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I Think My Delet This Profile
I know just seems so boring a round here am happly in love spend most my time loving her. Being with her really don't care about this place any more. When love takes over your heart you really don't care about chat rooms you only care about the person your in love with.
haven't decide what am going do yet..Wanted give everyone heads up.
End Of Dayz
not sure why i have my ct account, but im thinking i might delete it and just forget about it. just realy unsure about alot of things today. plz fell free to send a shout or leave a message
Love And Happiness
To love is to be happy
And to be happy is to love
And to grasp both is pure ecstacy
Only some will get both
People who desire it the most
Won't get it as easily
And their hearts shall be ripped to pieces
But people who don't desire it
Will get it thrown at them
And they wil be the ones ripping hearts
So just hope you have one than none
Cause with neither we're not whole
Daily Horoscope For 9/25/07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius
For September 25,2007
Even if you've got small kids or others who depend on you, today is all about taking care of your own needs. That's not an excuse for neglect, but you can find a good balance with that big brain of yours.
Just Sexii Moi
so I'm new to this site (kindof) lol I signed up awhile ago and forgot i had this account... SHO MOI SUM LUV!!! I'm trying to update everything now :)
In Defense Of Aggresive Driving
While there may be a few sever cases of testosterone ridden individuals who display unruly behavior behind the wheel; I submit that the greater amount of aggressive driving has it’s root cause in a growing number of people who daily display an inability to drive sensibly and in accordance with a few basic rules of the road. Consider the following:
Please, when changing lanes or making turns, signal that turn prior to cutting off the vehicle behind you. If this requires you to stop talking on your cell phone, I’m sorry, it’s the law!
When turning off a main thoroughfare onto a side street it is NOT necessary to slow to three miles-per-hour. Most vehicles can make these turns at fifteen to twenty miles-per-hour without tipping over. Also when making your turn, do so into the closest lane (in your direction of travel). Once you have completed your turn you may signal, then merge into the right or left-hand lane.
When making a left turn from a parking lot or side street onto
Due to recent developments,Starting later today I will be removing everyone thats on one list or another.I you want to stay on my list please let me know by posting a reply here.All my friends,fans and family,you know who you are.You all have others you would like to talk with and I don't want to bother anyone.
The Boyz Are Now 4 & 0
Final 1 2 3 4 Score
St. Louis 0 7 0 0 7
Dallas « 0 14 21 0 35
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 35 - RAMS 7
Cowboys Bulldoze Rams 35-7 to Improve to 4-0
The Dallas Cowboys continued their perfect season today, trouncing the Rams 35-7 at Texas Stadium Sunday, improving to 4-0 on the season for the 1st time since 1995, the year of their last Super Bowl Title.
"Four-and-oh is nice," Phillips said. "It doesn't put us in the Super Bowl, it doesn't put us in the playoffs. But it's good that we're there."
The game started off slowly for the Cowboys, as they managed just 3 1st downs in their first 4 possessions, punting all three times. Things would begin in the 2nd quarter though, as things began to get exciting. On Dallas' 1st drive of the 2nd quarter, after throwing his only INT of the game, he led the Cowboys down the field on an 8 play 80-yard drive that ended in a Julius Jones 2-yard TD run to make it 7-0 Cowboys.
After forcing another Rams punt and getting the ball back, the
im sitting here typing one handed because I fell at work and sprained my wrist,shoulder and hip. i hurt all over from this and it SUCKS! i have to keep my arm elevated. i hate hospitals
What is ?
what is a life if your lying in chains
your trying to move out of this pain
you scream so loud but nobody hears
Trying to fast forward the years
what is a nightmare if you arn't left on edge
your left on your own shook on your bed
frightened to hell , you close your eyes
seeing the movie replay in your mind
what is a dream if your not smiling through out
what a mysterious fantasy is remembered about
that smile that forms when you just awake
you love all the dreams that you can possibly make
what is everything , if nothing is there
all blackness , no oxygen , no one to care
nothing to see , or nothing to sound
the things that could be lurking slowly around
what is a question if there's no answer to keep
you stay up all night , and can't get to sleep
trying to figure an answer thats not even real
makes your head start to hurt and you feel kind of ill
what is a night if there's no moon in the sky
or a day with no sun , you love watching pass b
Okay so I had two tests last week...and I knew I did good on one...but thought I failed the other. I got my first test score on Monday and got a 97...which is the test I knew I did good on. So I go to class tonight...thinking I failed the test. The teacher makes us wait until the end of class...and I got a freagin 90!!!! WOW...WOOHOO...OK I still can't believe it. I guess I underestimated myself. So now I got two A's to start off the year... definately works for me!!!
Vicks Vapor Rub
VICKS VAPORUB...TRY IT, IT WORKS
I wish I'd known this when my family was young during winter Colds and coughs. I am going to try it myself. Share with young Parents.
Isn't life strange. When we had a lecture on Essential Oils, They told us how the foot soles can absorb oils. Their example: Put Garlic on your feet and within 20 minutes you can 'taste' it.
Some of us have used Vicks Vaporub for years for everything From chapped lips to sore toes and many body parts in between. But I've never heard of this. And don't laugh, it works 100% of the
Time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who Discovered it) aren't sure why.
To stop night time coughing in a child (or adult as we found Out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the Feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, Deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for Many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more Effective in child
Visit From The Fey
Today while at work we were kicking back on an old bridge when one of the guys asked what was up with all the birds, it was so quiet and still that I could have heard a pin drop from 2 clicks out. Then up on the ridge we spotted a lion, big sucker, probably would have weighed in around 500 pounds. About 20 yards and down hill from the cat we saw a small boy, couldn’t have been more then 5, Steve and Kevin started hollering, but the cat and the boy just ignored us. It was then I had an overwhelming feeling of peace. And I knew that the cat and the boy were not your normal cat and boy. Kevin was about to go running up the hill when I finally got his attention, and what happened next was so cool, But the guys were so shaken that they will both most likely be in some church come Sunday, LMAO. The cat jumped down off the ridge right buy the boy and they both just wandered off in the bush. that’s twice this year that the Fey have revealed them selves to me in the form of a lion and children.
I Hope This Turns Out To Be True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius
For October 5,2007
You're pushing the boundaries of your work or family life in some way and while not everyone likes it, it's plain to see that you need the independence. It's going to get even better in the near future!
For something I've never heard of until the other night, this is pretty interesting! We'll see how long it lasts!
anyone got myspace and wants to add me myspace.com/durfmanbad
If some of you out there dont know, I am whats known as a "Blue Collar" Worker. Now, being in that catagory would upset some and make others proud. Me, Im proud to be working and Im DAMN PROUD to be and AMERICAN!!! The point im getting to is that I also pay taxes. Most Americans do, some don't. My Complaint today is that I am tired of seeing MOST of these so called "Minorities" get the best of the best treatment by the US government. To be more specific, the Food Stamp Program that we have in this country is an outrage to those who pay taxes in this country. I used to work at a grocery store as a cashier and I would see all these "poverty stricken" minority families and American single mothers. They would come through my line and I would ring all thier groceries up. What really got to me was that they eat better than I do!!
I mean they were gettin T-bone steaks, lobster, name brand everything! And then the OTHER cart that would have a stackload of BOOZE in it!!
Now to me, I thi
Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5
Dallas 4 0 0 1.000 151 72 79 19 2-0 2-0 1-0 1.000 3-0 1.000 1-0 4W 4-0
Washington 2 1 0 .667 53 49 4 5 1-1 1-0 1-1 .500 1-1 .500 1-0 1L 2-1
NY Giants 2 2 0 .500 88 100 -12 10 1-1 1-1 2-1 .667 2-2 .500 0-0 2W 2-2
Philadelphia 1 3 0 .250 84 73 11 9 1-1 0-2 0-2 .000 1-3 .250 0-0 1L 1-3
Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5
Green Bay 4 0 0 1.000 105 66 39 12 2-0 2-0 1-0 1.000 3-0 1.000 1-0 4W 4-0
Detroit 3 1 0 .750 114 121 -7 14 2-0 1-1 2-0 1.000 2-1 .667 1-0 1W 3-1
Chicago 1 3 0 .250 60 95 -35 6 1-1 0-2 0-1 .000 0-2 .000 1-1 2L 1-3
Minnesota 1 3 0 .250 67 59 8 7 1-1 0-2 0-2 .000 1-2 .333 0-1 3L 1-3
Team W L T PCT PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5
Tampa Bay 3 1 0 .750 81 44 37 7 2-0 1-1 2-0 1.000 3-1 .750 0-0 3W 3-1
Carolina 2 2 0 .500 82 87 -5 9 0-2 1-0 1-1 .500 2-1
It would be nice to get some flowers... maybe some candy too. I don't like chocolate. Vanilla is way better. Yes I have deep thoughts. I can't stop thinking about you. hehe yes you. Only one person I don't like literally mean you but yeah whatever. Okay so I like shoes. I bought a new pair of pants yesterday. I look absolutely gorgeous today. I have received several comments on my outfit lol. I wish someone could see how I look today. Let's see maybe they will. Okay read my blog on myspace it's much more interesting.
Cowboys Fight Till Last Second And It Pays Off
October 09, 2007
GAME RECAP: COWBOYS 25 - BILLS 24
Yes!!! Folk Kicks Game-Winner as Time Expires in Thrilling Comeback Win!
An NFL game is 60 minutes long. Apparently someone forgot to tell the Buffalo Bills that. The Dallas Cowboys stunned the upset-minded Bills and their crowd after Nick Folk kicked the game-winning 53-yard field goal as time expired in a classic that improved the Cowboys' record to 5-0 headed to a battle next Sunday against the also 5-0 New England Patriots at Texas Stadium.
What more can I say about this game? Tony Romo had what was the worst game so far in his young career stat wise, completing 29/50 passes for 309 yards and 2 TD's, but threw 5 interceptions and also fumbled once, committing 6 turnovers for the game. It was very hard for Cowboys fans to watch, but he did his job on the last two drives of the drive to give us a chance to win. That's all I was asking for tonight, and it turned out great. Not many teams could've overcome what the Cowboys
Tribe Beat Yankees In Game 4 For 1st Acls Trip Since 1998
NEW YORK -- Overmatched in payroll, but not in perseverance, the Indians toppled the vaunted Yankees and punched their ticket to an American League Championship Series berth against the Red Sox.
Behind a patient offensive attack, a bend-but-don't-break start from Paul Byrd and some resolute relief work on Monday night, the Tribe pulled off a captivating, 6-4 victory in Game 4 of the ALDS at Yankee Stadium.
Now, it's on to Boston, where the Indians will open the best-of-seven ALCS on Friday night at Fenway Park. It will be the Tribe's first ALCS appearance since 1998.
"This is what you dream of," center fielder Grady Sizemore said. "When we broke camp, this is where we wanted to be, and we believed we could do it."
To beat a Yankees team that had the best record in baseball over the last four months of the season and packs the punch of the most recognizable and robust lineup in the game, the Indians had to believe.
And their faith was tested further when the Yankees ca
Quotes From The Duke
John Wayne Quotes
Oscar Winning Speech
On receiving the best actor Oscar for his role as Rooster Cogburn in "True Grit."
"Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm no stranger to this podium. I've come up here and picked up these beautiful golden men before, but always for friends. One night I picked up two: one for Admiral John Ford and one for our beloved Gary Cooper. I was very clever and witty that night--the envy of, even, Bob Hope. But tonight I don't feel very clever, very witty. I feel very grateful, very humble, and I owe thanks to many, many people. I want to thank the members of the Academy. To all you people who are watching on television, thank you for taking such warm interest in our glorious industry. Good night."
"When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it."
"I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please.
Busy All The Time.
The fun of working 2 jobs remodeling a house and all + going to school online...talk about fun. NOw i see why i dont get much time on here as much on Fubar lol. Hoping all you peeps out there are having a great day and better tomorrow.
Cant complain though here my 2nd job i sit on a computer 10 hours a day creating about the same as i do here but getting paid good money for it.
Scattershot Across The Internet
This is my first season of trying a fantasy football league, primarily because I was invited by some of the other managers in the office. Now I'm not really a football fan, not a serious one anyway. I have to admit I do have a favorite team - the Saints (and yes, I know they're stinking up the place this year.) But beyond that, I don't really follow it. But considering I moved over to a new group at work, I thought it would be a good bonding experience.
Yeaaaaaaah. Bonding. I'm pretty obsessive about checking work email at home, which is a bad habit I admit. But you have no idea how obsessive you get trying to follow eight consecutive football games at once, or try to get the stats on the current available players, or the predictions. Jesus, I don't surf porn for this much fervor.
I follow stats I have no idea what they mean. I just know that if the numbers are higher than other guys, it's a good thing. Percentage of ownership, that's also helpful if you know nothing about footb
Lonely Hearths Cry Out
Lonely Hearts Cry
Current mood: lonely
~Lonely hearts cry
cry out to skies above
Lonely hearts cry
for a true love
They need someone to hold them
a shoulder to cry on
They need someone to scold them
when they are in the wrong
Someone to share their every care
their passions and desires
Someone to help them
through life's lonely hours
There ought to be a cupid
more than once a year
To replace those lonely lonely hearts
with smiles in place of tears~
Pull on your end
I’ll drag on mine
You have to commit
I can’t play this game alone
Somehow I know
You’ll muster strength
From times before me
When I was not there
I can see your biceps pulse with sweat
Somehow that makes me want to pull less
I need to have a chance to win
Can’t rip at ropes that never end
When did this become a game
I don’t even want to win
I just wanted to play something with you
Never said it had to be so brute
I can’t seem to let go even though I’m through
You look so determined to win
I might as well let you have it
Then I’d be giving in to you again.
So compulsively twist at your end
I’ll weakly tug on mine.
Don’t notice how I’m not really trying
Can’t see with eyes set on a prize.
I thought I was your trophy
How did things get so skewed?
There’s only one things left for me to do
I let it go.
I let you go. Stop
This is not me I am not here
If I keep telling myself that maybe I’ll reappear.
I’m not the type of gi
The Perfect Dream
Two hearts dancing together in time
Two souls catching the same fire
Two lives blending in harmony
Conversations tempered by desire.
Freedom to remain one's own person
To benefit the joining of two
Exploring life's shared experiences
Enjoying all that we do.
Respecting all of our differences
Treasuring where we are the same.
Remembering what brought you together
And that love is never a game.
Two hearts, two minds, two bodies
Working towards one common goal
The sharing of life's possibilities
The fulfillment of each individual soul.
Honesty, respect and true happiness
Are integral parts of the dream
Through laughter, love and friendship
The perfect dream can be seen.
Click on this link to sign up. It's a new social site that pays you to do exactly what you're doing here! Try this link. You get paid to play around on a new social site. The exact same thing that you do on here!!!
I have to sy brfore we start on our merry way with this thing, that i have very little time to sit aimlessly typing away on my PC like most of you do! lol i dont have a job that gives me hours of access to Fubar. ;)
I do have a large family to cater for including a husband very demanding sex life lol and oh yes a 2 year old daughter.
