Fubar Blogs 3

Meeting People
Like i said i am a mommy and a wife and after 4yrs of pure stupidity i am finally back where i belong and thats at home taking care of my family instead of being strung out and stupid. It actually was really eye opening to realize what i was neglecting which was my wonderful husband and two beautiful children. Take it from me everything you really ever need is at home! Today is Thursday the 27th of September and its just another day but i have a bad attitude which sucks for my kids cause i am yelling more than just talking and at least i realize it i am trying to take a deep breath and cool down so i thought writting this would help calm me down my nephew goes home home at 5:30 and my husband will be home around 6:30 then i can rest until 7:30 before going to work for three hours anyway this is a dumb blog i just need to calm down and this did help me to relax a little Ok i really would love for all you who come to visit and to rate me to sign my guestbook and it doesn't matter if we

Without A Meaning
How would everything be if everyone new the answer to everything, except about themself. Would it be worth living? It would seem to be a life without meaning. If everyone had all of a sudden stopped what they were doing and focused entirly on learning about themselves, there would be an empty whole created that would cause everyone to to slowly forget what they've known and work less on considering what others would need help with. Drowning in one's own thoughts would lead to distrust in one's own abilities and fall to waste in a sea of sorrow as the people consume themselves. It would be tough to say that anything would work correctly if everything was the way it was before the sudden stop, but if it was possible it would still be hopeless after the affects.

66,000to Godfather
We have a Fubar close to God Fathering.. He's got about 66,000 to go..Show him some love. Hes got a lot of pictures and Stash to rate. Show him some love. Hes got something for everyone. †hΓøä†ƒäωk™@ fubar

Marking Nsfw
for all those people who like to fuck up other peoples fun, guess what its wrong and thats how you make enemys. last week i had a mumm marked nsfw it was neithr nsfw or offensive in nature. now that these penis moungrouls want to play funny person i cant post any mumms for two weeks thanks for the nsfw marking. this site is supposed to be fun not go out there and find people to fuck with.

Accused Of Inappropriate Material
I was accused of inappropriate material being posted; therefore I received a warning from Fubar administrators. My response was such: To all those who read this bulletin please tell me what you think of this idea? And if you are in agreement help me make this a reality for the Fubar community. This is my letter to the Fubar administration. Gentleman: What seems to be a problem? I get an email from you telling me that a stash item is offensive. Is there any recourse to this accusation? There is no explanation given other than the fact that it appears offensive to one person? There should be some rules applied to this type of situation. I have an idea. And I strongly want you to consider this!!! Example: If a member of Fubar is accused of having material that is offensive. Then the accused should have the ability to request a trial; the trial will consist of twelve Fubar members. The accused will have the ability to hire an attorney; the attorney can be any Fu

A Response...
When she gets quiet...millions of things are running through my mind. When she is not arguing...wait..that never happens..(just a joke!) When she looks at me with eyes full of questions...she is wondering how long I will be around. When she answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds...she knows better than to think that i believe that. When she stares at me...I know im busted. When she lays on my chest...I wish that she'd be mine forever.. If she would want to see me everyday... I'd make it happen. If she told me "I love you"...I'd be the happiest man in the world. When she says "I miss you"...no one in this world can feel more important and special than me at that instant. Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person .... listen to me... I call you beautiful instead of hot I'd call you back if you hang up on me I would stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for me..want to be the one who... Kisses your fore

Two New Classes Start This Week
Well I got a phone call today telling me I don't get a break between classes like I am supposed to. Usually I get a week in between but not this time. Grrr aggravation. So I am retaking Fundamentals of Marketing and now taking Computer classes also. Fun Fun Fun.. In other words everyone I am going to be around less and less. Which means less ability to help in comment bombing, and so on. Not that too many will miss me but I just wanted to let the few that give a shit know that unless they know the other ways to reach me *wink* then I will be indisposed a lot. Just because I am logged in won't mean that I am sitting here. I will be using a different browser for school. Anyway I will miss some of you asses and the rest hey ya never talk so nothing to miss.

When Someone Does You Wrong
"Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world." (1 John 4:4) Under the circumstances... Have you ever caught yourself using that phrase? "I suppose I'm doing pretty well under the circumstances." If you've ever said something like that, I want you to kick those words out of your vocabulary right now. Because you, as a victorious child of God, don't have any business living your life "under" your circumstances. You don't have any business letting problems and situations rule over you. Two thousand years ago, Jesus--the One Who is in you--ransacked Satan's kingdom. Through His death at Calvary, He legally entered the regions of the damned and stripped Satan of everything. He took away all his armor. He took the keys to death and hell. He bound that strong man, looted his kingdom, and Colossians says He spoiled principalities and powers and made a show of them openly, triumphing over them. Th

F*&^
Blogs... what are blogs ? blogs are little boxes where u can type anything ne where in the freakin box you wanna ? or am i wrong ? well .. blogs are ok ... blogs are not the greatest .... to me ne ways ... I know my spelling is weird but thats the way i want to type ...... ok getting back to blogs !! Blogs are for people that get or that are sad to leave their feelings on a site where everyone in the whole world can read them ... well to me ... why let everyone know ... why not keep it to yourself and when the time comes to blow up cause u never told ne one ne thing .... well ... dont you think that contributes to keeping the population of the US at bay ? i do .... i know im typing in a blog .... telling everyone in the whole world what im feeling about blogs .. but .... i guess i can be wrong about blogs all together or am i just a bit open minded ? i dont know ....

Topless Carwash For Charityyy
SHIRLEY, New York: Male drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash in a New York city ended up getting doused with disappointment. Scantily clad women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp it were shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars. "A little bit of a bait-and-switch," Assistant Chief Donald Prince admitted. "All the guys back there are all topless." Female drivers did not seem to mind the shirtless firefighters. Male drivers, though, felt they were getting short-changed. Mike Matias was hugely disappointed when a man soaped up and rinsed his car. But he said at least his $5 went to a good cause: All the money raised will benefit school booster clubs and charities, the Brookhaven fire department said.

330,000 To Godfather
I HAVE BEEN LEVELING FOR ABOUT 11 MONTHS NOT.. THIS IS THE 15TH PERSON WE HAVE HELPED TO GODFATHER..DONT LOOK AT NUMBERS..JUST GO SHOW LOVE AND RATE.. THERE ARE OTHERS RATING HER NOW SO THE NUMBERS WILL DROP We have a Fubar close to God Fathering.. She's got about 330,000 to go..Show her some love. Shes got a lot of pictures and Stash to rate. Shes got Happy Hour next hour show her some love and help make her a GodFather today. *Dark Enigma* {Lady Di's B*tch} Club FAR@ fubar

What I'm Not
Alittle About Me ........ I'm a Single dad trying to raise a 15 year old boy thats actually my best buddy . I'm a Southern Caif Auto Dealer ... I love the business .. gives me the freedom I need to do what I want when I want .... My Dream is in 3 years I'm selling everything and Moving to Fiji and opening up a bed and breakfest on the Beach ... If you've ever been there you know why .. As to why I'm here ... I'm not a friends whore or comment whore .. I've turned down alot of friends request not because I'm better or don't like you .. but theres a certain # of people I can feel comfy with and like .... #'s are just that .. their not friends .... Most on my friends list I've know for sometime and are special people in my life ... a few new ones are there cause they struck me as special in some way .... And Soon we'll form a lounge that well be very special and a tight knit group of friends ... So to that ........ I'm here but some days I'm there ..... Jim

Elvis
Elvis Barrett blows smoke rings and businessmen, smells their money on the dresser and they think his smile is for them. Every hustle has a dollar sign. Friday nights in Newark are as rich as he will ever be, but that's enough for Elvis. It takes a lot of liquor to wash away the white crust of his dreams gone south. He was all the rage once - jumping queues and striking poses in Manhattan night clubs - hobnobbing with the hoi polloi (back when he was pretty). Tomorrow Elvis will pour 54 Percodans into his trembling hand, choke them down with sloe gin, and piss himself while he falls into dreamless sleep. He'll only be missed by his mother and an ink salesman from San Mateo who loves him like a son but treats him like a bitch. Goodnight, sweet prince. © All rights reserved

Random
IT'S BEEN AWHILE • Album: Break The Cycle • Track Number: 04 • Performed By: Staind And it's been awhile Since I could hold my head up high And it's been awhile Since I first saw you And it's been awhile Since I could stand on my own two feet again And it's been awhile Since I could call you And everything I can remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I stretched myself beyond my means And it's been awhile Since I could say that I wasn't addicted And it's been awhile Since I could say I love myself as well And it's been awhile Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do And it's been awhile But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you And everything I can't remember As fucked up as it all may seem The consequences that I've rendered I've gone and fucked things up again.... again Why must I feel this way Just make this go away Just one more peaceful day And It's been awhile S

The Constancy Of Mirrors
I want the jazz of her sweet caress, to plummet head first into her hands and know the rhythm of skin. I want to lose my flesh in the constancy of mirrors while the scent of her hair erases me. She is the dance of my cocoon opening, the spirit-voice of tomorrow's moon, and the remembrance of cotton candy. I want the skeletons of all trees to whisper our names, the sky to sing us in a silent thunder. © All rights reserved

Obsearvations In General
So what beagn as an accidental stumbleing onto this interesting little site called Fubar has opened a whole new door for me into the virtual world of computer sex, dishonesty and mistrust. I was only working a case (I freelance as a private investigator) when I came accross this site. Being the in inquisitive individual that I am I created a profile and began to investigate the many pathways it opened. Needless to say there are quit a few twist and turns and surprises along the way. This virtual world is very reminiscence of an old eighties television show I used to adore called Max Headroom. It is were everything revolved around the virtual world such as computers and television. Humans had very little pyhsical contact and everything was never as it seems. That seems to prove the same for this enviroment were sad and lonely souls are lost and looking for someone special and lots of dishonesty and deception abound abudently. I do not understand why humans beings insist on trying to be

Mystic's Blog
I am not a 10, nor do I ever believe I will be. I think I'm around a 6 or a 7. What I don't get is why people automatically have been rating me a ten, when on other websites my average is around 4.5. I would rather have people be honest. I'm honest when I rate photos, so why isn't everyone else? I think it's rather lame that so many people can't be honest about what they think of others on here. You wouldn't rate everyone a ten in real life, would you? No, so why do it here, you know? Don't rate someone a ten unless you really mean it. You think you know me...but you dont...you have no clue... i am lost in the shadows of the past, longing, regretting.... wanting to run away, but wanting to stay, wanting things to change...but stuck in a rut of sorrow.... My heart is bleeding, emotions raw, nothing and everything to hide but my pain is there, ever present, always pressing.... You try to understand, but you cant....no one can...I dont even understand. Broken....shattered, holding o

6 Month Annivesary
~LaUrEn & KevDog's Six Month Anniversary!~ LaUrEn♥ ¤ ♣DJ.KevDog's CT wifey & GF♣ ¤ ♠PIMPIN Radio♠@ fubar DJ.KëvDög {LaUrEn♥'s CT Hubby & BF}«PIMPIN Radio»@ fubar MC Magic Videos | Music Video | Seattle MLS

Scorpio
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u dont repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description!! V • I • R • G • O: The whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.

Gatherings
MY FIRST GATHERING EXPERIENCE. WAS UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!! I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO THAT DAY. GATHERING AT CRYSTAL FOREST WAS AWESOME. THE SHADED AREAS. EVERYTHING BEING CLOSE. RIP TO THE NINJA WHO PASSED AWAY AT THE CLIFF. MAY HE RUN WICKED WILD IN SHANGRILA RAIN RAIN RAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL. RAIN ON THE FIRST DAY, SHINE THE NEXT DAYS. HAD A BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overpaid!
Somebody has started to straighten some of these thoughtless and ungrateful people out. And I am even more grateful that it was someone serving in one of the branches of military. Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accou

Girl's Night Out
She said she needed a girl's night out, so I settled in to watch my Tivos of Jennifer Garner as Spy in Tights - just twisted open a long neck and there was a knock on my door. I thought you and Moxie were out painting it... "Moxie's getting laid - figured I should, too. Got another beer?" Turns out she likes Jennifer Garner. We were in the middle of the one where she finds out her mother was a spy for a super secret organisation of female agents wearing bikinis and working for a guy called Charlie and her father wasn't really Boswell, and she turns to me and says "I've seen this one, wanna screw?" So, I'm weighing my options while popping the buttons on my 501s - Hmmm - lemme see... twelve inch tall two dimensional lycra babe...or... seventeen dimensions of fun with an actual redhead butt naked on my sheep's kin rug. No brainer. About half way into some Kama sutra thing where she puts her foot on my shoulder I put my arm parallel to her

An Observation On Pictures!
Why is it that some people feel the need to upload a gazillion pictures of themselves which all look like they were taken only seconds apart? How many pictures do you need of you looking away from your webcam with your head twisted the same damn way? People show some originality. Just because they let you upload a couple hundred pics on here, doesn't mean you have to fill them all up. 20 different pictures is a lot better than 100 of the same damn pose. Or at least mix it up a bit. What's funny is how many look like they took a lesson from Deb from Napoleon Dynamite on how to take a picture! LFMAO!

Streib
so here i am, another computer profile exsisting in hopes to have some sort of geniune experience where so many things aren't--welcome. barstool loyality keeps me glued! you had me then you have me now. and while ten cents is hardly the total of the toll this has taken on me, i can't afford to break myself again. it's an empty pocket feeling that has me writing out this as if it's a balance I can keep, but i can't. and as much as I wish I could be accountable, I know how easily i branch out so i withdraw.

Life
I am so hungry that my stomache is growling but I can not seem to get off this computer. I know a little wierd but that is how it is. anyways I will stop this bable and continue to rate and add friends love you all chow Living life is easy when you have a great family and a bunch of rowdy friends. I live my life to the fullest and hope to have a wild ride. Live life there ain't no tommorow. Talk to you all soon...... Tim

Intro
hey everybody... just a little basic info married for almost 8 years ... mostly happily have two kids, boy and girl want more feel free to mail me here xoxoxo greentreeorchid anyone out there know how i feel... one minute your up the next you cant stop crying... why are we afflicted with these disorders... have we done something wrong in another life... or is this just the hand we were dealt...i dunno but whichever its not fair... they say it can/may be passed down to our children... and how is that fair... i know, i know... life isnt fair... but damnit this blows!

Good News
OK IM GETTING MY HIGH SPEED BACK TUESDAY WOOHOO ...IM SO HAPPY I CANT WAIT .. ALL U GUYS WHO HAVE GIVEN ME SO MUCH LOVIN R GOING TO GET BACK 10 TIMES ...TY YOU ALL YOU THE LOVE YOU GIVE ME ... MISSING MY FU HUBBY CHRIS GREATLY ...LOVE YA , EVONNE

Can't Wait
The night had gone well, but there was a great deal of sexual tension between them. She was so horny and she didn't want to wait until they were back at her place. As they reached the car and he unlocked the doors, she grabbed his hand and put it on her waist, slipping hers behind his head she pulled his mouth to hers kissing him, a hungry kiss that she hoped got the message across that she wanted him BAD, She slid her free hand over his chest and down his stomach until she cupped his cock in her hand caressing and squeezing it through his pants. She broke the kiss and looked at him while she sought the back door handle. "I want you and I want you now!" she told him "Right here? Right now? In the parking lot?" he asked dumbfounded. "Yes!" She said and pushed him to sit in the back seat. He had to admit he was really turned on by this aggressive aside of her as he watched her strip her panties from under her skirt right there and toss them in the floor of the car. "Slide back and lay

Contests-ongoing And Future
After some discussion I have been talked into having a Contest... So I will be opening a Contest this SUNDAY starting at 6pm Eastern. The name of this contest will be Best Looking Guy; Winning prize has yet to be determine but will be announced before Sunday. So if you would like to enter or know of someone that would, feel free to pass this along. Also I would appricate if you stop by and Rate/Comment on the contest I currently am in. If you have already rated I am so thankful and you are more then welcome to comment some more =) So I am in what you can call my first Contest. I would like not to fail miserablely. Please Help a girl out

Going Frickin Nuts
Things here on my end of the world have been a little crazy lately. 1.We had to move twice this year 2.My daughter is starting school its a good thing but ive been a stay at home mom so its going to be rough om me. 3.My husbands Aunt passed away. 4.My dad had minor surgery. 5.My sister inlaw has been in and out of the hospital they cant seen to find what is wrong with her ( right now she has a staph infection) 6.My best friend had a baby and the baby father is not part of his new sons life (thats what drugs and beer do to a person) 7.My other sister inlaw is haveing a baby anyday now. 8.My husband and his brother are starting up there own contracting company. 9.We do not have a car 10.I want to get a job but my hubby is never home and again we dint have a car. So with all of that and other thing that r going on things change dayly hell they change hourly i am going crazy. thanks to all who read this so if u r one of my friends u will understand why i may be in a mood.

