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Firemans Prayer
When I am called to duty, God Wherever flames may rage Give me the strength to save some life Whatever be its age Help me embrace a little child Before its too late Or save an older person from The horror of that fate Enable me to be alert and Hear the weakest shout And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out I want to fill my calling and To give the best in me To guard my every neighbor And protect their property And if according to your will I have to lose my life Please bless with your protecting hand My family, children, and my wife

Good Shit
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My Daily Love Tarot For 5/31/2007
The Ace of Swords card suggests that you should stand up for yourself. Stick to the point, make yourself clear and compare your options objectively before answering or committing to take the next logical step. Understand or identify the cause. You get what you want by trusting your own personal convictions and inner voice. A strategy of asserting your independence, directing the questioning or getting right to the point could make you seem impersonal, indifferent or even bossy, especially if communications are related to romance or happen via cell phone or online. Sometimes you have to cut through the bull while protecting your privacy before you can establish trust or let down your guard. This is only reasonable. Keep your wits about you.

Gone Like A Ghost
it felt so right and yet it just disappeared without a rhyme or reason. i don't know how to feel but hurt. i didn't do anything. your the only one that can make me feel like this. i just want to know the truth. you know i am forgiving and understanding. just don't leave me hanging. i love you

Kenny Concert
Woohoooo Getting ready for the Kenny Chesney Concert tonight in New Orleans!! Jamming out in Club Fear right now come check it out Click the pic to enter!! Come ROCK in CLUB FEAR with DJ WHODA!!!!!! 12~ 2pm est!

So Sweet
a guy went up to his girlfriend and gave her 12 roses.he said ill love you until the last rose dies. she gladly accepted them. but when she grabbed them. she said "one of these is fake"he said "exactly". thats because i will love you forever!!! so very sweet i think!!!

Blahblahblah
i found out that there is a BIG difference in loving someone so much it hurts.......and loving someone so much you're sore. lmfao. been sitting carefully for the last 6 days! Do you know the difference in having the Balls or the Guts to do something? Here is what a friend told me........ It takes Guts to come in 2 hours late from a night on the town with the "boys" to a wife who is standing at the back door with a broom in her hand and say, " You are either still not finished sweeping that kitchen, or you're fixing to ride off somewhere!" It takes Balls to walk in 2 hours late from a night with the "boys" with lipstick on your shirt and womens perfume still on your skin to a wife that is waiting in the kitchen, slap her on the ass as you walk by her and tell her she is next! just a little fyi I found amusing.

How It Is Done In Iowa!!
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk IOWA FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs IOWA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat guy you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. IOWA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. IOWA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. IOWA FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow

Cherry Tap
Man im addicted to cherry tap i wish i could create a lounge i love music that is why i created a cherry tap account i hope that one day i will get enough cherry points to be able to open a cherry tap louge and get enough people to go to my lounge well wnough about me i hope they keep updating and making cerry tap cooler and cooler

Me On A Simple Day
its sunday.... i really dont care for sundays only because i no i have to work tomorrow.... eh but its all good because i like my job... unlike others. mom asked me to wash ALL the towels i the house... we'll see. lol. i dunno what im actually doing today. i dunno if im going anywhere today. all i know is is that today is sunday and im alive. who could ask for more than that? chow!

Missing My Man Fuck
Shit ya'll I am here all alone and don't have a clue as to what to do, but I guess I will have to remain the good wifey that I am. My husband is in Korea and I miss him like crazy, wishing that we were together, so that I can get my freak on. shit it has been 7 mos, since I had some great dick,but thats the price you pay for being an army wife........................shit

What I Want From A Man...
En una breve conversación, un hombre le pregunta a una mujer: ¿Que tipo de hombre estas buscando? Ella se quedo un momento callada antes de verlo a los ojos y le pregunto: En verdad quieres saber? El respondió "Si" Ella empezó a decir: "Siendo mujer de esta época, estoy en una posición de pedirle a un hombre lo que yo no podría hacer sola. Tengo un trabajo y yo pago todas mis facturas. Yo me encargo de mi casa sin la ayuda de un hombre,porque soy económicamente independiente y responsable de mi administración financiera. Mi rol ya no es el de ser dependiente de un hombre en ese sentido. Yo estoy en la posición de preguntar a cualquier hombre, ¿Que es lo que tu puedes aportar en mi vida? Mi amigo se me quedó viendo. Claramente pensó que me estaba refiriendo al dinero. Viendo la expresión en su rostro imagine lo que él estaba pensando; "No me estoy refiriendo al dinero" dije. Yo necesito algo más. "Yo necesito un hombre que

Auto Players In Comments
Who's stupid idea was it to let people put auto music players in your comments? Thats the dumbest damn thing and one of the most annoying things to place on someones profile. One could be ok if the song thats playing is of interest to the member you are giving it to. But holy tap dancing Jebus, 3 or more in a profile? Hard to hear whats playing and its just noise. My 2 cents...

Hola
Hey guys, just a friendly shout out from yours truly. Whenever I message you...comment on your profile...etc... It is not to initiate a conversation that will inevitably lead to cybering or anything else. I only want to talk with you, to get to know you, to make friends. I can understand that half of the people on CT are here for one reason and one reason alone. But, please do not misunderstand "everyone's" intentions... Just a little food for thought.

Im Out
PEOPLE I will Never understand WHY someone would tell you they LOVE YOU & then TURN right AROUND Intentionaly HURT You. The Hurt goes away the wombs Heal BUT the SCARS O the SCARS all together are still SO REAL. IF thats WHAT LOVE IS I DONT want It, I DONT need It, and I WILL Not have IT... YOUR LOVE and MY LOVE are not the same. YOU keep YOUR SELFISH, LYING, BITTER LOVE and I'll HOLD OUT for The TRUTHFUL, KIND, & UNDERSTANDING LOVE. That is What I deserve. And IF it Does NOT come its ok my LIFe is complete. IM A MOTHER, I AM CHILD, And I have a GOD who MADE ME in his IMAGE SO I AM LOVED... I am focused on LIVING my life to The fullest YOU will Not Bring me Down.. HUGS Thank YOU for reading My MIND this Morning... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

Asianlotus's Blog
Okay. Well if anyone want to chat with me more. I know that I am not going to be on cherrytap much but if you wanna chat with me, you can text me. Text "AsianLotus" to 35777 . Or if you prefer http://www.livemobilelink.com/asianlotus . I have another picture of me on there. I look forward to hearing from all of you! Wink. ;)

Chuck Norris Vs Abraham Lincoln
Alright, so we all know that Chuck Norris is the modern day difinitive answer to all things ninja-esque. However, Abraham Lincoln, in his prime, would kick the ever loving shit out of Chuck Norris. I am not alone in this thinking as most people in my vent happen to agree.

Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please And to a man The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees Then they swarm around me A hive of honey bees. I say It's the fire in my eyes And the flash of my teeth The swing of my waist And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal woman That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say It's in the arch of my back The sun of my smile The ride of my breasts The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally Phenomenal

What Cusswords Really Mean
WHAT CUSSWORDS REALLY MEAN!! Body: What Cuss Words Really Mean... Body: what cusswords really mean!!!!!!!!! you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?

Rope Man Radio
Get your own glitter and more at BlingyBlob.com JUST CLICK THE PIC. (repost of original by '¢¼ CRAZY BITCH ¢¼ ¢¾ (DJ Lost Souls) ¢¾ GROW ROOMS CO-OWNER' on '2007-06-10 18:10:23') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 18:35:07') (repost of original by '§adistic Lìght~Ånarchy §kulls Mistress' on '2007-06-10 19:00:19') (repost of original by 'DJ Dark Soul~*~ AKA: Fates Fool ~*~Shattered Soul~*~' on '2007-06-10 19:17:35') (repost of original by '¤Fålleñ Añgël¤..of thE GraVeYard GirLs.~Graveyard Family~' on '2007-06-10 19:23:50')

What Your Favorite Color Says About You?
table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"> What Your Favorite Color Blue Says About You: Emotional --- Affected --- Sensitive Peaceful --- Tranquil --- Connected Spiritual --- Experimental --- Deep What Does Your Favorite Color Say About You?

You Learn
"After awhile, you learn the subtle difference between holding hands and chaining a soul. And you learn love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you learn that kisses aren't contracts, and presents aren't promises....After awhile you begin to accept your defeats with your head held high and your eyes wide open, with the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child. And you learn to build your roads on today, because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans, and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your own garden, and decorate your soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn you can really endure.... That you really are strong, and you really have worth. And you learn and learn..... With every goodbye you learn."

Uncertainty
I write this only out of anger at the moment. A man that I am in love with and have been seeing for almost 2 years now, is on here also. I found out about it and decided to set my own up as well. I see the women that are on his page and one in particular disturbs me more than the others. He'll know the one I'm refering to. So my question is, is it okay to be on sites and chatting with people of the opposite sex while you are in a relationship with someone else? Is it okay to give out your email address and phone number as well? I love this man, but am greatly disturbed by this. So what do I do? Turn a blind eye, do nothing, confront him with it, or ??? Is it wrong to want to be with someone, be in love with them and expect them to not interact with people of the opposite sex as well?

The Greatest Country In The World
Military Gay Bomb Project Even Less Successful Than Controversial 'Soy Bomb' As if further proof was needed that the military was taking most of its strategic cues from shitty ’80s comedies and possibly Electric Six songs, Air Force records recently uncovered by Berkeley’s Sunshine Project reveal the existence of a project dedicated to developing a weapon that will turn our enemies gay, and irresistible. “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attracted to one another,” Hammond said after reviewing the documents. A modern-day Manhattan Project, if a slightly-smaller scale. The Chelsea Project, perhaps. The military abandoned the project after initial tests revealed no change in subjects except the urge to get $400 haircuts.

Bloggie-poo
it's too early to be thinking like this. i do not want to live my life thinking "what if" all the damn time. things happen for a reason and if you never take the opportunities put in front of you then how are you ever going to know what your life could have been. life is way too short to play it safe. for example...if you are involved with someone and another person sweeps you off your feet....should you say no to them even though what you feel is like nothing else?? sure you are involved...BUT WHAT IF....what if that other person is your soul mate....or will make you happy for the rest of your life and treat you like royalty. i mean...what if....you would never know unless you took a chance. What if you were offered another job in a different state but you don't want to move because of family and friends....it could be your dream job and you can have everything you ever wanted and be happy....but you choose to stay where you are and struggle....why not take a risk?? i guess i'm just s

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Wtf
This is sad but true,my wife,Kiss,had all her pics locked down so only friends could see them. Today she created some tags and put them in an album,after that was done 4 of her new pics were flagged and reported nsfw. How fuckin sad is that,a friend,who asked to be her friend,cause she doesnt request anyone, then goes and reports,fucked up aint it? And of course her reaction was not the best,and very warrented if ya ask me,below is the body of text from her blog,so ladies and gents,be very careful who ya let into your friends and absolutely do not allow anyone in family unless you are sure you can trust them. Here is the body of text from my wife , Kiss is Misbehavin's blog: Look its fuckin like this. I put 2 tags in my default album, and one of you assholes--that are my friends yet again, have tagged me NSFW- Soooooooooooooooooo I am moving all album's to family. You will be added one at a time, and then after veiwing them, you will be removed. I Hope you enjoyed yourself---be

~dreaming Of Him~
*dreaming of my arrival at Master's place, * It started in the hallway the minute He unlocked His front door after retrieving me from the bus station, He charged me like He was lost and had seen a desert oasis of sweet wet water like a heavenly mirage Hands under my arms He crashed me through the door face forward, i arched back into Him as He ravaged me in the darkness from behind on the floor As He turned to close the door i gasped for air as i turned over to watch Him close and lock the front door, He turned back to me seeing i had moved over onto my back He flashed that wicked grin of His and topples me back flush to the living room carpet He flippes up my skirt, oddly to His surprise i had no panties on, granting a wish for a erotic and freaky demise grabbing me forcefully He spread open my pussy right after intensely biting me over and over again above my knees on both of my inner thighs Now on the carpet in the darkness i claw at His neck and back ripping His s

Trying It Out...
Hello All. I've been a member of this site for awhile now but never really got into it much. I couldn't figure it out! But now I decided, today I am going to figure this out! So anyone that is willing to help, please hit me up! Thanks to everyone already for the comments and messages. I'll be working on my profile so keep me in mind and hit me up anytime!

