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Wondering?!?!?
THIS IS STRANGE FOR ME TO DO, I WAS JUST PLAYING ON THIS SITE. THINKING MY WIFE WOULD NOT FIND OUT. SHE DID, THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE ON MY PART BECAUSE SHE HAS STOOD BY ME FOR OVER 20 YEARS AND I DO THIS TO HER, IF IT WAS NOT FOR HER I WOULD HAVE DIED FROM MY HEART ATTACK, AND NOW I HAVE MORE OR LESS BROKEN HER HEART WITH WHAT I HAVE DONE. I ONLY WISH SHE WOULD FORGIVE ME BECAUSE THIS IS NOT REAL AND MY MISTAKE FOR PLAYING THE SINGLE GAME. I HOPE THIS FINDS IT'S WAY TO HER, AND SHE WILL FORGIVE ME. I LOVE MY WIFE AND OUR KIDS. SHE HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME, EVEN WHEN I CHEATED ON HER BEFORE. SHE WAS THERE GAVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE AND I DO THIS TO HER. I AM SORRY WILL YOU FORGIVE ME ?! I BEG YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME !

A Night To Never Forget
AS SHE SITS IN THE LOBBY OF THE UNITED AIR LINES TERMINAL, SHERRY KEEPS LOOKING AT HER WATCH. ALLI’S PLANE WAS DUE IN 30 MINUTES AGO AND HER PALNE HAS NOT ARRIVED YET. SHERRY IS GETTING VERY IMPATIENT MUTTERING TO HERSELF THAT SHE TOLD ALLI TO TAKE AN EARLIER PLANE BUT ALLI DIDN’T LISTEN. SHERRY IS SITTING THERE IN A PAIR OF TIGHT JEANS THAT REALLY SHOW OFF HER TIGHT ASS AND A WHITE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT, UNBUTTONED JUST TO SHOW A LITTLE CLEAVAGE. SHERRY IS GETTING MORE PISSED AS THE MINUTES GO BY. SHE IS GETTING MAD AT HERSELF BECAUSE SHE DOSEN’T USUALLY WEARS WAKE-UP BUT NOT ONLY DID SHE SPEND AN HOUR PUTTING THE RIGHT MAKE-UP ON BUT SHE CALLED HER FRIEND OVER TO HELP HER. SOMETHING SHERRY HAS NEVER DONE BEFORE. SHE JUST KEEPS SITTING THERE MOVING NERVIOUSLY IN HER CHAIR HOPING THAT ALLI LIKES HER WHEN THEY MEET. FORGETTING THAT SHE HAS NEVER MET ALLI IN PERSON BEFORE ONLY SPOKE TO HER AND THEY EXCHANGED PICTURES SHERRY KEEPS VOWING TO KILL ALLI FOR MAKING HER WAIT. 10 MINUTES LATER SHER

What's Your Element?
Your Element Is Water A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious. That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep. Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily. You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others. You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves. You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?

The Pain Inside
Would you hear my cries from miles away? Would you know that I'm suffering just by looking at me? Words I cannot express, pollute my mind, my soul, and my heart. I'm the shadow of what I once was. A shell of myself, Hollow inside, and all I can do is hide behind my facade. Tears have fallen in darkness Heartache a silent assassin. There are no rainbows, no sunshine Only cold, dark, hollows. The pain eats at me. The fear stabs at me. I have no hopes of a better tomorrow. Only darkness of the days past.

New To Cherry Tap
I'm not sure what I'm doing here yet, It will take me a little time to figure out how this site works and what I'm suppposed to be doing...LOL!! I hope everyone that is my fan or friend will bear with me until I get the hang of this site. So far I am having fun, and will have a better profile for everyone to view. Thanks to all the people who are helping me out, and for all the new comments. This is really a cool site, too bad I hadn't heard of it sooner. Starting next week I maybe offline for a couple of weeks. I'm going on a much needed vacation. Once I get back I will be online and having fun with everyone. Again Thank you to all the wonderful people and new friends. TTYL, Take Care & Smile :) ScorpioBabe ~aka~ Louann S. I can't share this in my Stash....So I thought I would post a few Jokes here .... ROFLMFAO!! Voodoo Dick There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd tr

It's Whatever
Well another year has past and it's another year wasted...some of you know why i feel like this...i'm so tired of feeling this way i just wish it would go away..god i wish it would go away...i'm venting a lil i guess...

Please Help My Ct Hubby Level Up
I LOVE MY SWEET ?MANDY? SO MUCH!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP PLEASE STOP by and rate my Ct hubby Gabe's stash and pictures hes busy with school and other things. And i know he will return the love he always does.

Ha! I'd Vote For Him.....
I LIKE THIS GUY!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why th

Lost
Now I am not a very smart or religous person, but I do know that everything in this world happens for a reason. Althought the reason might not be seen at first, finding that reason is usually harder than the action that is taking place or that happend. How does someone tell someone that they love them when the other person has made it painfully clear time and time again that they have no interest in you. Its even harder to put that person out of your mind in your daily tasks. Being in love with that person even affects your realationships to the point that the fail because you are not giving that person everything. You try to put it out of your mind and tell yourself that she isn't worth it, not worth you being miserable, not worth you missing her day and night, not worth the heart ache you go through when you see her whith another man. But you cant put it out of your head, even though you know that there is no chance. How does one cope with that. Friends of convienece, these a

Eagle Vs. Shark
here's the link to IMDB or just read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0494222/usercomments-11 Charming.... and you can quote me on that!, 20 June 2007 6/10 Author: hoove1970 from United States *** This comment may contain spoilers *** I'm being generous with this one because it appeared to be such a labor of love for the Director/Writer/Actor Taika Cohen and his cast. The difficulties begin right away for the audience (I saw this at a screening where about 15 people showed up and you could see the pain on some of the peoples faces and a few walked out at the end of the beginning monologue by Lily.) i believe the problem lies not with the film or cast, but with the American audience. As this production was shot in New Zealand and used native actors, I wasn't sure it translated on the level that Cohen intended it to. We Americans tend to have a bit of attention Deficit Disorder. It harms otherwise perfect creations of cinematic emotion when Americans are always in a hurry with p

Ouch!
So last night i was walking quickly to the bathroom...you know....when nature calls ya gotta take it! well, on the way there, I caught my little toe on the edge of our carpet cleaner steaner!!! :( I even got to hear it pop/break (barf!) So i started bawling and watched it swell up. Then my hubby taped it to the next toe and gave me a vicodin (left over from having my wisdom teeth removed 6 weeks ago) Im getting around better today. leave me some love!

Jokes
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small? Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's worse than getting r

Love
I'm sorry... that i am in love with you I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall for you. I'm sorry.. if Im to short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if my hair is not short enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. I'm sorry.. if I have a pimple or two I'm sorry.. if im too good in school for you. I'm sorry.. if im not good enough in school I'm sorry.. if im not god enough for you. I'm sorry.. if i've only had sex with a few guys or none I'm sorry.. if i dont put out en

What The Hell
why is it when you take the time to invite people over for a party, they say they are coming and then never show up? that is so freakin rude. but at least my best friend showed up and got messed up with me thanks honeybee

Passion
Passion Passion found its fragile reeds Poisoned stem to thorn Starving its unnourished needs Bulbs all cracked and torn Spreading thin its brittle seeds Wounded, used and worn Withering toward destiny Broken and forlorn Love had hitched a lengthy ride Down a rocky road Started with a healthy stride Ending as it slowed Hit head-on with it wounded pride Heavy was the load Happiness to be denied Heartache now bestowed Hope curled up on hardened ground Parched from lack of tears Dried-up dreams upon its crown Nightmares full of fears Dehydration brought it down Blistering it sears Undernourished it was found Wishing death was near Faith had squandered all its might In the end did lose Knowing not which fight to fight Choosing not to choose Falling like a wounded knight Crushing its enthuse Darkness cloaked itself in light Trust had been abused Death had come to reap it’s own Stealthy as can be Muted screams were heavy thrown To eternity

Waiting
She sits nervously waiting for the plane to come in, wondering what she will say. They know each other so well but have never phisicaly met, they have seen each other but have never touched, she aches for the touch of his hands and to feel his lips on hers. She stands to see the plane pull in, her heart racing with anticipation, she can feel her body start to shake her, she takes a deep breath as the doors open, as people slowly exit, as she watches lovers reunite, familys come togeather, she looks and sees a tall figure through the crowd, she know its him. They see each other, her heart racing she takes a breath as he walks over to her, she smiles, no words are spoken as he takes her in his arms and kisses her for the first time. They stay in their embrasse not noticing the crows rushing by, at that moment she feels as though time has stopped just for them. She looks up at him and breaths as though for the first time. He whispers to her "I have been waiting for this day"

News Of Deaths Shocks Hart Family
Members of the Hart family wrestled with the sudden, tragic death of Chris Benoit yesterday. Legendary wrestler Bret Hart had to stop and compose himself often when talking fondly of a man considered his brother and friend. "I don't know the details, and I'm not sure I even want to know," said Hart, just hours after learning of the discovery of Benoit's body -- along with those of his wife and son -- in his suburban Atlanta home. "He was like a family member to me, and everyone in my family is taking it real hard. "It's almost like reliving the whole Owen (Hart) death over again." At a young age, Benoit, an Edmonton native, became a standout among many wrestling prospects who trained in the famed 'dungeon' basement of the Hart family's home in Calgary. "Chris was always one of the good guys -- a straight guy and a hard-working guy," Hart said. "When you list off all the qualities of someone like Benoit, he had a lot of integrity and was a good, family man. "He w

Chris Benoit
I CAN NOT BELIEVE HE DONE THIS.......THIS IS FROM THE WWE WEBSITE......................................................... According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of a double murder-suicide, WWE.com has learned. Benoit failed to appear both at Saturday’s live event in Beaumont, Texas, and WWE’s Vengeance: Night of Champions in Houston Sunday night, after informing WWE of a family emergency. Several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning prompted concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, VP of Government Relations for WWE, Inc. Hering, in turn, spoke with Fayette County sheriffs Monday, and requested they respond to the Benoit residence to check on him and his family. Authorities representing the Sheriff’s Department initially had a difficult time entering Benoit’s new Fayetteville home Monday a

The Trike Project
Well I worked my my dads trike for most of the day today. I took the very rusty wheels and got them all shined up. I was very suprised on how clean then came out. It was very cool on how nice they did.. we were worried that we may have to buy new wheels but these now look great. Here is a shot of the Trike Its been much work but this trike has been sitting in the garge from 1981 and has not moved up untill about 2 months ago when we started the restoration of it. It will be a big job but I am looking forward to my rides on this thing. here is another shot. this was in 1979 with my dad riding.

What People Say About Me
I totally understand what people are saying but I rate on honesty and if people dont like it they can block me, I am ok with that. I would want people to rate me the same way. I can take it. After all, no one is perfect. I will admit I am overweight and whatever people have to say, I am ok with it. Like I said before, cherrytap is a past time and not my life. (No offence to anyone);-D

Questions
1. How old are you? 21 2. What is your sexual orientation? straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? no 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes 5. How many sexual partners have you had? cant tell 6. What is your pubic hair style? curly 7. What is your choice of underwear style? none 8. Have you ever had anal sex? no but gave it 9. What is your favorite position? all 10. How often do you masturbate? 2 times a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? yes 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? no 15. Have you watched porn? Yes 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? no 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? no 18. Spit or swallow? neither 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? yes 20. Do you own any sex toys? no

My Words
Claim '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint. Status: True. Origins: Odd terms sneak into our language every now and then, and this is one of the oddest. Everyone who considers himself in the know about the drug subculture has heard that '420' has something to do with illegal drug use, but when you press them, they never seem to know why, or even what the term supposedly signifies. It's both more and less than people make it out to be. '420' began its sub-rosa linguistic career in 1971 as a bit of slang casually used by a group of high school kids at San Rafael High School in California. '420' (always pronounced "four-twenty," never "four hundred and twenty") came to be an accepted part of the argot within that group of about a dozen pot smokers, beginning as a reminder of the time they planned to meet to light up, 4:20 p.m. Keep in mind this wasn't a general call to all dope smokers everywhere to toke up at twenty past four every day;

This Is Just My Ramblings...
So Wednesday I went to the beach with some friends... Wojtek :), stephanie, sabrina, adrian (sabrina's boyfriend) and manny. it was soo much fun especially 'cause y'know i got to chill with wojtek. He's really funny. Anywayyyyy So yeah, I obviously had to drive on the highway to get there and if you know me (which none of you do haha) you would know that I don't really like driving on highways just because i have no clue where i'm going and i feel that i'm going to get lost. Anyway so yeah we were there adn it was fun and we swam, tanned, swam again, tanned again and kept doing that. Later in the day around fourish there started to be some actual waves, very tiny ones but hey, it's connecticut what do you expect? haha, they're nothing like the ones at VA Beach but oh well. So wojtek and I were... wave floating i guess you can call it and we found a piece of bamboo (or so he says it was) and it was funny 'cause we ended up fighting over it and just broke it in half. idk yeah

Daughter!
my daughter got her license today and she was so happy i thought she was going to cry!i guess that means i have to spring for a vehichle for her now!all my kids are getting big!it seems like yesterday she was just riding a bike...

Decadence
"Decadance" Say, yes they know that you fought yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Then you slowly recall all your mind Why, your soul's gone cold, and all hope has run dry Dead inside Never enough to forget that you're one of the lonely Slowly recall all your mind Say, yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy, is it? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes they know that you've hurt yourself another time Decadence isn't easy... Then you slowly recall all your

The Cherry Trap
ok sooo.......... I dont want to do work, I just want to surf the net, so guess what? Im going to surf the net all day. Bwhahahahahha Work is for suckers. Let everybody else do it today. hehe I have a new addiction, and its called cherry TAP. This place is awesome, I dig it. It moves alot quicker than I had expected and the people are incredibly nice. I dont think I am ever going to leave. hehe well, we will just see what happens here, this place seems to move a lot quicker than my last home, for a guy with borderline A.D.D this should be fun. LMAO Well, im just going to stand back and see what happens. Have a good one tappers, and dont be afraid to reach out and touch me. Bwhahahhaa

The Boot
The Boot I almost got stirred up In the piss-stew you'd serve up for dinner I almost got whipped up In your redneck trailer-park twister I can't wait to flush you down the shitter I hate you more than Adolf Hitler I am far too fast for Your whole toxic spider-vomit shit-web I am immune to your Weak mind games, my name is All Business You're sloppy seconds, a big fucking mess I'm too quick, I got too much finesse This is piss on your grave Here's your requiem, performed by skin flutes And rusty trombones played With the volume down, almost on mute Here's your Six Guns-to-your-brain Salute That's called the door, this is called the Boot Here's your Six Guns-to-your-brain Salute Here's the door... ...And now here comes the Big Fucking Boot

Abc;s Of Being A Father
Thought this was cute and wanted to share it :) ABC OF BEING A FATHER A - Always trust them to God's care B - Bring them to church C - Challenge them to high goals D - Delight in their achievements E - Exalt the lord in their presence F - Frown on evil G - Give them love H - Hear their problems I - Ignore not their childish fears J - Joyfully accept their apologies K - Keep their confidence L - Live a good example before them M - Make them your friends N - Never ignore their endless questions O - Open your home to their visits P - Pray for them by name Q - Quicken your interest in their spirituality R - Remember their needs S - Show them the way of salvation T - Teach them to work U - Understand they are still young V - Verify your statements W - Wean them from bad company X - eXpect them to obey Y - Yearn for god's best for them Z - Zealously guide them in biblical truth -- Author Unknown

Chemo Friday!! Yuck!
So I have Chemo Friday. I am a little worried because last time wasn't so good. I do howoever have yet another anti Nausea med, it is a generic for Zofran, that had I not had insurance would have cost me $705.00 yes that is correct and is not a misprint! But thank the lord above that we DO HAVE insurance and it only cost us $10. You should have seen Perrry's face. He is always so greatful for any size miracle that it is cute! Even the Pharmacist was shocked!! LOL So this med is a heavy duty one and will hopefully take the edge off of the nausea and now that I have two at least that part should be conquered. Now if I could get an energy pill I would be ok, but Chemo really beats our body up! The great news is....This is one less treatment to recovery! YEAH!!! I had my first really bad day the other day. I guess it is from jsut being tired...but I figure HEY, I deserve ONE bad day! LOL So I will not feel bad over it too much. Anyway, that is it for now. My Su

Updates
It's been a bit since I've really been able to come on here long enough to do anything. An update on what's been going on. I am now running a security company, working concerts, large parties, and just about anything else I can get. I have gotten back into playing drums, and have been playing with a local band that does covers of some of my all time favorites like Slayer, Anthrax, and the like. Life has been going pretty well, racing has been much to be desired...I crashed my primary bike, a 2007 GSXR 1000 so I'm running a 2003 1000 and my 06 600. Still having fun though. Life has turned around and I'm very happy to be where I am right now. I haven't forgotten about all my CT friends, I will get to each and every one of you over the coming weeks to say hey and show some love!! TTYL Adrenaline Junky

Permission
i guess there are alot of people who are very protective of there photo's but i say dont add photo's of to many personal things....it's not a good thing..i mean i surely wouldn't add my kid or kids in here....but today i offerd to paint a friend and her son....i asked for her permisssion as i always do before i paint something.one of my hobbies.well she said no so i respected her desicion and went on about my buisness...now ....after asking and her saying no....she went from being my friend...to no friend.....no conversation..totally being ignored....okay thats fine if that's the way she wants to be....but we've been talking for almost a month....casual convo's....any ways...were no longer friends all because i asked for permission to paint her and her son....wow atleast I ASKED FOR PERMISSION THERE ARE SOME THAT DONT EVEN COME CLOSE TO ASKING THEY just take n do what they want to with your pics...was i in the wrong NO i really felt i was in the right to atleast ask for permission...

