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900k Away From Prophet
900k Points to go 'til PROPHETcome show this gurl some FU luvRATE~FAN~ADD~BLING ~click pic~ ***a copy of a bulletin/link i post***
My First Blog
well this is my first blog...i dont really know what to say...im a single mom. i got a 2 yr old little boy. and at the present time living with my sister in law while my brother is in iraq...its only temperary but i love it for now. i get to see my nephews and niece its awesome but still can wait to get out of here. all i ever do is work and watch kids all day long and only get time to myself like never...lol its all good tho im to used to it that im going to go nuts the next week hoildays as my sister in law and the kids will be gone so it will only be my son and i here all by ourselves...for a month and a half that is going to freak me out. im not used to living by myself...but its ok i'll survive...so well i have no clue what else to say if i sound interesting to ya, hit me up i shout like all the time... chow for now.
Auction
My Poems
So close to my heart Yet still miles apart I know the love you have for me Cause it's the same to you from me So much love I have for you Yet it can only be in distance I see you in my dreams Yet I wake up to see nothing I see pics of you, I see pics of me Yet no pics of you and me I see your name with mine Yet I still have to wait on time I sit and wait For a day that seems to never come SO CLOSE TO YOU YET SO FAR APART!!
Showin Me Luv...luv You Jamie And Jake!
This is FARSCAPECAT!! She is an amazing woman and friend!!! {{This will take you right to her pics}} She does alot for all her friends on here!! If she is not already on your friends list.... Well shame on you!!! SHE SHOULD BE!!!! So go Fan, Rate, and Add her NOW!!! You won't be sorry and she WILL return the love!!! She has Auto 11's on right now so go spank her HARD!! Lets see if we can get her a little closer to Disciple!!! She totally deserves it!!! Go show her how much she is loved!!! ***Thanks*** This Bully brought to you with lotsa love By: JΛmξ R/L G/F of Jkξ Owned By SirRickster Owner of Rock N Roll Chick@ fubar Jkξ Thξ kξ R/L B/F of JΛmξ~Owner of HippyChick~Owned by Carolvision@ fubar (repost of
How Are You Feeling Today In Music?
Please leave one of your own on how you feel today! AMEN!!!! GOD HOW SELFISH WE ARE SOMETIMES.... Body: Your alarm goes off; you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the tro
One Month Anniversary
Didn't really know what to expect here but has been pretty fun my first month. Let's make subsequent months as much fun as the first !
Johns Wicked Auction
Click here to bid! (repost of original by 'Radio X show ... owned by MONICA THE GREAT' on '2008-10-13 19:43:01') (repost of original by '☠уܣ☆ΞŦ♥ FeTiSh HeAd GrEeTeR*' on '2008-10-13 20:19:14') (repost of original by 'LilAngelBaby' on '2008-10-13 20:21:46')
Lost Your Fubux ? Here's What To Do!
FROM STRAWBERRY N CREAM... Heya All Thought I would do this blog as I am being asked by a few how to get fu $ back... I had mine disappear this afternoon and I went to Year Of The Dragon... If you have Fire Fox browser... 1. Go To Tools in the tool bar above 2. Click on 'Clear Private Data' (You have to clear cache, cookies, and temp files) 3. Put checks in all the boxes 4. Click 'Clear Private Data' 5. Close the Browser and RELOG back into Fubar Your fu bucks will be there :D PS: I have had to do this a few times today and each time I have gotten them back. Keep this going folks, I lost mine too and this process works also, u might be able to get them back by goin and rating somebody, I ( jade ) did that and it worked just a few mins. ago
Virgin
Come take my whorishing auctioning virginity away!! Negotiations on higher bids...
Gonna Be A Beggar..like Many On Here
I would like a carebear bling.. or even a cheap bling.. or 10,000 in fubucks. I just wanna see how many of you are willing to make me happy! I do not beg like many on here..so I am giving it a try! LOL
A New Drinking Game
a new drinking game, whenever john mccain says friends in his speechs take a drink
Life
Sarah Palin: Why She Irritates The Hell Out Of Me
Sarah Palin Why she irritates the hell out of me By: Nicole Purville Ive mentioned to several people that it concerns me that John McCain has no degree and that Sarah Palin has a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho. http://gov.state.ak.us/bio.html http://mccain.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=AboutSenatorMcCain.Biography One of the things that surprised me is that to some people, this is ok. It is ok that these two individuals run for public office without any formal training in politics or law. These people also said that our forefathers wanted ordinary laymen to be able to lead and contribute to our country. That is an excellent point that I had never thought of. Why should the stuffed shirts run the country? We should all have a say. After all : We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote th
Sox
Red Sox 2, Devil Rays 0 I was a little worried during the first inning when it took Matsuzaka FOREVER to get three outs. But thankfully the Devil Rays didn't score and then Daisuke settled down and was BRILLIANT throwing a no hitter into the eighth inning. I watched this game with Furry and our friend JK. JK made fun of me the entire game because every time a Sox player came to bat I would insist that they were awesome and that I loved them. JK insisted that I couldn't love every player on the team but I said I actually did. The only player I really disliked was Lugo and now he was gone and I do love Lowrie. I had a great time at Furry's not only for the company but also because Furry and I made a deal that if I brought food over he would cook. So we had an interesting night of role reversal, where I sat on the couch watching the game and Furry and JK cooked a fine meal of steak, salad and potatoes. Furry was fascinated by the Trop and spend most of the evening wondering if
You Can Own Me For 30 Days
IT'S OPEN YOU COULD OWN ME FOR 30 DAYS FOR Bling/Bling Pack Only Auction. Minimum Bid To Be A 5 Credit Bling Or A 12 Credit Bling Pack
I Cant Take It
Sherri's Birthday Party
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Where I Am Now
yes im headed to madison wi to go see a very close friend of mine well my soon to be wife my best friend the love of my life i will bb asap plz feel free to leave me rates and help me level
My Poems Writtin By Me!!!
HOW I FEEL !!!! SITTIN HERE ALL ALONE WONDERING IF THIS IS REALLY MY HOME . FEELING SO EMPTY AND LONELY ASKIN GOD IF THIS IS REALLY HOW AND WHERE HE WANT ME TO BE !? GOT SO MUCH LOVE TO SHARE , JUST SEEMS NOBODY REALLY CARE ! WHAT IF I WOULD LEAVE THIS PLACE ? WOULD I B MISSED ? IN MIND KISSED ? DONT KNOW WHATS REAL OR FAKE ANYMORE THIS EMPTYNESS IS KILLIN ME DAY BY DAY EVEN WHEN THE SUN IS OUT THE SKY TO ME LOOKS SO GREY!! HOW CAN I SEE NICE THINGS , IF I KNOW WHAT BAD ALREADY TOMORROW BRINGS? THE ONLY HOLD IS MY LIL ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN ABOVE , CAN NO ONE TAKE AWAY OUR LOVE !!! IM SO GLAD TO HAVE THIS LEFT IN LIFE , WITHOUT HER I WOULD END UP WITH A KNIFE!!!!! I KNOW MY THOUGHTS R CRAZY AND THIS FEELING I FEEL IS SHADY BUT I CANT HELP IT I WISH I COULD ! JUST KNOW IM FALLIN IN A DEEP HOLE AND SOMEONE COME CATCH ME , I WISH SOMEONE WOULD !!! MY HEART SO COLD CRYIN OUT FOR A HELPING HAND SOMEONE TO TAKE MINE AND SHOW ME A BETTER WAY THIS IS WHAT I PRAY TO GOD EVERYDAY !!!!
Salutes
WOuld love salutes from anyone of my friends!! SFW, NSFW (ladies only), it doesnt matter...i will accept any that are made, and will return the luv for all i get...thanks for taking the time to read this, if you did, and dont forget to rate!!!
New Start
Finally, it is over. I am finally able to step away from my teaching position at juvie and begin to look for a real teaching job. Woohoo. I know some people may be freaking out if they went from employed to unemployed in one fail swoop but I am going to be honest here, I am not. I was sick of being in the toxic environment. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I AM FREE. It seems to be that by the time you are in your mid 40's you should have already woke up to the reality that money does not buy you happiness. This attitutde comes to the surface when you begin to tell people that you have left your job. I made really good money at my job. More money than I will ever make in the public school system teaching. Needless to say, my family began to live the lifestyle accordingly. When I started to consider leaving my job, my husband and I took a long hard look at the lifestyle that we are leading. I am of the belief that there are only a few things you r
F.y.i Extended "about Me"
{Update} Current Sunday November 30,2008 I recently was unable to be online for reasons I will explain. But not hear in my other blog titled My Homeless Experience (TO THE RIGHT UNDER} "other blogs by this author". But for those that do read my blog I have to say I miss so many of the friends I was used to talking with here. I am back and for how long all depends on whether I get employed soon. Will keep you informed on any new developments along the way. I will try to update this Blog when I am able,Peace;Love and Happiness!!!! First off everyone I am for the most part am a peaceful kind of guy and enjoy good people. I initially came here cause a friend of mine was always on but that didn't wasn't the reason. The reason was cause I was curious what was so infectious about this site that had on this site so much I think they should be paying her"For Real" no bullshitting. "PeekaBoo" deserves more respect than she gets. But back to the about me. Below I will tell you abou
Finding This Interesting
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My Bird Died
Around 1:55 pm today October 16th my bird Georgie died. Thats the second bird that died this week. Within 2 days apart of eachother. Why would two birds die within days of eachother ? They both lived in the same climate for 3 or 4 years. I believe I was told they were born the same day. From the same mothers eggs. Hello All, I woke up today to find my bird Buddie dead. 1 year and 9 days ago today another one of my birds died. You may have remembered that blog. Now I am down to only one bird.
7th Coh Auction
It's Gonna Be One Hell Of An Auction!! Come Join Us For Our First Ever Auction. All Lounge Members May Enter!! RULES 1.) First And Formost... Absolutely No Drama & No Disrespecting Entrants. 2.) Entry Fee Is $10k Fubucks Payable To The 7th Circle Of Hell Official Profile. This Fee Is Nonrefundable Should Entrant Decide To Withdraw Or If Entrant Is Pulled From Auction For Any Reason. 3.) Entrants Are Responsible For Fullfilling Whatever They Offer To Bidders For This Auction ~ 7th COH Is Not Responsible Should Entrant Not Fullfill Their Obligation. 4.) Bidders Are Responsible For Paying Whatever They Bid/Put Up To Receive The Offers The Entrant Has Expressed To Said Entrant ~ 7th COH Is Not Responsible Should Bidder Not Fullfill Their Obligation. 5.) Entrants Are To Us SFW Pics Only To Submit For Entry In Auction. 6.) Entrants Are Responsible For Promoting Their Own Entry. 7.) 7th COH Reserves The Right To Pull Any Entrant For Not Obiding By The Above Rules. 8.) Should H
Words From Pastor David
Since October is also Domestic Violence I thought I would share this with everyone. Greetings in Christ, What is abuse? How does abuse affect marriage? How does abuse affect your relationship with God? What does the Bible have to say about abuse? In this message I want to speak specifically to people who are going through abuse or have gone through abuse. My hope is that you would know what Christ thinks of abuse, and with that knowledge you can find healing from the effects of abuse through Him. God created humans in His image. He created them to know Him and to serve Him. Sodom and Gomorrah was judged not only because of its sexual sin but because it allowed social injustice to pervade its streets and corridors. Throughout the Bible we people being abused. The Israelites were oppressed by the Egyptians. Daniel was persecuted by the Babylonians throughout much of his life. The story of the Bible is that God will vindicate the righteous and judge the wicked. The
He Harasses Girls...
Dolly Dimpletitten
It's Dolly DimpleTitten today folks. Why ???? Coz I can. Goodbye for now. Dolly xxx
Love And Trust
Here is another blog...I love my man and I am totaly faithful to him.I don't flirt with anyother men.If you know me then you understand what I am talking about..For thoses of you who don't know me here is a small look into what I have been through..I am divorced cause my ex husband wanted another woman over me..I will not lie down for that again.I will fight for who I love..I am tired of other peopl(women) trying to move in on my man.I am tired of getting hurt.I do cry alot cause I feel that I am about to lose my man.
Snake Eyes Radio Spammer
Spammer Contest Snake Eyes Radio Oct 10-20th Most Rates Win PLZ! RATE! Contest By KaK Show Her Some LUV! ?DJKakTease?Snake?Eyes?Radio?HeadPromoterNgC?@ fubar
Lust Related
My Deepest Thoughts
Often I like to wander, To walk with no purpose or care To run through ideas and ponder To breathe in sweet night air Ideas, revelations, dreams That all run through my mind Take the shape of many things Trees, animals, and streets lined With pebbles and flowers lit bright They shine around me on the ground Though it be only night. My footsteps alone they pound Since I am alone, I dance No one is present to assume Why, by myself, I like to prance Through the night's quiet gloom I take this journey by night But always I'm in bed I try to sleep, tucked in tight As shaped dreams float through my head. Can you see it beyond the horizon a one way departure from all a heart has ever known to be true Suddenly it has turned cold beyond these tears falling angry and cruel Feeling used once you held me in your arms now I am sitting here alone Suddenly it's too overwhelming tired of waiting on stars that never fall I wake in the pouring rain shi
Bunne's Cafe
HI! welcome to bunne's cafe! pull that chair over here & let's chat a bit. wow you look grand today! i'm so glad you could join me... I love to chat with folks about all sorts of things... especially sex... what? why. yes! Of course, at my age i am just reaching prime time! sex is a physcial emotion that i fully enjoy.... either with myself or.... well... we will leave that one for your own visualization. have a cup (__)D~~~ and relax her at bunne's fubar cafe... LADIES BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!respect!
haha a lot of people on here dont have any let alone know what it is or means ive been on her since 06 blah ive seen it all ive read it all i mean come on common sense is ever so lacking on peoples parts with what they say and send you talk to someone for 10 15minutes and just bs talk normal convo no flirting no nothing they ask if your taken ....(if you are) and if your like me you proudly tell them that your taken and how much your wife/hubby/gf/bf means to you then all of a sudden they go through your pics pick out that one pic that in some weird ass mother effin way send off some kind of sexual sense and they leave you one hell of a message pretty telling you they want to jump your bones and more i mean WTF man i say im taken my page says im taken you come off as a nice girl/guy and then you tell me what you want to do to me F@CK! thats just BLAH ! DISRESPECTFUL!!!! in more ways than one another thing that is DISRESPECTFUL is just blatantly sending pics of th
Keli
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To My Daddy..may You Rest In Peace
Daddy, i know some may thing it sounds silly for a 26 yr old girl to call a man daddy but that is what you are. you came into my life at 16 and when you first started to date mom i hated you because i thought you were going to take her from me. boy was i ever wrong. insted you gave me a little brother and a great parent. i know we may not have always seen eye to eye but in the end you made me into a strong woman who don't stand for anything that isn't right. here it is it's been 3 years since you passed away and it's still hard to talk about it. they say time makes things easier you know i have yet to find proof of that. i still sit in my room and cry and wonder what my life would be like if you were still here today. well i have school work to do so i am going to go.. I love you!!! Love Always & Forever Your Daughter Myra Renee' Vinson
Duality Of Things
Rust And Fire
Oracle Texas Twister
TEXAS TWISTER HELP HER MAKE ORACLE. SHE IS AN AWESOME LADY WHO SHOWS MAD LOVE TO EVERYONE!!!!SO LETS SHOW SOME BACK. IF YOU DONT HAVE HER, RATE/ FAN/ ADD HER..ITS WELL WORTH IT!!!!! JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW!!DID I MENTION SHE HAS AUTO 11S??? WHICH WE ALL KNOW MEANS THIS WILL HELP YOU JUST AS MUCH AS HER!!!! SO GO SHOW THE LOVE!! ~♥~TEXAS TWISTER~♥~SHADOW LEVELER♥CLUB UNITED♥TEXASMAN'S FU FIANCEE@ fubar THIS BULLETIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ▲►Ĵdəd ņə◄▼ ▲►Ĵdəd ņə◄▼ Promoter @ Erotic Seductions@ fubar
Just For My "haters"
I Am
I am ... A woman With a full heart, hidden Somewhere in an empty room ... With eyes not quite of autumn's gold, and yet Neither all of summer's green; I wonder ... If love is a tale made for children -- A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence -- A honey-coating to help their throats Choke down the bitter draught ... I hear ... A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed, Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot draw Another breath unless this spectre be unmasked, His lies mangled neath my righteous tread; I see ... A woman, proud, uncompromising, Diaphianous as air -- less, even, than the tears That fall in deisolation about her weary feet, Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ... A measure of quietude, a certain silence, The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming, The nothing that stills the wanting, The numb, the cold that laughs at pain; I am A woman, hidden ... I pretend ... That I can live forever -- that Time Has no puis
Eternal Question
What is this thing? This thing that we all search for . . . This thing that flies you to the highest heavens, Only to send you racing back to Earth like a fallen angel. This thing that cuts your soul like the mighty Sword of Camelot, Then nurses you back to health with its healing touch. This thing that creeps in the dark and still of the night and steals your heart and soul like a thief, Only to return it to you battered and torn. Where is this thing we cannot see, but know it's there? Where did it come from and where does it hide when it leaves? Why do we hunger for something so very elusive ad mysterious? Where is it? What is it? What do we do with it, once found? What do we do with ourselves once lost?
Heidi Newfield - Johnny And June Lyrics
Johnny And June Lyrics
Failure
Failure I feel it approaching out of the darkness out of the staleness I see it first just as small as the light from a fire fly It is a silent threat, not heard only felt Like the storm you see quietly but forcefully dancing on the horizon. As it grows in its magnificence My apprehensive heart beats against my chest I feel it so close but I keep praying that it will stay far away My heart pounds wildly until my breath escapes me My life my existence has been nothing but a great paradox leading to this moment in time. There are so many Their voices screaming in my mind A thousand thoughts inside only one How do I help them all What if I allow one to fall. Will it swallow them into the parade of lightning into the abyss of blinding light Will I too fall for not saving them I always knew it was there Safely waiting on the horizon But I never felt this light would catch me this fast I never thought the rain would fall upon my skin But now here it is Will I have
Let's Get This Auto 11 Party Going!
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED Auto 11s on come party on my page and level! The 11's will be activated from 12:40pm 10/14 until 12:40 10/15 I have auto 11's and a bunch of pics for you to rate... Happy leveling!!! 'Princess Leia' Sassy Laurie Club F.A.R.~D&DC~Lollipop Gurls Club~Rating Revolution~
Manslaughter
Lookin For Excpeirced Promoters And Other Staff
Wanna Own Me??
You.....
you called again today telling me you're sorry telling me you love me telling me to give you time... that you'll come back and once again be mine.... but i wonder is all my prayer in vain, cause i dont beleive you're coming home again... i just dont know what to do... cant just turn my back on you.... you called again today talking about old times remembering the car rides that led down the road to nowhere... on the backroads we would look up at the stars and stare..... i wonder if this is all a game are the words you tell me mean the same? will i ever know the truth behind the lies? or will i have to look in your eyes and again say goodbye
Because Of You....
my heart is aching can you see it breaking? do u even care the pain i am going through?? do you know how much i am hurting? or that my world has stopped turning because you choose to beleive others and be untrue... i'm sorry but i have to go my heart just cant take no more i loved you without end over and over again... but i guess that was just not enough you emptied me of every ounce of love. now i'm here, alone, broken in two.... because of her... because of you.... too many words just came out and it has left me ithout a doubt that there has been something going on... there is one thing i can promise you things you think i've done, i would never do but i'll love you always.. even though i am gone... i'm sorry but i have to go my heart just cant take no more i loved you without end over and over again... but i guess that was just not enough you emptied me of every ounce of love. now i'm here, alone, broken in two.... because of her... becaus
Teachers Little Slut..........
You're sitting there, grading papers and you hear the sound of my heels echoing in the hall. Before you can get up I arrive in your doorway. You look up and see me. I walk over and sit on the edge of your desk. You stand up and walk over to the door. You shut and lock it. You come back to the desk where I'm perched and you sit back in your chair. You lean forward and slowly run your hands up my thighs. You leave my skirt down though and you close your eyes. You are imagining what I look like under the skirt. You run your hands back down my thighs. You open your eyes. You look up at me to find my eyes are half closed and I'm starting to pant. You start to grin. In your eyes I see the dark clouds of complete horniness closing in. I know what you want. I stand up. I walk away from the desk and start a silly conversation. You come up behind me and start running your hands up and down my sides. Lightly tickling me. You move your hands around and start rubbing my breasts. You find my
Women
just got to love it when a woman tries to act like a woman. but instead they act childish. still women need to grow the fuck up, and try to remember their goin to be some one that can tell when they are trying to play games with their minds. well it happened yet again this time i seen it coming a mile away. and confronted the little girl. as u see i said little girl. when the hell are people goin to wake up. if u goin to say something to some one it should be true n honest. instead of being told to other guys where u can see it. man people need to grow the fuck up i tell you. thats y guys are the way they are. but im standing true to my word im staying the man i am no matter what person comes around and tries to pull their mind games. stay tune i may post more on this person.
My Beliefs (pt1)
In life comes love; Through love comes happieness; through happiness comes the will, the desire and the drive to persist through all of lifes complications.. There are many people in this world that will tell u that money brings happiness, or that if ur successfull and have money that love will follow... I have found so far through this shallow existance of a life that has yet to begin...that no matter how much money u have, that no matter how successful u are that nothing... and i mean nothing can fill the void in a heart, the void in a persons heart that is filled by looking in the eyes and seeing the fire in anothers soul that burns for u... for this flame is wrought, is tempered and is forged from the beliefs that love is the sacred bond of two people that is forged between two entities when all that fills each others soul is the emotion and desire that, he/she is the only other person to make u whole. Many seek this type of love their entire life; Fewer then most ever find this lo
Anyone Need Fubucks???