Life
"Is life supposed to stop because you did something horrible? I'll tell you the horrible truth... No matter what you did or how bad you feel about it, life just goes on. Life doesn't give a f*ck that you're sorry or upset or deranged or tormented. Life just goes on, and you gotta go with it, or sit in the middle of the road and feel sorry for yourself. And I don't see you doing that."

A Letter From My Man
ღஐ!**~2 Tha femalez N Luv~**!ஐღ "A nigga can love u from the bottom of his ¢¾, and say that shit and really mean it which he probably do but juss always remember there's still room left at the top for some one else!!" ღஐ!**~2 Anybody N Love~**!ஐღ "If you ¢¾ someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart because a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever." LOVE starts with a smile, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Its ok to kiss a fool. Its ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you. Dont frown; you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you. Notorious from head 2 toe Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe YOU aint worth MY time & cant take MY place So if YOU got SOMETHING 2 say, BIT

Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer... Reviewed 6/13/07
The kids will love it!.... adults, sorry enjoy the pretty colors!, 14 June 2007 7/10 Author: hoove1970 from United States *** This comment may contain spoilers *** Let's Start off with saying I'm giving this movie a 7 out of ten for children out there who love a good time. As for the adults I'd have to go with a 5 or 6. On to the review... I sat in the center of my row listening to the crowd throughout this blockbuster movie and it was a crowd pleaser. perhaps forty percent of the crowd consisted of real 'fans', meaning people who either loved the comic books or the first movie and were hoping for more. At this advance screening there are always large quantities of opportunistic freebie lovers there that don't even know what they are seeing. The writers gave the audience what they wanted in many ways with lots of laughable one-liners and schmaltzy goo to make the average crowd clap and 'ahhh' at the right moments. but it was screaming, "where is my plot" throughout the en

Out Of Town
WELL, THIS IS MY SECOND TRIP OUT OF TOWN. I FIRST WENT TO NEW ORLEANS FOR ONE NIGHT AND IT WAS PRETTY SHITTY FOR THE MOST PART. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING I NEEDED TO DO THE JOB RIGHT. THIS SECOND TRIP AROUND I HAVE EVERYTHING AND THEN SOME TO GET EVERYTHING DONE RIGHT. I AM CURRENTLY IN MONTGOMERY ALABAMA ASSISTING WITH A ROUTE UNTIL FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN A NEW GUY STARTS. I AM STAYIGN AT THE COUNTRY INN WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A VERY NICE PLACE. IT IS BIGG TOO. BUT, IT IS NOT HOME JUST THE SAME. ATLEAST I HAVE MY COMPUTER. IT IS MAKING THINGS ALOT BETTER FOR ME HERE TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO TO WIND DOWN AFTER THE NIGHT IS OVER. WELL, EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING AS GOOD AS EXPECTED. I HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK AND I HAVE NO CASH. ONLY CREDIT CARDS AND THE DRINK MACHINES DONT DO PLASTIC. OH WELL. I GUESS IT WILL BE WATER. I WILL GET BACK ON TOMARROW AND SEE WHAT GIVES. OH, BY THE WAY. I WAS ON THE WAY TO MY LAST STOP THIS MORNING AND I GOT FLASHED BY A CHICK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. IT WAS ABOUT THE O

Blah Blah Big Deal
thinkin of u makes me smile, not quite sure it will be worthwhile, been through too much in the past, to ever think that this might last, so kiss me now before it all fades, a moment like this i wouldnt trade, if someday i must lose again. it will have been my pleasure being your friend!

Damned If You Do...(pt1)
Her jade eyes lifted to the sky. The gaping stab wound of the full moon in the night's blackness was almost startling. Taking one last drag off her cheap cigarette; she flicked it into the darkness of the alley below her. She could see the glow of the cherry shatter and then slowly fade. Her heels scraped over the rusting fire escape she perched upon as she moved to glance back inside the window of her rat hole of an apartment. With a light sigh she pressed her back to the cool bricks and laid her head back. The gin's kick was fading and coffee was starting to sound good. She knew her kitchen was empty though, damn. Carefully she made her way down the fire escape. Smirking as she passed each window without giving a damn about who she spied through shitty aluminum blinds that many couldn't get to close. She dusted her hands on the thighs of her jeans once she reached the sidewalk. Her steps echoed through the alley as she made her way to the street. Slipping into what little st

Help Friend
Was on liberty in Californis, about ten of us, Navy enlisted me went to naval base enlisted mans club to have a few beers.(I used to drink then). Anyhow we sat at a round table and ordered pitches of beer and talked and drank. The subject came up why we joined the Navy for four years. We were all volunteered four 4 year service time. So it went around the table, each man stating the reason, when it came to the last man, a blonde kid with blue eyes(not cute) he sobbed and said he was the youngest of ten children, he was the youngest, he said first his parents called him a ugly ducklin the his brothers and sisters did the same. He said he used to cry himself to sleep every night. When he was 17 years, he volunteeded just to escape the abuse he received every day at home. One by one we got up and walked to him and said "don't feel bad, your our buddy, you will have us for friends forever). He sobbed so much the table was wet. After the last man hugged him and told him he was one of us, h

Impossible Love
So its been over a week since I've seen his face. I've thought about him and wished that there was a way for me to look into his eyes and see what I used to see. However my naivety is gone now. I know that he has a new life with his gf and his baby. No matter how I twist it I dont belong. I am fighting a losing battle and am already lieing on the floor in pieces from where he put me long ago. So I am going to attempt to be strong now and let it all go. He wont make it easy and he probably wont ever know how much love I hold for him in my heart. I lied to him and myself about being able to have a secret relationship with no attachment. I let him become my world and lost him long ago. I cant keep holding onto a ghost of what we will never trully have....... Just over a year ago I met this guy when I started a new job. I was immediately attracted to him and it seemed amazing. We were both in pointless relationships when we started talking but they both ended quickly. It all s

Why Even Bother Anymore
Well another gone away i think maybe looking for ppl on CT or the internet is a bad idea...i need not set my sights to high maybe just stick to the real world who am i fucking kidding I drove 3 hours to find out Minds were changed maybe not even really feel what they said.....anywho anyone in the Chicago area wanna hook up? lol

The Kink Test
The Hotlanta Kink Test (ver 2.1) Congratulations! Your Hotlanta Kink Test score was 733! Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated: 100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little! 101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink. 201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature. 301 to 400 You have kinky playful tendencies. 401 to 500 You are definitely a kinky player. 501 to 600 You are kinkier than most! 601 to 700 You are a major league kinkster! 701 to 800 You live and breath kinky!! 801 to 900 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!! 901 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB! The maximum score for this test is 1000.

Evan Almighty!
I almost forgot to post this one...here is the link.... or read on... http://imdb.com/title/tt0413099/usercomments-12 Evan Almighty (2007) advertisement Ludicrous of course but a great time all the same...( all age movie!), 19 June 2007 9 out of 10 Author: hoove1970 from United States Transfixed..... We all sat there at this sneak preview transfixed waiting for the next joke.... eating up all Steve Carrel and the rest of the supporting cast could dish out! The all gave sparkling performances. It was loads of fun for the whole family this time around for the "Almighty" team. I have to give it up to the writers on this one for keeping it very clean without sacrificing really good one liners and "adult" innuendos. There were a few problems with the 'over the top' dramatizations involving every animal on the planet. You were trying to ""suspend your disbelief" while all the while all to 'real' laws and political actions were taking place. It would have been just fine to

Today...
I am almost 30, and I am single.. Which to some would be horrible, but to me, its not.. Call me crazy but I love my friends(the VERY few I have), and I love my son, he rocks, and really right now that is all I need. So, FOR THE LAST TIME, I am not strange cause I dont want to meet a man and live happily ever after. My happily ever after will come, when its damn good and ready. Quit trying to rush me!! THE END !! LOL !!

Emily Dickinson~
Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality We slowly drove, he knew no haste, And I had put away My labor, and my leisure too, For his civility We passed the school where children played, Their lessons scarcely done; We passed the fields of gazing grain, We passed the setting sun We paused before a house that seemed A swelling of the ground; The roof was scarcely visible, The cornice but a mound Since then 'tis centuries; but each Feels shorter than the day I first surmised the horses' heads Were toward eternity Emily Dickinson

~shakespeare~
William Shakespeare On April 26, 1564, John Shakespeare’s son, William, was baptized at the Stratford Parish Church. No one knows for certain when his birthday was. (Brown 22) It was thought that young Shakespeare began attending school at the age 7, in Stratford. (Wadsworth 344) Before Shakespeare reached the age of 13, his family endured hardships. Shakespeare’s formal schooling ceased. The Gift Summer comes and pears ripen, plump, juicy yellow-reds hanging on low branches. Behind rusty old chicken wire, jumbles of forest-green cucumber logs play hide-n-seek beneath their tangled vines. Sweet, clear notes from a familiar violin float from an open upstairs window into the street below. I daydream of exhilarating heights attained only by a swing, dirty, beat-up knees, mischievous grins. Reaching out, I carefully pluck a single pear; its juices dribble down my chin as I sink my teeth into the tender smooth skin.

June,25,2007
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past~stop planning the future~stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel~stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel~Sometimes we just have to go with………..”Whatever happens-happens”.

In Loving Memory Of Chris Benoit 1967-2007
R.I.P. Chris Benoit 1967-2007--- You was an amazing wrestler & your presence will surely be missed dearly. I will always remember when you won the belt @ Wrestlemania XX & Eddie Guerrero came out to congradulate you. God Bless You! This here shows that you should never take life for granted because one minute the person is here. And the next they are gone forever. If there is someone in your life that you are holding a grudge against or anything in that manner, I believe you should patch it up b4 it's too late. And then tell the ones that are close to you in your life even if you are mad or upset with them, That you love them. Never wait until later, they might just not be around to do so unfortunately....

Sleeping At Your Desk At Work.
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk! 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Angel
I woke up morning I woke up dead today I aged a thousand years or more I flinch when you are nice You kill me with a single word When angels fuck and devils kiss, I'm sure I'll bask in your forever You just want to waste my time I want to drag you down, down with me I wanted to help, help destroy the world I wanted to be, be that special girl Everybodys got a little something to hide, but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush, but me I'm living in a human mediocrity Everybody's got a little someone to trust, but me I dreamed I was you I dreamed your ego died Sad who loves you more than I do I know you lied I'll bask in your forever Fucking waste of time Angels fuck and devils screw I wanted to heal me and then destroy the world Piss in your heart and be that, that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush but me I'm living in a negative mediocrity Everybody's got a little some

The First Chapter
Chapter One “I remember now. I remember how it started. I can’t remember yesterday. I just remember doing what they told me….told me…” Queensryche: Operation Mindcrime John sits in a lawn chair leaning back and exhaling slowly. The smoke from his cigarette drifts up in slow moving clouds. “How do things get so screwed up?” He thinks as he inhales deeply. A few months ago his life seemed perfect. He was a successful contractor and enjoyed all the trappings of a middle class life. A large home in a nice subdivision, the SUV in the driveway, all the platitudes associated with success was his. Best of all, was his wife Dora. She was pretty in an honest way. Hers was a natural beauty. Dora never wore a lot of makeup. She never tried to be beautiful. Dora was thin, without diets or exercise. Her hair was auburn with a n

Liar
you call me babydoll,sexy,and say i'm cute, do you tell her that too?, i'm on to your game, "oh when i'm with someone i don't mess with their emotions", LIAR your like the rest of them, consider yourself pushed away,don't tell me things you wouldn't normally say. "i love you" LIAR please believe me, i don't care if i'm alone, i'd rather that then listen to your lies on the phone,"i want to be in your life" LIAR oh now i understand why, long distance relationships don't work, four hours is just to far away, fuck you, "i'd do anything to be with you" LIAR

Pain & Pleasure
Desperate Measures ~MK Into the darkness of my soul where only demons dare to go he lies awake and waiting there telling me tales and stripping me bare his hand against my breast so light a feather there the heat and pain mixed into reality Desert skies, and wanton lust It never fails to break the just The night that comes with a sigh leaves with a gentle caress against my thigh Tonight the cries of lost and found swallowed whole by the demons bound Yes, Yes please No, No more. Grace and love are just pretty words No place for that your punishment's due Love and hate pain and pleasure Here they are the same in measure. 6/28/2007

Jokes
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: "Why so glum?" Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!" Satan: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" Guy: "Sure, I love to drink." Satan: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway." Guy: "Gee that sounds great!" Satan: "You a smoker?" Guy: "You better believe it!" Satan: "All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?" Guy: "Wow...that's awesome!" Satan: "I bet you like to gamble." Guy: "Why, yes, as

Moving
To most of you know I don't know how long I am able to stay in springfield someone on cherrytap no names mention. I am pregnant and I don't know who the father is it can be between this guy and another guy. I know it is this guys kid cause well I have been craving as much food as I can and I know that this it has to be. Cause of the conception date. I am probly going to be moving to denver and my not have acess to internet I will not be on cherrytap. I will be around whenever you see me sincerely amanda

What The Hell.
why do people think i automatically want sex whenever i talk to them on the internet? you get my screenname and bam! you're in. god i hate people. people are so goddamn cocky and some have no reason to be at all. but what kills me is people thinking that i'll "cam with them" or "swap pictures." that's why i think it's funny when people ask. and i think it's kinda desperate, too. you do whatcha gotta do, but damn - leave me out of it!