Blob-a-blog
You scored as Kenny, Kenny, the kid from a poor family, always wears a heavily padded hooded parka, and therefore everything he says is muffled. It's a good thing too, because most of what he says is filthy. For some bizarre rason, Kenny is always being killed, at least once, in every episode of the show. Kenny69% Kyle.44% Cartman31% Stan25% Which Southpark Character Are You? (With pictures.)created with QuizFarm.com `Anne@ CherryTAP

Misanthrope Rants
The email I got: On 7/5/2007, ********@cherrytap.com wrote: looking for some fun to be had with me and my girl, i;ll send you some pics of her if you want to see;) ---------------------------------- My response: Re: hey you.... Show header Date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:54:03 -0700 From: To: ********@cherrytap.com Reply-To: Size: 2 KB I'm married you plebiean. Go get your head out of your ass, and pay the fuck attention. If the word "Misanthrope" didn't mean anything to you, you're not bright enough for me to want to socialize with you. Go back to high school and learn something. Fucking idiots. -.-'

Whisper
"Whisper" Catch me as I fall Say you're here and it's all over now Speaking to the atmosphere No one's here and I fall into myself This truth drives me Into madness I know I can stop the pain If I will it all away [Chorus:] Don't turn away (Don't give in to the pain) Don't try to hide (Though they're screaming your name) Don't close your eyes (God knows what lies behind them) Don't turn out the light (Never sleep never die) I'm frightened by what I see But somehow I know That there's much more to come Immobilized by my fear And soon to be Blinded by tears I can stop the pain If I will it all away [Chorus] Fallen angels at my feet Whispered voices at my ear Death before my eyes Lying next to me I fear She beckons me Shall I give in Upon my end shall I begin Forsaking all I've fallen for I rise to meet the end [Chorus x3] Servatis a pereculum. Servatis a maleficum

Given Up On Dating
yea, they story is true. i have given up on dating and going to start a new life from here. tired of the way things go in my life and just need to break out of my old shell and recover a new one.

Quiz
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?10-15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Girl on top, I like to be in control 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?

Love
As I look into your eyes I can see what makes me love you. Your soul, your smile, the way you look at me and the very essence of what makes you you. You are the one that makes me whole, the one that makes me know I am alive. Without you nothing makes sense, without you the world is cold and unfriendly. Your caress is angelic, your love is enlightning, my heart is yours forever. Ef

A Womans Job
California Women Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Iowa . He told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a Woman from Minnesota . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Woman from California . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he couldn't see anything, and the second day he couldn't see a

Questionnaire
Just having a little fun ... Okay, okay, so I'm bored :P ... Copy and mail to me if you wish and I will do the same. 1. First name 2. What holiday is your birthday closest to? 3. Favorite fruit? 4. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't? 5. Are you allergic to anything? 6. Is there someone/something you want? 7. When was the last time you went swimming? 8. How many U.S states have you been to? 9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 10. Have you ever lived outside the U.S? 11. What's your favorite drink? 12. Does anyone like you? 13. Do you have any strange pets? 14. What is your dream car? 15. What'd you do yesterday? 16. Are you bipolar 17. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? 18. Ever been kissed under fireworks? 19. What was the last text message you received? 20. Have you ever bungee jumped? 22. Has anyone ten years older than

Home Renovation
I will be moving back into my townhome here soon, with the hopes of selling it. If I want to sell it, there are quite a few things that I will need to replace, repair, renovate or whatever. Yesterday & today's adventure involved me painting the living room. WooHoo!!! No, not really. It sucked. My hands hurt, my, oh what the hell, everything hurts. Alas with some help from my aunt the living room walls & trim are done!!! In addition to painting the walls & trim, I also caulked some cracks in the concrete slab, then painted the slab with some white, waterproof paint. This past Tuesday night, my friend & I proceeded to rip up the carpet & padding in the living room. I finally moved it outside last night & it already being cut into pieces, bundled it up for Solid Waste Services to pick up. Now, onto the hallway & kitchen. More fun for me. Anybody wanna help??? Stay tuned.....the adventure continues!!!

Tomorrow's Coming
Tomorrow's Coming Demons await tempting flesh with desire untold some they devour hearts and souls that never can grow old branded with flame burning with need it carries me away devils thoughts wicked dreams they visit me constantly sleep runs away from fear and pain chasing me into the fire it feels like heaven this time in hell waiting for never to come i wait for tomorrow despising that day knowing its coming anyway What will I do When it comes When my world ends in a moment of time Will I live on yearning and dying Never fully satisfied again Can i be that strong To survive yet again another dose of reality How will it go Cold in the night no one to hold me again Cold fingers of fear race down my spine knowing i have no hope desperately seeking another moment just to know my own soul emptiness filled the moment i knew yet now it returns to bite painful honesty expected in all no lies have ever been told

Addiction
It is within deep, deep down inside it comes out only to feed It feeds on my mind day after day and it burns me with need The creature is sly hiding in my soul to wait and speak to me The devil is there night after night making me want without care Each promise I make to clean it out The daemons come out to taunt me I think, if only but still I can't resist The end of my need for a time It says "just one more" "youv'e said no before" my life always filled with regrets Someday I'll win I have only to begin by saying one simple word To admit the truth is hardest it seems when it's you that you're talking to Look in the mirror the lines there aren't new I'd like to begin today Just saying no I think I would know Is the hardest decision to make

The Psychiatrist And The Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign >>reading: >> >> "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and Posteriors" >> >> The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors >>changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" >> >> This was not acceptable either so, in an effort to satisfy the >>council, they changed the sign to, "Catatonics and High Colonics" >> >> No go. >> >> Next, they tried, "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" >> >> Thumbs down again. >> >> Then came, "Minds and Behinds" >> >> Still no good. >> >> Another attempt resulted in, "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" >> >> U naccep table again. >> >> So they tried, "Analysis and Anal Cysts" >> >> No way. >> >> "Nuts and Butts"? >> >> No way. >> >> "Freaks and Cheeks"? >> >> Still no go. >> >> "Loons and Moons"? >> >> Forget it. >> >> Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: >> >> "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends" >> >> Everyone l

Fbi Agents
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. Sh

Truth Be Told
They say most American's dislike Bush. Well most do,But the vast majority seemingly forget the embarrassment placed on us by the President before him. Remember this before you run out in '08 to vote. Hilary Clinton was the first Lady to a President that not only lied under oath before a Grand Jury. He also was impeached in Congress, only escaping complete impeachment for his actions due to the majority of the senate being Democrat. So all you that say Bush was wrong to commute Libby's sentence better step back, look at the facts. Libby didn't perjure himself, he plead the 5th, against incriminating himself, unlike William Jefferson Clinton. Who by the way stood at a podium and swore on National Television he did not have sex with that woman Miss Lewinsky, lmao. So before you all put her in the White House just remember we all have been down that road.

Why I Desire To Luv A Unknowen Lady
little time to put full time in a real relationship ,lead me to look at my feelings and personal desires, first i needed to decide if i was a norm man or a pervert for my own thoughts of the unknowen lady ive day dreamed about often,,butthe more i thought deeply of my own wants the truth is im not being a perv for wantng to love on ,hold,kiss..cuddle,,,,the unknowen woman...but more of over load work load,,lack of social life,,,an being in a new city ,,with out friends or family nearby... so as i dream of the unknowen lady that looks at me with desire and luv n her eyes..i will hope she may be real ,an one day are eyes will meet,and i will know i am not the only person that desires the unkowen lover

School Play
SchoolPlay"-(If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for your day!) Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play .It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! A pistol shot." On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.... "My fair maiden,I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boys c

Rip Lord Sabian
To every in this list who may be concerned christopher(Lord Sabian) past away a few days ago due to a ruptured aneurysm. this was brought about from the head injury he received in the air force back in 2003. you may or may not have known but christopher suffer from may symptoms from this injury. he requested that i inform everyone of what was going on but wished that i wouldnt tell anyone of the symptons he suffer from, he wants you to remember him as you knew him. once i have finished replying to every one of his lists i will be deleting his accounts as resquested. to all of you he says Farwell and thank you to everyone who treated him well. RIP christopher 1978-2007 we will miss you. Please pay your respects to this woman.He ment so much to her ~Butterfly~ * Seductive Pleasures*~ Warchyldes Slave~*TDN*~COS~@ CherryTAP (repost of original by '†ĞǾŦĦĬС ŖŎŞĔ†™' on '2007-07-13 15:38:45')

A Gift
The room took shape as i calmed myself. He had been kind and accepted His gift and now wanted to know what manner of gift i was to be. As i surveyed the room i could see that He had similar tastes to my own. The rolled arms and hard wooden back of the settee immediately caught my eye as well as the various whips proudly displayed on the wall behind it. The room was decorated with a distinct sense of masculinity and dressed in warm colors and textures. The room seemed filled with the scent of myrrh and cinnamon…no, not cinnamon it was nutmeg. i leaned in closer to Him silently indicating that i wanted to answer Him. “Yes little one?” He asked patiently. “i am to be used at your disposal Sir…i will do and be anything you require.” i said eagerly. “Do you know what you are saying little one? What if i have tastes not to your liking?” He said with sternness. i was to understand that He would not take this lightly and neither should i. “Yes Sir. i would not have been brought if it was thou

Thanks To All My Friends
thanks to all my friends family and fans that stop by to show love during my contest i appreciate the help i didnt win the contest but i came in 2nd but thats ok i gave it my best i everyone that helped i know yall did too if yall every need help just let me know

Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter"

So Far Away
I think of you and wonder why so far away i live my life not an hour goes by i dont think of you and all the fun exciting things we could do your special in ways left untold one night is all i ask for it to be you i hold. I know you will find happiness the truth is told but from all these miles till then ill be cold your young smart and beautiful I know your concious is dutiful. what can i do to make you understand next to you is where i want to be, holding your hand

My Stuff
i miss u...i miss hearing your voice, now that you are gone who will i have fun with... i need u..i need to be held in your arms one more time, i need to see your bright smile...i need 2 be w/u.. why do u do this 2 me..u know how much i like u.. why do you neglect my love for you..u know what i feel for you... why can't you just acknowledge me?? i all ways think about it would've been like if you and me were "us".. i all ways see how you look at me, i will allways kno that you had a special spot in your heart for me.. i kno you have a special someone who is not me, oh how i wish it was... i just cant forget about u why...why do u do this to me..i try to look happy around u, but inside i am torn to bits.. i see you and i just want to run up to you and kiss and just hold on to you forever... the other day you looked at me with eyes of happiness, i thought i was on cloud nine.. i was soo happy to see your face light up, you gave me a hug, and said i missed you... you lean

My Messed Up Life
i just got word my uncle died...i never had a Pop pop on my mom's side and he was the closest thing to it..lung cancer and he never smoked a day in his life! thats pretty sad! im going to be running alot here in the next few days..so try to catch me and if u know the number u r more then welcome to hit me up..i need it! hugs and love stay safe..

Story Time
Ok since I don't like to post deep personal thoughts and such for everyone to see I decided I would share stories from my personal experiences some can be rather entertaining. This particular story dates back to around 02-03 school year at Baylor University in Waco TX. I had a group of friends who were well geeks, nerds, dorks, outsides, what ever category the snotty rich kids of campus decided to give us but we were also pranksters with each other and the other students. We had recently learned from what friend that In the Japanese language some of the words for modern objects reflect the sound they make. Of course it didn't take it long to go to the gutter and we soon knew how to say green vibrator in Japanese. Well one of the crew wasn't there for this particular discussion and we decided that he would be the target of a practical joke. We were gong to try and figure out to get him to yell this across the main cafeteria on campus. The plant that unfolded was we were

............love..........
Why is that we love what we can't have? Is it normal human behavior or what is it? Why do we feel that we need to have someone love us to survive in a world that is so shallow? I have just been pondering and can't really answer these questions that I have right know so maybe some fellow FUBAR insight may help me!!!!! If your going to be rude don't waste your time im not in the mood for ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contests
glitter text 1. NO TIME LIMIT ON THIS GIVEAWAY 2. COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED 3. YOU CAN COMMENT BOMB YOUR PICTURE 4. DOES NOT MATTER WHAT LEVEL THE BOMBER IS 4. YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE PRIZE UNLESS YOU REENTER FOR ANOTHER PRIZE (Different Pictures) LOOK AT THE PRIZES FOR THE GIFTS: PM me with the picture you want (NO NSFW) entered and the prize you would like to receive...All gifts will be given the day after you reach your goal. tx_flutterby{Owner of The Rogue Bombers}@ fubar overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text overlapping text

Today, It's My Choice.......
Today, its my choice...... I invariably find that at some time in the past I've made a decisions based on self which later placed me in a position to be hurt. With the realization and acceptance that I had played a part in the way my life had turned out came a dramatic change in my outlook. It was at this point that I had to turn my life over to someone greater then me and that someone is God who then began to work in my life. In the past I had always blamed others, either God or other people, for my circumstances. I never felt that i had a choice in altering my life. My decisions had been based on fear, pride, or ego. As a result, those decisions had led me down a path of self-destruction. Today I will try to allow God to guide me on the road to sanity. I am responsible for my action (or inaction) what ever the consequences may be. I accept my humanness. Charles

Why The World Sucks
God i hate stupid people. "Oh my god must be the end of the world someone used a mum as a bulletin". "Well we don't like having military photos used to show support for us." JESUS didn't die for our sins for the planet to become such a close minded hell hole what the hell is your problem people?. Please stop and think before to open your mouth to talk don't rip everybody apart for making small mistakes. Getting a Mumm removed for being annoying very stupid reason now if i was describing in detail how to kill someone or describing my sex life in detail in a mumm then yea get me removed. But if i am just asking troops to checkout my support the troops photo gallery then chill out and realize its a good meaningful thing.

I'm Not Your Bitch!
This is the most pompous bullshit I have ever witnessed. A bunch of selfish assholes running around to feed their "I" consciousness is really the most pathetic. Is this the cure for your sick egos? Nothing on here but a bunch of voyeurs.Is this how you express yourselves? So, what is it, you have nothing else to offer? The chicks can behave like sluts and the guys can behave like slobbering perverts. Yeah, I know it is an online bar scene, right? So what the fuck is my problem, you ask. Probably because I come from the punk scene , growing up and later the goth scene. We went clubbing but nobody was out to just get laid, there was something to it besides sex because it was about music and meeting people of your own mindset. Let me also add that it usually led to intelligent conversations as well. I have never understood how people are content to be so damn superficial.