So anytime i shall have spare i will dedicate to you all for how ever long i have lol
Dont hold it against me.
Blessing to you all
Gossip Or Consequence
Help me decide on the title for my suspense short. I've talked to my creative consultant, and we've narrowed it down to two names. Follow the link and pick the name you think sounds the best. It's still my final decision, but I would like input.SynopsisA gossip reporter for the UNM college is captured. He awakes in a room and finds himself stuck inside. He has one hour to escape before the slow acting poison flowing through his blood stream kills him. Remember that while you're voting.Take the poll
Well just letting everyone know I had alot of fun here, but I don't really get on here much anymore,so there really is no reason to stay, I had fun getting to know some of you,and thanks for having me on your friend list, keep having fun and take care!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
His name was Kyle.
It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.'
I had quiet a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
Two families move from Pakistan to America . When they arrive
the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family
has become more Americanized.
A year later they meet again.
The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had
breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How
The second man replies,
"Fuck you, towelhead".
Grandma Got Ran Over by a Broomstick
Grandma got ran over by a broomstick
Walking home from our house Halloween.
Now you can say there's no such thing as witches.
But as for me and grandpa, we believe.
She'd consumed too many spirits.
And we begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her Belladonna,
So she sacheted out the door, we didn't know.
When they found her the next morning
At the scene of the attack.
She had bristles on her forehead,
And incriminating brush marks on her back.
Grandma got ran over by a broomstick.
Walking home from our house Halloween.
You can say there's no such thing as witches,
But as for me and grandpa, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa.
He's been taking it so well.
See him in there watching wrestling,
Drinking wine and dancing skyclad with cousin Nell.
It's not Samhain without grandma.
She's the one with the big hat.
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we divvy up her candy, or send it back.
Grandma got r
Master And Kitten Pt1
He floats in through your open window.
You hadn't noticed it was open as you
headed for the shower. He's tall and
lanky...yet muscular. He sails across
the room and catches your scent on
the air. He was right... you are home
tonight. His feet make no sound as he
steps closer to your bathroom door.
It's slightly ajar......*did you know I was
coming tonight?*....are you waiting for
him as he slides inside the steam filled
*What's that feeling in my chest?....why
am I nervous?....they always tremble
at my presence.* His heart races as
he steps closer to the tub...he's never
felt this way before....not on a hunt.
He wants your flesh....needs your life's
juice...yet he is the one shaking...........
He stumbles back in hesitation.
Out of the room her slips, running square
into the door on his way. Spinning around he
slumps over the back of her sofa. All energy
he had has drained from him. Lifting his
head he sees her.....stretching one long
sultry leg and t
Welcome Home Master....
Have you been good today? You know Master likes a submissive Kitten to play with. You should prepare yourself for his arrival.....he'll be here anytime now. Are you wearing his favorite lingerie under that robe? You know he so does like hose and a garder......and make sure your thong is crotchless. You'll feel his anger for sure if you aren't ready....shhhh, he's here.
*Hello Kitten.....I've longed for you all day. Am I your preoccupation as well?*
*Yes Master...you are.*
*Shall I take your clothes, Master?*
*I'd love for you to draw me a bath, Kitten.*
*Right away, Master.*
The room is full of steam as I enter....you are beside the claw foot tub naked, waiting to wash my body. I slip from my robe and you let out a slight sigh when you see my cock...hanging there half erect. The water is warm on my sore muscles. You begin to pour water over my head...running down my face and chest. Methodically you begin to scrub my body....starting at my fe
Its Outrageous, A Buck A Ticket!!!
I wasted 2000 dollars last year in my attempt to win the california lottery.
I can say without a doubt it was a big waste of money!
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which gives you 5 chances every day to play and win a Million dollars for Free!
There are games you can play and win points for raffles as well!
This Is How I Want It
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like......
now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is..
lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your to
I am so pissed off with life right now...........feeling so sick too. Poor kid has been pretty sick the past few days, now i know how she must have been feeling.......must have been so much worse for her not understanding why she felt crap or being able to tell us where it hurt...........autism must be so hard for her.
Was our 4 year anniversary last Sunday (21st) so wanted to get my partner something she could keep, ended up not even being able to afford flowers.......seems to be lately we have some extra cash then end up sending it to a friend or 2 to help them out with bills etc and realize a week or a month later that we needed that cash after all!!! Both cars need work, we have laybys we wont be able to collect before Xmas at this rate, have got 4 parcels to send to the UK for Xmas, birthdays and family/friends new babies........each bloody parcel will cost over $50 to send......
Each time lately I've been able to work something has come up and i haven't been able to so we'r
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PLEASE EVERYONE IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, THIS PERSON IS POSING! SHE HAS STOLEN SOME OF MY PICS AND IS POSING THEM AS HERS. I AM GOING TO REPORT HER BUT CAN YOU PLEASE POST AS MANY BULLETINS AND BLOGS AS YOU CAN ABOUT HER PLEASE? HUGS AND KISSES!!!!
The Beginning Of A Long Week
Well here we are again another Monday and back at it again. Looking for a job is tuff these days . You either have to have a colledge degree or a CDL or some stupid piece of paper that says you have a special knowledge of some trade. I have been at it now for three months and I have still to find a job and it is getting old. Bills fall behind and rent is due and all that shit takes money. Wow not quite the way I am used to living but I lay carpet and tile for a living have been for 15 yrs. and it hurts to much to do it anymore but thats what I know. I have never done anything else. Well have a good week all . PARTY ON.
ya know how i rool messing with people so add me and everything will be good okay and yez im a female...
No pics in this post but I tokk them today for a baseline. About a year and a half ago picked up some kettlebells because i was tired of always havin a sore back and knees I've coasted on the serious weighliting i had done over 12 yrs ago. I;ve actually gained weight sinec i started, but my leg's chest and back have started filling out again and my gut has shrunk.
So here'e the dilemna, a guy I work with is carrying a huge gut and all sorts of excess weight and he's lost a few pounds since he's started dieting, but i mean literally just a few and now he's getting really obnoxious about it.
I'm wanting to take his assitude and use it as motivation for me to really trim up make a work out schedule watch my diet and see if i can't make a six pack out of my case.
I'd really like to rub it in his face, and see if I can't help my BP and be lil healthier
for all u fubarians who care I gonna try and document it here.
BaseLine 5' 11 3/4"(just cuz i'm really not quite 6') 235-2
Well let's see..Im living here in my home state of louisiana and my husband is going back into the army after december and wants me to pick where to go..i chose New York.but how will they take on my southern hospitality and southern draw..hmm we will find out by next year..anyways this is my first time being here at fubar..mr. man of green pushed me this way..i like it..it's different! anyways im off to find trouble as usual!
What Cost, Love?
You wanted a "Real" little brother.
And I'm reminded of Pinocchio
Who only wanted to be a "real" little boy.
But at the tender age of four
I used every ounce of courage
To say no to your dress up games
And you've yet to forgive me for it.
The road to manhood is forked with decisions.
At four, that one cost me your love.
You wanted a genius son
One that knew all the answers
Instead of asking so many questions
You wanted a pet
You'd have settled for anything
But a boy in his father's footsteps
A decision I have to remake every day
My identity at the cost of your love
And now you come at me in quick succession
With expectations I cannot fulfill
The Good Husband
At each juncture I had to make my choice
I choose to say no
Set my limits
Awash in disappointment
Forgiveness and/or love
Trickling down in varying amounts
And I feel like scuba gear
Giving O2 'till I'm empty
Begging to be refilled
Instead of thrown away
I meander to the beat of a different drum.
I sing out, and I sing out loud.
My philosophy is "Do whatever you like."
"Just so long as it draws you a crowd."
I amuse all my friends, with my stories and songs,
And maybe a poem or two.
They listen and say; "You should live out these tales."
I wink and say "Maybe I do."
"Why you'd be amazed at the ships I have sailed,
At the perils through which I have steered."
Although never amazed, my friends always smile,
And say; "August, you're certainly weird."
She asks, "Who are you?"
As if it's a question.
And not a demand for self justification.
I choose the jacket that offers the most comfort.
I am a poet.
Who are you, really?
And I want to say,
No really, I'm a poet.
"That's not who you really are."
"Who are you?"
As if it's a question.
I know this game.
The only correct answer,
Is to ask her.
But it doesn't work.
She claims it must come from me.
"Who are you?"
As if it's a question.
"I am a teacher."
If I have to be put into a box,
This one'll do.
"That doesn't tell me who you are."
"Who are you?"
As if it's a question.
This game goes on and on.
Being a jack-of-all-trades has it's advantages.
But she isn't satisfied,
With any of my pat answers.
"Who are you?"
As if it's a question.
Questions have answers.
If this had an answer I'd know it by now.
This isn't a question.
It's a journey.
In this case,
The journey is the destination.
"Who are you?"
"I'm not telling."
"But if you find out, let me know."
Twelve-dollar Train Wreck
So it's back to twelve bucks again
Twelve bucks in my pocket
Eight days 'till payday
All is right with the world.
And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh.
And ask me how I stand it
But I'm really busy now
With the circus
And the play
I'm the stage manager
I don't have time for poetry
And both of my fans are upset
My friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh
And wish I would straighten out
I don't have to worry about the circus anymore
Or the play,
Or theater at all
It's back to twelve bucks
'Till who knows when
But I'm a salesman now
And I hate it
Bellevue is overrated
And my friends just shake their heads. . . and sigh
And make obscure comments,
About train wrecks
But I'm too busy
Bingo is my game
Well, my profession
Little money, twelve bucks. . .
But it's fun
And my friends don't say a thing
They just shake their heads
I'm down to eleven bucks
Something's wrong here
I've got a new job
They let me wear
So he says to me; "Just be yourself." Well let me tell you, I'm an actor! I'm not supposed to be myself, I'm supposed to be somebody else. For seven hours every day, I work long and hard at being somebody else, and this bone-headed pimply-faced staged manager says: "The opening act is late, go out and stall the crowd, warm them up, tell a joke, just be yourself."
Just be myself? Where's the fucking script!?! Sorry. . . I get carried away sometimes, well, a lot.
Like this one time I was starring in La Boheme and I was just about to do my big aria, the one that goes (la la la) When, halfway across the stage, I saw a cockroach, now this wasn't one of your L.A. roaches, no sir. This was a New York City Roach. Although we were in Tennessee, but anyway during my aria, this giamongus cockroach is crawling across my stage, at me. Now just so's you know, I don't like cockroaches. My first impulse was to run, but Musetta, that's my character, Musetta, wears these ridiculous high heels. So I
I was going to write a poem to make you cry.
I was fully prepared to let loose my poison pen,
With it's acid ink to virgin paper,
And burn your eyes with it.
But what purpose would that serve?
I could blurt out FUCK in my poem,
Just to shock you.
I could ramble on about sex I've had,
Both in my mind and with my body.
But what's the point?
Are you so numb that you need to be shocked?
So cold that you need to be burned?
I have the pen.
I'm in charge.
Why should I want to shock you?
Why should I want to burn you?
The written word can produce immortality.
The writer longs to be immortal.
The poet is desperate to be immortal.
I will not stoop to being a cattle prod or branding iron!
If you are shocked,
It will be because you have underestimated me.
If you cry,
It will be because you have been moved.
And with those tears. . .
$till In Vega$
In that faraway $tate,
The land of delusion,
A calendar rumbles,
Amidst the confusion.
A one-wheeled juggler,
Rolls out of the rubble,
Better hark what I say,
Or you know there'll be trouble.
I live in the land,
Of the great neon sign,
It's really not bad,
Er, well, most of the time.
I would keep on going,
In this slick way of mine,
But the hour grows late,
And I'm lost for a rhyme.
So jugglers take heed,
For one never knows,
Who will sit down beside you,
When you're watching the shows.
I might crash up a game,
While you're watching the ref.
Or maybe I'll show,
At the next P.J.F.
The final curtain goes tonight
I've loved this wild, bumpy flight
Yvette is always in a rush
The Lighting Opp? He's on the bus.
Mrs. Sorken steals the plant
She's everybody's favorite aunt
Naomi surely is a wit
Deep in the conversation pit
Johnna comes off very meek
Till John comes out so very chic
Amanda's quite the southern belle
Ginny sure can make her yell
Tom's head is surely in a spin
Forgot his paper, yet again.
I know how Lawrence gets his kicks
But I hate those stupid swizzle sticks
Intermission's always fun
Did August remember to load the gun?
The Announcer wants to cancel the show
But Tommy and Grandma, where would they go?
Lettie's fine she's got the gun
The adulteress and homo? I guess they're done
The music now is all the rage
A hoe-down's going on backstage
The Operator is an ace
No desperate look upon his face
And Gretchen, lonely in her house
With extra food stashed in the couch
Sally says she has small hips
And Zelda with those hairy pits
I am not E.F. Hutton.
When I talk, nobody listens
And I talk a lot just to make sure
In that respect I'm more like Andy Rooney
Now I'm OK with the fact that nobody listens to me
It frees me to say whatever I want
Whenever I want
I can crack a joke
Or make a snide comment
Anytime at all
Except when I write things down
Because I'm what's called a POET
That's big P big O big E big T
And apparently that means
That whatever I write down on paper
Comes straight from my soul
Is filled with deeper meaning
Is really a cry for help!
It wasn't always this way
When I first started writing
People would ask me questions like;
"Was that about me?" or
"Did that really happen?"
Nowadays they just know it's them
Or that I'm deeply troubled inside
Imagine that. . .
Me, taken seriously
It could happen.
Even Andy Rooney says something of merit
Once in a while
28 September Baby!
"Sit down Joe, this round's on me,
And don't let that redneck bother you."
I hadn't been called Joe in years.
Not since I wore the green,
And that thirty-something
Red necked punk with the crew cut was a wannabe.
He had never served, I was sure of it.
"Junior over there is the son of one of the members,
He saw your long hair and didn't understand,
You were that young once, you remember."
"Yeah, I remember, thanks for the beer Sarge."
I knew, just as he had known.
Of course, the fact that we were in the local VFW sort of helped.
We talked and drank, each of us picking up every other round.
Others stepped up to share a beer every once in a while,
All the important stories were told.
From Pearl Harbor to The Buldge,
To Tet, The Gulf, and my own African adventure.
At last call, I raised my glass and said.
"Here's to all in uniform.
The friends we lost along the way.
Here's to those who covered us,
And helped us reach this day.
Here's to those who faithfully serve,
The ring on your finger, so shiny and new,
Has extinguished the torch I have carried for you.
All the hopes and the dreams of the life I had planned,
Have disappeared, leaving me lost in the sand.
I'm alone in the desert, broken heart in my hands,
And there's nothing to blame, but that little gold band.
With a diamond that sparkles so shiny and new,
That I have to stop mourning my lost love for you.
I think of the man, to whom you are engaged.