~stephen King~
King has never been comfortable with CUJO's pessimism-and particularly with the death of Tad Trenton in its closing pages. King has said that if he were to ever rewrite one of his published novels, it would be Cujo. But the pessimistic stance of the novel was -in King's words, "almost demanded": "You can't continue to write this kind of thing over and over again and finish up by saying, "Oh, yes, and the kid was all right. God took care of him again, folks. Go to bed. Go to sleep. Don't worry." Because they die, Kids get run over, they get knocked out of their cowboy boots. People pick them up and take them away forever. Crib death. Leukemia. It isn't a large percentage -most of them do fine. But it has to be put into the equation: the possibility that there is no God and nothing works for the best. I don't necessarily subscribe to that view, but I don't know what I do subscribe to. Why do I have to have a world view? I mean, when I wrote CUJO , I wasn't even old enough

New Name
I was just writing to let you know that I have created another account do to some unfortunate mishaps. If you would like to add me my new one is called Mystical Creatures. Thanks for your patience with me and I hope to hear from you all soon.

Iggy Pop
If we look at the 70's as the other side of what happened in the 60's Iggy Pop might give some clues. Like Dylan turned to christianity in '79 when things got too bad, Iggy has now turned back to his roots of the 1969 version of the Stooges. Was that a clever move? Maybe, but a little late. Actually it was much too late in 1986. If he had wanted to keep his credibility from the days of the Stooges he did one album too many in 1977. Like Dylan he upholds what he is running away from. It is a mirror support. While Bobby Brown is moronic and selfgloryfying, Fire Water Burn tells some thruth (from a dog to another). I know a girl born on the same day as Iggy Pop. She has his attitude and also has made the same choice that Iggy took in 1976. And since Iggy has reformed the Stooges it is time to look into the period between 1971 and 2003. The lost period. Is it possible for someone like Iggy to become mainstream? Actually I don't think so. But on the other hand, wit

~a Vampire's Lament~
A Vampire’s (Vampaneze’s) Laments “I am the walking dead heartbreaker, my apologies, I'm happy you'll never understand what It's like to be trapped under six feet of solid glass, I can see out, but no one gets in.” His eyes flickered open, the automated process now by which at ten o’clock he’d wake and get ready. His night was beginning. But tonight, he didn’t feel like going anywhere. He was sick to death of running – running from police, from his family and from his conscious. He wanted to face up to what he’d done. This night, he’d not be the one doing any killing. He slowly lifted himself from the ground and set off toward the city. It was late, but there’d still be some cars about. For only a few decades had he lived as a vampaneze, but already, he despised his purple skin and crimson lips. It was time to end it. With no one to guide him, no one to love, he didn’t feel his life was worth living. A few minutes later, he was stood by a long road, with the occasional car

Random, Very Random
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? No don’t think so 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed before the last? yep, just this morning! 3. Have you ever punched a tree? No don’t think so 4. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? In certain situations yes 5. Do you watch a lot of tv? sometimes 6. Have you tried ecstacy? never 7. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yes 8. Kill or Be killed? Definitely kill 9. Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? Unfortunately break someone elses heart, gotta look out for mine 10. Never sleep or never eat? Never sleep 11. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off? You know who you are. 12. Would you ever get a tattoo? Got 3, want lots more 13. Who was the last person you had a dream about? Some of my old classmates. That’s what happens when you look a

Some Stuff I Answered
1. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? Nope. 2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed before the last? Yes I do. 3. Have you ever punched a tree? No I don't think so. 4. Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? If I really go after it, I will. 5. Do you watch a lot of tv? Depends. 6. Have you tried ecstacy? Yep, didn't like it. 7. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Never needed to sneak out. 8. Kill or Be killed? Kill, unless my death saves someone more awesome than I. 9. Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken? Neither, but if I had to choose, probably have my heart broken because I hate hurting people. 10. Never sleep or never eat? Never sleep 11. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off? She knows who she is. 12. Would you ever get a tattoo? Loss count of how many I have already, and hell yes I'm getting more. 13. Who was the last person you had a dream about?

Jaded
You sit and point fingers at the life you have jaded when all along it was you who had raided a young soul and heart and mind. Never taking into consideration the future you were creating and the relationship you were taking--away-- with your lie and dollar consumed high. As you watched the bruises form and the young mind became cynical, it was all okay even today. Never taking any blame for watching your wallet get fat while the young soul fell flat. You are the only one to fail, left a young life to derail, spinning out of control. Now that it's twisted, take a long look at what you have created. With each crack of the leather to see the love and trust deflated. Was it worth it? An ache Rip me open and pour me out I want to scream and shout It was all in a dream I want to shout and scream It is what it seems Limitless....boundless....timeless Im waiting....anticipating Everyday in everyway For a glimpse of you...sad but true I already know you An ache...a lac

My Fight With Friends
i stayed at my friends house for a few days and i got bored at a birthday party of an old friend. not much to do really. there was a trampoline, big front yard, and lots of good food... i wanted to wrestle my friend on the trampoline and bonnie comes along and tells me to stop and i wanted to have fun. bonnie likes to ruin my fun obviously. my friend i was wrestling with was trevor and hes dating bonnie. bonnie is more of the controlling type and trevor just doesn't do anything really becides wrestle, talk about cops, guns, food, cars.... yada yada yada. bonnie spazed out and like there was no tomorrow. if you were a guy like me wouldn't you want to have fun or just sit and be bored all the time. i've had issues with bonnie and trevor before on the same subject. in a different situation. my friends like to blame me for everything that happens and not themselves. bonnie tells me i was embarrasing and too immature. like i said i was only trying to have fun. i wasn't trying to get hurt at

Very Important
Most people that know me realy well know that I love children very much I love them so much I have made my living working with them.So when i heard this story I am about to tell I have to wonder what would make a person would do to any child what was done to this baby. My sister-in-law asked me the other day if I had been on here and if I had seen anything about Kaleb Schwade I told her no I really had not been on myspace that much.She proceded to tell me this story. Kaleb he is a six month old baby.As far as what i have heard he was a normal healthy baby up until a few weeks ago.His grandmother and aunt went to pick him up from the home daycare that he was at and they noticed right away that there was something wrong with him they proceded to take him home.After trying to make him respond to anyone and failing,his mom then took him to the hospital where they found out that he had been shaken and smotherd.At this time he is in the picu at a hospital in Tampa Florida.Please keep

Beer
I haven't brewed anything since early last month but I am reaping the rewards of that batch. It's a nice, spicy rye pale ale, quite unlike anything I've had commercially. There aren't many rye beers produced in Vermont or across the country. This one definitely works. On another note, found a brewing school near me. While I can't afford it now, I am going to look into participating in it sometime in the future. Will keep updated when I make a new beer.

I Could Not Ask For More...
Lying here with you Listenin' to the rain Smilin just to see The smile upon your face These are the moments I thank god that I'm alive These are the moments I remember all my life I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more Looking in your eyes Seein' all I need Everything you are Is everything to me These are the moments I know heaven must exist These are the moments I know all I need is this I've found all I've waited for And I could not ask for more I could not ask for more Than this time together Could not ask for more Than this time with you And every prayer has been answered, Every dream I've had's come true I've found all I've waited for, And I could not ask for more.

Jokes
REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY!

Thank You America
Please take the time to thank those who defend your rights, freedoms, and liberty. They are not your enemies, they are the only reason today that we are still free. Free to visit CherryTap, Free to converse freely over the internet, the married, attached, single, or even those that just need friends to cheer them up. Never let someone who isn't on the frontlines, tell you or sway your support for these brave men & women. God Bless the United States of America My Home Sweet Home

Photo Of Bear And I
Hi everyone, For those who don't know, I am an Author and have writen a novel called For Love and Honor. I have decided to quit my job, and write more books. So this is where I need all of your help. To be able to quit working, I need everyone to buy a book. Otherwise, I have to keep working my 40 + hours and have no time to write. My next 2 book are a sci-fi novel and a book about Loss Prevention. The sci-fi hopefully will be turned into a movie. So if you have $16.95 please please find it in your heart to buy a wonderful romance novel called For Love and Honor. ISBN #1413793932. You can find it at Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Books A Million, and so on. If you have time, jump onto my website www.lisagailnaughton.com You'll love it! Thanks for your support. Lisagail

Sex Advice
Okay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol FROM YOURS TRULEY JUSTIN.......... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some

More Good Words From My Friend!
Well here we are,One day passes and then another,Then one week then two,Before we know it,Months and even years pass us by while were still here searching for the one that will make our lives whole once more.Tired of spending the minutes and hours alone,Falling asleep in our queen or king size beds with room to spare.Only the sound of children in the back ground,And not a whisper of a friend and lover in sight.No one to cuddle with on the couch,Or some one special to hold us tight at night.No one to comfort us after a hard and stressful day,But your bound and determined to make it any ways.Although we keep telling our-self's that were doing our best,But we keep wondering if this is just a test.We pour our heart and soul out in every thing we try,But there are many nights we lay in bed and cry.thinking and thinking of new things that we could try,But nothing seems to work so we sit and cry.Our hopes and dreams we look for in our future mate,So we keep trying and trying after each and ev

Sacrifice
sacrifice Gone today another way to cut me with your subtle knife burned away scarred to stay You left me as your sacrifice desperately hot need to breathe i can still taste you on my skin bleeding memories screaming in pain you never truly leave me alone rough hands hard body i want you more and more promises kept oaths taken you never lied to me truth hurts eyes cry doesn\'t take away the shame Peopaka 0710\07

Dirty Jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common

Donde Esta ...where Are You
i know you are out there in your own world maybe i know you tink , but are you thinking of me i know you have hard times and everyone knows that are you hideing from me or is it just the hole world that is so anoying to you i know how it feels to just want to be alone i find you sleeping and wish i could kiss you im outside waiting where are you

Evil Shit To Be Wary Of...
...new york. not the city, not the state. the person. yup, i know i'm not alone in this. the fact that this odious person posesses any celebrity status at all completely astounds me. she is a slack-eyed shit mouth. i hate looking at her almost as much as i hate hearing her speak. she is a complete waste of breath, yet for some reason, she has her own television show. but you know what? i could blame you, the AMERICAN PUBLIC, for making her famous and giving some network executive some slim excuse to pay her a paycheck...but i don't blame you. i blame flav. that's right. but if i were to continue the blame, i could carry it back even further and say it's all chuck d's fault for giving flav a job in public enemy. but i won't do that, chuck d probably told flava that he fucked up by bringing that ho onto his show in the first place. and i like public enemy, they fight the power. but flava, you must redeem yourself. new york is a blight on humanity. shit, she can't even

My New Lounge
Well, Hello to everyone!!! My name is Vanessa and my hubby name is Tim. I'm setting up this lounge for all the swingers out there that want to get together and get to know other swingers. If things are rocking, meet and enjoy one another. That is what swinging is all about. My husband and I love being in good company with others and wanted to have a place to go to meet other swingers in our area or around the world. Please cum ck this lounge out and enjoy the lifestyle. We wanted to be able to reach out to others and are hopeing you can do the same. This lounge is still new so bare with me on tring to get it all set up. Hope everyone enjoys this lounge and Happy Swingging..You can cum to my site and ck in my lounges for Clarksville Swingers Lounge, Hope to see you there!!

