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Bulletins With Background
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I Want A Million Friends And Fans
OK IWANT TO TRY AND SEE IF I CAN GET A MILLION FRIENDS AND FANS SO IF YOU ARE A FEMALE OR MALE I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT CAN BE DONE I HOPE EVEYONE WILL HELP ME OUT ON THIS ... SO THANK YOU IN ADVANCE I WILL RATE EVERYONE WHO HELPS ME OUT THANKS AGAIN DAVID

Oppe's Place
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Feel free to email replies.

Sammi Jo
Sammi Jo i love you to death babygirl, you leave this world i'll be nothing and i'll be so lost without u by my side... your the only person thats kept me around for this long...so your not leaving my side ever... even if i have to go down there and hold you and cry...jus to make u feel better..we've been through thick and thin together..and we're still as strong as ever..and it'll stay that way..and i dont think i'd be here without you..because you've kept me alive to this day..and if you died i'd go with you..and i dont think leaving me right now is gunna help either of us..bc were sisters and sisters stick together through everything...

Vitality
✠ I shall not allow this to be just another day. As I am fighting my way through life. My currant mind state is not one of comfort. I am fighting the beast, resisting the attempt to be devoured by the many undesirable happenings, all recent in this existence I call my life. ✠ I saw myself beginning to crumble this last night. The effects of these tragedies had begun to extirpate my strength of being. Consuming all that is me. Asphyxiation,, bound with ropes of my own senses; Touch-razor sharp jagged and unbound. Smell-sour, lingering. Taste-a bitter harshness. Sight-stained with tears, uncontrollably running down flushed skin, leaving trails of pain comparable to third degree burns, memories and fears. Sound-indistinct whistling and hums rapidly growing louder and undeniably deafening. Emotions ravaging me, the attempt to devitalize all that is within me. ✠

Be With You
Since I seen you I want to be with you cause in your eyes I can see the skys and all the heavens and your my angle. And I just wish that the world would witness that all the joy that u make me feel b/c being with you I couldnt even see my self with another woman b/c when iam with u i dont think of nobdy else and nothing else matters so when u know who you are you will know that you will always be my shining star

Poems
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR L

Florida Beach Property For Sale
Florida Beach Property For Sale Beach Home For Sale - Cypress Circle Features/Amenities: * Community Room * Exercise Room * Gated Community * Pets Allowed * Picnic Area * Pool, Tennis * TV Cable * Stereo, 4 TV's, DVD Players, * furnished porch, full kitchen with utensils * stove, microwave, dishwasher, washer, dryer Maximum Occupancy: 10 Baths: 3.5 Rents from SUN to SUN (Terms as short as 2 nights available spring, winter and fall.) Rental Rates: Beginning 03/1 - $1,800.00 per week Beginning 05/27 - $2,500.00 per week Beginning 08/11 - $1,200.00 per week Beginning 11/2 - $1,000.00 per week Florida Beach Property For Sale, Florida Beach Property,

Prayer's And Thought's For My Mom
UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-26-2007) MEMORIAL SERVICE SET FOR JANUARY 5TH AT 2:00PM PST AT REAL LIFE CHRISTIAN CHURCH, CORNELIUS OREGON. UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-21-2007) MOM PASSED AWAY AT 3:00PM PST. SHE HAD A PEICEFULL DEATH. THE EVENING BEFORE SHE WAS IN PAIN. BUT ON FRIDAY SHE DID NOT NEED ANY PAIN MEDICATION AND WAS SLEEPING PIECEFULLY AND AT 3:00PM JUST STOPPED BREATHING. WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU WHO PRAYED FOR MY MOM AND THE FAMILY AND ALL OF YOU WHO KEPT HER AND THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS. PLEASE CONTINUE TO KEEP THE FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS. FLY(ALAN) UPDATE ON MY MOM (12-20-2007) JUST FOUND OUT TONIGHT THE DOCTOR TOLD MY DAD THAT MY MOM MAY ONLY HAVE 1 1/2 TO 2 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE. WENT AND SAW HER TONIGHT BUT SHE WAS SLEEPING. SHE TOOK SOME PAIN MEDICATION THAT PUTS HER TO SLEEP. jUST LOOKING AT HER I CAN SEE SHE IS VERY WEAK AND THAT SHE IS DYING. SHE WENT TO LOOKING LIKE SHE WAS IN HER 70'S TO LATE 90'S IN JUST A FEW DAYS. SHE'S LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT AL

Place Your Bid
Who Wants To Fu Own Me All you have to do is follow the link bellow. Everything I am offering the winning bidder is also listed bellow. So please stop by and show me some love by placing your bid. And who knows if you win i may throw in a few extras.

Whats The Point...
Seriously, what is the point of a 1 through 10 rating system if everybody just gives everybody else a 10 or 11? 1 should be bad, 5 should be indifferent, and ten should be the best thing you've ever seen. The worst part is people taking if serious. If I give you lower than a ten please don't get pissed. I just think 1 through 9 are feeling neglected and need some attention.

Research Says
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

From A Dear Friend
My dear friend Brent wrote this.....please stop by his page and leave a comment on his page. http://fubar.com/user/736166 Please keep in mind that our soldiers see far more than we realize. in my mind this all a dream,a non-fiction dream which does not end. as young men age i see good men die.i pray this dream would end. with thease four walls in the still of night the voices yell go and fight most dreams merely come and go but this stays as my foe,a memory that fails to fade forever burning like an endles flame.voices yell and choppers fly. how i wish this dream would die.

To All The Girls Who....
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went through the

Soldier Christmas Watch
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o

Girl Language
Girl Language If i don't call you- it's because im waiting for you to call me When i walk away from you mad-follow me When i stare at your mouth- kiss me When i push you or hit you-grab me and don't let go When i start cussing at you-kiss me and tell me you love me When i am quiet- Ask me whats wrong When i ignore you-give me your attention When i pull back-pull me back When you see me at my worst-tell me im beautiful When you see me start crying-hold me and tell me everything will be alright When you see me walking-sneak up and hug my waist from behind When im scared-protect me When i lay my head on your shoulder-tilt my head up and kiss me When i grab at your hands- hold mine When i tease you-tease me back and make me laugh When i don't answer for a long time-reassure me that everything is okay When i look at you with doubt-back yourself up When i say that i like you- i really do more than you could understand When i bump int

Bitch
Bitch When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined. I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to

New Love
I do not know you well, but what I know Enchants me, like a song sung far away. I cannot hear the words, but what they say Hangs softly on the hills where I must go. I see you furtively and note your eyes, Hazel and dreamy, your spirit half elsewhere; I note the sheen of your dark, lustrous hair And wish I knew your thoughts and shared your cries. This love brings me sweet pain, but I want more, Driven by a dream I can't control. I want the truth of you, untamed and whole; In frantic hope I haunt your open door.

Life
I'm a single mother in the mist of raising a preteen daughter whos age is 12. Life can be demanding at times especially when you also have a 2yr old son right on your heels. I embrace every day as a journey through the unknown. As I navigate through I remind myself time is unique, precious and very significant not only for me but my daughter as well. She is sorting out who she is and who she wants to become. She is taking shape in every imaginable way-body, mind, and soul. I'm worring about the role I will play in her life as all these changes take place during a few short years as she becomes a woman. When she was younger, she spent her time playing with dolls-but now, I find her and her girlfriends trying on makeup and picking out bras in magazines. One minute she is on edge with excitement, the next, stopped dead in her tracks by fear-only to bust out in hysterical laughter, and then betrayed by her tears. Hormones, well, that is something we as woman all deal with. Like crying for

Whos Naughty
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Blonde Joke Of Day
BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY!!!! Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!' The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'

Studio 54 Mod Reference And Training
-Ok first off Tiffany and Myself would like to say to all new Mod's/Bouncers ...please Remember YOU represent US as in Tiffany and myself to ALL of FUBAR.Don't make or let personal problems enter our Lounge.Enjoy and have Fun.This is a place to escape the Drama and BS outside (Holy Ground) RULES!!! GOLDEN RULE..If you shout box me about any lounge issues other that the MUSIC Players going down.You will LOSE your MOD Status.I don't care nor have time for your personal problems with other lounge members or STAFF.Re-read the TOP of this Training BLOG ! 1. We allow swearing at something or a situation NOT a person 2 No Spamming DELETE THE COMMENTS warn them about the Offense,if they continue Silence them. 3 The (three step rule) -1st warn them about and offensive remarks, -2nd Last warning -3rd You have the option to SILENCE,EJECT or BAN them.( The First two would probably be the best option) 4 Please DO NOT ADD STUDIO 54 Bouncer to y

Biking
I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate ou

Soon To Love
I don't expect you soon to love me, Nor are my own feelings clear. Passion is the ornate entrance To a world we crave and fear. We cannot know where this will take us, Nor whether we will ride for long, But pleasure is the overture That flows into the larger song. So come with me with open mind And heart, and we the time will prove With laughter and with joy unfettered, And, perhaps, someday with love.

Although We Have To Be Apart
Although we have to be apart, We'll always be together, Close enough in mind and heart To manage any weather. Reality is often bleak, But love remains inside A glass house on a mountain peak, The wintry world beside. Love can build its own four walls And heat its own small room. Through icy winds and blinding squalls, Love can be in bloom. Though continents drift far downstream And mountains disappear, And life dissolve into a dream, Our love will still be here, You'll turn, and I'll be here.

It's Rhonda's Birthday!
Show Rhonda some birthday love. It's her birthday!! Drop by and give her much love...she's an awesome friend and person. ~*?*~Rhonda aka "RaRa"~*?*~ says Happy Hump Day!!! :D@ fubar Much love from Stay at Home Mom Year of the Dragon JJ250 and all your friends on FuBar.com Hugs and such

Dreams Do Come True
Dreams do come true, but only when They make it through despair, Limping into everyday Transformed beyond repair. No dream would be a dream if it Could pass for something real, Nor would we sail for paradise Would it its shoals conceal. So it is with love: the dream Long longed for, now possessed, Must be a dream no longer, but An emperor undressed. Stark naked it must come to us In unaccustomed shame, And we must take it in our arms And love it all the same. And we must love love as it is That dreams might still come true, Mangled into miracles To make our lives anew.

For The Guys...
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you maturbate? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave

Swinging
Is monogamy natural? For some couples it is. For others, monogamy results in a very unnatural, confining relationship. Many psychologists, counselors and other experts agree that for some couples, a more open relationship works, and works well. How is it that many people in our society who have never tried swinging will accept, forgive and sometimes even encourage a friend who is lying to their spouse and having an affair, yet judge a swinger as a bad person even when they participate in these activities with the total consent and participation of their mate. It seems to be a bit of a double standard. I have seen very few affairs and almost no divorces. It just isn't common in this lifestyle. When you enter a swing club for the first time, you may have many preconceived notions about what kind of people go to "these kinds of places." What you will find in most swing clubs will surprise you. Most swingers are nice, normal people, just like you. You probably already know someone who

Haters An Downrater's Beware
=== 'NAUGHTY LIL ELF aka Poeticheart*Co-owner of Magikal Seductions*FuWifey and R/L GF to WickedWitch~L.U' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-05 09:10:08'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The 69th Precinct is open for business and ready to protect !!! > > Are you tired of Downraters degrading you? Are you tired of the DRAMA that occurs? Sick and tired of perverts harassing you and pushing you around? Want something done about it? Now you can!! The 69th Pct. is open and ready to protect and serve! How do you get there? It's simple.....Click on the pic below! > > > > > > > > > Come let us PROTECT you at > 69th Precinct > Where Bullsh*t is not tolerated > and family is honored!!! > > > > > > >

Why Does Being Hoenst Have To Hurt So Bad
YESTERDAY I SAID THE HONEST TRUTH TO THE MAN I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND ITS KILLING ME . I'M NOT ONE TO LIE IM STRAIGHT UP I WILL TELL IT LIKE IT IS , I WISH , IT COULD BE GOOD BUT ITS NOT, I SAID IN MY HEART I DON'T SEE MOM GETTING BETTER , THAT THE CHEMO IS GOIN TO MAKE HER SICK LOST HER HAIR , IT HAS SPREAD TO HER LEFT LUNG , I WISH IT COULD BE HAPPY NEWS BUT , I WORK WHERE ITS HARDLY THE GOOD , AND IT IS JUST , SO , HARD TO BE WHOM IM , SINCE THEN , HE EXCEPTS THE TRUTH I TOLD HIM . I WISH , IT WAS , SO HARD TO SAY WHAT I TRUELY FEEL AND IT MADE ME HURT SO . CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Kids
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

Blah 2
Here's the 21st Century Tawana Brawley.. This is one that should be passed on!! Crystal Gail Mangum For over a year, we've seen the faces of the alleged DUKE rapists. Now, it's time to see the face of their accuser, CRYSTAL GAIL MANGUM! We want REV. AL SHARPTON to get Crystal Gail Mangum to come on his radio program. We want Sharpton to browbeat Mangum, insist that she issue apologies. After she does, we want Sharpton to insist that apologies aren't enough. We want JESSE JACKSON to stage a protest. We want MATT LAUER to grill Mangum on the Today show. We want JULIAN BOND to demand that charges be brought against Mangum. Think of what Seligmann, Evans, and Finnerty have been through. Let's get some perspective. The nation has obsessed over the Imus thing and the horror that the Rutgers team endured. The outrage over Imus' remarks has reached a boiling point. What about the horror that the Duke lacrosse team endured? Will similar media atte

Present
The Christmas Pageant My husband and I had been happily married (most of the time) for five years but hadn't been blessed with a baby. I decided to do some serious praying and promised God that if he would give us a child, I would be a perfect mother, love it with all my heart and raise it with His word as my guide. God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son. The next year God blessed us with another son. The following year, He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter. My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty. We now had four children, and the oldest was only four years old. I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me, "If you pray for rain, make sure you carry an umbrella." I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start. God had entrusted me with four children

Working
I just wanted to let everyone Know That I have a new temp. job and won't be on as much. I am working a seasonal position at Toy "R" Us overnights till Christmas, for some extra money. I love you all an miss ya bunches and haven't been around as much. So I haven't disappeared. Just working alot. I'll be back soon. Love ya and Hope ya'll have a very Merry Christmas, love ya Laree

The Kind Of Girl I Am
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And e

Why Is It Men Get Move Up So Slow
I think the women don't search and add men like the men try to do I challange the women on my friends like to search their friends friends and family list and invite the men on their list then have them search yours !!