ANYONE NEED FUBUCKS....AND WILLING TO TRADE CARE BEAR BLINGS FOR THEM? IF SO PLS HIT ME UP ASAP! IM REALLY WANT LOT OF THE CHERRY BEARS :D FOR OBVIOUS REASONS *lol* :P ....BUT IM THINKING ABOUT THE COLLECTION *lol*
Thoughts
Stupid People
Random Sh!t
It's going to hurt...............a LOT! A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags with little brown spots under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them. The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
Random Thoughts With A Purpose
I am sooooo thoroughly disgusted at some close "friends" right now it's not even funny! I've been off doing my good deeds, accepting requests, buying drinks, showing love TO OTHERS all the while stewing MADLY over some SHIT. Well... really I've had it. I do stuff for others cuz I WANT TO and to HELP out... NEVER do I ask for ANYTHING in return. However, common curteousy goes a LONG WAY with me. If you say you're going to do something THEN DO IT. But... I guess it's just too easy to get caught up in the rate game, the leveling game... and forgetting the words you speak and who your TRUE friends are. Forgetting and foregoing GREED and POPULARITY contests... yes, apparently that is TOO MUCH to ask! Well... I'm done!! If you're taking this to heart, then I guess this is for you. Thank you's are great, but walk the walk if you talk the talk!!! If not... keep your mouth shut! You know... I've had more "new friends" rate my stuff than ANY of my SO CALLED friends or f
Silver Diamond Ty Gf Bully
OMG!!! I can't begin to thank everyone that helped me level to Godfather, but I'm going to give it my best college try!! If I missed anyone, let me know!!! You WILL be added! (my bartab was moving at lightning speed!) In no particular order: MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar Majik *QUEEN of CWP* ~Taken by Para~@ fubar Tino@ fubar GODFATHER ʮt ~SHADOW LEVELER & {F.A.B.}~ CLUB UNITED~@ fubar ~*ǣMخ*~DEMON CREW*SHADOW LEVELERS*W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar ~misty~ shadow bomber@ fubar SWEET~THING~SPANKER FAMILY FU`OWNED BY~CinDragon~CoFounder of Thunder&Lightning Levelers~CoPilot of@ fubar ~Cari~** Fu~Angel@ fubar
Cup Half Full?
Breast Cancer
Blow Up!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY '~*~ Candy ~*~' go shorty, its your birthday - Candy&Cayenne@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}Pimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~ CynzDreams ~& Naughty by Nature~@ fubar (repost of original by '$Dj' BABY BOY${D.S.C}Pimp of the Pu$$cat Playmates Owned by ~ CynzDreams ~& Naughty by Nature~' on '2008-10-23 23:50:09') PLEASE COMMENT RATE ETC. I'M TRYING TO LEVEL
Ikissedagirl's 1st Contest!
Please help IKISSEDAGIRL in her first contest by comment bombing her pic! Any help, big or small is much appreciated and will be returned just send me a message or shout. TYVM!
Help My Friend The Big Mike
My Feelings
Lately I have been taking alot of heat from people. I have tried to be strong and not let it get to me. The more people treat me like a punching bag the more I am like why am I even here. I mean I know what its like to be hurting but why keep taking it out on a person who genuinely does care? I may not always say the right thing.. I may get hurt easily but I only get hurt if you mean something to me. I feel like lately I can't do anything right. I wish I knew what I was doing wrong. I am starting to feel myself fall into a depression and I hate that.. It has been years since I have felt the way I do right now. It took me losing my grandmother last month and then feeling like I am losing people I considered friends for me to feel as horrible as I do. I just wish I knew who I could let that wall down for and not have to be scared they are going to hurt me... I have all this stuff going on already and I still have a divorce to worry about next month. It should be easy but nothin
I Know Its None Of My Business But Still Irritates The F*ck Out Of Me..
I stoled this from SuperSteve and even though someone else wrote it I stand behind it 100%.I know its none of my business and I have had things bought for me,but not once have I ask or begged,so I guess I do have the true friends. Now read this:Good job Steve: I just don't understand this, why do people on here BEG for Bling, Blasts & Happy Hours? Is it really necessary to stoop so low as to BEG for people to spend their hard earned money and beg for this stuff? If you want one of these FUBAR nuggets, heres a novel idea, BUY IT YOURSELF!! If your so called friends think so much of you, they will buy you these treats without you begging like a homeless person in Times Square. If you havent noticed, Happy Hours are way down. I am going to guess, that the economy and high energy costs may something to do with not spending $100 for an hour of FUBAR time, instead, putting that money in the tank so one can get back and forth to work. Its time to STOP begging for people to spe
Eyeball Tatt
Wanna get a real funky tattoo done but scared of needles? Well, then here is a source of inspiration for all the tattoo buffs. Also, if you can not decide where to get the design on your body canvas, this Canadian national might give you an out-of-the-world idea. This Toronto man has got a tattoo done. Nothing unusual, except that he has got it on his eyeballs! Basically, he has got the whites of his eyes turned blue by getting the pigment injected under the top layer of the eye (conjunctiva), with the help of no less then 40 blue ink injections at a Canadian body modification convention. This is usually done in some kinds of eye problems only. After an unsuccessful attempt with the traditional tattoo needle, instead of giving up the idea, he got it done with a syringe. Wierd though it seems, this is actually the medical art of corneal tattooing and is on its way to become a new type of elective body modification (read mutilation!). Now, thats to be called as creativity with a m
The Drug Called Crystal Meth!
am reposting this for someone from the past, someone that has ruined the lives, dreams, hope and feeling of safety for so many of the people that have loved him the most. (This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) My name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and thats just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you--in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but not
Trick Or Treat!
So You Wanna Own A Maiden For Halloween? Well Here She is Come check out this incredible offer that you'll be howling over! You dont wanna miss her.The auction ends 10-20-08 so get those bids in while you can!!! (repost of original by '}i{ -==-ߣU G-==- }i{ Owned yet again by the lovely 'XtM !' on '2008-10-14 04:50:03') (repost of original by 'Poetic Soul ~Creator of BS~' on '2008-10-14 07:11:21')
Sinners
Diary Of A Polygamy Life
Enter our BODYSHOT contest now just write the words polygam rulez anywhere on your body, in any media, paing, crayon, chocky syrum (mmmmm) and then take a pic and put it in a folder i can rip it from. the winner will be shown in a special folder called polygams hotties and the winner each month (last day of the month) will recieve 100,000 fu-bucks this is an ongoing contest each month so get your entrys in NOW for the end of october!! xoxo Polygam Polygamy is NOT This is NOT about polyandry or polyamory. This is NOT about fornication or adultery. This is NOT about group marriage or wife swapping. This is NOT about dishonest bigamy or infidelity. This is NOT about underaged or arranged marriage. This is NOT about any form of mormonism. This is NOT about re-defining marriage. Polygamy is: a loving family arrangment, where all of the parties love, care for, respect and support each other. when one gets sick, the rest take care of them When one of us is sad
Rudness
I WAS JUST CALLED A C**t AND A B**** BECAUSE I WOULD CAM OR I WOULDNT GIVE OUT MY NUMBER AND YAHOO IS THIS WHAT I SHOULD EXPECT FROM A CHAT SITE HE LIKE TO CALL WOMEN NAMES WHEN THEY WONT GIVE HIM WHAT THEY WANT richieinflorida7@ fubar
Im Up For Auction Again
Bulletin For My Auto's...dj Tomicide
Hey Friends and Family! It's Jaded~One's day to activate her Auto 11's Bling!! AUTO 11'S ARE ACTIVE RIGHT NOW!! She's one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet on this site! Please go show her some love and help her level as you help yourself! Hit her page HARD! She will return all LOVE!!!! TY to everyone in advance!! Hope you'll send some love today! Much Love to ALL our Friends, NEW friends and Family!!! ▲►Ĵdəd ņə◄▼ Promoter @ Erotic Seductions
Indestructible
Wow what a crazy day today! Ever have one of those days when it just seems like everything comes crashing down? Well that was my day today. First if you guys know me you know that I'm very close with my sister she is my best friend my partner in crime we do everything together. She hit me with the ideal that she might move to Denver, CO! I would be lost without her I don't know what I would do if she did move! Would this be my time to move and go out and see what there is? But I just always thought that we would do it together if we ever did. And she had made the plans with someone else and I hate being a 3rd wheel. It just scares me I don't know what I would do if she was to leave. Then I had myself put into check today. I have made a lot of great friends online. I just hate how people can't stand up for nothing when it comes down to it! When you behind the screen yeah you can be a lot of talk but when it comes to real life its another story! Well I am who I what you get here o
Leaving Sideways
Come see the best band in NJ.. Now yes i am biased because the dummer and I are best friends.. LEAVING SIDEWAYS! November 1st, 2008 door open at 8pm The Saint Asbury Park, NJ It is a CD release and benefit.. Come join me and my girl Queensbitch, for an awesome shoW
Life
jealousy---is an emotion experienced by one who perceives that attention, love or affection is being given to a third party when it should rightfully be given to them. For example, a jealous lover might dislike their partner spending time with other members of the opposite sex, because they feel that they are the rightful sole recepient of their mate's attention trust--The trait of trusting; of believing in the honesty and reliability of others Have confidence or faith in Can you truly love someone if you feel jealous of things they do even though you have trust in them?? I battle with this on a regular basis and I don't know how to concur the jealousy even though the trust is there!! The sad part is at times I feel like I am loosing the battle and if I do that I will loose the best think that ever happened to me and that breaks my heart!! I can't sleep..without dreaming I can't dream..without sleeping I don't sleep..I don't survive But to survive..I have to sleep!! He cha
My Poetry
one day i went outside to look at the sky all the clouds where white,but one was black it started to turn in to shape of a unicorn a black unicron Oh,how beatiful this creature is it moved like the wind and cutting though the clouds like they were paper It's foot steps where the sounds of thunder and with each step like flashing lighting Oh, my beatiful unicorn set me free,from the bonds of hate and let me go to heaven,so i can run as free as my black unicorn Teshanna Stephens Copyright 2008 Teshanna Stephens Here lies fallen angels dead on the ground Their spirits stand there looking all round If you go to spot You'll see a mound and you'll feel their presences As the days go by people come to mourn Those that show respect are adorn let the memories never fade Every time you look upon the mound Just remember its all right to shed a tear As the pain fills inside and hurts it wont go a way The anger we shall not hide it These you remember the american pride.
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Old Fashioned Love
I want to give you an old-fashioned love, and offer you everything you've ever dreamed of. I want to make your knees tremble with every kiss, wrap you in my arms and fill you with true love's bliss I want to take your hand, and hold you close to me, and make your future brighter than you ever thought it could be. Do you realize how much you mean to me?
Love/friendship
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Who Am I???
I am a professional photographer living and working in the greater Kansas City area. I specialize in professional sports and glamour/portrait photography. I am an avid Chiefs fan and have been all of my life. Anything else that you would like to know...just ask, I am a very open person
Asshole
so yeah.... yesterday my car starts smoking ALOT over on the left side of the car, i pulled over, and it looked as if my car was on fire a bit....... fun fun.... so a cop came said he thinks the breaks locked up..... he gave me a ride to the station, yay, fun ride in the back of a cruiser.... well, finally got a hold of my dad cause i needed help to get it towed, the ASSHOLE said he didnt care and to deal with it myself...... WTF?!?!?!?!?!.... who fuckin says that to their own kid..... come to find out he was running late for the red sox baseball game last night.... first its his dog being more important than his first grandchilds birth and first christmas, now its a fuckin baseball game is more important than me..... great family values,..... FUCK!! finally got my car back todaythe garage i got it towed to got the wrong part..... i worked yesterday from 515am to 430 pm cause they said it would be ready by then.... i could have left at 115pm but i wouldnt have made it back to the shop
Sweetwaters/jdr Jamz Radio
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7 Years Free Today
I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was her footloose man No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you find You get what you need We went down to the demonstration To get your fair share of abuse Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse" You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes well you just might find You get what you need I went down to the Chelsea drugstore To get your prescription filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a soda My favorite flavor, cherry red I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead I said to him You can't always get what you want
Club Mystic Update! 10/15/08
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT AWARE OF THE FACT THAT I OFTEN TYPE IN CAPS, YOU ARE AWARE NOW...I JUST FEEL THAT IT EASIER TO READ, AND IT IS EASIER AND FASTER FOR ME TO TYPE THIS WAY! I ROLL LIKE THAT SOMETIMES! A SITUATION HAS ARISEN THAT I WANT TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR ABOUT, AS I AM EXTREMELY DISTURBED BY IT! A LONG TIME MEMBER HAS ENTERED A GIVEAWAY FOR AN AUTO-11 GIVEAWAY, WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE AND CONSENT, WHICH IS STRICT NO-NO!!! SHE PRESENTED HERSELF TO ONE OF THE SPONSORS THAT I HAVE DEVELOPED A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH FOR GIVEAWAYS FOR CLUB MYSTIC, AND HAS INFORMED AT LEAST TWO OF OUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT SHE HAD QUIT CLUB MYSTIC. HMMM, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE COME TO ME WITH THAT? WHAT REALLY KILLS ME IS THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THIS GA IDEA TO THE SPONSOR, AND SECURED FIVE SPOTS FOR US, NOW SHE HAS COST US ONE OF THEM THE EX-MEMBER THAT I AM REFERRING TO IS CATHY AKA PURPLEDOLPHIN.....SHE KNOWS THAT WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG, AND STRICTLY AGAINST THIS FAMILY'S PHILOSOPH
Lil' Man...
Alright, this was cute......... Yesterday afternoon, Lil' Man was sitting in the hallway with all his toys, just..makin' a mess and fully enjoying the new ginormous truck he just got. He drops something in his hand and decided to announce that he was NOT happy about it....by saying this... "SHIT!" (He's only 2 1/2, mind you so that word is NOT allowed to be heard from him for many years to come.) We all stopped and his mother quickly yelled to him "WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST SAID, MISTER!?" Without so much as skipping a beat he nonchalantly turned to her and responded.... "Poop, momma" All cute like and fully aware of just wtf he was doing, then goes back to playing like nothing had happened. He sent the house into a wave of laughter that everyone is still kinda giggling about. Little wiseass punk, we've taught him well.Just thought I'd share that with you all as well. Everyone could use a good laugh now and then. =) ~Gigglesnorts, ends paragraph~
Who Care's
i am so upset that i cant get no help on the giveaway that i am in. i just wish that for one that i could get some help but as i can see i am chopped liver just like the rest of us anymore
Life
On 9/25/08 Edisto Electric came out and turned off my power when I was not home. When I called them to ask why they said I had not paid them in 3 months I quickly proved them wrong but they refused to turn my power back on until I pay my bill ($391) and give them an additional $225 (bringing my security deposit from $75 to 300) and give them a $50 reconnect fee. Now on that was 9/25 this happened and on Sat 11/11/08 I received a FINAL bill (not even 30days after cut off) where they refunded my original security deposit (from 7 years ago) of $75. It is my personal belief that they did this as a way to increase there security deposit by brute force. The sad part about this electric company's actions is they it not only affects me but it affects a totally disabled woman and 2 children. What is this society coming to when an electric company starts bulling there customers because they know you can not go anywhere else for power and its either pay them or do with out. The laws o
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Kizz Mania Train
Rock And Roll All Nite - Kiss Welcome to the KISS MANIA TRAIN Here is all you have to do rate these photos http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=686764&albumid=588049&i=50706405 (pics are KISS photos in my folder) then ADD/FAN/RATE everyone If they are already friends or not yet friends let them know your joining the KISS TRAIN Once your finished PM Volfiremaninpa to get added to the list If you want a tag Please PM TotallyHugeObsessedMCFanatic4Life I am clueless on how to make tags. VOLFIREMANINPA VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar P77sam P77sam..LOVE HURTS,MEMBER OF RATING REVOLUTION....@ fubar
Who Am I
Well to start with i am here in mobile al. but i came from upstate N.Y. i was a cop for 6 1/2 yrs and also a seabee in the navy reserves. i served in desert storm where i came back without so much as a paper cut and got shot on the job at home. (if i like you i'll show you the scares) i retired in ny and lead a life of a ship yard supervisor now (knowones shoots at me here) i am into differtent things (oh ya did i mention my spelling sucks) i am 42 but my brain thinks its 25 just wish the body could keep up but if you want to know anything ask BUT i don't blow smoke if you don't want to know then don't ask!!!!
Show Carolvision Lotsa Love!!
Meet Carolvision63..... If she isn't already on your friends list.... GO ADD HER NOW!!! She has her Auto 11's activated right now!!! So you can help her out and help yourself at the same time!!! She is just under half a mil to Fu-King!! Lets see if we can get her leveled, SOON!!! Go Rate her, Bling her, whatever..... Just go spank her HARD!!! Carolvision63 ~ ♥ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ ~ owned by ~ Cengin ~@ fubar She is also the PROUD owner of two GREAT Guys.... PONYBOY0827 ~owned by carolvision63 and Tainted Kiss and Mia - The Inked Slut~@ fubar Jkξ Thξ kξ R/L B/F of JΛmξ~Owner of HippyChick~Owned by Carolvision@ fubar So when you get done spanking her hard, Go show her Ownee's some love too!!! *****THANK YOU***** This bully was made and brought to you by... JΛmξ R/L G/F of Jkξ Owned By SirRickster Owner of Rock N Roll Chick@ fubar
Show Carolvision Lotsa Love!!
Meet Carolvision63..... If she isn't already on your friends list.... GO ADD HER NOW!!! She has her Auto 11's activated right now!!! So you can help her out and help yourself at the same time!!! She is just under half a mil to Fu-King!! Lets see if we can get her leveled, SOON!!! Go Rate her, Bling her, whatever..... Just go spank her HARD!!! Carolvision63 ~ ♥ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ♥ ~ owned by ~ Cengin ~@ fubar She is also the PROUD owner of two GREAT Guys.... PONYBOY0827 ~owned by carolvision63 and Tainted Kiss and Mia - The Inked Slut~@ fubar Jkξ Thξ kξ R/L B/F of JΛmξ~Owner of HippyChick~Owned by Carolvision@ fubar So when you get done spanking her hard, Go show her Ownee's some love too!!! *****THANK YOU***** This bully was made and brought to you by... JΛmξ R/L G/F of Jkξ Owned By SirRickster Owner of Rock N Roll Chick@ fubar
Lynne For Oracle
Rawk The Pahty Right !!! Bring Your Bling. Cause heres the Thing. Shes Got Just Over 800k To Go. Shes So Close Her Stack Is Ready To Blow. Shes a Boston Gal. And She's Rawkin Da Pahty Right At 5 pm Futime. Be There For Her "Make Me An Oracle" HH !!!!! She has just over 800k to go and could certainly use a boost !!!!
Heyyaaa
Hmm thats my first blog like lol... cant believe I havent done one yet.. well anyways I dont reli know what im supposed say so jus gonna say hi and enjoy my profile lol. xxxx does anyone of you lovely people know this weeks faceparty password????because i used to have a profile but havent been on it for ages so obv its deleted now.... so id reli appreciate it if someone gives me that password so i cud make a new one!!! thanksssssss xx Heyaaas... well ive decided to write some crap here ever so often lol... ohh btw i discovered a reli cool site called profilestar.com its reli good like if anyone is interested you should check it out :P:P .... xxx
Pain And Misery
Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearin' at my shirt, as you kiss me with the intent never to stop!!!!! Never say I love you,If you really don't care. Never talk about feelings,If they really aren't there. Never hold my hand,If your gonna break my heart. Never say your going too...If you never plan to start. Never look into my eyes.If all you're gonna do is lie.... Never say hi,If you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever,Then say you will try Never say forever,'Cuz forever makes me cry!! TO MY HATERS I keep it real and that's a promise. I may be a bitch, but atleast i'm honest. When i walk by, you stop and stare, well keep on lookin 'cuz i don't care. I have my own life and style, not tryin to please you or make you smile. When it comes to competition you are out. Now shut your hatein ass mouth, and keep me out your mouth!!!! FUCK THE FAKE
Benifit Ride
Thanks for taking the time to read this. I am trying to organize a Benifit Ride for the family of Zane Blankenship who was murdered in Salem the October 11th. I am hoping this will become an anual thing. His family needs some help paying for the cost of the funeral and things related to that. So if we can make it an anual event, the first one would help them cover that cost. Then the years after, we would donate the money to charity. Example, the ASPCA which was one of Zane's favorite organizations. The problem I have is, I have no idea how to organize this. I am looking for help and ideas. I have a few ideas of things we can do, but I need help getting the word out and getting things rolling so to speak. The ride would be for any and all bikers, as Zane loved motorcycles. So please drop me a line with any and all ideas and any help offered would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in Advance
Enter If You Dare!
First day on Fubar. So far is crazy. Was pounced on within a minute of joining. Kind of nice. Try to be on here as much as possible, but with kids, can get hard sometimes. Will post another blog at some point. In the meantime, everyone get shit faced and have fun. After taking a long break from fubar, I am back. Thanks to those who sent me messages while I was gone. Was nice to know I was missed. Finally got hubby to get on fubar. We will see how he likes it. Feel free to get in touch with me. I don't mind talking to people from all over. Friends are great. To people who live in my area, come on down to Daisy Dukes on Saturdays and lets get shit faced for real. Always at the back bar with the hottest bartenders/shot girls around. For those that keep asking for more pictures, grow up please. The next time someone asks me to post more pictures, they will be blocked. I have already had a couple female friends quit fubar because of being hounded for pictur
Stay Away From This Girl
Guys this girl is crazy ok? DO NOT TRUST HER.