Is There Anyone Out There?
On the corner of main street Just tryin' to keep it in line You say you wanna move on and You say I'm falling behind Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? I never really gave up on Breakin' out of this two-star town I got the green light I got a little fight I'm gonna turn this thing around Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The good old days, the honest man; The restless heart, the Promised Land A subtle kiss that no one sees; A broken wrist and a big trapeze Oh well I don't mind, if you don't mind Cause I don't shine if you don't shine Before you go, can you read my mind? It's funny how you just break down Waitin' on some sign I pull up to the front of your driveway With magic soakin' my spine Can you read my mind? Can you read my mind? The teenage queen, the loaded gun; The drop dead dream, the Chosen One A southern drawl, a world unseen; A city wall and a trampoline Oh well I don't mind, if you don't mind Cause I don't

Pagan Prayer By Lcd's Demilord Lord Set
Oh mother goddess hear my prayer touch the hearts of the grieving for they need your comfort lay your never ending love around them so it will comfort their pain and help them remebr the good times so they dont fester on the lost so mote it be so blessed be

Ems Humor And Poetry
When the Lord made EMT's and Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one," And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? An EMT/Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes a health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle their uniform." "He has to be able to lift three times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental conditionat all times, running on no sleep, black coffee, and half eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands....no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes an

Just Read It...
She lay there in her bed trying to go to sleep. Thoughts of someone who was far away running through her mind when she felt the bed move. He had come to her. She knew what this meant. He wanted to be pleased. She lay there motionless praying to herself that he would not do it thinking she was asleep. She felt him touch her and her skin crawled for she knew there was no way out. She moved and shrugged off his touch and uttered "No". He dominated her and took what he had wanted. She laid there as if she were a doll. Never making a sound. Never flinching and hardly breathing. She had pushed him away to tell him no just as many times as the word had left her mouth. When that did not work she played dead thinking he would loose interest if she didn't respond to him. He overpowered her and began to take her body for his own. At first he was on top of her thrusting deep and hard into her. She felt him start to throb and thought "Dear God please make it be over." He stopped and pulled out of h

Bdsm Terms Found Here And Everywhere
BDSM Dictionary of Terms AB, Adult Babies := Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies. This can include the wearing of nappies, bottle feeding and changing (see also Age Play) Abuse := "physical maltreatment" and "improper or excessive use or treatment" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) "An abusive relationship is one in which substantial physical, mental, or emotional harm is inflicted, that is not temporary in nature, and is not clearly compensated for by positive and loving experiences over a long period of time." -- by louise, 1997 Age Play := Role Play involving an "age change". Ex. Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies, school boys/girls, … Algolagnia := Medical/psychological term for the love of pain. Colloquially known as "Masochism". Alternative Lifestyle := A sexuality that differs significantly from the 'norm' may make an alternative lifestyle necessary or desirable. A sexual orientation less common than the norm may stigmatize the individual pushing the person t

Friday The 13th Date
Well to start off, I knew this guy in Jr.High and Highschool always had a crush on him but we were friends. I did take him to a banquet my senior year just as friends. We went out last Friday and I was really tired cause I had just driven 5 hours to get to my cousins for the date. I tried to talk a lot but I was still distracted by my nervousness and shyness. I know I am not shy online but in person I really am. I think that if we had talked on the phone prior to our meeting at 16 years apart, the date would have gone better. Oh wellto end the saddrama story I got a pity hug and then he says keep the emails going.... So I sent him an email cause I knew I would not here from him the next day saying that I really did have a nice time and that I was sorry I was so quiet but that I had driven 5 hours and was super tired. I told him that I hoped he would still give me a second chance in the friend department. Oh well you learn I guess from your mistakes. He had my number for 2 months prior

New Hope?
-Happily Taken -Funny -A mother -IRISH -Confident -A Music lover -Strong -Not offended by being called "FAT" -A DRINKER -A PLUS SIZE/Fetish/Pinup Model -Naturally redheaded -Not a big fan of makeup -Silly -Different -Sexy -Covered with Freckles -I Dont give a FUCK what you think about me. The insert u see above was taken from a very special persons page...a person who whether she knows it or not has cleared a few things up for me...And theres no need for names casue she knows who she is, i dont need everyone to know her name, just a couple of things shes done for me. ALL of my past girlfriends, partners, lovers, whatever u call them, all had something in common that i recently realized. They all were almost complete opposites of me...and not opposite like opposites attract, but different...And i think that ive realized this now, ive come to terms as to why im not with any of them, except for one who im still waiting to hit in the face with an axe! But regard

Ukrainian
For those who are from the motherland of Ukraine or have Ukrainian in them. We're the shit for the following reasons: We can understand Russian, Polish, and Belarusian but they can rarely understand our language. We can drink more than your mom and dads combined and not have a hangover. The traditional dance Hopak has nothing on break dancing or aerobics. We have been culture shocked when visiting the countryside in Ukraine especially with the outdoor bathrooms. It is a known fact that Shevchenko is the shit!!! We'll get pissed off if u ignorantly assume that Ukraine is Russia... Our car has a "UA" bumper sticker. We're the bread basket of Europe ...recognize!!! Our mother's forbid us to sit on stone because of some old Victorian tale. We dont whistle in the house, sit on the corner of a table (if single), and spit over our left shoulder if we are jinxing ourselves. We can spot one of our own from a mile away. The insence from a kadylo at tserkva makes us naus

Shllie's Arena
Momma Today I saw a blue bird and thought of you Today I saw the sun shine and thought of you Today I heard a old song and thought of you Today I saw a picture and it was you You have been gone a year it is hard to believe You no longer walk with me or talk with me Today, tomorrow and forever I will remember you and love you Goodnight sweet momma Michele Lee McPherson Love from Above When life has been hard, i look up above, and when i am sad I look to your love. When things don't seem fair, I have you to turn to. Before i was bore you knew who i was and shone down on earth and sent me your love, though born we are dying, but dying we live to walk with the father at last we shall live. Michele Lee McPherson Copyright ©2007 Michele Lee McPherson

The Dominant's Creed
Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Dominant, he can cause his sub to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without ever stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Dominant will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his submissive's mind, body and soul, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his subm

Fire The Grid
Dear Friends,An important one-hour, global meditation will take place on Tuesday July 17, starting at 11:11am Greenwich Mean Time (4:11am PDT). See www.firethegrid.com for more details. July 17th is also the day of the second exact alignment of Pluto with the Galactic Center."Just as our body's meridians need care and support, so do the Earth grids. They need to be strengthened enormously and their light level must be increased now if the planet and humanity are going to make the evolutionary leap in consciousness, which is our highest potential. Just as we can increase the light of our own body¢s meridians through meditation, so too can we increase the light level of the Earth¢s meridians...The depletion of the Earth grid has led to humanity¢s extreme experience of separation from the cosmos. Restoring wholeness to the grids will be humanity¢s re-experiencing of its connectedness to the cosmos. It is through these grids that we know who we are...Please share this news with your friend

Easy
The easy parts over now, it?s time to cry The easiest part of all, was saying goodbye The easy parts over now, and you are gone Now comes the hardest part, living alone Time is the only friend that I have left here with me But can those healing hand of time erase your memory? The easy parts over now, we?ve come to the end The easy parts over now, and the hard part begins Time is the only friend that I have left here with me But can those healing hand of time erase your memory? The easy parts over now, we?ve come to the end The easy parts over now, and the hard part begins

This Is For The Girls
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT 6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES

Really Wondering
Ok well as I sit here at 120 am on a Tuesday morning in excrusiating pain recovering ( I should say trying to recover) from and illness that two trips to the E.R. still hasnt uncovered what is attacking my insides I am wondering. I just ventured yet again in to the world of love and romance and yet again got from this wonderous sick sydistic twisted fucked up world what I have gotten every trip before. A BROKEN HEART, a nagging question of was any of it true or just lies said while caught up in the moment, Was I being played and when my usefulness was up there was no reason to keep me around? Here is the thing, Most will say that they know what they are looking for from a relationship most woman will state that they are looking for the fairy tale love a man that will love them unconditionally that will be there for them and love and support them through life but, You get into a relationship with a person like this you follow a natural progression with this relationship never pushing or

Daddy It Hurts!!
Date: Jul 17, 2007 11:08 AM Subject: DADDY IT HURTS!!! Body: DADDY IT HURTS THiS iS A TRUE STORY AND iF YOU DONT PASS THiS ON YOU DONT HAVE A SOUL!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes

Golden Rule
GOLDEN RULE Succulent She-Devil, Sword Drawn in Her Masters Defense, Awaiting the Word to Strike a Lethal BLOW, Poised Like a Huntress Tiger, Arms and Legs Tensed. Ten Red Daggers Stained by Devotion, Baptized on Her Masters Back, Prowling on Her Hands and Knees toward Her Prey with Eyes Feral, Upon Her Masters Command She Attack. Leash Taunt between Masters Knuckles, Snapping to Attract Her Disobedient Gaze, Unchallenged Desire, Refusal to Blink, a Warriors Heart and Soul Ablaze.Hormonal Frenzy Held in Check, Teeth Gritted, Thoughts of Biting the Hand that Feeds, Hair Gripped, Head Snapped Back, as Master and Beast Both Snarl, Proving Who It Is Who Leads. Leash Shackled to Her Studded Collar, Her Arms Forced Behind Her, Leash Wrapped Around Her Wrists, Slack Cinched Tightly and Attached to the Lock Beside the Clip on Her Throat, Rage Clenching Her Fists. Master Stands Superior Eyes Narrowed in Disgust, Her Warrior Born Heritage Stripped Aw

Rox Thoughts
Very new to this site, I'm still learning things so forgive me for not talking to anyone just yet lol, I'm getting around to it I promise. It's crazy I think... I could do absolutely nothing all day and be so miserably tired JUST because it's raining. I just got my internet back up and running... after haven was born things went kinda crazy, trying to get some redecorating done -- still not done, im going to try to finish up painting the living room while mom has the baby, then if i finish in time --which i should, i have to go do some winter clothes shopping. i can't stand being cold. next week im off to see my aunt in kentucky, she wants to see the baby. By the time i get back it'd be just in time for haven's 4 month check up & shots... i hate shot time :( im tired. will post another time. rox Okay, lol just thought I'd get that out there lol. my friend from the nazy is coming back in from florida next month for 20 days and said he's gonna come see me :D w0o!!!!! i haven't see

Some About Erb's Palsy What I Was Born With
About Erb's Palsy Erb's Palsy also known as Brachial Plexus Paralysis is a condition which mainly due to birth trauma, can affect 1 or all of the 5 primary nerves that supply the movement and feeling to an arm. Each baby's injury is individual. The paralysis can be partial or complete; the damage to each nerve can range from bruising to tearing. Some babies recover on their own however some may require specialist intervention. Early Intervention is crucial in order to ascertain the full extent of damage caused. There are tests, which can be carried out that show which nerve/s are damaged. Treatment in the first year of life can have a significant impact on recovery. However, if there is no progress or you are worried, you might want to ask your doctor or paediatrician to refer your child to a specialist within the field of Erb's Palsy. Treatment Available: PHYSIOTHERAPY - OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY - HYDROTHERAPY - NERVE GRAFTS - TENDON/MUSCLE RELEASE What is the

Please Pray
a girl i know tried to take her life today, all because of the abuse she took from an ex, please pray for her.. she has children who need her and love her very much.. hope the loser who caused this is happy that he ruined her life.....

Allurfantasies
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. If Tomorrow Starts Without Me If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love.

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So it's Thursday night, I have to work tomorrow morning, and yet I'm not tired. I am bored out of my mind, sitting here listening to the new playlist I put on my page, enjoying the tunes but still bored, who's going to talk to me? Isn't there anyone around who wants to chat a little?

Someone
someone i know is leavin soon for virginia til april, just to avoid drama, and stress.. she won't say the reason for leaving, but it must be serious to go so far from home.. i wish she'd reconsider but shes made up her mind.

