guidomedic's blog: "~ * 8 Words Women Use* ~"

~Right at this moment? I’m thinking about how much I’d love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I’m working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I’m easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me... The thought of all those sensations … I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to become any Harder… ~I’d certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you Wetter. Really.... ~You know I would. Let's Grind...... ~Think of my cock when I’m aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualize myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of an inch carefully measured. I imagine myself delighting in the way your velvet labia sheathes me, holds me, grips me, until I’m all the way inside you, until my cum laden balls rest against your fabulous ass. And then, as I ease back out, we both look down at the point where we’ve joined … your swollen lips spread wide to accept me, and my shaft wet and glistening with your juices. All I can say in response is..... ~Right at this moment? I’m thinking about how much I’d love to hook my fingers into your panties, ease them aside and then circle the tip of my tongue around the very edges of your anus … trace that delicately crinkled rosebud very, very slowly while I’m working the pad of my thumb back and forth across your clitoris … or perhaps while I’m easing two of my fingers inside your wetness so as to fuck you. Have you any idea how horny that makes me? ~Tell me. The thought of all those sensations … I’m wondering if it’s possible for me to become any wetter… ~I’d certainly enjoy being afforded the opportunity to make you wetter. Really? ~You know I would. Carry on then. ~Think of my cock when I’m aroused. Have you any idea how badly I want to give it to you? When I look at your photographs, I visualise myself slipping my cockhead between your lips, into the portal of your cunt, easing it very deliberately inside you, slowly, so slowly, every fraction of an inch carefully measured. I imagine myself delighting in the way your velvet sex sheathes me, holds me, grips me, until I’m all the way inside you, until my laden balls rest against your fabulous arse. And then, as I ease back out, we both look down at the point where we’ve joined … your swollen lips spread wide to accept me, and my shaft wet and glistening with your juices. All I can say in response is Fuck me… Peace.

8 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! (9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. PEACE.