Christmas Facts Part 1
Hot cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. It was a game in which the other players took turns striking the blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. "Hot cockles" was still a Christmas pastime until the Victorian era. "White Christmas" (1954), starring Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, was the first movie to be made in Vista Vision, a deep-focus process. "The Nutcracker" is the name for the ballet performed around Christmas time each year. "The Nutcracker Suite" is the title of the music Tchaikovsky wrote. "Wassail" comes from the Old Norse "ves heill"--to be of good health. This evolved into the tradition of visiting neighbors on Christmas Eve and drinking to their health. A Christmas club, a savings account in which a person deposits a fixed amount of money regularly to be used at Christmas for shopping, came about around 1905. A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with

Christmas Facts Part 2
New York City's Empire State Building's world famous tower lights are turned off every night at midnight with the exception of New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and St. Patrick's Day, when they are illuminated until 3 a.m. On Christmas Day, 1989, Eastern Europe was permitted to celebrate Christmas freely and openly for the first time in decades. Church masses were broadcast live for the first time in history. One Norwegian Christmas custom begins in late autumn at harvest time. The finest wheat is gathered and saved until Christmas. This wheat is then attached to poles made from tree branches, making perches for the birds. A large circle of snow is cleared away beneath each perch. According to the Norwegians, this provides a place for the birds to dance, which allows them to work up their appetites between meals. Just before sunset on Christmas Eve, the head of the household checks on the wheat in the yard. If a lot of sparrows are seen dining, it is

How The Grinch Smoked Christmas
Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them in mustard. . .they’ve dipped the

Surveys
Sex Sex and more SexTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this survey if you openly talk about sexWhat is it that you absolutely need sexually? ExcitmentWhat is something you have always wanted to try? shurgs I have done damn near everythingWhat is something you have never done in bed before? Only the disgusting shitWhat time of day do you like to have sex? all timesWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A confident womanHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about that longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited more so if they were in the same roomWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not reallyHave you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not yesWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about? PenisDo you have any sexual regrets? Nope I regret nothingIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back? no that is a sinHow Important is sex in your life? VeryHow Important is love in

"33"
Well, I must say that I am truly overwhelmed with all of the birthday love that I have received, not only today but for the last few days! It all started Saturday morning when I woke up to this VIP that was given to me by Laurie... Then the beautiful bulletins started...*giggles*...(special thanks for creating them goes out to Laurie, Deb, SexySissy, Kirsten & YOTD). I love you guys and you know it! ALL of these bulletins were reposted and of course one was sticky and I can not begin to tell you how many people have stopped by and said hi, sent me birthday wishes...so many and I just want to thank you all. I know that so far, or at least I think I have thanked everyone up until the last hour but I've been working hard to return all the love and anyone who knows me knows that I will continue until I have returned all love! :D I truly have some GREAT friends!! And to think that I thought I was going to spend my birthday alone (yeah, I'm all alone on my

Effin Idiots!!!
Why is it that when your nice to someone it automatically gets misconstrued as flirting? Just because I say Hi DOES NOT mean I want to sleep with you! If I call you sure as hell dont mean its a booty call!!! Whatever happened to being JUST FRIENDS???? Does that not exist anymore? OMG!! Some people really should get a LIFE outside of the net.

Send A Soldier Some Luv!
Go to this site... http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html Choose a card and personalize it by adding a message, your name, and hometown. Hit "Send". Xerox will then print your card and send it to a U.S. military serviceman or woman who is serving overseas. Show them how much they mean to us during this holiday season. Posted earlier by ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~' ^SOUTHERN HERITAGE & INDIAN PRIDE ^

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen

Support Our Troops
send a christmas card to the men and women of our armed forces! just click the link bellow and pick out a card to send and it will randomlly be delivered with your name and home town! its free so let our troops know we care!! http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html

Fu-auction
Going Once, Going Twice, Going Three Times... Sold To The Highest Bidder As you can see, I am up for Auction....again. Go Show The Hostess Some Love Too PLEASE ~Slave Princess~ Fu-Wife to Ser William & Seductive Princess~Fu-Fiancee to Submissive Princess @ fubar This Self PIMPOUT has been brought to you by *Blinky*AKA*Girlblink182*StewieGriffin's Wife* @ fubar Bid High and Bid Often if You Want to Own Me For a Month!!

Music
I have had a question in lingering for many years, one of those I think about randomly but never thoroughly, I'll get to it one of these days. Well, that day has come. One Band (Artist), One Album (CD), One Song (Track). At first I thought of just a Song. Then I played the Album in my head. Nope, Song first doesn't work. I need a complete Album, from beginning to end, one of those miraculous compilations that works from beginning to end. One so complete that I never start on any Track other than 1 and I would never, could never, skip any Song and will listen until the journey is complete. With that out of the way, now what? As I go through the library of my life I find many masterpieces. Sublime-40oz. to Freedom, Rush-2112, Eric Clapton-Slowhand, Little Feat-Waiting for Colombus, Fleetwood Mac-Rumours, Styx-Paradise Theater, Black Sabbath-Master of Reality, Men at Work-Business as Usual, Supertramp-Breakfast in America, Santana-Abraxas, Red Hot Chili Peppers-Uplift Mofo Par

No Vip For Me For 24 To 48 Hrs Or More
Well all, I won't have VIP status for 24 to 48 hours or more because of a mess somebody decided to create thanks to a Shoppers direct discount thing thru Classmates.com here that I had gotten free for 30 days and then after that get charged $10.06 or some crap like that so I had to call them up and raise hell with them, telling them that I didn't want it but anyways, that's why when I renewed or tried to renew my girlfriends VIP and mine, only hers went thru with the Credit card company so until I get the money to renew it again for my girlfriend and I here which may take 24 to 48 hrs to do unless somebody buys me one. Otherwise I have to wait of course. I just wish we could buy VIPs with our fuBucks but I understand though that BabyJ's trying to make money to improve the site of course too.

Ten Thoughts To Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Dec 5... Interesting.
You can tell that some part of yourself that you had thought was broken (or at least damaged) is nearly as good as new. Your powerful energy is part of the reason, but the rest remains a mystery.

Christmas Survey
Welcome to the "Christmas Edition" of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do and try not to be a SCROOGE!!! Just copy this entire email and paste into a new blank e-mail that you can send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. it's the season to be cheerful!!! 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper 2. Tree--Real or Artificial? REAL 3. When do you put Christmas tree up? WHEN I HAVE THE TIME.. 4. When do you take the tree down? AFTER CHRISTMAS 5. Like egg nog? YES 6. Do you have a nativity scene? NO 7. Favorite gift received as a child? toys 8. Hardest person to buy for? my brother 9. Easiest person to buy for? mom 10. Worst Christmas gift? LOL 11. Mail or email Christmas Cards? MAIL BUT MAYBE E CARDS THIS YR.. 12. Favorite Christmas movie. the christmas story 13. When do you start sh

Want A Free Blast????
♥Stephanie And Mark are having back to back Happy Hours TONIGHT!!!! Wednesday (12/5) At 7 PM and 8 PM Fubar (PST) time.♥ During those TWO HOURS ONLY Steph Is Offering Free FuBucks!!! Click On My Giveaway Picture Below And Leave Comments!!! Every 100 You leave You Will Receive 10,000 FUBUCKS!!!! ♥•The Blast TWIST•♥ There will be 6 give-away pics designated as “Lucky Contestants”!!! Give one of THEM 100 comments and She Will also give YOU a 1-Day Blast! Give one of the “Lucky Contestants” 300 comments and she give YOU a 3-Day Blast!! If you hit a “lucky” contestant you will win the Fu-bucks AND the blast!! Come On people Help me out While you Help yourself out!!!! You Never Know

Status
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Voodoo Dick
There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'vo

I Need A Prom Date!
I need a date for the World Rock Radio Winter Prom! Accompany me to the WRR lounge tonight and say, "DJ~Craig invited me to the WRR Prom", then join the lounge, and get 500 fu bucks! But wait. Invite another guy in the lounge, have him join, and have him say "(your name) Dumped her date for me." and you both get another 250 fu bucks. Now you can only dump ONE date. So if you want to be my date. Give me a yell!

Military
A Soldier's Christmas Written in December, 2000 by Michael Marks. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight; My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight; The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe, the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear; Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near; Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and

The Misfit~angels Rules
THE MISFIT~ANGELS RULES 1.) must read and rate all blogs done on pages of all the group leaders 2.) if anyone needs leveling you must send the link too 1 of the leaders then they will see if that person can be leveled 3.) before any member is to join a contest or giveaway and wants help from the group you must ask and see if we can help or if we have plans first give time for a response 4.) no other member needs to do blogs for leveling for help from the misfit group except for the leaders 5.)will not have more than 1 person in a contest or giveaway at 1 time unless we have enough members to split up to help with the bombing 6.) if you do not help level or do your part you will be removed from the group 7.) when a new member joins we go to that members page we add, fan and rate their page 8.) when you see a bulletin posted in our group you repost it 9.) when we are leveling someone the status is how you know if we are done yet 10.) and do not ask for help

Why
Kiss Off i need someone a person to talk to someone who'd care to love could it be you could it be yo-ou the situation gets rough, and i start to panick its not enough its just a habit and, kid, you're sick darling this is it well you can all just kiss off into to the air behind my back i can see that stare they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind they'll hurt me bad they do it all the time yea yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time yea yea they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time they do it all the time do it all the time I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record oh yea well don't get so distressed did i happen to meantion that i'm impressed i take one one one cause you left me and two two two for my family and three three three for my heartache and four four four for my headaches and five five five for my lonely and six six six for my sorrow and

Kids Song
DREAMLAND I will see you in Dreamland Theres lots of candy and cakes For us to eat and toys to play I will see you in Dreamland Chrous: I will see you in Dreamland For we can have fun together Make a wish and ur wish will come true and there ur wish be there with you I will see you in Dreamland where things comes true with wish like I wish a flying Golden Fish I will see you in Dreamland Chorus: I will see you in Dreamland I will see you in Dremland

Pasta Diet
The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!! 1. You walka pasta DA bakery. 2. You walka pasta DA sweets store. 3. You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop. 4. You walka pasta DA pantry and fridge. You willa losea DA weight! AND... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth After all those conflicting Nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats And suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. CONCLUSION

Let Them Go!
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. LET THEM GO! And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Let me tell you something. I've got the gift of goodbye. It's the tenth spiritual gift, I believe in goodbye. It's not that I'm hateful, it's that I'm f

Eulogy
On December 1st, my very best friend, Jason Heath Cook, passed away in his sleep. He was 31. These were my remarks at his services. Jason was my friend, advisor and bandmate. He was my confidant, my adversary, my brother, my inspiration, co-conspirator, salvation and reason for doing the right thing. Whenever I was scared and wanted to take the easy way out, Jason shoved me forward and made me live. He was always less concerned with us being safe than us becoming better people. Jason saved me from being scared, alone, and emotionally crippled with his humor, passion, intellect, and his drive for all his family to push it farther and be better than anyone on the outside thought we could ever be. That was kind of his style. He always worried more about us than he did himself. As proud as he may have ever been of me, I'm a thousand times indebted to him for playing such a big part in who I am. You see, I wouldn't be here if we hadn't stumbled upon each other as a couple

Words Of Inspiration
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to leave and be with someone else. We have to admit that love doesn't give us the license to own a person. This is what love means...Sacrifice... After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child. You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So, plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure....that you really are strong, and you really do have worth.. Today seems to be the day, when so many people turn t

She Needs Leveled
CAN YOU HELP LEVEL HER. SHE'S A LONG TIME FRIEND AND I SEE SHE ONLY HAS 13,100 TO GO YET. I'M DOING THIS AS A SURPRISE FOR HER. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. YOU CAN RATE HER STUFF WHEN YOU HAVE TIME, JUST CHECK TO SEE IF SHE'S LEVELED IF I'M NOT AT COMPUTER. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. Pamela@ fubar

Woman's Only Flaw
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

Shooting
at 1:40 this afternoon in omaha nebraska there was a shooting at a mall, my favorite mall, the mall i always go to..and i was lucky enough that i didn't go.. heres the whole story: http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/12163196.html go there..what the hell is happening in omaha?! i have a friend who works there and was there today, but hes okay, and another friend who was there but got out..i just dont understand..why..

Level Her
GIGGLES IS FAIRLY NEW TO FUBAR. SHE ONLY HAS 47 PICS BUT ONLY HAS 1571 TO GO, SO IF ENOUGH OF US RATE HER STUFF WE CAN GET HER LEVELED. ALL HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. giggels@ fubar

Friends With Benifits
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

R U A Mc??!!
Your An Mc huh! Well I'm A Poet at its best! Take a ride, No need to hide my pride, I run my own race, Take your place, Make your pick, I'm feelin myself like Tweet, Wouldn't you like to say. If you want tha business, Invest in me for days to cum. Yea, I made a funny! If you want to get on a diet, Get on Slim fast! I got tha golden ticket, Slide on my fitted. In ya mind your sayin Damn he dun spit it! Hold up, More time to come. This is what you get messing with me on tha one on one. Let me get a taste. All I want you to do is sit on myface. Just checking my in box @ myspace. But rather go to Fubar and get shit faced. Mmmmm taste is GGGGReat! I'm do everything right, so folks love to hate! Lol it a sample of what i got!!!

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List # 1 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar ♥ Tsisquo'ga ~Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R.* *Sin Wagon* d.s.c@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN

I Want To Speak Of Warriors
“I Want to Speak of Warriors” By Paul Mays I want to speak of warriors. A long time ago I stepped from a plane onto a strange new land along with several dozen others. As we stepped down the ramp we all had a fear that ripped at our guts and just as we tried to figure out where we were to go and what we were to do , along came a truck filled with body bags to fill the plane for its return flight. I saw in the eyes, of those that had been sitting with me and speaking of how now that this one or that one was now in country the enemy would just turn and run, a panic that caused them all to go dead quite. War is not pretty. War is not a great thing that young men strive for. War is ugly, dirty, smelly, and causes the soul to numb. But War is a price a nation, and the children of that nation, sometimes must pay. When others make efforts to destroy all that make life, liberty and freedom possible then a people must stand and loose the dogs of war. Today we are at war. Not

A Letter Home
“Letter Home” By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means I’m not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory that’s making IED’s and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when I’m home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains

Question For The Day.
Has anyone used an online pharmacy before? I've heard many pluses and minuses. Well, I'm asking because I have been fighting with a rough back and tried to see a doctor yesterday but was given the runaround. We all know Dr.s like to hold back on the good stuff that actually works. Instead I was told to take Aleve and do nothing but rest. That just doesnt work for me. I know what I need and have been aquiring minimal amounts through friends. I now want more to knock this out and get back to my normal life. My question is this. Has anyone used an online pharmacy and what were your results? Today after work I'm going to purchase my meds and see how it goes. If I receive too many cons to this I will not, but would like to know if they are worth it. Please advise =-) Thank you.

Thoughts
Ever wake up one day and everything you thought about something or believed just doesn't seem to be anymore? I have been content with my life and how things are in it until I was on my way to work today and saw this sweet little old couple sitting in Dunkin Donuts. Then my entire drive to work was just reflecting on my life and what I really want in it and how I want it to turn out. So far I have realized that while I have been ok with waking up and going to bed alone, I am just not anymore. I can't say that I have been a fan of relationships or getting married, in my life neither seems to ever work out. But this couple was just a reminder that it is possible for one to work out and last. He was sitting across the table from her holding her hand and completely just paying attention and caring about anything she said. She was sitting there paying complete attention to him and giggling like a high school girl with her first crush. Clearly they were still very much

Add?
I got so many things going on in my mind.. i sometimes wonder myself if I got ADD. Maybe thats why my son has it. Nah, I am not that bad. lol. Days like today though I could almost think it. I got these thoughts of.. is the bus gonna come today,,did they cancel school? The roads are clear..so I didn't listen for school closings. Thinking about my grandma who passed away last yr..2 days after Christmas. Today is her birthday. Thinking I have to go to her grave to put a grave pillow on it,,that we made last weekend. Thinking about having to go to work..and missing my oldest sons Christmas program. Wondering who deleted me as there crush.. I think I know but hes denying it. (not you leo) Thinking about that someone special.. Wondering if my birds got a cold..hes been sneezing like. Thinking about the candy bar in the freezer thats calling my name. Thinking, that today I get to wear my new UGG boots I bought off ebay last year. They are awesome! Just a few things going on in my h

Grandma
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On death’s doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watch’s rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss I’m sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heaven’s Gate I’ll stay here by your side Until your journey is complete It’s months now since you’ve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smile’s glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watch’s rhythmic tick And know you’re never gone

Technology For Country Folks
TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood RAM: That thing that splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all RAND

I Need A Wii!!
I need a Wii! Will donate towards my Wii plz? If you don't trust my linky fumail me and I will send you my email address and you can go to paypal yourself.. :) $5 donations are nice.. for a $10 dollar donations I will do a little something for you.. rate your entire profile or a SFW personal Salute.. More than $10 will get ya something better of your choice - name it(with in reason). What do you think? I don't think its anymore whorish than alot of the other things I see around here... EDIT: Let me just add that this is more for my kids than it is for me, I get bored with the games pretty quick. Frankly it pisses me off that I should have to beg money from people for a video game system that probably costs $50 to make but yet you fucking SHEEP will run out and pay $600 for it and then I can't afford one. I spend every dime I get on my kids, clothes, food, you know stuff they need. That is all.. thanks.