Shocked Into A Bed - A True Confession
Jess was freaked out by what seemed to be a family affair. My new best girlfriend Kylie is one kinky lady. I found that out when she invited me over to her flat for dinner one evening. “This is my brother Brad,” she said. “He’s in town for a couple of weeks.” A good-looking dish that I’d had no idea was on the menu rose up out of a chair, and I shook his big, warm hand, my eyes feasting on him hungrily. We ate together, and after dessert I excused myself to go to the bathroom. But I didn’t use the facilities. Instead, I unzipped my jeans and plunged a hand into my damp pants. Visions of big Brad doing wicked things to me filled my head and flooded my pussy as I fingered my clit. I bit my lip and stared at myself in the mirror, body tense with approaching orgasm… And then Brad walked in. I froze. The room became a vacuum chamber from which no sounds or excuses could escape. Then he closed the door, from the inside, and I exhaled with relief and excitement. He strode over to

Awakening, Author Unknown
This was taken from Misfit's Grateful bulletin today. Thanks Misfit. THE AWAKENING A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . . when in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out: ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it`s time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren`t always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of `happily ever after` must begin with you and in t

Shower
I will not pass the soap to you, will work it to a lather on your bare skin. I'll press myself against you, popping tiny bubbles with the friction and the heat. Then we'll shift to find the only angle that allows me inside of you. Lubricated by the warm sudsy water, I'll do a dance and shudder, tunneling deeper into your sweet flesh - and, god, I'll push and pull and squirm, pin you to the tiles and pull your legs up around me into a perfect carnal hug - and drive, drive, drive myself up and into you as your head falls back, exposing your wet and tender neck. We'll finish as I fill you and your fingers dig into my back. Then, slyly smiling, I'll read to you the directions from your shampoo bottle: Lather, rinse, repeat. © All rights reserved

Friends.....if You Want To Call Them That
I don't know why I keep letting people in my life that use me and play games. I am so good to people that sometimes I get physically sick to my stomache because of how much I get used and taken advantage of. I am tired of no one appreciating me or anything that I do for them. I treat people how I want to be treated but it sems like I still get shit on. I buy things and do nice things for my friends to show them and let them know that I care. I keep secretes and try to help my friends through their problems. I finally realized that no one cares about me. I get walked on, used, & abused. No one cares that I am hurt inside and no one wants to care. I am tired of the bullshit and games. I have concidered seperating myself from people for awhile. I guess I really need to think on this. I can't figure out for the life of me why I keep getting shit on by people. Well, i'm tired of being nice. I'd rather be alone with no friends than to keep getting shit on. I do have a few friends that I care

Soft Sighs
I love the sound of your soft sighs building bubbling breaking out and into rapture while we make love - so many words unneeded, understood between us. You sing into me as your head flies back and we are mixed: one skin shared in the cries of joy. Then, you lie atop me, breathless, hushed whispers, intimacy and formless expressions all saying the same thing. We are where we must be, we belong. © All rights reserved

Now I Know
I have reached into black heavens, hanging on - not knowing why - why am I here... But, now I know. I was given these arms to wrap around you, given lips to touch yours - every part of me was made for part of you. And, now I know. I was alone because we had not met. I was given life to leave it with you, to be absorbed in you, transformed into something greater. I was gifted these words and the rhythms within me that allow me to sing on paper so that I could leave them in your heart. If I have found the pathway into you, I have found my reason, and even though I want to live forever in the gold of your embrace, I have been the most I can ever be being loved by you. © All rights reserved

Just Things I Thought Where Cool.
"when we're incomplete, we're always searching for somebody to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on --series polygamy-- until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter." ~ Tom Robbins Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breathe away. "Dance like nobody's watching and love like you've never been hurt." "People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true." ~Robert J. Ringer "To the world you may be one person, but to that person you may be the world." *love is a short wor

Dumb American
You Are a Smart American You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. Are You a Dumb American?

Completely
We will marry in each other's arms tonight, alone beneath the moon and stars - wed by the moment of our spiritual union, the giving of ourselves completely. Each kiss will be a sacrament, and as I taste your skin, as I enter you (always wanting to be deeper), we will be as one organism - we will be blessed. This bed becomes our chapel and our flesh will repeat the only vows we ever need. © All rights reserved

Drunk Dizzy Stumbling
I'm grain liquor drunk dizzy stumbling in with her, her soft hands melting into the skin of my back my chest my... ...oh my Lord I love this feeling feeling her flesh against me, gone in gusts of her sweet breath warm across my neck. We are smiling through our kisses slowly slowly swaying to some inner rhythm roiling - I could take her touches everywhere I go. I'm going to try. © All rights reserved

The Ahole List!!
go punk this dude with all your might he called me all kinds of nasty names and stuff. give him all ya got! http://www.fubar.com/user/698949 here's an example of what he has said... michaelftw81: youre a fuckin joke you lying cunt of a bitch michaelftw81: oh it works now michaelftw81: lmfao michaelftw81: what ever u say u fat cunt...all kinds of free porn on the internet...good luck gettign rid of my account u nasty cunt liar

New Photos
I am taking a 3day excursion into the backwater swamps of northwest Florida. I am hoping to create some new photos for my portfolio and for a new up and coming outdoor mag. I hope the trip goes well. I didnt know that Florida had any wildlife sites that are still untouched except for the everglade area. I have been warned by my guide to watch for Rattlesnakes, Coral Snakes, watermocs, Gaters, scorpions, and spiders....Now doesnt that sound like a fun filled weekend?!? For the photos though...I will risk it. Live is supposed to be and adventure right? Well if I make it back whole I hope to have some terrific photos. Wish me luck everyone and lets pray it doesnt rain. With everything else, I dont think I need that

At A Loss For Words!
I'm at a total loss for words! And in my chosen field, that's no good. That's why I'm asking for all you guys' help. I'm a very life-based style rapper and my life has gotten rather uneventful. I have no situations....my bills are all paid...there's no more drama on my block, cause I changed blocks, so what now? If you know a somewhat decent song-writer...send them MY way. I'm willing to compensate for anything I use...so pen ya best raps and submit some this way...Even stories are welcome...they make the best kind of Rap! Let's do this!

Fake
IT HAS COME TO MY UNDERSTANDING THAT A CERTAIN PERSON ON FUBAR IS CALLING ME FAKE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A SALUTE PIC!!!!! WELL EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THERE OWN OPINION....AND I ACCEPT THAT BUT WHAT I DONT GET IS WHO GAVE THIS PERSON THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ME OR ANYONE AT ALL... ARE YOU GOD..... ARE YOU MY PARENTS..... I REALLY DONT IGVE A FLYEN F$$K WHAT U THINK ABOUT ME. AGAINST ME ETC... YOU ARE VAPOR IN MY EYES... AND DONT EVEN DARE TO THINK ABOUT COMMEN DOWN ON MY HUSBAND BECUASE HE DOES NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO IT I AM MY OWN PERSON AND I DO AS I PLEASE SO FALLON U CAN KISS MY ASS... I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU OR ANYONE ON HERE.... I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT U THINK OF ME LET ALONE ANYONE ELSE.. I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.... SO GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND GROW THE HELL UP...GET OVER IT... ROMATIC IS TAKEN HES MINE YA SNOOZE YA LOOSE BABY

My Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! so if my karma is so good why am i having such bad luck??????

Sex
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someonewho is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts notobscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. Yo

Hawaii On A Freebie
My cousin and her husband are taking me to Hawaii with them to mind their kids. It is First Class all the way, as it is always with them. They are meeting up with some of their fancy friends. I am not too happy with my poor relation role at the moment. Living in my cousin's guest house has been pretty humbling. I am not a bum, just a struggling college student. Hawaii on a freebie is depressing (lol).

The Perfect Day........
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER… 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 2 lbs. lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 lbs. 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing,compliments received from other diners/ dancers 10:00 Hot shower- alone 10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ir

Farts
Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odor. Eggy Fart Smells very much like rotten eggs (or Hydrogen Sulphide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster. Windy Fart The sort of fart which goes 'Whoosh', and is more felt than heard. A little like an SBD, but louder and considerably less toxic. Growling Fart Happens deep within the rectum (and therefore has no smell). Somehow never meets the light of day. Tends to growl like a dog at the vets. Worrying Fart The kind which seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the next possible opportunity. Prelude To A Poopie You feel like you have got a large beefy one,

Ths Dangerous Blue Sky
And that day I meant to ask her if the world for her slows down when we touch, if the hours pass in an instant, if she is drawn like iron ore by the pull of unseen forces. The sliding door stuck, half-open, yet somehow fully-closed and her tears fell across the threshold, splashing right inside me. "We have to end it now" decided without me - and somehow it was over. No less finished than the story of my life, still-motion, melting from the heat of the moving-picture lamp. I remember her face and the sun, high above, mocking me in the dangerous blue sky. I am arced across the heavens, a satellite breaking up and spinning out of control and crashing to the hard cold earth. That's how it was and is in back channels of this broken mind. © All rights reserved

This Storm
Let us spend the day listening to this storm typing poetry upon the roof - sit, warm, together in the pale light as stanzas fall from the sky. We will grow in the droplets of this fine rain, settle in for dinner, read a book, make love. I have so many uses for these clouds and the whispered eloquence they shower upon us. © All rights reserved

Marina
Something about Marina makes my oh my mashed and muddled, causes quivering and quaking. She's sweet and sour hot sauce and I want to touch her, take her, toss her down and dabble - draw tantric symbols with my tongue across her yes yes yes. I'm thinking about Marina and the taste of cotton candy, the perfect rounded line between each nipple and the map to heaven I'll draw with fingertips from here to there. Tomorrow, someday soon, I'll kiss Marina, somewhere soon, I'll make Marina somehow swoon for something more. © All rights reserved

911.. September 11th.
Ok, I have read about every bulletin out there. I have heard all the good points and horrible points of 9/11. That day, thousands upon thousands of lives were lost, and still counting. But do any of you realize the truth behind it all?? I come from a military family. My father did two tours in hell(Vietnam). Not many troops were supported back then, they were called baby killers, murderers, and so on. My point is, vietnam was not a war, it was a conflict. We weren't even suppose to be there. Same as this scenario that is going on over there in Iraq. If it weren't for our "president", our soldiers would be home and safe. The only reason why we are in Iraq, is because of what happened on 9/11. Once again, our very own 'Government' has dooped you all into believeing things that are not true. Think about it, really think. We were not attacked by terrorists, we were attacked by our own government!! They had to give the americans a reason to go to w

Falling Man
I saw twins die on television, crumble into chaos - even after I thought nothing worse could happen. The world did not stand still, had the audacity to keep turning while we were frozen in our living rooms. On the second day, I went back to work; the steady chug of heavy equipment seemed to keep my heart beating - And always, in my head, the image of the falling man, the falling buildings, the falling nation - these things, these thoughts, replaying like a bad movie.. But it was real. Now, after a little time, I search for meaning - I try to put together words to tell of my horror and my pain. But, after all, this thing belongs to no one man; belongs to humanity. © All rights reserved

Words Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given ! 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A

Our Times
We put up our tree, so please rate us and leave a gift under the tree! Happy Holidays!!!! I remember it clearly . I was at my Subway store getting my crew ready for the day.My mother calls and says, "Go get your tv in your apartment, you have to see this!" I litterally ran out of the store, got in my car and when I got back, turned on the tv, the second plane was crashing into the twin tower!!!! We left the tv on all day and buisness dwindled as we were located close to an old military air base, all the federal buildings, and many merchants. My owner called in at 1305 and said how's lunch going? I said weve had four customers since 11oo. He said ya'll go home and be with your families. I left my shop and went to church where almost the whole town was. Everyone was praying and scared for our nation . So today, I wake and remember two explosions, two buildings, many lives, 3 planes, and wonder, is it over? God Bless America God Bless the souls that were lost on this day God Bless a

Only Her
On this stark beach I see her coming now - just her. The sun is orange behind her, dropping now into the sea (and azure sky above), But I see only her. I cannot claim to know what beauty is except to say that when the wind is cool, the surf is fresh and colors paint the sky, I see only her. I see the perfect curve of her chin and feel the music in her smile - her hair glancing, bouncing with the wind against her long neck. If beauty has a definition, it is her and her slow and even strides across the wet sand. It is the shape of her long, tanned legs and the color of her bare skin in the fading light of dusk. When the sky is dark and the stars and the moon light the ground on which we walk - as I hold her hand and look into eyes as deep as the ocean, I see only her. © All rights reserved

Hey To All My Friends
hi everyone i just wanted all of u to know on here that i talk to im going through some hell right now and im not really on here that much anymore just here and there but to all of u i talk to im doing ok up here in ny and just leave my some mail and i will get back to u as soon as i can love yas xoxoxox

Dreamed
I dreamed your creamy skin next to me and red lips pink lips wet lips against me tongue tasting me and it was me me me - until I looked into your eyes and saw the depth of you. Then I dreamed of pleasing you teasing tempting touching you, kissing you hard long deep and thrusting into you - I am coming to you in this dream and we are rutting one being like two snakes twisted around each other rolling roiling romping and my face is pinched as I rush hot and liquid into your inviting chalice. I dreamed your breathy whisper moan cries into my ear and then awakened with your name written in my sweat across my hard stiff ache for you and for the touch you will someday bring. © All rights reserved

Teaser
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen

New Pics
I posted new pics...please go and check them out and comment Hey ya'll I posted two new pics. Go check them out. Laters Hey ya'll this is what my hair looks like now. It got cut on Friday of last week. Let me know what you think

Mumms
Maybe I just don't get the whole "mumming" culture on here but people are such fucking assholes. What is up with that? Anyone? Anyone? Buhler? I mean seriously, they make this ignorant and hateful comments just because they can. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Did no one ever teach them that whole "If you can't say anything nice" thing? Obviously not. That and I'm convinced that somehow the internet immediately absolves people of all polite social standards. Idiots.

Just Me
Hi I am new to this site and i am trying to find new people to talk to. I am 30 yrs old 185 pds. I have blue eyes and brown hair i dont really know what else to say i am shutting down my internet sites due to personal reasons so i hope to talk everyone later to everyone that is my freind or anything else on here sorry but as of tonight i am deleting my fubar account sorry for letting everyone down

Mewsings
i really need some playtime .. and soon please. i need to feel the kiss of leather on my skin; to feel that delicious flogger coaxing my body and mind into that drunken stupor called subspace. pretty please? Sunday Devotional His strength, His wisdom, His passion. Inside of Him lies strength, wisdom, passion. His eyes hold the wonders of all He can show me. the places He can take me inside of myself. His hand is strong and heavy is the palm when obedience is not obtained. but His touch is soft in solace when my heart is heavy or my mind worried with fears. He guides me and leads me, nurtures me, protects me, fills me with His strength. Shapes me and makes me into she who is devoted for eternity with gratitude and love. she who will follow His command; she who will obey and bow; she who will soften His heart with her submissiveness; and be all He needs. His strength, His wisdom, His passion. The ties that bind are not of steel Links of chain so cold to feel. They ar

Love Triangle
Hi all, I posted that he finally asked and thought this was the happiest day of my life, however, some girl and her cousin are claiming that my man is the same guy one of them is hooked up with. I just dont know what to do or believe. Now I am feeling foolish, thinking he might be cheating on me...and the worst part of it, other than being devastated is she looks like a complete crack whore and her cousin looks like an over fed bulldog. I know that sounds ugly, but I am truly hurt and lashing out. I guess I will just talk to him tonight...I just hope all our future plans are not destroyed.

Dsc, Family And Friends Please Help Our Sister Lady Raven
MY GOOD FRIEND AND SISTER DSC MEMBER LADY RAVEN WAS AT DOCTORS TODAY AND SHE IS HAVING SOME HEALTH ISSUES, SHE NEEDS TO REST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND WILL NOT BE ONLINE MUCH FOR A WHILE I AM ASKING NEE PLEADING WITH MY FRIENDA AND FAMILY TO STOP BY HER PAGE, SHOW HER SOME LOVE,RATE HER, FAN HER, RATE PICS & STASH AND ANYTHING TO BRING SO SMILES TO HER ALL LOVE WILL BE RECIPROCATED JUST DROP ME A MESSAGE AND LET ME KNOW JUST CLICK ON PIC,IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HER PROFILE Lady Raven~~ DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~I.B.I.C.~~{Fubar's Dr.Satan's real life wife}V@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR SHOWING SOME SOUTHERN LOVE

Lyrics
Only you can make this world seem right Only you can make the darkness bright. Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do and fill my heart with love for only you. Only you can make this change in me, for it's true, you are my destiny. When you hold my hand, I understand the magic that you do. You're my dream come true, my one and only you. Only you can make this change in me, for it's true, you are my destiny. When you hold my hand, I understand the magic that you do. You're my dream come true, my one and only you. One and only you. Don't let me down, don't let me down. Don't let me down, don't let me down. Nobody ever loved me like she does, oo, she does, yeh, she does. And if somebody loved me like she do me, oo, she do me, yes, she does. Don't let me down, don't let me down. Don't let me down, don't let me down. I'm in love for the first time. Don't you know it's gonna last. It's a love that lasts forever, It's a love that had no

Why
I HAVE COURT OCTOBER 23 FOR CUTODY OF MY 11 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER. EVERY ONE WISH ME LUCK. PLEASE. SHE MEANS ALOT TO ME, AND RIGHT NOW I ONLY GET TO SEE HER 4 HOURS EVERY OTHER WEEK. COURT ORDERED. BEFORE THAT HAPPENED, I GOT TO SEE HER WHEN EVER THE MOM FELT LIKE IT. WHICH WAS NEVER. SO WISH ME LUCK. THANKS

Kill Me
kill me by Jennifer Blakely Kill me, cut my heart rip it out still beating in your hands shake my soul until I fall apart send my love to a desolate land this pain hurts to the core I cant feel myself anymore wish it would end wish it was fake burn my love burn my heart how I wish we could never part but it seems all good things must end so I say goodbye to you my love to the only one ill ever love tho it kills me like nothing else seems this is how it must be goodbye my heart, my life.

Donation Drive For Leukemia
This isn't for me...it's for a friend. She would like you to donate something to help those with leukemia. This cause means a lot to me as i was once a sufferer of cancer, but i was one of the lucky ones and beat it. But there are many others who haven't and continue to fight every day. So just $5 can help someone...and as a bonus...your feel good about yourself. Please visit... http://www.active.com/donate/ltnTampa/2040_kristina6158 And donate. Thank you in advance Angeles (aka Micki)

One Day
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; and dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know. And so, we ke

The First Time
The First TIme The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you The first time I was close to you I wanted to be closer The first time your lips touched mine The world stopped spinning The first time you hands caressed my skin They left a burning trail The first time you took what I offered The world not only stopped spinning ,it exploded and left me wanting a second time

Jokes
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All

Cbs Morning News
More proof that Stein Gets It! The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians lik

Mine
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you call me? answer: 3.) Would you have sex with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back? answer: 16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 18.) How much do you like me 1-10? answer: 19.) How do you feel about me?