Rockin' In Memphis
There is more than one way to have greatlive entertainment. I am in a band and I love nothing more than to go play live or hear a live band jamm!! But mostly when I am there listening...I wanna be up on stage too. SO, knowing that about myself, I started hosting karaoke shows. I know how it is to wanna be a part of something as powerful as music.Unfortunately, we can't all be in a band. Well Karaoke is the next best thing! You have a band behind you...(the music) and you are the vocalist. Alot of people have had bad things to say about this activity, but, I love it! Always have. The best part about the whole thing though, is the people I have met through the shows I have hosted and sang at. The most down to earth, sweet people I have ever known. They have became life long friends. So all of you who know me, keep this in mind, you are family to me and I love you!

Fumail Tip
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. :) Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip.

Romance And Relationships
The flames of hell can burn you for eternity if sent to the flames often. I have been sent to the flames on many occasions. I have felt the burning sensation flow through my soul. I have been left with scars for all eternality. I have vowed vengeance on the very souls that had sent me to the flames of hell. I had made good on my vows. The burning had precipitated from my body, only leaving scars to my soul. My vengeance had been carefully planned. It had taken over a year to make good on my vows. The wait was well worth the time sacrificed. I was no longer the character "Piggy" in hell's greatest movie ever made, "The lord of The Flies". I was now, the character "Simon" from TLOTF. I had religiously, offered my body to hell's kitchen. I had seen the power of hell's soldier's, bestow their strength upon the weak. My vows to vengeance, had more strength than the soldier's could ever imagine. Hell's soldier's, had met their new General. My vengeance was not for them, my vengean

Contest
dont know exactly how to go about doing this but giving it a shot need you to follow the link and bomb with comment need 4000 and get your friends too you know all love will be return gladly http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=892176&albumid=469488&i=2362317715# so come on by and help a girl out

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Stuff
One of a number of sites, link at bottom. To book The Killers or to get information about booking The Killers for an event, wedding or meeting please submit this form: * denotes a required field Your Name: * Event Type: Day Phone: * Date of Event: Email Address: * Location of Event: Your Budget: * Funded by: The Killers Booking Agent Corporate Entertainment Questions or Comments: Now I would like to thing that this is a joke. In fact no I fucking wouldn't! I would be more inclined to believe that Brandon and co are selling their ridiculous brand of turgid shite to the highest bidder at all times. Is music that bereft of any sort of integrity? No of course it's not but it has to be said that there are a number of bands doing the circuit at the moment who just care about the money, the hype and the celebrity. Step up Keane, Coldplay and Snow Patrol. Not only is it the case that they are completely egomaniacal but also they are

Stuff In General...:d
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful long pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox" Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

My Love
from time to time when i get inspired i write or will post up a blog of my poems when i say i love you i mean that to the fullest and i know that no matter what i will always love you. i often question myself at times like do i love a person more than i love myself or do they even know how much love really grows inside of me when it comes to them. my love is unconditonal deeper than anything on this earth my love is what makes me grow each day just that love and that person or persons is whats right my love is the one thing that lets me know that that when i give piece of my heart to you that i want you around for as long as we both live for me to say i love you daily is a gift from god to you to let you know im there no matter what and thats as real as i can ever get i always think like when i say i love you do they know how powerful the sound of that coming from my voice is. does that person know not to play with those words and the many differant context of that

Smething Funny Mom Sent Me
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the st ains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product

To Surrender,,,,,
A submissive - 'submits through negotiations for a limited time period'. A slave - 'surrenders wholly and unconditionally'. The difference between the two may seem insignificant -but it is as vast as black and white. It is not the action, but the attitude of the heart. An example of this - remember when you were a young child; and had to clean your room? You 'could' stomp up the stairs; fussing and cussing because you are forced to do it; or you 'could' do it without resistance and wanting to please. (Even Masters had to make the beds at one time or another). Now; a submissive heart would do it because she is told; a slave's heart would do it because it needs to be done without being demanded or told. Another example of this is the manner of attitude one has around their Master. They have a slave's heart - seeing a need and doing it; wishing for a kiss or to be called to sit at their Master's feet, or to have any outward expression of the connection between one and their Ma

Hello To All
sorry bout that short but no message blog last night lol. if anyone wants to know anything bout me just ask. i enjoy doing all sorts of things. right now things are topsy turvey. but over all im a good guy.

The Perfect Man
> > A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He > > gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just > > like Frank." > > > > Passenger: "Who?" > > > > Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the > > time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like > > that to Frank Feldman every single time." > > > > Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." > > > > Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have > > won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like > > an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have > > heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." > > > > Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special. > > > > Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could > > remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to > > order and which fork to ea

Walking Down The Beach
Your touch leaves me yearning, for things out of reach. I Have dark thoughts entering my head, as I walk quietly down the beach. I think of your sweet kisses, and whats not meant to be. Maybe another lifetime, would have been for you and me. I'm sorry I made you uncomfortable, With the words I had to say. I just wanted you to know I love you, But time was slipping away. So I'm walking down the beach, with only you on my mind. Maybe as I dream tonite, Our lifetime I will find.

Jokes
i don't know if anyone has seen the new " dukes of hazzard " movie but 2 jokes made me piss myself laughing ..... #1 what do you call a farmer with sheep under each arm ? ...... a playboy lmao #2 what do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion ? ........ a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye roflmao why do divorces cost so much ? ............ cause their worth it lmao

So Why Is It?
Ok so rant of my day.. ok maybe more then one.. So why is it that a guy can say this and that to you, then go online and say the same damn thing to another girl? No I dont think this is ok. I dont see it as really cheating... but when he says no one talks to him and then find out that is kinda bs... um whatever. Like I said no I dont think this is ok. I dont just females. Nor do I trust a guy to "just talk" to any local chick. They always end up hanging out and when what was said is said there goes the fucking neighborhood. Anyway this is my rant for the day. Fuck online flirting!

Shooting At Me
Some little dip-shit tried shooting at me while they were trying to break into my nephews car! I heard the alarm warning sound and ran into the front yard with a sword, he he! Yelling and screaming when from behind some bushes a gunshot rang out! After about pissing my pants I ran into the house got my nephew and called the police. they were sceptacle about it after not finding a shell but took the report anyway! Damn, Little bastards!

Dreams
You and I were together In the dream I had last night It was a sweet and wonderful dream We were holding each other so tight. I touched your face with my hand A smile danced in your eyes It played at the corners of your mouth While you made the softest of sighs. Your hair was tossed lightly about By a warm and gentle breeze You glowed with a lovely radiance In the sunlight that shone through the trees. My hand slid down your neck Touched your shoulder then moved to your breast Which was soft and naked and lovely And the object of my gentle quest. I touched your silky skin With just my fingertips Felt your nipples grow and stiffen Then kissed them lightly with my lips. The feel of them under my tongue Sent a thrill to the depths of my being Just having you with me like that Made me want to shout and dance and sing! You took my hand and led me near The flower filled meadow by the lake It was all so incredibly wonderful I prayed that I might never w

Surrounded By Temptation
Surrounded by Temptation Surrounded by temptation, fear, and raw emotion Was there ever really true devotion? All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion Delusion brings misinterpretation of a vision Outrage, resentment evolves from within All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion Wounded with the pain of impeccable treachery Treachery initiating tears, trauma, so unrelenting Screams echo through the night bearing terror No where to run Surrounded by temptation, fear and raw emotion All that’s left now is just a ravenous wish A wish to relive times past -(c) J.Bendiksen

They Say
They say.....If you love someone....set them free...if they return they are yours to keep. I SAY... if you love someone....then hold them close and love them for all that they are worth because you will never find a love so pure or so honest. I love people for who they are to me Take care Ken xxxx

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i refuse to believe that guys are perfect . . . i also refuse to believe that there is one out there that wont hurt me a little bit . . . you wonder why i like single guys with kids? it because their kids are their life and they know what the hell im going through emotionally . . . and they generally are smarter than the dumb asses who just want sex . . . if you ever talk to me about having a baby with me knowing full well what ive just been with . . . then you better not be just fucking with me . . . because i will not take it very good . . . my daughter my not be here in my arms . . . but she sure as hell is the most important thing in my life . . . i love her more than life its self . . . and if she was to die i would die too . . . she is every thing to me . . . i wanted nothing more than to be the mom to a baby girl . . . my only problem so far is that i dont get to take care of her . . . Jessica is my life . . . and you know i love her . . . and you knew i wanted to

My Daily Horoscope
I'D LOVE FOR THIS TO BE TRUE...LOL!!!! Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 5,2007 You're feeling good, and looking even better! If you're single, this is the best time to get out there and meet new people. If you're with someone, they can't take their eyes off of you, so enjoy the attention.

Just Being Here....
I swear I think it's about time that a friend introduced me to this site! Now c'mon Myspace was like getting old and I think that the only thing that I loved about it was that I got to make my page keep in touch with family and blah blah blah blah! But I was looking at the skins and I found out that this site was here a long time already! I'm disappointed lol! Just finding out late! Wow! lol! Love, when we meet it, comes in many guises. But nevertheless when we do meet love, we come to a crossroads. It does not have to be a real crossroad with a stoplight , pedestrian lanes, and heavy traffic. It could be at an office, a park, a train station, a house. The landscape differs but the truths behind it remain the same. Love, though it may seem hard to think of at first, is a choice...to jump on that imaginary train, to enter the door, to hold a hand. We stand at our crossing carrying nothing more than our faith, our hopes, our trust, and that human capacity to selfles

Been Thinkin
I have been thinkin for over the past few weeks now...About closeing Fubar acct.......Saying my last day will be 8/10/2007....So If you want to say in touch you can find me on Yahoo under lil_miss_bytch74 Thank You Peanut

Ramblings Of A Crazy Woman...
It's almost been a year since I met my "Magic Man". I'm not ashamed to say that I have been with my fair share of men. I've had great sex and terrible sex. But sex with my Magic Man is indescibable. I only wish I had the words to explain how truly mind blowing our sessions are. I want him and only him. I'd give up all of my other men for him. But...unfortunately we can't seem to get our lives in sync. I think that under different circumstances we'd have something really great...dare I say perfect. I believe we could really make each other happy. His pros definately out weight his cons. We both just have one little thing standing in our way. We're broke! LOL I don't want to depend on a man (or anyone) and I don't want him to depend on me. I want us to be financially independant before we try to have a relationship. But I'd have him here with me in a second if I could take care of things on my own and he on his own. We pay or own bills and stuff like that. I'm dependant on the government

Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you

"horror"scopes
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..

If
Rudyard Kipling If If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerv

The Secret Is The Law Of Attraction
1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like, You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon)

Lessons
well you know how your told one day they grow up and move away and you think u can handle it well guess what u cant... i learned this the hard way when my oldest one moved away... i wish she would come home and be my baby again..... so for thoughs of u who have little ones keep them as long as you can cause they will grow up and break your heart and that was a hard lesson to learn..

