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My Blog
Wow I have finally met my first certifed nut on CT. This bitch, hits me up on my shout box, asked me a buch of questions about how many women I had been with in the past, then calles me a male whore. LOL I'm willing to bet that the men on CT wouldn't call me a male whore, they would say I probably didnt get enough pussy growning up. Shit 20 isnt that bad is it? If anyone wants to know this crazy persons SN it's hotcollegechick, or somthing like that. if you see her RUNNNNNN!!!! She's a fucking nut.

My Card
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Should We Believe In This?
I was looking up some sort of quiz on someone else's profile. All I had to do was click either Disagree or Agree and thought, what the hell is this supposed to mean? Should we believe in this type of quizzes, who'd want to know how you'd die? I sure in the hell wouldn't! Don't need to sit and fret about it til the day you die. Whomever made up this quiz should get a better life than just thinking about death...how lame is that?! Here's my result from the quiz...I'm thinking, yeah right! *rollin eyes* You scored as Disease. Your death will be by disease. Maybe a foreign bug or you don't brush your teeth. Ew. BRUSH!Disease60%Poison53%Natural Causes47%Bomb47%Suffocated40%Disappear40%Gunshot33%Suicide33%Eaten33%Stabbed

Bored
I don't really get this cherry tap. I can't download anything off of the site because it infected my computer. I'm sick of myspace but all of my friends are on it. So at least i can talk to them. Whine whine whine I am trying to make friends with some people but noody seems interested. I shall be leaving forever

Life Of The Firefighter Family
We as a family are so happy now. Are family is fixing the problems example of bad marriages and going into great marriages. Next thing this is someone in this family who deserve to have children and for some stupid reason other person took that change away from her by a car crash. So this firefighter family is a normal working family. As a family, we have come close twice of losing the person we love. One of our own was in a car crash and the same person was in an abuse marriage. So right now one of our family members is get a divorce from her soon to be ex husband. So as we get our family has been strong and there are days that everyone of our family just wants it all to end and then we remember how much Thumpress has fought to keep this family a working family and it dies as quickly as it was thought up. Thumpress is our hero and angel and we hope she will have a happy new life. And we just found out when the new one will be added to a family who he is marry the person we 100% care a

Comedy
Silence is golden, apparently my jokes are gems... And having a roomfull of people just sit there in shock and silence or actually making them have to think... like last night... is great. I could hear the gears of thought churning... apparently the alcohol hadn't lubed the gears well enough to shake loose the rust. Pretty much narrows down to these points... A. I touch on shocking/disturbing/obscure topics B. I write too intelligently and over everyone's head where they don't get the material and heaven forbid they think and use that pickled brain... especially the younger people..... C. Some are probably grossed out by what I say.. Main point... I'm having fun and just venting and airing out my thoughts on stuff. Finally put my foot down and took the night off from work Wenesday night May 30th to enter a comedy competition. Who knows how many others I'll be competing with but, doesn't matter will be fun none the less. Even better it'll be at the Twin Rivers Casino in

Completion
Every night I pray for her, I ask God to protect her, For God to lead her, For God to be with her. I know she's out there, somewhere, My future, My love, My completion. This girl is everything to me, She’s been through many things, We’ve both graduated from the school of hard knocks. So we know it's not going to be easy. But with God leading us we know we're safe. This girl is my other half, She is the piece that fits perfectly into this Broken window of a life, She is the puzzle piece that can only fit with mine. This girl makes me, shine, She brings out the best side of me, No matter what the situation. This girl is the best thing to happen to me. She completes things in me that no one could, The Joy she holds just radiates from her face, Her love is continuous, Without her I wouldn't know what to do. I thank God for sending me his Angel, MY COMPLETION!

Cries That Fall Upon Deaf Ears
I thought I did it, had it all worked out, So I gambled it, lost it all, come-to-find-out. I thought I had had It all, that you couldn’t touch me, Because “Glory” was the only thing I could see. Blindsided by reality as I watched myself fall, I knew that at that moment I had lost it all. All that I had worked for over all of the years, Hard Work! Blood! Sweat! Tears! All of it falling, just like my tears to the ground, And where I am now, there is nobody around. Here sobbing in agony, all hope lost, Paying my foolish price beyond all cost. It was to late, the choice had been made, And now was the time for the price to be paid. As my soul, just like everything, dried up and died, All that was left are my eternal screaming cries. For that one, foolish, stupid mistake, The price I am paying, all eternity it will take. My cries that will fall upon deaf ears, Shall be heard in all’s nightmare fears.

What Feeling Are You ?
You scored as Love. You are Love. You Love someone and are always thinking of them. You want them and need them. Your love and kindness is what will win their heart. Thanks for taking my quiz. Please rate. :)Peace92%Love92%Hope67%Joy67%Courage67%Faith58%Wisdom58%Grace58%What feeling are you?? (cool pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Taylor L
...The very essence of my happiness. ...Joy exploding from her smile. ...Addictive. ...100% unique. ...Hypnotyizing gaze. ...Entrancing beauty. ...Angelic laugh. ...Makes me weak in the knees. ...Gives me goose bumps. ...Intreges me. ...Captivates me. ...Vuluptious.

Soldiers!
You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your

You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Accident Prayer!!!!
Hello everyone I just wanted to send out a prayer request. Last night about 11:00 my mom and sister were hit by a semi-truck on Lincoln and 41(for those who live ine E-ville). They have discharged my mother, although she is still in pain. My sister so far as of right now has broken ribs, and a broken arm. They are running more tests on her to see what else if anything is wrong. Please pray that she will be fine and that nothing more will be wrong w/her. Don't forget to keep my mother in your prayers too. Just pray that everything will be ok and that God will be w/them. THANK YOU ALL .....AND PLEASE KEEP MY FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYERS!!!!!! GOD BLESS, TACARRA Update….Chrissy's surgery went fine she has two metal plates in her right arm. They are going to make her get up tomorrow and start moving. She has 3 broken ribs, as far as her ribs and her lumbars go..they have to heal on their own. Mom got her x-rays back and they told her that she has a fractured tibia and a chip missing from her

Dead Man Tell Tales
So on my first day here at CherryTap I started another small blog. Still getting a feel of a place before I can cut loose and share with you all what it is exactly what it is that I do...art. So until I am completely comfortable here I have decided to start off with some older works straight out of what I call The Goblin SketchBook. Hope you enjoy.. -=(gRiMz)=-

My Kids
Kelsey and Ryan, mommy just want's you to know that you 2 mean the world to me. I would not trade anything about you. I love you with all my heart and soul. Ryan I know that I had you at a younge age but I would not ever take it back, or change it for the world. You are my little man, and you know that. Kelsey, I love you to, you are mommy's little princess. I love you!

Love
What I really need, I just can't plant a seed. It does me so good, That i want it like you should. Everyone needs it, Even just a little bit. Love is what we all want, If only it could be bought. You have to find it on your own, Like in the movies he's on the other end of the phone. Now listen closely, Thats what I need, Is a little love, Love indeed!!!By Daisy

A True Love Story
I posted this in a bulletin eariler, but I thought the story warranted a more permanent place on the site. It's from today's Gaston Gazette (our local newspaper. Here Goes: After Ervin Friday’s health began to fail in December, he moved into a nursing home and was separated from his wife for the first time since World War II. But as soon as they parted, Alma Friday, 93, began to get sick too. And for better or worse, she joined her husband in a small room at the Brian Center Health and Rehabilitation on Cox Road. The Fridays’ eldest daughter, Barbara Brice, said her parents were close, so close that when Ervin, 94, died on Monday, Alma joined him 24 hours later. Both passed away in their sleep, Brice said. A banner on matching caskets at their funeral Friday read, “A Love Story.” They were married for more than 73 years. “They told her he passed and she cried,” Brice said. “My brother asked her, if she was going to Dad’s funeral and she said she didn’t feel strong enou

Rates,fans&friends
I rate & fan all the profiles I visit.To me there is no need for crewlty so everyone gets a 10. I appreaciate all who takes the time to do the same back. I love making friends, don't read anything into it, I'm just friendly, but not looking for anything more than friendship .I appreciate my friends,they are treasures to me .

Jealousy
Jealousy is a complex response to an uner-recognized desire to have (or experience or know) something that we dont currently -at least not the level we'd like. Jealousy is custom designed to raise our hackles. Jealousy crops up largely due to what we value or desire. Initially we feel jealouse without fully understanding why and without knowing what to do about it. "Activating events" can ignite a firestorm of emotional relations, assumptions and resentment that do little to move us closer to our core desires and may actually work against us. Shift your attention away from the external cause and toward the underlying desires behind our jealouse feelings we can learn about what really matters to us and evaluate our responss accordingly. We benefit most from jealousy's potential gifts when we take time to evaluate what emotion or emotions lie at the heart of the matter. Noticing where our jealously is ignited tends to help us see where we might focus on expressing and responding to those

Forgiveness....
To forgive Is not to forget. To forgive Is really to remember That nobody is perfect That each of us stumbles When we want so much to stay upright That each of us says things We wish we had never said That we can all forget that love Is more important than being right. To forgive Is really to remember That we are so much more Than our mistakes That we are often more kind and caring That accepting another's flaws Can help us accept our own. To forgive Is to remember That the odds are pretty good that We might soon need to be forgiven ourselves. That life sometimes gives us more Than we can handle gracefully. To forgive Is to remember That we have room in our hearts to Begin again And again, And again. ~~ Author Unknown ~~

My Blog Damnit
Born in destruction Shelling from all angles Grown in torment A living hell with steep hills I climbed and escaped Only to become a soldier myself Causing the same destruction I claimed to not know I stand about looking at my war torn life Look at the holes in my heart And the shackles on my wrist And wonder where I went wrong Past mistakes not inventoried Nothing reconciled Nothing gained Just another ounce of pain I can’t hold much more Carrying this burden is getting me soar All I want is to get up off the floor Be strong and march forward with my head to the sky And not try to wonder why Just as the tide was turning I got hit and now I lay in my shadow If there is a god I need you now To hold me up and set me free So I can live again I follow your rules I don’t look for my old tools The ones that numb the pain The ones that hurt The ones that torture Instead I stay on course Living with all my remorse I am sorry for your pain And the torment th

Little Billy On English
Little Billy goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does nayone have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Billy, that's a mouthful." Little Billy says, "No, Miss rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."

Hmmm Read If U Want
Name? Age? Do you like me? How long have u known me? Do you have a crush on me? What would you do if i was beside you? Are you a juggalo/Jugagalette? would you kiss me? Would you bite me? How hard? Do you like rough sex? Do you wanna have sex with me? What color are my eyes? Have u ever wanted to tell me somthin ask me somethin but u were afraid of what i'd say? if so what was it? whats you fav faygo/ pop? do u know what mine is? what do u want me to be to you? do u think im pretty/sexxi/beautifull ect.? is this alot of questions?

Ab$olutely Halariou$
don't you just love people that have nothing better to do than hate on you because they can't live with what they are doing.they have to turn it around on you.one thing worse than a drama queen is a fake drama queen with no remorse.{peace out}

Ladies, Is This Or Is This Not True?
"MEMORIES" Note: These things are things that may just seem like a random list to anyone reading this but if Shane were to see this, he'd understand. *What I remember* Those tempting lips. That delightfully insipid smile. Long nights kissing you. Riding you and watching you exhale in slow motion. Drinking and gagging outside your van. Everyone's disapproval. Making love under the moonlight on the beach. Patience alongside pain and anxiousness. Tattoos (nuf' said ;P ). "Baby mama drama." "The Players's Club." Tom & Justin. Knight's Inn. People talking shit. You letting it get to you. Ditching my friends to see you. Russ. Getting it on in your car. Getting busy in the parking lot. Getting busy in your girlfriend's bed. Getting it on everywhere. Falling for Austin. Broken promises. Waiting and watching for you to show outside the window. Kiddie swimming pools. Wet, strawberry patch, underwear. Going on rides with you. Falling back in love with you.

Amethyst's Visions
" Shadows " When I finally learned to take a look At something other than countless books When I finally started to see the shadows within It was then and only then That I begin to learn For only when I begin to turn And look to my shadows deep within On my path could I begin For too many years I studied the shadows of my peers Hoping to find the path where I belong Only to realize my path could not be shown For as long as I was searching others’ shadows I could not see the answer lies in my shadows For it is my shadows that I must see If I’m to see where my path should be So for those of you who wish to learn I say to you it’s now your turn To take a look deep within See your shadows so you may begin Begin to learn where you belong Follow your shadows and you’ll be shown For it is your path you need to see Not the one that is right for me Blessed be three times three. Copyright 2007 TLC

Buzz Off Dirty South!east Side In The House!
DIRTY SOUTH CREW FUCK OFF! GET A LIFE!Trust me Sweetcheeks and I could careless if you block us fuck the dirty south crew you guys ain't shit!Hating my wife won't make none of you pretty!LMAO HATERS GET A LIFE! © 2007Jay#931741

Canadian Troops In Afghanistan
A Dangerous Mission For Canadian Troops Canadian troops in Afghanistan now face their most dangerous mission yet as Canada assumes the lead of multinational forces in scorching Kandahar -- widely known as a hotbed of militant activity and a retreat for remnants of the Taliban regime. National attention has focused on the region in recent times -- particularly after a suicide bombing near Kandahar in January killed a senior Canadian diplomat and seriously wounded three soldiers. As Brig.-Gen. David Fraser took command of coalition forces in Kandahar on Feb. 28, he upped the battle rhetoric, asserting that Canadian soldiers are not only ready to kill, but also to die in Afghanistan to prevent the nation from becoming a safe harbour for terrorists. Fraser is now in charge of a multinational force, including 2,200 Canadians, that will patrol six provinces in the southern part of Afghanistan, which spreads over some 220,000 square kilometres. Fraser, in an interview with

Migraine Hell
So here I sit hoping that this time the meds will work and I will be more or less migraine free. But I am not holding my breath as so far I've went though all but one other method to help me "lead a normal life". And the medications I am taking have side effects. The one med has made me more sensitive to the sun. I had nice little sunburn after 45 minutes in the sun. And I had red like freckles after sitting out under an umbrella for a couple hours. Then both of the 2 main meds keep me dry-mouthed. Let's just say it's annoying most of the time and EXTREMELY annoying when one is sucking cock... nothing like a nice hard wet... anyway you get the picture. Thankfully I didn't get the decrease of sex drive from the meds, I'd gone nuts on that one. I had a MRI and well see my neurologist again later this month to see how I am responding. So far it's not good as I've had 3 migraines in the past 4 days. It sucks!