October Auction
I'm In An Auction!!!
~ Too Shy ~
One of My All Time Faves...Hope You Like It. XOXO Time (after) time, (I'm) short of breath, don't even try (?) Try a little harder Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong Ooh, baby, try Hey girl, move a little closer. You're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Modern medicine falls short of your complaints Ooh, try a little harder You're moving in circles, won't you dilate Baby try Hey girl, move a little closer 'Cause, you're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush...eye to eye Peace
I Am Up For Auction It Is My First One Lol
Do you want to own me? Come bid on me I am in my very first auction so please come show me some mad love I promise you, you will be happy
~ Pony ~
Another Fave...for Housecleaning and Hip Grinding....Hop On.....LOL....RIDE IT..... XOXO I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin for a partner Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin off Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits Girl when I break you off, I promise that you wont wanna get off If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it Sittin here flossin, peepin your steelo Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you You and your body, every single portion Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin down your thigh If you're horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If youre horny, lets do it Ride it, my pony My saddles waitin Come and jump on it If were gonna get nasty baby First well show and tell Till I reach your pony tail (oh) Lurk all over and thro
Just One Little Roadrunner
All aboard the funky roadrunner train!!! Your host is the wonderful DRmami0031. I am hosting the train section for her on my page, but she gets the #1 props for this shindig... 1.You MUST rate her: "funky roadrunner train" folder and leave a comment on the last picture. Don't worry, it's only 20 pics. Try rating it during a happy hour if possible. I am making the train riders personalized tags for doing this, see example below... Start with this pic. There's only 20 pics, please leave a comment on the last pic to let DRMami0031 know you have completed the pics... 2.You must rate/fan/add everyone on the list... If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment "Roadrunner train, beep beep, I'm a funky roadrunner, too," or something relating to roadrunners! 3.When new people join the train - Please, do not just accept the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating! If you
Investments
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Realsationships
Quarter Of A Century
this morning i cry i look at his bugging eyes. they are poppin out alot today.he hasnt had his medicine. he asked me for hardboiled eggs, i always make him whatever he wantsthought this mornings request raised an eyebrow. he didnt like his eggs ,cuz they had no salt. but i cant give himsalt. he asks mefor some money for his jog a thon as iwalk him to the school yard. but he cant be in a jog a thon.he looks forward to trick or treating to, but not me. every yearwe end up carrying him the last few blocks. he tries but he tiresso easy.i give him what i can of a life. but its not a normal life. and i forget sometimes. i get so wrapped up in all thelife i pretend i can live.i get distracted by the drama i create.i allow boys to take love and energy form me. even when they dont appreciate or deserve it. i am saddened by the loss of friends and lovers. and i let work bother me. i allow those trivial things to bother me.all the while my son dies. all the while my son watches
Something I Learned
New
Hello all I am new to fubar and just checking things out. My hubby made me join and it seems cool. Please feel free to add me if you would like i love talking to new people, and making friends.
Oct 19th
These fabulous 7 people r having a happy hour right behind each other and each of them have a auto 11 bling that they will be using for there happy hour. The first happy hour for these fabulous five starts at 2 pm Sunday Oct 19th Fubar time. ~ EchoAngel ~@ fubar Kelly ♥ Jade's BFF ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar ♈ J A D E ♈ 〈 nates munchkin 〉 ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies@ fubar
Do You Need Some Big Bucks?
Do YOU need Fu-Bucks...want that spotlight or need some bucks to trade for bling? I am holding a contest...The contest will run for 2 weeks! As soon as I have enough people to start I will let everyone know!! THIS WILL BE A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST! RATES worth 5 points (no min.) COMMENTS worth 10 points (min 80k) YOU will win the following: FIRST PRIZE 1 MILLION FU-BUCKS SECOND PRIZE 500K FU-BUCKS THRID PRIZE 250K FU-BUCKS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ThugPassion247 {{*Devils Advocates Bombing and Leveling Crew*}}@ fubar *click the pic, to send him a message if your interested*
Bling Auction
HEY LADIES BOBBYBONES IS UP FOR AUCTION. WANT A CHANCE TO OWN HIM THEN CLICK THELINK UNDER HIS PHOTO BELOW AND PLACE YOUR BIDS. [ CLICK HERE ]
Too Much?
Do i ask too much to want someone around? Or is it too much to want to be loved for being me? Is it too much to want someone to make me laugh and put a smile on my face? And be there for me when things go wrong? Is it too much I am asking to want someone to except what is and not complain or question what cant be? Is it too much to want the one i want to want me in return? And show how they feel without walking away? I guess I want a dream For everyhthing seems to be too much to ask for.
Nsfw
Hi! Well if your reading this then that means your interested in seeing my pics. Well I have alot more pics that I want to put up but I need a VIP to add them all. So I will make ANYONE a deal. You get me a VIP and you will be in my fam FOREVER with access to any and every pic of me. Again, 1 month VIP and your in my fam for life! Note: If you harass me, stalk me, threaten me, or anything of the sort, then you will be kicked from my fam. Other than that there will be NO way that I will drop you from my fam. So let me know what you think! Becky!
Rock On
Fun Web Stuff
Your result for The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test...GoddessYou scored 77% Dominance and 74% Technique! You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday.Take The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test at HelloQuizzy ImageChef.com Poetry Blender
Giveaway!
***UPDATE*** Thank you ALL for your help...the goal of 12.5k in comments has been ATTAINED! ******************* Hi all! I entered a giveaway for an Auto 11 bling today. I am in need of 12.5 k in COMMENTS ONLY...rates do NOT count! If you get bored at any time, please come and help a bit, then we can help each other when the bling is activated! Thanks in advance for any and all help you can give! Here is the link:
The Fab 5 Is Now The Fab 6 :) --- Is Now Fab 7!! Join Our Hh Train = )
These fabulous 5 people r having a happy hour right behind each other and each of them have a auto 11 bling that they will be using for there happy hour. The first happy hour for these fabulous five starts at 2 pm Sunday Oct 19th Fubar time. I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry Kelly ♥ Jade's BFF ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar ♈ J A D E ♈ 〈 nates munchkin 〉 ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies@ fubar
Happy Hours
'Canadian - Mr. Sweetness - Sweetheart ♥(Slave to CRUEL BUT CUTE) (FU OWNED BY @$%~SHADOW LEV' wrote the following at '2008-10-15 13:35:54'.. These fabulous 5 people r having a happy hour right behind each other and each of them have a auto 11 bling that they will be using for there happy hour. The first happy hour for these fabulous five starts at 2 pm Sunday Oct 19th Fubar time. Kelly ♥ Jade's BFF ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }}@ fubar ♈ J A D E ♈ 〈 nates munchkin 〉 ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies@ fubar NaTe -- Jades RL Boyfriend -- The Pink Pimp --@ fubar
Thought This Was Funny!!!!!!!
What The Blog?
I'm trying to make my own skin for my fubar layout. I pretty much know what I want (as far as colors and the image, etc) but I'm having trouble coding it. Would anyone be nice enough to help me out here? I don't have money to BUY anything, sorry. I'm hoping it would be out of the kindness of your hearts *looks hopeful*. The BEST I could do is draw something or make a personal salute for whomever helped. Please and thank you!!!
Forbiden Donation
Forbidden Bully's
CuuM be Seduced by.... come let her help you unleash the naughty you have locked up inside.... at the one and only Forbidden Inc. & Exotic Dreams click the pics to go find out ummm if u dare...
Realidad
No importa que no me ames Me ir con mi sentimiento a un lugar lejano Entiendo que el tiempo ya paso y nada es eterno Ahora me toca pagar a mi el precio. Si tan solo hubiera expresado lo que siento Nada de esto estuviera viviendo Solo me alimento de tus recuerdos Y tu sonrisa la guardo en un cajn secreto. Si tan solo pudieras amarme Mis das volveran a sonrer Si pudieras volver a sentir como en el pasado Desaparecera la tristeza que reflejan mis ojos. No puedo obligarte a quererme de nuevo Pues soy realista en este mundo irreal Tu amistad seguir ligada a mi alma Y tu recuerdo me permitir vivir en la eternidad. Colaboracin de Claudia Tobias Mxico
Bully Testing
Breast Cancer Awareness Train Tags
Fu Drama
So tell me - have you been involved in fu-drama and not even know what hit you?! It's the weirdest thing for me...I fly under the radar most of the time...don't make people's "list" (good or bad) I'm just sorta here. and then this..bang. (ok not really bang...more like a really tiny little crackle but still..) Went to comment on a mumm...and was blocked :-s by a regular mummer (not some random dumbass that goes about blocking mummers for no reason) I think hmm that's weird...and think nothing. I have never actually interacted with the person so I am not bothered. Then - another mummer that she often flirts with and seems perhaps is in a relationship with...they have me blocked as well :-s Ok - this is a little weird and sort of too much of a coincedence... The 2nd mummer I am a little bothered by - even though he tends to be an abrasive asshole in the mumms I know he's an ok guy and have always made it known that I thought so...so why did HE block me? :-s It turns out that
Not Yet....
well, i didnt know what i'd say if u ever came to me asking me if i was doing well... I cant just come out with a smile and say that everything is fine, but i also cant say i'm going through hell... i cant tell you that, somedays are good and somedays are bad... some memories rush through me, some happy some sad.. sometimes i cry and try so hard to forget... it's getting better.. but i'm not over it yet. That i have to stop myself from saying your name and try to push you out of my mind. that i lay in bed sometimes at night and here ur voice from time to time. or that everyday i whisper i love you, or that ur always in my head... tho i am doing much better, I'm not over it yet.
Two Guys In Lowe's
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around >> Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. >> >> The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for >> my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. >> >> 'The young guy says, 'That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my >> wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' >> >> The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your >> wife look like?' >> >> The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big >> blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight >> white shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?' >> >> The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.' > >
House
Disclaimer: This weeks House episode spoiler. You have been warned! Who thought Thirteen was perma-fired? And what was up with House's reaction to Cuddy's adoption? And per the previews for next week, do you think Cuddy and House will hook up? Disclaimer: This is a blog specifically about House (my obsession). If you have not watched the current episode you may want to back out now as there will be spoilers. You've been warned! So who thought House was sick when he passed out last night?
Unrequited Love
ZAH ZAH ZOO is that feeling of hot lust you get when your arms are around THE right man. The I want to rip your clothes off kind of thing. Never ending Butterfly's It's a "Sex and the City " thing. You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket 2. Your significant other? Is he significant? 3. Your hair? Exploded 4. Your mother? Mom 5. Your father? Living 6. Your favorite thing? Love 7. Your dream last night? Warm 8. Your favorite drink? Coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Goal? 10. The room you're in? Dinning 11. Music? Dance 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Happy 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? Normal 16. Muffins? Chocolat
Playing With Fonts
My Dark World
My heart is like a whore For I've given it to many men. Without questions, without expectations; With only one exception: The only thing I've ever asked for; The only thing I've ever expected Was for their love in return. But without exception, without fail Each one took my heart, Crumpled it up, and threw it away. Like my love was worthless, a simple piece of trash; Something that was easily and frequently discarded. So now pieces of my heart are floating around, Like pieces of paper tumbling in the wind And I have to gather them up. But some of them will be lost forever; Some of them I'll never be able to find again. But those pieces that I do regain, I will try to put back together with what remains So my fragmented heart will once again be whole. For now I realize that it isn't worthless My love is valuable, priceless And I'm saving it for someone who will treasure it; Who will treat it like a special gift That I've given to him and no one else. And I hope
Rants Of A Mad Man! You Decide What It Is!
I give up on life and everything its not worth fighting for any more I can't continue like this It only causes me pain I give up Theres nothing more to do I came into this world alone and I shall leave it alone I am always alone Theres nothing left to keep me here Everything I try to do I fail at I have given up trying its just not worth it any more I sit here and wonder why I MUST be alone all the time. What is there for me? Why won't death come for me? I am always alone not matter what. No one loves me, No one wants me! If I ever can die I will always be alone! Alone in life Alone in death I hear the screams on my head I hear them in my sleep so much pain so much horror I can't escape the screaming the voice screaming I know that voice it is me All my pain it makes me SCREAM INSIDE
Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!
~~Here is a riddle that i need help with~~ What is more greater than God More evil than the devil The poor have it The rich need it and if you eat it you will die Anybody know??
Want To Own Me?
Woot
ITS A HONOR TO BE ABLE TO CALL EACH AND EVERYONE OF THESE PEOPLE FRIENDS THEY HAVE BEEN THERE RATIN THERE HEARTS OUT!!! ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by SouthernOutlawBiker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar "InFArREd"~~~Owned By SouthernOutLawBiker~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW 4 LIFE~~OWNER OF DOWNTOWN BOMBER@ fubar luvingmom (helping people find homes in Idaho)@ fubar })i({oouknounvmeoo})i({☠BadAzzBytch@Bad Habitz♥EricZGirL♥Addicted2Steph@ fubar ♥K3ll$♥ yoUr dIrTy LiL sEcReT~BB of the Pu$$ycat Playmates ~FuAngel~@ fubar ♥**1-800-u-wish~Pu$$ycatPlaymate~CoOwnerOfFuAngels~I make Pics**♥
Da Wit An Wizzdum Of Hobo Steve
hobo steve says " HOnGRaY HoNgRay HiPPoZe!!!" hoNEychIle, SIt YoSeLF DOwN aN hoBo StEVe iZ GoNnA tELl YaLl a sTOrY... OnCe pon time therRe wuz a... a... a... whaZ da worD i'Ze loOkins fo.... daNIEls?.... no Das da wiZky... DANZL... das iT... a faiR dAnZl who live iN a towah. an sHe knewD one dAy heR prINse would come... sHe Knewd iT... buT she wuZ wRong... dead ass wrong... so she grEwd ol an died uv da HEm-rOIdS. dA eND. NOw wHErE daT doLla YAlL prOMiSe hObO STevE? hOBo stEVe nEeD it tA bUY hIS hEAd meDiCInES. JOIN US NEXT TIME WHEN HOBO STEVE SAYS: " MaSHeD taTeRS an pEaS!" hobo steve says "I'ze hEnEry tH' aiTH i iZ I iz!" i'Ze be seEin deeZ guys with signz on MY corNas MINE... but i take caRe ah dat laTa... anywho i decidiMicaTEd to make me a siGn too but i dont like all dEeZ "Jesus loves you" and " god bless" sigNs deez fellas have... cuZ i knows tHAt some folk mite not be reLigious... an i also dint like da ONe da
Wanna Own Me?
Cengin's on the Auction Block! Buy him with Bling! Minimum Bid is a 5 credit bling Bid individual blings or bling packs. Here is what he is offering. No time limit. Click on the picture below to make a bid. ****************************** This bulletin was created by: Carrie ******************************
Double Dragon & Dd Levelers
The Double Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers are a great bombing family to be apart of. We have a family atmosphere for everyone. We are looking for new members that enjoy bombing, and would like to enter contests and giveaways to win prizes, such as VIP's, Blasts and Bling. To join, you must be at least a level 10, have a salute and also there is a 10 day probation period. Tell them "Cengin" sent you! Double Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers@ fubar
Insanity Is Knockin
how can i stop the pain ? how do i calm my screaming heart ? it cries every second for a love that's thousands of miles away sometimes so deafening that i can't think or concentrate`i'm a man that's not afraid to say there are nights within the lonely darkness i cry myself to sleep wishing she was laying beside me feeling every breath every heartbeat my arms around her getting to kiss her when i wake before i sleep and all the hours inbetween how can i ease the feeling of failure when she's hurtin stressed tired or sick and i can't be right there to hold her looking deep into her eyes and telling her that i love her and that everything will be ok if somebody out there knows the answer please tell me cause this is driving me crazy the pain is like a million razor blades carveing away at my insides every song i hear makes me hurt even more before too long my tears will be dry and i'll shead ones of blood for the cuts get deeper and deeper every day
Keep Sam Red!!!
Lovers
I am picky when it comes to lovers. I have never just been with someone for the sex. As in,I have at least gotten to know someone before I slept with them,even if it was just a one time thing. I can remember the names of all of them. I am not sure I have ever loved any of them. Not even my ex husband,I was young. I don't compare them really to one another,they were mostly all good at something...ok,not the 18 year old one...short story and a long time ago. I can be somewhere and for some reason I will remember them. Their touch or just anything about them. I sometimes wonder if a past lover was the one man I should have always been with,but never saw it back then. Maybe not. Sometimes things are just not to be.
Jac
She is my dearest friend. She knows me. In the short time when have known one another,she has seen me in ways people in my life never have. She knows when I am not myself just by the way I text or chat online with her. We are sixteen hours away from one another and we still know when something is wrong. She is my shinning star when it is dark. She helps me find my way when I am lost and struggeling in my life. I know that at the end of the day,when I sleep she is going to be there if I need her. She will be there even if I don't need or want her there, She is hard headed,brilliant and beautiful. There is noone else like her in my life and never will be. She and I will be on the porch in our 70's hoping to see some hot man walking down the street. Talking about the first time I rode in a cnvertiable with her and the many things we will have done in our lives together.
Cum Get Me
OH, DAMN !!!!!! WUT DID I DO NOW? IM SELLING MYSELF AGAIN , BUT THIS TIME ITS BLING BIDS ONLY SO SERIOUS BIDDERS BRING UR GREEN ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN IM OFFERING 1.RATE ALL PICS DURING HH 2.RATE ALL STASH DURING HH 3.PAGE COMMENTS EVERY DAY 4.RATE 11S EVERY DAY 5.OWNED BY_IN USER NAME FOR A MONTH 6.1 SFW SALUTES 7. 5 PICTURES MADE OF YOU BY ME 8.PIMP OUT IN BLOG 9.PIMP OUT ON PAGE 10.BULLETIN TO UR PAGE 11.ADDED TO FAMILY LIST IF NOT ALREADY 12.SH*T FACED FOR A MONTH HOLLA AT THE HOST AND ME BELOW THE HOST MishNumber1 ♥ Plz Rate & Fan Then Add Me. I Always Return The Luv ♥@ fubar ME $$$$-MyStA BiGzZZ-$$$$$@ fubar
About Me
She Really
Do you know who this girl is??? Last of a Dyin Breed*Pimp Godde$$ of the Pu$$yCat PlayMates~G/F to ELEKTRA~PLEASE READ PROFILE!@ fubar If NOT your missing out BIG TIME..She is such an amazing, loving and giving person. Who has a heart that is pure and true. If you dont know her stop by her and get to know her. If you know her send her some love b/c she DEFINITELY deserves it. I LOVE you Kendra no matter what!!! This Pimpout brought to you by: ΠμHγ aka NuNu~PIMPETTE & Co-Owner to the Pu$$ycat Playmates and Pimps~@ fubar
About Me
Our Wonderful Staff
BELOW IS A LIST OF ALL THE OFFICIAL STAFF MEMBERS OF SWEETWATERS, PLEASE SHOW THEM ALL LOVE, THEY'RE GREAT!!..... LOVE & HUGZ ...JADE SWEETWATER'S DJ'S DJ JADE JʁWR & DJ @WTWTR LOUNGE & DIRTY DIAMOND CREW*~@ fubar DJ GLAZIER DJ GLAZIER R/A/C Me Owner of The Paradise Lounge/ FU OWNED BY MISTRESS GODESS@ fubar DJ BLADED TONGUE ☮☢BLADE ☻☯☣♡Ruine motive @ fubar MISTRESS GODESS Mistress Godess~Jade's Dirty Diamond Crew ♥ FU GF/OWNER of Wolfe ♥@ fubar DJ MIDNIGHT DJ Midnight@ fubar HEAD STAFF MEMBERS JOHN JOHN - MANAGER (`._ JHJH_.) OWNED BY BETTYBOOPS/OWNER OF SUNSHINE PRINCECESS/JADE/CATAWBA/KITTY@ fubar DOUBLE A - MNGR OF HEAD THUMPERS DOUBLE A.HEAD ENFORCER/ FOR SWEETWATER'S
Taxes Simplified
Our Tax System Explained in Beer! By: David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics University of Georgia Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. 'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.' The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still dri
The Marine
We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground , And we protect our country From all terror around Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they've shown. Fight for the stranger, Fight for the young. So they all may have, The greatest freedom you've won Fight for the sick, Fight for the poor Fight for the cripple, Who lives next door. But when your time comes, Do what
You Cant Right This Sh*t
so i meet my dream girl smart funny sexi. i mean its love at first sight and you just know it.well she has an open relationship with a girl wich is ok but heres the kicker..the girl is an x who is in love with me...god hates me
Poems....the Newset Of The New Lol *some Are A Bit Deep*
Thinking thoughts, Consume my mind, Of lovers lost, And wasted time. Lost all sense, Of whats good in life, Through all this pain, And all this strife. The times my love, Was put on hold, And mums the word, I was told. I sit in a corner, A corner of my mind, Trying to think, Trying to find. Find a new way, To go on alone, But I sit in the corner, Alone in this home. This haven of safety, This place to seclude, This place I call home, The only place theres no you. For in my heart, I do find, You branded in, Oh! Then theres my mind. In my mind, Youre in my thoughts, Of times we loved, Or times we fought. Ive tried to forget, What went wrong, Tried to forget you, Then I hear our song. I remember the good, But mostly the bad, All that love lost, All the love we had. Now Im empty, Cant even cry, I dont think Id feel it, Right now if I died. But Ill go on, With a smile on my face, Like nothing is wrong, My moral
Old Poems Yall Can Read
Many of you may not realize, The lies that hide behind these eyes, I never tell the truth you make me hold, But you must understand this is getting old. I wanna scream, Get me outta this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. I see the ring slip of your hand, And you slide in bed with another man, You tell me he will never have to see, But in the end your not lying it's me. I wanna scream, Get me outta this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. You act like you are hurt within, That dont mean to do these sins, But just tonight you want to fly high, You tell me this is what you do to get by. I wanna scream, Get me out of this hell, I know the story, And I'm gonna tell. I see the way you lie to her face, I love you and it will always be that way, Even though you wont admit it to me, You know in the end where your heart is gonna be. I wanna scream, Get me out of this hell, I promised to keep it, I promised not to tell Trapped in a
Im A Soldier Now!
