Fubar Blogs 5

Whatever!
KEVIN RUDD'S victory over JOHNNY HOWARD! FUCK! It was so awesome. It's about time we were out of the grasp of that fucked up Nazi guy. He's been our leader for WAAAAY too long.. Kevin says he's getting the troops out of IRAQ! So.. we'll have to see if he keeps that promise. But I'm so fucking relieved that John Howard isn't ruling us anymore. It's a great burden lifted. LONG LIVE KEVIN RUDD!

The Past
recently an old flame contacted me after searching facebook for me. We dated 6 yrs ago but lost contact after a while. He messaged me asking me how i was and at first i couldnt put a face to a name but after looking at his pictures i realized who it was *fred*. Well him and i got talking about life and what has gone on since we lost touch. When talking i could tell there was something he wanted to say but was holding back, I kept on asking every so often if there was something wrong. he finally gave in and said that he didnt think that it was just a crush when we dated, he had thought about me and held on to how he felt about me till now. we dated back when i was 17 and he was 16. He was a gentleman even at 16, he brought me flowers when we went out and listened to what i had to say. Now years later he is the same hansome and charming as he was then. He's thinking about moving down here to see where this could go. I still care about him alot. *Fred* was the best thing for me back t

The Parrot
Watch Out A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you, Jesus is watching you ". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

Venting!
Some say it is a good idea to write down what is bothering you in hopes that it will make you feel better, so here I go: The last few weeks has been pretty hard emotionally. I have past relationships that seem to be coming around again and it kind of hurts. There was this one guy I met off of here and he seemed like a great guy. We met spent a couple of days together hanging out, nothing more. Seemed there might of been a connection there and a week after we were talking then all of a sudden he disappeared and I figured he was avoiding me and to find out he is fu-married to someone. Ouch that hurt! Well I took him out of my friends, family, and yahoo and figured if he was not man enough to tell me "hey i met someone else", then why should I keep him as a friend? That was about 6 weeks ago I guess and then his fu wife happened to go into my profile and rate me and then messaged me saying it was an accident. I talked to her and wow she was a great girl. I am happy for him

If We Had Sex
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

Mistletoe Contest!~*yay*
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE BLOG BEFORE YOU ORDER OR ASK ME QUESTIONS :) THANK YOU!! (click the pic to get ur order in to her) Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be di

The Power Of The Flame
Candles and the meaning of color: White: Protection, Peace, Purity, Truth, Healing, and Purification. Red: Power, Courage, Love, Passion, Energy, Vitality, Luck, Determination, Protection, Strength, and Stimulates Cell Growth and Fertility. Yellow: Happiness, Intellect, Communication, Willpower, Harmony, Creativity, Charm, Acheivement, Stimulates Nervous System and Calms Anxieties and Stress. Green: Calming, Restful, Peacfull, Prosperity, Money and Finance, Fertility, Healing, Lowers Blood Pressure, Stimulates cell and tissure Growth and panic attacks. Turquoise: Tranquillity, Awareness, Creativity, Empathy, Wisdom, Communication, Loyalty, Luck, Friendship, Strengthens Immune System, Calming Nerves, Skin Problems, Good for Inflamation, Athsma and Bronchitis. Blue: Happiness, Patience, Tranquillity, Forgiveness, Dreams, Harmony, Truth, Justice Karma, Balance, Soothing, Cooling, Helps Headaches, Tooth Aches, Insomina, and Inflamations. Purple: Sprituality, Awarene

Venting Ii
I have an ok job, the pay is decent for the area I live in, but the assistant coach is a B! Well I have let that go and just ignore her pretty much but someone I had befriended who i thought was a good friend seems to be trying to play sides between me and my co workers. I did not expect this out of her at all. It is hard for me to make a friend and when I do make one seems I trust them to much and end up getting hurt. So here comes my wall again! It wont stay up long, but long enough for me to deal! Her and I on Wed seem to have a disagreement about something and then all of a sudden i am the Bitch and I am the bad guy and everyone is starting to get upset with me and try to make my job hard on me. They only hear her side and dont ask me what is going on. She claims she is not saying anything to them, but just funny how all of a sudden everyone is giving me the cold shoulder and she is hanging out with them and on occasion talk to me. She claims she is not upset with

I Love You!!!
My heart ache's for you It yearn's to feel you next to it It ache's because you're so far away My heart ache's because I LOVE YOU!! My heart beats for YOU and no one else, It's breaking because your not here Your not here to hold me, I hope you will be with me soon, MY LOVE!! My heart waits for yours to be beating next to it My heart will wait until the end of time for you. MY HEART ACHE'S FOR THE ONE I LOVE!!! i miss you baby, and hope to be with you soon. I LOVE YOU!!

Nsfw Pics/family
I hate answering all the same, stupid questions over and over. So to address some of the things I encounter multiple times on a daily basis: *I will NOT show you my private folder. I don't care if you beg, whine, whatever. The answer is still no. *I will not send you "extra" pictures. What I have posted is all you're gonna see. *I am NOT gonna have cyber or phone sex with you. Or for that matter, sex in real life. I don't need you to satisfy me. You probably couldn't anyway. *I do not own a web cam and even if I did, I would not be getting on it for you. *I will NOT talk dirty to you in the shoutbox, on a messenger, on the phone, in email, etc. *I will NOT hook up with one of my friends. Go find your own damn girls. *Yes, I am single. That does not mean I want a boyfriend and that does not mean I want to have sex randomly. *Just because I have "sexy" pics up does not mean I'm a slut. It just means I like pictures. Big deal. *NOOOOOO, I don't wanna see your dick. I've seen

Just About Me!!
Hello there,just taking a minute to let u know that i'm off on holiday to Brisbane for a couple of weeks,and altho i might not get to talk to u all,i will b thinking about u and hopin u all have a safe and merry(merrier the better)xmas! and look 4wrd to see'n u all in the new year! till then CHEER'S All my luv and friendship XXX

Close Call
What a night! First dealing with my ex who was sloshed (blah blah) and then driving home I almost got hit head on coming around this curve on our dark highway. Anyway I'm back home to pack boxes, lucky me.

My Thoughts
It's crazy how our wants over rides our minds. I have this want, this strong desire to be held by you. I know this want, this desire cannot come to pass but I want to feel your hands on my body. I want to feel your lips on my lips A passionate kiss that breaths in all of you with the brush of our tongues and the slow and eager movements of our mouths. I look in your eyes and I see that want reflict in mine and I begin to feel a tightness that I never felt before And I want to devour you I want to feel the full and hardness of you in my mouth and my tongue I want to hear you moan in pleasure and scream my name And it is getting harder and harder to resist my wants My want to lose my fingers in your long thick hair and gently but forcefully pull that hair feeling you quiver hearing the sound of pure ecstasy ecscape your lips. I want to hear how much you want me, how much you crave and long to be inside of me to feel my wetness around you. I want so badly to feel you inside o

Dude A Lil Less Skank A Lil More Class
alright so ive only been on here for a week..i joined bc my roommate said i should try it out. a lot of the people are cool as hell. but some people are putting all their shit out there and come on now.. its a lil ridiculous. there should be a lil more class and less skank with some of the people.. LEAVE A LIL MYSTERY!! thats sexy not some of the hoochie shit ive seen. alright im just trying to give a lil advice. whatever u put out is what u attract! haaha.

The Flaming Lips Do You Realize?
Do You Realize? By: The Flaming Lips Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face Do You Realize - we're floating in space - Do You Realize - that happiness makes you cry Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun don'-go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh Do You Realize - that everyone you know Someday will die - And instead of saying all of your goodbyes - let them know You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun don'-go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round Do You Realize - that you have the most beautiful face Do You Realize

Marriage
ok, so how the hell do you know if its time to get married? im divorced, didnt want to get married to begin with. but i did. kinda confused now. when do you really know? i GOT bad experiences now, so even the thought makes me queezy. This girl I know got married the other day. How can you know when its the right time? ITS ALL FUCKIN CONFUSSING!

Im Sorry Kitty
my pride got in my way and i let it control me you are the best friend a nerd like me can have and i blew it on stupid pride.FOR THAT I AM SORRY SWEETY and i hope there is a way i can make it up to you.

To Any One That Cares
this is to any onyone that cares im tired of trying and im tired of crying tired of wonder y y i get treated the way i do and y i let it happen im sick of wanting and giving so much but recieving and getting so little. im worth so much but i let me ppl treat me like nothing i keep bending to appease u are u hapy yet? NO i will never be good enough for u, or her, nor him, i will never be good enough for him! but i am i am more than he deserves really, but i will never be in his dreams i will never be all he thinks about i wont be good enough. he sleeps like a baby every night he lays down his head, while i wonder waht i have done wrong, or y i deserve thsi treatment. i will cry myself to sleep yet again while i wonder y. y he cant love me y he cant txt me y i let him in to hurt me again. and more important yet would i again? sadly the answer is yes i would let him hurt me a third time. cus twice was not enough heartach i would let it happen again. i am in love or lus

Gf Application
Name: Age: Location: Looking for long term, short term/fun or friends with benefits: What do you like 2 do: Tattoos: Piercings: Do you drink: Do you smoke: Do you do drugs: Are you in school: What is your idea of a perfect date: Type of music you like: Favorite movies: Favorite tv shows: Do you believe in love: Have you ever been in love? If i was sad how would u make me feel better: Whats your favorite food: Are you a virgin: Do you like 2 joke around: Do u like car rides: Are you playful: Have you ever cheated: What do think about like kissy pictures, holding hands, cute notes, ya know the "romantic stuff": What is your favorite thing about me: Do you crave attention: Would you consider urself boy/gurl crazy: Do you make the first move: Can you speak your mind with confidence: If something was bothering you would you bring it up or let it pass: If you could be anything in life what would it b

Almost Lost Everything.
Im sitting here, at the computer, its 3:12 in the morning and I'm listening to the sound of breathing coming from 2 different rooms in the house. The first is from my girlfriend Kristin, whom I love, and who loves me despite my many flaws and limitations. The second is coming from the room immediately to my left, where Gabriel and Natalia have fallen asleep in the same bed, after another day of proving to the world that they are the best kids alive, and deserve to have everything that they wish come true for them. Ive done things to to hurt her, time and time again, and she has risen above my stupidity and given me chance after chance to be true. I'm editing this blog from what it was last night, because her and I both think that she is owed a public apology for everything I've done wrong, not just the latest abundance of infidelity. Kristin, I never meant to hurt you. I never meant for any of this, and I'm sorry that it's happened. You deserve better than I can give, and I know tha

Morph Contest!
Ok all ive decided to start up a contest of my own!! If you want to enter this contest here is what you do: send me two pics, one of you face shot and one of a pic that you want it morphed into along with 200fubucks I will morph your pics or send me your morph along with 100fubucks and i will post them in my album titled morph contestants. the morph with the most comments by the end of the contest will win 70,000 fubucks. some rules: pics must not be nsfw! one of the pics must be of you when you send the fubucks type morphcontest followed by what you would like your morph named in my album. when you send your pics or morphs make sure you title the subject morph contest! if this sounds fun or interesting then you know what to do! contest starts today and will end on Christmas day! so hurry and get your morphs turned in to me and we will have some fun!

Cyber Monday!
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Pursuit Of Happiness
hi everyone just wanted to write something so everyone has something to read from me hope it makes alot of good since...well for the first time in my life ive finally found my place here on earth and thats back here in martinsburg wv with my family and some friends ive still gotten here they have showed me that theres still love for everyone somewhere and someplace

Movies And Music
We Are Marshall...True story. Ok, so this could very well have been the most depressing movie I have ever seen. I can be a softie sometimes but this brought me to a whole new level of soft. I actually stopped it twice. Definitely a tear jerker. It was a very very good movie though. I will watch it again. Alone of course. I can be showing that side of me to just anyone.lol

Texas
Quoted from: By Dr. Stephen L. Hardin, Professor of History, The Victoria College, Victoria, Texas - Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. March 2 is a day to celebrate Texas distinctiveness. Now I'm not saying that Texans are better that other folks, but I am saying that we're different. And if a people consider themselves different, they are. March 2 should be to Texans what St. Patrick's Day is to the Irish. But what if you are a Tejano. Should you want to celebrate the day that Texas separated itself from Mexico. You bet! Even as early as 1835 Tejanos were distinctive from other Mexicans. The ranching culture that developed in Texas produced its own clothing, its own music, its own customs, and its own food. Gringos call it "Mexican food," but all one has to do to put the lie to that assertion is to eat the food in the interior - or try to. It is rather bland and not nearly as good as the Tejano food (we migh

Much To Say About Nothing.
You know I gt on this computer and just browse to see who all is on here. I have since I got my 1st. computer. You meet alot of different people on here. Some become friends. But there are only a few that become best of friends. And I have met a handful of people on here that consider my best friends. People that I can confide in and trust with anything. One person that comes to mind is the first person I ever talked in yahoo chat. Her name was melzi69. She was like a sister to me. She's from Australia. I haven't seen or talked to her for about 4 years now. And I still think of her when I go to yahoo. And then there is another person that I talk to and they will remain unnamed. This person is my best frien on here now. I have talked with this person about everything and they are wonderful. You know who you are. At least I hope. Lol. Thanks for the friendship. Peace Out.

Fly By Night Family And Rush Fans
I'LL BE STARTING TO POST NEWS ABOUT RUSH IN THE STASH "NEWS" FROM THE RUSH HOME PAGE. I JUST CHECKED THE NEWS TODAY AND POSTED THE LATEST NEWS FROM THERE PAGE. I'LL ALSO POST THE 2008 TOUR DATES ONCE THEY GET THE TOUR DATES POSTED ON THERE PAGE. SO CHECK BACK TIME TO TIME FOR THE LATEST RUSH NEWS. FLY, FOUNDER OF THE: FLY BY NIGHT RUSH TRIBUTE FAMILY FLY BY NIGHT BOMBING FAMILY FLY BY NIGHT LEVELING FAMILY

Regan/disney 08
Reagan/Disney 08 I say we need to dig up Ronald Reagan and bring him back to life via Walt Disney cryogenics. Ronald Reagan's head would be enclosed in a shatter proof glass tube this would be a fantastic turn of events because we would have one of the best presidents back ruling our country and would never have to worry about voting ever again because hed be immortal. Also we would never have to worry about the economy because of the return of Reaganomics. The only thing wed have to worry about is his daily sacrifice of Jelly Beans. His running mate would be Walt Disney who currently resides hidden in his ice palace underneath the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disney World (ever wonder why that ride is so wet? The pirates are just a conspiracy coverup. Where do you think all the melting water from Disneys Ice Palace goes?) The issues in the middle east would be no more, Disney would send over the robots from "its a small world" and within 24 hours the middle east would be

So Very Sad
I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade, It

Order Of Protection
TO JERRY (Fu-Daddy)....I KNOW YOU STALK MY PAGE WITH FAKES...I KNOW YOU STALK MY MESSENGERS WITH FAKES....LEAVE ME ALONE...I WAS TOLD TO ADVISE YOU THAT IF YOU SHOW UP IN THIS TOWN...ON MY MESSENGER...OR ON MY PAGE AGAIN....THE LOCAL SHERIFFS OFFICE WILL DEAL WITH IT....THEY HAVE AN INTERNET CRIMES DIVISION...I HAVE SWORN OUT AN ORDER OF PROTECTION AGAINST YOU AND WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE...GO AWAY

At My Most Beautiful (lyrics)
I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile I read bad poetry Into your machine. I save your messages Just to hear your voice. You always listen carefully To awkward rhymes. You always say your name, Like I wouldn't know it's you, At your most beautiful. I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile At my most beautiful I count your eyelashes, secretly. With every one, whisper I love you. I let you sleep. I know you're closed eye watching me, Listening. I though I saw a smile. I've found a way to make you smile I've found a way A way to make you smile

Name That Meat!
Teacher brought some "deer" meat in for the kids for "Name that meat" day, little sally first spoke up, thats from a cow, teacher! No, Im sorry, but wrong answer. Next little Bobbie exclaimed, its buffalo meat, Ive had that before! Wrong answer said the teacher. Finally she gave them a hint. She said your father goes up north for this every november, just then little cliffie shouted out, "SPIT IT OUT, IT's A PIECE OF ASS!!