Songs I Love
I never felt nothing in the world like this before Now I'm missing you & I'm wishing that you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know So now I'm all alone, you could have stayed but you wouldnt give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand And all my tears they keep running down my face Why did you turn away? So why does your pride make you run and hide? Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you wanted to be So baby I will wait for you Cause I don''t know what else i can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine it just aint true I really need you in my life No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you It's been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You got me feeling crazy (crazy) How can you walk away, Everything stays the

Just A Thought
Somewhere I have never travelled Gladly beyond any experience You eyes have their silence In your most frail gesture Are things which enclose me Or which I cannot touch Because they are too near Or if your wish be to close me I and my life will shut vey beautifully Suddenly As when the heart of this flower Imagines the snow Carefully Everywhere descending I dont know what it is about That closes and opens Only something in me understands The voice of your eyes is deeper than all roese Nobody Not even the rain Has such small hands (Beauty and the Beast) A heart will never be practical until it is made unbreakable. A heart is not measured by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.(The Wizard to the Tinman from "The Wizard of Oz"

Irony Of Love
~The Irony of Love~ The greatest irony of love: loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... and sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right... most often

Texas Hold-em
http://portal.pokerdream.com/signup.aspx?sid=717&rc=4524146 (copy and paste in browser) iTECH LABS CERTIFIES POKERDREAM'S RNG (RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR)! Friday April 6th, 2007 Costa Rica -- PokerDream.com today announced that it has passed the Random Number Generator testing with iTech Labs Australia (www.itechlabs.com.au) and recieved it's RNG Certification. Click here to view. With certification of our RNG, players now have independent confirmation that they can trust the poker hands dealt by our game. The independent Australian testing facility evaluated PokerDreams’ Random Number Generator (RNG) for statistical randomness, unpredictability, non-repeatability, internal state of the RNG, seeding and background cycling. Correct operation of the RNG ensures that cards are statistically random and unpredictable, which is essential for fair card dealing and playing. The company uses Knuth's Shuffle Algorithm with the Mersenne Twister pseudorandom number generator (PRNG

Mensch
******Herbert Grönemeyer****** Mensch (Human) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************** Momentan ist richtig, momentan ist gut nichts ist wirklich wichtig nach der Ebbe kommt die Flut am Strand des Lebens ohne Grund, ohne Verstand ist nichts vergebens ich bau die Traeume auf den Sand und es ist, es ist o.k. alles auf dem Weg, und es ist Sonnenzeit unbeschwert und frei und der Mensch heisst Mensch weil er vergisst, weil er verdraengt und weil er staunt und staehlt weil er waermt, wenn er erzaehlt und weil er lacht, weil er lebt du fehlst... das Firmament hat geoeffnet, wolkenlos und ozeanblau Telefon, Gas, Elektrik unbezahlt, und das geht auch teil mit mir deinen Frieden, wenn auch nur geborgt ich

Seducing The Darkness
Seducing the Darkness. I wait here in my darkened world, waiting screaming, crying. You look at me and smile but all i see is hate and disgust. I reach out my hand to touch you but your no longer there. blood streaming its no longer tears that i cry. My heart achs and every breath that i take is full of missery and pain. You come back in and stair from afar. my head pounding as i scream and you ignore my calls. This darkness take over me i am no longer myself as i sink into the floors of my heart. Oh sweet darkness hold me close for he wont, make the tears stop i dont want to cry anymore. make the hurt go away as i embrass this hate i feel ripping away at my insides as my soul thrusts out like blood thirsty wolf. Once again i hold my hand out and reach but you push me down and hold my head under all the tears and blood i have shed that now fill this room. Laughter fills me as i drown. the seduction of deat

All Women Must Read
A Rapist's New Trick >> >>Know what money you are carrying. >>You will see why as you read. >> >>Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. >>Share it with your wife and daughters. >>Know what money you are carrying... >> >>This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this..... >> >>I wanted to pass it along. >>Be safe! >>Something very serious to pay attention to. >> >>Criminals are coming up with craftier, >>less threatening methods of attack, >>so we have to be extra cautious. >> >>Read on... >> >>I live in Alexandria , VA , >>but I often work in Lafayette , LA , >>staying with friends when I'm there. >>As you know from America 's Most Wanted TV program, >>as well as the news media, >>there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. >>I just want to let you know about an "incident" >>that happened to me a few weeks ago, >>and could have been deadly. >> >>At first I didn't go to the police or anyone with it >>because I didn't realize how serious this

Ranting And Raving
Yanno, I know I have said this before, but when a normal person posts a bulletin, hardly anybody looks at it, but when someone with a VIP or something of that nature posts a bulletin pimping someone everybody and their momma reads it. But I bitch even once about something and no one looks at it. But when it benefits someone and they know they are gonna get points for it, it gets stickied in a goddamned minute. The fact of the matter is, I know everyone on here is just a regular person in life (well maybe not everyone) but on here some are treated like damn gods, and it sickens me. And I know full well someone is gonna have something to say about what I have said in this blog, and personally I don't give a damn anymore. Because the thing is, not everyones opinion matters but certain people on this site seem to think that theirs is the only opinion that matters. But opinions are like assholes...everybody has one. I will be making custom names for those of you that want them...I expec

Blonde Joke
Homer walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money

Song Good Song's And Lyrics..
I Tried Bone Thugs-N-Harmony lyrics (feat. Akon) [Intro: Wish Bone] You know nothin' come easy, you gotta try real real hard I tried hard, but I guess I gotta try harder [Chorus: Akon] I tried so hard, can't seem to get away from misery, Man I tried so hard, but always be a victim of these streets, Ain't my fault cos I try to get away but trouble follows me, And still I try so hard, hopin one day they'll come and rescue me, But until there, I'll be posted up post it up right here real slow Until there, I'll be posted up right here with my heat gettin dough [Verse 1: Krayzie Bone] First let me explain that I'm just a black man, And I come from the darkside, so I'm havin a hard time stayin on track man, My mind be racin, and I don't even know what I'm chasin (yeah) Been in and out of relationships, I'm startin to see that it's me with complications But I'm layin back, playin that, you can't have piece of m

Message From God..
From God To: YOU Date: TODAY Subject: YOURSELF Reference: LIFE This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day. I love you. P.S. And, remember... If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours. Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now. If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years. Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be

Cherry Is Back And Loving Life...
HEY QUEEEEEEEENIE PACKRAT I LOVE YOU SISTAHFRIEND YOU ALWAYS THERE WHEN I NEED A LIFT AND TO YOU AJ YOU ROCK SISTAHFRIEND I LOVE YOU TOO EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT CHATTED IN A LONG ASS TIME BUT KNOW THAT I THINK OF YOU OFTEN AND TO THE REST OF YOU PEOPLE I HAVE MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT FOR YA....JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT....LOVE T....aka:CherryCherry

My Wiccan Life
Well I have a job interview tomorrow at K-Mart. I pray I get this job. Man, today sucks.I am heartbroken cause I couldn't go be with my wonderful man. I love him. He's my life, my heart and my soul. I will do anything for him. He's my knight in shining armor. Babe, if you're reading this. I love you and miss you terribly. I've never missed someone like this in my life.

We Are Indeed A Dying Breed ...
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every gu

A Hand
This is a riot!! Make sure you scroll down to the Map after you read the joke! Watch for little American Man to walk across the Map. An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the p

Update About My New Job
I TOLD YOU ALL THAT I WOULD KEEP YOU UPDATED ON HOW MY FIRST DAY WENT WITH MY NEW JOB. IT WAS GREAT....VERY LAID BACK ENVIORMENT & NO PRESSURE AT ALL. I DID GREAT AND TOTALLY LOVE MY NEW JOB. I HAVE THE BEST HOURS THAT A PERSON COULD ASK FOR. MONDAY - FRIDAY 6PM-9PM BUT BY THE TIME I GET EVERYTHING CLEANED UP & SET UP FOR THE NEXT DAY I GET OUTTA THERE A LITTLE AFTER 9:30 AND HOME BY 10PM DO NOT WORK WEEKENDS OR HOLIDAYS. GET STRAIGHT WAGE PLUS COMISSION 5 BUCKS FOR EVERY APOINTMENT SET & 5 BUCKS FOR EVERY APOINTMENT THAT RESULTS IN A SALE. MY FIRST DAY I MADE 130 BUCKS FOR 3 HOURS OF WORK (PRETTY GOOD HUH) IT SOUNDS CRAZY,BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED TO GO BACK TO WORK TODAY. I GUESS AFTER DOING PRETTY MUCH NOTHING BUT SITTING HOME EVERY DAY FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS AND FINALLY GETTING BACK OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD IS PRETTY REFRESHING. I'M JUST GLAD TO BE OUT THERE DOING SOMETHING WITH MYSELF AGAIN. WELL THATS IT FOR NOW....TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GREAT THURSDAY. HUGS, ERIKA

Never Again
Words encircle my mind Ink to paper the words fly Tools of a new creation A new creation left up to me Words a salvation My only escape Everything else just falls to pieces Nothing much remains Never again the same Inner sorrows Overcome by emotions Everything falling apart Cracking Splitting Only truth and raw emotion remain There is no mask left to hide behind Torn in two Broken Never again the same No longer afraid -(c) J.Bendiksen

Lovely Lovely Rose
Painted smiling face that plucks the lovely rose Do you not also invite revenge to your banquet To carelessly disregard the symbol of such beauty When the dinner guests are gone and the flower has faded Grasping,cutting yourself cruelly,upon the blossom's innocent thorns Bleeding,you leave yourself to watch morbidly in Betrayal As the cat completes the ritual,in perpetual silence Guardedly carrying to the window sill in honor The image of your apparent spite And letting fall,this bitter memory,to the garden below

Blah Blah Blog Blah
Do you ever feel like you are being ignored even though you are standing right in front of the person and they are responding to you??? Even though they are responding to you, it's just natural human nature to respond quick or if you are really paying attention you think about your answer first, right? I don't know and maybe I don't really truly care. This kind of helps out to just write to the whole world just about...

Love
I guess everyone has something they get emotional about... that makes them smile or feel invincible even if only for a short time...that drives/ motivates them... I can remember the first time I felt hip hop. I can remeber the first time I felt REAL hip hop. It made me wanna hold my head up and walk a certain way... it changed something inside me. It made me proud to be black at a time in my life where I felt that it only seemed like a hinderance...where the authority figures around me were only telling how wrong I was and what I couldn't do and not about opportunity and pride. I can remeber sitting on the floor of my room with this busted ass black cd boombox...in fuckin' amazement!! some soulful jazz horns in the backround, the beat and then came: " ...Yo, I was a piano player in my last lifetime Now I write rhymes, sip white wine and let my light shine Out the dark space, with the world on my mind like Scarface though my sex drive like a car chase More than a uhh, it's the

Extremities,dirt,and Various Other Debris..
There is a Moor at Worlds End The endless grey night broken by only silver waves of moon and the ghost light of the whispering fools fires It's here that all secrets dwell. Where all sins reside in forgotten memories. Here the keeper of desires hidden flame walks in shadowed silence Forever watching over the worlds that came before from the Silver City before The Fall from Gehenna to here. To the ashes that remain from the burning of the Prophets of Reason, to the quiet despair which haunts the halls of the Palace of Delights. It is here that he waits. Alone at The Moor of Worlds End -The Moor of Worlds End- (A Fools Fire) - Fools Fire : Refers to the ghostly lights sometimes seen at night or twilight that hover over damp ground in still air — often over bogs It looks like a flickering lamp, and is sometimes said to recede if approached. Some times referred to as Jack O' Lanterns,Corpse Candles,Will O' The Wisps,Hobby Lanterns,and thought to be ghosts,fairi

A Lil Peeved
Well as most of u might know....i am not allowed to mumm anymore....and im not sure why....i posted a mumm asking if people thought mumms were cool, or a waste of time. And it got removed for NSFW content....I POSTED NO NSFW CONTENT ON THIS MUMM~! If someone posted anything on my MUMM that was NSFW i didnt get the chance to delete it as my mumm was removed first. I have contacted sevreal people, a couple bouncers, and even the great BABYJESUS himself....and got NOTHING....so oh well...i cant MUMM anymore....but to hell with it....ill just enjoy my time here on FUBAR and meet people and post what i think is cool, and not try to make it a numbers contest like most others on this site.....BUT I DO THINK THAT IS RIDICULOUS THAT OTHER PEOPLES STUPIDITY CAN, (and obviouely does,) DICTATE WHAT I CAN OR CANNONT DO ON THIS SITE>>>>>>>>>>>>> at least tom at MYSPACE does try to maintain his site...and listens to the masses...and fixes problems....but does NOT delete peoples shit unless THEY TH

New Pics
NEW PICS FROM MY WYOMING VACATON STOP BY AND CHECK OUT MY NEW PICS. RATE AND COMMENT THEM. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK I HAVE MORE, TOOK OVER 300 BUT DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR THEM. THANKS A FEW RATES WILL ALSO HELP ME TO THE NEXT LEVEL LOL SEEMS LIKE I'VE BEEN ROCKSTAR 4EVER. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND :) GINOURMOUS GÅß€@ fubar

Back To School Time!
With kids going back to school....be sure to watch for signs of child abuse and neglect! Recognizing Child Abuse and Neglect: Signs and Symptoms Factsheet Author(s): Child Welfare Information Gateway Year Published: 2006 The first step in helping abused or neglected children is learning to recognize the signs of child abuse and neglect. The presence of a single sign does not prove child abuse is occurring in a family; however, when these signs appear repeatedly or in combination you should take a closer look at the situation and consider the possibility of child abuse. If you do suspect a child is being harmed, reporting your suspicions may protect the child and get help for the family. Contact your local child protective services agency or police department. For more information about where and how to file a report, call the Childhelp USA® National Child Abuse Hotline (1.800.4.A.CHILD). (Back to Top) Recognizing Child Abuse The following signs may sign

Jerk Vs. Nice Guy
A wise man once told me, "As a man, you have to die once in order to live." I never fully appreciated his advice, nor did I understand it until I experienced it firsthand. From that time on, I understood the origins of the Jerk vs. Nice Guy battle. You may be asking yourselves, "What in the world is this guy talking about?" Well, I'm referring to the widely known fact that women habitually date men that are jerks while the "nice" guys are often left twiddling their thumbs in solitaire. Does this sound familiar to anyone? Figuratively speaking, in order for a man to enjoy the company of women and be able to seduce them, his inner nice guy must first die through heartache. It is at this point that his inner bad boy surfaces and goes on the prowl. Any man that has experienced true love, only to have his heart crushed by the woman that he thought he would spend his life with, will understand what I am talking about. A man that has never experienced the heartache of bei

Trying To Get By
life is hard we jsut trying to get by day by day week by week and where dose it get . no were mush work hard to just to get the over time and it semm like it dose not get you any where. by you go on. wrok hard ofr the family. it hard life just trying to get by

Assholes Vs Nice Guys
Well this is a blog I should have posted a long time ago. It urks my nerves when I think about it. When society destoyed the idea of a nice guy and turned it into a myth. Something of the past that does not exist anymore. And for those that do still believe they are out there. the assholes of the world us that as the stepping stone to get what they want. When they accomplish it they get comfortable and are there normal asshole selves again. There used to be a time when dating was spending time with someone really getting to know them and finding out what they are about. Through this process you could see if there were somone you could have a long term relationship with. Now it is hooking up with someone you haven't know a long time, hop into bed or the relationship with them and you don't know anything about them. If they cheat, Oh, well that is how they are and it is excepted. If they mistreat you, Oh well maybe he will go back to being nice again. By

Gotta Love Little Boys
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

Jokes
Sexual Olympics A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

I'm A Cop
I am a COP Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving fast to a

Oh!! Whatever
yup thats just what it is...another day...i wont be able to do anything like move or such for at least 3 years anyways...have you ever had a dream that in itself isnt dumb but what holds you back from it is dumb...well thats me...if i had all the permits and money needed my kids could have thier cafe in the " dam"...but now they will have to wait mostly wait till justin[ 3rd son] to get back from the desert...so to keep busy here i been moving furniture and spending time on here and to me its just another day...i need a new hobby...id love to learn how to use photoshop or morphing i love art....so ill put that on my xmas wish list...haha and see if santa comes to see me this year...lol...but on a positive note my trip to europe was insane beautiful amazing etc we are all going back once the boys have done thier time in the armed forces...but we will see till next time xoxoxoxo

Tutorials
Step by Step 1. go to http://fubar.com/profile.php 2. change Homestyle View to Original or Power...i like Power cuz it looks cooler. 3. go to your homepage 4. Look by your display picture and you'll see status 5. Click on Customize to create your own status or click on drop arrow to select a default status. 6. If you select your own status, be sure to hit SET

Lessons From Gesse:
At a time when the National Center for Health Statistics predicts 43 percent of marriages in the United States will end in divorce, families could learn a lot from the Canadian Goose. Each year the birds fly thousands of miles with ease, precision, and teamwork. Flying in "V" formation, as geese do, is 70 percent more efficient than flying alone. As the birds move their wings they create an uplift for the bird behind them. When one of the birds falls our of formation it will suddenly feel the increased resistance of the air flying alone and will soon regain the formation. As most people view the geese in formation, they visualize a single leader. In reality, however, as the lead goose tried it rotates back into the formation and another takes its place. Each flock flies at its own rhythm. The pulsating sound of the wings beating together excites and energizes the whole formation. The geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed. If a goose be

Poetry
My Snow White Queen Do you know how your voice haunts me still Can not shake your from my head Everywhere these feet travel In the corner of my mind My queen appears and she is you You were destined to be mine For you belong to me My snow white queen In the end you will know you are just like me Wicked to the core and full of All the darkness of the world Bound to me in mind and spirit I can not breathe for you beauty takes my breath away You can not scream For you know deep down this is way its meant to be Do not fight me please All I want now and forever is you Without you I can not Sleep or live I am losing my mind What left of my sanity from This obsession over you As you stare at me in all the madness Do you see yourself inside these eyes Feel the passion in a kiss Know its not for anyone else Brought you to this place and fell out of grace Heaven can hate me Hell can pity me I do not care anymore With me at last and forever My s

Who Do You Look Like?
So a lot of people have been telling me I look like Milla Jovovich. Which is pretty flattering especially since shes the girl off Resident Evil and Fifth Element. So when I saw my sisters myspace there was this thing and it was talking about who you looked like. So I went to check it out and it gave me about eight famous people who I look like: Kimberly Williams, Kate Bosworth, Alicia Silverstone, Katherine Heigl, Natalie Portman, Priyanka Chopra, Paulina Porizkova, Alexa Havins. Kinda weird. I was just wondering who do people think they look like. Or who do you think you look like. So just message me with a reply. tc.

