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Warning
THIS IS A GUY WHO LEFT ME A SHOUT THAT WAS NOT COOL YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK HIM . ->the radiom...: excuse me ÐÄÑGÈ®™~Çl...: hey there the radiom...: pussy the radioman@ fubar THANKS FOR READING

Odes
Time is of the essence within my realm. Time is a wasted energy being alone. But alas even time stands still for a moment. Offering tribute perhaps? Who knows? In the vampire realm Time is of the essence Time is everything Time is wasted on eternity being alone. Senseless really. So what if time stood still Can mortality handle it? Can immortality handle it? Only Time knows the answer. Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock Time...To Countdown on our lives. Time...To Spend every waking moment we may have left Time...Tick Tock Tick Tock

Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Westjet gate attendant in Kelowna some 12 months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded flight was cancelled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have yo

Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos:" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me

Big Sale
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

Just Give Me A Shout.
give me a shout to visit your page and i will visit it as soon as i get the chance. i have many friends, and a verry lousy memmory. please donot think that i am doing it purposely. i will make it my first priority to visit your page for all those who contact me and tell me to.

Blogs
perry it has been one whole mouth since you died and i miss you so much buddy i miss seeing you and talking to you your my best friend and always will be i know i will see you when i die but it will seem like for ever till then i love you man and i can't even say in words what it is like with out you here rest in peace perry i love you and all ways will your in my heart till the end of my days

Naughty Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Blonde On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real

Older Men
Why do older guys get afraid of talking to younger girls? Do they think we r all on nighline or something and trying to get them, arrested?WTF. I hate these young guys and they r all just playboys anyway.Wanting to fuck to to put notches on their belt or brag about it.Are there any decent looking older guys out there? I Mean Geesh!! Im here waiting.

Simply Me
Well today has been a downer. Its all over-cast skys and rainy... so I've been stuck up here in the apartment. I've been bored all day, watching T.V. and surfing the great fubar. I really need to get a job around here, but it seems anywhere i put in an applacation there is a waiting list from hell or something. I miss Ohio like crazy and can't wait to get back home, only 8 more months! Christmas is almost here and money issues are coming up and it is just depressing. If I had a job it would be easer. A shitty Christmas is seriously the worse. But I have my friends here so it won't be as bad but issue after issue... damn money. I guess I just needed this off my chest. I just want to get a job and start bringing in some more money, but sadly that out look, looks pretty grim. So if anyone has any advice I would love to hear it. Okay see you all later. Army Angel

Science Answers From Kids
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood

Crzyboypc26
How can we win? The first thing we need to do is start using a little different language when it comes to our fight with the current governmental status of "drugs." The use of the word "drugs" is pretty loaded. Let's face it, the public has been effectively (although patchy and somewhat faltering) brainwashed that drugs are "evil, wicked, mean and nasty." We need to use different terms. Like when I am discussing the entheogens that we use for spiritual reasons I call them "sacraments." In a population where 90% believe in a Deity and 80% that considers themselves to be religious and 70% that pray at least occasionally, who would be opposed to someone taking the sacraments? Tell the Catholics they can't have their wine and wafers and see what war that would begin. This is a little harder to do with things like cocaine, speeds, heroin, and the other various chemicals that definitely not only have stigmas surrounding them but definite medical and social problems surrounding them

Not All Adoption Stories Are Good Ones...
Not all adoptions stories are happy ones. I am soon to be 30 years old and I was adopted. My foster care life was not a pleasant one. My half sister, half brother and I were taken away from our mother early. I was 14 monthes old in the final foster home, that we arrived in. My brother was autistic and was adopted quickly by a family who adopted only mentally retarded children. He was lucky. He lived on a farm and is the only one of us to gradute high school. I am proud of him. My sister and I were kept together. That is good except that most people don't want two kids. We were a packaged deal. My sister was two or three when we landed in the final foster home. It was run by a woman named Edith Voight. Now there was an evil person! But I'll get to that. All wasn't horrible in the home. I did have a few good memories there...very few though. It was in Norfolk, Virginia. I had no idea what was going on. I thought it hard to deal with family members whom always l

R.i.p
CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," Knievel was best known for a failed 1974 attempt to jump Snake River Canyon on a rocket-powered cycle and a spectacular crash at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1980. Though Knievel dropped off the pop culture radar in

Stinkeyeradio Supports Independent Musicians
Stinkeye Radio Supports Independent Musicians..... Do you have talent in music? Are you wanting to get your music heard, yet you're not signed nor labeled? If you are intrested in having your music played on Stinkeyeradio.com please feel free to contact us and we will give you details on how to do so. Please contact advertisement@stinkeyeradio.com

Bad Day
I had a really shitty day. Work was slow then got out of my car to come in the house and noticed that someone backed or pulled into my new car pushing in the license plate and making a tear (small) in the bumper on the right hand corner. I have no idea when or who did it. So now not only do I have to get it licensed but i have to get it fixed. Took it one place and it's going to cost 975 to get it fixed and its a tiny spot! This so sux ass. I understand why they did take off I wouldnt wanna have to pay to get it fixed either but Shit! Its Christmas Doesnt anyone have a soul anymore? Sorry If Im bitching like I said bad day lol. Just thought Id blog about it thought it might help to know whats going on with me. Bastards!!!! lol

Just Thoughts!!!
Me and my best friend were out the other day when he called his daughter's school and asked when her Christmas play was, the lady that answered the phone told him that there wasn't a Christmas play but there would be a holiday program. Hmmmmm, Holiday program? Well I wasn't born here in the states cuz I was in a military family but we still celebrated Christmas. I am down with all the other things that go on during the season but Christmas has always been a tradition not holidays. Even a few years ago big corporations changed their slogans from Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays which was still quite upsetting due to the traditions and values that even I myself grew up to. Does anyone else fell the same? I mean we all have our family traditions but now to say that calling it Christmas is politically correct not to upset others, isn't that taking away the choice that we have to celebrate? Sorry if this upsets anyone but I'm not knocking on the other things that others have to celebrate c

Ufw Night Of Champions
Sat Dec 1st at 1052 us hwy 92 west starting at 8pm pro wrestling with new face's and old ticket's 10 at the door and 8 in advance. A night were all the title will be on the line in one why or anther. For more info write me to let me know.

Contests
FUBAR's Most Creative Elf or Santa Contest........ Who wants in on this???? This contest will start at 5 PM EST on DEC 22, 2007 and will last through 5 PM EST on DEC 30, 2007 Prizes are........ First Place is a 7 day blast! Second Place is a 3 day blast! Third Place is a 1 day blast! Remaining entrants will get their choice of a big pimping gift of my choice! Rules are....... 1. "Must" fan, rate, and add the host to comment bomb. 2. No Drama!!!! 3. No downrating other contestants! 4. All submitted pics will be safe for work only!! 5. No duel accounts. If caught you will be disqualified!!! 6. All rates count as 5 points toward ending score of comments! To enter this awesome Christmas contest contact me by private mail with your entry pic

My Blog?
hey all, so i've been a member for a few minutes and already have 5 comments... that's different! ;p okay jess, so i have an account. happy? anyone else i don't know can email me amyjean411@gmail.com peace out!

Marriage
How do you know when your marriage is over? How long do u give it to try and work it out? or do you try and work it out? I mean really over? to the point where you want a divorce? Any advice? anything please...i'm so lost and confused i duno what to do.... :'(

Big Xii
Twas the Night Before the Big XII ‘Twas the night before the Big XII and all through the land, not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band. Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care, in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there. Temple was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of the BCS danced in his head. And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride, and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride. When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter, Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. He realized the Option was gone in a flash, and Maclin’s dreams of running had just been dashed. The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show, A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow. When what to their wondering eyes should they find, but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind. With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops, they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops. More rapi

Evil
Iconic daredevil Evel Knievel dies at 69 By MITCH STACY, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 25 minutes ago CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over crazy obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69. ADVERTISEMENT Knievel's death was confirmed by his granddaughter, Krysten Knievel. He had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his lungs. Knievel had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his bone-shattering spills. Longtime friend and promoter Billy Rundel said Knievel had trouble breathing at his Clearwater condominium and died before an ambulance could get him to a hospital. "It's been coming for years, but you just don't expect it. Supe

How Much You Kno Me?....
My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugged me: Do you miss me...do you think i miss you: What is my favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me: If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: What's your favorite memory of me: Who do I like right now:

Holiday Happy Hour Contest
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: DECEMBER 7 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: DECEMBER 17 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST or 1 MO VIP And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. Pic must be of you and keep within the holiday theme. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is enco

Why
Why does god let you get preg. then take it away why didn't my baby grow they say things happen for a reason. What reason did god take my unborn child? Why let my hopes get up and then brake my heart like never b4. will someone please tell me the reason for this

Marines Care Packages
MARINES AND TAMPONS (A GREAT STORY) Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. > My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. > He said when my husband and I sent the last care package, Marine X came over to his co

Salute For Salute
hello all fu-friends and family, i think its so neat how you'all do salutes for one n other, if anyone would be so kind to make 1 for bear i will return the salute , thanks again and have a great weekend. big bearhugs.

Question?
Does the Decadent Deviance or the Dark realm groups still exist. haven't heard much from either group in quite a while. If they no longer exist i'm going to start looking for another group to run with and if there are any takers, let me know.

Mistletoe Contest
THIS IS WHERE YOU START > > > > Are you kissable? > Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! > > A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! > > Here is how to play... > > In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. > > The Rules: > 1. NO DRAMA. > 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. > 3. You may purchase as many as you want. > 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game.

If I Knew!!!
If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be ! the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would ! give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?" But ju

Mistletoe
Mistle toe game The 1st person to message you saying "id kiss you under the misletoe."... will be your sweatheart... you'd be suprised just who wants to be yours! you have 2 do this even if you are taken!

Naughty Horoscopes!
Naughty Horoscopes LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you F**K up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/ Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink

Happy Bar
Well tonight I went out with two new friends from here to Happy Bar. It was such a blast! Got to sing alot! John and Deana are a fun couple. I grew up in rancho Cordova and never knew the place was there. Out in the middle of the boondocks! lol Check out the pics.

Sexual Horoscopes!
Sexual Horoscopes .:VIRGO:. The Virgin > > Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them > right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. > Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. > Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first > sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. > The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of abd > luck if you do not repost. > > .:SCORPIO:. The sex addict > > Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. > Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT > kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. > Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long > relationships. Talkative. The sexiest > ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you > do not repost. > > > .:LIBRA:. The lover > > Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They > meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and > sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person > you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Di

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity! At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Insist that your email address is: Xena_Warrior_Princess@companyname.com or Elvis_the_King@companyname.com Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN." Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.' Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophet Jimmy." Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. Don't use

Rip - Tito
RIP Tito Add Glitter to your Photos Just thought Id let you all know our puppy Tito got ran over on Friday afternoon. He passed away after about 5min. We had a little burial and funeral for him after. He was in the backyard swimming in the pool with Devon and when they were coming in the backdoor Tito, dripping wet, slipped through his hands and around the garage to the busy street. The person who hit him didnt even stop. A semi driver was kind enough to stop and help us get him out of traffic. The cop who came to the scene was the one who found Tito the 1 time before that he got loose. The cop even had tears in his eye because he knew what a good dog Tito was and had said before he wishes all people would raise their pitbulls loved and friendly like ours. Tito was spoiled with love and attention. It's not fair that people that treat these dogs wrong, abusing them and keep them locked up in hot garages get to keep theirs alive and our perfect beautiful dog had to g

Working For The Air Force
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge". The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price. A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole Sarge?" he asked. "Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."

Holiday Greetings
Thanksgiving we had dinner at my grandfather's house as usual.. Mom, Dad, Me, Grandpa, and a friend my dad bowls with.. Would have been nicer if my brother and his family showed up but their loss.. For Christmas we will probably have dinner with my grandpa on Christmas Eve as usual and then have our small family christmas thingy on christmas morning..hehe tear open the gifts that aren't there and drink the egg nog that taste yucky.. watch the movies that you have seen every year since you were in diapers.. and then clean up everything like it never happened.. New Years... Hmmm I don't know .. I met a guy maybe I will be with him out somewhere but I doubt it.. don't doubt I might be with him but I don't normally go out on the most hectic day of the year..lol Probably be home on my computer as usual.. counting down with my buddies..hehe Who Knows Maybe I Will Get a Real New Year's Kiss.. hehe I KNOW ONE THING IS FOR SURE... NO MORE SO CALLED FRIENDS WILL FUCK ME OVER IN ANYWAY SHA

Politics
You know, I was reading some articles about how Black people and so-called Black leaders are not supporting Obama. I don't really support him, but Blacks in general are overwhelmingly Democrats. I have the sneaking suspicion that the problem is this; if a Black president were to be elected, it would show how far this country has actually come, and that this would negate the victim status that Black people often use to excuse the myriad problems that plague us, as well as put leaders who constantly foster the victim mentality out of a job. Discuss.

Dragonfeathers Rumblings
Something I wrote a couple of years ago, I hope you enjoy it. A Dragons Love Story : As our world formed and then began to cool many species were born in the primal soup that covered most of it's surface. One of these early creatures was the Dragon. Although fierce and brutal, they were born with intelligence and a reasoning mind. This, along with their long lifespan, eventually made them the masters of their world. They were beautiful creatures covered in iridescence scales that shone in every color of the rainbow and larger then any creature that roamed this world. Over the centuries Dragon kind prospered and thrived. As our world slowly cooled other races emerged that were better suited to the milder temperatures, ( although by todays standards still quite hot ) and would rise up to take their place in the hierarchy. Dragons, although having long lifespans, eventually would pass on. Their soul however would not. This would be reborn into the next genera

Christmas Time
I saw this on some of my friend's page and thought it was kool. Besides the generic gifts you can do a search for about anything you can think of so have some fun with it & I Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas.

