Fubar Blogs 5

Nsfw And Points
Last time I checked, we are all adults here on the Fu, so why is it that when it comes to adult oriented material that we are being penalized so to speak by not getting points for rating others pics and/or recieving points for having our own rated/commented on? Is it such a terrible thing th award points just like non nsfw photos? What would the harm be? Is it that the owners, who by the way I give props to for keeping this site up and running so well, want to keep Fubar from becoming just anouther porn site? If so then I do respect that, but knowing the people that I do that frequent this site, I have faith in the people here that it would not get to that point. I know that this has been brought up time and time again,I just feel like.....and this is only my opinion....that since we are all adults, we should be able to get the points we all so love and desire no matter what the content of the picture.

For My Babe
This Blog is for my baby, to tell him how much i love him and I'm always gonna be here for ya hun!!! Be careful over there, and when you come back, we'll be together!! No Mountains too high, for you to climb All you have to do is have some climbing faith, oh yeah No rivers too wide, for you to make it across All you have to do is believe it when you pray And then you will see, the morning will come And everyday will be bright as the sun All of your fears cast them on me I just want you to see... I'll be your cloud up in the sky I'll be your shoulder when you cry I'll hear your voices when you call me I am your angel And when all hope is gone, I'm here No matter how far you are, I'm near It makes no difference who you are I am your angel I'm your angel I saw the teardrops, and I heard you cry All you need is time, seek me and you shall find You have everything and you're still lonely It doesn't have to be this way, let me show you a better day And t

I Wish I Had
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... IT'S 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft e yes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of

Need Ur Help!!!
Ok guys! I know how much you all like to rate pics! I have submitted one of my photos, creatively entitled "Look into my heart" in a photo contest. I would greatly appreciate if you cliked on the link below and rated this pic. ALthough you don't get FUBAR points, anyone who rates my pic I will leave a comment on your page or buy you a FUBAR drink! THANX!! Friends, Family, CoWorkers, and Associates please 'Rate My Photo' by going here: http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2406517

New Work To Be Done Its Nearly Tattoo Time Again
work started today at 2.00 p.m on my 30th tattoo. its the piece i had commissioned by Courtney Davis. its looking good so far just the outline today and start filing in the colour next week seeing as its a custom piece that i have had done i will not be posting pics of it here as i want it to remain the only one, however i will show it to my friends just leave me a message with your email and i'll send pics, dave

Shit And More Shit
ok so here i sit in downtown waiting for nate to get off work ... so bored... just wish i actually had a good paying job so we can get internet .... so heres whats going on ..... my job at spirit halloween is fucking me over big time!!! The bitch of a boss finally put me on for more days...( only 4 this coming week) ..still only getting paid 7.25 an hour when everyone else is getting 7.35 me and my friend candi are the only ones... plus... found out that my boss hates me with a passion... (dont know what i did to her pregnat ass) but yet.... everything else seems to be looking up for me .. im still alive.. im eating somewat healthy... and cut back on smokes... but... for the weed thats still a consant!!!!!!!!!!! Well i must be going.. till next time stay up down and all around MCL V

Fubar Stuff
Man, some of you guys in here are HARSH! Remind me not to get caught with ya in a dark ally. This is the thing. I know everyone here WANTS pic rating, comments, fans, new friends etc. So I posted a MUMM,bcus MORE ppl read and respond to them, than blogs or bulletins. I wanted to see if I posted the link to vote on a pic on another site to a mumm if it would be a problem. That was it. Just asked a question. In asking the question I even made it a point to say I would vote, rate, fan or even buy a drink for those that took the time to vote on my pic. A pic of the reef here in Hawaii shaped into a heart. Its a really neat pic that I thought would be fun to vote on. In returning gaining a new fan/friend/comments and ratings. This is what this site is about right? So as an incentive for voting that was my offer. I wanted to extend that offer to as many ppl as I could. Now you all need to realize if 100 of you vote, I am obligating myself to 100 ppl t oeither fan/rate or add. So why in the

The Value Of A Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drink

Help Me Live
Hello All, My daughter Cory (heavenleigh123) has made a great page for me. I would like for all of you to please go check it out and let me know what you think of it. Please feel free to pass it on to all in your address book. God Bless Hugs http://stemcells4brenda.site.io

A Poem I Wrote
I honesly loved you at one time I truly thought you'd always be mine You were on drugs and done me harm I had bruises up and down my arms I was beaten black and blue I kept it hidden so no one knew You lied to everyones innocent face All I longed for was a loving embrace You once told me that you loved me How can the humanly be? You said I was to blame But i felt just pure shame I loved yoou for so long What the hell did I do so wrong? I let my guard down and became weak There was hell to pay everday of the week I never got a black eye That was to obvious to the unknowin passerby I done everything and all you asked Behind closed doors you became unmasked How could I let you do this to me I begged and prayed,Just set me free I finally surrendered in defeat And vowed to never again be beat Written by:angel johnson 9-25-07

Update 2
i dont really care wat ppl say i am bk with with woman that i was off and on with her 5 years and yes we had had out times that we thought it wasnt goin to work unrtil we sat down 1 night and i realized how much i love her.. and for second i do tell my special friends i love them in a friendly way if u cant take it as that o well i dont care its jus the net.. and im not a player never have never will be

To Remove Hair Or Not...
This is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!!! Ladies, Do NOT try this at home!!! Hair Removal.... (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically incl

Abortion Is Wrong!
month one: Hi Mommy! I am only 3/4 of an inch long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming qu

Learning
I have learned that the majority of people on fubar do not beleave in our political structure. However most do agree that raising a child is an experiance to be cherished. Also that most think that older women do make better lovers.

Get Over It
I am just looking to find friends to chat with, maybe do some flirting but not looking for a relationship that leads to drama or damaged feelings. It is really possible to like someone without taking it to the next level. Sorry if I have'nt been clear on this subject.

Life
Lord help me...i need strength....or should i be asking satan for help?...im tryin to sleep today...i had a rough night at work...my phone starts ringing...its the nurse where my daughter is at...she has been admitted to an inpatient unit where we live for those that dont know...she is throwing a hissy fit over a shirt she cant wear...because she wants to let her boobs hang out...she is being disrespectful to every one and i can hear her in the back ground...the nurse tells me she cant wear the shirt...im like cool...and all the while i hear her talkin like a crazy person in the back ground...i told them to make her take the shirt off and i will bring it home with me when i visit on sunday...i go back to sleep....10 minutes later i get another call...they had to take her down by force because she wouldnt take the shirt off and put her in the time out room.....so i gave up tryin to sleep...some one say a prayer for me....i dont know what the world has come to that kids have to be ass ho

Likes Dislikes And Random Bs
The Oral Caress by Robert W. Birch Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches.

Waaaaaaaal - Mart!!!!
YES ITS A BIT CHILDISH---ok damn-i found it on some girl's page but I laughed. 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask

For All Women!
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved clos

~breast Cancer Awareness~
Check this site out everyday you can get the link for this button there CLICK THE BUTTON BELOW: If clicking the box above does not take you to the site you can copy & paste this link into your browser to go there: http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2 EVERY CLICK COUNTS TO HELP WOMEN GET FREE MAMMOGRAMS THAT ARE PAID FOR BY THE SPONSORS OF THE SITE! TKS & GOD BLESS YOU! Here's a tag Phantom (Dale) made that you are free to copy and spread around and heres a nice one that we don't know who made it but let's spread them around everywhere!

Threesomes/girlfriend
Threesomes: where should I start? Well I want a threesome with a girl and my husband. Actually we wouldn't mind a girlfriend if it was the right person---we are very loyal. But a relationship isn't really a requirement. Really, this shouldn't be hard to understand. We would love to find the right girl for us.We want a girl that has no drama,no boyfriend/girlfriend. We want someone we trust ,and they need to want both of us or not at all. We are best friends. Don't try to see if you break us up---it won't happen. We love each other very much. We both trust each other.We are not jealous of each other. It would be nice to find a girl for us. We hope it will be one of our friends but if it isn't then we'll find someone else that we trust. We would like to date this girl before we go any further---you know, see how things go. And this should also be a BIG hint to a certain person we have been talking to for like 2 years.If this certain person doesn't get the hint then its her loss. I

Sorry Mommy And Daddy
From: MoonDate: Oct 4, 2007 1:21 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END!!. Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..

Rants
Why do people have a really hard time believing that someone can have a friendship with someone of the opposite sex with out more being to it? I have many male friends, with nothing more attached to it. We are friends, we joke, we laugh, we have a great time together. Sometimes I find my male friends are better friends then some female friends. You aren't competing with them for the favor of someone, nor who's prettier, or sexier, or whatever the case may be. Just my thoughts.

"real" Friends
OK SO I HAVE OVER 100 FU-FRIENDS ON HERE AND FANS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.... GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!! ANYWAYS I'VE NOTICED YA'LL WANNA BEFRIEND ME AND GET ME TO YER PAGE AND THEN WHAT? YA'LL DON'T FUCKING TALK... YA'LL DONT FUCKING RATE OR COMMENT OR ANYTHING.... WOW I FEEL LIKE A 2 BIT TIJUANA CRACK WHORE.... FUCKING SHOW SOME APPRECIATION OR YER GONE!!!! 24 HOUR NOTICE.... YA'LL DONT START RATING, TALKING OR COMMENTING YER FUCKING GONE!!!!! I'M NOT HERE TO HAVE A BIG OL' LIST OF "FRIENDS" THAT ARE BASICALLY NOTHING.... SO PUT OUT OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY REQUEST BOX!!!! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY :)

Dead Beat Moms
I am looking for MARGRET HALL she is a 21 year old from all over but recently here in New Hampshire. She left her daughter here who is really sick she has Alexander's Syndrome and epilepsy their daughter is being taken care of by her father alone. Margret owes 986.00 is child support and wont even visit her daugher when she is in the hospital. She was given many chances and if you want to know more email me i will give pics and all. hey always talk about dead beat dad what about moms, She Has money for drugs and for bar hoping but can not afford 42 dollars a week in child support How is this possible? If You know her or run into her she hangs in he quarter at the dungeon alot Plus other places. I will give you any info you want She is in new orlean and I have pics available if you are in the area She needs to be told what is done you do not abandon your own daughter cause she is sick. A parent makes sacrifices even when you do not like them.

97% Of People Can Read This
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Birthdays
Three of my most favorite ladies are born on the same Day. October 5th! Wanna send out Birthday wishes to Lush, I Eat Pills To Stay Sane and KinkStar Sin! Please pass by their pages and show them some luv on their special day. Lush (A PuBlic AffAiR owner)*(co- owner of MaXimum Eclipse)*@ fubar I eat pills to stay sane@ fubar KinkStar Sin **Blast Please for Birthday (Oct 5th)**@ fubar Love Ya Ladies Pierre a.k.a. PieDaDDY

Single And Looking
i know this is sad when it seems ur only way to meet some one is off the inernet its just all the girls around my area are well hoes and i need some one i can trust so in short im tired of having my heart broke any one interseted in getting to know each othere better if u know what i mean hit me up thanks all the hopeless romatic draven

My Two Cents
I love this site! It's so amusing. Someone tell me what it's called when desperate people whore themselves for blasts or points? I haven't been on here that long, but I find it amazing how many people are begging for shit on this site? Why is that? Rate me! Fan me! Otherwise I won't add you! That's so damn lame...I really take pleasure in the chubby chicks and the old chicks showing their boobs to get points... Wanna take a look at my tits? You need to buy me a blast first...they should set up FUBAR strolls where these women can walk internet streets and peddle their wears...I know it will never change and women here will sell their ass for a few points or whatever...but i just wanted to give my two cents...oh yeah, I don't have any nudity in my pics, so could you please stop labeling them NSFW? That's weak!

Because I Can Not Cry For You
Because I can not cry for you. I will cry for me. I will cry for what I could have been. If you had been what you were. I will cry for the lost world of hope. I will cry for the good times gone. I will cry for desolation. I will cry for the pain. I will cry for helplessness. I will cry for the others. I will cry for your worst enemy. Yourself. I will cry for what I know to be true. I will cry for what I am not worth. I will cry for what I am worth. I will cry for the hand not held. I will cry for the smoking gun. I will cry for the wasted life. I will cry for the little lost boy. Because I can not cry for you. I will cry for me.

My Birthday
I WANTED TO HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY:) THANKS TO A FEW OF MY FRIENDS I DID:) WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE A BLAST, BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN:( I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL... I LOVE YOU:)

Shows
Appearing in Tyler & Kilgore this weekend!!!Support your local live music scene by attending a concert in your area this weekend! Here is the weekly bulletin announcing this weekend's concerts at the hot spots for the Tyler, Longview, Kilgore, & Canton area:Friday Night, 10/5/07Click's 1946 E. SE Loop 323, Tyler, TX 75701. Phone# 903-593-6499Featuring:Neverset, Overscene and Soulidium9PM $5 ages 21 + up, $10 ages 18-20*****Side Pocket Lounge/Corner Pocket Billiards 1011 Kilgore Plaza, Kilgore, TX 75662. Phone# 903-986-3838Featuring:A Theory on Conquest andStir the Silence 9PM, $5 ages 21 + up, $10 ages 18-20*****Club Down Under212 Grande, Tyler, TX 75703. Phone # 903-939-3339 Featuring:N 2 Deep8PM, $5 cover, ages 21 + up*****Half Moon Grill & Saloon16884 FM 2493 (Old Jacksonville Rd), Tyler, TX 75703. Phone # 903-534-1884Featuring:Grant Cook8PM, no cover, ages 21 + up********************************************************************************************

M&m Nation Comment Contest 10/6/07 - 10/19/07
Click the pic 2 Join the M&M Nation Lounge! Hello all my M&M peeps! Hope you will all participate in our 1st ever Comment Contest game! ~~~~~ RULEZ ~~~~~ 1. Below you will find the pic we will be using for this contest. Either right click – copy it to your computer – upload it to FUBAR OR go to LilMissLadyE’s pics – Rip it from her pics (it has its own folder.) PS – I suggest ripping the 1 from LilMissLadyE and copy what she has as the name of the pic and also copy that to yours. Will tell other how 2 play your comment game for you! 2. Put the Comment pic in it’s own folder, so it is easy for people to find, but have it be the ONLY pic in that folder. 3. You may put the pic in it’s own folder at anytime, but ONLY comments made 10-6-07 to 10pm 10-19-07 will be included in the contest. 4. The pic is a 1 word comment game, where people comment 1 word about U. They can comment as many times as they would like, but only 1 word per comment.

Jules Blog
Well I weighed myself the other day. Turns out I've lost 40 pounds in less then two months. I now have jeans that look like shit on me but hey I'm happy about that. My family members are worried about me because of how fast I'm losing it but they shouldn't. I'm not trying to kill myself here I'm just trying to lose some weight. Anywho I am very happy about that. lol

Family Sux
In this family, if you want a baby of your own more then anything else you get told you can't have them... It's medically impossible. But If you don't want them... YOU HAVE ALL THAT YOU CAN!!! Then My sisters all share MEN!!! I swear!!! My sister Kim married my sister Roxannes ex boyfriend, Roxanne married Kims, My sister Kim slept with my sister Billie Jo's first husband after they were married... and her second a week before their wedding!!! THEN MY MOTHER!!! OMG!!! She wants all of our men!!! No matter how old they are!!! I swear, I am glad I am not deranged like that... oh wait, my husband is my neice's father... uuuummm...

Yeah...
Untitled... As the wind blows steady and strong It sings an unfamiliar song Mother Nature takes the stage Bringing with her drops of rain The Lord plays the drums On my window pane Soft whispers bring a chill As the sidewalks begin to fill With puddles all around A leaking gutter completes the sound Angels dance with two left feet As the rain quickly turns to sleet Mother Nature cranks up the noise A lightning bolt her instrument of choice Crack of thunder, let’s rock and roll For this wicked lady is full of soul It’s not karaoke or amateur night One song after another Until morning light Gabe on the guitar, stringin’ away Trees bend and begin to sway Keeping the rhythm to the beat So grab a beer and pull up a seat For Mother Nature leads the band Bringing music across the land Crash and clatter Drip and plop Flick your lighter For when they stop... One more song Please don’t go For when silence comes Watch out for snow…. Written b

Dsc Wedding
Dirty South Crew Wedding!! Recondoc and Jada are getting Fu-married in the Dirty Addiction Lounge! On October 6th at 11pm...10pm Central. They would like all friends and family to come and join them!! CLICK THIS PICTURE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DIRTY ADDICTION LOUNGE!! COME JOIN THE WEDDING!!