One Million Registered
Led Zeppelin reunion: ticket ballot finally closes Fans have one in 50 chance of getting into reformation show 19.Sep.07 2:52pm Registration for the ticket ballot for Led Zeppelin's reunion show has finally closed this afternoon (September 19). Organisers said there have been 1,000 million page impressions on the site Ahmettribute.com, with one million people registering to be in with a chance of getting one of the 20,000 tickets for the gig, to be held at the London O2 Arena on November 26. At one point, it was receiving 5 million hits per hour, a total of 80,000 hits per minute. Tickets cost £125 each and will be limited to two per person. Successful applicants will find out if they have been picked after October 1, with organisers warning that any tickets appearing on online auction sites will be immediately cancelled. The ballot was due to close on Monday (September 17), but was extended to noon today due to the exceptional demand. "We are absolutely overwhelmed

Everything
wats goin on everybody. this is my 1st blog so lets see wats happens lol. well 1st things srry that i've haven't been on i've been busy and shit but im back and better than ever!!!!!! so droop me som love and all that good stuff alight later ppl

Yes
This blog is just random thoughts going through my head..... Damn, I have way too much work to get caught up on. I cant seem to get motivated today to do it though. Not like me to be like that. I git the Harley out and my sonis here on leave and I just want to leave the office and go out and play!!! But I am waiting for a delivery and I have to be here until it gets here. everyone else is out of the office, so it is just me in here....bored! I finally got to speak with Candyce, so my day is a lot better now but I am still bored just sitting here waiting for the UPS guy. Oh well...... Thanks for listening

Moving!!!!
Well this is to all my friends out there in FUBAR land. I just wanted to let you all know that I was offered a job today, in another state. I am most likely gonna take it as it is a HUGE jump in pay for me and It puts me someplace I want to be. If you're curious and want to know more, please ask me and I'll tell you

Why, Oh Why Again
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

My Son
my son (15) had a bycicle acdt. the other night where he was comming back from a friend's house down a pretty steep hill pretty fast as alway's then a cat yes a cat ran out in front of him and then he hit the cat then caused him to flip off his bike from one driveway to the next, skiding his left arm pretty bad to where it looks as if he has a bad burn from his elbow to his wrist on the top part. and then trying to stop hiself with the other hand caused a big gouge on his palm of his hand. he got a cut and knot on his head, his elbow, his knee & sholder as well. took him to the dr. the next day gave x-rays then found out he had a fracture on the right arm the one he tried to stop hiself with.then went to the hospital to get a arm brace.they are also treating his other arm (the skid) as if it was a burn. now we wait to go see a orthopedic.it was scarry for me and for him as well he was shaken up pretty bad and in so much pain. god sure has watched over him cause it could have been worse

Because Of You
"Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you did I will not let myself Cause my heart so much misery I will not break the way you did, You fell so hard I've learned the hard way To never let it get that far Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I lose my way And it's not too long before you point it out I cannot cry Because I know that's weakness in your eyes I'm forced to fake A smile, a laugh everyday of my life My heart can't possibly break When it wasn't even whole to start with Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me Because of you I am afraid I watched you die I heard you cry ever

Dateline- To Catch A Predator
Okay, so I'm watching Dateline show, like i always do about these stupid fuckin guys who chat with young girls 13 or younger. Okay, yes, that is fucking wrong and there is nothin right about it. Here's the problem I have with it, these guys are being baited, isn't entrapment dismissable in the court of law. And that is exactly what Dateline is doing. Once again, as the father of four girls, these fuckin guys should be castrated, but the way they bait them, bothers me, it just seems illegal. If a 13 year old girl is talkin on the net to a 20-30 year old man, she knows exactly what she is doing. But these guys are fuckin gross and deserved to be put in prison and ass fucked til they bleed out their mouth.

Dear Mom Letter
Dear Mom, I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mom Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. T

Kids
There should be laws against having children in this country. To many damn women are poppin out 3, 4, 5 damn kids and placing the responsibility on everyone else. I mean c'mon. Do you realize how many children are diagnosed each year with ADD & ADHD? these same kids are fed cookies , candy and soda to keep them quiet and out of their mothers hair while she is out doin some random guy to pay her bills. wanna keep your kids still.... one good ass beating, they will stay still trust that worked on me... my mom kicked my ass i did not move. not even that, you can not get on a bus, train or even walk into a store here without some kid running around and acting a fool, while their parents are roaming aimlessly or talking on a cell phone. damn, if you do some research there have never been any children in history that ever acted up the way they do these days. I think it is just irresponsibility. 1. children will not keep you together with any man. 2. if you don't want them ... then d

Assumptions
Never assume anything always ask. A hard lesson learned if someone doesn't tell you something and you have questions. Ask if they get mad well it's on them just never assume it only makes things worse. You may think they should tell you, but of course most aren't as u assume, they assume you understand and know. If you don't let them know you don't understand something or you don't know it just makes some people mad when you haven't asked them in the first place. Some are understanding, but some aren't and if nothing is asked then misunderstandings occur later on which lead to bigger problems. So when in doubt of something ask, never assume.

How Important
People I wanted to ask you all a question....When you take pictures to post on public websites, how important it is to have the background area in the pic clean.... Does any one really notice...I know that I notice....but since we will probably never meet anyone off this site..does it really matter

Red Rum
why is it that certain people always focus on the low, i know a guy that has enough in his life to be happy yet for some stupid fucked up reason he is feel depressed has hell today, he has an amazing woman in his life and yet he is so down and consumed by darkness, so much so he can't even see the reason for the depression it just hit him, to feel so low and out of it for no reason makes no sense, now he's beating himself up for what he calls being scum as it will no doubt bring down those around him which he doesn't want, wish i could figure out what the problem is and fight it off but hey guess he's stuck being down and out till the light comes back

Daddy It Hurts
As you were sleeping on my chest I watched you and wondered. Do you know how much I love you? I love you more than the earth loves the warmth of the sun. More than a rose loves the rain that gives it life. more than a bear loves her new born cub. more than a child licking a cone for the first time. more than life its self kelli. I want you to know you are my will to life. Your the one that tames my heart. Your the one that puts the smile on my face each and every day. When im weak and just want to give up your there to tell me its going to be ok and for the first time in my life I believe it when you say it because you and only you have I given all of me my trust and love. When the world seems to have letten me down once more and everyone that seemed to care has faded I turn and there you stand right by my side. You have given me so much kelli the happyness the love the caring the life I have always longed for. You know you are my everything babygirl. Making me your wife was

Motorcycle's
1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BITCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys ) 7. Showing your tits will get you selected first for a bike ride. 8.S

Some Cute Jewish Jokes
Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if there were any Chinese Jews. So, when the waiter came over to take his order, he asked, "Pardon me, but I'd like to know if there are any Chinese Jews?" The waiter said, "I no know. I go to kitchen and ask manager." After taking his order, the waiter went to the kitchen and returned in a few minutes. He explained to the man, "No. No Chinese Jews. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, and pineapple Jews, but no Chinese Jews." -------------------------------------------------- A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to G-d. The man asked, "G-d, what's a million years to you?" And G-d said, "A minute." Then the man asked, "Well, what's a million dollars to you?" And G-d said, "A penny." Then the man asked, "G-d ... can I have a penny?" And G-d said, "Sure ... In a minute." -------------------------------------------------- An old Jewish grandfather was taking care of his two y

Surrender
The sea surrounds me. The current is strong. My body is weak. The journey's been long. The fight has left me. I relinquish control. You can take my body. But you can't take my soul. Drowning in despair. I don't know where to begin. So I just wait to see What the tide will bring in. Swept away in the sea, I lose my purpose. But it's when I let go, That I rise to the surface.

Damn Usc Trojans Are In 2nd Now
damn it they were doing so well with the defeat of the nebraska cornsuckers 49-31 win over then, read in paper lsu pulled ahead of them damn it, well well see who really does good later on have a greaty day :) .

Ode To My Television Set
Oh my Wonderful Television Set, how beautifully you sit, your screen flashing the colors of the rainbow. How fine you look with your antennas perfectly lined and your cable box set directly in the middle. Oh Sweet Television, how I love to feel your remote in my hand. I caress the cold buttons under my thumb, knowing that with just a flick of my nail you'll do as I say. You know, my dear friend, it's the only control I have now. Oh Great Television Set, how brilliant you are to have me drown in your programs day after day, to let the world pass me by with each and every channel. I know you will always be my side, and I will leave only during the commercials. Oh Magnificent Television Set, you've grown to be my addiction. For I shudder without your rays pumping through my veins. You've taken the place of everything else, as I bask in the light of your screen. Oh, My Stable Television Set, how much I depend on you. To tell me what's wrong. To tell me what's right. You are my

Doorway
With your frame out of the doorway, I can see the light, the brightness fills up the dark room. With your frame out of the doorway, I can see the exit, the path that frees me of confinement. With your frame out of the doorway, I can see my future, the journey where I walk on my own. With your frame out of the doorway, what I see is open. Endless possibilities with no one left to stop me.

Things
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A Mirror
We walked into the elevator with a crowd of other people heading to the theater on the fifth floor. You stood in front of me, and I could smell your hair. I moved my face closer, noticing your luscious bare shoulder, and neck, and had to bite my tongue to stop from sinking my teeth into your flesh. I breathed the scent of your hair in deeply, and my cock surged and began to press against my jeans hard. Everyone's eyes were glued to the numbers as we went up floor by floor, and I said to myself, 'Fuck it,' and slid my hand up over the waist band of your jeans, and slowly down towards your ass. You stiffened, and gasped—but quickly muffled it so that no one would notice. My fingers moved down into the groove of your ass, and I slid my little finger into you, and you pressed back against me hard so that I was pinned to the wall. You grabbed my cock through my jeans with an iron grip, and I pushed my fingers further into the back of your jeans almost up to my elbow. I pushed my thum

Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test
THE Fluffy Bunny Pagan Test! Not only are you not fluffy, but you positively delight in scaring the fluffies. Now that's not very nice, is it ;-)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Thoughts On Tough Days
I hope this is a word of encouragement for you. We often talk about the complexities of life and I understand that frustration. You know, in my heart all I really want is a a place to minister to people, a family and home, a nice car, a boat, a grill, time to fish, mountains to climb, rocks to collect and people to help through tough times...well you get the idea. I wish dishes and laundry were like disposable or something cause it's hard to keep up sometimes. And I get tired of coming home to a dark and empty house. I get sick of bills, even though I have enough money to pay them now, because I have to remember which ones to pay when. I have always been sick of allergies that wake me up in the middle of the night with a headache so bad I can't open my eyes; I'm tired of the headaches that come from concussions that are so bad I have to lay down when they hit. I get tired of the knee and the shoulder injuries that mean I can't always be as active as I would like. Sometimes life hurts,

The World Of Today
Here I sit in the middle of Iraq with too much time on my hands. As I sit here my mind tends to wander and think about my life, the world around me, and the ones I hold close to my heart. Every day I am reminded of the havoc that this war has wrought on these people. I find myself questioning why I am here, wondering if the small part I play is going to make a difference. There are some that are glad we are here, and others that detest our very presence. People stateside question why we are here, even the soldiers question it at times. I have come to realize that US citizens take way to many things for granted. Living in the states has spoiled so many of us. For the most part we all live quite well compared to these impoverished people. We know where our next meal is coming, we're able to drive down the road without having to worry about being shot at or blown up. We can go shopping without worrying about someone walking up and destroying the whole store without anyone

Dealing With The Public
the one thing i can't stand, is waiting on someone that has their damn cell phone glued to their ear. i work in a very busy convient/gas/smoke store. today i did over 2 grand on my register and that's for a slow sunday. it irritates the hell out of me when i'm waiting on someone and they don't hear me ask a question because they're on the damn phone. it slows down my line and i get sick of repeating myself over and over again because they can't put their phone down for 2 seconds. plus i don't want to hear their conversation about "oh no he didn't" or "omg she did that". even when i'm not at work and standing in line waiting to pay for my purchase, there they are. flapping their gums about gossip gossip and more gossip. holding their cell phone in one hand and digging for change with the other. slow down the whole process of "honey i'll be in and out in one minute" don't you think. today i was at the casino boat waiting for my cab to arrive. i don't know how many times i rolled my eyes

Blonde's Cookbook
Blonde’s Cookbook Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tuesday: Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. Wednesday: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. Thursday: Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden? Friday: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. Saturday: Bob did the shoppin

Blonde's Year In Review
Blonde's Year in Review: January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't cal

Peace Out For Awhile
alright for y'all im movin to san jose so im havin my internet turned off for awhile...for those of you who dont know my gf broke up with me cuz i wouldnt grow up....yah well that aint gonna happen in this town.....i became stupid and lazy in this town so i thought maybe bein around family will help me get my shit together and back school.....soon as i get my net back i'll let y'all know.....peace out homies

Horneyscope
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns.Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it

So What I Spell Wrong Judge Me If You Want
The fire with in It’s so different when it burns the fir with in No thoughts in our mind just a ravishing desire For ever so sweet bit they named it a sine Cold hands running down your soft worm skin A drop of sweet dribbles down your milky valley Closer you lean to me with angelic naked body Candles lighting our naked body ever so bright I hold you in my arms and you hold on tight A glass of wine and love our lips share drinking Soft music playing love song someone singing You touch my face and my soul ever slowly Found you my love and forever well never be lonely With our racing hearts we hug ever tightly tonight Climbing my hands they are on your back with a shiver A sigh of pleaser escape your lips begging for more Running my lips down your burning skin over your neck Start kissing the rest starting with your soft breast Smothering your awaiting nipples with my Tung South i venture over the softness of your body Unable to wait to explore your calling valle

Funny And Irony
Both his sis and our sis-in-law (his bro. wife hehe) decided, rather our nephews did i guess lol, to be born on the same day 2 years ago. They were 2 weeks apart in their preg. though. Now the irony of it was the wieghts or our children where the weights of our nephews with the oz.(or lbs. same difference) switched. Here's what I mean. Our son weighed 8 lbs. 2 oz. and our daughter weighed 6 lbs. 11 oz. when they were born. Well, our one nephew was born at 8 lbs. 11 oz. and our other nephew 6 lbs. 2 oz. Now how's that for irony. OH and his sister (whose been like a sister to me) had her son at the EXACT time I had our son. LMAO wow talk about a clost nit family. Here's more to add to it. They are BOTH prego again and I truly believe it's gonna be girls this time. Well, one already knows it's a girl the other is just now prego so they won't be having these at the same time but prego together again. I swear these two can't do anything apart. lol

Will You Stand Up?
I have a challenge to all fubies. I am going to challenge you to stand up for three minutes on Monday! Now for many who work somewhere they are expected to be on their feet this may be no big deal. But I want you to stand for three minutes with greater purpose. Watch my stash videos about Making a stand to end poverty is the movement and the heading of those vids. Here's the grim and tragic truth: 30,000 and more children will die today and every day from preventable causes like hunger and lack of medicine. The cost of a gas station coffee can buy enough vitamin c for 5 children to keep their sight. Is that so big a sacrifice? The cup of Starbuck's coffee that we spend $2.00 for (which has up to 30% filler) provides less than two cents income to the farmer who grew it. The power to build peace in this world is in your hands, in your pockets, rattling as you stand for those three minutes. The power of hope, unbound from the chains of ignorance and apathy, realized in the lives of

My Job
I love my job, I really do. It's 6:30am and I'm coming to the end of a 17hr shift, and I have to do a 12 hr tonite, out of the 17hrs here I slept about 3hrs done about 1hr of work and thats the normal :) I love my job. I even have medical, which is something not a lot of places offer. I get to sit here on most nites watch movies, play video games, fubar :D And they pay me to do this, shit how many people get payed to do that? I Love my job......

Reconstruction
Dreams shattered Thoughts scattered Where do I go from here? Spirit tattered Nothing matters, Waiting for the haze to clear. Heart scorned. Soul’s worn. Is this another dead end? Life’s torn. And I am reborn. Starting all over again.

U Feeling Down
who i make friends with i will stay friends with who needs a shoulder to cry on im there u can cry on my shoulder if i have to i will talk to u for hours just so u feel better if i have to i will break that wall u have up and i will make u open ur eyes to see the world in a diff way and make u feel and think and smell and even smile a diff way trust in me and i will do that for u and more, u will be a diff persone all i ask is for u to trust in me and the path u r on, every one has a path its a choice of takeing that path and its ur choice to take my hand and walk the path with me if u trust me take my hand if u trust me open ur mind if u trust me if u trust me belive me i will never fail u as a friend and if u trust me put that wall down

Do You Really Want To Know Me?
ok so here it goes, to save time we will do the condensed and slightly dark version....I was born in goshen among the amish to a couple of pothead alcoholics...moved to plymouth and lived in the middle of the sticks while attending a christian private school until my mother pulled me out of there because it was ran by a bunch of sexist morons....then we became broke moved to a trailer park and I started public schools and was introduced at age six to lots of swearing and heavy metal and a magazine called hustler....through out these years my parents fought, threw heavy glass objects at each other and I got really good at ducking.....fast forward to 1989 and I finally get to move into a house with my parents and start dating...since I am poor and kinda a dork I got the ugly chics with no personality and this weighed heavy on me for a number of years....then uh-oh parents are broke again because they spend too much money on alcohol instead of paying the rent and we move to a one bedroom

But I Like To Keep It A Secret
Come Swing with meeee We'll dance and smile and laugh ourselves to sleep :] can we just go somewhere and color our lives a different shade? make it all just go away, we'll just make it all go away. I'm in love with you, dear, I'm in love, are you in love too? do you want to hold me and scream inside your heart? just break away from the mundane and come to this little park... we can swing in a world apart from everyone else's. Growing up is overrated and I'm not being pulled down with the world... By lisa

For All You Dudes Out There!
I love all my compliments an rates,TYVM!...But please check out my profile an quit askin me if I'm bi-sexual and/or dropping comments like oh God wo you're HOT!!!!!!!......I'm strictly dickly for the lady folk,ok??.....Please an thank you!....Peace out!

Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can

Fubar Info
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a fu-mai

Man this fubar shit seems to be pretty cool so far. I really have'nt seen a site like this where the women are so amazingly beautiful and friendly as hell it kinda makes you feel good to be an Americian male! I hope my male bros. in this fubar shit show these hot ladies proper respect by not acting fucking stupid and show some love to the ones (here or at least the ones on my friends list)that make our world go around. So ladies of fubar shit heres to you (downing dlb. shot petron)and to the ladies in my friends/family list MMMuuuuah! Love You!