If I ever go to war Mom, Please dont be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. Im sure there will be some heartache, And I know that youll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that youll be strong. But you wont have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. Youve always had my back, and I know its my time to repay. Youll always be my daybreak, through all of lifes dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise Ill make you proud. If I ever go to war Sis, dont you worry bout me, I always looked out for you, but I can't do that anymore, Cause I'm a big bro to all in America. I love you so much and you know that, Your broth
Computer Questions
I have decided to try to help people out who have computer problems or questions, so post them up here or message me and I will try to help out if I can. :)
Acceptance
I have chaos in my life but I hold it in my hand but some slips like grains of dry sand between my fingertips the more I try to control the chaos or try to maneuver my control by gripping tighter the more it seems to elude my grasp. Some day I will have the courage to open my fist and see what happens. I know.. but dont that it will dance like a flame in my open palm to wonder and amaze but that time is yet to come I have not the wisdom to realize the consequences of my actions... That day will come and with it I will fly in this world.., once more As I open so shall chaos be drawn in to fill the void? I like lamas although they do tend to spit if it is in their minds to do so lol. as do Yaks that I had the honor to share a hut with in Tibet I was searching and working although not at the same time but in the same local... Another story all together lol Life brings us what we want and also puts what we dont in our path to see if we will evolve or be relegated to the primal
Phatty Girl And January Birthday Train Update
I have been noticing that some of you are entering contests and auctions, and posting bully's about it but no one has sent me a shout to let me know or even ask me for help. Come on people thats what your groups are here for. We are not a bomber or leveling group, but will provide assistance in helping our members achieve its goals. Next time any member is in a contest or auction please send me a private message telling me about the contest and the link to the picture that you are using for the contest. In return I will post a blog to the group asking for them to give some help. Remember members, we are not a bombing or leveling group, but each of you enter contests and auctions and need help from time to time. The back you scratch will in return scratch yours, meaning Help your fellow members so that when you need help they will be more willing to return the favor. Thanks, Bisexcee ~Owner
Kiss My Fu Ass!!
Fubar is constantly raising prices and lowering the value of what you get around here. I went ahead and canceled my VIP renewal and the 3 bling I plan on giving away today will be the last of my money spending on Fu. The only time I will spend money here will be to buy a VIP just long enough to add pics and cancel it again... if I don't just send people over to my MYSPACE page to see them. (For those interested: www.myspace.com/yakuza850 ) So here is my farewell salute to giving this place my money!
Get Over It
Sometimes I wonder why people do the things they do. I wonder how people can be so cold when the world under you in crashing down. I mean come on people have a little respect. Messing with the emotions of people is not a game. To lie is to be fake! If you're not real with yourself you can't be real with other. It's a big world and if someone feels trapped... they are in way to deep. Living only an online life is a waste of time. Get out there. Mold yourself into the person you want to be and stop talking yourself up. Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words. peace out! BTW made this blog about a friend who was fucked over! Its truly amazing to see just how quickly people you think are your friends or ones you even consider family or hell your real family for that matter too can turn their backs on you. They were all friendly at the start, but they changed to be nasty and bitter, deceitful, cheating, backstabbing, talk behind your back liars. They can be so shal
I'm In An Auction!!!
Do you want to own me? Do you want me as your slave for a month Do you want me to rate all your pics 11's Do you want me to make you a NSFW Salute? Then COME BID ON ME Diana has put me up for auction So come and take advantage of me I promise you, you will be happy
~ * 8 Words Women Use* ~
8 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
Just Another Day In The Life
Hello, First time here. I just want to say Hello to all who happen to stop by, view this. The name is Gerard West. Bassist and Back up Vocals of Chained Romance. We kicked into gear last night, working on a few songs for our album "The Cold War". Things went good for the most, but recently the lead singer was involved in an altercation which led to the police getting involved. But he was let off the hook. He is a smooth talker. All goes well and end well I suppose. But I will be posting in my blog daily if I can. If not, expect one soon.
I Guess I Have To Whore Myself Out
Since none of my friends will whore me out I guess I have to do it... Listen up I am hosting an awesome auction Ad I have been pimpin every1 out But not pimpin myself out But time is running out So I am going to be a fu-whore and pimp myself I am adding a few new things Highest bidder will also get a NSFW Salute from me atleast 1/3 of a bling packs if offered and more if bid goes high enough
Watch Out Ladies
Share with your sisters, daughters, nieces, mothers, and female friends. This Incident has been confirmed. In Katy , TX A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no,but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station. She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes afte
Love Quotes
This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love A happy marriage perhaps represents the ideal of human relationship -- a setting in which each partner, while acknowledging the need of the other, feels free to be what he or she by nature is: a relationship in which instinct as well as intellect can find expression; in which giving and taking are equal; in which each accepts the other, and I confronts Thou. Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate. There is a rhythm to the ending of a marriage just like the rhythm of a courtship --only backward. You try to start again but get into blaming over and over. Finally you are both worn out, exhausted, hopeless. Then lawyers are called in to pick clean the corpses. The death has occurred much earlier. Marriage is that relation between ma
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Thanks 4 Everything!!
THANK you!! i just wanna say thank you to everyone who helped me make oracle!! I couldn't have done it w/out all your help!! The amount of rates i got was unbelievable!! I don't wanna mention any names because i know i would forget people since i had over 90,000 rates but there a couple people that i have to mention!!! First and most important, the love of my life, jamie lynn!! i most certainly could not have made it this far w/out her busting her ass making bulletins and shooting links to get them reposted and tons of other stuff she has done to help me!!! She has worked her butt off to help me get from Rockstar to Oracle. i love her more than anything in this world!! so thank you very much princess!! ~JΛmξ ♥R/L Fiance' of Jkξ The kξ And I also have to mention my Bro Rickster!! He has rated everyone one my pics everytime I have had Auto 11's on. Which if you know him you would know that he is not a rater at all!!! But slowly we h
Jakes Ty Bully For Making Prophet
I just want to say Thank You to all who helped me level to Prophet this week!! I tried to return as much Love as I could but it was really hard to keep up. In the 2 days I had Auto 11's on I had almost 90,000 photo rates!!! That was simply AMAZING!! You all showed me so much love it was impossible to return it all!! If I didn't make it to your page do NOT think it wasn't appreciated!! I trully appreciate each and every pic rate, whether you rated 100's or just a few. It ALL helped!! And not to mention all the bling!!! Which you didn't have to do!! (You know who you are!!) If I did miss you and you would like me to return the love, just message me and let me know!! I will glady come return the favor!! And even tho, I don't wanna mention every name, There is one I have to mention!! I'm sure ya know who I'm talking about... Jamie Lynn, My Princess!!! I could not have done it without her!! She worked her ass off making me bullys and getting everyone to repost it among lots of o
For My Baby Jeremy
Hold tight, Be strong. Tomorrow's a new day, And I'm only a letter away. Only time stands between us. So don't forget, I'm on my way. Rushing to meet your hands. Remember, We don't have much time. So charish every line. It's all that we have... I'll be here, Holding tight, To your last "I love you sweetheart" letter. Reading it twice as it comes in. As I read your letter, It's like we're together. Just for that moment, You were beside me... Hold tight, Be strong. Tomorrow's a new day, And I'm only a letter away. You're asleep on the couch next to me I have never found it more hard to write than now. I want to just sit here and look at you, you are so many things in my eyes. I wouldn't change a thing about you for the world. You have a smile that goes on for days, you have eyes that I get lost in. Your touch gives me chills everytime, your kiss is one I would hate to miss. I love you more than words will ever be able to explain. You
Help Me Get A Auto 11 Bling
I'm in a giveaway 4 auto 11 Bling .. I need 12.5 comments ... Lets Godfather Him Today Only 74k To GO... Thanks x0x0x0x0x0x,Evonne ♔♋♂ĈЯņεұ♂♋♔@ fubar
She's All Sparkly!!!
Hey Everyone this is KiKi Sparkles!! This is a Wonderful friend!! If your not friends with her already, you trully don't know what your missing!!! I cant begin to tell you how much she has done for Jake and I. She has rated us so much it's unbelievable!!! Well now it's her turn!!!! She has Auto 11's on today!! So stop by her page and spank her HARD!!! She really does deserves it!!! ~ KiKiSparkles ~ Please Read My No Jerk Rules ~ Drama Free Zone ~ Fu Bad Girls! ~@ fubar So go stop by and show her LOTSA Love!!! *Brought to you By* JΛmξ R/L G/F of Jkξ Owned By SirRickster Owner of Rock N Roll Chick@ fubar
Wtf
why would a girl make everyone think something is happening to her and its not? honestly i like came to fubar because a friend of mines sister is fucking with peoples heads... at first i thought it was funny but i think she enjoys it and spends way too much time on it! its like a script and now....lets say she has gone and made alot of people worry and cry!!!!
Life
why is it that when you think its going to be a great day. EVERYTHING goes wrong. it all starts when you think something great is going to happen and your all stoked and then the opposite happens and its all downhill from there. whats the point in being happy when you just get letdown once again?
Hello Im In A Contest N Vote N Photo Comment My Pic
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Knickers Up For Auction!
I may not be up for auction myself but i've chosen the next best thing. I've rifled through the laundry basket and chosen completely at random some of my knickers (filthy)so if you ever wondered what it would be like to get a whiff of my cotton rich gusset, now's your chance...... Not really, YOU SICK PERVERTS!!!
Hi To All And Now About Me.
This will give you a little bit of information on who I am. I am 38 years old and living in Taunton, MA. I am divorced as of 2003 and recently out of a 3 year 2005 - 2008 relationship. I have two children both with my former wife and they both live with her. I am a former Marine with Honorable service and a Veteran of the Persian Gulf war of 1990 - 1991. I am retired as of 2002 and enjoying what comes my way day by day. I did not retire from the Marine Corps, I got out in 1992. My interests are music, I do play guitar, computers, I am college educated in Computer Software and Network Technology, there is nothing that I cannot do with a computer! I love to cook, work with wood, as in building things, I draw, I write poetry, and am in the process of writing a book Tentatively titled "No You Are Not". Will explain if interested. I love my video games and am not embarassed to say it! Mature on the outside but will always be a big kid at heart. Video are the only gam
Bad Wolfy Halloween Aution
Halloween Auction I will Be Hosting An Auction. Before I Open The auction I want to have 10 Entries. Please Private Message me with a picture you want to use and what you are offering. I currently have 6 entries and need 4 more before I can open the auction. Rules: * No Drama Allow * Minimum Bid 50k All This is Borough to you by: The Bad Wolfy@ fubar On Collaboration with: ~☠~. Bad Kitty .~☠~ ~~ Fu-Daughter to Flanman ~~ And Fu- Sister to Me & Luckyone86 ~~@ fubar
Anything Goes...
i wish you knew how badly my heart is hurting right now you ripped my heart out of me then you put it back im pulling my hairi let you just a million times i love you even though it isnt fair What is the single largest item in your house? my bed How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand? like a 5 yr old What color is your bedroom? white What type of computer mouse do you use? the lil touch pad on my lap top What is your earliest memory? its notta good one... but my dad being hauled off by the cops Have you ever jumped off of a high dive? fuck that Do you take vitamins? my flinstones When did you first become interested in sex? hs probably?? Do you like to color inside the lines? hell no bitches What do you have set as your home page? GOOGLE Do you have your own radio? a few of them Where would you hate to have to work? in a cubical Who is on your speed dial? whats speed dial lol Do you prefer lightbulbs or candles? depends on what the occasions is
Contest!
This is my first actual contest!! (not giveaway) And i reallly want to win of course because its for Auto 11's! If you could just rate the picture!! All i really need are rates. I would appreciate all of the help! Artist's Choice - Round 1
Test
It's Gonna Be One Hell Of An Auction!! Come Join Us For Our First Ever Auction. All Lounge Members May Enter!! RULES 1.) First And Formost... Absolutely No Drama & No Disrespecting Entrants. 2.) Entry Fee Is $10k Fubucks Payable To The 7th Circle Of Hell Official Profile. This Fee Is Nonrefundable Should Entrant Decide To Withdraw Or If Entrant Is Pulled From Auction For Any Reason. 3.) Entrants Are Responsible For Fullfilling Whatever They Offer To Bidders For This Auction ~ 7th COH Is Not Responsible Should Entrant Not Fullfill Their Obligation. 4.) Bidders Are Responsible For Paying Whatever They Bid/Put Up To Receive The Offers The Entrant Has Expressed To Said Entrant ~ 7th COH Is Not Responsible Should Bidder Not Fullfill Their Obligation. 5.) Entrants Are To Us SFW Pics Only To Submit For Entry In Auction. 6.) Entrants Are Responsible For Promoting Their Own Entry. 7.) 7th COH Reserves The Right To Pull Any Entrant For Not Obiding By The Above Rules. 8.) Should H
Halloween
Graveyard AT Night: Howling Wind - Scary Sound Effects Scream From The Grudge - The Grudge Halloween - Ghost
Crazymama45
ATTENTION ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY. WE HAVE A FRIEND THAT NEEDS OUR HELP AN SUPPORT. I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT CRAZYMAMA45 IS IN THE HOSPITAL. CAN WE ALL SHOW HER SOME LOVE LEVELING HER AND SHOWING HER MUCH NEEDED LOVE. I AM ASKING YOU AS A FRIEND. DON'T DO IT FOR ME DO IT FOR CRAZYMAMA45 SHE NEEDS YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE LINK TO HER PROFILE: CrazyMama45*Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr@ fubar AND IF YOU CAN SHE IS ALSO IN A CONTEST. CAN YOU ALSO SHOW HER SOME LOVE BY GOING AND HELP HER IN THE CONTEST. HERE IS THAT LINK: http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1274128&albumid=1268634&i=1258556990&idx=4 SO PLEASE GO AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT. THANK YOU, JUICYFRUIT69 CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS: *JuicyFruit69(Bi)*Greeter @ DDR*ILY Fu/Gf Velvet Moon*Joyce's Cybor Sista@ fubar ATTENTION ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY. WE HAVE A FRIEND THAT NEEDS OUR HELP AN SUPPORT. I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT CRAZYMAMA45 IS IN THE HOSPITAL. CAN WE ALL SHOW HE
Come Own Me If You Dare
I did it again....Can you tame me?!?!?!? Do you dare try?!?!?!?Well come and give it a try A new auction goes for a week come make your bids...Own me if you think you can... I'm in a BLING BLING BLING only Auction come bid your best..... This link will take you to the BLING BLING BLING auction....Come on you know you wanna bling me....So go do it!!!!!
Fubars First Booby Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World I am holding Fubar's first all womens booby auction!!!! This auction is dedicated to the men out there that can appreciate a really nice rack.If you're gonna look you might as well drop a few fu-bucks(or more) to do it. imikimi - Customize Your World These are some really gorgeous and sexy ladies that have gotten together to bring this auction to you. So you guys need to come on out and show your support.. The rules first: 1. The bidding will start at 100k 2. Bling, Blasts, VIP's, and HH are accepted, and expected, as bids. 3. The auction will begin 10/22/2008 at 8:00 am CST and end on 10/31/2008 at 11.59 pm CST 4. Turnover will begin on November 1, 2008 at 8:00 am CST (6 am fu-time) 5. NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA, NO DRAMA....... 6. All biddders must be respectful to auctionees, any disrespectful behavior or comments is caused to be blocked from this and future auctions. 7. Please bid only what you are willing to pay,
Ahhhhhhhh....
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you That I almost believe that they're real I've been living so long with my pictures of you That I almost believe that the pictures are All I can feel Remembering You standing quiet in the rain As I ran to your heart to be near And we kissed as the sky fell in Holding you close How I always held close in your fear Remembering You running soft through the night You were bigger and brighter and whiter than snow And screamed at the make-believe Screamed at the sky And you finally found all your courage To let it all go Remembering You fallen into my arms Crying for the death of your heart You were stone white So delicate Lost in the cold You were always so lost in the dark Remembering You how you used to be Slow drowned You were angels So much more than everything Hold for the last time then slip away quietly Open my eyes But I never see anything If only I'd thought of the right words I could have held
Hmm.. A Blog?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Balzary READ UP, THAT'S MY HUSBAND.
Bloggity Blog
could ppl piss me off anymore? here is a list of things and/or ppl I hate, and you should too. in no particular order 1.old people 2. Shitty drivers 3. shitty old drivers 4. ppl who wear velcro shoes.. cmon now, I mean really.... take an extra 30 seconds and tie them, you can even do it during a commercial break. you lazy fuck. 5. ppl in a crowded place that stop suddenly. which makes you bump into them.... and then they look at you like your the asshole. 6. the dude in the locker room that wont get dressed... I dont wanna see your nuts... if your gonna talk on the phone.. put some damned underwear on at least. 7. everyone that drives on Rt. 24 N in the mornings.. just fucking drive.. forget bout the abandoned car on the side of the road... no one is even in it. 8. shaving I fucking hate doing it... but after a week the scruffies bother the shit outta me. 9. scruffies... see above 10. the asshole at the convience store that buys a scratchie and scrat
1 Rate Needed 911 Hurry
911 ENERGENCY HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! im in a rates only contest please rate this picture for me thers only 3 days from today till 10/19/01 at 8 pm futime HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!! .....much love blueyes
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Hard Out Here For A Pimp...
Funny how people suddenly come out of the woddwork when youre a pimp LOL
Frustration And Pain
There is a darkness that devours me Something that I cannot see I thought I had left that in the past Years ago have gone so fast I feel it bleeding inside of me Something dark I cannot see The pain the strife the hunger I can only remember from when I was younger God what has my life become I wish to die just so its numb But soon I hope my new life begins Before I burn from within The pain in life is everyday Something I hope stays away I need her back and very soon Before the night shows not a moon
If U Dont Mind
Life is short and sometimes so unfair....I sit and think alot about what my life would be like if i had chosen a different path to follow, and then realize that it doesnt matter...you cant go back and change the past. I have fought for my life several times and am lucky enough to still be here, yet i wonder why am I here? Why am I here and left to be so unhappy and confused? I hold my head up high everyday, and put a half smile on my face, and go with the flow...I really think one day, my dreams will come true and ill truely be happy, but then again...you never know what will happen.... everything happens for a reason...right???
Lyrics
Have always enjoyed listening to music, love reading the words to the songs. To this end I thought I would list the words to songs I find particularly worth reading as they can stand on their own without the music behind them. "My Sacrifice" by CREED Hello my friend, we meet again It's been awhile, where should we begin? Feels like forever Within my heart are memories Of perfect love that you gave to me Oh, I remember When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice We've seen our share of ups and downs Oh how quickly life can turn around In an instant It feels so good to reunite Within yourself and within your mind Let's find peace there When you are with me, I'm free I'm careless, I believe Above all the others we'll fly This brings tears to my eyes My sacrifice I just want to say hello again I just want to say hello again When you are with me I'm free I'm care
Party Time In Philly
Management
EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008 NEW OFFICE POLICY Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. 4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays. Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral
An Abandoned Soul
Snarls and howling filled the small kennel. Rows of cages lined the walls, each filled with a scared and enraged dog. Their muscles flexed as they growled at each other and at imaginary opponents. In the corner of the darkened prison, sat a lone pup curled up in the corner of his cage. His eyes were closed, trying to block out any other noise other than his own thoughts. The muscles on him werent as full as his neighbors, although he had far more scars. His head buzzed with the thoughts of what was to come next. He pried his eyes open. Both bowls at the front of the cell were bare. The masters had sent him to his cage without filling either of them with food or water. His stomach barked at him, but he was far too nervous to care. Turning his head away from the door, the young pit bull closed his eyes, blocking out the rest of the world. Think of something else, he told himself. Youre not really here. He imagined he was back with his mother and siblings. Lying on he
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Shooting For The Stars
Hey,Everyone! Just wanted to let you know that it looks like my "Knight Rider" episode will be airing on Nov. 12th. If the show isn't on in your area, you can always watch it on NBC.com. I play a casino cocktail waitress, bikini girl, and dancer. However, I'm not sure which scenes will make it all the way through the editing process. Go easy on the criticism, I was completely bloated and the camera adds 50 pounds, not 10...*snickers* Currently, I'm trying to obtain roles in "Criminal Minds," "CSI Miami," "Without a Trace," "Heroes," "Two and a Half Men," "90210," and the new Ron Howard movie. Not sure what will become of it, so wish me luck...I need it! LOL
Mr Smiley
One Rate!!!????