I Was Bored
200: My full name is: William Dane Burke 199: I was born in: Puente Alto, Chile 198. I am: alot of things at this point 197. My eye color is: brown(yeah I'm full of shit for those of you who don't know) 195. My shoe size is: 11-12 194. My ring size is: only had one ring and don't remember what it was 193. My Favorite Color is: red 192. My height is: 6' 191. I’m allergic to: Just about everything in the fall and spring it feels like 190. I live in: Sweeny 189. The last book I read: Four to Score(bounty hunter series) 188. My bed time is: about 6am lol 187. First IM Screen name; firesurfer something or other . Current IM Screen name: blue_bullet_50_2k4,hot_boy_05_lr,dub2k4 179. My favorite Holiday is: not really sure, Christmas I guess 177. The last band listened to: Celldweller,Bullet for My Valentine, One Republic(yeah that kinda mood) 176. Last song that made me almost cry? Any that reminded me of exs or So Far Away(gr

Closin Ma Page
whats up i know yall just added me or we just me but ima be closin my fubar page an account in tha next two weeks so if yall wanna get at me you got two weeks... that or ya can get at me at ma e-mail... crazymix87@yahoo.com so hope to hear form ya soon...

* Reunion Of Twins *
* Reunion of Twins * Do You Love Me? A lover asked his beloved, Do you love yourself more than you love me? The beloved replied, I have died to myself and I live for you. I’ve disappeared from myself and my attributes. I am present only for you. I have forgotten all my learning, but from knowing you I have become a scholar. I have lost all my strength, but from your power I am able. If I love myself I love you. If I love you I love myself. - Rumi

I'm Sorry
>turn your speakers on and turn 'em up loudd.i bet guys WILL repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls. You treat them like shit

The Question Is Brought To My Attention
Well everybody knows that answer if they ever be in love ,and they really know that answer if they just want sex.Love you give yourself to each other in a way that is undescribable.Sex it is wow that was good,see u later and dont anwser the phone.Love you work at.SEx you just work whatever body parts wants to move.When you love someone you give that someone space,to grow.Sex you just take until the taking is no longer wanted.When you love,you have a burning desire to make that special person feel like no one else matters.Sex everybody matters.The art to making love is making your partner feel good inside. Having sex is making you feel good.When you make a commitment to each other and that commitment isnt broken that is love. When you make the same commitment and you go searching for that feeling,that urge it is breaking a solemn vow.We say we are in love,yet we lust.My honest opinion if you love someone so much,you never walk within the territories of just sex. And if it is just tha

Rip Kevin Dubrow Lead Singer Of Quiet Riot
LOS ANGELES - Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of the popular 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot, has been found dead from unknown causes at his home in Las Vegas, authorities said on Monday. DuBrow, 52, was found dead at about 5:20 p.m. on Sunday, a spokeswoman for the Clark County Coroner’s Office said. She said an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death. “I can’t even find the words to say,” Quiet Riot bandmate Frankie Banali said on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend, Kevin DuBrow.” Quiet Riot, which was founded in the mid-1970s, topped the Billboard charts in 1983 with the album “Metal Health,” spurred on by the massive hit single “Cum on Feel the Noize.” The band has since endured break-ups and personnel changes but released a new album in 2006 and continued to tour sporadically.

My Photography
first i like to thank everyone for stopping by and rating/commenting on my photos,i do appreciate it. Its a great hobby and yes i took all of them, so please leave comments. And if there is one you really like just ask and ill give ya a copy of it thanks again

Dog Owners
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names Is Molly 2. I Love Animals 3. I Live In Indianapolis 4. I am married .......... 5. I DON'T Do Meth 6. I DO Smoke Week Daily 7. I Can Be A Bitch 8. I DON'T Like being told what to do 9. I Love SEX 10. My Natural Hair color is brown WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... eeyore_girle rockrules2001 keefers H-A-N-K-Y dagg72

Lounge
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0)

Nsfw Issue(s)
This photo was in my Angels and Stuff Album. I just got a note from FUBAR saying that someone had marked it NSFW so I moved it to my Fantasy Women album that is marked NSFW. I really wonder sometimes are people just so bored that they have to mark this NSFW that aren't even close to NSFW. I ripped this particular photo from someone and I've NEVER seen it ever marked NSFW. http://full.pcb2.fubar.com/05/38/478350/3744262494.jpg I don't know if this link will take you to it. But I'll see if I can go rip it again and put it here so you all can see and then give an opinion if you feel like it. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m That's the photo that was marked NSFW. I just brought here from Sexiluv.com That's my rant. I hope you all are having a good day.

Some People Just Don't Know When To Stop!!
Man, some peole just need to back up a few steps. My girlfriend has to deal with soem amjor shit from her ex, and I think it's just sad. Dude runs around telling people how rotten she is, and her husband, files false charges on her husband, which after 5 or so weeks was prooven to be false, tries to break up her marraige, and has made every effort to destory her life , and he just dosen't seem to want to back the hell off. What's funny is he tells people shit to make himself look good while he's playing women like cheap fucking instruments. He's got a girlfriend online, and asking one of his ex-wife's best friends to sleep with him. I met her, he actually just asked her again a few weeks ago. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when Karma catches up with his ass, between the damage he's doing to his ex, the damage he's done to his own daugther, and the damage he's doing to women who don't even know he's playing them, it should be damn good.

Help Needed
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends on 11/26 till 11/30 from 7pm till 9pm and drinks are on me come and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Xmas Fun
12 Days of Christmas December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way. My love always, Agnes ======================================================== December 15, 1972 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes ========================================================= December 16, 1972 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind. All my love, Agnes ========================================================= December 17, 1972 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, the

If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

Top 10 Ways To Know Your Drunk!
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. You fall off the floor. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

Did You Ever See The Emptiness
Do you ever see the emptiness in Christmas? Do you ever look in the eyes of people you pass? Packages bundled high in their arms, a hurried strength in their walk, an endless quest of that final goal. Did you ever look past that into what you see in their eyes? Some have such confusion, others a mission, others excitement. But out there. There are eyes filled with sorrow .Filled with pain and , loneliness, filled with the emptiness of the spirit of Christmas . I am not talking about the ones who you know by there stance should have the emptiness ...They have that emptiness everyday. The ones I am talking about are the people standing besides you in the line at the store, spending money on gifts to share with loved ones, I am talking about the person at the gas pump so lost inside that the world is passing them at such speeds and they do not even notice. Those people are the ones who’s emptiness is so powerful so devastating so endless. These people walk through life du

I Ain't No Nice Guy
Ozzy Osbourne/Motorhead- I Ain't No Nice Guy When i was young i was the nicest guy i knew I thought i was the chosen one But time went by and i found out a thing or two My shine wore off as time wore on I thought that i was living out the perfect life But in the lonely hours when the truth begins to bite I thought about the times when i turned my back & stalled. I ain't no nice guy after all When i was young i was the only game in town I thought i had it down for sure But time went by and i was lost in what i found The reasons blurred, the way unsure I thought that i was living life the only way But as i saw that life was more than day to day I turned around, i read the writing on the wall. I ain't no nice guy after all I ain't no nice guy after all In all the years you spend between your birth and death You find there's lots of times you should have saved your breath It comes as quite a shock when that trip leads to a fall. I ain't no nice guy after

Vaginas
So as all of you who know me... Know I let things build up till I pretty much explode. Well every since the fight I got into a few weeks ago I have been pretty good at telling people how I feel but there have been a few "men" that I have been wanting to explode apon. Either for me, my sister, or some other of my unfortunate friends who have been victimized by these fucktards for lack of a better word! I call then VAGINAS:meaning they act like females, they whine they cry, they sniffle at almost anything. makes me want to vomit! ie..."Why dont you like me?", "Am I not good enough?", "What did I do wrong?"... Now there is nothing wrong with these questions.. IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A VAGINA!!!! I just want to punch some of you sissy's in the uterus, which i am almost positive some of you have! Now some of my friends say Im being harsh but honestly what happened to the old school style of men.. The ones that were shoulders to cry on.. The ones who protected... By God, all we have now are a b

Games
Several people have invited me to play some of the games that are available here on Fubar. I am very Honored that you have invited me to play but i am not into playing computer games of any kind and haven't been for a very long time. I lost my best friend almost 8 years ago and he and I used to play all kinds of games on the systems that he had, since he passed away i have lost all interest in playing games. To the Ladies that have invited me to play i thank you for the invite but as stated i am not much into playing games at this point in time.

My Private Pics Please Read And Pray
I made some pics for a little boy who has captured my heart on this site.He's a fighter and very cute.I pray for him and his family in this journey they are on.I have a private album with pics I have made for his parents for those who keep asking to see them.I don't want rates is why they are closed all I want is you all to pray for him and his parents. Thanks Angela here is the link to visit and pray for him ty just click on his pix and story above...

My Thoughts
I dream a dream, a great big dream to see the world far and wide. I go where the wind takes me and follow the night sky. Paint the stars red, blue or even pink add a little shine to life. I am not scared of what I do not know, I take hope in the future. Maybe I shouldn't? Politics and nations corrupt as the world falls apart. Natures wilting, iceberg's are bleeding and the Earth is drowning. Centuries of misuse and careless life styles will led to the end of this planet. Maybe not in my time but in generations to come. It makes me feel remorse, sorry for those who have to deal with the past's mistakes. Maybe I can help change it, someway, somehow. One day at a time do something that brings back life to this planet. I want to help something that can't help theirselves, maybe a child in a third world country or a blue whale in the Pacific Ocean. One day at a time can led to a future of change.

~*~christmastown, Usa~*~mcadenville, Nc~*~
~&hearts~MERRY CHRISTMAS~&hearts~ A trip to McAdenville, is a family tradition. I have been almost every year of my life and now my boyz look forward to it as well. Its just not Christmas until you ride thru and look at the thousands of lights. Just click on the picture above to be taken to the Official website of Christmastown, USA. Great Pics as well as the History of this Christmas Tradition. Make sure to check out my pics under the file marked with the same name. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

My Personal Notebook :-)
I know not many of you know me, so broadcasting this out to the land of internet is less personal than calling up some of my friends and letting them in on how I am feeling this particular day. I keep this bottled up inside for some silly reason, and there is no reason to keep it that way. Most people heal by talking about things, and this should be no different. I know some people won't understand where I am coming from and others will be able to relate... If you don't understand, please don't say hurtful things to me... Here I go... I once was married, for several years - had two children... I thought life was good... Had everything I asked for and then some. And with one swift punch, it all ended. He left and my life changed forever... We all do dumb things when we are hurt, angry, sad, confused... I was lonely and needed some companionship. I went out looking for a one night stand... I found him alright... Not quite the experience I was expecting and definitely lack

The Feline
Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago. oenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC. The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus. The ancient Egyptians were the first to tame the cat (in about 3000 BC), and used them to control pests. Statues of cats were placed outside the house to protect the inhabitants and to ward off evil spirits. This showed scientists that the cat had become an integral part of the ancient Egyptian family life. Also, in ancient Egypt, Cats were not only protected by almost every occupant of Egypt, but also by the law. So extreme infact was the devoutness of the Egyptian culture to the cat, that if a human killed a feline, either intentionally or unintentionally, that human was sentenced to death. Laws were set that also forbid the exportation of cats, though more

Cold Winter - Joke
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared. But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," t

Bs Funny Saying
Make sure your wipe your lips ... there is still a tiny bit of Bullshit left around your lips... LOL.. Found this and wanted to share this as we all encounter people like this all the time LOL

I Need Some Company
I am going ou of my mind. I need to get out and have some Fun. When I was in hte Army I would go out with guys from my unit and we would have a good time and on occasion someone would get luck and find a girl to take home. Anyway, now I am out and in a place far from where I grew up. I don't have any friends to hang with because now I am a Father of 3 young boys and work full time in an office all by myself. So if any of you Houston area ladies would like to find a good friend here I am waiting. Don't worry not looking for SEX....yet! I just get along better with the opposite sex. If you are a Dallas Fan that would be a plus. I want to see young Romo beat up that old Man Favre! lol. Any way let me know.

Life's Lesson #1
Life's Lesson #1 YOU CANNOT MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU, ALL YOU CAN DO IS BE SOMEONE WHO CAN BE LOVED! THE REST IS UP TO THEM. Its not like any of us can go up to someone with a gun in tote and say "love" me damn it. Where would we get if we did something stupid like that. We cant just become gun toting pscyhotic people just because we feel lonely and right at that very moment want someone to love us. We have to be someone that can be loved first. I know in my mind I sure dont want to love someone that is going to force me to do so. The best advice I got for this was to just be yourself. Dont become someone your not just to get someone's attention. Now a days most people can't stand fake people anyway so you might as well become someone that everyone can love. Hell i know i try to be and if you just dont like it I guess oh well. At least I try and dont pretend to be someone I am not just to make someone fall for me. I just cant do that.

What Are True Friends
What are true friends and how do you know if you really have any? Are they the ones that are there for you through good and bad, thick and thin? Or are they the ones that are just there? Are they the ones that tell you things that are going on in life? Or the ones that hide them and not say anything? Are they the ones that will do anything for you? Or are they the ones that will do anything when the time is right for them? Are they the ones that will talk to you all night long when something goes wrong? Or are they the ones thay will run and hide? What is a true friend and how do you know if you have any?

Thank You
Thaknyou so much for helping me get my 25,000 comments in the give away. If u helped me u know who u are. I appreciate all of the time spent on my page. Even though im not in the misfit angels any more I am thankful that the founder, ladymoose put me in the giveaway and for the rest of the families help. I also want to thank metal ron for haveing the give away. If u happen to know him he just had surgery and please keep him in ur prayers for a fast recover. Thanks to all and have a gr8 week!!!!!!!!!

Xmas 2007
things I wish I got for xmas : 1. eyebrow pierceing 2.a tattoo 3.a new computer prefered a laptop 4. stuff from victoria secret 5.stuff with dolphins 6. fairy stuff 7. different kinds of shot glass's to go with my collection 8.snow lol 9. music cd's 10. dvd's 11. a wii 12. nice warm fuzzy boots 13. Criss angel stuff 14. The Girls next door dvd's and whole bunch more stuff lol

New Years Resalution 2008
1. lose a little wait to feel better about my self 2. go back to school to finish my G.E.D 3. hope to finally meet my long lost brother 4. spend more time with my mother 5. try and make my marriage better 6. learn to drive finally 7. get a decent job 8. learn something new 9. find a college to get into 10. get into better health 11. get my teeth fixed so I can smile more 12. take more pics of myself to show how beautiful of a person I am or can be 13. quit talking myself down or putting my self down 14. be more open to new idea's etc....

Headache
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her Straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sor

Fakes Please Read
Why do so many fakes see fit to steal others photos? After informing Blue about hers .. here is yet another total fake http://fubar.com/user/1353264 when in fact she is http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=87384 come on people . be yourself for heavens sake.