The Start
Well, umm, ok the first time. Well not what you might have been expecting. This is my first blog. Its early morning and rest of house is asleep. Feeling ok so far, have big night ahead. Big company party to go to, black tie. Time to put on my kiss ass face and make nice. But its for a good cause, all money goes to local homeless shelter. And maybe I can get a promotion out of it. Well thats all for now, maybe more later.

Life
When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 >>hours in >> a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of >>coffee. A >>professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front >>of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and >>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then >>asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The >>professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. >>He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas >>between the golf balls . He then asked the students again if the jar >>was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a >>box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up >>everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students >>responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then >>produced two cups of coffee from under the table and pour

Poems
rainy days cold night these days i need you let me hold you tight in my arms let me hold you close keep you warm tell you your my good luck charm look me in my eyes tell me im the one for you tell me im your every wish come true let me lay you down very gently then make love to you essentially let me caress your body from head to toe not missing a spot lets play around like connect the dots lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a roller coaster ride let me take you body on a never ending ride it always seems to just begin i love you girl hope we never end its nights like these i need you the most drink some wine propose a toast kiss your lips drop our clothes an at the end its like it just begin my kind of music my favorite song i want to be with you all day and all night long a spring breeze a summer sun now that I know you you are my one a winter sparkle an autumn tree added all up it equals you and me my best friend my only lover from here on out I'll keep

Teacher Comments
These comments made by NYC teachers on their students' report cards. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a village of an idiot. 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't here. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is gone.

Let It Snow
Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. This is God's Country. I love it here! Oct. 14 - Michigan is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise! I love it here! Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here! Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won) an

Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see

Traggic
TO THOSE THAT KNOW ME AND TO THOSE THAT CARE I WILL BE GONE FOR ABOUT A WEEK.I HAVE TO GO TO FLORIDA TO PUT MY BROTHER TO REST AFTER A FATAL CAR ACCIDENT THAT TOOK HIS LIFE AFTER BEING EJECTED FROM HIS SUV.THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT ILL MISS YA JUST LEAVE ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU NEED ME AND ILL GET BACK WITH YOU AS SOON AS I CAN ONCE AGAIN THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT GREEKGODDESS

Greetings&hallucinations
Greetings&Hallucinations from my corner of the Dual Continuum! Oh what was that? What the heck is the Dual Continuum? you ask? Well I'm glad you asked me that because we all live in it together and yet we singularly live in it apart and yet because we are actually in it at the same time we are still yet together but still all individually separate! You see The Dual Continuum. A wondrous Universe where all is the same and yet different were everyone is an individual or two or as many as they need to be and yet still one yet made up from many! I love it here as it the one place where all of me can interact with so many so much of the time and yet still be in that place of the still small voice while being with everyone all together singularly. I can imagine it all and yet imagine just it and still yet all of the many as one yet so few of the many as one and yet all! It is a conceptual thing and Ive been in it's awareness for a very long time! It's all about the theory and practi

Chills
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk en man in an Oldsmobile they said had run the light. That caused the six-car pileup on 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about and blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, for death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, was heard above the noise, Her plaintive plea near split the air, "O h, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her p inned hands, she struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast in grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused on where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was bro ken glass and two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen, she did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die! Then firemen came and cut her loose, but when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, but the seat belts were intact. T

My Daddy...
ok people, I am a total Daddy's girl, I am the first to admit it, i got away with MURDER growing up, they adopted me when i was 15, took me in as a foster when i was 13, fought the system to be ALLOWED to adopt me, because they were gonna send me to a group home in Phoenix, because they didnt usually allow fosters to be adopted in the same town.... well today my dad was taken in to the hospital at 3AM they think he either HAd a stroke or was on the verge of having one, his blood sugar is still over 1000... and he is incoherent, but improving as they try to get it under control, he is still unable to talk, but is able to nod, and write to communicate now... they are moving him to the ICU... as he is still considered critical... i am asking you for thoughts, prayers, wishes... whatever faith or beliefs you may have... please send them his way... i just can NOT lose my Daddy.... thank you all in advance, i am a basket case, but i firmly believe in the power of faith and love... and you gu

Im Moving
Im moving to another apartment tomorrow just across the red river into Shreveport so I wont be online sunday and maybe not monday. my new phone & DSL is scheduled to be turned on on Monday so hopefully it will be. Everyone have a great weekend. Love , Lisa

He Is An...idiot.....
THERE IS A GUY WHO SHOUTED AT ME.......AND BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TALK TO HIM ON THE IM HAS DECIDED TO GO AFTER MY FRIENDS AND DOWNRATE THEM.......IF YOU SEE HIM.....DA WHITE SOX........PLEASE BLOCK HIM BEFORE HE DOWNRATES YOU......I'M SORRY IF HE ATTACKS YOU.....I'M DOING WHAT I CAN TO PREVENT THIS...WHICH UNFORTUNATELY IS NOT MUCH...THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP HIM MYSELF.....I AM SORRY THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO TAKE THE FUN OUT OF THIS SITE.....HE IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.......:(......HOPE HE DOESN'T ATTACK ANYONE ELSE.....MY APOLOGIES......WENDY.....

Earn Money For Talking About Subjects You Pick
Hi, I found a site that pays you per post about anyting you want to post about. It is completely free to join and is very fun to use, I am there everyday, If you are interested copy and past this link to your browser http://www.mylot.com/?ref=francisco81 check it out, it is really fun and pays you too:)

Storm's Brewing
o every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Craig's Opinion
I'm just wondering about this rating photos. sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone but it is my opinion. At least I am giving my honest opinion not telling someone thier a 10 when they are a 5. I would like an honest opinion, not people rating me a 1 because I rated them a 3. come on people. why you going to block someone just because they told you the truth

Sat Dec 1 Hung Ova From The Toga Party
bored outta my mind 3 hour sleep then i had to clean up the condo from the toga party at my condo last nite and then had to walk the dog i love but hate my dog lol nobody is on line to chat and if anybody knows how to geta mic to work on yahoo let me know i finally got my web cam woirking but the mic works but for some reasson it says on yahoo the voice seriver sumthing sumthing wont connect into a chat room go figure im too tired so plz if any body can help me

The Law Is The Law!!!!
So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen.I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving &Easter. After all, it's just another day.I'd like the US

Thanks To Those Who Helped Level Me
I want to say thanks to those who helped me level this afternoon. I really appreciate it. My fubar started messing up, and then the maint thing came up so I could not do anything on fubar. Then when I get back on I see that the bar tab is cleared so I have no idea who helped level me except a few that I have already thanked. If you helped level me please leave a comment that you did so I can return the love, and thank you. PS: I know who most are once I see the names.... Kenneth

Stand
as she stands in the door way of the vacant building a man turns the corner... broad muscular shoulders... pants riding so low on his pelvic curiousity begins to build inside her... her body quivers as you fantisizes of the immoral things she wants to do to his sculpted body... she winks... releasing a sex appeal that is obvious to even the most naive of lovers... with out a word between them they walk slowly into one anothers grip... their eyes never seize to suggest seduction... as he pins her to the wall and slowly runs his masculant hands up her skirt her thoughts are now a reality... his incredible penis penetrates her... her thoughts are only there with him in that moments... as she comes to orgasm she wishes she would have spent more time on him... but time has gone and she struts her satisfied ass out the door... lol stand!!!

Relationships
I figure this will be the easiest way to try to explain since my shoutbox is out of control and the online status doesn't give much room. All I did was update my relationship status on my profile since it didn't used to show up. I received a lot of shouts from people thinking I just ended a relationship. I ended a 10 yr. relationship in March so I've been single for awhile now. Not for lack of options but by choice. After 10yrs. of being in one its nice to do my own thing. Until someone comes along and sweeps me off my feet (which I am in no hurry for) I will remain single ;-)

This Is For A Friend
I'm running a contest for cuttest couple. for those who do not have pictures together send them to me and i can dothem together in photoshop. it will go by ratings and comment. I will have the top 3 couple. I will not enter myself in this. the #1 winner will get a vip. #2 ticker # 3 every fubar drink there is yes even rootbeer lol . taking pics from tonight to the 6th contest will start when i have the first 50 people or on the 6th. Will run till the 12th. Info needed: Name military-non military age location How to win- have your friends rate/comment your picture they may also rate/comment others. nothing negative on any one's pictures. nothing sexual either. i will add the number of comments to the number of rates. only 1 comment aloud from each person. This is just for fun no hard feeling to the ones who don't top the first 3. The others will get a gift from the gift box or a free tag It will be up to you. You can send your info to me in a message on here or to my personal ema

Hurt
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Drunk Driving
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way ©Crazydave 2003

Using Someone Else's Picture
i hate when you check someone page on here,and they use someone else's picture to hide behind because they are ashamed of theirself,they need to stop doing that,and misleadin people like that,if they want to hide behind someone else's picture,they shouldn't be on here at all,they need to get the hell off the computer,and get the hell off fubar,and go somewhere else,they act like predators if you ask me,or too ashamed of theirselves.

Why I Want To Be Santa Claus
everyone loves him he only works one night a year he is fat, but still eats all the milk and cookies he wants he has an original fashion sense and no one makes fun of it his job is to make others happy He has been around hundreds of years His beard is even cooler than mine in order to deliver all those gifts, his sled has got to me the hottest ride on the planet He is a stalker, and yet folks dont get upset at him, folks sing about it (you beter watch out.....he sees you when youre sleeping, he knows when youre awake- sounds like a stalker to me) He loves to do his "ho ho ho"s

This Is By Far The Hottest Song I Have Ever Heard
i jus heard this tune for the first time today.IT IS THE HOTTEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!!PRETTY KOOL TUNE..CHECK IT OUT.IT ROCKS!!! jose nunez-bilingual (you fucking me makes me )bilingual

Me Mouthing Off
First you will have to read these lyrics from Frank Sintra's "MyWay" to understand where this is going And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my way. Yes, there were times, Im sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And did it my way. Ive loved, Ive laughed and cried. Ive had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing. To think I did all that; And may I say - not in a shy

Nsfw
People who abuse the NSFW. Come on folk's.... If you have to NSFW someone's PG pic.. you really shouldnt be here. This site may be alittle to much for you to handle. Better yet go back to your MYspace and bug Tom... Remember if you abuse the NSFW POLICY.. YOU CAN LOSE YOUR ACCOUNT. To all my friends thanks for the rating's

Ladies – Can U Squirt? Now U Can!
Ladies – Can U squirt? Now U can! This is my best advice... Consider this article and at least try it once or maybe after reading this, you might decide you DON'T want to try it at all. THIS IS JUST EXPERIENCE and I am CERTAINLY NOT SPEAKING FOR ALL MY FELLOW SQUIRTERS, Just this one :-) Practice Kegaling ALL THE TIME... The kegal muscle can be found easily... while peeing, forcibly stop the flow using the muscle down there that you contract when you are trying not to piss yourself. That kegal muscle is the 'catapulter' for the female orgasm. If that muscle is strong, you can ejaculate your juices OUTWARDLY with the release of the orgasmic contraction... PLUS your partner will literally be able to feel your new ability to GRASP onto and "pull" his penis or his/her fingers into you. I also have wet-dreams and I wake up literally contracting and releasing this muscle very tightly~ HOLDING IT INTO THE CONTRACTION for as long as I can stand it a

The Male G-spot
The Male G-Spot Class is in session... It seems that men are always trying to figure out what pleases women, what gets them off -- but they never seem concerned about their own erogenous zones. Well, today is your day in the sun, gentlemen. We've all heard about that infamous G-spot located on, or rather "in", a woman's body. Do men have G-spots? Well, technically they don't, but there is a spot on their bodies that makes them crazy. don't be anal retentive ----------------------- This magical male part is the prostate. Now before you guys get all ballistic on me, I suggest that you don't dog it until you've tried it. After all, enjoying anal stimulation is not an indication of sexual orientation. In other words, if you tell your girlfriend to touch you "back there", she won't assume that you're secretly sleeping with her brother Chris"tine". Simply put, you have managed to discover the male G-spot , or prostate gland, and letting her

Bi Female Levels?
Bi female levels??? MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes Alright, subject is bi WOMEN, NOT BI MEN! Bisexuals are people who are attracted to more than one sex. Everything else you've heard is just myths and stereotypes. It isn't necessary to be equally attracted to men and women, to be involved in multiple relationships, or to be obsessed with sex. You can be celibate and still be bisexual. It's all a matter of who you find attractive. To me there are different levels or being bi. I myself am a here and there type of bi (type/level name made up by me), meaning I am with females when I find one Im interested enough in being sexual with and I do not flirt with every single female. I enjoy being with another female with my man also involved, as I like to see him sexual with females too! If you are a bi lady, what type/level of bi would you consider yourself? Im NOT asking you to label yourself, I just want to learn more about other bi women!

Pitbull Temberment Testing – Suprizing Results!
Pitbull Temberment Testing – Suprizing results! Another tasty tidbit for Pit Bull haters and BSL Supporters? In 2002, the American Tempermet Testing Society statistics listed that American Pit Bull Terriers, American Staffordshire Terriers, and Rottweilers were all in the 82 percentile, meaning over 80% of the dogs passed the temperment test. That is very high, especially when compared to breeds which are common family dogs, such as Golden Retrievers and Bichon Frise, which tested at 77%, Chihuahuas at 71%, and Lhasa Apsos at 71% The test results can be viewed here in alphabetical order by breed. See how your breed fared. http://www.atts.org/statistics.html... Educate yourselves before supporting Breed Specific Legislation.