Life...
Isn’t life interesting… Today my son, Chad, age 10 was playing football at school During recess, flag football of course, (YEAH RIGHT) Only to have a so called friend tackle him grab him by the shoulders And slam him to the ground. Little did his friend know, that my son’s leg was now behind his own back. Me being a single mother of two, work becomes a very important thing. I am a substitute teacher, I have been for 3 years, I truly love what I do. I have been with the school corporation for 10 years. I always shut my phone Off in the morning before going into work. I worked at one school this morning and just Arrived at another school to start my day in the afternoon. I was talking to the teacher I was About to replace for the day, and all of the sudden, my cell starts ringing, puzzled by that, I’m like Wow, that is weird, I had my phone shut off. I grab the phone to turn it off and see that My son’s school is calling. I quickly answer, only to f

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Funny Shyt!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Today
A tender breeze touches my skin a horrible pain it's bringing and I wanna go running but I know I’ve got to let it in it's so hard to face it all cause I know tonight I'll fall don't drag on me cause I can't keep strong cause tomorrow I'll move on but today, ohh today I've got to cry it all away and tomorrow will bring back my sun but today it all feels wrong ooohh today, yeah today, I've got to cry it all away and tomorrow with eyes dry I'll be ready for another try go walking in the park it's suppose to make me feel good but today it hurts even more than I'll go try out on the beach but the sand make my eyes tear every time another spear who makes the burden even harder but I'll be fine one day farther but today, ohh today I've got to cry it all away and tomorrow will bring back my sun but today it all feels wrong ooohh today, yeah today, I've got to cry it all away and tomorrow with eyes dry I'll be ready for another try it's just a bl

Saturday Night Live Sucks
SNL - What happened? Yeah, I am a dumper. This show has fairly stedily gone down since "The not ready for prime time players". It has been on a slow but consistent nose dive with just a few glimpses of the true SNL humour..Change that, just humour, period. After all I will try not to limit "what is SNL humour". Maybe I just dont like where it has gone. The pace is slow - they take their time so the audience has a chance "to get it". Too many repeated jokes/characters. Many times they go well beyond flogging a dead horse. Most important at his time - Lorne, WAKE UP!! Change that useless bunch you call talent. IS there really nobody out there???? Let's go through them one by one: Tina Fey - You just may survive. Darrel Hammond - good improvs, but can you do anything else? Amy Poehler - limited talent, already sterotyped. Maya Rudolph - good pipes, but limited otherwise. Kristen Wiig - extremely limited talent/use of Jason Sudeikis - character actor, poor at best Bill Hader -

A Marines Christmas
A Marine's Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, And had to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, No Presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, just boots full of sand. On the wall hung pictures, of a distant land. With Medals and Badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, came to mind. For this house was different, it was dark and dreary, I found the home of a Marine, Once I could see clearly. The Marine lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In his one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families that I saw this night, Owed their lives to these Marines, Who where willing to fight.

Marines Prayer
The Marine's Prayer Almighty Father , whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose and deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt, steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and g

Goodbye
I lost everything .. i love fubar and someone else i will not mention... but i feel that i need to leave fubar and let everything be... nothing against fubar.. just some dumb choices... i hope everyone has a good day! ... get back to enjoying this kick butt website! bye

Fatal Fire
Moses Lake house fire leaves three dead Posted: Monday, Oct 01, 2007 - 09:38:43 am PDT By Bill Stevenson Herald staff writer A photograph taken of Nadine Driggs and Del Driggs in 2006. Courtesy photo. Parents may have tried to save children MOSES LAKE - A house fire on Moon Drive in Moses Lake Saturday left a father and two children dead, the mother and a son injured. Neighbors reported the white house on fire at 6:43 a.m. Saturday morning. By the time Grant County Fire District No. 5 and Moses Lake Fire Department firefighters arrived, the home was fully engulfed in flames, according to Grant County Emergency Management Director Sam Lorenz. Firefighters found mother Sara Villareal and one-year-old Lukas Villareal severely injured. Lorenz said they were flown to Harborview Medical Center. Lukas Villareal was released from the hospital and reported to be OK, according to KREM 2. Neighbors told investigators 28-year-old Daniel Villareal exited the

Thoughts
Who cares if a soldier dies Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn;"Lets get out of Iraq" .Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But w

M&m Nation 1 Word Comment Contest
Please go to my pics and open the 1 word comment contest folder and help me win this contest plz. All u have to do is comment me with one word that describes me and u can comment as much as u like.....I will return the luv to all who help me.....THANX

My Ideas On Pleasing My Partner
Lets see, I think I would begin by trying to set the right atmosphere. Light some candles and put on some slow, soft, romantic music. Both of us would then begin to slow dance together. Feeling our bodies swaying to the music. Maybe some wine would be in order to loosen us up a little. Then some more slow dancing. We slowly dance, holding each other close. I look up and see the candlelight dancing in your eyes. I then begin to softly kiss your shoulder, working my way up to your neck. I can hear you breaathing deeply as you enjoy the moment. We look at each other and you move closer to me as our lips meet and we get lost in a very passionate kiss. We slowly undress each other, until we are only in our undergarments. We then continue to dance and sip wine. As we dance, we hold each other close enough that I can feel your heart beating. You begin to take long deep breaths as you get more into the moment. You then turn your back to me and we continue to dance with me holding you from beh

Words To Live By
My husband and I just recently decided to see other ppl. I am not sure what i should do. Whether to stay single and enjoy my new found freedom. Or to try to date and find another mate. This is the first time in 12 yrs I have been faced with this Question. I believe I can be happy either way, But If i am to date again need to know what the best ways r to meet new ppl. If u can help either comment or Shout at me. Thanks!!!

Staffordshire Bull Terriers
STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIERS have somewhat of a bad street rep because of dog fights and attacks on humans.Its not the dogs fault its the owners.They abuse their dogs something rotton .Then when or more like IF they get caught all they get is a poxy fine and banned from keeping animals for 2years.Which dont work they just carry on.But still the dogs get destroyed AS IF ITS THERE FAULT. I have a 10 month old bitch and she is as soft as shit and the most loyal lovable dog your ever likely to meet.Its all in the way u bring them up.... She has her own little page if anyone wants to have a little peek FEEL FREE http://staffy-storm.piczo.com Then you can make your own minds up about them. Leave your comments and views all are welcome THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO HAVE A READ.... ...FINIGANXTC....

Today's Goal
OK SO EVERYONE MUST HAVE A GOAL.....I DECIDED THAT I WAS GOING TO SET MY GOAL TO SEE HOW MUCH LOVE I COULD GET IN ONE DAY AND MOVE UP TO LEVEL 20. IN ORDER TO DO THIS I NEED ALL OF YOU LOVE. SOOOOO DURING THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR PLEASE HIT MY PAGE HARD!!! RATE IT ALL....STASH, BLOGS, PICS......LEAVE ME COMMENTS.........JUST LOVE ME HEHE. I KNOW WITH ALL OF THE AWESOME FAMILY AND FRIENDS I HAVE I CAN DO THIS!!!! COME HELP ME PROVE IT!! :):):p:p LOVE TO YOU ALL.............SUGAHHH

Tat Contest
***Appreciate any help I can get on this from my friends****Can my friends & fans please click this link and RATE this pic for me (rates count) and drop a few comments to help me win a month blast for the bast tat?? I sure would appreciate it!!

Water And Wine
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. "Love People not Things....Use Things not People" JC

Surprise Me-fresh Meat
COME ON ALL, WE WERE NEW HERE ONCE TOO. ,hey there freinds,, here is a freinds freind and she is new,, can you all stop by and make her feel welcome,, love ya all. and ty http://fubar.com/user/1203828

Life
TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE.. SORRY I HAVE BEEN VERY DISTANT AS OF LATE.. ITS BEEN A REAL HARD ROAD FOR ME. LOTS OF STRESS AND DEPRESSION LATELY.. WE HAVE LOST A BABY COUSIN THAT WAS ONLY A YEAR OLD.. IT'S STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION AS TO WHAT HAPPENED... ITS NOT EASY FOR US AT THE MOMENT... WE ARE MOVING IN STRIDES TO TRY AND HEAL THE HURT THAT IS SO UNBEARABLE.. ITS TAKING TIME... AND A LOT OF ENERGY. PUT WE ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN. I DON'T THINK THE HURT IS EVER GOING TO STOP.. ALSO JUST THE STRESS OF DAILY LIFE SEEMS TO BE MAKING IT WORSE.. I AM JUST THANKFUL FOR THE FEW GOOD CLOSE FRIENDS I HAVE.. AND MY FAMILY I HAVE THAT CARES.. I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHY I AM NOT REALLY MYSELF... I ALSO LEFT THE FREAK SHOW FAMILY.. A LOT OF STRESS HAS BEEN TAKEN OF ME FOR THAT.. I LOVED THE FAMILY AND I HELPED CREATED IT. BUT THE LOVE AND BOND THAT WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS STARTED ISN'T THERE ANYMORE.. NO ONE CARES IF ANYTHING HAPPENS AND NO ONE TRIED TO HELP ANYONE ELSE.

I Will Blow You Away On Air If Given A Chance To Prove Myself
Hi ev1, I am looking for the chance to become a internet dj for a station that will take on a newbe. I have a few friends who are dj's on internet radio,and I have been told by one that I have the voice for being a dj,also i have well over 700 full cd's and plan on getting many more,as you can never have enough music,I am very much into the metal genre,but i do have other cd's besides just metal,as I believe to honestly love music you must honestly be able to listen to it all,well with some exceptions,such as elevator music lmao.I have a awesome outgoing personality,enjoy people and music,with the two combined,I will be a good dj for some radio station. I have dsl for internet and my pc is brand new only 4 weeks old,amd athlon 64X2 Dual Core Processor 3600+ 1.90ghz 1024 ram 32-bit Operating System...Windows Vista. I also have a headset/microphone.I am good with computers. I hope that someone out here will give me the chance to prove myself??? Thanks for reading my blog

Just Some Poetry I Have Written
MORE CHANGE IT'S MORE COMMON THAN MONOTONY LIFE IS AT A CROSSROADS HOW WILL I PROCEED? HAVE BEEN STAGNANT IN THIS STATE FOR TOO LONG THOUGHT IS NO LONGER USEFULL ONLY ACTION WILL HELP NOW SO LITTLE SELF MOTIVATION WHY?!?! IT IS ALL FOR ME! I SEEM TO JUST PLAINLY EXIST BREATHE EAT SLEEP WITH OCCASSIONAL ENOUNTERS WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD MEN ARE ALWAYS A LET DOWN STILL TOO NAIVE AND TRUSTING HAVE TO REMEMBER I AM WORTH IT ALL JUST NEED TO GET OFF MY ASS AND GET IT! (this was written about five years ago, after my divorce)

No More (poem)
No more No more crying No more sighing No more dieing Focus on the positive Don't dwell Let it go Focus on the here and now No expectations No let downs Stay positive Don't become a hater Just be strong Can't and wont allow myself to sink Kids help keep me afloat Focus on MY life It's too easy too put myself aside Have to shut him out All goodtimes come to an end

Lost Adulthood
I sometimes ponder the meaning of life. My mission, goal or purpose. With all the propaganda and lies in the media, political arena and schools makes me wonder about what really is important in life. Should I watch TV for anything other than the weather. I like to know if it is going to rain. With the tabloid dribble making headlines is it making us stupid? How can people actually care about so called celebrities? They all make me sick. Not to mention take the focus off of major issues that are plagueing our country. Soon we will have to take control and decide what is right, decent and pure. Stop living in the fairy tale that things are going to be ok without a drastic change in the mindset of America.

Late Night Rambling
LATE NIGHT SICK DAD STILL HAPPY WANT TO HAVE FUN ENJOY NOW! EMBRACE THE MOMENT APPRECIATE FRIENDS NO LONGING ALLOWED NOTHING BETTER THAN NOW THINK ONLY HOPEFULL THOUGHTS PEACE LOVE WHO CALLED? WHO CARES? DOESN'T MATTER MY LIFE GOES ON NO WAITING FOR CALLS NO EXPECTATIONS CAN ONLY REVOLVE AROUND MYSELF AND FAMILY NO ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP NEEDED I WILL HAPPEN QUIT LOOKING ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING WHAT IF I MISS IT BECAUSE MY EYES WEREN'T OPEN NO BUTTS!!!! JUST LIVE WITH PEACE AND JOY PEACE AND JOY WILL COME BACK

Test Drugs
I did drugs when I was a kid Weed and ludes and a little cid There was no problem with what I did Lucky for me I lived through the skid After the weed then there was coke Snort for a while then started to smoke I hit bottom and was down and out A country music song with out a doubt But I pulled through and you can to Ditch it all and do it for you No future there because you’ll be in jail Not close to God but strait to hell To quit is not easy and quite hard you see It will take your friends and your family If you want you can change for the best Life will mean more and you have pasted the test Life is full of tests you see The more you pass the better you’ll be Drugs or pain or women for sure Without problems there’d be no need for cure Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/10/07

Death
Death is a word we all have to fear No-one knows until it is near Because if I die before I awake I pray the Lord my soul to take Death is the end for what we know But I don’t believe that this is so I will be here for time on end A feeling I have my old friends do send Death is for certain there is no doubt Where will we go and what’s it about Will I be here to see my mistakes Or was my life good and I have what it takes Death is not permanent for what you believe Not understandable for most to conceive I think we’ll live on and come back here and there Scary stories we all have to share Death is ok I have once been told This I’ll believe and will help me grow old For it’s not what you fear or trouble to come It’s how you live and the good you’ve done Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/28/07

Nature Poem
NEED SPIRITUAL HEALING IN NATURE NEED THE SOFT NIGHT BREEZE SOUND OF THE INSECTS STARS SO BRIGHT TO WALK BY MOONLIGHT NEED SUNSHINE HOT ON MY SKIN BRISK BREEZE ON MY FACE THE BEAUTY OF NATURE BASKED IN THE GLORY OF THE SUNS RAYS COLORS SO VIBRANT SKY SO BIG LONG TO SEE THE BIRDS FLY THE BUTTERFLIES FLUTTER THE LEAVES RUSTLE IN THE BREEZE THE COOLNESS OF THE SHADE OF A BEAUTIFUL TREE THE FLOW OF THE RIVER EACH ROCK INDIVIDUALIZED BY THE WATER THE FISH SO SERENE THE ALGAE ITS OWN MYSTICAL LIFE THE HYPNOTIC CRASHING OF THE WAVES THE BEAUTY IN THE SWIRLS OF WATER UNTOLD WONDEROUS LIFE BENEATH THE WATER NO MECHANICAL SOUNDS ALLOWED ONLY THE VOICE OF MOTHER NATURE LISTEN AND YOU WILL LEARN THERE IS PEACE IN NATURE

DAYS TURN TO MINUTES AND MINUTES TURN TO MEMORIES. LIFE SWEEPS AWAY THE DREAMS THAT WE HAVE PLANNED. BUT WE ARE YOUNG AND WE ARE THE FUTURE. SO BE THE BEST WE CAN BE. IN LOVING MEMORY OF PRIVATE TODD CHRISTOPHER RITCH 4/5/70 TO 2/21/91 U.S. ARMY PERSIAN GULF WAR WE ALL MISS YOU

Dirty Fingernail Figure It Out Smart People
I'm one of the dirty-fingernailed people. No, it's not a code word for anything. My fingernails really DO get dirty. I do not get them manicured (although I wouldn't turn it down once - just to try it out) - nor do I cut them fast enough. They're strong as.. um.. nails. Women are jealous of their strength. But they're dirty. I look at them right now - it's the only dirty part of me. I'm a clean guy, really. I'm not sexy. I'm not hot, nor cool. I wash. But the fingernails remain dirty. Why? I hope it's because of an absent minded professor kind of smarts. People say they feel smarter when I help them with a problem. I don't make them feel stupid. Computer on the blink? TV acting up? For some reason, people say, "Keeen!!! such-and-so-thing is BROKEN!' I come by, say, "Show me what's wrong". And... oops - suddenly, it works. Weird, to me. Must be stranger to them. Sometimes I do have to fix something. Wanna know the secret? Turn it off. Wait five s

Stuff
I havent been online for a cpl of days for some reason. Insert your own reason. What ever works best. Also might be able to get on here as often just have to see how things go. Blah blah and stomp on the roses.

Wow Im Lost For Words Geez Brew Can Finally Say It Lol
YOU KNOW I Have Never Been Lost For Words , The Only One That Has More Than Once Is My Love Of My Life Has Been My Kage , So , From Me Cherie Aka Witchesbrew , Ty's , Still , Tho Keep Mom Helen , kages Mom In Your Prayers . Love All Of You's So Much . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Please Besafe & Becareful Bleesed Be

Dont Get High On You Onw Supply
just the other day i saw aufo that fukin crazy i wasnt high it look like a a flashlite in the ski then it shot straight up to the ski if u seen ufo sighting post it up trip out i live in sandiego

Some People Are Just Plain 'ol Stupid!!!
Sometimes I sit back and wonder why some people weren't spared a life filled with great pain and suffering. Most of the pain and suffering is self-inflicted! Yes I'm referring to the stupid people! I know some of you are saying "Bear be nice" and "Bear you shouldn't call people names", but I have had enough of it!!!. For example, in the army most pieces of equipment have instructions written on them or the packaging (w/ diagrams). You will always have someone standing there you can not grasp the simple concept of "take object A and object B and attach them with one red pin provided". Today after being stuck in traffic for 2 hrs (that is another blog) I stopped a the local 7/11 to get a Slurpie. As I wait in line to purchase my tasty beverage, there is a man in line about to pay for his purchases. This man took the simplest of tasks and turned it into the building of the pyramids! Someone please tell me what is so hard about swiping your card and pushing yes or no for a credit card pur

Well...
Figures...I finally get the chance to test for a professional fire/rescue company in Virginia, and not only do I lack the gas money to get there, but my brakes are fairly well shot. So even if I had the gas money, I wouldn't be able to make it with the way my brakes are. I applied to the company about a month ago and just finally heard from them, and it would just figure that the day I got the letter inviting me to test would be the same day that my brake lines blows out on me. It's my luck...I should probably just accept it as such, but I refuse. One of these days, I WILL make it down to test, and hopefully it's soon so I don't lose the chance.

