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Extreme X Contest
OK EVERYONE A CONTEST THAT IS EASY TO WIN... U JUST NEED FRIENDS!! I AM LOOKING FOR THE "MOST EXTREME" EXTREME X MEMBER ON FUBAR. I KNOW ALOT OF U LOVE THE LOUNGE AND ALL THE STAFF !!! SO HERE IT GOES... LETS SEE WHO HAS THE BEST FRIENDS ! HERE IS HOW THE CONTEST WORKS... AND I DONT CARE WHO WINS... STAFF OR NOT. HOWEVER, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A NON STAFF MEMBER WIN. ------- BUT HERE IS THE BOTTOM LINE!!! I WILL BUY A 1 MONTH VIP FOR THE PERSON WHO BRINGS ME 50 MEMBERS!!!!!!!! IN ORDER TO COUNT FOR THE CONTEST, EACH NEW LOUNGE MEMBER YOU INVITE MUST DO THE FOLLOWING: 1. SUBSCRIBE TO THE EXTREME X LOUNGE 2. SEND A FRIEND REQUEST TO THE HOME PAGE FOR EXTREME X ( http://www.fubar.com/user/1095740 ) 3. THEY MUST FAN THE HOME PAGE 4. AND THEY MUST MUST MUST SEND HOME PAGE MAIL --- NOT A COMMENT, BUT MAIL ---- TELLING ME WHO SENT THEM TO THE LOUNGE. DO NOT POST IT IN THE LOUNGE - IF IT IS NOT SENT IN A FUBAR MAIL TO THE HOME PAGE - IT WILL NOT COUNT FOR U! NOW WITH THAT SAID THE F

Reliving Frat Moments At The Worst Possible Time
wow frat brothers wedding. groomsman, we been best friends forever. we pledged together. asks me to make a toast after the best man with no time to prepare,i stand up already about half lit and belt out a little toast that we had created while pledging. it goes like this.... "Heres to the breezes that blows through the treeses that liftes there skirts above their kneeses. And shows you that spot you know that spot. that teases and pleases and spreads diseases, like HIVses, sweet jesus. What a snatch! Down the hatch." it was a bittersweet moment for me. you could see that he couldn't have been more pleased.

Some Things I Just Don't Get
SOOOO...I like this sight, its entertaining to a point, but it seems as though, I must have Dr. Phil written on my damn forehead. I realize there its nice to have people to talk to, and vent a little, but what the hell, if you don't want my educated advice, then why the hell are you telling me your crap? I seriously don't think its any of my business. I am only human therefore, I have some things I need to take care of for ME....but do you see me telling you all that is wrong in my world? umm...NOOOOOOOOOOO, do you see me going to you to miraculously solve those said issues? ummm...nooooooooooooooo....I'm a big girl, I can handle my own crap, its about time that some of you out there do the same, and if you don't like what is said here, then i highly suggest you don't send emails telling me that i need to see a mumm because you have stooped to the level of announcing the fact that you were dumped by some dude who obviously wasn't the one for you, then linger on every comment made.

Update
Okay so Wednesday morning my ex and I got into a big fight and he kicked me out. I have only been in Arizona for little over a month now. And thankfully I made a friend cuz if I hadnt I would be on the streets right now. I flew all the way over here from Tennessee to be with someone who I love and thought loved me. I gave up a good job and was close to getting my car. But I was to stupid to realize that I was screwing myself over. Then he pulls this shit. He has a severe drinking problem and to top it off hes a angry drunk. I finally took up for myself and because I did I got kicked out. Im hoping to go back to Tennessee next Sunday. If I had the money I would leave sooner than that. Cuz theres just to many bad memories to stay in Arizona. But thats my update for now...

Extreme X Contest
OK EVERYONE A CONTEST THAT IS EASY TO WIN... U JUST NEED FRIENDS!! I AM LOOKING FOR THE "MOST EXTREME" EXTREME X MEMBER ON FUBAR. I KNOW ALOT OF U LOVE THE LOUNGE AND ALL THE STAFF !!! SO HERE IT GOES... LETS SEE WHO HAS THE BEST FRIENDS ! HERE IS HOW THE CONTEST WORKS... AND I DONT CARE WHO WINS... STAFF OR NOT. HOWEVER, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A NON STAFF MEMBER WIN. ------- BUT HERE IS THE BOTTOM LINE!!! I WILL BUY A 1 MONTH VIP FOR THE PERSON WHO BRINGS ME 50 MEMBERS!!!!!!!! IN ORDER TO COUNT FOR THE CONTEST, EACH NEW LOUNGE MEMBER YOU INVITE MUST DO THE FOLLOWING: 1. SUBSCRIBE TO THE EXTREME X LOUNGE (http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9682) 2. SEND A FRIEND REQUEST TO THE HOME PAGE FOR EXTREME X ( http://www.fubar.com/user/1095740 ) 3. THEY MUST FAN THE HOME PAGE 4. AND THEY MUST MUST MUST SEND HOME PAGE MAIL --- NOT A COMMENT, BUT MAIL ---- TELLING ME WHO SENT THEM TO THE LOUNGE. DO NOT POST IT IN THE LOUNGE - IF IT IS NOT SENT IN A FUBAR MAIL TO THE HOME PAGE - IT WILL NOT COUN

Pass This On.
Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. And I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accou

Sickness
Well I have not been feeling all that great lately. I think that I ran myself down with the stress and working...My son is sick too with the runny nose and he is constantly rubbing his nasty ass nose on his hands then trying to touch me with them...Yuck.......... I finally got sick myself but with a nasty sore throat. I went to see a doctor hoping it was not strep and she confirmed it not to be. I have been working long hours at night with the soreness and it is not fun. I have to do it though...I am only one working right now. I have been trying to sleep more lately now that the older kids have started school... Well hope to hear comments soon.

Haha
Ok so this guy messages me...don't get me wrong i have nothing against people with foot fetishes but if your gonna ask people for shoes and socks maybe you should at least make an attempt at getting to know them :P......If any of Y'all are interested in selling him your shoes or socks hit him up ;) fetishfreak@ fubar CONVO is below....he fanned me, so i guess that would have made it OK to ask me Again to buy my shoes and socks Lmao.

They Call Me A Bitch
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. &nb sp; It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch,

School
Well of all the time in the world to have to evacuate a school....Not funny...My kids started going to a new school this year and they just started on Tuesday... I went to run to the school to pick them up after school today and there was a police standing right outside the school near the office way and he did not mention to me about an evacuation....I was so worried when I first went down there and saw environmental services trucks there in the parking lot. There was an ambulance there and someone from a fire dept. I walked to the entrance where I normally wait for the girls when someone told me that they were all up at the highschool...I was not happy having to run up the hill and thought about the girls being scared. Not to mention that the poor kids had to walk to the highschool when they were all evacuated... I don't have a clue as to why but I sure hope it was not a friggin bomb scare...How the fuck can people be that fucking retarded as to threaten a school full of innoc

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT R

Poems
As a first note i write poetry. It depends on the person on whether or not they like it. If you don't like it then please keep your comment to yourself cause I honestly do not like anything I write but I don't need critics when I'm my own critic. If you like it tell me why and what you think of it and email me sometime and talk to me or something. Blue Goddess Goddesses are lords, They are my life, I bow down to them, And my rights are stripped, I want to do things, I want to show them stuff, I want to love them, I want to do so much, But they have a leash, That binds me from my rights, From what I truley want to do, But they do not force it on me, I let the collar be tightened to me, I cry out in pain, But I know theres nothing I can do, For I have no rights as a man, But all I ask, Is that you consider what I say, I won't view things differently, I won't get angry, For I know the word no, But please don't hurt me, Please don't get

Thoughts
you know whats hard? being the right guy not possible everything you do something will go wrong something will bug her something will push her away and there is nothing you can do to change it you can try you can make yourself different but in the end it doesnt work in the end you just end up failing i want to be that guy who doesnt i want to be the guy who wakes up tyo take care of the baby who takes the kids to the park to play ball does the dishes laundry cooks cleans and does everything so my girl can be happy and relax when she gots home from work or school or something if she decides if she wants to be a stay at home mom all the better for her she is happy and thats all that matters to me i want to be the guy that shows her love unconditionally i just dont know if she wants to be with me all i know is that i like her and want to show her the world and a side of guys that she has never seen bc the guys before me have all been asses i dont know maybe soon she

I Lost Friend
I had to do the last favor for My friend Holly. I woke this A.M. and started digging a place for her.Under an elm and Maple near our pond by the hill. I used My grinder to carve her name in a piece of flagstone..Hung it from the tree. A few months ago she went deaf.. and started growing Cysts and growths. the eventually were larger than Grapefruit. she then failed many time coming up the stairs. I knew what had to be done. spoke to my girls and we agreed it would be time soon I went to a vet at 3:45 and took her collar and leash out with me.. he placed her in her blanket and delivered he to my truck. in under an hour a 60 pound 15 year old friend was resting. Finally and without pain. I will miss you Holly God Keep you now

Super Woman
There is no Super Woman, There is no such thing as wow your such a strong person for dealing with all that! you just do. To people that call me strong I just tell them no its one step forward.. thats all their is. You just keep on walking. Or your gonna fall on your face. If you fall on your face all the people in this world that depend on YOU will have NOTHING. So is there really a Super Woman? Or are you just putting one foot in front of the other.

Animals
A DOG'S PURPOSE: This is a wonderful story I just had to share =o) A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience the next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's Family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped

Nikki Sixx Get's His Fixx
August 27, 2007 - Nikki Sixx is an icon. There aren't too many rock musicians who can lay claim to having sold 45 million albums, started trends, headlined the biggest festivals, written a bestseller, married a Bay-Watcher, launched a fashion line, redefined the power ballad and…oh yeah, died and come back to talk about it. Sixx is everywhere these days with a new band (Sixx: A.M.) and his upcoming literary release of The Heroin Diaries.  Enduring a troubled upbringing that saw him grow up fatherless and shuffled back and forth between various family members, Sixx's only solace throughout all the turmoil was music. His vision of the ultimate rock 'n' roll band consisted of Kiss theatrics, Van Halen swagger and the sneering bravado of the Sex Pistols. This childhood fantasy came to fruition in Motley Crue some 25-plus years ago, the band that he masterminded along with Tommy Lee, Vince Neil and Mick Mars. Hitting the scene about the same time as the LA-metal boom of the ea

My Blog
My first contest! First place wins Second place gets choice of 1 month VIP or 7 day blast!!! Third place wins a 3 day blast!!! What you have to do: Send me a salute to me! That's all! I'll pick the most creative submit your salute picks by Sept. 8th Please help me get my first contest going and repost!!!

Game Day
Well folks, It's finally here. It's Football season. Heres to a great season. GO HOGS GO WOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIE Hit that line Hit that line keep on going move that ball right down the field Give a cheer Rah Rah!! Never fear Rah Rah!! ARKANSAS will never yield.. On your toes Razorbacks to the finish Carry on with all your Might for it's A A A R K A N S A S for ARKANSAS FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! WPS!!

My Cousin Steven Is On Fubar Now
Hey Every Fubarian Come Show My Cousin Steven Some Fulove, Hes New And Such A Cool Guy, I Found Him On Myspace , Lets Show Him Love So He May Stay, Much Love From Me And Trista To You All

Kissable Or F******e
"KISSABLE or FUCKABLE?" Body: HEY! IF U THINK THAT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS IS "KISSABLE"or "FUCKABLE" THEN TELL THEM THROUGH A MESSAGE ... KEEP IT CONFIDENTIAL!!! - U WOULD BE SURPRISED TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT U R FUCKABLE or KISSABLE. - THEN REPOST THIS IN 1 MIN OR NOBODY WILL EVER KISS/FUCK YOU FOR A YR! - AREN'T U A LITTLE CURIOUS? - HURRY AND RE-POST THIS WITH "KISSABLE or FUCKABLE?"

You Know You're From Rhode Island When...
You Know You're From Rhode Island When... You celebrate "birt-day" If your oldah brodah is a retad. If you had a "wickit" good time at the beach. When you hear an amazing fact your immidiate reply is "no suh!" You know the difference between red, white and clear chowdah You consider a car journey of longer than one hour a day trip. You can you curse in Italian. You own garden tools from Job Lot. You have used the expression "Not For Nuthin" You serve bread with every meal. You load up on milk and bread before a snowstorm. You feel compelled to hear at least one weather report a day. You have a bottle of coffee syrup in the fridge right now. You have given a bottle of Sakonnet wine as a gift. You've gotten sick from eating too many clam cakes. Your first live concert was at The Civic Center or Rocky Point. You have close relatives who work for the state. You've gone to "Legs and Eggs". You have used a demolished landmark when givi

Flashies
ok i have plans in a bit maybe... but if i get back intime and im bored who wants a flashie pic..... tel me here not mail nor the shout cuz i wont see it and i still have 500 mail not read grrrrrr...... oh and 8 more days left.... thanks to all who r helping but i think this is something i need to do on my own anyhow.... thanks..... Tongue.........

Done With Useless Liars
You want to say I was crying like you did when you whind and hid under a new name nope I dont do that I have brains if I aint gonna finish this I wont start a new account like you had to do because everyone on here hated a lying back stabbing bastard liek you and would never level your lame ass. You whine and cry you gonna leave yet you never did you whined they were mean cause yah downrate downraters then say yah gonna be a bad ass on here yet yah never were not even close.. You hit and run you go comment badly and downrate and block yet cry I just blocked another useless person on this program oh well get over it I woulda if there was something to get over but sorry ALEX yah aint even shit on my shoes as far as I'm concerned. You admit you are useless you admit that nobody likes you and you know you live a small sad life and will eventually die alone because like you even said your wife dont like you. Cant say I blame her there but if she willing to deal with it so be it. Like I

So Confused!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.: Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it develops: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table,put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the study to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first

My Sweet Juju Lovebug
Thank you sooooooo much for the motorcycle honey. That's a gift this wild girl can really appreciate. Just so ya know; I am WRECKLESS and RELENTLESS on one!! I know no one crazy enough to dare get on the back of one with me. And that is, of course, as it should be. Love you girl!!

For The Kingdom Of Wolves
FTW Lost Goth of the KOW is looking for people to help herin a contest..If you rate ( count's for 10 point's ) and put up 100 comment's she will make you a morph of your choice...Please come help her win..And if youur looking for a new family the Kngdom of Wolves just mght be what you are looking for..You know the old saying ..Try it you might like it lol heres the link for the contest when you are done just go to her and let her know she'll set you up with a morph that rocks

Old Age Sex
At 70 years of age,JOE is dating Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new lover is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their first date she and Joe should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged lover may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the first date festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Joe, her 70 year old sweetheart ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Joe takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Joe Again he is ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the lovers are done, Joe kisses his sweetheart bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Joe is ba

Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid
This blog is for those whom know what has been going on with me and my kids. Stupid Stupid Some People Are Just Stupid there sure is alot of them out there in the world becuase i dont understand there action of how they take care of things or handle things....Today was a normal Saturday spending time with the kids. Till my own child walks up to me and he has a mark on his face to his top of his nose all the way down his cute little face...Even his lips were all banged up. Any mother or father frist ask what happen and i get told i dont know. Now someone tell me how a child that has a his nose mouth and in all marked up dont know what happen ? Now my son will be eight next Saturday so he would of known what happen to him self. By this time im getting a lil agervated because his so called fa ther is ingore me on my questions. The turns to me and says oh he fell, now i would of let if at that if they looked like he had fallen or gotten hurt on his bike. but something didnt look right.

Don't Understand!!
I don't understand why, if I take the time to rate, fan and friend request, most times all i get back is them adding me as a friend. And no offense, but it is mostly woman. Shouldn't people return the same respect that I show??

Whatever
whatever happened to the values of it didn't matter where you come be it first or last, all that mattered was that you took part. These days everybody wants to be first, what difference does it make, just because someone is first it doesn't say they are a better person. The person coming in last could and probably is just as good

My Best Friend
my best friend i never thought you would be my BEST FRIEND i never had a BEST FRIEND like you..... i never had so much fun with a BEST FRIEND before i have been searching for a BEST FRIEND like you i have never had a BEST FRIEND to trust i never had a BEST FRIEND to relate to i have never cried on my best friends shoulder i have alway held things inside until i met you you are my BEST FRIEND i hope to share a lot more with you ~ A~L~I~C~I~A I LOVE U LOVE ALWAYS A~M~A~N~D~A~

Playaz
A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO WILL TELL U WHAT YOU WANT A PLAYA IS SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE THAN 1 GIRL A PLAY IS SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY CAN TALK THE TALK AND "THINK" WALK THE WALK A PLAYA IS SOMEONE GOING AFTER ONE THING...... A PLAYA IS MOST LIKLY A PLAYA BECAUSE THEY KNOW DEEP DOWN THEY CANT DO ANYTHING GOOD...... A PLAYA IS PLAYIN MY BEST FREIND AND I KNOW YOUR GAME........YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE..........1LUV

Update!!!!
Hello everyone it has been a while since I have been on this site but I am back now to stay. My life is going well. I just had surgery on my ears because of a really bad infection but all is well. I just lost a really close friend that passed away on August 20th. I will be writing a poem in her memory and will post it on my page when it is finished. Well hope all is well with everyone and hope all have a Great Labor Day!

♥my - Bio ♥
Laser My Words IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME FOLLOW YOUR FINGERS TO WHERE I MIGHT BE LOOK AT"TO GET MY LOVE AND RESPECT BLOG " MORE PICS TO FOLLOW..KEEP CHECKING AS I ADD THEM UP PLEASE DONT BE AFRAID TO TALK TO ME I AM PLAIN SIMPLE AND LOVE TO LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE. MY TRUEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD"MY SON" TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAMILY ? THE SECOND PART OF MY BIO IS IN OTHER BLOG CALLED TO " GET MY LOVE & RESPECT" PLEASE READ IT ALSO IT WILL DEAL WITH MANY THINGS INCLUDING LOVE -LOVERS DREAMS SENSUALITY OF MY SELF AND THINGS IVE DONE AND WISH TO DO..IN LIVING COLOR PICS UP TO DATE I SO APPRECIAT WHEN SOMEONE COMMENTS ON ANY OF MY BLOGS OR WRITTINGS WHICH I WILL SOON ADD HERE PLZ TAKE JUSTA SEC TO COMMENT ANY THING ? SECOND PART TO THIS IS"TO GET MY LOVE AND RESPECT Laser My Words

Hi Everyone Im Raven
HI IM RAVEN , VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDS TO CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW AND HER SONS KURT AKA OAK AND ALSO TENNESSEE CAT , IM A MOTHER OF 2 TWIN DAUGHTERS JADE AND SKYLER AND EXPECTING ONE WITH THE MAN IM WITH NOW . IM VERY HAPPY , WAS ASKED BY CHERIE KURT AND TENNESSEE CAT TO JOIN HER IM , ONLY HERE FOR FRIENDS . YOU'S ALL HAVE A AWSOME HOLIDAY WEEKEND ALL BE SAFE . DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE . RAVEN

Killer Rockabilly Act
My good friend is the Leader and Lead singer for one of the best new bands in recent times. Check em out, I'm sure you'll like em ! See them at www.liamfordband.com. Guaranteed Good Times !