Breed Specific Legislation – Vote No!
Breed Specific Legislation – VOTE NO! Dog Attacks: How do we make them a thing of the past? Breed Specific Legislation is not the Answer. In recent years, there has been a movement to ban or restrict specific breeds of dog, to combat this issue. Considering the "Nothing I do is my fault / Promoting high self-esteem at all costs" culture shift that's trying to take hold, this probably should be no surprise...however, I'd like to offer some food for thought regarding Breed-Specific Legislation (BSL), which I see as a wholehearted attempt at SOLVING THE WRONG PROBLEM. -Any canine that is ideally raised, responsibly owned, and properly contained is a safe canine...regardless of breed. (Unusual medical issues, and possibly the extremely rare "bad seed", excepted. However, ill or physiologically aberrant animals are easily identifiable, and should most likely be euthanized long before a mauling occurs.) -Any time there is a bite or attack, knowledgeable dog handlers will be ab

Sign For No Bsl On Pibulls And Rotts!
Sign for NO BSL on Pibulls and Rotts! Hey all! Please take a second to view the link and sign the petition. I did, and below is what I wrote with my signature. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/opposemnbreedban/?e We currently do not have any dogs, but we are prior owners of a male pitbull named Tito. He passed away due to someone speeding down our street that ran him over. He was a very well mannored dog, and even the cop that came to the crash scene had tears in his eyes because he knew how well we took care of out pitbull and said himself we make pitbulls have a better name since we were raising him right. He was the biggest "friendly bob" dog in our neighborhood, great with kids and adults. NEVER once bit anyone, NEVER once attacked anyone. It is not the breeds fault, it is the owners faults on how the dogs act. We need to look into training the owner and maybe licensing the owners, not punishing those who do take care and love these dogs the way they shoul

Pitbulls Dangerous???
Pitbulls Dangerous??? This is a poll from CNN and will be used as a tool against bully breeds (pibulls/rotwillers/etc). Please help and vote NO pitbulls are not a dangerous breed. The people who aise them wrong are a bad breed, not the dog breed itself. Please help and vote NOW. Thanks much! http://www.cnn.com:80/CNN/Programs/nancy.grace/ Where U going? The road to success is not straight. There is a curve called Failure, a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance, insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success.

Funny Stuff
Old Marine Shortly after President Bush took office, an old veteran approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave. where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the vet and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old vet said, "Okay, " and walked away. The following day, the same vet approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the vet, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." The vet thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same vet approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at t

Pitbulls Pics – No Bsl!
Pitbulls Pics – NO BSL! Against It If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on its way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if Myspace could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped. We need to save these dogs.

Which Is The Pitbull They Are Trying To Outlaw???
Which is the Pitbull they are trying to outlaw??? Which is the Pit Bull? 1. Boxer 2. Dogue De Bordeau 3. Alapaha Blue Blood Bulldog 4. Great Swiss Mountain Dog 5. Vizsla 6. Rhodesian Ridgeback 7. Dogo Argentino 8. Labrador Retriever 9. BullMastiff 10. Jack Russell Terrier 11. Fila Brasileiro 12. Rottweiler 13. Presa Canario 14. American Bulldog 15. Cane Corso 16. American Pit Bull Terrier ----- JUST THIS 1 - Can we say BSL (Breed Specific Legislation)? We need to stand for what is right and for those pups that are NOT harmful 2 anyone. 17. Patterdale Terrier 18. Olde English Bulldogge 19. Cathoula 20. Bull Terrier Quiz – Whats ur fav weed? You like that really strong weed!!! You like that really strong weed!!! It has a small amount of fruity flavor and it fucks you up!! A personal favorite of mine. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Bi Ladiez Group – Join Us!
BI Ladiez Group – Join Us! Sexy Bi Ladies Group - JOIN US! Hello sexy lady! Come check out the new LADIES ONLY (Couples welcum BUT female MUST b the account holder AND speaker in the group) group for bi and bi curious LADIEZ of the US! Many friendz in all states! We discuss anything, tell our views and feelings, share inspirational and motivational things, and are planning parties, meets, events and even group cam chat! (Dont need to have a cam to participate in chat!) Feel free to post, add pics, share your ideas, post your events or ones that you know of going on and let us know who U are! Meet n greets, movie nites, game nites, sexual parties, toy/product parties, group cam chat, and more! See U inside! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SexyBiLadiesGroup click here 2 ENTER!

Ladiez Only
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My Ramblings Today
So i got a DUI a little over a month ago. Not my proudest moment in my life but shit happends. This tuesday my suspension begins and i have no idea on how i am going to get to and from work or who i can rely on for a ride. I was the person in my group of friends who always drove i guess it's pay back time now

Vampires Vs Werewolves
We play an online game called Monster Games Vampires vs Werewolves We gain points by "draining blood" from each person that clicks our links. You don't need to sign up to anything and you don't need to rate anything. Just one click is all it takes! You can only be bitten by one of us! So please help us out and CLICK! Anarchy Skulls Link CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET Sadistic Lights Link CLICK HERE TO BLOOD LET THANK YOU!

Tantra
Thoughts... Of hot wet mornings Deep deep moans Sighs of pleasure. Throbbing Pulsing Ecstasy. Thoughts of... Your tongue, Dancing On my tight sex Your hands stroking hard buds Your moans of need Driving me over the edge The smell of morning coffee Mingled with our scents Rumpled sheets And Whispers of desire Turn thoughts Into Passion soft and yearning Hard and aching Thoughts of you... Touching me Bodies melting Souls aching Hearts beating Now Now Now Thoughts of you... Temptation too hard to resist Morning light at the edge of a dream Colors exploding Expanding Drenching My body sighs With content The day begins anew.

" Drama Will Not Be Allowed "
AS OF DEC 2 07 I WILL BAN ANYONE THAT GOSSIPS , AND STARTS DRAMA YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN UNSCRIBE , IM NOT GOIN TO PUT UP WITH IT NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM I WILL USE A CAN OF WHOOP ASS IF I NEED TO . THE LOUNGE IS TO HAVE FUN CUT UP JOKE CHAT , NOT FOR WHO IS DOIN WHO ASK IF I GIVE TO FLYING FUCKS BECAUSE I WILL TELL MY ANSWER I CAN CARE LESS . IM OWNER DEAL WITH IT . IM DONE WITH IMMATURE ADULTS WHO LIGHT BULBS ARE EITHER BURNT OUT OR DON'T GET IT , BETTER OF GOTTEN IT IM ON A FUCKIN ROLL THIS IS THE REAL BREW PS I BANNED ONE AFEW MINS AGO SHE DIDN'T GET IT

Update
OK SO HERE I AM.. STILL DEPRESSED AS I WROTE IN A BLOG A FEW DAYS AGO.. I LOST SOMEONE THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE TO ME..LIKE A GRANDMOTHER... SHE LOST HER BATTLE WITH CANCER.. SHE WAS 85... SHE LIVED A LONG FULL LIKE AND RAISED 64 FOSTER CHILDREN.. 2 OF THEM SHE ADOPTED.. SHE WAS A MOTHER TO ALL.. I WENT TO HER FUNERAL YESTERDAY.. WHICH COMPLETELY TORE ME APART AND WORE ME OUT.. BUT I WENT BACK TO MY MOTHERS SO I CAN SPEND TIME WITH MY NIECE AND NEPHEWS... WELL ME AND MY SISTER AND THE KIDS WENT TO MY BROTHERS HOUSE.. WE WERE JUST RELAX AND PLAYING WITH THE KIDS WHEN MY PHONE GOES OFF.. I GOT A TEXT MESSAGE FROM MY BEST FRIEND.. HER SISTER HAS COLITIS AND CHRONS DISEASE.. WELL SHE WENT IN FOR SURGERY THE OTHER DAY, ENDED UP HAVE HER GALLBLADDER, COLAN, APPENDIX, AND LEFT OVARY REMOVED.. WELL WHEN THEY WERE DOING THIS THEY FOUND A TUMOR.. CANCER WAS PRESENT, SO THEY RAN THE BLOOD WORK.. SHE HAS STAGE 3 CANCER.. ITS IN THE LIMPHNODES... SHE HAD TO GO BAD TO SURGERY YESTERDAY TO HAVE A

The Words
Swallowing my weakness once again. You know it takes strength to be alone. Who are you to judge? The struggling child you are. Never going to love again. Not like you loved me. I played my position well, in this game. You know that one; the one you imagined. "But why do I play it?" you ask. Isn't, I say isn't it obvious? I have never won. No trophy; to parade for my existence. No one to say, "I won my greatest prize." Too long I cheered for those that needed it. I need mine now. I loved and loved and loved. So much that I can not love anymore. Backing myself in a corner. Love no longer... (more to come)

The Life And Times Of A Freak! Hehehe
Can anyone tell me why I seem to go out of my way to hurt myself?! I don't mean in a self harm kinda why...but in a emotional way. I like a lot of women always seem to end up getting involve with 'bad boys'. Not because I like the life style they lead (eg gangsta's etc) but more just bad = wrong. They tend to have crap jobs, or no job. Or take too mu=any drugs/alcohol. Or end up in fights a lot.....It isn't this things that attract me to them...it tends to be Ink that does that. What can I say..I like it. I like a guy with it even more. However how many guys do you know of (in the uk) Have a lot of ink AND a good job! Not very many I can tell ya. So about 8 months ago I met someone who did! yeah...still big problems there in the form of his wife! hmmmmmm what the fuck did I do in a past life to get dealt the crap I seem to end up in all the time! lol. Fuck it you know what I quit! lol this is my problem I really don't care anymore...I just want someoen to have a laugh w

12/2/07 Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For December 2,2007 Your way with words is quite powerful now and you may find it much simpler to communicate your feelings and ideas, especially if you take a bit of time to focus your thoughts before proceeding.

Tequila Christmas Cake
Tequila Christmas Cake 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several times to check the quality) Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try Another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Mix water and baskin sodla and poor in

Bummer
Well Fubar is now blocked at work. I guess to many people use it? I guess it's going to be a real bummer the next few nights. I'll catch up with all my friends when I can. Have a great Sunday....At lease the Football games are still on...lol

Kathy's Thoughts....
Have you ever met someone whom right at "Hello" you knew down deep inside that they were special? When you meet someone like this, all these feelings come rushing in all at once! Its a unique and suprisingly wonderful feeling. But my problem is .... figuring out if the other person feels the same way. Confirming that, Yes, there is in fact a connection there!

About "chavez"beware,this A**hole Is A Big Threat To Us All
*NEWS FLASH:** **Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin.** **The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela , to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas. ** **Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuelafor him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who?** **CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USAdue to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela.** **Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS! gasoline will be used against you, your basic human rights, and your freedoms. He will start wars herein the Americas that will probably be the death of millions of free people.** **THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT because Chavez is starting to feel the loss of r

Bad Weather Days!!!!!
WELL THE SNOW SHOWED ITS UGLY HEAD IN WYOMING YESTERDAY.IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THAT THEY CLOSED DOWN I80 FROM LARAMIE TO HAPPY JACK INTERCHANGE .THEY WAS NOT LETING ANYONE THROUGH.SO WE WAS STUCK AT A TRUCK STOP FOR THE NIGHT,IT WASNT TO BAD BUT IT JUST MADE OUR DELIVERY LATE FOR THIS MORNING BY ABOUT 3.5 HOURS.IT WAS REALLY BAD FROM SALT LAKE CITY UTAH ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO WHERE THEY CLOSED DOWN THE ROADS.I HAVE SOMETHING LIKE 2 HOURS OF VIDEO FROM ALL THE WRECKED RIGS ON THE ROADS,SOME WAS REALLY BAD SOME WAS BAD ENOUGH IF THAT MAKES SINCE.ANY WAY WE ARE AT OUR DELIVERY.SO ILL WRITE MORE LATER ON.THERE IS NO SNOW IN DENCER TO SPEAK OF YET :) BYE FOR NOW. P.S. THIS IS WHY I HAVE NOT BEEN ON I HAD NO SERVICE TO SPEAK OF EITHER,BUT I DO NOW FOR A WHILE. :)

People And Their Bullshit
I hate to tell ya'll this but Melissa Troy and I are not one in the same. You all are so full of shit. I don't know who is trying to fuck with me but I have an idea. I am not going to tolerate the bullshit. I will go to the FCC and have you all fucking removed from the internet. I mind my own mother fuckin business and I don't say shit to any of you drama kings and queens of the KOW SOW whatever the fuck you all are. I keep to myself. Ya'll can KISS MY FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't ask anyone for anything here. I talk to my friends and that is it. I am only part of MWT because I really like Mystic Warrior and he is a very decent friend. Unlike all the rest of you. THIS BLOG IS NOT AIMED AT ANY OF MY REAL FRIENDS, JUST THE KOW AND SOW MEMBERS WHO LIKE TO TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW. I honestly don't give a damn what people think of me anymore. God did not put me on this earth to impress a damn soul. If you have an issue with me voice it. I do have an e mail addres

Thanksgiving
Home The words on the monument speak for themselves Treachery Commemorated The Real Thanksgiving Quoted from: The Hidden History of Massachusetts Much of America's understanding of the early relationship between the Indian and the European is conveyed through the story of Thanksgiving. Proclaimed a holiday in 1863 by Abraham Lincoln, this fairy tale of a feast was allowed to exist in the American imagination pretty much untouched until 1970, the 350th anniversary of the landing of the Pilgrims. That is when Frank B. James, president of the Federated Eastern Indian League, prepared a speech for a Plymouth banquet that exposed the Pilgrims for having committed, among other crimes, the robbery of the graves of the Wampanoags. He wrote: "We welcomed you, the white man, with open arms, little knowing that it was the beginning of the end; that before 50 years were to pass, the Wampanoag would no longer be a free people." But white Massachusetts officials

Thanks For Helping Me Level
I just want to say THANKS to the two crews that helped me level today! Fire and Ice Leveling Crew Quiet Angel & Total Chaos Leveling Crew I had 15k to go till level and within 20 minutes I had leveled Thanks so much!