Never Before, Maybe Never Again
I fell in love. Huge mistake. I should have known better. And now it's over. It's for the best, I know that to be true. But that knowledge doesn't make it hurt any less. I have no business being in love with anyone, or allowing anyone to love me. I'm a sex addict. There, I said it. And he's right, I may never be able to be faithful. Even with treatment perhaps there's just no hope for me. Right now I can't allow myself to care. All I can do is feel the pain wash over me in waves. I've never felt so badly or so deeply in my life (save for the love I feel for my children). Mick, should you by some chance read this, I know you're right and this needed to end. I'll always love you but like I told you from the start, my love is just not enough. I'm sorry I can't be who and what you need and deserve. Please don't give up. Not all women are as messed up as I am. I hope one day you'll find real happiness. Your Zoey no more. As for those of you who read this you may want t

I Want To Comment Sucide But I Don't Want To Die
By Jimmy c/w '07 I want to comment sucide, but I don't want to die It don't make since don't even try I see myself as others don't I find myself inside my cult I stay up all night I'm high all day These fucken pills won't let me stay If I go before my time Don't try to search you'll never find The truth because I've never told another person another soul I drowned myself in guilt and fear all I need is one more beer another sip another pill I need one more so I won't feel the truth is that It's all my fault I'll never find what I have sought my goal to high my esteem to low Thats all I'll tell you before I go. "I want to comment sucide but I don't want to die" By Jimmy c/w '07

A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the

Ode To The Unknown
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.

'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a

Partytyme
Hey I have a great idea maybe someone has came up with it before but I think fubar should have a real party have one big get together for all memebers in one big city and have drinks and what not. book a hotel for a couple of nights or weekend and have a good time each member could bring a friend Im sure it would be cheap if they said it was a group meeeting or class reunion Let me know if yall think this is kool holla back at ur boy

Life As I Know It!!!!
What the hell is wrong with America these days I dont understand why everyone is so superficial these days. I mean why does everyone get so bent out of shape if one hair is out of place or if they dropped some food on their shirt Its stupid. People just need to lighten up be a little more laid back and take life as it comes!!!!

Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it

Christas
Twas the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settle down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn' I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what was a matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a monment It must be saint nick He came down the chimey Like a bad out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all stockings With pretzels and beer And a thounderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney Apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all' And a Hell Of A Night

Christmas Spirit
anyways so here I am all sweet and nice and let people borrow money but when I need it back to pay bills its like oh I totally forgot.. people suck why should I be nice!! it's not like it pays off in the end and I dont get anything out of it but a big frigon headache.. Why?? why am I so nice?? why can't I just say no?? anyone got an answer on how I can be more mean when it comes to the answer NO..

Cajun
You Know You're a Cajun When . . . Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled. No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food. You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner. Your baby's first words are "long beads." You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality. When a hurricane is imminent, you have a lot more faith in Nash Roberts than Super Doppler 6000. Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras. Your "one martini lunch" becomes a "five Bloody Mary afternoon" and you keep your job. You're walking with a plastic cup of beer. When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head. Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter. You call tomato sauce "red gravy." You kn

Longing
Your name creeps into my thoughts, I close my eyes and see your face, Melodies of love flow into my ears, At impulse, I reach out to touch you. Like a virtual image you disappear, Losing this moment tears my heart apart, I can only see you in my dreams, How I long to touch you in reality....

Reaching
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times

Dreams Do Come True
Deep inside my soul is aching Longing for your touch Inside my chest my heart is breaking I'm missing you so much You just don't know how much I love you How much I really care My feelings are strong and oh so true This kind of love is rare A life without you is not complete I'm so empty inside I long for the day we will be together And no longer have to hide.

Fiction
Forbidden Sweets: (Original Halloween subtitle, a treat for all of you). =========== CAVEAT: Legal Disclaimer ============= I think it's really rather innocent, but I've labelled it NSFW just so nobody beats the hell out of me like somebody did earlier today. Any similarity to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended to be a representation of any reality with which any reader should be familiar, so read carefully and don't blame me for where your mind takes the beginning of the story. =========== End of legalese, beginning of story == I couldn't believe these lazy bums who would show up on campus from privileged homes and just expect everybody to just bow to them and wait for opportunities to roll into their laps. I knew it wouldn't be long until their money was jingling in my pocket, because I just loved to get an early morning class while they were still in bed so that I could be out at the break to get into every box between there and the

Ugh !
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My Longing
Longing for you, I call out Your name erupts from my throat Welling, as if from a fountain So deep Within me. Your memory, Distant, it seems Yet, still fresh And vibrant It teaches me, informs me, That I miss you. With all that I have And all that I am, I call out for you… For it is you That makes me whole. My mind commands my voice As I call your name…

To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul

I Desire You
I feel you, oh how I feel you, so close though you're so far away your touch your mind your body... your soul next to me, beside me... with me Your touching me, mesmerizing me with your eyes filling me with your touch melting me with your sensuous kiss I taste your kiss, all day long, though I have yet to actually taste it I imagine, fantasize about you and my desire, my fantasies... my needs There's so much I desire - to be with you in every way possible... next to you, beside you, with you... touching you I desire you...

Ready To Fall
You can live your whole life asleep, Accepting the compartment, mirroring the stereotype. It's easy and comforting and meaningless to be taken, locked in by their love. But desire is awake now in me; My eyes are open. Hope, with teeth as sharp as memory gnaws at my soul; And passion, clear as starlight, real as dreams, coaxes me out of the box. I want to walk on wet grass with naked feet, and chase morning from pole to pole. If I go, will you follow? I'm afraid to be alone. Love in the dark always means more. Catch me. I'm ready to fall.

12-6-07
I took soup to work to eat for lunch.. and grabbed a package of crackers off the fridge to eat with it. I usually use so many crackers it soaks up all the juice. So around noon I heated up my soup and took half the crackers crunched them into my soup and proceeded to eat. Well I got pretty much done eating the soup and was thinking.. what is that nasty smell.. now I work in a foundry, but its in a air controlled part.. so I kept thinking maybe its just foundry smell.. well it wasn't.. I picked up a cracker from the package and smelled it.. EWWW rancid.. I ate rancid crackers.. and proceeded to get sick to my stomach.. by the time I got home my tummy was gurgling .. BLAH!! On another note.. hubby & I were about to lay down to nap when he recieved a phone call.. and he got a bit irritated.. by the time he got off the phone he was PISSED .. it was one of his friends that does paper routes (for a living mind you)*rolls eyes* wanting him to help him do the routes because he was so far

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Burning Desire
Beating hearts race, Undulating in Rhythmic unison; Needing to impart the Inescapable embrace. Nearer and nearer; Grasping in Darkened silence. Each gentle touch Seems dearer and dearer; In love, so tenderly, Repeating Eternally.

Greenpeace Issues Toxic Sex Toy Warning
http://www.lookingglassnews.org/viewstory.php?storyid=7110 by Lester Haines The Register Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the "Spectra Gel Anal Plug" or the "Crystal Jelly Double Dong" where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica. The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain "extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment". Phthalates are oil-derived plasticisers commonly used to soften PVC. Research centre TNO examined eight sex toys at Greenpeace's behest, "including dildos, vibrators and butt plugs". It discovered that seve

Time Away :(
Well friends, my mom fell down and broke her foot and ankle today, and is surgery. I am about to hop on a bus sunday night to Indiana to be with her for 6 to 8 weeks. So what I am saying I may not be on often, hope you all can forgive me. I will try to reply while I am away, if not sorry. Will miss you all, Muah!! Roxy

The Twelve Days Of Christmas - A Naughty Joke
Dearest John: I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and devotion, Agnes December 16 Dearest John: Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine - two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. All my love, Agnes December 17 Dear John: Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling, but I must insist, you've been too kind. Love, Agnes December 18 Dear John: Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being to romantic. Affectionately, Agnes December 19 Dear John: What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings; one for every fin

Men...
Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me!YAy...so why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!

Hanukkah!!
Well its the season for dreidels and gelt. So yeah while they are in the gift shop, get me a damn dreidel. And also since I am your average jew give me your fubucks lol. Well I am also sorry I haven't been around Fubar much lately but I been working my ass off and I am trying to catch up on bills and ect so yeah I haven't forgotten about anyone.

Emma Louise
Hey everyone....do me a huge favor....keep my granddaughter in your prayers... Emma will be three dec 29, yesterday she fell on some juice her sister spilt...and has a broken leg. The break is on her femur above the knee, shs gonna be in a body cast from her little chest, full on the broken leg and partial on the good leg. Shes gonna need a special chair and car seat. She is a VERY entergetic child so this not being able to go is gonna be hard for her....and mom who is ecpecting in May 08 and little sister who is used to playing with her....sigh. There's gonna be lots of patience tried. So I would greatly apperciate any and all prayers for my baby. Thanks!!!!

12-06-07
The Italian Loan An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest. Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it. Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir

Help Me Keep My Vip
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! just click on pic plez and thank you

Sinner
So a very great and wonderful guy told me about this site and i finally gave in and checked it out. Thus far, i am impressed. Haven't met alot of people yet but every one seems really friendly lol. I guess i'll say a little about myself. I'm 19 yrs. old, married (in an open relationship), bisexual, and looking for fun. I live life like there is no tomarrow and with no regrets. If anyone is looking for a relationship... don't look here. Unless you're a woman. lol. I love women. Also, i am a mommy of one handsome little boy and he always comes first in my life. Well, i guess that is all for now. If i think of anything else i wanna throw in there then i'll add it some other time. Later all. Jess

Trying To Ride
Seeking balance I stand tall But feel awkward and askew I propel myself gracelessly Like some limping beast A little momentum and I stall The motion nonintuitive, new Wishing I could move effortlessly Or with some control at least Half dragging, sliding, shuffling The wind buffets against me, assails me Cold powder swirls like a dervish I squint my eyes, half snowblind I pull my scarf up, muffling Blocking the wind as it wails at me I can’t help but feel a bit nervous Gliding along, one foot in a bind A directionless monopod, I sidewind along In spite of myself I make my way With a jolt I ascend the hill Hoping I can get off the belt I reach the top after not too long And scuttle out of the way Catch a bit of ice—too cold to melt I gather all my will I buckle in my right boot And rachet the bindings tight And now with both feet I am bound Locked to the board Slightly forward I scoot And struggl

Sad And Unfair
December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DIED ON HER 3MONTH BDAY........SHE HAD 6 FRACTURED RIBS..... BOTH OF HER LEGS WERE FRACTURED.... AND HER BRAIN WAS SO DAMANAGED THAT IF SHE WERE TO LIVE SHE WOULD BE A VEGETABLE.... SO I DID WAT WAS RI

Friends
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never kn

Can Someone Tell Me Why??
Ok now ive been on fubar a lil while and I do happen to read profiles and Ive noticed that alot of the women on fubar have a few NSFW folders but they make them private to everyone and then on their page will say dont ask to see my NSFW folder...question I want to ask is why the hell do you have that folder there if you dont want people to see it or ask to see it??? Attention whores perhaps??? My other question is why mention that you have msn and yahoo and a cam on your page then say you wont give the names out if you do not wish to be on them with your fubar pals??? Another attempt at attention whoring perhaps?? anyone who has these answers feel free to let me in on the secret

Read This
Would you love them till the day that you die? Would you tell them that you love them everyday? would you love them no matter what ? Would you give your happiness to see them happy? Would you tell them that all that you want for them is to be happy no matter what even if that is with another person? how would you act when you saw them with someone else? how would you feel? would you give amything to be back with them? would you wait for them to see if they feel the same? what would you as the reader feel if this was about you? if you want to you can reply to me about this

Life 3
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give i

Love
True love is a sacred flame That burns eternally, And none can dim its special glow Or change its destiny. True love speaks in tender tones And hears with gentle ear, True love gives with open heart And true love conquers fear. True love makes no harsh demands It neither rules nor binds, And true love holds with gentle hands The hearts that it entwines.

Question For You All
here lately ive been considering taking some time off from here for a few days or so and all that stuff. give things time to settle again and everything..... and give me more time to do the stuff that needs doing here at home.... so im taking it to here to let you all know and see what you all think

Poems
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any

Am I A Good Guy Or A Bad Guy?
Am I a good guy or a bad guy? I always seem to run in the problem of people not being able to understand me…at first I wasn’t sure how to let people know what type of person I am, but the only problem is that I’ve been called everything from the nicest guy in the world that any woman would love to have, to the biggest asshole God created and needs to send me to hell. I’d like to think that I am a pretty nice guy…but there are those moments that make me question that. I can get along with pretty much anyone, I don’t start any shit (I really don’t see the point, just to prove some kind of Cro-Magnon ego trip), lazy (which is mainly why I don’t start shit…it takes too much energy, fuck that, Imma lay down for a minute), got a big heart (which is why I get taken advantage of), introverted, quiet, love to laugh and joke around, I’ve learned over the years to think before you speak so no one will misunderstand you…still working on it though, learned how to effectiv

I Miss You
It's been 2 years since my world crashed in, 2 years of every day missing and needing my husband. 2 years of forceing myself to get up and face the day, and thank god for my kids and now 7 grandkids, Cody 9 yrs, Sweet Jordan 7 yrs, happy Brooke 6 yrs, Fiesty Summer 3 yrs, Baby John 10 months who is named after you, And the twins Kayliegh and Hayden 6 months. I have made many mistakes over the last 2 years , and I have learned many things, But I try to remember the love we shared and the love I will always have for you until the day I join you, we had bad times , lord knows sometimes we wondered why we got married and why we stayed together. But the good times more than made up for all the pain ,anger and hurt that two people will always give to another person as they grow and learn. We laughed and loved, we grew together.We hurt when the other one was hurt, we went to battle when one was needed to protect the other, we stood together and back to back. We raised two g

Mumms
it was a good one too! it would have made it into the top mumms list...**cries** lol...its just ridiculous because it WASNT nsfw. here are the pictures that i posted on it : then the question was simple...do i look better in white or red fishnet. ugh...freakin gay anyways thanks to all of you who supported me by re-posting, and to alice for making my bulletin look fresh :) **muahs** oh yeah...11s to comments during happy hour :)

Being Lonley
i am tired of being lonley. i wish i had a girlfriend to share all of my happy times with and to share all my sad times with. i want to find a woman who likes the samethings as i do. or one who would be willing to compromise and work togeather to accomplish great things with. i want a woman who will not cheat on me, one who will treat me right. a woman who loves attention. a woman who will give me attention and affection. one who shows compassion when i need it.