Give It To Me
Oh baby, you're so hot you make me wild when you tantalize.... Oh baby, you're so hot all I can do is fantasize. I never knew you could make love like this and when I feel your steamy kiss that's when the attraction pulls me into your arms and we dance sexily, swaying back and forth, stepping left to right pressed together real tight. When I feel every part of you that's my heaven, my delight. Don't stop You're so hot. Oh baby, last night you were ecstasy when you rode me in New York City, skyscrapers rising all around as we travelled a horse and carriage uptown; rocking and swaying, side to side feeling the perfection of our ride, slow then fast, you never let me go you rode me beyond my euphoric plateau. Oh baby, you're so hot, I never want you to stop oozing sex appeal when you tantalize, cos' I'm in heaven with your lips on mine; let me hear your cries tonight when all I can do is fantasize.... let me touch you, le

Two Wishes
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places

Internet Connection.....grrrr
My internet connection is through my cable line and it just failed a few minutes ago for the second time today, and the third time within the last 24 hours. If you see me logged in, and my name says I'm here but I'm not responding to you, then it's because my internet connection has failed yet again and I'll get back on as soon as I possibly can. This is ridiculous. Not only is our cable tv all fubarred up, every time it's working halfway decent, the d@mned internet connection goes to shit. I get logged into fubar and get kicked out without warning, it's so weird. The window closes, all my desktop icons disappear and I usually have to power down the computer. I'm having a tough time even staying logged into my yahoo messenger. I used to be able to be logged into fubar, yahoo messenger and msn messenger and even have a window open to search for comments to leave on ya'll's pages. I even try that now, shit, I think the computer would explode. So I'm going to try and figure o

Journal
Hello all my friends.We had a great time on our trip,it was a blast.We got into Charleston around 5pm sunday and ending up getting a hotel in Mt. Pleasant where hotels werent $100+ dollars,even though I bet they were nice and all,I didnt want to blow half our money on a hotel, when we got a nice hotel for a decent price.Time we found a good hotel and grabbed a bite to eat it was getting to dark to do alot of sightseeing that night,we did find some nice graveyards though and decided to take pics on monday.Did some sightseeing of downtown charelston though that night.Monday came and I only got like 5hours of sleep but I was to excited to worry about being tired lol.So we left the hotel about 10am and then decided to go check out the Boone Hall Plantation,it was beautiful, got some pictures of that and then grabbed some lunch, also went around to a few graveyards and took some pics there as well.The only thing that was annoying about Charleston that you had to pay for almost every parking

Sitting In The Park
(Woo-hoo-hoo-ooo) (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Yes, I'm sitting right here Waiting for a-you my dear Wondering if a-you ever Gonna show up (Show up) I don't know if you gonna show My darling I got to go But never-the-less, I said You got-a me waitin' (Sittin' in the park waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Child, I'm) Sitting here on the bench With my back against the fence Wonderin' if I have any sense (Child, I'm) Somethin' tells me I'm a fool To let you treat me so cruel But never-the-less, I say again You got-a me waiting (Sittin' in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) Why, oh why, oh why, oh why Oh why, oh why? (Tell me why) Won't you tell me why? (I wanna know why) Oh, my darling I said-a right now Good girl I wanna know why? Why? (Tell him what-a-matter) (Sitting in the park, waiting for you-hoo-hoo) (Tell him what-a-matter ) Sitting here on the bench With my back against the fence Wondering if I have any

In Loving Memory Of Kelsey Briggs
-----------------From: Jessica Date: Aug 14, 2007 1:27 PMThis little girl is Kelsey Briggs,Please watch her story and share it with others.It is a Tragic story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves.If you want to help out,please repost.

Sex = Drink
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rainfall
Rainfall The rain beats against the windowpane like drums echoing a rhythm of sorrow and regret. She stands by the window; hands clenched so tightly that it causes her delicate knuckles to grow white with the strain. Staring out of the rain beaded window with eyes glazed over with grief and anger her words echo in her head. She had only been alone for an hour or two but it felt like decades. Would he come back? Where was he going? Those two thoughts were at the top of her list of nagging questions second only to her growing concern over his reckless driving on the rain soaked streets. Her level of frustration was so strong she felt nauseous. Guilt was borrowing its claws into her and the feeling of hopelessness was almost overwhelming. Only when her anger kicked in did she feel the strength needed to survive this inner turmoil. It was his fault after all wasn’t it? All she wanted was a phone call. A simple “hey hello honey, I’m going to be late”. Is that too much to ask damn

Hallowicked 2007 Tour
Tours and Appearances Last Updated: March 23, 2007 HALLOWICKED 2007 TOUR OCT 15th Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory 421 North 7th Street OCT 16th Norfolk, VA The Norva 317 Monticello Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 17th Baltimore, MD Sonar 407 East Saratoga St Get Tickets Now! OCT 19th Worcester, MA The Palladium 261 Main St Get Tickets Now! OCT 20th Hartford, CT Webster Theater 31 Webster St Get Tickets Now! OCT 21st Cleveland, OH Agora Theater 5000 Euclid Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 23rd Sauget, IL (St. Louis) Pop's 1403 Mississippi Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 24th Tulsa, OK Cain's Ballroom 423 north Main St Get Tickets Now! OCT 26th Milwaukee, WI The Rave 2401 West Wisconsin Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 27th Noblesville, IN Verizon Wireless Music Center 12880 East 146th St Get Tickets Now! OCT 28th Chicago, IL Congress Theatre 2135 North Milwaukee Ave Get Tickets Now! OCT 30th Co

Children
Anyone and everyone who knows me, knows that the monkeys come first in my life. I affectionately call my children my monkeys. My ex-husband was there with me in the OR when I had my daughter, by the time my son was born he was out of the picture so my mother was with me in the OR to have him. I reflect back on the past 12 years I've had at being a mother, they have brought my life so much happiness and true they have broken my heart more times than I care to count. I have watched them grow from being a dependent baby to independent little people. Granted the older they get, the more they try my patience. Especially this summer, we are all so glad school starts on Monday. I think I've let them have too much freedom this summer from a routine. That's not to say when they've gotten in trouble they haven't gotten punished, because they have and they'll tell you. I love being a mother even though it's the hardest job in the world but it also has some of the best rewards!

Music Lyrics
CIARA LYRICS "Like A Boy" [Verse: 1] Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about [Hook] Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh [Chorus] What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy [Guy Chopped & Screwed Voice] Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! [Verse: 2] Girl go head and be... (

One Love...
One Love So many times Love went south Down into the valley Of the shadow of doubt My faith was failing, My hope was gone I wandered In the wilderness All alone You came to me Like a revelation In your arms I found salvation One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love I'm amazed by The wonder of you The clouds all open, And the light comes through All my life I had never guessed That anyone could Ever be so blessed I feel brand new, I've been revived All I want to do Is testify One love Took me to The mountaintop Showed me a world I'd never seen One love took me Down to the riverside Opened my heart And washed me clean Nothin' less than A miracle Sent from heaven above One love

Disaster
am doing my best to make my life better, I do it for kylee, I am doing my best not be so unhappy all the time, atleast on the outside. On the inside however, I am lost , I am alone, I am a disaster. I try everyday to go on with a Mask of pretend, for kylee. Why am I not strong enough to let go ? Why am I not strong enough to leave? I wake everyday with a smile because I hear my baby calling my name. Everyday I also wake with the thought of what will go wrong today? What will he make feel like today? What will he do today to destroy us even more? How can I love someone that I can't trust? How can I love someone that I can not in any way, depend on?? I do not have the answers.........

Bobby Don Pokes Around
Sometimes Bobby Don takes a bus to the big city - Medina - to poke around the Army-Navy Surplus store (looking for new patches for his hunting jacket). So, last week, he ends up in a bar called Slam 'em's - which he is doing when a real looker starts talking to him. She introduces her husband and they all get to talking - fishing, hunting, NASCAR - and then the subjects get a little embarrassing for the old boy... She's telling positions and partners while Bobby turns tomato red and his pecker sticks up so hard it almost makes a bump in his Wranglers. But, he's trying to play it cool. He likes Bill and Binky, but he reckons they are just "a mite 'fisticated fer me." It gets to be closing time and Bobby says "I'm headin' to the 'Y', I reckon." These nice city folks invited him home for a few drinks and a ménage à trois. Imagine his surprise... "Shit, I figgered it was sumthin' like cheese fondue!" This is one story Bobby Don do

A Day In My Life
Here I am... still in bed. My back is hurting and just took a lil bit more then my dosage for pain meds. No worries... not gonna kill me! lol.. I already got permission from my doc to do this! Since this is my first blog.. I mind as well tell you about me and my situation. In regards as to taking meds, I do this because I have a lower spinal injury. I can still walk, go dancing, play a lousy game of pool, 4 wheeling in my Jeep, swimming, and have nympho sexathons! But the things I can't do is ride my bike, run, jump, pretty much anything that will jar my spine. Well sex is the exception to the rule, because I don't rule anything out when it comes to it! That is because I am usually taking my pain meds, and I don't feel the pain my spine until I wake up the next day and then I feel like I have been tossed off a cliff! I hate my back being this way, and I am not a candidate for surgery. So being young and having to deal with this life till I die or unless some miracle cure comes alon

The Life Of Me.....
So I was at this music store that sells records, and by that I mean 45's and the like and this guy was talking to his friend about this chick he started talking to from Fubar. Me being the nosey little mouse that I am was like wtf is Fubar. Well now I know. My what a place. There is a lot going on. All types of sounds and people saying hello. It's really nice. I just feel bad sometimes. I don't want people to think I'm mean because I don't write back. *scratches head* I've leveled pretty fast which means according to the bible means I can do more. Maybe thats tomorrow's goal. I like the place. Just wonder what a blast is? Also I got a kitten today. Went to the store for a collar. Maybe put the pictures up tomorrow. Like any one wants to see my new kitten. I'm such a girl sometimes. Also I can't spell, so if that bugs you. I'm really sorry. :) If I started talking to you today but kinda dropped of, don't take that as a sign of anything. It's called wireless and a new kitten. Lo

Relationship
RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently

Omg
Hello everyone and thank you thank you for all the comments and welcomes and whistles and gifts...I am so overwhelmed by everything...I am a MySpace junky to say the least...So trying to figure everything here out is alot..Please be patient with me and don't think that I am not responding cause I'm a stuck up snob...I just don't know where everything is at or how this all works... Thanks again everyone..I really appreciate it.. Angel

Her Night
I heard a long time ago that turnabout is fair play - only thing is, in this case, it really isn't. I wanted to thank her for responding so thoroughly to my needs, but really, the difference is: I love the taste of her - she is so damn sweet on my tongue I don't need to feed her pineapple - to pleasure her is a pleasure for me, so we can never be even. Well, I tried, anyway. The Phoenix Suns were in a playoff game, but I kept the TV off. Served her dinner, poured her wine, took her by the hand and led her to the sofa. Yeah, I'm a sap, a sucker, sometimes even an ass (and I'm willing to take the heat from Carter and the boys) but, damn - even her feet are sexy. I washed them, massaged them, careful not to tickle - then her calves, then her soft and lovely thighs. I've heard it called a pussy, a mound, the kitty, the pink, a more clinical vagina - but let's just call it "fine dining". My kisses made her flinch a little, my tongue cause

Several Nights
Alright, it's official - I am whipped, a trained seal - it's like this tropism thing - she walks into the damned room and I wonder: What can I do for Diane? When she sniffles I have a tissue, I open beers for her, I let her play poker with the boys. (If Carter hadn't been busy with some "thing" he had to go to, I'd still be paying for that night.) Look, she says she won't move in, but I've moved out - no more eggs in the fridge, no shrimp cocktails. I am down to two square inches of counter space in the bathroom and I'm out of hangers - I swear to god, all she has at her place anymore is furniture and a trapeze (which, incidentally, she wants installed here yesterday). Nope, she wants her freedom, her inde-fuckin-pendence, and she shall have it - like I can say "no" to her. She's queen bee, I'm worker drone - it reminds me of that experiment in high school when all the damned algae or whatever turns to the magnet - yup, that's me, al

How Deep It Goes
just sitting here thinking to myself about alot of shit that has happenend recently in my life and what things have come to revelation in my eyes....many of u know my wife as DJ Pink Frost and most dudes on here of course wanna get at her which i dont blame them...anyways i made a mistake bout 2 months ago that was a sin to marriage that should of never happened and it hurt her so deeply that i thought i could understand but i know i will never understand that feeling of cheating...i only know from when i had a fianace and she did it to me and it changed me completely and made my outlook of women diff...but i did the same to my wife and it was hell for me that she gave me but i deserve everybit of it and it had nothing to do with feelings or i wanted sex i was just mad and i didnt know how to control my anger but no excuses i fucked up and hurt the one person i love more than anything but as time went by it got harder and things were said n they hurted and i almost lost faith in my mar

My Son
Not sure if you don't already know but I love my son to death. Here it is I am almost 30 years old and I have this wonderful woman that has given me the boy that I have always wanted and waited so long to get. I never knew what it was like to have something that is so beautiful that I could call mine and will always be mine till the day that I die. If you know me you will know that I have been in a lot of relationships where she already had a child but it wasn't the same. I would never mistreat their child but I knew that he/she wasn't mine. I am sorry I just wanted to write down some of my thoughts. Thanks

How
...a laugh leads to a tickle ...a tickle leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11 repost this as How Sex got started

Compliments Of Friends
Dragon Spirit Country As the morning sun Shines over the land Radiating the warm Colors over the horizon The birds rustling their feathers As they awaken To feed their young and to Sing their songs The sights, sounds, and smells Awaken me to my senses I open my eyes and Stretch to my full length As I stand up My eyes look at my surroundings Searching for that First scene of life I see the rolling hills beyond Full of color and lumptious flowers As the bees swarm around them Taking pollen as needed I see the sparkling lake With the fish swimming about Going back and forth Busy like I see the green plains That stretch beyond my eyes Little creatures buzzing about Going on with their business My eyes wander upwards To the bluest sky ever Feeling the rays of the sun I close my eyes for a minute Absorbing all the nature around me My mind races My heart soars My blood boils I hear a familar howl In the distance The running of paws P

You Got To Be Joking....right...?
Explain to me how anyone could possibly take this web site seriously. Good grief, it's not all that important that you have to be bitchy about who's leaving you retarded comments. You look like an IDIOT!! And stop being so fucking bitchy about everything! Relax, and enjoy the atmosphere!! At least it's not myspace!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!

Sex Test
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100% Sex God80% A Romantic50% Virgin15% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Free African American Sholarships
AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDENTS ARE NOT APPLYING! Even if you do not have a college-aged child at home, please share this with someone who does, pass this scholarship information on to anyone and everyone that comes to mind. Though there are a number of companies and organizations that have donated monies for scholarships use to African Americans, a great deal of the money is being returned because of a lack of interest. Also if you are a student please apply and pass this list on to others. No one is going to knock on our doors and ask if we can use a scholarship. Take the initiative to get your children involved. There is no need for money to be returned to donating companies because we fail to apply for it. Please pass this information on to family members, nieces, nephews, friends with children etc. We must get the word out that money is available. If you are a college student or getting ready to become one, you probably already know how useful additional money can b

Win Stuff By Using A Search Engine
www.bigdevil.com/join/opterasis If everyone could take a few minutes to sign up at this site for me, Id really appreciate it. All you do is use the search engine on the site, and you can win stuff, I've won over 40$ in amazon.com gift certificates over the last 2 weeks. Also if you could put the link in your profile too, I'd really appreciate it, thanks everyone! www.bigdevil.com/join/opterasis

Highway 60
We dropped down from the White Mountains, and slid into A Bar That Has No Name just before they closed down Showlow for the night - packed in package liquor for the drive. In another place, another world, it's out of fashion - drinking while the double yellow lines race beneath your tires. Folks around here believe it's a necessity. I guess we scared the trout, pulling into Christopher Creek, ploughed and pie-eyed, Sunday morning, but the sunrise drove us both to poetry, bare-naked, tangled up in each other, fishing gear, paper bags, and groceries in the back seat of her Daddy's '59 Impala. The Mogollon Rim is like that - all overgrown with fornication and fog - tied up inside me with memories of her. Highway 60 runs both ways but she went the other. © All rights reserved

Greyhound From Nowhere To Newark
Just outside of Nowhere, Arizona, in a desert alive with ghosts, I bent over in my seat to hide my tears. I am leaving, am arriving - happy, sad - so many memories behind, ahead. I could feel the imprints of her hands, her arms around me, her perfume whispered up from my clothes - she has come with me and slowly fades like the sun behind us as we race away from the pink sky into the black forever of this highway. I climbed down, a rainy morning, Newark, just this side of yesterday - looked around for no-one, all alone, again, afraid - stretched and stood a moment. I am leaving, am arriving - happy, sad - so many memories behind, ahead. I walked. © All rights reserved

Shower Head
As water dances down across glistening, wet skin, you lower yourself to me and take me in your mouth. My breathing catches once, and quickens as you lick my length and force me to the back of your throat. I hear you sighing, feel you moaning low and long and, oh, I cannot stop myself from reaching down and holding you there gently until I find the perfect pitch and, crying out, release myself into you. Then bring you to me, face to face, and kiss you as the water dances down. © All rights reserved

Labor Day
If any of you in fubar land have ever participated in a marathon then my hats of to you, man.. .this is my first endurance event and I've successfully completed my first month of six of training and I am totally beat! It's hard to get out of bed of Sat. morning at 6am go running, have any idea how extremely hard that is, guys?! Wow. But I'm feeling better now than I was 30 days ago. I have 5 more months to go so all of you who know me well just keep up the moral support and hold those shots for me until Feburary when I'll tie one on with you for sure!!! I can't wait to cross that finish line and then belly up to the bar with you guys again! Keep the love coming in and please keep visiting my marathon site to check out my progress! If you don't have my website address let me know and I'll throw it your way so you can check it out. Heading to the gym... talk to you guys later.