No, my blood doesn't boil. I'm not filled with rage.
The two of you fit. It's easy to see;
His only flaw, is that he, isn't me.
Enough of these phrases! You don't need my rhymes.
Just know, when you need me, I'll always make time.
That ring on your finger, brings my hopes to an end.
But I'll always be proud, to call you my friend.
So long ago I thought them gone,
I was sure they would not return.
My pieces all are back to stay,
You would think by now I'd learn.
A soldier died on the movie screen,
He was gone, and gone for good.
A piece of me came back to stay,
For when Taps was played, I stood.
I was playing with my juggling toys,
I was lost in idle thought.
Another piece came back to stay,
For when kids came by, I taught.
A friend of mine had a desperate need,
To be held, and listened to.
Another piece came back to stay,
I can be a blanket too.
A lyric came to me one morn,
So I wrote it to a friend.
Another piece came back to stay,
In the poem I did send.
A year ago my life was changed,
What I was had been erased.
Four pieces ran away that day,
But I've found, they've been replaced.
Rejection Notice #721
I'm looking over your application,
And there seems to be some confusion.
You don't really meet our criteria.
Yes I know. . .
I said I was looking for someone honest.
But what you fail to realize is,
That means I'm looking for someone honest,
Who will gladly tolerate dishonesty from me.
So, do you see the dilemma?
When I said I valued openness,
It was your mistake to assume that I,
Was willing to be a participant in said openness.
I'm looking for someone with no walls,
Because I have more than enough to spare.
And I'll thank you very much
Not to start your self-serving rhetoric
About how I deceived you,
And lied to you,
And my hypocrisy in general,
Because I've been there mister.
And you're just sorry that I screwed you
Before you screwed me.
And you can take that any way you like!
And just because you came in here,
With exactly the credentials that you claimed,
Don't think for one second that proves anything.
I know your type.
You artists change wi
(My Weekend As Frosty The Snowman)
Looking back on it all, I have to say,
That I probably should have tried drugs
Now I'm not saying,
That drugs are a great lifestyle choice
Or anything like that
But it would be nice
To have people look at me and say
"It was the drugs that got him there."
Scapegoats are hard to come by
Especially when your head isn't lost,
In an artificial haze
No, there's nothing artificial, about this haze
97% curiosity, 2% stupidity, and 1% luck
Should have tried drugs.
There is a time,
In the future,
When my forehead will not be wrinkled in fury.
My breathing will not be so forced.
My hands will not wring impulsively.
This is all theory mind you.
For all I know I could stay mad forever.
But that doesn't sound like me.
So I take it on faith.
My pulse will slow.
Not that I want it to.
I WANT TO BE MAD!
I WANT TO REVEL IN THE INJUSTICE
THAT HAS BEEN HEAPED UPON ME!
I WANT TO SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS
"YOU'RE NOT FAIR!"
Theory says that this will pass.
Experience says that this will pass.
I don't want this to pass.
I LIKE BEING MAD!
I WAS WROnged!
I get to be mad!
Bold print and capitol letters seem to fade.
It's really not in my nature to stay so upset.
I am mad.
You treated me unfairly.
Now let's fix it.
There should be a poem here
But I don't have one
It's not ready
It's still hiding behind my eyes
Lurking beneath my fingertips
Gestating in my brain
There should be a poem here
It should tell you how much I love you
Or how fucked up the world is
And it should mention frustration
Or something about a statue
Chipped from ancient stone
There should be a poem here
But there are only fragments
Shards of ideas
That can't yet have their own page
But their time will come
There should be a poem here
One day there will be
'Twas a week before Portland
And all through the houses
The jugglers were busy
Clicking their mouses!
Sending out email
With due date and time,
To be sure all would know
When each, would arrive.
They'll be coming by car
They'll be coming by plane,
They'll be coming in droves
Just to play in the rain.
A family reunion
Held every tax time
Whose family? You ask
Ask me, I'll say; "Mine."
So MaryLou, David,
Bring John Price, and Gail,
And better bring Travis.
(Go ahead, post his bail.)
Come Mark, Shannon and Peter,
Bronwyn & Gomez
And please take some pictures
So we can show them at Lopez.
On Mardi Gras, Hugh Hefner, And Exposure
Mardi Gras, certainly one of the most renowned parties of the world, where you can see all the babes, boobs, butts, and beers you could ever hope for. Where else would the Hefner limo be that week but in 'The Big Easy?' I found myself actually shaking hands with the ultimate man's man himself. (Great handshake by the way.) But this isn't an ass-kissing story to pay homage to the founder of Playboy. In the days that followed, men and women alike were captivated by the story of my encounter, and I began to wonder why. What is it about this man that appeals to so many? I decided that it wasn't the money. Wealth is more common than it used to be, and it still can't buy you charisma. No, the answer lay deeper.
Two of my charming lady friends, (We'll call them Rebeca & Marie) were having a discussion about Victorian dresses, and more specifically corsets and the wonderful cleavage they provide. Marie, whose figure resembled that of an ironing board said;
"No way, ain't hap
Big Titty Women
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The SEAL Code
Loyalty to Country, Team and Teammate
Serve with Honor and Integrity On and Off the Battlefield
Ready to Lead, Ready to Follow, Never Quit
Take responsibility for your actions and the actions of your teammates
Excel as Warriors through Discipline and Innovation
Train for War, Fight to Win, Defeat our Nation's Enemies
Earn your Trident everyday
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My Trident is a symbol of honor and heritage. Bestowed upon me by the heroes that have gone before, it embodies the trust of those I have sworn to protect. By wearing the Trident I accept the responsibility of my chosen profession and way of life. It is a privil
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Leave Me If Thats What It Takes To Make U Happy
If your heart was truly mine there would be no false comunication wit me .there would be no lies told to protect me from the harsh truth. why is it my reality has been broken why is it that my heart is the one that is broken . am i the only one in this relationship that gives a damn . I try an try but u push me aside tryin to get what u want . Not that i care any more about what u say . I care for u an i love you . Your oppions mean more to me then my friends an family an yet it seem the opposite for you . Why is it my life is distroyed an i have to rebuild it . You can break my heart but i am the one that gets to pick up the peices . You think a simple sorry is all it takes to make it all better . I forgive u time an time again . I dont knoe how much more i can take . Tell me whats really goin on . Tell me if u wanna leave me . Becaus if leavin makes you happy then go . if that is truely what u want then gets a stepin
but dont tell me u love me an that we would allways be together if
what is your favorite dish ?
what drives you up the wall ?
A Word For The Wise!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT THE HUMAN RACE THAT MAKE GUYS THINK THAT THEY CAN JUST GET ANY GIRL THEY WANT AND JUST FUCK THEM OVER GET WHAT THEY WANT AND THEN TOSS THEM ASIDE LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING GARBAGE. WELL TO ALL THE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAT SWOOP DOWN LIKE FUCKING HAWKS GETTING READY TO DEVOWER THEIR PRAY BONES AND ALL .....FUCK YOU!!!!!!! AND FOR THE GUYS THAT ARE TRUE AT HEART AND HONESTLY AREN'T LIKE FUCKING VULTURES, THANK YOU THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE GUYS LIKE YOU!!!!!! FOR THE REST OF YOU GUYS FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING DILDO YOU RODE IN ON!!! AND FOR THE BITCHES THAT ARE THE FUCKING SAME AS THE HEARTLESS FUCKING ASSHOLES THAT I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY UNFORTUANATE TO COME ACROSS, BITCH YOU NEED TO STRAIGHTEN UP AND FUCKING QUIT FUCKING AROUND CAUSE YOU GIVE GOOD GIRLS LIKE ME A BAD FUCKING NAME, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I AM SAYING YEAH SET BACK AND THINK OF HOW LIL UR FUCKING OPINION MATTERS TO ME.
happy hump day everyone
Nothing pisses me off online more than when someone steals a pic from someone & uses it to try & pose as themselves, I've found 1 so far,
I left a comment on her picture, then instantly she sends me a shout saying that "of course it is really her" When I know for a fact it isn't,
The funny thing is I have seen this womans pics before on her website, does the name "Ann Angel" ring a bell? & she looks nothing like the fubar faker who tries to pose as her, people make me laugh.
So if any of you are one of those impersonators, fuck off, & don't bother adding me as a friend, my whole purpose here is to meet real people.
For those of you who are having to many issues with Internet Explorer (IE), I HIGHLY recommend switching to Firefox. I did today and I'm completely amazed with it, 10x better than IE could ever hope to be with all the extra features makes it a must for anyone. Everything from custom skins and so much more .. everything carries over from IE so you don't loose anything. And its 100% free. Well I just figured Id put the word out!
what is your favorite pizza? what is your favorite topping on a pizza
fuck the haters . yes but i love the ones who hate me it makes me smile
Daddys Little Girl
PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING. if you dont repost you have no heart
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I've only been in CA for four days and I've already had my bike stolen and I'm homesick. I'm starting to think maybe this move wasn't such a great idea.
What Do Teachers Make
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.
One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do.. Those who can't, teach."
To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?"
Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...)
"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental.
You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.)
For Sweet Girls Like Anastascia And Others Like Her...
This is one of my biggest peeves in life. When someone can dish it out but cannot take it.
There is this little bimbo on here named Anastascia. We got on our friends lists and I was able to access her NSFW pictures. Those pictures included some wonderful pictures of her buttocks and not just in some tasteful ad like picture, it was her legs spread open and encouraging to be scored and wanted comments with an intro like she was some little prima donna.
Well, as a normal human male, when I see his little blonde so beautiful showing her wonderful buttocks for all to see, then she opened herself up to comments. Not to be disresecting but if she was open enough to show her wares then she must be pretty secure with herself. I guess I made the mistake off savng her the embarrassment of leaving commments rather elaborate where all could read and left them private to her. Gee, Fubar.com left a place to click for private commments.
She had a fit! Saying I am disrespecting her with what
I DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL WILL NO PERFORM FUBAR WEDDINGS FOR FREE I WILL HOWEVER PROVIDE YOU WITH A FUBAR WEDDING CEREMONY, AND CERTIFICATE AS WELL AS A WEDDING GIFT (CUSTOM MADE) ALL FOR THE LOW LOW COST OF 2000 FUBAR BUCKS(1000 FROM BOTH PARTIES GETTING MARRIED).
TO GET ME TO DO A FUBAR WEDDING YOU WILL NEED TO FUBAR MAIL ME.
MY CHOICE TO CHARGE THE SMALL FU BUCKS FEE FOR FUBAR MARRIAGES IS OF MY OWN DOING AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FUBAR MANAGEMENT.
I HAVE MADE THIS CHOICE BECAUSE OF THE TIME OF THE HIGH NUMBER OF FUBAR MEMBERS WHO ARE CONSTANTLY ASKING TO BE FUBAR MARRIED SOME ON A MULTIPLE TIMES PER WEEK BASIS.
IS THE 2000 FU BUCK FEE FINAL NO ITS NOT IF BOTH PARTIES ARE LEVEL 14 OR UNDER OR HAVE BEEN ON FUBAR LESS THAN 4 MONTHS YOU MAY APPLY FOR THE FUBAR LOW LEVEL NEWBIE DISCOUNT RATE OF 1000 FU BUCKS THAT 500 PER PARTY GETTING MARRIED.
DJ STRYKE AND ANGLEVIL
Missouri police made a peculiar drug bust this week when they caught a man with a toad he allegedly used to get high, KMBC-TV in Kansas City reported Tuesday.
David Theiss, 21, of Kansas City, was accused of having a Colorado River Toad for the purpose of using it as a hallucinogenic, KMBC-TV reported.
Click here for the KMBC-TV story.
"People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC-TV. "The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff."
Both Theiss and the toad were taken into custody. While Theiss was released on bond, the toad remains detained at a police crime lab.
North African Campaign
NORTH AFRICAN CAMPAIGN
After two years of desert skirmishes among the British, Italians, and Germans, the North African campaign opened on 8 November 1942, when Anglo-American forces under U.S. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower landed in French Morocco and Algeria near Casablanca and met bitter French resistance. An armistice brought the fighting to an end on 11 November, and the French forces soon joined the Allies.
Allied units under British Gen. Kenneth Anderson tried to take Bizerte and Tunis quickly, but Italian and German troops held firm. Field Marshal Erwin Rommel's Italo-German army, defeated at El Alamein, Egypt, in October, retreated across Libya and at the end of the year took defensive positions around Mareth, Tunisia, to halt the pursuing British under Gen. Bernard L. Montgomery. Bad weather brought operations to a close. While the seasoned Axis forces built up strength, the Allies suffered from an inadequate supply line, faulty command arrangements, and American battle in
The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You mus
I see you standing there,
With that look upon your face.
You keep taking me back,
To another time and place.
When you and I were lovers,
Forever until the end.
I needed you beside me,
But you broke my heart again.
I say that I love you,
You turn the other way.
Does it make you nervous,
Or is it too much to say.
I want for you to hold me,
Tell me it’s all right.
If you do not love me,
I won’t put up a fight.
It doesn’t make a difference,
You ignore me one last time.
Whenever I turn to you,
I feel I’m committing a crime.
Wanting to let go,
Still holding on.
I cannot walk away,
From a love I feel so strong.
Captivated by your every move,
Mesmerized by your eyes.
If only I could remember,
All your arrogance and lies.
You put on me a spell,
I fall for you again.
Giving everything to you,
Losing all my friends.
But no more shall I hide,
Behind the shadows and the mystery.
I’m learning to let go,
And now you are my history.
Well im great and care about everyone so if yall read this blog just hit me up! and i also need a drink. ill return the favor
how's your day going?
Life As I See It
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When
you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.
someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you
have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to
provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically,
emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any
wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will
or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they
Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a
stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire
fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered
and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has
come to share, gr
A Riddle Or Something?
looks can be decieving
good girl i may be
I can be anything you want me to be
but inside i'll never change
i am who i am
and i give not a flying fk if you do not like me
i say what i feel
all talk and no play
but do you dare find out
i love him so much i can't live with out him. he makes me happy when i'm with him
Due to work and personal reasons, I'll b offline till after the hollidays...I'll miss all u my friends and looking forward till I'll get back.
I'll come on now and than to check my messages, but wont have time to stay and chat.
Also I'll upgrade my account when I'll come back, will post more pics including of my self, till than bye, and wish u all a Happy Thanksgiving and happy Hollydays!!!
Dany AKA Joey
Excert From My Book Entitled The Powers Of The Air
Everyone who's seen it knows,
that it's not some place that you should ever go.
It's the kind of place everyone knows about,
the kind of place that you go in and never come out.
Even in spite of the stories,
you decided that it couldn't hurt to go out exploring.
You have no idea what things keep nightmares fillled,
but I have a feeling you will,
if you decide to go poking around the old church on the hill.
It's that old eyesore that no one wants around,
and the graveyard where all of the headstones are falling down,
it seems to be pushing the caskets right up out of the ground.