Currently Looking For New Members To Our Family
I am looking for new members to join our Slap Happy Bombers Crew ....anyone interested in joining please contact me and I will patch you through to the right channels....we are looking for recruits and would love to have new people join our family!

I Am Soooo Excited
I am so excited! I purchased my long dream today. It is a 1997 Harley Sportster. I am having some things changed on it right know, that is so I can reach the ground. But, Oh am soooo Happy this eve.

Alrighty Then
due to recent findings of no one on here giving a shit about actually meeting people or talking or anything except a fucking popularity contest i am stepping back..... the people who were real enough to get to know me know how to contact me by other ways.... for everyone else.... thank you for reminding me of how fucking fake and pathetic we are as human beings to have no self worth unless we have people bangin on our door (or website) have a nice day..... and fuck you very much

Sexiest Eyes
last day please rate and leave some love :-P I am in the sexiest eyes contest runs from today until the 13th at midnight.Please rate first then Please comment bomb this link...pleaseee lol Thanks all!

Who Wants Drinks????
I will but you a drink of your choice if you show this guy some love for his tattoo contest...he is my favorite and I want to help him out as much as possible. To get adrink must bomb his comments at least 50 times...trust me it doesnt take long!!!!! Thanks for the love!! This is my favorite so if you are a freind of mine help me help him he needs lots of luv!!!!!

Your Invited
---------------------------------------- You have been invited to join Yuwie.com by Roger. When you join, you will be instantly connected to Roger and Roger's friends. Click the link below to join. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=116932&vid= What is Yuwie? ================= First off, Yuwie is 100% FREE. Yuwie is like any other "connect with friends" or social networking site. But we have one major difference. Use Yuwie - Get Paid! Yuwie pays you to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc.

Calling Art Bell!
You're daydreaming about the next big thing and you may need to do something about it soon. Whatever you want to make happen, you can at least prepare for the future turn your life will take.

Mememe
New to this whole blogging thing just never had much to write about. Course still don't but figure might as well put something up. Went out hunting tonight here in SC climbed up the tree about 1630 sat for a couple hours nothing but squirrels and birds to keep me company it was great weather was warm but not miserable. Then about 1830 just as Colors was playing i saw him moving through the woods to my right cutting across in front of me but to far away to take a shot and to many trees in the way. watching him walk along i had my bow at the ready just in case he turned back in front of me and gave me a shot. Then he came to the path i was sitting on and all that between us was the branch i was sitting on. slowly he stepped out from behind the branch and i drew slowly pulling the string back until i felt it on my cheek. looking through the peep sight and lining up my pins he had turned to face me giving me no shot again. Holding the bow at full draw i waited for him to turn and finally

Have A Nice Day!
Have a nice day! Current mood: Fucking wonderful! The world keeps turning! You might as well smile. NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY!!!Hope all is well in your world,the sun is shining brightly in mine! :p Lots O'luv,Lil'Bear

Stiff Alex Writes
I could usually write an entire autobiography in a blog but my mind is devoted mostly to developing my actual book so I'll just give some highlights. -my passport arrived today, for which I am very happy -I saw the movie Bones today; it wasn't that bad but the ending kind of annoyed me. It was the kind of ending that you get at the end of The Cave or Wrong Turn. Then again, look who's judging. -speaking of judging I also saw Idiocracy recently. Mike Judge is the most powerful guy in showbiz. -don't eat garlic pizza, it will make your mouth feel warm for the entire day. Wow, really gripping stuff, huh? Goodnight.

Spells
Came across the following and thoght it was interesting. This spell assists dream assignations. This spell may be easier to accomplish if the people wishing to meet in Dreamland work out the details in advance.(In other words, make plans were to meet.) Grind and powder linden flowers and blend with rice flour. Both parties must dust their bodies from head to toe with this powder before going to bed.

Pain...grief....agony
Today....I lost my brother. Fourty seven years old.....two years and 6 months after his own 21 year old son and my beloved nephew was killed in an accident. My pain is immeasurable. I've lost the ability to think and function. I've spent the last 3 days at his bedside...praying for a miracle that was never to come....and watching the last breaths of his life. Now I'm lost in a sea of anger, confusion, grief, sadness and denial. Words usually come easy....but now, I can't find them.

Just A Thought
Strolling along the edge of the sea, a man catches sight of a young woman who appears to be engaged in a ritual dance. She stoops down, and then straightens to her full height, casting her arm out in an arc. Drawing closer, he sees that the beach around her is littered with starfish, and she is throwing them one by one into the sea. He lightly mocks her. “There are stranded starfish as far as the eye can see, for miles up the beach. What difference can saving a few of them possibly make?” Smiling, she bends down and once more tosses a starfish out over the water, saying serenely, “It certainly makes a difference to this one.”

Prayers Needed
A dear friend of mine needs your prayers. Her family has just found out that her 1 year old niece KAYLEIGH may have CANCER in the lymph nodes in her neck :( Let us all pray for a good outcome!!!! LITTLE KAYLIEGH HER PARENTS KELLY AND ADAM Please send your blessings and well wishes to her aunt (my friend) ~ ♥ ~ Vî×èñ åkå bººgîè$ Mºmmå ~ ♥ ~@ fubar Many thanks for your support

Hopeful Love
have you ever like somebody so much that you wanted to be with them but didnt know if they liked you back or the only problem with you two being to gether was that the person you like was on the other side of the nation. and the only way you had to talk to them was online or on the phone. but what you really wanted was to be able to look at them face to face or be able to hold them in your arms and never let go. well that is my current predictament . i really like a guy but yet he is far away. hint hint you know who you are. so if anyone has any ideas for me please feel free to tell me

Stupid Cute Girls
I don't under-damn-stand it. There are tons of cute women out there who literally hate themselves. Some put up naked or graphic pictures of themselves so they can try to feel better about themselves, but more often than not they are reluctant at best to believe the comments such photos garner. I have read many profiles and seen many pics on this site and far too often cute girls are tagging full body pics with self deprecating remarks about how fat they are or about how they don't like the way they look. I wish they could see the beauty everyone else does. I heard a student of mine comment about bigger girls, he said they need love too, just not from him. That is fair, it takes a special eye to truly discern beauty and understand that not every woman should be a twig. Curves are wonderful and everyone has their own tastes. Personally I have dated women from a size 0 to a size 20 and I have to say they all have had complexes about being too fat, the size 0 was even a bulimic and

Biker
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Funny Stuff
FACTS TO PONDER: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000 (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this: Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188 Statistics courtesy of the FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the

Letter Of Global Intent
Letter of Global Intent This is a letter about myself/my life that needs to be seen by EVERYONE! This letter has been toned down, A LOT, because nobody would actually believe how bad it truly is. "Sex is instinct, like eating food" I must let it be known right in the start of this letter that according to the New Hampshire State Police, I have "No Record"! On July 20th of 1986 I was in a motorcycle accident that caused a Severe Traumatic Brain Injury, with three years left of high school. I completed high school in 1990 and went to college for two years, nothing came of it. I finally supposedly started getting assistance in 1997 from a state funded organization. From 1997-2003, I was "Allowed" four hours to go out hiking by my self and supposedly be able to meet people without having a "Staff" standing beside me. That was an utter joke! The last four years now I have been forced to live in the center of one of the largest acreage towns with the least amount of

Butterfly And Buffalo
The Butterfly and the Buffalo by Samuel Solomon Once upon a time there was a butterfly named Brooke. Brooke was a beautiful butterfly, with rich, vibrant colors, full of life and beauty, spreading love around the meadows where she took flight, sharing life with all the creatures in the meadow. She was a wonderful soul, with a heart as big as the sky itself. She was adored by those close to her, and her many admirers would quietly watch as she flew by, easily seeing her spectacular colors... One day, as she floated through a valley, she spotted a wonderful creature. As she drew close, she was in awe of his size and strength. She was fascinated with him. He was a buffalo, named Bastion, and they swiftly became friends. He had many qualities that she liked; he was strong, and fast, and powerful. When he spoke, she was captivated by his voice, and he said such sweet things to her. Bastion was fascinated with Brooke as well. She had such beauty, he lo

My Girls
ok all i went to court an oct. 2 to try for custody of my daughters. their mom never showed up to defend herself. so the court ruled in my favor. the girls are in my house until further notice by the court. I LOVE THOSE GIRLS AN CAN NOT WAIT TILL I HAVE ALL 4 OF MY KIDS TOGETHER

Busy Moving
hello all its been a busy week on me and tash we have been getting our apt ready painting cleaning and so on its been a long week between that and me working just so everyone knows we aint dead or in bed hehe all week or so

More Shouts
matt@ fubar So this guy shouts me....heres the convo...Yea i was rude but i don't need this bullshit anymore. So ya his link is up there if you wanna check him out. I just think hes a idiot. April ♥

My Contests
Ok I'm getting people asking for details so here goes if I miss anything feel free to ask :D 1. All Pics need a bag or something similar covering 2. Bags can be decorated in any way you wish 3. No drama 4. No under level 4 users to comment/rate 5. No comment programs allowed 6. No blank comments 7. Rates will count as 10 comments so down rating others is a waste of time. 8. The NSFW contest bombers will need to add me as a friend if they don't wish to keep me as a friend no rate is needed just a note to say they are here to comment for you. 9. Anyone breaking rules will be removed from contest after one warning to stop and person breaking rules blocked. First Prize will be either 7 day blast/month VIP Second Prize will be 3 day blast And if there are enough people Third prize will be 1 day blast and a trophy. Everyone who gets over 100 comments (not including rates) will get a VIP prize of my choice over 1000 will get a gift from Fu shop. Anything e

Filipino Expressions...
Filipino Expressions Philippines has many dialects.? Yet, we, the ?people in this country are united?through our ?national langauage:? Filipino. ???? The people in this country, also known as Filipinos are very warm and hospitable.? So, if you like to visit Philippines you will be welcomed with sincere smile and greetings from us.? Please take note of some Filipino greetings and expressions with their equivalent in English: ? Good morning!???? ...............???????? Magandang umaga. Good?noon???????? .................?????? Magandang tanghali. Good?afternoon ?? ................????????Magandang hapon. Good??evening????? ..........??? ???????? Magandang gabi. Thank?you.?????????...............????????Salamat. How are you????????............?????????? Kamusta ka? I'm glad to meet/know you...............??Ikinagagalak kitang makilala. Where are you going???????????????????????Saan ka pupunta? HAve you taken your meal?? .............??Kumain ka na ba? You are handsome.

Rants........
For a site that professes to have no ads I now know of two... First we have the "sponsor" Bullz-Eye which is an advertisement. And now this whole CALL ME thing is yet another sneaky way to get in an ad on the site. Does anyone but me notice that things are rapidly changing on this site and everything they professed it to be when it was Cherry Tap is now being thrown out, the rules are being changed daily and it is hard to keep up? I love the friends I have made on here but between keeping up with the changes and weeding through the dramatic BS this site is beginning to lose some of it's luster. It's just my opinion but some of these new changes are not in the best interest of the site or the members that keep it going. Thanks for listening....

New Bombing Family
I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME OUR NEW BOMBING FAMILY "" SPIRIT BOMBERS"" ALL WELCOME AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SALUTE PLEASE STOP BUY AND CHECK US OUT AND HOPE TO SEE EVERY1 THERE TO ADD SPRIT BOMBER'S HOMEPAGE@ fubar

Hot Hot Hot
This super sweet friend is in a contest and needs ALL the help he can get!!! He was asked to enter just before the contest opened so go show him some MAD LOVE!!! He will show all love back, he is just that kinda guy!! Oh and rates count to so be sure to rate his pic!!! I know he is HOTTTTT buy guys we need you too.....he is a sweetie so don't be hatin on him and you bomb him too hehe....... luvs ya all!!:):P

Awsomeness
hey i'm Haley, i really don't care for life anymore. why?, no one will listen to what i have to say, and a bunch of other things. i do care for my friends, and some of my family. mostly my friends. i'm trying so hard twords life, but somehow get nowhere. its all good though. not really. i just want someone to listen to me for once. yea thats my blog, Haley

You Know I Have Joined Afew Lounges Out Of "respect"
WILL THIS IS KINDA , HOW I FEEL ,I WILL TELL IT , CALL IT AS I SEE IT, DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES , IS FOR OUR TROOPS ,THERE LIFES ARE ON THE LINE FOR OUR ASS'S OK . AND YOU POST MANY BULLITENS , AS ONE POSTED MINE MMMMM, AFEW HAS . AND CHOOSE , WHATEVER LOUNGE YOU WANT I REALLY DON'T CARE , BUT , ITS F'IN SUCKS . SO, AS ALWAYS A A F'IN GREAT DAY . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW AND IM CLEANING OUT FAMILY AND FRIENDS , IF YOU S WANT TO STAY FINE DELETE ME , IM SO TRIED OF BEING NICE , I GO OUT OF MY WAY , THANKS TO WHAT FRIENDS I DO HAVE LOVE YOUS .

Friends W/ Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.

If You Were Just Added
Usually i space this type of post apart more, i know i did one relatively recently, but due to my wonderful friends and the birthday blasts i seem to have gotten a growth spurt in my friends list. Things to remember: Although I have NSFW's, if people stop rating the SFW's, the NSFW's will be locked. i've done it before, i'll do it again. Crude comments are fine in pic comments, they are NOT fine in my shout box. (creepy comments that scare people aren't fine anywhere) advertising belongs on your own page, and x-rated animated gifs as well as music players will be deleted. I really don't want to see your nsfw's (unless you're a chick - and no, that doesn't mean i want to see you screwing your girlfriend, guys). Also, i NEVER comment on them, so again, don't ask. If i happen to peek at them, more than likely you will not even see a rate from me. I am taken. Stop asking. My family pictures are family at MY discretion, don't ask to unlock, don't ask to get in. Stop using

Poetry
Poem by: Robert Burns My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer - A-chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, wherever I go. Farewell to the Highlands, farewell to the North The birth place of Valour, the country of Worth; Wherever I wander, wherever I rove, The hills of the Highlands for ever I love. Farewell to the mountains high cover'd with snow; Farewell to the straths and green valleys below; Farewell to the forrests and wild-hanging woods; Farwell to the torrents and loud-pouring floods. My heart's in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer Chasing the wild deer, and following the roe; My heart's in the Highlands, whereever I go. _________________________________________________ I dream of Scotland...of seeing it someday...such a beautiful place.

I Am Alive
Hey it's me the Plastard Bastard SDMF.. Sorry I haven't been online in a while but I got some stuff going on right at the moment. I really don't have access to a computer now but I will soon. I have some new pics that will be going up when I get back online, so be looking for them. I miss talking to you all. Take Care and Drink One for me. SDMF 4 Life!

Joke
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said,

"friends With Benefits"
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag... There's at least 1 person on your list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your hoverspot that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits

Why It Sucks To Be Gg Sometimes !
Reasons I'm here doing this & NOT gettin some ! #1) I was breast fed by my father, Mom only liked me as a friend. #2) If it wasn't for "pick-pockets " , I wouldnt have any sex life at all ! #3 ) I allways get " boooed " by peeping Toms' . #4) Even hookers tell me " Not on the 1st date " ! #5) I went to a discount massage parlour & it was " self-serve " ,.. #6) My dog even hates me, his favorite bone is in my arm ! #7) I knew my ex was cheating on me when my parrot started saying, " Go out the window, he's home " !! #8) Even when I was a kid , I was so FUGLY, I had to " trick or Treat" over the phone ! #9) I worked in a pet shop when I was a kid, people kept asking , How big I'd get " #10 ) I had really bad acne as a kid, 1 time I fell asleep in a Library & a blind man was reading my face ! #11) Now I only smoke after sex,...which explains why I've had the same pack since 1983,.... #12) Found a hooker 1 night, I dropped my pants & she dropped her pric

Did You Miss My...
last post about rates and fans? you thought i was going to say something else didn't you? you sick bastards! lol anyhow, for those that just joined my friends and most of this goes for anyone else as well: You'll notice i have not rated or fanned anyone this weekend when added, please don't take offense, i just moved and i hate IE and the computer that i'm using until i set up mine crashes firefox if someone sends me a shout. ugh. Please post here if i have not rated/fanned you, or even if you're just not sure, this is the blog i'll be using to rate and fan when my computer is set up. if you haven't rated/fanned me, i would appreciate if you do so, and as i said, just post here and i'll get you in the next couple days. Love you all, Sin

Angie Babe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGIE BABE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. AND MANY MORE.... *~¢¾ANGIE BABE¢â¢¾~*CO-FOUNDER OF GODFATHER FAMILY*~@ fubar GO BUY HER SOME BIRTHDAY DRINKS!! GO SHOW HER SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE!! FAN/RATE AND ADD HER!!

Currently
Well where to start with this one.... I would normally post my blogs on myspace and all but if I did that then certain people who dont need to see it will and it will be pointless cause then it will cause more problems and not help with fixing problems.,,,, The person that I am dating at the moment is jobless.... I am working six daya week and anywhere from 12-14 hours aday. I am doing everything that I can to take care of her burdens and debts and needs as best as I can and I have actually put my needs and debts on the back burner to say just so that I can take care of her and her things and try to keep her from being sad and depressed and all.... Yet she complains to me and makes comments about how she hates not haveing any money herself and about having to wait for me to get home to get some money from me. That she cant do anything till after I get home cause she doesnt have any money. That she cant stand seeing just the walls of the apartment all day long and me being around e

Did I Dream...
I feel as if I had a dream Of warmth and tenderness a deep embrace, a warm caress a brief but fleeting sureness A sureness that I could feel full so full of passion full of strength Full of a dream or was it purely a fleeting moment but a moment when of a past memory or a dream or what I wait to have Oh to feel the feelings deep within forever and a day to know the moment did occur or is it best to leave it be a dream to be fulfilled a yearning craving knowing that sweetness can occur I think I'll savor the dream until I can until I can't until I refuse to accept another fleeting moment In My Life.