Old Videos Ive Made
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How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things. Look around you: they are everywhere. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be alive while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Go to the malls, have an ice-cream cone, a cup

Nsfw = Wtf???
OK, so I can understand why a pic may not be suitable for your main pic, but this NSFW is pure bullshit!!! First off if you are surfing the net at work then ya ain't working and ya boss ought to fire ya ass. Second, one of my pics got rated this I assume because it was a coupon for a free orgasm...give me a break...you can see and hear worse than that on TV...such as the retarded anti-smoking commercial from whadafuxup...I mean any moron knows that stands for What The Fucks Up in the stupid way the kids talk now days. As far as I'm concerned everyone here SHOULD be an adult and IF there are kids surfing this site then their parents are to blame if they see something they shouldn't because they aren't paying very much attention to what their kids are doing. This is a major problem in this country now, too many people (I say people because if they let their kids run rampant then they damn sure ain't parents in any form or fashion) not being responsible for their kids much less

My Christmas Gift To You
This is somewhat embarrassing to admit, but since I’m only working part-time, Christmas will be tight this year. In light of that, I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts so please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below: How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxi pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up

A Beautiful Story
The surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will

Preamble Of My Soul
Moonlight Madness Stark Raving Lunatic Sadness Desperation turns to despair Dispicable Deserted Desolation Demons Dancing in Rhythmic Romantic Resolutions Spreeful Exuberance in the trickling Mental Anguish Hollering Howls of Hallucinogenic Revelations Revealing in the Resurrecting of another lost sorrowful soul Spacious Inequity of a broken heart Death "the end of life" Plummting Pluralisms Persecutions Punishing Penniless Taunts Tightless textile tunneling temptaions of temperament Howling Screams of mercilessness pierce the cool calm damp night Windows and Mirrors Crack and Break shattering to the abyssmal pit if hell Cool Calamity Prevails over the vast Horizon Screachless scoundrels of cocks and cunts mimic the pure pristineness of a parallel universe of pure pristine pandomimes of good Shocking Horrors Ravage the Earth Back away from the sinless spasms of mutant grotesqueness Inherit the night, The Dark, The Unknown, As limited as the eye can see, the lost myth

About Me
Ok Heres The 411 On Me I Am 34 Yrs. Old , I`m Hispanic(French,Irish,Indian & Spanish), I Have Brown Hair , Brown Eyes, i`m 5Ft. 11 In. I`m Not Giving Out My Weight lol You`ll Just Have To Guess On That One lol I Work On My HomePages My Websites And I Like To Meet New People I Like Making New Friends Male And Female And If Any Of You Would Like To Be My Friend And Get To Know Me More Please Feel Free To Add Fan And Rate Me And Chat And Get To Know One Another I`m Hoping To Find That Special Woman Out There Whether It Be On Here Or In The Real World Being Single Is Fun At Times But Gets Very Lonely Most Of The Time

R.i.p Rapper Chad "pimp C" Butler
Text Here Dec. 4th 2007 age 33...R.I.P chad (pimp-c) butler of UGK 1974-2007... Rapper Chad "Pimp C" Butler, who along with hometown pal Bernard "Bun B" Freeman made up the chart-topping group UGK, was found dead Tuesday morning in a West Hollywood hotel room. Paramedics and officers responded to a 911 call placed from the Mondrian Hotel on Sunset Boulevard and were directed to a room on the sixth floor. They found Butler lying on the bed, fully clothed. The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said the call came in about 9:30 a.m. A spokesman for the county coroner said that it appears the 33-year-old "Dirty Money" purveyor died of natural causes. No drugs or related paraphernalia was found in the room and it didn't appear as if anyone had been in the room with Butler when he died. An autopsy will be performed and a full report, including the results of standard toxicology tests, should be ready in six to eight weeks. "We mourn the

My Birthday
So today I turn 32. I don't feel any different. In fact I still feel more like I'm 26 or 27. Perhaps it's because I'm young at heart. Just a big kid. I'm not sure what I'm going to do for my birthday other than go to work. I'll think of something.

A Wonderful Day In The Nabior Hood
The house finally past inspection on the heating and air...it only took 4 times to get it right. I think that it's mad shell on there part.so now we are about a month behind so no moving in for x-mas. The contractors talking about maybe the end of next month.

Suicide
DOES ANYONE EVER REALLY THINK BEOFRE THEY JUST FIND PPL AND TREAT THEM BAD? NOT ALL WOMAN ARE JUST CAM SLUTS AND NOT ALL OF US JUST WANNA haVE FUN SOME ARE REALLY LIVING IN DEPRESSION AND REALLY DO AHVE AHEART AND I FOR ONE WAsNT PUT HERE TO BE APLAY TOY AND BREAK MY HEART AND TREAT ME BAD I HAVE AHEART OF GOLD AND I REALLY NEED TRUE FRIENDS NOT TO BE MISTREATED AND MADE TO CRY ALL THE TIME WHY CANT PPL JUST UNDERSTAND THIS AND TREAT ME LIKE I AM REAL ? I AM REAL

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hello everyone. I have a few questions for you men out there. Yeah women you can answer them too cuz I sure would like to hear your opinions. Why can men never give straight answers to our questions? Why can they never be happy with what they have? Why do they always think everyone owes them everything?, when honestly we owe them nothing. When in all actuality men would not be here if it were not for women. Ya know men can not squeeze a baby head thru their little pee holes. What is the deal with them all thinking looks really freakin matter? Damn has no one ever heard the phrase beauty is in the eye of the beholder or beauty is only skin deep? Why do looks matter so damn much, I mean my god, we were not put on earth or born to judge everyone. Looks should only matter if you are looking at cattle like horses, pigs and such. Women are none of those!!!!!! We are not just pieces of meat ya'll can treat like shit!!!! Why is it that men can not be honest with women e

All Want Leveled
Here's 2 that would like to level. All help would be appreciated. Thank you in advance. DJ LETTE NEEDS 3152 TO LEVEL Dj Lette Barbiiez playground owner♥P-Nasty Wifey/Wiccan Wifey@ fubar WESTCOASTRAVEN NEEDS 10,177 TO LEVEL WestCoastRaven@ fubar

Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air.

From Tonight
something else lost in the swirling mists of the reality that crowds me dreams encroach on the waking world i go places, smell things, do things that cannot be the lonliness that precipitated the madness not as bad as you would think not all crying, not all fear, not all darkness there are moments dreams creeping in amongst the edges of the day fleeting thoughts of the curves that excite me minute glimpses of things that happened already the temptation of sights unseen the scent that lingers is lonesome, beckoning drawing you into the half remembered histories hot drunken moments, revelling in the heat under the seas of an emotion that has no name not lust, not love, not a thing like that, but a mid ground the caress of gentle wants, the fascination with another the currents of time pull me along tugging me further from the places i was before through the thoughts of another night wispy remains of a lust still clinging, clamoring for more remembered caresse

My Causes
Believe Believe in yourself, Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you and the pressure that tears at your resistance Means courage, Keep a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying for the sake of supporting others, means strength, Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart you know is right, means determination, Doing more then is expected to make anothers life a little more bearable without uttering a single complaint, means compassion, Helping a friend in need, no matter the time or effort to the best of your ability, means loyalty Giving more then you have and expecting nothing but gratitude in return, means selflessness, Holding your head high, And being the best that you know you can be, when life seems to fall apart at your feet and facing each difficulty with the confidence that time will bring you a better tomorrow. And never giving up means Believing in yourself... Multiple Sclerosis "The young woman listened politely. T

Favorite Quotes To Share
"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha

Confused....as Always
I don´t get it why is it that people are never happy with what they have? I know there are moments where we can be happy but then...come most of the time we are always missing something or we just want more.(It´s just the human in us I guess.)For example people who don´t have a significant other want one but when they have them they get tired...when you get money it´s never enough...I can jst keep going on and on but I would rather hear everyones opinion on the subject so please feel free to comment

Poet Tree
I look out my room's window and picture the things we dreamed about doing or Who we would meet or what they would say. painted love served on a silver platter. Everything is what it seems. I am always. I am never. ending in a tragedy.

Hear Me-hear Me
Hey recently I had a chance to co-host a radio show at yourockblock.com, Some of my music is played throughout the show let me know what you think.I'm still trying to master this fubar thing any tips? rlb

School Closed...again
Gm everyone. I got a call from hubby this morning..at 7:20.. boys got a 2hr delay. Well,, around 7:35 neighbor calls to tell me this. Well at 8.. hubby calls again. I kinda got on him..sayin, well since theres a 2 hr delay.. don't ya think I would want to sleep in..or have the boys sleep in. Why do you keep calling. Well then he said that school closed. I guess we will be having make up days at end of school year.. since they already closed for the first 2 snows. Well, after got off phone.. 2 minutes later.. neighbor calls to tell me.. that school is closed. Out of all this..recieved 5 calls, within a hour. Does anyone need a phone? I am giving mine away! Working as a secretary.. I get many phone calls. Just don't need the excess phone calls at home. UGhhhh

Night Out
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed anothe

List # 2 Of Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... TEAM GREATNESS BiBabyGirl ~CLUB F.A.R.~ & SHADOW LEVELER@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. #1 Team CPT~H.O.F.Fu Angels~ Fu Cruise~@ fubar ~*~Christine aka ♥SweetAngel♥@ fubar Ms. Mona Doll@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. (&) I.B.N. ~†~@ fubar

Journal Update
12-07-2007 I'm listening to Christmas songs as I write in here. I sat and watched my favorite Christmas movie last night "A Christmas Carol" with Alistair Sims. I really like that one and there is one other "A Christmas Carol" and I think I found it on line it is the one with Reginald Owens it is the one where he takes toys to the Crachitts. I'm listening to Christmas music which is unusual for me. My back is bothering me so I will relax on the heating pad today. I don’t decorate not that I don’t have some but not a lot of decorations But just being alone I don’t really get into it. I noticed this morning while having coffee trying to remember some of the Christmas' as a child. Well a cup of hot chocolate sounds great. I know I totally understand where I come from in my mind thinking there things been 6 years and my ex remarried within 2 years and what got me it was a guy who wouldn’t work so she lost everything well they say paybacks are a bitch. I know how I wonder if I w

Socially Unacceptable
Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants......... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Se

One Year Anniversary
HARD TO BELIEVE BUT COME DEC. 27TH I WILL HAVE BEEN ON HERE A WHOLE YEAR ALREADY!! JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING AND FUN PEOPLE I HAVE MEET SO FAR, YES THERE HAVE BEEN SOME TRYING AND DIFFICULT TIMES BUT SO IS LIFE... SO JUST IF U GET A MINUTE TO DROP BY AN SHOW ME A LIL EXTRA LUV AN TO LET ME KNOW HOW U R DOIN I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! :) I WISH U ALL NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND GIVE YOUR LOVED ONES HUGS AN KISSES EVERYDAY LIKE IT IS THEIR LAST...FOR U NEVER KNOW! CHERISH THE TIME YOU HAVE WITH ONE ANOTHER... TAKE CARE AND MUCH LUV!!

Crushes
Ok im just curious....... I have a few Crushes and was wonderin who they was from..... Any clue how to find out yet who they might be...... Figured with the crushes i had they might of already re rated all my pics while i have been gone...and nope not back to stay yet...u will know when...... But anyhow it was cool at 1 time I think its kinda boring now not to know who they r .... so if its u send me $$$$$$$ lol...... sorry was bored....... Love ya all.... Tongue.....

Men!!!
GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!

A Special Place
A Special Place I walk along a path through thick greenery and discover my special place. This place has not been touched by the hard hands of man. As you walk in, you see a breathtaking waterfall flowing into a crystal pond. The pond is surrounded by a stand of trees, as if they are sentries guarding to keep the horrors that man reaps on the environment from it. There is a huge rock perfect for diving from into the cool crystalline pool or you can lay across the flat top of it to enjoy the sun and beauty. As you look down from the rock you can see the fish swimming by peacefully. Wildflowers grow rampantly over the banks of the pond. The air is crisp and clean filled with the sweet scent of the wildflowers. If you are very quiet you may even get to see a deer or some other animal approach the pond for a drink. The quiet serenity of this place helps me to shake off the worries of my days and brings calmness into my mind. I visit this place several times a day when I sta

A Foreign Lady & Her Husband
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted. The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!

Calories Burned
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calorie

When Girls Dont Put Out
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto

For Inspirations
For Inspiration... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man Before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a Bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of

No Pc For Me!
I usually don't post a lot about me but, I wanted to do this one time. I have to use a pc at my local library because I don't have one. However, this site along with others is blocked there. I have to drive 20 miles one way to use a pc at another library. I do have a mobile and use it often but, I am limited as to what I can do. Google adapted Fubar to fit the phone. It sucks!! If you see me online it is because I am using my mobile. I can see my shoutbox but, can't reply. Sorry! I can read comments and private messages. I can also see some photos even though they aren't very big. I can't rate any of them but, I can leave comments, I think. I hope y'all understand. Please leave me some kind of comment on this so I will know that you read it. Thanks! Big Hugs and Kisses to all my Female Friends!

Yeah
MARK IS ON HIS WAY TO VISIT… BUT I CAN’T WAIT -- HAVE A NOONER WITH ME? (Well OK, just another Fu-bucks give-away…. But still -- could be fun!!) So here’s the deal… TODAY ONLY DURING MY NOON HAPPY HOUR (That’s 12/7 at 12 PM Pacific Time, 3 PM Eastern time) hit this pic..and hit it hard...you can do it more than once during the HH come show me and peach some love Give them 100 comments. I’ll give YOU 10,000 Fu-bucks. YEAH, that’s right… 100 bucks per comment. It’s a good deal… and you know you aren’t getting any work done anyway, right? SO COME ON… You’ll be helping someone else AND getting Fu-bucks too. Few simple rules • No NSFW comments are to be left. • You must private message me once you have completed the 100 comments. Let me know WHICH pic you chose. And I will promptly send you 10,000 Fu-bucks. DO NOT SHOUT ME please. • YES, you can do this multiple times during the hour

Florida Beach Vacation Rental
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Diamondwill Victoria
Guys .i'm so so sorry I have no idea how or what I'm doing on fubar lol silly goose ,well let me introduce myself my name is Victoria ,I'm 28 year Girl from Canada I'm also a freelance writer/model/mother looking to make new friends ,Please feel free to send me a message or come join me http://MyFreeImplants.com/index.asp?MOID=8280 I hope all you guys have a great and warm night x0xxVictoria

Here's Your Sign
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"? I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double" Here's your sign The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said "Hey, are you going to hang that on your door"? I said "No sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart" (Chorus) Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off My neighbor comes over and says "Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that"? I said "I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it" Here

Boyfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8. Hair (color and style): 9. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My... 1. Personality: 2. Eyes:

Friends
OK I'm gonna try and not be a bitch here but obviously no one reads profiles anymore so... I'm so tired of getting FRIENDS request from people who are bored, rate your pic then request to be your friend without even so much as a shout of hey or hello, I'm not here to win any "who can get the most friends contest" so I'll say it again if you dont talk to me or at least try to talk to me you have no chance of becoming my friend! I have few Friends on here and only 2 very close friends and you know who you are lol So bottom line talk to me first and we'll see about addingyou as a friend later, i've deleted some of the "friends" I had when I first got on this site because once you add them you never hear from them again, not anymore! THX

Best Of Cl ~ Halloween Trick Or Treat
seattle-tacoma > To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters Originally Posted: Thu, 1 Nov 10:53 PDT To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-01, 10:53AM PDT Thanks for nothing. No, seriously. Do you have any idea how much work I put into my costume? It took me almost 3 hours to do the makeup alone. Every detail painstakingly thought of and completed, right down to the little scratches on the hands and the grazings and cuts on the arms and legs. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find a suitable shield and sword? Or how about the battle uniform? I bet you didn't even consider that perhaps it was actually straight off the movie set. Well, it was. It wasn't cheap, doing all this. I was the one that incurred those expenses, not my parents. I burned the income from more hours of my after-school job than I would care to adm

So So Tired
I'm so so tired of struggling. I swear everytime I think I'm getting caught up something else happens. And its not like I'm wasting money buying shit. Its just the harder I try it seems the further behind I get. And when I sit and look at what needs paid compared to what is coming in I get majorly depressed, especially with Christmas only a couple weeks away. I keep telling myself if we can just make it to the first of the year it'll be ok. I'm going to take a loan out from my PSP to pay some stuff off and catch others up. But its the making it till then that is killing me :/ Hope everyone has had a great week and has an aweseome weekend! *hugz n stuffz*

Contest ( Some Blogs Maybe Not Safe For Work )
No this is a cat contest and no your cunt contest. Trust me 90% of those on Fubar look like old raggit baseball gloves. What this contest is for is to Judge to see who has the prettiest Pussy Cat. Rules: 1. Vote as much as you like during the month. 2. Vote Honestly 3. Tell your friends to Vote. 4. Your cat submissions has to be your cat and not a famous one. 5. You can submit your cat doing anything as long as he maybe considered pretty. Now to get your kitty submited send me an email saying enter my Kitty then in the email tell me which picture to rip. Your cat picture must be in your photo album and must be ripable. For 30 days I will take submissions. Then on January 1st the contest begins. The contest ends on the last day of January and The Kitty with the most comments wins.