At night you can hear the creaking sound that the rusty hinge creates,
and there are or iron fences with stone gargoyle gates.
Inside there are cobwebs rats and owls,
it's the home to every dark thing that prowls,
a place where shadow growl,
and the lonely lost souls howl.
The sadness in this place has an evil way,
of turning everything of color into a dark shade of gray.
home to all that's
Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS!
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX!
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application"
Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application"
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite Color:
4. Whats your sign:
6. Hair (color and style):
HERE COMES THE FUN:
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11. Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would you take a nap with me?
16. Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
Once upon a time there was a cute Canadian. This Canadian was bored. A friend, named Smokey, invited her to a site called Fubar. At first MissMay thought it was rediculous. After seeing how many people were actually active on the site, she actually thought it was somewhat ok.
...too be continued...
BASED ON A TRUE STORY
To let go doesn't mean to stop caring;
It means I can't do it for someone else.
To let go is not to cut myself off...
It's the realization that I can't control another...
To let go is not to enable,
but to allow learning from natural consequences.
To let go is to admit powerlessness,
which means the outcome is not in my hands.
To let go is not to try and change or blame another,
I can only change myself.
To let go is not to care for, but to care about.
To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive.
To let go is not to judge,
but to allow another to be a human being.
To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes,
but to allow others to affect their own outcomes.
To let go is not to be protective,
It is to permit another to face reality.
To let go is not to deny, but to accept.
To let go is not to nag, scold, or argue,
but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them.
To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires,
but to take each day a
Whatever our hands touch -
We leave fingerprints!
On walls, on furniture
On doorknobs, dishes, books.
There's no escape.
As we touch we leave our identity.
Wherever I go today
Help me leave heartprints!
Heartprints of compassion
Of understanding and love.
Heartprints of kindness
And genuine concern.
May my heart touch a lonely neighbor
Or a runaway daughter
Or an anxious mother
Or perhaps an aged grandfather.
Send me out today
To leave heartprints.
And if someone should say,
"I felt your touch,"
May they also sense the love
that is deep within my heart.
You wait your entire life
for that special love.
Then it is unreachable.
Perhaps because of fear,
perhaps because of
or perhaps because
of love itself.
A special love that
leaves an emptiness within you
if you cannot hear the
other person's voice.
But that makes you feel
whole again with one
A special love of longing
night after night
for just the sight of them.
or just the feeling of knowing
that they may care too.
A love that you know in this lifetime
you will never feel again.
Nor would ever want to feel again,
if it brings you this much pain
not to have it.
That deep within your soul
your love is the same as mine.
We belong together.
We need each other
to make our lives complete.
My only one
My treasured one
My special love.
i only created this to see wtf my kinda ex is doin.....i dunno if im ganna keep this account or not. sooo im not being rude by not replying or accepting friends.........speechless really...............................mary jane
Tears Go Away
"Tears Go Away!"
When will my heart quit breaking?
Why must it go on aching?
I try not to let you hurt me anymore,
But somehow you still manage to make
my heart ache.
Somedays I feel like everything is gonna
Then other days I can't help but to let the
tears fall down my face.
I wonder how many tears will fall,
Before no more will come.
Everytime I think there is no more,
My cheek is wet again,
And I realize the tears are falling
down my face again.
Some days I just want to scream,
"TEARS GO AWAY!"
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
by: Tonya Roberts
Once upon a time there were good people that followed the way of the nature, they talked to it and it talked to them, the trees , the animals, the fish, all had something to say and teach. There was an energy that flowed from one and all, and that energy enabled many races to do wonderful and awesome things.
Most of the races were guided by an insight that astounded most. This caused fear within many mostly in the race of Man, they let that fear guide them into horrifying acts, they searched the world over killing and burning those they found that felt the energy, those that used it for good, they used there knowledge of this energy to heal, to teach, to guide. But in there fear and ignorance the race of Man tried to destroy this gift. Soon man understood that they needed a Sheppard, one that could and would be a beacon to attract man away from the energy of nature, away from the ways of the first Gods, towards a new God one that if not worshiped solely, if not placed above all else w
Rants And Raves
ya know what, if i get another survey that requires me to download internet explorer, i am going to delete my profile, all this website is doing is thinking of ways to make money. And what's with the best buy gift card giveaway, you can't fool me, the next thing i need is a virus on my computer from that gift card shit.
what are things you rip?
My Heart In You
Your blood drips from my lips
Color of ancient wine.
I’m blending into you.
My vamp you take me into your lair
Dissolve the bonds of flesh.
I’ll take you there each night for day
As light will guide my way.
Suck you in you’re sweet as honey
Nectar on my tongue.
Into you I enter
Now we’ve become one.
Trust me, love me, spite no more
Something’s on your mind.
My Kitten, you’re master calls to you
Come to me my love.
I’ll work my charms, you work your magic
Take you now and evermore
My vampiric one....
My Heart In You
In your heart you bind me
And cut me to the bone.
In your pain you spite me
My life feels utterly done.
Knife cuts deep and drain my life
Blood lust is frenzied within you.
Writhing on the floor alone
My heart is all that you knew.
Laid bare my soul it found you
Sucked me in you did.
None other shall ever own it
I’ll forever keep it hid.
Nights and days wit
Addiction to Mutilation
(male serial killer point of view)
Murder to me is beauty, a divine work of art,
the piercing screams, the warmth of blood--
the taste and stench of fear laced flesh
whilst bathing inside the carcass of a kill.
My eyes pierce the most gaurded and trained psyche,
mind-fucking the innocent and toying with lust.
I see through an eagle's eye--such beauty
with her long, blonde hair flowing behind her.
Her body is full of shape and blossomed innocense
and i feel my breath catch in my throat--a vision--
seeing my scalpel dig into her writhing corpse,
gutting her and teasing my tongue through her throat wound.
My dick throbs with heated frenzy as i fall into place,
the shadows lacing my demon guided body.
A devils mask covers my face, my breathing raspy as i
close in for the long awaited catch--a carnivorous wolf.
Madness intertwines brutality as her screams are cut off,
her body pressed against mine--soft, tender.....
i pull her in and emb
what is your favorite food ?
why is it that people put pics on fubar that are kind of racy, then turn around and make them private? i don't understand. what am i missing? i thought the whole point was to express yourself and show of alittle. not to make all your pics as private and hide youself from people on here. why are you even on here? why do take pictures you don't want anyone to see? i don't get it. so from now on if you make you pics private, you will be deleted from my friends. if i can't see your pics and you are on my friends you will be deleted.
welcome all the new L.U.V member (:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, holy shit.....yea, this is pretty bad.....I'll delete it tomorrow like you said though..... hahaha
Trice, you wanna know who's cock that really is? It's MINE.....and now you have seen it......HAHAHAHAHAHA.....okay, now I kinda feel gay....WTF?
that will teach you to never put mayonnaise in the door handle of my car again......
see you for Christmas sand nigger.......gotta party hard again!!!!
~Mullet Man 2160~
i can make things for your lounge
so like huh banners etc
hi if you don't want help that's alright
Fucking Fubar Pissed
ok im pissed of highly with this site and i am adult so i used the word fucking because sometimes I use the word fuck fuck fuckity fuck!!! the part that pisses me off is I have a few people I only talk to through fu that I brought to the fucking site so we could fucking chat while they were at fucking work so that fucking pisses me off that i'm going to be gone from there page and they arent going to know why.... mostly though is its takes like 200 something thousand fu bucks to buy a ticker and I had been saving that much to gift a friend a ticker for there BDay now I cant do that and im fucking pissed about it.... this fucking site is to fucking much... I have lots of op's about it right now and would be very easy to leave fact is the only way I get to talk to catch and he is important to me so I cant just walk away from it so greg your gonna have to find a way to communicate with me because I am highly pissed with this site and could just not ever use it again....anyway did I say I
Join My Message Board!
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First meeting, within an instant
You have me, I'm yours.
Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters,
But you wear your mask so well.
Time passes with more glances.
Leaving me to fall helplessly,
Hoping you will catch me with your arms.
But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded.
My heart is finally consumed by you,
Given freely by my choice.
Anxiously I await to hear your voice,
But your silence echoes within my soul.
Broken now as the moments linger,
Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought.
Why must I always fall for the statuesque?
For that unattainable love.
I'm laying here
close to midnight
looking out my window at the stars
my thoughts as they always do
drifting off to be with you
i'm laying here
close to midnight
the cold seeping through the window
the shadows playing tag with eachother
only wanting to know
if someday we will play midnight games together
i'm laying here
close to midnight
wanting to be there
i'm standing here
close to midnight
gazing up not at stars
watching no shadows
i'm hiding here
close to midnight
watching you trying to find me
we will be kissing here
close to midnight
seeing the glowing stars
our breath white puffs in the cold air
watching the shadows playing their midnight tag
If i look in my heart
If I look in my soul
if i look in my mind
theres only one goal
every thought that goes through my mind
all the blood pumping through my heart
all the tears cried by my eyes
tell me we should never be apart
every second of everyday
and all the time in between
I feel within my heart
that on m, you can always lean
you are the one person
that makes me feels this way
you are the only one
who i think of night and day
no one else can make me hurt
no one else can make me smile
the way you can
yet I love you all the while
I love to see your face
or the sparkle of your eyes
or wipe the tears you cry
just know that forever
I'm willing to be apart
of every remaining second of your life
In hope you'll hold me within your heart
Ive never felt such power
this is within this urge
this urge to tell youll love you
and to see what will emerge
on day can we try
to make it together again?
one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the
Close your eyes and come to me,
Drift into the dark,
Search for something meaningful,
Ignite that fatal spark.
Steal my breath away from me,
Crawl into my veins,
Take me from this waking world,
Free me from these chains.
Lay within the dreaming world,
Whisper in my ear,
Tell me what you crave from me,
Wipe away all fear.
Sleep my love and come to me,
Kiss the world good-bye,
Fall into my waiting arms,
We'll spread our wings to fly.
One day when you just let go,
A dream won't be required,
To find me waiting by your side,
Like always you've desired.
This life is a rollercoaster-
makes you scream and laugh out loud
at the same time. Everything is moving
too fast, and I'm losing control...
... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams
colored like butterflies. This life's not
as it seems- there's a snake in every field
a secret behind every smile.
This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions-
bitter- sweet with sugar and salt.
Skeletons in the closets dance to the
symphony on replay, written with lies.
This life is a merry-go-round -
makes you sick right from the beginning.
I shiver, left out in the rain;
broken inside, for just being myself.
I KNEW FROM THE
MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES
THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE YOU MINE
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE
IT TOOK US SOME TIME
BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED
OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE
THAT NIGHT WAS OURS
IT WAS WONDERFUL
AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE
THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL
LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY
WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE
AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER
IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW
I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER
LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL
AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE
FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING
OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE
THAT NIGHT WAS OURS
IT WAS WONDERFUL
AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE
THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL
LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY
I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR YOU
YOU ARE MY HEART AND SOUL
I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO
AND I FIND IT HARD TO STAY IN CONTROL
WHEN I WHISPER THESE WORDS IN YOUR EAR
AS WE DREAM LATE INTO THE NIGHT
I LOVE YOU NOW AND FOREVER MY BAB
I wish that I could be with you
And hold you in my arms,
Whisper all my love to you
And kiss away your tears.
I wish that I could take your cares
And put them all away,
Neatly folded into drawers
While pleasure lights your smile.
I wish that joy could step inside
Your heart and stay awhile,
And all the rain could turn into
A rainbow in the sun.
And all our loneliness like mist
Could fade into the blue,
A memory of sad, hard times
That happened long ago.
But I cannot come home right now,
And you cannot come here;
And so our dreams must be the fields
On which we laugh and play.
If life cannot be what we want,
It will, it will be so;
For love can turn the harshest light
To gold through sheer affection.
do you like grilled cheese sandwich?
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you!
1. Your Name:
3. How often do you masturbate?
3 1/2. Have u masterbated to me?
4. Favorite position (s) ?
5. Do you think i'm hot?
6. Would you have sex with me?
7. lights on or off?
8. Would you have to be drunk?
9. Would you take a shower with me?
10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
11. Would you leave after or stay the night?
12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
13. Condom or skin?
14. Do you give Oral pleasures?
15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
16. Have sex on the first date?
17. Would you kiss me during sex?
18. Do you think I would be good in bed?
19. Would u have a 3-some with me?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
Hey whats up? I'm just bored and thought what the hell I'll put something on here. how's the weather in San Diego? anyone? SUNNY!!!!!!! what the FUCK do you think the weather is there. well I live in Oregon and its raining like always. So have a great day and write me something.
His Panther's Purrs
I'll keep this one clean I guess for now, but keep checking back in, as I write some of my erotica, I'll put teasers up here with the link to where I post my stories...
Have a great day y'all!!!
The Isle Of Old Fucks, Oops I Mean Old Folks
have ya ever been in line at a grocery store behind one of those old bitches, that claims she's shopped at the store longer than it even existed, and complains about every time i come here they got a new cashier and i gotta wait in line, bla bla bla, well, my answer to her old ass, is "were ya born a virgin or a professional at it, and further more the store hasn't been around a hundred years like your decrepit old ass has been, so shut the fuck up, and quit making the new cashier more nervous than they already are, and further more, if ya know who's new then either get the hell out of line and go to a cashier ya know, or have ya pissed all of them off with you sour ass attitude, or just get the hell out of line out of my damned way, the moral of the story we are all new to everything in life once. so if ya see one of these old fucks, i mean old folks in line bitchin, ask them "were ya born a virgin, or a professional at it?" that'll shut them the fuck up. robert if you shop
my life is so gay i hate it with a passion i just want to end cuz im tired of my family treating me the way they do and stuff like that and now i have my friends treating me the same way and i hate it with a passion that everyone has to judge people all the time by the way they act why dont they just get to know them first and then go from there
Got my Labret piercing today.Had it once before and had to take it out. SO now I've got it done again. The nose is next.
I'm Deleting Account
as soon as my vip ends jan 1st this account will be deleted ,this site filled with male whores and too much drama.
The winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time.
mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother.
she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and
Sir George's Blog
Ive been thinking if I should stay on Fubar or not? Everytime I log in, I dont get any mail, comments from my friends. Yes I know that I havent been a good friend myself as of lately?
But when I use the shout box to say hi to a friend and never get a response back for 30 or 40 mins. You ask yourself what happen between ya? I appreciate those who have left me a comment or bought a drink or a gift? I dont know anymore, seems with my luck, I cant get any of my friends to talk with me anymore? Did I do something wrong, did I not say the right things to you, did I not say I love you as my friend and how glad that we are?? So I think Im just gonna leave, because no one really cares on here. Im giving you my friends, a week to get too know me a little? ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT! I wanna know if anyone on my friends list truly cares to be Friends with me? So I leave it up to you if I should stay or not?