Fort Worth Brahmas
Ive been playing a lot of hockey recently and decided to give it a go with the fort worth brahmas, if i dont make it atleast ill know i gave it my best, and if worse comes to worse ill end up playing golf, ok not really, just a happy gilmore joke. Anyways, wish me luck!!

Internet Population
There are a lot of people on the internet that are complete assholes. They tell you what they think and I believe they are bieng who they wish they can be. I would like to see these fucks who promote rude comments and post them to meet me and say it to my fucking face. GO AHEAD ASSHOLES; FUCKING SAY SOMETHING NOW. Fake ass mother fuckers.

Lessons In Sick Fuckkery
"I Will Kill You" by Cannibal Corpse Bleed for my pain Revenge on treacherous snakes They will pay Slicing the flesh Sculptured wounds my catharsis I will stain Into the heart Needle injects gasoline Convulsions The one that they betrayed Has made them this way Plagued by the bastards I will kill you Killed by my rage Scream at my face The grisly scars went unavenged Until now Deep in the hole You are not gagged and scream aloud But unheard Choke on your vomit You watch your hands cut off Then your legs The one that you betrayed Will kill you this way Scarred by the bastards I will kill you Killed by my rage I must kill you Into the throat The scalpel slices Warm blood sprays out The gushing entices Pull out your heart And let you watch Shove in your mouth Then stab your crotch I watch your agony I am released From years of pain Your death averted My becoming insane You are dead I have killed you ------------

Huzza?
I've been on CT for a about a week now. I've voted, I've checked people out and I've added some cool looking people. For the life of me, I have no idea what I'm susposed to do now? Can anyone give me some hints to get the most out of this place?

True Story. Keep This Family In Your Thoughts.
Please pray for this baby... He is so brave and God is letting him hang on for a reason. Please pass this on. (Just click reply, then copy. and post this again) Pray for baby Kaleb. Add to My Profile | More Videos

Submissive Poetry Wrote By Me
My submissive heart I gave to you And no one but you. I sit and wait for my Master, To return home each and every day. When you placed your collar around my neck You looked at me and said "Forever More". Your leather cuffs you placed around my wrists And said "Mine till the end". My Master I love you so You took me and made me whole. You said "Trust in me and I'll set you free" and, I'll make you into the woman you want to be" I submit to you freely because you love me and protect me simply said you complete me. Your whips and chains I welcome with pleasure And if I'm good you bind me too. With each strike upon my tender skin I know you give it with sheer delight. You command me to be silent and still For you say my body is your playground. Master loves me and adores me As I love and adore him. The day I met my Master was the day I found freedom in which he set me free. I will always kneel and proudly serve and obey him always forever m

Burn It Down
Drank so much last night I think that I drowned But now my cup is empty No one has seen my will around Now my heart is aching Sometimes I fall asleep for days But my bed is empty I know I am too set in my ways Tell 'em all I'm ok Flew so high last night I think that I fell to the ground so heavy Woke up to find this living hell It used to be so easy Hard to tell my nights now from my days The curtains hide my feelings Don't feel I have any right to pray And will they find me someday, Someday Whatever takes us away Will be the same to drive us on Remember to find a new way A way to see it all We're finally slipping away and soon it will be gone Remember to find a new day Remember to carry on (parts of "Burn it down" by Alter Bridge

The Wussification Of Western Towns By Bob Boze Bell Editor Of True West Magazine
Western Towns Fight Wussification* Long may these towns sustain. Our Current Western Dilemma: More and more people are moving to authentic Western towns, and in the process, transforming more and more Western towns into cheap versions of the anonymous suburbs they fled from in the first place. I just got back from Old Tucson (long-time classic Western movie town) where we taped a new batch of True West Moments for the Westerns Channel. As I cruised along I-10 through the Gila River Reservation, Casa Grande, Eloy, Picacho Peak and Marana, one impression kept recurring: "When did that go up?" To say that we're in the middle of a building boom in Arizona is a gross understatement. Where once pristine desert stretched for miles, there are now subdivisions and businesses popping up everywhere, seemingly in the middle of nowhere. And most of the new "build-out" is pre-fab, taco-modern, franchise-ridden crap. You can see the same exact architectural landscape in Southern Ca

Me.
She wasn't sure of what she felt. She never truly was. But she knew it was there. It haunted her. It was in her mind, in her body, and in the very pit of her stomach. It was there. That feeling. No matter how hard she tried to be rid of it, It came back, and it pounded her with full force. The clashing of thunder and flares of lighting from her bedroom window Did nothing to soothe her, but in turn intensified her desperation. The storm that brewed inside her was mirrored By the slash of rain pelting the glass of the windows. That feeling. As if someone ripped an innocent child from a caring mother As if someone walked in on their spouse in the midst of adultery As if someone was told there hopes, dreams and strongest aspirations were killed because of one knee injury. The storm of emotion that rules inside of us all, That takes over and consumes us in whole. It’s always that feeling that comes back, when we’ve shut it out, When we laid it to rest, When we del

Wtf?
One-way ticket to the gutter. When the system fails and life becomes just a struggle for survival, you lose interest. The quality of life dissolves and the downward spiral has begun. _____________________________________________________ Solidarity once stood for the fact that many people shared the same thoughts about a certain thing. Solidarity today means nothing. It might do so for a short period in some people's lives until they move on to better positions in life and careers. Many people find themselves fighting for solidarity within their class in order to find themselves being a generation older than everyone else. It's a scary thought that you will one day wake up to find your friends and the manifest has left you for a better life and that you most likely will die alone. _____________________________________________________ When the darkened skies sink above the suburbs the cries of despair chokes on the suffering Forced to shitty labor, used as cattle, remembered

Definition Of Irony
Court Upholds Prisoners' Right to Porn By Associated Press June 26 2007, 8:20 AM EDT STOCKHOLM, Sweden -- Convicted sex offenders in Sweden are free to read pornography in their cells following a court ruling that has angered the prison service. The Supreme Administrative Court in Stockholm last week ruled that the Swedish Prison and Probation Service had no right to deny a rape convict access to his porn magazines. Prison officials had argued that reading porn would interfere with the man's rehabilitation program. They also said the magazines posed a security problem for staff and other inmates because they could increase the risk of the man relapsing into criminal behavior. But the court, whose ruling cannot be appealed, said the prison service failed to prove that the magazines could "jeopardize the security of the institution." Prison officials said they had asked the government to change the law so that they could continue to ban porn magazines at the Nordic na

The Empty Room
The empty room The rage... is quiet, is loud, is inside us, always there, simmering, boiling beneath the surface The hate... Is an illusion, is my reality, is hidden, deep within my heart The fear... Is my companion, is a way of life, is within each of us from the beginning The greed... Is what rules us, is our greatest threat, is the hand that guides my fate The love... Is a lie, is a dream, is what everyone desires, but no one seems to find The pain... Is how I know I'm still alive, is unbearable, is the chain that keeps me locked inside... This empty room of my soul ~MK

Regrets
Regrets, filled with fire body and soul burning desire it was a dream fullfilled by fire winters moon rapid skies life on hold forever this time choices made regrets complete never to be sadness comes stalking me prey for the devil his sympathy scars and pain instead of quiet caresses memories of you tears on my cheeks time and patience forgiveness makes punishment and anger hate and greed replace all of this with love and need desire for home a martyr makes a soul afire with wanton need reckless and spurning all sense of right mysteries solved new questions arise how can I live when I lost my life the night falls down like a blanket full of dew to cover my shame my sadness too. 6/28/07 ------------------------------

Missing You
Missing You, Mother ~MK Her smile Her eyes What warm embrace I miss Shes gone So gone What can I do now So much I need My questions go ignored So many Help me Mother please. Alone awake afraid that its not allright Forgive me please forgive how can i make this right? the past the reality its never going to be the pain the anger all nothing for you to see the tears i cry for you but really for me so much I remember warm cookies on winterday mother no don't go who will love me today. 6/28/07

~edith Piaf~
(pçäf´) , 1915—63, French cabaret singer, born as Edith Giovanna Gassion. She began to sing at 15 in cafés and in the streets of Paris and was soon engaged to sing in a cabaret. Fame quickly followed her appearances in nightclubs all over Europe and America. Piaf appeared in several movies, starring in Le Bel Indifférent (1940), originally a play written for her by Jean Cocteau. Her highly emotional and powerful voice was enormously expressive. Her performance of the song Milord was especially cherished by international audiences. See her memoirs, Au bal de la chance (1958, tr. 1965); biography by her half sister Simone Berteaut (1972).

Do It!!!
I was just thinking about something I saw on the news not too long ago. I tried searching for the article but could not find it. I did find something similar: http://www.risingsunofnihon.com/2007/04/sex_posted_on_web_site_worth_2.html The story I watched was about a married couple who made a porn website that people could go to and watch them have sex through their webcam. They charged like $20 each time and they made a million dollars in one year!!!! This is incredible to me. One year of having sex with your partner in front of a webcam could earn you ONE MILLION DOLLARS, and in only ONE YEAR! Your doing it anyway, right? hehe And it's not like you are cheating or sharing your partner with anyone. The best part about this is that these people were not even that great looking! I say go for it but the man is not down. Too bad.

Why Othergirl
Why the other girl for my name. Because being the other girl makes more sense. IT does not matter that it might not be by choice or it may be choice. Why be the other girl .Why not ? I get to enjoy going out and being pampered and then I go home. I don't have to fight over shower ,the toothpaste, the bills the everyday mundane life. I guess I have become jaded but in life Jaded is always a part of it. But can anyone really find happiness ? Or is it just selling one self short ? All thoughts to ponder From the other girl

In My World!
Ok. I guess alot of people cant read profiles. Yes i am in the bdsm lifestyle and i take it very seriously. I am n ot here to be looking for a new man or sex or cyber or anything like that. I am happy with my master and wouldnt trade him for anything. I am only here to meet new friends in and out of the lifestyle. If there are any Doms out there please dont contact me. I dont need that drama in my life right now. If you cant deal with the fact then please dont bother contacting me. But if you have questions about the lifestyle i will be more then happy to answer them the best i can. for those who want to come to me with stupid ass questions. here is some info...research before you ask stupid and petty questions.

Janis Joplin
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. What did she do? She sang Me And Bobby McGee. As she said during the rehersals to the song: "After this somebody else must take over". How do you win over a 1000 judases? Hendrix died 18th sept 1970. Janis Joplin made her last album during sept 1970. The last recordings Janis completed were "Mercedes Benz" and a birthday greeting for John Lennon on October 1, 1970; Lennon, whose birthday was October 9, later told Dick Cavett that her taped greeting arrived at his home after her death. The movie Easy Rider. The song Easy Rider was originally on the album Big Brother And The Holding Company (by the same group) from 1967. It is a mock song about Janis Joplin by Janis' own group. She is one of the few that has experienced that. Jimi Hendrix made his version Ezy Rider in late 1969 (the movie premiered in july 1969): There g

How Sad
My hubby wrote the top part please read HOW SAD We tryed to make up and get the family back togeather but some asshole had to get involved again and open his shit hole and start again so were done with My SISTER and her peace of crap HUSBAND for good there loss once again.........this is what MY SISTERS husband wrote after trying to work things out and we thought all was forgiven on both sides but i guess hes got issues with his man hood HOW SAD all we what is peace!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is what we had till he wrote this...Now we will let it go and them go and we will have peace once again.....moving on as always... This is from his brother in law Alan which is posted on yahoo 360. Entry for June 27, 2007 I really have had it. i have always been pretty quiet about all the bullshit but those days are long gone.I am tired of reading about how certain members of my wife's family's problems are3 because of everyone else.You reap what you sow, if your life is shitty or has been

Sorry For Being Mia
To the UAO members and to all my friends, I am still alive. Work has me running and gunning and I will get back to normal in due time. Running your own gig can get crazy and that is where I am at right now. I am stopping by everyonce in a while to see if any love has been sent my way. If you have, I will return the favor to let you know that you efforts are not for nothing. Love you all. SeVill

A Poem Plzz Read
Truth Truth I know that face you are making I see it all the time The one that says, "shit look at you, how'd you get to be that size?" Look again, take your blinders off You may see something that you like Do you see me now, the real me now, the one who lives inside? Look deeper, try to see behind this flesh facade It's difficult I know it is The others tried and failed I see it now a real smile now You're genuine and true It's a smile that lights your whole face up It looks really good on you See we're laughing now and joking now You're not scared of me anymore I am relaxed and you're relaxed A good time had by all The shallow people never know the truth I hide inside It's hidden deep in all of us It's there for us to find All you need is to believe there's something more than size Cause the only thing I care about Is the real you not the shell And now you looked inside of me You know the truth as well.

On Vacation
hi everyone i hope you are having a safe holiday i am going to be on and off til monday i sure miss everyone i am on vaction enjoying the family and going to see sadie yippie i cant wait ...... muah i will get back with ya have a good week

Things I Find Interesting.
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I Think I've Just Had A Stroke...
Okay, either I've just had a stroke and am lying on my office floor drooling, or I really did just tune in to the 2007 Rock Paper Scissors Championships on ESPN. Is it a slow sports day? It's being held in Las Vegas and they're talking about adaptive strategies and laying odds based on wrist cramps and if the "athlete" is right or left handed. I'm not even sure where I was going with this, I'm just stunned.