Bandyblog
Is a blog a place to post your thoughts, hopes dreams...whatever? If so then here is what has been foremost in my mind of late. Having only fairly recently gained access to the Internet it has opened up a hitherto unknown world of sexual variety. One area that has held strange fascination for me is the world of BDSM. For someone who had so far gone through life under the impression that anything sexual that didn't involve "missionary" sex in a dark bedroom was "kinky" I have realised there are more worlds than I ever dreamed of right under my nose. Initially I blundered onto a couple of sites and swiftly found out that my naive (sp?) curiosity could be very offensive if taken wrongly. Now I intend to approach the whole area much more slowly, with a greater degree of concern for what may offend others and hope to open up a whole new lifestyle for myself.

The Company Christmas Party
Today, My Company did an awesome thing. The owners through a Christmas party outside in some big tents. They had it catered and had a live band Dr. Zarr’s Amazing Funk Monster, they rocked the place. They played at my brother’s wedding and they still rock. I suspect the crowd and the tent, which we ate in, trigger this, because it looked exactly like the tent I stayed in the first three months in Iraq, caused a flood of memories from Iraq. I guess it was still surreal to me that it was only two years ago, The Christmas sentiment made me think about my Christmas there, it was a good one, I got the word that morning that I was on the next flight out. Most of guys were already gone except a few NCOs and me. Extremely busy that morning finish the last minute packing and cleaning of the tent so Bill the Team Sergeant could inspect it. The 9:30 mortar attack, and running into the bunker. Carrying all my stuff to the team side of the compound and them giving

Confused About Females
i dont seem so understand girls these days they all say oh i want a good guy i want a good guy that will treat me good and this and that and the other. Then once they find a guy like me that is nice and will treat them right, they fuck them over. I know so many girls that are amazing and nice and they find these guys that are nice and sweet for a few weeks or maybe months. then these guys start treating them like shit and they break up and get back then break up and get back. then the girls meet a nice guy like me during one of the break ups and they talk and talk to these nice guys then they go back to these guys that treat them like shit. it makes no sence to me. why do girls allow guys to do shit like that to them.

Feds Tried To Obtain Customer Book Buying Records From Amazon.com
(NewsTarget) Newly unsealed court records have revealed that the U.S. government issued a subpoena to Amazon.com seeking to obtain the identities of customers purchasing books through the Amazon marketplace. The snooping attempt was blocked by U.S. Magistrate Judge Stephen Crocker who wrote in a recently-unsealed ruling, "Well-founded or not, rumors of an Orwellian federal criminal investigation into the reading habits of Amazon's customers could frighten countless potential customers into canceling planned online book purchases." Is the U.S. government trying to profile the psychology of its citizens by secretly data mining their book purchasing habits? Since 9/11 and the passage of the ill-designed Patriot Act (which, if anything, is traitorous, not patriotic), it seems that the U.S. government is aggressively expanding its powers to search records, tap phones and surveil electronic messages, all in an effort to conduct Gestapo-like profiling operations on its own citizens. It is

Yaaaay A Fun Blog
Go visit this guy and send a private message saying you want to apply for FWB "position" LOL After its all done there will be a special surprise :D PLEASE Doooooooooo ITTTTTTTT !!! 'Hiro'@ fubar

Information On Locks Of Love
Hair Donor Questions & Answers 1. Q. Where do I go to get my hair cut? A. You can go anywhere to get your hair cut as long as the donation guidelines listed on our website are followed. We encourage our donors to go to a salon they are already familiar with so they will be comfortable when making their donation. View Donation Guidelines. top button 2. Q. Do you have a list of participating salons? A. We do not maintain a list of participating salons. If there is a participating salon in your area, they should have a Locks of Love decal in their window. If you have salons in your area that are part of a national chain, many times they participate. Also, you can try an online search, entering Locks of Love salon and your city and state. top button 3. Q. How do I package my donation? A. Ponytails need to be completely dry before they are mailed. Place the ponytail in a Ziploc bag, and then inside of a padded envelope. Be sure to include the

Trip
YAY!! I made it here finaly after two days of travle, i made it to my lovely wife fallen:D it was a great trip had a couple of things bad but all was alright, first a guy was with his baby's momma who we found out was 16, got arrested for kiddnaping, stat rape, drinking on the bus an a few other charges. heres the kicker, no one pressed charges so he got out of it scot-free, the only thing they got him for was drinking on the bus. the second one dealt with one crazy woman. he switched drivers in montana an the driver told us that we had to all get off, then he left an she went what the fuck an we tried to tell her that it was cool he will be back in an hr after he switched with another driver, an hr came an pass then another 15 mins an she was fliping hard core. i guess one of the other passangers told her to chill out or drink something cuz she was flipping out later, she was yelling an cussin an shit, said she was going to end her life since her child didnt want her an shit. so in id

All Git-r-done Rebels! I Need Your Attention Please!
Ok people! I have entered my first contest in forever!!! WOOT WOOT! I am gonna need all the help I can get! This contest will last for 7 days! Starts FRIDAY 12/07/2007 at 12 noon CST, 10 am PST!!! I need all GIT-R-DONE BOMBSQUAD here at all times and as many of my friends as I can get there! Here is the link, see ya there!! Much love to ya! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!! ★♂Äïmêê♀★™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY' ★{Member of the WTC}★

The Drivein
There are few things as depressing as the death of a drive-in it's gravel lot once raked and tended like a Zen garden now strewn with weeds and wind blown paper. The once shining white screen hanging in rags,falling apart square by square. The speakers like old soldiers standing at attention quietly rusting into the ground concrete islands crumbling into dust. Gone the theatre of the car,a place to see films as god intended,in the familiar comfort of your own vehicle,no videos or movie disks,no curtain to drop,no lights to go down but the setting sun,just you and the film among a galaxy of shining glass windows and gleaming grills of cars. Gone are the young lovers lost in each other exploring thier love with hands and lips.Gone the cars filled with families, children in pajamas,grease spotted grocery bags full of homemade popcorn.Gone the carloads of blissfully stoned teenagers fighting off the chains of conformity.The ghostly echo of a snackbar anouncement hanging in the air,gone are

Dry!!!
hello all you fine people I'm feeling a little dry here and I just thought that you would like to by me a little drink to make me feel better. I thank you early for my drink and it doesn't hurt to comment on some pictures while your at it thanks everyone love ya

Brad Rules!!
All politicians are somewhat corrupt. McCain is the lesser of two evils. Obama goes to a white-bashing church, and has friends that are on the CIA watch list. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyspCRmJv7w Check out this you tube link. Your jaw will drop. I Didn't Know This... It's true! I checked Truth or Fiction website. I'm sharing this with others who might also appreciate learning. Question: What is America 's first line of missile interceptor defense that protects the entire United States ? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard. Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty? Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard? Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on highly classified milit

7 Things...quiz
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes

An Epiphany
YOUR WORDS TO ME JUST A WHISPER. YOUR FACES SO UNCLEAR. I TRY TO PAY ATTENTION YOUR WORDS JUST DISAPPERAR 'CAUSE ITS ALWAYS RAININ IN MY HEAD. SO I SPEAK TO YOU IN RIDDLES BECAUSE MY WORDS GET IN MY WAY.I SMOKE THE WHOLE THING TO MY HEAD AND FEEL IT WASH AWAY'CAUSE I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS,I WANT TO COME APART, OR DIG MYSELF A LITTLE HOLE INSIDE YOUR PRECIOUS HEART 'CAUSE ITS ALWAYS RAININ IN MY HEAD FORGET ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE SAID I AM NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE INSIDE THAT CRIES OUT FOR ATTENTION, THOUGH I ALWAYS TRY TO HIDE AND I TALK TO YOU LIKE CHILDREN, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL BUT I KNOW I'LL DO THE RIGHT THING IF THE RIGHT THING IS REVEALED BUT IT'S ALWAYS RAINING IN MY HEAD -FORGET ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD HAVE SAID.

My 1st Blog And Warning!!
Well this is my first blog on Fubar and I just wanted to put out a warning that almost anything I write in one of these is nothing but a twist of my sense of Humor, if you cant take it then feel free not to read my Blogs, otherwise I dont want to hear any Crying about what I blog, Thank you and Please Come again.......

Bad Days
Just having a bad day. I got to work and everything was fine and started out to do a call for my private ambulance company that i work for and have a accident with the ambulance that i'm sign to and sent my day very bad. Went back to the office and sit in the office for 4 hours not being today anything. Around 4p.m they told me to go home and i was some ticked off if just want to hit something and i took it out in the wrong way on my mom and kicking my self mentle in the backside because what happen to day.

I'm Not Like Them.but I Can Pretend
Tool..came to Portland on Wednesday. And man oh man oh man.. amazing. Not as amazing as the first time I saw them.. but wow.. TOOL. very short first blog here. nothing else to say. bored...but that's what guitar is for. peace.love.empathy. tm.

Did He Really Say That
Ok i want honest options about this. Me and my hubby where on the way home from dinner and we were talking (that's a shocker right there) but anyway, he said something about this dads test came back, and i was like what tests, you didn't tell me he was having any tests done. He says ya i did. I told him no you never tell me anything, someone would in your family could die and you not even tell me. Then he makes a statement, i don't get why people cry when someone dies, people die all the time. I was like WTF. My brother died a few years ago, so this is a touchy subject. So i got a little upset. I asked if I died or your daughter died you wouldn't cry. and he responded with nothing. Well he just came in here trying to give me a back rub and the subject came up again, and i was like i cant believe if i died or your child died you would not cry, how is that suppose to make me feel? how can you not care if your wife, child, or even your parents, the people that took you into there home,

Pearl Harbor 66th Aniversary
The attack on Pearl Harbor was a preventive attack on the United States Pacific Fleet base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii by the Empire of Japan's Imperial Japanese Navy, on the morning of Sunday, December 7, 1941 that made the United States enter World War II. Two aerial attack waves, totalling 350 aircraft, were launched from six aircraft carriers with the intent to destroy the United States Pacific Fleet. The attack wrecked two U.S. Navy battleships, one minelayer, and two destroyers beyond repair, and destroyed 188 aircraft; personnel losses were 2,388 killed and 1,178 wounded. Damaged warships included three cruisers, a destroyer, and six battleships (one deliberately grounded, later refloated and repaired; two sunk at their berths, later raised, repaired, and restored to Fleet service late in the war). Vital fuel storage, shipyards, and submarine facilities were not hit. Japanese losses were minimal, at 29 aircraft and five midget submarines, with 65 servicemen killed or wounded.

Hmmm
So when you think everything can be going right why is everything crumbles to your feet right in front of you? Did you do something wrong? Or did the person you think so much about decide that maybe she needs a break from it all? Grrrr and i was totally thinking she was the right person for me to be with and the next thing you know she just isnt the same person. guess thats another life lesson learned the hard way

If Men Wrote Advice Columns...
If men wrote advice columns, they'd read like this... Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk

The Bulbs Logic Puzzle
I have decided to start posting a new logic puzzle every Friday. I will post the answer the next Friday when I post a new puzzle. So here is the first one. Leave me a comment to let me know if you think you know the answer. And I will let you know who gets it right. Bulbs This is one of my favorite free printable logic puzzles with a real life solution. Imagine you are in a room with 3 switches. In an adjacent room there are 3 bulbs (let's say in lamps which are on a regular table), each switch belongs to one bulb. All are off at the moment. It is impossible to see from one room to another. No help from anybody else is allowed. How can you find out which switch belongs to which bulb, if you may enter the room with the bulbs only once?

Nbc Needs An Ass Whooping
Oh this is soooooo much bullshit. The Gutless piece of shit who made this chicken shit call needs to lose his job. Be tarred and feather and round out of town on a rail. I have seen the ad. It is a tasteful and non political. I am going to do the following things: 1. Write a complaint to the FCC. 2. Write the President of NBC. 3. Write The CEO of GE 4. Write my Congressman and Senator. What do I expect nothing, This asshole is a fucking coward. He will die a coward's death. I do hope he loses his job. Maybe he can be a field report in Iraq, maybe he can then see what real men do. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ NBC Rejects Ad From Conservative Group Email this Story Dec 7, 3:45 PM (ET) By JIM KUHNHENN Google sponsored links Should Katie Quit CBS? - Couric not sure about her move! What is your opinion about this? www.SodaHead.com I Was Scammed 37 Times - These Programs Are Absolute Scams I Will S

Sweet Songs
WHO IS JACK SCHITT???? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous dispositi

Loves Lost And Found
its simple, i tell you that i love you and you seem to just not believe they say actions speak louder than words what i got to do cut my heart out on bended knee i drown all of my thoughts with just segments of our life's together ha ha ha and they say true love will last forever well you know what i think what they say is true as funny as it may sound i am not going to be another guy that you place in the lost and found. Bryan V. talk to me people

Crocodiles
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile." Moral: Old men may

What A Ride
just when i think its over its starting again**** its like sitting in traffic you pass downtown and the traffic slows, you want to get off but too many cars are in the way and you are all the way in the express lane so you sit, inching slowly and wasting gas, so you start moving slowly but surely you reach breakneck speeds and you are flying down the highway to your destination then ... breaklights, you think in your mind not again so you break suddenly in order not to smash into the car in front of you then you inch... you see a accident on the shoulder ahead and you see that traffic isnt moving because a bunch of nosy ass people are stopping traffic to see what is going on... then you speed up turning curves and sprinting up bridges going at least 70, all of a sudden your car starts smoking, did you forget to put coolant in never mind its too late now you are in the middle of a higway with people doing 65 all around you and now look your cell is dead ... what next you ask? someone ki

All About Me
Hey whats up? My names Deniz Im 22, I live in Richmond VA. I am a pretty chill person. I like to party, go to bars, go to shows, drink, and all that other shit. Im into horror core rap. Anything Psychopathic records. I also like other shit....I like guys, But if your older then like 27 u really shouldnt bother. But yeahhh anyways hit me up.