Do Energy Vampires Suck The Life Out Of You
Those kids in costumes are not the scariest things out there this Halloween season. Far more frightening are certain adults – energy vampires – who masquerade as ordinary people in your everyday life. They can be friends, spouses, co-workers – even mere acquaintances, and they lurk at just about every corner. “Energy vampires suck the life right out of you,” “And beware -- they don’t come out just at Halloween. They’re a year-round drain on your emotional and physical energy supply.” Energy vampires can be incessant whiners, chronic complainers or people who are moody and unpredictable. They can be arrogant dictators who try to dominate everyone and every situation. Or they can be people so candy-sweet that getting too much of them can make you sick. “Although it’s easy to recognize most E-Draculas, others aren’t so obvious – they often work in subtle yet effective ways'". “For your own sanity, you must stand up to your energy vampires, and take r

More About Me
there best way to learn more about me is to look at my stash i don't care if you rate it or comment but it show what i'm like on the inside things i can't tell a person i love music, art, jokes and things that make people think but i will be adding more stuff to my stash take a look might be surprised what you will find there.

Afew Things About Me
Hair color:Light brown but shaved bald Height:6foot2inches weight:225lbs My favorite foods:Redbeans&rice,Fried porkchops&Sausage&gravy biscuits Favorite color:Blue Favorite music:Mostly classic rock & metal I love children I have 2 girls of my own. I enjoy haging out with my friends even though I dont get to much.Im a easy going person who likes to have a good time.I can get along with anyone but i dont like pushy people.I can not stand people who think they know it all. Some of the things i love to do are hunt,camping,4weeler rideing. But most of all I love being with someone special. Thats all for now maybe more later.

Unusual Happenings!
Love me tender, Love me sweet, Never let me go. You have made my life complete, And I love you so. Love me tender, Love me true, All my dreams fulfill, For my darlin' I love you, And I always will. Love me tender, Love me long, Take me to your heart For its there that I belong, And we'll never part. Love me tender, Love me dear, Tell me you are mine. Ill be yours through all the years, Till the end of time. and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHJwqE5wdVc 9/1/2007 :-)

Changes
i just want to know why a person cant be who they want to be without someone always tring to make changes either to there lifestyleor there personality i say let people be who they are and how they want to be without making changes thats what makes them individuals it doesnt matter if they smoke or not straight or gay good or bad smart or dumd the point is if everyone changed into what everyone wanted us to be then eventually everyone would end up being the same and that would just be to boring the difference in people is what draws others to them thats why we have friends and go to parties and get on websites to be around differnt people..so i say just be who are be proud of it and dont let no one change you .......god bless and enjoy what life has to offer

Darkness
I lost my heart I don't know where its gone Every breath I take, reminds me I look for darkness but it does not come Will someone remind me what it is to be happy? I've lost my heart I still hope it returns But everyday leaves me with slimmer hope. This empty space in my chest Won't go away I hope for a miracle That it will come back to me today

We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that shows her off to his friends. To every guy that sticks up for her. To every guy who doesn't cheat on her. To every guy who doesnt play her. To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that has only one girl at a time. To every guy who wants a relationship, not a one night stand. To every guy who gives her a peice of him that she can break. To every guy who admits to being human and making mistakes, but tries not to make them at all. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her

My Journey Through Life!
My Journey......in this world. Ok folks, I will address this predominately to the women out there because I am one. But if there are any men who can relate or might have some growth experience from this then that is great! The more the merrier and welcome! I know that there are probably a great deal of women out there who know what it feels like to be left alone and abandoned. I also know there are a lot of women out there that could never imagine what that could possibly feel like. Well, I can tell you it aint pretty! My mother divorced my dad when I was around four years old..... my mother still wont give me a specific date on their divorce. I realize I can do the research on my own, but I ask, 'do I really care?' The answer is no. Not now anyway. Maybe my mom and dad not being together played a very important role in the choices I have made? Hmmmm! Maybe once upon a time I might have blamed them but, Not any more! I have been married twice. My first 'X; was a ma

Thing That Make You Go Hmmmm
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes

Lyrics I Like
back door in the club i'm not lookin for love i'm lookin for a big butt to squeeze on these nuts i'm not tryin to think too much i'm just tryin to get fucked and drink too much lil bitch - don't be so serious don't get mad cuz your girls wanna be with us in the club - show love have a drink on us "hey yo dog i think this girl wants to get fucked" hey daddy can i talk to you daddy i'm only seventeen but i know just what to do at the club fools pay big money for me but daddy you can get this lapdance here for free i need love daddy daddy give it to me it's my birthday ahhight - then let me see your i.d. cuz the last time i was fooled the bitch was just sixteen big ass - big tits - she looked at least twenty-three i'm going straight to hell if fuckin you's wrong i don't wanna be right hey baby girl i know just what to do i'ma slap your little ass til it turns black and blue now ya put on these heels and ya arch your back and i'ma crack ya

Some Poetry For You All.
How Do I Show You? How do I show you that I still care? How do I show you that I love You? How do T show you that without you, my life is incomplete? How do I or can I show you? I want to ask if you will be my wife. My life will be death if you say no. To me you are my heaven and when I look into your eyes the sparkle I see is like stars on a clear, dark night. The first time we spoke I had no intention of you and I going out. Then we became really good friends. After a while we became more than friends. Then I fucked up and left. While I was gone you were always on my mind. I could not forget how much you wanted me to stay and work out the problems I had at home. I was set. I was really stupid and now I realize I have been given somewhat of a pardon for my stupidity and I want to move back into your life. Now I'm asking for the chance to prove that we are meant to be together and inseparable. I want to be a part of your life forever. I will walk down that aisle t

Just Being Bored
I am sick of all the bullshit people try to feed me on a regular basis. Some people have become so good with their lies that they actually start believing them to be the truth. Anyways just thought I would be completely random for a moment...

Straight From Violent J
words from Violent J himself Message From Violent J written by Violent J, this shit is soo true we need to love this family more. -JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin e

Daddy
just a song that means more to me then most things. this song is true when it comes to me and my DADDY who i miss way more then anyone will ever know. Gotta hold on easy as I let you go. Gonna tell you how much I love you, though you think you already know. I remember I thought you looked like an angel wrapped in pink so soft and warm. You've had me wrapped around your finger since the day you were born. Chorus: Beautiful baby from the outside in. Chase your dreams but always know the road that'll lead you home again. Go on, take on this whole world. But to me you know you'll always be, my little girl. Verse 2: When you were in trouble that crooked little smile could melt my heart of stone. Now look at you, I've turned around and you've almost grown. Sometimes you're asleep I whisper "I Love You!" in the moonlight at your door. As I walk away, I hear you say, "Daddy Love You More!". (Repeat Chorus) Verse 3: Someday, some boy will come and ask

Blazing Bombers
Make your own scroller at kawaiispace.com! 1. We don't care who you are friends with! thats what we're here for... just leave their problems with them! Respect your fellow squad members! You never know when you might need there help on a contest! ( this is to keep drama out of the squad!) 2. We would like to keep members of the squad faithful to one squad as this seems to later cause conflicts if same 2 squads join a contest to whom to bomb. So if you like to join please be in no other squad already.This can be talked over if you think you can handle and do duties to all your families. 4. You will only be put on the squad if you have a verified salute picture! (exceptions being made for a few active military & others that are getting them.) All members have to have the family name so we know who you are. 5. Please wait to join squad if your already in a contest till after it is over. 6. All members are expected to rate profile ,fan and add each new person.Cause t

Now This Is Some Drama,lol!
Now Im not one for drama but I think this is really messed up and quit childish.... My Uncle has been on fubar for awhile now and was actually the one who told me about fubar and it being a cool place to meet ppl and chat.He has advised me today that he has deleted his account bc of some stupid stuff.What happened was he posted a bulletin about how ratings are suppose to go and if ppl are always suppose to rate "10's" or rate as you feel the pic should be rated.He got some ignorant replys and I mean ignorant.One person said"just bc of this I will rate all your pic a 1." Another person completly cursed him out bc of it.Come on now ppl,we are all adults and just bc someone posted a question about how ratings are doesnt mean you have to act like a complete jerk.It was a simple question.I now have second thoughts about how ppl really are on here.I myself have gotten some ratings on pics that werent a 10 but it doesnt bother me.I also have another person who is on my friends list who g

Contest Ideas?
Ok so i normally am not on to post a blog but i need your help. im going to be setting up a contest where ill be giving away a 1-month VIP. the question is what kind of contest do you want to see take place. i want to hear your ideas. thanx.

Why Couples Dont Have Sex
why couples dont have sex.. funny shit lmao >Dear Wife, > >During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. > >I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten > >days. > >The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: > > > >54 times the sheets were clean > >17 times it was too late > >49 times you were too tired > >20 times it was too hot > >15 times you pretended to be sleep > >22 times you had a headache > >17 times you were afraid of waking the baby > >16 times you said you were too sore > >12 times it was the wrong time of the month > >19 times you had to get up early > >9 times you said weren't in the mood > >7 times you were sunburned > >6 times you were watching the late show > >5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo > >3 times you said the neighbors would hear us > >9 times you said your father would hear us > > > >Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory > >be

9/11 Tribute
A horrible tragedy occured at 8:46 Tuesday Morning September 11, 2001. There were 4 planes hijacked by terrorists. A senseless act of cowardness. American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York. There were 92 people aboard, including 9 flight attendants and 2 pilots. At 9:03 a.m., United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower, carrying 65 people, including 7 flight attendants and 2 pilots.

What Marriage Is About
there once was a sweet guy who had been hurt very badly many times. He met a sweet person who was full of love and only wanted to please him after braking the girls heart once by lieing he swore that if she married him she would be safe from that kind of pain. this girl belevied hi everyword and only wanted him to love her as she did him. he was very handsome and was addicted to women this the girl did not know so 3 days after she turned 18 they were married and that's when her life went to hell. he was alway lieing and screaming at her he treated her like she was a piece of shit and did not feel he was doing wrong. One day he met this pretty woman and told her how much he liked her not caring that it broke his wife's heart and the only reason she allowed it was cause she did not want to lose him. he told his wife that he would do as he pleased and this made her bitter and cold she hated everything he was about but was still in love with the man she knew he could be. One night while h

Jealousy
Hmmmmm ok somewhere i have 1 jealous woman who is more jealous then others... hmmmmm marking pics NSFW thats childish... well i'm warning u now STOP!!!!! i will find out who it is and when i do yur jealousy will end cuz u will no longer be looking at my pics, nor talkin to me....If yur pissed cuz we havent spoke then maybe u need to learn how to speak as well.... ok yes this might pertain to a few of u so im not singlein anyone out..... so get over the pics i make cuz i have a friend who will tell me who marked it nsfw the next time its marked.....and if she cant then i will do it my way and im sure if i was to post my certain one pic of mine it would get the hen out of the hen house to peckin on me huh lol behave now i have 7 days left.... want me gone....yur wish may come true.... works both ways u have a ph.2 or do u??? thanks n sorry..... Tongue......

Dreams
Five different people including myself were in a space craft going to another planet, kind of like barbarella. We get there and we are using these one tire motor cycles. Mine had a hole in the tire so we had to go through the market place of all these aliens watching me to find something to fix it. We came back to our ship but my crew was mysteriously gone to find the underground resistance party we were supposed to meet up with. But they had moved their location so I had to go after them somehow. I started walking because the streets were to narrow for my ride. An old woman came to me and said I must seek out the Crystal building. So I tried to find the tallest place to look out over the land to find it. I found a train station/hotel. It was weird how they do the stairs in the Labrynth movie, anyways children were hiding in secret doors and my friends Bonnie and Gea where there renting a room. I tried to talk to them but they hated the resistance. I finally made it to the to

Military Roll Of Honor
Army Cpl. Kory D.Wiens, 20. Dallas,Ore. Kory D. Wiens 20 and his dog a labrador retriever named cooper trained to detect dynamite, c-4 explosives,detination cords,smokeless powder and mortars became the first military dog team killed in action in either Iraq or Afghanistan they were killed July 6th in Muhammad Sath by an explosive they were assigned to Fort Leonard Wood. the remains of Wiens and Cooper were buried together in Wiens home town. Army Pfc. Le Ron Wilson, 18. New York City Wilson, 18, was killed by a roadside bomb in Baghdad. on July 6th. Born in Trnidad and Tobogo Le Ron A Wilson immigrated to New York when he was 11. even before then he was determined to be a soldier. On the afternoon of his high school graduation last year, Wilson shipped out to Fort Stewart. His energetic attitude continued during his training, Where he Quickly earned two promotions and was twice named soldier of the month. Marine Cpl. Matthew R. Zindars, 21, Watertown, Wis.

Luv Ya
I could never have said it better my self, electronic mail, for me, has made it possible for old friendship's too not fade, and has rekindled quiet a few!!!!!!!! Reid Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit. Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him. Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.. Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to

I Wrote Your Name
I WROTE YOUR NAME I Wrote Your Name. I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes, then tomorrow will be the best day ever! I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, But I call them my friends

So Called Friend
To the so called friend that is marking my pics nsfw...please take your unworthy ass off my friends list. That's right, delete yourself and while you are at it block me also, you game playing jerk!! Yes, I accidently uploaded a nsfw pic to the wrong album. However a real friend would have sent me a shout or even a private message. A decent person would not backstab a friend in the back and mark several pics nsfw without some kind of communication to me! So take your cowardly hateful self the hell of my page! AND, i have a pic up just for you... you can kiss by little ass!! To all my real and honest friends... I love you all bunches!! MUAH, Trish

New Contest
FUBAR MOST POPULAR GUY AND GAL CONTEST!!! WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON MONDAY SEPTEMBER 3RD @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON SEPTEMBER 13TH @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND . 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!!

69 Ways Woman F* Up Sex!!
50 ways Women Fuck Up Sex !! Funny part is .... Written by a woman 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomf

~the Devil'z Train~
rules 1. Please Fan, Rate & Add The 2 Conductors 2. Please Fan, Rate & Add all the above riders and with the friends request type the devils train 3. No down rating allowed if so your removed without notice 4. When you have done the above please private message or shout box me (devilish dd) and then I will add you to it if you don't let me know you have how can I add you or comment here thank you 5. If you have no default picture you can not ride till you get one 6. No fresh meat need to be level 1 or higher Conductors 1. © Ðèvî£î§h ÐÐ ™DJ Skylar Dawn's RL/Fubar BF--Owner -- Grand Theft Radio 2. DJ~Skylar Dawn - Owner - of - Grand~Theft~Radio ~ Station-*Psychic~Vampire*~! Fan ,rate & add all below Level 25 Johnnydevil@ fubar ?BooBoo...Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar Level 24 *~Alice in Wonderland™~*@ fubar H?llieH?ttie™{President of I.A.R.}{Club FAR & LUV} (¯`·._©h®i§tiè_.·´¯)@ fubar ~*RockStar69 *~I.B.I.C~*CLUB F.A.R

Halloween....
Ok, I love Rob Zombie, but I will admit, I was a little skeptical at first when I heard he was "re-imagining" the classic horror film "Halloween".....but I still had faith in Rob to create a masterpiece...and did he ever. He put his own wicked twist on the movie and totally blew me away. I am a huge fan of the original film, but I will have to say that Rob Zombie is a genius and this is a must see if you are a fan of horror films or if you love Rob Zombie as much as I do!!! It is just Absolutely Amazing!! GO SEE IT!! Halloween TrailerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Unbelievable
do our military boys make TOO much for what they do? Body: Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. And I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disap

Come Into The One Year After My Fathers Death.
Am I a bad son because some days I don't think of him? I do miss him so much. I wonder if he knows how much what he did hurt so many. I don't want to cry but I can't help it. HE WAS MY FATHER. I loved him like no other. I had no mother. He gave use what we needed maybe not what we wanted. He loved and cared for us. he sacrificed his happiness to make sure we were feed and had a roof over our heads. I wonder if he knew how much I loved him. Lately I seem to be working so hard that I don't think of him. Is that bad or good? My brother and I all that is left. We now help each other out and do our bests. I know if he were here today he would be proud of me. I just want you to know I will never forget you. We will always have Pusan, Korea.I love you pops!

September
It occured 2 me that i hadnt blogged n a while.That wud b cuz all ive done 4 the last month is work and sleep leaving me a precious few minutes morning and nite 2 visit the fubar.And now 2day on my one day off im sick and running a temp! Arrgh-poor,poor pitiful me,lol! xox

Dj Queeny
Come in for an EXTREME EXPERIENCE and let DJ QUEENY ROCK YOUR WORLD ! Playing all YOUR favorite tunes from YOUR favorite bands. YOU NEED to be there and ROCK OUT with the QUEEN in EXTREME! JUST CLICK ANY PIC AND HOLD ON TIGHT UR IN FOR THE RIDE OF YOURE LIFE !!!!!! WHAT WHY ARE U STILL HERE GET YOURE ARSES IN HERE AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE EXTREME X STYLE !!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS WELCOME !