To Everyone Whos Added Me As A Friend Or Fan!
Thank you to all of you out there who has added me as a friend or fan! Your continued friendship is very very appreciated and im very grateful for it! You guys and girls rock!!!!

Who´s From New York Or Colorado?
Hello to the Fubar-Members, i am Tony from Germany. Now. i´ll leave Germany and go at first to New York. I´ll stay there for three weeks and than i´ll go to Colorado Springs. There is a very beautiful Ranch, which i can buy and i´ll invite all who want´s to make Holidays on Horse-Ranch. From the next Summer i´ll have alright to welcome the first Visitors and Guests there. But i´ll come back to New York very often for weekend. However, i will be gladly to meet much more Friends in New York, Colorado or other States. Let do it, let´s have fun. Tony

Good Old Days
Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night , David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom use to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I use to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training at

The Life And Times Of My Cat
Hey as youwill find this has nothing to do with my cat . I am new to fubar and I need friends and lots of drinks. LOL. I am a mother of two married (sorry boys) . I have four cats and I am attending a local community college. I have many interests so talk to me PEOPLE

Love
night and day i think of you being with you all through time resting your head my chest and comforting you arms around me with the black light on and moon smiling down on us and stars sparkling in your eyes making me believe that your the right one for me hoping praying and wishing this well never end

Please Read This If Ya Care About Me Atall
Hello My Angels, hope everyone is well today? I know I owe you all an explanation as to me medical issues and the truth is I have 2 many messages to resond to, so I thought I'd just try this and hope you all see it. truth is my liver is not regenerating right and thEY SAY they may have founD something on my pancreas so I'm trying to prepare 4 the worst ya know, but I'm a firm believer, ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN AND WHERE(*_*) SO WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES, I LOVE YOU MY ANGELS, FOREVER&ALWAYS(*_*)

Friends????
i really wish that people would stop pretending to be something!!! I fucking hate it when people say things because that is what they think the other person wants to hear. what are we so young that we cant just tell the truth. if you dont like me dont pretend that you do. just say i dont like you, i dont want to be your friend and ill be kool with that. why is that so fucking hard?? and if you know something and someone asks you about it dont lie!!! i know that i always find out the truth later. all it takes is some detective work and good sixth since. i usually listen to that voice in my head cause it is usually right, when i dont listen to it because someone tells me something other than what i feel then i end up feeling really stupid. i think it is almost time to purge some more people out of my life. why should i keep trying to make new friends when most people judge by apperence?? i am one of the best examples of dont judge a book by its cover. i look a little, ok so a lot differe

Nascar's First 'stewies' !
NEW YORK (AP) -- Two-time NASCAR champion Tony Stewart and radio sidekick Matt Yocum decided earlier this year that the stock car sport needed some awards to rival Hollywood's Oscars and Emmies. Thus were the Stewie Awards born. Stewart and Yocum, who co-host a weekly show on Sirius Satellite Radio, asked listeners to vote online in 12 categories. They handed out the inaugural Stewies this week in New York as part of NASCAR's Champion's Week celebration. Among the winners: -- Lifetime achievement awards to former NASCAR chairman Bill France Jr. and Hall of Fame driver/broadcaster Benny Parsons, both of whom died in 2007. -- Legend from the golden era of racing to longtime star A.J. Foyt Jr. -- BEST DUET (for outstanding teamwork by driver and crew chief) to Clint Bowyer and Gil Martin after Martin kept his driver calm and the team made only one adjustment on the car in their first Cup Nextel Cup victory Sept. 16 at New Hampshire. -- BEST ORIGINAL DRAMA to Kevin Har

Stupid Girls
I dont ever blog but I have to make an exception today. I can not believe the measures that some girls will take to break up a marriage. COM'ON!! Get over it, if he wanted you he would have had you. Apparently he didnt want you back then and he still doesnt want you now. That would be why he is married!!! So play all your games but its not going to work. Im so sorry that your life is that lonely and you have to try and ruin others to get your kicks. Just remember what comes around goes around. What you get in the end will be so much worse then what you are giving right now. But hell enjoy yourself while you can because it wont last long!

Jebus Titty Fucking Christ.... I'm American!!!...errrr
I hate it when ppl call me Hispanic/Latina/Mexican/Chicana when I've never even been to Mexico/Latin America.... It annoys me...Idk y, it just does........&& The fact that a lot of ppl who call themselves Latino/Latina/Hispanic/Mexican have no right to even be callin themselves that in the 1st place....Most of u guys are born here in AMERICA!!!....Ur AMERICAN of Mexican/Latin descent....Just because u have a bit of the blood flowin through ur veins doesn't mean u ARE one....Stop callin urselves that!!....As I said b4, I hate it when people call me Mexican...I've NEVER even been to Mexico nor do I want to go there!!....I got nothin against Mexico or it's ppl...But I'm not from there, just because I have dark hair, brown eyes, & a hint of a tan does NOT make me Mexican/Latino/Latina/Hispanic...I'm a God damn American!... And I agree w/ George Lopez...Where the heck is "Hispania"?...It's a culture; Not a race.........And also, If u weren't born in Latin America, y do u go around cal

Support The Men And Women In Harms Way
Of the 6 years I was in, half of them were spent in airports, bus stations, barracks or hanger bays, and one in boot camp. They can be very lonely, so if you have someone special who is not home this holiday, serving their country, send them something, anything. You would be surprised at how the smallest gift or card can brighten someones day while they are over seas. Have a great Christmas season everyone, and remember those in harms way!

Nsfw
Are we headed for the days of prohibition on this site???? I mean pic prohibition! I have had, in the past two days, 2 pictures marked as NSFW that are anything but! A CARTOON of Santa's elves mooning him and just now, a beautiful personalized comment sent to me by a friend! It had less skin showing on a PICTURE, not the person who sent it, than I see everyday in school! I guess the pic gestapo is out in force...wait excuse me, more like the "KGB"! It is amazing what is being marked NSFW! Anyhow, that is my rant for now!

This Is So True
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

The Racers Urge...
I find it kinda funny that were people actually given the gift of imagination, and yet not a lot of them use it. Have you ever had the ability to just look at something, and alter what it really is in your mind to make it into something better. Have millions of ideas about one particular thing, but no outlet or way to turn your ideas into reality. It sucks. I hate not being able to let out any of my ideas or having the means to be able to. Well either way, I say that if any of you have any ideas, please feel free to give advice.

Something 2
There is so much beauty in This wondrous, blue rose If only we could capture it Within our very souls If we could take its beauty And apply the glow within Search a little deeper In the soul beneath our skin Take what it does stand for And shed its love abroad Don't hide the glow within you But share the love of God You know you can't touch beauty Without it rubbing off on you And spreading it to others In the kindness that you do There lies within each one of us The beauty like this rose When it's used in touching others Then its beauty overflows

Things You Should Know About Me -- And Probly And Other Woman
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo

Boring In Fubar
sometimes fubar gets so boring that i resort back to yahoo messenger so if any of you want to please look me up my email/yahoo id is tony_justin1979@yahoo.com or if you just want to talk add me thank you

Party Time
i'm going for the first time to a bar i'm nervous ans exicted i'm going in a couple of weeks cause my friend ashley gets paid then. i'm so happy i'm going with my friend and my wonderful boyfriend. it's going to be great.

What Kind Of Sandwitch Arte You
You Are a Club Sandwich You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you! You dream big. You think big. And you eat big. Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it. Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly SandwichWhat Kind of Sandwich Are You?

Subject: This Is So Sad
I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade, It

My Fun Side
Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, SurgeonWhat Color Is Your Aura?

My Aura
***Your Aura is Blue*** Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura? http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorisyourauraquiz/

What The Hell
i have no idea what im doing on this web page ...lol im here for friends not a boyfriend or a f*%k friend i do have standards ...so if you want to be friend im ok with that if you want to f*%k me or date me ..i dont know what to tell you.... i like to meet face to face to date people

Don't Just Live Life - Experience It.
Time flies by so fast, before we know we are old. It is hard for my children and their children to understand what I mean. That is not their fault because they do not know what I have seen. Through out my years I wake each day, being thankful for another day. Then one day I woke up and realized that life is more than waking up one after the other. That times passes so fast away. I began to realize how important it is not only to live but to experience life each day. That not all experience is good but some is bad, that I would never know if I never had. As I looked into the mirror I could see, an aged old man that is me. Then I looked deep inside only to see a new young man who is me. A new young man who for the first time in his life could really see. Life is an experience for us to be. Feeling the light that only some others know, they can actually feel the glow. Others may feel but they do not see what the true meaning of life is the experience to be. It does n

Jake (my New Baby)
just got a new baby my lil eastern moutain king snake jake and hes cool as shit and i am looking for anyone that has a king snake so if i need to ask a few questions you can reach me here thanks for all ur help....

I Haven't Taken The Time To Do This
Well I haven't had and/or taken the time till now to do this.. but I've met my first person off of Fubar. We managed to meet last Thursday after I got off work. It just so happened that Wednesday evening we were talking about where he'd be heading and that it would be nice to get to meet sometime. He said well too bad you live on the wrong side of Ohio.. I said why is that? He said well I have to pick up a load in Archbold... I said WHAT!? I live in Northwest Ohio.. he's like OH .. for some reason I thought you lived in PA .. LOL so we figured things out.. kept in touch on thursday to see how things were going to work out.. and I met him at a truck stop in Napoleon .. not far from where I work and live. Sooooo YAY .. I met Wolfers :D ~Wolfie~ RL Hubby of Sweet Brat, FU Fiance of Durty Girl and FU BF to *Naughty Girl*@ fubar and I look forward to meeting so many more :) Lusion o.O

The Funnest Night So Far!
Hey everyone that reads this I just want to tell Romeo-aka Kevin and Short Bus THANKS for the great time last night. I had so much fun hanging out with you both. To bad I had to work today or I am sure we could have made one hell of a night out of it. We are going to have to definitely do this again! If anyone wants to know what I am talking about..I invited all my Fubar Friends to Sharky's last night to my party...hmm well ok to my get together. The only 2 that showed was Kevin, and Short bus and thats because I picked them up..ok well Kevin brought his friend Terry. But he ended up heading out with some other friends. So I guess if you all read this and want to experience such a great time like we did last night then you will all come to my next party December the 7th at Traffic in downtown Springfield...karaoke night!!! Be there before 9pm to get a good seat and prepare to have a blast! Muwaahhhhhss I luv you both thanks again for the great time last night-OH AND IF YOUR A PERVE REA

Mother In Law
had surgery on her knee friday afternoon.. laproscopic .. they scraped the arthritis out and repaired something else(can't remember what its called) anyways I was suppose to take her for her surgery but since I had missed the previous 2 weeks of work I decided Tiger(hubby) could do it, and I still would go spend the nite with her. So after I got off work friday and got showered and around I headed to her house. I took my laptop with me figuring I could maybe manage to hook up to someones unprotected wireless network .. well I sorta did..but then I lost it .. and couldn't get it back :( I didn't sleep well there either :( about 3 hours I'd say. I can get along with my MIL but somethings she says or does drives me nuts LOL I suppose its like that with everyone to some extent. She really appreciated me staying with her, so thats all good AND I survived it even without being able to get on Fubar :O OMG now I know I'll live without logging on here LOL

Have I Met You Before?
Last night....All I have to say is that if you are with a hot girl don't blow off your friends and make them feel bad and if you are going to kick it, then at least don't tell your friends to f*ck off just to make yourself look cool you mean smurf-lookin, snoopy impressionist bitch! Other than that drunk jenga was hella fun! :)

Contest Has Started
Contest Started on friday and these people really need your help. So if any friends want to come help out. These are the contestants for my contest. Contest runs until December 31st. So pick a person and help them out thank you. All help will not go un noticed and i will be giving out VIP gifts to anyone that helps.

To Funny
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis Why, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation! -I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it! -Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth! -Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. -I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. -Mypenis doesn't come when I call it. -Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests. -If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN! -I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water. -At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis. -Mypenis likes it when people pet him. -Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds! -Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. -Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? -Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active. -I think Mypenis has a mind of its own. -I keep

Checklist
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident. Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire. Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. Pilot: Something loose in cockpit. Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit. Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Engineers: Live bugs on back-order. Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. Engineers:

Heartbroken
Heartbroken.....Empty....Dark......Broken....Hurt....Sad.....Unfeeling....Lost..... Why is it that the ones we care about the most......Are always the ones to hurt you the worst???? My sun was shining for a change and in a moment...I am in darkness once again.....Alone....Confused....Angry.... I feel as though my soul has left me....Cold and Hungry..... I hope to feel the warmth of the sun shining on me once again.......

Believe In Angel
I BELIEVE IN ANGELS A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone

Control
I would like to find that ONE......the ONE who can control me.....in love, lust, mind, body, and spirit.....Stimulate me in ways I have never known.....Touch me in places I have never been touched.....Help me to explore things I have never experienced...ONE who is so much a part of me, HE comes to me in my dreams....ONE who has every part of me for his own.....His will as my only reason for being.....ONE who absolutely completes me....ONE who without, my soul feels empty......I want to be that ONE's only.....To free me spiritually and sexually.....ONE who will guide me as only he wishes.....I want to totally belong to this ONE......Where is he??? Are YOU the ONE?????