Lonesome ol me,
I sat on the porch
And started to swing
Remembering our talks
And what life would bring
Lots of thoughts
Ran through my mind
As the sun went away
And no longer shined
The clouds rolled in
The rain started to fall
hitting the ground
I stood up tall
I stepped off the porch
For a walk in the rain
The cleansing of my soul
The cleansing of my pain
Walking in the warm air
With the rain hitting my face
It was something so relaxing
As I walked at a slow pace
Splashing in puddles
Like a kid having fun
There's no better time to think
No better time to run
I welcome the rain
It's more than you know
Look at the beauty it brings
Look at how things grow
It's more than just water
That gets you wet
It's a chance to clear your mind
A chance you shouldn't forget
Take off your shoes
And let it go
For the soft mist of the rain
Will heal your soul
Aibo Is Back!
You heard that right, folks. Supposedly, AIBO is back... with a vengence. According to rumors, the fiesty-but-killed robo-dog from Sony is making a comeback with a new paintjob and whole slew of fresh features. First and foremost, the re-upped model will be tailored to interface wirelessly with your PSP and PS3, will have a built in headcam which utilizes a motion sensor and facial recognition, and can stream its POV video over WiFi to your system. In addition, you'll apparently get to remotely trigger the bot with your handheld and control its movements, plus you can set it to "guard" your house (though we're pretty sure most enterprising burglars will just turn the little dude on its side if provoked). Of course, right now this is speculation -- Stuff Magazine's piece on the subject (above) gives the rumored bot a 53-percent chance of becoming a reality -- but there certainly seems to be some meat behind these murmurs. C'mon Sony -- the pup deserves a second chance.
I'm so freaking bored- I'm not quite sure what to do on here? I'm a newbie so I don't know what to do...lol I'm tired of rating pictures
DEADWOOD, S.D. - A relaxing soak in a hot tub came to an abrupt end when Marlene Todd came eye to eye with a mountain lion in her backyard.
I was kind of hidden, sitting with my back up against the side of the tub, and I heard a little rustling sound in the needles right beside me," she said.
Todd said she thought it might have been her house cat until she saw "this big, tan, hairy body" just 4 inches away.
"I didn't realize what it was until it took a leap and jumped up on the side of my hot tub," Todd said.
The cougar was cornered somewhat because the deck stairs blocked its retreat. It would have to go up and over the hot tub.
"It just took a leap. It jumped on the side of the hot tub," Todd said of the Thursday morning encounter. "We locked eyes, and it kicked off of the hot tub and ran away. When it jumped, it flipped my robe into the hot tub."
She summoned Deadwood police, who surmised the big cat was stalking some deer in the neighborhood and may have been att
how can something so beautiful cause one so much pain, I loved her so much, and she said the same of me. but in the end love was not enough to keep us together. The immense love we shared evidently did not have the strength to keep us together, i was blind sided by the whole thing, everything revolved around her, i did everthing i could to hang on, but i learned to let it all go, the pain still lingers, but it shouldn't be hard to move on should it? there is so much to life out there to be depressed, so off i go to figure out my the rest of my life and hopefully meet some new and interesting, new and interesting meaning sick and twisted, people to enjoy the ride.
i'm getting irritated at how this site is and the way some people are here
there are too many me me's here, ie people who only think of themselves etc and don't return the goodwill gestures others do for them.
like most of my what i'll call normal friends and a few v.i.p's i will vote and comment on most new pics i see that they have put up etc. But there are some people who think that are too important to return rates/votes/comments.
How Men Think
How Men think...........
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room.
'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said,.................... 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked'.
What is the definition of pizza??....Why it's an abortion on toast sillies!.....Damn dudes!.......LMAO
Winter Solstice Ritual
Into the forest, lilones feet silently cross the barren woods. With only moonlight to guide her to the sacred space
she performed the rituals of the Wiccan seasons.
Tonight of all nights, she welcomed the winter season. Her thoughts were of the One she wished was there with her to celebrate
the Winter Solstice but knew it was not possible. But her fantasy and dreams were always filled of Him, her handsome Master.
lilone did not know if she shivered from the cold or from the thoughts of how her Master controlled her mind, spirit and body.
As she built the pyre for the bonfire to start her ritual for Winter Solstice, her thoughts were of his hands caressing the
cold skin of her nipples. His hands sliding between her soft sun- kissed thighs, roughly tearing away the wisp of panties
making her tremble with anticipation. She shook her head and trying to clear her mind of the erotic thoughts beginning to
over take her. Striking a match she lit the bonfire and the fire caught t
My Mother, My Lover,my Ocean
MY MOTHER, MY LOVER, MY OCEAN
I am often asked about her. About my obsession and what draws me into
her. She is my world, an ever consuming thought.
I love to listen to her when she's angry, her wild roar.
And when she's calm, I love to hear her whisper and show me her wonders
I love the smell in the early morning before she is disturbed.
The feeling of relief when she envelops me, wrapping her arms tightly
as her power washes over me.
The taste of salt running down my lips, the feeling of warmth that
As the waves come crashing down all around me.
To see her rushing forward, to slip underneath and feel her power.
There is no other place to be than right here at this hour.
To stroke and stroke till my arms tire,
She lifts me up and rescues me... my soul is on fire.
Gliding down...so smooth....so fast
I feel as if I'm falling, sliding down a blue pane of glass.
To feel alive with the spray on my face
water dripping down...oh, what a sweet taste.
Masters Of War By Bob Dylan
Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks
You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly
Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain
You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud
You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unn
Christmas Parties !!!
Christmas party 1
the 15th was the Christmas party for my main job Gold River Dist. Was held at the Ashland springs Inn. ( formaly known as the Marc Antony). Was kick in the Pants!!!!!!!!! all three Beer and wine ya can drink ( duh I work for a beer dist lol) Prime rib, salmon, chicken, kick ass sides, shrimp cocktail all you can eat......... won couple bottles of Italian chianti worth 50 bucks each. Afterwards some of us Walked down to the Black sheep and then i had a couple Irish car bombs and a Guiness milk shake. This coming friday is Christmas party 2 with my Fire Dept!!!!!!!! at the same place lol
Please I Need You!
I am in a Song of the year contest...please visitthis link ...listen to One of My New songs from my Album and place a vote if you like...Thanks...greggace
hey how do i make a skin
Our love is like a candle flame,
It burns hotter and hotter,
It burns prettier and prettier,
It burns more and more....
Then you blow it out...and the love is gone....
It disappears...fades away....
The candle loses whats best about it...
It loses its flame...its ignition to keep going....
It’s just gone, gone.....
I want to wish everyone a Happy Holiday's and a Happy New Year. I will also be taking a bit of time off from here and if you want to get in touch those who know how to get in touch with me by phone or IM's. I have been here off and on for a bit but now is a time for a big change in my life and if everything goes as planned it'll work out for the better. So I'll see you around and I hope everyone holidays are good and safe!
The Wishes Not Granted
I forgot to save the one I wrote on 12/23/2007, and I can't remember it so I'm writing another one.
TIRED OF BEING INSECURE, THINGS ARE NEVER WHAT THEY SEEM.
I LISTEN TO THE WORDS YOU TELL ME, AND WONDER WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN.
READING THINGS INTO YOUR PHRASES, THINGS THAT REALLY MAY NOT BE,
TWISTING THEM UNTIL THEY'RE BROKEN, BROKEN UP INSIDE OF ME.
BUT I WISH THAT THINGS WERE DIFFERENT, THAT I REALLY UNDERSTOOD,
THINGS I WISH I COULD HAVE CHANGED, IF I WENT BACK I KNOW I WOULD.
AND AS I SIT AND WRITE THIS FOR YOU, YOU WILL ONLY WONDER WHY,
YOU HAVE TO STAND AND WATCH ME CRUMBLE, WHILE THE LOVE INSIDE ME SLOWLY DIES.
I WISH THAT I COULD STAND AND TELL YOU, THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE OK,
I WISH THAT I COULD TRULY TELL YOU, THAT ALL THIS PAIN WILL GO AWAY.
I WISH THAT I COULD STAND AND TELL YOU, THAT THIS WON'T HAPPEN YET AGAIN,
I WISH BUT I CAN NEVER TELL YOU, THAT THIS MIGHT TRULY BE THE END.
WE SHOULD IN LIVE A FAIRYTALE, WITH CASTLES KINGS AND
So U Want The Day Off???
So you want the day off, lets take a look at what your asking for............There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hrours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available to work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!
At work today a co-worker asked me if I was ok because they havent heard a peep out of me. I usually am in everyones face making sure they're doing their job but lately I've been depressed about my ex dumping me for a man 13 days ago.
The mumm section on this site has been a great place for me to get out my aggressions. Im more angry than I am horny but I would like to fuck my pain away in the near future but the thought of fucking a guy that lies about him fucking guys makes my blood boil and I dont know if I can believe another guy again. My ex was always so anti-gay, well for man being gay anyway he loved for me to bring home girls for both of us to do. It was just an act.
Thats all I have to say for now. Im going back into the mumms.
Don't Cry To Me....
Don't cry to me, if you wanted me you would be here with me. If you want me come find me. I'm sick of all the lies, baby you are too late. Couldn't take the blame, must be exhausting to lose you own game. You never call me when you're free, you call when you know i'm gone. Just get your things, I've made up your mind.
Now that it's all said and done. The words you said when you left just left me out of breathe. I was bound to fall I was in way to deep, and let you get the best of me.
You took a hammer to these walls, drug the memories down the hall. All I did was stand there, watch you leave and there was nothing else I could say. I never saw it coming, never thought I would doubt you. I should have started running a long time ago.
Here I am putting my heart back together. I got over you.
I was running with my head spinning around. Everything is a blurr. To late I didn't see it coming, there you are, I crashed into you. I couldn't stop myself I wanted to know how it felt.
hey all just wanted to tell everyone that i will be closin down my page one here, i LOVED meeting all the new peeps i have met on here, so thanks again and if any of you still want to keep in contact with me you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or look for me on myspace under dj notorious.. hope to hear from at least a few of you...
It's raining again. I love it when it rains. Torrential downpour to match my torrential passion, the fervor, the fever that keeps me pulsing and pacing and racing to touch you. Imagining your skin beaded up and tense with longing, covered in sliding drops of wet, sliding the way my tongue does over your supple muscles and pert nipples. Sliding the way I do back into love with you whenever I catch that smile in your eyes, that evil grin, that subtle smirk. Drip. Drip. I make my brain remember rain, as if it could replace the pain. Drip. Drip. Every fiber of me pulling towards the punishment you give, hot wax forging a trail along my tender naked skin. Blisters are kisses in relief.
The air is thick with your scent. Even blind I could follow your path, and drown in the pheromones of your dark presence. Your iron grip smells of power like my weakening flesh smells of fear. I know it excites you to feel me give in. And it enraptures me to be wrapped up in your energy, at the mercy of yo
Pasties For Two
"Oh, that tickles!" Annie giggled.
"It tickles now but you’re going to be groaning when it’s time to take them off. Now hold still." At 22, Belinda was three years older than Annie and she often took the attitude of stern older sister. They were from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, and when Annie moved to Boston to start an independent life, she looked up her old neighbor Belinda. After living in Boston for several years, Belinda was glad to help her young friend.
"Annie, I wish you would take a job in a store or an office. I feel bad that you’re doing this topless dancing with me. Your parents would kill me if they knew I had helped you get a gig in this dive."
Annie had been accepted to study in a prestigious nursing school. "I’ve got three months before the course begins," she had told Belinda, "three months in which to make enough money to feed myself all year. Please, isn’t there an opening at the place where you’re dancing"
As a painter, Belinda was not yet sufficiently est
Come Visit Us
ive got a place for u all to visit please just check it out for me this is a great place to be and we definitely need good ppl http://ptrewards.com/r/16a71a7c091d102b919d
do you like to be on top or bottom
Lyrics I Like
Bet you thought that i'd be broken.
Mascara streakin' down my cheek.
Devastated, out the door way;
In a daze, a state of disbelief.
I bet you liked that; seeing me get mad.
but, baby i wont satisfy your need.
i've already been there, done that.
I'll be fine, even if you leave.
ahh ha ha ha ahh oh
i dont need you anymore;
ahh ha ha ha ahh oh
and don't you know,
That You, were the one that made me strong;
you made me stand up on my own,
with every cruel intention, you helped me find my
yeah it's all because of you,
that i have the strength i do,
to turn my pain to passion, instead of crashin'.
Boy i'm thankin' you.
ahh ha ha ha ahh oh
Boy i'm thankin' you.
ahh ha ha ha ahh oh
Thinking back on how you changed me,
everytime, you tried to put me down.
even though you really hurt me,
underneath, myself is what i found.
so take a look inside these eyes now,
and say the things you want to say to me.
cuz i've already spread my wings out;
Towards The End
when you wake everyday and wonder why the pain and torture of life. A distant light slowly appears in the form of a star in the farthest reaches of your mind. Soon you notice that that star gets a bit larger every passing day until one day you pay notice to it. pondering what this Bright light is. You start to notice the peace and tranquility that this bright light offers to you. Inside you feel warm and painless in the presence of this light as it grows larger and comes nearer.
What can this light in my mind be? I feel I want to go there. nothing matters much anymore as this light gets closer.
Is this a calling? am I to get there somehow? or is this a place for me to find my peace of mind for a moment from the sanity of life.
Everyday it gets closer and brighter. I am wanting it more than my waking days.
I feel soon that I have to offer myself to the light whether it be in soul or mind.
It looks like a very peaceful place to go now
I look forward to looking into this lig
A Critique Of Wiccan And Other Neo-pagan Disclaimers About Satanism
by Diane Vera
Copyright © 1994 by Diane Vera. All rights reserved.
Nearly every introductory book or article on Wicca contains a "We're Not Satanists!" disclaimer. And it is indeed true that Wicca Is Not Satanism. But the disclaimers are often otherwise inaccurate. Either they misrepresent Satanism, or they make highly-questionable claims about Wicca's own history. And I am quite irritated by the "Please don't persecute US, but it's OK if you go get THEM!" undertone of the typical not-Satanists disclaimer.
Here are some of the more common inaccuracies:
1. "We're not Satanists; we don't sacrifice babies."
2. "We're not Satanists; we don't worship Evil. We reject Christian-style Good-vs.-Evil dualism."
3. "We can't possibly be Satanists, because we're not Christian. Satanism is a form of Christianity. Satanism is a Christian heresy."
4. "Wicca is The Old Religion. Christians and Satanists are just johnny-come-latelies."
5. "Witchcraft has nothing to do
I Want Her
I met this girl from messenger and she invited me to join Fubar. I like her a lot and I want to call her but she won't give me her number. She says she is interested in someone and she wouldn't feel right giving her number to me. Should I give up and move on or keep trying to get her number?
I have been on this site for less than a week and I have already noticed the large amount of fucking females who seem to think they MUST have a high rating in order to feel good about themselves. I personally have been rated everything from a 1 to a 11 and have just not thought twice. WTF is up with this shit. Why the fuck do females have to be validiated by CyberSpace???? I'm sorry but my fiance is all the validation I need and seriously am debating NOT recommending this site to my friends. Can someone PLEASE help me understand why females are like this????