Hmmmnnn???
>> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he >> waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre ' D was a robot. >> The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. >> I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you >> please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." >> ~ >> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your >> IQ?" >> The man answered, "Oh, about 164. >> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, >> Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. >> ~ >> The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he >> would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, >> sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started >> discussing NASCAR racing , the latest basketball scores, and what to >> expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. >> ~ >> The guy had to try it one more time. So the n

Fun And Freaky
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Company
Hey everyone .. we are having company this weekend so we wont be on as much as normal. We will check it from time to time but we wont be able to be on as much due to visiting and having fun... we will be back on as much as normal starting monday... have a great weekend. With the ammount of rain we had over here they are having some major internet trouble.. we are on a friends computer but we will be back up and running soon i hope.. dont count us out and sorry we wont be on till its fixed... they said it could take up to next week... Bomb well and we will be back before long... once again we are sorry

Dick Smacks!
Get over it!...I am a dude!......Quit checkin my profile,damnit!............Go smack your dick an move on,puh-leeze!.....Go rate another male's profile an leave me the f-alone!.....Am a ladie's man,damnit!.......lol.....Much love,muahs an thanks!

Thank You Warren Haynes
Mysterious, blown in with the night All this beauty captured in a frame Visibly shaken, but never stirred Drives them insane I see the way she plays her men And I know I've got to know her name She's so beautifully broken Shaped by the wind Dangerously twisted Here I go again I see the way she cast her spell It's like drowning in moonlight Discards them she's done They're lost in her twilight I watch her move from star to star And I wonder why, why it feels so right She's so beautifully broken You can barely see the flaw Especially from a distance Which is always how I fall Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that never learned to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I can break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that don't know how to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I could break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Shaped by t

Life Part 2
I am sitting at my desk working. Not something I like doing on the weekends but sometimes it is necessary. I pass back and forth to my step sister the accounting disk for work. We both work for my father. I am the lucky one that gets to work from home while she has to go in to the office every day! :p So I will spend a couple of hours today getting things I need done for the last quarter end of accounting, really boring stuff! Yesterday, we didn't get an early start to our day but we ended up driving up to the mountains to Apple Hill. There are about 75 apples ranches up there where they sale pies and apples and anything you can think of to do with apples. They have it open all during apple season. Peter was really wanting to go this year and we haven't in a few years. The drive through the mountains is so beautiful this time of year! All the trees leaves are yellow or orange or red. So beautiful. We only ended up going to a couple of ranches but we had fun. It was so c

Blahg
OMAGODDESS. I so need to get internet at home again. I can't leave comments. I can't even view profiles. It messes the library comps up. I can't do anything from this damn thing but check messages and post blahgs and repost bulletins. This sucks big time. I NEED REAL INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH I am in the mood to write. I am not, however, sure of what will fall from my brain today, or at this moment. Its raining here in Anacortes. Its been windy for the past few days and nights. I believe there is a family of very large racoons living in the space above my room. I suppose I should explain that my room is attached to the garage and laundry room. Its right smack in the middle as a matter of fact. It is not attached to the house except by a deck. Last night I thought that the racoon ( god please let it be a racoon) was going to come through the roof. I could hear rats scurrying around in the garage and outside also. Its a great place. No really it is. The room is quite

In The Bedroom Are You A Babe
You’re a Bewitching Babe Guests who gain access to your lair can’t help but fall prey to your seductive ways. Sensual is the name of your game, and everything you surround yourself with ensures it’s a win-win for everyone. From luscious fabrics to rich colors, you accentuate your sexuality with beguiling accessories that are bound to bring bedroom guests to their knees. Lucky for them you offer a soft landing place

I Don't Want You
I Don't Want You I don't want you To love me forever, Just for the rest of my life I don't want you To tell me never When I ask you to be my wife. I don't want you To miss me too much But you can kiss me until I catch fire. I don't want you To do anything Unless it's what you truly desire. I don't want you To be a dream in my life, A ghost or a non-entity. I don't want you To be anything at all But right here next to me.

Life Part 4
I am a bit tired. Woke up at 6:30 this morning after not sleeping well all night. My neck seems to be bothering me again. I felt the pain all night which isn't good. Time to make another doctor appointment and maybe this time he will set me up with physical therapy? I miss my love so much. It feels like days since we have chatted. He is traveling now so it will be another day at least before we can talk. Sms is nice but online seeing him is better! ;) Anthony has his drivers permit test this afternoon. I sure hope he passes it. Otherwise, he has to wait a week before he can try again. Then, he does one driving lesson with a company and then he can start driving with me and Peter....oh boy! I remember how scary it was the first time I had Ashton get on the freeway! I hope he is a good driver and cautious! I have a lot of work to get done. Sales tax and stuff. I will be working all day. Kiss Martin, love you! Kiss and hugs! ~ciao~

Whats Your Sexy Sign
L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna fuck with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkitive. Erotic. Smart. loves sports. gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Sex Fiend Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Freak in bed Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if cro

Nice Guy Finish Last
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy

Pray For Jacob
This little boy has one wish if u have a My Space give him his wish.If u have a heart at all this is no joke . ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jacob & Team Date: Oct 26, 2007 9:40 AM "> www.myspace.com/prayforjacobHi, my name is Jacob and I am 10 years old. In October 2006, I was diagnosed with stage 3-4 Brain Stem Cancer. I have 7 tumors, all are inoperable. Each month for 5 consecutive days, I take a chemotherapy pill. This makes me tired, weak and very nauseated. I also have blood and platelet transfusions regularly. My wish is to have as many friends as possible on Myspace and, spread the word about Childhood Cancer. Please add me to your friend list then, repost this bulletin so your friends can add me too. Thank You very much for helping to make my wish come true.Hugs, Jacob

Krazywickedchick4u
ok here goes... this chick krazywickedchick4u is my ex g/f ...that name fits her perfect...shes somewhat crazy the way she has her psycho violent outbursts. and locks her son in his room at night.. real parenting skills there huh...i cant believe i actually fell for her games and trickery... she lied to me and actually stole alot of my stuff from my house...she is a definate true to life player she usually gets what she wants.. so if anyone talks or sees her be ware cuz she dont care about anyone but herself... and then shes also wicked...when were dating she actually wanted to swing and have me watch her fuck my best friends man... now thats totally fucked up...and she fucked one of my so called friends.. and she went after my best friends ex even... to try and trap him... personally she needs to be in jail ... she stole over 5000 dollars worth of stuff at my house...and probably turned around and sold it to make money...this is how big time players work i guess..i got a quick history

Hope And Trust
In the heart where hope is present, There burns a living fire, Shedding light upon the future, Fanning it with desire. Hope stands with one door open, Inviting the seeker inside, But cannot chase away the doubts Or the fears where they hide. Trust comes when we seekers Have asked to be blessed, Have accepted the courage given, As a gift of our quests. Then having inner knowing, With Great Mytery by our sides, We trust that when we get there, Every door will open wide.

Ghost
Feeling you slipping predicting the final slide away. Self-defense- automatic autonomous, creates the cut and cauterizes. Giving away is better, easier- than losing. Your still here, but to me- already gone. Channeling, communing, I smile and nod smile and nod smile and nod No crystal ball or automatic writing., I smile and nod. Ghost. All that's left is goodbye, final- but said like a see you later- till then- smile and nod smile and nod smile and nod. Ghost.

Blood Bound
My strong blood awakes you You crave for more, but I wouldn’t let you Me first I say, and you comply As I start liking down your neck I hear soft moans of pleasure I taste yours liquid soul, and you’re in agony My love for you just grows as you embrace my deadly kiss My lust for love, my craves for blood Be mine forever Your soft lips are moaning louder And I bring pleasure and pain together

The Beauty Of Now
The beauty of now Are you aware of what's happening right now? Or do your recollections of the past and speculations about the future create a barrier between you and the present moment? Are you fully living and experiencing this life that you have? Or do you put so much energy into analyzing every detail and worrying about every move that there's no time left to simply and gloriously be? Are you striving so earnestly to get ahead that all the effort is putting you more and more behind? Is your life so totally defined by what you need to do that you've lost sight of who you are? There is so much you can let go of, without really losing a thing. It is when you stop merely trying that you can truly be. The life for which you have always longed is as close as your very next choice. You are completely equipped and prepared to make that choice. This moment is filled with magnificent possibilities, and this moment is when you can bring the best of them to life. Le

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A Poem I Like...
Drops of Sadness by Radica Sooknarine Sitting in the dark Moonbeams on my face The arrow hit its mark Feeling so alone; feel so out of place. Desperately seeking answers but no one to ask Life now seems to be an ill-burdened task. Helplessly wearing my heart on my sleeve Constantly praying that this pain would soon leave. Drops of Sadness falling from my eyes Broken dreams covering the blackened skies. Wanting to run so far, far away Wishing that Oblivion would greet the dawning day. Thinking back on the time gone by, Wondering exactly where things went awry. Detesting that I just could not see That I am the one who brought this affliction upon me. Desiring so much to just move on, Wanting so badly for the pain to be gone. Hoping endlessly that I could just forget you, Realizing at last, nothing you said was ever true. Quietly questioning why it had to be me; Did I really deserve your cold cruelty? Sitting alone with my thoughts tearing me apar

I Give Up!!!
In every life you touch, You cause so much hurt, and so much pain, You cause people to not want to live another day. You cause best friends to hate, Sweet people to do bad things, You cause sane people to take thier own lifes, You're such a wonderful thing that cause people to do many evil things.... In every life you touch, You bring so much hope, and even more happiness, You make people think this world is so great, Then you take that hope and happiness and snap it like a twig. You make people want you so much, Then you make them fear you twice as much, I will never turst you, need you or want you ever again, I'll never give you the power to hurt me again, I "HATE" you, can't you see!!!!

Dear Alcohol
Dear Alcohol: > >First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My >friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect >post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the >holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in >the midst of endless family gatherings. > >However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. > >While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I >feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: > >1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is >important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of >substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me >call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do >not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the >night? > >2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest >that I eat a taco with chili sauce, al

What Little Boys Like
But it's all about words man It's all about words Some words are better than others Some words have class Some words are so elite That they're downright snobbish Like antidisestablishmentarianism Other words are funny Like bunny, not rabbit, bunny Or frog, frog is funny Deer is not You have never heard a joke that starts. . . "O.K. A deer walks into a bar." It just doesn't happen Although, Bambi is funny Other words produce images, Set fire to the imagination, Leave you encrusted in muck, Find you soaring in ecstasy It's all about words man, It's all about words. August Little boys like outhouses I'm not sure I can explain it, but it's true. There's something about pissing down a hole too deep to see. Something almost dangerous. Like pissing off a bridge, It's amazing. Little boys like trees Because the possibilities are endless. Trees are towers to climb, Fortresses of steel, Trees are homes for mythical creatures. Trees are adventures waiting t

A Chance Encounter
It was the kind of thing that just doesn't happen. Which is what made it so unusual Passion is where you find it I always say Or at any rate I'll say it now After she came up to me, stopped me in my tracks, Looked me smack in the eye and said "Don't say a word. . . Don't give me a line, Don't even try to be smooth. 'Cause anyone can do that. I need someone Who'll shout my name from the rooftops Dance with me in the rain, Be the cavalier to my damsel Open up his heart and sing to me! If you can't do that. . . I don't even want to know your name." Like I said, It's the sort of thing that just doesn't happen. Now before I continue I hear you asking. . . "What did she look like? Was she hot?" And my answer is, It doesn't matter. I really couldn't tell you if I tried. The only thing I can say, Is that her character, her essence, her energy. . . Ignited me. And in that quarter of a second That it took me to respond I came up with at least a dozen songs That I c

Bitter Temptations
You make it so tempting. With your fascination for suffering And my ability to inflict it What a pair we would make I could take you to the edge And make you dance Make you scream Make you beg. . . Over and over again. I could take you Where you so pathetically desire to be. Except you won't be satisfied. No matter how close you are to the edge, For you, it's still too far. Kissing my blade Sucking on my barrel Feeling your lungs ache for air Not enough, not enough And I'd rather please you than hurt you So I do the former by way of the latter And yet you want more And the hands that snuff your flame Could well be mine. You make it so tempting. With you calculated ice. Your adolescent arrogance. I want to slap you And call you the stupid bitch that you are The kicker is. . . You think I'm impotent, Because I won't. August

To Loose A Loved One
Good friend of mine today lost his wife in a horrific car wreck leaving him widowed with 4 kids. Live is too short, you NEVER know when your time or someone else's time is up. Hug a loved one, call a family member and tell them you love them. Call a old friend that you butted heads with. I can personally relate. I lost my best friend, my soulmate, my husband. Life is too too short. Dont hold anything back. You may regret it once its too late. Much Love....

Climax
how do u discribe ur inner soul when u reach climax? A..is it a rush of tingeling sensations through out your body? B..is it a massive displacement of your self control? C..is it a feeling that burst in to a fire zone that cant be put out? D..is it a total melting sensation through out ur intire body, that makes you get goose bumbs...? E..Is it an uncontrolable desire to share that climax at the same time? F..is it a wet and gushing displacement of body fluids and really not knowing where it came from ...lol G..is it a feeling of lust and desire so within ur own that u explode in to a frinzzy? H..is it a twitching and squrming feeling that u have to get away from.. one that u cant keep going.... ummm what one suits u best? .........for me i would have to say B and D...

Remembring Our Veterans
I could use your help with a project. I am conducting a service of remembrance and a call to peace in honor of all veterans over the last 70 years. If you would like to assist I would appreciate any pictures of veterans that I can use in a presentation during our singing and prayers. Also, if you have good songs for us to use, I am talking about roughly an hour of music in the course of the service so about 17 songs is my goal. I have many in mind already, but you most likely know others I haven't even thought of. I assure you, this will be a service honoring what those serving us always strived for, but it will also be as my grandpa (who lost 4 brothers in service during WW2) said, "If we would do justice to those we send to preserve our country, rights and property, then our first prayer must be that we join our efforts with theirs to work for such a peace that their services are never needed again." If this is an event you can support, then I ask that you send me any pics you

About Me
I moved to Dubai in 2oo5 and since I have moved here I have been writing poetry. A poet is a mysterious person whom no one could fully understand or explained except the poet themselves. Many people have tried to understand poets, but every poet is different at heart and in mind. Psychologists could try to understand a poet and almost succeed, but not fully because a poet is like a closed box with many more closed boxes inside of each. It would take forever to figure out what goes on inside one poets mind, and then trying to figure out the rest would be an endless mission. Poetry is a way of expressing emotions; a way to escape ones intimidating thoughts. Most of the ideas for my poetry come from disturbing dreams and freaky nightmares, and the only way I can get these dreams out of my head is by writing about them, after writing about the dream or nightmares I feel relived and less emotional. Poetry is my way of putting things that bug me on paper and out of my head.

Why
why do i sit here alone day in & day out what is wrong with me i wonder at times ...why i am i still single real time ..maybe cause no wants me is why maybe there is something worng with me that i cant see ....sometime i sit here wondering what love is ..knowing i will never find that one out ....when i do get close to someone i always get hurt in the end thinking this might be the one and it never is ...why do i always let a guy get close to me so i can get hurt again ..now i can see why iam still single at times am always getting hurt in the end ...its not worth it no more for me to get hurt my heart & soul is something that no one will get again untill the time is right when i feel i should let someone have it untill them locks my heart & soul tosses the key of to the side hopeing never to find it ...as i dont wanna get hurt anymore .

My Random Blahg
See what you stand for! J-people adore me E-I'm awesome in bed N-I like to drink N-I like to drink I : You Are wild in bed. F: You are dead sexy. E: Awesome in bed R: You are awesome in bed. A: :You like to drink. B : You like people. C: You are very silly. D: You Are Great in bed. E: Awesome in bed F: You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks. I : You Are wild in bed. J : People Adore you. K : You're wild and crazy. L: You Are Great in bed. M : Best kisser ever. N : You like to drink. P : You are popular with all types of people. O: You keep it gangsta. Q : You are a hypocrite. R: You are awesome in bed. S : F*ckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y: Your the best b/f or g/f anyone could ask for. Z: Always Remembered 5

Today Is The Day
You're the thought that starts each morning, The conclusion to each day. You're in everything I do, And everything I say. You put a smile on my face, And a twinkle in my eye. You're the tingle in my soul, And the hand that's laced in mine. You're my best friend, my love, The happiness of my life. You're the warmth inside my heart, You ease my pain and strife. You are all I ever want, You are all I ever need. You are all I ever dream of, You are all of this to me. Today is the day! All of my love baby, Yours forever, Michael

How To Prepare And Cook Great Meat... Lol
The proper way to prepare and cook great meat! 1. First of all one must choose a great piece of meat to start out with. It must be of the proper size, weight and texture, as well as to be plumped with the right combination of fat and muscle... too lean is no good and too much fat is no good either. It helps to pick up and feel the piece of meat and feel the texture of it, really feel it... once you become accustomed at picking out a good piece of meat, you will be able to tell right away if you've got a great piece of meat in your hands just from the feel of it, and you'll be able to tell if it will make the grade when it gets heated up and hot... lol 2. Now once you have decided that you have picked out a great piece of meat to start out with... the next step is very important... it's called the preparation! One should not rush and just throw a great piece of meat into the oven or fire. One should properly prepare it for the cooking, otherwise you may very well ruin what could h

Blargen
Just wanted to vent about stores. Every get that thing in your head that you wanted to buy? Say like today - I wanted to buy a whiffle ball for my son. I had it in my head what it looked like, the packaging, what corner of the store I could find it. Was it there? No. Pisser. I got him some stackable cars instead. Oh well. I got a phone message for my "mother-in-law" on my answering machine today. #1 - she drives me nuts anyhow just living next door. Now I'm getting phone calls for her?? No way. So I called the company and they had me on hold. Then after giving them all this information, they had to transfer me to customer service. On hold again. After giving customer service information, I get transferred to the Massachuetts dept. On hold again. All of this to change the goddamned phone number. So this crabby bitch came on. I gave her the information again - and this is how it went: Crabby Bitch: Asks me all my information including my n

Nikki Sixx
August 27, 2007 - Nikki Sixx is an icon. There aren't too many rock musicians who can lay claim to having sold 45 million albums, started trends, headlined the biggest festivals, written a bestseller, married a Bay-Watcher, launched a fashion line, redefined the power ballad and…oh yeah, died and come back to talk about it. Sixx is everywhere these days with a new band (Sixx: A.M.) and his upcoming literary release of The Heroin Diaries.??Enduring a troubled upbringing that saw him grow up fatherless and shuffled back and forth between various family members, Sixx's only solace throughout all the turmoil was music. His vision of the ultimate rock 'n' roll band consisted of Kiss theatrics, Van Halen swagger and the sneering bravado of the Sex Pistols. This childhood fantasy came to fruition in Motley Crue some 25-plus years ago, the band that he masterminded along with Tommy Lee, Vince Neil and Mick Mars. Hitting the scene about the same time as the LA-metal boom of the early '80s, The

Friends
i deleted my family, friends, and soon... fan of's as well... This site is easily like myspace where you start to collect people instead of actually talking and makeing new friends... so now on imma say FU ratings & points... if im going to add you as a friend you must want to be a friend and family well even more... So sorry to all those I deleted... but I'm still here if you would still like to be friends. I've been thinking,... everyone says "fan, add, rate"... well you end up adding them and thats it... most of the time if you try to say a word to them you get ignored. So im puting all my "friends" on notice, if i try to talk and i feel im being ignored, consider yourself deleted... And to those who know they wont and if you read this... do me a favor, save me some time & do it for me. Just Sal...