Child Birth
THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN Your Clothes: 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. _____________________________________________________ Preparing for the Birth: 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month. _____________________________________________________ The Layette: 1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they? _____________________________________________________ Worries: 1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a

Confusion
Pretty sure life is crazy... everyone always told me that life wouldnt b easy but not a dam person ever told me that it was goin to b this hard... a warning woulda been nice... i shoulda just stayed in bed today, cant deal with this shit... all tha signs were slappin me in tha dam face and i still believed it...fuckin dumb

I Like This Quiz
Send the results as a message to me Name Age Height Hair color Eye color Favorite color Favorite food What’s your AIM or MSN screen name? Are you gonna add cookieblin@msn.com to your msn ? Tattoos? Piercings? Drink? Smoke? Any Other drugs? Would you care if I did drugs? Would you care if I drank? Are you a virgin? Do you have sex? (If so) How Often? Is sex all you’re looking for? Do you have any STD's? Would you kiss me anytime? Anywhere? Do you like to cuddle? How much? Have you ever been cheated on? Would you cheat on me? Have you ever cheated on someone? List your top 3 bands 1. 2. 3. Top 3 movies 1. 2. 3. Do you like to party? What if I wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you? What if I wanted to kiss you in the rain? Are you spontaneous? Willing to try new things? Like your picture taken? Do you drive? Go to school? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall? Would you push me up aga

A Close Call
The trouble with all these new phsyce medications they're coming out with is this. You never know just what is they are doing until you stop taking them. I know, you where not that bad before the pills and you think you can just stop. ha ha ha Wrong. So anyway heres my story, I made it just about two weeks without taking my meds. (now don't worry im not serial killer.) Last night I starting having chest pains, well kinda felt like symptoms of a heart atack, minus the numbness of the blood flow. Felt jittery and cold, so i called 911 and described to them what was happening, they sent an ambulance and i went to the hospital. They gave me some kind of anti anxiety medication to try and calm me down, well needless to say it worked, only two well. My heart rate took a dip into the teens and they thought i was going to go into arrest, which well from what i know i just about did. The doctors did a good job, If it where not for them i probably would have died. Well my advice, if you'r taking

A Different Kind Of Christmas Poem
A Different Kind of Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the Sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

Mspiggy
Hi 2 all my firends out there and i am happy that can say that, and i do have some true firends but some can't say that and i am bless 2 have them but most of all i am have and bless that i have a family that love me so much and i love very much and i will always be there for them. so still sweet and much love xoxoxo

Needing Help Leveling
My dear brother, The Watcher, seems to feel that BooBoo and I are conspiring against him. Well I guess he is right. He is so good at dishing out love to all of Fubar, so let's see how good he is at receiving it! Please stop by his page and shower him with lots of love!! WATCHER Vice President of GIT ~R~DONE & PROUD MEMBER OF THE CONFEDREATE BOMBERS And Shadow lev@ fubar

Married:)
Hey everybody.....my friend just invited me the other day so I'm new to this. Just to let you know I appreciate all the sweet things said, but I'm married and happy about it...(one of the few people like that?) lol. So please refrain from being too dirty:) I'm not looking for a fuck buddy or boyfriend OR GIRLFRIEND. I've got the best husband ever and I JUST WANT FRIENDS. That's it. Thanks!:):)

What I Do!
My name is Tracy aka Trae. I live in Nashville, TN and Calvert City, KY. I am a business owner and a musician. I am totally into the hardcore PUNK scene and also heavy metal and screamo. I love any kind of music that expresses inside feelings except for rap. Rap is completely and totally useless and meaningless unless you are drunk and at the club. If this offends you, then take your ass somewhere else. I am a true musician. I don't need a computer to make my music!!! Get a life dude and grow up!!! Anyway, HOLLAR!!!!

Fubucks-want Some
I will be giving out fubucks to help members of the 24th level and below. The fubucks are to help you win spotlight. Im not disclosein how much or a exact amount that I will be giving out. What I require/request is a small lil article/paragraph decribeing why you deserv some help, and why you want spotlight so badly. People may a donate fubucks for this if they so wish so but once donated/giving, it will be conciderd a gift and used for helping others out. I will require the following though You MUST fan rate and add who ever you wish. (includien me if u so decide too) You MUST HAVE a VALID SALUTE and salute must be you. as well as look like photos of you. You MUST be nice and kind. There will be NO BEGGING. There is to be no drama at all involed. if any drama for any reson you wont get the fubucks. Your paragraphs/articles are my sole propertie to do what I wish with them. (this is to protect me for such purposes as shareing what they said to others if I

Vote For April Dammit
I was going to make this all sparkly and shiny but the bottom line is ... april's hot enough, i don't need to... so PLEASE click the picture and click on "vote for this bartender" and help out the sexiest, sweetest, rockinest bartender ;)Love you guys, hope you love me enough to help us out ;) (btw, the guy in the pic is leepus for those of you that don't know, he's who i'm staying with here in chicago aka my photographer :p )~~~Sin (copied from my bulletin, please please please vote)

Our New House
We are in the process of redoing our house. It needed sheetrock put up, then we had to tape and mud the pieces that we put up. And now we get to start painting. It has been a long road trying to get into it first of all. But in the long run it will be well worth it. Both of my kids will have their own rooms. It also has hardwood floors threw out the house and in the bathrooms, my kitchen it has cernamic tile.

A Sadness?
So I'm standing in CVS this morning getting juice for the kidlets, and I feel this presence behind me. I turn around, and there's this little old lady standing there touching my hair. She smiles at me and says "Well, hello, honey." Being polite and trying to hide my initial shock at having my hair touched in the middle of a pharmacy, I say, "Hi there, how are you?" She just smiles a little wider and looks at me and says, "Oh, I'm fine...but you're not, are you?" I get this cold chill down my back and say, "Well, yeah, of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?" She gives me this look, like one you give to a kid that you're trying to console, and she says, "I know you're not okay...but you won't tell." I just kinda looked at her and she touched my hair again and said, "Did you do this? Did you make your hair these colors?" I said yes, and she gave me that consoling look again and said, "You have a sadness in you...a deep one...and it shows here-" and she pointed at my hair "-and he

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My First Blog
I'm new to here but have a little comp savy. I love to meet new people and make new friends. I draw and write poetry. I love to do many things to many to list. Hoping to hear from you all take care muaah!!!

Head Injury
What it feels to realize you cant do what you did not so long ago because you bumped your head to hard. Sitting down on the bed, Might feel better if I were dead. Put that lump inside my brain, Now I slowly go insane. Look around the padded room, Thinking of my pending doom. Say a prayer for all I see, And wait for darkness to take over me. This injury has taken all I am, Is no there a cure or even a plan. Falling deeper inside my self made cell, Someone release me from this living hell.

Defiinately New To Fubar...
Yep, very new. I'm so confused by just about everything. I'm a myspacer, what's with all the scroling and page resetting! I don't know what any of this does or means, haha. Very lost...any advice?

Muay Thai Wanna Be
There is NOTHING more I love then seeing cocky bastards who think they know Muay_Thai inside out. For the most part 99% of people who train in Muay_Thai are training using techniques that are designed so they won't hurt themselves or their training partner and almost ALL OF the techniques are based around RULES... These guys don't have a clue what is coming at them... Those of us "insiders" have been using these potentially DEVASTATING Muay_Thai secret techniques and literally turning these "Know It All" Muay_Thai training junkies into crying little babies within SECONDS of a fight or sparing match... I have literally witnessed A GROWN MAN SQUEAL LIKE A PIG in pain from just ONE Knee.. (Actually many gurus and many of times...)

My Friend
heres something i think is very beautiful.. my friend chris mosley made about our friendship.. hes soo awesome.. after reading this go check him out and show him love ok.. luv ya.. muah n hugggssss..his link it at the bottom of this... our frienship is like a a small flutering bee flying throught the cold misty air looking for somewhere safe to land out of the wipping wind and the cold mist of day. finding its way to a beautiful fully nectered red rose with moisture on its soft fluffy red petals the bee lands. knowing its safe from the dark cold mist of air around him that then the are able to feel as one the frightened bee and the beautiul red rose wich sits there not really doing anything as it may seems but yet its warmth of safety enlightening the bee, its soft petals embracing the bees comfort, and its beautiful color showing the bee that beauty is more than just the outside but the inside. as the now fully calmed and loving safe bee sits there hopes and prayes to never leave t

Torn Hearts!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.

Re-arranging Albums
Im in the middle of Re-arranging my albums at the moment, with a lot of them been deleted, if anybody wants to snag any of the graphics I have done, please do so within the next couple of days Thanks

Monkey!
So i was mulling something over at "work" the other day with a couple people and I have decided that there is something missing from our military. Monkeys With Knives It would be great on so many levels. In the first place, it would be cheap. Feeding, arming and training monkeys would be alot less expensive than feeding arming and training humans. Most humans are as smart as monkeys anyway. And its in tune with the military's work to unman the front lines. But best of all, it would piss PETA the fuck off and thats always a nice bonus. You take a bunch of spider monkeys and give them a couple knives. Train them to be psycotic, and for an extra psycological warfare bonus, give them a little clown hat and a little tingly sivler bell on their tails. Fly them over the warzone, and kick them the fuck out of the plane. No need for parachutes because they are monkeys. They can grab a branch or something on the way down and be fine. Then they kill everything. The bonus i

Games People Play
Where do we go from here now that all other children are growin up And how do we spend our lives if theres noone to lend us a hand I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and the stars, would you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Where do we go from here now that all of the children have grown up And how do we spend our lives knowin nobody gives us a damn I dont wanna live here no more, I dont wanna stay Aint gonna spend the rest of my life, quietly fading away Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, just dont make it right If Im telling you the truth right now, do you believe it Games people play in the middle of the night Games people play, you take it or you leave it Things that they say, honor brite If I promise you the moon and t

The Raven
By Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798) Underneath and old oak tree There was of swine a huge company That grunted as they crunched the mast: For that was ripe, and fell full fast. Then they trotted away, for the wind grew high: One acorn they left,and no more might you spy. Next came a Raven,that liked not such folly: He belonged,they did say,to the witch Melancholy! Blacker was he than blackest jet, Flew low in the rain,and his feathers not wet. He picked up the acorn and buried it straight By the side of a river both deep and great. Where then did the Raven go? He went high and low, Over hill,over dale,did the black Raven go. Many Autumns, many springs Travelled he with wandering wings: Many Summers, many Winters- I can't tell half his adventures. At lenght he came back,and with him a She And the acorn was grown to a tall oak tree. They built them a nest in the topmost bough, And young ones they had, and were happy enow. But soon came a woodsman in le

Friends And Family
Hi all! Well, it's getting near that time again! Time to go through my list find out who are true friends. For those of you who keep in contact with me, you ARE a true friend and I love you all! For those, who, by the way, will probably not read this blog, are not true friends, please read the "about me" section in my profile. My list is becoming unmanageable again in that I can't get through the entire list to send comments to my true friends. Sooooooooo, if you want to stay as a friend, please read it and if you want, make the decision to stay on the list by doing what it asks, or make the decision to either delete yourself or allow me to do it! Thanks for your time!

This Is To All The Stalkers
here are the 12 FUCK YOU's of Myspace and Fubar..... lol this is tooooo funny and the bottom goes out to someone who is noone special lmao Fuck you number ONE OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE and Fubar. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE and Fubar IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT DUMB ASS. Fuck You number TWO There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace and Fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck You number THREE To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number FOUR Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FIVE NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still re

Here Is Something U May Not Know~
H ere are somethings you may not know...... 1. Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States . ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men! --

Some Funny Lines^^
Some funny lines ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ******** OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ******** SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. ******** GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ******** HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love

Need Help
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends on 11/27 till 11/30 from 7pm till 9pm and drinks are on me come and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Blast Contest!
Who doesn’t love blasts? Here’s your chance to get one!!!! FOR FREE!!! @~@Sydney@~@ is having a kick ass contest!!! You’re gonna want to get in on this one!!! Here’s the deal: You have 3 options. You must tell Sydney BEFORE the contest starts which one you are going for. FIRST PERSON IN EACH LEVEL 30,000 comments = 1 week blast 20,000 comments = 3 day blast 10,000 comments = 1 day blast. Its that simple but here are a few more simple rules: Picture must be of yourself and safe for work. And comments but be safe for work as well. Obviously comment bombing is allowed. You can only win one blast No drama. No bitching and no being mean to anyone involved….Sydney reserves the right to disqualify you if she feels it is necessary no matter where you are at in the contest. Its Sydney’s page show respect. CONTACT @~@ sydney@~@@ fubar

Darkest Pleasure
Darkest Pleasure Hope is not here within the darkest of sin, it is just a fool man wishing for something that will never be his ever again. Here within this darkest place… where nothing is real or complete, all hope and desire of freedom is erase away forever for here lays looming pain and hellish nightmare of evil lurks. The one place not even Satan would dare to enter. Chapter One Shalyna wanted more out of her life, but she was not sure where to start or look, her plain and simply life within her small town of Mormon’s were meaningless to her now, she was to marry the man, her father had choose for her, a man older enough to be her father, in fact, he was ugly than a bull dog ass, he smelt like something not even a dog would drag home to meet the folks. What could she do about this? Did god really think she was to marry and take this within her faith, a faith force upon her by birth, not of her choosing? She wok

I'am The Scrooge Lol
I get two weeks off for Christmas but it is not paid, on top of that we had more unpaid time off for Thanksgiving, so yeah money is real tight right now, so I guess everyone will be getting $10.00 gift certificates from me lol.

New Levels
Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 500 bulletins 23 Insider 2,250,000 Up to 280 photos 24 Fu-king

Poems
I've come so far but the destination is unknown I stare but where has the world actually gone i used to have something for which i could stand but now i can feel it slipping away like sand Its like i have woke from a extended dream nothing in this world is what it actual seem its not this cushion we visualize but a blade finely crafted the sharpest ever to be made our fears are a joke when you step back more and see the world from its tip to its core our very dreams are just a classroom fantasy but what hope is there to really shape humanity when it thinks it is perfect in its current form at the breaking point the calm before the storm

Fubar The Home Game!
Just in case you were stuck on the magical level 25 and was wondering what's next, well today you got your wish. Five new levels, two of which are mystery levels. Some of us were barely scraping by to get to Godfather, so when it comes time for everyone else above me to level, I will not help you unless you have helped me before.

Good Karma Boat
I received an email from a friend. I sent her a wish for a happy thanksgiving, and knowing that we both have endured a lot of crap in our respective lives. I told her that regardless of the situation, We both have some how keep standing, and in the big picture of life that is a good thing. Might meet our expectations of where we want to be in life but it is a good thing. She replied about she hope that we both find our individual good karma boat. I could see in her case vast opportunities for the happen, me I am just happy for the simple things and getting to the next day. Yeah it is a boring life but as much crap has happening out of nowhere, it is good not have a high profile and great expectations to be shatter by simple phone call, not once but twice. Divorce and deployment :-). However Good Karma Boat, nice concept wonder what the odds are....Well I was at the gym last night thinking Good Karma Boat, me. Yeah right...Then It dawned on me. When I drop

Family
I love my family, i live with my boyfriend which is older than me by about 20 years, we have his grandson because his mother is a whore he is 2 years old and we have our own child which is also a little boy which is 9th. So i stay pretty busy running after them all day after working. I wouldn't change it for nothing in the world i love them so much, i love to watch them play together...