Backless Black
Just a little cotton candy dressed in liquorice black - a backless thing that throws me just off-balance. Five feet, give or take a couple inches - but any more of her than that and too many men would die, hearts would stop - just a couple inches from the hemline to the knee and from the hemline to the waist and in-between the moon and stars collide. Sure, she wears it, but, in truth, she owns that tiny dress and every man left staring, speechless in her wake. © All rights reserved

World Of Me
What A Kiss Means Subject: what a kiss means -Kiss on the Upper chest or Stomach ~ I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead ~ We're cute together . -Kiss on the Cheek ~ We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand ~ I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck ~ I want you, now. -Kiss on the Shoulder ~ Your perfect. -Kiss on the Lips ~ I think I like you. ____________________________________________________ WHAT A GESTURE MEANS -Holding Hands ~ We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt ~ Your fun. -Holding you tight pressed against each other ~ I want you. -Looking into each other's Eyes ~ I like you, for who you are. -Playing with Hair ~ Let's fool around. -Arms around the Waist ~ I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing ~ I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ~Advice ~ Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. _________________________________

Lust Confessions Oh No!
I had sex in Wal-mart, while working! I had to hide my boyfriend in my closet for 3 hours when my mom came back into town early. Then I went down stairs, rang the doorbell, he came out, and we said he just got there. i had sex with 4 men in 3 days while my husband was in jail for 4 days. I am a 30yo white female that lives in Westminster, MD. Ever since I was 24 I have been hooking up and having unprotected sex with older black men. It’s weird but the older the better! Just last weekend I hooked up with this guy that was 66. The worst part is I am late and my white fiancé thinks the baby is his. He has no idea… I'm single, had an affair with a married woman, she got pregnant and wound up getting divorced to be with me. Then she miscarried and we wound up breaking up. Secretly I was glad because I never wanted to be with her, I just wanted the sex.

Xvi The Tower (reversed)
When you return my head is emptied of its tears. I smile, and from my eyes and ears, my teeth, and nose, and skin the universe issues forth. There is a light, and then the stars explode and burn, As space stacks up the pieces of itself and builds a solid thing.

Connie
Connie worked behind the counter, counted coins, cussed a little at the laggards and lizards leering at her longingly through the plate glass at the mini-mart - she could make my groin groan with a need I never knew before but felt as ancient as the apple and the serpent. I slipped by often for Snickers and stupid conversation, nudged nervously closer each time and finally found the courage to tell the truth: "I have a million candy bars at home, but you aren't there, so here I am - can I call you Connie?" Damn that girl was dumb, but I was an idiot for her legs, those breasts, and skin so scrubbed you could almost see right through her. Summer slipped by too soon and Connie kept her commitment to Cooper's College of Cosmetology, but this damned dick still stands tall when I recall the backseat of the Buick and that sour apple bubble gum we passed from mouth to mouth every night, out back of the launderette. I wonder who old Connie's doing now.

Glass And Steel
I have given her so many names to hide her from myself, pretending that her death meant nothing to me. But she was inside me even then, even as the glass and steel was rent on that dark highway and her blood mixed with the black rain of that cold night. I have to let her go. I have to set aside regrets I never spoke - remember her now as the ghostly visage that looked up from that wooden box that night in June so many years ago. I have to let her go - to sink into this good earth, to mix with the loam, to draw away from me, from us. She is Carolyn of the angels, now, not ever mine to keep alive with pale longings and emotions that I really only feigned. With all these years, I have finally learned time will make these graves grow deeper. © All rights reserved

Number Line
If making love occurs along a number line, some moment between the night and the rising sun each hand along her spine, every lip upon a risen nipple, all feral sounds shared slipped the midpoint from slow hello to a long goodbye - do not leave me now became I know you must go - and now he is a shadow in her bed. © All rights reserved

What Number R U?
You Are 4: The Individualist You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable. You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. At Your Best: You are inspired, artistic, and introspective. You know what you're thinking, and you can communicate it well. At Your Worst: You are melancholy, alienated, and withdrawn. Your Fixation: Envy Your Primary Fear: To have no identity Your Primary Desire: To find yourself Other Number 4's: Alanis Morisette, Johnny Depp, J.D. Salinger, Jim Morrison, and Anne Rice.

Beauty
You Are a Natural Beauty! You're the kind of beauty that every guy dreams about... One that looks good in the morning - without a stich of makeup That's doesn't mean you're a total hippie chic though You have style, but for you, style is effortlessWhat Type of Beauty Are You?

Uptown Or Downtown Girl??
You Are Midtown You love so many things, you don't fit into any one label. Your city girl persona goes to a fancy restaurant one night and a dive bar the next. Are You An Uptown Girl or Downtown Girl?

Torn Apart
She tore apart the parts of me I always thought would always be constant - constantly calling me on the bullshit I would toss about so easily to other women - what the fuck did I know about love or loving? Now I belong to one woman and I never thought I could be owned, let alone loved or wanted - hell, she says she needs me and that will scare me always (but never as much as the thought that I might not be there when it all falls apart - it always does). I'm the scoundrel, bounder, cad - I can't do this, but I have to - I have to hold her close and say things I never thought I'd mean. Life is like this, isn't it? © All rights reserved

Emily Fast And Fun
Emily fast and fun, all fingers fumbly, clasp clumsy, finally free against the fence in her backyard - yes, yes, yes the sun was down and summertime poured from the bottle dribbled down drippled drowned. She was I was we were - it was hard to slow us down - and then her dad called out the back door - I was she was we were finished. © All rights reserved

Just To See
I usually try to get to all of the peps I have on my friends list with some type of love to put on thier page. I have done this yet again today. I hit everyone on my list just to see who pays attention and who returns a comment.

Saying Goodbye
To all my friends....I am taking a new path in life...and I am going to be deleting my page on here....I do have other sites and emails and Im's...so anyone would like to stay in contact and you don't have my other info let me know! I enjoyed my time here and all my new friends..but as most of you know I havent been on as much! Love to all! heidi

House On The Sand (first Half)
This is the first half of a song I'm writing. I started it when I was down in Fort Polk, LA during JRTC. It's a little bit country, a little bit Depeche Mode. Enjoy: Nothin's ever gonna stay the same, child no matter what you do, and every castle you try to build is gonna come down over you. Nobody will ever stay true, child no matter what they say, and every pair of arms you hold on to will disappear along the way. No place will ever be safe, child no matter where you run, 'cause every path leads to the end when all your runnin's' done. So build your house on the sand, child though it's shifting everyday, 'cause there's a crack in the stone, my dear and the edge will break away. [Chorus] Hosannah, hosannah glory to Chaos in the highest.

Welcome To The Darkness
Ride me. Rise over me like a skyscraper and impale yourself upon me, look down upon me with all your love and present yourself for me to see. Ride me. Balance yourself on my sturdy chest and feel how my heart beats strong within, feel me twitch inside your body and let the dance of lovers begin. Ride me. Rise and fall so slowly upon me and set the rhythm you find ideal, while I reach up to caress your chest and pinch a nipple to make you squeal. Ride me. Make love to me with your heart and soul as I fill you again and again, while the bombs explode all around us and I explode in you at the end. This is not my work. This belongs to a very talented man who calls himself Raven. When I look into your eyes I see that something has been left behind through the smiles and gentle kisses I see a heart still longing a touch left unfulfilled a kiss that is vapor to the wind I'm ninety-seven percent of what you need inches away from being complete

Nonlinear Flux
I am guided by her hall lamp lit from somewhere wet, taking liberties in the shadowy depths of her quaking need. Do not perform logic games in this dark room, angel - we are in a nonlinear flux, bolted to a carnival ride, shining gleeful faces pressed against the glass. Show my hand a place to dance - we will choreograph new art in the dimples of flushed skin - brushstrokes of bare limbs. Tonight, you are Twyla Tharp - I am your stage - dressed in the torment of this naked desire. © All rights reserved

The Pain
i have a pain that is so deep not just on the ouside but very damageing on the inside badly it feels like a blackhole that just keeps sucking and just when i think i got rid of it just for a small min it eats me up quickly i dont no if anything can be done sometimes i even cry my self sleep wish i would not feel nothing at all sometimes beig happy never last long much iam not asking you to feel nothing for me that not what this is abount/ its just so you no more abount me since no one really reads the profile

Bad Magic
This is one part of a swing song I wrote a long time ago: Woman in the long, red dress You've got the eyes of the Devil on you They follow as you walk right past You've got the eyes of the Devil on you And as the shadows shamble down my walls As I light up the candles and I make the calls Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you Long, black hair spills down Your milk white skin You've got me beggin', got me beggin' To please come in You've got me beggin' as I weave my spell And throw wide open The gates of Hell Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you

I Love You (poem)
Deep in my heart, There is a place for you, Inside and out, Outter and inner side, No more tears, No more pain, No more hate, I just love this new thing in my life, My life is completly happy, I'm proud, The sun is shinning, The stars are glowing, The moon is shinning down and it's glowing, What can I say, I'm just plain happy, Don't misunderstood me, I love it, And most of all, I love you! Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres

A New Night
Diane and I drank champagne, sniffed the fricking corks and felt a little tingly - so naturally we got nekkid. We'd been saving page 73 for a special occasion, so we gathered up the necessary supplies - a bottle of ketchup, two ten-penny nails, Dramamine, and twenty feet of butcher paper and headed into the playroom. "This won't hurt for long, bub," said my little darling (so I dared to use the chair) - but first the cloth cushion had to go. I tossed it to the corner, and it caught on the trapeze, hung there - so I grabbed it once again and gave a solid yank - I heard a rip then read the tattered tag: "Do not remove by penalty of law." Just then, a knocking at my door, a flash of badge, and damned if Johnny Law didn't haul me to the hoosegow. One phone call: Happy New Year, Bubeleh, could you come and bail me out? "In the morning, honey, Dick is dropping his ball." © All rights reserved

Soaked
A sudden deluge from the swollen sky and we were running for cover. I stopped, your hand in mine, and you tried to drag me to a storefront awning, but I pulled you back. Soaked now in summer shower warm wet smiling close then I tasted drops from your red lips turned to watch the lightning flash held you fast against the thunder. I saw roses rise into your cheeks kissed you there and slowly turned to guide you to shelter. You stomped a soggy shoe into a puddle spraying me laughed and looked at me with child's eyes mischief. Later, after drying off and watching the dark storm through our hotel window, we made love to the sound of bacon frying on the street below and on the rooftop - lit by flashes of electricity and warmed by the memory of playing in the rain. © All rights reserved

Deltas
I am a river on bended course to you, carrying deltas of lovemaking in the sands of distant beaches. We are this moment - forever and yesterday - immortal. You are a million drops of pure water come together, the roiling surf of our confluence - I am alone with you whenever we are mixed. No other time, no other place, just the ebb of your bare skin drawing me away - forever and yesterday. © All rights reserved

Wife Software
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend v5.0, which installed itself as Fiancee v2.0. Recently, he then upgraded yet again to Wife v1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources for other applications. He also noticed that Wife is now spawning Child-Processes, which are further consuming valuable resources. The guy swears no mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight v10.3, BeerBash v2.5, and PubNight v7.0 are no longer able to run within the system at all, crashing the entire system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife provides no option as to the i

If We Had Sex
Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you

Forwarding From A Friend
Hello, just sending out this message to everyone on my contact list: If someone by the name of Ashley Marc James wants to add you to their list don't accept it. Its a virus. Tell everyone on your list because if somebody on your list adds them you will get it too. It is a hard drive killer and a very horrible virus. Please pass this on to everyone on your list. We need to find out who is using this account. Right click on the group name of your friends' list and click: Send Message to all. This is affecting to the best of my knowledge Yahoo, Skype and MSN. This is not a fake! Peace and Light To YOU

Remembering Where I Was On September 11,2001
On Sept. 11,2001, I was living in Moline, Illinois. I had just gotten up and was at the bus stop waiting for the bus so I could go to Davenport,Iowa, across the river. At that time I had not known what was transpiring in New York and Washington and Pa. with the highjacked planes. As I boarded the bus one of my neighbors asked me if I knew anything about what was going on in those places. Of course I said that I didn't know and he proceeded to tell me. As the day progressed I had an ocassion to be where I could either see or hear what was happening. I was like many others, shocked and I couldn't believe how this could happen in our country. When I got home I turned on my television and watched in horror as the events of the day unfolded many times before my eyes. It is the day before September 11 and as I watched a memorial to that day I cried. I didn't lose anybody there but I feel like we have been violated not just as people but as a nation. I will always remember September 11,200

Life Is Scary
Very important info..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! You may know someone who needs to know this -that would have little kids. It takes Sex Offenders right to your front door!! Please share this information with friends and family.

Head Up Your Butt!
If you have a severe case of cranial rectitus and need your head removed from up your butt,I highly recommend trying a crowbar and jackhammer!...Results proven to be highly effective....10 out of 10 physicians approve!....LMAO....Caution:Do not try this at home.....lol...Or do so at own risk!...Now that's talking some shite....Good luck!

Holding On
why do i keep holding on when all i get is lies after lies?? thinkin that something will change when day in and day out nothing changes its all the same... im sooo confused that i dont know what to do anymore hold on or let go whats the best way to get out of it?? You lie to me once i give u another chance thinkin u wont ever lie to me again so then i believe u but the next time u lie to me and its jus lies after lies nothing will ever change its always gonna be the same no matter what yet im holding on as my heart beats faster believen every word u say thats not true but yet i think its true so i believe u.... why do i believe ur lies when its taren me apart inside my heart feels heavy as heck because of all ur lies plz jus stop all the lies im tired of them hurtin me.. he broke my heart but i can't let go. he's already moved on. but i still wonder does he care. does he regret the things he's said to me? i can't sleep at night wihtout thinking of these things. i wan

Languages
Sure I seem wrapped around and up and wanting more than I can get from you but here's a little secret: I am crawling into you and occupying places you never knew a man would find and the words I scrawl across you say I am, we will, oh shit, not this! As sure as gin goes with tonic, you are going to need me soon - and I intend to make you beg before I kiss you hard, throw you down, and make you cry out to me in languages you don't know. You want the words rough scratchy hard and here is one that is all of those: now. © All rights reserved

Tandem Things
My father passed away on march 15th at 2:44 AM. He battled emphysema, cancer of the brain, lung,liver and spleen. It was horrific to be at his bed side as he took his final breaths. Nothing in life can prepare a person for such an event. In the same breath, it was a blessing to be there during his final moments, holding his hand and loving him. My mom and I administered meds any time he moved. If he woke up, he would literally drown in the phlegm and junk in his lungs. We were so tired, we attempted to rest as he was in his room. I set my alarm on my cell phone for 2:30 AM so I could give his meds. My mother laid on the couch, I sat in his chair. I was gazing or rather day dreaming into the golden light of his room. Peripherally I saw an even brighter golden glowing light move from the corner of the room to around his bed. I got up and walked into his room. He was hunched forward and gasping for air, still in a drug induced coma. I felt in my gut, this was it. I got his meds from

Lmao
you gotta see this , he thinks hes king dong, mr player , yet hes engaged. but wanted to hook up with me and has hooked up with a few from site..girlfriend must not be doing her job well,lol!whishin 4 u@ fubar Jennie21@ fub this chic and her man wishin 4 u are trying to get everyone mad at my friend, they caused her so many problems that they've both been arrested and have restraining orders on them , grow up people leave my friend alone

Cro Magnon Theory!
Ever notice the dude who's pants hang half down his arse!?......And all you can see is crack??..C'mon now!...What the heck is that!?...I relate it to primitivism and animal instinct I think!.....Kinda like the way dogs sniff eachother's butts....Just something you do!.......But OMG!!!....Please think of some other way to greet an be friendly!....Damn!

Remembering September 11, 2001
I was drawing a still life on the third floor of Manly Hall at the University of Alabama. My art instructor turned on the radio to play classical music for the class as we drew. There was no classical music that morning. The people who hosted the radio show were giving the announcement that a plane had flown into the World Trade Center. After class, I went to the Ferguson Center where many students were gathered, and we watched the rest of the story on a collection of television sets: the second plane crash, the smoking towers, the jumpers, and finally, the collapse. I remember spending the rest of the day in a stupor. So many other people were in the same daze that I thought we all looked like zombies in some cheap horror movie.

Bloggity Bloggity Blog
Six years ago... X's alarm starts it's hideous buzzing, prompting him to jump in the shower. I open my eyes to see a beautiful, sunny morning. Dragging myself out of bed, I decide to start my day a little earlier than normal. Don't have to be at work until noon but I know I have laundry waiting for me at home. I'm dressed and heading down the stairs before X gets out of the bathroom. We've been seeing each other for a while but I still feel akward in the mornings. As I hit the living room, I hear Matt's voice on the answering machine. "The world is coming to an end!" is all he says, then there's the click, and the tone of his voice freaks me out. He's not kidding. I walk out to my car. The bright light of the morning doesn't mix well with my slight hangover. I slide behind the wheel, turn the key, and a news anchor's voice jars my head. Turning the volume down but not really comprehending the sounds, I change the station seeking some soothing music. All I hear is news. I pull up

Newness? Indeed!
We've all Got The Pain Voices Driving Us Insane No Fame To Claim But It Does'nt Matter/It's All The Same Sick Of This Life Sick Of Fuckin' Breathin' As Soon As I Load This Gun Up/I'm Fucking Leavin' I Aint Accomplish Shit 'cept Some BullShit Crime I Hate My Self For Loving You I Dont Think Any One Would Care If I Really Did Now Every One Will See What It Do These Demons I Did Every Wish They Bid Load My Ass Up In That Casket Drop It In The Ground Now I'll Kick It With Some Maggot My Soul Is Hell Bound Seeing My Family Cry Man/It Really Fuckin' Hurts These Tears Ran Dry The Wraith He Doth Lurks Drinkin' Fourties To Chase The Demons Away With A Demoness I Did Lay I Know There's Gotta Be A Better Way Feeling At Fault At The End Of Every Day Out Of This World I'll Go/With a Bang The Sound Of A 12 Gauge It'll Ring In Your Mind 'Till The End Of Time/The Angels/They Hath Sang Another Book/Chapter/and Fuckin' Page The End Of The Pain/The End Of My Love

Offer
To her I offer reason to believe love is action truth beginning blossoming between us and my hand my arms this kiss - I offer funnel cakes overfilled with everything sweet sugar candies candlelight and wine flowers faded by her beauty and a warm bath bubbles to the top - I'll wash her back above below be everything she needs wants asks and I will work to earn her love deserve her touch become for her the dream she thought forever would remain ethereal. © All rights reserved

Fog
Fog, like layers of cotton candy, set today upon this damp city sleeping - it reminded me of a night along the west coast, struggling in the cold wet air to reach your hand and, finding it, pulling you close. Through the thick cloud, I could not see the tears forming in your green eyes, but your words were a dull thud, like a bullet fired through a pillow, finding me in the darkness of that foggy December night: "I love you. Goodbye." © All rights reserved

Weekend
so much goin on this weekend jus like last weekend.. what to do? do i go see this band play iu st.charles or do i go to dirty nellies to see a different band play? or do i go to my girls house party tonight? i dont know.. the only thing i am sure about this weekend is goin to my sons football game on sunday!!