These 2 Lovely Ladies And A Dog Need Mad Commenting Love...
Hey everyone, I hope your week is going well. These 3 lovely ladies need your mad commenting love if you don't mind... This give away started this month, and will run till the 31st at Mid- night PST. We still need collectively 8K comments on each of their pics to finish up the giveaway. I know if we all come together as a team, we can get this done. Here is Blondies pic link: Here is Teresa's dog pic link: Here is Lexi Dragon Girl's pic link:

Cowboy Poetry
I wish I'd written down the source to this gem! Hit's a longun! COWBOY POETRY -- BUYING A BRA You know, I've never been much for shopping In fact I try to stay away from town Except when shipping time comes, I ain't easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with their ma But before I left she asked me, "Would you pick me up a bra?" Without thinkin' I said "sure," How tough could that job be? I bent down and kissed her And said, "I'll be back by three." Well, when I done the things I needed I started to regret Ever offering to buy that thing, I was working up a sweat. I crossed the street to the ladies shop With my hat pulled over my eyes, I wasn't takin' any chances On bein' recognized. I walked right up to the sales clerk I didn't hem or haw I told the lady right straight out, "Ma'am, I'm here to buy a bra." >From behind I heard some snickers So I turned around to see At least fiftee

This Doesnt Surprise Me...sex Test Results
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

♥who Wants To ?♥
Fire My Words ............................................. COME ON DONT BE AFRAID LETS SEE WHO HAS THE MOST ORIGNAL IDEAS ??....ILL PLAY Texture My Words MAYBE WE CAN EVEN THING OF A PRIZE ..? .................................................. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES SO FAR..YOU DO ME ILL DO U. ..................................................... Firework My Words TO PLAY NEXT ?????? ABOVE IS MERELY EXAMPLES OF IDEAS NOT WAT U HAVE TO DO ! ANY KIND OF PERSONAL SALUTE !!! JUST SAY HI TO ME ON PAPER? LIKE FUBAR SALUTES ?? YOU CAN WEAR A SPACE SUITE DONT HAVE TO SHOW NO SKIN !!! WRITE MY NAME ON UR HAND ???? JUST ANY KIND OF SALUTE TO ME ?????/WHAT IS SO BAD ? ABOUT THAT ????? I DONT GET IT ???? ILL RETURN THE LOVE ?////////// Laser My Words

A Whole New World
As you can all see from my new profile pic I am in a whole new world. I spent Saturday as a celebrity and loved every minute. I was interviewed twice and more people then I can count on my fingers and toes wanted there picture with me. I guess you can say I was walking as a "Cloud"

Too-bad???
You-know-this-whole-summer-was-a-bunch-of-crazy-ass-shit!Too-bad-none-of-my-friends-on-myspace-won't-see-this-damn-blog-cause-this-is-straight-up-coming-from-the-heart.All-the-females-i-know-in-Meadville-i've-learn-alot-from-them-that-half-of-them-don't-know-if-the-fucking-glass-is-half-full-or-completely-full-of-shit-seriously-getting-to-the-point-of-all-this-i-mean-i-got-one-girl-who-got-controlling-loser-ass-nigga-that-gonna-up-in-jail-someday-cause-he-thinks-he-top-shit,but-then-she-has-the-nerve-when-things-are-going-wrong-for-her-she-wants-me-to-be-there-that-person-is-my-kids-mother-she-a-confused-soul.Then-you-got-another-female-she-wants-me-to-get-a-girlfriend,but-then-when-i-get-one-she-gets-upset-about-it-then-on-top-of-that-she-hangs-with-a-girl-that's-a-straight-loser-in-all-types-of-ways-lol-an-her-husband-a-loser-too-on-top-of-that-i-should-say,but-i-can't-really-say-much-anymore-on-that-cause-her-friend-just-uses-her-all-types-of-ways.Then-you-got-one-girl-that's-cool-i

Hackers
does anyone know how to prevent hackers from getting into you computer? My friend just had someone shut down all her programs and a window came up that she has never seen b4 and said they were gonna change her passwords if she didn't show them her tits. Which she didn't. Then he said to restart her computer to get rid of his shit. From what i understand yahoo is recording ev1s isp address so maybe someone hacked into yahoo IM. He said he was the master and she was the slave. Very scary

The Power Of Love
Love, the most powerful, the most desired, the most searched for, the most yearned for and the most needed feeling in any person’s life. It is the driving force behind any man. Not money, not greed nor power, but to feel the love of a woman. The love of a good woman. It gives reason to face the day, to go to work and to put up with lifes obstacles and downfalls, the love of a woman. It gives a man strength, it gives a man hope. Love makes a man experience pain and emotion like he has never felt. Love can bring even the strongest of men crying to their knees. Love can make the saddest of men beam with happiness. Love can make a drunkert put his drink behind him and never taste a single drop touch his lips again. With the love of a woman behind him, a man can conquer any fear he might hide within him. With the love of a woman a man can put aside his fear to show emotion. A man will make any and every effort no matter how big or small it may be to make sure that the woman that loves him

I Gonna Go Do It
Im Gonna Go Do It im gonna wal my lines and im gonna do whaever it takes.. im gonna do it till my last breathe im gonna fight for it all and everything that i have. Ive always been a fighter ive always did what i wanted to do. Well my stand point is being made harder to do wha i have to do....After posting last nights blog about stupild people i did some thinking and told myself that i will make sure some asshole suffers for all that has been going on. Because no one needs anything in the world really but them self and be who they want to be with out haveing to chang for anyone. So someone hurting my pride andjoy i have to say its all on u now because that is something so carin loveing sweet and kind that it just hurts a small soul such as a child. As i said i will fight for all that i have with my last diein breathe if i have to and i will make sure that when i do u see me walk away as i tell u. Dont ever bother to try and contactmy pride and joys again or th sufferin of u will see h

Dear Jo
Subject: Dear Jo, Message: Message: I ___ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a ______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... This lots of fun!! And you can really make someone's day.

Chivalry
Live to serve King and Country. Live to defend Crown and Country and all it holds dear. Live one's life so that it is worthy of respect and honor. Live for freedom, justice and all that is good. Never attack an unarmed foe. Never use a weapon on an opponent not equal to the attack. Never attack from behind. Avoid lying to your fellow man. Avoid cheating. Avoid torture. Obey the law of king, country, and chivalry. Administer justice. Protect the innocent. Exhibit self control. Show respect to authority. Respect women. Exhibit Courage in word and deed. Defend the weak and innocent. Destroy evil in all of its monstrous forms. Crush the monsters that steal our land and rob our people. Fight with honor. Avenge the wronged. Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause. Fight for the ideals of king, country, and chivalry. Die with valor. Always keep one's word of honor. Always maintain one's principles. Never betray a confidence or comrade

Chivalry Pt2
From The Art of Courtly Love by Andreas Capellanus Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged in. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood. Thou shalt not have many who know of thy love affair. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Love. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present. Thou shalt speak no evil. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed the desires of thy lover.

Janie's Thoughts
Ok. Yesterday we celebrated my sons 17th birthday. Everything was fine until we went in to cut the cake. My fiances sister was there and so was my landlord who is 75 yrs. old. Well we got the cake done and my fiance decided we were going to go back outside. Well his sister leaned over the back of my couch and was kissing on my landlord with her 11 year old daughter watching and yelling at her. I was pissed why act like that with your kids around. She should have known better. Well I have decided as of today I do not want her back at my house...EVER... Am I wrong to feel this way? My fiance thinks I am but I am not sure. I wish I knew how to deal with this. I just don't want someone like that in my house. Oh and my landlord is married also.. Should I worry about it?? I wish I knew how to deal with it.....HELP please...

Honoring A Traitor!!!
From: DOUBLE TROUBLE ~A.K.A.~ BON Date: Sep 2, 2007 8:58 PM She really was a Traitor In Memory of my brother -in- law LT. C.Thomsen Wieland who spent 100 days at the Hanoi Hilton She really was a Traitor IF YOU NEVER FORWARDED ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE FORWARD THIS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!!! JANE FONDA She really was a traitor A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot'

Cuckin Cleveland Clubs
so i decided to go to the club for the first time since rehab. was there 5 min someone got into a fight and pulled a knife on security who knows how they got past with it bc they friscked EVERYBODY. clevelands to bad not to. so the pigs started trying to taze ev in da club. kicked us out then chased us down da street. had to get a ride cus they were tazing the peeps from da club at da bus stop. it was fucked up

Watever
Damn the fucking Army Dr.s!!!! 2 me it sux bc I got hurt n now they dont wanna fucking fix me n shit!!!!! I think its bullshit bc Dr.s dont wanna fix a motherfucking soldier n were pretty much, 2 them, a fucking lower class but were the ones out there putting our lives n asses on the line while they r feeling safe behind our line n sitting behind a fucking computer!!!!! They piss me off bc they treat all soldiers like shit n I'm tired of it bc their favorite cure 4 all injuries are as followed 800 mg of motrin, 500 mg of naproxin, 500 mg of aspirin, ice packs, n wraps, casts, braces, but no fucking surgery!!!!!

I'll See You At The End Of September.
Hey everyone... Just wanted to let you know that I'll be away from my computer and any internet connections from September 6-26. I hope everyone has a wonderful month! See you at the end of the month! xoxox Burn

Ur Eye Color
Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days. -Green Eyes- Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this- -Hazel eyes- People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati

The Rain...
The Rain…. Rain falls from the darkening sky… We gladly walk out in it, you and I… We stop and kiss, right where we stand… Rain drops caressing your skin like a thousand tiny hands… Heat from our passion causes steam to rise… We kiss again, gazing deeply into each other’s eyes… The soft, gentle rain won’t quench our fire… Hearts full of Love, passion and raging desire… Warm kisses, soft caresses and ecstasy too… Making love in the rain, a fantasy come true… Brian - 2007

Hide The Craving?
I just have one question I hope someone could give me some input on. I am a very sexual woman,and have dabbled in a bit of selfbondage. I have tried to tell my spouse of my desires but have gotten a cold response from him. I so wish to explore these cravings with someone. What should I do? I don't want to stray from him, but he has been teasing and cruel about what i want and like. He just doesn't understand or realize how wonderful it is and what pleasures he would get if he played with me in such ways. If you have any advice it would be greatly appreciated.

Piochi
Today we lost an important member of our family. Someone that had shared 17 years of my life. My beloved Piochi passed away at 6:45. She was diagnosed with cancer a little over a year and a half ago and my vet suggested not having surgery because of Chi's age. She had a strong heart, still thought she was a kitten, even if it was in her own little mind, and was not in any pain what so ever. She was a little over 15 then. We have watched her slowly lose the weight the last 2 weeks and yesterday I knew she was starting to fade. I reqret not spending the night with her, I thought I would have had more than 1 more day with her, and had I known, I would have put her in my bed & curled up next to her. Nichole & I spent the day with her and tried to make her as comfortable as we could. She went from wandering the house last night looking for me to not being able to hold herself up at all in a matter of hours. I'm sure she hung on as long as she could for me ... Being told over & over it was o

Hey
Well it's me Mike I had to start a new account because of the drama, I got tired of it and my so called friends that would post pix, stash and other things and want me to help them get points, I have no problem with that but if they would do the same that would be really nice.

Which One---
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressiveunless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurtbut takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5mins and your reputation wi

Confused About Life
Is there anyone else out here thats living the life that they did not intend on living or is it im the only one that seems to be unhappy with my life?? i wanted so much more for myself but seems im setteling for much less i dreamed of a nice big house with lots of land and horses but i know now from 17 yrs of the same life it just isnt going to happen the way i dreamed of or not even close to being the life i dreamed of... oh well i reckon we cant always have what we want right??

September 11 Th
A horrible tragedy occured at 8:46 Tuesday Morning September 11, 2001. There were 4 planes hijacked by terrorists. A senseless act of cowardness. American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in New York. There were 92 people aboard, including 9 flight attendants and 2 pilots. At 9:03 a.m., United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower, carrying 65 people, including 7 flight attendants and 2 pilots.

Patriot Gaurd
For those who protest the war, that is your right.For those who protest at a soldiers funeral,you are cowards, @ scum. Our soldiers are voluntering to take the fight to the enemy instead of the enemy bringing the fight here. For a young man to put his life on the line to protect our freedom, thats heroic. Unfortunatly some soldiers die ensuring our freedom. do not mourn them, priase them, and support thier faimlies. If you do nothing else this month, THANK A SOLDIER FOR HIS SERVICE TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY!!!!!!! Always remember they started this war and we will finish it. don,t ever forget 9-11-01 and the inocent people who died in the towers @ planes. GOD, GUNS, AND GUTS MADE AMERICA FREE LETS KEEP ALL THREE! COWBOY

The Population--
The population of this country is 400 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospit als. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass,

Short Poems To Tide You Over For The Weekend
There's a lot has been said 'bout the breast--- Like how nicely they feel when they're pressed. But when push comes to shove, In this business of love, Its "twats" 'tween the legs that is best.It's only human nature after all If a fellow puts a girl against the wall And puts his inclination Into her accomodation To increase the population Of the rising generation--- Why, it's only human nature after all.My back aches, my pussy is sore, I simply can't fuck any more, I'm covered with sweat, And you haven't come yet, And my God, it's a quarter to four!A lovely young virgin named Lynne Once said about fucking, "It's sin." But a fellow named Tang, With a twenty-inch wang, Made her cry to the heavens, "It's in!"roses are red violets are corney when i think of you oh baby i ged hor

Contest
Here goes a contest and i have asked friends and fans to support this contest with bombing for me and where is everyone?This goes to show where your friends stand........ href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=1249819964" target=_blank>

Surverys
Best Myspace Survery Ever-| Basix |-Name -: RebeccaNicknames -: BeckyAge -: 35Gender -: FemaleBirthday -: June 27Birthplace -: OhioCurrent location -: OhioSiblings -: 3 BrothersScreen name -: RebeccalynnSchool you attend -: South Central in Greenwich, Ohio-| Your Looks | -Hair color -: RedHair style -: Very LongEye color -: sometimes green, blue, greyGlasses/Contacts -: When I driveHeight -: 5'6"Weight -: lol so not tellingBody Type -: curvyHeritage -: Piercings/Tattoos -: EarsRighty/Lefty -: RightyClothing style -: Jeans and TshirtShoe size -: 8 1/2Pants size -: lol so not telling againRing size -: 6-| Love Life |-Sexual preference -: Opposite sexDo you have a bf/gf -: marriedIf so, what is there name -: TimHow long have you been dating them -: Together for 10 married for almost 7How did you meet -: We worked togetherDo you think your in love -: Have you had you first kiss -: lolIf so, when -: Do you have a crush -: If so, what is there name -: How many relationships have you been in

Happy Labor Day
How do you say goodbye to someone you have known and loved all your life. Someone who has left behind so much. Four children and a husband. At such a young age. It just goes to show what drugs can do to someone. They don't only effect you but, everyone around you. Leaving them vulnerable, alone, sad, and depressed. What is to become of there life now that u are gone? The girls are just now teenagers, the baby is three. Let's not forget the six year old too. How could you enjoy yourself pill after pill knowing that you were leaving them behind? Maybe, no one understands but you could have givin them a chance.

If U Had Me Alone...
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE

The Reality Of Romance Or, When Fantasy Ruins Your Love Life
"While the romantic notion of roses, candlelight dinners, being swept off my feet is wonderful, those aren't the things that really define romance, those are mood enhancers. For me, surviving the realities of life with all its pain and joy, yet still waking up in the morning knowing you wouldn't want anyone else to share the doldrums with is real romance." While it's not about cheating in the conventional collective definition, it reminded me of the many excuses people use to explain or justify their cheating. And it reminded me of the ways we cheat ourselves in our relationships by expecting unrealistic things from our realities. Why do we, men and women alike, often complain that not every night is date night? Do we not remember that even while bathing in that first glow of falling in love or stumbling head-long into infatuation we did not have date night every night? (And even the nights we had dates they were not always fabulous ~ but they were entertaining and broke-up the w

Damnids
Okay so quite a few people have asked me to make them an ID but I need some information before I can finish them........I need to know a color that you want.....and it can be just about anything, doesn't have to be just primary colors...and verify if you want a light or dark shade. Also I need what you want written under your name, it can be ANYTHING that you want it to be. If you are not sure, feel free to take a peek at the ones I've made, they are in the album titled, "Things Ive made for friends" Or there are more in my stash. I've ran out of pic uploads so all the new ones will be posted in my stash. You can copy them to your computer and then upload them from there. I primarily make them all with the same heading and footing, if you want anything different feel free to ask. And last but not least, if you want your DOB on it and it's not on your homepage, please let me know otherwise I will put "unknown" PLEASE PLEASE message me so I know how you want it, it's much ea

People......
Ok, folks. I stayed quiet about this for so long. Now, I just wanna scream. The girl who is busting her arse trying to keep the coffee going and the damned cinnamon buns fresh, so you have something to muck before you leave the motel to go to your "big" meeting, needs the same kind of lovin' as the housekeeper who is cleaning up after you and your everlovin' brood. The gal who covered my breakfast shift for me, yesterday, never did that before, and all she got was "there's no coffee", "are there any cinnamon rolls left?", "you're out of this....", and the list goes on. We had a full house, and everyone wanted to come down at the same time, to eat. She just met the challenge head-on, with a smile on her face. When I did get to work, everything looked fabulous! She did an awesome job. My whole point in all this is, you tip your waitress/waiters, so why not tip the girl who is dishing up the breakfast? Yeah, it is buffet-style, and yeah, it is in the lobby of a motel.

Get Scentual
Are you looking to add a little spice to your love life? Perhaps all you need to do is add a little fragrance for a truly "scentual" experience. By adding the right scents to your bedroom and home you can create a sensual and romantic atmosphere. Our sense of smell is tied directly to the part of the brain that is linked to memory and emotion. Research studies have proven that different scents can actually produce different emotions and reactions; they can make us feel a certain way. Aromatherapy has been used for over 5000 years from Ancient Egypt to Modern Europe in the 1920’s and 1930’s where French chemist, Rene-Maurice Gattefosse coined the term aromatherapy. Aromatherapy has often been used in sexual practices and rituals throughout many cultures and time periods. Many plants are known for their amorous properties and their scents have been used around the world. Scent has been used to attract lovers, heal a relationship; it has been used in the art of seduction and me

Tickers And Blasts Information
Please read the guidelines on the activation page. We do not accept ANY sexual content. This includes: rape, spank, slut, wh*re, bi*ch, etc etc. We do not allow people to ask others to view their cam or their NSFW photos. If your blast or ticker was changed, it is because it did not meet the guildlines, and you should feel lucky as it could have been deleted without refund as is. If it was deleted, please read the guidelines where it clearly states ANY blast violating the guidelines will be deleted without refund. If you think that it was deleted unfairly then, please email Scrapper. If you feel that your Ticker or Blast was removed/ rejected unfairly, then please put your request for review in writing. If you need to contact Scrapper please EMAIL him. Please do not send him a Shout Box or post your request in his comment section or in the friends request area. Thank You All ~

Goosebumps
AFTER A FEW OF THE USUAL SUNDAY EVENING HYMNS, THE CHURCH'S PASTOR SLOWLY STOOD UP, WALKED OVER TO THE PULPIT AND, BEFORE HE GAVE HIS SERMON FOR THE EVENING, HE BRIEFLY INTRODUCED A GUEST MINISTER WHO WAS IN THE SERVICE THAT EVENING. IN THE INTRODUCTION, THE PASTOR TOLD THE CONGREGATION THAT THE GUEST MINISTER WAS ONE OF HIS DEAREST CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AND THAT HE WANTED HIM TO HAVE A FEW MOMENTS TO GREET THE CHURCH AND SHARE WHATEVER HE FELT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE FOR THE SERVICE. WITH THAT, AN ELDERLY MAN STEPPED UP TO THE PULPIT AND BEGAN TO SPEAK. "A FATHER, HIS SON, AND A FRIEND OF HIS SON WERE SAILING OFF THE PACIFIC COAST ," HE BEGAN. "WHEN A FAST APPROACHING STORM BLOCKED ANY ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE SHORE. THE WAVES WERE SO HIGH, THAT EVEN THOUGH THE FATHER WAS AN EXPERIENCED SAILOR, HE COULD NOT KEEP THE BOAT UPRIGHT AND THE THREE WERE SWEPT INTO THE OCEAN AS THE BOAT CAPSIZED." THE OLD MAN HESITATED FOR A MOMENT, MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH TWO TEE

I Am The Human Mind...
I am the Human Mind... I exist, yet no one knows of me. I have a personality, yet there is nothing there. I strive to find solutions, yet I don't know the problems. I recognize everything around me, yet I haven't seen anything. I can hear, yet I don't know what I am hearing. I accompany, yet i am alone. I arrive, yet I am never there. I believe, yet I have many doubts. I cry, yet there are no tears. I draw, yet the paper stays blank. I move, yet I am immovable. I feel, yet I have never touched. I offer, yet I have nothing. I am unexplainable, yet people deal with me every day. I am the Human Mind. By: Lucky to be Irish

One Minute
Give me one min with you and you to make you forget the drama you have and the tears you have spent... give me one min with you to make you forget the love that was lost and the time that was sent, one min, is all that i ask one min to be blissful at last, after one min if your dream did not come true, after the one min i would walk away and be through...One min is all that i ask one min with you would last, for years...

