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Kiss Me!!!
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Anger Management.....
Ten Ways to Deal With Anger 1. When you are angry say nothing.If we speak in anger we will definitely aggravate the situation and quite likely hurt the feelings of others. If we speak in anger we will find that people respond in kind, creating a spiral of negative anger. If we can remain outwardly silent it gives time for the emotion of anger to leave us. ďWhen angry count to ten before you speak. If very angry, count to one hundred. ď~Thomas Jefferson2. Be indifferent to those who seek to make us angry.Some people may unfortunately take a malicious pleasure in trying to make you mad. However if we can feel indifferent to them and their words; if we feel it is beyond our dignity to even acknowledge them, then there words and actions will have no effect. Also if we do not respond in any way to their provocation they will lose interest and not bother us in the future.3. Use reason to stop anger.When we feel anger coming to the fore try to take a step back and say to yours
Now What
How Tall Are You
how tall are you ?
From Lynnie
System Went Down Today??
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give ************************************************* To my friends and family, I will be coming around to rate all your pictures again, this will take some time, obviously. but I will get around to it.
Evil Women
her name is sheri from mantica and she is a evil crewl person i will post a pic when i get a chance
Good Friends Wanted!
A Good Idea
Solution to Save Gasoline > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! > That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... > Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... > When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... > Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... > After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... > He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . > This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... > If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the can
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Things From Me
Since my HS graduation this past June Iíve had my eye on this girlÖSara. Sara and I had been in the same classes for most of our school years. I had never really noticed her until Sr. Gym classÖ I had watched Sara exercise and work out in the skimpiest of gym outfits. Sara is blonde and was the most beautiful and sexy cheerleader in our class. All the boys in school were constantly trying to get into her pants, and to be honest with you, my own heart would literally do a flip flop imagining what it would be like to squeeze and suck on her large breasts that were constantly peeking out through the top of the tight T-shirts she wore. Watching her strut her stuff up and down the halls, I spent many a moment in deep thought, picturing in my mind, the utter thrill of parting her long, lean legs and caressing her with my tongue. I lived for the day the opportunity might arise to show her the value of a feminine touchÖ To me, Sara seemed to know the score, and I was positive that none
Absolutely Hilarious
alright you have to watch these in there sub sequent order this is so fucking funny but here it goes Part 1: Part 2: Part 3:
do you have a favorite dessert ?
the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true
Hey people I would like you to stop in and take a look at this site if you are a buyer and seller on ebay this site has everything you can emagine in here. Rock ON
New Here!
Hey all, Thanks to my great friend Jimi I decided to join fubar! So yes I'm new here! Seems like fun! Feel free to add/chat to me etc- Love to hear from you all! I'm 22 years old. I live In SC, I just moved here. I am originally from The UK England Baby wohooo! I am a professional Fetish/alt model. I Love music, Tattoos, having fun and being crazy. Come say Hi!
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Stress is a part of life of course, we all know this. But why allow it to control your life? Do you not know that only YOU can control who or what you allow into your life? You can be the most caring loving person in the world but why allow a stressful person or thing to control your happiness? Is it that hard for you to say no to something? Why must you be everyone else's therapist? I've given the advice that I can and now it's time to focus on me. I have 3 weeks to figure out what to do before I'm deep up shit's river screwed up to the world, so you deal with you and I'll do me. I am always a friend but if you gonna continue to let people run YOUR life then that's on YOU!
Buy Me A Drink!
Will someone please buy me a drink? I am dry!! While you are at it...tell me how to work this fubar! Thank you!!
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all locked, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. The missus in her teddy and me in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and her fanny went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, And opened the curtains, while she played with herself. The light of the moon on the snowman we'd built, Revealed a broom up his ass, clean to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Fukz, Either slow do
Simply put,Badissy=Booty,pussy,an dick!......lmao
THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards! Dear Mr. Baker, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut an
once in a life time people find it hard to deal with life, for a sample, A woman stay with a man for so long and the man cheats on her, or beats her, which I think is bullshit, but that woman stays, WHY??? this is not for just woman, it happends to men also. when you look back on all the years that you have lost in that relationship, you wonder was it ever worth it? well sure it was, but the heartache will always be there, wondering why did he/she every hit me, and what did I do to desirve it??? life is short people, get a grip at reality, and move forward to better things in life, I know I have..... thank you all for reading this, have a wonderful day
Friends Survey Hope I receive it back from you. Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun! What time is it ? 4:27 pm What's your full name ? Chales Anthony Joseph Vebilun What are you most afraid of ? Spending best years of my life alone What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theater ? Phenomenon Place of birth Philadelphia, Pa Favorite Food Chocolate Cake with Cherries & Coconut Icing What's your natural hair color ? Black Ever been to Alaska ? Nope Ever been toilet paper rolling -? Dunno what that is ??? Love someone so much it made you cry Yes Been in a car accident Yes Croutons or bacon bits Bacon Favorite day of the week Sunday, when I spend alot of time with JESUS Favorite restaurant I.H.O.P. Favorite Flower Res Roses Favorite spor
Maejic Bones
MST3K is back! Well, sort of.† Many of you may remember a show called MST3K, or Mystery Science Theater 3000, if you want to get technical about it. If you've never heard of the show, or just want to refresh your memory, Wikipedia describes it thus: "Mystery Science Theater 3000 (often abbreviated MST3K) is an American cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson and produced by Best Brains, Inc. that ran from 1988 to 1999.The series features a man and his robot sidekicks who are trapped on a satellite in space and forced to watch a selection of terrible movies, especially (but not initially limited to) science fiction films. The premise of the show is that the man and his robots make a running commentary on the film, making fun of its flaws and wisecracking their way through the film in the style of a movie theater peanut gallery. Series creator Hodgson originally played the stranded man, Joel Robinson. When he left in 1993, series head writer Michael J. Nelson replaced him a
Just Sayin
Just sayin...I need to really get my shit together Just sayin...I just beat up this sunkist orange soda like it was my job Just sayin...I really should be working Just sayin...I regret some recent events and decisions I've made Just sayin...I should abstain from sex Just sayin...I shouldn't abstain from sex am I crazy!!! Just sayin...I hate wearing the same damn work uniform everyday Just sayin...I like wearing the same damn work uniform because I don't have to decide what to wear the next day! Just sayin...I'm running out of things to say Just sayin...I've just thought of some more things... Just sayin...I like my car...a lot! Just sayin...its cool...its gray...sporty, quick, handles nice.... Just sayin...I like wearing my Air Force 1's to work Just sayin...everyone laughs at me when I do Just sayin...they are dirty tho...because I've been too lazy to clean the mofos Just sayin...........I gotta pee... later
Maken Money!
Soo Tired
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
your a newbie swing bye my page i'll return the flavor
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
What Do We Have Misunderstandings
why do we ever have misunderstandings ever try to talk to somebody and kinda joke around and they get mad and shut you out forever ,or some for some reason they didnt get what you said and then you say your sorry and no matter what they still dont or wont talk to ya sometimes i wish i had all the answers
My First Sci Fi
The avatar, the moonbeam, the wind, dust and debris. The whole 9 yards. The orange glow of the sky meant trouble. The red dust swimming in the plains. I could see it from my vantage point. But I could not get a good reading. My locator was busted, the solar flares wreaking havoc on it. If I could only get a visual, I could nail it. The earth trembled under my feet. With each movement I knew the army was approaching. Here I was on this freakin planet with it's sulphur stench of Dante's best prose, and I was stuck! But - all was not lost. I was alive and breathing. So there was still hope. Hope springs eternal. Right? My butt may be eternally on this planet. Rayne had abandoned me long ago. She took off chasing her one big problem. The bounty hunter who hogarted her personal belonging. Tough call for her, I was having way too much fun for her to leave this behind.
I Want This Guy! Is He Out There?
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares into your eyes [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]
Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last
What *i Need* In A Man
i know i feel like a wishy washy person but thats because i'm bipolar and my mood changes my personality sometimes slightly but other than that i don't expect my man to be like that i NEED a ROCK...i need someone who is going to be the same and constant in my life and i would want that person to be a Christian because that way i have someone to lead by example when i start to sway
Sometimes I wonder about things a little to much. It seems like everywhere I turn, darkness is there. Now I'm not talking about lights being turned off. I'm talking about the evils in this world. Depression, sadness, the pain what some people call love. I honestly can say that it is hard for me to believe in it anymore. So much pain and misery. It makes me question my own faith. It seems like every time I try to make things good, darkness destroys it. So should I stay in with the darkness and find some new faith? You might say no, and try to talk me out of it, but it still makes me wonder. I know now that I will not ever be loved nor trusted no matter what I do in my life. So for here on out all and everything I do will be for me and only me. Darkness 1 me 0 for eternity. May God help me one way or the other.
Once Again...
Ok...its my 5th profile.. I have changed everything I can... name, email addy, pic..everything... so once again.. I see how long this one takes before i get delted once again...
The Watch
Today our navy has given most of the pomp and circumstance, the honors, traditions, and ceremonies back to historyÖtime does not give us the freedom to do these things from the pastÖbut, we still have to stop all engines, lay about smartly, and drop anchor to pay homage to one of our shipmates going ashore. To honor the years served, the guidance, the leadership, the friendship and the expertise that this shipmate has freely given. This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the
Thinking Of Leaving Fubar Should I Drop Me An E-mail Please!!!
well shall i stay or go not sure just doing some thinking. if care read if ya don't who gives a fuck!!! message me let me know or leave some comments no comments by next wekk fuck it i'm gone!! to all my friends and family love you all and to all the BBW'S YOU ARE FUCKING HOTT LOVE TO HAVE SOME CRAZY NIGHTS WITH YOU!!! LATER JIM
As I sit here in this lonely room my mind begins to wander Thru thoughts and hopes and dreams Soon I begin to ponder Will the end be worth the pain Loves heart must endure today WiIl our lives be the same Shoud we decide to stay I want so badly to be with you To do the things I cannot do Feel your heart your soul your mind Our two lives intertwined To wake each morning by your side Kissing hugging overcoming ere what to be tide Hoping things will go our way Too many lives hurt if we say Lets go and be together Family ties we must sever But alas victory would be mine For in this pain Then I would find
Adult Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
My Love
My friend was the kind of friend that would be there for you if you needed him and never complained about it. He made me feel like i was the most wonderful person in the world and made the earth spin off its axis's, but things got a little shakey and we parted ways. I think about him all the time and wonder how he's doing and if he's taking care of himself and so forth. The nights were really bad, wanting him, needing him, wanting to go places where we went before, but could never cause he's not here. Wondering if he found someone else to take my place, and hoping that she's treating him good, cause i really want that for him, and then out of the blue he calls me and those feelings that i thought were gone resurface, like a vengence. Taking me to memories that i have buried deep inside and never wanted to resurface again. Hearing his voice sent shivers up and down my spine, cause he has that kind of voice that makes you just sigh with longing, wanting to feel his arms around me, his
Livingston And Lonely
I Shall Be Free No.10 By Bob Dylan
I'm just average, common too I'm just like him, the same as you I'm everybody's brother and son I ain't different from anyone It ain't no use a-talking to me It's just the same as talking to you. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay I said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." Well, I don't know, but I've been told The streets in heaven are lined with gold I ask you how things could get much worse If the Russians happen to get up there first. Wowee! Pretty scary! Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But if you think that I'll let Barry Goldwater Move in next door and marry my daughter You must think I'm crazy! I wouldn't let him do it for all th
To All Wanna Be Friends
Everyone on here post blog's and Mumm's and expectyou to go read and reply and comment. Well so did I and needed some help on a small matter, and not the first person replied or responded back. So from now on if you want my opinion or need me to help out, forget it want happen.
It is December 17th! wow. Only 8 days to Christmas. I have so much to do and so little time. I spent all day wrapping presents and didn't get them all done. I have a package coming on the 20th with presents that I will have to wrap, some stuff I ordered on the internet. I still have my Dad, my Step mother, my brother-in-law, my niece and nephew and grandfather to buy for. I still need to get a couple more things for Christopher too. After wrapping his presents, I noticed he has been shorted. I think I will either go shopping tonight or go tomorrow after my physical therapy appointment. Friday we are having a dinner party. I always have a dinner party for my friends at Christmas and make a prime rib roast. They all look forward to it every year. It is only 8 of us this year since 2 of our friends moved away. It started out years ago with people in the neighborhood and they have come and gone. Now, it is us remaining in the neighborhood that do this. We have known
Patriotic Pic Contest Need Help
Please Help! I Am In A Patriotic Contest! Starting December 17th I Need All The Help I can Get! But Who Could Be More Patriotic Than A Marine! Click The Pic And Drop A Few Hundred Comments :D DJ_CorporalD
Fubar Vs Myspace
okay. whatever. i don't get this fubar thing. and saying that i'm wondering how many people must think i'm retarded because they find it to be so easy...i think that about people that tell me that they don't get myspace. yes, i'm a myspacer..i'm not much for this fubar crap...but because i have friends that have it...i'm here, too. for those of you that send me messages and whatnot, sorry if i don't respond. can't say i ever really get on here. in the battle of fubar vs myspace..i'd have to say for me...myspace wins. that is all.
The Real Meaning Of Christmas
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny (which is amazing in itself!!! hahaha) so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on s
Hi People
hi people
Here it is the Christmas wish list. All you have to do is post this and let people check off what they would want to do to you. []Hug []Kiss on cheek []Kiss on lips []Hold hands []Cuddle []Make out []Sit on your lap []Go on a date with you []Just be friends []Be more than friends []Love me []Like me []Kiss under the Mistletoe []Get to know me more []be with me []just hangout with me []Love me for ever till the day you die How old do I look? [] pre-teen 11-12 [] early teens 13-15 [] mid-teens 16-17 [] late teens 18-19 [] early twenties 20-23 [] mid twenties 24-26 [] late twenties 27-29 [] early thirties 30-33 [] mid thirties 34-36 [] late thirties 37-39 How good do I look from 1-10 (1- ugly/10- hott) [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Would you come visit me? [] yes [] no Am I: [] okay [] hott [] sexy [] cute Would you rather: [] makeout [] cuddle [] go out [] none of the above Would u e
Rock N Roll!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok Snowed In just booked ourselves for a battle of the bands on the 29th in Cody. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, I'm freakin out!!!! I have never EVER performed live and since I've only been really playing(instead of just toying with the idea) for four months and this is a competition, I'm really hoping I don't screw it up for us. The first prize is 500 bucks which will go towards wireless setups for our guitars and mics which we really, REALLY need right now. At the same time I'm not really worried about winning, I just want to put on a good show. It's weird, I'm terrified and at the same time pumped as hell about it. And I don't get scared. I've looked death in the eye three times in my life and never blinked. This must be what it's like to feel alive! It is truly the best feeling I've ever felt. Better than any drug I've ever taken! I finally after 11 years of being clean I have found my calling. I realized that I've just been stagnate and drifting along til now. This is m
3 Sons
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it." Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel any more. My eyesight isn't what it used to be. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
Finally 6 Top Q & A You Been Waiting For
FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under." Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch... AND: Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT? A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Things I Believe In
Dont Know What To Do
After spending a week or so reading and commenting on some of the mumms that get posted here I start asking myself is this really what is on the minds of people today. Have we transgressed ourselves into this sub culture of sex, drugs, violence, and stupidity? What ever happened to morality and honor? Where have all the people disappeared too that still believe in living life with a code of ethics? I do not even dare claim to be perfect for I know I have many flaws myself, however I try to progress and become a better person through experience, learning, and changing myself into what I would consider someone with morality, honor, commitment, and courage. Men use to court women with poems and songs.. often spending a ton of their time trying their best to prove that they are worthy and admirable enough for the love of that lady.. now it just seems like everyone jumps into the first bed they get an offer from. Am I alone in my thoughts and is it true that possibly I am a part of a
First Blog...a Little About Me....the Day....