Unplanned
it doesn't seem real. we never meant for this - it came up behind us, left us a little dazed, fearful, under the orange sky, caring more than we dared to, kissing with new meaning. yesterday, our feelings were unknown - how could it change and what has it become? romance unplanned arrives with the dying sun. © All rights reserved

Her Gift
In the morning her gift to me, opened and the wrappings strewn across the floor from the door to my bed my longing look into her eyes is to say thank you for last night all night this morning and the warm embrace last night now forever mine and forever between us in this perfect day. © All rights reserved

Hear You Me
There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go I never said thank you for that 'thought I might get one more chance What would you think of me now? So lucky, so strong, so proud I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance So what would you think of me now? So lucky, so strong, so proud I never said thank you for that Now I'll never have a chance And if you were with me tonight I'd sing to you just one more time A song for a heart so big God wouldn't let it live May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads the sleepless go May angels lead you in May angels lead you in Hear you me my friends On sleepless roads the sleepless go May angels lead you in

Chalk Outline
I hold in my hand a bottomless bottle of too fucking horny for my own good - gin can't kill it, never could, just makes it numb and mumbly. I watch the ice cubes melt think of you screaming out unfrozen, and remember the sound of your summer dress weeping on the chair, "you never let me in, I feel outside, where's your soul?" Sugar, this is not the entrance to my soul - just where it leaks out now and then. I left a chalk outline in your bed - that and this bottle are the best parts of me. © All rights reserved

Entitled
Forget me if you can (you can't) although you think you must (you can't) and just as you have entered me I have entered you When we try to pull apart (we can't) we lose ourselves in this strange moment of our separation I am (we are) entitled to be wrong, confused, contrite, distant, depressed Tomorrow I may reach again for you and I will need you to be there - today I just don't know I'm just an ordinary man struggling in the dark to find light © All rights reserved

Chocolate Guitar
I need to hear your voice (like something sweet - maybe like chocolate music candy singing ice cream dancing) every night or I begin to feel too alone. I have to have your lyrical tasty piano melon-ball guitar whipped cream voice licking my ear or I am too sad to cry. © All rights reserved

My First Tatt...;)
Hey.. I have alllllllways wanted a tattoo.. had an idea what I wanted and all.. just really didnt know where to put it.. once its there.. u either have to leave it there.. or go thru hell to get it off..:) That I dont think I want a piece of.. anyway.. I got there.. asked the one that would be doing it .. if he worked on chickens...:):) He said he did..I told him what I wanted..and he sat there and drew it out. Then his eyes got real big when I told him to put his name on it too.. I GIVE FULL RECOGNITION...THATS THE WAY I ROLLL... anyway.. so I looked at the drawing of what I wanted.. told him that I would be back cuz I had some things to take care of.. when I walked back in the door.. I said.. are u surprised to see me.. He said no.. I paid and sat in the chair.. I had people watching to include.. mama and Ariana.. He started to do the tattoo and I started laughing. He said what is wrong and I said .. yea I have heard sooo many stories that they hurt... he said well I can make it hur

Poetry
When you look around your life And realize that it looks much different when looked upon for the first time Kids see this life as something new and amazing Something to be explored and conquered Adults see it as the fast lane To get where your going and get there as fast as possible When do we slow down and see what the kids see A vast world of caves and mountains Where you don’t know what lies behind the rock Or what creeps under the bridges When was the last time you saw the monster in the closet Or the other world in your mirror When did reality decide to come in your life and make itself known When it took away the imagination and fantasy of what could be And showed you what lies behind the rock and under the bridge When did it tell you that other worlds were not possible And that a mirror was just a mirror Do we ever stop to see the world as a child sees it Or does reality keep us moving so that the world can never be truly seen I looked at the

Fuckin Men
why is it that when you are looking for a good guy you cant find one??? why is it that all men think girls are only for sex? DAMN it i want a guy to want me for more than just sex...is that possible?? im sweet caring and have lots of love to give!!! im done giving ip on men , love and life.. i find someone i really like and i always fuck it up.. so i give up.. fuck it!!

This Marine
THIS MARINE WANTS THIS TO ROLL OVER THE U.S. FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marine, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right to talk of your peace. To stand in your groups,and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails,Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people

Poem
I need to know if you’re my true friend, will you be by my side until the end? Can I tell you my secrets deep, and trust them in your heart you’ll keep? We are neither of us without our flaws, can you accept mine as I will yours? I’ll be a shoulder to cry on when you’re blue, will you be there for me when I need you? No matter how busy I will make time for you, if you are busy will you make time for me too? I will take your hand and comfort your tears, will you hold me and soothe my fears? I will give you joy and many warm smiles, can we share that even across many miles? I will not forget what’s important to you, will you remember what’s important to me too? With you my most favourite things I’ll share, If only I know do you truly care? If you can accept me as I do you, then I will know you are a friend most true.

"you Worry Me"
I just recieved this today in my excite mail which I don't check daily. Just wanted to share it. Subject: : A great paper from a pilot with American Airlines Subject: "You Worry Me" This pilot hit the nail on the head in his open letter. He needs to be awarded a Medal for having the TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to say all this in a very profound way! The newspaper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart, beautifully.... Read, absorb and pass this on. "YOU WORRY ME!" By American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco I've been trying to say this since 9-11, but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human land

Poem
I look into your eyes, your heart, your soul - Were you really loving me or lying? My love goes deeper than I ever imagined it could or even would. Love is a part of life, I know. So is the pain and the sorrow, along with the smiles, and the joys. My life will be forever changed because I loved you. It seemed as though my world was falling apart, along with my heart. No longer will I let your memory hurt me. I will move on with my life, no longer letting you be a part of me

Immortal!
Just checked out Immortal on itunes,their LP Blizzard Beasts,song called Nebular Ravens Winter...Gotta honestly say that this band really sucks whale puds,big time!....Glad I only wasted one tune on them,cause that was some seriously bad crap!.......Rock on dudes and dudettes!

Sick
i am sick i cant sleep and i am tired of life.... cant say much more then that right now... i hurt all over...my can barely move my right shoulder at all... its killing me... i wish i could sleep but my throat aches something aweful... dont worry i dont care if you care or not... i am just writing this cuz i am up when i should be sleeping and i am grumpy cuz i am not sleeping.. sooooo fuck

Levelling
Yes I am very aware that I can level up from 10 to 11 and very soon to 12. I also know that I need to submit a salute in order to do this. But I'm just here to hang out and virtually socialize in between taking study breaks. I'll probably send in a photo eventually when the opportunity arises.

I Shall Seek And Find You
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU. I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU. AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

For All The Men...memorize Our Words....*this Is Sooo Damn True *
1. FINE: This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine." 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare , not permission. Don't Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.") 6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will p

Thanks For Knocking Me Up. Just Kidding, It's A Survey.
1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Nah, I like the standard hold-food-and-liquid-in-my-mouth feature I came equipped with. 2. Does a kiss make your boo boos feel better? Wow. Apparently even MySpace child stalkers make up surveys. Bad, bad pedophile! 3. Have you ever passed out on your bathroom floor? My college education would be meaningless without such experiences. 4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? When I get in. That way, when a blast of super cold or super hot water hits me, I have something legitimate to curse about at 4 o'clock in the morning. Well, besides being up at 4 o'clock in the morning. 6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? Nah. I like looking at myself in the mirror too much. 7. Have you had more than three boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? What if the question were phrased "casual acquaintences who all happened to be naked and in bed with me a

For Friends & Family
Be Sure to READ this!!! >>Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or >>love one's life. >> >>Crucial >> >>Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself >> >>of these things to do in an emergency situation... >> >>This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, >> >>your children, everyone you know. >> >>After reading these 9 crucial tips , >> >>forward them to someone you care about. >> >>It never hurts to be careful >> >>in this crazy world we live in. >> >> >> >>1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : >> >>The elbow is the strongest point >> >>on your body. >> >>If you are close enough to use it, do! >> >> >> >>2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks >> >>for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM >> >>Toss it away from you.... >> >>chances are that he is more interested >> >>in your wallet and/or purse than you, >> >>and he will go for the wallet/purse. >>

This Is Why I Dont Have Many Friends That Are Girls!
I dont have many friends that are girls because 90% of them are dumb asses. I never go out I stay at home with my kid everyday of my life. If you know me you know that I dont do drugs I rarely drink and that I have my kid everywhere I go. I might have a free night a few times a year. Despite this dumb ass bitches still feel the need to talk about me. I dont purposely see another girls man but if I do why get mad at me? Im not your babys daddy, Im not the one who has broke your trust, Im not commited to you in any way.If you cant keep your man at home thats your problem, maybe you should spend less time talkin bout me and more time tryin to please your man. Why does girls always get mad at the other girl and their man gets away with it? They will hate me whether I really did it or not for the rest of my life so how could they go on lovin their man? Half the girls in this town hate me and Im glad they do cause I live in reality and they clearly dont. If you got a man you dont trust guess

Letter To The Irs
IRS LETTER > > ======= > > > > Here is one person's answer to Tax Frustration. > > It is supposedly a real letter submitted to the IRS in the midst > > of 1995's weird and bizarre denial of dependents, exemptions and > > credits. The letter speaks for itself. > > > > > > Dear Sirs: > > > > I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of > > the three dependents I claimed on my 1994 Federal Tax return. > > > > Thank you. I have questioned whether or not these are my > > children for years. They are evil and expensive. It's only > > fair that, since they are minors and no longer my > > responsibility, the government should know something about them > > and what to expect over the next year. > > > > Please do not try to reassign them back to me next year and > > reinstate the deductions. They are yours! > > > > The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brilliant. Ask her! > > > > I suggest you put her to work in your office where she can > > a

Ive Heard Every Lie
I've Heard Every Lieby PRiDE My eyes are filled with steaming rage, And my hands are shaking so violently. I feel trapped, I'm looking for a way out - But these 4 walls are swallowing me. I've heard every lie in your damn book, There isn't one you haven't told. And I finally at my breaking point - I don't care if I sound hurtful or cold. Sweetie, you brought this on yourself, By thinking you could toss me around. You've left me terribly fragile & weak - You've completely ran me into the ground. These years have went by so slowly, And there's so much that I've been through. But I'm finally fed up with everything, So, please get away from me, will you?

Awakening
Awakening He was awakend in a way that most every man would love , Her hands were on his thighs stroking ,caressing her hair folloing them. He opened his eyes to see if she was in bed with him or if he was dreaming.He could see her move under the cover . He reached his hands down to find her as her tongue slid down his shaft which was wide awake already. Good morning she said as he gasp. She took all of him she could in her mouth while pushing the covers back so he could watch.Oh man was all he could think as her mouth hot and soft was all over his thighs and shaft again. He was fully awake now as she took the length of him in her mouth again taking him to the edge of release .He pulled her up to kiss her and rolled her over to her back,slipping inside her he took both of the to the edge of release and over........

Alabama And Stuff
I have decided that eventually, I WILL have to move somewhere. Because this state cannot handle someone of my magnitudenal masses. I am the huge awesome. That's right. There is not enough to keep me occupied here. Neigh. Or Nay. Aye. One of these days, I'm packing all my crap up, and I'm moving. In reality, it's not that bad here. I just need some sort of change in scenery. I suppose it is a curse, brought upon by the Virgo Lords of the sign of the Fist of the North Star. Heh. Not really, I don't believe in the signs. Hey. Oh Snap. Diablo's lost it. You know, I've been doing a lot of reading at night about the Universe. Black Holes are an interesting phenomenon. I am not talking about Oprah Winfrey here either folks. I'm talking about those massive things floating in space that eat everything. The largest black hole known is approximately 12.7 billion light years away. How's that for a road trip? It's mass is estimated to equal that of 1 BILLION solar masses. That's co

My Oldest Son
ok so about 3 weeks ago i had to kick out my 15 year old son it was the hardest think for me to do bit i have three other boys that are younger than him and they are all disabled and he kept calling them names throwing things at them and hitting them and what nowell i just got feed up with it well he is now living with my husbands daughter and doing very good he comes to my house every other weekend but he happy and doing good the people he lives with are trying to help him well thank u for reading this il ttyl

Ever Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singula

Misc Stuff
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. Anger Management Idea When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when

Sexy Test
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ]25 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful Person [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Where would you want to do it? [ ]at your house [ ]a car [ ]my house [ ]anywhere Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes if so what is it? [ ] No

Wtf Stupid Jerks
well last nite when i went to bed cause my shoutbox quit everything was alright ,,,,, yayyyyyy what do i do i wake up to some shouts on box and this one really pisses me the fuck off off so i thought i would share it with u and see if u think it was uncalled for or what , to me i think it is stupid as fuck if he is checking up on me and knows my name is always here he must b online also but anyways dumb ass 50% of time when my name is on here i am not online fucking all time stupid jerk yea what a lovely monday to start out with and for the record i will be blocking this person from me ... spida69: friggin ge offa the computer sometime ya jsut gonan keep getting biggr until you do sheesh and for another thing wtf does being on line have to do with getting bigger i am on a diet and have lost 15 lbs in 2 mths stupid jerk

R.i.p Moose
even though no one that i know think i give a damn i do i wish i could have known u better or even had the chance to get to know u this uks u were only 22 yrs old and it was way to early for u to leave this world u r in a better place cuz this world is really fukked up so u will be missed R.I.P moose

Book Reviews
A friend of mine inspired me. In his photo section he has one of the best albums I've even seen. It's titled Heros. His choice of heros is wonderful. One of those heros is Ayn Rand. I've read her books and loved them. But I admit I don't remember all the content. So I got myself a copy of Anthem and am going to read again. I'll update this blog as I go!

Food For Thoughts
Just a Thought I just had a thought today that all men secretly like to get it up the ass. Okay you must be saying what the hell, where is she going with this. But have you ever stop to wonder why men rape so many women and children. Really they have this need for power but there is so many women out there just giving their coochie away, I just don’t see the need to rape and torture innocent ones. Many of the victims lately are women who met men online. However, other victims are young girls and children which are minding their own business. People may say well it’s their fault for going out there and talking to strangers on the internet. Should we live in fear that everyone out there is meant to hurt us or should we have faith? Is all faith in mankind gone? I believe men do this because women haven’t turned around and turned all their aggression onto them. Imagine a world where women grab men and tortured them and sodomized them for hours on end. Tortured them till the point that

The Last Goodbye
"El Ultimo Adios" Las calles son mas grandes desde que tu te has ido Hay que reconocer Que nada me hace bien porque no puedo verte Mis dias sin tus noches, sin horas ni minutos Son un frio puñal que hieren y atraviesan este corazon Por las buenas soy buena, por las malas lo dudo Puedo perder el alma por tu desamor, pero no la razon Yo soy toda de ley y te ame, te lo juro Pero valga decirte que son mis palabras el ultimo adios (el ultimo adios) Aunque vengas de rodillas y me implores y me pidas Aunque vengas y me llores que te asuelva y te perdone Aunque a mi me cuases pena he tirado tus cadenas Y te dedico esta ranchera por ser el ultimo adios Aunque vengas a implorarme, a pedirme, a suplicarme Aunque vengas y me llores que te asuelva y te perdone Aunque a mi me cuases pena hoy yo tiro tus cadenas Y te dedico esta ranchera por ser el ultimo adios Por las buenas soy buena, por las malas lo dudo Puedo perder el alma por tu desamor, pero

Party!!
Just the new guy on Fubar!! Just looking to meet new friends who I can hang out with and party with. I am new to Orange County, out here from Chicago! Not much happening at the moment. Getting my band squared away. Love to Rock and Roll! Looking for some Highland games to feed my celtic background. I am into old rock and roll and some new alternative. If you want to just kick back and party with me. Hit me up!