The Explination Of My Love
One million ways, thats how many i can see to love you honey And I cant see a reason out of any of those that concerns your money I must admit this has to be Love, or something close to it Because i cant see anyone but you, other girl just dont do it I feel combustable energy everytime we touch to be in, out, or around you is a rush When you call i contemplate different ways to answer my phone And when my name excapes you lips, I feel a jones When you speak truth My mind goes int major meditation And i ponder different ways to end your fustration In love with it... your spiritual Addicted to it... your mental In need of it ... your physical I love it because it is you and do you so well that i see noone else that can ever do you like you... not even me and i am addicted to it because when i am with you i feen for it so much i think this world consists of just we And im in need of it because people relate love to air but i have ashtsma, air is precious and it is really yo

Book Your Party Today!
Dates are going fast!!! With new products coming out for Valentines Day, book your party now for January and February! I have more information to come soon on all this!!! New Hostess incentives!!! If you want to book a party then go to my website and click on host a party and fill out the form! I will contact you as soon as I can! I also have dates left in December if you would like a party now as well!!! Let me know ASAP before the dates are gone! Myspace Christmas Comments Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

Fubar
hey everyone!! happy friday. :) well for me, i worked a 9 hour day...it was cool tho...im gonna get some good overtime this week :D woo! i have to work all weekend too...if you didnt know already, we had a change of ownership recently, and several people have already, or are planning to leave soon. i seem to be the only one hangin in there :). ahh well...its still a family owned business which i love :) i dont want to work for any kind of corporation. DOWN WITH CORPORATE AMERICA! lol! :P :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D so about the changes to the photo rates...thats effin sweet!! if you have a fav pic or 10 you can come rate it again every week! i love this cause i can keep rating my fav pics of all you guys (and beautiful girls ;)...instead of having to search around for something i havent rated yet :) another new photo feature i noticed; is that when you upload a new photo, the folder automatically goes to the top of your photo files. which is a

To Everyone
to everyone on my friends family or fans if i dont talk much im going thro alot. My brother is off doing lord knows what and on drugs and im really tired of dealing with that i love him but he dont seem to listen!

Indiana
Well friends I have made the arrangements to go to my moms. I leave on Sunday. Wish Me luck, and I will try and reply to all , but it may take a bit so bare with me, and thanks for taking the time out to look at my blogs, mums, and pics!! MUAH ALL

How Was I Born
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male....

Support?
Yesterday was Pearl Harbor Day. How many of you saw anything about Supporting the Troops? or anything related to any war efforts?? We claim it, but apparently we can't do it. We may be dealing with "other" people now, but the events that happened on December 7th, 1941 were still devastating. HOW can you claim to support our troops when on the day commemorating the attack on Pearl Harbor???

What Am I Doing.............
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a single Mom and Have been since I was 18 yrs old.... 2) I am compulsive about keeping up with my family and friends spread out around the U.S. due to a promise I made my Grandmother before she died.... 3)I am addicted to romance novels have read over 10,000 of them and then some 4) I read atleast 1 book a day everyday and have since I was 12 yrs old 5) I have watched the same soap operas on ABC for over 30 yrs now 6) I am an EX smoker that quit smoking over 6+ yrs ago and has now developed an oral fixation..lol 7) I'm a soft touch for anyone that is hurting or needs help but sshhhhh..... 8) I have

Confuse
Here i sit with this thing in my head. About this girl that i like. She don't know it i don't think i could tell her ether. Why is it so hard to do so i ask my self every night! I stay awak thinking of her wishing that i could do so thin when i see her i freeza up what is it with me? I guess i will never know she is so cool and very pritty she is like a angil to me i do think she knows that i like her but she will never hear it frum me.

50,000 Fubucks And A Salute
I am giving away 50,000 fubucks to the first person that can leave 500 comments on my contest. And if you can leave another 500 i will make a sexy salute just for you. This is for a Happy hour. There is 5 to won. First 5 to 75000 comments wins. I really would like this for my birthday so please i really need all my friends help. Thank you. So please click the pic and bomb the heck out of me. Show me sum luv xoxoxo. Thanks

Goin' To The Big Show!
I have taken a position in a dusty, far away land. Tomorrow morning I'm on a plane to Virginia for a couple weeks of orientation and training then off to Georgia for more of the same. Everyone I tell gives me the same "Are you Crazy" look...I'm not. I'm well aware that I'll be in a war zone and I'm going to be extra cautious with regard to that but honestly, I'm excited. I will be surrounded by the most kick-ass military on the planet and be working exclusively on one of the best protected bases in the area. I'm asking you all to be excited for me the way you would be if the job would be here in Florida. This opportunity will serve me for the rest of my career and the experience will serve me for the rest of my life. I will still have internet access so I will still be checking in and posting as usual.

Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

Art
The vatican says it has discovered a lost drawing by Renaissance master Michelangelo of a design for the dome of St Peter's Basilica. The Vatican newspaper Osservatore Romano said the small drawing, done in the spring of 1563 when Michelangelo was 88, was believed to be his last known sketch before he died the next year.The drawing, a section of the dome, contains some measurements and is thus believed to have been done to give stone cutters guidance after the master deemed work on an earlier batch of stone inadequate. Michelangelo worked as the architect of the basilica from 1547 until shortly before his death in 1564. The newspaper said Michelangelo, who destroyed many of his sketches for the basilica, probably drew it on the construction site, giving it directly to workmen with his instructions.Drawn with blood-coloured chalk on paper, it apparently survived because part of the paper had been used again for calculations, perhaps by workmen. It wound up by accident in files concer

If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Stuff
TODAY, DECEMBER 8TH....IS THE 3-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DIMEBAG DARRELL LANCE ABBOTT'S DEATH. FROM BEING INNOCENTLY GUNNED DOWN ON STAGE DURING THE VERY FIRST SONG OF HIS DAMAGEPLAN SET BY SOME PSYCHO-FAG THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PATTED DOWN AND WANDED, HE WOULD HAVE NEVER HAVE HAD THE CHANE TO PULL THIS PSYCHO SHIT. HE ONLY WENT PSYCHO ABOUT THE PANTERA BREAK-UP. ANYWAYS, I LOVE DIME WITH A PASSION, SO MAKE SURE TO RAISE YOUR GLASSES HIGH IN THE SKY AND YELL OUT "GETCHA FUCKING PULL!!!" IN MEMORY OF DIME HE WAS A ONE OF A KIND SOUL WITH A HEART TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS. A FRIEND, A BROTHER, AN IDOL, AS WELL AS A MENTOR, MAY HE REST IN PEACE UNTIL WE SEE HIM AGAIN. WE LOVE YOU BROTHER DIME!!

Bye Bye Little Julian
To a little guy who has a big place in my heart, will miss ya but you will always be there! Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free; I'm following the path God laid for me. I took His hand when I heard Him call; I turned my back and left it all. I could not stay another day, To laugh, to love, to work or play. Tasks left undone must stay that way; I found that place at the close of day. If my parting has left a void, Then fill it with remembered joy. A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss; Ah yes, these things, I too, will miss. Be not burdened with times of sorrow; I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow. My life's been full, I savored much; Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch. Perhaps my time seemed all too brief; Don't lengthen it now with undue grief. Lift up your heart and share with me; God wanted me now, He set me free.

Life At The Bottom Of The Food Chain
I'm an old retired truck driver. I grew up in the 60s when sex drugs and rock 'n roll were the theme of the day. from there, I joined the Army thinking and we get away from that scene and found even more sex drugs and rock 'n roll. I spent two tours in Vietnam and came home addicted to cocaine and heroin and labeled a baby killer. I finally got myself clean and sober and attended college for two years and ended up driving trucks and warehousing for 20 years. I have been clean and sober for the past 20 years. I never married, because it seems as though all the women I ever knew already belonged to someone else so I kind of lost my trust in them. So I guess I earned the nickname sancho. I'm not proud of that I just view of life as it comes at me. In my case it was just women want to have sex with me, but not a relationship. I am now retired and semi-disabled, and I spend my time learning to play guitar, drawing and painting, and playing on the Internet. Ladies don't get me wrong, I

Dark An Light
glitter-graphics.com glitter-graphics.com We was **Light** when we meet,We was **Light** when we Loved each other. We was even **Light** when we parted.I'm still **Light** but your **Dark** as night.You say I made you **Dark** Funny how light made you dark,you destroyed my love and ripped me apart and I still don't hate you. So funny how light made you **Dark** May you find some peace in your darkness,but blame the **Dark One** you love for your **Darkness**. I leave you with one last thought: I loved you in the **Light** and I can never be yours in the **Dark**. Goodbye My Fallen Dragon,I'll never be yours again,My love is dead. (This is not about My Dark Dragon I love now so please don't cause drama,I'm saying bye To someone else.)

You Might Be A Redneck.roflmao..
"You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. ! 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hol

About Me
I'm getting tried of being hurt by guys like to call me names like fat ugly I'm a bitch I want someone who wants me for me not for sex or anything else because what to me when I was younger It happen to me again in aug of this year I don't want it happen again I hope one day I will find Mr right

Forbidden Love
glitter-graphics.com Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Deeper Then The Snow. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Hotter Then The Fire. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Better Then The Pain. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Sweeter Then The Fruit. Forbidden Love Yours & Mine Very Much Worth Fighting For!!

Thank You
this is a specal thank you to A/all that helped me the most and made the Hottest Bi-female on Fubar contest a blast. i did not with the most comments, i won by being the judges fav. please go show all these P/people lots of love. first i must thank the host and one of the judges. Tina, she was a blast. Tennessee Tiger¢â@ fubar next is tigers s/o and the other judge. Michael, he was alot of fun.The Return of the Icon (holdin on)@ fubar now for the A/all the ones that helped me. first is Titan. Sir, You made it worth it, with all the chatting that W/we did. it was alot of fun with You helping. ^Titan65{Founder-BaDaSs Bombers&Proud-NAP-Friends}&#GMof BaDaSs'S Wonderland/Rl Hubund&Master to@ fubar next is lutin (Titans beautiful wife/sub). sweety you also made it fun. luTin¢¾Hostess of BaDaSs Wonderland¢¾_/_r/l wife&submissive2^Titan65_/_@ fubar DJBadass (Titan & lutin's handsome son) the pics you posted where great, i never knew what was coming next. ~*

* Happy Birthday Karina *!*
* Happy Birthday to Karina * Isis * Het Heru * Ntr * Ix * Balam * Today is my magickal master number of a birthday - 33! This day also signifies an official "REBIRTH" of Karina On this day of my birth, I wish you always blissful blessings of peace, love, prosperity, abundance, good health, serenity and happiness. I thank you for for your kind offers of Happiness on this day of celebration of my birth and life and I would like to extend that to others in full open heart chakra vibration. A selection of my birthday wishes from others to share with other December babies - as well as to celebrate and honour each of you whether or not today is the day of your birth ! .. ..¨¨)) -:¦:- ¸... ...¨¨)) ((¸¸... .... Happy birthday -:¦:- -:¦:- ((¸¸...* On this day, I would like to celebrate each of you and let you know I am thankful and grateful for your life and your presence here on Earth. Thank you for blessing my life with your beautiful sp

Make Money Online
http://r.yuwie.com/bigjay212004 join me here and lets make money together. It is not a lot to start but in time it could add up to be lot of money. If anything could just be some extra spending cash you make doing nothing. Some come and join.

Jager Will Fix It
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Jage(r). Jage(r) is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Jage(r) can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Jage(r) almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Jage(r). Jage(r) may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Jage(r). However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, n

Wis. Drivers Line Up For Gas At 33 Cents
MINOCQUA, Wis. - Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon. An employee closing Trig's Minocqua Shell for the night mistakenly entered the price of a gallon of gasoline as 32.9 cents instead of $3.299 on Monday night. He left about 10 p.m., but drivers could still use their credit cards to buy gas. Word of the bargain spread fast in the rural northern Wisconsin community, with 42 people buying 586 gallons of gas in an hour and 45 minutes. One person had pumped 27 gallons and two purchased 18 gallons. Local police saw the horde at the station and called store manager Andrea Reuland, who went to the station and pushed the emergency stop. "There were cars two deep at each of my pumps," said Reuland, who knew many of the drivers and told them they were being dishonest — the main store sign had the correct price. "I was very upset that there's that many dishonest people," she said. "They knew there w

Just A Few Clicks
Please just some help a click is all i ask if ya think you'd like it sign up its a vampire vrs werewolves roll play game but if your not interested just click and help me out thank you http://world7.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=113069624

Had To Delete Mumm
Well after speaking with a bouncer, I had to delete my MUMM or risk being banished..so Chuckster is so not worth my MUMM's.. I did make a copy as best as I could..twas damn funny! so I will find a way to post a copy in my blog..lololol Chucky LIVES

Scattergories
This is harder than you would think-- Good luck!! SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new email. When you are done, send it on, including to the person who sent it to you. *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name:Laurie 2. 4 letter word: Love 3. Vehicle: Lexxus 4. City: Los Angeles 5. Boy's Name: Leonard 6. Girl's Name: Leann 7. Alcoholic drink: Lemon Drop 8. Occupation: Lawyer 9. Something you wear: Lingerie 10. Celebrity: Lindsey Lohan 11. Food: Lettuce 12. Something found in a bathroom: Lavender 13. Reason for Being Late:Loser 14. Cartoon Character: Lenny (off the simpsons) 15. Something You Shout: Leave me alone 16. Animal:Leopard

Stars
when all is lost and you feel the cold air seep into your lungs remember my eyes and know that you are safe and i wont let them take you away i will save you believe in this and i will be there feel my warm hand on the back of your neck the soft caress of a kiss to your cheek and no matter where you are i am with you so smile........

Graphics Contest, Help!
So I hope that some of you out there actually take the time and check this out. I've posted it on my profile and in a bulletin but now I'll post it here for a back up to the back up I guess you could say. This also happens to be my first blog ever, whether here or myspace or anywhere! Haha, so here's the deal. I belong to this forum of sorts that runs contests every once and a while and some of them strike my interest. They've got a graphic contest with the concept of last fan standing in support of the new Will Smith movie I Am Legend. You can do two entries so I did. The first one is an old graphic I made that I just really like and think it will catch people's eye, I just added some stuff and touched it up a bit. The second is just a random picture that I ran into and decided to play around with and add to it. So help me out. Ratings and comments are great, but even if you just view it, it will still help out. Nothing really to lose. First Submission: Second Submission:

Truth About Wolves
Truth about Wolves Wolves, are they really the vicious man-eaters they are portrayed to be? The truth is, they are not. Wolves got this reputation through stories meant to instruct children to beware of danger. The stories actually portrayed what we refer to as a modern day predator as a wolf. The story of Little Red Riding Hood portrays a wolf that could change clothes to look like a grandmother. This actually was used to teach children that even people they knew could have a bad side and do evil things. We all know that a wolf could never actually do something like that. The biggest myth known about wolves is that of the werewolf. Were there ever such a thing? The answer is actually in the 1500's and early 1600's many people would go around wearing wolf skins on their backs pretending to be werewolves. These people actually had a psychological disorder and they really thought they were werewolves. Some people actually have a genetic disorder called hypertrichosis (wer

Friends Forever
"How long have we been friends?" Thomas asked. "Seems like forever, doesn't it?" Jacob said still thinking back to the first time they met-with no recallection, right away. "Remember how things used to be? So easy, so simple. We ALL thought we knew everything." Thomas said, almost in a trance. "In front of the play house, in London. I remember now." Jacob exlaimed. "That's right, Jacob. We were supposed to have at eachother, until that bobby showed up....." Just then, Jacob seemed to finish the sentence for his long-time friend. "He came out of nowhere. Produced himself from the mist, with a stare that was as cold and clammy as the weather that night." Thomas rubbing his jaw, thinking back."1807? 06? It was sooo long ago, but it was like yesterday!"