It's Over Again
I guess it's all over again, for the final time in this old dragon's life. I gave up everything that I had for someone I care very deeply about. Now I cry myself to sleep at nights because she is not here. I pray to God everyday to just end this torture and misery because she is not here. I constantly think that meybe my brother had the right idea when he blew his chest out because she is not here. When she is here, I feel invisible. I feel angry when others touch her and I cannot. All I ever wanted in this sorry life was to be happy, and I thought I would be here. I will never be happy again because she is not here......

I Love Beer
I love beer, other than the hiccups it seems to bring. I can quickly drink a few and feel fantastic! What I hate a about beer- Getting carded.... I was in Giant Eagle... i no sooner set it down than the bitchy cashier said "I am going to need to see some ID... I put her in her place. I told her she could have waited two seconds for me to set all my stuff down. Yes, I know I look young... but since I know that...let me give you my damn ID.. .don't demand it b4 I have a chance to get it out! I have a feeling she'll remember me from now on. hell, I graduated ahead of half the ppl there... Anywho... Back to Love of beer It makes me happy...unfortunately, it also makes me fat so after this 12 pack,. I am retiring except for special occasions. Its a safe place where all makes sense... Dont hate!

Nature, Love And Sex
Nature, love and sex Nature is the world, untouched by people. The world outside the perimeter of human culture, the world as it was before we started altering it. And our sexuality is a piece of that nature residing within us. The lower stratum, the primitive impulses that fuel all the higher levers of the mind. (not my discerning)

The Weekend
Ok so Friday was well the start of a wonderful weekend... Worked a normal day... And then went shopping.. You know the local "toy" store. Well nothing really jumped out at me .. came home and spent a wonderful evening with my wonderful husband. Do we always see eye to eye but when we do watch out cause there will be a spark somewhere and well Friday night lets just say it was a warm night. I feel so close to him.. He is my world

The Trueth
How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You Have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) . We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .

Ramblings Of A Pissed Of Chick!!
So, you live your life and meet that "perfect" someone. To find out that he plays the game well. The only thing he does not realize is I play it so much better! It's funny how men (and I suppose woman too) think they can pull something over on you. The internet helps them with being the dishonest person that they really are. And they don't realize that the trail is there to be found. No matter how hard they try to get rid of it. But, you just have to know where to look. Play the games you want to play because they will not affect me any longer. I am better then that and I will get by without a lying cheating dick like you. It may take some time but, hay I've been single before and loved it so I know I can do it again. So while your sitting there in your dark lonely world remember that you made the mistake of lying not me and You're the one that choose not to have reality at your side!! And If your reading this as I am sure you are it is about you!!

I Am An Eagle
I am an Eagle, I work best alone. I sit on a perch waiting and watching silently. When I see something that interests me, I swoop swiftly. I have no conception of fear, but I install it into my prey. They can't hear or see me until it's too late. I have great will and determination. I like to fly higher than anyone else. I try to break limits set by others. While I fly by myself I have time to think, Then I fall back down to earth. I have great eye site and can see things others can't, this gives me a great advantage. I see things in the distance and prepare for them. I am an Eagle By: Lucky to be Irish

I Am An Actor
I am... I am an Actor, Strong and Bold. I am an Actor, Silent yet Loud. I am an Actor, The stage is my home. I am an Actor, Lines blocking and Scripts. I am an Actor, Characters make me who I am. I am an Actor. Yet I know not who I am! By: Lucky to be Irish

Hummm
.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one

Where Are You....?..?
Am sorry if some of you have to hear me wail in a bit...the thing is where the one or two female i could ever think of hey am not stressing out or worrying about the time ... hey am not worrying about how old ill be getting but hey... for some reason there are so many female on this world not one would be willing to just open the mind of her heart to give a guy a chance.. i wonder why this days could u ever tell me... am i missing something... here... am not real person with real mental to use.. bright mind great heart that fill with full of expression... hmmm what could i be missing... am i ugly or a freak.. hmm what could it be... help me out here... hey i don't believe in drama trust me on that... what more could a female want... give me some clue or suggestion...

Test
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of m

Standing At The Door
Standing at the door, dog tags in hand. About to tell a loved one about their loss. Thinking of how it could have been me. Wondering how they will react. Reaching up with heavy hand, I knock on the door. Waiting nervously, I prepare myself for what's to come. Wishing anxiously someone else had come. Wanting desperately not to have to deliver such news. He gave his life for this country that he loved. Dying so suddenly without warning. He never got to say "Goodbye, my love." Sadly thinking how to treat the wounds I'm sure to inflict. Praying for peace and getting only a saddened heart. The only tribute I can give is this poem. His memory will never fade from my mind. His lust for life never replaced. His joy in his family and his friends, never forgotten. He will live on 'till the end of time. He is one of us, the unforgotten vet.

I Hate U
Ive been wondering whats eating at your head? The cheap way you handle things, the slander that you spread. Making misery is the way you spend your time. I think its safe to say when it comes to truth youre blind Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life, gotta get a life. This is my life The faces that you show have everyone concerned. But if they turn their backs to you, trust in you, Theyll learn. Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get a life, gotta get a life. This is my life Whatever happened is over now for you. With you theres nothing, that you wouldnt do. Nothing you wouldnt do. Now its time to get a life, you gotta get

Whole New Me...
So im over getting dumbed my jackass. Looks like im leaving Arizona next Tuesday morning. Unfortuntly the ex is being an ass about getting the rest of my stuff. He was fine until he found out I was leaving now hes being a jerk. I haved decided to turn Bi. Yeah we will see how well this works out. I wanna dye my hair jet black and put cherry red highlights in but I was told that black is hard to get out of your hair. Thinking about getting my nose pierced but dont know if I can go through with that. I finally found a tattoo I want but it will probably be another couple of months before I get it. So if your thinking about getting a tattoo wait and we will get it done together:) I need to loose about about 15 pounds and I will be happy with myself. Going to try and hang out with people more when I get back to Tennessee. Well im traveling back by bus. Two day journey, so if you get bored next Tuesday and Wednesday give me a call. If you dont have my then send me a message and I will give i

If You Can't Respect The U.s. Military----drop Dead!!
Military Pay is too high?? Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20.

If I Knew
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare and extra minute to stop and say; "I Love You!" instead of assuming you KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let this one just slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an over site, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I Love You!" and certainly another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But just in case I might b

Justice Is Served...
When I was just a boy about the age of 7 or 8 When me and 2 of my male cousins started spending the weekends over at my grandfather's cottage. Who would have guessed that my grandfather would turn out to be a child molester with a thing for little boys? I won't go into details but I will say that it happened almost every weekend for several months and he would bribe us to keep us quiet. After all, what child would think that their parent or grandparent would ever do anything bad to them? Well as one would expect, the scars have lingered for many years since then, but that old man did spend a few years in prison. He plea bargained and didn't serve the full sentence. When he came back my grandfather was not a changed man nor did he show any sign of regret for what he had done in those years prior. In fact not long after he got back he started buying drugs and alcohol for my cousin who did not need them nor could he handle them. They both saw me as a narc and and resented my presense e

Start Tinking....
Just wait until u read this one .. lmao you all better be prepared for what your about to read.. I am not responsible for any thing that is spit out your mouth while reading this.. so be forewarned.... ha! READ ON .... THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BE

The Storm
The Virgin drops fall gently against my vulnerable sculpture, bringing a wave of tranquility that laps against my soul. As the hands of the piercing wind claws like a wild banshee through the voluminous ebony clouds, tears of anger sting the face of the black sponge waiting below in thirst. The fire of heaven slits through the night sky in a thin line of destruction, and briefly lights what should be dark. As the grumble sounds, there are no signs of what passed in the night except for the freshness that lingers behind. By: Lucky to be Irish

"set Me Free"
SET ME FREE Light a candle, Set me free, release the pain inside of me. Replace this sadness on my face, your love will fill the hollow space. Open up for ALL to see, Pleeease--Don't let go of me. Trapped and lost within my walls, tear them down, my savior calls. Filling in my every need, light the way for me to see. Make me whole as once i was, spin a web of undying love. Exsisting for your eyes to see, Light a candle, Set me free!

Love Life
Waz up my friends, Well today my boyfriend and i were at fred meyer. we were getting out of the car and i made a comment about how sence he was going to the jewlery department to get his new watch sized down, he could get my engagment ring. well i was being totally sarcastic and the way i said it you could tell that i was. well twenty mins later he comes walking up to my friend and i and asked me to look at this one purse (i was looking for a purse to find) and i told him that i wasnt interested in that purse. well he then said well it comes with goodies, so i took the purse to look inside it and there was a jewlery box. so i open up the box, then there was a ring box inside the jewlery box. well i open up the ring box and he asked the question will you marry me. right there in the womens clothing section of fred meyer. it is a really pretty big ruby with a diamond on each side. (i didnt want a diamond for an engagment ring because it wouldnt match my promise ring, becaus

Mumm's
Ok so I was looking through the different MUMM's tonight and noticed how rude people are on the comments No, it is not always so simple you can use 5 words sometimes you nee to say it all it's just silly if you think its to long for you small brain to comprehend then don’t read it skip it go to something smaller and easier instead of putting some stupid comment and making a fool out of your self

One Friday
Crimson the blood on the hands of the Saviour Ebony the sky is midnight yet it is day Paradox God? Man? Mangod power to create the universe; limitless Drained drained to a last few grasps for breath, a few final words spoken the journey through humanity now complete. Many see, but how many see God? So few understand what goes on here... soldiers clad in armor specked with blood callously cast lots below this man. Do they understand? NO! But for one, a piece of wood enters into the limitless void of history as the symbol that cannot... "Surely this man was..." By: Lucky to be Irish

Lucky Me!
Just wanted to say to those out there that think that love is something that doesn't really exsist or that it is a wasted emotion, there really is someone out there for you. I have been through hell and back and when I finally got my divorce from Satan a few years back, the last thing on earth I was searching for was a man! After all the lies and cheating ( I was introduced to his girlfriend as "ummmm, who the fuck are you again? Oh yeah, my old ball and chain.) I never thought about getting into another relationship. I had gone through 12 years of the worst hell I ever thought imaginable. At first I stayed because of my insecurities, thinking that he had to be the one and no one else could love me (as I was told on a daily basis). Then I stayed for the kids (they make a great pawn for a desperate man to use when you have had enough of their BS). Then FINALLY the light bulb went off and out the door I went. When I wasn't looking for love and when I just knew with all of me that love w

About Me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Bones Birthday: 2-1-1971 Birthplace: mt pleasant pa Current Location: scottdale pa Eye Color: blue /grey Hair Color: brownish with a tint of red Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: hungarian/romanian n a few other things The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes Your Weakness: women with southern accents or any kind of accent lol i melt Your Fears: rats n bats Your Perfect Pizza: meat lovers pan from pizza hut Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: enjoy the fall season Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tongue smiley Thoughts First Waking Up: oh fuck not again Your Best Physical Feature: my ass so ive been told Your Bedtime: normally by midnite Your Most Missed Memory: hangin with my gram Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: both but BK fries suck nuts Single or Group Dates: date whats that? Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino

Contest's
I WANNA LICK UZ ALLLLL OVAAAA SO COME AND VOTEZ FUR ME K? (y):D I'M IN THE "CUTEST CRITTER" CONTEST. CAN YOU BELIEVES THEY CALL ME A CRITTER!?!?!? I IZ A COOL CAT!!! COME BY AND SHOW ME SOME LUVZ PWEAZE? :D I WANTS TO WIN THIS FOR MY SUPER COOL MOM JUJU SHE ROKZ AND I LUZ HER SOOOO MUCHEZ!! LOVZ, ME! BUGGIE! C@TZR0OULZ!

Blah
well who would of thought. Spend 2 months with someone and totally get attached to having them next to you at night. Its such a comforting feeling to know that there is one person out there that can comfort you. But you never realize what you lost till its gone. Ya everything in life Doesnt go the way you want it to or plan it, Life changes so does the needs of others. You realize what someone needs or wants once its to late or gone. Odd as it seems this person prolly doesnt realize how much she ment to me. She has always been there as a friend since day one. I dropped everything for her. I did everything to make her happy. Well so i thought... Why does a broken heart feel so bad? I can send aimless amounts of messages to her and im sure she will never know how much i loved her even tho we only spent a couple months together. I guess as they say "You never know what your missing till its gone", Which now i see how true it is. Im so confused i havent a clue what to do or to say to her n

Sex Game
This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly!

Needing/giving Advice
Good Morning Everyone, I hope all is going well. Some of you here are still in bed sleeping or being late afternoon and some early evening, well here with me in Nova Scotia, Canada it is early morning, 7:12 am to be exact and my daughter is due to get up anytime between 7:30 am - 8:30 am, she now has a routine, going to bed at 9 pm and waking up between the hour's i just mentioned. I see i got a little side tracked but now i'll get into it. The reason i am writing this blog is because i need some help and or advice. My 4 year old is studdering, she has for about a year and a half now and at first i payed no attention to it because it was only 1 word and now it is every other word and when she get's excitied or upset it is really bad, she tried to say "Look" and it took her 15 min's to get that out. I have tried to tell her to take a deep breath before she spoke, i have told her to calm down and go sit down and just be silent, this way it will help her to get it out, when sh

Sex Scopes!
JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway

Anything Goes Contest No Nsfw
This is called an anything contest cause anything goes except NSFW pics. Prizes will be given for the top 3 that have most comments there will also be given a trophy for the 1 person that gets the most ratings. First prize for the most comments will be a diamond ring or a mens ring. Second prize for the most comments will be diamond earrings. Third prize for the most comments will be romantic dinner. Whom ever gets the most ratings will get a romantic dinner. This contest will start if i get 20 or more people it will be a 2 week contest. The contest will begin September 24th and will run through Oct. 12th. Again there is no NSFW pics allowed but you can enter anything else that you want to enter. Hope to see you in the contest and good luck to all that run..... Thanks Your Baby Girl

Friends
We sit and we type, And we stare at our screens; We all have to wonder What this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, Through the rooms in a maze; Looking for something or someone, As we sit in a daze. We chat with each other; We type all our woes; Small groups we do form, And gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody To type out our name; We want recognition, But it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, And sometimes flirt; In PMs (IMs) we chat deeply, And reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - Yet why, we don't know; But some of these friendships Will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, We can be so bold? Telling our secrets That have never been told. Why is it we share The thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, As though we were blind? The answer is simple; It's as clear as a bell. We all have our problems And need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, But tell someone we must; So we turn to the compute

Just Me...
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

!!!**wanted**!!! Read Me!
Wanted STAFF!!! For Click Me To Access In Need of the Following Staff : - DJ's - Bartenders - Pole Dancers - Managers.. If you are up to the task & Wanna have a ton of fun please contact ME : OºTîK£îÑ Ú® G-§ÞØTºO *** We are Also in the Process of Taking on Another lounge.. So Please If Interested please Contact Me *** **This is my First Blog- I do Graphix & Code skins & lounges for other members if you would like something done..please let me know.**

Towards Ultimate Happiness
Compassion is the source of our happiness in life. Without loving kindness and compassion, there is no peace or happiness in the family, the society, the country or the world. Compassion is also the source of a healthy mind and a healthy body.PractiCing compassion means Not harming others but only helping them, and helping others is the cause of our own success. If we are loving and compassionate, we make our life worthwhile by bringing happiness to others. Seeing others happy, should make us happy...Compassion makes everyone our friend. If we lack compassion, we have difficulty finding friends, and when we do manage to find some, sooner or later they will become our enemies. Even the members of our family can become our enemies.Without compassion, life is really miserable. People who are only concern about themselves and whose heart are empty of affection and compassion for others have no real peace or happiness. It brings loneliness, depression and many other problems.If we don't hav

~odin~dls~god~
odin is my best friend and an all around nice guy if you need someone to talk to hes there for you and hes a hawtie too :P. So add him,rate him,crush him,fan him. Hes a baseball player and a college student who loves makin friends so plz add him.Love you all ~katt~

Off The Subject
I had my nephews Stay at my house over the Labor day week end and I was trying to give them my wisdom....................................... Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see I told the boys as I pointed to a female guest at our party. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more

Mmmmm Yummy Pictures
I have some new pics that are marked for family only.... they are sexually explicit.. NO, its not parts of my body, but me doing something to parts of a mans body! *yummy* If you want to see them message me so I can add you to my family! xoxox

Best Break Up Letter!~
Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral !!! JJJJ A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Never Go---
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366

This Is The Maid--
A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man. The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the woman of the house." The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" The woman replies, "She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband." The guy is fuming and says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 50,000?" The maid asks, "What will I have to do?" The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the Bitch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?" The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool." Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool." A long pause and the man asks, "Oops..! Is th

Football! Go Jags!
WOW! I just found out that My Jacksonville Jaguars Released Byron Leftwhich. David Garrard has been out performing him and Del Rio says felt that Leftwhich was lying to him about his injuries. That is just dumb. OF COURSE he was lying about how bad they were. That was evident by his play after returning last season. Why would he say, no coach I think I need to sit on the bench and lose my starting position to the guy who has been doing a wonderful job while I'm out. Leftwhich's contract is up the end of this year anyway and he has already stated that he would be leaving Jacksonville. I am only a little bitter than I have an unopened Leftwhich Jersey never to be worn now. I guess it can go next to the Brunell Jersey soon to be followed with Garrard. :) Only jersey I am proud of at the moment is Jimmy Smith. Prior to this event I was concered that Jacksonville's quarterback problem was going to hinder us during the season (that's right I said US, because I am obsessed like th

Women Beware!!
TO ALL WOMEN!! MUST READ!! Body: ALL LADIES NEED TO READ THIS!!!!! A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a pater

Outside Looking In
I'm on the outside looking in, at people laughing, joking and having fun. Why must I always be on the outside looking in? I'm on the outside looking in, a mile wide gulf separates me from them. Tears fill my eyes, and all I see is I'm on the outside looking in. I'm on the outside looking in, aching so badly to be in there happy and accepted for who I am, perhaps they would accept me. Only I'm on the outside looking in. I'm on the outside looking in, hating them but yet I want to be their friend. Will they look my way? Will my pain ever end? Or will I stay on the outside looking in? Will the day ever come where I will be one of them on the inside looking out? Lending a hand or helping others and just being a friend to those who are still on the outside looking in? How I long to be on the inside looking out, it's cold, dark and lonely out here...will you let me in? Or will I still be on the outside looking in? By: Lucky to be Irish This poem was written a

Evolution Joke
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss. LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yesssssss. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No. LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have o