Landing The Big Fish!
Okay everybody I sent out a new bulletin called "try and find I Love You". Go ahead try and find it: R4JD23L4AJD2367LRTO73POVVLLHJD DBEIISLLG247NEYOJNEUJS3YHN3V2EG PP24Q76,K6346NOODOLWNN3DOWNJ FODOVEPiiiICTUREHIHELL64ODVLLIOOCF GLOL7DSH21AHFI898RSTLFGKJHGDITUG VOS1451623OW6EETHGVOAW2VVIOTY ONGL135HGALSJTNRLLIIENQLEOGKOFGF ONOBILOVEYOU029NSBBAKLJBSFL0VEPEV LLLNGWIRLNHF6HAB6N66ILASNFKWFG MYGVOOSHWNFOPWJWHATTHEFUCHFG OENLQEOOILOVEYOUVBXGFCGFVGHMK MKMKLQW9OFOJISRFDGFCFUIWRTYUKNON DWOONLQ3BKW081LOVEYO3AFBWIKSFE iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllgjarijga JBAKJG8VLOO03ITNABKKJBBBFVAK48BDE NVGLJLR94LLBGEKMWBUGLNWHJFMABDG LEWQ94VVBVFILOVEYOUUOENHFIS78JY 4BBWYUIKFNKWPURHKJQHBDBAKLEMIO OOFBKAKUWGQBBAKALSKJBGLWKEJBY3 GWVANNALOVESALEXEGFHEILALJUEHVF LAVLEKTNAVLKEU3FOREVER&ADAYFKSK IKKWSNFLOIAWHRLHFEI98SVVVKAVAS KNGBJSBDSVNGOWEJBVG83NBFMDOA0 AAAFDNFGIELAWEMWRULDTHYJUGHJUH Well a friend of mine is having a dilemma about her new dude.. she is scared

Is It Really Love?
Could He or She be the one? You can't concentrate... You find yourself laughing for no apparent reason... You haven't had an appetite in days... You are positively ecstatic to the point of being GIDDY. (And this has nothing to do with drinking one too many martinis.) So what could all of this MEAN? You're in love! Or at least, you THINK you are... But wait a minute!!! Are you REALLY? Have you actually spent enough time with "Mr./Mrs. Perfect" to know for sure that he has all of the qualities you're looking for? Or is it possible that you're in love with the IDEA of him/her? I mean, could you really know that he/she is * kind * considerate * smart * compassionate * a good communicator * has similar life goals and dreams and * will treat you well all in the span of a couple of weeks? Even months? Of course it's human nature to get swept up in the whirlwind of excitement of a new romance, especially in the beginning. But the truth is, the

My Aura
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Help
well i am new here and i am completely confused and lost so jsut bare with me for a while until i get my legs sturdy with this... thanks for understanding. hope to talk to many new people soon and make some new friends.... if anyone wants to help a girl out with the little things here let me know.

One
The Love Of ONE I wish that I had known you, had known a mothers love I wish that we could have been friends like others and their kin When I remember how it could have been It makes me sad to say To know you had a chance to be what I'll never be today Chances are I'll do the same so scared to prove it true I'll just be alone you see that way I know I'm not you. If only I could see in time I'd look ahead to find what lies ahead for all of us I'd not make mistakes you see or pretend it wasn't true Ask me to forgive you please I'll do it you know it's due Just ask and you will see You never have you know never once in all these years have you said "I regret my choice" Who will comfort you in age not me, or them, we are free We have lived and loved without you all this time since then Each of us has learned to live without that saving grace In all these ways we are the same Just you in another face.

Blue Eyed Angel
Hi, I'm a senior in college just waiting to graduate! I am moving to Austin next summer, so if anyones from Austin let me know what I'm in for. I'm not looking for someone special I already have that. I just wanna have fun and meet new people, so if you looking for a long term relationship keep looking cause I'm not for you!! If you wanna know anything else just hit me up. Bye

2 Kids And A Dog
My 2 children and our dog rode in a trailer that i have for them when i mow grass so that they can ride with me. they spent the entire time in that trailer just having fun. Wished i had pics of this it would have been funny to show everyone.

About The Comments To My Mumm
For those who answered my mumm intellegently I thank you. I now understand why you would keep family and nude pictures in a private folder. For those who replied in a demunitive manner, I simply asked a question. As I am fairly new to the site, I tend to have questions.

(reposting For My Friend!) Peggysue"treehugger"...ty Girl!!!
It seems if you speak out and disagree with Baby J in any way, they shut you up. I read a bulletin today, this is the link, http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=4082606265 and commented something Baby J obviously did not like. The bulletin poster, Paris, as wellas I have been gagged. No commenting privelages on pics, profiles, bulletins. SHe still, for the time being, has the ability to post a bulletin. I tried and have even been blocked from doing that. I would appreciate if someone or a few someone's on my friend's list would cut and copy this entire blog and post it in a bulletin for me entitled PARIS YOU ARE NOT ALONE (REPOST) and someone make it sticky so it will stick around for 24 hours. I pay for VIC on here. Most people don't. SO obviously our money is of no use to Baby J. I guess he figures one person's money is no big deal. I guess freedom of speech is alive and well until you say something that rubs Baby J the wrong way. We are all suppose to be grown ups but yet i

Microwaving Water
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse t

To Anyone That Wants To Know Me
My name is Mary Joy Osborn. I am 26 years old, 5'6", 175 lbs, and have 4 children. Elizabeth Nicole is 6, Robert Charles is 4, Hailee Marie is 2, and Ryan Alexander is 1. I am currently divorced from their father Richard, but I am in a relationship that is so much better. I met Jason Adam Vine about a year ago. Him and I have been so happy together and would like to eventually get married and add to our already large family. I love it because he is great with my kids, and although we have just met in person a couple months ago, he treats them like they are his own. The kids love him so much and even asked if they could call him daddy. Their father is now in the Army National Guard, and he is going to be going to Iraq in October. Just 4 days after our youngest sons birthday. The thing is, I don't see him coming back. He is going to be driving a fuel truck, which is just like driving a big target. I hate to think of things like that, but such is life. I joined CherryTap to f

Real Shit
Crazy? I am starting to believe that I really am loosing all my marbles. I had the most perfect opportunity in the world to fufill a 6 year dream, and I passed it up. I still don't understand why myself. A bitch? It took me secretly hiding it in her door for my best friend to get her birthday cards from me because no one would answer the door when they saw it was me. So I went back later and slipped it between the doors so she could see it. I don't really know what I did wrong, but I am really sorry. It was good to hear her voice today. A crazy bitch? My ex-boyfriend seems to think that I am stalking him or obsessed or something like that. I left him a comment as a joke and he freaked out on me not to "do anything like that ever again". OK then. Whatever happened to "we really are going to be friends, not just like everyone says"?

Stoner Story's And Other Shit With Charlie Hustle
The Hustle almost checked out for good. So y'all know I had my tonsils removed on Wednesday. And last night i had a hemirage in my throat. Puked blood for like 3 hours it was pretty much awesome. Blood pressure dropped to 83/42 and my hemoglobin level dropped to 30/10 pretty much awesome. It looked like I was in the Exsersist. Projectile puking straight blood. Covered myself it in. Passing out...it was awesome. I guess I am lucky to be here though. So hooraa keep the party rockin lol! So I have my first interview since I got out of school coming up on Thursday morning I'm totally stoked. Its with Crosspoint. And they are the biggest studio in Colorado at the moment specially for Post Production things. Pray for me, wish me luck what ever you feel comfortable with. Tell l8r, Charlie Hustle

The Life Of A Gang Member
THE LIFE OF A GANG MEMBER Current mood: indifferent Category: News and Politics Inside Look at the Life of a Gang Member Reported by: Carlos Correa 02/22/2007 09:20pm More than ten years ago the city of Springfield experienced an increase in gang activity when a group of Gangster Disciples from Chicago moved into town. With the help of local groups, the gang problem decreased until last year when new signs of activity surfaced. Now, there are some new strategies in place that aim to prevent gangs from becoming a permanent fixture. The Community Partnership of the Ozarks joined forces with the Springfield Police Department to send a strong and clear message that gang activity is not welcomed here. Graffiti is a tell-tale sign that gangs are in business. Statistics show gang activity is often found among low-income, minority communities, but the recent grand jury formed by the Greene County Prosecutor's Office found the gang population here to be just the oppos

My Car
i just picked up a 93 chevy cavalier z24 and i am concentrating most my time into this car because i have been trying get the inside of it done before i go to oregon in the next few weeks,i have droped a system and dvd players in it so fare but soon it will get lighting effects and when i return from oregon . i am ordering a body kit for the car, but till then.

Bliss
BLISS Revel in your flesh while it's supple, It's really why we're here. To honor our Source as we couple, And hold each other dear. The pleasures of the flesh are but tools, To lead us towards the Light. When we fire our crown and our jewels, Our love will rule the night.

Eve's Side Of The Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast

Good Bye All :(
I cam to this site and got addicted to it too well. it almost cost me a marrage because of my own stupid emotions and desires getting WAY out of control. I guess I can't handle flirting etc. because I take things too much to heart. the comment graphic below applies to me as well as those who else I have been too emotionally attached to. For the rest of you, it's been nice knowing you all, but I have to get away from CT and on with my life.

100 Sexual Questions
1. what's your first name? Shay 2. male or female? female 3. how old are you? 23 4. what country or state do you live in? California 5. would you say your straight, gay or bi? Straight 6. describe what you look like physically: I'm 5'4, dark brown Hair , Hazel eyes , BBW 7. ok now how many fingers? 3 8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 42DD 9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink. 10. what's your favorite part of your body? My eyes 11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex? I like too many things....guy has to have some major body karate going on...nice arms, nice chest, nice back, great ass and i love eyes, smile & hair too 12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? neck....inside of wrist 13. do you have any special names 4 your privates or what do you call them? No I don't have a special name for any of them

Fruit
They come in different colors and shapes to energize the aging universe bringing a sweet and happy taste to the bitter burden of life. In baskets of fruits I saw numerous colors of moments. In varieties of your tastes and warmth comes my appreciation of colors and taste of days. The same flavors have tasted differently at dangling moments and times of day. You are much more sweet and tasty when my days are nice to me. You added taste and colors to my blue moments and days. I have looked to you for consolation. You are fruits of two lives

New At This...
So I just joined today...I got scared nearly to death at all the bomb noises...I almost shut the computer off...ha ha...so bear w/ me people. Oh yeah, thank you for all the comments and kindness... -Amarie

Have U Ever?
Its quarter past 10 and Im still thinking the same as before. I think that I like you, but I just cant be sure. Im pretty sure I do, but I dont wanna get hurt again. Thats why I wont tell you, I wont say anything. If I tell you these feelings, youll say you dont feel that way. And if you say you do, youll end up leaving anyway. I cant see my heart break; I dont want the tears to fall. I wanna feel your love, but I dont want pain at all. I wish that I could tell you, but I cant get the words out straight. I wanna love you, I wanna be with you, but I dont wanna lose my mate. One day I will tell you how I feel, but that day is not today. Because I dont know how you feel and I guess thats okay. Ill just keep the secret in my heart and you will never know. Ill hide it in my smile, but I wont let it show. I will pretend that I dont love you anymore than just a friend. Because if I dont tell you how I feel, I cant get hurt again Have u ever liked someone so much to where

Strwberrywine!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Lauren Birthday: 1 August Birthplace: New Orleans Current Location: In Fubar Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Australian- Irish/French The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee high boots Your Weakness: Being unpredictable Your Fears: Things Changing Dramatically- IT the clown movie... its just wrong!!! Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live life loud Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what a Shit Question, im not a geek Thoughts First Waking Up: If I put the covers over my head Will I get away with staying here! Your Best Physical Feature: Haha ummmmm... duno I supose my eyes? Your Bedtime: AM never before 11pm Your Most Missed Memory:: My brothers infectious laugh. Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only with Jack Otherwise fruit juice MacDonalds or Burger King: Macy dee's but if I had my way Ask Resturant Single

Chronicles Of Me…....
A waking dream the rift unseen The distance left uncrossed A span between the rising tides The pride that’s better lost From spoken words of yesterday The bonds we cast aside Naked in the broken light With nothing left to hide

Family Reunion
I cannot wait until this weekend, my family is all getting together in Vermont. I really look forward to seeing my nephews. They have been concerned about me, especially Matt. I have had to endure much grief latley and they wish to support me in my time of need. My family, from my son to my sisters and brother and all their kids have been wonderful.

Newbies Be Careful
I am new to Fubar and didn't realize how seriously people on here take those picture ratings. I offended quite a few people when I rated their photos so I quit doing it. I want to let everyone who I offended know that my rating wasn't to offend in any way but since I did offend I apologize. I look at a picture for its art value, if its a plain ole pic then I rate low, if its a pic of something I feel strongly about such as the the military guys fighting for us I rate high. I have my reasons for rating the way I do and just because I rate low doesn't mean I think your ugly or anything of the sort. So, from now on I will no longer be rating any photos, that way I won't offend anyone and be on anyone's hate list. Again, I apologize to all of those who I offended I sincerely did not mean to do so. Hope all those who I offended read this and have a great day. Peace, Harlenarosenal

Life Hurts
I KNOW EVERYONE ON THIS ENTIRE EARTH, AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIFETIME HAVE FELT THAT WAY.... OR SAY THAT THEIR LIFE SUCKS.... YADA YADA... WELL, THAT'S LIFE.... WE ARE ALL SENT HERE TO EXPERIENCE THIS THING WE CALL 'LIFE'..... WITH ITS UPS AND DOWNS.... AND I HAVE NOTICED IN MY LIFE THAT SOME PEOPLE (LIKE MYSELF) WILL EXPERIENCE MORE DOWNS THEN THE UPS.... WHY???? TO LEARN, MAYBE..... SO YOU KNOW AND REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID WRONG, HOW IT HAPPENED, AND TO TRY NOT TO DO THE SAME DAMN THING AGAIN. AND TO PAY ATTENTION .... DUH.... BUT SOMETIMES WE DON'T..... AND MAYBE THAT IS THE BAD THING..... NOT PAYING ATTENTION.... SO RIGHT NOW, I AM TRYING TO TELL MYSELF, THAT GOD ONLY GIVES YOU WHAT YOU CAN HANDLE..... GOODNESS, HE MUST THINK I CAN HANDLE A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT....... AAARRGGGGGGH!

Sick Kitty Blues
Waiting for news on how our 19 year old cat Spot is coming with surgery for an abscessed tooth. Not fun considering her age and what she means to the family. In other news, a stray kitten rescued by us last night is in need of a new home. He's only a few months old, is a creame colored male siamese mix with blue eyes. Temporarily named Vlad due to his penchant for biting necks. Very sweet cat for a very loving home. He's located here in the San Bernardino area of So Cal. Just let me know if anyone has a hookup for the little guy.