The Atheist
A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments . He had also completed missions in Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the m

Thanks & Respect
I want to give thanks & respect eveyone that has helped me to reach the level Rockstar! All of you have been fantastic in your comming to rate me & my pictures!! All OF YOU HAVE MY RESPECT!!!! Nough Respect God Bless

Improve Your Vocabulary And Help Feed The World!!!
A friend recommended this site: http://www.freerice.com/index.php It's a neat idea, you define a word from a list of 4 choices (and it matches your vocabulary level after a few times, so it's a good challenge) and every word you define correctly, they donate 10 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program. How? Because the advertisers at the bottom of the page pay for it. So come on you English majors, earn that food

Meet Club Far Staff
PROMOTOR CLUB FAR ღ DaDDyS HoNeY DiPღ Club F.A.R Official Promoter/Greeter**@ fubar ................................................ BOUNCERS//CLUB FAR Steve ~*~Club F.A.R. Official Bouncer ~*~@ fubar BPUNCER BRIGHTEYED BrightEyedArtist My heart is Olive Juiced!!! ~SisterHood~@ fubar ..................................... BOUNCER MARK DEMON WOLF-Founder-NIGHT WALKERS-Offical Bouncer of Club FAR-Wandering the fiery pits of Hell.@ fubar .................... OFFICAL GREETERS PURE SWEETNES a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=172482&friend=172482" target=_blank>*~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Official Greeter~The Sisterhood~*@ fubar .................... BROWN EYED BEAUTY Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~@ fubar .......... SWET MEL Sweet Mel ~ Official Greeter of Club F.A.R ~ Member of the Sisterhood@ fubar ...............MAGS ~*~mags~*~OfficialGreeterOfClubF.A.R.~*~TheSisterhood~*~

Aware
:: Focus :: ¢¾Love¢¾ :: Stability :: Passion :: Sex :: Success :: I'm Ready I've lost, I've gained, I've learned. I've had some of the most devestating things happen in my life so far, and a lot of the best. It's been a year unlike any other, I have grown up so much and feel just a little... wiser - for lack of a better word. But I'm ready for a new year, with some things in mind. I'd like to settle just a little bit. Just calm down, take a look at the things I need to work on, and shit... maybe even find a nice girl. I'm done with fucking douche bags who have nothing but a pretty face going for them. It's actually way more fun to be attracted to someone for their personality and who they are. Cus once you've got that, I think you'll find you like everything else too. Enough about girls, let's talk about me. ::Focus:: I would be an ignorant, lazy, not to mention stupid dick if I let my dream go to waste. I've been lucky e

Photoshop
Ok here is my question.... In photoshop... is there a way to organize your styles and actions so they are easier to find instead of scrolling through the long list of them? Can you set them up in sections? or is that even possible??? Tired or searching aimlessly for certain ones when I have soooo many of them.... anyone else have this problem??????

The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air

Animal Cruelty
Animal Cruelty is WRONG!Is this what society today calls cool?!Is this how we should treat some house pets?!?!How would you like it if the only food you had was your own waste?!alt=>So if it's not wrong, let me run tests on you.You sit in a cage with no food for weeks upon months!!This kitten is like all others. Innocent.How would you like living with your tail between your legs, 24/7?Let me end your only way of mobility, then see how fun it is.What would run through your head as you look at the eyes that are staring in desparation??Repost this if you have any heart whatsoever.But before you click the "Home" button, realize how many animals have died from this.Press the "Reply" button to get the code.

1990
If you were born before 1995, then this survey should be easy for you to fill out! Which spice girl did you like? baby? Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? nsync Did you watch S Club 7??? noppers What was your favorite, Sandlot or Little Rascals? little rascals Did you ever have light up sneakers?.. of course Cinderella or Snow White? cinderella What was your favorite holiday? christmas Did you ever try to stay up on Christmas just so you could see santa? yes and i saw my parents draggin my new tv down the hall You ever watch Bill Nye the Science Guy? yea..they used im in science class What grade did you like the best? the ones i took naps in Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers? ninja turtles lol What Ninja Turtle were you? i wasnt a turtle lol Did you ever own a Chinese jump rope? um what What was your favorite thing to eat? pizza What was your favorite color? blue Did you prefer, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego or Where’s Waldo

Grr!
You do not have to salute, it is optional, but you will not level up past 10 but if you want to salute, then you have to abide by the guidelines that are laid out for all community members. It is your choice :) Sas:) === 'XtraCrispy' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:34:31'.. > > sheesh! > > XtraCrispy is my character. I am on myspace, broadcaster, and stickam. I am the masked madman of camland. > > Showing my face would defeat the purpose. > > References: > http://myspace.com/xtracrispy1 > http://www.stickam.com/profile/xtracrispy > http://www.broadcaster.com/profile/XtraCrispy > > === 'Saspanda' spewed forth the following at '2007-11-27 16:27:05'.. > > > > the other part you are missing as well as fubar > > > > is Your FACE must be CLEARLY Seen with nothing covering it at all, while your holding the handwritten sign. > > > > That is what candid photo means..... A salute is to show the REAL YOU> > > > > > > > > === 'XtraCrispy' spew

Blindfolded
Blindfolded Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! Finally, after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch th

Man Joke
The first blond guy joke ! The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of

Love Is True
When you kiss me My heart melts Everytime I look into your eyes This is what I have felt I feel you holding me in your arms Nothing can tear us apart Your love is true And I know it for a fact It's what you do to me That makes my heart react I am here to say this And I hope you listen too With all my heart I love you

School Papers
here is my most resent research paper. sorry about the format here, made some changes to get it on the blog. please let me know what you think. DO IT YOURSELF HOME FUNERALS The do it yourself home funerals are on the rise as seen on PBS and MSNBC, plus many other articles written about it. The funeral service professional should take note of this because home funerals are growing in popularity and are legal in all but five states. What is a home funeral? Reminiscent of earlier times, the family bathes and dresses the body (there is no embalming.) The casket is either purchased or built by the family. They will conduct the visitation and funeral service themselves and will transport the body to the cemetery or crematory. It should be noted that in these “earlier times”, families did what they had to do because the services of a funeral home weren't always available. There are several reasons why families choose home funerals. Often, t

Military Soldiers
i've been in the army for over little a year and i have seen so much that is a disgrace to the military itself. ...its not the uniform that we wear... its not the training we have received in basic nor the training we have had in are units...its not taking orders from one in higher command nor is it what the tell you to do and not the time we spent in Iraq. only a few still live the dream of a soldier...i spit on soldiers i cursed them and pulled a gun out on them...not cause they were soldiers but they were never acting like one...today these soldiers take and never give they use people and leave. what makes a soldier now...i use to look down on the military and now since i joined i cant help but look away in disgrace about these so called soldiers cause they only hurt others ...yeah they go to Iraq, Afghanistan..Kuwait, and Korea and many more places but hero's i don't and will never call them cause most take it all for granite when they come back and honesty the soldier out their

Enter Our Contest!!!!!
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Narco Dollars
The Real Deal: We Have Met the Enemy and It is Us Friday, 1 March 2002, 12:06 pm Column: Catherine Austin Fitts Narco-Dollars For Dummies (Part 12) How The Money Works In The Illicit Drug Trade Part 11 in a 13 Part Series By Catherine Austin Fitts First published in the Narco News Bulletin EARLIER PARTS TO THIS SERIAL... Part 1 - Narco Dollars For Dummies Part 2 - Sam & Dave Do White Substances Part 3 - The Ultimate New Business Cold Call Part 4 - On Your Map Part 5 - Getting Out of Narco Dollars HQ Part 6 - Georgie And West Philadelphia Part 7 - Dow Jones Up, Solari Index Down Part 8 - Fast Food Franchise Pop Part 9 - At the Heart of the Double Bind Part 10 - Drugs as Currency Part 11 - In Defense of American Drug Lords SEARCH NZ JOBS Search Businesses on FindA Check YOUR SALARY Level MORTGAGE Calculators HOTEL DEALS on Scoop Search New & Used CARS FLIGHT DEALS on Scoop ****** The Pogo Problem: We Have Met the Enemy

More Fubar Levels ! !
MORE FUBAR LEVELS ADDED.. TO ME THAT MEANS NO CHANCE TO THE NEWER PEOPLE OR PEOPLE WITH LOWER LEVELS WE FIGHT AND CLIMB TO GET TO GOD FATER! THAT WAS OUR GOAL.. NOW WE DONT HAVE A GOAL IN SIGHT.... PEOPLEWHO WERE SO HAPPY THEY WERE ALMOST TO GOFATHER AFTER YRS OF TRYING NOW HAVE NOTHING TOLOOK FORWARD TO UNLESS THEY CHANGE THE ACESS TO TOLEVELLESS TO LEVEL WHICH I SINCERELY DOUBT.... NOW THE PEOPLE ALREADY ABOVE US ..WITH HIGH STANDING IN FUBAR AND WITH MORE FRIENDS AND CONNECTIONS WILL BE CLAMERING TO THE NEXT LEVEL FOR THEM WHICH MEANS WE THE LITTLE POPLE MAY AS WELL FORGET IT. FEEL FREEE TO LEAVE UR THIOUGHTS

Complaints (funny)
These are genuine clips from London Council flat tenants complaining to the Council about problems with their flats 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dog's mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 5. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 6. And their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on i

Work.. And Stuff..
Okay.. So corporate america finally got to me... I've got a new job.. an ACTUAL 9-5, m-f .. full benefits after 30 days.. paid vacation, paid holidays, personal days... after ... COUNTLESS years of retail... i get to say .. NO MORE WEEKENDS BITCHES!!!! heh... anyhow.. wanted to finally post a POSITIVE blog... so here it is :D

Running In The Rain
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window ~ it's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" o

Just Something Cool I Found
I didn't write this I found it courtesy my friend Blue: "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered oute

Work Mtg
Well I had my eval today.. as i wrote in one of my blogs.. and I also had a staff mtg tonite. was 1 1/2 hrs long. These mtgs really bore me because they mainly pertain to nursing. I sat for 1/2 hr just watching a film on how to take care of ulcers. Was kinda gross after I just ate taco bell. Anyways.. boss was going over things..and also brought up fact of the nurses need to pay more attn to IV sites. Guess we had a couple bad cases.. one which is a patient who is back on our floor. He has cellulitis in his hand from his last admission. This is also a family member of my hubbys. One of the charge nurses got kinda defensive..etc..was saying hes a frequent flyer..in and out alot.. on all the floors. How do they know it was our floor who done it. Etc. My boss kinda got upset over it..saying, she needs to lower her voice and watch what shes saying..since the door is open..and people are out in the hallway. I guess this kinda got the girl mad. I also put in my 2 cents worth..sayi

Bragging Rights!!
JUST HAD TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.... NOT ONLY IS MY SON BEING RECRUITED TO PLAY HARVARD FOOTBALL AND FOOTBALL AT WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY..BUT.. HE APPLIED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY..I TOLD HIM HE NEEDED LOTS OF OPTIONS... AND.. HE GOT ACCEPTED TO BAYLOR UNIVERSITY WITH A $40000 SCHOLARSHIP!!! WOOHOOOO!!!! WE ARE HOLDING OUT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH HARVARD AND WASHINGTON BUT OH TO HAVE THESE CHOICES IN LIFE!! GUESS I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!

Me..........
Just a little bit about me. I am a down to earth female who loves to meet new people. I love to laugh and have fun. The one thing I do not like is drama. I am a well educated woman with alot of class. I love to read, chat, do graphic designs, play with dog, surf the internet, play online games and listen to music. I was born under the zodiac sign of Cancer and if you are into zodiac signs then you will just what type of person I am if not then I suggest you read up on your horoscopes so you will know the type of person you are dealing with. (l0l). I believe in keeping it real at all times, so if you dont want to hear my answer then please dont ask the question cause I may something you dont like. I believe in being me and nothing else, accept me for who I am or dont accept me at all. If you have any questions feel free to ask me, dont be shy or afraid to ask cause when it comes down to the answer I am the one that will chose to give you a answer or not. If you feel me and understand t

Dunno
Well I dont really know what to say but I figured i could go ahead and write a blog. If there are any avid readers you should check out the Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice. Its awesome and its alot of fun to read. I am currently reading the final book. Or if you dont like Erotica I would suggest the Dark Hunter Novels by Sherilyn Kenyon. If you want go ahead and read them they are awesom I promise.

Stalkers On Fubar
U know sometimes it feels good for people to tell ya what u want to hear...BUt when people continue to bother you and single you out in name calling it begins to be too much..So just consider who U talk to.....I love to STALK...((LUST)))LETS CLEAR THAT up...BUt never would I make them feel uncomfortable.....Lick me...HA ha....And I thank you to my RAWKIN ASS FRIENDS WHO know what IM talking about and to others who dont....I will just end it with this (((STALK ME WITH CAUTION))))I will bite back.......... Have a merry christmas and HAPPY HOLIDAYS.. SORRY I am not being myself, Love, Memory

Just Like A Woman
Just Like a Woman By:Salty Dog Show a night's affection baby. Make it simple with your innocents' and shys'. Though I knew a few women. They had no mercy and I, know I can't live my life through someone else's eyes Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Take a walk on the line. Ticking like a time bomb. Make me feel the hours, long to pass me by. I thought I knew where I was searching. It all looks the same when you stare at the sky. Ain't that just like a woman. Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman. Just like a woman. So amazed by the things she can do. Just like a woman. She hurts like a woman, and that's just like you. Just like you babe. Now I know a few more women with a little mercy and I, ain't gonna waste my time waste my time, waste my time with you woman. Ain't that just like a woman Baby Baby Ain't that just like you. Ain't that just like a woman Just like a woman So am

Holiday
Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that tur

This Is For Sgt Danny That Calls Me And Kage Mom And Pop
imikimi - Customize Your World AS OF THIS FRI AT 0500 FRI SGT DANNY WON'T BE ONLINE FOR A LONG TIME . I HAVE GROWN TO CARE ALOT FOR HIM HE IS A AWSOME YOUNG MAN THAT HAS COME INTO MY LIFE SINCE I LOST A SON , PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS ALL OUR LOVE FROM ALL AT DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES CHERIE (MOM ) KAGE (POP) DEB LANEY EMMIT PAYNEJA01 ALL OF US HUN GOD BLESS YOU KEEP YOU SAFE

For All Dcs Members
Just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to become a member of the DIRTY SOUTH CREW. I don't think I would have time to send thank you comments to everyone in the crew, so I figured i would just make a blog instead and say thank you, THANK YOU again for the acceptance. PROFILEDESIRE.COM

Check This Out For Me.
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Renovation Time.. Lol
Well now it has been awhile since I sat and wrote... but today i feel like it is needed... yes I'm renovating.. lmao i know some of u might be wondering what i mean... and so here is a lil bit into my mind set... at least as of lately... as some of u know, things with jesse and i have been rocky lately... and i have honestly considered letting him go... i think he is married or at the very least still messing with baby momma... he has told me that recently he hit her... he wont tell me why they were even fighting... although i did hear him say, "you fucked him u fowl mouth bitch"... and my thinking is this... if u havent been with her in 2 almost 3 yrs what does it matter who she is fucking??? but he has not made the time to talk to me since it happened for me to find out any information... and our communication has gone to almost nothing... the thing is that i need closer from him... if we are going to end our commited relationship i think we should say it... not just stop seeing

Playstation
ok so i used to joke when i was young that i would play u like the nintendo.. yeah that ages me doesnt it.. but i was okcupid and took a personality test.. and the results say im like a playstation.. lmao cant help but post this!!!! gotta luv it!! The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you

Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dea

To My Wife
I am not very good at this writing so here it goes. This goes to my vey sexy and loving wife. I sometimes forget how tender and precious the touch of her lips are on mine and the fell for hands on my back or arms or just holding hands when we walk I take them for granted. I take for granted she is there for the girls taking care of them. Picking them up from school going to the ortho or soccer or what ever they need to do. Its been hard with my hours at work changing and not getting home till 9pm or later. she had a misscarrage 4 months ago and might be in the middle of another God I hope not. Honey I love you so much you are my other half for I am not whole with out you. Your Loving Husband Paul

S.i.n.
S.I.N. Lyrics By:Ozzy Osbourne A psycho driver twisted in my head Silence broken, but there's nothing said I got a nightmare from a fantasy Will the voices ever set me free Chorus: I can hear 'em, I can hear 'em Someone wake me when it's over I can see 'em, I can see 'em I can see 'em over and over again I saw it happening like deja-vu They tried to tell me but they couldn't get through In my head I hear the voices scream I need someone to tell me what it means Chorus Whoa--who turned off the lights? Whoa--a shadow in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight No, no I can't make it alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass I wonder if tonight will be my last I need an angel who can rescue me To save me from my mental symphony Chorus Whoa--who turned out the lights? Whoa--shadows in the night Whoa--it wasn't meant to be I can't take this alone Don

Damn, Maybe I Am Just A Bitch...
Ever have one of those days when ONE thing goes wrong and it goes from a great day to wanting to hurt someone? Yeah, it's one of those days! Started out so good and in the past three hours it's gone to hell. Think I need a real life bar to help this one out!