Cleaning Up
Im going to be cleaning up my friends list for those who do not reciprocate with ratings. I guess since you dont rate me it will be pretty much a mutual thing. Im not going to rate people if you can't spend a little time and rate back. More then likely you won't be reading this blog either LMAO

I Am A Light...
I am a light. I am bright when others are dark and gloomy. I am warm when others are cold and shy. I shine from within and I am seen by everyone. I don't flicker or change from person to person. My true colors are easy to find. I leave warmth and light with everyone I meet. I will never be dark...I am a light! By: Lucky to be Irish

Bar Hopping In A Stolen Hearse
NEWS: Men stole hearse for pub crawl Two South African men have been arrested for going on a drinking spree in a stolen hearse with a body in the back. The men were caught in Soweto after the hearse ran out of petrol, reports the BBC. They had asked three women they had met at a drinking den to help push the hearse, but the women told the police. The hearse's driver told The Sowetan newspaper he was shocked at the theft. Siphiwo Mkhize said he had parked the hearse outside his house while he went inside to get money to buy fuel. "It is a shocking thing to realise there are people who could steal a hearse with a dead person inside," he said. "Going shebeen-hopping with a corpse takes the cake. What kind of people are these?" John Dlomo from the Community Policing Forum in the township of Soweto said the men appeared to be drunk when they were arrested. Home - News - Entertainment - Sport - Business Copyright © 2007 Ananova Ltd Stamp this one "COOL!" oh

Middle School???
I have had the honor of making quite a few friends on here and I wouldn't trade you for anything. Some of you get along and some can't stand each other for reasons I do not comprehend as this is an entertainment website and is not real life. I will say I do not get involved in the drama, nor do I talk shit about any of you to any of my other friends. That being said...I want to ask a favor...PLEASE STOP WITH THE BASHING BULLETINS. If you don't like someone so be it...send em weeds, block em or whatever...but please leave that crap out of the bulletins...It is getting to the point where that is all there is...People airing out their dirty online fantasy laundry about people they probably will never meet. It is just frustrating folks. Most of us on here like to have a good time and enjoy having fun and joking around. We also left Junior High School a long time ago. I know life was simpler then, no adult worries or responsibilities..but that still is no excuse for allowing our behaviors t

Midnight Whispers
Silence in the night. Midnight whispers in the moon. Gentle caress of the blowing summer evening wind. Sensual kiss gliding across the lips from the north star. A breathless moment. A skipping beat of the heart. A twinge just under the skin of the toes. A rushing release of pure excitment. A fleeting moment in time Passion, heat, love, lust. excitment. Pleasure, upon pleasure, time and time again. Soft expression of a lusting moment. Sweet love and a gentle caress. A perfect moment in time. Shivering with antispation. Waiting for that first touch, the first kiss. The fist moment of acceptances. To be a part of the silences and to hear the whispers, to taste the kiss. To gasp for air to feel the heart skip that beat. Then the moment ends and you long for it to come again. Aching to feel it again. Needind to feel it again and again. Those midnight whisperers in the dark

My Depression
What Am I: As the cold steel of the blade digs deeper and deeper into my skin and releases the pain held within i close my eyes as all the life flows from my body and everything goes numb. What is this feelin that has come over me is it pain, no, it doesnt hurt anymore i have been released from all the pain of life. I am finally free from the pain in my heart no longer burdened by love only filled with hate. and as i regain control of myself i know that all i have left is hate. A hate for all life. I no longer have feelins in my heart it is as cold as ice and as hard as stone unable to be moved by anything except the pain of others. I have finally found my role in life i am satisfied with what i do now. but there is still that feelin of emptyness but it doesnt burden me anymore i am finally at peace with what i am. but i have yet to figure out what exactly that is yet. but i will before to long. all i know is that i live in the shadows lurkin through them waitin for the moment to s

Try This For Fun Lol
Your Vibe Is Somewhat Sexy On a good day, you're the sexiest woman in the world But on a bad day, you can't help but feel a little average Try to remember the times you've felt the sexiest... And keep that attitude even on the worst of daysWhat Kind of Sexy Girl Vibe Do You Have?

I Need Your Help Everyone!
I am a Manager at Hell Spawn Radio and I am looking for new ideas on how to improve our lounge. So what better way to get thoughts then to ask you the lounge members and our friends what we can do to try and accommodate everyone and their tastes. So I would like you as my friends and family to give me ideas.. If you don't feel comfortable leaving a comment then send it to my inbox. I have a few ideas that I am going to throw out there. Feel free to elaborate on these things. I am really excited to see what all of you have to say on the matters. What makes a good lounge? What do you look for when looking for a lounge? What draws you in? Is it the music? The people?

Mr Sensitive
As I look at you I see many things. First, I see what looks back at me. I see the eyes, the color of the clear blue sea. They are big enough to get lost in. Next, I see the smile that greets me when I'm down and it is big enough to brighten up anyones day. I see a strong figure outlined with broad shoulders, that shows strength and determination. I see the hands that have virility, but also posses a sensitive touch. As I speak to you I see many things. Not only do I see your love for the Lord, but I see the great friend you are to me. I see intelligence in your advice and in your ways of friendship. When I sit next to you and listen to you speak, you send off a voice of sensitivity and understanding. As I think about you, I know many things. Your big heart and sensitive touch helps me to see what Jesus was like. Thank you for your time and love Grandpa. I look up to you in many ways. To me, you are Mr. Sensitive By: Lucky to be Irish This w

Recruits Needed
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When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my first picture on the refrigerator and I wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a stray cat and I thought it was kind to be good to animals. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my favorite cake just for me and I knew that little things are special things. When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a prayer and I believed there is a God I could always talk to. When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me goodnight and I felt Loved. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes I learned that sometimes things hurt but it's alright to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked...and wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking. By: Author Unknown

Ocean Wave
She rolls over the ocean's surface with ease and gentleness. Her powerful force let's her glide upon the shore, and dampen the feet of those passing by. She let's out her anger by crashing against the sides of boats and against the rocky shores. She shows her generosity by carrying the surfers high above and letting the curious people swim with her ripples. This is an ocean waves beauty. She can be calm and peaceful, like a bird soaring through the sky. And just like that she can become harsh and bitter, like a tiger killing it's prey. She howls in the silent night as the moon reflects upon her shimmery surface. During the noisy days commotion she is silent and her persistent movement is inspired by many. She can be roaring one minute and completely bitter the next. This is an ocean waves mystery. By: Lucky to be Irish

I Just Noticed Something That Definitely Disturbs Me!
Ok, I was in somebody's stash and found Nazi flags and symbols and considering the fact that I'm part German, I sure as hell don't go for Nazism or any other form of racism at all, not KKK and definitely not Nazism like in the days of Adolph Hitler and that, so I am going to be dropping people off of my list that has anything involving the KKK or Nazism because that's just ridiculous, yes I did click on one Nazi flag and hit thumbs up on it only because the damn flag was so small but when I clicked to the next one and seen what it looked like I wasn't very pleased at all, so from here on out, I see that and that person WILL be dropped off of my list because I'm not in favor of it, now or later or anytime in my life or on here, no way, no how, that's just bull to me, that's like hating any other person's ethnic background and I don't not until you've done something to me that warrants me to dislike or hate someone, PERIOD!

Cleaned Friends List
Well I deleted about 50 from my friends list today. Here is a list why: 1.They never rate my pics 2.They never comment me even when I leave them comments. 3.They never send me gifts. 4.They never bothered to get to know me at all! What is the point of adding someone to your friends list if they never bother with you at all?Is it just to see how many friends you can get?. I enjoy leveling up but I am more about meeting REAL people on here. So if I add you to my friends list have the respect to leave me a comment once in awhile just so I know you appreciate being on my list. I always enjoy leaving comments especially naughty ones lol.

Because He Came
Because He Came we can live in Glory! Is there any greater friend who would lay down their life for their friends? He paid our price, how can we repay him? Because He Came we can be Forgiven. Because He came we can be free from all sin. He died on the cross for us so we can live complete. He shed His blood and bought us with His everlasting love. Because He Came, we can love one another. Because He Came, we can be united as one. Because He Came, we all can live in Glory! Because He Came... By: Lucky to be Irish This poem I wrote when I was in 9th grade and I won a poetry contest for the "The National Library of Poetry." They published it in their Millennium Edition.

I Am The Sun
I rise every morning, I set every night. Even when I am sad I try to stay bright. I am often overlooked, I seldom get praised. I am often taken for granted but, the next morning I will rise again. I seem very near, but I am actually quite far. I want to have close friends, but I am only one lonely star. I am the sun... By Lucky to be Irish

Fireman
Sometimes when I'm at work, in the middle of the day, I go into the men's room and pull my pants all the way down to my ankles. Then I hike up my shirt all the way to my neck, and tuck it under my chin, so that I'm completely naked from neck to ankle. Then I stand about five feet back from the urinals and raise both hands over my head, and pee freehand while making fire-engine noises at the top of my lungs.

The Intruder
So, this dude tried to break into my home last night through the window at 2am. I waited paitently for him to climb through while I sat there with a folding steel chair in hand. After he got half-way through I went "Mick Foley" on his head. I thought I knocked him out, but apparently I watch too much wrestling on TV. He got back up, then I gave him 10 more slams on the head and called the cops to haul out the twitching body. The story gets stranger: On his possession upon further investigation was: - 8 track tape (unlabeled) - Flashlight (without batteries) - Half eaten box of Fig Newtons - Measuring tape - Instructions to "Monopoly" So, I ask you, what was he up to?

Contest
heres the latest news with the contest im in... lil devil: total = 34,910 J-Roxx: total = 34,706 as you can see im still in second, but im giving ol' girl a run for her money! thanks for all the love, and help ive recieved! wow i owe you guys big time, and i plan on paying up when this is done!!! love you guys!!!!!!!! for any who havent...PLEASE go rate this photo. :) its worth 5 points and it only takes a second...please help me!!!!! CLICK HERE TO VOTE (rate and comment) thanks again guys for all your help :D **muahs** ((hugs))

Love
How do you fall in love with some one that you never seen face to face? I mean It amazes me on how much I care about someone but never seen him. I do love him & I do care about him. I plan on going to visit him,but how does it happen? I am very happy it did. BUT HOW????

Friendship Is A Flame
Friendship is a Flame I live forever under rain, Someday I hope to find, A place where there is no rain, but this place is only in my mind. We found our friendship in pain, A friendship not very complicated, Created a kingdom where heartache, would never reign. If you give friendship a chance my friend, You'd see how friendship can be, The warmth friends feel in their hearts, Can never be lost from you and me. Friendship is an eternal flame, that only God can blow away, So in my heart I hope our friendship shall always stay. By: Lucky to be Irish

Tangled Like Grape Vines
Tangled Like Grape Vines In the beginning it seemed so unreal--so distant But now I think about it, Intriguing my mind and fluttering my heart past the ability to comprehend or resist. I want to be with you, I want to wake each morning Tangled like grape vines. Comforted by your assurance, Seduced by the rage we hold in our hearts I want to love you. Shaving you so carefully, Mending your wounds, Caressing you at night Watching you sleep and wondering How many dawns will there be Tangled like grape vines. By: Lucky to be Irish

For Dream Catcher
What you are about to read, is for a very dear person to one of my dear friends. Please copy and paste into your own blogs and bulletins. You are needed by so many You are charrished by so many You are the Light in the Darkness And the Darkness in the Light Without you this world is bleak Without you we would be amiss Without you we would give up Without you all hope is lost You bring us a new day You bring us a new hope You bring us a new Light When we need it the most Without you we would be nothing So you must realize this above all You are needed by us all For you give us our everything All my Love, Prayers and Support goes out to you Dream Catcher You need to come back to us. Your Daughter needs you, your Family needs you, your Friends need you.

Courage
Courage The burst of cold air blew me off track, I couldn't keep going but I couldn't look back. I knew if I gave in, I'd regret it forever, I had to hold my head high and couldn't say never. Fear gripped my soul, and stalled me from going, But I looked through my troubles not one time slowing. In the end my hard work won't do me wrong, I just need to fit the pieces, put things where they belong. Some say I'm a hero, but I'm just doing what's right, Never let down, you'll eventually win your fight. By: Lucky to be Irish

The Lady Of Mystery
The Lady of Mystery When I discovered a light of the hidden secret, Down dark deep passages of ageless years; Through the dim hallway while spiritedly I flew There stood that ghostly figure of silky white blue. Eagerly I followed back through the old days of yore Through lost eras of horror driven fears; To whence I would lose sight, but always pursued That phantomish lovely lady of pale pink blue. Turned centuries she beckoned that to her I fly, To immerse myself through the dark narrow way; To approach with thunder, this azure mystery And endlessly to see this chariot of secrets to be! By: Lucky to be Irish

From No Where !!!!
from in my shadow i can see the world and in my shadow i am alone but then i feel it the slow caress of a hand upon my face the gentle clawing of my soul the darkness closes in around us and at the moment of heaven she is gone!!!! all that is left is the smell of her upon me and the flashing moments in my head haunting me like the voice in my head we are all one winged angel alone we fall together we fly !!! zombi

Got Nuked?
I've cleaned out about 20 dead friends from my list which isn't too bad. Most of the people here are cool and return the rates. I even had one person ban me off their list because I mentioned that the webcam needed tweaking that was being used to take pics with because it was grainy and out of focus. I guess when I didnt offer to buy her a webcam like she asked she didnt like that...fuckem. I rated about 800 or 900 of her pics and got promises of rates on mine and never got them. Im no ones slave or buttboy either.

An Apology To My Fubar Friends
Hey guys, i just wanted to take the opportunity to say, sorry i haven't been the most attentive FUBAR friend (or any other kind of friend) lately....i have told a few of you already that i recently learned that my 16 yr old daughter is having a baby, making me a grandmother at the ripe old age of 38.....the shock is just finally wearing off....i have told very few people in my family..so for those family members on here (BUB, Jess, Joani and Joelle) please dont let it get out there yet..(I haven't told DAD and those who truly know me knows why) please just bear with me for awhile till i can get my bearings and get our lives ready for our new addition. My daughter may have made some seriously misguided choices, but i love her sooooooooo much and i refuse to allow her to feel like a pariah and miserable....she is loved and i plan to make sure she knows that...so if you want to bitch at her...GO AWAY...i have already said everything there is to say and we have c ome to terms with what lie

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Anybody Else?
so anybody else have one of those weeks where it seems like its way too much to hold in your hand so you put some in your pocket and you lose control of all of it? its like you're in a race above your league, but you push yourself to keep up... or when you know you're gonna drown sooner or later but you still keep paddling water? why is it human nature to keep yourself going? when it sometimes feels like its a useless effort... well, i'm having one of those months... anybody else?

My Poem
The Dream I thought of my love as I slept last night, she's so far away and I wanna hold her tight I wondered if she thought of me just the same, to dream of me, whisper and call out my name, I travelled to her and to my surprise, I saw her staring right into my eyes A picture of me she held it near, and on her face I could see the tears I had to go back to the place I lay and hope that night would soon turn to day When morning came my love I did call, I ran to the phone that was placed on the wall My heart raced, I dialed, the phone started to ring, an answer, "Hello" her voice did sing I came to you my love as I layed and I slept, "I know" she said and apologized, "there was something I kept" "It's something I'll keep with me and cherish so dear, your heart now I have so your love will be near" We cried, then silence, she said "now what do we do, for I know the love shared between me and you" I said "keep it my love, cuz soon I'll return, but don't give it back cuz there's

I Like This Test...
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Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provide! d a vis ual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided

Wet Pants
WET PANTS Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.' He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the bo

I'm Sorry!
Fubar people's! Sorry i haven't been on lately; i'm on it once in awhile & same as myspacing. Online stuff get's boring...it's like i don't have a life; even more boring. I have real family & friends on myspace that i can actually contact with. I bet this isn't really interesting to you; but you some day will notice how boring it can be to be on a computer chattin when you could be out doin something else. Anyway, there you have it. DUECE...

In The Blink Of And Eye
As I walked down the street I felt something, it was as if somebody or something had touched me on my shoulders as if to guide me in some way. But as I quickly turned around there wasn't anybody there! But I could have sworn I felt something on my shoulder. I kept telling myself it was nothing, but I knew in the deepest darkest part of my mind that something had touched me on my shoulder and that something...no telling good or bad was going to happen. As I proceeded on my way, I felt something on the bottom of my feet. But, I knew it wasn't anybody and I told myself that it was only my imagination. But, was it really? The sky began to cloud over. I then I heard a whisper in my ear, I don't know what it was but it told me to get down on my knees and pray. And so that is exactly what I proceeded to do. I heard another whisper in my ear, to pray for my life because just around the corner, if I didn't watch my step death was waiting to capture me. What did thi

My Poem For My Kids
MY KIDS When I play with my son, Happiness has just begun. He laughs and asks me questions like, Can you help me ride my bike? It makes me smile to know that he, Has so much love for me. Then there is my little girl, When she smiles it makes my world, Better then it’s ever been, Not just my daughter, she’s my friend. Happy as a child can be, And I feel her love for me. My kids are my whole world you see, They both mean everything to me. I pray that when I do get old, My kids will hear my stories told. Bout how much I love them so, And how far that I would go. Just to see there smiles so big, Makes me want to do a jig. Dancing like a little fool, But my kids think that it’s cool. When I can just play with them, My love, my life, my little gems. Life is great when I’m with them, Not just my kids, there my best friends.