I did 2 surveys for fubucks and ended up not getting any?!? DancingQueen there's a jager with your name on to find the
I feel so sad now. I need a real drink or maybe some good advice because the last one i took fcuk'd me up!!!!!
Great White Sharks
The Great White Shark is a widely distributed species of coastal and offshore shelves in temperate and sub-tropical areas. It is thought to have local populations that show some evidence of migratory behavior. It is a large (5 m) marine predator, vilified for its occasional attacks on humans. It is thought to have a low reproductive rate, reaching sexual maturity at 9-10 years of age and producing between two and ten pups after a 12 month gestation period once every two to three years. The species is relatively long-lived. The Great White Shark is uncommon compared to other sharks and evidence from protective beach netting in Australia, California and South Africa as well as game fishing and commercial captures are all reporting declining captures of the Great White Shark indicating that the population of the species is in decline. Australia proposes to list the Great White Shark (Carcharodon carcharias) and including all species which any Party identifies as being subject to re
I Want You To Stay
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me you'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better Cause you said forever And ever Who knew Remember when we were such fools And so convinced and just too cool Oh no No no I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you friend I'd give anything When someone said count your blessings now 'fore they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever And ever Who knew Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong and That last kiss
Best Friend
What Is It With Cheaters?
Why do men and women cheat knowing that it will hurt the one they are with?.. and men try to get laid by women who are already with someone i pisses me off that people cheat and think they won't get caught....the end
Happy Holidays
Its That Time Again
Well I guess by now, most of you have opened the gifts, and have decided to either return them or keep them, Time to take down the tree. I Ritual which in my family requires a great deal of debate. First of all we have an Artifical tree, that comes apart in pieces. Which means we always misplace a piece and frantically search the whole house to locate it, seems the dog has developed a taste for artifical tree tops and has neatly dragged it off, quietly munching on the ornaments as he goes. Then decideing that it is his property growls at us when we attempt to take whats left of it back. Whats worse the tree Never fits back in the box it came in! seems its somehow grown an inch or two over the years. Then the final insult is that once we put it it away for the year, come christmas we can never find it. Well it isn't where we put it! until we realise that it is but that since it was last used, we accumulated more stuff and covered its box with several tons of unused stuff that we got
Yahoo = Victoriabebeface
New Year?
The New coming... What to do? Well everyone makes these silly New Years Resolutions... But do you keep them.? Most of us do not... Why we are humans, creatures of habits... So giving your self more pressure like trying to keep a resolution, is just gonna screw you up royally. So before you get out that note_pad and starting writing down... Your New Year's prayer's & wishes... Think of this.... DE_Clutter your life... Yes we all have ton's of junk, what do I mean by junk, well lets see. We have broken cd players, vcr's (remember those) old computer monitors a few keypads, several mouse pads, (why some of us even have a broken or real crappy Cassette tape player)... The list goes on, then there's the Exercise bikes, and the buy it on TV, for the today only price of $19.95...pieces of junk, that just clutter up our closets, basements, storage rooms, etc. (I know this BECAUSE I Made a Good Living throwing out other peoples JUNK). So instead of A New's Years EV

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15 Feet Of Chain
The Kinky Cards informed me that after dinner out my DOM was taking me to the hardware store to make a purchase. The only clue he gave me was "clink clink". "Oh my", I thought, "this sounds interesting". All during dinner that evening I was on edge. The food was excellent and our conversation was lively, but I couldnít seem to keep my mind from wandering to our shopping trip. After dinner we hopped into Samís little red sports car and drove to the local hardware store. A nice older gentleman asked us if we needed any help finding what we were looking for. Sam winked at me and told him we were fine on our own. I followed Sam as he wandered through the store looking at various tools and household items. We ended up at the back corner of the store where there were huge spools of rope and chains. I finally understood; Sam was buying me chains! My thoughtful DOM invited me to browse the selection. There were probably 15 different types to choose from. Household-duty links felt too
Ending The Year
I am not making any resolutions because it seems I can never keep them. What I will do is take one day at a time and do the best I can each day.
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I Spent The Night Fighting For U Care?
okay so my exbf IMs me and like we had an argument before about me and older guys. so tonite he IMs me and asks me and i tell him and he gets down my throat. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!and oh yah like 20 mins b4 this my bf yelld at me. and here i am fuckin fightin for him. i hope he cares. sxeguitars88: hey Northern Heart15: hey whats up sxeguitars88: not much sxeguitars88: you Northern Heart15: same sxeguitars88: cool Northern Heart15: hows the college life sxeguitars88: good. ready to go back to it. i hate durham Northern Heart15: hah oh ur home?when do u go back sxeguitars88: i\'m leaving the 19th Northern Heart15: oh wow for barton sxeguitars88: yup Northern Heart15: nice Northern Heart15: ne new love interest? sxeguitars88: no particular one. i have sights on a few but no definites Northern Heart15: aww sights lol sxeguitars88: yeah Northern Heart15: idk its funny sxeguitars88: lol basically there are 2 if i really tried i could and one i just started talking to N
I Tried! ,luv ,& Laugh
Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Screw Love !!!! #$$@@~!!
July. Yup Most Fits!!
?JULY = WEIRDO -outgoing personality. -takes risks. -feeds on attention. -no self control. -kind hearted. -self confident. -loud and boisterous. -VERY revengeful. -easy to get along with and talk to. -has an "everything's peachy" attitude. -likes talking and singing. -loves music. -daydreamer. -easily distracted. -Hates not being trusted. -BIG imagination. -loves to be loved. -hates studying. -in need of "that someone". -longs for freedom. -rebellious when withheld or restricted. -lives by "no pain no gain" caring. -always a suspect. -playful. -mysterious. -"charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. -stubborn. -curious. -independent. -strong willed. -a fighter.
A Poem About Liars
He whispered in my ear Words that took me ectasy Sentences that made my spine tingle Paragraphs that made my wetness pour Dialogues that made me wonder about our future He told me everything I wanted to hear Everything except the truth... ~Jade
See Ya
I have decided to delete my profile, as I have not been on much lately and don't really have the time to dedicate to this. Nothing against Fubar, which is pretty cool, as I have also deleted my MySpace account. I wish all of you the best. Axelq2
The Key
There are many locks and with such are many keys with most keys they are returned but with one lock where one key and only one key can unlock it Once that key is given away the key can never be returned It becomes the sole possession of the recipient forever theirs For this is no random key but is a special key This key is not handed to one another lightly but rather earned over time For several years people work to earn this key once given this key, the one key that will forever more unlock not a door to a house or a car but unlock The person's heart forever at that point in time when they give that key they will then for the first time understand True Love
Random.. But Do It :)
1. Who are you?....... 2. Are we friends?........ 3. When and how did we meet?........ 4. Do you hav a crush on me?......... 5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........ 6. Give me a nickname and explain why?........ 7. Describe me in 1 word........ 8. what was ur first impression of me?....... 9. do u still think the same?...... 10. What reminds u of me?..... 11. If you could give me anything wat would it be?...... 12. How well do u know me?...... 13. Whens the last tym u saw me?..... 14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?...... 15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wat i say about u?...
Disadvantaged People's Day.
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal Or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine,You're special !!!
Id Like Too
I want to write poetry on your skin. I want to sink my teeth into the ridge of your hip until there's a five-seven-five pattern there. I want to take pens and markers and razor blades and carve an epic into you, laving typos with my tongue. I want to claw sonnets on your back, fourteen lines of fingernail marks in perfect iambic pentameter. I want fingerprint-bruise-couplets on your forearms and red-half-moons of villanelle on your inner thighs. I want you stretched out and tied to the bedposts like new paper, clean and begging for me to cover you with my words. I want to etch my love into you before you forget
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For All The Lovers
I love this song..its dedicated to all my fellow fubarians
Click It Come See Us
Leisa's Blog
Not to be confused with showing some love.... Ratings of 1 preferred LOL "Da Sox" A nice gentleman that shoutboxes you asking you for your IM and then calls you Cunt and other colorful expressions after simply explaining you don't just give out your IM to everybody that shoutboxes you. A nice piece of work this guy. Thanks!
Stoned Kings
Gotta check this! "" Just release their first two singles on iTunes. This will be their first album to blow up, but it's actually their second. Gotta go check them at ""
Yeaaaaaaaaa S.d. Chargers
I'm a 49'er and Raider Fan but they aren't in playoff so Go Chargers.. I'm In Texas But Cali Teams Rock......YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Suck that down
Words To Live By
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Fat Bitch
Fat Bitch "Fat Bitch!"? That's all you got? I eat "fat bitch" like a cookie, the crunchy sweetness satisfying all the way down... with a nice sugar buzz when it hits my bloodstream. Yeah, I'm a fat bitch, alright. I won't get out of your way. I won't change myself to make you feel better. I won't take your shit. And I most assuredly won't feel ashamed. I'm a fat bitch who holds her head high and knows who I am and is not intimidated by some small-minded bully trying to intimidate with hate and ignorance. I'm a fat bitch who eats what she likes and makes love when she wants and lives and loves OUT LOUD. I'm a fat bitch who won't shut up or get out of your way. "Fat Bitch!"? Why thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not here to please you. Your opinion of me is not my concern. This fat bitch is here to live MY life on MY terms. Fat Bitch, indeed. Kathy Barron, copyright 2006
To All My Dear Friends
Hi to ya all I just wanne let ya know that end of this week I will get my profile down. Don't like to do that butt it's because I'm never online,will miss alot of ya my friends butt it is not ok to be never online and that I get message why do ya not send me something it's that I'm to busy to be online so now ya know it all that I will get my profile down and of this week. Love ya'll and hope all will be good for ya in the rest of ya live and ya never know maybe I see ya again someday gone miss ya'll TC Vinny
Smoking Ban
Oh My God
Bouncer Id Checks
Ok what the hell is with all the bouncer id checks. i seem to get them alot and it really pisses me off. can anyone explain to me why i get them so much? sorry but i had to spout about this. i get them so much, does anyone else? ok i am done ranting... lol
Dont Know What Im Doing
i have no idea how to work my profile..somebody help me please!
Aka Lick Alot Puss
hey ladies show me some love
My Crush
At What Point Is It Considered Cheating?
Two old friends find each other on myspace. These people have been good friends before, even dated a long time ago. Innocent letter writing takes place in the beginning, and then it becomes more flirtatious, ultimately leading up to one of the parties re-falling in love with the other. It is hard to figure out how the second part of the equation feels about the situation, seeing the words written donít really amount to much more than fluffed up nothings. Time goes on and eventually they meet up in the summer at Bumpershoot. This first meeting goes as anybody would guess, just harmless interactions, with nothing else taking place. More time goes on, and eventually they rendezvous again in Seattle at a club. This is after some more flirtatious letters and text messages are sent to one another (provocative picture messages are sent, too.). What goes on in the club and outside the club is unclear, but it would be the setup for the next night. The story goes is that he was
Martin Luther King Jr
My Color
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?
Do Me A Favor?
Click the link for a couple days every now and then :)
The Health Benefits Of Beer
When you reach for an ice cold mug of suds on a hot summer day, you're not just quenching your thirst, you're doing something healthy for your body -- seriously! What if your doctor prescribed you a medicine that could reduce strokes, heart and vascular disease, and the incidence of cataracts and breast cancer cells? You would take it every day, right? Well, you won't have to see your doctor for this remedy, but you may want to visit your favorite bartender. It's fairly common knowledge that beer has a relaxing effect on the body and can reduce stress, but there are a myriad of other health benefits of this potent potable that are not as apparent at your local happy hour. There has never been better reasons to enjoy a cold one. So test your beer health IQ. The Healthy, Happy Hour Beer Quiz: True or false? Beer is good for your heart. True: A Dutch study conducted by TNO Nutrition and Food Research found that a known reference for predicting future cardiovascular disease,
Stupid Bitches On Fubar
I hate all these bitches on here telling me that my man is cheating on me... Thats hella fucked up... If you dont want me here just tell me and I will leave...
Free Power Mall
Hi there im Angela i would like to tell you about a way you can make money with no money and its free its called my Power Mall it is free to join and the key is well its kinda like yuwie you just give malls away free like i do it does not cost anything and anyone can do it and its a amazing income.Speaking of amazing incomeÖ letís look at the money that can be generated when you give away Shopping Malls to 10 people who then give away 10 Shopping Malls of their own Ė all the way down through 9 Tiers.Your own Mall occupies Shopping Tier 1. The 10 people you give it away to will be on your second Shopping Tier. They get 10 each which puts 100 people on your 3rd Shopping Tier and now you have 111 people you are receiving shopping rebates from. But youíre just beginning. Those 100 people each give away 10 Shopping Malls and now youíre at 1000 on Tier 4, which grows into 10,000 on Tier 5. Those 10,000 will all be eager to have their own success, so when they give away their 10 Shopp
What The Fates Decree'
I'm going to start out a story, your comments will help continue the story. Ready to play??? Drew wanted a few things from the store, so he grabbed his wallet, jumped in his car & left his house...(next comment will continue the story)
You're The Man
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 your the man Current mood: calm Category: Romance and Relationships i want to be the woman just the woman not the man not the one who wears the pants just the one who washes and irons the pants not the one who brings home the bacon just the one who cooks the bacon not the king of the castle just the queen who sits beside the king i dont want to do the bills thats your job, your the man im the woman and thats all i want to be i want to stay home and raise your babies do homework and join the PTA i want to make 3 square meals a day....from scratch i want to keep your house fresh and clean i want to meet you at the door when you come home from work with a kiss and a little something special beneath my robe i want to love you and care for you and tend to your needs im the woman, your the man your my man your my king your my daddy let me be your everything
Hey all well i stared school this week .. and it was awesome here is the first thing we had to do Here it is
Spanking Wife
i met a woman who i thought was beautiful,she was petite,thin,and long curly hair,she was very firm talking, i liked that, we started dating whern i told her i needed to be spanked when im bad and she agreed,she told me since i drink alot,every time i drink i will be put across her knee,i told her that is ok,so she told me since i was out drinking that same night maybe i need a spanking, so i told her,its all up to you,, she took me into the bedroom and placed a chair in the middle of the room,she sat down and told me to pull down my pants,then she pulled me across her lap and began to spank my bare bottom with a hairbrush,i howled out loud and tried to get away but she held me tight and spanked me even harder, after 100 spanks she let me up and put me in the corner, years went by and we divorced but i still need that and hope to find it again someday.