Silver Speaks
Well, well, it took a bit, but I'm back online full time, and crazy as ever! On a high note, I finally got a guestbook that works...no more icky huge white space on my jprofile that does nothing...so sign it, yall! :D Still DJ'in for Hippo Radio, still diggin' it bigtime...check it out at www.hipporadio.co.uk, or check out our lounge right here in Fubar...and dig on that awesome audio goodness!! Brightest of Blessings to All!!!

You've Got Her In Your Pocket
You've Got Her In Your Pocket By: The White Stripes You've got her in your pocket And there's no way out now Put it in the safe and lock it 'cause it's at home sweet home Nobody ever told you that it was the wrong way To trick a woman, make her feel she did it her way And you'll be there if she ever feels blue And you'll be there when she finds someone new What to do Well you know You keep her in your pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home The smile on your face made her think she had the right one Then she thought she was sure By the way you two could have fun But now she might leave Like she's threatened before Grab hold of her fast Before her feet leave the floor And she's out the door 'cause you want To keep you in my pocket Where there's no way out now Put it in a safe a lock it 'cause it's home sweet home And in your own mind You know you're lucky just to know her And in the beginning

Karma
TheKarmaQuiz.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! john, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 21 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way! MyHotComments

Usually Here, Always Gone: The Ramblings Of A True American Anti-hero
So I was talking to this girl that thinks she has a dilemma... ...basically, her and 3 girls she knows were GREAAAAAAAAT friends back in high school... ...so she says. Now, her dilemma is that the other three will not talk to any of the others, but all three DO talk to her.... ...and she wants to tell them how everyone else is doing sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad... ...but says she can't because they are not talking to each other. In my opinion... ...not that great of friends at all. My OPINION mind you *LMFAO* (last thing I need is some sob story/hate mail/or whatever it is you might feel inclined to do) I mean seriously, me and my friends have been at outs before... ...words been said... ...boobies were grabbed... ...sometimes flashed.... ...threats made... ...and blows thrown. NOW....after all that (disregarding the booby flashing because you know that

What The Fukk Is Goin On
I NEVER RANT ABOUT EVERYTHING . I AM THE ONE THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS COME TO WHEN THEY NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO . I AM ALWAYS THERE FOR MY FRIENDS AND WHAT DOES THAT GET ME . STABBED IN THE BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN . I WAS WITH A WOMAN ON HERE FOR A WHILE THINGS WERE GOOD BUT WE SLOWLY STARTED TO DRIFT APART AND SHE WAS ALL TRYIN TO MAKE ME DECIDE IF I WANTED TO BE WITH HER OR NOT ON A DAY THAT I WAS SICK AND WAS HAVING MIGRAINS SO BAD THAT I COULD BARELY SEE . SHE GETS PISSED OFF AND ENDS IT THEN BLOCKS ME FROM EVERYTHING AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL HAS TOLD SOME OF MY FRIENDS A BUNCH OF SHIT TO WHERE THEY WONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE . I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO SOME OF THEM BUT I ALWAYS GET THE COLD SHOULDER . I TRIED TALKIN TO HER TO SAY IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING AND WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE FRIENDS AND I GET BLOWN OFF AGAIN . I USED TO WORK FOR A LOUNGE WICH I WILL NOT MENTION THE NAME BUT I WAS THERE G.M. AND DJ . I DJ'D ON THE AVERAGE 12-15 HOURS A DAY EVERYDAY I DID EVERYTHING

Please Help !!! = (
Ok, I have had this cough 2 and a half weeks now and is showing now signs of stopping. Let me give you the whole "story" about it. At the beginning of the 2 and a half weeks I started having a really horrible sore throat. At that time I contributed the coughing to the dry and sore throat that I was having. But then the sore throat went away with some meds I had from my last sore throat. But the coughing stayed. And then the sore throat came back but not as severe. So basically the sore throat then was due to the coughing. Then I started getting either allergies or a cold cause I started having a congested nose and a little bit of sneezing. Now the allergy / cold "issues" are gone but this cough is still here. The problem that I am having with it now is that it is taking a horrific toll on my stomach muscles. It started as just hurting when I coughed. But now it much worse. I have been taking cough meds and drops but nothing is working. Two nights ago I went to bed after

Peeing Where You Shouldnt
Has anyone ever peed where you shouldn't. I am not talking about those emergency times..where you whip it out.. when your outside. I mean, have you ever slept walk..or was so tired you peed where you shouldn't. I was on here late lastnight..and seen my boy come down the steps. The bathroom is right near the corner I am in. Anyways.. he turns right..going into the kitchen. I was kinda curious about what he was doing so I got up and followed him. He went straight down into the basement. Hes kinda in a daze..looking around. Next thing i know hes whipping it out. This is my youngest.. 7yrs old. I rushed over.. directed him over to the drain in the floor..so it wasnt all over the place. It started out.. just going everywhere! Had a nice job of floor cleaning afterwards. LOL. When I was little.. like around his age.. my mom said I got up and went into this tiny little closet we had..and peed. Its just amazing what all you do when your asleep~

Friendship
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.

Quizes For Fun
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Please Place A Vote
YOU CAN HELP KIDS HAVE A BETTER CHRISTMAS, PLEASE TAKE A FEW SECS A DAY TILL OVER AND JUST COPY AND PASE THIS LINK TO BROWSER BAR THE CLICK ON VOTE IF YOU CAN DROP IN THERE AND VOTE EVERTDAY TILL OVER LETS GIVE SOME SPECIAL KIDS A GREAT CHRISTMAS THANK YOU SWEET~THING (PATTY) http://fubar.com/bartender/100 COME ON LETS DO THIS :) JUST CLICK ON VOTE FOR PETE ON TOP RIGHT SIDE OF PIC

Wow Life Is Good Right Now And Forever Just Keep The Money Coming
great people around me, in the hand of the lord ,there no stop us from the bottom all the way to the top.(thanks for making us million) thanks to all my bro.and my new bro. ( KIMO )kill them all when you get in the ring bro.(the lord is on your side)

It Just Keeps Getting Better......
b/f and i are planning or trying to have a baby! I can't wait to be a mom....I love kids to death. We already have names picked out. Boy- Connor Daniel Girl- Zayra Faye.... We have been together for 3 yrs and I wouldn't trade him for anything. We have had our ups and downs but who doesn't. We put up w/eachothers shit. He means everything to me. He's most important in my life. I love you baby more than you ever know! "We will never part"

I'll Miss You
I came on here today thing i would just delete my profile and then i have all this mail from some really good friends.I still want to delete my profile.So talk me out of it if i get less then 100 comments i'm deleting.

Natural Vegetable Based Products
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Fake People
I cannot stand fake people EVEN IF THEY ARE FAMILY BY BIRTH...I Am tired of People trying to act like they Are Friends or Family then turn around and lie, Steal,And Talk shit..You Know People like you have no Friends And You Wonder Why HELLO Your Fake thats why..I am Done With Fake People I Don't Need you At All..I Was Happy without you and I will Be Again..I Need only Myself To Be Happy.. The Friends I have Are One in A Million And Cannot Be Taken... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DAVID AND SUE.....

Bedtime Story
The Magic Pen I’m sitting in my backyard on a sunny early spring afternoon. My blue spiral notebook is on my lap and a magic pen is in my hand. The pen doesn’t look that special if you see it in my bag or on my desk, just a black gelstick pen with a cap. The magic begins when I touch it to paper. Two fussy blue jays chase each other overhead. “Are they mad at each other or just playing?” My pen writes the question before I have time to think of it. A squirrel buries a pecan in the next door neighbor’s yard, his bushy tail twitching as he digs. “How will he remember where he hid it?” my pen asks. I really don’t know. There are tiny yellow flowers tucked throughout the greening grass. “Why do we call them weeds?” the pen questions. Oh, and there are six fluffy dandelion seed balls lined up against the side of my house. “You can make a wish, you know. What will you wish for?” my pen asks. I stop writing for a moment to think of all the pos

Military Bullshit
I'm FURIOUS with our USMC! I'm positive this type of bullshit happens in all of the branches however! Back in 1999 when my daughter was a high school senior she was approached by a Marine recruiter and enlisted into the Marines as her plan for after graduation, which only the good Lord knew how much a taste of reality my daughter needed! Even if she only survived boot camp I was sure it could only be a positive thing for her! Long story short, from January when she enlisted until maybe March it was Sgt, then as time passed it became a first name basis only. Before we'd realized it they'd been dating! YES.... This 24yr old MARRIED RECRUITER was not only dating my high school senior, but the week of her graduation they assured themselves of her not going to boot camp in Sept, or the Marines at all, with a PREGNANCY! Also, during these months of joy, during a verbal argument between he and I in my front yard, he assaulted me by taking both hands and shoving them into my che

The Lost Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies "No, I haven't found Jesus," The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preache

Venting
Back in September my ex-husband accused my husband of molesting my 5 year old daughter. My ex was awarded temporary physical custody and ordered to let me have "frequent" vists with her. Well, after almost 6 weeks, my husband was cleared by CYS and I have gotten my poart of the orginal 50/50 custody back. They have determined that the stories were false, and have suggested psycological help for my little girl. Obvious to me, how else is a 5 year old going to recover from that sort of brainwashing? I have tried to get her an appointment with a certin place, but her father refused treatment, since we have 50/50 custody, I can't get her treated without his consent. He wants to take her to the same place he's being treated at, and I won't allow that. Who knows what kind of lies he's telling there, expecially since I know the kind of lies he's telling everyone else. My daughter certinly does not need treated for something that didn't happen. The counselors I chose have no previous tr

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This Bitch's Blog
omfg!! this site is even scarier than MySpace!!! and apparently it's actually censored, so I really, really don't see why people come here. do not rejoice however, for you are not free of my retardedness just yet: when i get used to the eerie mess that is my homepage, i shall start reposting my Yahoo!360 blogs here like i do in MySpace and Multiply. yay!! (...?) meanwhile, here's my 360 page http://360.yahoo.com/tlazolteotl.immortal and my multiply and myspace pages if you seriously have no life. http://myspace.com/1ts_just_me http://tlazolteotl.multiply.com oh, and there WILL be porn, i promise =P ....omg does this site even accept html???

Say Hi To Jesus And His Father
To all of you that i have decieved, i am gods child not alone, I have been waalking with him for a while ever since the age 12 so I have told a bunch of you that i am wiccan but I really follow christ so if anyone is offended that think i am not who said I was.

A Great Friends Loss.
Click The Photo To Go To Adam's Profile. One Of Our Dearest Friends,Adam Aka Chains has suffered a great loss, His Mum had passed away suddenly on Tuesday,November 27,2007. He was very close to her,She Mean't the World To Him. He Is Devastated By this loss,and Needs All The Love And Support That we can muster up for him, As Online Family And Friends,We must Reach Out to him and Let Him Know We are there For Him,in his dire time of need. To All Who Know Adam,You Know What a Wonderful And Phenomenal Friend He has Been to All he comes in Contact with, So I Ask All To Please Stop By His Profile and Leave Your Love And Heartfelt Sympathy For Him. With Great Sympathy,in Our Hearts Bobby And Roxanne.

Storys ( True And False )
My cousins boyfriend remodels houses and one day he was in the closet of a house and felt something on hes neck and swiped it off. 3 days later the same spot swole up to be a huge red bump. He went to the doctor and they cut it open to drain and discovered a brown recluse spider layed 3 egg sacks in hes neck. Then he fell ill and started suffering horrible stomach cramps and spent a whole month in the hospital before he recovered. This is a true Story - My mom called me the other day to tell me he was released from the hospital finally.

So Hard
can anyone tell me why it is so damn hard to find a good woman in this world? i have been searching forever for the right woman to give my heart and love to but i can't seem to find that special person to live the rest of my life with.

1 Month V.i.p Give Away
Hello everyone I just wanted to ask all of my friends if they wouldn't mind helping me out. I am in a give away and I am trying to get a 1 month V.I.P. I need to get 14,500 comments. Now I know its alot but if you think about it I have helped most of you out. If you do help me out I will make you a pic of something. Well here is the link to the pic if you have the heart to help me out>>>>> Brought to you by ~*Demented Kitty*~@ fubar

Your Special!
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, drool when you smile or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there; you're fucking special...

Used Like A Plase Matt!!
I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT MEN LIKE USING WOMEN FOR JUST ONE THING!!! AND THEY LIKE TREATING THE GOOD WOMAN LIKE PLACE MATT'S AND WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH US THEN THEY THROW US IN THE TRASH JUST LIKE THE TREAT US AND IT GET'S TIRYING AFTER AWHILE... BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY WELL WHY DO YOU TAKE IT??? WELL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE NO WHERE TO RUN OR WHEN THEY MAKE YOU USE ALL OF YOUR MONEY FOR THE KID'S THEN YOU TELL US WHAT ARE SUPPOSE TO DO???? IT IS HARD FOR US WHEN THE KID'S ARE INVOLVED BUT MEN DONT LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT THEY JUST WANT A PIECE AND THAT'S ALL THEN THEY THROW US AWAY!!!!!

Weird Scenes From The Gold Mine...
Some of you may not be football fans.. or watch the news. The 21 on my page is my own little way of paying tribute to Sean Taylor, Safety for the Washington Redskin, slain in his home Monday night. Sean has been one of, if not my favorite players on the Skins. He's gotten a bad reputation for being your trypical NFL thug.. but he was anything but that. His talent was off the charts and he had yet to reach his peak. I live and breath Redskins football, which is not always a good thing given the way they seem to find a way to lose with so much talent. Many times my only salvation during a game they were clearly destined to lose would was the opportunity to see Sean absolutely POP a wide reciever or running back in the secondary... sometimes it was as if his hits were an extension of my anger at the score.. in that way I felt a connection. I dont think the Skins will EVER have a player like him again in my lifetime and that saddens me beyond words.. What truly matters though is the

Marillion - Kayleigh (lyrics)
Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to br

My Horoscope For 11/27
You've got to make a tough call between your family (or friends) and your working life. The balance is heavily tilted toward the personal, but the outcome, of course, is totally up to you.

R.e.m. - You Are The Everything ( Lyrics)
Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing (say, say, the light) I'm very scared for this world I'm very scared for me Eviscerate your memory Here's a scene You're in the back seat laying down The windows wrap around To sound of the travel and the engine All you hear is time stand still in travel and feel such peace and absolute The stillness still that doesn't end But slowly drifts into sleep The stars are the greatest thing you've ever seen And they're there for you For you alone you are the everything I think about this world a lot and I cry And I've seen the films and the eyes But I'm in this kitchen Everything is beautiful And she is so beautiful She is so young and old I look at her and I see the beauty Of the light of music The voices talking somewhere in the house Late spring and you're drifting off to sleep With your teeth in your mouth You are here with me You are here with me You have been here and you are everything

U2 - One (lyrics)
Is it getting better Or do you feel the same Will it make it easier on you Now you got someone to blame You say One love One life When it`s one need In the night It's one love We get to share it It leaves you baby If you don`t care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it`s too late Tonight To drag the past out Into the light We`re one But we`re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it`s all I got We`re one But we`re not the same We hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher love Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can`t be holding on To wha

Joseph Arthur - In The Sun (lyrics)
I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes cause when you showed me myself I became someone else But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need I picture you fast asleep A nightmare comes You cant keep awake May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you cause if I find If I find my own way How much will I find If I find If I find my own way How much will I find You I dont know anymore What its for Im not even sure If there is anyone who is in the sun Will you help me to understand cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need Maybe youre not even sure what its for Any more than me May gods love be with you Alwa

How I Feel
I JUST FEEL I NEED TO DO THIS NOT TO MAKE PEOPLE PIDDY OR FEEL SORRY FOR ME I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT HOW I LET THINGS GO BAD SO FAST WITH ALL THE CHOIES I MADE ABOUT LIFE AND MY SO CALLED FRIENDS WHO I DON'T EVEN HEAR FROM TILL THEY NEED SOMETHING AND EVERY THING ELSE LATLEY I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE FEEL WANTED AND LOVED SOMEONE TO CALL ME AND ASK HOW ARE YOU AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY IT FEELS LIKE IM NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HAPPY EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES ME FEEL REJECTED LIKE IM NOT GOOD ENUFF TO TALK OR HANG OUT EVEN THOUGH GO OUT OF MY WAY TO HELP THEM AND BE A GOOD FRIEND I GUESS THATS MY PROBLEM IM TO NICE I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE IM ABOUT READY TO GIVE UP AND NOT BOTHER ANYMORE WELL IM DONE I'LL PROBLEY POST SOMETHING ELSE SOON UNTIL THEN IN FUBAR LAND HAVE A GOOD DAY AND A GREAT NIGHT BYE FOR NOW

For Our Lovely Friend Adam ....
I'm not sure if everyone knows but our lovely friend Adam (Chains301) lost his Mother last night, I know it was very sudden and that he was very close to her and that he is naturally devastated. I just wanted to do this for him he is always there for others and I wanted to let him know that his friends all share in his families sadness and that we are here for him for support. Bless you Adam and your family and rest in peace his Mum ....