911
PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have over two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11

Back From Vacation
I am back from a well needed rest, "End of the Summer vacation." I will get back to all those that have left comments and mail real soon. I hope everyone have a great and safe Labor Day weekend. Hugs to all my friends and family. Gegi

A Memorial To Troy Culler
Troy will be missed, that will not go away. But, we know where he is because his faith did not sway. Many cared and loved him as a great brother. Every one knew he couldn't be loved any more by his father and mother. Troy was a dedicated Christian, husband and father to name a few. But, amongst his busy schedule you could always find him on Sundays in a pew. There are countless big and small things he accomplished, often attaining goals and dreams he wished. He used his brain for doing the homes finances, and helped many children sometimes taking chances. He was definitely a devout Kansas City fan; whether decorating his office, or sitting at a game getting a tan. He helped kids learn how to throw, hit and catch a ball, and offered a warm hug after a bad fall. He taught his boys lessons and important things. They thought he could do everything, or maybe had hidden wings. Certainly forgotten he will not be, for he lives on in Taylor and T.C. By: Lucky t

From The Desk Of Roy
for the few of you that have went bat chit this last week over my default pictures not being me. Or your the ass monkey who went through and marked damn near ever photo that wasnt boring nsfw. Get the hell over it. The girl with the bouncing boobies is a joke and will end when the two blast i have end. They kind of go hand in hand with the joke. Now that we got that out of the way. It has amazed me during my time here the things that get marked nsfw and the ones that just slide on by. I dont have a problem with the slide on by stuff. I say let it all hang out for the world to see. As long your prime pic and default folder passes the bouncers everything in the other folder is fair game. My personal feeling is that your prime picture no matter what you use should be in your default. this is the one folder that we all understand is meant for "non NSFW" pics. past that its "VBW" Viewer Be Warned. Or "EAYOR" Enter at your own risk. Hell I don't care what you call it. I would like t

Where To Have Fun
ANY ONE INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR LEAGUE IT IS ONLY 4 EASY STEPS. 1. GO TO GO SITE: www.myleague.com/blueheaven AND SAVE IT TO UR FAVORITES 2. CLICK ON GETTING STARTED, THEN FREE SIGN UP, USE SAME LADDER NAME AS YOU USE IN THIS ROOM. 3. CHECK ALL BOXES FOR MAXIMUM BUXES TO PLAY IN TOURS 4. CHECK EMAIL...ALSO JUNK/BULK MAIL...FOR ACTIVATION CODE, PUT IT IN AND THAT'S IT. THEN COME BACK IN THIS ROOM AND WE WILL HELP YOU JUMP INTO TOURS. ANY ?'S AT ALL, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK, WE WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU IN ANYWAY SO WHY NOT COME AND JOIN US IN THE FUN. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU MDFS :) WE PLAY IN THIS ROOM FROM MORNING AND INTO THE LATE NITE, SO COME N ENJOY SOME GREAT GAMES N WONDERFUL COMPANY. I BET U WERE SITTING THERE THINKING WOW THOSE TDS ARE HAVING FUN. WELL WE HAVE A BLAST TDING AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE U JOIN US. IF U WANT TO HOLD UR OWN TOURS AND ENJOY THE COMPAY OF OUR WONDERFUL MEMBERS AND EARN LADDER BUXS WHILE DOING IT THIS I

Doubt?
The recent, as it were, revelations about Mother Teresa’s doubts about God have been followed by a predictable wave of rationalization, exemplified by a self-described Muslim progressive on Newsweek / WaPo’s wretched On Faith forum: “Doubt Goes Hand in Hand with Faith.” One minor quibble with this argument. Doubt is the fucking opposite of faith. Merriam-Webster defines faith: 1 a : allegiance to duty or a person : LOYALTY b (1) : fidelity to one’s promises (2) : sincerity of intentions 2 a (1) : belief and trust in and loyalty to God (2) : belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust 3 : something that is believed especially with strong conviction; especially : a system of religious beliefs Update: The Pope weighs in with a typically lame response: “All believers know about the silence of God,” he said in unprepared remarks. “Even Mother Teresa, with all her ch

Most Popular Guy On Fubar??????
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Me
She sits in a corner, her dirty blond hair shimmers with golden streaks, like rays of sunshine shining through on a cloudy day. Her legs are pulled up to her chest and her chin is resting upon her crossed arms. The light is dim and people come for a closer look. Her soft green eyes look at them with pain...a tear escapes the corner of her eye. She is so young but knows the hardships of life as well as a veteran of war. People say they feel her pain as they look at her face. Her skin is clean and tan, but her forehead is creased with deep lines due to the hours she has spent crying and suffering in the corner. Her lips are thin and they droop down on the corners. Her ears have heard more than they should have. She tells people of her pain, she describes in an unreserved manner all of the horror and yelling she has endured in her short life. Her eyes become narrow and her jaw stands stiff as her words of anguish roll off her tongue. Her narrow fingers c

Anger Is A Gift
Anger is a Gift... Crouched in an isolated corner of a never ending story, here is the one whose heart is filled with darkness...never showing her emotions. This philosophical girl pretends not to care. But, far beyond the depths of her green eyes, the pain that she suffers is evident. She says that she is a loner and doesn't need friends...but the tone of her angry voice tells a different story. Her small shriveled heart grows harder as she hurts herself by being cruel to the ones she loves. As I watch her life fall apart, I feel a sadness grow inside of me. How can someone so special be so full of hate? The only response I give is... ...Anger is a Gift! By: Lucky to be Irish

Personal Thoughts And Feelings (free Flow)
I can't tell whether my mind or heart is in control, whether or not I am full of peace or I am just worrying myself into an unconscious state of fear. I'm hurting all over inside and out. I want him to listen to me, I want her to be able to hold me and hear me, but she can't! She's not here...why can't she be here? Why wont he understand how much I am hurting inside or how much I want to be heard. No one is listening to me, no one can help me! What if they could? What if they could hear or see inside of me and see how I feel or feel what I feel?!? Would they understand the pain I am feeling and the love I'm yearning for? What would my life be like if someone...he...she...could know what I am feeling or what I am really like or, would that be ridiculous? What if I wasn't here physically and they only had memories of me...would they still care about me? Those who said they loved me, would they still mean it or was it a lie and I was caught believing it?!?

Kid's Letter To God
A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope Ã¢â‚¬Å“GodÃ¢â‚¬Â, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox. The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President. The President was so touched by the little boyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5. Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Dear God- Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95. Love, JoeyÃ¢â‚¬Â

What Do Women Ewant? The Truth?
I have been decieved by morfs and more. I don't ;ike telling a woman she ios a 10 when she is no wherres near it. I have also mistakenly posted a blog that tells nothing about the way I think or feel here. So I will do tjhis later.

Broken Road
Broken hearts lost and wasted words just thrown away. Forgoten moments, unexpressed emotions. Angry thoughts, discarded love left lost and alone on a forgotten highway. Wondering aimlessly lost and alone. Broken into pieces searching for the glue to be pasted back together again. Waiting for the moment when it will be discovered again. To be held and loved once again. Longing for the touch of human love and emotions again. reaching for somthing that is just out of reach. Picking up the pieces with each jagged step. Reaching and hoping for just one more. Just one more touch, and more love to help to put it back together. Searching for that one glimering light of hope. That one spark in the pit of the darkest night. Looking for love, hope, passion, freedome. From the endless empty road it must walk upon. Just lost, lonley, but hopefully not forgotten. Hoping not to be waisted away on a love that was not it's own. Wanting to find a love that will be

The Dance
A meeting of the eyes, a curve of the lips. A nod of the head from across a crowded room. A whisp of hair a lingering scent of perfume as they walk by. A simple word of hello. An acceptance of a dance. Hand on hand, body against body with only a thin barrier between you. Tow bodies moving in perfect rythm with one another. A kiss upon the cheek before parting. Leaving a wanting urge to have more, to touch more. The attraction of that very first moment. The antisipation in wondering if there could be more. A memory of a song, of a dance you once shared. The scent returns making the memory even more vivid. As you search a room for a glimps of those same eyes. A whisper in your ear and you can hear their voice again. Thanking you for the dance. A dance, a night, a moment never forgotten kept in the back of you mind. A dance in a crowded room that emptys and all that is left is the two of you. A dance you can never forget. A dance you can keep to your

One Night Stand
A graze of the lips a skim of the fingers. Heat from the body the skin wet with sweat. Skim of the tongue. A rush of hot breath. A taste a feeling. Acceptance into a place so wet and warm. A twinge, a tickle, an urge. A whisper, a glimps, a rush, a feel, a touch, a kiss. Bare brest legs entwined naked skin free to be roamed, and touched. Longing to be kissed and felt. Roaming hands over a taught bare chest. Nails scraped across a bare back. The thumping of a beating heart, as it races in time with the movement of two bodies. The sweet taste of sex upon your lips. Sweat dripping from your heated skin. A rush of excitment a pull of pleasure. A release of heat, a touch of antisapition. To enter that one forbidden place. Sex, love, lust, pleasure, greed. All gathered in one moment. A push a pull an entrances all in one moment. Foreplay, sex, antisipation, acceptances. No names, no words, no emotions, no strings. Just a want a need to touch, to feel

Touch Me
Take my hand and pull me close to you. Fill your hands with my hair. Skim your lips across mine. Make my breath catch in my throat as your tongue touches mine. Sit and watch me undress. Look at how the lace clings to the swell of my breast. Or how the silk caresses and clings to the area between my thighs. My stockings snug around my legs. The high healed shoes still on my feet. Breath in my scent as your tongue runs over the curve of my neck. Feel the softness of my skin as your fingers graze across my breast. Run your hands down my side. Feel the curves of my body under your fingertips. Allow my scent to fill your head. My body to fill your mind. What I can offer you to feel your soul. Do not rush the moment for it will all end way to soon. Etch every detail into your memory. Just close your eyes and touch me. Let your hands touch every part of me. Roaming freely to where ever they may want to go. Let your hands show you what my body looks lik

Fornication
Laying open and naked in the midst of the night. The moon light caressing my breast and thighs. The midnight air covering me in a blanket of sensual chills. The evening stars staring down at me. A moan of pleasure escapes my lips, and carried into the night in the ears of the nocternal animals. I arch my back in pleasure and acceptance of you. My legs open in welcome of you. As you enter into a warm place of acceptances, and welcome. The one place you long to be and have ben waiting to enter into. A heat rising from your body as you groan with antisipation. The moonlight shinning off your sweat soaked skin. The taste of you still sweet upon my lips. Your tongue caresing the tip of my breast making the nipple taunt and warm in your mouth. Your body naked, warm, and wet under my hands. Your muscles flex as you push yourself in deeper. A wanting need to hear me call out your name, as you whisper words of seduction in my ear. My legs wrapped around your waist

Sex Machines
Girls Girls Girls We aim to please with special Sex Machines just for the ladies. Ride a Sex Machine and orgasm in less than 6 or 7 minutes, maybe 4 or 5 orgasms in 8 to 10 minutes. Yes all true all possible. Come say hello and chat about it.

Omg, The 6th Is Tomorrow!
wow, I didnt think that the day would get her so quickly, but its tomorrow.. my god, my stomach is doing flips, my heart is racing and my breath is getting shorter.... i dont wanna go !

My Power Colour
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?"What's Your Power Color?

Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

I'm So Sh**faced I Could Cry
Only on FUBAR can a guy ask for a drink, and end up unable to walk or talk in a matter of seconds!I just wanted to say thanks to those who contibuted to me being a bumbling pile of flesh. I sicerely appreciate the friendship, but would be terrified to actually go drinking with the bunch of you(Kidding) I am up to it anytime Thanks Again The Original ME Not Us

Fake
To clear the around here I wanted to Post this. There is a person that calls herself SunnyDayz on here. She used to be on my friends list until she drove me crazy with fakeness. Every day it was the same stuff from her. She kept telling me her Mom was dieing of cancer and she hated her life. She says she is a teacher and hates not having any money! I think she is some unlucky guys House wife and a slut to boot. A teacher would know how to spell things right, she was an idiot. I just though nothing of it at first until she started getting Psycho on me. She started sending me these so Called naked pics of herself. Umm DO I look stupid? Her default pic is not hers, none of her pictures are hers. She has chosen to be on her under a fake facade. I have no doubt she is a chick and not a man but a chick that hides her real face. So she should do a salute and show us her real face eh? This girl SunnyDayz asked me to love her!? She said she loved me and wanted to walk a paradise with me

Family
Have you ever wanted to be in a bomber family that rates their family members stuff???? Are you a helpful person when it comes to a bomber family??? I'm starting my own bomber family, I'm tired of being in a family that doesn't help it' s members. If your tired of the same join my new family Farenheight Bombers RULES FOR FAMILY 1. Must rate all family members stuff. Weather it be all at once or a bit at a time. 2. Must add/fan all family members 3. Must add founder to family 4. Must read founders blogs for contest updates. Please also comment if you can or can't help on the contest at the present time. 5. must join farenheight lounge our headquarters. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7964 I'm taking serious members only. If you join and I see that you aren't keeping up with the family I will remove you immediately. We are gonna be a bomber family, who will be helping family members and friends.

911
BERLIN - Three suspected Islamic militants were arrested for allegedly plotting "imminent" and "massive" attacks on the Ramstein Air Base, a major U.S. and NATO military hub, and Frankfurt's busy international airport, German authorities said Wednesday. German federal prosecutor Monika Harms said the three — two of whom were German converts to Islam — had trained at terror camps in Pakistan and procured some 1,500 pounds of hydrogen peroxide for making explosives. And a top legislator said the group could have struck "in a few days," noting a "sensitive period" that includes the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. "We were able to succeed in recognizing and preventing the most serious and massive bombings," Harms told reporters. Officials said the hydrogen peroxide, stored in a hideout, could have been mixed with other additives to produce a bomb with the explosive power of 1,200 pounds of TNT. "This would have enabled them to make bombs with more explosive power than

We Will Put Them Up In A Hotel.....but
as everyone is fully aware of the flooding in crawford and vernon county that just occured.....now a lot of people in those areas are extremely displeased (pissed off!) apparently, FEMA, red cross, salvation army and the health associations are offering to put the displaced families up in hotels for 10 days or so.....telling these families that their houses and living enviornment is unfit for children (threatening to take children away from parents) until they get the surroundings to a certain extent to where it is again safe for the children. they are offering to put these families up in a hotel, they are giving these families food, clothing, etx.....though the BAD NEWS is....... if you were not insured for flood damages, if you did not own your house (you were renting) if you have bad credit....YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!!! they wont help you with structural damages to the houses, they will NOT cover losses to property (they are classifying what is a nessessity and what is not) al

Robby's Night
Robby's Night True -- Worth Reading !!! A t the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa . I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 yea! rs old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. A s much as

Do You Believe?
Do You Believe This??? >A girl went to her friends house and she ended up staying longer than > >planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a > >small COMMUNITY and she lived only a few blocks away. > >As she walked along under the bike trail Diane asked > >God to keep her safe from harm and danger. > >When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, > >she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she > >noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. > >She became uneasy and began to pray, askingfor God's protection. > >Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, > >she felt as though someone was walking with her. > >When she reached the end of the alley, she walked > >right past the man and arrived home safely. > >The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been >raped > >in the same alley just

Wow
Ever feel like you're down in a hole, even when you are content with your life? Wow, just started unpacking one suitcase and became a little overwhelemed so I had to come out of the room for a few minutes. Trying to figure out why that overwhelmed me, perhaps I am scared to unpack in fear that in 3 months I will have to re-pack again. Rudi told me the other night soon we will be going to the Government office to apply for a work visa. My biggest fear is what happens if they deny it? Will I have to go back through this whole process again? I got to Germany Friday and he left early Monday morning for the week to work. I am actually ok with that, but I do miss him like crazy, seems like it was just a tease after being away for over 3 months. I was starting to think that things were not *quite* the same with us, but I am fairly certain they are now, he just has alot on his mind with all the work he is doing. I am super proud of him and how well his business took off featuring he started

Alaska Job
SO I have been working in Alaska for 5 months now. I came up here to get away from the outside world...mainly Michigan. Now I am stuck here it seems working my poor butt off to try and earn a little money. But I did find one pleasure of working here. That would be I have meet some great people, I work the Graveyard shift, and I have been able to take some of the most amazing photos. I found this website as a way to cure boredom at work and its been something interesting all night long...Hope its like that tomorrow nights shift.

And The Beat Goes On...
sometimes i wonder who really cares about anyone else but themselves. so many people say that they're listening, but i wonder if they're actually just waiting for their turn to speak. maybe im just rambling, idunno. i just have a lot of random thoughts right now. lately i've been feeling really alone. even with a group of people, i fell like there's no one else around me. almost like im invisible. when i was little, that was the one super power i really wished that i had. i just wanted everything to go away. but now that i feel like i have it, i don't want it. im actually pretty tired of feeling that way. even with all the friends that i have, i feel so isolated. lately, nothing really matters anymore. i've been so upset that i've just gone numb, and i hate that. i just cant cry anymore. and as much as i hate crying, i kinda wish i could. just to know that i can still feel something. im tired of love though. it gets you nowhere. absolutely fucking nowhere. which sucks, cause when you'r

Poesia,y Pintura
CASITAS NUEVAS Voy caminando por la calle de mi vida En mi pasado de casitas viejas, tengo una historia recordada apenas. En cada una escribí un momento, una niña feliz, una mujer con tiempo, de enamorarme cada día nuevo. Viví mi madurez y mi madrazgo, un hijo que responde al sortilegio de trascender el tiempo y el espacio, un hombre que renueva cada noche la juventud eterna del deseo, de las gloriosas noches de lujuria de las tristezas grises de la muerte. Voy caminando por la calle vieja dejando atrás mis casitas viejas. Mirando puertas de casitas nuevas busco la que se abra deslumbrante para encontrar mis días y mis noches nuevas. BEATRIZ OJEDA CUERPO A CUERPO Cuando tardas en llegar tengo los ojos dormidos tengo las lágrimas tristes entre mis cuentos de libros. Siento la puerta cerrarse, cuento tus pasos de amores, los que llegan a mi lecho para calmar mis temores. Miro tus ojos alegres me encie

Still Contest
Ok guys so agian i know bombing sucks ass but if everyone could just give me ten minutes thats it just ten minutes of bombing i could win!! I know ive helped alot of u and will always be there no matter what to help out a friend!!! so dont make me get on my hands and knees!!lmao kiddin newayz stop by show luv!

Sex Toys
Ok so heres the scoop a friend and I are putting on a contest for sex toys and well sum other things so we wanna know what u think and if u have ne ideas and u can tell us while helpin on my current contest im in "most popular gal" ... just click on the pic below and leave some ideas on what u think about our contest and u can help me too! Just click on my pic and thanks! Even ten minutes of ur time will help!

Attorney's Advice - No Charge
Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3.. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary But if you have It printed, anyone can get it. 4.. Place the c

Torn!
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!

My Baby Bananana Getting Faster! :)
My car factort default: 1.8 20v turbo engine producing (pre 160hp) 180 hp (132 kW), which makes the Ibiza the fastest and most powerful front wheel drive model of its class, output of over 100 hp per litre cylinder capacity, and the Ibiza body result in a weight to power ratio of only 6.2 kg / hp. A top speed of 225 Km/h and acceleration to one kilometre from a standing start in 28.3 seconds Power output (kW/hp/rpm) 132/180/5600 Max. torque (Nm/rpm) 235/2100-5000 Fuel supply system Multipoint injection, turbo Ignition system Electronically mapped Emission control system Cat+Lambda probe+injection pump+EGR+EGAS (Grrr) PERFORMANCE Top speed (km/h) 225 Acceleration 0-100 km/h (s) 7.2 Acceleration 1000 m (s) 28.3 SUSPENSION Front: Independent McPherson struts, lower wishbones, anti-roll bar Rear: Directional effect shaft, longitudinal arms Steering system: Rack and pinion, power steering Brake system: Diagonal split, twin circuit, brakes servo. ABS+ T

Orgasmic
A gasp of breath catches in your throat. A heat from inside warms your skin. Making it glow under the layer of sweat . That clings to your bare skin, like the morning dew upon the bladeof grass. A chill of antisapation swims down your spine. As your heart beats harder and faster in your chest. The excitment of the moment that is about to come fills you with a want, a need to be touched. A moan of plesure escapes your lips. As the moment of extacy grows closer and closer. You fight the urge to keep that one lasting moment from coming only a second longer. Just so you can enjoy the pleasure and antisapation for just one minute longer. Hoping to hang on to that tickle that arrises in the pit of your stomache . For only a minute one second longer. You feel the excitment as your body shakes and quivers from the release of the moment. You fall to the side, your body exhausted and weak. Your heart slows and your breath returns. The moment has come and gone. A smile

Just Not Right.....
Ok i have came to the disicion... I dont wanna keep doing what im doing to get or keep these crushes..... its not only wrong but not only am i a dogg but now i feel like a pig... So if i do not make what i need i will be posting my myspace address for all to contact me who wants to...... i kinda like fubar and dont wanna leave but i have to choose between whats morraly right... ok for u that dont know the crush was a bet if i dont get them i must delete my acct...simple so i need 60 to keep 50 and then i want not a 1... thanks .......... Tongue..........