Douche
Why is it that some guys just don't get it? I give everything I am to him, I'm myself 150% and I still feel shitty around him as times, why is that? Is it me or am I just getting treated shitty? I didn't think he'd be an ass, he isn't one, very far from it but when he makes me angry [very few and far inbetween] it makes me super angry. Like pisses me off to no end. I feel like sometimes he overlooks shit, and dosn't totally understand my financial situations and shit. I mean sure I have a job and technically all my shit is in order but that dosn't mean I have extra money to spend whenever I please. I can't usually do spur of the moment stuff, because I usually don't have any extra money laying around to do those things. It makes me wanna cry, honestly.

Tony
"All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it's like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end you're completely alone with it."

Looking For 2007- 2008 Fubar Queen And King Contestants
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAPA FOR FEMALE CONTESTANTS

Funny
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and

Life Is Wierd Yo
life is wierd yo... asked a few girls out in the last few months... they reject me.. go out with abusing drug addicts and wonder why they are miserable.. but then again I've come to realize a lot of people in this town are addicted to misery.. which is why they stay here and I don't fit in.. I'm used to being around people who enjoy life.. I don't belong in this town

Alone In The Dark
ALONE IN THE DARK I sit in the dark and cry myself to sleep every night cause people make fun of me and laughs at me nobody cares if me fellings get hurt and I wounder what they will say next about me At night I hear them saying all the things they have said over and over why must I sit in the dark and alone and cry myself to sleep why?

Random
Well, this is my first time, so if you're reading this be gentle.....LoL I just had some random thoughts, and figured I'd attempt to expunge them from my subconscious before bed so I could be less disturbed by pesky dreams......... LoL I have spent what seems like my entire life caring for other people. I guess you could say I am a maternal woman, albeit begrudgingly. I am often asked 2 questions...... 1) What type of guy are you into? & 2) Why don't you become a nurse or something, you're good at it. Well........ I hate answering the former.......... I will know it when I feel it, that's all I can say.Althooo I will say that it would be great to have someone take care of my overly-independent ass for a change...Lmao As for the second........ HELL NO!! LoL Just because I am good at something doesn't mean I would want to devote a career to it....

State Of Me
So, I have been in a really funky mood lately. Like bad funky. Like insomnia, tortured dreams, a major effort to do anything, calling a therapist for an appointment funky. For the first time in my life I think I may need meds. So anyway, I was sitting here staring at the screen the other night and decided I wanted bangs, something I haven't had since I was 13 years old. So I got up, grabbed a pair of sewing shears and hacked off a good chunk of hair. At least I stopped there and didn't pull a full on Britney, huh? :) So yeah there is the story behind the bangs. I am sure you were all riveted. BTW, we got some great news last Friday. Justin will be starting work at QBC next week. YAY! That is an extra dollar and hour, 40+ hours a week and benefits. He has been tryin to get back on there pretty much the whole time we have been together so this is really great news. I just wish I could actually get excited about it.

Gemini's Twin
This guy is a liar and should feel the wrath of everyone I know on fubar. Please flood his comments, e-mail and pass on this message until he is forced to delete his account. His pics are all fakes and he is a pathological liar with major delusions and preys on young guys to make himself feel important. SPAM HIM!!!!! twisted love@ fubar

Love
How do you really know when there is "Chemistry" between you and another person? How do you know if it is really chemistry or if it is something else, such as wanting something you can't have, simply physical attraction, or just being lonely? What does "Chemistry" actually mean? Is it how well, your personalities interact, or is it how a person makes you feel when you are around them, or maybe there is something deeper, more spiritual? Well, I believe that "Chemistry" is actually a combination of all of those things and more. "Chemistry" to me signifies the interweaving of different aspects of feelings, both physical and spiritual/emotional of two individuals. Dictionary.com defines "Chemistry" in the following manner: 1. the science that deals with the composition and properties of substances and various elementary forms of matter. Compare element (def. 2). 2. chemical properties, reactions, phenomena, etc.: the chemistry of carbon. 3. the interaction of one per

Cutie Game
This is called the "CUTIE GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dont be scared to repost or see what people think of u!!!

So So Small
Sometimes....I feel so so small in this big old world....I feel as though I am being swallowed up.....eaten alive....nothing left but a shell....I try to be brave...I try to be strong...but somehow, it always manages to get me in the end.....Some days, if even for just a moment, I feel larger than life....I feel as though I have it all and then some...and without a second's notice....It all comes crashing down on me again...and I feel small once more....

I Miss You....
I Miss you so much right now, i can't wait to see you again..... Your all i ever think about anymore..... The way your eyes look at me, the touch of your lips on mine, how i love you so much, and how much you love me..... I would do anything for you..... I just wish you could see the way you make me feel, how wonderful this is all to me..... When i fall asleep in your arms, that was my best dream.....

Dame Catherine Cookson
Dame Catherine Ann Cookson DBE (27 June 1906 – 11 June 1998) was an English author. Cookson became Britain's most widely read novelist, while remaining a relatively low-profile figure in the world of celebrity writers. Her books were inspired by her deprived youth in North East England, the setting for her novels Early Life Born Kate McMullen (Catherine Ann Davies) at 5 Leam Lane in Tyne Dock, South Shields, (then part of County Durham), she later moved to East Jarrow, County Durham (now in Tyne and Wear), which would become the setting for one of her best known novels, The Fifteen Streets. Cookson was the illegitimate child of an alcoholic mother, Kate Fawcett. As a child, Cookson thought that her unmarried mother was her sister, and was raised by her grandmother Rose McMullen and her step-grandfather John McMullen. She left school at 13 and, after a period of domestic service, took a laundry job in the workhouse in South Shields. In 1929 she moved south to run the laundry

Confession Of A Man....
If a man wants you, NOTHING can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "BE FRIENDS." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "It will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from

Moving On
I’ve had a lot of thought about the fact recently, maybe its time but it’s hard to do. You spend so much time wishing to go back when you where happy and so much time being depressed about it when maybe if you just moved on you could really be happy again. Lets not get me wrong here I really want to do that but when you are depressed most of the time its pretty hard to really find someone out there in the crowd and make yourself look like someone special instead of the average lowlife out there. When only your close friends out there are the only ones that realize that as fact it makes things really hard. I mean really I spent 8 years with someone just to have them completely destroy me on the inside to all of a sudden ditch me for a so called friend of 22 years and go as far as move in with his fricking parents. That just completely destroyed me on the inside, granted I made mistakes with the relationship that I shouldn’t have but nothing even close to the mistakes she made and

Casey's Rants & Raves
Sometimes I wonder... If all people spoke to each other with respect, (regardless of sex, race, or personal orientation) would the world be a better place? The obvious answer is... YES! But unfortunately, in the real world, there are too many people that live their lives every day thriving on conflict, turmoil, gossip, and random acts of meanness. Why has the human race turned against itself? We're all people! If you grew up rich, does that really make you a better person than someone who didn't? If you are extremely good looking, does that really make you a better person than the not so genetically fortunate? We as a society have become bombarded by television, magazines, and the like, as to what a person SHOULD be, and how a person SHOULD act. What ever happened to just having morals? If a random stranger holds the door open for you at an entrance to anywhere, say "Thank you." And the next time you see a sweet old couple entering a restaurant, take a step back, and hold the door for

Well Shit!
Well.... Some of you know & some don't... I was working 2 jobs, babysitting & waitressing in a strip club.. I was working 75 hours a week & was just too much. So I quit the club & was just babysitting... BUT.... I quit my babysitting gig a few weeks back too. I was soooo tired of being up at 5:30am. Driving an hour to work. Working 11 hours... Driving an hour & a half home cause of traffic... & Not getting home til after 7pm & having no time for myself... & Only getting 160 bucks a week... Dude, that's 30 dollars a DAY & if you figure it out... It was LESS than 3 dollars an hour, for 2 kids (5 years old boy & a 17months old lil girl)! Just a bad situation. So, I bailed on 'em, which made me feel like a complete douche bag ever since. I won't even go on myspace cause I know Imma have some fucked up messages by my best friend, who I was babysitting for... So, I went back to work at the strip club as a waitress... They reacted a lil funny at first to my mohawk, but most are use to it by n

My Ideal Life
living in the country side of county clare ireland working at the jameson distillery and all my friends would get bottles o jameson for birthdays,christmas,st.paddys hell even samhain now thats the life

Good Morning Friends!!!
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HANGOUT WITH GREAT FRIENDS, FUN TIMES AND AN AWESOME NEW LOOK? WE HAVE CHANGED THE NAME AND THE LOOK, BUT WE REFUSE TO CHANGE OUR DEDICATION TO GIVING YOU A FUN PLACE TO HANG OUT AND AVOID DRAMA. WE NOW HAVE LIVE DJ'S ROCKIN AROUND THE CLOCK AND TAKING YOUR REQUEST! DON'T LET THE NAME OR LOOK FOOL YOU, WE ARE A FRIENDLY, DRAMA FREE FAMILY THAT YOU WILL FEEL TOTALLY RELAXED AROUND AND EXCITED ABOUT BEING A PART OF! CHECK US OUT AND SEE JUST HOW DIFFERENT WE ARE!!! ALSO- PLEASE CHECK OUT OUR FRIENDS OVER AT CLUB ADRENALINE, BADA BING, ROADHOUSE,DIRTY ADDICTIONS, AND CHARMED ANGELS!! TOGETHER WE ARE ROCKIN THE FUBAR COMMUNITY AND HAVING A GREAT TIME! JUST CLICK ON THE PHOTO OF THE JERSEY DEVIL TO TO VISIT WITH US!!! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY (repost of original by 'TOM~~Owner of the "JERSEY DEVIL'S CHILL ZONE" Lounge' on '2007-12-03 05:46:25') (repost of original by 'Holy Terror~Manager @ Jersey Devils Lounge~' on '2007-12-03 05:56:57')

Buffnut!!!
Buffnut is an awesome man thinking about leaving Fubar for good. He has deleted all but his salute pics but is contemplating staying but not sure. Come on guys and gals, don't let this guy leave! He was used and abused and has zeroed out his fubucks in a scam of sorts! If he's not already your friend, go make him your friend! If you have a few fubucks to share, in the spirit of giving, gift him some. He's not trying to win the Spotlight or anything but has been taken advantage of and thinking about leaving. GO SHOW BUFFNUT SOME AWESOME FUBAR LOVE!!! 444759@ fubar Thanks! Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Tulsa's Angel ¢¾ Member of Club F.A.R., The Sisterhood, and Fu Bombers@ fubar

Fubar Vidz
I want to create a video comp of fubar users giving shout-outs! If you want to create a vid and send it to me to be featured, please feel free. If you would like one customized for you just let me know.

A Poem
My prayer Would be a Husband That would stay And Not go away! To be able to walk And Not wheel in this chair thru the park! To believe in me today And Cry no more this way! To learn to live And Be myself and give! To make the monster That haunts me Set me free! By Wilma Walker

Holiday News
Santa Claus is coming to town -- for 34 microseconds Christmas is hectic for all but particularly for Santa, who must live in Kyrgyzstan and make his rounds at lightning speed if he is to deliver gifts to all the world's children on time, a Swedish consultancy has concluded. Between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, Santa Claus's route around the planet includes stops at 2.5 billion homes, assuming that children of all religions receive a present from the jolly man in the red suit, Anders Larsson of the engineering consultancy Sweco told AFP. "We estimated that there are 48 people per square kilometer (120 per square mile) on Earth, and 20 metres (66 feet) between each home. So if Santa leaves from Kyrgyzstan and travels against the Earth's rotation he has 48 hours to deliver all the presents," he said. Father Christmas has long been believed to reside at the North Pole, although a number of northern towns, including Finnish Rovaniemi, claim to be his true home. But Sweco's repo

Rough Times
i feel like every thing is a merry go around.full of surpizes.up and down and away i go.not knowing if im comming or going.meet a sweet ladie in my life.now things are going wrong.trying to change my life.lost my mom a couble of days ago to aids and trying to deal with that.tears of fustration run down my face.crying is all this young boy seem to want to do.i need my girl in my arms but i dont know if she wants me the same way.broking promises seem to be what i do.dont mean to hurt noone and i didnt mean to hurt you.hope you understand and if any one knows what im going throw can some one please give me a helping hand.from chris

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood,

Support Our Troops!
SOMETHING COOL THAT XEROX IS DOING If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com You can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print It and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving In Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to Some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone We know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send A card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch Of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our Guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them...

Dirty Deeds Radio
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!? AND KICK IT WITH THE BEST D.J.’S HITTING THE AIR WAVES ON FUBAR!!!!!!! ~ COME CHECK US OUT ~ OUR LIVE DJ’S dj nilla~owner of dirty deeds radio@ fubar DJ PEACE KEEPER ~NILLA'S RIGHT HAND`ENFORCER &ZOMBIE SLAYER@ fubar BITE ME!! WOOOOOO ENGAGED TO A GAL I BARELY KNOW AND LOVEN IT LMAOOOOOO@ fubar DJ_тฟเzт3อ_LadyDead_Redneck_Lette@ fubar DJ SilverWolf Dirty Deeds Radio *DJClowns FuWife* Bartender@ fu

Fired!
Ok so I just got fired today and damn if it didn't hurt like hell. I have been at my job for 2 long years and have lost so much sleep for my job, but that is not what I will miss. I am going to miss the people I have come to know and the friends I have made. If it's not your dream job always look forward to working with the people around you. I have along and hard week ahead of me now. Time to dust off that resume.