Ya Ever Notice?
Ok here is my beef. Some women on here that are infamous have hot bodies but one jack up mug. I really don't get it. I would sit there masterbate all over the body but not even kiss them lips. That when it his me. Do hot bodies really compensate for a jack up grill?~x
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee.
> So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open.I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house.
> If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know.
> Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more.
> Semper Fidelis.
> Sgt. Howard C. Wright
> 1st Force Recon Co
> 1st Plt PLT
> PLEASE DON'T DELE
COME HIT ME UP BOYS I LUV TO SWALLOW HOT JIZZ
To Anyone With Children Please Read!!!!!
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening:
This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo
This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo
This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL
This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo
This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story.
Also, please repost this in your bulletins,
If you'd like to tell your story please let us know through message only.
if you'd like to post a warning for the other ladies...
send more info through message & it helps if you have proof.
and we'll post a blog for you along with your link.
Remember were here to help & support. Not to create drama or for revenge.
if you have any ideas to suggest..were also accepting them.
10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me,
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around,
And the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you,
Not even close…
Not even a little bit…
Not even at all.
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yoursselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends becuase the man was no
>If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if some web sites could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible. This has to be stopped.Please repost this to your bulletin. All you have to do is press reply to poster and copy the codes.
Got back from 3 days in sin city yesterday. Believe it or not I was down there for classes, not for the nudie shows,topless bars, whore houses, or the casinos lol. Okay I did play the slots a little. Classes were intense like Basic Training but with better food. I did get a chance to have a few Drinks @ Coyote ugly at the New York New York casino. Have downloaded pics from casino row and CU!! hope everyone is having a good day!!!
101 Rules of Hardcore
1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show, only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
8) Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore
Dumb Ass Ppl
Ok here I go you dun pissed me off, who ever is startin there shit. Listen, I am fuckin single and who ever I talk to is none of your fuckin business. So fuckin what if I talk an old friend of mine, if dont like it tuff shit deal with it and when i find out who u r, u r erased from my life. Peace Out Bitches.
Auction For Blue Lounge
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All About Leo's
July 23 - August 23
Quality: Fixed, a sign that provides consistency
Motto: “I create”
Planetary Ruler: The Sun, the planet of warmth and self-expression
Sun’s Influence: Extroverted Leos radiate warmth and creativity without even trying. These fiery folks want to share their passions with the world—and have the world applaud. When properly channeled, Leo energy creates excitement and sets social trends. Misused, this sign’s quest for self-expression becomes a shallow or dictatorial quest for attention.
Lion’s Influence: Like Lions, folks born under this sign roar loudly and often. They skip subtlety and make grand entrances, demand adoration, and relish life in the limelight. They love luxury and aren’t afraid of coming off as vain—in fact, they want everyone to know that only the best is good enough for them. They encourage others to play and indulge in life’s pleasures. These big-hearted folks love parties and drama, and wear th
Across the floor in the hand of where we drove the drill
a cautious ear to the mouth of your confession
think of all the things we put him through
in the face of his god would he tell the truth?
still recorded were the words that dribbled out his kiss
when eyes go blind in this man of what could once become
sever the limbs off his torso in sleep
and burn what remains so the world may now see
no longer...will we wait for your answers
back to the hell where you've come from
think of all the times you've once had
write them in a letter that says goodbye
you'll listen to reason while you're face down in the dirt
you'll stomach the hurt and break for him here just how much he's worth
slowly discarded were the remains of his lonely youth
among the alley where the dwellers scare to notice
picture a young boy in pieces and streets with leveled malfunctions
no name to be called redeemer
We'll fix him restore him...with the love is no other
think of all the things you di
Wish On A Star
Red Sky At Night
A beautiful crimson red sky at night,
as all the stars begin to shine so bright,
as you wait for your special star to shine,
a wish that you want flows through your head,
you hope to get your wish,
because there are others who wish you dead,
a silver blade dripping with red,
a knife in your heart,
a bullet to your head.
Some may find this really cool, however, I find it rather gross. I am not into blood and guts or gothic stuff. Maybe this is another reason why I feel this site is not for me. Still concidering on leaving. Stay if you want, but I'm leaving.
The Wisdom Of Knowing The Truth
We say we are free thinkers of ourselfs but in the truth of this matter, is that some of us let other people control what we say and do. These People are called the controled. If someone tells you what to say how to think how to feel or even what to say, you are Controled. If you have the ablitey of Speaking your own mind and no one elses than you are the Free thinker. You are your own person and doesn't let anyone control you. A free thinker can be anyone that give them self the ablitey to do what ever they want to do. The Controled doesn't have that ablitey they are just told what to do and how to be. There is about 75% of free thinkers and 25% of the controled if you just thinking about it. We say we aren't controled but most of us are and don't want to see it.
Back From The Trip!
Ok I am back from the long trip. Over a month. 15,000 miles later. What a blast!
Seen the sights, met the people and drove the miles. Lots of photos in the photo section. I have more but they are not all gonna be put up since there are hundreds!
I know that there are only two people on this list that missed me but just so yall know that I missed getting on here and making trouble!
Have a great week and hopefully I will see ya'll later!
guys really piss me off sumtimz!they say i love u and neva wanna b w/o u but then they can go off and fuck anotha gurl or not call 4 a cuple of days and xpect everythin 2 b all good! im not ur damn bitch so the sooner they get tht through their fuckin heads the betta cuz their not the only one out there!
Ups And Downs
Life has it's ups and downs and so does my interests. To be quite frank about it, I am losing my interest in this site. I found it quite amusing months ago when activity was high, but to be honest, I have not been visiting this site very much lately. Upon the occasion that I do decide to stop by the most I ever find are messages from the lounge owners requesting that i come and join the "fun", woo-haa. Not entirely interested, sorry. I will still give it some time to make up my final decision, but I am heavily considering deleting my account. The fun is gone and the interest is lost. Maybe someone out here in fu-land can help me change my mind, but to be honest, I doubt that there is anyone who could really care less if I leave. NO, I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A PITY PARTY, IT IS JUST A FACT OF LIFE AND I CAN LIVE WITH IT. Till next time, when ever that may be.
Letter Supporting Our Troops
A lot of good stuff here. We need to remember who we are and what our country
stands for. Think about that, too when you go to vote this year. And I'm sure
you will be voting.
Letter from one 'Angry Woman'I don't know who wrote it but they should have
signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by
a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.
'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by
Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people
from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in
downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field
in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or
crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an
overworked American soldi
Finally did it, be proud of me, I was accepted into Rhodes state college, I'm excited as hell. I can't wait. Wish me luck, and keep me in ur prayers.
I though ill be nice to my boyfriend to day and clean his house for him wile he was at work. well i desided hey lets move are room around lmao. well i went and was moveing the bed and put the boxspraing agent the wall. thanking hey it wont fall. well i sat on the floor cleaning under it and look up and bam it landed on my lag. outch damn did that hurt! i cryed cause it hurt so bad. and it started swealing up. so i went see if we got ice nope, we didnt! we have vegitables lmao, so i put that on there it went down but the pain shoot up my lag still so i toke ibprofen and called my mom see if maybe i should get it cheaked but my bf came home and looked at it and said if the sweling dont go down he take me the er tomorrow. sucks. though do something great and get hurt wile doing it! but thats my life. well im gonna go lata!
Cheer For Blue
Love being a part of my daughters life... She keeps me young at heart..... THought I'd share her video. Some of you may not even care, but I love watching her!!
Att: Help Wanted..not A Joke!!!
ATT: HELP WANTED----THIS IS FOR REAL, NOT A JOKE!!!
I AM LOOKING FOR A PERSON OR TWO WHO WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A FEW EXRTA BUX A WEEK.
TAKING ME BACK A FARTH TO WORK,
PICK ME UP AT MY HOUSE DROP ME OFF AT WORK AND VISVERSA,
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LOL..I KNOW IT'S FUNNY BUT I DO NOT HAVE A CAR AND CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOOSE THIS JOB.
I WORK DURING THE DAY 7 DAYS A WEEK MOSTLY, BUT CAN RESCH. MY HOURS IF NEEDED.
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PAYDAY IS EVERY SAT.!
ANY QUESTION, OR INTERESTS PLEASE MESS. ME....THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Valentines Day, what does that really mean? Does it mean to love for one day or love forever? We all have a special someone we would like say it to and mean it from our hearts, but we also have that someone we cant say it to. Yeah i knw it hurts, but we live and learn. If ur reading this, take the time to remember all the times that person said something to you and think if it has any meaning today. I knw i have 1 person i would love to say it to, but i doubt that person would even listen. If ur reading this tell the person ur with u LOVE them and mean it.
Things About Me.
3 parts understanding
2 parts warmth
1 part fascination
Splash of flair
Finish off with a little umbrella and straw.
The fool is the card of infinite possibilities.
The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he needs to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack.
He is on his way to a brand new beggining.
But the card carries a little bark of warning as well.
Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.
Hell Hath Frozen Over
So what's up peoples? Nada here. I'm in Iraq, chillin. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Jonathan and I'm with the 5th Special Forces Group, out of Fort Campbell, Kentucky. I enjoy long talks, romantic walks on the... What the fuck am I saying? No I dont! Hahaha... I'm a cool person to be around, the light of EVERY one's life, my mother's son. For those of you who do know me, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??? Its been about 4 months since I blogged, normally its on Yahoo 360 (360.yahoo.com, SN valkyre68) figured I'd give my devoted followers something to read today. Its 4:20 am, (coincidence I swear to God) and all is quiet on the Western Front. It snowed here two weeks ago. I guess it was the first time in 26 years. I bet them insurgents were saying "What the fuck is that shit? Today isn't a good day to fuck with the Americans, Muhammad is pissed." Hahaha... I'm sorry, was that considered offensive content? Oh well. This site is free, no sweat off my back... Shit is mellow
Yep, I'm Here.
I got suckered into joining Fubar. Yes, I know. I'm being a cynical jerk again. But serious, seems pretty cool...plus I get to look at nice racks for free. =P
come join the fun at Scooter bar tell them rocknrob sent you
it is the best lounge on fubar playing your favorite rock and metal. And the funnest people you will ever meet
click on this link
F ---- In Whores
I've been with this girl since july she tells me she loves me and she care so much about me today i found out she been fuckin two other guys what a sucker i am i just fell like going on a whoring rampage and have sex w/t the first girl i can find......any taker or any advise
My Rules - Read Them & Love Them
These Are My Rules, Read them, live them, love them. I don't care what your opinion is so if you have one keep it to your damn self, and we'll be good.
1. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SALUTE NO ADD. Don't send me a message saying your salute in the process of being accepted, don't say well I'll put one up soon.
*I have a program that I can use to authenticate a picture. What does that mean it means, I can upload your or anyones picture into it and let it run its analysis and it'll tell me if there's been any photographic editing.
2. I have yahoo, I have MSN and I have AOL, if I give you my screen name for any of them that obviously means your allowed to talk to me there.
A. I have a webcam, but unless I know you don't bother to ask to view it, if I have it on. If you do I will simply delete you and block you.
3. I have A few private pictures, again if you notice I don't have any family members, which obviously means that if you can't view family only pictures then your not
Search For Baby Killer
Thought i post this video myself , saves going through other sites
Find more videos like this on voteforstuff
PLEASE READ - this is for ..
I Love Sporks
Please use this pic in ur default to show support, u may rip it or save and re-upload it. thanks to Juicy the bouncer for making it ...
she writes in her original bulletin ...
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere
please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488
please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it
thank you everyon
Im Leaving Fubar!!!
Just wanted to let all you know that I am leaving Fubar.
It has been a real pleasure meeting so many lovely people.
Take good care of yourselves
xxx Mwah xxx
ive tried and tried, and i know most everyone who reads this(if anyone reads it), is going to say this idiot whines alot. that's fine, think whatever the fuk u want. i don't really give a rats ass. furthermore, i appoligize for nothing. most of u ppl on here r on here for nasty shit anyway, and to u i say stay the fuk off my page. if u cant see fit to respect me or what im about get the hell away from my shit.
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove
by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your
cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to
I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my
friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old coats and
gloves to those that had none.
I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted
into my lane.
I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe
I saw you, reading th
Food And Restaurants
By Shanti Rangwani
The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a creamy layer of mucus, live bacteria, and pus.
Got milk? If not, then thank your lucky stars. Because if you do, medical research shows that you are likely to be plagued by anemia, migraine, bloating, gas, indigestion, asthma, prostate cancer, and a host of potentially fatal allergies--especially if you are a person of color.
Ignoring this, the government declares that milk is essential to good health, subsidizes the milk industry to the tune of billions of dollars, and requires milk in its public school lunch programs. And celebrity shills sporting milk mustaches tell us that milk is rich in proteins, calcium, and vitamins--and very cool to boot.
They forget to tell you about the dangers lurking in that innocuous-looking glass of white. Once criticized only by naturopaths and vegans, now the health effects of milk are being decried by many mainstream doctors. The supposedly hip milk mustache is actually a
What's It Take?
I attended a very, very sad funeral yesterday. Not that all funerals aren't sad, but usually when we attend a funeral it is for someone who has lived a very long and full filling life. This was different. My friend was taken in a tragic accident last week. He was just 25. He left behind a 23 year wife, 2 3 year old twin daughters and a 8 month old son. The minister said something very profound yesterday during the service that just made me think about all of the things I take for granted. Why does it take losing someone for us to realize that what we have??? Its so true. I came home and told the kids how much I loved them and my BF also. I called my mom and my siblings and did the same. So, my question is this: is it not because we are taking things for granted or have we just let things get so far our of hand that we don't have the time to just tell our loved ones how much they mean???
Why does it hurt so bad
to lose something I never had
To have these feelings and nothing to do
just sit around and wait for you
Why is it so hard to move on
knowing what we had is gone
Is there a place where happiness is
Even though there's still a fizz
In my soul when you are around
your name is a beautiful sound
Now all I can do is wonder
I lost it all in one little blunder
By not telling you how I really feel
trying to act like its no big deal
Now I know the nature of my errors
I just wish I could get rid of my cares
Yet I can't now my heart won't let me
get rid of a person who fills me with glee
Just by hearing her sweet name
Knowing my feelings are still the same
I must move on to a new life
Leaving behind my feelings and the strife
I am only human and I am weak
But for you there was a beautiful streak
I would do anything to repent the day
When you hung on my words waiting to say
What I really wanted from you
I chose the wrong words for an excuse
Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste. In the Christian religions, it is considered a sin because of the excessive desire for food, or its withholding from the needy.
Depending on the culture, it can be seen as either a vice or a sign of status. Where food is relatively scarce, being able to eat well might be something to take pride in (although this can also result in a moral backlash when confronted with the reality of those less fortunate). Where food is routinely plentiful, it may be considered a sign of self control to resist the temptation to over-indulge.