Crazy Things That Have Happened To Me
hmm ok well, I had a gf for a year and half, and we moved into together and she got a night shift job just me. Well she met someone at work and fell out of love with me, least she told me and we broke up, before she did anything. Ok well so I moved into the other room, and she started dating the other person, which btw was a butch girl lol, um so she dated for a week or so, and she started acting weird, one day while I was on the phone she came into my room and started making out with me, then a few days later she for some reason decided to give me a handjob and assured me it wasn't cheating, she said it looked like I needed it and she was helping a friend out. Well about a week later I came home from work on a hour break, and she suggested we play strip poker, well anyway she pretty much seduced me, and we had some crazy sex lol. Ok so a few weeks later this girl moves in with us, and boy that was crazy, she is so afraid I'll tell on her she devises a plan to have me arres

Please Forgive Me
It still feels like our first night together Feels like the first kiss and It's gettin' better baby No one can better this I'm still hold on and you're still the one The first time our eyes met it's the same feelin' I get Only feels much stronger and I wanna love ya longer You still turn the fire on So If you're feelin' lonely.. don't You're the only one I'd ever want I only wanna make it good So if I love ya a little more than I should Please forgive me I know not what I do Please forgive me I can't stop lovin' you Don't deny me This pain I'm going through Please forgive me If I need ya like I do Please believe me Every word I say is true Please forgive me I can't stop loving you Still feels like our best times are together Feels like the first touch We're still gettin' closer baby Can't get close enough I'm still holdin' on You're still number one I remember the smell of your skin I remember everything I remember all your moves I remember you I re

Salutes
Not to bash Fubar, but I think that everyone no matter if they have a VIP or not should be required to have a salute. Too many ppl are making false accounts to satisfy some insane need to stalk ppl. The salutes verify who the ppl are and to show that they are real people. If they get to buy VIP's to skip this step how is anyone to se if they are who they say they are. This is just my thoughts and I still will not add ya b/c u are at a level 150 without a salute unless I know u. K, have had my say am jumping off the soap box and decorating again. Have a great day!!!

Nsfw Pics
ok I'm really sick of guys telling me to go check out their NSFW pics. When I say no its no. quit fucking asking me the same damn question over and over. Pisses me off. I will not rate or comment your naked pics, not gonna sit there and look at some guys pics claiming how big his dick is when its so fricken tiny you cant even see it. So quit being losers and whoring yourself out to people. If people wanted to rate your lame ass pictures then they will... Ugh ok... I'm done now. :-D have a great day!

Im Taken
im taken! I finally found the love of my life!! Her name is Stacy Scott and she's the most awesome woman ive ever met......sorry ladies but im off the market.....more than likely for good.....thats right this knight has found his lady fair and is whisking her away to his castle far away......doesnt mean we cant be friends....keep in touch with me!

Some Of My Favorite Quotes
"I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKIN OVARIES OFF!" -JUSTIN TURNER “Merry Christmas! And for my Spanish audience: Merry Christmas: learn English.” -Stephen Colbert "SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 BEERS THATS 200 CALORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE 10 BEERS THATS 0 CALORIES BECAUSE YOU THROW IT UP :D" -RACHEL KELLY "THE CONDOM IS THE GLASS SLIPPER OF OUR TIME: YOU PUT ONE ON, DANCE ALL NIGHT AND THROW IT AWAY" -MARLA SINGER (FIGHT CLUB) "SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT ARE, AND ASK WHY? SOME PEOPLE DREAM OF THINGS THAT NEVER WERE AND ASK, WHY NOT? SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THAT SHIT!" -GEORGE CARLIN "IN APPLYING THE STEREOTYPE THAT ALL OLD PEOPLE ARE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED,WHAT'S OFTEN OVERLOOKED IS THE FACT THAT MANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE SLOW-THINKING AND DULL-WITTED THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES. AT THIS POINT THEY'RE SIMPLY OLDER VERSIONS OF THE SAME UNIMPRESSIVE PEOPLE." - GEORGE CARLIN I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would tak

How Would You Feel?
How would you feel if you had a girl who tells all of your dirt online and her friends constantly bitch at you for doing things when it isnt even there business? dont get me wrong i dont like drama and i dont like fighting but what relationship is perfect? im not perfect so here is what i have to say to you, you know who you are if you feel like you said you do, go right ahead leave find a more local girl im not playing the stupid online drama game with you!

Update On Kages Mom Helen
AS YOU ALL KNOW KAGES MOM HELEN HAD HALF HER LUNG REMOVED . WELL WE WERE FUBAR MARRIED TODAY IN OUT LOUNGE , I ASKED KAGE HOWS MOM HUNNY , REAPPLY WAS ITS SPREAD . IM SO ANGRY WITH DOCTORS AND THEIR LIES , BURYING HIS DAD A YR AGO SEPT20 TH , AND NOW MOM HELEN , AS KAGES FUWIFE AND R/L OLE LADY , PLEASE KEEP THEM IN YOUR PRAYERS FOR THIS A SO HARD FOR HIM . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com TY SO MUCH LOVE YOU'S ALL KAGE AND CHERIE

Busy Until January
If you don't see me around, it's not just you. I have been neglecting my online course while fooling around here. I won't be spending that much time on Fubar until I'm done with that course - it's nothing against Fubar. (Just can't have the distraction.) That being said, please leave lots of love on my birthday on December 6th.

Time In My Life
time in my life i think everything is going great.meet someone special in my life.then get afraid and end it all.knowing in your heart thats not what you want.cuz it kills you inside as well as outside.hearts get broking and tears fall.confussion is in my mind cunfussion wish would fly.love will always be in my heart even though we are apart.love is in your eyes everytime you cry.im lost in my head wishing this feeling would end just to let you know my heart will always love you

Racism
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Gringo" and you think it's OK. ...But when I call you Kike, sand nigger, rag head ,Towelhead, WOP, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger, slant eyes or Chink you call me a racist. -You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? -You have the United Negro College Fund. -You have Martin Luther King Day. -You have Black History Month. -You have Cesar Chavez Day. -You have Yom Hashoah -You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi -You have Al Qaeda -You have the NAACP. -You have BET. -If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist. -If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist. -If we had white history month... we'd be racist. -If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist. -If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist. -In the Million Man March, you believed that you were m

Thursday Night Nov. 29, 07
Ok, as most of you know I am a big Dallas Cowboys fan, So wherever all of my Fu friends are located in this world, I want to hear from you all on Thursday November 29, 2007 and I want you all to say "How Bout Them Cowboys."

Possible Or Impossible
You t old me i could be/do anything For some reason i believed this Till others showed me otherwise Standing in my way stopping me from getting ahead But yet still in many ways i believed this Knowing without hope there is nothing So still trying to be just me Hoping one day it's enough To honestly prove that you were right Just wanting to be me Finding love and happiness that is true This is what i want and need Truely loved for me Not for who others want me to be Or can get from me Or if i'm asking for the Impossible for wanting to be truely loved for me

Inside Us All
Where does innocence go We all start out innocent Then somewhere along the way Our innocence is lost In it's place mistrust and doubt So where does it go This innocence we lost Why di we lose this Is there some unwritten law That innocence may only be for the children To be lost on Our journey t9 audlthood If so who wrote this law Why does this person or being have this right in Our lives making Us lose faith in One another Not seeing the beauty around Us Cause this would mean slowing down Taking time to open Our eyes to Nature Understanding how pretty a rose cn be if left to bloom Or taking pleasure in watching a child grow Learning new things How the little things mean the most in life Without them we have absolutely nothing The most expensive gifts cost nothing Cause time love and smiles are worth nothing at all Till theyare

Just Wanna Say Hi
Just wanted to say hi to all my friends and god i miss not being able to be on here and chat and play and yes do morphs and comments..... grrrrrrr i miss it all...but most of all i miss all my friends who i have came to now.....SOON i will be back and so much more fun...... got alot to catch up on u know..... see u all soon...... love..... Tongue.....

Lacy's Notes
Well here we go again, Seems like when the Holiday's come so does all this bad crap. I just heard Yesterday that my Lil Brother, HAs a Tumor in his stomach, and this Morning he has went to Surgery, He has been in Surg for over 14 hrs, now. The Doctor said that he is lucky to be alive. They have removed it and repaired all that it effected. His pankric his Intestines, his Kidney. Now they are replacing a vein from his Legs with one from his neck that we don't use, I didn't know we had any extra.They said this is going to take about 3 hrs. He is doing good, If he makes it out of surg, He will be put in Intensive care, and watched don't know how long he will be there. I just ask all my Friend's if you could just say a lil Prayer For my Brother, I would Apperciate it and I know that God will Hear me Stronger, THANK"S And i hope That every-one has a Safe and Happy Holiday Season!!!!!!!!Love you all. And For My Baby Sis Dar! I Love you and Miss you.

Coolest Picture Contest
SEND ME A MESSAGE ON FUBAR AND I WILL CONTACT YOU ABOUT THIS AND WE WILL GET YOU SET UP FOR THE CONTEST THANKS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... YOUR REJECTION OF THE CONTEST WILL HAPPEN IF ONE OF THESE ACTIONS HAPPEN.... 1. someone starts promoting any LOUNGE as a comment on this profile anywhere if it has a link or has a clicking link or even the name of a lounge in the comment your pictures will be deleted by me and you will not receive any gifts for that round period... 2. trash talk starts with in more than one person on your picture in comments your picture will be deleted... and you will not receive any gifts that round period... 3. if there is someone that is posting a link on this profile that is hosting this contest if anyone is promoting their pictures or their profiles in any way you will be rejected and not receive any gifts this round.... your profile is promoted through your picture name... with in there you can have everyone view your prof

The Path
The Path Just beyond the city lights Not too far away Secluded from the noise Other than the trickle of the stream There is a path That will peel the stress away Like the layers of the trees And when you look up Only to see speckles of sun Dancing with the leaves The air is crisp A mysterious place Full of wonders Where you roam its space Trails leading to treasure Wounds heal and strength builds Passions replenish Consumed with every breath Mesmerizing intensity Encapsulating you in its essence For all that it has endured Captivated by its intricate simplicity

Stupid.
This is utterly stupid that people get upset at me for not rating their pictures back. I have to ask, do you know how many picture rates and profile rates I get in a day? Over 300 at least! How am I supposed to return them all?! I have a life to live! I'd have to sit at the computer all day to be able to return them all! I try my hardest to return rates, but sometimes there are just too many! I appericate everyone that rates me! I just get called so many rude names for not rating back. And I'm getting sick and tired of it. So if you don't understand why I can't always rate you back, then I don't know how to make you understand. But I'm sick and tired of the rude names that I get called on a day to day basis by some of you. Please, its only FUBAR. Where I love each and every one of my friends and fans, I WILL NOT tolerate being disrespected by ANY of you. NONE of you really know me. So PLEASE stop and think before you decide to send hatemail my way. Because I'm TIRED OF IT!!! Th

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was waking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the pathof his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it. "LORD, you said that once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I dont understand why when I needed you the most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My precious, precious child, I Love You and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of fo

Dr Phil
Dear Dr. Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she ju

Women..clever Evil Witches!!!!
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

Bubba!!!
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,'said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.' 'I'll sleep on it,' said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come come to see me about those fears you were having?' asked the psychiatrist. 'Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -- Ain't nobody under there now!!!' Git ' er dun !!!!!!!!

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

Shower Time!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Good Morning
Good morning To my Friends Each day seems too short for All of the things I want to do And all the friends I want to See and spend some time with So before this day starts I wanted to take the time to say Good morning !& I am thinking of you today. I pray that God will keep you in His care, shower you with blessings and envelope you in His love. Have a Fantastic Day! Yee i know it night time in some parts of the world LOL

Show Her Some Much Needed Love
Ok , This beautiful DJ and Great friend of mine needs a lil help . She is always out there bustin her ass for everyone else its time we repay her with alot of fu love . Rate her , Fan her , and Add her . Once ur done with that take a few min and rate all her pix and stash . She is such a sweetie and a good friend she deserves some love back . Click the link below to go to her page and thank you in advance . DJ~Pippi~TBR~GODDESS OF METAL~@ fubar

Beaver And Man...
This was a great waste of my time .. I'm trying to communicate with this gay chick and things got out of control . you need to check out thier blog they said they were putting it on a blog. Which gave me the idea to write my first blog , only in hopes that all love it and the fact that I just killed time waiting on another to join chat. It was great as I said before , they were like trying to tag team insult me .. Funny stuff .. Thier screen name was ..man and Mrs. Homolicous I think , but check it out and let him/her/it know what you thing? Thankls to all and no real offense to gays , but this was funny. Rob

Hero
Hero By:Ozzy I don't want to be your hero I don't want to ever let you down No I don't want to let you down I can try to take you higher But I don't want to wear your broken crown You know it brings me down Don't think you'll ever understand me I don't even understand me Don't have the power to annoint you And I don't want to disappoint The fools no more The fools no more I couldn't answer all your questions And if your lost I couldn't find your way I couldn't find your way You know you have to face the music You change your tune Don't know what to play So don't you run away Everybody's talking crazy Some think I am and then I maybe I don't want to hear about it Don't want to have to scream and shout at fools no more The fools no more So I don't want to be your hero Don't want to sit upon your grateful throne I've got a life of my own I am not your destination Or a road that's gonna lead you home So baby, please don't go Please don'

Pure Magick Accused Wrongly
SOUTHERN CHARM (ME) WAS ACCUSED WRONGLY BY PURE MAGICK KREATIONS OF HOT PIC HER PHOTOS. DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS AND I ASK PEOPLE CAN I RIP PHOTOS IF I LIKE THEM. PURE MAJICK KREATIONS SHOULD GET HER FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SHE JUDGES SOMEONE AND THEN BLOCKS THEM SO THEY CAN NOT TAKE UP FOR THEIR SELF. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HOT PIC MEANS ANYWAY SO HOW COULD I HAVE DONE IT SINCE I HAVE BEEN IN BED SICK SINCE SUNDAY.

Outside The Wall
Outside the Wall (Waters) pink floyd All alone, or in two's, The ones who really love you Walk up and down outside the wall. Some hand in hand And some gathered together in bands. The bleeding hearts and artists Make their stand. And when they've given you their all Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall. "Isn't this where...."