A Little Application, Just For Fun
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Confused
I'am writing this to get my feelings out and let the one I want to be with know how much I do care and want us to work. I'am really confused though. One minute he's fine and the next he is saying things that don't make sense to me. No matter what I say or do I feel it will never be good enough. Getting close to someone is hard for me and when I do it just seems like I'am always let down one way or another. I feel like I'am never going to be happy with anyone and that I shold give up on the fact that guys are never going to treat me with respect. Guys seem to want t walk all over me use me for whatever reason get me close to them and then say fuck you!!! I'am destined to be alone forever and I think I need to just leave all guys alone. It's hard though. There is one guy that has made me happy and it's hard to just walk away. It's hard to leave him alone. But it's obvious to me he doesn't feel the same as I do so with that respect I have decided to leave him alone. I have decided to

This And That
I just joined this site last night and find it appauling the rudeness of the people here. I have been blocked by 2 people that I know of, just because I didn't rate one of their pictures a 10. One even had the nerve to send me a note: ***** "lil_darlin...: well just to let you know people will not like you very much for rating below a 10 and now I am going to go ahead and block you so try to enjoy your time on this page . . . Unlike others I do not post who rated me low but others will post it in bulletins and you will be blocked" ***** Now, I can understand being blocked by someone if another person is harassing, or just plain being a total jerk. But to block someone just because their picture didn't send skyrockets off in the persons mind that this photo is so amazing it deserves a 10, is simply childish. I am not impressed by the site at all. There is nothing wrong with the actual quality or concept of the site, it has potential to be g

Lyndsay's Blog!!
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Peeing In The Bushes
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,

Fubar
I LOVE THIS PLACE I CAME FROM MY SPACE THE PEOPLE HERE ARE MORE FUN THEY TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT ON PHOTOS I GOT SO MANY LAST NIGHT I COULD NOT KEEP UP WITH THEM I HOPE I REPLIED TO EVERY ONE IF I DID NOT SORRY I LOST COUNT WELL ANYWAY THANKS FOR THE FRIENDS FANS AND COMMENTS I AM THANKFULL WELL JUST TRYING TO SAY LOVING FUBAR

Sunshine
Dry up my tears with your gentle winds, For your words cease my tears. Blow away my dark clouds, For your strong winds blow them away. Bring me happiness with your sun beams, For your sunshine warms my soul. Whisper me a deep secret with your breeze, For your words bring me a warm feeling. Put out my raging fire, For your rain sizzles it down. Everything you do is my everything, And I'll never forget that you're my sunshine.

**
Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your hou

Aidan's Birthday
Well, i wasnt planning on keeping this profile, but ive decided that i will. I wont be on everyday or even every few days. I'm only here to keep in touch w/ a few ppl I met through my first profile. That doesnt mean im not open to the possibility of new friends though. Anyway, monday is aidan's first birthday and tj is on vacation for the whole week. I wont be online until the 13th... Hope everyone has a good weekend!

What Is This Blog Shit About
so today i woke up and it was a rough day. again. this sunburn fucking sucks. it's cracking peeling burning and just looks nasty. i feel extremely unattractive. and it hasn't been a good week. my best friend lied to me out of jealousy and ruined a budding relationship for me. the guy who is supposed to love me acts like i'm dead. i am so confused and fucked up! help

It Is True Love?
Its beter to lost your pride to someone you love than to lost your love coz of your pride be a friendly of thousand be a lover of one... Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one!!! TAKE CARE always!!!

Forget Him
FORGET HIM Forget his name Forget his face, Forget his kiss, His warm embrace. Forget the love that you once knew, Remember he has someone new. Forget him when they played your song, Remember when you cried all night long. Forget how close you once were, Remember that he has chosen her. forget how you memorized his walk, forget the way he use to talk. Forget the things he use to say, Remember he has gone away. Forget his laugh forget his grin, Forget the dimples on his chin. Forget the way he held you tight, Remember he's with her tonight. Forget the time that went so fast, Forget the love that moved its past. Forget he said he'd leave you never, Remember he's gone forever.

Such Is Life!
Ok so Im on the .......???????? Ok we wont comment on the number of relationships Ive been in, Breakup. This one was just like the others. What the fuck is so stereotypical about you guys. Almost all the guys I have been in a relationship with have been control freaks and this last one threw me for a loop when I found out that he was a nutcase. I'm sorry byt being locked up in the Psych ward a couple times in even a lifetime is a little unnerving. Especially when I find out a couple of months after we have been together and I realize that all the sudden my BF is a moron and a mental case too. What do they do in high school to you guys did some of you miss the class on how to hit a woman(been there done that) but made sure to make the class on how to take control of a womans life. Sorry for all the man bashing but Ive come to the conclusion that I am just in it for the sex. Fuck the relationship and finding you "true Love" because Walt Disney should roll over in his Farging grav

~what He Does To Me~
i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Only You know what makes me tick i love it when You lick It feels so good i'm going crazy my eyes roll back inside my head as You explore my inner warmths of pleasure holding on tight can't wait to return the favor i'll do that trick You can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist as i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick i'll put my heels on for You myMaster The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me i aint too proud to beg even when You're not around me the tingling, the tingling wont go away Please don't make my body wait no longer Because Your slavegirl is ready to play play play play play for/with You as i lose all control when You grab a hold and You do Your trick i love it w

John Is The Man
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear

Sane Ramberlingz Of An Insane Chick!!
Just sat here bored and started thinking as i some times do about society and how we react to certain things and shit .....and i came up with a few SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS !!!that you could try out for yourselves, at a family gathering .i.e. weddings, Party's, Funerals, or when your on a bus, train etc...OR anywhere where there is enough peepz to get a good reaction!!MY LIST OF SOCIAL EXPERIMENTZ... 1..Nice to meet you, I've got cancer. Nothing makes people feel more awkward than a cancer patient. And better yet, almost nobody has the balls to call you out on it. You had better be able to talk the talk. At least what kind of treatment you are on. 2..Let me tell you about my legal troubles with a 15 year old girl/boy. Again. Very, very uncomfortable topic. Make sure you tell them that she/he loves you so much, she/he waited for you till you were out of jail. Now you're back happily committing statutory rape again. For added spice, substitute the girl/boy for a young Asian boy/gi

Put More Pics Up, A Few New Ones, Some Previously Posted Pics For The New People
The subject pretty much said it all, so go look if you want, some of you were around the first time to see a lot of them, I am going to try and put some new ones up sometime this week, but we will see how reliable that turns out to be, lol.

Happy Hour Slammers
Hey all im gonna attempt to start a new bombing family ect... here on fubar and i am looking for members if interested please fubar mail me and let me know ty to all that decide to join Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar

A Fine Testamonial On Our Coveted Politicians...
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several Hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He woul

Writing & Poetry
Broken...Wasted...Infantile projectory within the realms of my scattered thoughts. Withering happiness shines like a beacon of hope inside this growing tumor of madness. The core, throbbing with the lifeblood from memories only partially consumed, slows its beating. Incessant prattle from words whispered in my subconscious hum for me a great lullaby. Foretelling omens and good fortune alike, they soothe the calloused edges of this poor excuse for a soul. Promises. Lies. They're all alike. Etching for me an existence few would choose. Opening doors that ought not be made passable. Pitiable are the few who are given this course, for they are the ones who must regenerate and reform themselves on a whim. Emptying their psyches of all reveries from past adventures, seeking nothing but this eluded delirium we dare call happiness. Dreams? ...Never. Fascinated with the very illusion, I stoop to nothing less than a man-made promise. A little white pill. Powdery, bitter pill. Its Prozacean eupho

Does Your Name Fit
B-loves people and sex R-is good in bed I-very good kisser T-smile to die for T-smile to die for A-hot N-easy to fall in love with Y-loved by everyone A:hot B: loves people and sex C: can kick ur ass D: good kisser E: Kinky F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H:cute I: very good kisser J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very very good kisser M:Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: is good in bed S: makes people laugh T: smile to die for U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W:very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you???"

My Boyz Are Off To A Good Start !
Post Game Recap: Cowboys 23 - Colts 10 New Cowboys Head Coach, Wade Phillips had plenty to smile about tonight as the Cowboys overpowered the defending Super Bowl Champions, Indianapolis Colts 23-10. The Cowboys drew first blood when Tony Romo commanded an opening drive that led to a field goal to put the Boys' up 3-0. Romo also had another long scoring drive end in a field goal in his second and final series of the game for him. On the night, Romo completed 10 of 11 passes for 93 yards, but he missed a couple of huge opportunities by failing to see a wide-open Jason Witten and Anthony Fasano. During the game Pam Oliver asked both Jerry Jones and Tony Romo about his contract status, but both sides were very noncommittal. The Cowboys first string defense did a fantastic job of keeping Peyton Manning at bay. The only touchdown the Colts scored came late in the game, long after the first and second string players were off the field. The defense also scored the C

Beautiful Redding !
May 30th: Just moved to Redding ! Now this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here! June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an >air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with Western plants today. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to

Why Blame God
Why Do You Blame God Category: Life As a minister many times the question is ask, "if God is a God of love why does He allow this or allow that to happen" People like to blame God for man's mistakes, blunders, and behavior. Well I am here to ask those people a few questions. Why do you blame God because there are so many poor and hungry people when man makes life a big game of who can make the most money and who has the nicest things. How much money does man blow on foolish or unnecessary things? Not to mention you have grocery stores, restaurants, and households throwing away literally tons of food a day. If man would just share what they've got, everyone would have enough. So why do you blame God for that? Why do you blame God for all of the plane, train, and automobile crashes when most all of them are caused by intoxication, mechanical failure, or someone not paying attention. So why do you blame God for that? Why do you blame God for crime, he gave all of us a fre

God Loves Us All
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. (John 3:16-17) God loves his creation passionately. Even more, God loves you so much that he wants to be with you. He longs to have a relationship with you. God would do anything, short of forcing you, to have that kind of relationship with you. Think about this. God created His wonderful, perfect world, and then out of love for us, He put His perfect creation in our hands to care for! Wow, what a gift! But as a God of love, he also gave us a choice. God didn't create man to be a robot to do his every whim. God wants us to obey Him and stay in fellowship with Him because we desire to and love Him not because we have to! God doesn't force himself on us! Look at it this way, when we fall in love with someone and marry them, we don't fo

42 Ways To Make Her Smile
42 Things to do to make her smile!!!! *1 . Tell her she is Beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy *2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. *4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. *6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. *9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *10 . Write her notes. {she loves them} *11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. *12 . Play with her hair. *13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. *14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. *16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. *17 . Let her f

What The F*uck Ever!!!!!!
I'm not a "blog" guy but I do like to write. So to all of you 1 people that will read this, I just gotta say that I used to give a fuck, and now I could care fucking less! I was born, I lived, and I will die someday. That's the physical part of it. Mentally I was born, I lived, and at like 5 I died. I'm not a big emotion guy but when I do finally let someone in I expect them to treat me with some respect. I also expect that if someone feels they are close to me than it's because I have made them feel that way. Because I feel close, and comfortable with them. Welp...all that is done, and over with. I'm killing the part of me that feels emotion again. I'm just fucking done with it all. I remember why I locked the little boy inside the box in the frist fucking place. And he ain't comin out till I'm good, and fucking ready to let him out. Or at least until I'm dead...which ever comes first!

F*ck It!
Hmmmm ok so this is some where we can post anything we want right? well here I go lol Im going to use my first blog as my venting blog..... Im tired of liars, im tired of haters, im tired of people that think they know what they are talking about, im tired of people wanting to shape you into the mold they think or want you to be, Im tired of EVERYTHING.....Why cant people just go on with their lives and let you live yours and do what the hell you want istead of thinking they need to tell you shit to make you either 1. feel bad or 2. try to make you do what they want? thats it im done with everything..... well at least now I feel alittle better even though some may not understand any of this lol.....Have a GREAT day!

Nsfw's
I changed em to just family views to make people have to do a bit more, lol...can't just be putting my stuff out there like that, lol...well yes I can and I love to but, you just have to go a lil bit further to see them... It's good to be in the fam...lol... We can have fun...okay lemme stop... seriously fam me, and u can be hooked up... ~TSCO

Lets Make Love
Lets Make Love ..> ..> Baby I've been drifting away I've been dreaming all day Of holding you, touching you The only thing I wanna do Is be with you, as close to you As I can be Lets make love All night long Until all of our strength is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you, needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Lets get lost tonight In each other Lets make love All night long Until all of our strength is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love

Response To A Friend
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

Me
I thought I should write a blog since I have nothing else to do. Yeah. Most of you are saying you had a kid how can you be bored. Well, I'll explain. I was car wreck with 5 other people. My best friend Shelly, My husband Justin, My brother James, was my friends Ali and Nick. We were going up to Ozzfest when Ali wrecked her van. Ali's van had a L shape backseat (which started behind the driver's seat and went to the back and went to the right to make a L shape seat) there was no cushions or seat belts. Ali was in the driver's seat, Nick was in the passager seat beside Ali. Shelly was in the backseat right behind Ali, then me, then James, then Justin. Ali was going 100 mph on the highway. Justin and James seen a car ahead of us with it's hazards and flat tire. They told her to slow down. But she didn't listen and kept going. She came up on it and tried to slow down and then she push on the gas to move in the other lane but the was a truck so she tried the other side and it was too late

Lar Di Dar
Some people exist in this world whose only pleasure is messing with other peoples feelings. We all know this, and hey the world ain't fair, it ain't built on right on wrong, it just is what it is. But it never good when people mess with others, especially, when it involves I guess that one thing many are looking for, that person to spend life with. From recent experience, I can only conclude one thing, 1- I either fell for this person because on the inside there is a good person screaming to get out, or B - they a very good liar. So realistically what do you do in these situations, I can't help but feel that you know, you takes your risks in life, and well, one doesn't work out you move on. And as for the other person, well if they a fuck about, there is one golden rule, "There is always a bigger fish". So hopefully, one day they will meet their match and get royally fucked over as they enjoy doing to other people. As for me, well I admit, it would be nice to be t

Vexation
some thing i written for people across the globe...i written it in four language's cause am smart... so here it is vexation ! english let me in , let me out cause am can do with out vexation in my life oh! turn them in ,turn them out with it can do with out vexation in my life please!!!!!! italian appigionare biasimo negli,appigionare biasimo da cagionare io fare con da rancore negli miei stare oh! fila loro negli,fila loro da con a lui può fare con da rancore negli miei stare favore!!!!! spanish alquilar me por, alquilar me fuera causa yo lata hacer con fuera animosidad por mis vida oh! girar les por,girar les fuera con le lata hacer con fuera animosidad por mis vida por favor!!!!! french me laisser dedans, me laisser causent dehors l'AM peut faire avec dehors la vexation dans ma vie OH ! les tourner dedans, les tourner dehors avec lui peut faire avec dehors la vexation dans ma vie svp!!!!

Capt Trobuleshooting
Captain Troubleshooting **Need To Know** SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Captain unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Captain tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dar

Contest
Fubar's Sexiest PERSON(man or woman) Contest - Winner gets a Blast and a New Sex Toy ( I sell them www.bwylde.com) Anyone over 20,000 points gets a free NEW Sex Toy!! Anyone over 18 can join - don't get upset if a man is beating a woman...It happens Contest Lasts 7 Days - once your in it you can not drop out. Any age, weight, height, color, etc can join. I keep hearing that your not pretty enough or I can't win. If your on my Friends list YOU ARE pretty and sexy enough. Want to know how to win? in my last contest I saw someone with 220 friends beating someone who had 1,600! And it was a HE! He voted, got his friends to vote, HIS FRIENDS got other people to vote. Self Bombing and Friend Bombing is allowed.