Medieval Church leaders (e.g., Thomas Aquinas) took a more expansive view of gluttony (Okholm 2000), arguing that it could also include an obsessive anticipation of meals, and the constant eating of delicacies and excessively costly foods. He went so far as to prepare a list of six ways to commit glu
Greed (or avarice) is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote that greed was "a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated too much on earthly thoughts. "Avarice" is more of a blanket term that can describe many other examples of greedy behavior. These include disloyalty, deliberate betrayal, or treason, especially for personal gain, for example through bribery. Scavenging and hoarding of materials or objects, theft and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include Simony, where one profits from soliciting goods within the actual confines of a church.
A Beautiful Mess *~*~South
Dirty Poem : Magic Trick
Abracadabra here comes my cock
it's long and it's strong
and it's hard as a rock
he, is a monster
he has one eye
he wears a helmet and likes eating pie
his name is Big Willy,
but you call him Dick
he wears a jumpsuit
so he won't get sick
he pokes into pussy
and plays in the dirt
when he gets excited
he lets out a squirt
he carries a sack
holding his jewels
lick on them softly
and Big Willy drools
he pumps like a piston
and loves to get wet
but when I am lonely
my hands all he gets ... damnit!
Dirty Joke: Dumbass Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but
Dirty Joke : What Starts With An F And Ends With A K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr
Ive lost someone. Someone I hoped that it could go farther with. Sure Las Vegas is far away from me but, I was planning to come out there, but now there doesnt seem to be a point to that idea anymore. Sure, Im happy that she has someone now, but why not still talk to me. I thought I had found someone beyond just...well...whatever i guess.
Goodbye, Ill cherish the memory of the conversations we had. I really hope your truly happy at least for the moment,but my hearts hurt by this abrupt desertion...
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Down Home Squirrel Porn Blues
Roses are red, but violets aren't blue
And roses aren't always red
Sometimes they are yellow, or white
Roses smell nice, I put some
rose petals in the ashtray of my car
No one smokes in there, and
if they did, they could ash out the window
Why Is It
why is every time i fall for someone, i start flirt with them some ass hole trys take them from me! Then dumb ass turns round asked me what i do to piss you off!!
Why is it - when someone knows you like that person all ways seem try take that person way from you when you tell them back off get all pissie! when they know u have been flirting with them 1st.
Some times just want give up, say hell with it, maybe am not supposed fall love let all the ass holes take everything from me! but so damn tired everyone taken things way from me that i love and care about!!!
So if have fight for the person i love then i will, if they like it fuckem!
Ok, so I have been in school for work. I have been a level one certified. The highest level you can achieve is nace certified level 3.
That means taking final exams after school, a practicle exam and a groooling 3 hour peer review oral exam.
Today I passed them all! WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiding Under Your Bed!
... if I would get more attention if my profile name were something a little more egotistical, perhaps advertising the dimensions of my penis, or maybe headlining my prowess in bed. Maybe if my name was "GODZILLADONG" or "Big Dick McFuckalotty" or "FUCKSFORDAYS," I'd get more action.
I dunno, I always something like that was a touch over-the-top, maybe even juvenile.
2 All People
i don't have any pic's at the moment to put on my profile but when i do you'll know.
Live Cam On My Page
Hi i just wanna let everyone know that i have a cam on my profile page and also in my lounge...so see you all there oh yeah here is the lounge linkhttp://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55163
or go to my lounges on my page and click 2nd lounge hugs see ya there!!!!!
I went sky diving for the first time in my life on president's day, Monday. This is an experience I knew I had to try at least once. So now I can cross it off yay. The dive itself was short, only about seven minutes, but I'll remember it for so much longer. Looking down out of that plane 12,000 ft. to the ground I first thought I must have been crazy. But then my tandem instructor jumped and I at first felt hella scared looking down at Earth and moving so damn fast.
All I could do during the first 30 seconds was psych myself up by saying "he will pull the chute, he will pull the chute" then I calmed down and we spun around for the remaining 30 seconds of the freefall. That was the most exciting moment of my life!
I remember spinning with the chute open, but it just wasn't the same. Mandy Moore introduced sky diving to us on a video. She's so pretty.
Worth the money? Yes it is. Now I just need to complete my education so I can get a high enough paying job to afford all these extreme
So the last month or so has been pretty shitty, mid January my grandma on my dads say passed away from cancer and then this past Sunday, Feb 17th, my grandma on my moms side passed away. So yeah, its been pretty rough and crappy. They both lived far from me, one in California and the other in Virginia, and I hadn't seen either of them for a few years, but they were my grandmas and now I'll not be able to see them again. I didn't realize how hard I would take their deaths until they died. Anyway, it just sucks and I wanted to say something about them. Rest in peace grandmas, love you!
It wasn't the first time it had happened. He had been left in a crib in a room above Annie Bird's Tavern again for hours crying to be held, changed, fed, and most of all loved. His hair was so blonde that it disappeared against his scalp. His eyes were a beautiful color of green now surrounded by angry redness. The eighteen month old's mother, Dorothy, was downstairs in the tavern drinking her fill in the middle of the day while his father, Kenny, was working on transmissions in a garage in town.
The mattress in the baby bed had been torn. Tufts of the inside of the mattress were spread all over the crib. His little fists were full of the cotton that he had torn out of the mattress that he had been in for so long, alone.
Dorothy wasn't taking care of him. By day she would frequent Annie Bird's Tavern, by night she was a whore at The Bordello above which she lived. It wasn't just a job anymore. It had become a way of life. Yet, she loved Kenny; or so she said. He had been created
My Thoughts,feeling,and Opinions
You know something I found out that friends,Good friends never exist in this world.No matter what kind wither it be a girlfriend,and boyfriend,or just a plain friend in my opinion they never exist.No matter how good you are to them it will always end up breaking your heart.How do i know this?Cause i used to have friends,now i have none in this world.I live my life being alone.even in school i was what people call a lone wolf.Eating my lunches alone,doing my work alone,passing my classes,and failing them alone.Never had a girlfriend,so i never went to the prom.Also i graduated alone.not even my family came to see me walk the stage,and get my diploma.Hell right now i feel lonely.Maybe i was intended to just be alone in my house drawing.For one day i just wish i could go back and change my way of living.Being a good person,and haveing friends around.Well thats all i gotta say here.like a song i heard from a black person name seal.Lonelines can be a killer.Later people.
Not sure really what to blog about, but I thought I'd throw a few thoughts down here...
My cousin the Goddess invited me here. So far so good...people have been nice & I do appreciate it. Still trying to get the hang of this, but I've been told the more I click around the easier it gets.
Thanx to Jessica (Dreamora_Daimon) for the nice picture comments, and thanx to everyone for leaving me a few comments on the page. I'm really so used to MySpace...my friends adore me there. It'll be cool to make a few more friends on here.
I'm an open book, so if there's ever anything you wanna know about me, feel free to ask.
It's a lazy Sunday, so I'll be back to visit my page & see a few more of you fine folks...
Until then, Peace...
Love Starts With A Smile
LOVE starts with a SMILE,
Grows with a Kiss,
And ends with a TEAR
DON'T Cry over anyone
Who won't cry ever you
Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
HARDER to leave,
And impossible to forget
U can only go far as U Push
Actions speak louder then words
The HARDEST thing to do
Is watch the one love,
Love someday body else
DON'T let past hold U back,
You're missing the good stuff
If U don't look around
Once in a while U might miss it.
A Best Friend
Is like a 4 leaf clover,
HARD TO FIND
And LUCKY TO HAVE
Make he world SPEACIAL
Just be being in it.
Are the siblings
God forgot to give us
When it HURTS to look back
And u'er SCARED to lok ahead,
U can look beside U
And Uri BEST FRIEND
Will always be there for U
TRUE FRIENDSHIPS are FOREVER.
Good friends are like STARS
U don't always see them,
But U know they are ALWAYS THERE.
U never know
Who so falling in love with UR smile
my life just sucks. i have to choose between my job and school. i need both. i guess thats what happens when you work for the state of oregon.
I Come With A Past
I have a past here on fubar, i have had several accounts, my last being http://fubar.com/user/498003.
In the past, I wasnt always tolernate of others, being critical of others beliefs, appearances, ideals, ideas, etc---you get the point.
Hurricane Katrina came along and straightened me up quite a bit, and then I got a job offer that would lead me to being changed more.
At the grocery store where I work, I noticed a lady coming in, sometimes four and five times a day. She was very outgoing, but also prone to outburts at times, being slightly out there in some ways.
I started dating her, and learned she had become the person that she is due to an accident a week before her 17th birthday.......i should mention that she was born in june 1969 and myself may 1970, so she was always the older lady lol.
She had gone horse riding with a friend, and the horse she was on threw her, and then trampled her several times, sending her into a coma for 1 year.
She somewhat recovered, b
Well whats to say my Family and friends back home in Boston, Lincoln, Stickney and Scunthorpe lastnight where up with screaming children thinking there had been a huge explosion.
When infact just a few miles away in Market Rasen
there had been a 5.2 Earthquake at 12.55am this morning!
People have been calling me all through the night telling me whats happend and asking me if we felt it? when all i could say as NO! i went to bed at 12.40am and was out like a light. Although other neighbours of mine claim to have been woken by a rumble under there beds lol my sister rang and was convinced they had a poltiguised lol :) made me laugh have to say.
well not to much damage has been caused so well done all of you.
Dont try it on with the insurance company because we all know it hasnt caused your car to suddenly need a new paint job or for your kitchen cabbinets to collapse hahahahaha
Stay safe peeps
Peace and light
Okay, it has come to my attention that there are some jealous people on here. when you go to rate their pics, other guys get jealous and lie on you saying that you are flagging them....bullshit. that is the one way to lose friends on here. so if any of you guys come across a "mrhumpy" from IL, block his god damn ass. thanks to him i lost about 20 friends on here because of his stupidity and jealousy. so please if any of you guys are dear friends of mine block this S.O.B. i be damn if someone as immature as this ass makes me lose anymore friends. pass the word. PLEASE and watch out for this asshole.
Hey everyone! How you all doing? I hope great! I just want to say thanks to everybody who has helped me out. My photo background will probably change fifteen times untill I download the right one lol! Anybody thats needs help with points,ratings,or wants to just chat stop by my profile and say hey!
A Plush Seat
I knew the instant I saw him that he was in the mood. It was obvious by the heated expression, the way his eyes travelled across my body, slowly undressing me in his mind. Oh yes, he was in the mood, I thought, as my own eyes noticed how his trousers were bulging from the erection already forming. And I knew just how to please him. After several years together, I had come to read his moods and desires quite accurately. This was no quickie that he was seeking.
No, this was a slow tease. A dance, if you will. I smiled as I began unbuttoning my blouse, slowly, as I dropped my briefcase and coat by the door. By the time I had hit the living room, my blouse was hanging all the way open. Neither of us made any move towards the other. Instead, he leaned back in his seat on the couch, making a deliberate move to get more comfortable right where he was, and telling me with his eyes that he very much enjoying the show.
I turned my back to him and made myself a drink at the bar. As I sippe
Nothing is more better than seeing the smile on ur baby and hearing the laugh of you child. Thats part of being a mom I love the most.
people its been fun but im done i luv my sexy wife and i dont have time anymore so later peace im outta here!felon
First Time Sex-joke!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time . The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! " The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy qu
i am a new person on this fubar because a very close friend of mine showed me what the deal was and it was cool so i am here now really dont know what to do or say but i am working on it...
i am hailed from new orleand lousiana but reside in wilkes barre pa i am a new daddy for 9 months and loveing it i just wanna say whats up out there to whoever is reading
Don't Forget The Angry White Man
In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man
February 9, 2008
There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates — a woman and an African-American — while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.
Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rura
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?
For All The Hotties Who Hate...
Ah! I just wanted a collection of those who felt it necessary to read such a blog...
Seems there are some on here who are always feeling like someone is invading their "space" or their "property". (I laugh ... )
For one, there isn't any such thing in the net-world... there isn't any privacy. I don't give a damn how well you think your shit is protected. I don't care what controversial debate this topic alone brings into action ~ The truth is in the net-world, anyone can be anyone and everyone is up for grabs ... for the moments they choose to linger in them --- online!
Don't like that fact, get off the damn net! Feel like your heart is breaking? Feel like someone's constantly letting you down... well then perhaps you need to reconsider your priorities and again, remain off the net.
I am blessed and I will share details of that with some. I have a great fucked up life and I may show that for you to see from time to time. I may leave little hints that indicate a message to "
if u want to see the nude pic that i have just be my friend
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Sitting there so handsome
Body so masculine
Standing before you
Heart begins to race
The room dimly lit
Images from the television
Dance light and color around the room
Kneeling before you
Sliding between those thighs
Moving in close
The smell of your cologne draws me in
Inches from your neck
Inhaling deep to take you in
Lips quivering so close to the skin
Hearts so close, beating as one
Your hand brushes the hair from my face
The gentle touch sending shivers down my spine
Cheeks so close now
Warm breathe across my ear
Senses on alert
Body excited with anticipation
The almost touch of skin on skin
Heightens the lust, the desire
Bringing heat to the passion within
This moment lasts
With skin almost touching skin
Another day passes by.
Another attempt at love remains unrequited.
Why do I even bother?
I should have learned from the past.
I am but a statue, impervious to love.
This punctured heart is mine,
Becomes a handful of dust.
Dust. Hope has now wilted away,
Wilted. Along with these dreams
That became emptiness.
A final exit becomes clear, I am self destructive.
A product of this solitude, I am riddled with shards.
One simple wish now dies.
Was my request so great?
One simple wish now dies.
Once again I drown in its denial.
Was it so complicated?
Once again. I've been spit upon.
Taken with a grain of salt, my life is.
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If I Was Your Girlfriend
1.) How many times a day would you kiss me?
2.) Would you call me?
3.) Would you have sex with me?
4.) Would you take me places?
5.) Would you love me?
6.) Would you lie to me?
7.) If I was sick what would you do?
8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends?
9.) Want to have a future with me?
10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them?
11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad?
12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out?
13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends?
14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do?
15.) If we dated and broke up, would you want me back?
16.) If I gave you my heart what would you do?
17.) If I said I loved you would you say it back?
18.) How much do you like me 1-10?
19.) How do you feel about me?
Thinking About It....
Well most of you don't know, but my g/f and i are a little interested in some extracaricular activities.....
so we talked about it and joined a so-called dating site.... even added a few pics of some body parts...
but if you don't pay for it... you can't really talk to anyone on there.... so i decided to ask my friends here on Fubar....
should we post the pics here instead and try to find her a playmate? or should we just say fuck it and pay the cash????
it also said that if we promoted the site and got people to click a link we would get points good toward one free month. but it takes 2200 points and all i got is 200. so i think that that is pointless...
if you have an account on there hit us up...
here is the link to us...
What To Do
Ok so here is the deal.