Boy Crowned Homecoming Queen, Parents Outraged
(KSDK) - Parents call it a prank that went too far – a high school student ran for homecoming queen and won. The controversy: the queen is a male student. Aaron Zaggy, a senior, ran for 2007 Homecoming Queen at University City High School and won. The idea, he said, came from a good friend. "We just slapped up some posters and did it. And won," Zaggy said. Zaggy thought it would end there. It didn’t. "I didn't run but my best friend ran. And she was really mad, she was upset,” Jasmine Anderson, a senior, said. Zaggy received permission from the University City School Board to run as Homecoming Queen. Voting was open to the entire high school, but only half the student body cast ballots. Zaggy beat the first runner up by nearly 20 votes. One week after he was crowned, some parents are now sounding off. A crowd packed the room where the Board of Education met Thursday night. "A queen is a female. A woman. A girl," one person said. "I would really like to see

Family Guy Sued Over A Jew
Peter Griffin may need a Jew, but Fox needs a lawyer. And one music publishing company needs a sense of humor. Bourne Co., which owns the rights to the Oscar-winning Pinocchio song "When You Wish Upon a Star," has filed a copyright breach lawsuit against Fox and the Family Guy creator and producers, claiming they illegally lifted the tune and damaged the company by repurposing the song with "anti-Semitic lyrics." The Family Guy's version, "I Need a Jew," appeared in an episode of the animated series titled "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" and was sung by patriarch Peter Griffin upon realizing he needed to get his finances in order. Bourne, which filed the lawsuit Wednesday in Manhattan's U.S. District Court, claimed the song was "a thinly veiled copy" of the original and damaged the tune's standing as a "cultural treasure epitomizing the wonders of childhood." "With its theme of wholesome hopefulness, the song has gained worldwide status as a classic," the lawsuit read. "By

My Story I'm Working On
In 1985, McCalister had it all. A wife who loved him, fresh out the academy, and an expert in his field. But as much as he has, the last several years have been nothing but brutal to him. His wife Regina has left him for another man, his ten year old daughter was murdered brutally, and all he has left is his job. McCalister devotes his life to his work and nothing else. The year is now 2005 and now McCalister is stricken with guilt over his daughter's murder. He's consumed to find the murderer. He works day & night. Everyone around him says he's a loner, McCalister calls it DETERMINATION. -Chapter 1- On a stormy night in the year 2005, McCalister lays in his bed in a cold sweat. He rarely sleeps here. Most of the time he's at his desk at the station. As he closes his eyes, an all to familar sound rings in his ears. *ring telephone* McCalister looks over at it and just lets out a sigh as he knows it's just a reminder of what he has grown accust

Cancer
Multiple myeloma is a type of cancer that affects the plasma type of white blood cells. Myeloma cells tend to collect in the bone marrow and in the hard, outer part of bones. Sometimes they collect in only one bone and form a single mass, or tumor, called a plasmacytoma. In most cases, however, the myeloma cells collect in many bones, often forming many tumors and causing other problems. When this happens, the disease is called multiple myeloma. Please note that cancer is classified by the type of cell, or the part of the body, in which the disease begins. Although plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma affect the bones, they begin in cells of the immune system. This type of cancer is different from bone cancer, which actually begins in cells that form the hard, outer part of the bone. You should know this because the diagnosis and treatment of plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma are different from the diagnosis and treatment of bone cancer.

Life Is Too Short Not To Laugh
You know none of us is guaranteed tomorrow...... Like Tim McGraw Sings...Live Like YOU Are Dying! The older I get....Hey now comments on my age either...... Life get shorter and shorter...... Tell someone that you love them and say it and mean it. Love you guys.....

Call Me?
Hmm..this whole call me thing is confusing to me right now. Do you have to have a home phone for it to work? I mean I have not had a need for one so I never got one. Hard to believe right?..lol Well...I do all my communicating on here, and if I need to talk to my family I go through yahoo. So do I have to go out and by a phone now?..Anyone that can help let me know..:) Hugs and kisses!!

Looking 4 A Date
hey if there is any women who like to meet to have fun, go out for great time shout me or email me.... mike_cabanaw_31@hotmail.com. I pefer some close to my area, ( Niagara Falls Area.) well shout to me I am listening, lol mike

Please I Have Another Dear Friend Whom Needs Our Prayers For You Nitro & Your Dad
Comment Myspace Sexy at CommentMyspace.net THIS SO WEIGHS HEAVY ON MY HEART NITRO'S DAD HAS THROAT CANCER , AS KAGES MOM HAS LUNG CANCER PLEASE FOR ME KEEP ALL IN YOUR PRAYERS . HUGS AND MUCH LOVE BREW TY .

America!
This being my first blog I have to say what I think has been on every American's mind!!!!! YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR A F***ING TERRORIST! "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT!!" I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others(ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME). I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and APPARENTLY some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multi cultural community has served only

Men
You know I read this on a page about relationships the author was listed as UNKNOWN. But it really sounded like me. I'll wait for the guy who sleeps next to me and feels at home...who watches me smile and smiles himself...who will not run away and become scared when he falls hard ...who fights for what he feels no matter what...and who's brave enough to tell me all his feelings right there and then- even if it means knocking on my door at 3 am or driving 5 hours just to let me know. i'll wait for the one who i get lost in random conversations with...for the one who acts silly just to make me laugh...for the one who can calm me down better than anyone else... for the guy who is proud to hold my hand, knowing i'm his, and only his. i'll wait for the one who feels his bed is empty if i'm not there...for a guy who will take my hand to slow dance with me in the middle of his bedroom floor, i'll wait for the guy who takes all the crap his guys give him for spending so much time with me

Im So Stupid
yes i lost a great guy today, its my fault, ans i feel like total shit.. thought i finally found my love but like my mom always says i fuk everything up all the time.. i guess im just useless like i've always been told..

Funny Story
The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately I have to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with just 2 AAA batteries,... right? There I sat in my recliner, my ca

Contest Help
i need help bombing and rateing my pic for my 1st contest in. PLEASE HELP ME COMMENT BOMB AND RATE ME! Follow the link below please and show me some love! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=391094&i=3588451067#

20 Pound Piece Of Concrete Fell On My Knee
Things I Have Learned.......So Far 1) That my knee does not like concrete. 2) That I would rather give birth through my nostrils than feel this pain. 3) That it is perfectly ok to break the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" when the x-ray tech bends my damn leg to get that special fuckin angle x-ray. 4) That it is great to work in EMS and know about drugs and instead of the ER Doc giving me the pain meds they think I should have,they ask me what pain meds I want. Oh Hell Yeah!!! 5) Pain meds are fuckin GREAT!!!! I still feel the pain......I just don't give a fuck. 6) Pain meds make me say cuss words,especially the word fuck and even make my fingers type them. 7) That sliding across the floor on my ass is much easier than using crutches when your sides are sore and feel like both your tits are broke.However,it does not work well outside. 8) Driving with my left foot is a challenge and that I approach the windshield quickly when I brake using the foot I don't no

Scarred For Life
Hi everyone, We are playing The Rock Shop October 13 with Waist Deep Madness and The Blacksmithz.Gonna be an awesome show.Get yo' butt down there or we'll come lookin for ya! ;-) Lookin' forward to an awesome night of Rock n Roll! Seeya there. S f L This is my sons band so if your in or near fayettville show up & party with us. lookin forward to meetin some new friends.

Star Wars Halloween Costume
Star Wars Halloween Costume Shop for star wars episode costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Star Wars is one of the famous movies and the characters are so famous that many would want to dress up as their favorite Star Wars character. However you might realize that there is a bit of a weird sentiment following the star wars trilogy. So just pick your Star Wars Halloween Costume wisely. If you want to dress up as Yoda, I'm sure no one will object and in fact it might actually help you get the ladies if you're a male geek who is a teenager. You require the following basic accessories for your Star Wars Halloween Costume: Gloves, Boots, Belt and Holster, Corellian vest, Rebel Trooper Vest star wars, starwars, starwars halloween costume, star wars halloween costume, star wars dress, starwars dress, star wars halloween, star wars costume, starwars costume, yoda,

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if They want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, Switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with The prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - With a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and Play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems d

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.

Jangl Information - New Feature
This is a repost of the original blog created by Sinderella on the new Jangl Feature: This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Co

Mothers
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited

Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long.... When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "f*** you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex: This when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not

Ax Vs Leg
i hit my leg with an ax yesterday so that put me down for a day or two so i should be here today any way my leg though is killing me i had a 3 inch wide 2 1/2 inch deep cut but i did not hit the bone but this is a reminder to always be care full and accidents can happen to anyone worsted ive ever done and i regret for being in a hury to get done to much to do on one day off but sence i had to spend half the day in the hosital i did not get anything done so allways slow down and think about the next move please i know i will from now on

Working Out Of Town Still
Greetings All. Well, I promised an update and here goes. I am Still working and living during the Week down at Fort Myers, Florida. We are doing the Archaeological Survey for an 8000 acre Citrus Grove (Oranges, Grapefruit, lemons, etc). We are currently nearing the project's end and up to this week have not found a damn thing other than an old Hand adzed (a wood working tool - think carved) part to a wagon hitch (prob 1920s-30s). Now at least, we have something of interest,,, a town. Yep,,, a whole Damn Town. We know that it was first settled in the early 1900 and was abandoned sometime between 1944 and 1953. It is all plowed up Grove now. We spotted it on an old aerial photo. I did some research and found out that it was a small community called Corkscrew Settlement. It contained about 20 odd families at its height and although it never had a store or a church, it did have a school between 1923-1946. Around 1946, it got its first "all-weather road" (a hard Shell road). A sm

Bulletins
THE PAST FEW DAYS THE BULLETIN REPOST HAS A GLITCH IN IT. ERROR OF TYPE 1. EVIDENTLY A TYPE 1 ERROR MEANS THAT THE SERVERS ARE WORKING LIKE SH*T. THE USE OF BULLETIN SPACE IS A WAY FOR WE USERS TO NETWORK AND IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOOL THAT WE MUST HAVE. SOOOOO...WHATZ UP BABY J?????

My Blogs
I wrote this shortly before my daughters first birthday...last year...hope you enjoy. My first year as a mom... I can't believe the time has gone by this fast. I will be celebrating your birthday in a couple of weeks, as well as my first year as a mom. The whole mom thing still hasn't fully set in yet. But no doubt in my mind you are my little girl and I love you with all my heart, more than I thought I could love any one person. It's almost scary to think that I have created you and I will now teach you about the crazy world that we live in and tell you the differences between right and wrong. Over the past year I have seen you grow so much. It seems like only yesterday that I was bringing you home from the hospital and tending to your every needs. Waking up every couple of hours in the middle of the night just so you could get the nurishment that you needed. I have seen your first smile, first laugh, first crawl and your first steps. I wait patiently for your first word. Wo

Children
Children are what keep life up to par Not where their from or who they are But because their the future to carry on They need guidance and love to be show If their yours your responsible you see Step up to the plate and teach them to be Good people with love of right and wrong If you do not they will not belong Our children’s future is out there for all Make them strong to answer the call Be there with them through think and thin You choose which cycle they will begin My parents did good for what I can tell If yours did not then break the spell I have no kids to teach you see But several are there and think of me Not because I’m good or perfect you see Because I’m the same with consistency They do what I ask not out of fear Because they love and want me near So take your time and teach what’s right Before they are gone and out of sight They will respond if you ask them to do Live your life right and teach them too Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/

Proud Of You
Those are the words we all want to hear What ever the game you want your dad near If he is not it removes your drive So you look for other ways to survive Everything you do matters you know Try your best to be good in the show If no-one is there to see what you do You have to step-up and do it for you You do what you can your best for now The best you can for their attention some how All they need to say is I’m proud of you I love you no matter what you do Remember this in the children you raise The one thing they crave it’s your constant praise If they fall be there for them Help them up to start again Without you there they’ll stray for sure You’re here to teach them good to the core They’ll love you for it until the end Keep your love strong and compliment them Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07

Some Rules 4 You Ladies...(joke)
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work ! the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving

Just Thinking
These eyes have cried the tears that fill the ocean blue Lying there The pieces of my newly reborn heart Fading in front of us Those now so distant memories Those rare blissful moments Repeating in my mind You brought me here To this world of false hopes You've got me lost Now I cant find my way out

Wicked Storm~~we Have Our Own Short Bus
GO HERE TO JOIN THE RIDE !! http://www.fubar.com/blog/134342/543895 Ladies and Gentlemen of The Storm! We are in the process of getting our own short bus, the bus will be part of the Jokers Wild Short bus line, we may even be the beginning of a complete fleet 2. Woo HOO!! All you have to do is visit Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page and then to the blog marked "Small Bus" leave a comment that you are with WSC and want to be put on our Bus! Joker has given us 72 hours to get as many of our peeps as possible signed up or he will fill our remaining seats with random riders. There are only 25 seats available. So far we have Ozzfanatic2 as our Driver, and me Luangel ( guess i get to sit up close to my baby baby) So get on over and sign up! Heres a link to the JokersWild Short Bus Home Page. Make sure to show Joker's Wild and the home page some Wicked Storm Crew Luv!! Come Ride Our Bus!! Posted by Lucretia~~LuAngel

*im This Girl*
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it

A Very Dear Friend....
Hit this guy hard.......He give love to all each and everyday. What an awesome person and if you dont have him as a friend be sure to add him!!! GONE FOR THE WEEKEND ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar

Bored
WELL IM BORED...I MUST BE IM DOIN A BLOG.....WELL THE PERSON IM ON THE COMPUTER FOR IS BUSY DOIN OTHER THINGS AND IM LISTENING TO THE GAME ON THE RADIO NOT WATCHIN TV TO BE CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER........SO IM BORED...... THANKS FOR CUMMING BY TO READ MY FIRST BLOG....LOL ANYWAY OUT FOR NOW

Using Meth
Of all the drugs that I've tried in my life, meth is the one that I thought would put me in my grave..... and it would have, had I not had a strong family who love me and was able to step through the meth wall, and brought me back to life! I LOVE YOU MOM, DAD, CYNDI!

Yay Pics Up! Lol
Posted my birthday at the bar pics lol... some are me, some are random people that were there, lol i also went last night so i'll probably have more pics up when leepus puts them on here so i can steal them from him :p new pics are in the album creatively titled... Birthday ... lol ok so it's not creative ;) check them out though lol ;) Love you guys, Sin

Power Of Prayer
This morning I was woken by my best friend, calling about a man we both worked with. He has Stage IV cancer and he underwent surgery to remove his tumor yesterday. Overnight he had to MIs and is in a coma. He is not expected to make it. His cancer was detected late...only a couple of months ago. He is a good man with a good family. And I cried, and I prayed. Just now I read about a sweet little baby girl named Breanna, who passed away today. Her mother and grandmother are both members of Fubar and I reposted the bulletin requesting support for the family. I have never known a child that I've lost so I can't fully grasp the pain that Breanna's mom and grandmom are going through. But I do feel their pain, and I prayed. My mother called me this afternoon to announce that her divorce from my mentally, emotionally and physically abusive stepfather was finalized. She called to celebrate the end of an era of pain, self-doubt, and dispair. We shared, and I prayed. That prayer was in

Stash????
I have posted a mum, had a friend contact fubar support and now I am posting a blog on this subject. I know most of you have seen people with much more stash than 2000 entries now at 2000. Has fubar limited the number of stash entries? Is it a mistake still waiting to be corrected? I am at a loss! I have spoken with quite a few friends who are very upset because they lost most of the "overage" in their videos. I uploaded videos that meant something to me. If you know, please inform me. Thanks!!!!!!

The New Me!!!!
I used to mess up on everything I did in life, and now I go 2 School and read a lot of good books meet new friends online and just have a good time. I thank all my Fubar friends who talks 2 me on yahoo and let me know now 2 give up on myself so easy Thank You I Love You All....

Omg Sin Is Cleaning!
Ok, that's really only funny if you know me enough to know i never cook or clean lol :p anyhow that's referring to my albums, i deleted a couple of them after moving the pictures mainly to default. Why? you ask... Apparently most of you have too much trouble opening SFW albums. Now it's nice and easy, RATE the DAMN DEFAULT! yes, i'm being a point whore... why? because i sit there and make all these pretty pictures for you, and all you give a crap about is seeing anything a bikini would cover. Seriously, RATE THE SFW'S. i also added (mixed sfw and nsfw) to the end of album titles because apparently if it's not a fully nsfw tagged album, you STILL don't open it. no this isn't directed towards everyone, i know there's about .5% of my friends that actually rate everything... (that's not a typo, it really is only about half a percent)... to the other 99.5% of you, please at least rate the default if you're not going to rate the rest of the sfw's. anyone that whines

Birthday!!
LOL..Ok..its not my birthday today, but it will be someday, and I was just hoping someone would give me a birthday present, you know like a salute, a blast, or a Happy hour even!...(wicked grin) Yes my shameless plug for attention..I can never get enough...:) Hope you all have a great evening this fine Sunday Hugs and Kisses

Money Situation
Heres the deal..I really want to be a sponsor for the day. I am looking for anyone to loan me their fubucks...loan sharks welcome.. ROFLMAO I guess you can't do that huh?..LMAO Oh well..feeling frisky...just messing with ya..LMAO Hugs and kisses

My First Blog Woooot!
Whats good folks, im new to this site. I am kinda addicted already, ive been tryin to get levels fast but its not goin awesome =( plz help me get points and i will return the favor! =) if you wanna know anything about me just ask im real hopen and honest and shit. And PLZ rate my cannabis pics =) It would mean a lot to me =) Im not really sure how this blog thing works, but i think this is what im sposed to do in it =) anyway till next time, xoxoxo, Christopher Cannabis

So True For Me!!!!
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?