Indifference
My birthday is next Tuesday, and i really have no feelings, good or bad, that it's coming up. I've always shared my birthday with another family member and never really got to celebrate it by myself. Some people feel that your birthday is a celebration of your life but I just don't feel anything toward it. The only feeling I have about my birthday is sorrow for what happened on that fateful day 6 years ago. Just one more reason to not care about another birthday.

Upstatescott
this guy posted a MuMM about whether the yankees would make the playoffs so being a die-hard red sox fan i left this as a comment: not too bad right, then he deleted it and i asked why in another comment then this happened... upstatesco...: much upstatesco...: yea i figured that muck ->upstatesco...: i'm a red sox fan upstatesco...: lol your crazy ->upstatesco...: dude you're such a homophobe, how can you even be a yankees fan then? that whole team is gay upstatesco...: that was sick ->upstatesco...: thats irrefutible proof of what goes on in the yankees locker room upstatesco...: come on that was just wrong

I Am An Optical Illusion
I am an Optical Illusion... You perceive me many different ways, but you'll never figure me out. When you think I you have I will have changed. I'm deep I consume your mind. I'm also quiet and suttle, someone you can lose yourself in. I'm soothing yet confusing. I appear to be moving, yet are still. I am an Optical Illusion. By: Lucky to be Irish

I Am A Book
I am a book, I sit quietly on a dusty shelf, observing often without being noticed. I am knowledgeable yet useless. One searches for the information, it is not often offered to them. My eyes remain open, watching one world go by my shelf. The eyes are perceptive and nothing escapes my all compassing view. I am the serene book who can be funny, exciting and honest. But, usually chooses simply to sit on the shelf. I am a Book... By: Lucky to be Irish

Shower Pubes
Whenever I shower, a good amount of pubes fall to the tubs floor. I pick each of the individual pubes up, and put them in a little box on top of the toilet. At the end of each month, I gather all the pubes (they've usually filled about half the box by now) cup them in my hands, and rub them all over my wet face. They stick there and it makes me look like Bruce Willis.

The Terminator
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I Almost Got Mugged
Okay, I've just had the strangest past couple of days i've had in quite a long time. It all started when I was walking home the other night, and it just so happens that the quickest route for me involves going down a back alley -- the kind of place where middle class gentlemen like myself are often mugged. In the past, I have not had any problems. I have, however on occasion, taken the long route home when there appeared to be tramps hanging about. So, on friday, I was taking the route as usual, and I noticed a couple of black guys hanging out on the corner.. That would not have normally bothered me, but as I drew closer I noticed that there were also quite a few youths with them. It appeared that one of them noticed me coming down the alleyway, and the lot of them began to work their way down the alley to meet me -- and by now you understand, I'm about to shit my pants, but I didnt run or anything. It's not like I had anything valuable on me, and I would look pretty stupi

Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish

M&m Duel
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, th

My First Time .... At The Gas Station
My first time at the gas station- I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin,

How To Treat Women
How To Treat Your Woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

Stress Relief
Here's a creative solution to the day's problems for you.. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already!

Pokemon
Hey fubarians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't eve

Thanks Cap'n Mo' you make my heart glow. Oh how i love you so. Especially in the snow. Cap'n Mo' has that spice.. OoOoOo you taste so right. Just like shrimp fried rice. You even get rid of lice. You really perk up the night. Like a bright shining light. While making my smile bright. You always taste so right.

I Decided
Well..if you haven't noticed..I haven't been on for a few days. I decided to take that much needed break from Fubar. I seemed to need it. Almost like a sabbatical..lol It did me good and I actually feel like a human being again! My mind was a mess and I swear I haven't done anything real in a long time. I played some golf, and I even went out dancing too! Woo Hoo! So now I feel much better and I am back on track. Probably won't be on as much as I used to, but I'm still here, in case anyone did notice I was gone..LOL Love to all my family and friends...MUAH!!

2 True Is This
So True!! 1.If Yooh Dress Nicely, Your A Snob. 2.If Yooh Dress Sexy, Your A Slut. 3.If Yooh Argue With Him, He Says Your Stubborn. 4.If Your Quiet, He Says Your Stupid. 5.If Yooh Call Him, He Says Your Needy And Clingy. 6.If He Calls Yooh,He Says Yooh Should Be Grateful. 7.If Yooh Dont Love Him, He Will Try To Win Yooh. 8.If Yooh Love Him, He Will Leave Yooh. 9.If Yooh Dont Fuck Him, He Will Say Yooh Dont Love Him. 10.If Yooh Do, He Says Your Easy. 11.If Yooh Tell Him Your Problems, He Says Your Irratating. 12.If Yooh Dont, He Will Say Yooh Dont Trust Him. 13.If Yooh Lecture Him, He Will Say Your Bitchy. 14.If He Lectures Yooh, Its Becos He Cares About Yooh. 15.If Yooh Break A Promise, Yooh Cant Be Trusted. 16.If He Breaks It, He Had Too. 17.If Yooh Cheat, Yooh Expect It To Be Over. 18.If He Cheats, He Expexts Another Chance. SO NO MATTER WHAT WE DO US GIRLS NEVER WIN!!!!

Moving To Florida
I just want all my friends to know that I will be off the computer for awhile. I am moving to Florida to be with the love of my life. I don't have alot right now here in NY so My computer and some of my things will be left behind until I can send for them later. I will be back as soon as I can. I will miss all my friends, I will be on until the night of the 12th of September but after that I will be off until I am settled and have the money to send for the rest of my things, including my computer. I wish everyone well, and I will be back as soon as I can. OH and this man that is the love of my life, I met online, on a different sight though. I believe now that I didn't believe before that on line relationships can really work with the right person. Going to miss all of my fubar friends but I will be around until September the 12th LOVE YOU GUYS XOXOXOXOXOXO

Ambulance Drivers
For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, but I want you to, if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar erros, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really are and do. 1). AMBULANCE DRIVER = usually an EMT or EMT-I and Paramedic. Right... What the F is that? EMT is EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN. EMT-I is that same, but an INTERMEDIATE Level, and Paramedic is the highest level of Emergency Medical Service provider certifiable. 2). EMS. EMS is not one word, it is E.M.S. Meaning Emergency Medical Services. (Contrary to the comm

Master May Be Gone For Abit
This is to let all of my friends on here that I need to take some time off from Fubar do to issues at work. I will most likely keep myself signed in but wont be checking messages and stuff like that as regular as I normally do. I will explain more later I just wanted to give you a heads up. Thank you to all of my friends for being such great people and putting up with my crap. Hope to be back to all of you soon. You will all be missed while I am gone.Love to you all.

My Princess
WELL I BOOKED MY FLIGHT TO SEE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, HER NAME IS TRICIA.AND I FELL INLOVE WITH HER SO BADLY! 16 MORE DAYS TILL I GET TO LOOK INTO MY PRINCESSES GORGOEUS BLUE EYES,AND TELL HER HOW I TRULY LOVE HER. 16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN STARE AT HER GORGOEUS FACE,AND SMILE,AND JUST MELT WHERE I STAND OR SIT,I CAN'T WAIT TO CUDDLE,AND SNUGGLE,AND MAKE SEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU,EVERYNIGHT,MORE THAN ONCE! I CAN'T WAIT TO BRING OUR REALTIONSHIP TO A WHOL ENEW LEVEL. I LOVE YOU TRICIA,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND A WHOLE WEEK WITH YOU... I NEVER BELIEVED IN ANGELS,TILL I MET YOU,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE,16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN KISS THEM SOFT LUCIOUS LIPE OF YOURS! I LOVE YOU BABY... *MUAHZ*

Tired And Exhausted
Alot going on in my life right now.. Just wish I could have a break and get out of here for a couple weeks. I need rest and peace and quiet.. Change os scenery would be good.. Thank God for my friends at work. It is my get away.. But going after the holidays back to my sister's house for a week to get away and take care of me for awhile.....

Before & After
HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more! HER: Maybe I should go? HIM: No, Don't even think about it! HER: Do you love me? HIM: Sure! HER: Have you ever cheated me? HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this? HER: Will you kiss me? HIM: Yes , of course! HER: Will you beat me? HIM: No way! HER: Can I trust you? After marriage: read from bottom to top !!

I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do....
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c

Questions To Answer
It's 1am and i'm sitting at the computer eating tesco sausage rolls mmm 1. What time do you get up in the mornings? 2. How many beers until you're drunk? 3. Do you like beer or hard liquor? 4. Have you ever had a one night stand? 5. How do you take your coffee? 6. Do you eat breakfast? 7. Do you prefer sleeping alone? 8. Do you smoke cigarettes? 9. Have you ever burnt your hair? 10. Do you sleep with a pillow? 11. What were your habits as a child? 12. Do you want kids? 13. Are you an only child? 14. Do you like road trips? 15. Who are your 6 best friends? 16. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? 17. Do you eat leftovers? 18. Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? 19. Are you in a relationship now? 20. Have you ever cheated? 21. Have you ever been cheated on? 22. Once a cheater, always a cheater? 23. Pajamas or naked? 24. What do you take when you have

Speak
I gotta speak on this, Where did I go wrong? I accepted all the blame, Beat myself down,cause you're gone. Tasted all your razorblades, Took your abuse with a smile. Danced on your fingertips, With you laughing all the while. Gave all I had to give, Shut my world down for you. Why did I get involved, Why couldn't you see it through? What didn't I do for you? Put on the happy face, That you expected from me. I asked you no questions, About what I'd heard or seen. I burned myself,made fire for you, I ground my pride to dust. Forgave all that was you, Sacrificed my trust. But that wasn't good enough......... And now I hear from you, It's been so,so long You burned all your bridges down So you say we went wrong, But where did I go wrong? So I send you on your way, a single tear is all I see. It's not you that I'm afraid of, It's the fool that dwells in me, The man I can no longer be............ Good-bye.......

Cops
I was taking a ride today and I saw a bike coming up quick behind me. I always look to see what make and model it is. If it is a Harley I usually blow its fenders off. This bike looked like a HD bagger so I rolled the throttle and decided to leave this dude miles behind me. There was a lot of traffic so triple digit speeds were hard to keep. The bike Finally caught up to me and to my surprise it was a bike cop. LOL DOH! I was thinking I was kinda in deep shit but I figured if he was going to pull me over he would have. I always look for the POE POE and I forgot about the damn bike COPS. This COP pulled up next to me and I yielded to him a few feet, I stayed to his right side a few feet back. We were riding together for about a mile or 2 then he picked up the pace. Traffic broke and he decided to get on it. So f00k it I got on it too. I thought he was testing me so I remained a tad behind him but I knew my Baby would eat him up but I decided to let him have the lead. After all he

Supermarket
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 7. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 8. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 9 Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department. 10. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes o

Stupid A**holes
Ok, so far tonight I have talked to two very beautiful girls who have recently gotten their hearts broken and listening to their stories has made me sad and also made me realize some things. Both of the girls are outrageously gorgeous and very nice people and I have no clue why a guy would ever break up with either one of them or treat them the way the guys did. One of the girls was getting abused and the other girl got pregnant. Anyway, guys that abuse women are nothing but worthless pieces of s****. They do not deserve anyone. The girl who was getting abuse was going to beauty pagents and she is not stuck up like a lot of other girls that compete in beauty pagents. I got the chance to talk to her for a while tonight and she is a really nice person with a great personality. She really loves him even though he is abusive. She is willing to take him back if he changes. He is not going to change, even if he does he is going to change back to the way he was most likely. I feel reall

Welfare Poem
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, to o, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood.

Staring A New Project. Vera Needs A Makeover ;-)
I've been needing a new project while my garden rests for the summer. One that has my mind going was my SKS and its need for a better stock. The folding stock wasnt doing it for me. It is too unbalanced, plus pushes the 922(R) compliance issues. ATI has a sweet synthetic stock called the Monty Carlo that just came in the mail..or actually UPS. I'm going to switch out with. Another problem has been my detachable magazines. Pretty much any version you buy aftermarket are total crap. No matter what the site or salesman says. I have every size from 5 rounds to 40rnd. The "Hollywood" 40rnd bannana clip dropped right the fuck out of my receiver the first day I took it to the range. Which is very embarassing ;-) A few months later I ordered a 2 slightly used. Chi-Com, 20rnd fixed mags. 1 for me and 1 for my bro. Has the cool Star on the side...yes. lol Tonight I'm bringing them all together to see how they all fit together and visualize the next steps to finalize Vera's makeover. K

What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means" Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

What A Girl Wants
WHAT A GIRL WANTS A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO HOLD HER TIGHT A GIRL WANTS SOMEONE TO TRUST. A GIRL WANTS TO GET KISSED AND HUGGED A GIRL WANTS A MAN NOT A BOY A GIRL WANTS HER MAN TO BE HER BEST FRIEND A GIRL WANTS TO MAKE LOVE NOT FUCK A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO GRAB HER HAND A GIRL WANTS TO BE HELD FROM BEHIND A GIRL WANTS TO BE NUMBER ONE NOT 2 OR 3 A GIRL WANTS LOVE AND HAPPINESS A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A PLAYA A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A LIER A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A ASSHOLE ALL WE WANT IS TO BE RESPECTED AND LOVED

They Walk Among Us!
THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to Her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someo

Vodka Prayer
**----VODKA-PRAYER----** Our vodka, Which art in optics, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our thriced distilled, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The vodka, The smirnoff and irn bru. Barmen

She Fuckin Amazes Me
She Has Not Been Able To Be On-line All Day...But She Somehow (Because I Did Not Remind Her)Finds Her Way On Tonight Against A Very Hectic Schedule In Order To make my Birthday Like No Other I've Ever Had....She Starts With Cute Little Token Gifts As We Chat In The Shout Box...But Then I Am Soon Bombarded With A Sonic Bombast Of Love,Gifts E-mails That Just Give Me Warm Fuzzys,A Sweet Profile Comment(Because She Never Forgets Nothing)...Then If All That Is Not Enough...My Cell Phone Vibrates Beside Me...I Open It And Its Her Name...The One Who Honestly Makes My Heart Skip A Beat When It Displays On My Cell Screen...I Answer It And The Voice Of An Angel Starts Singing Happy Birthday To Me...All I Can Really Remember About It Is Walking Around My House Like 1 foot Off Of The Floor (She Sooo Levitates Me)!!!.....this will be a birthday i will never forget!!.....and SHE IS THE LADY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET.....I LOVE YOU A.R.M!!

U Helped Me See What Love Was Then U Destroyed My World And Left Me To Cry At Night
i miss you and dont know what to do :[ Current mood: depressed Category: Romance and Relationships I feel kinda depressed and dont know why I am missing the guy I am in love with and he dont even know how much and I believe he dont even care. He says he loves me, but his actions and the way he talks to me tell me that he dont and could care less if I died right there next to him and he would just walk over me with out thinking twice about it. It is my fault that we are not together I let my anger get the best of me and now he acts like he dont care and never did. If he never loved me then I was to in love by myself to see the lies. All the late night phone calls, falling asleep on the phone and not talking for hours just lying there listening to each other breath was just so he could brake my heart later when he was tired of me? All the kisses and hugs, all the times he said I love you were they a game to you? They were so real to me it hurts to thin

Grandpa
You always taught me how to love and cherish every passing moment because you never know when its going to slip away. If I take it for granted I could lose my world in the Blink of an Eye. You are the reason I wake up and breathe everyday. You are the reason I can go out into this cold, fucked up world and survive. You taught me how to be strong and stand up for myself and my beliefs. I cherish every passing moment I got to spend with you, you taught me everything. You are my strength and the reason I keep on keeping on. You are my soul, heart and passion in all that I do. You are my everything and when you died, I died too. I don't know how to survive without you there to help me. You will live on forever in my memory... Grandpa, I Love You and Miss You so much! by Lucky to be Irish

Cheese And Fu***** Rice!
Well then... Maybe I need to not post or comment MUMMS... that's where the retarded drama starts. I ask a simple question, one a friend says is probably one of the most legit he's seen all day and get ppl being ignorant... I post a comment on MUMM that specifially asks for opinions and the "MILF", as she calls herself, shouts me getting all defensive b/c I am younger and probably understand her kids feelings better than she does.... No wonder it's a problem...she won;t think about her kdis instead of herself. GRRRRR. I care too much to not respond....stupid me.

Who Cares
good people...oxymoron. more like a wolf in sheeps clothing. hurting someone intentionally i think is the worst part. why the fuck is it so easy to hurt me? cause i let you? cause i opened up and tried to know you? so call it my fault if u have to. to feel better about your lousy life im guessing. not caring about what youre out there spreading. lies and filth is what youve been collecting. dish it out and cant take it, youre pathetic. rambling is what i do best, trust me. lovin is all i wanna do to people who care for me. so let me care, you can care back. heal my mind from all this poison in my life. never shouldve said goodbye when i was offered the help i needed. theres no way to back so i guess im fucked...which im guessin is why these dark clouds are my new shelter and this haze is my new reality...to my friends im sry...maybe u did know best. not sure where im goin but its gotta better than where ive been.

Spider
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, I smacked him with the new paper and kncocked him the **** out, I scooped up the spider and put him in the toilet and the itsy bitsy spider went through the water pipes

The Slapper!
DO people think I am stupid enough to think some random chicks is sending me drink and it is not part of a plan? Don't send me emails and drinks saying things like Hey BABY I miss you, or Hey baby I need you. I dont know you bunch of hoes and I dont want too. I know that I pissed your little friend off and now this is an act of revenge. DO you think I dont know you send me a friends so you can rip my friends only pictures. And please feel free to tell my wife anything you want. 99 percent of the time I am on here she is right next to me and sees everything that needs to be seen. I have said it before, I am not on here for a one night stand, relationship, Sex,( I am married). How ever if you want to hang with a guy that is real and sincere then I am the Man. I dont bullshit and I dont lie. I got a big mouth, an ya someone needs to shut it from time to time! Then there are times I got to shut someone else the fuck up! i I have a big chip on my shoulder and I wear my heart on my slee

Radio Time
Ok so you all know I don't do lounges, this one's different! Yes, it's a radio station lounge, but it's laid back and mellow with some kick ass tunes!! So click that purty pic up there and join! Not into lounges? Not a problem! Click below to visit the station's home page and tune in that way!