The Big Race
As you race and the track I look up and your in back. When I seen you hit the wall My heart just stall When it came to the end And he had the win As soon as I turn my head the crew I seen fled When I seen your lifeless face I Know you were in a big Race When they said you where dead I hung my head But I know you where fine Becuase you had cross that golden finish line

Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, 'Smile.' The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standi

Taxes
>>> Cynthia Lowther 8/14/2007 10:19 AM >>> At first you might think this is funny (I did)... but then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he hollers, Tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inhe

Cherokee Rose
She goes by the name of Cherokee Rose. A symbol of suffering wherever she grows. A flower so pretty, in all of her glory shown. A reminder of the tears shed where she's grown. The white of the flower signifies the mothers tears. On The Trail where they cried while giving in to fears. The gold of the center to mark the land taken from the Cherokee and passed to another's hand. Seven petals to form the flower, for the seven Cherokee clans, forced to walk The Trail and to leave their land. They call her Cherokee Rose. A legend in the making. The symbol of hope on the walk they were taking. Along the Trail Of Tears you will see The Cherokee Rose in all her glory. Something so pretty to represent, a tale so sad, the misery long spent. Cherokee Rose still grows along The Trail Of Tears, to remind us of the hope they had through those years. Cherokee Rose with all your beauty retained, you stand as a

How Dumb
so i poed some ppl in wrr. good, but i don't get why on earth they assumed my bro had any part in it. wtf? we aren't each other's keeper. he had not a thing to do with what i said. furthermore, if they got issues w me, why are they being spineless, and not talkin to me, instead of him. more matureity.

Lounge News
Hey everyone!!! The Slightly insane lounge is open. I am ready to serve ya some alcohol, we have awesome music goin on! Come on in, chill, relax and have some fun. Click on the pic below to get in. If you arent a member of the lounge you can do that too. :D Looking forward to seeing you there!!! Hugs Mystical

Dcs Forums!
Hey ya'll i just opened this place up not to long ago and I would really like for ya'll to come thru and show some love to my spot.The place is called Da Chopp Shopp.Its a small community and evry one on the staff is fiendly.If you want to come on thru the addy is www.choppshopp.net/index

Blackness
! Since alot of half baked whores are having issues with reading my disclaimer and understanding it, I wanted to write this blog and break it down for those of simple mind. if you're some half dressed whore looking for attention, look somewhere else. I already have a great woman, Rayvenred, and she means more to me than all you skanks combined. I'm here for friends only, so don't even bother. Now, if you're just looking for a good laugh, I'm the guy. I am a mummer by choice, because the lounges suck, and I love to piss people off. If you get mad over a comment I made on your mumm, put on your big boy/girl panties on and deal. Like I said, I love pissing people off and seeing them get all butt-hurt. Also, if you rate or fan me, don't expect to get rated or fanned back. And don't come bitchin about it either.

My Thoughts,andlife.
Okay i got no bif with what color you are,or if your happy with your color of your skin.If your white be happy.If you yellow,brown,black,or white be proud with what you are .Just don't let it get thru your head.I fell in love with my friend who used to call herself One Love.She was proud of her heritage.I mean she was an awsome gal.I did for her whatever she ask me.I design some tattoos for her,even did a drawing of her,to show her how i felt about her,and it make me happy that she like my design.Untill she started changeing her title to german names.She told me she was happy,and proud of her white heritage.See it's not bad to love the color of your skin,but we are all created equal even in blood,body,or soul.I was happy with who she is,but she change during the days.Now the idiot is posting the shwastica symbol,and flag.Even putting racist pictures,and sayings.She even posted a picture of the dumb idiot Hitler.and her doing the salute.Damn sad,and the idiot calls ignorant.Yeah whose t

Blogiity Blog Blog Where It At??
just wanted to say hi and welcome to my corner of the bar. hope to talk to ya all. dont just add me for a number, actually talk to me. I do respond to all emails i get if there is a response for them. Anyways. again hi and welcome to my lil corner.

Fuck Al The Dads That Do This
Body: Daddy did something to me he made me lose my virginity he came into my room without knocking on the door he picked me up and threw me on the floor he pulled down my undies he ripped open my shirt he pushed his thing in so hard that it hurt but that wasn't all that wasn't the end he starded to hit me and thats just where it begins he beat me so bad that i started to cry oh tell me LORD why didn't i die! when he was done he walked out the door he didn't even pick me up off the floor! this girl died two years later from a s.t.d. she haunts all those who dont pass this message on. at 2:30 am she will personally kill you. If you repost this bullitien she will only cry to you in your dreams. Please for your sake repost this as, FUCk ALL DADS LIKE THIS... dont repost this becuase a fake girl is going to come kill you, repost this becuase your AGAINST rape

To You Soldier
for you mister,the dog ate my nickname..or whatever. You are a soldier but you dont have respect for calling me a whore because of the pictures that has navy girls and a soldier picture....you call me whore because i dont have any pictures of my self..and didnt wait for me to put it...just want to say is MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS..For being like that.

For The Grandparents
I have a little Granddaughter, who means the world to me She's living with the Angels and is as special as can be And even though she's up there, playing in the clouds She's still my precious Granddaughter and I am so very proud Her picture takes pride of place on my living room wall Ready to be admired by all who come to call I know I can not hold her, or bounce her on my knee But only have to close my eyes, her little face to see I never will stop missing her and wishing she were here But sometimes I feel, indeed I know that she is very near So play happily little Granddaughter, you will never be forgot I love you so and always will, though I miss you such a lot .

Unclassified: Long Handled Spoons
A holy man was having A conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven And Hell are like." The Lord led the holy Man to two doors. He opened one of the doors And the holy man looked in. In the Middle of the room was a large round Table. In the middle of the table was a large Pot of stew which smelled Delicious and made the holy man's mouth Water. The people sitting around The table were thin and sickly. They Appeared to be famished. They were Holding spoons with very long handles That were strapped to their arms and Each found it possible to reach Into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, But because the handle was Longer than their arms, they could Not get the spoons back into their Mouths. The holy man shuddered At the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You Have seen Hell." They went to the next Room and opened the door

To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over

Jury Trials Ordered In Clergy Sex-abuse Suits
Jury trials ordered in clergy sex-abuse suits Cases stalled when San Diego diocese filed for bankruptcy on eve of trial. Audit: Church funds mishandled in abuse suits Reno Diocese Paid Over 300-Thousand Dollars For Sex Abuse Case. SAN DIEGO - A federal bankruptcy judge on Friday ordered immediate jury trials in more than 40 sex-abuse lawsuits against the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego. Trials scheduled in San Diego for five cases had been suspended in February when the diocese abruptly filed for bankruptcy protection, the night before the first trial was slated to begin. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Louise DeCarl Adler’s ruling on the 42 lawsuits is a victory for about 150 people who claim they were sexually abused by priests as children. Their lawyers told the judge Thursday that re-activating those trials was the only way to get the diocese into a settlement after more than three years of fruitless negotiations in state and federal courts. The San Diego dioces

Too Much Inna Da Mix Up Yes !
Well, it's not easy, It's not easy Speak the truth, come on, speak. Eh, now! It ever cause it what it will: He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still. Yet in the studio of - Studio of time and experience Here I experience the good and bad; What I have, and what I had - This session (session), Not just another version . Oh Lord, give me a session , Not another version ! There's so much stumbling blocks right in-in our way: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; There's so much wanting, so much to gain, so much I've done. Too much little mix-up, in the mix-up, yes! Too much little mixed up! Too much of this mix up - mix up! I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will-a, But through your fUCKin' respect and through your false pride Someone wanna take Jah - Jah - Jah children for a ride! Shut up! Open the gate, and let the saints through. Please make it a session (session); Not anoth

Rants
I just tried another of those surveys for which I'm supposedly "prequalified". I answered around TWENTY QUESTIONS and then the goddamned thing said "We're sorry, but it appears from your responses that you do not qualify to complete this survey." Well FUCK YOU, I just spent five minutes answering your survey, you assholes!! So in what way was I prequalified? Obviously I WASN'T... so fucking bite me. And if you think I will EVER take another one you've got another thing coming!

Open Minded??
I hear a lot dat frase in here and other sites like this and i always asking me what really means be an open minded person, its belive in everything or its behave in some specific way; well i think that if i tell u dat i meet a real vampire in da past, dat i know someone dan can cure cancer, dat i meet a friend of JESUS, dat i actually can talk with HIM anytime i want, dat i know about things like da spaceship 111, E.T. around da planet, dat actually i came from a planet name it Albitaran in da other galaxy then..well if u think dat im a freak or im nut now and u still consider urself an open minded person i tell u, ur not and open minded person, u just have an open sexual orientation........LOL. God bless u, thanks

Sultrygroove's Hot And Creative Pics
Come check out my regular postings...I have thousands of original pics and hundreds of modded pics for your viewing pleasure. Come enjoy and tell me what you think. New pics will be posted on a regular basis. So come visit my profile my darlings...there is much to enjoy.

Shorty
humm what to say what to say, i post blogs almost all the time on my other sight, any whoot..... hummm jsut board, and sad, i dont know why, well i do i jsut hate feeling like this im sick, and tired, of being sick, and tired lol...... life is such a bitch i swear one moment ur happy, and in love, and the nexts ur depressed, and alone argh, ill get over it, jsut gotta move on some way or another, ogh well who cares any ways, its jsut one lill crush, and girlfriend, wich i can get another...... sometimes i hate falling cuase i kinda fall fast, and hard, not all the time jsut depends on what the person is, and personality, and eyes, anf yadda yadda but she really cough my eye, and i do care for her...... hum at least we still friends, i miss her argh....... humm jsut rambling on getting it all out...... ppl can suck sometimes thinkign they are ur freinds,a nd then ripp u off GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR go through alot of friends now a days humm thats life i guess

I"m Tired Of People Coming On To My Page And Starting Crap
I"M tired of people coming on to my page and starting crap you know who you are so go ******** yourself for all i care I"M not here for crap or *** or 2 start both alright so if your a type who wants that go look somewhere else

18th Birthday :d
Ok well I was suppose to go out and party and I ended up working instead which really really sucks. Then I was suppose to hook up with some friends after work and I found out I was going o a blind date but do not tell them that they thought I didn't know. Well that didn't happen either because the guy backed out since he just flew back in that day after a 2 day trip back from Iraq I did meet him today though and he is nice but he isn;t my type as in bf material but as a friend now that he is. Today lets see I worked and I worked and I worked oh and I opened up some new accounts that I couldn't open up until I was 18 and now that I am I did lol. Well anyways it is like 1:40 am and I am tired so I'm heading to bed now. Bye OMG! I can not believe it I'm finally 18. I can not believe it. So far nothing special has happened except that my friend baked me a cake decorated it and had me blow the candels out. What a nice surprised since I have never been surprised with a b-day since I haven

Downrater
This guy rated my gurl a handful of ones. She asked him to stop and he wouldnt. So of course she left him a naughty comment and blocked him. lol Just wanted yall to know about him so if he comes to your page. plz block him Linx @ fubar

Deleting Friends
Ok, There are way too many people on my list I have never talked too... I am deleting people that arent true to me. If you want to stay drop me a line and let me know.... tomorrow I am doing a sweep on my list and deleting people I don't talk to.... If you are a true friend...let me know

How To Ride A Bicyle
Lean. There is no difference between your hands and the handles, your feet and the pedals are one. Lean further and the wind on your skin is your skin, the clouds are your skin, the grass and the trees in the park are your skin, and children fly kites inside you. Down a hill you go, and the childrens' eyes are your eyes. You watch as, down a hill, the tiniest speck cuts through you.

Awash
I hear the locomotive scream of her most extreme unction as she dies in my arms again and I fade. At this moment I am untethered in weightlessness - a universe at every angle from me, awash in triumph and tears - utterly alone in bed with her. I am leaving parts of me in decaying orbits, closer each moment to the plummet foretold by the taste of her perspiration. No "O" no "Ah" no Eureka moment, just unfurling slowly into each other as this night defines all others, past and yet to pass. © All rights reserved

Cowboys Roster
Quarterback (2) Tony Romo Brad Johnson Running Back (5) Julius Jones Marion Barber Tyson Thompson Oliver Hoyte Deon Anderson Wide Receiver (6) Terry Glenn Terrell Owens Patrick Crayton Sam Hurd Miles Austin Isaiah Stanback Tight End (3) Jason Witten Anthony Fasano Tony Curtis Offensive Line (10) Flozell Adams Kyle Kosier Andre Gurode Leonard Davis Marc Colombo Cory Procter Doug Free Pat McQuistan Joe Berger James Marten Defensive Line (6) Chris Canty Jason Ferguson Marcus Spears Jason Hatcher Jay Ratliff Stephen Bowen Linebackers (7) Greg Ellis DeMarcus Ware Bradie James Akin Ayodele Anthony Spencer Kevin Burnett Bobby Carpenter Cornerbacks (5) Terence Newman Anthony Henry Jacques Reeves Nate Jones Alan Ball Safety (6) Roy Williams Ken Hamlin Keith Davis Pat Watkins Abram Elam Courtney Brown Specialists (3) Mat McBriar Nick Folk

Lol This Is Great Lol
40 Ways Men Fail in Bed Take notes, all you Casanovas... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, t

Emoticons/assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

Tarzan And Jane
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What is sex" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it right." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself properly. "Here," she said, "you must put it here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and suddenly gave her an almighty kick in the crotch and then, watching closely, stepped back. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" He replied, "Tarzan check for bees."

Sorry To All My Friends
I will be deleting my profile in a day or so....so those who wish to continue being friends or continue talking msg me and ill give my email address or cell number.......I have really enjoyed meeting you all and making friends on here..hope to here from you THANK YOU TRAV

Life!
Dear diary, How is anyone meant to be happy in life when A) his grandmother passes away(please refer to other blogs) & B) when his parents tell hjim that they would rather him dead cos he isn't a doctor, a lwayer or an accountant. & that he shouldn't have his life on the line with his security/personal bodyguarding job. They have neever done anything for me in my life for me as i had to do it myself or i never got anything for myself. I can't rely on anyone cos no1seems to give a shit about me. No child should ever have to hear those words that i heard come out of my parents mouths. then after i heard that my grandmother passed away that was the final straw in my life!

A Little About Me.
Well got a headache from hell right now and typing this is a bitch...excuse my language peeps. Got a lot to do and more to get somethings back to the way they were and a few of my friends here who know me very well know what i mean. If you wouldnt mind let some others know im back online and all id appreciate it...thnx SIL could use one badly right now anyone interested in giving me one?