Livin Life And Loving It
Well i am having so much fun just living life to the fullest. Yes i know you are probly saying how am i working to jobs and living life to the fullest well its easy. At both jobs i work with fun loving ppl. and so many cute guys lol like Carlos the photo Tec... the two job thing is working out good someday i will work at least 4 hours but that is if i just work at my part time job when i work both jobs its a twelve to an sixteen hour day.. Crazy but that’s ok. I’m banking it!! lol

My Thoughts.....
I have maybe three favorite songs but one sticks out... And when I hear it I think of one person?? Have you ever loved someone so much you given all for?? Well I have and when I look back at that I know it was worth it all. I don't regret any of it. And because of it I am a better person. Sometimes in life you have to have walk into the dark so you can walk into the light. And when you get a call saying they are gone it changes everything. But you have the memories of them in youre heart and every night you know they are looking down on you as you sleep. But somehow you know it is okay even though they are no longer walking this earth. You remember the last thing they said to you and the last thing you did with them. And your greatful. Well Next month is my birthday and I LOATHE my birthday with a passion. And the funny part nobody ever remembers it because of 9-11...So I stopped celebrating it when I was 21...And people have yet to figure out why?? Here is the reason why I am a Navy b

'bout Time...
So I had my Gastric bypass surgery on 8/28/07... I am out of the hospital and feel good. Now the fun part, as I start melting... literally. The doc says that because of my body type, I should loose 45 to 80 pounds over the next 60 days... If you want to see the GROSS Surgical PICS -- let me know. I'll share. Have a good one ya'll! MARK Introduction to ME... I weighed 482 pounds when I took that picture you've been rating... That is my before pic. I have been waiting for weightloss surgery (RYG Bypass) since March 17th! My insurance company finally approved me, I guess they are sick of paying all my doctor bills... Since my picture I have lost 70+ pounds without surgery. I won't post another pic here until after they cut me... Like I said to some of my friends here -- I am a work in progress. I will try to get some gross stuff -- NSFW stuff- Like during my surgery, just KUZ I'd like you all to know me from the inside, out! I am waiting for the surgical schedu

My Poem
you are my heart when you lefted i started to die you are what keeps me alive i tired to take my life its funny though even after i survived they say you get a second chance to change but life was still meaning less because my heart was gone i had broke into so many little pieces to sharp to put back togather and too small to matter yet days passed and everything moved forward i stayed still dont know which direction to go i guess i'll stay here alone

Great Chart
HANDY LITTLE CHART God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:1 6 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5- 6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says:

Water Or Coke?
Water or Coke? WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. 3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. 4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study. 5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. 8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. 9. If you have chronic headaches or migraines, suck down a 20oz bottle

Survey
Just wanted to start out the blog with a little survey. I've been thinking about putting some "pics" on here, but don't know if it is appropriate to post those kinds of pics. I know women post pics of themselves all the time, but do women want to see the same types of pics of men? Drop me a line and let me know and I will decide. Thanks for all the love. PEACE

Racism
My comments on the subject in the mumms 2007-08-12 22:04:25 #40 of 52 Arischer Prinz and 317718, When people make a distinction between races, even if it's "for breeding" it is racism. Ever heard of segregation (sp)?? come on people it's 2007, don't you think it's time to open your minds a little bit??? Racism is just plain wrong!!!! 2007-08-12 22:11:56 #45 of 52 You can call me dumb all you want, it wont change the fact that racism is wrong. "We do not hate, we just choose to keep our heritage strong." What kind of crap is that??? Don't you know that in your heritage somewhere along the way, many races came together??? What does it matter that the person be white, black, yellow with blue polka dot, people are people regardless of any of that, if you cant see past that it's you thats dumb!!!

Happy
So I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.

Betrayed
Betrayed Feeling betrayed, forgotten Contributed so much Only provoking pain upon myself Kindness…leads to betrayal most of the time When will I ever learn? Why can’t things be like they used to be? And yet I shed tears for you Even though you definitely don’t deserve them Just don’t want to feel alone Anger builds inside Was it all just fabrication? Trust only Fraud You have permanently disgraced all we were -© J.Bendiksen

She Didnt Deserve Me!
After six months of giving her a so many chances I finally let her go! I cooked healthy gourmet meals for her everyday. Cleaned her apartment and gave her pedicures and theraputic massages. I gave her the world! She lived like an Empress! Loaned her money and she puts a down payment on that damn freaken expensive sports car. Do I have the word sucker written on my forehead? She thought she could manage the car payment since I covered the rest. Now shes got her rent and insurance and the car payment and no money left over. My taxes is more than what she makes per year. Im soo gone and shes in trouble again! Calling me and asking for help! Nope Im not going to make the same mistake twice. All she had to do is was be nice to me and she failed miserably. Never has she appoligized for the way she treated me! I did everything for her and she thought she was on easy street! How hard is it to be a pleasant person when you live the dreams most people would die to have? Talk about Dumb! Its over

Funny Gross
REDBURN, VT—Next week, Thomas Holwell will be released from prison, having served a six-year sentence for disinterring and sexually assaulting 17 corpses. He will move back to Redburn—and the news is not sitting well with the town's substantial dead population. As a precautionary measure, the town morgue will fill the orifices of all John and Jane Does with concrete. "The people I've dealt with here seem really tense," said Henry Phelps, chief mortician at Redburn's Shady Grove Cemetery, the final resting place for many one-time residents of this sleepy New England community. "A lot of them were alive six years ago, when all that horrible stuff went on. I sense a nervous edge in them that goes way beyond rigor mortis." "Until now, when people died, they felt that their corpses would be safe because Holwell would always be behind bars," said John Cullums, owner of Cullums Family Funeral Home. "But they were wrong. Dead wrong." Shady Grove Cemetery officials have already hi

Presidential Candidate For 2008
**BULLETIN EXCERPT FROM A FRIEND** im running for president of the us in 2008 this is no joke im a write in vote william r james for president the party is the n.o.t.a. party (None Of The Above). my name is william r james and my running mate is howard l ritter. we are both from iowa **HE IS A REALLY GREAT GUY AND WOULD MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT. HE HAS SOME AWESOME IDEAS AND REALLY WANTS TO BE OUR LEADER. HIS LINK IS BELOW, STOP BY AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND WISH HIM WELL ON HIS JOURNEY. IOWA RESIDENTS CAN SHOW THEIR SUPPORT BY SENDING HAND WRITTEN LETTERS TO HIM: WILLIAM R JAMES 104 1ST AVENUE EAST NEWTON, IOWA 50208 ** im running for prez in 08 a N.O.T.A party(none of the above)@ fubar

~~and On The Lighter Side~~
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America! ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVERWONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the

Peaches
A Texas rancher was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the knock. He raised his basket to show her his peaches and asked her," Would you like to buy some peaches? "She pulled her negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this? "He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran down from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off and asked ..."Are they nice and pink like these?" The farmer said,"Yes," and another tear came from the other eye. Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked,"are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said ."Yes ," and broke down crying. The lady asked," Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes he replied."The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

Music Remakes...
I noticed a long time ago that robert smith of the cure and rick ocasik of the cars voices are similar....i just thought it would be interresting if robert smith redid magic by the cars....interresting thought...to me it is anyhow:)

Olivia My Niece And The Babes I Never Knew
Don’t let them say I wasn’t born, that something stopped my heart, I felt each tender squeeze you gave, I loved you from the start. Although my body you can’t hold, it doesn’t mean I’m gone, This world was worthy not of me, God chose that I move on, I know the pain that drowns your soul, what you are forced to face, You have my word, I’ll fill your arms, someday we will embrace. You’ll hear that it was “meant to be, God doesn’t make mistakes” But that won’t soften your worst blow or make your heart not ache. I’m watching over all you do, another child you’ll bear, Believe me when I say to you, that I am always there. There will come a time, I promise you, when you will hold my hand, Stroke my face and kiss my lips and then you’ll understand. Although I never breathed your air, or gazed into your eyes, That doesn’t mean I never “was”…An Angel Never Dies. hey well what can i say...am new here, very new and just trying to work it out..... Am f

Poetry
Surrounded By four cushioned walls. What is this place? Why am I here? There is so much Pressure on my chest, I can’t move my arms, All I can do is Sit here rocking, Back and forth Listening to the voices. Can you hear them? Or is it just me? They are telling me To kill, stab and Rip you open! But alas I am bound by this, This white jacket, And by the Four cushioned walls. And again I hear them, The voices shouting “kill it, rip it open Feel its warm blood Dripping, dripping Down your arm!” I want to obey the voices But my body is bound Wrapped around myself. Get this thing off And let me out, Let me quench my thirst ..To KILL.

My Daily Horoscope 8-18-07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For August 18,2007 Your mind is solidly on your job and career path right now, so you may as well focus all of your energy in that direction. You may surprise yourself (and others) with your intensity, but you're definitely going places!

Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Thy Carnivals Prayer: Our Father of Shangri-La Hallowed be thy name If the world turns over save me From thy fiery rain Keep me pure Keep me clean As the lotus grows I ask you for forgiveness Save me from the crows Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready. The Juggalo Pledge: I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!! WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo

Free Beer ! Click To Find Out...
I'm LEAVING Fubar in a little over a week..if you want to keep in touch with me, and haven't sent me an email yet, please do so at happybunny65@gmail.com. Sept 1 I will delete this account and no longer be on fubar, so if you miss out, you miss out! To those of you who have already sent me an email, Thank you! Those of you who I already have their emails, we'll keep in touch! Hugs to all, nice "knowing" you all! Take care, Retro

Lua
I know that it is freezing, but I think we have to walk I keep waving at the taxi's, they keep turning their lights off But Julie knows a party at some actors West side loft Supplies are endless in the evening, by the morning they'll be gone When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend I'll get a coffee and the paper, have my own conversations I see the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection The mask I polish in the evening, by the morning looks like shit And I know you have a heavy heart, I can feel it when we kiss So many men stronger then me have thrown their backs out, trying to lift it But me I'm not a gamble, you can count on me to split The love I sow you in the evening, by the morning won't exist You're looking skinny like a model with your eyes all painted black Just keep going to the bathroom, always say you'll be right back Well, it takes one to know and kid, I think you've got it bad But what's so easy in the evening, by the morning's

Are We Asking For Too Much?
If a someone wants you, nothing can keep them away. If they don't want you, nothing can make them stay. Stop making excuses for a other's and THEIR behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. SLOWER is better. Never live your life for someone else before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because they would not treating you as you deserve then HELL NO, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. DON'T SETTLE. If you feel like you're being strung along, then YOU PROBABLY ARE. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. Avoid ANYONE whO has got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women/men. If they didn't marry the other parent wh

Juggalo/juggalette Stuff
1.) Would you mind the face paint on your inner thighs/all over you? 2.) Would you give me some neden/would you give me that popsicle? 3.) What would you mix your faygo with? 4.) Would you love my scrubby ways? 5.) Would you lie to me or be brutally honest? . 6.) If I was sick what would you do to make me feel better? 7.) Would I be "THE ONLY ONE"? 8.) Would you go to the Gathering with me? 9.) Could you put up with my Bad Mental Health? 10.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 12.) Would you hang out with me AND my crew? 13.) If your homies tried to get with me what would you do? 14.) Would you ride on some haters with me? 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 17.) If I was watching wrestling/nascar, would you watch it with me? 18.) How fresh am I from 1-10? 19.) Would you wear my hatchetgear? 20.) Would you braid

She Ate My Heart Like Candy
She ate my heart like candy The only way to describe her was.. dangerous. Her smile held hidden hazards and her curves were downright treacherous. Her beauty was dark and cruel and mocked my insignificance. She had eyes that were cold yet inviting, that left me feeling defenseless. She was as deadly as a poisonous flower. Try as I might to fight her I was helplessly in her power. It was over for me once she knew my secret, the source if my sexual fire. At the core of my heart, is love it's what fuels my passion and my desire. She caught me; I was trapped like a fly in her web. She bound me with her endless lust and restrained me to the confines of her bed. The taste of my passion was good to her, it sustained and maintained her. She fed off my love until the outside world was nothing more than a memory and a blur. Just one look is all it took to make me her passionate slave. I'd be hers in this life and lust f

Not Yet
Not Yet.. There exists in my heart a greatness that has never been measured A place of untapped wonder and unimaginable treasure This piece of my heart is untouched and has not yet been seen It is a place built of fantasies that I’ve yet to dream. It holds a story of passionate love that has not yet been told about a longing inside of me that has not yet grown cold. Like a diamond that has not yet been pressed from the coal, I have not yet explored the depth of my soul. I have not yet dug deep enough to say I’ve truly delved and the hunger deep inside me has not yet been quelled. I know that one day A far off someday will come and my world will somehow change. I’ll finally meet her and somehow greet her and our hearts will rearrange. She is the dream and I am the dreamer. She holds the key to that deep secret place. She is the word in my soul that I can’t erase. In my core I’ll feel the stirring and give in to mother nature. There will be rebirth an

If All I Had To Love You With Was
If all I had to love you with was.. If all I had to love you with was.. My Mind I’d envelop you in warm thoughts and imagine us in a place far away from want or care, we’d be alone together with just the knowledge of our love, which is ours alone to share. My Words I would wrap my words around you and cover you in terms of endearment. I’d give you words to comfort you, words excite you, and words to praise you when you just needed to hear it. My Voice I would whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Tell you all of the things that you’ve wanted to hear. Speak of things that truly matter to me and of how my love for you grew. Reveal my true desires and longing to share them all with you. My Arms and Hands If my hands alone could love you, you’d continually feel my touch. In my tender caress, my loving strokes, and in my grasp you’d feel how much. My affection would become a tangible thing, my embrace a sign of loyalty. In my arms you feel so free and more important than

Wondering
My heart is pounding. Her burning yearning has sparked a flame within my veins that makes my blood boil. She has awakened in me a desire I have never known. My heart pumps molten fluid through me, ignited by the intensity of our love. Beneath the steady drumming in my chest I can hear her panting as she tries to catch her breath. What sexy sounds she makes, giggling and cooing like a lovebird, her playful passion drives me wild. Fused together by love and heat our bodies glisten with sweat, naked flesh is everywhere. I can’t tell, or care where I end and where she begins. My thoughts are shattered by soft kisses on my neck. All else but her has faded from my memory. My only awareness is of her, of her slick and silky calf sliding along my thigh and her wet sensual mouth as she presses her tongue and lips against my neck. The sensations of her warm wet body gyrating against me is all the motivation I need to keep this marathon of love going. For just a moment longer I co

How Do Your Kisses Rate?
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

Amazingly True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For August 23,2007 You need to limit your activities to a fairly narrow range today unless you want to risk exhausting yourself. Learn to say no and mean it -- otherwise, you may end up having to skip important dates!