Stupid People
My ex boyfriend has to be the most stupid person i know. He calls me asking me if i know of anyone he can date. Of course i know lots of single people, but do you think i would honestly give him they're number? Nah!! I was stupid once and gave him my friend Abby's number. She called me a few days later getting mad at me. She told me that she went to meet him and he had the IQ of a 5 year old. She was trying really hard to be nice to him not to hurt his feelings. She really wanted nothing to do with him. She blew him off basically. Seriously, the guy didnt get the point. Some how he got the idea that they were going to meet again. He went to the local Wal-mart and waited 2 hours for her. He calls me asking if i knew where she was. Sorry, its not my turn to keep track of her!! He told me that they talked on the phone for hours and decided to meet to have sex. YEA like that was going to happen.......

Saucy
He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare his forehead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast then drooling he felt her thigh the slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry the hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms then STUFFED THE XMAS TURKEY!!!

Baby Can I Hold You
Sorry Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like sorry like sorry Forgive me Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like forgive me forgive me But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Maybe if I told you the right words At the right time youd be mine I love you Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like I love you I love you

Passing Away
Hey everyone. This is his brother, Thomas recently passed away in Iraq and Im letting everyone know that hes not around anymore. Sorry for the inconvienence to any of his friends. God Rest His Soul 1985-09-11 - 2007-12-02

What 2 Do
I'm gonna be down in Atlanta for 3 days on a business trip and i'm looking for suggestions of things to do from people who live there or have been there i just want to make this business trip fun so ...... H E L P !!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Big Will
I have a radio staton on UBroadcast copy and past the link in the search engine bar http://www.ubroadcast.com/listen.php and click download to tune in after u fill out the small info section and u'll see station button and click that and type in 2172 and go to my radio station live gocottoneyejoe.com A/K/A Big Will now for u hope to see u listening if u have any songs u like to hear let me know and ill be glad to play what u want to hear were 24/7 live none stop and im me on yahoo under badstallion29 or on here and if i see u ill answer right away Thanks Yours Truly Big Will

To My Firiends
I made this for you all. I wanted to say thank you for the smiles you share with me the laughs you give me ( on wonderful Mondays we all know how peeksta loves Mondays) and all my hugs and drinks and comments. You are all the best friends anyone could ask for Huggzz Peeksta

Some People!
I try to believe that there really are no bad people out there but once again the mother of myh boys has proven me wrong again. Today I found out that for over a year that I have had custody of my sons, she has been collecting social security checks against my older son and his special needs but couldn't even buy diapers for the boys let alone pay the child support she owes, but if you're heading out to the bars she'll lead the way. I have had enough and I have played nice guy for way to long, this bitch deserves whatever she gets and hopefully she finally gets something.

Whats For Dinner?
Thinking this would make a great blog to tantalize the tongues of all my good friends. I'll start posting a more detailed account of my kitchen adventures as I post up the pictures of my cooking artistry. So sit back and enjoy. Tonights menu starts with Chicken breasts stuffed with a wild rice and mushroom dressing. Chicken breasts. bread crumbs wild rice onion bell pepper celery sage Wrapped and rubbed with olive oil before baking. Acorn Squash butter maple sugar Cored, wrapped and baked along with the chicken. Maple Carrots carrots maple sugar cinnamon stick orange zest pecans Garnishes. Deviled eggs Asst olives Kosher dills. My lil bird is still in the oven. Just about to pull it out. pictures will follow shortly. So what beverage should I enjoy with this? Maybe I'll MUMM it. lol

Fubucks...;
All ya gotta do is send me a link and bomb away...For every comment you leave, I'll give you 8 fubucks....adds up fast...Use as often as you like...Contest never ends. You may withdraw accumulated fubucks at anytime. You can also rate all pics in my album and get 2000 fubucks and in addition to that, for every person who comes and rates my profile/fans and sends a request that you sent them..I will give you 100 FuBucks..3 Easy ways to cash in..Hit me up in pm today!!..DADDY NOTE TO ALL CONTESTANTS...I NEED A NEW PIC!! I DO NOT ACCRUE POINTS IF YOU BOMB YOUR OWN RIPPED PIC..I MUST RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AND UPLOAD!! ALL COMMENTS ALREADY ACCRUED WILL BE COUNTED AND YOU CAN ADD TO YOUR NEW PIC OR CASH OUT!! PLEASE COPY AND REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS!!

Lost
What do you do when you have so many thoughts going through your mind and you don't know which is the right thing to do? In my heart and mind I love a man and he treats me like SHIT and I deal with it just bc I love him and hoping that one day he will change and we will be great! But at the same time for the last few weeks I have been lusting and not just for anyone, but its my mans friend. What do you do with that? I do not want to mess up their friendship but I am starting to like this guy alot and I don't want this to mess up his and I relationship too.....I think I am ready to leave my man and see what will happen. We have messed around a few times and always flirt with each other and I am liking what I am feeling with him. I texted him today and said " when I am single could u be interested in someone like me? If not I will leave it alone bc I don't wanna loose our friendship" and it has been a 1/2 and no responce....Will someone PLEASE tell me what this is suppose to mean? I dont

Insider
I only need 250,000 to go to Insider and really would love to level before my birthday which is the 13th of this month. So please leave me some love. Thanks so much. Big pimping gifts to all who help the most :) Lucy

Test
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

" My Love Kage Did Awsome Surprise For Me "
NEVER HAD AWSOME MIND BLOWN SUPRISE TOTLALLY LOST FOR WORDS AND USUALLY MY MAN KAGE IS WHEN WE TALK , I MADE SOMETHING AND CAME BACK TO OUR LOUNGE AND OMG HE CHANGED HIS HEADING ON HIS PROFILE TO FU HUBBY TO CHERIE IM SO WOW LOST FOR WORDS " I LOVE YOU MR KAGE MORE EVERY DAY AFTERNOON NIGHT 24/7 BABY YOU HAVE ME CLOSE TO YOUR HEART . imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos AND THIS IS OUR SONG WE SING TOGETHER OTHER

Re-rate Pics
okay if you have rated any of your friends pics you r now able to rate them once a week so revisit some friends and re rate there pics you can help there rating so just keep everyone in mind and happy holidays to all!!!

Haters Go Away!!!!
I THINK ITS PRETTY SAD WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PREFERABLY FEMALES HATE ON OTHER PEOPLE. WHEN I'M ON HERE I TRY MY BEST TO GIVE EVERYONE ON HERE A TEN BECAUSE IN MY EYES ITS NOT MY JOB TO JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE. GOD MADE EVERYONE A CERTAIN WAY FOR A REASON. BUT I CONSTANTLY FIND MYSELF BEING HATED ON BY FEMALES WHO R NOT CONFIDENT WITH THEMSELVES SO THEY SEE A STRONG CONFIDENT WOMAN LIKE MYSELF AND WANT TO HATE. ITS RIDICULOUS. I HAVE FEMALES RATING MY PICTURES 6 AND BELOW I EVEN HAD SOME GO TO THE EXTENT OF REPORTING SOME OF MY PICS INAPPROPRIATE WHICH IS TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. I FEEL LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU OR VIEWING ON THIS PROFILE THEN ITS BEST YOU DON'T EVEN COMMENT RATE MY PICS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS REALLY SAD AND PATHETIC WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF AND THE WAY YOU LOOK.PLEASE STOP BEING HATERS AND GET A LIFE. I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF AND YOU SHOULD GET LIKE ME. SERIOUSLY. WELL THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEM

A Poem I Wrote
I love you so deeply, I love you so much. I love the sound of your voice, and the way we touch. I love your kind, thoughtful way. The joy you bring, to my life everyday. I love you today, as I have from the start. And I will love you forever, with all my heart.

I Miss Having Someone
i go to the bar almost every weekend, hoping that i will find someone that might impact me enough that i would let them in my life, and every weekend i have a number of women that i could chose from, but still yet i dont, i miss having someone there that i can trust and that i can hold and talk to.

What Do You Do
what do you do when the one you love lies to you when the one that u are suspose to be spending the rest of you life with starts to fade away well honstly the only thing one can do is let go but what about when the reason he is fadeing away is because he lied to you and ur really the one that once every thing to be over yet you think to your self i know hes the one i just cant let him go like that hes my soul mate

Friend Info
well once again im off the boat and sending this damn laptop in so will be offline for 7 - 10 business days till it gets fixed since the wireless card went out and this desktop is as slow as a dinosaur if anyone ever reads this or comments :( i will return ratings and comments asap sowwy :( :( hope to talk to yall soon since yall are the only ones keeping my sanity going what little is there hehe

Merry Christmas
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Where Is My Fairytale?
Where is my Fairytale? My world crashes down around me, My tears and cries unheard My hauntings seem to surround me, And I cannot utter a word The silence is so wanted and so needed but yet I am taunted as i have been deceated I feel that I am alone The darkness holding me near I am shone That nothing in my mind will ever be clear I reach for a sign In hopes of finding my heart But each time I reach an empty line I am left with broken parts So now with me being broken I empty my sorrows and try to pick up the pieces that have become my tokens and hope to find some heros In this world left unspoken I wonder if there is a way to heal A way to mend and yet I seem to feel That there is no break, there is no bend. Created by Jenna aka BrokenWingAngel