Some Of My Myspace Blogs
August 14, 2007 this is for the sweet ladies who are still left in this crazy world subject: I left a note on his car seat, and walked away holding my tears in ..... looking for the nearest Starbucks (lol) the note read: I would love to thank you my Dear Thank you for making me feel real special Thank you for making feel accepted no matter what Thank you for putting up with me, especially when I pay attention to you When i drive you crazy when I drive you mad, but you are the one who drives me crazy you are the one who drives me to madness my love, you are a drug that should never be subscribed...you should be a Recall off of the market, no I am only playing ..see how you make me go nuts. No one does this to me except you and only you. Even Hugh Jackman cannot touch you , wow! thats saying a whole hell of a lot...I wonder what is in your head, the schemes you plan, the lies that are building up...what makes you tick , my Prince who loves to give me soft kiss

Unfaithful
"Unfaithful" Story of my life Searching for the right But it keeps avoiding me Sorrow in my soul Cause it seems that wrong Really loves my company He's more than a man And this is more than love The reason that the sky is blue The clouds are rolling in Because I'm gone again And to him I just can't be true And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful And it kills him inside To know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying I don't wanna do this anymore I don't wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside I don't wanna hurt him anymore I don't wanna take away his life I don't wanna be... A murderer I feel it in the air As I'm doing my hair Preparing for another date A kiss upon my cheek As he reluctantly Asks if I'm gonna be out late I say I won't be long Just hanging with the girls A lie I didn't have to tell Because we both know Where I'm about to go And we know it very well Cause I k

What Is This Feeling Called Poetry
The wheel of the quivering meat conception Turns in the void expelling human beings, Pigs, turtles, frogs, insects, nits, Mice, lice, lizards, rats, roan Racinghorses, poxy bucolic pigtics, Horrible, unnameable lice of vultures, Murderous attacking dog-armies Of Africa, Rhinos roaming in the jungle, Vast boars and huge gigantic bull Elephants, rams, eagles, condors, Pones and Porcupines and Pills- All the endless conception of living beings Gnashing everywhere in Consciousness Throughout the ten directions of space Occupying all the quarters in & out, From super-microscopic no-bug To huge Galaxy Lightyear Bowell Illuminating the sky of one Mind- Poor! I wish I was free of that slaving meat wheel and safe in heaven dead

Scientists Monitor Freak Mudflow
A mudflow that recently burst through the banks of a volcanic lake in New Zealand gave scientists an up-close and personal view of the freak event and a chance to test their disaster warning systems. The mudflow was of a type called a lahar, in which water and sediments flow down from a volcano either when snow and glaciers rapidly melt during a volcanic eruption or when the water in a volcanic crater lake breaks through its banks. In this case, Crater Lake, atop Mount Ruapehu on New Zealand’s North Island, was predicted to overtop its banks in 2007 but had recently stopped filling as rapidly, and the forecast was pushed back to 2008. But several days of intense rainfall caused the lake’s banks to collapse much sooner, on March 18, 2007, releasing about 1.3 million cubic meters of water. Visiting scientists were on hand before and after the event to observe it. “We found a broad area covered in a veneer of mud and boulders,” said volcanologist Sarah Fagents of the University

Leaving Fubar! (read If You Care)
So yeah im getting off of this site, but if you still care to talk to me here is my messenger.. YIM: jinxie_pink_checkerz i have msn and aim but i only really give out yahoo.. so message me ONHERE first telling me u will message me on there.... i will be deleting this next week!

Estate Planning
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune >>when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a >>woman to enjoy it with. >> >>So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted >>the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. >>Her natural beauty took his breath away. >>"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked >>up to her, "but in just a month or two, my father will die, >>and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." >> >>Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, >>three days later, she became his stepmother. >> >>Women are so much smarter than men.

Tokyo Blade!
This is an album from 1990....It's big hair music I know,but it totally rocks out!....The band is called Tokyo Blade...The album is titled:No Remorse,you need to go an check it out!..I swear you won't go away disappointed!....5-Inch Catwalk is totally rawkin!......Rawk on dudes an dudettes!

Stupid Shit
Okay...I'm a pretty honest guy and if I am rating a picture then I am going to call it as I damn well see it. I have yet to rate anyone below a 7, but let's face it, not everyone is a 10. I hate it when people get pissed off because you were honest, so they rate you as a one (I can roll with the punches) and then block you. What a fucking loser! Be honest when you vote or go the fuck to another site! PERIOD!!!

New Things
why is love so hard to deal with? why do we fall in-love with the wrong ppl? love can huurt but in turn it can be the greatest thing in life. my life totally changed when i met my best friend six months ago. i then in turn fell in-love with him, i was not supposed to do that. i don't want to be in a realationship right now cause the last one just about killed me, but i can't picture my life without him in it, and im pushing him away. i want to go out have fun and not have to worry about doing something wrong. is that so terrible to ask. so please someone tellme what the hell to do thanx...love me miss me byeeeeeeeeeeeee..............

Sex Stories
She shook out her long brown curly hair as she toweled off from her long, hot shower. Jackie slowly pulled out her favorite white lacy bra, with the half cut cups. She slipped it over her smooth tan shoulders, and pulled on a silky white thong. She was going riding today, and she wanted to be perfect. She finished off with a button up red flannel t-shirt which she tied to show her pierced belly button, and cut-off jean short shorts, which hung low; showing off her white thong when she sat down. She laced up her black high-heeled strappy sandals, which laced up her legs. She shook out her hair once again, making sure to have it hang on her shoulders, showing off the curls. She walked through her apartment, down the stairs, getting whoops and hollers from the guys that live in the same building with their doors wide open, knowing her ritual now. She walked outside and straddled her midnight black Yamaha YZF-R6. She sped down the road, heading for the highway. “one-oh-niner

Daddys Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching,

~bewitching~
Witchcraft (from Old English wiccecræft "sorcery, necromancy"), in various historical, anthropological, religious and mythological contexts, is the use of certain kinds of supernatural or magical powers. A witch (from Old English masculine wicca, feminine wicce, see Witch (etymology)) is a practitioner of witchcraft. The Online Etymology Dictionary states a "possible connection to Gothic weihs "holy" and Ger. weihan "consecrate," and writes, "the priests of a suppressed religion naturally become magicians to its successors or opponents."Witchcraft still exists in a number of belief systems, and indeed there are many today who self-identify with the term "witch". Witches are traditionally stereotyped as being female, however their male equivalents were also often referred to as witches . Probably the most obvious characteristic of a witch was the ability to cast a spell, a "spell" being the word used to signify the means employed to accomplish a magical action. A spell could co

Searching In My Own Heart
I feel myself in this anger.....my eyes are black and cold........my tongue is a fire a flame of deadly poison, they wound me and hurt me........i jump back i crouch low to the ground like a lion ready to attack its pray....my hands are ready to tear into there flesh like a tiger.....this fury in raped around my soul like a deadly snake ready to strike i close my eyes in the dark blackness of a cold night. And see the truth of the matter that i was indeed right about her treachery....i am armed and ready i sharpen my blades with this pain in my chest they are sharp as razors and ready to cut there lying tongues form there mouths. I site here in the silence of this sorrow and hear the words of his threats still ringing in my ears. He said i didn't know who i was dealing with, but he made the mistake of thinking i cared........i gave her my love truly and honestly my heart never skipped a beat for her....some people say they have been in so many relationship and true love doesn't exis

Pt 109
USS PT-109, an 80-foot ELCO type motor torpedo boat, was placed in service in July 1942 as a unit of Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron FIVE. She was shipped to the Pacific shortly thereafter and in September 1942 was transferred to Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron TWO for service in the Solomon Islands during the ongoing Guadalcanal Campaign. During the last months of 1942 and the first part of 1943, PT-109 was employed on patrols in the waters adjacent to Guadalcanal, as part of an effort to prevent the Japanese from reinforcing their troops on the island. After the Japanese evacuated Guadalcanal in February 1943, PT-109 remained in the Solomons. Following the seizure of Rendova Island, near New Georgia, she was based there with other PT boats, charged with interdicting enemy shipping during the fight to capture New Georgia. While patrolling in Blackett Strait, on the southern side of Kolombangara Island, during the early hours of 2 August 1943, PT-109 was rammed by the Japanese destroyer

Death Of A Hero
Tomorrow I will lay to rest a true hero. My Dad, or in reality my step-Dad was a hero. He served in WWII and was wounded on the beaches of Normandy... He was there. He never really talked about it much, you see he was a DAV, his life after the war wasn't much to call successful in terms that most would consider successful, but he passed on to me and my family more than any amount of money could buy. In a way this is my ode to Him. He didn't have to lie, cheat, or steal to be happy with who and what he was. And He passed that to whoever would listen. I was six when Darrell came into my life. We were very poor and I lived with my Grandma with my brother who was nine at the time. Darrell was a rough man, He became an effictive bouncer where my mom was the bartender, in stockyards Okc. His way was straight forward, beit like him or not you always knew where you stood. This kind of example made me realize I could be myself and I didn't have to do, or be anything I didn't want. His life inst

Imposters
I'm sure we've all come across them... people online pretending to be someone else. Found one dickhead on here pretending to be Adam Copeland aka Edge from the WWE. I actually saw this guy's act in a chat room - not fubar. He's actually from Michigan, wife and a few kids with one on the way. To all you imposters out there.. you're not even a piece of shit. Shit is useful for something. Quit dreaming and get a fucking life.

A Question For Just The Men!
This question is not meant to be NSFW at all.....so don't someone freak out! This is a real question......I asked my boyfriend last night and his reply was..."are you taking a survey?" So I said....well maybe I should? So here ya go! In a perfect world/relationship......how often would you want to have sex? I know life can be busy sometimes, so I know saying..."all day, every day..." is not a realistic answer! So think about it and leave me a comment! Just trying to get into a guys head.......:D

My First Day On Here...
Well I found this site through a radio dj I listen to, and it was suppose to be like myspace but just for 18 and over, and let me tell you its not. Its got a lot going on, and its kind of confusing. I'm trying to get it down. It's not that I dont like it, I've already met some cool people, I just dont have it down yet. Anyways thanks for all the kind comments, ratings,drinks, and chats, you all are too sweet! Goodnight Fubar! xoxoxoxoxo ~Shawna~

You
We have a past...You were my love before I even realized it. I had been searching for a long time & then my heart recognized you. We have a present...You understand my language, whether it's a sigh, a nudge, or a sly wink. You inspire me to be be real, to face things & to give everything my best shot. You accept me as I am & sometimes I'm not entirely lovable, but you love me anyway. We have a future...No matter what my fears, no matter what my challenges, you'll be there for me & I'll be there for you. We're a part of each other, you & I will always have the best kind of love.

A Great Bread
1 tablespoon sugar or honey 1 2/3 cups warm water (110 to 115 degrees), divided 1(1/4 oz.) envelope active dry yeast 5 cups all-purpose flour or bread flour 2 teaspoons salt 6 tablespoons olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon dried culinary lavender flowers 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 teaspoon coarse salt (sea or kosher) ¼ teaspoon black pepper In a small bowl, combine sugar or honey with 1/2 cup of warm water. Sprinkle yeast over the mixture; let the stand until foamy, 5 to 8 minutes. Sift the flour into a large bowl. Make a well in the center of the flour and pour in remaining water, yeast mixture, and 4 tablespoons olive oil. Mix approximatelly 5 minutes or until you form a dough; transfer to your work surface. Knead for 10 minutes then add the salt and knead for a approximately 6 to 10 minutes or until the dough is very smooth (if the dough sticks to your hands, add some additional flour, one tablespoon at at time). Spray a large bowl with non-stick cookiny spray. F

Old Man Balls
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls

"wind Of Change"!
"Take me to the magic and music of the moment".....The lyrics an the music of this song are so true on SO many levels!!!....TYVM Scorps for such a wonderful song!....Much love,thanks an muahs!

Random Shit
yeah i haven't been on much lately. been busy with work and writing songs for my band. we will try to do a few shows soon(hopefully) but not til after the new year and we should be recording a demo disc to release soon as well. just wanted to say hi all and i will try to be on here more often but i'm not promising anything. Later, the King shit really blew up this week and it was just time. i tell ya one thing i don't like having my stuff thrown at my head. so she got her stuff out and that's that. only thing is i no longer have a microwave, toaster, or any of the food i bought. on top of that she took the mattress but left the frame and box spring. so i'm sleepin on the floor. all in all i think i got out of this one cheaper than some. oh, well. time to focus on the music. Later, the King

A Talk With Granny
I was talking to my granny today.. She told me her neighbor was moving and decided to move some of their stuff out at 230am and it wok her up. The walls in the duplex are thin and if you stand next to the laundry chute you can hear the neighbors arguing about whatever as if you were standing in the same room. Well she goes on to tell me that the daughter in that family is a bit Promiscuous and some nights she can "hear her" moaning and yelling and then the next nite you can hear the boyfriend moaning and yelling.. Ok The last thing I wanted to hear out of my sweet lil granny's mouth is the word moan for one thing. She goes on to say that the girl has kinky sex. OK OK I so didn't expect to hear the word kinky come out of her mouth omigawd. So we continue to talk and something comes up about the sex stuff you see on the tv (she said it in those exact words) I'm on the other end of the phone like Granny just made a reference to porn. OMG, what does this mean? I Told her you never had sex

Missing Paulito
This is old i wrote this back in january But I'm saying I miss my Pauly. My Sexy Umpire Why the fuck did it snow today? Why am I listening to Hall & Oates? because your kiss your kiss is on my list ...one of the best things in life.. Why... am I out of Pop. And why am I jamming to this song. Why is this making absolutly no fucking sense whatsoever that the kids have a 2 hour delay tomorrow morning because of snow when the roads arent even that bad? And why the hell is my math class full of peoples. I don't like Big Classes I miss my pauly. I made grilled cheese and tomato soup for supper. with velveeta. Now I have to poop. Why is my Uteri in agony. I don't plan on reproducing anymore so why do I even have one I should sell it on ebay This shelf on my back aka my ass is going up for bid as well. i'm going on a diet. yogurt and fried chicken i'm kidding I don't "fry" anything but I've been killing the popcorn

For You
WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE IT CAPTURES MY HEART. EVEN THOUGH RIGHT NOW WE ARE FAR APART I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE YOUR FACE, ENVISIONING YOUR SMILE MAKES MY HEART BEGIN TO RACE. WHEN WE TALK ITS ALWAYS SATISFYING, IT'S SO TRUE IM NOT LYING. YOU ARE MY HEARTS TRUE DESIRE . YOUR LOVE IS MY SPARK THAT SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE.

Mean Men
I was minding my own buisness playing around on fubar when I get a shout from this guy. At first he seemed really nice until I told him he could not have my yahoo screen name, then I found out who he really was, WOW Jackle and hyde??? and I was even called a cunt! Why do men have to be this way? I can see he was very very childish indeed.

Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!

Punky Needs Help
I entered a Halloween contest to win a blast and I really need some help from my amazing friends. All im asking is to just drop some comments for me, I really need as much help as I can get. Im up against some serious bombers and I really don’t want to lose : ( Heres the cool part: if you can drop 500 comments, ill make you a salute picture. And if you can do 1500 comments, ill do a special t shirt salute just for you. Just email me when you finish the comments, and youll get the salute. I really need help, so repost this also : ) Heres the picture: and heres my link for when you finish the comments: Punky@ fubar (repost of original by 'Punky' on '2007-10-23 19:07:41')

Sex Game Reposted
IF WE HAD SEX GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE Skuured. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS BE WITH YOU. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you make me say your name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would give me a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point?14. Would you take ur time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it"? 18 Would we be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21. Would you do it 2morrow? 22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

God Bless Our Troops
I want to say thank you to all that serve, it takes a strong male or female to go out there and defend their country. I don't know many people who could scarfice months apart from their family. I served for 2 years, I got out on a family care plan. I hope I didn't let my country down. I hope all yall our blessed, for those away at war my prays are with you return safely to your families.

Loneliness And Waiting
Iv extended my search for someone...hoping to have better results. There is much more about me in greater detail on my OkCupid Profile...for any girls who might be interested...heres the link. http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=LonelySoul101

Mistletoad
It is quiet around me. The air is cold. If I can get to the gym, I will be ok. Each frustration and anxiety will disappear. The first glance chills me, but I know I will ride. I step out into the cold air, and yes, I will wear leathers today. At first it is easy, this decision to make. I ride. When I step next to her I smile, and mount her grinning. In just a moment, I reach to engage her, and I hear the engine turn. It is thunderous, and like often before my heart sinks. I feel my anxieties lifted, and a burdened soul, that tries to sleep, awakens with a smile. Throttling up, I see the window vibrate next to me, and I move my sweet king, back towards the door. She slowly moves backward and exits onto the grass. The neighbor in the distance peeks out a window and waves. In the seconds it takes to pull around the house, I think: Good choice, I ride! I leave her. She sits pretty while I return in the house and get gloves, glasses, leathers, work out gear. Again, I

My Newest Poem
Here we are in our wedding white, listening to the sweet harmony of the music, hoping that we can only make it through this night, both our lives shattered into pieces like a mosaic. The sorrows of many have clouded our minds, but to you and I our love is of the heart, not sheepishly hid nor confined, I sit here and hope that we never part. My love has surpassed all others in the beyond, missing you everyone minute of the day, whether your beside me or you are gone, holding onto the dreams that I pray. Now at the alter exchanging our vowes hand in hand, you want to devote your heart to me, just as much as I want to be your man, the preacher says you may now take the ring. Things changing right before our eyes, never knowing what life might be, I look to you in sweet admiration and then realize, you are the one I want to cherish and take to death with me. Now here we are wed the preacher says kiss the bride, I raise the vale tears on my face, seeing the b

Me
to those who keep asking ,yes i have a very caring boyfriend who lives with me,there is an age differance but we get along great as like others we have our spats but we are fine.no we are not swingers either.i dont share well with others.i just like meeting new people and talking to them i get bored ,when hes not around and all my friends are gone.no one left to talk to.