My Thoughts
well to start things off my name is Samantha or you can call me Sam whatever!! anywho i was born and raised in the BEST state ever TEXAS!! WOOT WOOT! then moved to Florida in '06 i have a wonderful son. i love him to pieces... i work at a restruant you might know... Ryan's buffet.. been there for almost two years now.. i'm a really easy goin person i love to make people laugh.. it comes easily to me.. i'm quite the smartass so if u think u've met ur match think again! for those who don't know this.. my grandma passed away on christmas day.. and i have had a really hard time letting it go.. i don't want to let her go i want to hold on to her forever... how do u get better from this? i was fine until this past saturday i was at work and i felt this presence on my right i thought a good friend of mine that had passed which i just found out he's still around.. i thought it was him... then i start to think... my family is in texas.. she would of visted me last because i'm in florida... i n
Why Can't They Communicate?
Why is it that most men cannot communicate? I have nothing but problem getting him to let me know how his daughter is who has muscular dystrophy. Been together for 8 years and still he cannot let me know what is going on and when I ask he tells me nothing. I found out today they she is going to have to be in a wheel chair if she does anything on her feet for more than 2 hours. I mean come on I love the girl as my own and he just doesn't get it that "I" care about her. It hurts that I am left out when it comes to her. Now his other daughter I know everything about its just the one. Can anyone answer this for me? Am I just not suppose to care?
Psychic Vampires...
Nine Things a Psychic Vampire Would Say By Jeffry Palmer Platinum Quality Author A psychic vampire is anyone that drains the life energy or spiritual vitality from another human being. Psychic vampires take on all manner of shapes and descriptions; they are co-workers, lovers, strangers, emotional abusers, anyone who saps your vitality can be a psychic vampire. It is important to be aware of the psychic vampire mind set as this can provide clues as to whether you are a victim of their influence and lowering of spiritual energy. In many ways psychic vampirism is a personality type and the following list details nine attitudes or thought processes which a psychic vampire might feel toward another human being. My happiness is more important than your happiness. You are responsible for my happiness. My needs are the most important needs; your emotions exist to serve mine. I will take from you until there is nothing left to take, and then I will grow angry when I cannot recei
This Is A Nonpartisan Joke
THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT, it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!.......and so timely! While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the senator. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf cou
Evil??????
Heading to bed... but stole this off of a page.. thought it was cute. Night all. You Are 46% Evil You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
Show
Im about to do a show live right now with my girlfriend if ur interested tell me to see the show its $2 and the show is 1 hour and 10 mins yahoo is sonochick20 hit me on there
Crew Pictures
I need to get everyone together for a picture, then I will do individual pictures to post and rate!
Everyday Things.....
So as of last Friday.... my husband got laid of from work due to lack of work............. yea ok lack of work my ass. First off his boss accuses him of stealing gas, when the gas card for his work van, stays in the van.... plus he made good enough money not to have to worry about that, plus that is what we use my paycheck for, gas and any extra stuff we need... So then for the next two days after, his boss starts yelling at him for not doing his job correctly.... hmm the guy hasnt even gone to plumbing school which takes 4 years and a test that gives you a Journeymans license. my husband has worked in Plumbing for almost 14 years... so then of course his boss starts an arguement with him and instead of my husband getting mad and arguing back, he walked away.... smart i think... so on friday my husband did not go into work, for fear of starting an argument and possibly hitting the guy and ending up in jail... His boss calls him and says you are laid off permanantly as of now...
The Unseen
Radioguy Has Auto 11's Please Go Rate Him Now
RadioGuy is 1.9mill from GodFather I am calling on all my friends to help my very best friend reach GODFATHER He has AUTO 11's right now and its good until tomorrow morning "RadioGuy"@ fubar Bling him, crush him, add him, rate him, ravish him with gifts He is a wonderful man that NEVER asks for anything. So help him out Show him some MAD fubar love This is brought to you by KCPilar69~ProtectedByBountyHunter~R/L Girlfriend 2 Craven Moorehead@ fubar
Desire
we walk through the halls of chemically enhanced consciousness, in search of a magneficient orgiastic banquet. the arrogant incubi who rise above so seductively taunt us, wanting us to succumb to their vast array of carnal knowledge a daimonic realm where all we see and touch not only liberates our desirous burning flesh but welcomes it,the yearning for submission to some grand sexual encounter our growing hunger only echoes the deep ecstasies which lie dormant we are unable to maintain becoming crude and vunerable the sensualist side lusting while the animal only wants to discover tease then feed the salty taste of your flesh is welcoming to my mouth your body shakes with anticipation hungry mouths consume naked and glistening hands and bodies entertwined your body is my temple in which i worship you are in control in this world of you and i nothing is sacred...... The dance of desire never ends although the dancers become tired and breathless
My Wet Cat
Military Rules For Non-military Personnel
Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel "Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. (4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, D
Crow A.k.a Lil Guy
You were brought to me, Like a little angel from up above, You were just a little tike, Small and fraile without a worry or care, Now you lay here in my arms, Gasping for breath as I pet you so softly, Pain fills my heart, The tears fill my eyes, Then flow down my cheeks, I don't know what to do, I just want you to stay, But you are quickly fading away, Why does the world have to be so cruel?? Gives you one to love, That loves you in return, Then in an instant rips you away, The mere thought of losing you, Tears my heart to shreds, I love you so much my little friend, A life without you will be unbearable, But go be at peace, If you must, Just know I will always miss you, And when my time comes, I will see you again, To hold you once more, But to never let you go, Just remember this one little thing, Crow my lil guy, I love you very much, And in my heart you will always stay.
Comment This, Bitch. ;)
I hear self-proclaimed 'nice guys' bitching all the time about how women never want to date them, and they always finish last. I have a few things to say about that. Nice guys DON'T finish last, pussies do. You can still be nice and maintain a backbone. It's when you're morbidly acquiescent and a pathological whiner that women do not want a mother fucking thing to do with you. Don't give me that 'woman pussy wet for bad boy only' shit. GIRLS want bad boys, women want MEN. Quit chasing the shetards who are just going through a damn phase. And for the guys who swear they are 'too nice' and are actually pussies-Part of what attracts women to 'bad boys' is sexuality. Sexuality is VERY important, yet 'nice guys' don't exhibit themselves as sexual because they are afraid of the way the female will react to it. Cutting off your penis to spite your love life is not appealing in any potential lay. The other part that attracts women is confidence (not to be confused wit
Pixie's Blog
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experie
Help
I have three different pic at the bottom of my page that I would love to have as a background, but don't know how to make a skin. If some one could please help me either tell me how to do a skin or make one of the three in to a skin for me. I have no problem RTF to a point but will try. I'm new at this and would like to make more friends that I can help out and that can help me as well. Thanks **CANDY~APPLE~STEPH** Why is it that people thank that they know other people. If you know some one as well as you wish that you can, life would be so much better. But life is not that easy. Before you can judge another person you should realy look in to your past and ask your self. What was I like when I was that young, or in that same spot. What could I have changed that would have made me a better person in life? Just cause you have grown up with that person, lived with that person for years, or just meet them does not make you better then them in any way. We all make our mistakes and wis
Fu-hubby Application
WILL YOU FU-MARRY ME? Thanks for taking the time to fill out this application. You can send your responses to me via message on Fubar. Name:____________________________________________ Age:_____________________________________________ DOB:_____________________________________________ Phone:___________________________________________ Email:___________________________________________ Address:_________________________________________ _________________________________________________ What do you do for a living and do you enjoy it?_________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ What was your longest previous relationship and why did it end?__________________________________ _________________________________________________ Complete this sentence: "I want my relationship with my future fu-wife to be ____________________ ________________________________________________" Tell me about the best sex
Blast Contest
I am going to give away a 7-day blast for the best NSFW picture.....so get them ready and make them hot!!
One Click
Please click on the small picture below one rate is all im asking for & the option is there to place a bid! :) Please msg me for 5k after you have rated! Thank you very much! BROUGHT TO U BY ♈ J A D E ♈ nates munchkin ♥ ~Bandit Girl~ {{ The Pink Ladies }} @ fubar
A Story I Wrote Called "the Kiss"
It starts as we meet. We both look in to each others eyes and instantly we can feel the heat between us. I give you a warm smile and walk toward you as you stand perfectly still. My eyes never leaving yours. I walk beside you then around behind you. As I touch your shoulders, my hands gently caressing your arms as I work my way down to hold your hands. I hug you from behind gently kissing your neck and lobe of your ear. I whisper in your ear, Nice to finally meet you. I hear you say, Nice to meet you. As we embrace, you can feel me against you. Youre not sure, but it feels like Im already aroused. Youre not sure what to say or if you should say anything at all. The feeling of my lips against your neck is starting to make you feel hot. You succumb to the feeling and tilt your head to the side. My hands leave yours to caress your arms, slowly working to your waist and hips. You continue to stand perfectly still. I take your hand and walk you to the bed. You sit at the foot of t
What A Day
I would like to find the one that cares for me as much I care for him. I had though that I had found him but as always it is all about what they want with no regard to anyone else. I wish that he would have done the one thing that I had asked but I guess that was just to much for him. 20 minutes was to much. I have gotten use to disappointment but this is getting to be to much. I am hoping that it will all get better but I just don't see it. I just wanted to come first every now and again. I don't see that happening but I will be ok. What good is life or being with someone if they don't make you happy anymore? I am not saying that everything is bad just that I wish that he could show me that I matter to him. I miss the kids and I can not wait for them to get home.Well good luck to you all who are looking to be happy. I now have four new puppies to deal with. Someone dumped them on the side of the road. I now have to bottle feed them and get them winged. I am glad that this is a reminde
My Bloggings!
Why do people say "Hey listen to this song, it reminds me of us." or "This song is how I feel about you.". Why say that if you don't mean it? Some people do not understand, that alot of people take that kind of thing to heart! Like me, when I tell someone to listen to a song, it's because I mean it, not just because. The song may not make sense to that person, but it makes sense to me, or I wouldn't ask you to listen! I am not saying I live my life by music, I AM saying music is a BIG part of my life, and there are alot of songs that can relate to me or my life! So please, next time I ask someone to hear a song, PLEASE know that it is coming from my heart! And not just because, and I hope it is the same with you! Ponderisms Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
This Is Me
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)-- Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male
Today
In darkness I see In silence I hear Naked, in burning sunlight Im invisible Through chaos and shouting mobs my silent thoughts are heard WHY? What is real? Tangible? Pliable? Reality strewn from infinite vantage points Words distractions Light poison Touch, feel . . . only wishes, not reality Reality comedy Senses overdrawn Distance tragedy Jealousy imaginary Imagination wishful thoughts Life . . . Rain cleanses heart and spirit from the smog Lightning lends energy, strength, and warmth Thunder drives the evil close, and I confront it face to face Forever waiting on thunderstorms . . .
Future Train
Welcome to my "Are you looking forward" Train! To join please rate my Future Folder,and leave a comment on the last picture. Click on this picture to get to folder. Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone thats already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment asking "What's in your future?" or "Are you looking forward?" When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished and I will make you this Thank You Tag! Your Hostess 1.♥TexasAngel♥~Rating Revolution Recruiter~♥Fu Angel♥ The Future Riders... 2.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Member of Rating Revolution~ 3.◊SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ ASSISTANT RECRUITER FOR THE GRD BOMBSQUAD◊ 4.☆Ǥįи_Łʎȵ☆Mmbr f Łh RR 5.The BULLdaddy~Supporti
Stupid People
Okay I don't understand drama queens. I mean I understand why they do what they do, but why do it to so called family. I never did anything wrong to her. Her brother and I were the ones who dated not me and her, but yet she still feels the need to talk bad about me to other people; and not just random people. MY kids' dad. Grrr. Then he calls to jump me for saying something I did not. Instead of being a man and just calling to ask, no he yelled.
H*o*r*o*s*c*o*p*e*s
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take the initiative and show everyone what you have to offer. You can make it on your own, so stop waiting for others to make a move. Once you start moving in a direction that suits you, nothing will be able to slow you down. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on getting ahead and do not leave room for error. Love is looking positive and pursuing something with that special person that could be prosperous, will bring you closer together. Follow your dreams. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Set your sights high and do not deviate from them even if someone you are impressed with tries to sway you. You must be true to your goals if you want to be successful. Don't let anything deter you from getting what you want. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pour your heart out if it will help you solve a pending problem. A change of heart or partnership will do you good. A passionate encounter is in the stars and a serious commitment can be made. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
~ Horny Sensations ~
What are you thinking about? ~Right at this moment? Im thinking about how much Id love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while Im working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris or perhaps while Im easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me. The thought of all those sensations Im wondering if its possible for me to become any Harder ~Id certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you wetter. Really.... ~You know I would. ~Think of my cock when Im aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualise myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of
Friends
Barbara Ann a gentle soul went to heaven the morning of 11-12-08 her best friend & a good friend to most of us here on fubar is hurting & i wish we as his friends can do more for him. I guess im writing this because i feel as if i need to do more to help him. As friends of this gentle man who always has us in his prayers lets keep him in ours in his time of grief & try to keep in mind that we are never promised a tomorrow so hug the the ones we love everyday & never let a second go by without saying i love you. my dear friends here on fubar i apprieciate you reading this & giving from your heart. I guss i should mention the friend of ours is R$chyR$ch who has made 90% of us fubar trading cards terrific man I Love you good friend. I find it is hard to find real friends off or online but ive been priviledged to have some really great friends to name a few there is Claire who is just an awesome friend, BARB great person, & miracle monkey he always has a hug for a friend, & of course my f
Club Mystic Update - 10/17/08
Some People...
Lol another 1 of my strange experiences on fubar! This guy puts pics of other guys on his profile just so he gets rates!! There is not a single 1 of his pics amongst them!! I said that was fake and re-rated the pics i rated be4. Then he rerates all my pictures from 10 down to 1 ( i only rerated the 2 i rated first) and blocks me. That way he doesnt have to answer my question. I asked him: are u afraid ur own picture is not gonna be rated a 10? Well the answer to that we will never know, wont we?? Some guys are just soooo pathetic! Ok here goes my first blog. Dont mind my english, cuz i only learned at school. Last night i had a strange encounter here on fubar. I was browsing pictures till i saw this hansome looking guy. Rated him, made comments about his looks and invited him as a friend. He applied immediately. After that he kept telling me to read his blogs, so i would get to know him. So i did. The blogs were full of things he had experienced in life. Bad things.
Time Is Running Out
I need your rates... I am 1.7 from GODFATHER I have auto 11's on from 630am pst Oct 16 - 630am pst Oct 17 Make Me A GODFATHER Time is running out Only 2.5 hours left "RadioGuy"@ fubar This is brought to you by KCPilar69~ProtectedByBountyHunter~R/L Girlfriend 2 Craven Moorehead@ fubar So roll out those 11's Rate all my pics I want to be GODFATHER I have auto 11's on from 630am pst Oct 16 - 630am pst Oct 17 "RadioGuy"@ fubar
Firey Pits Bully
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Sweetwater's - Out Of The Ashes
Medical Update
On November 24th, 2008, Angel returned to see her orthopedic surgeon for her follow up visit post op. She was informed that during the surgery on her right leg, two plates, twenty screws and grafted bone were used in the attempt to repair the damage. The incision site is about five inches long and required around 12 staples and one suture. Those were all removed during this appointment and the incision has healed nicely with no infection. Her surgeon has ordered her to continue with no weight bearing for a minimum of six more weeks and she is getting around with the aid of a device called a "roll-about" which is similar to a Childs scooter but modified so that she places her knee on the seat and pushes it with the other leg. It was determined that this device was needed due to the fact that her previous injuries to her hip and pelvis have not healed completely and cannot endure the stress of having impact on them without re-injuring her. She remains optimistic in general and excited ab
Time Off
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately...And yes...Blondes do think...Especially those of us who get their blond from a box... :) But...Fubar has been taking up a lot of my time as of late...And yes..I'm probably a tad addicted...But I was just thinking of taking some time off of it...or just limiting my time on it... I've got some new things going on in my life...And I just really feel the need to devote more attention to those things... I do have yahoo messenger...So if there is anyone that would like to add me...Please ask...I hate to lose contact with my friends...And there are those of you that I feel really are friends...Although I've not met you...the connection has been made... Wishing all of you a great day....Awww..and yes...it's Friday...Yay!!! Hugs...
Spotlight
I need YOUR help!! I have recently found out that after level 25 you are not able to bid on the spotlight so I have decided that I want to try to win it before I level. I only have about 1.5 million points to go before leveling so I am asking for the help of my friends because it won't be possible without you. The winning bid has been running between 14 and 24 million fubucks. Anyone that has a few fubucks to spare and wouldn't mind helping out it would be greatly appreciated. I have one friend that has given me a few million fu-bucks already...without expecting anything in return! Hard to believe, I know! Obviously everyone does not have a few million fubucks to give but it all adds up the same and is appreciated no matter how big or small of a donation. My friends are the greatest and I know you can help make this happen for me! Much love to you all, ~That Girl I wanted to leave a little note thanking the people that have donated so far. I will continue adding as I get
Why Do
Just wondering if there is anyone out there in fubar that is wiccan or pagan? and how long you have been practicing...... I am study the celtic wiccan, and have been now for about a year....... Why is it people in life turn things around and say things that are not true. I know that this happens everyday and in everyones life. But I was noticing how people are in life around me. I am not talking about anyone that I know but I was talking to a friend about her problems. I notice that things are not as they seem when people tell you things, like to keep their lives a mystery, but when it comes down to it why dont they just let people know the truth and talk to someone about it instead of holding it in.
Fakes
Hey all even though this will come across as b**** it really isn't though cause most are usually cool about who I am, but this addresses the few common types that have one very little respect; two, the impatient ones and three those that want to carry a grudge because another wants to bad mouth me before you ever knew me!! I'll take you to yesterday first...some un named JA rates all my pic and adds me. I wasn't near my pc cause of health reasons...and if you know me I've been sick for over a week now and totally properly un rested. So this person decides to call me a fake, and say I was blocked so I couldn't down rate him..lol. So I kindly sign on my other account and email him and thus explain why. The JA then commences to sign under a different name, down rates my blog and comments on the blog I'm a fake...hmmmm, but I'm the fake or down rater..lol. Ok scenario twooooo haha. I recently had a HH in which yes I paid for and a kind friend gave me auto 11's AWESOME!!! Well, two pe
Just An Ambulance Driver
Just an Ambulance Driver Standing in chest deep water, freezing rain falling and stinging as it hits the exposed parts of my body. Holding her head above water to keep her from drowning until rescue could get there to cut her free--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER Comforting a 89 year old woman who just watch me and my partner cover the face of her husband of 64 years as he lay dead in their bathroom floor--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER On scene at an mva with mom trapped upside down in her car and her dead sons body laying on top of her without a second thought for my own safety i crawl into the wreckage to take C-spine control and calm the frantic lady--- BUT I'M JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER Called away from my just prepared meal to respond to the middle of B.F.E to a house with no numbers, no porch light on, nobody waiting to signal us in and they bitch because we took too long only to find out the patient left P.O.V ten minutes ago...so we smile and walk away f
My Poetry
The Love I Have, As I lay here tonight, I relize the love, I have for you, When we first met I didnt know what or who you were, now I know and the more I fall for you. online love is hard, hard to determine wether or not it is true or false till you try, I tried and I fell in love to this day I still love him I love everything bout him his sweetness, kindness all thee above. Why is love so hard? you think you find the right man the way he act's and the way he talk's then all of a sudden you give him the hint that you like his so and that's when he breaks your feelings by telling you He's not on the market it's always the sweet men that have an excuse.
Funny
Life its a pretty funny thing if you ask me. It can go away at any time without giving you warning. Life deals us cards and we play them sometimes carelessly other times safe. It can place a big impact on you or others that come around sometimes they may not even realize it until its too late. You can't fight life cause you will never win. You can live life to the fullest and never take it for granted and then maybe just maybe when it begins to fade on you then you will allow it to take its process without regrets. Often people don't realize how precious life can be, many think "oh i have tomorrow" but they don't realize tomorrow may never come. Love like there is no tomorrow,sing,dance be silly like it will be your last chance in life to do these things that so many take for granted. Take the chance so many fear to take and then at their wits end regret not stepping forward to take that chance that just might make you happy. Life a funny thing, can be good to you one second and at the
New Developments
my pc took a bad crash last night so i'm out of commission for awhile. from time to time i can borrow one but it too has it's drawbacks. please just understand i'll be out for awhile and not meaning to be unattentive. the yahoo chat is broken on this borrowed pc but i can get email and a lot of you do know my phone number. i will still be loving and missing my friends. HAVE A ROCKIN WEEKEND, AND PLEASE GET A MAMMOGRAM ASAP...THANK YOU
She's An Oracle To Be - Why Not Come And See
Bring Your Bling... Cause heres the Thing. Shes Got it Goin On ... Whom Over Everyone will Fawn... With Her Auto 11s On... ONLY 700K TO GO .... Shes a Philly Girl... And Shes Got that Special Swirl... So Lets Make Anna a Oracle.. TODAY !!!!!
Stupid Bitches
U know wat there r some real stupid bitches on this site i have one on my page and she is dumb. U know she made me loose a good woman and now she is happy but u know wat fuck it ya dig. To all the men on here beware of stupid bitches.
A New Way Of Field Dressing A Deer
Date: Tuesday, October 14, 2008, 8:36 AM Where did the deer go - BMW Driving on the autobahn in Germany at 140mph in his BMW Z4,the Driver Hit a Deer... The deer disappeared... The driver stopped and wondered where did the deer go.......??? Scroll down to see what he found................................................!!! For all you deer hunters, this is how you pack a 150lb deer into a BMW Z4 convertible....