Fellow Fubarians
hello all.kk its that time again.for those of u that dont read bulletins if it seems like im lurkin around your page or stalkin u then dont worry.im not.im just checkin & makin sure i rated & fanned u.did u rate & fan me? if your not on my friendz list plz feel free to add me :) ~Dre@meR~ as if u didnt know (d)

Happiness
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. THEN we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After THAT, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will CERTAINLY be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, when we are able to go on a nice vacation or when we retire. The truth is there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best t o admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with..... and remember that time waits for no one. There is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey,

Love And Friendship
1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 11. There's always going

Things I Bet You Never Knew
Did you know that… 1. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year? 2. Madrid is the only European capital city not situated on a river? 3. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day? (Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend that could do that!) 4. The tune for the “A-B-C” song is the same as “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star”? 5. The only country in South East Asia that did not get colonized is Thailand? 6. The computer mouse was invented by Apple and not Microsoft? 7. If MySpace were a country, it would be the 11th largest? 8. The scientific name for kissing is philematology? 9. Only 12 people have ever set foot on the Moon? 10. To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles?

Clazz
You Are Upper Middle Class You're stuck in an interesting middle area between upper and middle class. You're wealthy enough for most people to call you rich (or at least comfortable), but you don't feel rich! Climbing your way to the top is hard work. And you've often feel stretched for time and resources. If only you had a little more money! You can't help but wish you had the lifestyle of the upper class. You may end up: A manager, high school teacher, or accountant. Other people who share your class: "White collar" professionals and business people What Class Are You?

Frustrated
I`m frustrated because I can`t tell if it`s real, frustrated because I don`t know how you feel. I`m frustrated because we didn`t talk last night, frustrated because we can`t make things right. I`m frustrated because there is no trust, frustrated because I know it`s a must. I`m frustrated because I need you night and day, frustrated because I can`t have things my way. I`m frustrated because you don`t want to take my hand, frustrated because I can`t get you to understand. I`m frustrated because I can`t feel your gentle touch, frustrated because I miss you so much. I`m frustrated because we can`t be together, frustrated because I`ll love you forever

You My Sir...
I just cant find the way To express my love for you You are just amazing In everything you do. The time I spend with you Is the best Ive ever had And you always know how to help me When its me who's feeling sad. I don't know how to say this But ill do my best and try And I just want you to know That you sir, are the perfect guy You make me feel so special You make me feel so right And if I had it my way I would always hold you tight I hope that I don't lose you I pray to god each day Because as long as you are here I can push my pain away. I'll hold you in my heart I said I'd hold, I said I'd hold you in my heart 'till I can hold you in my arms. Like you've never been held before Well I'll think of you each day and then I'll dream the night away Oh, 'till you are in my arms once more I love you oh so much And that I know is true Because no matter what I do I cant keep my eyes off you I hope we are together For time and time to come

Lie To Me
Lie to me, say that you need me That's what I wanna hear That is what, what makes me happy Hoping you'll be near All this time, how could I know Within these walls, I can feel you Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot control this, this thing called love You must think, how can this be You don't really know me I can't tell, this ain't the time You'll never be mine What can I say, something 'bout my life I just lost again Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot control this, this thing called love Always have to move on, To leave it all behind Go along with time Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot con

Goals, Hopes, Dreams....
I'm here laying on the bed thinking of were my life is headed now... I have been busy the last couple of days due to having to attend a two day seminar to find out what all oppurtunities are available to me being a veteran. Well, I am going to attend another class on Monday to find out about some federal jobs... I signed up for my classes for winter quarter, I will be taking 14 credit hours. I have been slackin on getting in the direction that I need to be in my life over the last couple of years....I need to get out of that slump and move on... going to get my head out of my ass and move on and get my shit together....for me and my kids. I want to make them proud of me. I have kinda eased up on everything due to wanting to find my Mr. Right...Hopefully one day I will be able to make a fresh start away from here...... Well I figured it this way... there is something missing in my life...and I know who he is.... he is one of my heros... well I need to put him first in my life along with

The Hormone Warning
The Hormone Warning: The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. 13 things PMS stands for: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Love
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and harder to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew I would love you best. I love you babe.

Good Friend!!!!
(A)ccepts you as you are (B)elives in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust "be"without you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffer support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets yours fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains thing you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

To You
It's a beautiful night, a little cold, but not so much that I'm shivering. Its about seven in the evening and we are headed to your place after dinner. The unspoken promise of what is about to happen hangs in the air like a fog, clouding the conversation. I no longer know what the topic is. We head inside the house, and standing in the front entry you bend down to kiss me. Not forcefully or demanding, but sweet and sensual, more is said in that kiss than a million words could ever say. You lead me up a flight of stairs touching me the whole way. Not groping, but slight touches that reassure me that your there. Once in the room we take turned slowly peeling away each-others clothing. We gently explore the newly uncovered flesh as we go along. You lay me on the bed, and lean over and whisper in my ear, "I wanna watch you baby." "Tell me how." I respond, a slight smile on your lips. "Start with your breasts." So I reach up and start fondling my Large White globes, circling the a

You Must Read This Aloud To Effectively Learn Chinese In Five Minutes!
1. That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP.......................Kum Hai Nao 4. Small Horse........................Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you go to the beach?...............Wai Yu So Tan 6. I think you need a face lift........Chin Tu Fat 7. It's very dark in here..............Wai So Dim 8. I thought you were on a diet..............Wai Yu Mun Ching 9. This is a tow away zone.............No Pah King 10. Our meeting is scheduled for next week....Wai Yu Kum Nao 11. Staying out of sight!............Lei Ying Lo 12. He's cleaning his automobile.......Wa Shing Ka 13. Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu

Thought Provoking Questions
Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window! Do one legged ducks swim in circles? Do atheists get insurance for acts of God? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty? How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness? How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? If a tu

Going On A Trip
Hey everyone.... I need to find somone to kick it wit in the following citys and times... Amarillo Tx @7.50 pm on friday for an hour and 45 mins, Albuorerque, NM @ 1:30 AM on the 24th for 5 hours, Saltlake city, UT @ 5:10 pm for 3 hours, Denver, CO @6:15 pm on Dec 1st for 4hours and 30 mins and Kansas City, MO at 11:30 pm for 6 hours and 30 mins.... So any takers feel free to text me at 620-926-0090 I hope to see you soon.....

For Ever Smile
It will begin with a smile curling up at the corners until it collides with your eyes It will lead into words saying what can't be said trying to speak from the heart It will turn into a lifetime learning and sharing giving eachother what was missing It will begin with a smile and end with forever

Bad News!!!
hey all my fubar friends and family,my hard drive crashed tuesday night and im using my cousins computer to let you all know.its probably goin to be awhile before i am able to get back online cause i cant afford a new one yet...im goin to miss you all!!!

I Need This
ok listen up! i need help on this. (some of you know what i am talkin about) for those of you that do know (and care) i was ready to give up on everything. I've been hurt and left standing to pick up all the pieces way too many times and i was about to give up, when my path crossed with someone that gives me a reason to smile again. he can pick me up without saying a word (don't know if he even knows he can) he makes me smile when i can't seem to find a reason to. he is everything i have ever wanted and more. he walked into my life right when i needed someone the most. as right as this feels and as much as i don't EVER want this to end, that nagging feeling in my gut is starting to creep up. i want so bad to open up and let him in but i don't want to put myself out there to get hurt again......do i think he would hurt me? no. but the proof is right in front of my face! maybe i wanted to be that girl, the one you can call on when your life's going wrong. i don't know what i am supposed

Dont Give Up!
I just want to say something about the curve ball life likes to throw sometimes. You may be delt a card that you didnt plan on and it just might put a stick in the spokes of your bicycle of life. I want to say something about my own life that I hope will inspire you when you are delt an undesireable card. I play the bass guitar with a paralyzed left hand. A stretched brachial plexus nerve from a severe car accident caused my fingers on my left hand to be paralyzed. I played bass guitar for 13 years at the time of my accident and just ordered my first 6 string bass online which came in while I was still in intensive care. Doctors told me that I may never play the bass again and that put me in a downward tailspin real fast. A friend of mine had a dream of me playing with the bass in my lap and wearing a slide on one of my fingers. I immediately went to Norman Music and picked up a slide for my pinky finger. I started teaching myself to play again and it sounded like crap.

Unknown Journey
I do not know where it will end, this journey I am on. I only know that it will end just as it has begun. I do not know what lies ahead or which path I should choose. I only know some times I'll win and some times I will lose. I do not know whom I will meet, who will affect my way. I only know how I react to those I know today. I do not know what each day brings when rising up at dawn. I only know of yesterday and it's already gone. I do not know what thoughts will come when pondering my fate. I only know of memories and those you can't escape. I do not know if all my plans will work out for the best. I only know to make them now and time will be the test. I do not know if all my dreams will ever come to me. I only know you strive for them and what will be--will be. I do not know whom I will love or love me in return. I only know that I will love and love is what I yearn. I do not know whom I will need when troubled unaware. I only know that I will want

Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode Only one creature was stirring, & she was cleaning the commode. The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, while visions of N-64 & Barbie, flipped through their heads. The dad was snoring in front of the TV, with a half-constructed bicycle propped on his knee. So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter, which made her sigh, "Now what is the matter?" With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, She descended the stairs, & saw the old man. He was covered with ashes & soot, which fell with a shrug, "Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug." "Ho Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "Your gift was especially difficult to make." "Thanks, Santa, but all I want is time alone." "Exactly!" he chuckled, "So, I've made you a clone." "A clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit chat." Then out walked the clone - The mother'

Age - Good And Bad.
As I luckily continue to age - there are many things that I have noticed. 1. With age comes wisdom. In my younger years, I pushed myself to the limit, knowing that injuries would quickly heal and the pain would subside. Now, I am more apt to ponder the consequences of my actions before I will do something. I rode a three wheeler with reckless abandon and crashed - broke my collarbone, separated my shoulder, dislocated my elbow and broke three ribs. Every morning my body reminds me to be more careful. 2. I have determined that the decline in a man's eyesight is directly porportionate to the speed that hair will grow out of your nose and ears. When I could see well the hair growth was slow - now that my ability to see things close up has diminished, the hair grows at a higher speed. If I don't wear my glasses when I shave my face, I don't see the hair - if I do wear my glasses - Holy Shit - Iam turning into Chewbacca. 3. As I grow older I have lost the urge to impress. Not so m

Tame02@ Fubar
Tame02@ fubar Tamm is a real woman , one that holds so much specail powers and qualities . She is a mother , hard worker and most of all the best friend any one, in the world could have. She says what she means and is a very honest person (even if to the point it might hurt some),she is an angle and the most awesome person I know. She's my sunshine in the morning and the bright glowing light of the brightest star at night , that helps guide me through the darkest of times. I guess what i am trying to say is ..I LOVE HER. That's all ..

~*lyrics*~
Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know The way she feels inside (inside) Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) These sleeping thoughts won't li

Strangers
standing before you, naked, but unaware, body trembling with every breath, I await your approach. embracing you in ecstasy, our energies ascend in a feverish rapture as the moon illuminates our silhouettes through lace curtains. you pull away, leaving me listless, writhing in agony on the floor as my essence seeps through my skin into you, my sweet, emotional vampire, who leaves me in anguish, tormented until our next encounter when I will stand before you, naked, waiting to be drained again. An accidental meeting, someone I knew well a thousand years before. The ‘Hey you — how are you doings?’ of formulaic greetings Stilted awkward gestures. Meanings lost in words that once had been the ease of freely-flowing conversation. The thought — I know this face, but do not know this person, Anymore. Commonality become a gulf A chasm opened in tectonic shiftings of our lives; induced by time In which we re-made ourselves anew. I look at you and kno

Money For Nothing?
I know that the idea behind fubar is to make fu-money to do fun things in here, but when people start selling access to their pictures, I have to wonder. I can get porn on the internet for free - why should I pay you? I am as of this moment deleting any and all folks that ask for any payments for seeing their pictures and I will not try to befriend any that do ask. It's just stupid.

Yeah
yall have no control over your own lives so you diktate an choose who is an who is not , pay attention "fire pit lounge" fuk you an wicca , ive grown so far past tht bullshit its not even funny , you might as well belive in santa clause 2, fuk off , evil is afraid of me, an i aint horrible , this jsst demonstr8tz your witch hunt hate prakticez whutever ban me frm tha whole site fags , yall sorry , fuk off an fuk you weak minded fux , in the street yall aint shit but here you sumthin , NOT ,YOU STILL AINT SHIT GO KIL YO SELF FAG , BITCH , FUK OFF, SLUT AN YOUR WICCAN BULLSHIT, GET ME W YO SPELL , PRAY , PRAY , PRAY , HUNH? NUTHIN HPPND , YEAH , RETHINK YO SAD PATHETIC LIFE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH COUNT EM 13! FUK OFF if a chic hit me up an sed she mastrubated 2 my pic i would b impressed, i would want 2 see it on video of course , but im a dude , show me sumthin dnnt jsst talk about it , hahaha , whutever im a perv , so send me your mast vids :'thatmuthafukka@yahoo.com' yeah its ree

~whats "love"~
I beileve that the word 'LOVE' is a very passionate dangerous word that you should watch out for! I've been in many relationships where people tell me that they love me when in fact they don't and they start cheating and lying to me. Personally if anyone cheats and or' lies in a relationship with me then you can just 'LEAVE'! I can't stand it and never will!! I have a new guy Iin my life but my family DON'T see how happy I am, and they want me to be happy along with finding a decent non cheating non lying guy who will give me the respect and trust that I need, but I already have someone so how do I explain or atleast clue my familyin my relationship and get them off my back about hooking up with someone in my own state?! I mean I want them to understand me, be happy for me, and stand by my 100%, but I also don't want them bitching at me for not wanting to be with someone close to me!!!

Christmas Poem - Bless Our Military
Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I¡¯d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean-shaven, his weathered

Love Poem
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop

Real Happiness
When you look at the one who you "love" or who "loves" you (especially if it's only been 3 weeks), do you feel happy? Do you think of that person every waking moment? Do you wish to be with that person whenever you can? Have you ever asked yourself if you are truly happy with him/her? Why let someone else control your happiness because you feel obligated to give them a chance? After 3 weeks, if they haven't made you happy, then personally why be with them? Why cause yourself any more pain and hurt? When someone else who doesn't even know you but a week can sense the unhappiness in your words, than that should be a tell tale sign of something being wrong. I'm not here to judge anyone, but i'm a lot smarter than the average 28 year old woman. I hate to see people hurt on purpose...why? Love yourselves enough to care about your own happiness. No one can make you happy but YOU!