About Me
Well let's see. I'm 5'5 135lbs. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to go campimg ,fishing,hiking, playin darts, candle lit dinners,oh and I like lots of sex. I also like moonlite walks on the beach. I also like to cudle with that special someone and watch a movie. Dislikes I hate mind games. I get enough of mind games from my kids so don't try it cause I will see it comming from a mile away. So if u have any ?'s please ask me. Yours Truely a.k.a Tiny

Uh Warriors 2007 Champs/ Un-defeated!
By Stephen Tsai HawaiiWarriorBeat.Com Editor Hawai'i slotback Ryan Grice-Mullins lunges for the end zone, taking Washington safety Mesphin Forrester with him to complete a 5-yard touchdown reception that broke a 28-28 tie with 44 seconds left. BRUCE ASATO | The Honolulu Advertiser Only a post-game celebration could contain Jason Rivers, foreground, and Colt Brennan, who combined for four touchdowns. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser Quarterback Colt Brennan meets the press while fans celebrate on the Aloha Stadium turf following the victory over Washington. JOAQUIN SIOPACK | The Honolulu Advertiser "These guys are so special. They play for each other." COLT BRENNAN | University of Hawai'i quarterback "Me being a senior, I wanted to do something special." JASON RIVERS | University of Hawai'i wide receiver RELATED NEWS FROM THE WEB Latest headlines by topic: • Spor

The Strong Man
A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the lady workers. After several minutes, the lady worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," she said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, lady," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The lady reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, she said, "All right. Get in."

Easy Fubucks!!!!!! :)
i am in a HH contest....up against a bombing crew....so i need your help.....if you do 50 comments i will give u 5,000 fubucks.....thats 100 per comment. Easy Fubucks! :) Send me a private msg when u have reached the 50. Thanks :) Have a good day! ONLY PIC COMMENTS COUNT...NOT RATES. here is the contest link. CLICK THE PICTURE TO GET TO PAGE THEN COMMENT. :) THANKS SO MUCH HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT :)

How I Am
well i hang with my friends, i drink to get drunk or just to drink. i dont know many people or have many friends i dont get along with many grils y cause they r ho's the ones i do get along with i wouldnt trade 4 the world..i keep my friends colse cause u never no what might happen..well i love all my friends they know who they r...love ya u know how i am lets get drunk and see what happens..

Australian Tourism
Australian Tourism: questions answered These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website. Obviously the answers came from fellow Aussies.....just trying to help: Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water... Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in t

Twisted Contest
Presents The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher 2. MUST ADD AS FRIEND TO ACCESS CONTEST FOLDER 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted - Level 5 Or Higher 4. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 5. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 4A. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 5 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A Lind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. ( * Folder will be closed during Removal and screenshot, and highest scored photo removed and Folder will then be reopened - Max 5 Min ) Another Catch, just because y

The Night Before X-mas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

Cellularone
Is no more... Ive with this company for years and now its just gone. I will miss you unlimited plan minutes... I will miss your red logo and my red shirt. Bye cell one thanks for the memories the money and the rockin bonuses. Bring it on The New ATandT "Your world is wireless AT and T is wireless"

Military And Holiday
Made some new skins. Did almost all the U.S.Military ones that have been requested as well as a couple just for general use. If you have any others you would like to see added to the Military skins, drop me a private message and I'll see what I can do over the next couple days. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog http://fubar.com/blog/60737 Here's my link. :) Year of the Dragon™@ fubar Oh yes...it would seem that some don't understand that For Personal use only, means I would appreciate it NOT being ripped. The skins like that have my actual image included. Please...don't take those. I can ask over and over and they still get ripped. I share freely and appreciate respect. ************************************************** Lonely Angel U.S.AirForce U.S. Army U.S.Marines Marine Wife Winter Scene Happy Holidays (NP) Further up the skins list. Happy Holid

Angry!
Okay, I'm a pretty nice person, right? I try to go to everyone's page that visits mine and leaves me any kind of love. Even if you vote on my mumm, I'll rate your profile. (Although, if you act too ignorant in there, I won't! ha!) Anyway, I don't bother anyone, I act civil, do not stir up drama...right? If you know me in any way, you know I am right! I try to be as compliant as I can be with Fubar's policies. Sometimes, someone is quicker than me for marking NSFW pics. :P But when I know they are NSFW for sure, I always try to mark them immediately. Granted, sometimes, my IE or Vista or just the daggone cable acts up and I can't there before someone else does but I get there. And if I do have something that should be marked NSFW, it's just an honest mistake. Hey, I never said I was an angel....an angel with horns is all I ever claimed! ;) Anyway, enough of all this explaining. Let me get to the dirty deed that was done to me tonight. You might say harmless but put yourself in my sho

Game Related
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale: a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty fisherman, The skipper brave and sure. Five RMTs set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the 3rd party POS-hack tool, The minnows would be lost, the minnows would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gllgnnnn Thsskprrjr too, Mlyndnnr and his wife, Mvyssttr Pfssannmryn, Here on Gilseller's Isle. So this is the tale of the castaways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, Til the GMs catch their crime. The first mate and the Skipper too, Will do their very best, To make themselves a lot of gil, At the rest of our expense. No sub, no gear, no chocobos, Not a single luxury, Like mithras in the jungle, As

'member Of The Misfit Angels'
Thanks to the crew..'members of the misfit~ angels' for another great piece of work..amazing stuff when the call goes out they appear from nowhere.. Great people good friends and all round fantastic bunch of misfit's Thanks Again Denno.

Performances
Hi everyone! The life of a music director gets very hectic at this time of year. In the next two weeks, I will be involved in 5 evening rehearsals and 6 performances. That means my time online will be somewhat limited. I want you all to know that if I do not get the chance to comment to you or rate any of your items, it's because of those time constraints. I know I have the best friends and family here and I want to keep ALL of you! If I don't get the chance to wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Hanukkah during that time, I wish you all the best holidays possible now. Hopefully things will return to normal during winter break! Peace and love to all of you!!!!!

All Of Us Arent Bad!
Well I havent been on here very long now and have noticed that there must be alot of disrespect going around. There are some of us that were raised to have respect for the opposite sex. I understand that its an adult website and you have to take the good with the bad at your own discretion. People are going to be people no matter how you try to avoid it. I myself do not get offended to easy but i'm sure not gonna try to offend someone on here. There are still a few of us that were raised to be polite and respectful. So i'm not to offended when i read pages and they talk about not wanting to see this or hear that from someone because i know its not me. Well anyway this was just a thought off of the top of my head and just to let you ladies know that there are some good guys left. I'm not much of a writer so thats it for my first blog attempt.

Gettin Better
All though i am still upset about issues life is better... I bought a new car!! way excited... wanna get a new job tho... got a new piercing died my hair... i think im attempting to become a whole new person..lol... maybe then i wont get so used...who knows.. but yea at least i dont care anymore, well i mean i still care im just not mad about the stupid shit anymore

Internet Spys
I seem to have developed a couple of spys..who check out my friends pages to see what I am sending them..and checks out mine to. I have confronted one..so I think hes developed a couple of new ids to check my page out..and others.. so he thinks I don't know whats going on. Anyways, if your gonna spy on me.. just use your original name. TY!!

Sos, Im Thinking Too Much Help Me Now..plz?
OK here's the thang, i have a song stuck in my head and i ..can ..NEVER remember the name, now...i'm going fraggin loopy, here's some scattered lyrics, hawllppp plsssss? we had broken up for good jsut an hour before.(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba) the juke box plays a song i used to know (that ba shit) we had been together for a million years(babashit) They just dont ride like that anymore, no they dont! omg be kind, stop this torture~

Untitled
Somewhere I see a beautiful horizon ahead of me. Dreams whisper across the vast ocean of my tears. Alas, what is this I see? A new beginning just for me. Tiny hands grasp my fingers, the tendrils of love wrap around my heart. I hold this precious life so very close to me, as this life is what I give unto thee.

Search Yourself
Dreaming of days past, never will anything last, finding yourself lost, you search.. days go by, weeks neverending, only to realize.. all you had been searching for you already had the answers to.. search inside yourself, you'll be surprised at just how much truth you will find.

Welcome To My World
You thought it was just another fairy tale; You thought it was just a dream, just wait the best has yet to come; the clock is ticking so hear me well. My purpose in this drab little world will soon arrive, let's just see if you'll survive. Dampened earth tainted in a carpet of sanguine dreams, oh how I loved to hear you scream, writhing that delicate flesh beneath me, all that's left now is your useless head. Come to me, my child of sin. Welcome to my world.

Hi Fubar friends, I am happy to report I am not single anymore ... I have found my mr.right...I am happy that I found him hopefully we will be married by valentines day!!!! hopefully if all works as planned....I love this man with all my heart.... hope everyone finds their happiness.... much love,Becky

Rsl?
Are you a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime? Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. REASON: When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.

To the ladies out there- Treat yourself as if you were a queen. DO NOT settle for anything less than you deserve! No ring or money or promise is worth settling for. If he doesn't treat you the way you want to be treated or make you feel the way you want to feel, then he is not worth your time, effort, love, or affection. You know you've found the right one when he feels like he doesn't deserve you. That in his eyes, you and you alone are so desirable and wonderful in every single way, he can't even fathom the fact that you would even give him a chance. That is the man every Woman dreams of and that is the man every Woman deserves. But ladies, always, always remember, just because this man worships the ground you walk on does not mean he deserves to be treated any less than the five star treatment he gives you. As a Woman you are a diamond and he is the gold. What would that ring be without one or the other?

Just Wanted To Say ...
I am new to all this so I just wanted to make sure I say thanks and acknowledge everyone!! Since I am still taking baby steps around the bar!! You all have made me feel real welcome and I just wanted to say thank you!!! All my best....... Christa

Vip
I'm Trying To Obtain VIP Status I Need 10,000 Comments If You Can Help Me Out In Any Way I Would Appreciate It So Please Come And Bomb My Pic Kisses Kar xxx http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=379695&albumid=482051&i=880420216

Damn It
it says create your first blog I thought this was my second and whats more I can afford shit I only got 90 fuckbucks. WTF what jip is there anyone that can tell me(no I wont go to help) I dont like help from owners and I stay away from authority figures tooo that anyone can tell me wtf is a fan or ok imm pissed

Florida Beach House Rental
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Thank You All
just want to say some special thanks to these awesome members who help me so hard to level up yesterday I hope i've forgotten nobody if yes tell it to me, my bar tab doesn't work correctly since a few days thx and hugs to all buttafli kisses@ fubar Denno666666@ fubar blue eye devil enforcer of fire and ice leveling crew@ fubar Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar MrsVain ~~~Member of Fire and Ice!!!~~~~@ fubar Billy*Fire and Ice Punisher*@ fubar Txkitten83~Owner of Fire & Ice~ Asst. Mgr. of Fire & Ice Leveling Family~@ fubar nice_girl_4_now@ fubar ~*~N_B_K~*~BADBOY~4~life~co/founder of Fire and Ice Crew~*~@ fubar ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~ Co-Founder of Total Chaos Leveling Crew@ fubar Fireant

Holiday Contest
Hello everyone, I will be hosting my first contest starting at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 15th and ending at 9:00 P.M. Eastern Time December 26th. This will be a comment contest. There will be 3 winners. First place 600,000 Fubucks, second place 150,000 Fubucks and third place 50,000 Fubucks. You may submit any pic you like as long as it is not NSFW. If you would like to enter simply send me a mail. Anyone may join so please tell your friends. Thanks and Good luck!

Fu Marriages Are Rediculous
sure...fubar is a tolerable way to kill some time but for the love of god people....ITS THE INTERNET! meeting peope on the net is fine...but mature aldults having fu hubbys and wives?...it's really kind of gay dontcha think? perhaps a bit less time in fatansy land and a bit more in reality...may help with that bi polar disorder you are...or should be...medicated for...it's called A LIFE you should try it.

Weather
I was awaken this morning by a huge crash, not knowing what it was at the time I took a few minutes before I checked on the sound. I look out my window and 1/2 of a tree was on my shed then 20 min later another section of the tree came down but this time on my home. Kinda freaky just needed to let it out, Thanks for stopping.

Broken Heart Chant
To Ease a Broken Heart You will need the following ingredients (be sure to charge them all before you begin): strawberry tea (one bag) Small wand or stick from a willow tree sea salt 2 pink candles a mirror one pink drawstring bag one quartz crystal a copper penny a bowl made of china or crystal that is special to you 1 teaspoon dried jasmine 1 teaspoon orris-root powder 1 tsp. strawberry leaves 1 teaspoon yarrow 10 plus drops apple-blossom oil or peach oil 10 plus drops strawberry oil On a Friday morning or evening (the day sacred to Venus) take a bath in sea salt in the light of a pink candle. As you dry off and dress, sip the strawberry tea. Use a dab of strawberry oil as perfume or cologne. Apply makeup or groom yourself to look your best. Cast a circle with the willow wand around a table the the other ingredients. Light the second pink

Sex
1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Pooltable/Shop Dressing Room []Shower []parents room LOL OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []off 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN...... 11.top or bottom []top []bottom 12. where wud i cum [] chest [] pussy [] face [] mouth 13. who will be there [] alone [] 3 sum , 2 girls [] 3 sum , 2 boys 14. how wud u pleasure me [] hand [] mouth [] privates [] toys 15. wat do find kinky bout me and explain........ 16.Will you repost to see what others say? []YES you better .. REAdY SEt GO!!! []NO

The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them

Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled

This Is How I Feel
I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Woke up this morning and saw your face And you didn't look the same as yesterday. I got the feeling that you can't seem to see, Where you want to be. And lately it ain't been the same at all. When you're here its like I'm invisible I still can't seem to see where I went wrong. Cause I'm feeling I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. Lately our house is not a home You come in, take a shower and then say I'm gone. What am I to do When my heart says leave But my feet won't move And today is our anniver

A Difficult Realationship
.We go through this world,like we really do live as The Matrix.We are tied to tubes that feeds us.WE live as society wants us to,and exspect us to,and the greatest fear is that life support is unplugged and we really have to learn how to live on our on.We have to make the decisions,of how we live,breath and die.WE know death is no getting out of it,But,it is the in between we are unable to comprehend.WE have a husband trying to make ends meet,and a wife searching for that feeling of belonging somewheres anywheres.WE have a son that is,trying live up to exspectation of his parents,and a daughter who needs anybody,somebody to hear her cry.We live in an age of time that what we want is the only thing that is important,and to hell with anyone else.WE feed off the emotions of others to fit our desires,and yet dont see if we would give that inch and stop taking that mile,life would be more as it is suppose to be.WE expect our spouses to bring home the bacon,cook it up and feed it to us,Men

Confusion?...
Well, I should be asleep right now but I can't sleep. I was reading earlier.......I know.....what a suprise...lol.....but anyways, and I read something that hit me and stuck with me and I guesss I'm just doing this blog to get my thoughts in order. I have found that writting these sometimes helps. I'm not too sure if I want people to be able to read these but I'm kindda curious about what people will say about this...if anything. And since I am a "kat"....lol.....curiosity kills and only satisfaction will bring me back. So, on that not lemme get back to point. In the boo that I am reading the phrase that hit me was something like this....... "It's better to have loved for ten days, than living your live and not loving at all." Now if you haven't noticed it sounds close to the popular... "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all...." I guess it would all depend on who you talk to about that. I for one am not too sure. Yes I have loved.....and still do...which i

Contest
Well everyone i have joined a Santa hat contest and i would need some loving. SO could you all leave a couple comment for me please ^_^ thanks http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1077626&albumid=725166&i=622745891

Rules For Being Happy
There are lots of so called 'professional' opinions from professional people giving you professional guidance to being happy (with the term being self defining....YOU determine what makes you happy). One of the better ones follow: Remember the 5 simple rules to being happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred...FORGIVE 2. Free your mind from worries... MOST NEVER HAPPEN 3. Live simply...APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE 4. Give more...IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER 5. Expect less...YOU WON'T BE SO DISAPPOINTED . Now, with that being said I'd like to narrow the focus a bit.....give you my very unprofessional input as to my rules to make me happy and for treating people. Like I said, I'm not a professional so I've narrowed my list to three items: 1. be happy (as I mentioned, it's self defining) 2. never intentionally hurt anyone 3. know love (if you have love everything else falls into place) With that in mind and with the coming of the Christmas season I'd like every one of y

What Kind Of Sexual Personality
You have a Seductive Bedroom Personality! You are all about the classic seductive style. You can get almost anyone to hop into bed with you based on your charm alone. You are incredible at reading people and know just how to give everyone you sleep with a unique experience. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com

Best Of Friends
The best of friends, Can change a frown, Into a smile, when you feel down. The best of friends, Will understand, Your little trials, And lend a hand. The best of friends, Will always share, Your secret dreams, Because they care. The best of friends, Worth more than gold, Give all the love, A heart can hold.