Beware!
(I AM REPOSTING THIS FOR MY FRIEND CLINT) AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS "SO CALLED RELATIONSHIP" WELL COME TO FIND OUT AFTER DAYS OF HEAVY BACKGROUND INFO RESEARCH ON HER, AND 5 OTHER MEN VERIFYING IT HAPPENED TO THEM TO I FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY ~ TRUTH~ ABOUT HER WAS THE FACT HER NAME WAS TRISH..LMAO...SO BEWARE OF HER MEN, SHE IS A LYING , DIRTBAG, AND PLAYS WITH MENS MINDS CLAIMING SHE IS 22 YRS OLD.. IT IS ALL A LIE, I HAD A lEGAL BACKGROUND CHECK DONE, IT THATS WHY SHE DELETED ME TO CAUSE I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH, SO I AM POSTING THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY... http://www.fubar.com/user/1120485 DON'T ADD THIS CHICK, AND IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND, YOU'LL REPOST THIS SO THEY DON'T GET PLAYED LIKE I DID ...........CLINT......... THANKS, CLINT

He Is A Keeper!!!
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return! Is He a Keeper?

Fubar Love
I just have to say that I never thought I would ever meet someone as special as the women that stole my heart. She found me on fubar, thats where it all started. Then we meet it was love at first sight. But we were a little timad at first cause we both been hurt. Didn't want to rush things. Well we are know living together. Things are going so well. I never knew that loveing someone was so easy. We know what each other want without asking. Nethier of us are trying. We be ourselves and we fall even more in love. I have to give a shout out to fubar. But I also have to say to all the perves that ruin such a good way to meet people, go buy a porn. I found love so can everyone else. Just be yourself. If she don't like you well don't stop being yourself to impress her. You impress her by being yourself. Be good peps of fubar. Much love!!! love friends

Contest
THIS IS FOR MALES AND FEMALES ARE YOU A PARENT?????? ARE YOU A GRANDPARENT????????? AND I'M SURE YOU LOOK GREAT 1~WHO IS THE HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS ON FUBAR. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU ARE THE ONE OR IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THIS TITLE. WILDCAT AND CHERRYBOMB ARE HOSTING 2 CONTESTS TO FIND OUT. ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™~ @ fubar IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! CURIOUS TO KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT 1~FUBAR HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS. EACH CONTEST WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY OCT 12TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON MONDAY OCT 22ND @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST,1 MONTH VIP OR TICKERS 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 D

Wow
I have met this amazing man, that is like no other I have ever met in my life. We have so much fun together and it is really developing into something so special, and we both feel so blessed to have found each other. It's fate..we are so much alike, love the same things...and are starting to love each other....all I can say is WOW..that is what we are both saying, is WOW....love really can hit like a storm when two people are least expecting it. This is so awesome!

Poetry
Why were you so selfish? Why were you so cruel? How could you ever think That suicide was cool? “My life was screwed up,” Is what you would say, But you didn’t have to End your life that way. I would have helped you In your time of need. But you wouldn’t let me, The only emotion you showed was greed. I miss you so much More than you will ever know, But my life has moved on And I also must go. Your life is over And mine will go on. I wished for so long That you weren’t gone. All I want now Is to know why. Why would anyone Want to die?

Major Issues!!!
Back in December of 2006, my husband was drinking and choked me... it was the first time he ever got drunk around me... So I thought maybe it really was how he said, that what he was drinking turned him into another person. Then around April of this year, he threw something at me and left a really bad welt on my arm. We both have issues dealing with our anger... but that was the second time he really scared me. This isn't the end. I had forgiven him for the first 2 times, but then just the other night he raised his hand to me... But didn't hit me. I had told him that if he hit me again, or any type of abuse there of, I was leaving... I am worried he'll do it again... but I love him to much to leave really... Maybe we just need help... I don't know...

Tomorrow I Swear!!!
Hey all, i'm so sorry about the delays in getting back to you guys to fan and rate, if you haven't been fan'd/rated, please post in the "did you miss my..." blog. I'll be getting my comp up tomorrow at some point (tomorrow being monday) and once i'm up and running, i'll get back to all of ya. should be doing a few pics tomorrow, but comp takes first priority lol talk to you all soon, Sin

Funny
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry Its funny how forever never seems to really last Its funny how much you'd lose, if you forgot your past Its funny how friends, can just leave you when you're down Its funny how when you need someone they’re never around Its funny how people can change and think they’re so much better Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter Its funny how people can forgive even though they can’t forget Its funny how one night can contain so much regret Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is that none of this seems funny to me

Football In The Uk 6-7oct 07
06-07 OCT 07 ENGLAND ARSENAL 3 SUNDERLAND 2 BLACKBURN 2 BIRMINGHAM 1 BOLTON 0 CHELSEA 1 FULHAM 0 PORTSMOUTH 2 LIVERPOOL 2 TOTTENHAM 2 MAN CITY 3 MIDDLESBROUGH 1 NEWCASTLE 3 EVERTON 2 READING 1 DERBY 0 SCOTLAND ABERDEEN 4 ST MIRREN 0 GRETNA 1 CELTIC 2 RANGERS 0 HIBS 1

Heroes Tv Show
"Heroes is an American Emmy Award-nominated science fiction drama tv show, created by Tim Kring, which premiered on NBC on September 25, 2006. The show tells the story of several people who ""thought they were like everyone else... until they realized they have incredible abilities"" such as telepathy, time travel, flight and instantaneous regeneration. These people soon realize they have a role in preventing a catastrophe and saving mankind. The series emulates the writing style of American comic books with short, multi-episode story arcs that build upon a larger, more encompassing arc. Kring said ""we have talked about where the show goes up to five seasons."" When the series premiered in the United States, it was the night's most-watched program among adults aged 18-49, attracting 14.3 million viewers overall and receiving the highest rating for any NBC drama premiere in five years." Heroes TV Show Heroes TV Show 2

Birthday
Hey tomorrow is my Birthday, I was just in the shower thinking to myself and had a good thought. I have told my friends that always buy me gifts for my birthday to get me lottery tickets this year instead of presents. The reason being I won't buy the tickets myself because I think it's a waste of money. But if you never play you can never win. So the reason I asked them to do this is because a couple of months ago I had a dream that I won the lottery with a ticket that was given to me. So while I was in the shower I was thinking maybe I should ask all my online friends to do the same. So if you'd like to do this great, if not thats kool too. If I win over a 1000.00 I will split it with the person that buys the ticket. Here's some numbers to play: 10,09,66,11,26,88,19,41 Any combination of those numbers. You can send the ticket to: Derek O. c/o OguardiansHaven 3341 sw 27th St. Okla.City,OK 73108-5212 Be sure to write down the numbers you play and check to se

Annoyed
Unless the rating counts are broken, which judging from my bar tab, they aren't... Guys, seriously, if you open a pic, rate it. i'm sick of seeing 20 people viewed something and 2 people rated it (as is the case with my birthday album) ... people keep asking for more pics and don't rate what's already there. i will be taking new pics over the next few days, they WILL be locked to family (both sfw's and nsfw's). i'm sick of this shit. if you don't want to rate shit, don't ask for more pics. Sin

Lord Of The Rings Halloween Costumes
Lord of the Rings Halloween Costumes Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Create your own Halloween Costume. You can choose from any of the following characters and create a Lord of the Rings Halloween costume Frodo and Hobbits Arwen Costume Gandalf Legolas Aragorn Ringwraith Gollum Gimli and other characters from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. You need to select your character, get the basic materials that are required for the costume, and research on the net to get the finer details. Once you have these you can create your own Lord of the Rings Halloween costume. LOTR, lord of the rings, lordoftherings, lord of the rings trilogy, lord of the rings halloween costume, halloween costume, halloweencostume, halloween dress, lord of the rings halloween dress, LOTR halloween dress,

Dying Regret Band Of The Week On Moshpitarmy.net
Hey folks, We just got "Band of the Week" on moshpitarmy.net. We get featured for a period of time on the front page of the website. Go here for the front page: http://www.moshpitarmy.net/ Or, here to go straight to our band page: http://www.moshpitbands.com/DyingRegret/ Many thanks to Tony at moshpitarmy for his support! Ace

The Second Time Around And I'm Whole Again
So...The story of John and I. I got married in 1999 to an addict, alcoholic, womanizing, cheating, lying, woman beating bastard. And I use them words loosely. The marriage shouldve ended on our 1 year wedding anniversary when he collapsed my lung and sent me straight to the ICU for 3 days, and hospital for the other 7 of my 10 day stay. Instead, I wanted to make it work. Well it didnt. So as of April 2006 I left him and have been going through alot of emotions. I missed the whole idea of a husband but not him. On May 28th 2007 I seen a picture on FUbar of a cute guy wearing a construction belt and posing for a halloween picture and left a comment for the picture holder to "hook me up" By June 10th I found him myself on MySpace. We agreed to meet a few days later and we have been together ever since. On July 13th (a Friday) he proposed to me, after giving me a beautiful ring :) I plan on marrying him and this time I know it will work, because no matter HOW MUCH I PRY..

Some People Need To Grow Up
YOU DELETED ME FROM YOUR PAGE SO STAY OFF MINE...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!! SORRY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF HATERS I HAD TO LOCK PHOTOS TO FRIENDS ONLY... some people need to grow up if you deleted an block someone then be an adult and stay off thier page too,,omg i realy wish some people would act like adult in here it ruins it for the ones who realy want to get to know each other,, another thing if u im me and i dont answer you dont fly off the handle and assume i am ignoring you,, i have dsl and leave myself online for days.. sorry to vent but it was vent or leave and i am not letting no one make me leave ,,

If We Had Sex
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m

Alone
I stay up late at night Staring up at the stars I can see you in my mind but I don't know where you are I'm not sure what I'll do from one day to the next I keep thinking I'll see you but that hasn't happened yet But I'll never give up searching for the one to call my own Because I have to much love for me to be alone All my friends say I'm all right and there's nothing wrong with me But at night when I crawl into bed I crawl in next to me.

How To
ok so i was wondering... would any females give guys a chance at a bar... and if so what kind of pick up line would work in a bar... now ive tried many and some work and some dont. females help guys out so that when we go to bars we feel more confident... lol

Wanna Know The Truth.....
YO YO YO WASSUP PEEPS THE BADDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR IS NOW TAKEN APPLICATION FOR VARIOUS POSITIONS IN THE LOUNGE,YOUR RESUME WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE AN INTERVIEW,YOU MUST HAVE REFERENCES AND PREVIOUS JOB SKILLS FOR THE POSITION YOU ARE APPLYING FOR,I WANT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS NOT YOUR TYPICAL FUBAR LOUNGE THIS IS THE BADDEST ONE ,SO THERE FOR I AS THE OWNER CAN NOT HIRE PEOPLE FOR POSITIONS THEY ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR,TO BE THE BEST YOU MUST HIRE THE BEST.THE PAY IS GOOD PLUS YOU GET MEALS HALF OFF(YOUR PAY WILL BE DISCUSSED DURING YOUR INTERVIEW)AS WE ALL KNOW GOING INTO AN INTERVIEW WITH YOUR WONDERFUL POTENTIAL BOSS,SHE DOES PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO CRETIN ASPECTS(GOOD LOOKING GUYS AND DOLLS). PLEASE YO YO YO HOOK A GIRL UP,GET YOSELF WID ME ON DIS MATTER!! LMAO I HOPE ALL OF YOU HAD SOME FUN,I THINK I LOST MY MIND I'M JUST IN THE MOOD TODAY,IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH US IN WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ. LOGO FOR ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ

One Awesome Friend!!!
This is a great friend of mine that I have known since I was a new Fu. She is such an incredible lady to always help everyone else with NOTHING asked for in return.....as you will see she does not have a stash or blogs as noone has helped her do this. I will be helping her get both so she has more to rate but for now please go to her page and show her the love by adding, rating and fan her!!! I promise you if anyone will show the love back SHE WILL!!! LUVS YA GIRLIE!!!:):P coco@ fubar

Dream
I have been having this dream of a dear friend. Mostly the dream is telling me that he wants me, he is marriade and so am i. I am confused about this dream because i normally don't dream in this fashion. Lately the dream is getting stronger.I haven't seen my friend in a while and i am wondering if this dream just symbolizing me just missing him or is it that i really want him.any ideas....thanks kitty

Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.” Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”

Feelings
I am here And you are there Our thoughts about each other Float through the air I think about you You think about me I think you are awesome I wonder what you think of me We are so far apart Yet we talk And we joke around We have each other in our heart In our minds We already know each other Its like we are just minutes apart We already know what is in each other’s heart We may flirt We may tease If we got together We might get on our knees It would be lots and lots of fun I promise you would enjoy As we would have our way I know I would never forget that day Kimberly

Boat One
A day on the boat is a day for me The salt and the spray feel good you see The chop of the waves and you get your hands set Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet A smile and a yell and all is well We’re all still here as we cap the next swell The inlet is around the next buoy you see Cooking and swimming and fun for me My friends are like tides they come and go But at the inlet no-one would know We’re here for the day and to hell with the past We all are happy and want it to last Swimming and cooking and a beer or two Nothing else I would rather do Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass The waters lied down and slick as a glass Knee boards are out and free boarding to This is what we all like to do Crazy for water to splash all around We’re having our fun out in the sound Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07

Work Life
Seph: wanna tell him about the crap that happened last night since his butt took vacation time and wasnt in Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: is this Seph Seph: yup Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: last time I talked to someone it wasnt u Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: pissed me off Seph: lol yeah it was mathew Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: I talked to them for 15 minutes Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: no he said "Mathew says hi" Seph: he wanted to talk to u so i let him have u while i was cooking Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: so I didnt think it was matt Seph: telling u mathew said hi was the last thing i typed Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: so anyway Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: phil does that alot Seph: does what allot Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: take off Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: when u need him Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: lol Seph: ooooooo it was chris last night Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: isnt that who ur talkin about Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: ohhhhh chris took off Seph: chris had vacation last night cause he has to take his days or loose them Eeyore @&#!&#*@#!: who was qc? Cheri Seph: cheri

What To Do
what would u do if u where with this guy and u broke up with him and he went around telling all of his friends that he hoped that u lost the baby u where carring but he was happy when u found out that u where pregnant

Danger Ahead: 4 Hazardous Relationship Problems
“Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you’re really strangers.” Mary Tyler Moore Relationships are the spice of life, but the spice of relationships is also bound to leave an unpleasant taste in your mouth once in awhile. Most everyone will experience a failed relationship before meeting the love of their life, and there’s nothing wrong with that as long as they’re able to learn from it rather than falling into the same patterns again and again. Find out if you’re guilty of any of these common relationship problems. 1. Emotionally-Unhealthy Individuals We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: To optimize the success of a happy and healthy relationship, each partner needs to be at their most complete as an individual. This means each person needs to be emotionally mature and available, have a strong sense of self and know what it is that each person wants from the other. An emotionally-unhealthy individual will look at a rel

Prettiest Mum
PRETTIEST MOM Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Moms. If you get hit again, You will know you are REALLY pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces whe

I Have Class
I am just going to write about a bulletin I just saw that said "We Got Class" It kind of struck me as funny.. I think I have class...Just cause I am not afraid to show my shit, and am proud of what I have for my age...LOL SO there..I do have class...just a different way of showing it..LOL One other thing..it should read "We Have Class" LMAO My input for the day...:) Hugs and kisses!

Song
"Wings Of A Butterfly" Heaven ablaze in our eyes We're standing still in time The blood on our hands is the wine We offer as sacrifice [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul This endless mercy mile We're crawling side by side With hell freezing over in our eyes Gods kneel before our crime [Chorus] Come on lets show, them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) For your soul [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2] For your soul

Inside My Dark Mind
Mood: depressed, sick, itchy and tired Location: Aunt Sharon's In pawtucket Listening to: My mom, aunt sharon, and wally play cribbage Status: clothed, scrubs from work on bottom, and grey T-shirt Title: events of the weekend + more... ;) Dear Journal, I miss belial, my tygg leketey! its norwegian for something. Figure it out! lol Weekend was interesting. -Thursday: Worked from 630 am to 230 pm. then took bus to mandy and heather's. Kittie was there. :) took 1/2 naked porno like pics for fun lol Kittie was director and producer, as well as photographer. As well as Noel. -Friday: Talked to belial for the 1st time since he went to iraq.