My Love For Cherity
ok this blog is to let cherity and everyone reading this why i love and how i feel about her well how i feel about her is hard to put into words its like the first day of high school when you have to stand up infront of the class and introduse yourself you get swetty and butterflys in your stomac but see with her she makes me wanna climb on a roof top with a maga phone and tell the world that i love her theres really no words to discribe it.and why i love her. well i rember the first thing she said to me "hottie alert" lol well ive never had someone say that to me till then lol so it was diffrent i love her cuz she makes me feel like ive never felt before witch is happy i mean yeah ive had a few smiles here and there but thats not happy happy is when you cant stop smileing when you smile so much your face hurts and you get all giggaly like when you were a kid well thats the best i can put into words well i love you cherity till you find my tears in the ocean lol

~~~warning~~~must Read
WARNING This person has many profiles. This person told me personally that the first two sets of photos are of his cousin. The last row is of him. Names used: Ron Hurst-Cedar Rapids, IA Chase Lee Love-Cedar Rapids, IA He also uses various ages. There could be more! Profiles known: FUBAR: your_super_man #1322109 MYSPACE: chase1442 Yahoo IM: MasterBlueEyes Email: chase6977@yahoo.com Email: male_boxer71@yahoo.com

Tattoos And Tears
Do you know me? I am a mother, a sister, a daughter, a military wife, a friend, a closet freak, and a women who is addicted to pain, tattoos, cars and just the thought of a man touching her. Now, I wasnt always this way. At one time around 5 years ago I was a nieve single mom who met a man who was like a God to me. People looked up to him and came to him when they need someone to clean up their messes or go after someone who was threating them. I looked up to this man, he was everything that I had ever wanted in a man. At least thats what I thought! After 7 months of nights not knowing where hes been and weird messages from other women I found out the truth about him. He wasnt out saving people, he was out fucking people. Ok, im ok with this. As long as he comes home, i'll keep working and he doesnt have to work and as long as I keep doing what he wants then he will stick around. About 2 months after that was when he first hit me. I came home one night early and found him in

College At 30
I decided to go back to college late in life. It has been a long hard road. I have finals this week, I am so excited, but at the same time a little sad. I am almost 30 and have never really felt like i accomplished anything in my life. Now that I actually made it through my first semester in college I am excited. I am sad because I will be going to the adult education program, so I will not be able to see some of the friends that I met. School has been hard but it has been the best time of my life and the best decision so far.

Problem
Refferals , Something has to be done. I think for refferals should give partial credit untill after the refferals that join achive level 5 then reward full credit for them. also it would be nice if it is a requirement to upload photo before being able to join the website. I ask this because im geting tired of geting refferals and no photos being uploaded. I understand that alot of people hateing on me because of that issue right there, I some how am supposed to magicly control people who join site from my url and make sure that there going to use the website alot and upload a photo. Alot of people hate on me because of my high refferal count. I am sorry that I like shareing something so wonderfull, don't know how to get refferals? read my blog its very decriptive and is how I do it. I work my but off to get the refferals and I don't think it is right that I am being asked to make sure they upload photos and use the site if there going to join the site. That really seems unf

How To Install Love!!!
A call comes through on the customer service line. Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install love. Can you guide me through the process? CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first? CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let's see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE w

Water Or Wine ?
This all sounds perfectly logical to me! As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable informat ion: I'm doing it as a public service

Screen Shots
you ever gotton a profile comment, photo comment, friend request comment or even blog comment. (sorry if I forgot one, feel free to add comment to add it) that just made you go WTF!... Then I want a screen shot! ... you can do a screen shot by hiting CTRL+ALT+DEL keys on your keyboard, if on notebook youl have to also hit the FN/FCN Key. Then open paintshop, paint or other photo editing/art maken program go to file new then paste and save as a png or jpg format and submit it to me in email too davidd80@army.com Subject line - WTF SCREENSHOT body put what you would like caption for photo to be . and I will submit it too my wtf screenshot section to give others laughs :). if your screen shot is trully WTF matieral.. I may reward you with some fubucks or big pimping gift Please allow for a few days to recive the email and upload it and if possible reward you.

Ex-husbands
how do you deal with an ex husband who is seeing someone half his age and still in high school. and knows you can't get a job cause of medical probs and expect you to just deal with it. they say they will help and then turns around and backs out cause all their money go to little young things who don't have even a high school diploma!! but according to the law its all legal so nothing will be done to him. i don't know how to deal with him. everything i know i can't do for a job and what i want to do i can't cause the docs say no. he kicked me out and had divorce papers on the table all with in the same freaking week. so please tell me how to deal with him?? i am 28 yrs old living with my parents, i can't find a job, and he is living in a family estate! so please tell me wtf and how to put up with his crap

Shans Life Update...
Well Well Well... Life's life.. Its neither overly exciting or dull and drab. We are all healthy.. WoOhOo! My back has been pain free for quite a while (Goes hand in hand with being more active and losing 8kilos, I suppose). Leigh hasn't had anymore teenage-boys-being-teenage-boys accidents, so havent had any trips to the emergency room for broken bones for a while. Kaitys pregnancy is going well. If you don't know, she is having a boy and it will be called Jack (named after my grandfather and our favourite kittens). Matthew is still a very healthy young 8yo, with lots and lots of energy. The Dogs are going good. Ville is now bigger then Arnold, who has taught him so much. Both are fantastic and I couldn't imagine life without them. Frank has a skin condition and has lost patches of fur over his body. For a 17yo fat cat he's doing pretty well though. House wise we are still cramped in our 3 bedroom government housing house, for now, due to finances mainly, I am hoping to m

My New Lounge
come check out the first chill lounge in fubar not a bunch of loudness and stupidity a place for adults to relax and have a good time also looking for staff so swing by relax and have fun http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52578

Changes In Pic Rating
Last night, Babyj did some tweaks to picture rates. Members are now able to re-rate a photo about once per week... the re-rate will count as a full rating (ie: it will look like they've never rated it before, but the number of ratings and the average rating will keep increasing for the photo). This was done to encourage users to revisit their friends’ galleries, as well as speed up the ratings pages.

St George Beach House
St George Beach House Hidden amongst the pines sits this charming Island retreat. Discover the privacy and seclusion in this quiet home. Become reacquainted with nature and bring your boat for fishing. Walk or ride your bike to the fantastic shops and restaurants. Venture down the short trail to the ocean. Features/Amenities: * Beach * Beach Community * Boat Launch * Cable TV * Dock * Handicap Provisions * Laundry * Marina * Pavilion/Gazebo * Pets Allowed * Picnic Area * Playground * Security: Lighting, Streetlights St George Beach House, Florida Beach Home, East Pine Ave, St George Island, Florida beach house, beach house for sale, beach home for sale

The One And Only Jon Lewis
Hi ladies my name is Jon Lewis. I'm single and looking ;) so if u think u might be interested let me tell you about my self. I'm 5'11 180 brown hair and blue eyes. I was born and raised in Hazard, Kentucky. I'm a coal miner soon to be making the big bucks lol. In high school I played football. I workout a lot, I bench 260lbs and squat 400lbs. Well thats all i can think of for now, so if u wanna talk more my yahoo ID is Jonathan_Lewis69, and my myspace url is www.myspace.com/lewisjon Peace out -Jon Lewis-

Aussie Ips
WILD storms pounding the north western states of America have wiped out one of Australia's major internet traffic routes to the US. Southern Cross Cable operations vice president, Dean Veverka, has confirmed that hurricane-strength storms and flooding have wiped out the carrier's Oregon cable route and halved its bandwidth between Australian and the US. Southern Cross's customers in Australia include iiNet, Internode and AAPT. The cable had been severed between its Nedonna Beach and Hillsboro facilities, Mr Veverka said. The company has a secondary cable that reaches the US coast via Hawaii and California. The outage has already begun hitting Australian internet providers. Greg Bader , the chief technology officer with Perth-based internet provider iiNet said it had already begun prioritising time-sensitive traffic to manage the outage. "We're certainly operating on less capacity than would be considered ideal at the moment. We're not really seeing it in the call centres at

The Great Hospital Bed Saga
It is now 430am as I write. You know that weird little seizure that sometimes wakes you up right before you go to sleep, that feels like you are falling out of a tree? Primatologists theorize that this seizure is a holdover from when humans were monkeys living in trees, and the seizure happened to make sure that when we monkeys went to sleep that we were safely wedged in the tree so we didnt fall to our deaths. Anyway, sometimes when I get woke up by that little seizure, it makes me alert. Due to the horrrible DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE that continues to haunt me, this seizure and a can of diet pepsi, are the only 'sleep' my brain has had tonight. The nurses on the graveyard shift (they hate it when I calll '3rd shift' that lol) have already decided that calling the 24 hour emergency bed repair line should be left to the next shift. This way I can get another hour and a half of the DWEEEEEEEEEE before the bed repairman even knows its broken. This will be in addition to however long that

I Hate The Bullshit
well i guess i should have listened when people told me that being around a certain some one who cause bull shit ! the questions OMG ! Just cause you with some one everyday does NOT mean you are fucking them ! I mean really !!! Or does it ?? Maybe it can be assumed but NOT ! Cant you be friends with some one and be around them and yeah even love them and NOT be fucking them ??? Well, I have proven that is possible ! I am so pissed off at the stupid people in this town who have ASSUMED that ... here's your answer .. NO we are not fucking .. we have not and will not . we are friends .. yeah we are close and all that .. but if i am going to have a friend with benefits it wont be him !

This Just In.....
Hello friends, This is the spot where I am going to put my daily ponderings and mindless drivel. I will try and keep it light and fun, but hey sometimes I get bent just like everyone else. TODAY'S QUOTES: 1. Got any gum?...Joe Walsh 2. Did you see the size of that chicken?...Unknown 3. Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!...Will Ferrell 4.And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair...Vince Vaughn -----------

Something Too Think About
How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly she/he can get back her/his focus on what's i mportant. Five years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a taxi cab in Indianapolis. Here's what happened: I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Indianapolis Airport. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches! The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did y

Who's Behind The Wheel
Who Is That Person Behind the Wheel? Truckers are found on highways, in truck stops,in service bays, ..ing docks,on bush roads and fuel stops, and often they are the first at the scene of an accident. Their wives help them. Little boys follow them.Relatives don't understand them. Meals must wait for them. Weather can delay them. But nothing can stop them. A trucker is a paradox. He is a blue-jeaned executive with his office in the cab. He is a scientist who hauls dangerous chemicals and explosives;a purchasing agent in a baseball cap;a personnel director with grease under his fingernails; a poor eater with a fondness for burgers and fries; a student of geography and a weather watcher who reads the clouds for snow or rain. He likes sunshine, children, smooth pavement, good traction,clean loads, dinner at home,weekends with his family, his shirt collar unbuttoned and country music(not all of us). And there is a special place in his heart for his rig. He's not too fond of cit

Poem,
Have you ever felt your heart over flow Have you ever gazed into someone’s soul Have you ever held on to someone else’s dreams Or when you look into there eye’s With out saying a word Know exactly know what they mean If I stared into your eyes Could you tell me what you see With out as much as a single blink Would you feel the real me If we walked and just shared a little time And never saying a word Such as your place or mine If I just held your hand So soft to the touch Would we both drift away Into another world Where we didn’t have to rush To watch the early morning dawn Or capture the last rays of the falling dusk Could any of this even come true If just by being so close To some one we love so much

Infatuation
Infatuation: Big word, simple meaning. When I hear that word, I think about you. I think about the way things are. The way I wish they were. I feel so foolish, thinking about you. Wondering if you're thinking about me too. Watching you, Hoping that as soon as I turn around you'll be watching me. There is no point to my obsession. All I see ahead is disappointment. Is it purely superficial, or does it go deeper than that? Does any of it have meaning, or is it just a waste of my time? As I think about all this, I wonder if I'll ever know you. If I'll get over my fear and do something. But what can I do? All these thoughts are so mixed up, and they're always in the back of my mind. New questions without answers. Infatuation: Foolosh Love

Would You Have Done It?
Last Thursday I was in line at my son's school awaiting to pick him up. In front of me was a newer Ford Focus, and in that car was a little head bobbing all around the back seat, and poking up through between the front seats. I could tell this child was no more that 2-3 years old. I was enraged, it brought back memories of 10 or so years ago, when I saw a toddler get ejected from their vehicle and land on their head a good 30-40 feet from the vehicle. So I sat in my truck contemplating should I get out and reprimand this mother who is allowing this.. Well, I did get out and go to her window, gave it a knock. She was a mid 30's Hispanic woman, her child was more than eager to poke up to the front to examine me as well. I said to her, ma'am you need to have your son in a car seat. Not only is it incredibly unsafe, but against the law and the police are usually here at the school looking for unsecured children to give out $400 tickets. Her response was "nodding her head, with

10 Rules
Ten Rules for Dominants Ten Rules for Submissives Be patient! Until you enter into a contract with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. Be patient! A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. Be humble. You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and ple

Do You Want Love
Do You Love-Why Look? Why do we look to see who we are? or do we? There is an old adage "Bad news travels ten times faster than good news" Unfortunately many people seem to do the same thing to themselves. They look into the mirror in their mind and pick out their flaws. I am not sure if this is a condition that lots of people have become a custom too, for many reasons. You have listened to other people comment on lots of things, starting back as far as when you were a toddler. " That kid never shuts up", "What is wrong with you can't you get it right", "Why can't you be like your...(brother, sister or your friend)? These are just a few examples that many people have been told, all of which are negative. After a while many people begin to believe that those statements are true, not to mention how hurtful they are. Many people have been put down by others who they think love them the most. Ever had your spouse or child make bad comments to you. This is a type of abuse that

My Poem To Devon
For the one I love A big burden was left upon whoever had my heart Truly a heavy feeling surrounded those near Warm expressions are all I needed from the start Although I received some, my thoughts are twisted with fear As the rain drops crush, so does my sanity The cloudy skies darken my emotion Mind and heart brought to a state of calamity Where I can no longer fulfill my devotion True partners always stay by each other's side In any phase of relationship they might be The gates of your heart are open wide Your trusting glances and open feelings are calling me Issues of my heart involve my lack of confidence Love life had never appeared as I longed for A big role of failure was played by my arrogance Whole relationships shattered, it was too big to ignore You embraced me as a loyal friend, I'm sure Whenever in trouble you summon me to your side Slowly, your personality came to lure A faithful friend who will always abide Your mind and heart never ceas

Naughtybuttnice
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Susan My Favorite Links http://www.naughtybuttnice.com

Dumbass Comments
So i was reading through some of my pic comments and i came across this one.....And just for the record..all of me is real I grew these babies myself thanks 8-P And he was talking about this photo Have a great day April ♥

Confused
hello there, Wow, this site is alitte hard to navigate. Someone told me someone was on here using my pictues, whick is why i made this profile. If you want to visit me on myspace, it might be easier, my full profile is there (with tons of pics!) Come find me (myspace.com/courtneyhandcock) Much Luv, Courtney

Are You Naughty
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

The Apron
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture tha

Truth Of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is whe

Sing Along.....
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing t

Maybe...what If?
Maybe . . we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. Maybe . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life an

Relationships
You will sometimes meet someone you believe is a soulmate; you feel the connection on many levels, perhaps instantly. And as you get to know each other more, you begin to feel the connection deepen and you feel that you must have an arrangement with this person that predated this lifetime. Do not assume, however, that this soul connection necessarily means that you are meant to be happily together for this lifetime. It may be that you are meant to be friends and allies, helping each other out. It may be that you are going to help each other in ways that even involve conflict and separation, but with an end result that is beneficial to you. It may be that you are going to learn some lesson from each other and then go your separate ways. What you need to do with all relationships, including those that have that instant and deep connection, is let be. You need to allow all of life, including close relationships, flow and evolve. You need to let people be who they are, not what you want