Pathetic Cries For Help
I know I know here I got again. But we are sooooo close this time! He is in the lead by "1" vote and this contest isn't over until Nov. 30th! So if you haven't seen already Fubar is having a Hottest Bartender contest. There are 2 ways you can get to it. By link http://fubar.com/bartender/51 or by going under games and clicking on hottest bartender. My friend Scott is in the running for 1st place. Please you can vote everyday if yan't to. Just a friendly reminder. Thanks again gang! Create a website

I Would Like To Give My Friends That Was At Our Wedding Yesterday
TY " FOR BEING AT OUR WEDDING " KARLIE LANEY WILD HORSE TY AGAIN IT MEANT SO MUCH SORRY THAT SWEETDREAMS EMMIT DEB DIANA WILLIAM PAYNEJ01 AND ANY OTHERS I MISSED COULDN'T MAKE IT , IT WAS LIKE A QIUCKIE THING GUYS 30 MIN DO OR DIE UNDER THE WIRE .FOR Get More at COMMENTYOU.com LOVE KAGE N CHERIE

Advice? :)
Ok guys..so here is the deal. Lindsay has almost surpassed her good graces with uncle sam...he's gonna be pissed. You see they give you 6 months to lose all your baby weight...well i made some progress but the loosing part just stopped and i have officially hit my plateau! ( i only have about 3 weeks left! AHHH **** RUNS AND HIDES **** ) Basically to sum it up...the questions is anyone know of any good diets? I dont mean crash diets...I mean the real deal ( i know i have to pick up the work out part) But im desperate. I need to see results.. and in between work, baby and school...where do you find the time to work out? Ok new mommies...what are your secrets? what are you doing? Hit me back let me know. Im for real serious...lindsay needs her sexy back... :) I havent been exercising as much as Id like to, and god knows i have to go thru another horrifying PT experience I think Im gonna crack. Im not sure how much more of the whole army thing...and i think all the peeps at work a

Pet Food
As simple and stress free we want our lives to be, it never is, never can be, and never will be. As much as we want to say we know what’s going on, being the general public, we are niece, naive to an extreme. We live so sheltered to the on goings of big business and the almighty dollar, should we be ashamed of ourselves or be bold enough to speak out, and demand what should be right? Rambling to those it may seem, but there is a reason to the madness. The subject at had goes further than any of us would ever know, it’s all about money as businesses keep us in the dark, unaware, and uneducated, and as do the bureaucrats who probably play an open had to them. A co-worker and I in spare time or if curiosity plays a hand in it, look at different subjects, and as of lately it has been on the subject of pet foods. A lot of this stemmed from everyone thinking they are buying the best pet food for their pet, no one can truly state this. With the recent scare on all products

Hello All
To all my friends and family I haven't been on in awhile and for this i am sorry. But i have been in the hospital. I'm still not feeling better right no even though i am home. I on't be getting on much until i start feeling better. As of right now i am still weak. Who knew that having a major heart attack would take so much ut of you. I hope i will start getting my strengh back soon. Thank you, babyblue

Van Halen 11-29-07
Where? SaveMart center...Thats where im gonna be tonight,I saw them back in 1982 and 1983 with DLR of course,then again in 99 with Gary Charone singing! Now its DLR singing again,its gonna be a great show im sure!!Too bad Michael Anthony isnt on bass.Eddies son Wolfgang (16 years old) is on bass and background vocals!!

Hi Everyone!
I spent the last few days getting everything packed and ready to go. The move went very well. But I find myself void of many things... like food! Today I'll be shopping for the most part, buying the essentials. It's been difficult being away, wondering what everyone has been up to. I'll be in and out all day long, but I should be back here tonight. I hope to chat with my close friends! Have a great day everyone :)

Life Sux At Times
As if I dont have enough problems with my marriage.. etc. We just had another freakin kick in the ass. Hubby called up to tell me the lovely news that hes getting a nice Christmas gift from his boss. The fucker decided he doesn't want the spouses included in on the insurance. There fore.. I will have to pay for insurance through work. Which working for hospital..its good insurance..but its also costly. I am not sure how much it will be for just one member..who works part time. I am about to blow up at his boss in general anyways. Each year..it just keeps getting worst and worst. He comes home pissier and pissier. I told him I think its time for a new job..but hes getting paid good now. Just all of this crap plus our own personal issues makes life sucky around here. Not sure how much more I can take. Hubby said, now we got to figure out what to do about this. I told him just kill me off. LOL. He just might.. so in case you all don't see me around... just letting ya know..

Completely Disgusting
Ok people , I know that you think you have seen some foul and disgusting things in your time but I have found the foulist. I AM WARNING YOU NOW !! if you have a weak stomach then please do not watch the video on this website. If foul and disgusting things turn you on then this is for you. PLEASE I warn you again this should only be watched at home not a work and please don't borate me for posting this but I had to show everyone just what kind of world we live in. Just Click Link to see if you dare : The Most Foul website on Earth

The Cheating Wife Joke
A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wife in bed with another man. "Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world." "It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with your wife?" The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."

Big Egos
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. We put so much undo stress on ourselves worrying what someone else thinks about us. We feel either we need to keep that person happy or impress that person in some manner. Life isn't intended to try to impress the world. Just impress yourself. If you can feel good about being the person you are and not hurting others than you have succeeded in life. We can't control another's thoughts or the type person that they are. We can only control our selves. That's enough work in itself to keep us busy for a lifetime. Those who find real happiness are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. Being a giver and not a taker. Feeling good when you give without expecting something in return. If you expect something back than your truly not a giver. A true giver enjoys watching some one else open a gift much more than they enjo

Sway
Sway by:The Rolling Stones (M. Jagger/K. Richards) Did you ever wake up to find A day that broke up your mind Destroyed your notion of circular time It's just that demon life has got you in its sway It's just that demon life has got you in its sway Ain't flinging tears out on the dusty ground For all my friends out on the burial ground Can't stand the feeling getting so brought down It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway There must be ways to find out Love is the way they say is real, startin' out Hey, hey, hey now One day I woke up to find Right in the bed next to mine Someone that broke me up with the corner of her smile, yeah It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me in its sway It's just that demon life has got me... It's just that demon life has got me...

Thank You
Thanks to the secret admirer of my lips for entering me in the most kissable lips. That was very sweet of you, I dont know about contests and trying to keep up with everyone else. But the gester was very sweet so thank you to who ever you were...MUAH

Zack
What if you gave someone a gift, and the neglected to thank you for it- would you be likely to give them another? Life is the same way, in order to attract more of the blessings that life has to offer, you must truly appreciate what you already have.

Christmas Kisses
I was entered into a different kind of contest today. No rates, no fanning, but you buy kisses for the person you want to vote most kissable person on fubar. All you do is go to the addy below send her 500 fubar bucks for every kiss you want to send my way and she will send the kisses on to me. You can send as many as you want. Thank you in advance for any kisses you may send my way as we do not know who sent them unless you tell us. Hugsss and Smoochessss, Crystal Ice the addy is http://www.fubar.com/user/1037258

Online Love? Is It Possible?
Does anyone know if there are any decent, honest people (besides me, lol) looking for romance online? In the last week, one guy told me I had promised not to talk to other men and I had disappointed him and he loves me (I responded to one email saying 'ok, I would like to get to know you' and am sure I never promised such a thing). Another guy after sending me roses, seriously pursuing me, and getting me to fall for him tells me he was robbed and needs money-- well it's kinda ok cuz I don't have any so if he's just scamming me it ain't gonna work. But the fact remains....guy #2 has hurt me tremendously. And there are at least 6 others in my inbox expressing their interest in me...I can't believe any of it at this point. I have to wonder what they want out of me. I guess I should have known better than to trust in others. Going to jump into the ocean now....lol.

Family Matters
After almost a year of no communication with my youngest daughter i finally have been chatting with her online. it has me a little worried and depressed. shortly before thanksgiving i found out that her and my grandkids weren't actually going to have a thanksgiving. she's worried about how her and her husband are going to pay their rent. and that there is a chance they won't be able to get any christmas for the kids. to me that just won't do. so i am going to be doing my toys r us online ordering today so presents will be there for the little ones. i am hoping she gets in touch and says she wants to be here for christmas though. if i don't get a chance to i would like to say hello to everyone now and wish you an awesome day!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Me
often enough my friends and family will ask or say that i am emotionaly disturbed. well i am going to tell you why. I am a 24 year old mother of 3, and what do i have to show for it. I dont have a family just 3 kids i am struggling to support and take care of. My husband left me along with just about everyother guy i meet and date, and if they dont just leave some how or another i push them away. I dont mean to push them away it just happens. I feel lonely alot, the few friends i had i stupily alienated cuz of my husband. I find it hard to make new friends cuz i have no way around except my own 2 feet. It is impossible to meet new people when you cant even pay rent. I think maybe i found someone and now i am afraid i am pushing him too hard. i dont mean to it just happens. I am starving for attention so bad i dont know what to do. I just want some people who actually care about me too and i dont just mean in a relationship way. I need friendship, love, support and a good j

Holiday Lovin Part 2
Ok, I have this one on my profile too...lol..but it has some pretty funky search options for gifts...so get creative and a little bit freaky and send me some neat stuff...pretty please :D

Rants
PART ONE ok, so I have been on this site awhile now and it never seems to amaze me on childish mentality of people on here. Maybe I am not getting the full FUBAR experience because I refuse to pay money to this site. Maybe it is because does it really matter if I am a FUBAR FRESHMEAT or a FUBAR FUBERLORD? What do you get in the end besides a lighter bank account? Everyone keeps telling me (like I don't already know) that I need to do a salute to level up. DUHHHHH!!!! If I cared about all of this and wanted to level up I would have done so months ago. I have my face pics private for a reason (see PART TWO for more on pics). Why would I want to do a salute and put it out there? Come on people get over it! Why don't you actually try to get to know the people on here instead of begging random stangers for "Bombing on your contest pic" The winner gets what? A FUBAR keg? Whooo freaking doooo! Unless someone is delivering a nice frosty cold keg to my front door, I could care les

Tips For Flirting
10. Flirting is an attitude A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive — it works! 9. Start a conversation The best opening line is saying hello. Talk about the surroundings, ask a question, ask for help or state an opinion. 8. Have fun Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include dogs, kids, unusual jewelry, a fabulous scent, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, unusual ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host Change your behavior from guest to host. You are not a passive person waiting around for romance; instead, you're the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello. 4. Listen You have two ears and one mouth be

December Celebrations
ANCIENT BRAZIL: Brazilian archaeologists have found an assembly of 127 granite blocks arranged equidistant from each other. They apparently form an ancient astronomical observatory. One of the stones marked the position of the sun at the time of the winter solstice and were probably used in religious rituals. ANCIENT EGYPT: The god-man/savior Osiris died and was entombed on DEC-21. "At midnight, the priests emerged from an inner shrine crying 'The Virgin has brought forth! The light is waxing" and showing the image of a baby to the worshipers." ANCIENT GREECE: The winter solstice ritual was called Lenaea, the Festival of the Wild Women. In very ancient times, a man representing the harvest god Dionysos was torn to pieces and eaten by a gang of women on this day. Later in the ritual, Dionysos would be reborn as a baby. By classical times, the human sacrifice had been replaced by the killing of a goat. The women's role had changed to that of funeral mourners and observers of the bi

My Photo's
Hi Ladies and how are you? I just wanted to say hi and that I am an exhibitionist (albeit a nice one). I mention sometimes to rate and comment on my photo's. The ratings do not mean much really. However, it lets me know you've dropped by and checked out my photo's. I know my photo's are not for everyone. For the Ladies that enjoy nude men I hope you enjoy :)

Weekend
IT IS ALMOST THE WEEKEND.. JUST ONE MORE DAY, I AM HOPEIING TO GET MY CHRISTMAS TREE TOMARROW, GOT MOST OF ALL THE OTHER DECORATEING DONE. I AM STARTING TO GET EXCITED. I LOVE CHRISTMAS, IT IS A LITTLE STRESSFUL BECAUSE OF THE MONEY IT TAKES TO BUY FOR ALL THE KIDS BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT WHEN YOU WATCH THEIR FACES CHRISTMAS MORNING AS THEY RIP THEM ALL OPEN!!! I HOPE EVRYONE OUT THERE IN FUBAR LAND HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY AND ONE KICK ASS NEW YEAR...

Talk About Real Love!!
I just read an article in this week's People magazine about retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner. She has to been married to her husband for 54 years, and retired a few years ago to take care of her husband who has been disgnosed with Alzheimer's disease 17 years ago. (So you can imagine it is pretty progressed) The article indicates he is at the stage where he has not really recognized her for awhile, and yet she continues to go visit him regularly. The article was about another little old lady in the assisted living facility that he lives in that he has fallen for. It described how when Sandra goes to visit her husband, the other lady sits with them and holds his hand, etc. And that she has accepted that he does not know SHE is his wife and that at least in this dark part of his life, he can have some sort of small piece of happiness. But she continues to visit him!! Imagine what that must be like for her. And yet her love for him is so strong that she just wants him to

Christmas Poem (nsfw)
A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I

Beautiful Poem
This was created for me by my friend Robert. "Special eyes of a friend" Bright and sparkling Perfect in every way Beyond all description Portals into your heart Blazing and brilliant Full of sweetness Compassion abounds So clear and like mirrors Shimmering and glimmering Painting a special picture Sensitive, caring and kind Just like two perfect flowers Intense and warm Twin eternal flames flickering Love and compassion alive in them Showing life's greatest pleasures Gazing into them brings thoughts Of a very special lady One of kind miracle A very special friend

Martial Law In A Nutshell--15 Questions
Martial Law in a Nutshell--15 Questions By Mary Maxwell, Ph.D. Online Journal Contributing Writer http://onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/printer_160.shtml Nov 9, 2005, 00:21 1. Q: Is it likely that martial law is imminent in the U.S.? A: Yes. The way has been partially cleared for it legally by the Homeland Security Act, that 'grandfathered in' the whole of a secret 1979 executive order dealing with emergency rule. One legal hurdle to martial law still remains, namely, the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, which explicitly forbids soldiers to participate in domestic law enforcement. However, Congress could easily annul the Posse Comitatus Act, and is being pressured by the attorney general and the Pentagon to do just that. 2. Q: What is martial law? A: In popular usage, martial law means that some or all civil liberties are suspended. For example, there could be a curfew, which would prevent people from exercising their normal liberty to walk around after 9 p.m. Legally,

My Thoughts
In life, it is so easy to forget the small things that are so important. We instinctively focus on the bad. If we could all, for just a moment, step out and away from ourselves, and just be thankful for the simple things that we have been given, it would make such a huge difference in our lives. We all make mistakes, we all have heartaches, but it can only make us stronger. Live for the future, don't live in the past. Take every waking moment and live life like there will be no tomorrow. There is only so much that can bring you down yet so much more that can bring you back again.

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!

St. Peter's Spicy Christmas!
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" He answered, "They're Carol's."

Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G

My Leg
Well, I went to a new doctor today. He's the head Dermatologist and after seeing him today, I so wish that I had been able to see him from the start a few months back. First, for the many of you who are not aware of what I'm even talking about regarding my leg, I have had a problem with my leg (originally both legs) since the end of May. Hence, the reason for no leg pics in my albums for many months! :P It started out as Erythema Nodosum (inflammation of the deep tissue of the leg). My left leg cleared up but my right leg got worse and swelled really bad, to the point that I was having to stay off of it with my leg propped up and taking the major pain killers. After about 3 months, my doctor told me that he was referring me to a dermatologist because he had exhausted all he knew on me and didn't want to waste anymore of my time. (He's a great doctor but a family practicioner.) So, I started seeing a new Derm. who began me on new meds (that were very scary!) of which I have been tak

I Am On Ainews.com
first let me say I love www.AINEWS.com , Steve Nelson is a cool cat and his website deserves major kudos, I just got the pleasure of meeting a new writer (Rebecca Anderson)at that wonderful site and she was kind enough to write a story about me. Now I don't usually use real names but she signs it that way on her article so I guess this should be fine. Below is her page and a link to the article, so add her and read away http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=54865021 article http://www.ainews.com/story/12596/ please check it out and the rest of the site, below is Steve's myspace page for adding as well http://www.myspace.com/readainews now for the long version of story, in question answer format, I ramble quite a bit hence why it was condensed but here it goes, oh and I think I typo'd quite abit so extra praise to Freaky Tiki (Rebecca) for making me look better WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO FOR THOSE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMUNITY? ARE

Makin Changes
ive changed my name n im makin some moves now im workin towards god mother by the end of Feb. I will be havin a happy hour next Thrusday for my Birthday so get ready to drink it up on me Much love to al of u n to all my close friends that i speak with all the time I LOVE U GUYZ MORE THAN U ALL KNOW!!!