Alone In A World Of Strangers That Call Themselves Your Friends
This world is not just made of people, but also strangers. A wise man has said, 'A friend is a stranger you have not met yet.' Who are we to judge who is our friend and who is not? Is it a matter that we agree upon somthing and we bith share a common interest, vs. a person that completely disagrees with you and they do not want anything to do with your life or what you think? I can consider myself to be a common man that thinks differently than others, but whether or not I agree what they think do not matter to me. Everyone else thinks differently from one another and all I can say is, as long as they are happy and they are not like me, I like them all the same. To the stangers and friends that are in this world, I hope you had read this with an open mind and agree that we are all strangers to one another, yet friendship comes a long way to be earned by trust and acception to our idiviuality. Walking down an empty street. None of the lights are on at night. All the doors are l

Labyrinth Predator
Down in the bowels of the city it lives Lost in a underground Labyrinth it waits. Its grey skin its peeling it feels no pain. Many has fallen before it. No mercy dose it gives. The solitary predator Waiting for its next meal. Waiting for the chance to bring chaos. The world above him don't know of it Its the true god the lost god it in its true form Death is around it. And death its what follows it You wont out run it It will only remain

Me
OK, I feel I need to explain who I am to a few people...this is me whether u like it or not. I am a single mother. I am a college graduate. I am a veteran of the Armed Forces. I am a sister, a daughter, a granddaughter, an aunt, an ex wife, an ex girlfriend, a best friend, a mother. My life is filled with many ups and downs and I never claim to be perfect. I'm a dedicated human being though and no matter what is thrown in my path, I always work my way through it all. My soul may be tired, but my heart is always pumping full of love for others. I wear my heart on my sleeve and hence why the next statement I type is so very true. I've said this time and time again, and here it is once again: I BARE THE HURT AND PAIN, SO THAT OTHERS MAY BE HAPPY IN LIFE. This has been proven to me time and time again especially recently. I am a friend to everyone in need and nothing is going to change that. I don't have much to offer, but I am a great listener and I tend to think I give good advice. I'

~freinds~
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t

Whatever
FUNERAL OF HEARTS BY H.I.M. Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the sun shining upon The tomb of your hopes and dreams so frail He was the moon painting you With its glow so vulnerable and pale Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom The funeral of hearts And a plea for mercy When love is a gun Separating me from you She was the wind, carrying in All the troubles and fears you've for years tried to forget He was the fire, restless and wild And you were like a moth to that flame The heretic seal beyond divine A prayer to a god who' s deaf and blind The last rites for souls on fire Three little words and a question: why? Love's the funeral of hearts And an ode for cruelty When angels cry blood On flowers of evil in bloom

Welcome My Bro Sammydagonz
HEY MY BOY SAMMYDAGONZ JUST SIGNED UP ON FUBAR... SHOW HIM SO FU LOVE... GET AT HIM, RATE HIM, CRUSH HIM, FAN HIM, ADD HIM, SHOW HIM WHY WE ARE SO TIGHT ON FUBAR... KEEP THE LOVE ROLLING... START WITH MY BOY SAMMY... LADIES THIS IS SAMMY TO THE RIGHT OF ME YOUR LEFT LOOKING AT THE PICTURE. SAM THINKS THIS IS ANOTHER MYSPACE AND I TOLD HIM MYSPACE AIN'T GOT SH*T ON FUBAR. PLEASE HELP ME GREET ONE OF FUBARS NEWEST FUBIES SAM AND DISPELL THE MYTH THAT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER SOCIAL SITE... DON'T DROOL TOO MUCH... I KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU ALL SEE PICTURES AND START TO GET WET... HAAA... WELL SOAK HIS ASS... LOL... MAKE SURE YOU SHOW SAMMY SOME LOVE!!! SAMMY YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ][D ][ ][V][ ][D' ][))

The Unseen
She gets up early, stretches her arms out as far as they will go. She drags herself to the bathroom to turn the water- waiting for it to get warm, she undresses. As she gets into the shower, she begins to visualize what she will wear to work that day- and her thoughts wonder of how the day might go. She knows what she will do as soon as she gets to work... she just wishes she could be a better person. She rushes out the door- speeds to work just making it at 8:05. Damn, no matter how hard she tries, she's always 5 minutes late. She sneaks in- opens her drawer to her desk and gives a great big grin "Good Morning" she says out loud. As her co-worker hears her, every morning, thinking she is talking to her- she replies back "Good Morning". She gets her coffee cup out, smells it, hurries to the break room hoping to get first pot- always too late. Pouring her coffee, she grins at everyone as she is anticipating the days work. She carefully rushes the hot coffee cup back to her de

Poems
first you get the red from the fire buring. then you get the blue from the oceans whirling. next you get the green from the grass that stands still. and then the orange from the sun on the hill. you get the yellow that makes everyone smile. and last the purple from the sparkling nile. when you get all the colors which is such a great task. you get the greatest gift. a love that last. for ever insult, there is someone looking in the mirror at themselves. for every boast is an unsure person seeking reassurance. a superficial skin that cannot withstand an obvious flaw. the line between meeting someone and falling in love. breathe in air that has the same value as the person that just used it. remember and learn from he past, but dont live or dwell in it. are we destined to destroy are selves based on the fact that humans are drawn to hurtful experiences? this is true. any person that you really love or have loved has probably hurt you in some way. they bad mome

Funny Chit....
this shit is hella funny... Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my

Piece Of History
So here I am. Take me as I come. Looks like my world is slowly fading.... and once again-my pride has won. I feel like I'm drowning, and there's no one around. My soul needs saving, but you're nowhere to be found. You made me believe, in every word you said to me. You made me think everything was fine. Only to reveal, it's gotten worse with time. Seems like I've walked this road, a thousand times before. You used to say that you needed me I guess now you're needing more. So if it's fate, that I must tread this path again. I can't do this alone. I'll need a friend. No, I can't do this alone. I need a friend.

The Real World
Rep. Ron Paul of Texas yesterday broke the single-day Republican presidential-campaign fundraising record he set last month, raising about $6 million and giving him almost $18 million for the fourth quarter. Sunday’s Freeport fundraiser, a re-enactment of the Boston Tea Party of 1773, was part of a national one-day “money bomb” fundraising phenomenon supporters said drew in more than $4 million for the campaign of the Lake Jackson congressman. The money raised rivals the Nov. 5 Guy Fawkes Day fundraisers, which garnered a record $4.3 million. http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2007-12-17-ronpaul-fundraising_N.htm?csp=34

Alone
Why love? Why care? Why bother? It gets you nowhere, but heartbroken. Why trust? Why Lust? When it always leads to words that should never have been spoken. I knew it without a doubt that my heart was going to be torn out. Why do I keep trying? When all they can do is keep lying? I believed in true love when all hope was gone...... I am meant to walk this world alone.

Contest!!!!
To All Members, Guests & Staff of Storm's Haven: The first person to bring in 15members to Storm's Haven will get 45k Fu-Bucks. Make sure to tell the new members to let me know who invited them. And once I get my finances straightened out, I'll buy that same person a one day blast. Get out there and get us some more members to join our family!! lol Storm. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735

"friends"
Ok... If you are reading this then prepare yourself for a typical rant that you would expect from me. Seems that I've developed a new way to make enemies on this site. I decided that instead of immediately adding people, I try to find out why they wanted to add me and see if they are sincerely interested in having a "friend." I don't see the point in having a bunch of "friends" that aren't really friends. Reminds me of myspace whoring for the most friends. I have no opinion of people who do that, but it doesn't serve any purpose for me. I don't care about leveling or any of that shit. I may have a couple people on my friends list that I don't talk to on a frequent basis, but I make it a point to stay in touch... a shout, profile comment, gift, message... whatever. Anyways... to those of you who get offended by my curiosity... wtfe yourselves. You've just proven to me that you don't deserve to be a friend anyways.

Seeking Bombers And Levelers
How's it Going I'm Lord Wolf, Founder Kingdom of Wolves.But I gave Ownership of the K.O.W..To Lady Witoka.So now I have Founded a New Family of Bombers,Wolves of Wiccan Society~W.W.S. I seek Loyal Dedicated Bombers & Levelers. Objective to Earn Victories in Contests.Secondary Objective to Level Family members whom are Bombers.Higher the Level Better Bomber Proffiency. Victories Provide a feeling of Selfworth,An accomplishment,Pride,Honor,Respect towards the Bombers that Helped you Achieve this awesome Feeling. We all know you cannot Win a Contest with the word of a so called Friend from Fubar.The Ultimate Friends are made in a Bombing Family.Unlike the K.O.W.. Drama will not be Tolerated here.The Wiccan Way or No Way.If Interested Please Send a Friend Request to myself (Lord Wolf) & my Co Honey Bear Ty Blessed Be Lord Wolf~Co-Founder~Wolves of Wiccan Society ~Fu Hubby~ Witoka New Owner K.O.W.*Seeking Loyal Bombe@ fubar Honey Bear Fu-Wife to Submissive Brat ~~ Co-Fo

My Man!!
I can now laugh at this so I thought why not share. About a week ago, my fiance' and I were lying in bed asleep. I turned over on my side to cuddle up to him more when I heard him make the sound of him clearing his throat. I did not think much of it until I seen him raise his head up and spit in my ear! I could not believe that he did this. I turned and looked at him and asked him why he spit in my ear. He opened his eyes, looked at me, and stated clear as day "because I love you". I thought to myself, I can not believe he just did that and then told me he did it because he loves me. Well I can now laugh about it and it is now an ongoing joke between the two of us. So ladies, if your man happens to spit in your ear in the middle of the night, it is probably because he loves you! LOL the way my boyfriend Coleman makes me feel! It is so hard for me to even put into words how much I love him and how much he means to me. I have never felt this way about a man as I do about him. He has a w

Insomnia
I’ve suffered from insomnia since before I knew there was such a thing. I used to get in trouble as a child because I wasn’t asleep when my parents checked in on me before they went to bed. I learned to play possum. Problem solved. Lately, I’ve been sleeping relatively well. I have a pill that I take and that helps. There have been times when I stayed awake even after taking it, but it helped me relax, so it was something. People, who have never suffered from this, don’t understand it. They don’t get why I can’t just go to sleep. I don’t understand it either, but I don’t really fucking care. I just want to sleep. I’ve had friends in the past few years, who have never had problems sleeping, suddenly have issues with their sleep. They have apologized to me (which I found odd). Tonight I found myself sleepy rather early. It was wonderful to crawl into bed at 8:30 and I must have been asleep by 9. But I fucked up. I didn’t turn my phone ringer off. I heard the phon

Neva Leave Me Alone
neva leave me alone, neva leave me alone, at night im prone to this pain, whats to gain? its a shame, because this pain wont neva leave me alone what did i do to deserve this pain, mother gave birth to the earth like kain, its such a shame, im goin insane, im to blame, cuz im standin in the freezin rain, ya'll niggaz could neva live my life, ya'll niggaz dont know what pain is like, whats life when at night its like ya dead, and with crist ya still couldnt see the light, ya'll niggaz could neva picture this, its like a frame thats pictureless, in a incident, im given invision by writin my life in sentences, and now im cursed with hatred, blood, my niggaz rest in the dirt from slugs, now you tellin me this motha fuckin pain is love, what? neva leave me alone, neva leave me alone, at night im prone to this pain, whats to gain? its a shame, because this pain wont neva leave me alone now look at my face, you can witness it, given infinite breath, tak

You're A Friend?
So there's a "friend" I had and he seemed to just walk out of my life overnight and that was it. I am starting to think that I am doing something wrong to push friends away and of course he talks to me when I hunt him down on here and he SWEARS that he's pushing everyone away but it sure is funny how he thinks I'm stupid enough to really think he aint talking to none of his other friends. I ain't blind. Now what really upsets me about this whole thing is that his other "friends" could give a fuck less about HIM as a person...it's all about them all the time...can we say conceited...but when a REAL friend comes into his life and wants to be there for HIM and be his rock and his support system, he pushes that person away so fast. I just don't understand what I have done wrong...I miss my friend. He knows alot about me and I could use him for once right now as I go through this hard time...it's just sad to think that he would rather be on Fubar talking to his fake friends here who don't g

Love
So What is love? Is love when you hold hands with out a thought. Is love the comfort and feel of someone beside you as you sleep, and miss if not there? Is love when you without a reason think of the other person and don't know why? Is it a kiss in the rain? Does it comfort you when you need it, and love you when you want it? When your old and gray if the man with an arthritic hand in pain still wants to hold his dear brides hand to show he cares, even after so many year being together? When you look into the others eyes and you see nothing but love back, Is that love? When after years of being together a gentle kiss on the neck and a whisper in your ear still gets your heart beating harder, is that love? When after work you race home to share with your baby, cause you missed them, is that love? If you rather give up your time, because you want to be with them, is that love? If you can be shown another person who is attractive, and yet all you say is that is nice hun, but

Seduce Me
Tickle my thoughts with your brazen tongue tantalization unleashed Whisper wonder in subtle motions communicate all you can’t speak Touch my temptation with playful suggestions enticement alluring Venture advancement with delights of indulgence coax this good girl to her knees

Am I Cheating Death?
Not to long ago me, michelle, and allie were driving back to michelles house and when we on washington street. when we were driving, a truck ran right threw a stop sign without stopping. I suppose we were maybe 5 seconds away from hitting him. i thought it was just nothing until i realize there were more times that i "dodge" death. Another time when me and paul were coming back from dropping off april after bowling, we going down the neighbor street and all of a sudden, a truck reversed out of no where, and we were right about to hit it, whats worse, paul was texting while driving and and did not realize he about to hit him, i said "stop" and barely touched him. The last one i can remember is when me, michelle, and jamie were walking to the gas station. and when we got there, a car crashed right threw glass (right where we suppose to walk threw) . it must of happeed maybe 2 minutes after we got there. all these close calls made me wonder "am i cheating death?" and if so..

Poetry
Under a tree I sit Wondering about things around me I sit feeling lonely n sad Did I make someone happy Or did I make someone mad I will never know Because im too afraid Afraid to move from here Here I grow Grow tall in every way Till the next I move It will help me throu the day

Who Cares Anyway Right Not Feelin So Hot Today
What I wanted I truly thought it was you. Someone who loves to be with me, Someone who’s love was strong and true. What I wanted was becoming a reality You said you never wanted to leave me alone What I wanted was love, and to see it grow, Having a home with love, while calling it our own. What I wanted was to be number one or even the fifth in your life. What I wanted was the person I love, to become my wife. Someone to take the time, to understand how loving I am. Someone that knew when it comes to being a man, “that I am.” Know that there’s nothing I am materialistic attached. Someone that knows when disputing not attacked What I wanted I saw in you. Sadden by the clock of time it became untrue. So many things I heard that came from your voice That made me believe the person I wanted was you, But when time passed on by I realize, what I wanted was not you. What I wanted was an image, an image you made. Of a w

How The Fight Started...
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road the driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started. Lmao!! Tc n peace Boo hugz!!

Whats The Deal?
ya know.. im not a person who usually lets myself be bothered by little things... but i ended up rather upset last night.... I had a New Yrs eve party, i had invited alot of ppl to the party. Quite a few ppl had rsvp'd that they would be attending, yet when the time of the party rolled around, only 20 some ppl showed up. Whats the deal?!!? If you say you are going to show up, then show up!!! If something comes up, well then call and say hey look this and that came up not gonna make it!!! I even called some of the ppl and they said oh yeah, im on my way.... yet they never showed. there was one person, i was really hoping would show up, yet they didnt. called the house and was told that they went out with a "friend". Guess i dont count as a friend anymore.... well i got that message real clear. Anyway, just wondering how its so hard for ppl to stick to their plans and show up when they say they are.

One Descent Guy!!!
You know, I don't get it with most ppl. You always hear ppl talking about how they have loved and then lost due to a screw up on their part. What I don't understand is when one descent guy can't find something that is worth holding on to, I mean yeah you can could go out and get it on with many woman but like me it wouldn't fill the gap that needs to be filled.if anyone else knows what I am saying rate and then comment on this and let me know. I gues you could classify different types of rednecks. You have your all out southern born and bread true rednecks, that come literally from the backwoods. Then you have what I like to call the urban redneck, one that likes the simple pleasures of life but also has a long background of likin the funner things in life also including modern electronics and such. Then you also have the city boys that think they are cowboys, they are what I like to call the confused rednecks LOL anway, what I am getting at is do ya'll agree with my tnking on this or

Hello There
im on dial up so its slow. and i don't know wtf im doing , so if i hit a rejection for anybody as a friend dont pay attention to it. it s a dumb blonde mistake hello everyone.new here. just want to say a quick hello to everyone.

Story 1
You decide that you're going to come home for a quick bite to eat, when you notice that my car is parked out front. You think to yourself, ok she should be at work. So you walk in and you hear the TV in the bedroom. "Hey mama, you home?" No response. Maybe I'm taking a nap? You walk towards the door, and just as you're about to open the door you hear moaning coming from what sounds like the TV. You stand there for a second listening to make sure its the TV, and then you realize its me and the TV. You walk in on me and there I am laying on the bed, spread eagle. I'm still in my work shirt but all I have on are panties, and socks, my pants are at the foot of the bed, and my hands are busy inside my panties...My head is back, my eyes are closed, and I'm biting my lip. You stand there for about 10 seconds just admiring the view. My chest is rising up and down real fast, as I really start to get into it. You slowly walk over to me and touch my thigh,

Walter Reed Christmas Cards
My Wife's 8 year old daughter and the rest of her third grade class made Christmas cards. They made them for wounded American Soldiers spending the holidays as Walter Reed ARMY Hospital. 2 days ago ALL the cards were returned. The card were rejected by the hospital, and NEVER given to any Solider. I think the ARMY should be ashamed of itself. I think These kids deserve an apology or at least an explaination from the ARMY. If you think so too the address is Walter Reed ARMY Medical Center 6900 Georgia Ave. NW Washington, DC 20307 - 5001 Cmon people let them know what you think!!!

What Do Men Not Understand????
Okay..............Lets try this again, shall we???? Where does it say in my about me to add/fan/r8 AND Cam please????? I believe it doesn't SAY Cam is ok.... You men need to read *About Me* there is nothing about camin' addin to yahoo or *make honey* none of that.........So why send me a message sayin add me yahoo msn ect so we can cam???? I will make myself Clear 1 (ONE) MORE TIME........I AM HERE FOR FRIENDSHIP.........NOT TO SEE SOMEOTHER GUYS PENIS, HIS BALLS NOTHING THAT I CAN GO SEE WITH MY HUSBAND! DO NOT SEND ME A SHOUT, PRIVATE MESSAGE, NOTHING, IF IT HAS TO DO WITH ANY BODY PART OTHER THAN UR FACE, OR FOR FRIENDSHIP...........I WILL NOT TELL THIS PERSON'S NAME.........BUT............THE NEXT DAMN TIME I WILL EXPOSE YOU MEN FOR THE PIGS YOU ARE, I AM KEEPIN A LIST... I AM NOT AND STRESS N.O.T A FUBAR WH0RE AND NOT CARE TO SEE ANY MAN'S PENIS EXCEPT FOR MY HUSBAND'S.... THX SO VERY FREAKING MUCH !!!!

Blah... Bitches... Blah.
Well hell... sorry... Life sucks.. but get the fuck over it.. Time is numbered for us.. Live life to the fullest.. I know a bunch of people say that shit but... it's true... Why not do what you want to?? And why not do what makes you happy? it isn't like we're immortal.. and have a long life ahead of us... we don't.. Be happy.. and do what you want...