Wykd Rules
Lucesita1465@ Fubar
este es un espacio para mujeres yo soy cubana y vivo miami , me gusta pescar,bailar,cosinar y conpartie con mis amigos.
What I Want
ok, this is pretty simple. what i want and am looking for. well i am looking for someone who is wanting help me out with my fantasy that i have. I run a car dealership and on a monday or thursday night i would love for someone to come but and teach me a few things. lol. so if this is you, hit me up and lets figure it out
New Members
The rascal ***@ fubar is our newest member pls show him lots of love Level: Pimp (17) Pimp - Assassin 36,683 Points to go!
Peeps Who Helped Me Get Bucks 4 Spotlight
PLEASE ADD, FAN, RATE, CRUSH AND BLING THIS WONDERFUL MAN!!! CLICK HIS PIC AND SHOW HIM SOME LUV!! PLEASE ADD, FAN, RATE, CRUSH AND BLING FU M@M@!!! CLICK HER PIC AND SHOW HER SOME LUV PEEPS!!! PLEASE ADD, FAN, RATE, CRUSH AND BLING PIMP!!! CLICK ON THIS PIC TO GO TO HIS PROFILE!!!
Just 10 Seconds Of Your Time!
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park All I need for you is about 2 min of your time. Click on the pic which will take you to a link and then rate the pic. It's that simple? Please help me out ok...?
Starrblueyes
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Lunch
God's Busy If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU . One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor e
About Us!
The Wednesday Night Crew Consists of Co-Workers that have banded together for a good time. You ask "why Wednesday nights? Well most are off on Thursdays so its easier for them to get SH1TF@CED. We all work for the same company but we work in different departments. Your next question will be now what do they do? Well we try to mix it up a bit and now you want an example? OK we play cards, drink, play ROCKBAND, some more drinking, Go Bowling, pound back a few, Pool/Darts, a whole lot of drinking then, oh and we drink! Our night starts off at around 11pm and ends anywhere between 2am-4am, yes there are some late nights!
Losing What Is Dear To Me
This divorce is obviously taking its toll! I received an email from my Step son last night telling me that I would not be allowed to see the baby, & to never contact his wife or him ever again. This news devestated me as I have raised this child since he was 4 yrs old. (He is now 29) The damage is done & I will not try to undo it as I am too hurt at this point... Unfortunately it all stems from mis -informatiom regarding the divorce between his father & I but he has chosen to believe what he hears from others without even asking me first, and since the truth does not matter to him I do not wish to fight on this one.. what I really want to know is how ppl can be so cruel in destroying the lives of others for their own personal gain? I had to get this off my chest.....sorry if I sound angry, its just getting past the pain
What The Truth
Dumb Man
A guy purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary, submitted this: Last weekend, I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interesr. The occasion was our 15th wedding anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short-lived, with no long-term adverse effects on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the surface of her microwave. Okay, so I
Omfg
Okay so yesterday I learned the *hard* way not to let anyone thats not a doctor or chiro touch my back. I had a friend that popped my back in May and it was awesome, so I had him come over and do it again yesterday. NOT SO AWESOME. By 6pm last night the pain was setting in, by 9pm excruciating describes the way I was feeling. Now mind you, I was having pain from the nape of my neck down to my tail bone, radiating over into my shoulder. I can't sit in one position long, cant move certain ways, including taking a drink leaning back, I had to grab a straw. I tried finding a ride to ER last night and failed. This morning my sister dropped me off there. The check in nurse when she seen my back said OMG! Then from there I became a freak show or so it seemed. They started off with giving me a vicodin (which generally I love vic's) but it didnt even begin to touch the pain. They sent me for X-rays (and while being wheeled there, I heard someone ask have you seen the girls back in #7)and by
Who Knows This Person
Who is the LOVE of my LIFE Who is the one that will be Forever embedded in my Heart, my mind, and my soul, Who is the one and only that will be devoted to me for the rest of my eternal life who will he be, will he be someone close by who says he cares, or will he be far away and never makes his move unitil its to late and misses out, who is the one that will make the first move and tell me how much he really trully cares for me unconditionally will he be the one that says I LOVE YOU and mean it from the bottom of his heart, mind and soul, from the inside out and the outside in, who will this mysterious person be in my life, will he someone that I have known for ever or will he be someone that Ive just met or someone that just walks into my life DOES ANYONE KNOW THIS MYSTERIOUS PERSON
R.i.p
i dont know how im suspose to feel right now...although im not sure how it happened..a friend of mine..somebody here from fubar appearently passed away 0ct 15th,2008 for some time we'd talk about shot for shot drinking and hanging out but he lived about 45 mins away and i never had gas to do it he was one of the first friends i made when i joined this site... and i remember talking to him at least twice before i met ryan but my phone got turned off and i stopped playing on fubar... a few months ago we started chatting again.. then i had not see him on but i added him to myspace... so today i hopped on myspace and saw one of those status update things which said loved so i went to check out his page and his name had said James Duke 10/13/1973-10/15/2008 with 2 comments saying rip jamie you will be missed... I never thought id feel so upset over somebody i barely knew...which infact i knew to an extent but i actually cried because at least 2-3 other peoples profile
Dayz In The Week
ITZ CRAZY THAT ANY GUY WOULD LOVE IT WHEN HE IZ HITTIN THAT PUSSY MISSIONARY JUST MAYBE 5% OF THE TIMEZ HE HAS DONE IT FOR THE GIRL 2 DO A 2-5 MINUTEZ WORK JOB ON MY DICC WHILE I HOLD IT THERE SOLID HARD FILLED WIT MATTER THATZ NOT GOIN ANYWHERE.......DAMN THATZ A GOOD FEELIN.....OH YEA HAPPY FREAKY FUN FRIDAY OR PANTY DROPPIN DAY MY 7 DAY CALLINZ MILK IT MONDAYZ TRICCY TUESDAYZ HUMP ME TODAY WEDNESDAYZ TASTY THURSDAYZ FREAKY FUN FRIDAYZ SLUTTY SILKY SATURDAYZ SENSUAL SEXXXY SUNDAYZ IT WAZ A THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND STILL NO TEXT. THIZ ISNT RIGHT,I USUALLY HEAR FROM HER BY NOW. THEN I GO IN MY DAILY DAZE THINKIN ABOUT THIZ LADY BUMPZ AND CURVEZ THAT MAKE MY MIND WANDER DIRTY. I SLOUCH A LIL IN MY SEAT 2 GET COMFORTABLE,RUBBIN MY DICC THINKIN ABOUT HER THIGHZ,2 SETZ OF LIPZ,HIPZ. HOW NICE IT FEELZ HAVIN THEM ON ME. EYEZ CLOSED,STROKIN UP & DOWN,CHOCOLATE AVENGER GETTIN STRONGER,LONGER. THEN I OPEN MY EYEZ 2 MY SURPRISE,NO ONE WAZ WATCHIN AND I BELIEVE SOMEONE WAZ. THEN I ST
Tax And Spend Democrats
Regan ended with a $200+ budget deficit Bush I ended with a $300+ budget deficit Clinton the tax and spend president ended with a $230+ billion surplus Bush II will end with at least a $500 Billion deficit. The numbers are kind of interesting. Democrats spend much less than Republicans. Isn't it horrible when the facts don't support your preconceived notions?
Do Drop In Here Check It Out...
Kahlil Gibran on Love When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his pinions may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays waste the garden. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so is he for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches that quiver in the sun, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. Like sheaves of corn he gathers you unto himself. He threshes you to make you naked. He sifts you to free you from your husks. He grinds you to whiteness. He kneads you until you are pliant; And then he assigns you to his sacred fire, that you may become sacred bread for God's sacred feast. All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of
As Thw World Goes Round The Things That Go Wrong
As i was sitting waiting for my brother in the car i was watch a small group of teens crossing the street wearing sixies style clothes with a mix of gothic just what ever they wanted to wear to experss themselfs but as i sat and thought wih the things going on with the election and the fall of the stocks small businesses closing up trouble with gas prices all i see in my mind is history repeating itself and don't deny yourself it isn't it is in fact it much hard for us then back then but if you remember for president duewy and on we never really had a good president so as are families did back then we rough it out spend wisely save more and hope for the best but all in the end this is America and god bless her
I Don't Get It
We go through this every time. My bosses tell me to do something. I tell them why that's not the the best thing to do and give my arguments on what we should do. At some point they just stop listening to me and the meeting ends with them telling me I have to do what they say. Then I do it. Everything goes to utter chaos and we have to do what I suggested in the first place. I love saying I told you so as much as the next gal but the chaos always takes a few innocent bystanders in the process. Is it because I'm a woman? Am I not stating my case clearly? Are they just douches? I've kinda had it with cycle of shit. I just got off the phone with one of my bosses and I ended the conversation with "are guys tired of me always being right yet?" Think he got my meaning?
Cell Phone Vs. Bible
Cell phone vs. Bible Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we flipped through it several time a day? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we used it to receive messages from the text? What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it? What if we gave it to Kids as gifts? What if we used it when we traveled? What if we used it in case of emergency? This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible? Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill. And no dropped calls! Makes you stop and think 'where are my priorities?
Love
Can you tell me Why can't we fine love? Can you tell me Why do we wqnt to change who we do fine? Can you tell me Why are we picky about who we fine? Can you tell me Why dont you tell me?
Auto 11's
Hunt Trips
i drew a Hunt Unit reservation on the island. a very dubious honor. i hate hunting "the island", but it is close and a reservation for this particular unit promises an easy hunt with a good possibility for success. i hit "the line" at just after midnight and sleep in the back of my Tahoe. the only thing i have to say about that is, "i am too old for this shit." not much to say. it was a pretty standard WMA hunt. got out blind and did fairly well. the blinds around us were occupied with the usual island idiots that wouldn't let birds work in close and lost a lot of cripples due to their skybusting (shooting at birds out of range) habits. my hunting bud and i finished up with 9 birds between the 2 of us and had a good time. i hope i don't have to hunt the island again any time soon. lol FINALLY!!!! back where i belong. i love hunting the "LC". just up from Astoria, OR and on the mighty Columbia River, this is no place for pussies. we head out onto the river
Bryan
This is a tribute to a man whom I love DEARLY and who is serving this country and YOU in Iraq. He is the most compassionate, caring, loving human being I have met in a very long time. There is NOTHING I can't tell him, and NOTHING he hasn't placed everything on hold for to help me through. He is my protector, my eyes, my mind, my heart, my soul and my BEST FRIEND. Bry, you KNOW what you mean to me. There arn't enough words to express to you how much you do for me in this relationship and how lost I would be had you not come into my life. I can't express how much of a better person I am for having you in it .. you are one of the greatest people I have ever met, mean that with all my heart. You truly know what FRIEND means and take me, wrap me in your protective embrace and try to shield me from the world and lifes hurts .. your advice is ALWAYS spot on, I'm just hard headed .. lol. THANK YOU with all my heart for ALWAYS being there for me and for sacraficing yourself and your
Cheryl
Cheryl, Cheryl, what can I say .. This is a beautiful woman that I met In person from Fu one day. A convertible ride was tops for the day even though it was 50 degrees, heat blasting.. Top down, we were off on our way! What to do having just met.. What could I possibly say to a stranger from the net? Worries quickly were put to bed.. We clicked immediately and never lacked For things to be said. This person has been my DEAREST FRIEND since.. A true beauty inside and out.. Someone I hope to never again live without! Cheryl .. you are precious to me! You know me so well, sympathise when I hurt and try so hard to make it better. You worry about me more than you should and the love in your heart for me is more than I could have ever hoped for when you walked through the Ramada door on that so very fun day! You are my whore .. giggle .. and I LOVE YOU DEARLY!! Be true to yourself and NEVER let anyone change your inner beauty!! Now get your butt to Savannah! .. ;)
Alliance
Double Dragon Bombers & DD Levelers (NO BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS-READ ENTIRE PROFILE)@ fubar WE HAVE FORMED AN ALLIANCE WITH THIS GROUP. THEY ARE LOVELY PEOPLE AND I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO WELCOME THEM AND SHOW THEM SOME FAMILY LOVE PLEASE.
New Pictures
Just loaded some new photo's let me know what you think 18 or over? Have fun.
Foamys Rant
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Poems
Not A Moment Theres not a moment that goes by That I dont think of all you Men/women fighting. Every moment Your lives are on the line. No one Make you sign up. You all signed Because you wanted to You all wanted to server your country You all are giving back something to everyone And someone gave you that something when They served their country Theres not a moment that you wont fight For you freedom Sometimes you take commands And sometimes you give them No matter what you do dont forget that There are people back home who are Thinking about you Theres not a moment that goes by That I dont think of you! Author: Felicia Reader This War is Cold This war is cold For the men and women We send are falling In battle for the freedom we want They dont know why they are there But they dont care Cause they are doing Something good Their families fear every day For their loved ones life They home they come home safe No matter what they say
The Hottiest Girl On Fubar Contest
hey there peeps I am starting a contest I need a few more contestants to get it started its absolutely free. ask me for details on what you can win.
Funny
Bad Girlfriend
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell. Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town. Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up. No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's Comin' back to my place tonite! She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a bad, bad girlfriend! Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned But she's coming back to my place tonite. I say No one really knows just how far she's gonna go, But I'm gonna find out later tonite She likes to shake her ass she grinds it to the be
Joe Morgan You Can Kiss My Ass
Red Sox 8, Devil Rays 7 Thanks to Fenway West, who informed me that I could listen to the game on the local AM radio station since my internet is down, I got to enjoy one of the GREATEST come backs in baseball history. So we were down 7-0 in the sixth and already Joe Morgan was exclaiming that the Devil Rays were about to wheel out the champagne and that the Sox season was done. But Joe Morgan REALLY PISSED ME OFF when he stated that although the Sox had come back from behind in 2004 and 2007 that this 2008 team was not as good as the 2007 team. What???? The Sox won a freakin' 95 games this year, that's one less than 2007. Why aren't we as good? Luckily, Joe Morgan made those idiotic remarks before the Sox rallied to score 8 runs in three innings to once again make Morgan look like the fool that he is. Kiss my grits Joe Morgan. I admit that I had my doubts about this one. With Papi slumping and Beckett injured or mentally unavailable I wasn't sure we could pull off a
Blond
First Class Blonde A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrest
Pet Peeve
In My Mind
(all work edited then posted on a different site enjoy the typos) Some days the poison works faster. somedays the cuts run deeper. some days im just useless intill the passing of the events. somedays im honest, others im not strong enough to tell a decient lie. somedays i get like this, i get so underrated and irrational from it. oneday ill prove it all to myself. someday ill fly without triping over my own feet. someday ill walk on water without floating into space. someday ill read minds and forget my own. someday ill see though things and go blind. oneday ill be a hero to who i want to be a hero to. sometimes im a good man sometimes im a good regret sometimes im a good love sometimes im a good friend in time ill try to be constant sometime till im old sometime till i get the point sometime till i let it go sometime till i forget names in time till it all works somedays i want to die someday i will sometimes i wish it was now sometime ill
Vlog
Bbw Auction
HEY ALL BBW LOVERS I'M DOING AN AUCTION... YES I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT...AUCTION STARTS OCTOBER 19TH 5PM EST... THIS AUCTION WILL GO FOR A WEEK OCTOBER 19TH- 25TH 5PM EST .. MAKE SURE YOU FAN, ADD, AND RATE THE HOSTESS... DJ Chocolate Bunny Owner OF THE BBW LOVERS~The Click Club~~Sarges Bad Girls*Greeter/Promoter @ Rasta@ fubar . THESES ARE THE LOVELY LADIES: 1. 1. Rate all SFW pics 10 or 11 if VIP 2. Top friend 1 month 3. Top family for 1 month 4. Daily comments 5. Random gifts daily 6. SFW Salute for you
Text Me Im Bored
Blogging Things
What Your Feet Say About You: You are not very expressive. You tend to keep your emotions to yourself. You are a very passionate person. You are highly charged and easily inspired. You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it. You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner. You are not easily frightened, but you have a few strong phobias. You are intellectual and philosophical. You are more concerned with thoughts than action. You are an amazingly hard worker. You aren't spoiled and you don't mind getting your hands dirty. You are easily influenced by other people. You're quite impressionable, so you should only be around people who are a good influence. What Do Your Feet Say About You? What Your Bed Says About You Outward appearances aren't important to you at all. You think that the over emphasis on looks to be shallow. Your life
Cheaters
Cheaters cheaters are liars cheaters are thieves they are here to use they are here to decieve cheaters play games cheaters are lame they are abusers i can tell you some names cheaters have no concious cheaters dont care they are selfish they arent fair cheaters destroy people cheaters ruin lives for a moment of pleasure they need to survive cheaters are losers cheaters are greedy they are attention wh*res they pretend they arent needy cheaters get caught cheaters accept no blame its someone elses fault they are all the same cheaters deny cheaters cry i hate cheaters they should all f*cking die you know who you are! You have made your choice loud and clear Nothing left for me to say, my dear You have taken my house and my cash Turned our love into ash But the thought that still keeps my head held high Is the thought of you, when you die Shallow thoughts leave hollow memories I can't believe the things you've done to me
Stuff
Wow.... My manager hands me an envelope and tells me she forgot to give it to me before she went on vacation. I assumed it was a sorrow card but the envelope was pretty thick. I opened it and it was a "sorry for your loss card" sure enough. But inside it is $296 from management and employees. I'm not sure why they would give me money but it was wonderful of them. I think I'm going to put it n a bank account for Liam unless anyone else has any other suggestions...
Take Me!!!!
hold me tight and rock me slow take me deep and don't let go the music our moans and sighs perfect for this mating dance share with me a soulful kiss tongues wetly part our lips lost in the heat of desire our breath a hot whirlwind aching for your supple breasts pressed to my sweat slick chest hands upon your rolling hips as you rise and fall upon me squeeze me hard milk me dry until we tremble, gasp and cry sweet release bodies flushed warm and spent joined as one
Goddess Of Passion
Venus beckons in lace bound fast by chains of love wrapped tight Her lush lips so tenderly pressed to the earth's ancient grassy breast, Goddess mine please hear my prayers smile down on your slave of love carry my spirit to that place you dwell that altar between your silken thighs her moans and sighs sweet music calling me to her fervent worship in that temple of secret delights surrendering all I am to you freely I sing for you an ancient primal hymn soft muffled songs roll from my lips shake the earth and rock your hips take my offerings, mark me as yours Press my face to that cup of sacred wine and drink deep that sweet water of life far beyond the realm of mortal desire love's alchemy, carnal made the sublim
Lair Of Sin
A roar like thunder all around us It growls so loud in our ears Crouched behind the waterfall Bodies entwined without a care We dangle feet in the icy grotto while waiting for the sun to rise First light breaks above the ocean A fiery ball born out of the water Flames search for us in the dark Our watery curtain warmly shimmers Bathing us in the soft orange rays You pull me deeper into our lair Cat lithe you crawl over my body My skin on fire from your touch Purring softly, you lick my face Marking me with panther claws Hunting release, our wild hearts soar as we tumble naked in the fire's glow
George Carlin On His Legacy
Another Sad Day In Paradise
Have any of you noticed, even the Bouncer faces have all changed in recent months? In the Almost 2yrs. I have been here. I have seen a lot. But when a person can OOOOPS! I accidently reported your mumm. And fubarshop can delete it w/out doing an actual investigation. taken away the stastistics/points . Not to mention the 5,000.00 fubucks for going global. There's not mediation. No investigation! Ur S.O L.!!! And just so you know. The mumm I posted was the Etrade video w/the talking baby on the blackbeery! Now, tell me. How does that violate the no violence or obscene material???
Rust N' Peace
[Music & Lyrics by Mustaine] [Originally appeared on the album YOUTHANASIA] Don't remember where I was I realized life was a game The more seriously I took things The harder the rules became I had no idea what it'd cost My life passed before my eyes When I found out how little I accomplished All my plans denied So as you read this know my friends I'd love to stay with you all Please smile when you think of me My body's gone that's all tout le monde [To all the world] tous mes amis [To all my friends] Je vous aime [I love you] Je dois partir [I have to leave] These are the last words I'll ever speak And they'll set me free If my heart was still alive I know it would surely break And my memories left with you There's nothing more to say Moving on is a simple thing What it leaves behind is hard You know the sleeping feel no more pain And the living are scarred These are the last words I'll ever speak And they'll set me free
I Am For Sale. Lololol
Dj ~ Insom ~Owner of Club Insomniac ~ Dj@ The Fallen Dragon@ fubar Hey all. I am Selling this PURPLE WILDCAT. This is what is up on it we both rate your pics and stash at HH. She will give you a BLING at HH. This starts at. 10k fubucks Click the Banner Below. To own this WILDCAT THIS WILL END MONDAY MORNING. OCT 20TH Purple (owner) Purple Panter's Den@ fubar
Love
As you stand before me i will see deep within, i shall take your soul and make it one with mine. Open yourself to me let me come in and take you to a place far beneath the sea. The land of souls, come with me, don't fight it for you shall love what i have to offer. Pure Destiny calls for you to swim within me, come to a land beneath the sea, the land of souls. I see deep within you, your soul is mine, it will become one with me. Swim within me feel me become one with me. As you stand before me i will look deep within and take what is rightfuly mine Your Soul. Your Soul by: Rosa Maria Cerda Softness yet so deep as i feel you gaze into me so deeply. Such deepness, such desire. Feel your presence, your touch. Your lips pressed against mine oh so ever tightly. The closeness of your body as you grab on tighter. Tightly oh so ever tightly making you and I as one soul. Embrace me, kiss me like never before, dance with me. Illuminate the world from darkness with the love we
Portrait Of An Open Marriage
Portrait of an Open Marriage by Jenny Block It began with a threesome. And became her key to happily ever after. I was 17 when my sexual education began. "You are responsible for your own orgasm," my boyfriend told me. He was the guy I lost my virginity to, the guy I had my first orgasm with, and the guy whose words would one day become my mantra: I am responsible for my own orgasm. I believe that literally and figuratively. In bed, I play an active role in getting what I want. But I also take charge of getting what I want throughout my sexual life. That's why, along with a husband I adore, I have lovers. My husband agrees with my need to have an open marriage, selfish as it may seem. I know it may sound decadent, or like a throwback to the "free love" of the '60s. But really, for all the hype, "open marriage" is just one of many ways to negotiate love and sex and marriage. We haven't been doing it that long, but it now seems so obvious. Like, "Why on earth didn't we thin
Thankyou To Those That Helped Me Get My Birthday Blast!!