Thunderstorm
YOU CAN LEAN MUCH FROM A SUDDEN THUNDERSTORM,YOU CAN DUCK UNDER THE EVES OF BUILDINGS,BUT YOU WILL STILL GET WET ON YOUR JOURNEY.HOWEVER IF YOU ACCEPT THAT YOU WILL GET WET,YOU WILL STILL GET THE SAME SOAKING ,BUT YOU WILL NOT BE PERTURBED BY IT (FROM THE HAGAKURE)

Secrets
Secrets… You’re one of a kind Nobody knows How special you are to me They all say there’s Plenty more fish in the sea But you’re the one for me The secret’s that we keep That no one else should hear Are about you and me

Stranger
I look in the mirror, and what do I see 2 crying eyes, it's no longer me The mirror reflects saddness, the image unclear Yet so are her thoughts, with confusion and fear She watches the tears stream, her eyes turning red Since shes only existing, shed rather be dead This face in the mirror is a stranger to me Her head losing hope, my heart far from free

Buzz Killer
So thur was having thursday night i went out for quarter draft night.... and well i was having a good time when i was dancing with this kid and i say kid because i found out he wasn't even 20 and drinking in my friends bar.... so i somehow got a hold of his wallet and he followed me to the owner and my friend chris... cause i wasn't going to have one of my friends get busted for having an under ager drinking in his astablishment.... the kid tried telling me he was chummy with the owners and well i learned who is more chummy with the owner that night when i saw the kids walking out the bar and i got a thank you from the owner... which i know i'll end up seeing the owner tonight to get smokes after he closes the bar since i'll be working.... I also offered to do this every third thursday but i probably wont drink because i had a hang over for 16 hours after i woke up yesturday.....

Rebeckah Revenge@ fubar Let's all help her cheer up!...J. §∂r∂@ fubar It is another Saturday night Loneliness...I can feel the tears begin to fall...with each lost droplet....my heart begins to drop...I know your out there waiting for alone too...Someday I hope to find you...Maybe someday soon....J.

Poem
One kiss be that of forever, Burning within the darkness. One kisses be that of never, When bound in the throws of madness. Desire one that is never seen, Heart still beats in time. Beauty seen in Imagination, Love is truly blind. Whispers endure the flow of the wind, Across the maddening pose. To cry within the hands of not knowing, Condemned to the petal of the ROSE.

I Am Thankful For
*FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. *FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. *FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. *FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYE D . *FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. *FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. *FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE *FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME . *FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.. *FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BEC

Come See
so we woke up this morning and went to sit on the couch together and wake up (morning ritual) and apparently i fell asleep while 'waking up' well any way i woke up 2 hours later to my 2 year old son putting an old tea cup in my face and the tea bag in ma ear. then he thought it would be fun to show me all the things he did while i was asleep.... marker murials on the wall, he cleaned the kitchen floor w/ all the diaper wipes we have in the house, and he took all the cigarrettes, lighters, & phones from around the house and put them on the computer table.... but he insisted on holding my hand and showing me everything that he did and pointing to it and saying "uh-oh!!!" it was cute and horrifying at the same time.... never falling asleep again.

6th. Hole Reveals No Sign Of Miner's
HUNTINGTON, Utah - The latest holed drilled into a collapsed mine where six men are trapped broke through an area too small for the men to survive, a lawyer for several of the men’s families said Saturday. “The only thing they told us is there is no void where the sixth hole is; there is no space,” attorney Colin King said after a meeting between the families and mine officials. King said the families were disappointed by the news. “They are distraught. They’re very frustrated for good reason,” he said. The Crandall Canyon Mine’s co-owner has said this hole, the sixth drilled more than 1,500 feet into the mountain, will be the last effort to find a sign of the men, who may not have survived the massive cave-in Aug. 6. Drill another hole? However, King said, mine officials did not rule out the possibility of drilling a seventh hole, but did not provide any specific plans or possible locations for another hole. “They left the possibility open that they were possibly co

My Wife
baby (DJ PINK FROST) i want to world to know this bout so i wrote u something My heart is urs for taking I cant give it back U stole it the day i met (jan 05) I never looked back Thought i was tripping When i felt these strong emotions For that first yr was hard to open em Now its like Walmart open 24/7 365 days a yr It scares me at times To know that u have the key to my heart and soul Being with u makes me feel completely whole I love u more than u will ever know And i want the whole world see and show That i have a rare woman that walks this earth That i would die for without a hesitation I love her like i love jesus himself I put her before me and no one else She is my queen and everything To lose her is like losing a child at birth She change my way of thinking and my life Because of that im in debt for life She is my first love i have experienced She is my first,only, & last i promise that I wanna grow old with her to my dying breath And have 2 m

Horoscopes
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio For August 29,2007 Something big and weird and kind of exciting is going on, and while you can't quite put your finger on exactly what the big deal is, you can tell it's going to be cool when all is revealed in the next few weeks.

Rough Sex Facts
Giving head...massages the jaw...while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouthwash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Mission

Mindless Rambling
You pull me close to you so i can wrap you in my arms, its your favarite place to be.....in my arms. you whisper softly with the sweetest voice to tell me that you love me with all your heart and that you would give the world to be with me and you look up into my eyes and slowly lean in for a kiss so sweet it could shake the very foundation heaven was built on........ thats when i woke from this dream a dream that was paradise in its finest.........as i open my eyes all i can hear is my own breath with you nowhere to be found and i suddenly feel so simple....moments ago i was a god, for a women such as you loved me, only i god could of felt so good. as i realize i was mistaken and played for a fool by my own mind i begin to cry out loud to my god, I scream to take this pain away from me, am i nothing to him.......does he not listen, if you shall not return my angel to me, shall you at least free me of the memories i have from a time of bliss and absolute effortless ha

Unwound
One night, drunken, falling into her, stumbling together - I remember feeling unwound inside her, as if finally let loose from primal need and into something greater; as though all moments circled that single mote of time; her skin, her hair, her eyes, lips, hands mixed with mine in the sticky summer air like the familiar sound of distant voices and laughter across the lake, the clink of bottles, a speedboat. We kissed. © All rights reserved

My Life 4
It is Friday and I am a little annoyed with Fubar lately. I have written two times to Fubar support for help with the amount of friends it says I have and the amount of pictures I have. Both emails have gone unanswered. I have 22 friends, only 22 and it says I have 250 friends. Why? Why would it say I have 250 when I have 22???? That is a huge difference. We are not talking a few, we are talking 228 difference! Another question I had for them was why it says I have 68 pictures when I only have 14 up?? Is there hidden pictures on my profile I don't know about? It is just crazy! I would like to know why they can't fix something like that. It just bugs me. There is a lot of things wrong with this site and it seems that they are not concerned about fixing them. They really need to take that "I'm Bored" thing away. All it does is have bored people rate your picture and about once a day, if not more, you get jerks that think it is funny to give your picture a rat

Bedknobs And Broomsticks
I think I’m addicted to FUBAR! That’s not a bad thing though is it? LOL It’s much funner than myspace - I mean - I can buy my friends drinks - how cool is that? Well tonight was my last “late” shift - I start back up Tuesday working 8-4:30 - God willing I’ll be able to get my ass out of bed to get there on time! LOL Had girl’s night out tonight - caught the comedy club at Bullfrog’s Live - not too bad, but I’ve seen much funnier guys there. Still was fun to see everyone and to celebrate Cheryl’s birthday - who the hell knows how old she is…LOL I love taking photos so if you have any requests, send me a message! I’m typing this in a Word document as we speak since my browser closes every 2 seconds or something and I figured cut and paste works just as good as anything else….LOL Found a good movie source to get bootlegged movies from - $1 and $2 for recently released flicks - just watched 1408 the other day and freaked myself out watching it alone - it wasn’t even that good ….LOL

Watery Breathless
I didn't want her address, just the insertion into watery breathless legs wrapped around me pushing pulling oh I didn't want her name just the unclothed bubbling over cauldrons of black magic humping heaving having no I didn't need her wanting only giving taking timing it so that our heads rocked backwards just at the same time and the water sloshed at our ankles to our knees and the flood was simultaneous - like a spider on a mirror or a lizard doing push-ups on a hot rock. I didn't want tomorrow just the forever of a fuck in the grave of last night and the caterwauling of the wind between our naked skins. © All rights reserved

Thundermazing
I don't normally write blogs and such.. but lately I have been finding myself thinking about this one girl all the time. She knows who she is :] It's weird though because i genuinely do like her, the only snag is that we've never actually met :| I've never felt this strongly about anyone before. Is what i'm feeling love? I know people out there will judge me on that, but I really think it is :] I'd meet her right this second if I could. :] I come to you all with yet another question. One that applies to the never-ending plethora of uneducated idiots... What is so hard about spelling a word properly? Is correct grammer really that much of a problem? It seems to me that these days people are just too lazy to even care. I mean, it's not as if it takes that much longer... it's probably longer typing in "slang" or in abbreviated text as you would have to think about how each word can be shortened without taking away it's meaning. I have a lot of time for people that make

At The Door
It started at the door (for these things always do). She looked into his eyes and saw a certain hunger - as she had seen in so many eyes before his. But this was somehow different - perhaps because it was a hunger she had longed to see. She took his hand, then, and silently led him inside, never leaving sight of those eyes. And she knew that her own dark eyes were drawing him in - he could not escape her, now, and would not ever want to. They walked into the kitchen - still no words had been exchanged. Suddenly he stopped and drew her close to him and paused (his face just inches from hers) before he kissed her hard. With one hand still in hers, he drew the other across her spine and held her head, just above the neck - and still they kissed as though there lives were merging there. Now all that could be heard was nearly silent rustling as they hastily undressed each other. He lowered her to the floor. Still no words had

My Life 5
I am sitting here wondering why people waste their time with being hateful? I am sure they are sad and insecure people but I am sure they could find something better to do with their time. I feel bad for them, really I do. I know that life can be difficult, it has for me at times. But look for the best in everything you do and see. Be positive and think positive. Be kind, say kind words to one another. If you smile at someone passing you by on the street, it might just make his or her day. You might make a huge difference in that person's world by just being kind to them for a few moments. Don't take life so seriously either. Laugh! Laughing is such a wonderful sound that every human makes. Read a joke, watch a funny show or find something that will make you laugh, it will make a difference in your life. I don't mean to preach, just a little tired of the hate that seems to be going around Fubar and it is just silly. Ciao~

Bouncing
I am fuzzed fuzzy buzzed buzzy blinking, baby, bouncing over under into love with you - tripping slipping slap happy hopeful fully flummoxed from the need to touch kiss hold strip kiss cuddle wrap my arms around you. I need your body breasts lips legs nipples neck ears against me with me for me in front in back below above because I'm dizzy daffy dazed in love with you. Come hither to my hunger, I'm hankering to hunker down and drown in your brown hair here now forever ever after. © All rights reserved

Life
thank you all for your prayers for my son. I am starting school september 19th for criminal Juatice CSI. Im still working as a security guard and taking care of all 4 kids on my own. YES still no man but one day maybe. I think i am holding up to the pressure of raising the four kids on my own and 3 of them special needs but i do break down but who wouldn't huh.. If i havent given you love on ur pics or profile let me know and if you just want some loving let me know. Take care ya'll and love you all. Peace from Biloxi, Mississippi my home. I will keep you up to date on the boys surgerys. love olina

Do Not Delete
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

Hands Discover Hands
On some fine day I'll find her arms around me, her lips against mine, and feel the pulse of us together. We'll talk about everything that matters as our hands discover hands, our legs discover legs. Yes, I want to touch her naked and complete - but it is the part of her that clothing cannot hide that means the most, that must be given, cannot be taken. And then all words, even these, will fade to silence, and all that will remain will be to follow the sun into new days. © All rights reserved

To The Haters!!!
I have been to Hell and came back unburnt. I've stayed sober for three years dispite all your non believing ass's. I went to college and got a degree. I paid my debt to my country and left the Army with a honorable discharge. I worked in shit hole jobs seven days a week for months on end. I put faith in undeserving people only to be let down over and over. I've put up with your selfish bullshit time and time again. I've been through more shit than you'll ever see on your television screans. I've been cheated on, lied to, and had my heart ripped into tiny shreds. But now it is time for The Bush to shake off his shallow exsistance and proove to the WORLD that he is no longer just that nice guy that will sit there and take being shit on over and over. I've never comformed to the way others wanted me to be and I NEVER will. If you don't like this then Fuck YOU!!!!! This IS the real me! I dare you to try and fucking break me!!!