Sexy Sex
my Blogs work in this series: (1)When Alone with Privacy (2)The Secrets of a Virgin (3)Sexiest Sex This is why your opposite "Loves" younger individuals; but often a delusion...stay with a mate of your youth...to avoid a lonely life to complete...case by case scenarios... An (adult) lacks most of the noted below; an interrupted youthful mind will also lack the noted below... 1) Smiles, laughs, plays, jokes, learns, discovers, willing to teach, hugs, loving, and never too busy to share... a notation of characteristics (healthy) people can live with... 2) Youthful characteristics regardless of age (fearless, forgiving, persistent, compassionate, inquisitive, sincere, determined, refreshed, loving, shares, no strangers, never judgments, no greed, no hoarding, no envy, no resentments, no prejudice, lacks negative exchanges of energy--the needs of loved ones are considered; both cause and affects)-- Emperors in Asian countries were ages 3 to 13--adults were NEVER

A Perfect Heart In The Midst Of An Imperfect Life
Imperfect life this is indeed. No situation we find ourselves in nor the people we get to meet is perfect. Fortunes fall, hearts break, and we may lose job - home – money – relationships and sanity. Our peace and calm is often shattered by this turmoil and chaos which runs through the whole length of our existence, it seems. This life takes us on a roller-coaster ride which we can’t get out of – unless we say to the world “Stop! Let me out!!” During that lunch meet I had with my lady friends recently,I wondered at how they had changed. Oh not in a big way but rather faintly, slightly. One may not even notice it; but it was something I saw in their eyes and in the nuance of their thoughts vacillating from can-do and can’t-do. The verve and vivacity of their personalities which engaged everybody in lively repartee over meets of the previous years seemed to have watered down. The thought saddened me as I realized that life’s troubles had managed to nip at their joy transforming them i

This Touched Me
you stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restauran

Final Thoughts: Confessions Of A Herion Addict
Okay so I was sitting at home the other night thinking of stuff to write and listening to music and this is what plopped outta my head. Unfortunately, I couldn't write it fast enough to make any sense of it, and stress that it is the final thought's of a heroin addict before he OD's ....So know I'll try and make a little more since out of it. big>Disclaimer: This is in no way a reflection of anything I'm going through or have gone through. I have never done Heroin and don't plan on it! It's just a character in my head that might even find himself in a story one day... that is if I can stay motivated long enough to finish one ~Enjoy I know it's too late....To apologize.... But mom I want you to know I never meant to hurt you, Dad I always tried to be the man you knew I could be, Bro... I know I was your hero but even Hero's fall down And need a little help to be set back on track.... Problem is no one wants to come around the tracks I'm frequent to walking... A

Announcing Our Union...!!!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, FAMILY FRIENDS SO ON AND SO FORTH, WIKDCLOWNZ69 AND I ARE A REAL COUPLE AND DO PLAN ON BEING TOGETHER IN THE FUTURE!!! TO ALL OF OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO SUPPORT US AND HAVE OUR BACKS, WE LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU... AND TO ALL THE HATERS AND PEOPLE THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN US AND DON'T BELIEVE THAT IT WILL EVER HAPPEN, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REMOVE YOURSELVES FROM OUR FRIENDS LIST, AND JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!! MMFWCL TO THE MAFIA FAMILY AND MUCH CLOWN LOVE TO ALL OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS!!!

Got Advice?
i have this best friend who u p till tonight has been my only friend. His name is Steve and he is all I have. Half the time he acts like im his world and best friend couldn’t love me more But I’ve heard him say things, like he doesn’t care if I live or die. Then denies it and reassures me he cares a lot. There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me But then when I need him to actually do something he gets all moody and weird When ever I de get the courage to talk to or meet a man he gets weird on me and moody. He tells me about everything yet I don’t know or understand why. When he gets mad and takes off he comes back like nothing happened and if I ask why did you come back he wont answer me I don’t get it. I never had people in my life I could trust or ask questions to about things He has been the only person I trust, yes we dated, yes he is still my best friend who I care about more then most people do their own family. But I am so confused as to what all of it means. And wh

Please Help A Friend/fufucked Hurt Him
Hey ppls....If you haven't heard, I was reset with alot of other ppl.....I went from level 22 all the way to 0.......In order for the lounge to survive I am asking that everyone comes back in and hangs out with so the activity is built up and I am able to make some fu-bucks to keep it going..And if you have the time please come help me get back to my level by rating my pics sometime.....ty all and see yuu soon............. Click this link to visit us in COPPERHEADS (hiring dj's): http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52202 -the management Please show All The love U Can and help Chris Thanx Alot Hippie

Dark Secrets
I have only been away from Jax, Fl for about a month now and I miss it already. I miss hanging out with my friends, going to ritual with them, KARAOKE, festivals. I miss it all! I was hoping to be able to go back once before we moved to Italy, but now I don't think that will be possible, because of money. We are now living in the hotel on base and that is going to cost us. I just wish I could wrap all you guys up and take you with me! I wont even be able to visit friends and family in GA and AL. Oh well I did say my goodbyes, I'm just going to miss everyone. We have less than 30 days before we leave and I am anxious and excited all at the same time. I just can't believe this is actually happening! Go placidly amid the noise and the haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid

Extremely Dissapointed
Ok...This is extremely hard for me to write so i will do my best.As most of you know I joined a group here called The Latina Mafia last year. I absolutelt Loved being a member! I recall many times people on Fubar complimenting us on how we ran our ship and some even reffered to us as the closest group on here and told me how they would join a group and never or hardly ever hear from them and how ours was amazingly close!! Well before the holidays i was forced to leave for a couple months and i was sure to let evryone know I was leaving for some "me time" and wiould be gone 4 a while......When I returned.I had very few comments and less messages with the acception of a few people who held tight to our FAMILY and didnt just do the out od sight out of mind thing. Thanx to them you know who u r!!!...But that isnt even the worst part.I can live with that! There are many members who dont know others exist and or do not make any efforts to keep in touch.....Whats the point of carrying the na

This Is The Funniest...
...thing i have read in a long time... ok first of all let me point out that i am not political at all... i used to be in the navy, not to obey a president, but to serve the people... so whoever is president i could give two fucks... I am voting, but if the guy i vote for wins i'm not going to be all "ha! in your face"... I really don't care... but for someone to say that because his father is muslim, Obama is going to potentially destroy us americans is ludacris... who the hell cares where he came from... he wants to be president, he's qualified to do the job... let him do it... if he starts to get crazy in office then there are enough of us americans that we can and will beat the living shit out of him... but just to pick up from his a heritage a stupid idea that he will erase us "infidels" because of it is the most retarded mother fucking thing i have ever heard... and seriously, no offense brittany, but most people are blind to their surroundings... if you watch the normal news

Musings Of The Heart
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! MUSINGS OF THE HEART Why is love so complicated? Its something we all want and need, but it's something that we never seem to get quite right. Some of us love too hard. Some of us don't love enough. Many of us love what we can not have, as if the unattainable is much sweeter. Often, we take love for granted, as if those who love us will always love us. As a matter of fact some of us don't even realize how much we care about someone until they're gone. The Bible says, "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails." I believe this is an excellent description of what love is, but it is not a good description of human nature. Sometimes in the heart of mankind love is unreq

Stuff
http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=791993 Rules: Thank you everyone for entering my Contests!!! Good Luck to everyone. And just as a reminder Comments and Rates will determine who is the winner!!! THE COMMENTS MUST BE ACTUAL COMMENTS ABOUT THE PIC OR PERSON. ONE COMMENT ALLOWED PER PERSON PER DAY PER PIC!!!!!!! If anyone doesn't follow these rules those comments will be deleted and the contestant my become DISQUALIFIED!!!! i don't wanna sound rude or anything i just want to give everyone a FAIR chance!!!! First Place will receive a 3-day blast and a Diamond Necklace Second Place will receive Diamond Earrings again good luck to everyone and hopefully these will be a successful and fair contests!!

Keep-n-contact
Hello to all my friends and family. Anytime you want you can call or even send a IM to my yahoo. I don't want anyone to think im trying add and forget you or even avoid you. I want all the friends one person can have. If you send a text I'll send one back. So pleas don't be afraid to yell if you don't hear from me. Oh if you want the number just ask. I'm not the shy type and I love to listen to any problems. So remember my ear is open if needed. Take care and have a blessed year! Your friend and family member Cleo aka "Dark Knight"

Fire Within Us
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth a flame. Passion ignites.. when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... ohhh .... but not from the cold.. but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl.. or maybe its the way your hands are softly caressing my back .. making me melt yes every nerve is tingling.. with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead.. senting chills all down my spine. Can't wait the anticipation.. Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips.. My body fills with excitement and anticipation. Hands oram each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin. My heart starts pounding from pleasure.. As your fingers run over my treasure

Poems For Men And Women
Womans Poem: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks befo re he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

Views On Life.
I went to jail back in May of this year and came out a new man. I've realized I have been selfish in my ways of thinking and it has cost me the best thing that ever happened to me. She left me right at Christmas and it was my fault. I now realize that sometimes in life we shouldn't take all the little things for granted and be grateful for all that we have in life. I am now planning on attending TRCC Community College to obtain a degree. Sometimes in life we fail to realize that God puts tests before us to find out if we are capable of learning from our mistakes and I'm believing that more and more every day. I truly believe that God is always watching us even though I'm not a holy roller by any means, I do have a wild side, it's just human nature. If you don't believe me then just ask me! I want more than ever now to find that one true love that is meant for me and me for her. Sometimes it's easier to let love find you than to go looking for it.

A Message From Sin Derella
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w

Rules At A Bar!!!
There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going

Moving!!!!!!!!!
Alright here I am writing this to let everyone know that I am moving this month to Vegas...yes Vegas. It's almost time for me to pack and move out of this frozen tundra to a place where I have come to know as my second home. So for a week or so starting on the 31st I will be unavailable and for those that have my number feel free to call me. Going up to CO to visit my sister for a few days and then to Vegas I go. Cant't wait to finaly be in a place I feel at ease in and know (helps I'll only be 6 hours from San Diego)!

Xxjinnxx
If I could escape you i would if i could forget...each breath breathing of memory...whispering into my ear the look in your eyes the feel of you inside... If i could forget life with love this simple word binding something infinitely complex if only i could forget and go back to my cold comfort strangers and liars giving into these comfortless desires i dont want to share it with anyone anymore i dont want to care, or feel helpless stuck in this skin all life lost its sinful and delicate appeal I have witnessed this secret which most everyone has known and it closed my heart to everything else and it touches and reverberates within my soul and it reflects back to me in your eyes now im yours bound for always and i cant help it for it continued, and remains Id like to say thank you for the warm welcome to this site :) Im just getting aquainted with it right now, and so if i dont reply, im not being a snob...just checking things out :Þ

Nsfw Pics
First off!!!!!!, I wish to thank anyone who has bought me a drink. I'll try to return the favor. But, in reality (yes I know that isn't here) I hate JD, and Bud! And I would even care that they are bought for me here, but I found out that they have Guiness, and Jaymze (pernounced James, refering to Jameson Irish Nector), two of my favorite drinks. I prefer ale to Guiness, but Jaymze (Oh, when you know as well as I do, you can call him that) and I go back! So if y'all wouldn't mind, I'd rather you bought those for me. I'll be doing the same in return, thanks! OK, I do dig nudes, and if you have them cool. But if you don't, and we're on eachothers friends list, TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a guy, so yeah, if you're naked, I don't really care if you talk to me. It would be cool though. However, I'm not a typical guy, so you don't have to be naked to get my attention. I like conversations too. So please, if you are going to friend me, talk to me too.

Is This Love
Friday, October 12, 2007 Is This Love? Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships has anyone ever loved you i mean like really loved you absolutely unconditional pure unadulterated love no questions asked love im so happy to see you love im here for you love take me im yours love no one can get in the way love no one stop us love i will take a bullet for you love i will kill for your love i will die for you love no one can understand this love no one will ever have you but me love you will be mine forever love its all or nothing love i will have you and no one else will ever have you ....love love? uuuummmmm im kinda thinking that may not be the right word for what this is lets see lust maybe stalking maybe infatuation maybe extreme depravity almost definitely your fucked up in the head most certainly a psych eval is absolutely necessary ummmm yea that sounds a little more like it and yet..... those 3 words cross

Good Luck/bad Luck/dumb Luck
GOOD LUCK is when opportunity meets preparedness. Prepare yourself, and look for opportunity. Don't give up easily. BAD LUCK is just normal everyday circumstance, combined with DUMB LUCK. Everyday circumstances happen to EVERYBODY, but the things WE do day in and day out, before and after the myriad of occurrences determine HOW BAD or HOW GOOD our luck is. ANY circumstance can be BAD LUCK for people who are TOTALLY unprepared. Dumb luck is what happens when you do stupid things and don't think about the possible consequences. Here are some examples: 1) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, talking on your cell-phone, THINKING you are COMPLETELY capable of being a good driver AND a good conversationalist at the same time. Keep doing it, and you will regret it. 2) You pull up to one of those busy intersections that doesn't have traffic lights on it, and you SEE the person across the intersection from you tal

2nd Alarm Hotties
ONE NIGHT ONLY FEB 9TH 8PM- 10PM EST THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES WILL BE LIVE ON WEB CAM WITH DJ IROC BRINGING SOME KICK ASS TUNES DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS EVENT IT'S GONNA BE A HAWT ONE. IT WILL BE A PRIVATE EVENT SO BE SURE TO CLICK THE LOUNGE LINK BELOW TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! click above to enter lounge

Have Something To Say
There are times when I have seen or heard something that makes me want to put pen to paper. For a long time now our men and women in the military have been laying their lives on the line. When asked why, I have heard two common replies, "it's my job" or " it's what I do". Not one time have I heard "because I'm better" or "I'm in it for the glory". There is no glory in sleeping on the ground , or not being able to take a hot shower. There is no glory in eating a meal out of a package , or walking 20 miles in heat that is hot enough to fry eggs. There is no glory in missing the important times in their families lives. So why do the Army, Army National Guard, Army Reserves, Navy, Marines, or the Air Force do what they do? I hope the USCoast Guard will forgive me for using their moto but to me it's very fitting. "SO OTHERS CAN LIVE" They are four words that mean so much. Those OTHERS being you and me, our family and friends. They are the ones that h

Friends
i have recently started to get alot of new friends. so if i dont rate your page let me know im always here for my true friends you guys know who you are . for the new friends if you need help leveling shout at me or send me a message and i will get to your page but if i dont hear from you then you will be deleted i dont want people on my page just to stare at i am always here to help i cant afford vips or happy hours i do it all on my own as a regular fubar person im as real as you can get. so to my real friends im here for you. new friends if you need help just let me know pepsi kola 420(shannon)

My Sister And Best Person
hey friends i have 1 sister and she is the best in the world and she has a 10 week old little bundle of joy so not much time for fubar unless he is sleeping cause she is a single mommy. she needs hlp leveling could you show her some love that you guys show me i would appreciate it very much she dont have many friends cause she gets on here when the baby is sleeping.or when im not on it cause she also lives with me and my hubby so we all share the computer but when she gets on she does return the love. thanks so much love pepsikola420(shannon)

Rant
I've noticed that many women on Fubar ask for blasts, or Fubucks or bling in exchange for access to their nude/NSFW pics. I'm sorry, but I find that incredibly degrading to both the owner of the photos and whoever actually "pays" to see them. I'll never give anything in exchange for access to nudes; it's just...icky. I don't think doing so makes anyone a bad person, I just find it distasteful.

The Web
The Web Creatively You work your art You spin a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deed has spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You would dry my tears Your gentleness Dispell my fears Your wisdom Helps me understand And patiently You could hold my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You could kept me warm Your passion Lits a glowing fire That fills my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

Random
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute girl in his office but she was datin someone else.One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her & said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him & then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast.I'll throw the money on the floor,you bend down,and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said she would consult with her boyfriend.She called him & explained the situation.Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.He wont even be able to get his pants down."She agreed & accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waitin for his girlfriend's call.Finally,after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls & asks, "What happened?" Still breathin hard,she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson:Alwayz consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreein to it &

Vance
What Vance Means You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You

O.K. think im in trouble, a almost 14 year old daughter,totally into boys.Raised 2 boys now this one I think will be tough lol.One thing that scares me is I was talking to her earlier and she made no fukin sense.Went out and got stoned,when I got in I talked to her again and she made perfect sense>> Daum

Life,love,learning
"What is more like love than the ocean? You can play in it, drown in it. It can be clear and bright enough to hurt your eyes, or covered in fog; hidden behind a curve of road, and then suddenly there in full glory. Its waves come like breaths, in and out, in and out, body stretched to forever in its possibilities, and yet its heart lies deep, not fully knowable, inconceivably majestic." Love, Life, and Learning ~"I like to think that you care for and about me.... ...You're always there to put up with my BS.... ...You make me laugh and smile... ...You're mostly perfect." --Me MOSTLY perfect. The most important thing in life is love. But there are many different types of love. You have the love a child shares with a parent or grandparent. That kind of love is easy to come by... You have the love a group of close friends have for each other... That bond that keeps them always together. They are so close they know when you are happy or sad or mad or depressed when you

The Real Fubar
Sometimes, it’s hard to be true in this world. Everybody is a great actor on the big stage. Acting up the role they wish to play And create a whole new world full of deceits. People convince themselves a lot And will eventually believe in those lies. Exactly like when I induced myself that he would soon be mine Because I “convinced” myself that he loved me as much. Time passed and thousands times I persuaded my mind passed Saying that I’m over him, that my heart is mended. But of course, at times a script is hard to be comprehended And I become the fool who kills the play on the big stage. I often cheer for him, the star of the show, Who has a talent that he doesn’t even know he has. He’s so good at making people sad And at the same moment, innocently wonders what he did wrong. He certainly must convince himself, too That he has the rights to give others heartthrobs By giving them inexistent loves and hopes And let them live in lies that sounds so believable.

Be My Valentine
I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE DAY... HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND A LOT OF CHOCOLATE :)....NOTHING BETTER THAN BOTH!! If you could pamper Me for Valentines what will you do for Me?? There's one thing I would looooove http://www.zen-spa.com/ (check out the site... turn on your speakers... it's wonderful and relaxing) I have a location pretty closed from home... if you want to please Me you know exactly what to do... Kisses & spanks Me

Death.....
Well, my dad passed away on Saturday and it has not been easy. But one thing I have learned is in order for one to heal sometimes we have to lead the path in forgiveness. Never know when our number is up. It is very hard to explain how u can forgive someone who has hurt so many , especially me yet, seeing him in such a state that only God can make it go away is an eye opener to say the least. I would have never expected to see my dad suffer and be in such pain that all I could do was be there for him in the end. Staying at the hospital the last 4 days watching him die praying for his soul really does something to a person. Makes me realize that even the strongest and meanest people cry out to God on their death bed, tears and pain bringing them to their knees. I wrote this and needed to get it out,and figured this is a good place to share without judgement. "Rest in peace Dad".