I just wanted to say thank you to those special friends that helped me get my blast in time for my birthday!!! ... and there was me thinking I better start it 2 weeks before my birthday so i got it in time lol! and its done under a week!! Thank you so much ... I've made thank you tags which some of you may already have but just incase here is the link to the first pic in the folder copy yours if you havent already :-) once again ... thank you !! Love Sandy xx
Chaos' Goddess - Fubar's Newest Godmomma
CHECK OUT FUBAR'S NEWEST GODMOMMA Chaos' Goddess ~ Fu-Wife & R/L G/F of Dj Chaos, SBG, Owned By Tulsa's Angel Hit her up; her auto 11s are still on until this evening! This Fubar announcement brought to you by: Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!
Help
OMG, THIS GIRL IS SMOKIN HOTTTT!!! MEMBER OF THE DIRTY SOUTH CREW AND 2ND ALARM HOTTIES SO YOU KNOW SHE KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY AND KEEP IT SEXY AT THE SAME TIME! COME SHOW THIS SOUTHERN HOTTIE SOME LOVE! SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE DISCIPLE SO COME ADD/FAN AND RATE HER AND SHOW HER JUST HOW HOT AND SEXY SHE IS.... HERE'S HER LINK AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO..... ♥Ŋĭčέ♥{DSC}2nd Alarm Hottie/Owned by ~SouthernOutlawBiker~@ fubar
It's That Time Again
Yup, it's that time again. Per special request, I am hosting another free auction. I need 10 people to get this thing going. NO NSFW entries accepted, if you want the NSFW auction, PM me. Anyways, heres the rules. NO DRAMA BULLSHIT. If you accept a bid, it is on YOU to collect, I do NOT get involved in it. I am just the host. I will not pimp out your entry, although I will post a blog that you can use, and a bulletin. But those have everyone in it, not just one person :) If you want in, you have to PM me a list of what you are offering and send me a link to the photo you would like to use in it. Normally, I don't do a time limit on my auctions, but this time, it will go on for 2 weeks, you may choose to accept ANY bid at ANY time, and you have the right to refuse a bid. Thats it :) Have fun and Good luck!!
The Game!
whos going to win state or ohio!
The End?
OK so after 16 years with this wonderful person who you see here in my profile pic..tells me she hasn't had feelings for me for about a year and a half, and feels theres nothing left here for her. We have 2 kids, one who is 12 and another 20, who both live at home. she fails to see that in the past 2 years I have gone from a facility position back into a more structured hands on working job, also on call, three anxiety medications, my 20 y/o moving back and bringing his everything chewing dog...the list goes on and on. I fail to see why she doesn't really feel counseling will help, I feel I have come to an end in my life since she is the missing piece of my heart. I do little things like make her coffee in the morning, open the car door for her, open doors for her and lead her into a room which always lights up because she is such a warm and loving person, why can't she see the pain. To top it all off we just had a 70,000 kitchen remodel and 20,000 in hot tub and fence costs fo
Me, Eating My Words.
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays, hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball an
Geminiman57s Blog
I don't know about anyone else, but, I am so tired of negitive campaning and mud slinging. I don't want to hear about all the crap from the past. I want to know what you are going to do for our country here today and now. What you did in the past may or may not have any influance on the job you are doing or propose to be doing. I guess if you can't do the job we can replace you. I didn't think a mum was appropriate for this so I put my thoughts here. It has been thirteen years since I had open heart surgery. The surgery took place on the day before thanksgiving (today) and on Thanksgiving day I was still on a vetalator waking up. I have to give thanks to the doctors, nurses and all the people that took care of me while I was in the hospital back then and for all thoes who have helped my since that day with the six strokes,two heart attacks and the brain surgery I had in July. It has been a long road traveled and don't expect to end my journey for a long time to come. I hope you all
Contradiction....
It was brought to my attention that I contradicted myself when I bitched about people having auto-11s. What I was bitching about was people that will just go and rate and not speak to the person they are rating. I always make sure that when I rate someone that I go and send a gift or a message to them.... I don't agree with people that just go and don't even say hi or whatever... So if you think I am a contradiction... w/e... I didn't ask for my Auto.. it was given to me... I didn't beg for it like others have... and now that I don't have it its all good... And as for me saving for the spotlight.. yes I want it cuz its about time you see a sexy bbw on there... I love my friends.... and if you feel that you need to talk behind my back you don't have to... say what you feel straight to my face because I would give you that respect.... Have a great day my fu-friends!!! PS... I really want that spotlight lmao :D
Contest's
I'm having my first contest! There's No Fee To Enter! The contest will run for 2 weeks. And if I get enough entries the contest will start on Monday October 27th at 10 AM Central time and end on November 10th at 10 AM Central time. There will be only 2 winner's List of Gift's That Will be offered! 1st place with Most points (min 15,000) will win either a 7 day blast, 1 month VIP or a 25 Bling Pack. You chose the prize you want. 2nd place with Most rates (over 200) wins 1 Big Pimpin Gift as well as 250k in fubucks. :) Rates =10 points and Comments =5 points NOW FOR THE RULES! 1. You may submit any pic you want---MUST BE SFW ONLY 2. Self-Commenting AND Bombing Are Allowed AND Encouraged 3. NO DRAMA---Drama Will Get You Kicked OUT 4. NO SCRIPTING---Anyone Caught Scripting Will Be Kicked OUT 5. Your must be a FRIEND to enter or bomb, so make sure to RATE/FAN/ADD ME!! 6. Have FUN and ENJOY ENJOY ENJOY!
Thank You!!
I wanna say a GREAT BIG Thank You to all who helped rate my pics during my Auto 11 Bling. And a special Thanks to Mailbroad for giving me the Bling, Everyone show her some love. Just click her pic and go show her some love! mailbroad..aka Monkeybutt@ fubar Thanks again to all!!
Bbw Dance
8 Words And More
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female....... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.! Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE
Help Her Out!
Hey all. A great friend of mine LiL Momma is in a contest and needs a lot of bombing love! Come on guys please help her out! Lots of love to ya!!
Bush's Resignation Speech
The speech George W. Bush might give: Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas
As I Grow
It has taken me 19 years to find that you can not trust anyone but yourself. The world will not stop for your little tragedy or any amount of grief that you may posses. Stop, take in the moment.....let it go and toughen up. Everyone makes mistakes, you can forgive and not forget. True love is something that will not cause your heart to suffer. People come and people go, hold on to what is important to you but do not put it up on a pedistool. I have learned that life is not something to rush. You do not have to be the best at everything. You can lose a battle once in a while and still win the war. To be wealthy does not mean you just won the megabucks, its simply having friends and family that care enough to share their life with you, to be there for you. People will try to say or do things to bring you lower than themselves. If you believe in yourself than you are invincible. Tonight I prayed for strength. Man! I hope he was listening. Sometimes I have so much emotion built up inside m
Being Hated
I have recently been blocked from any and all commenting. Wasn't even contacted by any "bouncers" to as why. Bastards/Bitches. Anyways, i would like to know why and to whom(which fubar WILL NOT tell you) this offense occured and why they thought going to fubar instead of me was best. Don't get it. Hell, I'm cool as hell. I would have apoligized for affending anyone, jesus! just come to me first instead of being hateful. i'd like any comments any of you have, even bad ones are exceptable. My skin is tough lol. Especailly the one who has done this. Apologies to the long-windedness but...let me have it! thanx me fu-peeps
I'm A Writer! : P
Stephanie Graber Mrs. Moe Writing 121 13 December 2004 Desert Vegetation and a Sun Dried Tomato I was trying to describe you to someone a few days ago. Youre not like any guy Ive ever known. I couldnt say: Hes just like Clay Aiken except he cant sing, that is, Clay cant actually sing either; hes much girlier, if possible; and much uglier, if possible. I couldnt say that because you dont look like Clay Aiken at all. Though, I must say, you and he both have questionable gay tendencies. I finally ended up describing you as the desert. Beside the fact that you are dry, boring, and if someone is around you for too long they feel like they just want to shrivel up and die, I used the common cactus. Imagine for a moment that you are walking through the desert. Your eyes are frying out of the sockets, your flesh is melting from your bones, and your limbs begin to slowly detach from your dry, stump some would call a body. But what is that in the distance? A cactus: t
Read If Write
Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, the
Auction (halloween)
yes countryboy superman is up for auction... and here is your chance to snag him up... Go to the link below and place your bid I'm holding a new auction and I am looking for people to be in the auction... If you want to be in the auction just send me a private message... In order to being in the auction I need a few things 1. I need a picture of you to put in the auction folder. 2. I need to know what you are offering to the winner. 3. and there is a entry fee of only 5,000 fu-bucks. Ok time for the Auction rules... Yes I know we all hate rules but this should all be common knowledge... 1. NO DRAMA... Don't go bickering at people because they have a higher bid than you... 2. Once the Auction starts... DO NOT ASK ME TO CHANGE YOUR PICTURE!!! Because if you change your picture during the auction you will lose all your bids... 3. If you do cause drama in my auction... you wil have to pay an 25,000 fee to continue... If you continue again.. you will be re
Randomness
Anyone Want To Help Me Forget About Getting Older By Making Me A B-Day Salute?? Can Be SFW Or NSFW ..Your Choice..B-Day Is Nov 3rd.. So If You Want You Can Give Me An Early Present Or Wait Till My B-Day :) Do You Have Auto 11s On?? If You Do Rate And Leave A Comment On This Blog And I'll Leave You Some Rates
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My Addiction
you my addiction I awake in the night, hand hovering covering in the sheets silken maze. I reach, thin air catches, casting images into dreams, demeaning this angel to call out in pains pleasure. I know, can feel you there, somewhere. But not right next to me, where life passes, preserving pickled memories with amazing accuracy. Your smell I inherited, still lingers down deep, deploring definite daydreams to cease and detain, just one more moment, one more second, of you my addiction ...
Night Songs
Each day as dusk approaches, and nighttime settles in You can hear the sound of sweet romance, on a tiny violin He searches for his true love, he plays into the night At last, At last, she hears his songs, and answers to his plight Play for me; my Romeo, play for me My True Loves Pet. Im the one youre searching for, Im youre Juliet He played for her till night did end, and twilight let the morning in He played for her, loves sweet surrender, For this night was theirs, to forever remember
Recipes--beverages
CHRISTMAS PUNCH 1-cup sugar 1-cup water 1 cinnamon stick 1-teaspoon whole cloves Dash salt 1-quart cranapple juice 2 cups burgundy wine Place sugar in small saucepan and add water gradually. Stirring to blend. Add the rest of the spices and salt. Bring to boil, and then simmer 20 minutes. Remove spices and chill. When ready to serve, add sugar and spice syrup to chilled cranapple juice and wine. Stir and serve in tall wine glasses. Yields: 4 servings Cranberry Tea 3 cups water 4 green tea bags 1 mint tea bag 2 cups cranberry juice, chilled ice fresh mint leaves or fresh cranberries In a medium saucepan bring water to boiling. Remove from heat. Add green and mint tea bags. Cover and let stand for 10 minutes. Remove tea bags; discard. Cover and let chill for 2 hours. Transfer the tea to a pitcher; stir in the cranberry juice. Serve over ice. If desired garnish with fresh mint leaves or cranberries. Chill reaming tea for up to 2 days.
Random Thoughts
i honestly dont know what to do. i want to move after the situation with my parents. i am 20 years old and still living at home. its okay, but i wanna start somewhere new. its been crazy running around Nebraska when im not even near home and i want to go back. which i plan on it in December. hopefully explore a lil on the way there. THANK YOU to everyone who has talked to me about the shit that has been going on the last week i really appreciate it a TONS! what in the hell do you do when u really like someone? you tell them well duh i did that! and it had a good out come im just scared of what could happen
I Am
You are 88% dangerous!!! You have some serious twisted things going through your head and are on your way to being on the most wanted international list (and no that is not a good thing). I recomend some serious counceling pronto!!!!!!!!How dangerous are you?Take More Quizzes
Recipes--breads
Garlic puree(2 roasted head) 1/4 lb Unsalted butter, softened 2 tb (2 pk) dry yeast 1/2 c Warm water (115-120 degrees) 2 1/2 c Warm water 2 tb Kosher salt 3 1/4 c Whole wheat flour 3 1/4 c Unbleached all purpose flour Cornmeal Cream together the garlic puree and butter. (This may be done days in advance and refrigerated. Bring to room temperature before using). Combine the yeast with 1/2 cup warm water in large bowl. Stir with a fork or small whisk. Add an additional 2 1/2 cups water. Add salt. Stir in the flour, 1 c at a time, beginning with the whole wheat. Use a whisk until the dough becomes stiff, then switch to a wooden spoon. Turn the dough onto a well floured work surface. Knead rhythmically for 10 to 15 minutes, until the dough is smooth, springy, nonsticky, and elastic. Add more flour as you knead if necessary. The dough is ready if you can poke to fingers into it and the resulting indentations spring back. Cover the dough with a cloth and let rest while you was
~ Struggling For Clarity ~
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T
~ The Beauty Of A Woman ~
`THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN ISN'T IN THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS `THE FIGURE THAT SHE CARRIES OR THE WAY SHE COMBS HER HAIR `THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS SEEN IN HER EYES BECAUSE THAT'S `THE DOORWAY TO HER HEART, THE PLACE WHERE LOVE RESIDES. `THE TRUE BEAUTY IN A WOMAN, IS REFLECTED BY HER SOUL. `IT'S THE CARING THAT SHE GIVES AND THE PASSION THAT SHE `SHOWS. AND THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN WITH PASSING YEARS ONLY GROWS.... ~Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life. ~The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. ~What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose. ***A MAN DOES NOT LOVE A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL*** **********SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE HE LOVES HER*********** Peace.
Where I Will Be
My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes I take what you love, and leave you in tears I imprison your soul, your hopes are my gains I strip you of pride, my promises in vain While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames I bring poverty, sickness and death A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth I answer your prayers for greed and lust More than evil, I laugh at your trust I am more powerful than all the armies of the world I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death I have destroyed more men than all the nations wars I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath
The Helpless Ones
I was on MSNBC​ news and saw an artic​le on the No kill Shelt​er in Lago Vista​.​ Donat​ions are so far down,​ in this shitt​y econo​my,​ that they may have to close​.​ Now, I thoug​ht this would​ mean they would​ shift​ the exist​ing anima​ls to other​ shelt​ers,​ but appar​ently​,​ that'​s not how it works​.​ Based​ on the Austi​n Ameri​can State​smen artic​le,​ all of the anima​ls curre​ntly in the no kill shelt​er would​ have to be eutha​nized​.​ Talk about​ innoc​ent victi​ms of our econo​my.​ Anywa​y,​ I donat​ed,​ cause​ that just sucks​.​If you are so incli​ned,​ below​ is the link to their​ websi​te,​ and they have a donat​ion bu
B-day Thanks
i just wanna thank everyone who bought me gifts or said happy b-day to me. to those who didn't say ANYTHING, well, there's always next year to say something :P
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Wondering
how do you get more fans/rating stuff...send ur peeps my way to show love and I'll return...want to boost my fupoints so i'm trying to figure out this whole fubar thing...I go to peoples pages and rate them but don't get any love back... so what's up with people...so all my friends if you could help me then tell people to show some love to me...had a rough week...my birthday sucks and other bad stuff happened...oh well that's life...hehehhe
Sometimes
Sometimes the things closest to us are furthest from our reach. we strive for them we wait for them we put our hearts belief in them. sometimes we deserve them, often we just need them. Sometimes on lifes path we may stumble we may fall. we will inevitably get hurt. there will be laughter and tears and occasionally a pain so searing it can take your breath away. Sometimes life is not lived, the world can stop and you find yourself lost, alone in the darkness. We will seek out the light and try to learn from our mistakes. Sometimes we have to reach deep within and tell ourselves we will be ok, we will make it, sometimes we will believe it. We will be vulnerable lonely and weak. we will search for strength sometimes we may find it. Sometimes we will give up hope when hope is all we have we will cling to the little things and take solace in them. Sometimes everything will work out exactly as it is meant to and sometimes thats exactly what we wa
Here Checking It Out For Fun
im here checking things out seeing how fun this can be.i used to spend alot of time in yahoo but after a bunch years im finally tired of the drama and back stabbing that goes on so im looking to see what else there is
Surveys
1. Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone? Gross.....it was my brother 2. Pretend you had 10 beers. Describe what you would be doing? Probably sleeping 3. What do you want? A man who knows what he wants and doesn't play games 4. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? My 2 year old 5. Do you talk to yourself? I am the best conversationalist I know! 6. Do you drink milk straight from the carton? No,that's gross 7. Who knows a secret or two about you? I don't have secrets 8. How long is your hair? Middle of my back 9. Do you like Batman? um, ok 10. Who was the last person who told you they loved you? Chris 12. Do you swear at your parents? no,I like my teeth 13.Do you like anyone? Of course 14. When was the last time you lied? Can't remember. I try not to lie. 15. What do you like for breakfast? Diet Coke 16. Is your birthday on a holiday? yes 17. What instant messaging service do you use? yahoo 18
Own Me My Very First Auction
Hey everyone, This is my first time ever for being Auctioned Off. I'm hoping to get good reviews. Please stop by the link below to take a peak and bid on me.I'll be waiting!! Please let ur friends know about me too!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2180980&albumid=1273241&i=3939073567&idx=0 imikimi - Customize Your World
Autumn Dances
Softly in her amber slippers Autumn dances around The tree's green leaves change colors Then float softly to the ground The colorsof the sunsets The grandeurof October's gold The breathtaking views of the season Are beautiful sights to behold Autumn is the year's most beautiful smile As she waves her colorful wand The countrysideblanketed with magnificence As far as the eye can seeand beyond Just as quickly as she danced in She delicately drifts away We then see the coming of winter And briskness with each new day As Autumn dances out of her slippers And gently she sleeps again The air turns cold.the wind whistles And the winter's snows begin. If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning...uphill BOTH ways yadda, yadd
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Love Him Up Good Yall!!! R/F/A/Bling Him!!! Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhz!!! Urban Samurai 4 Hire@ fubar

I look to the long road behind My heart is heavy with my peoples sorrow Tears of grief I weep - for all that we have lost As we march ever farther from the land of our birth On the Trail of Tears Mile after mile and day after day Our people are fewer with each rising sun Disease and starvation they take their terrible toll And though we suffer still we march on On the Trail of Tears I watch my beloved weaken and fall Upon the road like so many before With tears in my eyes I hold my wife to my breast And in my arms she breathes her last On the Trail of Tears Mile after mile and day after day We march to a land promised us for all time But I know that I can no longer go on I know that is a land that I shall never see On the Trail of Tears As my body - it falls to embrace the earth My spirit - it soars to greet the sky With my dying breath am I finally set free To begin the very long journey towards home On the Trail of Tears It was the raven
Alone... :(
Hate this.....boyfriend is so far away and it will be like 2 years till we can live together. Hate it I am always depressed and always feel alone. I dont what to do to reverse it. I have been trying my hardest to resist temptation to flirt with guys from online sites, but it is hard I miss being told I am beautiful and hearing sweet things. He is used to talking to me so I dont hear things like that often. I just dont know what to do I feel stuck I love him to death but I dont want to wait anymore but I know I cant ask him to move up here right now because he is not mature enough to live on his own. I know he doesnt want to move up here eithier. I feel like I sacrifice everything and he does nothing. I just want to find someone special and I used to think it was him but i just dont know anymore.
Bff Application
~♥~♥~♥~So you think you got what it takes to be my bff??? Well answer a couple of these questions and you will find out!!! I will be taking applications until Christmas Eve,, December 24, 2008 6:00 pm EST =) On that day I will let everyone know who my BFF is!!!~♥~♥~♥~ RULES: 1. DON'T CHEAT 2. RESPECT MY QUESTIONS 3. ANSWER TRUTHFULLY 4. GOOD LUCK ~♥~BASICS~♥~ 1. Whats my full name maiden name?? --> 2. How old am I?? --> 3. How tall am I?? --> 4. How many people do I live with?? --> 5. Do I have my license?? --> 6. Have I been to college?? --> 7. Who is my knight and shining armor?? --> 8. How many children do I have and the name(s)?? --> 9. Do I want any more children?? --> 10. How many pets do I own?? --> ~♥~FAVORITES~♥~ 1. Whats my favorite animal?? --> 2. Whats my favorite food?? --> 3. Whats my favorite alcoholic drink?? --> 4. Whats my favorite video game??