Jeff Foxworthy
Larry The Cable
Are We Done
Friday, August 17, 2007 Are We Done?? Current mood: confused Category: Romance and Relationships you have got to be kidding me why do you still do this im not even yours anymore we ended a while ago and your still stressin me common man get over it i cant go on like this i have a life too you failed to see that all these past years well i allowed you to not see that i suppose im an enabler i allowed you to think i was on lock and technically i was no time with the girls no time to myself alone no time to just do me when i went to get my nails done you were there when i went to the supermarket you were waiting in the car and if God forbid i didnt move fast enough you came in looking for me when i was on the computer holy crap....5 computers later, i have to hide this one dang man im not even yours anymore and i still cant breathe i pity the day you meet my new man i pity it for both of you or when the kids tell you all about him and great he treats m
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Leather Goods For Sale
Did You Ever Wonder????
DID YOU EVER WONDERÖWhy it is that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why someone believes you when you say there are four billion stars, but checks when you say the paint is wet? Why they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Why Superman stops bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea it was to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longe
The Nerdy Outdoorsmen
I can not believe people this days, not believing when I say that my kids are theirs. Oh well I guess that is the fact of life and my kids and I will deal with it to the best of our abilitites. Anywho, things are going to be looking good here in the next coupld of months. I will be getting my own place with Jeremy and the kids. And I can not wait, it's been a long time coming and getting really anxious. But I have a slight problem with that. I still have some feelings for a certain someone that I know that has caused some problems between me and Jeremy. But I guess when I move out that will change. At least I hope. I don't know, things are just so confusing sometimes and I do not know what to do about it. Oh well at least I will be in a place that I can call my own and have my own things.
Check It Out
Well here is the deal there is a new girl in town that does live Cam Shows and is an ESCORT.. So Straight to the point an escort and a Live Cam Girl what does this all mean Well talk toi her on yahoo messanger and ask her or better yet visit her by clicking the link below and finding out You know you want to come on think of it this way she can keep you happy on those long lonely especially cold nights when you have nothing better to do or I hope she hears from very soon if u want to see me on my cam its $3 for 40 min dildo show click the pic below to get to my cam ok guys She is on from 11pm EST to 6am EST for all idiots that east coast US all shows are She does what u ask so basicly if u tell her to put a dildo in her ass she will so guys or girls that means shell do ANYTHING FOR YOU Her name on there is sonochick20 You wont find a better looking and better priced Live Cam Girl anywhere
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.
Leaving For Mississippi
After tonight and what happened its best for me to go ahead and leave before something bad happens to me . My soon to be ex has a bad temper and short fuse ,it's just a matter of time before he hurts me. I'll try my best to keep in touch with the friends I have made on here.I'll be offline friday and probly saturday.
Early this morning I heard my mom on the phone with one of my Aunts. Sometime a lot early in the morning my 25 year old cousin died in his sleep. When I heard that I shot right out of bed. Let's just say that is something that you do not want to hear when you are just waking up. I just can't believe that my cousin is now gone. And to make matters worse, he left behind a daughter. I can't even imagine what my Aunt is going through right now. Not to mention that someone has to tell his daughter that he daddy is dead. So much for trying to have a good day today. Please when you read this keep my cousin's family and my family in your prays.
why is it that everytime i get into a relationship i have such a hard time trusting the girl that i am with i want to trust her but my gut turns and i dont know why even though my girlfriend hasnt given me a reason not to trust her i dont know what to do about this is it maybe cause of my past relationships of getting cheated on or is there something wrong with me i love my girlfriend with all my heart and she means so much to me how can i fix how i feel withoout losing my girlfriend i mean i do trust her but its that fear of getting cheated on or getting hurt if someone reads this please leave me a comment or a opinion of what i should do
Why the fuck do girls always say woot?? Do you even know what it means?? I see girls saying woot all the time and I bet none of them knows what WOOT stands for. Sorry just had to vent.Quit saying WOOT,its fucking stupid!
Fu Bucks
heyyy i dont have any fu bucks :( anyone wanna let me borrow some??
Diamonds And Ice Radio
Right Here In My Arms
Right Here In My Arms Lyrics
Super Bowl
I believe that almost all sports are fixed these days. The New York Giants wins the Super Bowl last night. A wild card team I believe and they go and win the whole thing. The reason I think that it was fixed is because of the Manning brothers. One brother one the Super Bowl last year and then the other brother wins the Super Bowl this year. What are the chances of that? I don't know about anyone else but, I smell a rat. I may be wrong but, something was or is wrong with what happened last night. I am not a Patriots fan whatsoever! That is one team that I hate so much but, I believe it was wrong what happened last night.
so i been surfing fubar. came across people who has pictures of salutes made for them. like they got a pic of a friend holding a paper with their name on it saying they love the person. so if you wanna do that for me then by all means go right ahead. L0L.
Walking Away
Keep walking away from me, Away from all the problems, Pretend like itís not your fault too, Go on blame it all on me, What you see is just me, No one else is going to fight for me, This our battle, just yours and mine, So why do you keep inviting others? I canít blame you for being scared, I was as well, once upon a time, But Iíve faced my insecurities, I need to stop walking away, You need to stop walking away as well, I need you to stay; I need you to care, I need you to be there for me, Please donít say youíll stay, When we know you want to leave, If thatís how itís going to be, Just walk out the door now, I donít want you to lie to me, I canít listen to you, when youíre not true, Walk away or stay, We both know itís your choice, Iím not going to make it easy, Iím not going to lie and say I donít care, I know I want you to stay, But by all means walk away, If thatís what you think you have to do, Just to stay sane in this life.
This Vip Thing
I have been in this thing since Christmas. How hard can it be to get 15,000 comments? Any help would be greatly appreciated. And I promise never to get talked into doing anything like this again. lol
Life And Stories
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers . A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively fillin
Tag Ur It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have 3 kids 2.Both my girls are autistic 3.I have 1 person on here I consider to be my sister shes such a sweetheart 4.My dads dream was to be a police officer which he did before he died. 5.I had a very sweet friend on here who died in Iraq 6.I have met alot of great people on here 7.I have 1 sister who lives in Indiana 8.I have 1 neice and a nephew 9.I have a very best friend in R/L who I Love to hang out with 10.Im still really good friends from some people I went to high school with I am gonna send this to:Emerald,Dennis,R.J,Trucker,and Mr.Salicious
Atlanta Motor Speedway 2008
So I am getting ready to head to Alanta right afre my 21st, but I am going with work. I am wanting to get hot passed this time so I can go anywere I want any time so yeah. I am thinking this will be cool because I am hopping to meet Dale Jr this yeah or at least just to get a quck sound bite from him.
My Son Is Ok..
feeling alittle bummed 2/11/2008 my son got in an accident tonight coming home from work,he is 20yrs old.. He was coming off the exit I-95 and a huge truck ran him off the road.. His car is abit messed up.. 2007 dodge calibar,new car ... BUT I am sooo glad he is alive to tell me about it...JUST HAD TO GET IT OFF MY MIND... :)
Poems Loved Is Just A Word April 9th, 2002 More and More each day Someone says that they feel loved When they all show me what it is, I'll believe what they say But until then Loved is just a word Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Explain it all to me Why do we use this word as if it's free? Love comes with a price and a gain Not everyone can win in that game Love doesn't matter, But why does this word matter? Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Some day I might feel it Some day I just might believe it Some day I might show it But until that day when I die It'll only be a word to me Loved is just a word Words mea
Name Game
Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello [or pudding] to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you play, you should repost this on yours!

Piercings Down Below
I have a friend who is wanting to get something pierced (most likely the hood). Seeing as how I no experience whatsoever in such things.... Do any of you ladies have one, or anybody at all know of anyone who has? She's mostly wondering about the pain and follow up care stuff. And how long til she can have sex. I suppose that affects her decision somehow.
Found That Place
I have learned from recent events that something so precious can be broken, ran away, or forgotten. Since I was little I was a tool torn between two parents fighting each other. I was always in the shadows to those around me. My words and thoughts were never listened to, but yet completely ignored and thrown in the wind. As I grew older, things never changed: family fighting got worse, and "friends" did their fair share. Counting everything since I was 8 yrs. old; I have been used, beaten, sexually abused, and lets not forget the most harmful..mentally stabbed. Yeah, it was not easy..but I am here..staying strong and living each day. And not till recently did I feel alive. I can not say I did not have a few good times between those painful experiences..but they never lasted long enough to forget the pain. Revenge and hatred are deep down inside wanting to go full force on all those who have pained me in the past..yet I have never even gotten in a fight..i looked for the best in myself
Sorry Everyone I Have To Go!
i just found out i was accepted for an extreamly high profile postion in my community. sadly i really should deleat my account and move on now. thank you, everyone for the fun!
Valentine's Day Love? (sighs) Hope you're all having a good one :] xxxxx Anyone going to buy me a drink? :[ I need a few xxx
Shout Outs!!
In Character this is a cute site!!!!! who thought cookie monster ate more than cookies??
I have the worst luck when it comes to finding a relationship. I am a decent guy. Yet all these women come to me and complain about their boyfriends or husbands being a$$holes. But for the life of me... I just can't seem to find a relationship of my own. I tire of listening to the women complain. But instead of making a change... they stay where they are. I just don't get it. I hear about what a nice guy I am but can't find a relationship for me. I decided that there were enough buttholes in the world that I didn't need to be one too. So I became a nice guy. These women tell me they want a guy who will treat them well. I will. But I just don't seem to matter. Maybe you fubarians can offer me some advice. No haters please. Post and let me know what you think.
I need to make it to level 10 soon, so that I can start my lounge. I am going to start a pagan lounge for the coven of the White Stag. Also if you are interested, I would love to hear from you too. I just wont to create a place, were people, can go to be there selves. I am not sure on the music choice yet, because I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but this is going to be a fun experience. I hope everything works out. Let me know if you would be interested in something like that. I look forward from hearing from everyone on this subject. It is going to be a fun adventure. Thank you for listening to yet another blog.
Takin Over!
The woman whom I'm deeply in love with, She is an angel sent from the lord himself, She's one of the great ones, I can't compare her to anyone else, I love hearing her when she tells me "I love you", Her beauty isn't even a question, She holds the beauty inside and out, My love for her is unquestionable, I love my angel,That was sent from up above, When I look into her eyes, I become blind,I smile like a kid in a candy store My world is now complete since I've found her, She is the love of my life, Can anyone ever find a love like this, I don't ever think so,Because,It's only once in a lifetime, She's my entire world,In our relationship there will never be any secrets or lies, Like like there has been in the past, I will never wanna fight her, I just wanna love her,This feeling is so true, She has stolen my heart,I have surrendered to her, I don't think I can ever love like this again, If I did,I would have committed a moral sin, Because,This feeling is only once
My body has a fever Burning hot to touch, Erotic thoughts fill my head I want you oh so much A shivering sensation Travels down my spine, An overwhelming desire I have to make you mine Churnng in my stomach Dizziness in my head, I am drifting into fantasy Alone here in this bed Heavily my eyes do close In to ecstasy I go.... Now you are mine my love And no one has to know As this passion rises My throat feels hot and dry, My hungry gasping breath Becomes a long satisfied sigh One day I will have you Not a fantasy in my head, Be sure that I will get you I desire
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I Love My State
Jeff Foxworthy's commentary on Pennsylvania: If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Pennsylvania. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Pennsylvania cause you're all so damn friendly. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, cause he wears a hardhat you might live in Pennsylvania. If you have worn shorts, sunglass
It's Me
What occult Power best suits you ? Your Result: Clairoyance you have the ability of clear seeing . things that are not in sight or cannot be seen , you have the ability to see spirits and know the future . this is often useful in seanse's and summoning spirits .Premonition Precognition Psychometry Telepathy Astral projection Healing Dreamwalking
My Day
The Vast Recesses Of My Mind...
Well it's 1251 in the am here in DC and im still awake because I've no obligations today; save the Gamer's Guild meeting to attend. That is if...and ONLY doesn't snow big time today which I suspect it won't. Well school is progressing nicely. I'm all set for next quarter's classes and have begun to utilize time management very effectively i do believe. In other words.... I'm kicking myself in teh ass for dropping my flash class because I was having difficulties in the class preventing me from getting higher than a I dropped it so it wouldn't affect my GPA. On the relationship front.....I'm still single and loving it. I had a talk with Kelly about if there ever was a chance for us to get back together and she confirmed that I was right in thinking it was a fool's hope. I've no gripe. You can't win them all. And according to my good friend Dave, I've no idea how much I mean to Kelly. Let's start from the beginning.. It wa
So You Say You Love Music
Everyone says they love music. And for what are apparently good reasons. Good times, romance, memories and more are more often than not accompanied by music. Music makes the mood, so they say. People even go and purchase music or at least download the songs. But I will argue that music requires a passion. And the sad fact is, the vast majority of people simply have no passion for music. If you get your music from the radio or vidoes, chances are, you have no passion. If your favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizkit, Marilyn Manson, Nickelback and others of their ilk (essantially 99% of all music on the radio), I have news for you: You've ben sold. Tricked. Fooled. Let's get something straight right off the bat. The major recording labels care nothing about artistic creativity, originality or style. They have but one concern: the bottom line. If an artist doesn't sell, they are expelled. This common knowledge ensures that artists almost never take creativ
The Joy Of Sex
i find it really something when you reminece about an encounter that you had and you are talking with the person that you had this encounter with and he is reminding you about the last time you had the encounter and he was saying that he could not bust but you busted 10 times to his maybe 1 and he calls you up asking for a rematch(lol) and you are wondering if you are up for it can this be freaky or not but you would really like to see if it is still there even after a year has gone buy. you know that the other person deffintly staisfied all of your needs that night but are wondering if you would have that experience again. make you wonder
This Life Of Mine 34
It is raining like mad and I am sitting here playing on fubar while listening to 3 young boys be quite obnoxious in the other room with the X-box. Now, one of them has said they are hungry and has gone in my cupboards and his brother is telling him how rude it is to go in someone's cupboards for food! I do find it rude to just get up and help yourself without asking. It is funny because the kids is telling my son that we don't have any food. Good, walk to your house in the rain and eat your own damn food! Now Chris is telling this kid to get out of our stuff. Apparently we don't have enough CRAP to his liking! Can you tell I am getting annoyed? I have asked them to settle down but it seems to be pointless. I am glad that kids like being at our house but sometimes it would be nice for them to go play on the freeway.....oops, I mean at their house! I am about to scream listening to these kids. I am not going to be able to handle this tomorrow if this storm continues
Just wanted to say goodbye to all my friends ....thank you for being so sweet to me..will miss you all!
The Chaos That Is Me
I thought u would enjoy this...It was written by a friend and sent to me when I was feeling sad.. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes
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Giving Up
i've tried to make everyone happy. but i cant do it anymore. it hurts to think most of the time. it takes all of my energy maybe it'll stop. maybe there'll be a day when i can please everyone. that's the day it will stop. until then, i'll do my best to please everyone. if i fail at making you happy, i'm sorry.
ok this is a good one possibly. wrestling porvides alot of entertainment as well as many other aspects under the mat so to speak. post your comments and all that other good stuff. wrestling is alot realer than one would really think.
Recent Change!