Cocktail Decoder
What a woman's drink says about her. Martini-She's likely to be high-maintenance but a serious drinker. Martini women are typically depressed, stressed out and looking to shift their mood. Lemon drops-This person would be really fun to go out with. She's fashionable, trendy and fun-loving. She may have street smarts, but she isn't a Rhode Scholar. Scotch-This drink says intelligence. A Scotch-drinking woman is grounded, knows who she is, and doesn't care what anybody thinks. Champagne-This girl is elitist, pretentious wants people to think she's and intellectual, and wishes she were french. Beer-Downing brews means she's trying to be one of the guys. She can be spontaneous and fun, but doesn't feel comfortable with her femininity. Red wine-She's health conscious and conservative, but also sensual, warm, and nurturing. Rum and Coke-This girl likes to have fun and is really laid back. If that glass of rum and coke could speak, it would say, "I'm going nuts tonight"

To A Special Person
I love you, my darling, and you know it's true I thank God in Heaven for someone like you. I never knew how empty my life really could be But this is what I lived before He gave you to me. Whole is my life for you are here now To continue without you I do not know how. So be with me forever my heart needs your stay 'Twould stop its rhythm if you ever went away. I know this love for you will last You are my future, my now, my past.

Webpage Testing
to align sumthin to the right side of the site your writing or pic here all ur normal wrting and whatever else link = w/o inteaction alink = when browser is over the picture vlink = when the link is activated color number site http://www.immigration-usa.com/html_colors.html http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=887902854

The Anglo-saxon Rune Poem
Wealth is a comfort to all men; yet must every man bestow it freely, if he wish to gain honour in the sight of the Lord. The aurochs is proud and has great horns; it is a very savage beast and fights with its horns; a great ranger of the moors, it is a creature of mettle. The thorn is exceedingly sharp, an evil thing for any knight to touch, uncommonly severe on all who sit among them. The mouth is the source of all language, a pillar of wisdom and a comfort to wise men, a blessing and a joy to every knight. Riding seems easy to every warrior while he is indoors and very courageous to him who traverses the high-roads on the back of a stout horse. The torch is known to every living man by its pale, bright flame; it always burns where princes sit within. Generosity brings credit and honour, which support one's dignity; it furnishes help and subsistence to all broken men who are devoid of aught else. Bliss he enjoys who knows not suffering, sorrow nor anx

Car
we had fucked in the car before but never like this tangled in the backseat flinging our clothes away we fumbled, you grabbing my hips and thrusting into me my head banging into the door you pull me up slide you hand between us "i can't, i can't," i breathe "yes you can" - and i do, the world bursting apart behind my eyelids but when i open them you are staring then pushing me roughly over onto my knees my shoulder a dull ache as it presses into the door - it will hurt for days your hand tight on my thigh hips banging into mine and then i feel you come, smacking my forehead into the window as a final insult but i can only laugh i hear your deep chuckle too as we search for my panties but somehow there is less light because we have fogged all the windows

Torrie Wilson @ 2008 Washington Auto Show (hq)
What has she done since her days of Wrestling, Playboy pics, and T-shirt design line?? Enjoy :D New Pictures of Torrie Wilson wearing her Valentine's Day T-shirt @ 2008 Washington Auto Show - - http://www.t-wilson.org/photos/thumbnails.php?album=635

Tagged......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm allergic to fish. 2) I twiddle my thumbs or tap my fingers when I'm nervous. 3) Sometimes i bite my nails when I'm bored. 4) The original Transformers is my favorite cartoon of all time. Will still watch whole seasons back to back. 5) Resident Evil 2 on the PS one scared the hell out of me the first time i played it. lol 6) I like Weird Al Yankovick parodies. 7) My favorite subjects in high school were history, art and english. 8) I have visited 7 different countries. 9) I like to play tennis. 10) I can be competitive at times. Tagged.. 1) Kandee 2) Smokey69 3) Miss Trouble 4) Special K 5) MsD

Chiefs Vip Pic
Come on everyone help Chief of the Hillbilly Lounge go for the total package, he needs 140,000 comments to get it all, all ya gotta do is click on the pic below and drop a few comments, he will return the love to those that help in this giveaway. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=695664&i=1908863577&idx=0

About Me
I'm a 22 y/o female from Australia. I have been working in Europe for about a year before coming to the U.S. I've been working here about 5 months all over the states. I'm a singer/musician/songwriter. I'm sorry guys I'm a lesbian too so no romance here not that I have the time or energy even with a girl. I'm into music of course and surfing. I've surfed since i was 8. I love the nightlife as well as quiet cozy nights at home. I cant think of anything else to say right now but I probably will later. Anyway I love to make new friends so feel free to message me and say HI. Jane xxx

Tagged: "your It!"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a Blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "Your It!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog....You can't tag the same person who tagged you 1)I wake up and can't stay off fubar 2) Hate coffee but can't function without it! 3) Babysit 5 days a week 4) Love my Fubar Family 5) Perform country music karaoke style locally 6) opened minded in all my thoughts and words 7) inquizzative about others and their ways 8) may be a pest but that is my nature 9) partying is something I don't lightly 10) Honesty is my policy My 5 people are as follows: Texas Harleywoman Butterfly Effect DJ Crazy Mom Shysub xoSimplyoxSamantha

Missy Elliott Life Biography:
Missy Elliott was born in Portsmouth, VA, in 1971 as Melissa Elliott. Missy's professional music career began when Jodeci member/producer Devante Swing signed her and her group, Sista, to his Swing Mob record label. Unfortunately, Swing Mob Records fell through and along with it the plans for Sista's debut album (DeVante would not release any of their recordings). Elliott was already writing with her long-time collaborator, Tim Mosley aka Timbaland, she concentrated on songwriting and production. Determined to move forward, Missy turned to longtime acquaintance Timbaland, who happened to be producing some tracks for Aaliyah's One in a Million (1996) album. It proved to be a key move for Missy, as the album racked up enormous sales. Soon record execs were knocking on her door. Missy began working with a number of artists as either a songwriter or a vocalist/rapper. Her distinctive "hee haw" rap on Gina Thompson's "The Things You Do" brought her wider exposure, and several offers from re

Time Goes By......
Time goes on and on and for me its a lonely time. i spend many a day, many a mile behind the wheel of this 80,000 lb giant. my days consist of many a child waving there hands wanting to hear that air horn that so many children love. the looks and the fingers of so many unknowing and ignorant drivers of other vehicles (us drivers just call them 4 wheelers) that always seem so angry be cause i cant stop on a dime for them or move out of there way. i watch the news and listen to the radio about many accidents involving trucks and 4 wheelers and how the 4 wheeler is griping that if there were no trucks this accident wouldn't have happend. what he does'nt realize is if there were no trucks nothing would move. take a look around your house. everything you own at one point or another was transported on a truck from some point between the manufacturer and the store where you purchased it! but you never hear about the truck driver like the most recent in texas that drove his truck into a retain

Hearts Can Lie
Don't always follow what your heart tells you to do. Use common sense and judgement. Hearts can feel and mislead as well as our brain. Don't let people use you...it's a tell tale sign that someone is not totally into you if you're feeling pushed away more and more each day. Why waste the energy and time to just end up in worse heartache. Don't always assume that the words "I love you" will fix everything. Why do we as a society continue to punish ourselves and our hearts by being there for people who are not totally committed to us? If the other person can not be totally and brutally honest about everything going on in their life, then it's not worth the time. True love is not worth the time...the pain only gets worse and worse each day that you are lying to yourself. Lick the wounds and move on...being alone is better than being alone with someone else.

Auction
Auction starting from Feb. 12th-march st. iF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER: 1. SEND ME A LINK TO THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE. 2. TELL ME in a private message WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR YOURSELF LIKE WHAT YOU WILL OFFER. 3. ENTRY FEE OF 1000 FUBUCK to me 4.YOU SEND SEND ANY PIC.

I Was Tagged
Well apparently being tagged means I have to write down 10 weird things about myself hmmm Well 1) I bite my nails - gross but it must be done when I am stressed 2) I yell a lot .... don't be scared 3) ummm I crave attention but I am shy...go figure 4) I HATE HATE HATE to listen to Tom Petty 5) I turn bright red when embarassed 6) I hate talking on the phone 7) I love Love...love is a grand thing and I feel it quite openly 8) I am a doormat for people, I allow ppl to walk all over me, but I hide the fact that it happens, I am quite brave on the internet lol 9) I bite my lower lip when nervous or excited ;) and last I am an ice chewer...annoying to most people but honest I cannot help it.... ok now I am supposed to tag other people, but most because I am late have already done it soooo I am breaking that chain....don't you love me :)

Before Its Too Late
I wondered through fiction to look for the truth Buried beneath all the lies And I stood at a distance To feel who you are Hiding myself in your eyes And hold on before it's too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives And the risk that might break you Is the one that would save A life you dont live is still lost So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone And hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives So live like you mean it Love til you feel it It's all that we need in our lives So stand on the edge with me Hold back your fear and see Nothing is real til it's gone Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who you are It's all that we need in our lives Hold on before its too late Until we leave this behind Don't fall just be who yo

Ways To Piss Off A Librarian...
Originally posted on my myspace page, but why deprive the good ppl of fubar the chance to hear from a smart-ass librarian? 1) Peck at the keyboard when you are sending an email when it's closing time. Nothing finishes a day like a person who can't type. 2)Ask questions about a copier that has 4 buttons with instructions written on top of the scanner. 3)Bring in your guitar when you're looking up guitar rifts so you can practice your coolness in a library setting 4)If you don't know what Internet Explorer or a search engine is stay away from the computers. 5)Tell us that we need to update our browser system because you don't know the perameters of the new system we installed. Then suggest that we have power over what is approved for our systems. 6)Ask me if I work there when you don't know your way around a two wing library. 7)Ask me if I have graduated high school. 8)Use our bathrooms but convienently forget to flush the toilet, have projectile poo, or stuff

Losers
Ok i get online to find stupid im's left for me from apperantly imature men. just cause i wont give a guy my number he claims im passing up a chance, what ever!! and than he states im nothin for no one, whatever!!! i'm so sick of being treated like certain guys own me on here cause i talk to them one time, get a grip this is the frikin internet, unless i give you my number and have that kind of relationship with you than get a grip. there are a few who are friends and who get my number. you know who you are, atleast i hope you do. And right now no one is getting a number. Now if you feel that this applies to you dont be imature and bitch me out just simply remove me from your profile and i will remove you and block me from your yahoo, i will be cleaning mine out here soon. Sorry if anyone gets offended by this i'm just tired of the crap Thank you and have a nice day

Life
I may not be good enough for some. I may not be worth the effort for a few. I may mot be worth keeping to one. But there is someone who does want me, one is good enough for me! Long ago I never knew one person could have an effect on me like Sam does! I don't know how, maybe because I held her before anyone else did. I remember the doctor handing her to me, I stood there on trembling knees! She wasn't my first baby girl, and it wasn't the first time I held a baby. I think it was because I was the first one to hold her with love, and to whisper "I love you" in her ear. She has not always been easy to raise, nor has she been a model child. She has her moments of rebelion, and sassiness. She is a woman, I expected that. What suprises me now is the closeness we share, and the talks we have.She is shy enough that I have to buy her pads while she stands 30 feet away, and then makes me get them double bagged so know one sees what is in the bag, but bold enough to tell me if I have mad

Poem1
I SIT FOR HOURS TRYING TO WRITE YOU A POEM BUT ITS BEEN SO LONG I CANT GET NOTHING GOING I WRITE SOMETHING DOWN I SCRIBBLE IT OUT NO MATTER WHAT I WRITE ITS LAME OR PROFOUND THIS WRITERS BLOCK THAT I SEEM TO POSSESS CAN BE BROKEN TO PIECES BY ONLY ONE SOUL TESS

The Pride Of My Life
She is new here she goes by unicorn...she is the most excellent lady I have ever met and she is a great friend to boot. She is in my family so if you get a chance go check it out..f/r/a...you wont be sorry. I do ask the you all be nice to her,shes already getting some pretyy wicked e-mails. Anyways just wanted to tell yall about her. Thanks alot.

What Do You Do When Your Sad?
What do you guys tend to do when you feel really sad? I for one, feel sad sometimes a lot during the winters. No matter where I am or what I a doing, it's just something about the changing of the earth's axles that puts my energies in a slum because it is off balance. Right now I am feeling a little sad. I've been feeling sad for a long time but sometimes I just have to get my mind out of the gutter! Sometimes it really helps if I keep repeating a mantra inside my head of positive things. I keep telling myself that things could be much worse and I try to look at all the things I do have in my life that others might not. I tell myself that I must be the luckiest girl in the whole world and to have such a big heart is a blessing! Those thoughts sometimes help me feel better when I'm down and out so I was just wondering what you guys do when you're sad??? Being sad really sucks, but sometimes looking back now, those were some of my most colorful moments in life when I was sad! Hey, look o

Misc.
What happened to romance? I see all these commercials where these girls think their guys are so great because they bought them jewelry. Don't get me wrong, I like jewelry but what happened to good old fashioned romance? A nice night looking at the stars just the two of you. Or a dinner, a hike at night under the moon. Romance doesn't have to cost anything at all. It could even be a note about how happy the other person makes you or saying you can't wait to see them again. Why does everyone think it needs to be something extravagant? Is it the commercialization that has led us to believe it or is it us that has changed the commercialization of Romance?! if you're under the age of 13 or 14...you shouldn't even read this, and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '95 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but five conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: Y

My First Shot At This Lol
MUMMS are here as far as I can tell to be entertaining, and as they are just that, some folks on here need to grow up just a little and keep their rude insulting comments to themselves. I won't mention names, but you know who you are. For everyone else who enjoys interesting conversation and a chance to express an opinion without being insulting or rude, thanks.

My Takes
I have gone ahead and deleted most of my friends, and fans, all except those who I really care about. So now let's see if anyone notices, my guess is no, they are all friend-fan whores!!!!! Someday I will learn. That is my hope, that someday I will learn that places like FUBAR and Myspace are not the place to go to make real friends, it is all a FUCKING popularity contest, no one wants to be my true friend, they want numbers, and people who will fawn all over them, make comments, but friends? not going to fucking happen here! Time to give up, accept no one on these sites gives a shit about anyone but themselves, except me, I care, and I get burned over and over again. I'm letting go. Fuck them all. What a fucking morning. It started out good, damn good for a Monday. Then right before we were to leave for work the phone rang. My oldest niece was on the phone to tell us that one of my other nieces (her sister) had her husband die last night in his sleep. Needless to say this totally came

Wreck....
Ok,so Friday, here in Middletown, i had a spectacular wreck... i came over a hill, and saw cars in front of me, and at the bottom of the hill was an intersection. In the intersection were two cars, apparently they had wrecked.. Going 20 under the speed limit as i was i thought it would be no problem to slow down and avoid it.. i applied the brakes lightly.. and began to spin out on the ice.... slid into the oncoming traffic lane, and avoided the truck in front of me, then slid back into my land avoiding an oncoming car, then back into the other lane avoiding another car, and then back into my lane avoiding another oncoming car.. and then into the white car that was wrecked.. and whamo... beh.. turns out the car was hit by a drunk driver hit and run, which made him hit the suv.. then i came along and hit him..Wow... my cars left tire wheel is completely into the car, the hood is buckled, the back window is broken.. and when i finally was stopped it was smoking out the hood and into

Funny Emails
Cat Lover or Not, this is hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I al ways get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. 'Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Pl

Emotion
I could tell you a thousand times, How much I love you, It still would not do justice on how much I love you. I leave you without a sound except the beating of my warm heart, Overflowing with love for you, True love is like an eternal flame... It will continue to burn for all eternity. If a tear fell from my eyes, Each time I wished you were with me, I would have an ocean shore outside my door. When the wind blows, I hear your voice, When I look up in the clouds, I see your face. If you truly love someone, then distance does not matter to the mind or the heart. When I saw you, I knew you were my true love... When I held I talked to you, I knew you were the one… I immediately fell in love with you, When you tell a person that you love them, It is coming from your heart, Spirit and soul; the place that made you love them from the beginning. Once you learned to love that special someone, it takes over you and it will never leave you. True love is

Videos And Pics
Hi all, have been trying out another site (yeah, I know, but need a place to link from) to post videos etc so can link them back to my lounge (Ju Cee Su Zee). So, family, Friends, Fans, etc., etc., if you are interested in seeing the pics and videos (and once you join there are no family, friends, etc barriers as everyone can see all, tjhey just can't copy or download) on that site then send me a message and include your e-mail address so I can send you an invite. PS: And if this blog gets me deleted from here then it does not matter as will just stay on other site. (And I have not mentioned that site by name at all hahahahhahaa)

Sex Stuff
Most everyone believes when they get married that it will be forever. However, the reality in today's world is that many marriages fail and result in divorce. Other married couples may fall out of love and grow to dislike one another more than they care to admit. But for a variety of reasons (kids, money, religious beliefs etc...), they remain husband and wife in theory primarily. These types of marriages can inevitably lead one or both spouses to seek the comfort of another adult and eventually cheat on one another. Another scenario that may lead a married person to be unfaithful is an unexpected meeting with someone who sweeps them off their feet. Despite their attempts to prevent this relationship from becoming an extramarital affair, they may find their feelings to powerful to deny and thus give into their desires to be with this new person. The saying "Life is too short..." comes to mind as justification for this new love or lust. Yet other married people may consciously

Not Working
to those of u out there that have sent me messages, i am not ignoring u, i am not recieving my messages for some reason so if u have sent me a message and i have not responded my apologies. if u can get me another way shout box, etc. ur more than welcome but as i said i dont get my messages at the moment

A Lovenote.
You are my love my life the air I long to breath so sweet the voice I long to speak You are the rain that falls on my face- refreshing a fallen soul. HOw I love to speak your name to hear your voice lasts me for days I love the way we love its purety calms the wind around me covering my very essence creating new means... YOull never know the things you do to me enticing my world and spinning it out of control. xx D.

Sexy Eyes Contest
Hey all my friends, family and Fans. I'm in "The Sexiest Eyes contest, and I need everyones help with comments, I really wanna win this one. Just click on the pic below. lets have fun with this and help me win it http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=230431&albumid=881187&i=2437822523&idx=36