Obsession
You shimmer Transform inside out Strobe into a thousand frames Your voice like honey Like acid flowing through my brain Though Venus brightly glitters Like a lovely icy sliver In your eye Still I crave to be abused In the precious name of servitude You quiver Bend in and out of shape Burst into a thousand flames Your smile like sunlight Like hemlock seeping through my veins Though Venus brightly glitters Like a lovely icy sliver In your eye Still I crave to be abused In the precious name of servitude The sharp echo of your high heels The numbing perfume in the air The pointless self-recriminations That one tries so hard not to spare Nothing else is left Bit by bit I crumble
Lust And Desire
I had a strange desire My love, as you bore down on me... You kiss on my neck was fierce... As you pressed your teeth so hard Against my red-flushed skin, I desired your teeth To push further And draw out the blood That pulses within Driven by a heart That beats only for you... By a heart that beats Next to yours now. But for your cold touch To still my heart That beats within, My desire would not seem so strange... You are beautiful and enticing, But your love is fleeting, Like the shadow of the wind In the dim moonlight, And neither my weak eyes, Nor my weak heart, Could see in the dim moonlight, That your warm, red lips, Were only warm and red, With my warm, red blood on them. I once had a strange desire, But that has waned Like the once full moon That now is dark and silent, Like my heart that once Beat only for you... It beats no more, And the blood that once pulsed within Was soaked up by the moon That hangs like a bloody rag, Silent, dark
Random Thoughts
I've finally figured out who I'm voting for in each election that my home address allows me to. I've picked the ones I have based on their past voting records, if they don't have a past voting record then I went by the voting record of who they were running against. Apparently I'm a Democrat because everyone I picked is a Democrat (didn't realize it at the time, just checked out of curiosity) though I'm not actually Democrat but unfortunately Democrats and Republicans are usually the only ones who stand a chance of actually getting elected. Anyways about why I picked who I did and then I'll list who I'm voting for. The main and pretty much only issue of concern to me is the environment though when I looked at voting records I went by that section and the energy & oil section as they pretty much go hand in hand. The reason the environment is the only issue of concern to me is because if we ruin our ability to live on the planet, cause the extinction of countless species, have dro
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Toxxic-candy's Blogs
love. L.O.V.E. a little four letter word that can mean so much, both good and bad. some people love their cars, their house, material things like that. but what does love mean to you? how do you desrcibe such a thing to someone? how do you prove you love someone? when life gets you down, thats when true love comes in to save you. love for you family. love for you friends...your friends that you know will be there through thick and thin. but how do you know when you love someone or when your in love? is it when you look at someone and your whole day brightens just because their there? is it when you go shopping for yourself and everythin you see reminds you of someone else? is it when everytime the phones rings, your hoping its them on the other end? is it when their the first thing on your mind in the morning and th last thing on your mind before you go to sleep? is it whenyou cant sleep without them beside you? is it when you cant get that other person off your mind? is it when your a
Amore
You want to know what paradise is? Its a lie..Its a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be. And you know what truth is? It's that little baby youre holding...its that man you fought with this morning...the same one youre gonna make love with tonight...THATS TRUTH....THATS LOVE.. If you meet someone who seems perfect...run as fast as you can in the other direction. your soulmate should be able to push ALL your buttons and piss you off on a daily basis...Madonna's advice on love...recent divorcee. My advice? If it feels right...grab it with both hands and dont let go. Life's too short for missed opportunities. If something feels "off" let it go. Tanya Tucker said" If it dont come easy, you better let it go". Theres nothing "easy" about love...but it should feel "right". If it doesnt, somethings gonna ruin it somewhere down the line. Real love takes work but its worth it. Real love will sustain you in your darkest hours and worst nightmares. Ive fe
They Just Don't Get It
They Just Don't Get It!! or do they? created @ 10/18/2008 11:06 pm expires in: 23 hrs [FRIENDS] I have been on this earth for 50 years and I have seen alot of things change and movements established and rights given and taken. I have seen presidents murdered and have watched presidents sell us down the river. I have seen the drug phase the hippy movement and green peace. I have watched people survive and prosper and have watched people loose everything. I have seen us the world in good times and in bad. We the people are the ones who elect our officials and would hope they do us justice and follow thru with the plans they preach and the story they tell. We the taxpayers have bailed everyone out.. did we have a vote on this ? NO our congress did and legislature. They just don't get it!! or do they? We bailed out the AIG's we are to pour money into banks and help credit The fact of the matter is WE are loosing jobs and without income cannot buy, get, have anything.. Everyo
Captured In Thought
My son's death left so many questions unanswered and this I found on line by one close to the situation in my sons death you be the judge.. .Time Left Me In the Dust By:christian Kalei Time is Something we hold in our hands What we do with it we'll never understand It's gone with a hello and a shake of the hand. Never enough time for those you hold dear But an entire Lifetime for sadness and tears. Time is something you'll never see at all For it passes so quickly, while you lean on a wall. Who knows where time goes, But Im sure of What I have Done For the Words I've said It must've Stunned And now I hide my emotion's inside Just Because I wanted her by my side So Time had stopped for me here No Wind nor Noise could I hear So Im really alone in this world after all And in the end, I Knew I would fall So Love I say Goodbye to you Now there's nothing For me to do I guess this here ends My chapter Goodbye Everybody here on after... I'm glad your m
Help My Tnk Disciple!!
THIS IS MY SISTER TNK, SHE'S CLOSE TO DISCIPLE, SHE'S ONLY 71,000 AWAY AND SHE IS ALWAYS MAKEING ALL KINDS OF THINGS FOR OTHERS!!! imikimi - Customize Your World SO PLEASE SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE BY CLICKING THE PIC BELOW AND SPANKING HER HARD AND OFTEN WITH LOVE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH TNK..OWNED BY THE ONE AND ONLY BOBBYBONES@ fubar (repost of original by 'BOBBYBONES-DSC4LIFE-OWNER OF THE GORGEOUS TNK~!' on '2008-10-19 00:06:18') (repost of original by 'DJ IVORY TIGRESS♥OWNED BY GARY DIRTY SOUTH CREW♥DIRTY ADDICTION MANAGER --IBIC' on '2008-10-19 00:31:49')
Not To Be Confused
I wanted to write a cool blog, something that people can understand and say yeah, I can feel that or I've been their before. Sadly enough nothing is coming to mind. This happens a lot to me. I wrote a short story awhile back called Black Door Past. If you think the title is cool, the story is better. Its crazy, it has a twist, and you wouldn't expect the friend to be death. Then I tried to write another short story, not to much luck on that one. Its like my brain froze and nothing exciting came to mind. All I had was dumb plots. Having to rewrite what i did have. I finally gave up. Saying to hell with it. Man, I use to paint a lot, write poems, draw, well doodle is more like it but I dont know what happen. Now my thing is, watching Sponge Bob with the kids, drinking herbal tea and relaxing. Spending time with my girl, and just enjoying life. Doesn't sound like a bad deal I know but my love for art and passion is gone. I gotta fixed that problem. I want my mind to wonder. Let it go and
Devildawg001
DRUGS: What are they? We need drugs for pain, sickness, or even pleasure. I was at a dilemma today about drugs. All drugs are addictive, teenagers are now looking for the better high. Now they are using perscription drugs to get their fix. I found out today that one of my good friends was back on the stuff. It scared me, I did let this person know how I felt about it. I don't like drugs perscribed or otherwise. I've had to many friends lose their lives and families to drugs. Can this be stopped? Well i think it can, but there just isn't enough support to help stop this problem the world has. So please give out a helping hand to a friend/person you know that is hooked and maybe we can stop this situation. THANK YOU! LOVE...Is something special, not just a word to be used. I know when i say I love you to someone it has meaning. The last few years it's been used for nothing but a word. Love comes from the heart and makes you feel g
Please Help
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Help This Young Navy Girl Level!
This is my friend Emily, she told me last night that she hasn't leveled since before she left for boot camp :( FIRECRACKER--HEAD BARTENDER @ REDNECKS BAR@ fubar She's called Firecracker and lemme tell ya thats quite a correct description! now go rate all her stuff before she gets Ninja on ya!!! Lets not let this beautiful and sweet young lady's points wallow alone while she's off defending the USA!!! RATE RATE RATE!!!! FIRECRACKER--HEAD BARTENDER @ REDNECKS BAR@ fubar (repost of original by 'misterfeet' on '2008-10-19 05:41:09') MISTERFEET POSTED THE ORIGINAL BULLETIN... NOW FROM TULSA'S ANGEL: Okay now help this young Navy girl level. FIRECRACKER--HEAD BARTENDER @ REDNECKS BAR During one happy hour I rated all of her profile; all she has is: 179 pictures 12 stash entries 10 blogs Do your part! Blings are nice but rate her stuff and get to know her. Thanks! GET BUSY; DO YOUR PART! THANKS! (repost of original by 'Tulsa's Ang
We Suck Once Again
i was sick last night and at the very last minute decided to go to the thunder game...and boy do we SUCK!!! I dont see a championship coming. But i think after last night there will be lots of fighting. So if you like fighting in hockey you should go see them play.
Ain't No Simple Bitch
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! *A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". *A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! *A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! *A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. *A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! *
The Death Of Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Interesting and sadly rather true.... 'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only wo
Packers
lookin to watch the game with someone cool..... Any takers??? let me know if anyone feels like commin up to the big 'ol WB
Poems
I LOVE YOU I want to show you The maple leaves growing. I want to be there And watch Your eyes wake As the time cleaves And you can see through it; Two winged seeds... The young leaves I want to hear you Speak for hours about The world beiginning About dust pollen And times insane ashes. Bloodroots and promises. I won't be visible If you prefer. I can avoid Presences and words. I can walk in shades That don't reflect color. I can be a person Of no body or mind. We can meet in solitude. You don't even have to remember Almost out of the sky Almost out of the sky, half of the moon. Anchors between two mountains. Turning, wandering night, The digger of eyes. Lets see how many stars are smashed in the pool. It makes a cross of mourning Between my eyes, and runs away. Forge of blue metals, nights of stilled combats. My heart revolves like a crazy wheel. Girl who have come from so far, been brought from so far. Sometimes your glance flashes out und
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I Dont Want To B*itch But Im A Going Too.
I would like to say I love & respect all my friends here and several of you have my number.I speak to some alot and some once in a while and some I chose not to talk to at all any more because of circumstances they may be involved around it.My bitching crisis is this,even though I love talking to you all,I have told everyone that has my number in some way or another that my dad is here visiting me. We are going through somewhat of a crisis over someone very dear to us.You may see me online or even leaving comments as to get a break away from it all,it does not mean I am always here,I could move my mouse or dad could get on this thing and make it look like I am here. What I am asking is please for one make sure it is me and two please let me call you before you call the house,my dad is questioning things about how I live with men calling here.All girls to there dad are good little girls and rather you like me or not to him I will remain his baby girl under all cost so if it continues
A Night At The Bar
I WAS AT THE BAR WITH MY CREW LAST NIGHT AND EVERYONE KNOWS US . WE WALKED IN AND TOOK OUR NORMAL SEATS AT THE BAR. I SAT DOWN AND NEXT TO ME WAS THIS GUY AND HE WAS TOTALLY STARING AT ME THE WHOLE NIGHT SO I JUST IGNORED HIM...WELL A FEW MINUITES LATER HE WHISPERS TO ME "MARRIED OR SINGLE U MAKE ME TINGLE" I LAUGHED OF COURSE. HE TOLD ME HE WAS MARRIED AND I WAS HOTTER THAN HIS WIFE....WHO THE FUK DOES THAT I SIMPLY LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID BABY ...GO HOME TO YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO MEN DO THIS AND HE WAS HOT BUT I SO DONT DO THE HOMEWRECKER THING..THATS NOT ME. HE WOULDNT EXEPT THE FACT THAT I DIDNT WANT HIM AND WHEN HE KEPT TRYING TO TOUCH ME I PUSHED HIM. SOME MEN JUST DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER THESE DAYS
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A Story
An incredible love story has come out of China recently and managed totouch the world. It is a story of a man and an older woman who ran off to live and love each other in peace for over half a century. The 70-year-old Chinese man who hand-carved over 6,000 stairs up a mountain for his 80-year-old wife has passed away in the cave which has been the couple's home for the last 50 years. Over 50 years ago, Liu Guojiang a 19 year-old boy, fell in love with a 29 year-old widowed mother named Xu Chaoqin..In a twist worthy of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, friends and relatives criticized the relationship because of the age difference and the fact that Xu already had children. At that time, it was unacceptable and immoral for a young man to love an older woman.. To avoid the market gossip and the scorn of their communities,the couple decided to elope and lived in a cave in Jiangjin County in Southern ChongQing Municipality .. In the beginning, life was harsh as hey had nothing,
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I Stand
Here I stand, Until the time Was it a crime to see what cannot be touched Hear voices speak words that can't be undone Was it my fault I was invincible To the naked eye, I am invisible I cannot be seen Because no one wants to see me I am different Different from the rest of them So they ignore me But I don't ignore them No one is friendly Why were they so blind Because I am not them I am only mine I am different But I can see But they can't see me I watch them fall Divided they fall Together they die But here I stand Until the end of time Was it a crime that I was unique Original to the human mind I was invisible to there standards Invisible to their lies But as they kneel to beg I watch them beg But here I stand until the end of time Was it a crime for me to live my life A crime for wanting to survive No one would answer So I will wait until the end of time
Naughty Angels
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Leveling Crew
Welcome to the newest Leveling Crew on FUBAR. The Naughty Angels. We are looking for people that want to help others level. Must be at least a level 10 with verified salute. If you are interested, get in touch with me via private message. :) **kisses** Faith Cheryl I stole this from here,cuz I could :P
Paying Ur Way To The Top
UNBELEIVALBE. LETS SEE. A CERTAIN SOMEONE JOINED SEPTEMBER 2 2008. AND LO AND BEHOLD THIS (WOMAN) IS ALREADY AT FUKING. WTF. YOU KNOW, IVE SPOKE ABOUT THIS BEFORE WOMAN LEVELING VERY QUICKLY. AND YES YOU GUYS AHVE TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE USE "COLD HARD CASH" TO GET WHERE THEY ARE. WELL FOLKS, EVEN IF I HAD THE MONEY TO GET THAT HIGH IN THE RANKINS ON HERE I WOULDNT DO IT. IM NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO ANY SITE. IMN MY OPINION IF YOU HAVE TO PAY MONEY TO GET THE THE TOP THEN YOU AS A PERSON LACK ALOT OF QUALITIES OF YOURSELF(S).WHY DONT YOU WOMAN, (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) WORK ON HERE TO GET TO THE TOP, WOULDNT YOU FEEL BETTER KNOWING YOU DID IT YOURSELF, INSTEAD OF PAYING FOR IT.
A Letter To Senator Obama
A letter to Senator Obama This letter deserves circulation. There are millions who feel the same way. Interesting and perhaps indisputable points. For some reason, liberals really detest this letter, and they see hate in the words rather than facts and opinions. Keep it moving till the election. Send to everyone and hope that all will at least read some of it. Dear Mr. Obama: It is August 30, 2008. My name is Mark Gregg. I am a 50 something, conservative white male. I have followed your campaign closely, including the speeches you and others made at the democratic national convention. I am respectfully providing you with seven simple reasons why I could never vote for you. I believe that many people share my opinion. I do think that there needs to be an awakening to the fact that you are not a (the) messiah that the media and liberal Hollywood entertainers are trying to portray you as. 1. I hear your mantra of change, change, and change. Yet, you picked a l
The New Family Member
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the l
Cover Your A$$
Bob works hard at IBM and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling team. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at th e end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a c
Please Watch!
HELLO EVERYONE: IMPORTANT INFORMATION!! SEAN HANNITY, OF HANNITY & COLMES ~ FOX NEWS, IS GOING TO AIR A VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BARACK OBAMA, SUNDAY NIGHT AT 9:00 PM. HE STATED ON THE AIR THIS EVENING THAT NO ONE IN THE NEWS MEDIA WAS WILLING TO DO THIS. HANNITY IS GOING BACK TO OBAMA'S EARLIER DAYS, SHOWING EVEN THEN HIS TIES TO RADICAL PROFESSORS, FRIENDS, SPIRITUAL ADVISERS, Etc., HE STATED THIS EVENING THAT HE WILL SHOW IN DETAIL HIS TIES TO REV. WRIGHT FOR 20+ YRS (which we all know) HOW HE WAS PARTICIPATING WITH THIS MAN, AND NOT FOR THE REASONS HE STATES! HE HAS UNCOVERED MORE OF OBAMA'S RADICAL LEADERS AND WE WILL SEE THINGS THAT NO ONE IN THE MEDIA IS WILLING TO PUT OUT THERE.&nb sp; THIS WILL BE A NIGHT THAT YOU WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT OBAMA THAN EVER BEFORE. HANNITY IS VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS PROGRAM AND ASKED THAT EVERYONE PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH~~ SUNDAY NIGHT, 9 PM. HANNITY IS DETERMINED THIS INFORMATION BE PUT OUT THERE BECAUSE AS AMERICAN'S, WE S
Mrsunderstanding
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat' After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room fl
Naughty Angels
Please remove Diamond J as a Naughty Angel family member. Diamond J Naughty Angels Leveling Crew Members of Naughty Angels Leveling Crew, please F/R/A each other!!! Red Hot Sexy Angel-Founder Sweet Addiction-Co Founder Kristen Come join FUBARS newest leveling crew! The Naughty Angels. Click the pic to apply :) Send us a private message stating you would like to join, you must be at least a level 10 and have a verified salute!! Naughty Angels Leveling Crew Come join FUBARS newest leveling crew! The Naughty Angels. Click the pic to apply :) Send us a priva
Ink Asylum's 5th Annual Halloween Party
COME ONE COME ALL AND CELEBRATE!! Check out this event: INK ASYLUM TATTOO 5th annual Halloween party Hosted By: Tom, Ally, Jessica When: Saturday Oct 25, 2008 at 7:00 PM Where Ink Asylum tattoo 3801 Victory Blvd Staten Island, NY 10314 United States Description: Tom, Ally, Jessica
Its A Bigger Picture
I am sharing with you another historical Marine Corps Moment that began today. Reputedly noted as "The most fierce urban fighting for United States Marines since the Battle of Hue City in Vietnam in 1968." Now you will see a little clearer into my mind, why when I was asked, without a second thought- volunteered to participate in helping Camp TQ and the Marines deployed there. with Operaton Wow Factor http://www.newszapforums.com/forum60/64014.html Semper Fidelis - Semper Fortis - De Opresso Liber US Navy Marine Corps And United States Army Special Forces One Team One Fight Battle of Fallujah 8 November to 20 November 2004 1. Background and Mission. The Battle of Fallujah was conducted from 8 to 20 November 2004. the last fire mission was conducted 17 November. 2004 The battle had been fought by Army, Marine and Iraqi forces with approximately 15,000 under the I Marine Expeditionary Force (IMEF), The pattern of attack was to sweep from north to south
Why It Is So Cool To Be A Woman..
We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics. We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games. We got off the Titanic first. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes. We have total control over our eyebrows. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. It's cool to b
Some Funny Stuff
12 Step Recovery Rrogram For Web Addicts 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived. 6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web. 7) I will read a book...if I still remember how. 8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web. 9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email. 10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook
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Republican Paper
The Chicago Tribune, a right leaning paper, who has never endorsed a Democrat in it's 151 year history yesterday endorsed Obama. T Their statement was to the point. They said that they could not support McCain due primarily to his choice of Palin as VP. They said, He has sacrificed the security of the United States for the short-term benefit of attracting the far right in his quest for the presidency. They further stated that by brining to the political arena a woman who was clearly not qualified for the position, nor for the potential of having to take over as president, he has sacrificed his sense of obligation to the country for his own gain. As a result we (the Chicago Trib.) can not endorse him. They then went on to endorse Obama and to talk about Obamas plans, etc. None of which is very important compared to the opening paragraph. On another note Colin Powell today also endorsed Obama. Powell and McCain have been very close friends for years. He added his doubts
Karpocrates
There are two things always in my mind - my Goddess and my Lady. Yes, I am a goddess worshipper, and a Christian Gnostic. My Goddess is Sophia. Perhaps some of you know of Her. For those of you who do not, she is the wife of God. Popular Christian tradition says God has no wife, but the ancient Jews, from whom Christianity sprang, believed different. Ancient Judaism believed that God not only had a wife, but in some sects it was believed He had many, and even had a mistress (Lilith). Sophia is described in Genesis as the waters that the Spirit hovered over (symbolizing amniotic fluid of Creation). Sophia is also hidden in many other places in the bible, for those with eyes to see. As for my Lady, she is Russian born. I had an interest in Russia before I knew her, but she has made me even more interested in the culture. She has taught me a lot about the culture and language. She owns my heart and mind, and when the day comes that we finally tie the knot I will have her name tatto
Breast Cancer Awareness/support
all it takes is one click...or as many as you would like to give. By clicking the free mamogram button on the breast cancer awareness website, we can make a difference. Not that hard of a task really... http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2 we sit on the computer all day every day anyways, so what are a few clicks more if we can save the boobies!
Bbw Auction - Come Own Meeeee Lol
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Good Bye
hey everyone this is just to let you know that at the end of this month i will be deleting my account. things here just don't seem to be the same as they used to be. if any of you want to get a hold of me after i leave just hit me up and i will let you know where to find me. remember to hit me up before the end of the month otherwise you are s.o.l. take care and maybe i will talk with some of yall later.
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