The Military and The War in Iraq. Let me know your thoughts and views on the Military and The War in Iraq. And no I won't judge you on your answers. I may be an American Soldier but I really want to know what YOU think! So lets hear it. Call it a survey of interest!
well everyone im deleting me profile. ill start u another later, but for now see yaaaaaaaaaaa
Hope "Of all the forces that make for a better world, none is so powerful as hope. With hope, one can think, one can work, one can dream. If you have hope, you have everything."
A Day At The Fair
It was early Febuary in Florida. The State Fair was in full swing in Tampa, about an hours drive from Julieís house. I arrived at her door around 9:00 to take her to the fair. It was our first real ďdate.Ē In the 3 months that I had known her. We had spent many evening together desperately clinging to each other in the car at one secluded location or another but had never actually gone anywhere. Julie appeared at the door wearing a short cotton skirt and button up blouse. She carried a light jacket as well in case the weather turned bad. She yelled a goodbye to her mother in the house and bounded out the door into my arms. I kissed her and took her hand as we walked together toward my car. Holding the door I watched as she settled into the bucket seat. I felt a twinge of desire as her skirt rode up to mid thigh. Smiling to myself I closed her door and walked around to my side of the car. I hopped in, playfully tickled her knee then started the car and headed down the long drivewa
WOW!! Where do i fucking begin. Well, i guess first i can tell you that I am one really pissed off mother fucker! Life is twisted just like my motto... So, I'm in a place that my EX wife gave to me because she moved in with her boyfriend. K, this is where I want to fucking break something or someone. Seriously. They did not have to sign a lease to live there. Great right, me and my kids living together no worries right. No ex to deal with right. Well, one day i get a call and the BITCH CUNT HORROR!!! says that she has to kick me out because she and her BF couldn'y afford their place anymore. So what happens. Nowhere to go. WOW! Behold Nate... you can sleep in the garage that i'm starting to rent monday. WOW! A FUCKING GARAGE!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! A GARAGE!!!! I have never had HATRED burn in me the way it does now pwoplw. It gets well... yeah... So. I'm in the garage for about a month and a half or so. I met a great friend and now i'm staying there. Next thing

i think i am stupid cuz i have a great boyfriend and a wonderful girlfriend i love them both. i just wish that they could not fight over me so much like they did this morning.
Damn Work....
Well I had a post made, but It had an error. Maybe I'll work on it later. I'll just say I dont want my vacation to end. I dont want to go back to work with all the drama
My Friend Rhonda
RHONDA HYZER AUGUST 1959 --- MARCH 2008 My dear friend Rhonda passed away today. I will miss her dearly. We had been friends for the past 20 years. We had a lot of good times together and she will always be my friend forever. She will always be in my heart forever. Rest In Peace My Dear Friend Rhonda.
are you the kind of person who can't take a picture for the life of it? Well thats me! I took pictures the other day they were bad but how can i be suprised all my pictures come out the same!
Funny Stuff
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait. The photographer gives the signal and you both open your hands toward the sky. Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is saved for eternity... you think the doves are going to poop, don't you? That's why fit is soooooooooo important!!! LMAO!!!!!
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Thing I Make For Sale
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$ Tax $ Tips - Many Forget These
10 big deductions too many people miss If you don't know about a potential tax break, you won't take it. Here are the deductions that a lot of taxpayers seem to forget. By Jeff Schnepper How many times have you done your taxes and, three weeks later, learned you had missed the opportunity for a deduction? Too many, I'm sure. How can you not miss these deductions the next time? Start planning now. I've found a number of deductions that my own clients often miss. Here are 10 of them that can affect your tax bill for 2007 and your tax planning for 2008. Noncash contributions: Charity, as I hope everyone remembers, begins with a tax deduction. If you didn't have the cash to contribute in 2007, I hope you charged it. And, likewise, if you don't have the cash when it comes time to contribute in 2008, go ahead and charge it. The deduction is allowed in the year of the charge, not when you actually pay the bill. Get a receipt from the charity to which you made a donat
Is It Me!?!?!?!?!
like i have always said before you go and critisize others, take a step back and look at yourself. And i have done that it just blows my mind about how crazy people in this world are ( yea i know hypocrite becasue im nuttier than squrrel shit lol) but anyway i sit back and look at some of the retarted ass things that people do and say. I see people sticking needles in their arms, getting high, stealing, hell even people who will take and run halfway across the country for a person who gives u a couple nice e-mails and a few sweet text messages and a phone call saying i love you on occasion (i.e 76% of the people on here). And then when you tell them that that is a retarted ass thing they are doing....whatever it is, they have the nerve to get mad..i just dont know is it me or has the whole world gone COMPLETELY CRAZY
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Real Men.
Some people might find this offensive. owell this is my views and my life. Those who know me. know I go on dates usually twice a week.. and I have a bunch of beautiful women too choose from. The women I date normally have fun and enjoy spending time with me. and usually want to go on more and more dates.. and then they want more time, and more sex. ect ect.. it has nothing to do with my looks.. it has nothing to do with my money.. it has nothing to do with the fact I play drums. its all about being a real man! and not some wimp pussy boy! if I want to talk to a girl, I walk up and talk! if she with a guy or not! what's the worse that can happen?(if her bf gets upset smack him around) if I want a phone # I ask her for it,, if she hesitates in anyway except to find a pen, ,I tell her forget it. and leave. and go talk to someone else! if I think she's sexy, ill say "hey i'm not sure why, but I find you sexy!" if I want to spend time with a woman, I ask her
The water is warm. I sink into it, Allowing it to caress me. It surrounds and covers me, Washing away my irritation. I part my legs, Feeling the water touch my secret parts. My hand follows the water, Fingers slipping into my folds, Brushing against my hard nub, Entering me, thrusting. Faster and harder I move them. Rubbing my clit, I bring myself closer As the water gently cradles me. I cry out as orgasm grips me, And recover into complete relaxation
My Night's
Dreams are elusive like the shimmer in fresh dew. So distant, abusive Nightmares, please don't come true. Yet one night I can't help but want this dear life with pure colors felt but no agony, no strife. Other nights I flip out, I wake up, I cry, I wail. Sobs bubble up and I just shout. My body quivers, my skin so pale. The time's right, there's laughter- The end is near, hope has gone to gloom- Maybe just maybe there's happily ever after- But maybe the blood stains shall bloom. There is no way to evade the nightmares or the dreams. I can't help what my dark mind has made. I lash out, I freak out, emptily I scream. Great dissatisfaction when I open my eyes- The happiness impossible, never to be. Crazed laughter transforms to cries, "Oh please, oh please, let that happen to me." Exhaustion is too tempting When the other choice is sleep The choice is wavering. So maybe tonight, I'll just hope to dream tomorrow. And hope dreams are possible in this impossible dream.
Anxiety: Skeleton Song I'll stay right here with all these familiar faces And shut-out everyone else from the world we created Instead of becoming the sick and twisted I'll lose myself in a song again And there's nothing wrong in being far from light Another skeleton song stuck in my head all night And there's something wrong when everything goes right Another skeleton song will save my life tonight.
My Lil Angel
It's been 8 yrs today that my lil angel, Justin, was taken from me. I'm content and at peace but it's hard. The older I get the harder it gets tho I thought the opposite would occur. I have two other beautiful children that I have been blessed with and tho they are not at risk of a young death, I worry more and more everyday. I still have a lot of questions for my creator about his reasons for taking my first born but I know that it is also not my place to question. For anyone with children, no matter how old...please make sure they know how much they are loved each and every day. I wasn't there when my angel died but I know he is with me each and every minute now and I cherish him more now than ever. Let love into your heart...
My Thoughts,opinions,and Dreams
"Dream as if you'll live forever.Live as if you'll die today.The choice is yours."-James Dean
Broken Heart Poem I Wrote For Her
Heart broken, Life Twisted, Lookin for light but none to be seen, she comes into my life gives me understandin, leavin my life would be a scene, in hope of her never leavin, cuz in that act pain is sure, then life would be no more cuz without her love, he is nothin, for he has made her his everything
The definition of Integrity that we all know is, "doing what's right even when nobody is looking.Integrity is based on each of our own established values and principles, or lives, make decisions, react to situations and how we deal with or have dealt with hard times which in return establishes these values and principles. So I would have to leave on this note. "It is easier to cope with a bad conscience than with a bad reputation."
My Heart Is Torn
I am in love with a man who can only fix my heart.. he has lied to me , was told he cheated on me, and hurt me physical and emtionally.. i still love him i was with him for 9 years.. he means the world to me.. but it seems he dont really care... had to go to the doctors n the news was not good.. have no way to talk to him.. guess he really dont care... if i dont hear from him soon then i will have to make a very big decission that will affect our boys life... time will tell...
Just Dont Ask
well here is a thing about me well i am a juggalo and i will never change for any one or thing so if you don't like me fuck off and i you would like to get to know me that kool as fuck well hit me up on here if you would like to know any thing else about me just ask
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New Tattoo
OK so here is the deal. I want to get a new tattoo (Back Piece)and school is keeping my funds down. So.. For every $1.00 ( $1 per min )sent to my pay pal account i will do anything you want me to do on my web cam just for you. My pay pal email is If you do send anything to my pay pal account send me a message that way i can set up a time suitable for you to view my cam :)
Too Much!!
It look like it would of been better if I was on the boat!! But I would rather prefer to be in the Air Force. Langley Air Force Base. There is too much mixing in the races. Everybody can't do the mixing in the races. For every man is his seed in itself. There is the apple tree, pear tree, peach tree, plum tree and orange tree. All of them are different seeds for its own self. There are too many men date rape druggig men everywhere around.
Okay; I like totally want to get my self together I mean it like this I usually shower and put moose in my hair and leave it curly, but my husband says i'm drop dead sexy when I do my hair striat and take time on my self, I just can't get the modivation to do it, its like I want to clean my house supper good like all the carpets and walls before the baby is borne just to get all the dust out of the apartment like you know what I mean the yucky germs and stuff! But I can't get my self motivated! Maybe I should just do it and not think about it I can't figure it out because all I want to do is get ready for this lil bunndle of joy i'm gonna have in about 4 1/2 months! Chelle
Destructive Love
My husband and I have been together for 4 years married for 3 years. We have three beautiful little girls together. i would have liked to think that I ment everything to him and that he loved me as much as I loved him and that I could trust him whole-heartly..... I can't and he doesn't. I just foind out that my husband had 3 accounts to amature dating and another. He also a year ago was posting comments on my yearbook to people that said "hey sexy, Wow you look good" and "your hot!" I was ferious he was also viewing alot of porn. just recently I also found out that there was an insident with one of my close friends where he tried to do something. I am heart broken and I feel so betrayed. I confrounted him in tears he held me and said it would be alright. he hasn't apoligized and showes hardly any remorse. I feel ulgy and I feel like I'm not worth being true to. Last night he came home a bought phones for the house, and never said anything. He still hasn't said I'm sorry he too
WHy are some people so rude? Someone just wanting to make friends, and people are so rude. Just because you add someone to your friends list doesnt make you friends.. But, why are they rude about it?
i am bored and i d k what you are supposed to put in here so i am just making a blog anyways so yea lol anywho wtf is a blog??
1980 Smoke In
I am searching for anyone who may have photos of the July 4, 1980 Beach Boys Concert/NORML Smoke In at the Washington Monument lawn in Washington D.C. I need only one photo for a private journal entry. $$$ is available for privately owned photo's. No photo obtained will be printed, distributed, posted online, reproduced in any way or portrayed as a photo of my own. Anyone wishing to provide me with a photo of this event should edit the photo with a non invasive watermark on the bottom left corner. Please show the owner's name and contact info.. if possible. Please email me at and put, "Beach Boys Concert" in the subject bar. Any other subjects will be deleted. Spammers will be reported.
What My Name Means
What Joleen Means You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it
I Don't Get It...
Ok I need ppl's advice...I just recently got at the moment I am living with my new husband at his EX mother-in-laws ladies...wouldn't it make you feel uncomfortable if you were married and you had to live with your man's ex mothre-in-law and have to deal with the ex wife coming and going? Now that is how I feel and my husband think that I am this bad person for it...well we have the oppurtunity to move somewhere where we would be better off and my own husband does not want to move with yes another question...if you were married wouldn't you WANT to go with your husband/wife? It seems to me that he is pushing me away and does not want to be with me all that much...we fight all of the time because of this and I cannot take much more of it...what should I do? I love him more than anything in this world but it seems like he doesn't love me back anymore...if he really was so in love with me then he would want to go wherever his wife does correct? I am the on
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Hit Me Up
F**k Up Dream...
I woke up about 20 min ago from a fucked up dream that I could totally see happening... There is this chick at work who we all think is coked up because of the way she acts and the stupid off the wall comments she makes. I am a pretty firm believer in dreams of all kinds having some sort of meaning to them. In my dream, this chick did two lines of crack right in front of several coworkers and myself and as she was getting ready to do the third one I brushed it all away. She went into a spazz attack and was going around trying to get her two midget suppliers to kick my ass... They were doing this crazy street break dancing style fighting which was cool to watch but I basically had to hold my hand to their heads to hold them at bay. They couldn't punch me cause their arms were just too short. I then heard this piercing whistle and knew it was time to go home. Grabbed my bag and took off. I look back and these two ninja midgets or whatever are running after me but can't kee
Tell Me....
Dreams And Possible Truths Within
I had a dream, no...more like a nightmare...that has given indication of someone close to me taking her life... I have had dreams come true before. But I fear this one more then any other. I left the one who loved me like no other girl has recently. She was to visit in may for the first time, and our first dinner date to occur. But it never happened... In the dream that occured the night I left her, we were on our date. I left her...she cried walking away from the table. Not knowing why I left, as I also didn't give a reason on the phoen that night. The dream skips a scene, and Im standing, staring at a billboard nearby my house. I don't recall the message, but I know inside it was about me and rachel. After reading it I began crying...feeling as if rachel never if all my memories of her had faded away, vanished... I walked home...someone asked me if I was alright, I responded no, I wasn't alright. and I woke from my dream... Could the billboard be a bulliten
Foreplay Techniques
Prolonged foreplay and good foreplay techniques are usually essential for a woman to achieve orgasm during sex - and given over twenty minutes of foreplay, almost all women will achieve orgasm. That, however, certainly doesn't mean that foreplay is the 'boring bit' a man has to do before sex! With good techniques and in a loving relationship, foreplay is an absolute pleasure in itself - and, indeed, need not actually lead to full penetrative sex. Not sure what to do? Our introductory selection of Lovers' Guide foreplay techniques should have you well on the road to thriving in your lovemaking. Best male masturbation technique What with all those years practising, he probably thinks he's got hand jobs cut and dried. You're about to convince him differently! As a stand-alone treat or as part of your foreplay, try these twelve best masturbation techniques on him, and he'll discover the true meaning of the term 'hand-job heaven'. Before this, heaven was just a word. Learn more.
Damn Men
I hate the fact that I have to sit here and listen to a man bitch. Sad thing is that he is bitching because he has nothing to bitch about. I'm really starting to hate all men. I'm sorry to any of the good ones out there. But I hate the fact that I'm stuck in a relationship that is going no where and the man in it is driving me so far away he is not going to have a chance to get me back.