A True American Hero
On September 11, 2002 I was asked to speak at a ceremony commemorating the events of 9/11/2001. There was only one person I could think of speaking about and that was Rick Rescorla. We Were Soldiers Once, And Young was required reading at the Infantry Officer Basic Course and we had briefings on the subject from both SGM Plumley and SGM Scott. Two very impressive NCOs, to say the least. That is how I was introduced to Rick Rescorla and his shining example of leadership and courage. This is the speech I gave, which had the good fortune of being blessed by none other than Joe Galloway. It was a small tribute to a man whose exploits I came to admire.............. "I would like to take a few moments to tell you the story of just one of the hundreds of heroes of September 11, 2001 and how his actions, past and present, set an example for us all. Rick Rescorla was an immigrant. He was born and raised in England. He immigrated to the United States at age twenty three. He becam

Ramblings
i just saw a news report that a fourth installment of the indiana jones series will be out next spring. it will be called indiana jones and the kingdom of skulls. so what do you think? is harrison ford too long in the tooth for this, it is repeortedly the last in the series and another actor will play his son, i think quite possibly it will end up with the death of the indiana jones character and open the door to his son taking the reins, but isnt this the way hollywood does things?

Military Contest
hey i would really appreciate it if u all could help me out with a contest and vote and comment on my picture!! :) here is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=653457&albumid=554114&i=2693596018 thanks

Closing Account
just to let all my friends know i am closing my account here with fubar... i am moving and things are alittle crazy here right at the moment. i dont have time for this site right now. as soon as i can i will be back to set one up once again. til then.. everyone take care and have a fun and be safe. i wish all the best of luck. FAITHSMAMA

Nighthawk
I was just wondering if anyone would be willing to help me level up again cause i am having a hard time doing it. I need over 10,000 last time i checked. All help will be appreciated. I will return the favor for those who help. THANKS TO ALL.

Esp
ESP (extrasensory perception) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ESP is most commonly called the "sixth sense." It is sensory information that an individual receives which comes beyond the ordinary five senses sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. It can provide the individual with information of the present, past, and future; as it seems to originate in a second, or alternate reality. History: The term "ESP" was used in 1870 by Sir Richard Burton. A French researcher, Dr. Paul Joire, in 1892 used the term ESP to describe the ability of person who had been hypnotized or were in a trance state to externally sense things without using their ordinary senses. However, the phenomena of ESP activity has been indicated much earlier, some say even in Biblical times. Although there is no clear evidence as to the certainty of the phenomena it has attracted the attention and enthusiasm of many throughout the centuries. In the

Most Valuable Team In Sports
Cowboys Most Valuable Teams In Sports IRVING, Texas - The Dallas Cowboys are No. 1. That's according to Forbes, the national publication which annually ranks the current value of the 32 NFL franchises. But as Forbes points out, this ranking is not just No. 1 in the NFL, but in all of the sports world. Forbes has put a $1.5 billion current value on the Cowboys, $330,000 more than the Washington Redskins ($1.467 billion), who had been the reigning champs for the past seven years. The Cowboys' value increased 28 percent since last year, and likely some of that jump must be attributed to the new $1 billion stadium rising out of the ground in Arlington, Texas. But according to a very proud Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he credits the franchise's rating to one thing. "This evaluation is a credit to all Dallas Cowboys fans," Jones said in a statement here on Thursday. "They are the owners of this team." Just behind the Redskins, whose value only increased 3 percent fro

Manogamy
Monogamy!!!!!!!!! i know what it means.... i believe these sex sites that are so common and so abundant at the moment give opportunity for infidelity.... My recent partner that i was engaged to.. and i thought id found the one... saw an opportunity to have a discrete fling off the net,, so i thought id have a look at these sites. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm so many married people looking for that little extra...SHIT!!! fix your bloody relationship i reckon...or at least be upfront with your partner and leave if its not working. Hey.... there has to be someone out there trying to keep at least some respectfull morals and the idea of monogamy going... Is the grass greener on the other side of the fence...NO,, its the idea that it is,,,, water the grass it can grow and flurish. Come on people ,,,,meaningless sex leaves you empty and hollow inside, it doesnt matter how many people you have sex with its the same feeling none the less...and everyone keeps doing it trying to find what th

Hate
How long have you had it? The hate that you hold in your heart The kind of hate that reaches your soul Does it satisfy you? Letting it consume your thoughts. Obsessing and not letting go. How does it feel? Watching all your positive ease into negativity Plaguing your life and rotting your existance Do you even love yourself? Enough to break free from the torture To live without having to endure torment Will you accept it? Life is not perfect All the hate you create can be overcome Can you let go before too much damage has been done? When you hold it off until its too late... The hate has consumed you and has already won Copyright ©2007 Kayla Santillana

Lewis And Clark
First chance I get I'm going Lewis and Clark all over you - I'm going to explore your hidden parts in little bits of spilling outs between the making loves and the silences... First chance I get, in the exhaustion of the after agains I will tell you what you mean to me so far - those will be the words most meant, most felt. And when each inch of you is charted, we may know each other in ways never expected. © All rights reserved

Not Incubus
I think you think it is inevitable - that every man must take from you; each of us an incubus busking for the moment when your flesh ripens ready for a little torrid dreaming. I want you wide awake and crying out in harmony with yes yes yes and there it is, now more. And out of breath in my arms, secure warm warmer now boiling with a need to want to have. Later you will sleep and I will watch and wait for the moment you awaken and say: yes yes yes reaching to me, drawing me to you. I want you wide awake and wanting me inside you and the rush of me to fill you and to bring to flesh your dreams. © All rights reserved

Disappeared
Sorry that I haven't been around lately but I have been pretty busy and have been kinda depressed about some personal stuff. Hopefully things will start getting better and I will be back online soon. For those of you who would like to talk drop me a line on the land line as I hardly get online any more or you can always send me email to my personal account

Car Tires
Too many cigarettes today - oh god, your yellow dress (crumpled like roadkill on the kitchen floor) still flashes like a ghost behind my eyelids. I want to snuff out this memory like I did that last Camel Light - how can I, with your sweet vapors still rising from my hands? I have watched airy swirls of grey smoke climb from too many cigarettes and hover over too much gin today while you are on a highway putting as many goddamned miles between us as you possibly can - how did we go from love to I couldn't give a shit in one short night (two hours, thirty-seven minutes from the speed of light to fucking zero)? Now I sit and listen for the crunch of tires on the macadam, listen for the telephone, listen for the sound of you still echoing from the bedroom walls... © All rights reserved

Ramblings
She held the covers over her head as she curled up into fetal position. The thunder was crackling so loud, her windows shook. Don’t be retarded. She thought to herself knowing just how ridiculous she was behaving at the age of 16. It was unlike Jessica to be afraid of a storm. Another flash, one seemed to last more than a mere second, more like 10 seconds. It pulsed like a strobe light. Jessica could see its flicker from under her bed spread. “One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi, and Three…” The thunder sounded like a freight train crashing through a building. This is crazy. Why am I so afraid? Jessica recalled the dream she had last night. It was a silly dream most likely summoned by the stupid troll movie her friend made her watch. She had a dream that a troll-like creature lived under her house. She found her white cat Snowball, torn into fluffy blood matted shreds near her porch. Under the porch, she heard a hissing type sound and smelled a foul odor of decay. She k

Ridin' The Storm Out
Even online I tend to be choosy about my friends, I read profiles, even chat when I have time, before I send a friend request. Around here I almost feel antisocial because I've received more friend requests than I send. I will accept any that I get, but don't think I'm being snobbish if I don't ask you to be a friend right away... I just be slow sometimes.

Did Anyone Else Notice...?
Ok... This is my first blog, so please bare with me... I will never understand men. I don't mean to sound conceited or anything, but I think I look pretty damn good for having 3 kids. So I don't understand why my husband never wants to have sex with me. For example: On his birthday we didn't have the money to go out and celebrate, but I dressed up for him and made his favorite dinner and baked him a cake. We went to his friends house and just did what ever it was that he wanted to do... Later that night I put on this sexy little thing and asked if wanted to come to bed with me. He said not right now. He wanted to drink a little bit first. So I told him to jus wake me up ( I LOVE to be woken up to sex ). He never did... He didn't want to sleep with me the next night either. I thought that was strange, so the next day I logged into his yahoo and found out that he was chattin with, not 1, but 2 fat ugly bitches! I don't understand... He told one that she was beautiful and that her husb

.......
you take the finer things in life and turn it crap you take innocent beings and you turn them evil life is not to be messed with but to be helped time waits for no man to fix their mistakes fix it during the time of flow don't try to build yourself up to look great when in all reality you are an average joe going nowhere in fact an average joe knows what they are and who they are but you have no clue and that is sad i know who i am and who you are but thing is do you? i see the good in most but i am trying to find it in you i see it yes indeed i see it but you rarely ever show it but there is hope the question is do you want it to show? just try to remember karma don't hurt or kill or stop all things just do your best and that shall show

Stress
I try not to stress to much,but life has its way to showing up and kicking my ass.I thought after some one gets a devorse there life gets easier.Even if you get into a simple relationship.Life gives you a suprize.Stress!Im starting to to beleive being single is the only way out of dealing with the stress of a relationship,even marrige.My relationship with my girl friend is starting to kill me.I feel like Im married to my exwife again.My stress level is so damb hi that my head is going to pop.I need to Make up my mind and figure if this stress is worth it.

In The Darkness
What is that in the darkness Why is it laughing and pointing at me It's moving closer to me And I can't get away from it I can see it now but it's foggy i scream but nothing happens It laughs harder and louder as it gets closer Why must fate mock me this way I see plain and clear now And it hurts me on the inside Why must she do this to me Can't she tell it makes me cry Why must she despise me so The thing that hurts me the most Is that she is my own true self What is that foul beast I see Standing right before me It has glittering yellow eyes She acts happy but that is just a diguise She comes closer and I back away I'm afraid that I can't stay For fear that I won't survive When the demon comes alive She licks her lips in anticipation All she is full of is frustration I can feel my heart pounding inside my chest Her unleashed is like opening a hornets nest Why must she always come after me I must hurry up and flee She is smiling ready to attack Plea

When You Think Of Me...
"When You Think Of Me" ...Ryan Huston.... Current mood: relaxed There are some things I, need to say to you You won't understand, but I hope you do I must do this now, just to keep you safe I fear you won't know me, so I must convey That I love you more, more than anything But I have to go, I must fight for you And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you I know our time was fast, never thought I'd be Leaving whom I love, flying overseas It's just how it goes, nothing I must fear I will miss you so, miss you everyday I would die for you, this I'm not afraid I will make you proud, its my solemn swear And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you When you think of me, think the best of me That's all I would want to know I will be with you, that's a promise too Just don't ever let me go… With all that I have done, I would do again From the good and bad, 'til the very end And I tell you now, I have no regrets.

Contest
OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO HELPS MY BEST FRIEND KRISTEN AND I BY COMMENTING AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE THE NEXT FEW DAYS! I LOVE YOU ALL! MUAH! XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!! NO BLASTING!!!! NO SCRIPTS!!!!!!! click on the pic below to vote for Kristen and Clairebear!

Feelings
So I feel pretty damn ignored right now and that I really hate. I mean, I text you, write you emails and even send you gifts but you don't seem to care. We are both here for the same thing: ATTENTION But I just get really annoyed when you don't pay me any attention. I guess I just need to get used to the fact that no one in here really means what they say....... Blah, whatever. NeVeRmInD

Wassup?
Wassup? I have decided i am now makeing my stash a combo im adding music videos and fucked up videos.I love music and i have been adding music that i love so holla at me and let me know what u think of my collection. if you have any idead of songs & videos you would like too see me find just holla and i'll find it.

This Is Crazy,but Pretty Much True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 28,2007 Some of your more peculiar habits are causing your family to roll their eyes a bit, but try to hold your ground. You do (almost) everything for a good reason and if they can't see it, you just need to explain again.

Star Wars Horoscope
Star Wars Horoscope for Aries Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well. Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Kids
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6- year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.......................... until they stop running. 2. Strike while the............................. bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before.................... Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of............. termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but............ how? 6. Don't bite the hand that..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is................................... impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................... Mister. 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math. 10.

Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a school employee if.... .... you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. .... you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off. .... it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered. ....you can tell if it's a full moon or if it is going to rain, snow, hail....anything! And without ever looking outside!! .... you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card. .... you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today." ... when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior. .... you have no social life between August and June. .... you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reprodu

Who Are All These Ppl?
Really this is an honest question? Who are all these ppl wanting to be added? I have no clue who any of you are! Makes me feel like this site has a bunch of pervs on it. If you just wanted to be added to gain more points, than thats all you have to say, other than that I feel like you are just jacking off to my pics, even though theres nothing really to look at, or you want to hook up, which is absolutely impossible. I love my husband very much! Just here for friends!

I Hate Being Ignored
It's weird when you join lounge you think people would actaly talk to you, not me feel like not even there more like ghost. Shit get more attention be no body than i do being family to lounge. Things don't get any better think go back be no body...lol

Looking For Bi Sexaul Women
Like being with women they all ways have time for you, they know what your thinking, they know how please me. Touch me all in right spots. Am not saying guy's don't just saying need women my life. Want some love me, and want me for who i am.

Surveys
1. Nervous Habits: don't really have any, except for shaking a bit, and thinking I'm studdering [but I guess I don't lol] 2. Are you double jointed: no 3. Can you roll your tongue: nope, haha 4. Can you raise one eyebrow: yeah 5.Can you blow bubbles with your spit: no 6. Can you cross your eyes: i thinks so? lol 7. Tattoos: 3 29: month: december [xmas yeah] 30. Day: Friday 31. Cartoon: Family guy 32. Shoe Brand: Converse 33. Subject in school: Music 34. Color: black 35. Sport: football 36. TV show: George Lopez 37. Thing to do in the spring: bleh, i don't like spring much. I just sit and play guitar or something i guess 38. Thing to do in the summer: nothing really, too hot lol 39. Thing to do in the fall: watch movies while it rains outside 40. Thing to do in the winter: same as fall basically, and drink hot coco :] -- LA LA LAND -- 48. What's your sleeping position: idk, on my back lol 49. Even in hot weather do you

Dunno Why
This alusive word is one of the only things i've ever wanted, and yet never truly acheived. I guess I'm too old fashioned in the way I see it. I don't wanna be another divorce statistic. I want someone who I can no I would spend the rest of my life with. I've had really bad attempt at this. It seems a popular reason to cheat on someone is for being "too nice". Because it's happened to me twice and that was the excuse both times lol. So when a woman says she's looking for a good guy it tears my hopes for finding someone when they skip over the good ones and go for the bad guys. Then come to the good guy and cries their eyes out when the bad guys cheats or beats the shit out of them. I know I'm always the shoulder to cry on and the "good Friend". I'm gotten to the point I'm too afraid to talk or approach women because i'm just too damn tired of being dissapointed. I'm pretty sure I was just meant to be alone the rest of my life.