Lol You Guys Are Great
hey all, just wanted to say thanks for the kickass comments in the last blogs i posted, there's some real jackasses around and i'm glad i'm not the only one that's sick of them :) i've already blocked someone for the reasons in the last blog, and i'm honestly just glad it's only one so far. most of you are so absolutely awesome and i'm glad i have you guys around as friends for support, even when it's just another blog of me bitching lol /hugs everyone i'll work on more pics tonight hopefully, and although i do believe they're still going as family only for tonight, if the rates continue like they did today, i may either unlock it later or take another set for you all /hugs again Sin

Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Stories
This was written by a good friend, Dillochan. I'm just stealing it to share with my FuFriends. :) _________________________________________________ The TRADIS had come to a rest just on the borders of a newly forming nebula. Rose wasn’t sure why the Doctor had asked it to go there, but she guessed that it had something to do with seeing the stars. Perhaps this is where the star that Reinette had wished to see was born. He had shared some of the details of his journey since disappearing through the mirror over tea later that night. Rose hadn’t pushed him for more than he was willing to give. She suspected that he wanted to talk to someone that understood, at least a little, what all those years of waiting for his chance to get back in the TARDIS had meant to him. Three pots of tea later and she had most of the details. Mickey had sat quietly through most of it. He kept glowering at Rose though. Ever since that kiss he hadn’t smiled. Well, he’s a grown up, he needs t

Thank You All Very Much!!!
I wanna send out a special thank you to some really great people on this site. in no particular order, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the following FuFreaks, first to "The Fubar Celebrity" The Fuberlord who in no small part is responsible for ending my 3+ month run as a Barfly. To "Terri Hates The ShoutBox" who having already rated all of my pics, Went through my stash just to help lil old me level up!and last but certainly not least, to "Heather" The sexy Alabama Assassin Who's Favorite drink is water lol. Thank you all so much. I may be overdoing it but I was beginning to think I was never gonna level up! lol I love you all and will do all I can to return your generosity!!!!

If Life Was A Fairy Tale
muh ex n i have been on if off for almost 2years now...i love him with all muh heart he is muh highschool sweetheart...but i jus dunno wat at do nemore...i dont kno wat he wants i dont even kno wat i want...we had our whole life planned out tagether now it seems like its nuthin...im tired of cryin n feelin all dis pain...

I Love This Doctor!
I love this Doctor I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out

Ladies Only Please Thanks
I watched a movie the other night, ""100 girls"" I thought it was a preaty good, one thing caught my ear was this....and I said to myself this is me, put into words by someone else but this is realy me..........:D I swear....... ""Without you I’m as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don’t know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I’ll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I’ll clean the toilet every week. I’ll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words “hooters” and “love rockets” from my vocabulary. I’ll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it “May-may” I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only in the direst of circumstances. I’ll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won’t buy one of those red sports cars when I hi

Help Me Win This Contest
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS AND FANS, I ENTERED A CONTEST AND IT STARTED A WEEK AGO. PLEASE COME AND HELP ME WIN. I REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS. I WAS DOING GOOD TILL THE OTHER PERSON CALLED IN 3 BOMBING FAMILY'S AND NOW THEY HAVE A 4000 POINT LEAD. THE CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW THE 15TH AT 9:00PM EST. PLEASE HELP ME!!!! HERE IS THE PICTURE LINK.

About Me
IM 31 AND IM ABOUT TO GET MARRIED ON LEAP DAY NEXT YEAR TO BRIAN CANNON HE IS THE BEST I HAVE 2 BOYS DEVON AND DAWSON. IM THE BEST FRIEND YOU COULD HAVE TILL YOU PISS ME OFF AND THATS HARD TO DO. OTHER THAN THAT IM EASY GOING I LIVE IN HAMMOND, INDIANA. I WORK FOR SUBARU OF INDIANA AND I TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY OTHER THAN THAT IM ON THE COMPUTER ALOT.

Randomness
Speak in Riddle Speak in Rhyme Speak in Tongues If you mime Speak of Wisdom Pass your Times Speak of Visions In your mind One will have a pondered mind If one wishes to know Of times long gone passed And Wisdom of the unknown Seeking Knowledge of the Unknown Will have you thinking of Distress Have the wheels in your head Working double time to figure facts out The Unknown is the Unknown for a reason One can never figure it out No matter how fast your mind works at it Or how many facts you have of it. Speak in Riddle Speak in Rhyme Speak in Tongues If you mime Speak of Wisdom Past your Time Speak of Visions In your Mind wrote 10~8~2007

Crazyness
I watched this game a was a crazy crazy game. Romo threw 6 inter. and the cowboys were down by 8 point till 2 minutes in the game. Then they won in the last 2 sec. that was the wildest cowboy game I have ever seen.

Very Important Music
these are the lyrics from a song "Right In Two" from a band named tool..i have a couple of their songs on my profile. Its not hard to understand the meaning behind it..but when u hear the song it is almost impossible to understand the lyrics due to the music and effects over Maynard's (the lead singers') voice. It is an unbelievable song, made by unbelievable REAL musicians... which if ur like me.. ur arent't used to seeing in "music" these days. In any event..download/buy this album and support real music please... Right In Two Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused. Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused. Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys Where there's one you're bound to divide it Right in two Angels on the sideline, Baffled and confused. Father blessed them all with reason, And this is what they choose? Monkey killing monkey killing monkey

I Messed Up...
Sometimes i just stick my foot in the biggest pile of sh*t. I think ive lost my best friend for good. She wont talk to me, and if she does, shes pissed at me. My emotions have yet again, failed me. It hurts with every ounce of my being to write this because ive lost her for good. I know shes not my girlfriend, nor will she ever be, but it still hurts the only one youve really trusted. Theres nothing in the world that could change what ive done. I wish there was. If i could take everything back that ive done to hurt her, id do it immediately. i meant no ill will towards her. i just wish she knew i was sorry, from the bottom of my heart. i wish she could see the pain i feel right now, i truly regret everything i have done.

Omg Wtf Is Wrong With
ME!!! I know i said i should have pics up tonight, but unless i get really fuckin motivated later and take a shower and take them myself out here, then pics are tomorrow... it took longer than i figured to start setting up the computer and also setting it up in general (damn leaking air conditioners) ... so now i've been just kinda sitting here praying for points and ratings since i'm finally under 100k to level lol... i'll have pics up tomorrow though come hell or high water (which better NOT come from the air conditioner) if i don't take any tonight. for those that haven't been rated/fanned - if you posted in the last blog, you now have been. if you haven't, please post here (if you don't wanna seem like a point whore, post about me being a jackass for not getting the pics done, or something) i'll be checking each person that comments this blog post to rate and fan. love you all Sin

Hurt
I just found out that my boyfriend of 5 years was cheating on me. its been a rough year and i stood by him for all his crap and he goes off to be with someone else with no explanation. he broke up our family and top it off my 4 yr old says to me "daddy needs to marry mommy and i say he doesnt want us and he says we need a new daddy a daddy that loves mommy." how do you comfort a child you understands that!

My 1st Taste
Announcing my arrival at the pre arranged destination 10mins early I was instructed to enter the premises at the time we agreed NOT 10mins early not 10 mins late… as I waited with great anticipation drawing on a cigarette.. OMG what have I got myself into. The enthusiasm the fear of what was to come. The time had come for me to enter the premises. I was to walk 3 meters to the white mat where I was to kneel, head bowed, eyes closed hands open palms facing up resting on my lap, just as he instructed me to do. 5 mins had passed and I hear footsteps to the left of me, as he approached my heart started beating faster….he walked behind me and cupped the back of my neck, firmly yet gently. Then he released his grip. I then heard something that sound like a chain, then it stopped. He covered my eyes with a blindfold so I was in total darkness, which was somewhat exciting…he then told me I only speak when I am spoken to and I will answer him with master/sir at the end. “Do you under

Untitled Poem
Deep in the darkness of the eternal night I live, There is no sleep for me here not even for a moment. I’m wrapped up in the gloom of the coming storm, Unable to move for lest I become unborn, The dust around my astral form is moving, But it does not grant me any peace or absolution, My thoughts are broken in my mind again, The shards of my memories cut me and cause me pain, My heart is splintering in the shadows, Everything that I have loved has faded away, Piles of smoking ash is all that is left of my soul, I have not the inclination now to try and make myself whole, Shuddering in the corner of my suicidal cage, I fear I have reached my final breaking point, Reality has been thrown into distortion, And I have torn down the sign that warns ‘Caution’ I have travelled along my long black road, And the air has turned to smoke around me, Still I keep on walking but I’m going nowhere, I’m going in circles in my own personal nightmare, My v

Over 40 This Is Funny
PERKS OF BEING OVER 40 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you???? 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 pm . 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Rants!!!!
BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Require

Brew What 's To Say Wow And Ty So So Much
TY ALL FOR SUCH AWSOME " BIRTHDAY SUNDAY " IF I COULD SEE YOU'S ALL IN PERSON , EACH ONE WOULD GET A HUG AND MEET CRAZY BREW HE HE I LOVE YOUS ALL . TY YOUS SO MUCH . Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Gail Is Trying To Level Up
Hi friends , My good friend Gail is getting close to leveling up to level 23 . Shes needing about 33,000 points now so Im asking you all to come and help out this very nice lady . Let's get her leveled up here ok . the link to her page is at the bottom here. AMAZINGGRACE @ HALO SLIPPING@ fubar

Cancer
The battle with cancer is whooping my ass. I had the surgery and got rid of the cervical cancer and now can't have anymore kids. Now I find out I may have breast cancer. Maybe euthanasia is the best option here. I'm starting to cost more than I am worth. I haven't told anyone in my family about this at all yet. Not sure where to start with the conversation. We just got over the last scare and things were just starting to get back to normal. How can I reassure everyone especially my kids that everything will be ok when I am so scared I can barely think about it and look at myself. I just don't know what to do anymore. I am depressed beyond reason. It is causing serious problems in my marraige. I tell myself that if I told him what was wrong maybe things would get better and he'd understand, or maybe he would be like "Damn she is sick all the time I can't handle this shit" It is really a situation that would test anyone's love and loyalty to the person they are with.

Superman Halloween Costumes
Superman Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! It is not going to be difficult to create a Superman Halloween Costume out of the things you have at home. Check the internet, go over videos of superman to get the exact feel of the costume required. All that you require for a superman halloween costume are a blue dress from your head to toe, red underwear, superman logo, yellow felt for your belt, stockings and cape, both red in color. You can also opt for a blue shirt and blue pant, then wear your underwear over your pant. Wear your socks over your pant and fix the yellow felt as your belt. Fix the cape and logo and lo and behold Superman is here. The superman logo is easy to design, cut it from red paper or you can get the logo on the internet, just print it and stick it on your shirt. superman halloween costume, superman halloweeen dress, halloween costume, halloween dress, superhero

To All My Friends And Fans And Family
Got something new going on in my life and I Spend a lot of time trying to make Some money..I don't know if I can advertise on this site and Don't want to say anything till I know I can. So if anyone would happen to know if I can or not ,,Please let me know.. Hope your all doing Great and good things are happening for you.. I recently went back to the Dr.and I was really hoping for good news ,, but Like the saying goes,"Don't count your Chickens before there Hatched.." Have a Great week everyone,, Spring is right around the Corner.. Glitter Comments @ SweetComments.net

Another
Another…………. I work from Monday through Friday and attend school to. I bust my ass day in and day out so you can enjoy the life. I don’t ask you to cook, or even clean, just be here for me. This is the thanks I get. You let me think it’s real and this is what you do knowing when I will be home. You must think I’m a dumb ass bitch. Both you bitches get up and get your shit and get the fuck out. No! wait, get up and I’ll get your shit for you. Packing your shit throwing it out the door. Get the fuck out and take your whore. I got some liquor going to drink it straight, no ice or chaser because I feel the hate. Rolling a blunt and sealing it closed, sparking the flame and taking a toke all because your shit finally exposed. Six blunts, a pint and a half later. Loading the clip removing the safety, buck shot your ass like an alligator. I can’t stand your ass and I want you dead. Why the fuck did you do it, another bitch in my bed.

Food For The Mind!!!!!!!!
The day you decide to do it you think okay. This is it, the rest of my life. I’m ready nothing can change my mind. I have been waiting for this for forever. I have dreamt of this for as long as I can remember. I am going to be the happiest person in the world. Many plans have been made so this day will be perfect. Everything is going according to schedule nothing can go wrong. Wow I did it it’s finally over no more worries. I can finally enjoy myself with no fears. Live life and go on to do bigger and better things with myself. Become more knowledgeable gain wisdom and fulfill my dreams. Have that dream career with the dream salary. Drive the better cars have the nicest clothes. Live in the nicest neighborhoods with neighbors who mind their own business. Vacation a few times a year in distant places. Answer the phone or just let the answering machine do it for you. Wow seems as though things just remain the same. Different days of the week and times of the day

God's Close!!!!!!!!!
The session Enter the ring Meet the opponent The bell cling 90 second round Come out punching Duck and dodge We’re boxing Head held down Protect your face Raise your fists Set your pace Upper cuts Throw a punch Body contact Feel the crunch Ding ding The round ends In your corner The doctor mends The winner is With a higher level Results are final It’s the DEVIL GOD by your side He picked you up Wiping your head And filling your cup Kissing your wounds Hugging you tight Kneeling at your bed Whispering you’re alright You open your eyes To receive a new day And on bended knee This you pray Thank you god For your love and grace For keeping me near And showing your face When I needed you most You came through You lifted me up I’m feeling brand new

I Laugh Out Loud!!!!!!!!!
I LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP FROM LETTING THE DEVIL HAVE HIS WAY WITH ME! I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP MY SANITY AND TO KEEP ME FROM REVERTING BACK TO THE WAYS OF THE PAST. I LAUGH OUT LOUD TO KEEP THE WOMAN ON TOP OF THE SITUATION SO THE YOUNG GIRL DOWN IN THE VISES ARE KEPT CAPTIVE. I LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THE TRUE FACT THAT IF I DON’T I WILL VERBALLY COMMIT A 187, KILLING THE BEAST THAT CAUSES ME TO LAUGH OUT LOUD! I LAUGH OUT LOUD BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT AS THE SHOULD BE, OR THE WAY THEY ARE MEANT TO BE. I LAUGH OUT LOUD AND AM WILLING TO WALK AWAY FROM A SITUATION THAT WOULD CAUSE ME TO STOOP TO A LEVEL THAT IS BENEATH ME!! I LAUGH OUT LOUD IN THE FACES OF THOSE WHO WISH ME TO FAIL!! I HAVE FAILED IN THE PAST AND REFUSE TO FAIL AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME!! IF AM TO FAIL IT WILL BE DUE TO THE VERBAL HOMICIDE DONE ONTO ME! BEING BORN OF THE MUSLIM FAITH, I AM NOT A FAILURE AND HAVE NEVER TRIED. I SUCCEED TO BECOME THE RULER AND MOTHER EARTH, ¾ WATER ,

I Love You, I Do.....
I LOVE YOU I DO AND FOREVER I WILL WE WEAR THIS RING ATLEAST AND UNTIL THIS RING NOT GOLDEN OR WORN ON THE LEFT IT’S AN AURA FILLED BEAM SURROUNDING OUR CHEST IT BROUGHT US TOGETHER AND IT CALMS US AT NIGHT IT REMOVED YOUR UNCERTAINTY WE’RE A FIT JUST RIGHT IT REMOVES ALL THE NEGATIVE AND SOOTHES OUR SOULS IT’S WHAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU BEYOND GETTING OLD I LOVE YOU I DO THROUGH ETERNITY I GIVE YOU THIS RING TO WEAR FOR INFINITY FOREVER IN LOVE YOU I THEE WED NO QUESTIONS TO ASK THERS NONE IN MY HEAD NOT BASED ON YOUR BODY OR TASTES OF SINS SO SWEET BUT ON A HEAVEN SENT WISH WE TWO SHOULD MEET FOREVER FOR ALWAYS FOR LOVE FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FEET TO THE TOP OF YOUR CROWN BEYOND THE HERE AND NOW SO SWEET FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL AND THE BEATS OF MY HEART I LOVE YOU MR WHO LOVES ME BACK I DID FROM THE START

Sometimes People Can Amaze You
I'm not going to go into detail about what the subject of this bulletin means, but if the person that I'm referring to reads this, they will now that its about them. Rarely do you come across new people in your life that will actually stop and show that they are acknowledging your feelings.... show they care... and someone did that for me... on two occasions tonight. I'm not sure if it shocked me or if it just made me feel good.... but WOW...... Thank you.....