Buy Me A Mistletoe Pleaseeeee
hey friends all you male lover want to bes want to impress me buy me a mistle toe... its easy just copy and paste this link order me a bunch of mistletoe...dont buy me drinks or gifts just mistletoe kisses mmmm come luv me with kisses http://fubar.com/blog/147861/619637

Nervious
back in 1999 i was woke up on the middle of the night to a fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend it was 3 in the mornibng and she was bleeding really bad from her fave and then i noticed she had no bottom lip. he bite it off while beating the poor girl sensless well he saw me answer the door and his words to me were "come on hero i'll fuckin kill you too". naturaly me being a marine my response was lets play baby we began fighting and it was a long long battle he never felt a punch or kick that i landed on him. somehow we both fell and broke my right arm snapping my radius bone in half. he said i got you now bitch but i said guess again and we kept fighting me with one arm till he heard the cops coming and he ran. he wasnt caught till the next day but thats moving a little fast for now. the girl and i went to the hospitol dise by side in the ambulance and thats when i found out that her boyfriend was high on crack well when we got to the hospitol she got a brand new lip a

A Friend
A friend What makes a friend? A friend Is someone that everyone needs A friend Is that special one A friend Is someone you tell EVERYTHING A friend Is someone you never lie to A friend Can be a boy or a girl A friend Is someone that is always their A friend Will always listen to you A friend Always has input to give A friend Will never leave you in the dust A friend Will help you through the thick and the thin A friend Will always stand by your side A friend Will never let you down A friend Is someone everyone needs What would you do if you didnt have a friend?

Why Do We Use Light?
why do we use light? By: Drew Miller(sonic) why do we use light? is it cause it reminds us of something specile, or something we are atached to? mybe its be cuse we want to seethe beuty of all things around us. i for one use light for all the above. love to me is like a fire , keep it burning and there is light. like a light bulb, cut the power,the fule and its lights out. but if you return power , add a log and stir the coals the light comes back bright and strong. when i need light, i look to the stars and see all the light i need. whene i see a girl with a bright smile, i see the stars light here on earth and think how many people see things the way i do? to sit by a fireand see candle lights in the distence coming to join my light. as they get near, i see star that have lost there light. the ones with lightask me to relight what light has been lost. i tell them they must put out there lights and return to town in witch they came. all do as i ask as the stars rest b

Come Join Me In Some Fun
i am new to the site, i have put up a few pictures and i would like for you guys to rate my pictures and give me some pointers on how to meet people and manage my page....THANK YOU KINDLY..

Falling In Love......
A couple of weeks ago, I was invited to join this site (thanks Rayne!) I can't believe that there is a site where there are so many friendly people I've made some great friends here and am having a gas. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. The Upper peninsula of Michigan is a cold desolate place in the winter and you will make it a hell of alot warmer and shorter for me. Now enough of the sentimental B.S. lets get it on!

Natural Highs!!!
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla, strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you . 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say som

Early Xxxmas Orgy Party
any hot ladies want some hot group action , you are welcome to come to my lady freinds party in travlers rest SC on dec 8th. She is a good freind of mine and i have attended the party for the alst two years and each time it was an incredible only. Sorry guys my freinds only wants me to bring more pettite hot ladies, we already have plenty of guys attending , if interested please feel free to leave me a private message

Thank You
I wanted to take this time to say Thank you to a few special people who was so thoughtful of thinking of me on my Birthday. (Lance)(Koalaluv)(Beasty)(Autigerz)(68BirdGuy)(Cos)(SSG Pete)(Maverick) It really meant alot to me :)

Ever Fallen In Love
Ever Fallen In Love by:Buzzcocks You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame. And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt. And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse. Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with. Ever fallen in love wit

Explinations
I just wanted to let everyone know a few things.... I drive a truck for a living, and usually have my laptop with me. That means that I my be on, but I might not be able to get back to you for a while. This goes for rates/comments/shouts/games,etc.... I can be a rude "some bitch" when need be. But when it comes to random people trying to get my attention, I am not like that. The reason I am posting this, is because I have been deleted as a friend, or have been told I am an ass for not responding. It is impossible to drive a truck and type at the same time.lol I hope you all understand, and if not, TOUGH !!! Thats the way it is. I will be happy to respond as soon as I can !!! Also, I seem to have a problem getting into a game invite when I try to accept it. If I can, I will shout at you to let ya know I am trying..

Men Hitting On Me
it pisses me off everytime a guy wants to talk to me on here they want to get laid. i want only friends if they are male or female i am sry to b so harsh and i know this is known to have people to hook up with but u can rate me and stuff but i won't tolerate men wantin to cyber or fuck me

Iamastar99
anyone that i have added that does not wont to talk then it to bad you are the loser here not me but for the ones that do talk i well always love them hugs and kisses to all my friends that is true friends

Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! F

"bury The Broken"
If you are in the West Palm Beach area, you need to get yer ass to the "Buzz Bake Sale" !!!! At 11am, the winner of the Battle Of The Bands will be playing!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THEM ! ! They are Bury The Broken..... THE BEST FUCKING THING OUT OF SOUTH FL.!!!!! If you want to know more, search them on "MySpace".......You WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED ! ! !

I Am Tired Of Giving.....call Me Scrooge I Don't Care!!!
This is my second attempt as my computer froze as I hit the post button the last time so I am going to make this even shorter than the book I had written. If you don't want to hear whining, bitching and complaining please hit the X at the top of the page!!! I am aggravated, frustrated, and quite frankly sick of the bullshit happening lately. I have always been here for friends. Never cared much to be a point ho. While yes it is nice to level now and then, I could care less about the points or "outdoing" anyone else on here. I have met a handful of really, really great people. Sad since there are soooo many on my friends and fans list. I feel so sorry for the people who actually live for Fubar. I was a Fu addict for the 2 months I was out of work for surgery and saw some amazingly fucked up people do some amazingly stupid shit. While I am not one to start drama and steer clear from it I will leave it at that. Secondly, and the thing that pisses me off the most is the

Its A Boy
HEY I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY, MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SON ! ITS A BOY... I AM SO EXCITED... I HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS, ALWAYS WANTED A BOY... CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, SO I WILL LIVE VICARIOUSLY THRU MY GRANDSON.... I AM SO HAPPY ! THANKS FOR ALL THE WELL WISHES FROM MY FRIENDS ! WHAT A GREAT XMAS THIS WILL BE, SHE IS DUE IN MAY 2008 WHICH IS HER BIRTH MONTH ALSO... WHAT A COINCENDENCE ! PEACE , LOVE AND HARMONY TO ALL MY FRIENDS AT FUBAR... T

Good Head
When a woman finds a man who gives good oral, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy. I know. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cuie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you.

Love Thy Father Mumm ~ Follow Up
This is a follow up to my Love Thy Father MUMM. Today I received my 1st Holiday card from my father whom I never new..and in that card was a check for $300.00 which I think is a lot for him.. I am completely perplexed by this..and a bit overwhelmed. I am hoping that maybe he would like to get to know his grandchildren, they could sure benefit from him and he would benefit from them. Now time to MUMM on my response...

Manly Advice
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A

The World Ain't Slowing Down
The World Ain't Slowing Down By: Paul Ellis I found you sitting on a suitcase crying Beneath my feet, I feel the rumble of a subway train I laugh out loud, 'Cause it's the one thing I hadn't been trying The train came in breathless, The passangers restless You said, "Baby, you'll never change" You gotta get gone, you gotta get going Hey, the world ain't slowing down for no one It's a carnival callin' out to you It sounds like a song, It hits you like scripture You paint the picture With colors squeezed from your hand Weren't you the kid Who just climbed on the merry-go-round Hey look, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey, the world ain't slowing down Hey, hey... Out on the sidewalk, Pigeons do the moonwalk I'll be dancing like Fred Astaire The lampposts are rockin, The whole town's talkin Like a fool in a barber's chair And I get the sensation, The joy and fustration Like being caught by a drop of cold rain. Freedom can numb you, When there's n

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Ok...so like...i'm not trying to be a lush...but I think that if all i do is drink...is little...(and i'll be the judge of how much is a little)...then...there is nuttin wrong with that...i used to do more .....so.....more power to ME!....Anyway...I just joined FUBAR...and so far...its frickin fun...I'm have been a myspace whore...for a while now...and mah baby...(jeffster99)...turned me onto FUBAR....so go to his site and thank him....anyway...we sit home pretty much every nite and just drink Vodka...play on the internet...then....well...i'll just leave that up to your imagination...but if anyone is interested....i may have some photos on here that say......"Hey....HOW U DOIN?!"...but....NOT...I am soooooo taken...I love mah baby and ain't (i know it ain't in the dictionary)....but ain't nobody or nuthin....gonna change that!....Even tho....I sit on here...shootin Vodka....with him kissin my neck and shit....(yeah!).....he is the only one for me....so...all u playa's and pimp wanna b'

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I have met a few nice people on here.. and its been great. But, I have seriously been thinking of leaving fubar. Just to much going on right now. I am not sure yet if I will just close it down.. or just not come on here, but once in great moon. Just letting everyone know.

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end o

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Change.... Current mood: peaceful Category: Life Yes it's that time again... I'm feeling something!! Well let me begin by saying hello.. I hope all is awesome in your life right now and as a result.. SMILES SMILES SMILES!!! That's my wish for you!! I am once again chillin in my room and having that sudden urge to get some thoughts that are going on in my head out on paper, so to speak, for a my own benefit and also to share a little piece of me with all of you. I kept a journal for many years and no longer do so... I guess you could say that these ideas, thoughts, or whatever of mine have pretty much built up to this point over a long period of time and something, usually a personal situation or experience, triggers a sudden urge in me to spill my thoughts.. the final piece of my mental puzzle is in place! Anywho here we go... Someone once said to me, about 6 years ago, " Keith, If nothing changes nothing changes " and I can remember just like

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Despite a year of personal upheaval and on-track failures, Dale Earnhardt Jr. remains as popular as ever. Junior was selected the most popular driver for the fifth straight year, drawing more than 1.5 million of the over 3.8 million votes cast online. The award comes after he decided to leave the NASCAR team founded by his late father to join powerhouse Hendrick Motorsports with a new sponsor and a new car number. ``After the year I had statistically and off the track, that isn't the response I expected from my fans,'' Earnhardt said Thursday in accepting the honor during a luncheon at which numerous awards and hundreds of thousands of dollars were dispensed by NASCAR and its sponsors. ``Next year, I hope to earn more hardware on the track, too.'' Earnhardt is moving from his signature No. 8 Dale Earnhardt Inc., Budweiser Chevrolet to a No. 88 Hendrick entry, sponsored by a couple of Pepsi products. He said he has not talked with stepmother Teresa Earnhar

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Sooooo, my husband asked me on Monday or Tuesday if he could invite two people over this weekend for some steaks and stuff. So i said Yeah, and i asked about this one couple, he said they where going out of town and couldn't make it. This morning he calls me at 7:30 AM. Tells me that when i go to the store to buy steaks and stuff for dinner, I need to buy 10 steaks. he invited his entire section over for dinner without asking me!!! The house is a wreck (we've been outta town and xmas decorating) and i have to go buy a bunch of food!!!!! I don't care to have the guys over. One of the couples we've been trying to get over here since the boys got back from Iraq last month. But an extra 6 people? he coulda atleast asked first... ARGGGGG ok i'm done with my rant :)

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Murphy's Laws of Combat Recommended by: Jim Cook Recoiless rifles...aren't. Suppressive fire.....won't. Friendly fire.....isn't. Automatic weapons....aren't. Incoming fire has right-of-way. If the enemy is in range, so are you. When in doubt, empty the magazine. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Anything you do can get you shot...including doing nothing. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Professionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous. The easy way is always mined. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. No combat-r

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1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14.

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20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

Christmas Joke:)
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' >> The man replied, 'These are Carols'

Cowboys Clinch Playoff Berth,take Nfc Lead At 11-1
a href="http://rainiedazze.com"> The speculation has been there for a couple of months now, but it was finally proven Thursday night. The Cowboys are the best football in the NFC - right now. Certainly, the Cowboys are hoping they will be able to claim that time come late January, but as things stand now, they are the top dogs in the conference after Thursday night's 37-27 win over the Packers in a showdown of 10-1 teams. The Cowboys moved to 11-1 and clinched a playoff berth in the process. They can clinch the NFC East on Sunday if the Giants lose in Chicago or wrap up their first division title since 1998 by simply winning one more game. But by beating the Packers in front of a raucous Texas Stadium crowd, the Cowboys now have the inside track on claiming home-field advantage throughout the playoffs. "It's great to be 11-1," head coach Wade Phillips said. "This put us in the playoffs, which was our first goal. Our second goal was to win our division

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The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perha

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One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe

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What part of don't ask do you not understand? For all you lil boy's who asked to be a friend, Because you thought you'd see what was in it. Remove me as a friend, If I wanted you to see what was in it, I would not have made the folder PRIVATE. Stop fuckin asking me to see my private pics the answer is NO, If you don't like it then hey fuckin remove me as a friend I really don't give a good fuck.

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Ya know you really gotta laugh about some of the things that people say after they have run around the net looking for your pics. I have heard some terrible things about me and a few friends and it is like this get a life. Dont worry about me. If you dont like who i am or how i look dont look. Anyway thats about all i have to say about that.

Beaware
If you get contacted by someone thru any sight and they ask you to send them money, DO NOT DO IT, regardless of their sob story.. it is all a lie.. designed at getting your money.... also do NOT send them an e-mail.. with an e-mail they can get your IP address and hack your computer.. gaining access to everything on it.. so if you do you banking on line.. they have free run of your account(s)... Anyone who actually read my mumm knows a friend of mine was contacted by a person like this.. she (luckily) did not fall for this.. She called her local PD and basically there is nothing they can do.. it is not against the law for someone to ask you to send them money.. if you actually send them money then it becomes a crime.. but they can't get your money back.. and they cannot trace these people via their IP because they route themselves thru sooo many different servers it gets lost.. So be smart.. send no one money.. and if they ask block them immediately and don't send e-mails to pe

My Pics
So I know I have to put some pics on my profile. Question is what would you like to see? Do you like face shots, body shots or private parts? Tell me what you like and I'll put it on here. once I figure out how :)

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I just want to know if it's just me or are people just fucked up........What part of "We are seperated and getting a divorce...I don't want to be with you anymore" do people not understand?????? If we are seperated and living apart......things are over between us....Move the FUCK on!!!! You don't have a right to snoop into my life to try to see what I am doing....If I wanted you to know.....We would still be together....It takes a fucking coward to SNOOP and try to find something that isn't there.......Just because I am online and making friends doesn't mean anything......Online is just that....ONLINE.....I wish people would get a fucking clue.......Quit being a nosy nelly and get over your self........ P.S. This is not about me but about someone VERY close to me....Just had to vent and get it off my chest.....

Updates! We Know You Love Em
Item one - Pictures - Since sunday, there have been 4 albums added. One is thanksgiving, one is a neo (club) album (think: girls kissing), one is my family at the ocean... and the last is copies of all the comments that i've made in the past couple months. Granted the comments aren't as sexy as the ones you can get from other sites, but please if you want to use them, take them, make me feel pretty lol Blogs: nothing much aside from promotions Mumms: plenty of mumms, feel free to read back through the expireds to see what i've been contemplating lately, as well as the upcoming contest. Stash - ok i'm a fuckin slacker Last but SOOOO FUCKING NOT LEAST: The lounge... I would encourage ALL of you that wish to talk to me to join this lounge. i am the owner of it and i will be inside the lounge whenever i'm online... i'd love for you to meet my other friends, i love them all for a reason, and you should too! Click the banner for the lounge! Please stop in and sub

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