Is there something that you are trying to say Don't hold back now It's been a long time since I felt this way So don't hold back now I purposely forgot about Loving anyone Cause I'm the only one who has Who has been stepped upon Is there something that you are trying to say Cause I can take it Cause I grew up a man this way And if I'm hurt I'll shake it I'll crawl back into my cave That's how I'll make it Cause out of all this hurt we have Beauty thus become Beauty thus become Chorus: In the mourning I can see the sights No wonder I could never keep you satisfied In the mourning I can see inside Myself and all the things that you were trying to hide Repeat Wishing all the best for you And now I will say goodbye Cause all the shit that we've been through Put wisdom in my eyes So walk away, don't turn around Cause I won't be standing here Cause all the lies that I've been living through Are becoming very clear And beauty thus become Chorus
Just Another Day Goes By...
I'm Sorry For What I've Done To You Can You Forgive Me? For You It's Over But For Me It's Not. I Still Love You... But Do You Still Love Me? All Our Memories Happiness And Loneliness. Tears Smiles Cry Laugh Please, Come Back. I Miss You A Lot. As I've Said, It's Not Over. For Me "Past Is Past" As Hard As That Past Might Be. If You're Dissapointed Sorry. I've Cried For You I've Laughed For You I've Changed So Much... Just For You. Now I Seem To Be Alone, Just Because Of You. And Now I'm Alone Without You. If I Died Today What Will You Do? Come After? Or Just Pretend Not To Be Affected? I Love You Even After You Don't Love Me. You're Important To Me I Don't Know If I'll Be Okay. You Traded Everything Just For Me. I Never Realized That. I Love You. I Hate You. My Only Wish For Now Is To Be With You. This Past Summer Had Been My Worst Nightmare. With This Life Of Mine Everything Had Change.
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge hooters who owns a liquor store and a saltwater fishing lodge. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Peep Show
Have a great Easter weekend everyone!! xoxoxo Ęĺ Kiley
Whatcha Reckon?
I Am Back
Spiritual Connection
And I have been waiting 29 years! But's MY time to be happy! It has happened and I'm not fighting it! Out with the old and in with the new! I'm gonna leave you all on this note for this week: You will never know what is right in front of you waiting for you if you walk around with your eyes to the ground! So keep your head HIGH, grab those wings you see in front of you....and FLY BABY FLY!! I'm holding on to my special wings and we are going places and seeing things. No one but Him and I...
Thank You
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Hold on, to the pain, feel my hand against the walls, of dust, you crawl, onto me, we fall, let the ashes spread, umoung the dead... Feel, my wrath. Wrap around your neck you tie another knot in the noose. heat the spoon, push in the fucking needle. you are mt dying slave, morbid salvation, human starvation, for true...onto we are in this world, of lust...of pain...of war...OF HATE! separate the bones from the skin, dig a little deeper within... You are my dying slave, morbid salvation, human starvation, for true..onto we are in this world, of lust, of pain, of war, of guilt. so dig a little dipper, search a little harder and you will find.. Feel, my wrath. wrap around your neck. you tie another knot in the noose, heat the spoon...push in the fucking needle and... me... digg a little deeper, slither a little slower crawl on your hands an knees and pray to the gods of false intention, and spit on
Update On My Pregnancy
so yesterday Rah & I went to Tri County Mall to try to walk Landon out. Well it ALMOST worked, but my cervix decided that it didn't want to dilate any. =( But I had gotten into her truck, and felt a little bit of a gush of water. So immediately I thought my water had broken. So we went to a few places, and I called my doctor, and Rachel was on call and told me to go ahead and go to the hospital, and to pack my bags because if my water is leaking they were just going to go ahead and lemme have him. So I called my mother, and a few other people that are really close to me, and let them know what was going on. So I get to mom's house, and I pack my bag, and get it ready. well then I went on up to the hospital. We were there for a while. They checked me like 4 times to see if my water was leaking, and the tests came back negative. My contractions were pretty steady though. And the Landon's heartbeat looked great! So they did a mini-ultrasound on Landon, and they found out there wasn't much
Something New
Hmm... Well where do I start. I was introduced to this place by a friend. At first I thought this place was a shit hole for scum and dirtbags. (you have to know my background) Well any hoo, From there I was introduced to someone who I was possiably interested in employing to work for me. Well as time went by, I got to know this person a little better,and now am seeing her (I didn't say dateing) (there's personal issues that are being worked out) Well I must say tho that I am really happy that I got to know her better. She ended up being an amazing woman who I want to gegt to know more about. I have a 15mo daughter,and she has a almost 3 month old son. It works great all around ! She's great ! Well it looks like I will be re-locating to the Tacoma WA area within the next two weeks. I have alot of preporation to do prior to departure,and also have a knife I need to finnish before I leave. It mite be my last knife I get to make for some time. But any hoo, i'm hoping everything goes as
For Them
Like the last few pops of corn kernels in a fire, The explosions cease. Dense smoke rises like a final curtain call, For some, their bow is a gesture of gratitude to a deity. For others, it is an honorable last call on the stage of life. The soldier huddles close to his comrades, Crouched behind a fortress of sand. Echoes of mortar fire still ring in his ears, But his muscles slacken in the stillness of the moment, His body slumps with fatigue in the calm, And his mind wanders to the days of innocence and pleasure, Like the warm soft scent of spring grass as he slides into second base, Or the cool wet fingers of the ocean as they gently refresh him, Or the salty sizzle of barbecue fare turning on a grill. Memories flash, reality beckons, and desolation returns. He ponders, Why me? Why here? Why now? Movement. Voices around him. The soldier grips his weapon, his body tenses, his muscles stiffen. He studies his surroundings, With ears tuned to catch the slightest
As We Are
We seem to love , when its not returned back. we try to see things clearer, when perspectives what we lack. We tend to hold things tightest, when were forced to let them go. we dream our dreams a certain way, when we know it cant be so. We complain about what's wrong with the world, and yet do nothing to make it right. we complain about friends family and relationships, but often we find we started the fight. We try to keep things close, yet often we look from afar. so when we look back we stop and think, do we really want to remain as we are?
Wrestlemania 24
OMG! I can't believe I actually got tickets to Wrestlemania 24! I am so excited and can't wait to go. Ok I was excited to get to go and I had so much fun! For the Belfast Brawl I was so rooting for Finlay cause JBL sux a** and can't believe he lost. The Money in the Bank match I wanted Matt Hardy to win. I am so glad HBK Shawn Michaels won the Career Threatining match cause I cant stand ric flair and it was his time to go. But when Edge fought Undertaker, I couldn't believe he tapped out I was so mad. I was the only Edge-Head in the whole arena and everyone else was rooting for the undertaker. But I had a seat close to the ramp where the wrestlers get to the ring and I stood in my chair and held up my "I LOVE EDGE!" sign and he looked over at me and saw it and smiled and so that really made my night. Even though he lost I'll still be a die hard Edge- head for life cause he's hot and such a cheater but that's what makes Edge the man he is.
Jib Jab
This Is The Sound Of Revolution
My girlfriend of 11 years (She still turns me on more everyday) has created a few web pages on some adult dating sites. She's just looking for some one to share some pics with and flirt a little, and she's only looking for a woman... this is where the troubles are starting. For some reason, there are people, I suppose they are called cyber bullies, who search for weakness in other people and prey on it. I feel bad for her, because she really doesn't know how to deal with it. See, she put the profiles on there to make herself happy and now she's just upset. I know how to deal with the problems, and I am helping her, but I figured I might just remind anybody else who might be having a problem...(this is NOT legal advice, this is just a more planned out appproach to a common problem) 1. If you are approached by someone and they make you uncomfortable in a conversation, be as polite as possible and state plainly that you have no need of any further communications with them, (helps if you
Lights Out America
Hi everyone...Just wanted to let everyone know that I am not around here much. Guess you can say I have become bored with Fubar. Not the people I have met but Fubar itself. I really would like to keep in contact with the great friends I have made here and all so if you want to also ask me for my yahoo addy and I will add you on there. I have a few people already. So Don't be mad at me if you send me a shout and I haven't answered you. I will if there are some up there. If nothing else come see me on myspace...I have my link posted on here. Yeah I know...Myspace but my family is on there and I keep up with that more. Talk to you all soon. Love Rae
Tears Heal
When all that's around you Seems awkward with trouble When people surround you And make your work double When all you can think of Is why do they pry When words seem to fail you It's ok to sigh When all that surrounds you Is hopeless and sad When some people harm you They treat you so bad When they leave you so lonely And tell you a lie When no thought seems to comfort It's ok to cry When tears sting the lonely And your empty heart aches When your question you ask Is why my heart breaks When friends reach a hand to you Once more you ask why When you sit there and wonder It's ok to cry When you ask yourself why again Your heart full of fear When all around hurts so Just too much to bear When you need help understanding You know you must try When nothing else helps you IT'S OK TO CRY
Earth And Sky
He is so much like a sky Big, bright, and open. I am much like the earth Hidden, dark and quiet. He showers me with praise, adoration, hope, and comfort like drops of rain, each one a refreshing reminder of his love. I can give nothing back to the sky. Dirt cannot do much. But, gradually, if the earth is watered enough, Little bit by little bit. Maybe. The trees and flowers and plants could grow into the sky and create a fragrance that is pleasing. And the wind would sweep me off my feet Like dust, and maybe The earth can touch the sky.
My Own Stuff
This is a 2 part blog...and I would really appreciate any input or any comments to justify that I am not in fact CRAZY =) Pain....and whatnot... I've been thinking about this for awhile and I think I have the whole "pain?hurting" thing down, sooooo here it goes. You hurt . You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to hurt again. But each time , you learn something. Each time you come out of it a little bit stronger, and at some point you realize that there are more flavors of pain than coffee. There's the the little empty pain of leaving something behind-graduating, taking the next step forward, walking out of something familiar and safe into the unknown. There's the big , whirling pain of life upending all of your plans and expectations. There's the sharp little pains of failure, and the most obscure aches of successes that didn't give you what you thought they would. There are the vicious , stabbing pains of finding others, giving them you
Finally Happy
Okay, Allan and I got back together and have been back together for a few weeks now. we are happy, and it is going really good so far. I do have a few issues though. His ex-girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with) still has not come to pick up her shit from his apartment. It is really starting to agravate me. I know she has left it there in hope that she will someday get him back, well it is NOT going to happen. I love him and will not give him up, especially to her. I just really wish she would come and get her shit, b/c it is causing arguments between Allan and I. I am meeting his family tomorrow, and i am excited and nervous all at the same time. Well i guess that is all for now...
Vote For Me On Yearbook
You can all say what you want to say I'm stronger then all of you Im gonna make something of my life So you all just keep sipping your drinks And talk your talk But let me tell you this You will never walk the walk You have no class All you do is sit on your ass I will move on to better things Then drinking Booze Take it from me it's not cool You kn ow what kills me the most? Is that you all can sit there and talk trash But when someone does it to you It becomes a completely different situation I think you all need to wake up And smell the coffee Life is'nt just about Rainbows & Sunshine You have to work to get where you want in life It just dont happen over night Your just abunch of Selfcenterd,Ignorant,Cowards You all hide behind your shame and lies You don't impress me or the world People like you dont deserve the things you get I might not be the perfect person But I deserve more then all of you So you guys live your lives in party mode We'll se
God Bless The Military
The Aisle Seat : Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a Coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. 'Why does it h
It's Mmmmmmmmmmeeeee
never done this before soo here goes..... my name is ashley and im 21 the only thing i care to talk about at the moment is my sister who is having her baby tomorrow 4/3/08
His Eyes Only
Somewhere... on the other side of the world, he sits, watching her play, hands swift to delve, to tickle, to surprise... for his eyes only. Somewhere... on the other side of the world, she glides, dancing round, hands swift to part, to open and explore... for his eyes only Some day... on the other side of the world, they meet, giving each other wet kisses, hands swift to touch, to fondle and arouse... for their hearts only. Today... on the other side of the world, they long, sighing deep, for touch and scent, for thrust, and groan... for their hearts only.
Fu Luv
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Sedition And Such.
Then you wouldn't have to ask me...who the hell do I think I am?" -Bob Marley Empire or Humanity? What the Classroom Didnít Teach Me About the American Empire By Howard Zinn With an occupying army waging war in Iraq and Afghanistan, with military bases and corporate bullying in every part of the world, there is hardly a question any more of the existence of an American Empire. Indeed, the once fervent denials have turned into a boastful, unashamed embrace of the idea. However, the very idea that the United States was an empire did not occur to me until after I finished my work as a bombardier with the Eighth Air Force in the Second World War, and came home. Even as I began to have second thoughts about the purity of the "Good War," even after being horrified by Hiroshima and Nagasaki, even after rethinking my own bombing of towns in Europe, I still did not put all that together in the context of an American "Empire." I was conscious, like everyone, of the British Em
Story Time......
Plz help show this great woman out she has entered her fiest contest ever to win a HH and we need all the help we can get so plz show some love..We will return the love back..Ty so much Could you, would you on a log? Could you, would you Read my blog? Would you, could you on a dare? Would you, could you click down there? Would you, could you in a tree? Leave one comment or more for me? Donít forget to rate too!!!!
Story Time.............plz Help
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Thomas Beattie
Meet Thomas Beatie. He was born biologically female, had sex reassignment surgery, and is now legally male. When his wife, Nancy, was unable to have children, Thomas, who still has female genitalia, decided heíd carry their baby himself. And thus became the worldís first pregnant man. A process which, unsurprisingly, hasnít been too easy: Our situation sparks legal, political, and social unknowns. We have only begun experiencing opposition from people who are upset by our situation. Doctors have discriminated against us, turning us away due to their religious beliefs. Health care professionals have refused to call me by a male pronoun or recognize Nancy as my wife. Receptionists have laughed at us. Friends and family have been unsupportive; most of Nancyís family doesnít even know Iím transgender. And we thought nothing could shock our parents more than the news weíre dating a Protestant. Beatieís first attempt at pregnancy was ectopic, but his second try was successful. Now five m
Hot And Sexy
Help Tricky!!
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Nine Inch Nails Tour 2008 Dates
Trent has released dates for an upcoming 2008 tour.... check them out at Looks like Robyn Finc will be joining Trent on the road this time.
Far Away
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I've loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything, but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away So far away Far away for far too long So far away So far away Far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to
It was a long and very painful day - took about five hours and hurt like a mother fu**** all the way from start to finish. Imagine someone with sharp fingernails scratching your badly sunburned skin - thats how it felt, a few spots even more painful. Hell I thought I had a high tolerance to pain, but I guess not when it comes to that area (this was not my first tattoo). I had an image in my head for over two years, and waited to meet the right artist who would help collaborate with me and build my idea from out of my head and onto my body. I had been to several shops in the area, never approaching anyone, but 'feeling' each one out waiting for the right person to come along. Finally met her and I sketched something up the best way a photographer knows how (with Photoshop and various pics) and let the tattoo artist do the rest of the magic...I'm partial to it, but I think it turned out beautiful! You can see a close up of the tattoo in my photos.