You..................
YOU, WHEN WE FIRST MET IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME AND LOCATION. NOTHING CAME FROM OUR FIRST MEETING. THIS TIME WAS DIFFERENT AND WILL FOREVER BE EMBEDDED IN MY MEMORY. YOU ENTERED INTO MY WORLD WITH A PLAN OF ATTACK SET IN MOTION. THIS DEEP AND SENSUAL VOICE AIMED AT WEAKENING THE HEARTS OF WOMEN. YOUR A GENTLEMAN WHO IS STREET WISE WITH PIMP LIKE QUALITIES. SOME WHAT YOUNGER IN AGE. WITH WISDOM AND BOOK SMARTS LIKE A TRUE SCHOLAR. BORN UNDER THE SAME MOON WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS AND COMONALITIES. THE BODY OF AN ATHLETE AND THE HEIGHT TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH THE SKY. A SMILE SO BEAUTIFUL IT MELTS MY HEART. EYES THAT SEE INTO MY SOUL AND BURNS YOUR IMAGE INTO IT. YOU CAME INTO MY WORLD AND INTO MY HEART FROM THE START. I LINGERED ON YOUR WORDS AND IMAGINED YOU IN THE FLESH. IMAGINING YOUR ARMS WRAPPED AROUND ME AND HOW YOU WOULD LOVE ME. LONG WALKS GOING NO WHERE HAND IN HAND ARM IN ARM. HAVING OUR FAVORITE DRINKS WHILE LISTENING TO YOUR “MIXTAPES”. MAKING LOVE TO

The Forgotten Art !
It is 6:30 in the morning .....i am awake and my mind is full . These past few days in my life i have been given a great gift. The gift of reassurance , My reassurance ? .....that there are still men in this world that feel and think with their hearts at the same time . So many men i have met along my journey in this life , yet so few that can capture my spirit and snatch a glimpse of my heart . It is a rare moment in any life when this amazing miracle happens ! This is the begining ....the time that will define what happens in the entire relationship . First impression ! What do i want this other soul to remember about me when thier time on earth is about to end ? I want to be so careful .....the heart is a fraigle creation of Gods art ! Do i really dare to think i could take care of this precious gift ? Some might think i am too deep in thought and rush to judge what they do not understand . Yet it is words from my heart that i dare to bare ...and they think me strange or bazzar ? Y

All New And Improved (11)
mmmmmmmmm, just the other day, i had a lovely conversation with a friend that i thought the fans of my stories would appreciate. all names have been changed to protect the innocent (well not mine, lol, i'm not all that innocent). if you recognize this, i hope you don't mind, heheheh. please leave rates and comments if you like it!! carl ______________________________________________ Beauty: ok carl Buddha: hey there sweetie Beauty: talk to me doll Buddha: heheheheheh, are you in a good position? nice and comfy, Beauty: oh yeah Buddha: spread out, and ready? have you stripped down? Beauty: don't need to already done Beauty: I am so wet and hot right now Buddha: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, so where was i ? Buddha: believe i had you on your tummy and i was stretched out against you biting the back of your neck Beauty: oooohhhhhhhhhhh baby keep that up and give me goosebumps Buddha: my stiff cock pressing into the back of your thighs Buddha: my fing

Myspace Makes Millions, You Make Zilch
So why not come visit us over at Yuwie? Instead of hoarding all that rediculous profit to themselves, they actualy developed a method to pay its users. There is no cost to join, you neednt provide any personal info untill you're perfectly comfortable. Your email wont get spammed with messages, and you wont get a bunch of friend requests from people that dont even exist So what are you waiting for, come join the other 130,000 members of Yuwie. And dont forget, bring your friends

Lonely
why are people so full of themselfs why cant everyone be friends why do people hurt others why are people so mean why are they so closed in theyre shells why why why why why do people break our hearts why do we have to suffer so much why isnt life better why do we have to be sad why cant we just be always happy why why why why probably cause everyone just wants to take advantage from each other . i dont know anything anymore , probably we were just meant to be sad and lonelly at the end , like when death comes and takes the ones we like and care for . why why why makes me sad cause the good ones are the first ones to go . why not take the rapers and murderers first and leave the good people behind. why

Couldn't Have Said It Better Myself!
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a

Broken Heart
People can say long distance romances can't work, but I believe they do. There is no distance that is too long for a heart. Yes the distance will be a difficult thing to deal with. But if two people can make a connection over the internet or phone line or whatever then ther is something there. We all have soul mates. God made sure of that. But he didn't always put us in the same city or town. Our soul mates can be scattered across the globe. Our hearts will seek the other out and one day they will find each other. Love should not be bound by distance or time. Love is never ending. Love is part of who we are. When we find that special someone, and we truly fall in love with them, that's all the matters. Distance, race, color etc. should NOT matter. All the matters is the love we share. To those who know me, I thank you for reading. To those who don't know me, I hope this will give you an inside look of a person who can love absolutely, unconditionally, and with all his heart.

Happy Birthday Sean
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN! We are a bit late.... !!!!BUT HERE WE ARE!!!! PLEASE come show this great guy some loves! He has been through a rough yr and we are so proud to have him in our family and on FUBAR! Rate is pics, stash, page....show it lots & lots of love! P.S. Gift {{bunches}} are needed...someone give the man a TV...every man needs one of those....please you wanna know just how great a man Sean is...follow this link here and read: http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?s=1540374 Come see him guys and show love: SEAN ~NBSD~@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World

Who Takes Pics?
Ok..I get this asked a lot..everyone wants to know who takes my pictures...well truth be told....its a timer!! Yay! I have ten seconds to stike a pose...just in case you were wondering..LMAO Hugs and kisses all my sexy friends! giggling

A Measly Ticker?
I can't even get a ticker from anyone to show me love? Come on now, you can use fubar bucks for that!..LMAO Of course still no family pics, but hey..I would luv ya forever...being silly I guess...:( giggling Hugs and kisses! LOL

My 1st Blog!!
Hi I'm a 24yr old Barista Living in AZ. I'm supposed to be in KY but i got stuck. I'm a single mom of 3 I have custody of 1. I'm in love with life but haven't found the love of my life yet. Check me out. I love meeting new ppl. and going new places. My fav trip was going from Owensboro Ky to Kingman AZ. Great road trip!!! hit me up if you wanna talk

Can Ya Check My ...
hey all, for those of you that know me well enough by now.... i tried to update my about me section of my profile to make it shorter since it seems that most can't be bothered to read that much... those of you that know me know what pisses me off most, can ya tell me if i left anything out? i'm so not thinking straight this afternoon yet, lol much thanks if you do, Sin (p.s. if you don't know me that well or haven't read my profile, please read the about me and let me know if you think anything's missing as well)

Taking A Break From Fubar N The Bs
I've decided that I am gonna take a break from being on Fubar. There are way too many people on here that just want to mess with peoples HEARTS, SOULS N MINDS. A long with being liars, users, players, etc. This is an adult site and if you can't be an adult then ya don't belong on here. If you can't be MAN or WOMAN enough to admit your faults, then WHY are you on an ADULT site? Do you get a KICK out of hurting people? Breaking their hearts? Messing with their hearts? Playing Mind games? GROW THE HELL UP!!!!! My REAL TRUE FRIENDS KNOW HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. ALL OTHERS CAN JUST KISS MY WITTLE WHITE HINEY!!! I will occasionally come on to rate True Friends stuff and help them where they need help. Otherwise, the rest of you can GET LOST, GROW UP N BE MAN N WOMAN enough to admit your losers.

Beware Of Garbage Trucks
This was sent to me by a friend... How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee or coworker ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly they can get back there focus on what's important. Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab. Here's what happened . I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station.We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy.

If
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation then you are ahead of 500 million people in the world. if you can attend a church meeting without fear of harrassment, arrest,torture or death, you are luckier than three billion people in the world. If you have food in the refrigerator,clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75 percent of the world. If you have money in the bank, in your purse and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8 percent of the worlds wealthy, and by reading this you are doubly blessed because I was thinking about you and care about you

Bombers
OK HERE IS THE DRILL, AND SOME OF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY, AND I AM SORRY, FOR YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND IF I AM TALKING TO YOU. ALL OF YOU CAME INTO THIS FAMILY KNOWING THE RULES AND WHAT WE EXPECTED OUT OF YOU SO THIS IS NOT NEW. NOW THE WAY I SEE IT THERE IS A FEW THAT DON'T WANT TO BOMB OR MAYBE EVEN BE IN THIS FAMILY AND IF YOU DON'T ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY SO. NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO. SOME, I AM SURE, ARE GOING TO BE LEAVING THE FAMILY FOR I AM VERY TIRED OF GETTING OTHER FAMILIES TO HELP IN OUR CONTEST AND SEEING ONLY THEM AND 1 OR 2 OF THIS FAMILY IN THERE. THIS IS YOUR DAMN FAMILY, WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO DEPEND ON OTHERS SO MUCH? THAT IS WRONG, WE ARE BIG ENOUGH AND HAVE JUST AS STRONG OF BOMBERS AS ANY ONE DOES. BUT WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO APPLY YOUR SELF OR JUST LEAVE 20 OR 30 COMMENTS THEN YOU ARE SEEN POSTING BULLETINS AND LOADING PHOTOS AND ECT.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN FIND IS YOU HAVE NO LOYALTY OR RESPECT FOR THIS

Who I Respect.
I respect my family, people who help others, soldiers, firefighters, EMS, cops, friends of mine and AC/DC and thats about it. I get tired of people I don't even know telling me I should respect them. Women like "KinkStar Sin ** Rate/Fan/READ PROFILE." who go on here and show strangers pics of herself getting plowed and shoving a dildo in herself, in my eyes don't deserve my respect. No matter how much she asks for it. So if I have no clue who you are and you want my respect, don't bother!!!

Talladega Nights
This past week was a riot. I attended my first race. It was nice. I never partied as hard as i did for 3 damn days. I enjoyed it, it was a experience. Boobs, Beads and Beers and Nascar. What more could a girl ask for. Also if your a guy and u bring your wife or girlfriend... Dont get all shitty when somone asks her to see her boobs.. your the dumb ass who put her in that situation. Ok Its all fun.. I mean come on its just tits its not like the pootane!! I have tons of pics i need to up load. If u never have been be sure to check it out one day. Amy

Just Me
why do I keep attracting the wrong people all i want is to have some fun on here.Not looking for anything from a guy now if a girl wants to be friends thats different. But i'm tried of blocking people and guys talking dirty thats a complete turn off.I just want to be liked for me a bisexual woman who wants to play with a girlfriend and i love to flirt.

The 11 Th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't

Nobody Cares
why is everybody so mean on here???? No body really cares it"s all play and no one really wants to get to know you they just want a booty call.I think i'll just delete my profile and find somewhere else to go.

My Life
so a couple of days ago i noticed that my lower back was starting to hurt? figured it was nothing as we drove home from Ob lobster fishing. i come home and go to bed. well the next morning my back is fucking killing me i can barely move!!! i am freaking out as Mark my daughters father drops Alexis off (my kid) i put strait in the crib. well for the rest of the day i just chilled in bed trying not to move to much but thats hard when you have an 8 month old daughter whos teething.....sounds like fun huh??? anyways around 8 my back completely gave out i couldnt move, walk nothing or id get this sharp pain like someone was pulling my spine right out of my back finally i called mark and he came and got alexis and i called 911 and went to Alvarado ER....was there an hour and said fuck it and went home! there was a man there who had a migraine from hell and had been waiting 3 hours. fuck that.....so that was my hell last night but i am feeling a little better today and guess what thursday is

His Journey"s Just Begun
Don't think of him as gone away, His journey's just begun. Life holds so many facets This earth is only one. Just think of him as resting, From sorrows and the tears In a place of warmth and comfort Where there are no days and years. Think how he must be wishing That we could know today How nothing but our sadness Can really pass away. And think of him as living In the hearts of those he touched For nothing loved is ever lost And he was loved so much

My Bloggy Blogpants
I have to share an amusing story. Last night, my guys were picking on me about the fact I am a bit OCD when it comes to arranging the stupidest things. They took my pop can and turned the tab sideways, so I corrected it. Well, hot damn, that must mean we mess with it again. I then go after the can to fix it, and it now becomes a game of keep-away from Koi. I curse Woj, the one who takes the can, but then my attention turns to Squeak (all of you, go yell at him on here! He's in my Family list!) who decides to grab a deck of playing cards. Squeak is quite proud of himself upon his return, as he opens the cards and mixes them up, some backs up while others face down. I twitch, visibly, as I attack and start arranging them by suit and number. ...When Woj reaches in and ganks a needed card. I turn, glare, and tell him to give it back. He grins, shakes his head no, then gets pounced on. Squeak and his roomie, Price, quickly move the glass table. Woj is holding me off for the m

Memories
Time slips by but memories stay. Quietly remembered everday. Happy thoughts of time together Memories that will last forever. May the words of love blow softly And whsiper so you'll hear That I will always love and miss you And wish that you were here

Memories Held Near
The joys we shared together, The memoreis I hold dear. The love and happiness you gave me Will hold you always near. It broke my heart to lose you But you did not go alone. Part of me went with you The day God called you home

Pick Abd Choose
When you’re the boss you can pick and choose No matter whom else that has to loose The one that’s the best gets the spot or the fame That’s not always true but I can’t complain People are pasted up it’s all just the same Never given a chance to add to the game They might be the one to break through to the front Instead of a homerun their forced to bunt Bosses and people can change your day and your night But don’t let them keep you from doing what’s right The best is not what I want to be Good enough to be happy is enough for me To make myself and my parents proud Not to be just one of the crowd People make changes in my life you see Because they think their better than me This they are not and I know for sure I don’t change my ways to open the door I don’t lie or cheat to get to the top If that’s what it takes I’ll come to a stop And people will always change your stride Don’t change your values or loose your pride Something’s

Mother
You can only have one mother, Patient, kind and true. No other friend in all the world Will be so true to you. For all her loving kindness, She asks nothing in return, If all the world deserted me, To my mother I could turn. To those that have a mother, Treasure her with care, For you never know her value, Until you know that she's not there

A Poem From My Dark Period
Bring the Spear of Ancient Briar Bring the Torch to lyte the Pyre Bring the One who trod our ground Bring the Spade to dig his mound Summer is Buried there Ceturies Deep In a Crypt of Years Where Seasons Keep Happy Halloween Happy All Hallows Eve Everyone

Twilight Glow
My thoughts wander as daylight fades, To the land of long ago. And memory paints the scenes of old, In the gold of twilight glow. I seem to see, in the soft dim light, A face I loved the best, And I think of you when the sun's last rays Goes down in the far off west

Blind Faith
Faith is Foolish the dissappointment is inherent and so it contaminates the spirit Truth is not Simple even when it is idealists are emotional not logical but those passions must adapt or die dramatically We all must Compromise to get what we want therefore you never get what you want Ideals must be flexible Truth is subject to perception Dreams are not static Faith should never be Blind

Shattered Reality
Well hello kiddies, here we are in a new venue, fuck that old one … I’m only beginning to settle in over here, but I have already made some wonderful friends over here. People that are really kind, the type of people that bring a smile to your face when you see them, and a little frown when they leave for the night. They funny thing is though they are scattered all over the world. I haven’t known them that long but I get the feeling they understand me a hell of a lot more then the people who I conceder friends that only live a few miles from me. Now isn’t that pretty fucked up. The people here, if they see you are feeling down and out, they actually take the time and make an effort to try and help cheer you up. Can I say that about the friends I have that live around here? No really I cant sure if its convenient for them they may, but in all realality, they’ll just ignore it and think it’s a passing phase. Witch you know it might be just a passing phase, if they would take

Experience
distortions - manipulations of the magnitude. multitude. identifiable? latent meaning manifesting in a way which leaves interpretation a process not of logic, but maybe you get it. maybe you don't. exploiting the expected endeavors of innocence. ignorance. a slip a coincidence make it what you want. strategy remains a skill not everyone can know it for what it is there's the rib - that made me what I am. to uncover... can this be the game? let who come over? still there whether or not you know they have found it and were also secretly informed. revel in the bliss tripping is easy and falling is fun - flat on your face - then you too shall know.

Atten All
Sorry for MIA But I am in the process of moving and I have been having internet problems. I won't be online much til the middle to the end of Nov. I will try and check in when I am able but won't be alot of online time. I am so excited about the move :)

What Card Are You?
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You

Sorry Been Gone..
I am sorry I have been gone for so long but I have been under the weather for a while now..I actually had 2 go 2 the hospital..I have a very very very bad bronchial infection(near pneumonia) and my husband had to spend some time in the hsptl too..he has intestinal problems(he has already had some cancer cells removed)..I will be back on as I can..I am just very weak(I am anemic too) so I am just taking it easy..

Sexy Supercar
Remember the recent Pininfarina Ferrari P4/5 and Maserati GS Zagato? Well, Lamborghini is now building a specialty car of its own: the Reventón, a limited-edition version to be sold to 20 lucky customers as a designer piece. Deciding not to wait until a coachbuilder picks up a Murciélago to convert it into something different, Lamborghini decided it could do the job better and started work on project code LP640/2, aka the M.O.A., which stands for "Meanest of All." Spokesman Dominik Hoberg said the designation was decided on because the car is expected to have "at least" 650 bhp. However, we now know the final name of the car to be the 2008 Lamborghini Reventón. We all agree that the look is stunning. All body parts are new, except for the windshield. Edgy, metallic-gray carbon panels form an extreme appearance inspired by modern aircraft design. The Reventón sports LED lighting front and rear, an all-new fuel inlet and black alloy wheels topped with carbon blades.