The Man Rules!
This was sent to me by a good friend and I got a good laugh out of it, so now I'm passing it on! ~The Man Rules~ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guy's side of the story. We always hear "THE RULES" from the female side. Now here are the rule from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...These are all numbered "1"...ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind reader! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat! You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, You need it down. You Don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down! 1. Sunday sports...It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be! 1. Crying is BLACKMAIL! 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost ever

40 Secrets
40 Secrets About Yourself Be honest...no matter what 1. Have you ever been asked out? Yes 2. Where was your default picture taken? In my room. 3. What is your middle name? May 4. Your current relationship status? Single 5. Does your crush like you back Probably NOT...but Im pretty sure he knows! 6.What is your current mood? Stressed and Upset 7. what color underwear are you wearing? AE pink, brown, green and white stripes 8. What color shirt are you wearing? Purple Apparently, nine does not exist??? 10. If you could go back in time and change something, would you? Most definitely 11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a penguin 12. Ever had a near death experience? A couple actually. 13. Something you do a lot? Talk on the phone 14.? I guess 14 doesn't exist either. 15.Who did you copy and paste this from? Morgan 16. Name someone who has the same birthday as you.. My uncle, middle school friend from I

Recipes-not Food
BUBBLE BATH #1 1/2 c. Liquid hand soap 1 c. Epsom salt 5 drops glycerin Few drops of food coloring Few drops of fragrance Mix well, shake right before using. Pour into bathtub while water is running and enjoy. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH 2 c. Baby oil 2 tbsp. Shampoo Several drops of favorite perfume Mix thoroughly pour in bath. Great gift idea. CHILDREN'S BUBBLE BATH 1/2 c. Liquid detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4 or 5 drops glycerine Few drops food coloring Few drops fragrance Mix together. BUBBLE BATH #2 1/2 c. Ivory Snow liquid 1/2 tsp. Glycerine 6 drops food coloring 1 c. Epsom salt 6 drops cologne BUBBLE BATH #3 1/2 c. Detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4-5 drops glycerin A few drops food coloring A few drops favorite cologne Mix well; pour into container. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH #2 2 c. Vegetable oil 10 drops perfume 3 tbsp. Liquid shampoo GIFT BUBBLE BATH 5 lbs. Epsom salts 1 sm. Box Ivory soap 1 sm. Box powdered sache

Talking To Americans
Let me start by saying something I could never say last year. My best friends are American. Now, with that being said I decided I would look for a Canadian TV Special called "Talking to Americans". It was one of the funniest shows I ever saw. In fact, I was talking to a friend about a week after it aired and she said she saw the funniest show that she ever saw. I said, I know what one you mean. It was never intended by the show and definately not by me, to slam or insult any Americans. The humor here may be funnier to Canadians because we know the Canadian inside jokes invoved, but I am sure you will find it funny and laugh right along. The same pranks could have been pulled right on Canadians with the same results. The show is hosted by a guy named Rick Mercer, a popular Canadian comedian. Remember tho when viewing the clips, the comments on the page have nothing to do with the show's producers or by ole Habbbbb. The amazing thing is some of the people they bamboozle, like G W Bush an

Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!! 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 12. Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I

The New Pledge
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA: New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : - Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights . And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a

Voice
But what if it happens to me? My boyhood question lingers What if the shadow of the moon finds me? Like in the song "and if I ever loose my eyes And if my colors all run dry" I wore a blindfold for a day just to be sure Fascinated by how easily I adapted Everyone I encountered accepting me as I came For the most part Seeing is better, but not seeing isn't so bad "And if I ever loose my hands Loose my plow, loose all my land." A broken wrist answered that one Adapting, overcoming, getting by Still, only one hand, not so bad "And if I ever loose my legs I won't moan and I won't beg." An infected foot solved that one Crutches for three months But the foot was saved Although in the end, I was ready to let it go No big deal "And if I ever loose my mouth All my teeth north and south Yes if I ever loose my mouth Away away I won't have to talk. . ." That one was a bit more difficult I talk a lot. . .no really And if I can't use my voice Can't be poetic Can't spe

Tina
I stand here all alone, My back against the wall. I'm waiting here for her to come to me. The both of them just stand there, On the opposite side of the room. The two of them against the one of me. She stands there in the middle, Looking like a star, But the middle isn't where she wants to be. I tell her she'll be happy, I promise her the moon. I only wish she would believe in me. But her friends are calling too. They're louder than I am. "Why take a chance on him?" they seem to say. It's a bloody tug of war. The two against the one. So much to lose, and yet much more to gain. She stands there in the middle, Wanting to go both ways. Should she go with me and be happy? Or with her friends and stay the same. August

Poems
I think that I shall never see A poem written just for free A poem written just for fun Without compulsion from anyone A poem not for looming deadlines And certainly not for fancy headlines A poem written from good and right And not from staying up all night No complaints of earthly woes Of righting wrongs or fighting foes No teenage angst upon the page No words of sorrow, fear, or rage "A poet's life is hard." It's said "No guarantee of daily bread." So poets, please do what you like I'm headed to the open mic August

Know Who You Are
From this day forward, Whomever dons the uniform is your brother. They are your family. They will understand, When you drink too much, Smoke too much, And even when you leap into a ditch, At the sound of backfire from a passing car. They will understand when you can't sleep, When you say; "I don't want to talk about it." When you bolt upright in bed, Sheets soaked with sweat and tears in your eyes, Choking down a scream in your throat. Be aware of these brothers. Even when the uniforms come off, And their glory days are long behind them. Be their brother when you hear them say; "Squared away" and "good to go" There is respect to be had, From all fighting men, From all who give up themselves To become a part of something greater. From all who survive. From this day forward, Know who you are. August

Deadlines & Explanations
So you want me to write a poem, For you. Just who do you think I look like? Robert Frost? I don't write poems for you. I am the egocentric poet. I'm not an artist, I'm a smart-ass. Duh. . . You all have it so easy, With your coffee houses. . . And your open mics. . . Six different kinds of espresso, Not to mention Chai. Back in my day, We didn't have a French Press. Back in those days, If you wanted to read poetry. . . You had to take a jar of Foldger's Crystals, And go into the closet. And we would just sit there, In the dark, In the closet, Chewing Foldger's Crystals and reading poetry. And you couldn't come out of the closet. Because that opened up an entirely different can of worms. So let's get this straight once and for all. I am not an artist. I'm a poet. The egocentric poet. The insensitive poet. The "I write for me." poet. But you can call me an artist, If you really want to. August

The Cynical Poet
If there's no coffee stains on the page, Then it's not really a poem. It's a note. I am the cynical poet. I'm reading poetry, Even though I'm sure that no one is really listening. It's not really a poem if you didn't cry over it, But if it rhymes it's still poetry, Just not good poetry. I am the cynical poet. The coffee cup is half empty. It just is O.K.! If it mentions your dog, Or your truck, Or your girlfriend, Then it's not really a poem. It's a country song! There may be poetry here tonight, There may even be good poetry here tonight. But there won't be real poetry here tonight. Real poetry, The kind that leaves you Feeling like the lemon wedge On the side of a vodka glass. I am the cynical poet, And you just can't find real poetry anymore. August

Could We Have A Moment?
Could we have a moment of silence please? For the seventeen sailors of the U.S.S. Cole? Could we have a moment of silence please? For George burns, Henny Youngman, and Victor Borge'. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the students of Columbine, And all the copycat killings. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the soldiers of Vietnam, The soldiers of Korea, The Soldiers of World War Two. Could we have a moment of silence please? A moment for the homeless, A moment for the downtrodden, A moment for the guilty. And while we're at it. . . Could we have a moment of silence please? For the downsizing of Microsoft, The relocation of Boeing, For William Shatner's career!?! What's the deal here? What's with all the silence? We say "shut up" as a bad thing, Remember? Don't you dare do this to me when my turn comes. When you remember me, Make some noise. So can we have a moment of patriotism please? For the sailors of the Cole? Can we have a momen

Conversations In My Mirror
Two nights ago I got your message. It was obvious. A blind man could have read it. My covers were kicked off of the bed, And I was exhausted in the morning. It was as if I had been up working all night instead of resting. I knew it was a message from you. . . And that all I needed to do was to pick up my pen, And let you write it down on paper for me to read. But I was so exhausted that I overslept. Then I was late for work, And you don't even want to hear, About the day I had. Last night I got your message. It was practically in neon. I awoke at two a.m. because my arm was asleep. My neck was locked at an awkward angle. My pillow and blankets were all on the floor. It was freezing cold. I began to sneeze. This happened again at four. Then, at six, when I needed to be up. . . I slept the sleep of a man who has walked through a blizzard to stay alive, Only to collapse three feet from his doorstep. I knew that your message was important. And that all I needed to

Building Blocks
(Partially inspired by/ stolen from, T.G.Spinosa) It has been said that hydrogen, Is the building block of the universe. Hydrogen is said to be the building block of the universe, Because it is the most abundant element in the universe. I disagree. Stupidity is far more abundant than hydrogen. Don't you hate rhetorical questions? Tell me again about short term memory. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. The problem with apathy is. . .never mind. I'm sorry sir, you have no money in your account. Yes you did just deposit $100.00 yesterday. Yes I realize that you haven't made any withdrawals. I'm sorry sir, you have to go back to your home branch. Yes I realize that you deposited the money at this branch. Yes I realize that your home branch is across town. SIR, you can't ride that unicycle in here. No sir, I am not changing the subject. You just can't ride that in here. No sir, I realize that you're carrying it. I just want you to know. . .What do you mean? "

Bedtime Story
One rainy night, Storm was working on a new project on his porn site in the other room. Brandi was in the bedroom watching TV and relaxing, getting tired she slips out of her clothes and gets comfortable. She finds some porn to watch from the Porn4Porn collection of Storms and slips the bag of sex toys out. As the movie starts, Brandi is already touching her hard nipples and sliding her hand down her stomach to her hot pussy. As she runs the tip of her finger across her clit a few times and then inside her pussy, she lets out this moan. Peaking Storms curiosity about the noise, he finds his way down the hallway and looks into the cracked door. He stands in the door way for a few minutes getting aroused, watching his slut finger her pussy. Storm strips his clothes off and walks in the room, as he walks past the bed he leans over and kisses Brandi and reaches down to help finger her pussy, as he goes to sit down, Brandi grabs his hand and sucks the juices off his fingers. S

This Life...song By Me
This life of mine has no time I stand before the black depths I sigh as I begin to cry And take the fateful dive May I have peace before the storm Or will raging winds sweet it away I find this life is no longer mine I must leave it all behind I strive to break through the storm As I stand on the cliff looking down To the black depths far below Dreading taking that final step I twist around only to fall down So I let the blackness surround me Drowning me as I try to let go Of the past thats no longer mine What will I find beyond the dark Maby peace I hope for love Pray my dreams wont ever fade Into the gray nothingness of tomorrow This storm will pass with my past Ive nothing left to say And if I see tomorrows sun I dread the days still to come As I dive into the darkness I know My soul will rise aboe all the storms And it'll fly away back to the day When time was mine for a while Even though now its nolonger mine I know there will be a time Wh

Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Tat Contest
i need some comment bombing done on my pic in the tat contest please show me some love i am way behind I NEED MAJOR HELP IN THIS CONTEST , I HAPPEN TO LIKE MY TATTOO WHY CANT ANYONE GO COMMENT BOMB ME :( HAHAHHAHAHAH I AM WAY YYYYYYYYYYY BEHIND BUT U KNOW I WOULD BE AHPPY IF I GOT TO 100 SO COME ON IM NOT ASKING FOR A PART OF UR BODY OR ANYTHING HAHAHAHHAH THE LINK IS IN PREVIOUS BLOG SO GO GET ON IT NOW

Da Da Daahhhh
Lyrics to one my favorite songs..by Redman Da Da DaHHH Lyrics Artist(Band):Redman Review The Song [Verse 1] Yo, I gotta back ache, stomach ache, diahrea, vomiting Cold feet, runny nose, head ache, insomnia Cranky, moody, burpin' while i'm cursin' Baby chair tied in a suburban drinkin' bourbon I'm only 3, and gotta chip motorola A hoochie babysitter with switches by the stroller Lyin, cryin, whinin', teasin' Suckin' tities like I had years of breast feedin' In the begining i was sinning Kept my mama back and forth To the hospital for the constant kickin' Kept an ass whuppin', I'm get in the mall Show off like I'm fo Dolo so fuck all y'all Then you get your ass whipped with your mom's bad luck Like I HOPE YOU get hit by a truck Playin' catch a girl, fuck a girl Put em in a sandwich Just a young boy doing grown man shit [Chorus] I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit I'm just a young boy doing grown man shit Like kickin' your ass I'm just a youn

Host That Allow Confederate Bombers
Please Remember to update me who you see allowing confederate bombers to bomb in their contest. Below are members that have allowed Confederate Bombers to Bomb or have been caught cheating by playing favrotisim. Please Boycott these members below by Removing from your list and Un Fanning... 1. Rubias Rockin 2. DarkReflections

Going Out To The Boat
Well everybody, I will be leaving tomorrow for a month, I am going to the USS Enterprise and will be back the second week of December. I hate the fact I am leaving because I won't see my baby boy but I know he will be just fine, his daddy will be taking good care of him... Wish me luck and I will try to log in while I am out there. See ya'll soon.

Misc.
if u read this all then nothing will happen to u ONLY if u report this. If u dont then just read all of it and ull find out. Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Friends Over Seas
well now the count has went up for the number of friends i got in iraq and that is 2 1.) spc. danny howell of the united states army currently serving in mosul iraq who has been there since nov 1 of last year will be comin home in decemeber of this year his mos a combat medic.... 2.) spc .curtis peayyt of the united states army is goin to serve in mosul for the next 15 months he also happens to be a combat medic for his mos - aka job title so to all of our troops out there i just wanna say thanks and be safe sn take care of each other cause in a place like that you aint got friends family all you have is one another take care of yourselves and come home safeand much respect to you all

Sheri's Ramblings...
I was really nervous to come to fubar. I was at Live Digital and had a horrible experience. Some connects who I thought were friends turned out to be online bullies. They made it sooo uncomfortable over there that I deleted my page and made up another one so they didnt know it was me. I know, I gave them what they wanted but my feelings got the best of me. I let them bring me way down. The only reason I stay over there is cause I have 2 very dear friends that I'm trying to bring here...Since I've been here, everyone has been a sweethaert to me...I just wanna say THANK YOU!!! That means alot to me....XXXOOOOO Sheri

Funny Stuff
Things Only Southerners Know Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large

Read Me
HEY SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WHEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKEN ROCK

Statement At Football Game
Statement at Football game This is true.....see Snopes http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/prayer.htm ----- This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod. 'It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.' Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it 'an alternate lifestyle,' and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, 'safe sex.' If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a 'viable! means o f birth control.' If someone is offend

Awesum
hello all.kk this is like the coolest guy ever.hes been nuttin but nice & sweet to me he taught me couple tricks lol & alwayz helped me out.he gits me hot all the time.lol.so u just have to check him out & see for yourself.he just loves bein spanked.hehehe.so plz leave him ratez & comments yall...u wont b sorri PieDaDDY@ fubar ur awesum darlin...keep rockin & spank u :) this pimpout brought to u by: ~Dre@meR~ as if u didnt know (b) (d)

Smile On Me
At a wedding, you turned water into wine. What's amazing, it didn't even cost the groom a dime. Likewise I heard you gave away sight to the blind. Wonder what you could do for this soul of mine. Ain't got no money Spent it chasing empty dreams. What I have really doesn't amount to anything. But I was told to come Without money, without price. I'm just hoping that your witness got it right. If you're smiling, raining blessings Let drops fall on me. I won't cry if you'll smile on me. Need a neighbor, show some favor Let that someone be me. I won't cry if you'll smile on me. Saw a man on a freeway holding a sign "Will work for food." I said, "What a pity, he hasn't heard the good news." That you're giving bread of life away for free. That includes him, like it included me. I won't shed a tear. Smile on me I won't cry no more. Smile on me 'Cause it gets kinda lonely And if you only Smile on me It would stop the rain and ease the pain. Would you please S

Unreal Memories....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

Pissed
u know im really freaking irritated right now, because of one freakin asshole I have been forced to remove more then half of my pics from fubar and also caused a lot of animosity between a very good and dear friend of mine and myself. This person that will remain nameless got mad because took pics of him and his “wife” and one pic of his “wife” by herself. The “wife” is asking for a divorce and he got mad about the individual picture. The pics were taken at a Halloween party at a bar and every person I took a picture of I asked for permission to post on the internet. At the party I pulled this guy to the side and talked to him about the pics and he said he was cool and that I thought was that. Well I recently got a call from my very good friend and she said that he was mad because I was talking to his wife on the internet. I was only talking to her on the net and only in a friendly manner nothing was to come of this conversation. But now my friend is upset because she is afraid that it

Battle Of The Bulge
BATTLE OF THE BULGE The Ardennes Offensive, called Unternehmen: Wacht am Rhein (Operation Watch on the Rhine) by the German military, officially named the Battle of the Ardennes by the U.S. Army, and known to the general public as the Battle of the Bulge, started on 16 December 1944.[1] Wacht am Rhein was supported by subordinate operations known as Bodenplatte, Greif, and Währung. Germany's planned goal for these operations was to split the British and American Allied line in half, capturing Antwerp, Belgium, and then proceeding to encircle and destroy four Allied armies, forcing the Western Allies to negotiate a peace treaty in the Axis Powers’ favor. The Ardennes offensive was planned in total secrecy, in almost total radio silence. Although Ultra, the Allies’ reading of secret German radio messages, suggested a possible German offensive, and the United States Third Army predicted a major German offensive, the attack still achieved surprise. The degree of surprise achieved was