Need To Breathe
Has anyboby ever wondered why people feel so uncomfortable being alone. Don't get me wrong I feel this too, but I can't figure out what is so wrong with it and why it makes me feel uncomfortable. I don't know, maybe its just me, but I feel like this effects a lot of people...
Famous Speeches
Thank you very kindly, my friends. As I listened to Ralph Abernathy in his eloquent and generous introduction and then thought about myself, I wondered who he was talking about. It's always good to have your closest friend and associate say something good about you. And Ralph is the best friend that I have in the world. I'm delighted to see each of you here tonight in spite of a storm warning. You reveal that you are determined to go on anyhow. Something is happening in Memphis, something is happening in our world. As you know, if I were standing at the beginning of time, with the possibility of general and panoramic view of the whole human history up to now, and the Almighty said to me, "Martin Luther King, which age would you like to live in?" ó I would take my mental flight by Egypt through, or rather across the Red Sea, through the wilderness on toward the promised land. And in spite of its magnificence, I wouldn't stop there. I would move on by Greece, and take my mind to Mo
Whats Up Everyone In My Friends List I Was Woundering Do Any Of You Ladies Have A Webcam I Could View I Don't Have One But I Do Have Pics I Can Sh
can i view your cam
why can't people be honest on their profiles? it would save a lot of time and frustrations, even broken hearts. sick and tired of finding out that folks are involved either by accident or by poking for answers, why can't they put it on their profile?
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Dressed to fulfill your fantasy Cheerleader, nurse, school girl, and more Whoever you'd like me to be I'll surprise you at the door Eyes that shimmer Smile filled with delight Together we quiver At each other's sight You hold me first Embrace so tight I feel your thirst It's a perfect night Your heart beats with mine Our lips lock The clock stops in time Hard as a rock I'm taken away We dare not part As we move united I feel your dart Piercing through me Depths unknown Together we travel Together we moan All our energy consumed We collapse in each other's arms Sweet contentions Our bodies soar Nestled in your arms Peaceful and sound Dreaming of you Until our next round
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What Do People Get Out Of This
ok i seen on youtube a few videos of groups of people inviteing a person over just to beat them up whats wrong with people today. i seen on video that turned my head my friend from ohio went to jail for beating up a 13 year old girl just because she was walking down the street and looked in her area. why do people beat others up in group what you cant beat them up your self you have to have a group to one person they beat the girl so bad that the poor girl is in the icu with major cuts and crap. if your going to beat someone up dont post it up on you tube cops watch the vids also. and that is how my friend got caught.
Once More Jokes To Get A Express Ticket To A Hot Place
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle. Your Friend, Leroy Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try. Dear Jesus, I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle. Your Truly, Leroy Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried again. Dear Jesus, I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle? Leroy Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the
New Lounge
if anyone is looking for a place to go and relax listen to some music and talk to some cool people, when i get this lounge up and going good, come in and chat with us. if you would like to join.... its still under construction.... we need a DJ and a couple more moderators, and someone that wants to be a co owner. and when i start getting money for the lounge, i will pay all employees for services. the music played in this room, will be from country music, some metal, classic rock, and alternative, and if you have any suggestions, let me know or when i hire the dj, let the dj know and we will see what we can do.
read from the bottom up, its so nice to know that he supports the troops and their familys, he rated me a 1 and blocked me misterak25...: really? we will see how long that love will last when that proud us soldier is paying for what he fights for... bye ->misterak25...: NO THANKS PERV, IM HAPPILY MARRIED TO A UNITED STATES SOLDIER! misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive.
My Life!
Its fucking stupid...I get up every morning and run around like a crazy chicken just to repeat the process. And if its no bad enough I am jobless and trying to find one before May 8th. FIRE AND ICE TOUR comes to Worcester MA at the palladium!!!WHOOP WHOOP!!! I am still with Juggalo420. we have been together almost 2 fucking years...I am going through this bad self esteem stage right now so he suggested that I get on this site and it might help I have a myspace and a face book but all my friends are kinda too busy to friends really do hang out much they do but there college students and I got to a different college than them and the ones that aren''t in college think that me and my college friends are bitches cause we want more from our lives that four scummy walls and cat shit all over our rinky dink ass apartment. I want a nice house and money to spend when I want and to marry my baby and just get through life in one piece...maybe...I write alot and post randomness all the
Banana Tree
Spel Check
Happy Old Man
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Lollapalooza Iím happy to announce that I will be playing at the BIG festival Lollapalooza, Chicago in August! Iíll be on the first day, August 1:st. So basically Iíll be the opening act to great bands like: Radiohead ,Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails ,Kanye West ,Wilco, The Raconteurs ,Louis XIV ,Love and Rockets ,Gnarls Barkley ,Bloc Party ,The Black Keys ,Broken Social Scene ,Lupe Fiasco ,Flogging Molly ,Mark Ronson ,Cat Power ,The National and moreÖ Check out the festival here: SEE YOU THERE!!!!
Madman's Rambling.
Some of you may remember a bulletin i posted about this, so if you read it then bare with me. Ive been with this site since it was or whatever the hell it was, and I've noticed since it started this undeniable thing that ha sent gone away. That women who shouldn't be revealing them selves are, and that it has become the Myspace for middle age men. Now i try and talk too everyone on my friends list and fans so this isn't going t words them, and these isn't a generalized rant but it goes out too a lot of people. But i get on her every once and awhile and find about 50 new women every 5 seconds that have this stupid rhetoric about "Rate me and Fan Me before you add me!", and "If your going too ask too see my NSFW pics ill block you!" and "Ill let you see me naked and picture of me that aren't attractive at all of me getting fucked by my boyfriend because my husband left be cause I am un-attractive and cant get him up so I get this guy liquored up everytime he
Welcome To Iraq
My stomach lurches forward, I look to my right where a guy is holding a cross and sweat is dripping off his forehead, I look to my right and see a guy with his hands folded, eyes closed. The plane started its quick decent to the ground, falling out of they sky more than flying. Its a combat-landing...normal for flying into the hottest spot in the world. As the plane hits hard, everyone in the plane jumped, and I could tell that everyone new to the country was scared out of their minds. As the plane seemingly skids across the runway, for what seems like an hour, we hear the engines roar, slowing the plane down as much as possible. Then everything stops. The engines whine down, and now the plane's rear hatch is opening up, within seconds all of the bags are off the plane and we walk off into black nothingness... Mosul, Iraq, claimed to be the hottest spot in the world. My home for the next year. Its so dark out that we can't make out much except the runway lights and a few light
Read And Be Proud
I am an Australian and my son is an Australian - as far as we are concerned there is not place on God's earth better than Australia , and there are no people better than Australians. That was until the past week or so. My son is in the Australian Army and he is currently on deployment in Iraq . I can not go into his duties in great depth, but shall we say that he and his fellow army buddies are on a glorified guard duty looking after the Australian Embassy. They don't go out looking for "action", though it is a different story in Afghanistan , there the Aussie troops chase the baddies over the hills and into the valleys.. My son and I just ended a long 'phone conversation and here are some of his comments, believe me this is what he said. We have all seen the bullshit emails written by some clown in his lounge room pretending to be at the coal face, but this is what was said. : "Before I came over here I thought we (the Australian Army) were pretty shit hot......
I'm Back!
I'm just happy to be able to be online again! Not sure who I am more pissed at microsoft, norton or hp.
Yeah, I Am Completely Done
I am Deleting my Fubar Profile Tomorrow (Thursday) at 11:00 a.m. PST. If you still wanna keep in touch with me then contact me and I will give you my Yahoo or Msn or any other things I have to give. No amount of Trying to convince me to stay will work. I have made this Decision and I ain't changing my mind, so I hope you all have fun on here without me, though most of you hardly even talk to me. But to those who do, well... it was fun.
Blazer For Sale
I have a 92 Chevy Blazer, 4DR 4WD Power-stearing, breaks, locks, windows. 176k Miles. inspected thru Dec 08. 2k or best offer. if anyone around lancaster, pa is interested, please let me know. thanks
Running through the dark, time rushing ahead of me Not knowing where I'm going but turning, ducking and weaving. Branches scratch at my face, tiny droplets of blood form in their wake. The back of my hand wipes away the blood but leaves a salty pain. My breath is failing me, lungs scream, won't fill up, not fully. It's dark but I think I see a light ahead. Help, oh sweet sanity, the light grows closer.... WAIT moves too, erratic, noises, yelling? How did they get infront of me, did I turn full circle and run the wrong way? Huge tree fallen in my path, hollow underneath, I can fit, I'm tiny now. Quiet except for my beating heart, shhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh please be still, don't scream, don't scream. I need to be safe, need to be still, safe, quiet! Footsteps, closer and closer now.....heart races! Hold my breath, they are right above me, tears stream from my eyes and sting the cuts on my face. My hands on my mouth, does it help? I feel it helps. My pants grow warm betwe
Im Being Stalked
get this, theres a guy on here called the bronx bulll. hes stalking me, he keeps shouting me and then blocks me before i can respond. so I posted his phone number in my name. if you call it expecting me im sorry, but say hi to him for me. his real name is louis o narsici, he lives on 207 wimbledon in bloomindale... like i said, block this bitch face!! -dawn
This house is so unfamiliar. Edges of my vision blurred into a darkened bronze haze. Death is in this house. The world outside is gone for now, yet I can hear its frozen silence. The air is so dry; I feel my throat crave any kind of moisture. It could not have rained here for ages. In the confusing haze and darkness, I find myself momentarily amazed at how perceptive your auditory senses enhance. As I hear my grandmother whom I survived for more than a decade, sing lightly the songs she would play on her piano, to lull me to peaceful slumber when I was a child and ill. My feet are so heavy. Slow is the way up the stairs. It is as though I am willed up the flight, with two different levels consciousness warring inside my heart. One wrestling with my body to wake up, this has to be a dream, and there is no way it can end well. The other warmed by Maryís songs, tears flow harder with each step. When I bump into a table or nightstand of some kind, which seems to have no b
Rhiannon Goddess Of The Isle
A man lost at sea was washed up upon an island. The island seems to be deserted and uninhabited until he finds a fountain mounted on a pedestal. This relic is very old, but the water is clear and the man thirsty. He bends to drink, but stops short when he sees the reflection of a beautiful woman in the still water. He looks up and she stands before him. She is tall and thin and frail looking, yet she radiates strength. She is dressed in a silver white gown and her silver gold hair hangs past her waist. Her age is undeterminable, but her eyes speak of ageless wisdom. Three birds attend her, fluttering about her shoulders, but never landing. The strange and enchanting woman welcomes him, leads him to a cottage and tells him he is welcome to stay as long as he wishes. She leaves him at the cottage to consume the dinner that is awaiting him on the table. Being hungry, the man set himself to eat without questioning his hostess. The food is simple faire, but he notices there is no meat. N
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My Birthday
I just want to extend a heart felt thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes. far too many to reply to every one so i figured i would thank everyone with a blog. it's been a good day. i had to work a 12 hour shift but it was good. thanks again!
I hope my lovely lady friends read this. I love to cam and am getting ready to do so now on yahoo. Please add me; my addy is kerrymeijer. Hope to see and chat with you all there!!
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It's About Me
i'm 32 have 5 kids.we like going fishing boating camping and to the movies.we do a lot of outdoor stuff but will also do some indoor things like go to the movies or go shopping.if u want to know anything else just ask.
Random Thoughts...
Well, it has been awhile since I actually blogged in here... I'll do most of my writing here, cut, paste and put it on the page I spend more of my internet time on......... maybe..... Now that I have a job where I actually have to work, I don't spend all that much time chatting online anymore... how odd is that? So I'm a bit confused at what is termed the "American Work Ethic"... does it really exist? Is business really gone from the action plan to the 'here and now' plan? Let's say you run a business that grosses about a half a million per month..... lets say the big reason behind this money is a certain part of your inventory.... now... since inventory is a numeric thing.. and sales trends, being 'trends' are also numeric... doesn't it stand to reason that if you see your numbers getting low you replace said merchandise to continue making money? Or do you tell your 'consultative' salesmen (don't get me started on that line) to just sell the bigger ticket item because 'we have some
Dirty Lil Secrets
Basics 1. How old are you? 2. Look between your legs...what's your species, male or female.. (or both)? 3. Equally important, what's your sexual Orientation? 4. At what tender age did you discover the joys of masturbation? 5. Sometimes nature intends a person to discover their first orgasm laterÖeither way when was it? 6. Uh ohh.. you went and sinned and kissed someone. When did you lose your innocence, sinner? 7. Expanding on that, when was the first time you made out with someone? 8a. How often do you masturbate? 8b. Do you fantasize usually when you do? 8c. Do you like it? 8d. Do you try to get there fast or do you deny yourself to make it last longer? 8e. Ever engage in mutual masturbation (doing it, but with a partner)? 8f. Do you own and use a dildo or vibrator? 8g. Have you ever used a foreign object but not a sex toy (cucumber, hairbrush, something like that)? Oral sex 1. In general, does the idea of oral sex appeal to you? 2. Ok great, I w
Just A Thought
So my fortune cookie last night said.... The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come again.... Did they really think I needed any persuading??
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My Favoriate Quote
never underestmiate the power of a woman and life with out music would be a mistake
First One
I HAVE NO CLUE IN WHAT I AM DOING DO YOU GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR ME? hay would you like something free something we can't live without? it don't cost to join theres never a charge for it its so simple anyone can do it I will send it to you and tell you more about it . I would tell you here but its not letting me post this I don't know why its nothing bad its same as here except you get paid for it. FREE MONEY IF you can make a profile If you can share pictures IF you can get friends to join you If you can post comments IF you can view others profile THAN MY FRIEND YOU CAN DO THIS TOO. COME HERE TO REQUEST MORE INFO JUST LET ME KNOW YOU ARE FROM FUBAR OK. email me :
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Thanks to all you wonderful 'friends'who helped me with my problem.Support was certainly overwhelming,thanks to all. INDEED..... BITE ME!
My Love
My Love for you grows stronger everyday, It runs deeper then even the oceans that lay upon this Earth Even the length of the clear night sky is no match for my love for you You are the completion of my Heart The other half of my darkened soul You make me complete As nothing else ever will You are my Love, my Life, my World With the two of you both with me Anything is possible and can be done with ease My little family is my little world With the both of you at my side Anything can and will be done No matter how hard it seems Nothing is impossible for us to do As One we will stand and fight Whatever may come into our path And come out with shining victory For nothing can defeat the powers of our Love Together we stand as One whole As is meant to be and will be For now and forever we will be One All my love to you my Babies, Together we can do anything in the world. separated there is no chance of life Remember my Loves, We will survive no matter
Thanks For All The... What Was I Talking About?
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS One day God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have some Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example?' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill? We're not interested.' So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have some Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.' 'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.' Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have some Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.' 'Not steal? We're not interested.' Then He went to the French and said, 'I have some commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.' 'Not commit adultery? We're not interested.' Finally, He went to the J
The Melody
The Melody I listen to that melody playing my head its like a broken record that will never seem to end my soul is deep, deeper then the sea and when i write i drown in its beauty and when that melody seizes to exist i will be gone to a better place maybe not in spirit as that will always be but in memory i will disapear ill be just another casualty
Welcome To The World
Early this morning one of my closest and bestest friends that I've had for 11 years became a mother for the first time. She and her boyfriend Jason became new parents to Elora Mae, 6lbs 14 ozs. Beautiful baby girl, head full of hair and looks like her mama. I couldn't be happier for them. It just made me misty eyed standing there at the head of the bed, looking upon my friend Liz feeding her newborn, a tender moment that couldn't be described in words.