Im An October Hottie!
♥ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and you

Lips Of Longing...
Speak with lips of longing. Whisper softly in my ear, so that only I can hear. Let your passion shape your words. Make me believe that you want me as much as I want you. Speak to me and kiss me as you do. Tease my lips the way you do my soul. Breathe in time with the beating of my heart. Come to me, and let me imagine you. Speak with lips of longing. Whisper softly in my ear, so that only I can hear.

Just Something Sweet
Once I had a heart of stone For it had surley lost its home It could not love or wanted too But in my life, then came you. The stones began to fall away As happiness began to fill my day A feeling so sweet and special too Could this be love, I pray is true. My heart now sings a song of love For I know that it was sent from above My heart is warm, there is no cold Hard no more, but with wings of gold. It soars above the sky so high Sometimes I think of why and cry My heart now sings a loving song For the part of me I thought was gone. The gift that you have given me Is so important, can't you see No more sadness or being alone For now my heart returns to home.

Jennifer Official Promoter Of Chill Factor Lounge
Hey all come check out the Chill Factor Lounge. We Would Love to have you. make sure you join before you leave if you like.We rock and talk and just have fun. COME SEE ALL THE FUN! WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU:) Come Chill With Us "ENTER HERE"

Actual Australian Court Docket 12659---case Of The Pregnant Lady
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,

Between Friends... The Road Never Ends
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. This is the sacred RED ROSE.

Baby, Oh Baby
Well, on Friday my oldest son had to bring home from school his brand new, "baby" daughter, which he named, Sabrina. For his sex-ed class, he is required to bring home a fully automated doll that cries and needs to be fed, and changed, etc. So far, things are not going well for Chris. The baby is crying every 10-15 minutes and has wanted to be fed or changed each of these times. LOL...this has greatly upset Chris. I'm glad that he is getting this experience. Although I know that it's nothing like having an actual baby, it does show him that he needs to be constantly responsible for something other than himself. Even if it's only for a good grade right now. Hopefully it helps him to make better decisions for himself when faced with being intimate with someone and using protection. I'll keep everyone posted.....

My Walking Soul,
WALKING too you in the bright misty sky. My toes are wet as I come your way. Tears fall from branches as the rain falls. Stars shine high as the snow starts to cover your warm heart beating soul. Embracing your arms as we feel the heat. The snow starts to melt, sickles drip in our windy kiss. Your feet brush the grass as i carry you though, the light of my SOUL.

A Must Read Story For All Our Troops An Thierloved Ones !!!!!!
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

But You Did Not See Me
I saw you but you didn't see me I was just a biker I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you; roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you did

A Mother's Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music

Okey Dokey
Well, here I sit. I ususally write my blogs on MySpace, but thinking of changing them to Fubar instead. It's Sunday afternoon, raining and cold. This is the 8th weekend in a row that I have stayed home all weekend...not a record, but working on it. Just havent been in the mood to do anything, my neice even tried to get me to be her designated driver last night. I'd rather sit in the warm. Cookin up a storm though...thats my stress relief I guess....I love to cook! I turned my niece into a fubar nut this weekend, Check her out....Baby J....shes in my friends and family...She just had surgery this past week and is off for 2....little shit is moving right up there fast....shes a hoot...AND DANCE....watchin her out, makes me wanna spank her ass..but hell, we all grow up dont we? Well...thought I'd get her some publicity Till next time.......

Update!
Hey all ~ just wanted to drop in and wish all of our friends a Happy Holiday Season. Kelly and I have moved back to New Mexico - temporarily! LOL He's currently in Phoenix, attending truck driving school for a few weeks. He's kickin' ass and takin' names! He should be home sometime around the 19th ~ then a week or two here... then he's off to Denver to start six weeks of Driver/Coach training with a mentor. After that, he'll have his own truck - and we are hitting the road. We will be doing long haul - coast to coast and Canada. I will try really hard to keep everyone posted on here as to where we are and where we are going... that way, if we are in your neck of the woods ~ maybe we can stop and have a beer with ya! To Be Continued.... ~ hugs & Bites ~ ~ S ~ & ~ K ~

Winter Weather
We are under a winter storm watch and ice storm watch at least until tomorrow morning. How wonderful is that?! Right now the temp is 33 degrees and supposed to drop down to 26 tonight. It's been raining ALL day and supposed to rain through the night, turning into freezing rain. With the temp. dropping, it'll turn into ice. I was lucky enough to have missed the last ice storm that Springfield got last winter. I was still in NC, but I called here every week. People were without power over a week long. And now the people of Springfield are continously talking about the weather we're having now and comparing it to last winter. I am NOT a happy camper so far and don't expect to be the rest of the winter. The south is beginning to look better and better every day. And to think, I left the south to move to the midwest because my family is here. SheeZ! Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Ah well ... life goes on. I have power, ( so far ), I have the computer to spend time on Fubar, I hav

More Thoughts
All day my mind is consumed with the thoughts of you What are you doing? Are you thinking of me? I would love to kiss you and feel your arms around me To hear your sexy and smooth voice How did you do this to me? How did I allow you in my mind? In my heart? Am I selfish? Is this fair? Fair that I want you? Fair that you want me? What the hell did you do to me? Making me feel things I haven't felt in such a long time What am I going to do with you? Should I give in with no care? No care of what might happen to what we have? What we share? All day my mind is consumed with thoughts of you Why is this happening to me? You opened something inside of me that I wasn't suppose to share Now you have a piece of that Why aren't I taking it back? Why haven't I said goodbye? Damn. What the hell did you do to me To have me so rapped up into you? I even have thoughts of missing you All day my mind is consumed with the thought of you.

Star Spangle Banner
The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics By Francis Scott Key 1814 Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swor

Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: http://full.pca1.fubar.com/52/36/756325/1981446654.gif (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their

Just Some Random "real Man" For Me! Lmmfao
from: Zack Attack date: 2007-12-09 12:51:09 subject: you and me read receipt: No replied: No block user girl, me and you have sooooo much potential. I am going to look at it from a real man's point of view here..... not every stallion can handle a sweet thoroughbred like yourself, but we can make it happen... PROFILE COMMENT: girl, you got way too much shit all over your page. it makes you seems neurotic. what the fuck is wrong with your head? ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO show him some LUV everyone!!! hehehehehehe

Black Sunshine
Today I have a few moments to think about how things have gone for me the past year. I am preparing things for x-mas in my tiny basement area and this space is slowly becoming livable, something I really didn't have or feel for pretty much close to 3 years! Granted there are still things yet to unpack... but the last year has been one of many transitions. In November of last year I said goodbye to everything I have known my whole life, other than the butt-load of crap I carry with me from place to place. I got a rude welcome by the Colorado weather and as usual got screwed around by stupid people in stupid apartment leasing offices. However, I was not about to let any of that stop me or get me down. The best thing is I got a job right off the bat and it has done well for me all year. Now the winter is much calmer, I don't have to lease an apartment, and my friends and family are just great. When I first came here I wrote a blog about how I didn't miss Texas and how I was not true

Respect
Respect, what is respect? The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); An attitude of admiration, An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; A feeling of friendship and esteem; Courteous regard for people's feelings. I realize that people have many reasons for what they do. Sometimes unintentional sometimes intentional. Many would say they are having fun on here. Many would say they were having fun until someone was disrespectful or having fun at their expense. It is very cool for people to talk about anything they like, that is one of our rights in this country. It isn't cool to be disrespectful to others. The sad thing is the disrespectful person is being disrespectful of them self as well. I often wonder why is it that so many males are disrespectful to women? Do they talk dirty to their Grandmothers, Mothers, Sisters, Aunts, Wife, Daughters or Granddaughters? Then why would they talk dirty to women they do not know

Naughtybuttnice
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Ashlee My Favorite Links http://www.naughtybuttnice.com

Winter Sucks
Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......

The Move
Yay finally the whole family made it here to kentucky. Talk about a long trip 2 vehicles 2 dogs 3 kids and 2 adults with 2000 miles behind us yesh! Now all that remains is to call abf the moving company and schedule our drop for the trailer we loaded and unpack that then head back out on the boat after I help becky get this shit unpacked. The kids seem excited and its funny watching the dogs chase the squirrels in the back yard which they never saw before. anyhow just ranting again YAY!

Need Comments Plez
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! plez just click on my pic thank you ugly_guy32 (

Help Needed!
i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,

My Wedding
Our WeddingYou are invited toKing Riddles&Jade'sFubar WeddingFriday, the 14th of December6:60pm est@ theLionsden LoungeCeremony to be preformed by:Fubar Pastor Bubba(ceremony time may change and if so you will be notified)ღJÃÐ£ღ۞KìÑÇ§ Wì‡£¥²B£۞§†ìL£††õ ÇìЯLღ@ fubar

Cbs 60 Mins
(AP) Prescription For Addiction Prometa is touted as a new treatment for addictions, especially to meth, but some doctors say its claims are unverified, even though addicts and other doctors say it works. Scott Pelley reports. | Share Pelley's Reporter's Notebook (2:56) Prescription For Addiction (13:36)» More Videos Related News Tools 60 Minutes Email Alert Sign up for our 60 Minutes email alert. (CBS) Here’s the loophole: once a drug is cleared by the FDA for one purpose, a doctor can prescribe it for anything. Peizer claims he doesn’t need FDA approval because -- and this is what he says -- he’s not marketing the drugs, he’s selling information. "We’re providing information of certain medical treatment that they -- a physician, in their discretion, will use in the practice of medicine to treat their patient. We are not a pharmaceutical company," Peizer explains. "Come on. You're going to these doctors and you're saying here

Love
IDK but for some reason I feel so lost in my own head...I love my new home and Texas is great but there is just something a miss...I feel empty some how and everytime i think i fill that void it somehow never seems right...I want more from this life and dont know how to find it...No one is what they seem to be anymore and no one has any trust nor can they be trusted...it is a sick feeling...I want to not be so hard and cold on the inside but I cant let it down...How do i let it down!? Scars not visible to the naked eye but forever a reminder of what has been...how do you erase those?! Deep seeded hurt and sadness from days gone by alone or with some one but alone all the same....I dont know where to go from here...start my new job Monday...should be excited...no emotion...so drained...cant sleep cause my mind never stops and I am trapped there...Where is my happy place?!

Guy Things
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us wit

To All You Fat Girl Hater's
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ALL YOU FAT GIRL HATER GO FUCK YOURSELF DON'T COME ON MY PAGE AND HATE CAUSE IF YOU DO YOU WILL WISH YOU FUCKING DID'NT!!!! THAT IS NOT A THREAT THAT IS A MOTHER FUCKING PROMISS YOU GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE US BBW'S DON;T EVEN LOOK AT MY PAGE! SO IF YOU DON;T LIKE BBW'S DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO LOOK AT MY PAGE BITCHES STAY THE FUCK BACK OR YOU WILL CATCH AN ASS BEATING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Guess Im The Only One Posting For The Lounge
ALL MIGHT THINK THIS IS BEING BITCHY WELL , IT IS IM THE ONLY ONE POSTING FOR THE LOUNGE I CAN CARELESS ABOUT WHO IS NAUGHTY , OR KISS ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MEMBER HELP THING , I SEE IT IS NOT , SO, YES IM PISSED AND BEEN THE ONLY ONE EDITING AND POSTING , SINCE SOME RATHER POST THE SHIT THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT , I CREATED THE LOUNGE FOR OUR TROOPS , AND I WILL POST THE BULLITENS MYSELF SINCE NO ONES READS STATUS TY. AND IM IM BEING A BITCH AND AND THE REAL BREW IS BACK HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW . ALL OF YOUS HAVE A GREAT NIGHT CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW OWNER OF DEATH BBG SPECIAL FORCES

Life
life, take it as u will , but sooner or later things arent gonna go as planned , life is about taking risks and taking chances but alot of people hold back on taking any risks or chances, everyday someone in life is gonna step up and take a chance or risk and they can have either have 2 options they can fail or succeed but the ones who succeed have more options in life than the ones who fail the people who fail will most likely take every option that they pssibly can to make life better. some people take life for granted and think thing should just come to them instead of following and chasing the things in life that are necessary, for example .a homeless person doesnt have the oppertunity to have a butler or maid to cook them breakfast or food that they want instead they are the ones who have work to hard in life to get the necessary things to get through in life some of them dont want to work for the things they need they think it should just come to them and think other people shoul

Chef”s Recipes
Chef’s Chocolaty Peanut butter Rice Krispies Treats 1 large bag of marshmallows 1 bag of rice krispies cereal 1 bag chocolate chips 1 1/2 cups of peanut butter Tsp vanilla 1 can chocolate icing 1 Tbs butter 1. Line a large cookie sheet with wax paper or apply small amount of butter 2. In a large metal pot add butter and vanilla melt over med heat 3. Add marshmallows’ stirring constantly using a wooden spoon is best. Lower heat as marshmallows melt. Be sure to mix all the way to the bottom. Don’t allow burning. 4. Remove from heat 5. Immediately add Rice krispies(it may not take the whole thing add half mix add more until desired thickness), peanut butter and ¾ bag of chocolate chips 6. Mix thoroughly using hands (it’s the best way) 7. Dump into pan and spread evenly pressing down hard 8. Place in freezer for 20 min remove 7. Top with icing and remaining chocolate chips place in fridge for 20 min 9. ENJOY If that is to much chocolate use cream cheese ici