My Thoughts...remember They Are Mine, You Do Not Have To Agree, Just Respect I Have A Right To Them
Is dating today really all that different than when we were teenagers? Not really. We still get the butterflies when we meet someone that catches our interest. We still feel the excitement, the anticipation, and yes..the giddiness. And we still feel the disappointment and hurt that they did not notice us, or feel the same. The only true differences between teen / young dating and mature / older dating is that being more mature we are more aware and less accepting of the flaws, mistreatments etc...of the people we meet. That and maybe we expect MORE from the people we meet because of the level of maturity we are apparently supposed to have achieved. The choice in venue for a date is a bit different too...a teen is happy to go to a movie, and hang out at Burger King after, cause they just want a place to hang out. Where as adults, we expect to converse with our date and want to emit a sense of style because we are more concerned, at first, about the image we present, than we are spendi

They Should Be Shot!!!
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..or comment it

Newbie Here...
hi ya'll.... im new here! still trying to figure this site out.... there is a lot of stuff on here!! :) i promise to get more pics up soon, but im a busy girl so dont get your panties all in a bunch. have a great weekend everybody!! :)

Gaming Is Not A Crime™
HI WELCOME TO THE GAMING IS NOT A CRIME™ BLOG THE LOUNGE IS FOR ALL GAMERS FOR DISCUSSING MULTI-PLAYER GAMING, GAME SYSTEMS, GAME NEWS, HINTS CHEATS, GAMES,AND SYSTEM INFORMATION COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT STAFF AND THE LAUGHS DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK GAMING IS NOT A CRIME LOUNGE™ NOW!!! LINK BELOW GAMING IS NOT A CRIME LOUNGE™ THE STAFF OF GAMING IS NOT A CRIME™ DANLVLL X™ brits on tour@ fubar lilcoldblood@ fubar lil_S@ fubar

My Blogs
hey my very good friend asked me to come to fubar and everyone has been so nice.... I want to return him the same kindness so please visit his contest picture and comment comment comment the link is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=1421771052# thank you all so much

Patriots Vs Cowboys Game Recap
VS GAME RECAP: PATRIOTS 48 - COWBOYS 27 Patriots Wear Down Cowboys' 'D' in 48-27 Win The Dallas Cowboys dropped to 5-1 on the season after a hard fought loss to the Patriots at Texas Stadium Sunday afternoon. It was actually a much closer game than the score would indicate. "Well, they are that good," Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips said of the Patriots as he opened his post-game press conference. "I think the final score looks a little worse than it was. But they're a great team. We had our chances . . . we could've stayed in the game. But they played better than we did. They're an outstanding team." "We wanted to be one of the elite teams in the league," Phillips said. "Obviously, we're not. This was certainly a wake-up call for us." The Cowboyas started off slow, going 3 and out on their 1st 3 possessions of the game, while the Patriots scored touchdowns on 2 of their 3 possessions, making it 14-0 quickly. Tom Brady executed a 14-play drive that end

Greetings!
Hi All! I hope all of you are enjoying your day! I have been working hard to get to everyone's page to rate pics and stash. I just keep running out of rates. LOL So this should take a while. If you have added me as a friend, fanned me, and rated me......thank you so much! If you have added me as a friend, can you please check to see if you fanned me? I would really appreciate it! :-) commentburner.com

Fun Stuff!
[x] You were born in SA [] You drink Farmer's Union Iced Coffee [x] You meet people at the "Malls Balls" [] At least half of your neighbours were born before 1950 [] You grew up on Fritz & sauce sangas? [] You eat Fruchocs [] You've never watched NRL [x] You've been to the Christmas Pagent [] You drink Coopers...(if hav to drink beer lol) [] It's the best beer in the world? [x ] You consider 40 degrees to be a bit warm [] You've eaten a Balfour's frog cake [] You find it hard to tell whether or not marijuana is illegal [] You know that a berliner is something you eat [] You miss Magic Mountain [x] You've driven a Holden or its your family car [] You like YoYo biscuits [x] You have a Hills Hoist in your backyard [] The opening of a new airport is an exciting event for you [x] You can drink SA tap water without noticing any unpleasant flavours [] You call the corner store a 'deli'? [] You pronounce graph as "grarph", plant as

Sex
what cuss words really mean Lying to Your Child..Fucks You over! (Read This) Nightmare* The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"

Uhhhh
Last night I got a message from Walgreen's saying I should give them a call ASAP. I applied there not to long ago online for Pharmacy Technology. They train you on the job in 18 months. Then I would be a CPhT (Certified Pharmacy Technologist) That would be soo awesome if I could get a job there. I know it would be harder on the job training then going to college but I don't have the money for that. Starting out, Pharmacy Techs around here earn an average of about $27,000 a year. But the longer you work the better it gets. This job has a good outlook and would be a great career. I'm not going to hold my breath though that i'll get a job there.

Order In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > W

20 Things
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast

My Horoscope 4 Today 10-20-07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 20,2007 Your intellectual energy is unbelievably powerful today and your natural brilliance should make life much easier wherever you go. Someone may be a bit intimidated, but they'll get over it soon.

Stories Online
THE STAR It was on the first day of the New Year that the announcement was made, almost simultaneously from three observatories, that the motion of the planet Neptune, the outermost of all the planets that wheel about the sun, had become very erratic. Ogilvy had already called attention to a suspected retardation in its velocity in December. Such a piece of news was scarcely calculated to interest a world the greater portion of whose inhabitants were unaware of the existence of the planet Neptune, nor outside the astronomical profession did the subsequent discovery of a faint remote speck of light in the region of the perturbed planet cause any very great excitement. Scientific people, however, found the intelligence remarkable enough, even before it became known that the new body was rapidly growing larger and brighter, that its motion was quite different from the orderly progress of the planets, and that the deflection of Neptune and its satellite was becoming now of an unpreceden

Good-bye! It's Been Fun!
I just wanted to let you all know that I am basically going to be getting rid of this account. Based on recent crap, I have learned a huge lesson about people, and I no longer have a desire to meet people this way. The only reason I am going to be keeping this account open is because it is the easiest way to talk to my best friend... everything else on here will be gone. For those of you who I do consider friends, you have other ways to get in touch with me, and I hope you use them!!! It's been fun, but my time here is done! Good luck to all of you!!! Michelle

San Diego Fire
To all my friends who live in San Diego if you are evacuated you are more than welcome to stay with me I have two extra beds and plenty of couch space and floor with no hesitation you are more than welcome to stay with US.

[pr,
The Meaning of Roses Color of Rose Meaning Coral Desire Lavender Love at first sight, enchantment, uniqueness Orange Fascination; I am fascinated and enthusiastic Pink (Dark) Thankfulness Pink (Light) Grace; admiration; 1. Switching Positions Every 10 Seconds Sure, headboard banging, sheet tangling intercourse requires some manoeuvring, but most women (with the exception of contortionists) don't want to go through the entire Kamasutra in one night. “Going overboard with positions not only makes a woman feel like a circus performer, but it can also be distracting and get in the way of her orgasm,” says Nicole Beland, author of Ask The Mens Health Girl Next Door. “We need a steady, continuous motion to build up the momentum to climax. We can't reach that when we're being twisted around like a human pretzel.” We're all for trying out different configurations, but please, give each position at least five minutes. You always have next time to try out the hanging-half-o

Ria
Hi...I'm new here and having a hard time filling in the blanks...I went to the instructions and still can't figure it out...I'm NOT an air head but some have told me you need to pay money to get all the perks here? But thats not what I'm reading here on line...so I'll keep trying...and now someone named BabyJesus is asking me to tell my friends and all this stuff...And I can't even send a message...or find skins...to make a cool home page...i'll keep on keeping on...and some times my computer won't even let me on this page and I have a new one..?lol Ria

I Don't Want To Fall In Love
I don't want to fall in love To fall in lust is perfectly fine by me But unfortunately, the business in the sheets most of the time wraps the heart within it. Sweaty being trying to find completion for only themselves fail to realize that the heart makes a bond more satisfying than the dirty sheets filled with lust and regret It's not what people are looking for regardless of how hard they try to make themselves be seen So let me start over I don't want to fall in lust I don't want to pretend that there isn't a world of love and kindness waiting to be discovered if only one were to look I've looked and I've found the sweet nectar that makes a relationship beautiful But it seems that it's an imitation or the liquid I put forth is to no one's liking But I've tasted it I've nurtured it And it was snatched from me I've fallen in lust and I have pursued it enough times to know that this wasn't the way for me Gratifying my body must go hand in hand with gratifying my heart

Love
I dont understand how come its hard to find a girl who will let me nussle her neck and kiss her starting from her neck to the places unknown why cant i find her, do i have to be alone?It sounds like a simple question,not one hard to master,well then explain why my relationships have been such disaster.Somone to hold in the darkest of night and somone to hold by morning light,I guess im looking for the woman who can make things right,untill then i guess ill be left alone stuck in the dark all alone with a missing piece of heart. [written and created by ny emotions]feel free to comment.

Proof, Im Not Making This Up
So I went to the Show Cause hearing for the Parenting Time in August she failed to show up for. 2nd time in less than a year. She was still attacking me instead of defending herself. She was again found in contempt and this time fined 100.00 payable to me within the next thirty days. I think I will buy the kids x-mas gifts with it. She wanted it directed to the arrearages which I have due to the health issues. The Referee told her that was a separate issue and not going to happen. I am the one who is ill and she brings like 8 people with her. I didn't even have a lawyer due to financial constraints. While she had a lawyer and 8 people. The referee wanted us to negotiate a new deal due to my having to work on Sundays now. But, she of course only wanted things her way. Since I had been running 3 blocks with high blood pressure, a weak heart and arthritis my breathe was pumping and the adrenaline was not helping. I got agitated and the kids are now going to pay fo

Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........

10 Or Higher
I'm fairly new to this site & don't go on it every day, etc....anyway, I just want to thank all of the women on this site that have rated me a 10 or higher. Whether you were all telling the truth or not, it makes my day since i'm off of work for 3-6 months due to an injury. T

Jokes
Supermarket surround sound. (JOKE) The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Demandby.com - Make It Happen
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Church
The preacher today was talking about iraq today and how it was splitting the country in half.Well if we look at it he is right.We are fighting between ourselves all the time, Kids killing kids, gang wars. American terrorists trying to bomb state buildings and setting fires to start mass fires. Well i believe that is what the Terrorists in other countries want us to do. So when they come in we are already fighting among ourselves they can just take over. But i might be wrong they might not be that smart then again u never know with peopl now days. let me kno what you think and if you dont like just flip to another section. By the way im just a dumb redneck.

Shadows
Life blows when you dont know why the one you love and care about wont answer a simple phone and tell you why she is mad at you. I can only do so much and take so much. Life isnt easy and if it was then life would be no fun but it would be nice to get the answers for the questions that I ask. And what really sucks is that one night everything will be going great and then the next everything has gone to shit. For some odd reason her best friend hates me and that really doesnt matter but matters is the fact that Lacey is being told by Mallory to keep being pissed at me and that I dont love Lacey which is complete bullshit because if I am willing to give up on my own flesh and blood, my first born child to be with Lacey then I must want to be with her and love her. I can keep going on and on but I am not going to cause it hurts to talk about this. I just want Lacey to know that I love her and I want to be with her and Kaylen for the rest of my life. No one else matters to beside those two

Your Smile
There's often times that I feel down Like I've walked my last mile It comforts me, that with all my faults I can always make you smile When people knock you down and say "You're just a worthless fool!" I remember how you smile at me And my thoughts run calm and cool. I would climb the highest mountain I would swim right down the Nile I would ward off any danger Just to see you smile I may not end up in your arms, When all my quests are through But as long as I can make you smile I'll know our love is true I'll always be there when you call To dry your every tear I'll let you lease me anytime And I'll always say; "Yes Dear." August

Shoulds
There should be a pill for this. Like it's a headache, Or the flu. There should be a cure. A ritual cleansing An antidote For the poison I've been drugged with There should be an organization A mission A hospital A twelve step program There should be a book A seminar An infomercial Doctor Phil should have a fucking hotline for this shit! There should be a band-aid A sterile dressing A tourniquet There should be an operation A "procedure" A prosthetic There should be an answer As to "why?" "How could you?" "Didn't I mean anything?" There should be a solution Like in Math Or chemistry There are no shoulds. But there should be. August

Victory
Man, don't talk to me about respect man. You don't know. You're an old man. You must be twenty at least! How old am I? I'm thirteen, but I've been around man. I know what life is. I know what's important. Yeah yeah, I know. You sound just like my stepfather. He thought he knew everything too. Me? No, I don't know everything. I just know more than you. How do I do in school? All right when I go. Yeah yeah, you're just like my stepfather. The last time I read a book? I don't remember. What difference does it make? The last book I read? Who cares? You prob'ly gots a whole room full'a books. I ain't no genius like you man. Yeah I can read. I just don't is all. What's that? Of Mice And Men? Sounds stupid. No, I don't want to read it. It's too thick. One hundred and eighteen pages!?! You must be out of your mind man. I ain't got time to be reading. I don't always have time to come home at night. Two weeks! You must be crazy man. I can't read that in two weeks! You don't understand. I'll be r

Two A.m.
The clock has struck the hour two. I cannot sleep for thoughts of you. The way your eyes light up my life, Keeps me awake throughout the night. And as I long to hold you near, Your golden-throated voice I hear. You sing to me a song so sweet, I pray we once again will meet. The sun, the moon, the stars above, I'd give to you but for your love. All this that I would give to hear, Your whispered love upon my ear. A question haunts me day and night. Am I the one to grace your life? And do you lie awake at two? To think of me, as I, of you. August

On Using A Toy
And it doesn't go away The thought behind my eyes The forbidden hunger I can't deny But don't want to admit To hold you in my mouth And see you looking down on me To be helpless before you Choking on you I hear your commands The excitement in your voice I'm trembling Your hands burn in my hair And you're behind me Bending me over Readying me for access For my final surrender And then gentle Slow Soft Wet Coos Strokes Praise And oh My God Please I Yes Um Oh Breathe Breathe And then hard Over and Over Griping Stroking Thrusting I'm just along for the ride A victim of the fury of your hips Your hot breath on my neck Your chest, soft against my back Your litany of authority in my ear And it slowly dawns on me I am yours August