7 Weeks
I want to thank everyone for their "friendship" here at Foolbar. In 7 weeks, my life will be changing and I won't be on here as much. I have some words of widsom tho: #1: Don't ever tell anyone that you love them if you don't or have no intentions of ever proving it to them. #2: Don't assume that all women are stupid and retarded. #3: Don't take Fubar so seriously...but then again, refer back to #1! LOL It's a shame that I have made alot of friends on here and 99% of them are no longer my friend lol. It's also a shame that I foolishly gave my heart to someone on here to only have it thrown back in my face...hence why my very sturdy metal wall is back up and in effect. Let's just say when someone who says they love you and you feel the same, yet they don't want no one in the world to know that and your only communication is when they are at work...there's usually something behind that. Take heed to all who read this...people are fake and it's sad that the game is played a
Wishing today was the days of my yesteryears, I might have changed a bit of my ways. Things could have been different, life would have been lighter I may have looked before leaping inside of myself. Must we wait until time has moved on to yearn for loves we have lossed, those bridges we burned, and rocks left unturned. Then only to find through the business of life we have not yet defined who we are and our own true selves. In spite of hard life lessons we learned, decisions we made and our own paths we paved. Then one day we awake and discover good or bad, happy or sad, whatever choices we made we arrived at this destination in spite of ourselves
What Porn Would You Star In?
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Men Are Like...
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an
11 Rules To Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Just A Reminder
I just wanted to remind everyone to keep love in ur heart always for those near and dear to you and never EVER pass up the chance to show them or tell them how much they mean to you and how much you love them. Life is way too short...
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How To Make Love
HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
What I Feel
(Thoughts) Heart Racing Tracing Hurt Replacing Hoping Fantasy to Reality Flying Non Dying Always Trying Never Lying Non Trusting Lip Busting (Taking Fantasy to Reality) (Hurt) Body Freezing Mind Teasing Praying Repeat Hurting Bolding Fist Teary Weary Sick Changing Rearranging Heart Decomposing Sick of Loosing Sick of Choosing Sick of Bruising (Sick of Asking for the Truth and it Refusing) (Change) Mindful Non Hurtful Non Feared Non Teared Replacing Pain Chasing Past Erasing Future Facing Prepared Non Scared Non Messing Non Testing Truly Confessing No False Feeling No Cheating Only Hurt Sealing Against Haters Debaters Bitches And Snitches (Sick of Liars and Will No Longer Stand on Eggshell Land)

my weekend hello to all! its another saturday afternoon,im sitting around missing my old friends like usual. it would be nice to see everyone again like the old times.theres not much going on in my life. im doing okay and have no complaints. i've got air,water,food and shelter so im pretty happy with that. tomorrow is m0ther's day..and although i'm not a mother i want to tell my husband thank you so much for being there for me no matter what. it means so much to me. im looking forward to tomorrow as we are going to have dinner together..oh sweet
Famous Sexual Quotes
Famous Sexual Quotes "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My g
The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regula
Mistold Crazyness
OK.. so today it's rainin and I'm stuck in side... who ever thought that throwing mud in apartments court yard wasn't allowed... :( Oh well I'll think of something better to do.. I'm sure!!
Inside This Tortured Soul
I've come to realize that no matter how much I fight this or try to fucking make this all go away it never will. So all I can do is come to terms with as much of it as I can and then either move on til the end alone or not move forward so there'll never be a past. Too much darkness in my past as it is and it'll only get darker. I'm only getting darker. I'm caring less and less about it all and just want to either fully disappear or for everything to just go the fuck away. I'm growing colder inside from all of this. And you all think it's Ashley and you're wrong. She's the biggest thing right now yes, but it's my life in general that's my problem. I've NEVER been really happy. I mean I've spent most of my life with either hardly any friends or none at all and had to rely on myself for company. So I've become anti-social because of it and prefer my own company over friends. Hell, I've NEVER had it easy making friends even when I was a kid. I was always an outcast and shit. Yo
Life Is Too Short
You have to wonder from day to day why things are the way they are... My mom has always told me that everything happens for a reason... I am starting to wonder if everything we DO is for a reason. I have done something that has ruined a great thing and i look at the situation and think "well there was no reason to do that " So I wonder what it all really means????
I Love You
I love you more than ever... for all the reasons that made me fall in love with you in the first place & all the other lovable qualities you've shown me since then. I love you more than words can say... because there are no words to describe all the wonderful feelings I've known because of you. Whether we're sharing private times of passion or moments of playfulness... Whether we're talking about our dreams or working out our problems, the closeness we share never runs out of new ways to touch my heart. I love you more than you'll ever know... because one lifetime isn't long enough to tell you or show you how much the love we share means to me.
Cell Phones & Cars
Ok, I know...Some of you will say, "Tim, you're so wrong!" and I may be...however: Why is it, so many people talk on their phones, text message, eat burgers, fries AND a shake, smack the kids, and DRIVE all at the same time? Oh...and did I mention smoke, toss butts, reach to find them a pack, and grab the lighter? Its bad enough the country is besieged with high-tech goodies, (that I've simply got to have!) but to use while driving? I avoided ANOTHER accident today, barely, by swerving away from a car racing to a stop sign. They either didn't "see it", or I'm convinced - didn't care - trying to adjust a kid in the back, AND talk on the phone tucked under their left ear. Lucky it was a divided highway and I had no one in the left lane next to me! I honked, and got the meanest glare! Then I noticed the smoke clutched in the left hand on the steering wheel... What are the drivers doing? My gosh! People drive a 4,000lbs(plus) car, and have so many other distractions its sur
its been a month since I have had sex and I would someone to just fuck my pussy up good. omg it just sucks because its been a month how pathetic I may sound now i know but I have urges and i need to get satisfied like riiiight now. I am so fucking wet and just thinking about someone inside me is making me so wet and horny...FUCK I WANT SEX NOW!
First Kiss
I love all my friends, and keep them in my heart. And hope the friendship, will never part. But do you ever find, that special one? That makes you smile, and come undone? I just wonder sometimes, if it's for real. Or just another guy after, my heart to steal. I think that someday, that I may find this out. Then all the passion and want, will not be a doubt. When I look into your eyes, I see hope, It loosens my mind, to help me cope. It would take only just one small thing, if this is true. To either be happy forever, or always be blue. To live a life with someone, would be a real bliss. Just to be granted, that very first kiss.
enslaved with desires your wicked words only tighten the shackles imprisoned by the rush of devotion your heart seeps into mine and sequesters it's emotions time slowly saunters when I wish it to race casting me into the fire of your embrace the balm of your kiss and the sweet bliss of your warm breath upon my skin the hunger of your touch so anticipated craving like a drug the euphoric release and sedation the rise and the fall of our sighs till the morning pheremones like dew hang in the air sweet like poison seductive yet cruel enticing us to embrace a pyre exhausting our energies now sunk into our desire i crave you and you crave me breathe in this moment let the flames burn higher
ok so what is the point of living without love. I can tell you there isnt one so yeah fuck it all fuck this world fuck EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE I'M OUT
Thirty Minutes From Now....
Thirty Minutes from Now Thirty minutes from now, your neighbors will eat dinner. Thirty minutes from now, the jet plane that just flew overhead will be almost 300 miles away. Thirty minutes from now, a sitcom on tv will wrap up and the next one will start. Thirty minutes from now, Bill Gates will be a quarter of a million dollars richer. Thirty minutes from now, that truck that just rolled by your house will be 35 miles away. Thirty minutes from now, someone you know will arrive at work. Thirty minutes from now, a friend will have made a decision. Thirty minutes from now, a couple will decide to marry. Thirty minutes from now, a couple will decide to divorce. Thirty minutes from now, someone you don't know will die. Thirty minutes from now, a baby you'll never meet will be born. Thirty mintues from now, something TERRIBLE will happen. Thirty minutes from now, something WONDERFUL will happen. Thirty minutes from now, the earth undernea
Love Is Not The Only Battlefield...
Pat Benatar got it only half right. Love is not the only battlefield...I'm learning that so is friendship. Words are weapons that hurt far longer and are just as damaging as physical blows, if not more. Words can heal or they can annihalate. They can build or they can destroy. Choose your words wisely.
Never Enough Of You
You could give me a kiss, that would sizzle to the core; yet I'd not be appeased if you gave me a dozen more. You could hold me close to warm this heart of red yet you'd find that my desire had not fled. You could visit me at night and please me with your touch. yet come the dawn, I'd want you just as much. You could try something old, or something new and improved, yet my hunger for you could never be removed. You could kiss me, hold me, and vow your love so true, but no matter what you do, I'll never get enough of you. To My One And Only "Robert" I Love You So
Serious Stuff
The next time I feel bad about my pathetic life all I need to do is watch this video and think how things could be worse. It brings me to tears every time I see or hear the song on the radio. My brother is in Iraq right now. I will be glad when this war is over! Letters Home from the Garden of Stone
What Hurts The Most
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don't bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok But that's not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin' to do It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I'm doin' It It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not
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Woman Never Found!
It is getting so bloody hard to find the right woman. I mean seriously, how hard should it be? All I want is a woman that is into the same things that I am. Sodding hell. Actually start to wonder if such a person actually exists.
Tay's Blogs
As most of you know, I am new to this Fubar and I am learning my way around. I've decided to go ahead and post my very first blog on this site. I post blogs almost everyday on Myspace, so why the hell not on Fubar lol. My cousin who just moved back to MS from OH introduced me to this place and I must say I credit her for even knowing about something this awesome! Ha, joking. I love her to death. So anyway, these past couple of days have been hell for me due to this congestion that I have in my chest. Soon, hopefully soon at least, it'll go away and I can get back to living! I'm out of school until the 30th of June and honestly don't know what I am suppose to do until then. I am so use to school and no fun. Well, I take that back, I have fun during the school period, but my head is alot of times up a books ass, if you know what I mean. Anyway so I start Summer Classes on June 30th and they go on until August 1st, then I have a 20 day break until Fall Classes begin! What fun. Oh
Ericas Blogs
Have you ever felt so alone where u just dont even wanna be around anymore???? Well thats how im feeling right now. I thought things would get alot better when i moved out here,but it just seems like its getting worse.I pretty much lost all of my friends that i DID have.Which was prly a good thing,coz i picked the wrong ones. Just been so stressed out with everything latley dnt even know what to do anymore.Im tryin my damn hardest to get things back in gear. I finally got me a summer job (which helps alot) Still working on getting my licesnces. An other thing that just really sucks is not havin someone around an help me with things like this.I miss havin someone there with me.Its been almost 6months since i hadda boyfriend.Which could be a goodthing bc i got other shit to worry bout right now then that.But sometimes i just miss the hugging,kissing,im his girlfriend kinda thing too... But anyways!Sry if this doesnt make alot of sence lol,my first blog so bare with me here lol PLEASE
The Batcave
I've been thinking lately of dropping my Fubar page. There's just been so much time I spend at work and with my GF, that I don't have as much time to spend it online anymore. I'll probably leavr it up for another week or so and then shut it down. May all the people I met on here, have fun and have peace. It'shard to be in a relationship with someone who is constantly changing moods. We've been together for 3 years and I've known about her manic depression and bi-polarism, but sometimes it's hard to deal with. One minute she's there the next she's someone else. One day she wants to make a firm commitment, then she wants to run away. Have to think of where the next step is going. Least I'll have some quiet time to think. She's off in California, visiting friends. Think I'll hop on the bike and head down to Savannah for the weekend.
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex? 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?
The Mom Pome
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the
Mayday 2008 In Indiana Usa
Sooo here we go! I'm starting off the summer with my first concert! Mayday!!!! I'll be at verizonwireless center this weekend,..saturday. Come on and lets play. if ya going let me know! pease ya'll mike
Seriously? NSFW? I'm not showing any more than I'd show on a beach, even less actually :-) I'm going to take this as a good sign. I'm not going to work tomorrow. Apparently I'm not safe!
Memorial Day!!!!!!!
This is for everyone who Is, Did, or Knows someone who served in the U.S. Armed Forces... Take time out at 3:00pm on May 26, 2008 which is Memorial Day and observe a moment of silence and say thank you for those who gave the ultimate sacrafice and those who wore a uniform to defend this great nation..... OOOOORAH, SEMPER FI!!!!! New Graphics Military Images Top Comments New Graphics Military Images Top Comments New Graphics Military Images Top Comments
I Am I
Forty-seven-year-old Lorraine Kerwood confounds expectations. One of eleven children, she grew up under challenging circumstances. Teachers labeled her mentally challenged and assigned her to special education classes. A wide variety of low-paying, blue-collar jobs followed. Yet, when Lorraine returned to school at the prodding of a friend, she became an academic star, eventually graduating magna cum laude from the University of Oregon. During that time, the student once labeled "challenged," taught herself to rebuild computers, which she then gave to people who couldn't afford them. With her new skill set, and her abiding sensitivity to the issues of the disadvantaged, Lorraine established NextStep, a nonprofit computer-recycling center. One of the central goals of Lorraine's organization is the recycling of computer hardware and other electronics, keeping hazardous waste out of the environment. According to the Institute for Local Self Reliance, nearly seventy-five percent of obs
Help Hellcat Get A Year Vip
Ratings Good People !!!
Hello all . Hope all is well . But The reason for this is to enform all that we guys would like to get rated as well . It would really be nice if the rating thing would swing both ways ... How about it please . If you are rated , how about returning the favor !!
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Girl On Girl
most of the women i know have wonderd what it would be like with another woman(in the sack ). i wonder if the majority of women think this. as for men wondering about other men in the same way i am pritty sure there are hardly any .. i think the women form is so georgeouse that its bound to happen thet even women fancy women well most.
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The State Of The Union
I'm normally not one to talk politics or religion, but after listening to the radio this morning and seeing the gas prices go up another 3 cents overnight, I have to voice this and see what others think. The government is blaming OPEC for the gas prices being so high, but yesterday OPEC stated that they are flabbergasted at the rate of oil being over $130 a barrel. OPEC feels that oil shouldn't be over $60 a barrel, so who's really to blame? I honestly believe that the homeless rate is going to rise drastically very quickly. With gas prices, food prices, and the salary of the working class not increasing to reflect the gas and food prices, people are not going to keep their jobs long, either due to not being able to afford to get to and and from work because of gas prices or because of layoffs due to decreased spending. The government actually has the nerve to say they don't think we are in a recession...lmfao...personally I think we are headed towards a dam Depression like back in the
Manwhore For Hire!!!
basically ill be your slave for cash... that just about covers it, contact if interested
A photograph tells a story, A story of many things, A tale from the past, The hurt or hapiness it can bring, A photograph tells a story, Future dreams from the heart, Aims and ambitions, Where you want your life to start, A photograph tells a story, Expresses emotions held so deep, Can prompt smiles upon faces, Can even cause one to weep, A photograph tells a story, Allows someone to reflect, Upon thoughts that they are thinking, Decide between joy, guilt or regret, A photograph tells a story, Just like an old friend, Bringing back old memories, And classic remember whens, A photograph tells a story, A million words in one, When a photograph is taken, It's tale has just begun, A photograph tells a story, An image it can hide behind, One true meaning held within, Only known by the artists mind, A photograph tells a story, A secret it refuses to show, The more that people see, The less they really know.