I Am The Girl
i am a girl that will love you for who you are not what you are i am a girl who will want to do the things you want to and enjoy it i am a girl who would try to fix you your favorite meal just to see you smile i am a girl who takes pictures of you just so i can look at them when i miss you i am a girl who just wants to see you everyday just to hug you i am a girl who would hold you to keep you close i am a girl who would tickle you to hear you laugh i am a girl who doesn't care how much money you have or what kind of car you drive ->i am a girl who only gets mad because i care so much

War Against Meth
There is a show on tonight at 7:30pm on almost every channel in 4/5 different countries! It is a documentary called CRYSTAL DARKNESS a campaign against crystal meth Click picture below for more information Meths has not only affected individuals and their families but our community as a whole. IT IS TIME TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST THIS MONSTROSITY AND FREE US FROM ITS GRIP! Please take the time to watch this video (it is part 1 to the documentary). REPOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS! Here are the links to the other parts of this doco: Crystal Darkness Part 2 Crystal Darkness Part 3 Crystal Darkness Part 4 Crystal Darkness Part 5 TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE

Perfect People
I'm looking for perfect people. I know they exist because others think they do. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have not met this person yet. I don't even think I know what the perfect person would look or act like because after a while of being around them there would be things that get on my nerves. Too perfect would be a flaw. So, as I'm happy being the imperfect person. We can concentrate on the things that do make us happy and ignore the ones that don't. I like to think I can see and find the good rather than the not perfect. Who, and what, would be perfect for me? Gosh I wouldn't have a clue if they were sitting in front of me waving their hands yelling 'look at me'. Remember success only happens when knowledge and opportunity meet at the same time. I have had a lot of missed opportunity looking backwards at the past. Now is the time to look forward and take the chance. Surprise me. Thanks, peace and love. Let me leave you with a quote. by, Christina Bal

Omg!!!
The Pink Dress :There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see whyshe looked so sad.She was dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot anddirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosityto see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she wasthere, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, andstill with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk overto the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strangepeople is not a place for young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reasonpeople just passed by and made no effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heavenforbid if you make a step toward assist

If You Were Born 1920-1979
THOSE born 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was alwa ys a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four f

Is Cyber Cheating?
OK being on here in a "bar" we woman hear every come on line there is. Although the reality is we really aren't going to go home drunk with someone. Thats where the "cyber" reality of it does come in. SO when in "cyber" world when is cheating cheating? Below is my 2 or 5 cents worth. I hope to someone out there it clears up this ever present debate. Basically all you guys are the same VERY VISUAL, you need visual stimuli to have sex and be satisfied. SOO if I was to walk in and catch hubby with a porn on taking care of buissness, it may irk me but not piss me off. NO reality there. No chance of reality there. The reality idea being the chance of any of those chicks actually living a real shop at wal mart, quiet day at home, play with the dogs, bbq on sunday, watch the game kind of life. HOWEVER him taking care of buissness on here with Janey from Idaho, who is very real life, is something very different. IT (she) crossed the reality boundries. HE had to actually talk to her

We Face New Challenges Every Day
WE WAKE UP EACH MORNING AND WONDER WHAT IS IN STORE FOR US TODAY... WE GO THROUGH LIFE ENCOUNTERING CHALLENGES THAT WE REALLY BELIEVE WE CAN NOT OVERCOME. EVERYONE HAS THE POWER TO CONTROL THIER OWN DESTINY . IT TAKES ALOT OF STRENGTH TO DO THIS BUT IN THE LONG RUN MOST OF IT COMES OUT POSITIVE. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS AND WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE. IT MAKES A STRONGER PERSON OUT OF YOU.

I Missed It!!!
Ugh...I missed Happy Hour but am gonna post this anyway just in case you still want to help......This is a pimpout for a very new friend of mine but she is one awesome person!!! She does not have very far to go.....about 15000 or so.... PLEASE go by her page and slam her with all you got!! She is not on now but will return the luv 2 fold......It would be a great surprise when she signs back on in a little while and has been leveled hehe........ Thanks you guys....... MUAHHHHSSSSSSSSS ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ@ fubar

Boys
how can someone love someone so much? It is breath taking, and it hurts when they treat you soo good one minute and like shit the next. I don't know how much longer my heart can take it, I am a mess...They say you never know what you have until its gone, but why does it have to go that far? Don't he see what he has NOW? Why do I still give him my heart-why can't I just walk away? I just want to go hide in the corner and cry, but where will that get me-NOWHERE :( Gosh how the pain just runs through my body like like a dagger. I try and try. I just wish he would love me back the way I love him.

To All Nbsd Family!!!
To all the my family and friends i cant help bomb in contests anymore the bouncers wont let me get one comment out without getting bouncer checked so i want to let you guys know now that i dont have the time to hit the bouncer every comment so i wont be able to help anymore im sorry to you all!!!!

My Personality Is "likeable" Whats Yours?
Do you have a likable personality? I took this quiz- Do you have a likable personality?My Result Was: You have a likable personality. Take this quiz- Do you have a likable personality? More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

E-response
Test your emotional responses I took this quiz- Test your emotional responsesMy Result Was: Your balanced approach in life will win you more friends than enemies. You are an emotionally mature person. Take this quiz- Test your emotional responses More Myspace Quizzes on lots of topics.

Feelings
I am prego. I am in between lost and found. Sometimes I wish I could never be found. Cause If I am never found I will never get hurt like I always do. Myabe people might worry about me then. And Relize that I am done becuase of the pain I been in or was put through. I dont wanna go through any more pain. I give up

Friends
i just found out a friend of mine, and his girlfriend got shot going home from the tx/ou game the other day :( here is the news report :( please pray for him and his girlfriend. they have a 3 yr old child. http://video.nbc5i.com/player/?id=164470

Im New
I just thought I would say hello. My name is Elizabeth. I am 24 from KY. So many different people on here. SOme really ** stupid ** people. I'm not on here to cyber or have any kind of flirtatious activity going on with anyone. Just want some fun and some friends. I also would like the numbers to stop. If I want to call you, I will ask for yours. Nice meeting those I have so far.

Creative Sex
Hi Guys, Any one into 1 night stands , creative sex, and everything in between.. Not sure if you live in my town , but check out this link This Link Right Here You will get a list of Horny people in your town looking for sex tonight. No Joke. I'm in San Diego , so you can check out my profile there.

Juggal0 Lair
this is to my juggalo lair members & staff i have reopened the lounge under the "new" and more fucked up version of the lounges so please drop by and re join the lounge the skin will be fixed as soon as i can get it done thank you and ttyl

Crazy Facts
Crazy Facts I n the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king in history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charl

Needing Help Here!!!!!!
Ok, a few days ago, my girlfriend Kate and I went to Best Buy and bought two new Sony Vaio laptop computers here and it has Windows Vista and right now, I'm trying to download AOL Instant Messenger on it(I'm not on it right now since I'm typing the blog on my desktop HP Pavillion), anyways, I was wondering if anyone has the Sony Vaio Laptop and if they do, do they have AOL Instant Messenger on it and if they have had a problem downloading it here! I already have Yahoo Messenger 8.1 on it, I just want an additional Instant Messenger here. If anyone who has the Sony Vaio Laptop and that can help me, I would greatly appreciate it here.

Never Forget The Ones You Love....
Never forget the ones you love.... My best friend just lost her Mother on October the 5th and well this woman was a one of a kind. She would make you smile even on your worst day. She was the Mother I never had growning up she loved me as if I were her own. Cathy will be remembered by all who had been blessed to meet her. You were Blessed the day you said hello to this woman. Sue I'm sorry and I love you. Mom you will Be in my heart Forever. every memory I have with her in it is a wonderful memory. I hope that she knows that I love her dearly and will miss her even more. Please Pray for her Family to get get through the lose and give a shout out to those on fubar that are her family. you will know them by her pic. Love you all......

Things That Just Make Me Mad
here is a day of days were i am here at 1am an god i wanna go back to sleep , when i write its cuz there is no one else to talk too , so this week was the wrost week r better day but why do all u ppl have drama with each other its a chat place were we just come to say hi , say what we want an be part of the norm , this one dont like that one this one said that an too take a side cant really say now , but to have hate an then u decide to , really lets get it over all this drama an have fun , here what i ahave to say just let it go , just let it go well what can i say its 1am

Cumberland Falls
The Great Moonbow of Cumberland Falls Garment of Spirit Rider Since the beginning of time, when the cosmos was created, and the earth, sun, and moon were formed by the voice of the Great Spirit "YahoWah" and the "Cho-Ta-Auh-Ne-Le-Eh" commonly referred to as the Elder Fires Above, the tradition of the Moonbeam Blessing at Cumberland Falls in southeast Kentucky was held sacred by many Tribal Nations east of the Mississippi River. This special occurrence of the Moonbow was taken as a distinct sign from the Great Spirit to the Native people, and was interpreted as a Great Invocation and Blessing with Great meaning that is very hard to be translated into the English language for non-Indian understanding. This physical geological and Native American spiritual wonder at Cumberland Falls Kentucky came in the universal light form of the Moonbow and was given to all Real Human Beings by the Great Spirit and the Elder Fires Above as a distinct sign of deliverance in the c

The Other Stuff
Well i must say that fubar is just amazing the people are so friendly and everybody has a good time everybody is so amazing not a few minutes go by that i get some wonderful guy or girl sending me egifts and msgs telling me how im so pretty im glad i found such a great site to meet people and stay in touch with so im going to pop open another beer and salute all you wonderful people and fubar when i drink and im sitting here chatting its like im sitting at the bar having a drink with my friends, this is my first blog entry hope its gets me some points

Now I've Got A Problem
Well, I'm running into a dilemna here, I only have room for one more pic or I'll be at capacity so either I have to delete pics which I don't want to do or get a VIP for me so I can have more room for pics here, wish I had someone buy me one that's for sure here but I don't know if that'll happen or not unless of course I buy it myself which I could.

Ok Ok I Lied
i said i was gonna lock the next album or two to family, but this was a much shorter shoot than i had planned on... damn corset snapped when i went to put it on, so that kinda cut out part two... so anyway, you guys have been awesome rating these past couple days, it truly is appreciated. the albums posted tonight are the night after my birthday and the aptly named NEW PICS album... lol ... hopefully i'll think of something else fun for the next shoot... til then these will have to tide you over ;) Much Love, Sin

Imho
Article The more I learn about PETA, the less I think of them. The story of them killing animals isn't even unusual. According to PETA's own filings, in 2004 PETA killed 86.3 percent of the animals entrusted to its care -- a number that's rising, not falling. Meanwhile, the SPCA in PETA's home town (Norfolk, Va.) was able to find loving homes for 73 percent of the animals put in its care. A shortage of funds? Nope: last year PETA took in $29 million in tax-exempt donations. It simply has other priorities for the funds, like funding terrorism (yes, really). But don't take my word for it: I got my figures from http://www.PETAkillsAnimals.com -- and they have copies of PETA's state and federal filings to back it up. The bottom line: if you donate money to PETA because you think they care for and about animals, you need to think some more. PETA literally yells and screams about how others "kill animals" but this is how they operate? Pathetic

Lonely
To start things off my so called bf hasn't talk to me in 2 days except to yell at me.He is treating me like shit the past 2 days.And sex well i'm on my own with that.I'm just going to sit here and lick my wounds and cry today.Unless someone out there can make me feel better.Or make me smile but for now i'll just cry.luv and kisses stormy

Heroes Tv Series On Nbc
As a total eclipse casts its shadow across the globe, a genetics professor (Sendhil Ramamurthy, "Blind Guy Driving") in India is led by father's disappearance to uncover a secret theory -- there are people with super powers living among us. A young dreamer (Milo Ventimiglia, "Gilmore Girls") tries to convince his politician brother (Adrian Pasdar, "Judging Amy") that he can fly. A high school cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere, "Ice Princess") learns that she is totally indestructible. A Las Vegas stripper (Ali Larter, "Final Destination"), struggling to make ends meet to support her young son (Noah Gray-Cabey, "My Wife & Kids"), discovers that her mirror image has a secret. A fugitive from justice (Leonard Roberts, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") continues to baffle authorities who twice have been unable to contain him. A gifted artist (Santiago Cabrera, "Empire"), whose drug addiction is destroying his life and relationship with his girlfriend (Tawny Cypress, NBC's "Third Watch"), can paint

Recipes
Sweet Potato Cake 2 cups all-purpose flour or *2 1/4 cups Softasilk cake flour 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 eggs 1 cup vegetable oil 1 can (18 ounces) vacuum pack sweet potatoes, drained or 2 cups cooked, mashed sweet potatoes 1 cup nuts ( optional ) Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour 12-cup bundt cake pan, or tube pan, 10x4 inches. Beat all ingredients except Creamy Glaze (below) in large bowl on low speed, scraping bowl constantly, 30 seconds. Beat on medium speed, scraping bowl occasionally, 3 minutes. Pour into pan. Bake until wooden toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 60-70 minutes. Cool 10 minutes, remove from pan. Cool completely. Drizzle Creamy Glaze over top of cake. Enjoy! Creamy Glaze 1/3 cup margarine or butter 2 cups powdered sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla 2-4 tablespoons hot water Heat marga

Answer This Plz
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: 3.Would u wanna taste me? answer: 4.Would u want me 2 sex u hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If I gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it

Bubba
Bubba from Alabama! Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, his first cousin Emmy Lou. He takes her out for a special dinner, and shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills. Later that night, he romances her under special mood lighting. A week or so later, Bubba realizes this relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was so impressed with his thoughtfulness, they had a special Friday night date at the Soap & Suds Laundromat ! A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou, and he buys her a really purdy engagement ring. On the day of their wedding, he tells her how much he loves her just before the ceremony. Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite, where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ

Great Minds!!
Only great minds can read this, so I'm sending this to all of you .... This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it HOW DID YOU DO?

For Mom!
The wind blows and touches anything,everything, and whoever it comes in contact with, It reminds me of your heart and passion which had no control The beauty of freedom with no restraints and sometimes letting its presence known with such commitment Just like the wind your felt deep in my soul and changes my life completely You are apart of that nature now and free from the worldly restraints. You are free to touch whomever you please and see things to your souls appease Enjoy your flight above the trees and beyond the restraints of your disease.

What People Say
Hello everyone, how's it going? I am really pissed off. Why is it a big freaking deal that I have guy friends? Just because I would rather hang out with guys than with girls, does not make me a whore. It just makes me happy. No I do not screw any of them. I would just rather hang out with guys than girls. Someone named Doug that has a page on here, called my little brother and told him that I was a whore. Well I am not, and if I was, I would have all the money I need to take care of business. maybe he is just pissed off because I don't want him. I don't sleep with anyone but my husband. Yes, I am married. I have always gotten along better with the guys than the girls. My little brother called me and actually asked me if I was a whore. Even though he knows better. I could never be a whore, hooker, or what ever you call those girls that sell themselves. Yes I enjoy hot sex as much as the next person, but I do not hook. I just enjoy hot sex with my husband. He is happy with the way our li

I Miss You!!!!!!!
Hey everyone! I just wanted you all to know that I am not ignoring any of you, I just took another job and don't have much time for fubar. I hope you are all well and I'll get back to you all as soon as my life calms down.

Arnould Shodzumnegga
for anybody who interested, im starting up my airbrush artwork again , just in time for christmas, i do all kinds or drawing and airbrush paintings especially girls, graffiti, dragons, if you can think of it, i can pait it on, ...holla at your boy, especially yall cute girls with the nice asses, oh yeah, i love me a nice ass,onelove yall,.. Arnould.

The Invitation
The Invitation by Oriahe Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring the moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your sorrow, have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed for fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I wa

Poetry
At night I hear a beast howling in the darkness. I sit and listen the sound it makes and I wonder to who or what does it call. While I pounder these things I hear the howl grow louder and louder. Then I feel a horror wash over me. What if just what if the beast other is calling to me? I go to my mirror and look my self in the eyes to know that my thoughts are fiction. But what I see in my eyes is not the me I knew. But the beast that I have heard every night of my life. The beast is me I am the beast. I look at my reflection and I know the my thoughts are not fiction. There is a beast in all of us. A beast howling for freedom. But do you know when your beast comes out at night.

About Me
Hey whats up fubur im a tell you a little about myself. I was born in utica ny, then rasied in the down town part of Buffalo ny. I stayed with my mother until i was 16 then moved on my own. It was hard but i guess i made it too 19 so it wasn't too bad. I meet a few weman along the way and thought that i could never find someone too make me happy like they did when i was with them. But now i have a son that is a week in a half. Its hard not seeing him everyday because i had too act a fool and lose his mother too my stuburn ways. i guess i can say i lost too learn and grow for a reason! I think everything happens for a reason and everthing will happen the way is supost too be. So thats really about it so hit me up!!!!

Like Waiting For A Bus
For the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h

Superhero Halloween Costumes
Superhero Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Superhero Halloween Costumes for all Ages - Be batman, superman or wonder woman! Every kid wishes to be a hero: here are some superhero halloween costumes for all ages! Be a Batman, a Superman or a Wonder Woman! You can start designing your very own superhero halloween costume out on paper by drawing the different parts of the costume that make it special in your mind. Once you have a nice sketch on paper, its time to find the items required. The best way to save money when making your own halloween costumes is to look for old clothes that can be used to build your costume. For example, a really old skirt could easily be used, and you could just cut it and dye it. You might also ask friends and family members if they have old clothing, which they might want to donate to you for your superhero halloween costume. Superhero halloween costu

Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office. "Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed. "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry,I'll find one this weekend," she said. Over the next few days both mom and dad had long conversations

The Game
The Game is on!!! And you're IT! Describe ME in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. This is really fun. Here's how to Play: 1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word. 2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word!!! The Game is On!!!!!

Lets Say Thanks (it Only Takes A Minute)
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know in the industry & personally to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ... SO PLEASE SEND ONE! IT only takes a second

Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?
Why won’t they leave me alone? Current mood: indescribable It seems to me that my family must suffer from some form of bi-polar disease. One min they want me there, fixing stuff and doing the good son thing, the next its get your shit and leave. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore, I'm trying my damnedest to move out but every time I'm almost ready, something happens. I get suspended, from work or the family gets all clingy or I lose a brother, etc. etc. So it comes down to this, if possible I gotta come up with $300, by friday, so I can move, ok no prob, but still got the bill to pay, I make decent money, but its just getting the deposit all together. So wtf do I do know, somebody please tell me, what do I do know? Hell can't move in with 90% of my friends, either they have no room or they live with folks or whatever. Seriously, Richard Pryor said it best"Its enough to make you crazy"