Restoring Old Photos
Sometimes when your looking through Junk you come across an old photo that time has done no justice to it, and memories could be lost for ever. Like this photo below But with the aid of a good photo editing software you can restore your memories

God Is Busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!! A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor event

Help Bomb
Here are friends who are trying to get a VIP. All help bombing would be appreciated. Thank you!!! Teresa only has 3600 to go for her 3 month VIP Debbie needs 15,000 comments for a one month VIP Midnightstar needs 60,000 comments, she has 48,000 to go yet

Research Paper
You all might or might not care. but I turned in my final research paper in my History class. I got a 45 out of a possible 50 on it. Still don't know what I got on my prior paper. Anyway if any of you want to read it, I have put it here for you. AMERICAN VIEWS ON FUNERAL DIRECTORS I wasn't sure what to do for this paper. Until I heard on the radio, the results from a survey that ranked funeral directors below journalist and above politicians. That got me to looking for the results of that survey. I was never able to find it. but I did find the results of gallup polls that included funeral directors from 1977 till 2005. All the polls ranked the funeral directors very high. My research also found a lot of negative press about funeral directors, things from newspaper stories about the illegal things funeral directors have done, books about the how the funeral industry takes advantage of people, TV special reports, websites slamming funeral homes with

Fallen Angel
stuck in the corner with torn and tethered wings wishing to be left alone to my own mind and thoughts praying that sometimes soon my wings will heal and grow again so that i might take flight to the skies with my fellow sisters and brothers my family of angels

Avoid Yellow Snow (in Honor Of The 1st Major Snowfall)
All I Need To Know I Learned From A Snowman.... It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing white is always appropriate. Winter is the best of the four seasons. It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. There's nothing better than a foul weather friend. We're all made up of mostly water. You know you've made it when they write a song about you. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun. It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet. It's fun to hang out in your front yard. There's no stopping you once you're on a roll. It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts. The Russian Debate A Russian couple was walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining" he said to his wife.

So What Is It? Sex Or Friends?
Men isnt it safe to say that we love sex?? But isnt it great how women try to use that againts us...especially if its just a new relationship or your fuck buddies because you can just go and find a new fuck buddy. Now I know that I am sounding pretty much like an arragont asshole but really im not...I just am mearly pointing out that we have more power than what they think ahhahahah

Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beholder
WE ALL HAVE FLAWS , LET ME TELL YOU'S ALIL SOMETHING THE PERFECT PERSON IS GOD , WHO THE HELL GAVE A PERSON THE RIGHT TO CALL SOMEONE UGLY , WELL ASS HOLE YOU NEED TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR , BECAUSE I BET ANYTHING YOUR ONE NASTY ASS , SORRY MOTHER ,BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP , ITS WHAT IS INSIDE , THAT MAKES A PERSON , SO, YOUR LUCKY I DON'T KNOW YOUR SORRY ASS , BECAUSE I TEL LYOU AFEW THINGS . PEOPLE LOVE DRAMA AND ARE ATTENTION SEEKERS . AND YOU KNOW I WILL TELL IT CALL IT LIKE IT IS . IMMATURE , PEOPLE FAR FROM ADULTS I SEE CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW KAGE'S FU WIFEY AND R/L OLE LADY

Christmas Program
Just got back from my 1st graders program. It was very nice..although was only 15minutes long. LMAO. I traded girl at work so I could go. Almost makes me wonder why I was so worried bout it. Was nice though. Now, my oldest boys is on the night I am working. GRrrrr. I thought it was next week. Oh well. Always next year.

I Need Votes Please
HEY EVERYONE. MY NAME IS KATIE AND I HAVE A PROFILE ON MYYEARBOOK.COM AND THERE IS THIS THING ON THERE CALLED BATTLES WELL I AM ENTERED IN 2 BUT I NEED SOME VOTES TO WIN THIS THING. SO IF ANYONE WOULD PLEASE JUST CLICK ON THESE LINKS TO VOTE. I AM NOT LOSING BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN. I WILL APPRECIATE ANY VOTES THAT I GET AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO MESSAGE ME AT ANY TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME EVERYONE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

I Owe My Mother...
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me abou

I Doubt Anyone Cares
Have you ever noticed that no matter how nice or polite you try to be that because you are a male you get treated like some boner with typing skills? Well I'm here to say that I am NOT that guy...Yes, I like to see naked women. Yes, if the conversation turns steamy, I will partake. But I am not just cruisin around lookin for someone to help me masturbate...I can buy porn and I have a GREAT imagination...If I talk to you, it really is honestly to talk to you. To get to know you and to be friends...If you can't handle that, whatever...

25 "facts" About Women
I think some of this was written by a man.. lol 1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3) Women "never" have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". 4) Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 5) Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. 6) Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. 7) Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. 8) Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just

12/4/07
Ok welp. Me and the hubby got into another fight tonight. he sent me a text telling me "f**K you, im coming home to get my stuff and stayin in the barracks". i said ok. he came home, and went straight to his computer. after about two hours, i went in there and was like can you take a few mins away from your computer to talk about this. I basically told him how i felt he told me pretty much what he wanted to tell me ( i know there was more, he just didn't wanna say it) so i flat out told him, if u want a divorce then speak up, i wasn't gonna live my life, fighting, miserable and crying all the time. that he needed to let me know what he wanted. He looked @ me and went back to his computer. and i walked out. sorry just wanted to rant

Things That Piss Me Off
Most of you know i dont send out bulletins or forwards much, but i found this to be very very important , so please watch the video and join me in boycotting Walmart , and places/companys like them.. I knew walmart was bad, but i didnt know all this, ty Rick for sharing it with me.. For those that know me, know this stuff really pisses me off and the tainted toys from china.. But what ticks me off the most is we all know this crap yet we dont band together to do anything about it.. so by doing nothing, we are allowing it. Thank You and Happy holidays all Lori Please Forward this along to your friends or at least tell them about it!. I know everyone is stressed out with all the loss of jobs and the economy the way it is here in Michigan and now reaching its way across the states.. So everyone is looking to find a good deal and save money. But PLEASE DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART!!! I am asking everyone to take a stand and BOYCOTT THEM!! Think of what the future is going to be

Fubucks & The Bonus
Hi well after getting a explanation why for past 3 weeks I have not seen on bar tab any sign of ON LINE BONUS (** --explanation below ) to help with the increasing of FU BUCKS and of course valued points ,i inquired why it is so that they have because like the Sth aussie bush DRIED-UP and vanished into thin air ,,,soo with that in mind after transfering lump sums around the place being mr nice guy assiting ppl for what ever reason .......i'll have to apply a FU bucks squeeze from now on LOL in other words do as the banks do when a Credit sqeeze hits us ,,so loan not approved action sorry all but till i increase FUBUCKS account wont be possible to transfer untill we can swim the Birddville Track ...and that aint happened since the last Ice age !!! heheeh it appears from the advise i was sent your loved bonus is based on activity based in other words ya gotta be in the Top 1000 active ppl for that hour to recieve bonuses ,,and as a

Im Back
i just got back i have been out for 2 weeks and im sorry to my friends and family that i havent been able to help yall out:( but my son had head surgery and he needs alot of attention so i'll help when i can thanks for understanding!!

Tantra By A Tantric Master
TRUE TANTRA BY A TANTRIC MASTER Welcome to the infinite domain of tantra! I am a well traveled new worldly European tantric master. I am 5'9", 170, 8" cut, and blue eyed, shaved heads, sensual older male who has been teaching tantra for 30 years in North America. I first got interested in Tantra when I was 5 years old, but it took 17 years to figure out how to take that sexual energy that starts between our legs and use it for more than pleasure and procreation. Imagine being able to use that same energy that creates the miracles of new humans and transmuting it as it is written in the book "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill, and being able to use it like the "Force" on Star Wars! That is the version of tantra I teach. It is a full body erotic tantra session using techniques which I have learned over the years to pull that energy out of you and show you what I can do with it. Sessions usually last an hour or more if you wish. Open to teaching men, women,

Rethinking Life??
So I have never been da type of person who likes hospitals, at all. They are a place full of death, disease, and germs. But I recently had 2 make a trip there, for 5 hrs. I was pretty worried bout what was wrong wit me, and I really started thinking bout what all I have drug my body through, n was thinking how much all dat could have taken off my life span. Well, I came 2 a decision and decided 2 slow down 4 a lil bit, not stopping cause I couldnt fully live wit out gettin 2 party, but I will slow down. Especially so I dont have 2 either compeletly stop, or droppin dead. It's better 2 live ne day I say!

Blah 1
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sur

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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want". "What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

What Is Love!
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds . The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make s

Momma Said There Be Days Like This
MURDERED HUSKIES *R.I.P. Roscoe and Sophie* These are furry furriends of my cats Summer & Misha Sabrina on MySpace.com Please read their story... Reposted From: http://lvasianj.stumbleupon.com/ Tamela and Russell Harper had two kids......Roscoe and Sophie. They were not human kids but furry kids with four legs and unconditional love for their parents. As kids do, they liked to roam around and wander off occasionally. Last week, they got a little too close to a neighbor's chickens.....nasty creatures that piss from their skin pores. (Bet you won't eat the chicken skin anymore, huh?!). Well, the owner of those nasty chickens shot Roscoe and Sophie. Shot them DEAD and put their lifeless bodies in trash bags and then offered them back to Tamela and Russell!! How shitty is that?! Can you imagine the gut-wrenching punch to the stomach that Russell felt when he was told that? And then he had to go home and tell Tamela what happened? That their only

Read This If U Can
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

Letter From Santa
LETTER FROM SANTA Body: 2 Cold Street North Pole, Canada H0H 0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my butt in bird crap. On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for

Life
my name is denise,im 46,5"1,140lb brown hair hazel eyes.i am happly married for 15 years.i have 6 kids and 3 grandkids and 2 more one the way.i have 17 tatoos and 5 body pericens.2 dogs,6 birds.i love to spend time with my hubby and kids and grandkids.i like gardening,cleaning,being with my friend and partying,to much some times.i don't drink just like to smoke a fat one.i love animals.i like to go for walks.hate tv,but love music.and would like to meet some new friends.im not as boreing as i seam just get to know me u will see.

My Birthday And My Life
sometimes i hate the fact that i am going to be 40 on the 21st of this month, my life is not completely on the track that it should be on. i mean hey have been married three times and in the process still of my third divorce, shit happens right? you fall in love with the wrong people sometimes cuz they say the right words to you and you fall for them. pretty lies is what my mother has always told me they are. i have a really amazing man in my life though i have hurt him several times i still love him and i know he loves me despite my faults or at least i hope he does. i guess turning 40 should have been a great milestone in my life, i have a so so job but i have five wonderful kids 3 of whom i have not talked to since 2000 on my birthday thanks to my second husband, men can be such asses at times and my oldest i talk to all the time via MSN or the phone got to see him when i went up to my step mom's funeral that was in itself not a fun event wish i knew her better before she passe

~what Starts With An F & Ends With A K?~
What starts with F and ends with K? - You'll love it!! A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?' Harry: '9.' Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?' Harry: '36.' And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Bro

¢¾~pride~¢¾
I tell you, even rocks crack, and not because of age. For years they lie on their backs in the heat and in the cold, so many years, it almost seems peaceful. They don’t move, so the cracks stay hidden. A kind of pride. Years pass over them waiting. Whoever is going to shatter them., hasn’t come yet And so the moss flourishes, the seaweed whips around, the sea pushes through and rolls back – the rocks seem motionless. Till a little seal come to rub against them, comes and goes away. And suddenly the rock had an open wound. I told you, when rocks break, it happens by surprise. And people, too.

Story Of My Life
YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... Opening Credits: closing time, semi sonic Waking Up: man in the box, alice in chains First Day At School: animals, nickel back Falling In Love: hero of the day, metallica Fight Song: by the way, red hot cheli peppers Breaking Up: smash, the offspring Prom: congradulations, blue october Life: figured you out, nickel back Mental Breakdown: lose it, emenim Driving: freshman, the virve pipe Flashback: one, metallica Getting back together: hey God, bon jovi Wedding: bang blame, rem Birth of Child: sound of silence simon and garfukel Final Battle: save me, shine down Death Scene: lie to me, bo

R I P Mi Padre
5/12/07 Awoken by the news that my dad had passed away this morning. After several attempts to fight his heart condition,it sadly got the best of him. My dad had been in hospital for almost a week now and last night he had a heart attack and had his life support line switched off. If you know what a fathers love is like then u can relate to the burnin sensation in my heart. I've cried non-stop since I got the news and its only the strength that keeps me standing. I know my daddy is ascending into heaven and now he's with my mother..watching down on me. He left behind : 6 children 5 grand children many nieces & nephewss 3 brothers and 4 sisters work partners &. alot of family and friends who will miss him unconditionally! R I P Mi Padre.... Jeffrey Gustavo Simone 21/08/55 --> 05/12/2007 x

The Master
The Master. Who is the Master? I am the Master. Many people may have a problem with what I type but a blog is to express One's feelings or what that person wishes. In My home, I am the KING, The Master. I have total control over what I own, and who submits to Me. Yes, I own a female submissive. she is proud to say I own her too. I have owned her for 6 years now. I have had as many as 4 females living under My roof at the same time. 2 were Mine, and 2 I was training to be a great submissive for their Master. God made woman for a rib of Adam. That makes woman an item placed on this earth to serve the Master and Mistress. This is were many both male and female start to fight words with Me. There is no fight, as it's My words, and My Life. I have heard both sides of the fight and yet I still believe in My lifestyle. The part that I always find is that so many females and males who are submissive try to stand up strong in front of others and friends. But get that submi

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These two boots of mine have brought me a long way Through rain and sunshine, Through badlands and better days Well I've seen a thousand faces, and I'll see a thousand more This life is a long journey- And it's not over that's for sure So just remember when you're lying With your back against the floor And someone yells surrender But you want to fight more Just remember that feeling Gonna keep you alive Get you over hurdles and through struggles in your life So life throws you a curve and you don't know if you'll survive You withdraw from yourself; your luck has taken a dive You think to yourself, Could this really be the end You try to find your faith, But it's gone like a lost friend So just remember when you're lying With your back against the floor And someone yells surrender But you want to fight more Just remember that feeling Gonna keep you alive Get you over hurdles and through struggles in your life

Pisces
AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CANT TOUCH TAURUS- THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not REPost CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart.

Hello From A Litlle Wicca
Oh my my first blog........shivers..........how exciting..... I am lookig forward to celerbating Yule this year. It will my first Wiccan celebration..however it calls for going Sky clad (naked) and I am not exactly sure I want express myself to nature, naturally. lol. Not to mention it is getting pretty darn cold outside. I surely do not want frostbite on my.............toes :) Blessed be and I will let you know how it turns out

Something About Me
was reading an old letter I had writen to an old GF and found this in there looking left looking right tossing turning through the night not a sight not a sound not a feeling not a touch open my eyes and your not by my side my ears hear no sound of your sweet breath my finger's not feeling your hair running between them my skin not feeling your soft touch this is every night this is every day every minute that your away I know I dont say it like I should and I dont always sound excited to hear your voice but I wanted to say Thank You For Loving Me Sometimes and now looking back actions say more then words but some times you still need to say whats in your heart

What The??????
Im just thinkn out loud but what is up with this??? we have this war going on ok cool. why did this war start? was it the distruction of the twin towers? I think not. Was it because the leader of that country had wepons of mass distruction? i think not. is it because our fine president wanted a war so he could play army? i think not. is it because our fine president wanted to apiese the country because of the twin towers desaster? i think not. is it truely a war on terror??? i think not. to get to the world thing. in this country we had something called a labor union. does any one know why they were formed? if you know that than where have they gone? companies are making record proffit and workers are making record low wage compaired to inflation.(dont be telln me there is no inflation yall know thats BS) and thats up with the credit cards and the way they handle intrest and payments. banks have a licence to steal. if your account is over drawn