Okay, I've just had the strangest past couple of days i've had in quite a long time.
It all started when I was walking home the other night, and it just so happens that the quickest route for me involves going down a back alley -- the kind of place where middle class gentlemen like myself are often mugged.
In the past, I have not had any problems. I have, however on occasion, taken the long route home when there appeared to be tramps hanging about.
So, on friday, I was taking the route as usual, and I noticed a couple of black guys hanging out on the corner.. That would not have normally bothered me, but as I drew closer I noticed that there were also quite a few youths with them.
It appeared that one of them noticed me coming down the alleyway, and the lot of them began to work their way down the alley to meet me -- and by now you understand, I'm about to shit my pants, but I didnt run or anything. It's not like I had anything valuable on me, and I would look pretty stupid if I just turned tail and dashed back towards the main road.
Instead of pulling a knife on me, one of the chaps pulled out an iPod and plugged it into a pair of speakers that I supposed they had laid there beforehand.
So then I get hit with this ridiculously loud dance music, and all of the sudden the whole group starts pulling off a load of insane moves in perfect synch with each other
That was when I realized - that I was being served.