Two people have been in a relationship for 8 years. They met when they were teens and have 1 child. They have never married and have no plans to. They have walked out on each other and have fought like cats and dogs many many times but always go back to each other even after trying new relationships. Do you think this couple should stay together because they were just working through the stages of a relationship or should they seperate and move on because they are not meant for each other?
please comment freely
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Good Morning Revival
I would love to purchase your iPhone product to replace my current phone. However, you have a five year exclusive contract with AT&T. This means the iPhone won't be available on any other provider until 2012. Generally looked at as the worst of the "big three", AT&T is an absolutely horrible service provider that I used myself for over a year. I currently use T-Mobile, which is far better, and I would like to use the iPhone with them.
In case you're not aware of how much I dislike AT&T, let me explain. Let's say I opened up the rotting head of Anna Nicole Smith, filled it with cow dung, pissed in it, and put my T-Mobile SIM card in her eye socket. I would get better service making a phone call with her waste-filled head than I would with an AT&T phone.
You see, I am currently looking to replace my current phone, the Sidekick iD. While your scene whore friends may tell you differently, the fact of the matter is that the Sidekick iD is a very poorly made phone. It lo
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Realizing Things About.....
they never really ever stick. you can do just one thing wrong in protection of yourself and they will just disappear into nothing and not speak to you for a long time, if ever again. then there are the ones you have for a short time, think that they will last no matter where you end up, and yet, you dont hear from them but maybe once or twice in a couple of months. i dont think i have ever really had a true friend, the people i meet in class seem to be better friends than most ive had with the exception of one or two. for right now and probably forever my only true best friend will be my husband. ive realized you really cant count on anyone and that for people like me, life is pretty lonely and boring.
I Live By These Bible Scriptures
1. Genesis- Chapters 3, 4:1-13, 2:21-25 & 19:1-30
2. Leviticus- Chapter 18
3. Deuteronomy- Chapter 5:16
4. Psalm- Chapters 139, 1, 69, 121 & 150 and 30:5
5. Proverbs- Chapters 9 & 10:25
6. Matthew- Chapters 18, 5:1-12 and 12 & 14:22-36
7. Ezekiel- Chapters 11 & 13
8. Daniel- Chapter 7:25
10. Habakkuk- Chapter 2:3
11. Isaiah- Chapter 55:7-13
12. Ecclesiastes- Chapters 3:1-13 & 7:1-12
13. Mark- Chapter 8:31-38
14. Acts- Chapters 1:7 and 18 verse & 5:1-11
15. Romans- Chapter 8
16. I Corinthians- Chapters 4:1-12, 3:19 and 20, 10:1- 8, 13:11 & ch. 11 and the whole 13th chapter of I Corinthians and the whole 14th chapter of I Corinthians
17. II Corinthians- Chapter 11:13-33
18. Galatians- Chapter 6:3 and all of ch. 6
19. Ephesians- Chapter 6:2 and all of 6:1-24
20. I Thessalonians- Chapters 5:15-28 & 5:15
21. II Thessalonians- Chapter 2:1-17
22. II Timothy- Chapters 1:7-14 & 2:12
23. I Timothy- Chapter 6:12
I Am Beautiful!
Why are people not finding out and asking where my girlfriend is at? People already did this in the 90's. The problem is, it is not happening now in the 2000's. Why is no one doing it? Now. Oh. I remember the statement when people said, "He is trying to act like he got an attitude problem with our ugly women." I don't care if you do this. Again. You would just be finding out what is wrong with me. Also. It has already been done before and asked before in the past during the 90's. Where is my girlfriend at? Why isn't any woman faking like I want to have sex with them? Women should act and fake like I want to have sex with them. Too. I am not a virgin. Anyway. But Proverbs 9 I am that same dude that wore those big gold rim glasses in Detroit, Mi., Hampton, Va. and the first time that I lived in Pgh., Pa. I wore that yellow plastic jacket in Pgh., Pa. I still look the same. I haven't changed one bit. I am still very skinny, short and very thin and 145 lbs. slender build. I don't look anyt
I Have Psychology On Some Things!!
The Control Method -Skinner Box- is how I have Psychology. And something is wrong with those people on my mother side of the family. Any person just shouldn't have a Nicholas Bullock, Garvey Presley, III., Steven Oliver & Henny Oliver ignorant and childish people be all in your business and try to control your life and business. In Corithians it reads, When I was a child; I spake as a child, understood as a child, thought as a child. But when I became a man. I put away all of my childish ways. And these people on my mother side of the family are the devil. They have to be. Anybody who is encouraging the wicked. These people on my mother side of the family aren't beautiful, aren't any woman to me, aren't my mother, father or big nose grandmother to me, and aren't The Lord to me. They aren't even my friends. Either. They aren't my ugly brother that hates me and I hate him back. This is too loco. This is too crazy as ever. They are of the Devil. They are the Devil. This is so wrong. Look.
Why is everybody mad at me and against me? I really don't care. Though. Why aren't you this mad and this against somebody else? Please. Besides. I know most of the biblical knowledge that I know through and from Sunday School. Every Sunday I grew up going to Sunday School. It is in my mind this wonderful knowledge. That is why I read and search through the bible. Besides. What profit's a man to gain the whole wide world than to lose his soul? This scripture is in the book of Mark. Anyway. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33
My Psychiatrist cares about my problems. The word of God can be my Psychiatrist. II Corinthians 11:19,20-33.
I, Hereb Michael Live By These Scriptures.
I live by these scriptures: Psalm 139, Matthew 18, Proverbs 9 & In the last and evil days it will be more tolerable than Sodom and Gomorah and in the last and evil days two people will be working in the field one will be taken the other one will be left. In the last days people will be in pain as worse as a woman travaileth a birth of a child.
I Already Done Seen It! Pt. 2
It would of have been better for me to be on the boat. I would of went into the Air Force. Though. Langley Air Force Base! But I am not.
True Or False?
Ok its what happens when we've met a person for the first time, we start to label or judge them just by what we see. The way they talk,walk,act,look,dress,smell you get what I'm saying right? Well its not always the best thing to do! Why? If you do you might not see them for who they really are but for what you thought they are! TRUE OR FALSE?
Very Interesting Perspective By Jay Leno.
Very interesting perspective by Jay Leno...
I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity. That's right, Jay Leno!!
Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....
"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right?
"The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change.
"So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?'
"Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
"Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?
"Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhap
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My family and friends expect so much from me that most of the time I try doing things for them instead of myself. The things I do are about me but as far as the choices I make have a lot to do with them. I don't like people thinking bad things about me so I tend to do what they say just to keep them happy even though I feel bad inside. I sometimes feel like a little girl not ready to make her own decisions. Don't get me wrong I lnow what I want and what I have to do to get it. Some of you are thinking what the hell is she talking about, It's hard to explain I guess. Here is an example:
When I became pregnant with my daughter Jay, I couldn't tell anybody,. it was so hard. Everyone knew I was waiting to get married before I had any kids. Some family didn't even know I had started having sex. So my mother pretty much spread the word for me. Deep down I knew everyone would see me different in their eyes and that's what worries me. Some family wouldn't talk to me about for a while, other
I've had a lot of people ask me if I do web cam shows,and until now I didn't......But for the time being I will only be doing them for new members I get on my web page.If you're wanting to see me wear something special,and strip it all off,or perform special sexual acts by myself,or with the hubby,then here's your chance to...All it takes is a 1 month membership to my web page,and an e-mail from you once you join..... hit me up and I'll give you the link.....XOXOXOXO's CADIE
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50 Mistakes Women Make In Bed
1. Dont assume that a guy can get hard on command, their not flipping a damn switch okay. Getting him hard is your job so figure it out. It’s not rocket science.
2. Dont think that kissing needs to be all sweet & romantic all the time. Yeah pecks are cute, but i mean come one a little roughness never killed anyone.
3. Dont leave him responsible for your orgasm. If you know what you want, tell him! If you dont your gonna be the one pissed when he’s done & half asleep and ur still horney.
4. Dont expect to cuddle after sex, men & women are wired differently okay. Women wanna talk and bond & men want to sleep. If anything spoon with the tip of his (blank) in ur but. That’ll help kick up round 2.
5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn’t unreasonable, but when it’s time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.
6. Dont expect him to be nice and romantic ALL the time, its okay now
Hey everyone. I hope everyone is doing well. For those who know me, you all know that my boyfriend (kyle gruber "hk_witches") is on here too. For those who don't know me, lets chat sometime. Interesting in meeting people for friendship only.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day.
And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time.
But he loves you.
He loves you and he needs money
In Need Of Sum Love
i am a single man looking for someone to grow old with, is there any one interested?
New To Fubar
Hey all obviously I'm new to Fubar. So if you get this get at me. Im always looking for new friends and maybe the occasional freak or two...hit me back even if its just to chat.
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Drama has started on both of my names cause of One person... Named Amanda Ive never saw the bitch before in my life and don't know who she is.anybody that knows me.Knows I don't start drama.I'll walk away from a fight and drama at that.I shouldn't have listen to a bunch of she said this ... why r u lying and she said you had this why ain't you being truthful...I mean what the fuck!I have no problem blocking you! I'm over this shit...I'm about over fubar.Unless you give me a good reason to stay most likly Ill be gone soon..I cant take it anymore sorry..
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
Hi To All My Friends
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In A Daze
Nothing different, nothing new
Just myself and nothing to do
Need some alone time to get away
Need some love 'cause nothing's okay
Eyes closing, tears won't fall
And I'm still stuck with it all
This isn't how it was supposed to be
A bird in a cage is never free
Hurricane of emotions, trapped inside
Mental suffocation: access denied
Walking on a rounded track
Wanna run away and never come back
Living with the need to hurt, to scream
Living when letting go is just a dream
A dream reduced to ashes and dust
And in reality, life has lost its trust
Nothing's different, nothing's new
Just myself, everyone, and you
Tomorrow's just another day
And in the end, things will turn out okay
So.. let me tell ya a little about me. I'm female, duh, 34, wishing I was 24 again, and a VERY proud mom! I have some great kids... human kids as well as feathered and furry ones. I'm a lover of animals, (NO not beasteality, thanks for asking!)and a proud mom of 9 beautiful birds, a cat, and a ferrett. I am not single, since I do have a live-in boyfriend, but I'm not married either, so what do you call that? Best of both worlds! I have been a long time internet user, chat whore, and blogger, 12 years or so to be specific. I don't like players, I can't stand pathetic people, and idiots just piss me off. Other than that I'm pretty outgoing and caring. Wanna know more? Hire an investiGATOR!
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 2 a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: noDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never, I always introduce myself firstHow do you feel about one night stands?: fun sometimesHow many one night stands have you had?: 2-3What's your favorite position?: doggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: kitchen floorDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: of courseHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends, min or hoursDo you get off first or do they?: my hubby always wants me to get off first.Do you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quit
Alone By: Maya Angelou
How to find my soul a home
Where water is not thirsty
And bread loaf is not stone
I came up with one thing
And I don't believe I'm wrong
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone.
There are some millionaires
With money they can't use
Their wives run round like banshees
Their children sing the blues
They've got expensive doctors
To cure their hearts of stone.
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone.
Now if you listen closely
I'll tell you what I know
Storm clouds are gathering
The wind is gonna blow
The race of man is suffering
And I can hear the moan,
Can make it out here alone.
Alone, all alone
Nobody, but nobody
Can make it out here alone
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The fires of hell have ravaged his body. Leaving him weary and worn. Bleeding and scared.
The dragon has devestated his world and his heart. Tearing from him that which his soul revolved around.
But the battle is not over yet. Not bye a long mile. And yet he struggles back to his feet, armor torn and bent, sword broken and dulled.
The beast screams in hate and evil malice, seeking to kill. To destroy. To rend and consume.
The battle weary worrior gains his feet again, standing defient at the feet of the dragon. Screaming his response in firey determination, grief, anger and bold defience to the beast.
The battle. Raging for a milinium. Longer. Hard every time. The beast feeds, the warrior fights and is victorious or falls and is devoured.
This warrior will not give up. No matter the time. No matter the location. The distance or the terrain. Fires, mountains or storms.
His heart is ripped and shredded but he will continue the fight. Win...lose...draw...he will rage on. N
Pain, Love, Forgivable hearts filled to the brim,
splashing over and sometimes it puts the true strength of my heart to the test.
I can't linger though, I have to keep moving on.
Blows from the real world will put my love and bonds to the test.
Pain, Hurt-we all have unforgivable feelings, but you never quite hold a grudge forever. If you say you love someone how can you shut them out?
Hatred, Pain, One lost and another found. Transparent souls and yet so different. Unknown and unseen but not forgotten.
Laughter, Fun, Endless unconditional love.
Family, Friends, one minute love and the next hate. In insufferable suffering and unforgivable pain,. Numbing senses, Dulled judgment. Incomplete thoughts, infillable feelings. Progressive healing will never end.
Kindness, Truth, one act can go a long way. Highs, Lows, everybody has their day.
Mental, Emotional, deadened pain. Joyful Love and smiling stars. Shining skies and careful lies. Deceitful people, conspiring group
I have only been on fubar for a very short time but I have noticed that there are alot of people that come on here & don't create a profile or lie !!! Why not create a profile is there something they are hiding?Why stay annonymous? Alot of them also state they are single but then u find out they are either in a relationship or are married ...what do they think they are gonna come on fubar & find sum1 that is stupid enough to add them & start a relationship with them when they are hiding sumthing... I know I won't add or chat with any1 that doesn't have pic,age or even them that say they haven't decided what gender they are!!!! If u are gay,bi or lesbian come out of the closet & be a ladie or a man about urself!!! I belive a few of the people on fubar that are hiding sumthing need 2 grow up... school day's are over!!! This is fubar not romper room !!!!!!!
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1. Would you have sex with me?
2. What positions would u want to b in?
3. Would u suck/lick me ?
4. Would u sex me hard?
5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?
6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you?
7. Would u do me in the shower?
8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me?
9. Would u have 3-some with me?
10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me?
11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed?
12. Where would you do me?
13. Would u do me in front of people?
14. Would u do me again and again?
15. Would u do me in the rain?
16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star?
17. Would u have phone sex with me?
18. Would u cheat
Some Things You Cant Explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking
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Her fingers tremble
Candlelight glows on soft skin
She’s waited so long
Naked against him
Lost in his tender embrace
Alive for his touch
Her walls come down beneath him
Can he read her thoughts?
She wonders if he
Knows the truth depth of her love
Will he ever know?
The words escape her
Their bodies moving in time
Her message is sent
Without the cumbersome words
She holds him so close
Her body speaking for her
im giving you a
piece of my mind
the one you run wild
the part that craves
your tamed body
Im giving you a
peice of pleasure
one you come
everytime you think you
I am passion!
You with your
controll my every
squeeze my body
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If I Could Turn Back Time
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.
I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and ooh...
If I could turn back time
JUST A BIKER
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair.
But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
But you didn't see me and