The Next Few Days
JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW,, TOMORROW NIGHT MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE COMING TO VISIT ME, SO I WILL NOT BE ON HERE VERY MUCH FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS OR SO. I LOVE YOU ALL,,AND WILL CATCH UP WITH EVERYONE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY. STAY PROUD 14/88 XXXXX

My Reflection!
MY REFLECTION! I LOOK IN THE MIRRORAT A REFLECTION OF ME, WONDERING HOW TO CHANGE SO HE CAN SEE MY REAL BEAUTY. THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HIM TAKES OVER ANY FEELINGS I'VE EVER KNOWN, BUT HE DOES NOT CARE AND THIS HE HAS SHOWN. WHY CAN'T I BE STRONG AND LET HIM BE? WHY DOESN'T ALL THE PAIN I FEEL SET ME FREE? I WANT TO FEEL THE SOFTNESS OF HIS SKIN, SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND HIS SMIRKY GRIN. TO SMELL THE SWEAT THAT GLISSENS DOWN HIS FACE, TO FEEL HIS SEXY BODY MAKES MY HEART SKIP A PACE. JUST JUST AS MY DREAM WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE, HE SAYS THROUGH THE MIRROR, ITS HER, NOT YOU! MY DREAM, MY SWEET DREAM FOR WHICH I WAS AWOKE, LOVE YOU HA!HA! HE LAUGHS AND SAYS WHAT A JOKE. AND SO MY HEART I MUST BE TRUE, AND GO ON LOVA DREAM THAT NEVER WAS REALLY YOU. BY CICI34

Beauty In The Breakdown
Welcome to fubar, Kat. Not much to say... I still haven't figured out what I want to say/post about... I am here, I am alive, and that is a feat in itself. I am grateful for today. I am grateful for my tomorrow. That is all.

True Love
HAVE U EVER FELT AN EMOTION, THAT LEAVES YOU ACHING IN YOUR HEART? AN EMOTION THAT SOMETIMES TICKLES AND OTHER TIMES RIPS YOUR HEART APART. THIS DAMNING EMOTION THAT YOU FIGHT FOR THE WORDS TO EXPLAIN, AND SOMETIMES JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND COMPLAIN. AN EMOTION OF SMILES, AND SOME FULL OF TEARS, A SIGH OF COMFORT,AND ALOT OF FEARS. THAT FILLING EMOTION OF JOY,AND LAUGHTER, THAT DREAM OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THAT ONE EMOTION CALLED LOVE, SOME WITH AND SOME WITHOUT. THAT ONE TRUE LOVE, SOMEONE,SOMEWHERE U JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. SO THINK ABOUT IT AND TELL YOUR TRUE LOVE THAT IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING YOU SHARE TOGETHER, CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU NOTHING LAST FOREVER! P.S. DEDICATED FOR YOU ALL AMERICAN REJECT BY: CICI34

Mailmans Last Day Of Work
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of ste

Show Him Your Hooters
THE MAD MAN IS BACK THATS RIGHT DJ JOKER IS BACK AND READY TO MELT IT DOWN!!!!!! YOU REQUEST IT AND I WILL PLAY IT !!!!! CLICK THE PIC AND COME ON IN TO THE ALL NEW EXTREME "X" /i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb151/streetstock/Skullbig.jpg"border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" /> NOW GET YOUR'E ARSES IN HERE AND SHOW ME YOUR'E HOOTERS!!!!!!!!

Climb On The Small Bus Midnight Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Cleveland,oh
76 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Souls In Motion
Souls in motion A long lingering kiss Slowly long and deep The softest touch Hands tracing curves Your scent beneath my nose Your breath warm upon my neck Skin softly laying against skin Finger tracing lips Tongue twirling in slow motion Wetness lingering Passionate flames Wanton pleasures Screaming out a name Writhing from the explosion Erotic fantasy made Calm and serenely laying Soul in motion once again

The Loss Of A Wonderful Vocalist
Today, or should i say Wednesday, the world lost one of its best Tenors ever - Luciano Pavarotti has passed away after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer. Many people today have no appreciation for opera, they dont understand the complexity of it, the years of training it takes to be able to sing with such power and strength, the beauty of something so pure. This is just one more thing that is going to cause yet another wonderful for of music and entertainment to be pushed further into the background. If you have never heard Pavarotti sing then dont be close minded - take 2 minutes out of your day and take a listen to this truly magickal voice.

Weapons In America
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicia

And Yet Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt

Pain
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers. You just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can me managed, but sometimes pain gets you when u least expect it, hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't out run it, and life allways makes more.

Loneliness
As I lay here, the ever so constant and lingering pain in my chest desperately longs to rid of the cold ache, infamously known as loneliness. My pillow holds up a troubled mind, as my blankets keep my loneliness warm. A deep hard, but held back feeling of escaping emotions stays not far from my mouth, but stays in the place that bears all pain, anger, and lost lonely sanity. Another shed of my tears does nothing, for no one knows of my cries or misery, leaving me with nothing but dehydrated eyes. Why should one have to feel such a desperate longing for completion? For it is not a great thing to have to look forward to

I Make Money So Easy
How I Turned Just $40.00 Little Dollars Into $12,000.00 Per Month Every Month DATE: September 6th 2007 From the Desk of: Ray T. Occupation: Internet Entrepreneur/Ebay Store Owner/Ebook Writer Etc. Years In Business: 11 years (making a living online since Feb. 1996) Reason For Ad: To Make Money While Helping YOU make money. Hello Fellow Internet Opportunity Seeker, Let me start off by explaining that if you want to make money online, you must spend money. I'm a man of honesty and if you are anything like me, your tired of seeing all of these new video and audio presentations trying to take you off of the real question at hand. You simply want to know these three things: 1. How much does it cost to get started? Answer ($40.00) 2. How much additional money do I need to make money Today/Tonight? (Nothing at all! Just go blog and simply explain that you have really found the quickest and cheapest way to make money with no website of your own and w

So What If I Just Wanna Fuck??
ok, so since i'm not at a level that i can make a mum (and why do i feel like i'm playing WoW again??) i'm just gonna do a blog about this.... feel free to comment whatever. so i have this (now) ex that started as an online long distance thing. things didn't go so well, and i ended it. mainly, she says she was scared or whatever, but now, after i've moved on mentally, she wants to make a real attempt. i personally am over it, but she's bound and determined to "prove to you that i'm willing to make you my priority." well, this goes up to and including sex. i've told her more than once that if we hook up, it won't mean to me what it means to her. to me, it'll be sex. she seems convinced that it will bring me back to her. she has even hinted at bringing a friend along to join us. sounds good to me, but then i'm an OTR (over the road) driver and haven't had my ashes properly hauled in a couple months. but i KNOW that if she pushes the issue i'll cave and fuck her. now, the question

Angelbaby
I started dating again and I figured out i am to old to play head games... I Just want to find someone to share all that life has to offer .. But how to go about finding that special some one ........Anyone have any ideas plz write back angelbaby

Hawaiian Words Of Wisdom
Ua mau ke ea o ka `aina i ka pono. The life of the land is preserved in righteousness. (Motto of State of Hawaii) He kehau ho`oma`ema`e ke aloha. Love is like a cleansing dew. The cleansing power of aloha can soothe and heal. Hurt, pain, and suffering yield to aloha's healing power. Ua ola no i ka pane a ke aloha. There is life in a kindly reply. Though one may have no gift to offer to a friend, a kind word or a friendly greeting is just as important. Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana mâlie. Do not disturb the water that is tranquil. Let the peaceful enjoy their peace. A`ohe pau ka `ike i ka hâlau ho`okâhi. All knowledge is not taught in one school. `A`ohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha. Distance is ignored by Love. Ua ola loko i ke aloha. Love gives life within. Love is imperative to one's mental, physical, emotional and spiritual welfare. Aloha mai no, aloha aku; o ka huhu ka mea e ola `ole ai. When love is given, love should be returned; anger is

Iz The Man And His Music
n Dis Life For all I've been blessed with in my life There was an emptiness in me I was imprisoned by the power of gold With one kind touch you've set me free Chorus: Let the world stop turning Let the sun stop burning Let them tell me love's not worth going through If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart The only dream that mattered had come true In this life, I was loved by you. For every mountain I have climbed Every raging river crossed You were the treasure that I longed to find Without your love I would be lost. I know that I won't live forever But forever I'll be loving you. IZ will never be a WuZ in our lives. Our memories of this kind and gentle soul are kept fresh and alive by singing his songs along with him. Perhaps, you too would like to do the same? These lyrics were compiled as a commemoration of the first anniversary of IZ's release "from the surly bonds of Earth." They are presented here for your personal and e

Climb On The Small Bus 6 Am Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Ft. Wayne,in
85 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B

Great Pleasures
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDTlwq532M

How Many Ways To Say "i Love You"
Apache = Sheth she~n zho~n Cheyenne = Ne mohotatse Chickasaw = Chiholloli Hopi = Nu' umi unangw'ta Mohawk = Konoronhkwa Navajo = Ayor anosh'ni Sioux = Techihhila Zuni = Tom ho' ichem Arabic = Ana Behibek (male to female) Ana Ahebak (formal) Ana Bahibak (female to male) Armenian = yes kez shat em siroom Assyr = Az tha hijthmekem Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) = Saya cinta mu Bangladeschi = Ami tomake valobashi Basque = Nere maitea Bavarian = I mog di Bengali = Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi Bisaya = Nahigugma ko nimo Bolivian = Quechua Qanta munani Bosnian = Ja te volim (formal) volim-te (informal) Brazilian = (Portuguese) Eu te amo Bulgarian = Obicham te Burmese = Chit pa te Cantonese = Ngo Oi Nei Chinese = gnoy oy na Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong) Wa Ai Li (Taiwanese) Danish = Jeg elsker dig Dutch = Ik hou van jou English = I love you Esperanto = Mi amas vim Estonian = Mina armastan s

Survey Errors
WHATS UP WITH GETTING 1/3, 1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT ERRORS. (NOW I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT QUALIFYING TO TAKE THE SURVEY)THEN IT WON'T LET YOU REFRESH OR GO BACK SO YOU LOSE ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU HAVE PUT FORTH SO FAR. (NOT TO MENTION THAT THE PREPARERS GOT THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALREADY ANSWERED. THIS HAPPENS VERY FREQUENTLEY AND I FOR 1 AM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ANY POINTS AFTER GETTING OVER 13,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU SHOULD GET SOME CREDIT FOR EACH ANSWER AND YOUR TIME SPENT. AFTER ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SPONSORED THE DAMN SURVEY GOT 1/3,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE ANSWERS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM IT WOULD SEEM. I HAVE SEEN MUMMS ABOUT THIS SO IT'S HAPPENING FREQUENTLY. EVERY KEY STROKE IS RECORDED SO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU WERE IN THE DAMN SURVEY. THEY SHOULD AWARD POINTS ACCORDINGLY. IT TAKES QUITE SOME TIME TO EVEN TAKE SOME

I Am So Happy
I am happy. I am currently with this really great guy that I met on here. He is absolutely great to me and my kids and he is so sweet. I am happy I joined Fubar and met him. My parents also love him to death. They think he is great. My parents have never liked a guy I've been with this much. They even let him stay the weekends with me. Go figure. Hope everyone else is having a great day. I'm just sitting here being bored to death.lol.

First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He

Some Of My Favorite Movie Quotes
Some Movie Quotes (In No Particular Order) 1. "Welcome To The Party Pal" - Die Hard (1988) 2. "I've Came Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass, And I'm All Out Of Bubblegum" - They Live (1988) 3. "Yo, She-Bitch! Let's Go!" - Army Of Darkness (1993) 4. "We Named The Dog Indiana" - Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 5. "There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World. It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours" - The Princess Bride (1987) 6. "It's 106 Miles To Chicago, We've Got A Full Tank Of Gas, Half A Pack Of Cigarettes, It's Dark And We're Wearing Sunglasses" - The Blues Brothers (1980) 7. "Great, Kid. Don't Get Cocky" - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 8. "Here's Johnny" - The Shining (1980) 9. "What's A Magneto?" - X-Men (2000) 10. "Which One's Trudi? The One With All The Shit In Her Face?" - Pulp Fiction (1994) If You Have Any Movie Quotes, Please Post The Quote And The Movie Where The Quote Came From

~ My Lounges ~
My Latest Lounge Creation : Clik the Pix for Instant Access In Need of the Following Staff : - DJ's - Bartenders - Pole Dancers - Managers.. If you are up to the task & Wanna have a ton of fun please contact ME : OºTîK£îÑ Ú® G-§ÞØTºO **I do Graphix & Code skins & lounges for other members if you would like something done..please let me know.**

Oh Yeah
Hi there everyone look i know i have been slakin in my normal showin u luv everyday and all that stuff u guys know i always rate everything u do daily but til sept 13th im gonna be so busy with my contest just fyi i am in second very close to the girl in front of me if u have a couple minutes come throw me sum comments!! And just let me know if u need a favor in return!! Thanks u guys luv u muahz Just click the pic and show luv ill return it!

What Does
O-awesome kisser R-easy to fall in love with T-you're loyal to those you love I-you are great in bed Z-always ready Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let peo

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Goat Sex..
or Bestiality new Aids myth ~ Is this what is being taught to children in Africa? Bestiality 'safe sex' says boy But the SABC interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week. "We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids. "We see people in the village dying every day. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a Grade 11 pupil told the broadcaster. "It's obvious that if I'm not sick there is nothing I can transmit to goats and goats to me. We won't become HIV-positive because goats don't get Aids. We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said. Am I a crazy close minded person to think this is INSANE?

Fucitol
I am so sick of these girls who act as if they are perfect, just what every man could ever want. And then, it turns out, when they get a guy worth a shit they go out and screw around on them. They take advantage of someone who's been restrained enough he would have done it with someone he looks at like a sister!!! Then they want to lie about the friend they opened up to! It's sick, it's twisted and I am DONE with it. I am tired of trying to run around and clean up messes. I'm not perfect, FAR FROM IT! I don't try to fit everybody's "perfect" idea, and make myself to be a chameleon. It's just ridiculous! I'm done ranting now.

Hornyscopes!
OK if this doesn't really paint a picture, not much will! I would have to say this is pretty close! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MAL

Names
B- You like people. R- Easy to fall in love with. I- You are great in bed. N-You are dead sexy K- You're wild and crazy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people

Clyde The Orangutan
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love m

Repost For Friend!!
its me @ fubar This guy seems to be a homophobe and when he goes through rating pics he gives all the guys 1's ladies please do me a fav and rate this guy crappy and block him thanks friends!! I love ya all!!

Another Stupid Downrater
and he deleted comments off the page as I did post about how hes stupid and that I will post a warning to all my friends. He deleted it right away. But looks like hes downrating alot of people low PsychoDragon~N~... rated your photo a '5'! PsychoDragon~N~PsychoDragon~Lady~4Ever@ fubar

Mobile Diarrhea Jihad
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my wife. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathroom. I sur

Ms Maine Is No Longer In The Family!!!
MS MAINE IS NO LONGER IN THE BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID DURING THE MEETING ALL BOMBERS EXCEPT REBECCA TO COME HELP RUBIA IN THE GIVEAWAY TO GET IT DONE WITH AND NOW SHE IS TELLING EVERYONE TO JUMP BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND AND WE WOULD HELP HER AS SOON AS WE FINISHED RUBIAS GIVEAWAY BUT THATS NOT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING SO NOW SINCE SHE IS NO LONGER FAMILY PLEASE LETS GO TO RUBIAS GIVEAWAY AND GET IT DONE TODAY!!! CANDYRAIN CO-OWNER

R.i.p. Pop
For those of my friends who know me personally, know that my Father-in-Law passed away at the end of July. It was really sudden. We had told mom and Pop they could call us anytime no matter what time it was if anything happened. My husband's mother has been recooperating from an on-going illness since July of last year. We made a trip to Washington to visit them last year, and when they took us home, my mother-in-law ended up in the ICU, and has been in and out of the hospital ever since. So basically what I am trying to say is, if and when we heard from them, we were thinking it would be about his mom. Well, thankfully it wasn't, but when we got the call, it was mom telling us that Pop had died. He was diabetic, and his blood pressure kept falling. He would sit on the couch in front of the TV with a blanket around him and his space heater running just to keep warm. He got up to go to the restroom, and mom called to him wanting to ask him something, and she got worried when she didn't

Didnt Write This..but Its So My Life Right Now..
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, w

Big Penis
Im thinkin a good penis is hard to find. I myself dont have a big penis. I figure if I did I would play with it all the time, you know my penis. I cant seem to find anyone to play with my penis because of its size. My wife has a big penis in a matter of speaking. Its a fake penis, but its still big. I know what you must be thinking and no Im not the penis taking type of guy. Shes bi and loves to share her penis with others. If you hadent noticed by now there is a penis in every sentence, why you ask, because Im writing this damn thing and I wanted to say big penis. Which brings me to this, how big is big for a penis? Im not really sure anyone knows for sure, but still, give me your opinion on what a big penis is to you. If I fit the bill maybe we could get together later so I can show off my penis skills.

Pathology Report Is Back!
Well, my pathology results were given to me today. I had surgery 4 weeks ago tomorrow and have been patiently waiting. When I talked to the doctor last week, they were worried, bc they didn't have the full report back, but they told me NOT to worry. So they called me today and told me what was taking so long--the original report showed cancer. I almost died when she told me that, but Dr. T said--NO, do more tests, that can't be right. So the lab did. Spent another 1 1/2 weeks testing. After more tests, this is what they know. My cervix looks bad-like HORRIBLE bad. Pathologists said thank goodness I did the surgery when I did because they felt that within 6 months, I would have had full blown cancer. I had wanted the doctor to leave part of my cervix to begin with, but he said, no that usually doesn't help any. And now I'm so thankful that I let him overrule my decision. My uterus also looked bad. We have known this for several months. The original sonogram showed my uterus was small an

Funny
A MAN AND HIS WIFE WERE WORKING IN THEIR GARDEN ONE DAY...AND THE MAN LOOKS OVER AT HIS WIFE AND SAYS: "YOUR BUTT IS GETTING REALLY BIG, I MEAN REALLY BIG. I BET YOUR BUTT IS BIGGER THAN THE BARBECUE." WITH THAT HE PROCEEDED TO GET A MEASURING TAPE AND MEASURE THE GRILL. AND...THEN HE WENT OVER TO WHERE HIS WIFE WAS WORKING AND MEASURED HIS WIFE'S BOTTOM. "YES, I WAS RIGHT, YOUR BUTT IS TWO INCHES WIDER THAN THE BARBECUE!!!" THE WOMAN CHOSE TO IGNORE HER HUSBAND. LATER THAT NIGHT IN BED, THE HUSBAND IS FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY. HE MAKES SOME ADVANCES TOWARDS HIS WIFE WHO COMPLETELY BRUSHES HIM OFF. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE ASKS. SHE ANSWERS: "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO FIRE UP THIS BIG-ASS GRILL FOR ONE LITTLE WEENIE???"

If We Had Sex
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

Who Likes You
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos

Pure Romance By Debo
I was invited to Fubar by my wonderful friend DJ~Ivory. So I did not know what to expect! This is quite different than Myspace and pretty happening. I came on to see if the females in the ATX area wanted to be a Pure Romance Hostess since they look like they know what to do but may need replenish their bedroom items. :P Good times...