So Much To Say
You tell me that you love me, And I can't believe my joy. The other times I've heard that line, I've felt like a personal toy. You've let me see your heart of hearts, You've let me ease your pain. Now I think of us, and endless walks, And kisses in the rain. There's something I don't understand, Please explain it if you can. How can you love someone like me? I'm just like any man. My heart of hearts is an open book, That your eyes are free to read. You hold my humor, love and mind, And all the friendship that you need. I've never been much of a poet, The masses don't crave my lines. But I'm laying out my love for you, To keep here for all time. Life is a circle, I've heard it said. And I guess it must be true. Because every time we say good-bye, You know I'll come back to you. When this world has got you down, And you feel like no one cares, Just close your eyes and think of me, And you know I'll be there. Please forgive my random jumps, I've

Who I Am
Take your vitamins, Grow up to be big and strong. Grow up to be a man. The words of my youth echo back at me. But what sort of man will I be? I want to be a brave man, macho. With a black leather jacket and a slick motorcycle. Never afraid of anything, groupies following me wherever I go. Everyone will be impressed with me. I want to be a tough man, With scars on my body Trophies of past victories. Many battles fought and won, No defeats, no regrets. I want to be a strong man With muscles that ripple when I'm on the beach. The quick path to success. I want to be a smart man, Never making mistakes, Surrounded by people wanting my advice. I did not become a smart man, I have mountains of mistakes behind me. And many more ahead I'm sure I have become an experienced man. I did not become a strong man My muscles don't turn heads at the beach I often choose the longer path It seems as if I can go on forever I have become an endurance man. I did not

The Story Behind "august"
A few weeks before I was born, My mother asked my father; "What shall we name this son of ours?" Without hesitation my father replied, "August, after my father." My mother's response was something to the effect of "eeuugh! I hate that name. How about Brian?" Never one to give ground easily, my father rebounded with "Great, August Brian, I like the sound of that." "Brian August" and the battle was finally joined. "August Brian, three reasons." "What's the first reason?" "Alphabetical, A before B." "I'm not convinced. What's the second reason?" "Our last name starts with a B, if we make his initials B.A.B., one day he'll be big enough to pay us back." "That has a little merit. What's the third reason?" "I promise, we'll always call him Brian. It's just very important to me that he be named after my father." And so the deal was struck, and my mother has never called me August, however, my father has never called me Brian. It's one of the reasons they go

Something To Say
What if I don't have anything to say? What if I'm out of rage? I'm tired, Empty, Nearly finished, All the good lines have been taken. I question the limitless discovery. What if this last one, is the last one? But of course, These questions are pointless. To admit failure would be to disappoint, And that I could not bear. My resources are limitless. I am the poet, The bard, The storyteller, Of course I'll have something to say. August

A Soldier's Question
Dirty socks and broken cots, No pillows on which to sleep. Artillery in the morning, Bunkers collapsing in a heap. So many sandbags left to fill, I've built so many walls. I'm surrounded by a maze of sand, A labyrinth four feet tall. No flag to boast our country, No song to shout our name. Just endless shifts of roving guard, And prayers for one more day. I'm in a backward country. Why? I do not know. I remember wanting to come here, But now I want to go. But I believe in Duty first, Wherever there's a need. My Uncle Sam gave me a call. I did right, and I took heed. With my buddy and my rifle, I go to the marketplace. I ask the man why we are here, And a smile comes to his face. His eyes are weak and hollow. His teeth are yellow-green. He speaks as if I am not there, As If I'm just a dream. "I have many children." Says this strange decrepit man. "They once were very hungry, So I searched throughout the land." "All around me was the fighting, I h

Send Me A Picture
Send me a picture. Prove to me that you're still the same. That you haven't changed at all. And that if you have changed, You won't do it anymore. Your hair, your clothes, your face, your body, That scar on your shoulder and that pimple on your nose. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. I want you captured on Kodak paper. I want to capture you in my hand, Keep you in my wallet. I want to pull you out and look at you, Completely unchanged, Anytime I choose. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. Prove to me that you're still on the planet. That your future is still ahead of you. That all possibilities still exist. That you still care. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. Let me compress your 3-D world, Into a flat 3X5 piece of captured light. Flat, and cold, and simple. Send me a picture. August

Screenplay
It was a lot like a movie. There was darkness, Danger, A mysterious Russian girl With alluring eyes. And I remember the cold war, The Day After, Perestroika and Glasnost. "That was long ago." she tells me. "Back when I was a child." Thanks a lot. "Is for you." And she hands me a present, An original drawing. This mysterious Russian girl. It was like a movie, She took my arm, And we promenaded down the street. I never felt so proud. The Poet And The Painter A fairy tale. August

Rogaine
O.K. So I used to be a stage manager. And I managed this play see, And I got dragged through the worst experience of my life. I mean it was painful. The long hours, the whiny actors, The director! And don't even get me started on what happened, Once the show finally began. But it's over now, at last, And I don't ever have to worry about doing theater anymore, Because the theater manager/ my ex-girlfriend, Told me specifically; "You'll never work in this town again." But in a way, I feel bad. I feel that with this show, a part of me has died. So to symbolize this, I chopped off my hair. But it didn't end there, oh no! Without my ponytail I was confused, Disoriented. An easy mark for any smooth talker that happened upon me. Before I knew it, I was a victim. Lost in a stream of unconsciousness, I awoke only to find myself, Gainfully employed. . . In Bellevue! It didn't look good for our hero. I stumbled into a coffee house, Desperate for refuge. Staggering wil

Repatriation
A lifetime crawling out of a hole worse than debt Crawling out of shadow Crawling out of despair Standing alone in the middle of a war zone A traitor to both sides. Trained by the best to lie, Deceive, Spy, report back, And most of all, keep secrets. Intelligence is the key to any battle. I am tired of this lack of intelligence game. I am tired of being tried and retried For war crimes I was conditioned to commit. IT WAS WAR!!! I did what I was trained to do. I served my time as a P.O.W. Then I was released into society, A soldier without a battlefield But the war continued and I rejoined it, Desperate to be in familiar surroundings, Behind enemy lines. . .fighting to survive. Eventually, government agencies stepped in. The factions were told to stop their war. But they find ways to carry on to this very day, Like two schoolchildren, Who throw things at each other when the teacher isn't looking Neither side knows why they're fighting It's just a twenty-year-o

Reflections
Hello! I didn't think I'd see you this soon. Although sometimes I've felt as if you'd never get here. But I've always felt sure that we would meet. All the times that I've seen you, On the old slides of my father's. That strapping young man with his face in the wind. Never tired. Never weary. Any scars he carries are still fairly fresh. The weathered look will not be upon him for thirty years. I used to look in my mirror for hours, Searching for that twenty-something man. Hidden somewhere in my face. I never caught more than a glimpse of you, Hiding behind my eyes. . . Until now. In the reflection of my television set, I caught you watching me. You're different than I'd pictured. Your hair is longer and you have a beard. But the gaze is the same. The fascinated way you watch me, When you think I'm not looking. I can tell that you see me in you. Tell me. . . Do you look back at me in the mirror, Spending hours searching for the face you had years ago. . . As I

Questions
"Why on earth do you love me? Where did I go right? What did I do to earn my way, Into your arms tonight?" And tears mixed with sweat, As we lay in warm embrace. An excess of emotion, Spent in way too small a space. I kissed her tears and stroked her hair. I sighed my biggest sigh. I thought; "I say I love you, And your response is 'Why?'" Her eyes met mine and searching. . . Pleading. . .groping for the truth, Accustom to rejection, Always needing proof. "I could go on about your beauty, Or how you sing your siren's song. I could claim it's your laugh, your lips, your eyes. . . Only I would know that's wrong." "The truth is. . .I've no idea, Why it is I love you so. I can only say when I'm near you, You make me want to grow. When you're near I watch my posture. I stand up straight and tall. You inspire me to ascend the heights, And never fear the fall." Her breathing eased, she'd gone to sleep. Her question satisfied. And I asked the silent

Perspective I.-vi.
I. My Eyes He's a giant of a man He wears a saintly glow With love and pride he teaches me All I'll need to know. With loving arms that hold me Friendly words and playful games A sense of humor, grace and charm I pray to turn out the same. II. His Eyes He's a noisy little thing But cute, I'll give him that He learns things quickly, like his Dad He's sharp, just like a tack. But small and fragile most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all He must rely on me. III. My Eyes He's drained another bottle Ignore him, it's the beer Remember how he used to be Keep that image clear. You owe him for the things you are No matter what he does Know him for the man he is But love the man he was. IV. His Eyes He's always saying something smart What a noisy little brat He won't amount to anything You can depend on that. But weak and worthless most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all But he'll get

For Paul
Send me a ticket for Christmas. A heart attack makes me travel. Death and weddings are the only things that get me to Jersey anymore. So I will put up with an airport at Christmas. I will tolerate my relatives. I will brush aside questions as to me financial welfare, my moving back to Jersey, my estranged father. I will ignore taunts from my mother and sister. I will do this because of your heart attack Paul. Paul. . .That's all I've ever called you. Although technically, Grandpa would be correct. Of all my relations, I have never crossed words with you. There are no slammed doors, or angry shouts in our past. There is only cozy conversation. About warm coats, hot pies, good meals, pretty lights on the Christmas tree, and always, a piece of candy. I am here in New Jersey, away from all control. I am at their mercy. But it's not so bad. I am not as angry as I used to be. So here I am, in a room full of people that really don't like each other, and everyone turns to me. I am the br

Investments
Call me. Invest a quarter in our relationship. Let me be secure in the illusion, That if you spend a quarter for me, You will gladly walk across hot coals, Just to be by my side. I can convince myself that if you call, You are reaching for me across the wires. Give me the illusion that I am being pursued. Call me. Call me. Invest a few minutes of your day in our relationship. This will prove to me, That every waking moment you spend away from me, Is really agony to you. That you could so easily set aside precious time to talk to me. Call me. Call me. For every call is an investment, A precedent, A promise. It says that we are going somewhere, Instead of nowhere. It says we are connected. It declares that there is a future On which we can sit, And look back on all those promises, All those phone calls, All those investments. Call me. August

Golden Gifts
"you disappoint me in the way that you behave, and how you treat me." And I'm greeted with a slamming door. "Happy Father's day" I mutter as I walk away. My mind stumbling back across the years. Tripping flat. . . across each disappointment. The week before Christmas, Thrown out into the cold. No shirt. . . no shoes. . . no respect. What a disappointment I was, I survived. Even though you told the neighbors, And the police, That I ran away. What a disappointment. Every stumble, Every fall, And I can't seem to land on my face. And through this haze of resentment I wonder, Does the Chrysler building resent it's foundation? Does it dream of marble instead of concrete? Can this skyscraper admit. . . That without it's base, however flawed, It would crumble. Happy Father's Day My gift to you is silence. No retort to your slammed door. The last word is yours. It's over, you win. I'm the disappointment. August

Mime In The Zoo
A Mime in a Zoo One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawl

90 Things About Me
90 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 2 1/2 YEAR 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Rascal Flatts cd from Richard 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked a mile today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Food 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? a payday candy bar 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Take me There 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Dothan,Alabama 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Dale County High School 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: none right now but was Nextel 13. FAVORITE STORE: Walmart 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: a year I worked at the college I went to 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My friend Katie 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Leora 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: About a month ago 20. FAV

My 105 Truths 1. real name: Crystal Marie 2. like it ?: yes 3. single or taken?: taken 4. zodiac sign: cancer 5. male or female: Female. 6. elementary: Midland City Elementary 7. middle: South Dale Middle School 8. high school: Dale County High School 9. eye color: green 10. hair color: light brown 11. are you a health freak: No 12. height: 5'7'' 13. do you like yourself: yes 14. piercings: None 15. tattoos: None 16. righty or lefty: righty FIRSTS- 17. first surgery: none thank god 18. first piercings: none yet 19. first real best friend: Amber Caldwell 20. first sport:: Never played sports 21. first pet: never have had a pet 22. first vacation: Panama city beach 23. first crush: a guy in my 2nd grade class CURRENTLY- 24. eating: Nothing 25. drinking: Nothing 26. about to: eat 27. listening to: the tv 28. waiting for: Christmas 29. wearing: blue jeans and a tshirt 30. want to get married to: yes 31. careers in mind: business manager WHI

My Blog!
1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace? Gilbert might...but I know his; not a big deal. 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? McChicken sandwich, apple pie and Hi-C orange From Grampa 3. Are you an emotional person? All the fucking time. 4. Does the person you like know that you like them? Yes...he's sleeping next to me right now! 5. Do you like your name? I love my name! 6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Um, Yeah...Can you say Togekiss? 7. What was the last thing you did? Realised that I'm out of sleeping pills so i'll probably be up all night :) 8. Who was the last person you ate with? Evening snacks with Gilbert, Joey, and Jennifer 9. What are you listening to right now? 2 fans blowing a cool breeze. 10. How's the weather right now? Cooler than before! 11. Last person who called you? My momma 12. Last lie you told? I told Joey to suck my penis but I don't have one 13. Last song you sang? I've been s

For Kevin
He's quiet never saying anything. He's patient and knows just what to do when the time is right. He's clothed in black and always wears a cloak. He takes away my pain and shows me a new life, a new life of sorrow and misery, pain and torture. The few moments of peace, happiness, and love all vanish to soon. My friend is sitting in the corner shrouded in darkness he carries a Scythe and he uses it from time to time He gestures that its not your time but he still sits and waits.

My First Blog
***This is too good not to share*** On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."

A Little Girl And A Cop
a cop and a little girl A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the DICK goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Read This Before You Send Me A Friends Request Or I Will Not Approve
i thought putting up pictures of my future engagement ring... and my boyfriend and i together would mean people would understand i'm not single... but apparently i have to come right out and say it I'M NOT SINGLE. im on here to meet new friends and networking contacts. i have no desires or intentions that go beyond friendship. if you feel the same way, hit me up. if you don't... please move along. besides... i'm probably not your type anyway. i'm super high maintenance ;)

Why Can’t They Just Go Away?
I'm SO tired of my name coming out of individuals mouths who say they wouldn't piss in my mouth with gasoline if I was on fire! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND ARE SICK OF ME, THEN LEAVE ME THE F*K ALONE AND KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! I could give a damn less what or who they do as long as it doesn't involve my kids. I'm tired of it getting people involved that should never have been, such as family and Jaycees. Certain people need to grow up and move on with their lives. If they have nothing better to do than talk about me all the time, then they sure have one pathetic life!