Reasons, everyone always wants reasons why I am the way I am. Honestly, I would like to know myself. So I write about what hurts, what feels good, what makes me cry and what makes me feel. I want to know why: I cry. I'm screaming silently inside. I'm happy for a moment and then I lose it. I'm free but I hold back. I hate myself every time I look in the mirror. I drown in my self-pity. I eat a tub of ice cream, then feel so much guilt that I can't move. I am ashamed. I hide from everything. I feel more than I can take. And I just really want to know why I am unable to be whole. Was I born with a failure inside of me that doesn't allow me to change? I spend my days scared. What if I never change? What if there are no reasons at all? What if I am the way I am forever and there is nothing I can do about it. So I look for an answer to make the confusion go away. Everyday I wake up searching with only the hope that someday something will be found that will make this endless longing go away.
Poems Given To Me
You've touched more then my body. You've touched my heart beyond belief. You've touched my soul a place no one has gone before. Your inside of me, I carry you with me all of the time. I've waited all my life for you. I didn't know who you were or when you would come along. I just knew you were out there and would come and save me one day. I knew you would come along and teach me what love is. I knew there was a real man out there in this world that would make a woman feel like a queen. I thank you for coming into my life when I needed you most and never deserting me when I would be my worst. I thank you for loving me from the inside out. For seeing in my soul and fixing this broken woman. I thank you for making me confident and strong. I thank you for accepting my greatest gift I have to give. I thank you for being a strong man, a real man. I thank you for your love.
I shield from the rainfall, as a natural response under my umbrella, And I stay dry through the scene. I discovered you, Walking your harmonous soul on the waterlogged pavement, and wearing a smile so permanent. Well-chosen, bright, beautiful rainfall divine, And I must shield from the falling, He said: "Why do you hide yourself under an umbrella? Such a beautiful fille , 'tan bella' You're like a beautiful flower-- you need to bloom-- this rainfall is for you, Because flowers need water to live." And for once I smiled A smile of relieve...
Alone I close my eyes I can picture you in my mind Your lips play against my flesh To my surrender; I respond in kind Commanding kisses greet softened lips Moistened pink meets twin Tiny sounds of pleasure sweet Echo from deep within You press, demanding, into me Silken heat radiates through Fingers whisper over your skin Slowly learning every inch of you No proof against these dreams do I claim As your fingers find my need Back arches in pleasure As for your touch I plead Flames reach higher Raging to fevered heights Bodies quiver against the other Screams into the night Clinging to one another Seeking sanctuary during the thunder Shaking our bodies, souls and minds Faces filled with new found wonder Fire darkened midnight blues flutter Eyes gaze over empty bed Touching over the lonely pillow Remembering once more, its all in my head.
I would like to know who is the person with a crush on me PLEASE!!!
Ok well I guess to start I have been workin as a web designer, office manager for MESSCO USA. Honestly its been quite a wild ride. However now there is a whole new face turning. We are revamping the company. Which should be fun seeing as I am Office Manager which means most of the new things going on have to go through me as I am the main contact between customers and our company. So today at the morning meeting I got a list of my new objectives. Lol I came home called my mom and was like omg I wont be able to take a dump with out having the computer on my damn lap and the phone in my hand lol. She's the one that got me all the extra work. So yea thanx to my mom I'll be booked solid for the next 3 weeks unfortunatly. But it'll be worth it when we start expanding. More expanding means more money and more money means a lot with the gas prices today. So yea!Either way... if you're interested in a job... or are looking to make extra income in the near future please let me know cause i'll t
Skittles' Blog
Hello I'm new to this bar I just wanted to say hello to everyone!! Hope you have a good time!!
Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see and if you know me well enough you'll see you're the only one for me If you put your head to my chest and tell me what you hear you'd hear my heart beating way too fast and it's just because you're near Baby, just touch my soft body's skin then tell me what you feel you'd feel the heat, burning like flames you'd feel I want you for real Like a volcano, erupting with pleasure when your hands find mine when your fingers glide down my back and run it up and down my spine together we will go to that place, wehere you and I can be alone to that world of passion and desire where your mind will be blown Just close your eyes, just give in to me and I'll give you what you need i want you near, I want you here I want you to feel all my heat
I'm Leavin, Maybe I'll Be Back Again!
Sorry everybody, I just got here and now i'm leavin, well these sites have been a bit of a distraction so im leaving u wanna get a hold of me yahoo: moorenterprises2005 Holla @ ya boy! TMO
Melicious Blogs
Sometimes your at home watching tv and just thinking to yourself.. "how did i just finish watching the whole show and not remember what it was about" cuz the whole time your not thinking bout the tv,, your just thinking about that special person, thinking about them, what they're doing, wondering if there thinking about you too.. or maybe wondering if they're even think about you at all.. it hurts to feel like your putting everything you have into that person and then wonder if they are putting that same feeling into someone else.. love can kill you that way, it doesn't let you choose, it doesn't let you breathe, it doesn't let you think.. it overpowers you to the point where you cant eat breathe or feel anything but love, its crazy that someone can have so much power over you and not even try at all.. its crazy how girls let them selves get abused and stay for love.. its crazy how girls can run away from their homes to live with the one they love only to find out he has someone on the
Music Cause Idunno Where Else 2 Put It Lol
7 Days Left For This Auction So Get Your Butts Bidding And Rateing!
Levl 21
Sorry to say that I'm leaving fubar ..There was alot of cool ppl that i got to meet herebut my time has come to leave all you ....But if you want to keep in touch you can find me om myspace or yahoo... Yahoo id name is sexy_eyes_girl74 myspace me look me up under Hope to hear from all my friends that i meet on here ...I will be closing my acct on 6-17-2008 Lve yall Peanut
if anybody has yahoo messanger leave a message on here thank you
hi guys
Gremory's House Of Pain
Marked NSFW because I may fly off into fits of swearing...I never know when I write blogs.... I don't do blogs very often...but Im bored trying to kill two hours before work and none of my friends are online to flirt or chat with.....I feel very obstinate today....ya know...not very caring of other people's opinions or feelings...maybe its because I didn't get a good night's sleep, or had to go clear into work for a lame corporate orientation of sorts just to have 4 hours to kill before the start of my shift (I couldn't start early). I had the last three days off, the weather mostly sucked so I couldnt do any of my outdoor hobbies. I had two friends express interest in hanging out and then either baled or one hasnt event bothered returned any of my messages for the past three days.....on the day we had something planned from the week prior they were I think Im just going to totally wash my hands of that person....just got my work schedule for the next 6 weeks and
My Nsfw Folder
ask and ill see if i like you, they are all pretty much what my name is so only ask if you wanna see my junk...
Ya i found out im going to be a dadyy so im kinda freaked out about everything
Two Of The Hardest Working People On Fubar!!! Bulletin By Yeahmon
These two people work endlessly to help people on fubar and ask for nothing in return. They have helped countless people level from fresh meat all the way up to Oracle. Please stop in and show the both of them the love that they deserve! Mikey@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Lynne Co-Owner of Cutterbum@ fubar This message brought to you by Mike Hawk ‚˜† Yeahmon ‚˜† ‚˜Ÿ Shadow Leveler ‚˜Ÿ ‚™Š Please read my profile ‚™Š@ fubar (repost of original by '☠ Yeahmon ☠ ☟ Shadow Leveler ☟ ♊ Please read my profile ♊' on '2008-06-15 04:04:27')
Stressed The Fuck Out
So the company my husband has worked for the last 10 years tells him 2 weeks ago that his full time position was being eliminated by the company to put in place a new system. Which means, he has the end of THIS MONTH (June 2008) to find another full time job, or a part time job to fill in what we're not making with the part time bull shit they're giving him at his current job. He has applied to over 30 places, and you know what's fucked up?? They are mostly over the internet. Because for some godforsaken reason businesses have completely relied entirely on the computer to file through applications. Which sucks, because whereas before, you could go in fill out an application and possibly speak to a manager... now you have to fill out the application online.. WHAT THE HELL Is my ears ringing for!? Anyways... now you have to fill out an application and wait... tap your toes, and maybe possibly call to find out how the application is going... yarrrrrrr right. He fills out an ap
This Path
I see before me a path A long and narrow path A dark path is seems to be I know this is the direction I must go I know this is the one for me I know that with You beside me, I cannot faulter You have promised to walk with me, each step You have told my heart this is the way to go You have assured me that only going forward will give me the desire of my heart. Together we will be Together we will climb the highest mountain Together we will cross the deepest ocean Together forever is what we will be I am ready to surrender myself to this narrow path I am ready to follow Your guidence I am ready to be with You, no matter where it takes me I now take my first step on this new path of my life I now leave those things behind me that hold me down I now look to the future, a future with you This path may be unknown to me This path may be long This path may be life changing I am ready and willing Into this way I go....Come let us start this path, You and I
so this is my first post in my first blog. Feeling like I'm base jumping for the first time, looking down the wall of the building seeing people look up expectantly. Sorry If I disappoint any of you- but I have no clue what Im doing. sticking with the 'base jumping' analogy- its like I know how to jump, pull the chord, and scream prayers to any deity willing to listen. But am miffed as to how to put them together. Since you are not expecting anything anymore, I guess I need a topic. bitchin. as in anything weblike that I find bitch(in)(like) so... Bitchin'
typical bull$h*t we all get to deal with. I've deceided to F*ck it all and 4get men exist, less i fall in love at first sight and vice versa. I am not touching another man for a long time...well maybe-If i can get up to SF...hehehehe....well my vacation starts tomorrow and I get to spend the next umpteen days in palmtucky and DRY TOWN whoohooo! ^have the balls to tell the truth so we donít wonder^ ********friends saga below************ Subject: What do you think?? The last time Joe sent me a text message, he had a seafood poisoning, do you think he died from food poisoning? Is it possible? Subject: What do you think?? I highly doubt that he died. And unless a doctor diagnosed him he made up the food poisoning-it is just a really bad stomach. A parasite would take a long time to kill a human-slowly but it would take longer than a year id thinkÖ=) donít callÖ.stay STRONG! Subject: RE: What do you think?? No I wonít call that bastard. Subject: RE: What do you t
Y Me??
And I Stood Still....
Waiting for him to come back into my arms, i cant wait to be back in his warm embrace. I miss him with everything i have and i still am here sitting and waiting for that day he tells me "baby, im coming home." But i dont know when this day can possibaly be. I will just wait, and atleast try to be patient for the day my love coems back to thee. My eyes well up and here comes the tears as i lay in my bed and my make up starts to smear...I just wish so badly you were here. I miss you more then you could ever know. I know this hurts you too. I know that you miss me and love me so much. Baby, im right here for you. I love you more then i have ever loved anyone and that does include myself. I will just take the love in my heart i have for you, save it in a jar and keep it safe on my shelf...I love you more and More, the more i dont get to see your face or feel your sweet breath on my skin. Tim, i love you. I know that you know that i do deeply so. but like i said to you before, i dont think
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Do U Know What Its Like??
Do any of you know what its like to love someone for so long that after awhile you give up altogether and then out of no where the person you thought u were just getting over comes back into your life. You realize at the point that you never gave up on him.her. They impacted your life in so many ways that you are glad to have them back again and you hope they stay this time and do run away cause they are afraid. Well I do. I have been in love with person for so long but never told them till just recently because I was afraid and I was told by a family memeber not to let him know that he had that kind of effect on me. I am just so glad he is back in my life again. I hope he doesn't runaway.
Need Some Ideas
Pick Up Lines
1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 2. Is your daddy a theif? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes? 3. Will you go out with me?.......... to McDonald's? + 4. Can I flirt with you? 5. Blonde, James Blonde... Jr. = 6. I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included. 7. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So... would you please smile for me? 8. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here! 9. You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! 10. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you? 11. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? 12. Hi, can I buy you a car? 13. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? 14. Do you have a boyfriend? No?! Well do you want one? Oh, you do? Well, when you want a
Can You Handel It And Are You That One ?
Hey here is the goblin, you see me but then you donít. Reason for that is just because, Just a goblin thatís enjoying every day as it comes. What I like and what turns me on is a woman that is fully confident of here self. Without any doubt, Someone who not afraid of letting me going down on her very slowly with pieces of ice in my mouth along with my vibrating tongue ring. Ensuring that a complete wet and stratifying orgasm, but as she is having this wonderful orgasm; itís required that she either has her legs spread eagle and she is pulling my head deeper inside her soaking wet pussy as I extend my tongue as far as possible. Her other option would be as she locks her legs around my head, I lick and suck on her clitoris as she rotates her hips and pulling her legs in tighter around my neck I insert my middle finger in to her pussy and my ring finger in her tight ass. As she starts to climax I began to suck harder on her clitoris and begin to pump my fingers deeper and faster into her
Naughty App
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your Phone Number: Best Time To Call: Age: Favorite sexual position: Do you think I'm cute? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND -IT'S ALL IN FUN- TITLE IT-Naughty Applicati

BDSM A silhouette on my bedroom wall You linger like the morning after You beautiful disaster The ghsot of what we had Watching my every single move It's so perverse and so very, very lewd You sick voyeur, you dirty angel Nothing I do saves me from your brown-eyed Hell That bed that we laid in still keeps your sordid form But I can't do anything until these tethers are torn A crushing pressure in my head From all the weight left by you And now my spine is growing black and blue The crucifix you nailed me to Burns my skin like boiling acid As your figure stands there; torrid, spiteful, acrid You sick voyeur, you dirty angel Nothing I do saves me from your brown-eyed Hell That bed that we laid in still keeps your sordid form But I can't do anything until these tethers are torn This sick fetish, this fetid kink I'm kept on a collar, attached by a link This cage that I'm in now still smells of your form And I can't do anything until these tethers are torn
Just Stuff
1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly Are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends Keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "I love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her she's beautiful! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! Oh, and on that last one...u need to show her you mean it too 21-open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman 22-tel
Hmmm What's Inside??
I cant resist you..I want to make love to you... You are standing, looking out a window. I silently come up behind you and wrap my arms around you. My hands go to your breasts, and I cup them lovingly in them. My thumbs stroke your nipples thru your top. You have no bra on and your nipples become hard and taunt. I use my forefingers and my thumbs to grasp and roll them between my fingers. You lean your head on my shoulder, exposing your long, lovely neck. I kiss your neck, then run my tongue up and down it's length. My mouth finds your bare shoulder, and I kiss it and nibble on it. I grow hard and I step closer to you. You can feel my bulge resting between your asscheeks. You push back against me and massage my bulge by bending and straightening your knees. You let out a slight moan. You raise your arm up around my neck and pull me tight to your neck. I bite down and suck your flesh in my mouth. I suck hard, then release. There is a "beauty" mark now at that spot.While my left hand

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