Labor Day Weekend
wow what can I say. My wife and i have grown so close togather over the past 2 weeks, we are in the lifestyle and have been very active, We experienced our first MFM threesome this past Saturday and can I say it was a blast, then we came home and she made love to me. Sunday brought more fun as we loved on one another all day, leading to sending the kids outside and having a quikie on the dining room table, more loving until the night ending with a full body massage and more wonderful love. Cant wait to see what tonight holds in store

Little Joey Markentoff
Little Joey Markentoff liked to bite his fingers off, but when he had none left to bite he pined, and cried, and finally died. So if you're sixteen shades of blue and desperate for something new, just do go bite your fingers off like little Joey Markentoff.

Cadence
We are lining ledges and bridges. We are concocting poisons in our kitchens. We are turning our exhaust pipes inside out. We are shaking out all of our pills. We are hanging ropes and cords. We are bathing with our toasters. We are pinching razors at our wrists. We are sucking gun barrels. Sound off.

Inexorable
Farewell (to us) has substance, lives as the dull, unechoed sound of footsteps along a corridor leading inexorably away - but I cannot put aside the taste of your words to me, the sugared throat of this adieu. Will I remember? I am transfixed in you, in the moment of hands on my bare skin and the sticky "yes" drawn upon your neck by nervous lips on that last night. Do not stay from me too long. © All rights reserved

I Fall Silent
Afterwards, your head resting on my chest (as it rises, falls, rises), our skin moist and flushed, I think of times without you, before you - days and nights wondering if my days and nights would all be spent alone - and I look down the length of your back, across your smooth legs, feel your breath, listen to your voice as you declare your love for me. I remember your taste in the scent of us rising in vapors through the room. Anything I may say might break the spell. © All rights reserved

Inmate Doused With Gasoline, Set On Fire
Inmate doused with gasoline, set aflame Arkansas police probe how prisoner obtained gasoline, matches or lighter. GRADY, Ark. - A state prisoner was badly burned early Tuesday when another inmate threw gasoline on him and set him aflame. Robert Smith 42, was in his bunk in an open barracks when he was attacked around 4 a.m., Correction Department spokeswoman Dina Tyler said. “He popped out of his bunk and took off running,” Tyler said. “Other inmates caught him and began to extinguish the flames.” Tyler said that Smith was alert and talking after the attack, and that he was hospitalized for treatment of burns on his chest, arms and face. He told officials he didn’t see his attacker and didn’t know why he was targeted. The Correction Department and state police are investigating but did not immediately identify a suspect, Tyler said. “We will try to determine how gasoline got into the barracks and how (the attacker) got matches or a lighter,” Tyler said. Gasoline is

Packers Is The Name. Football Is The Game.
Lambardi would be so proud of these guys Tis the season to play some ball Tis the season to have a beer and cheer Make new friends far and near Rivals to the end but its all fun in here Green and Gold fans are diehard fans to the end Through thick and thin we still sell out all the tickets We love who we are because we know we are Green Bay No other colors smear the pride No other team will push us aside We are the roots of football We ARE the GREEN BAY PACKERS!

Just To Be
I want to be the shiny glass above the vanity where you look each morning - I want your eyes upon me. Or just to be the warm water washing over you; the brush through your hair; wind against your face. Whoever hears the sound of your voice first thing every day, the one who dabs your tears and helps you smile again - I want to be. © All rights reserved

One Little Flicker To Another
Let's burn as bright as gods Until wax washes over us, And our memories dissipate In the dark. Let's be tiny stars Exploding together, My light against yours Scorching tides in winter's ocean.

Pure Water
It took me over - the touch longed for feared felt deep inside me made me quiver quake control lost looking into those eyes blushing with the wet knowledge of you - dance like this tonight to the music made by lovers entangled in guiltless lovemaking. If I fill you now with me and make you rise to me then melt inside tonight tomorrow forever in a rush of us together we can know the moist static charge discharged like lightning (small sparks, magnetic) God, I want you here now around me tight and warm and trusting me to kiss you in places private - measuring and meting out love like drops of pure water falling from the sky. © All rights reserved

Perfect Mirrors
Last night your eyes were perfect mirrors of the deep blue sky - I looked into them as the wind lifted your dark hair from your flushed cheeks - and I could see God's inspiration for the stars. © All rights reserved

Air Too Still
Those days and nights without your voice I live in a dark place - a deep canyon where the air is too still and the river has dried - I am afraid. Memories of you echo in the emptiness of each lone moment and I long for just a whisper in my ear. I worry about the world without you - how will flowers open up when you have gone away?

Hmmm...
Hey everybody. Just in case anybody was interested, I am going to be deleting my account when I get home from work tonight. I love all my friends on here, but to be perfectly honest, this place just isnt fun anymore. Too many people on here lie and its just becoming a chore trying to differentiate between the people who are actually worth my time and who just say whatever they can to get what they want. Is it really necessary to be something you're not? Oh well. Guess we will never know. If anybody is interested in still talking, you can hit me up on yahoo, my id is sugarshock83. To all those who were true friends, I love you all. If you don't fit in to that category, well I love you too, I just hope you can find you true self and be at peace with it. Shannon xoxo Sadist Black hair Red lips Pale skin These help me hide my tear soaked eyes Pierced skin Tattooed body Dark clothes These help me hide the scars on my knees Spank me Pull my hair Tie me up This helps me f

Do You Think You Know Me
So You Think You Know Me... prove it. 01. My first name: (2 Points) 02. My last name: (4 Points) 03. Am i in love...if so with who: (4 Points) 04. Where did we meet (1 Point) 05. Take a stab at my middle name: (6 Points) 06. Where do I work: (1 Point) 07. What am I afraid of: (3 Point) 08. Do I smoke : (2 Points) 09. Do I drink: (3 Point) 10. Do you think I'm a virgin: (3 Point) 11. Do I have any siblings: (1 Point) 12. How many: (2 Points) 13. What's one of my favorite things to do: (2 Points) 14. How many piercings do I have: (1 Point) 15. How many tattoos do I have: (4 Points) 16. What's my favorite type of music: (3 Point) 17. Am I shy or outgoing: (4 Points) 18. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (3 Point) 19. Whats my favorite color: (2 Points) 20. Name something I hate: (3 Point) 21. Name a talent I have: (4 Points) 22. Wh

Friends
What is the deal with people on my freind list they ask fpor piont so they can level up but do they give any back...hell,no. On ask for pionts by leaving her comments on her pic s she would like to level up before she has her baby, a good request i lest 40 comments. She left me ZERO. so NO more for her. If you a want help I will help you but I do want points as well. I bought a blast for one so called freind do you thing she rated any of my pics...HELL NO. So please dont send me chain emails or request for my hek=lp if you are going to do the same.

For Fubar Newbies
I am a little intimidated that everyone has cool pages and everyone seem to know how the whole site operates. 99% of the people I have encountered have been friendly. I had one mean hater whose comment was really intended for someone I know.She freaked me out.It was a little bit my fault, I have visited her page a few times. I guess she got pissed off. I know the story behind her issues. I hope she gets over it, because the other parties have moved on and it really was not a big deal.IT WAS JUST A GAME!!!! I just want to be friends with everyone, maybe not with her.

Apprehend
I begin to apprehend strange and wonderful thoughts of you, of finding you afloat in bubbly water, arms outstretched, reaching for me, finding, pulling me closer. I almost taste your lips inside my mouth, your tongue, and cool feel of air between us rushing away as I tumble in next to you. I can nearly feel you strip away my shirt strip away my jeans - just you and I and silky water sliding between us and away as we begin. How can we let this imagining go to waste? Wait for me, my love, I'm nearly there. © All rights reserved

12 Signs Yer In Love With Someone
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN; You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They are all you think about. FIVE; You realize you're always smiling when you are looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't even notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ********* ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** **

Getting Blocked
I guess this happens to everyone at some point or another, but I expected it to happen for a legitimate reason. I was blocked last night. Not that this person was a close close friend or anything...just someone I had been talking to and trying to be a friend. I understand that you have to be careful on the internet but the paranoia of some people amazes me. To the one who blocked me...I wish you the best

L.a. Requiem
I remember baby whores in pig-tails and school-girl skirts like a chorus line for assholes who couldn't score in High School - BMWs cruising by slowly - and gold-fillings flashing in the last bit of LA sun as it twinkled out (pretty as a picture) below the Hollywood Hills. Kids in loose-fitting clothes jockeyed to sell me yellow crack or dime bags of herb - I wasn't buying anymore - just another tourist cruising the real back end of the city of light. There was profit in being young and just a year or two away from the long arm of the law. Twenty, twenty-one year-old bosses hid in the shadows to see how baby brother or little sister was going to make out tonight on the street. I remember a kaleidoscope of brown and black and white-skinned humanity on Olveira Street - Cinco de Mayo - variegated paper pinatas held up on the end of a long pole, kids too poor to beg scrambling for hard candies when the broom handle connected and split the donkey's ass. A l

Long Hair Falling
I long for your long hair falling into my face as you pin me down and laugh and plant delicious kisses on my lips and eyes and neck. I want to feel the softness of your breath as you whisper to me, tell me things you can't believe you are actually saying - I want to see the blush rising to your cheeks and finally hold you close (so close that we become, for just a moment, one being). © All rights reserved

Sex!!!!!
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). (incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong) 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "

This Is The Type Of Girl That I Am
......I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms.. I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl you can tell your secrets to and they will still stay secrets... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even

New
We will not find new songs by humming old melodies; cannot learn new scents from last year's garden; may not remember last night's dream - so let us sleep again, intertwined, to create new things. But first, the taste of you to whet my senses - I long for this. © All rights reserved

Too Much
When I hold you, hear you breathing, whispering to me - I see the color of tomorrow, dazzling, dancing, drowning me in too much happiness for this heart to hold. When I hold you, I must hold my breath. © All rights reserved

Grow Up!!
You know....when people ask for advice in here (using Mumms), they want ADVICE. They don't want to be hated on, they don't want to be judged. Neither one of those terms are in the meaning of the word ADVICE. This is why I normally don't post mumms in here, because you get a lot of people that joke around with them and make fun of situations that are sometimes serious ones, at least they're serious to the people that post them. Show some fuckin respect, and give advice!! Don't hurt people's feelings by joking around and bringing that person down on what they're asking for. GROW UP!!

Circled
Her gentle curve slope shape gives way to an aureole, big round and nipple hard and brown like candy now between my lips then teeth circled by my wet hungry tongue - I feel her firm firmer now in my hand supple warm yes just enough to cup gently squeeze gently now pressed against my chest as she above me leans to kiss to moan to scream into my ear her sweet release. © All rights reserved

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU!

The Mooncalf Project: Lights Out
After the cymbal crash, the stage lights go off. The Indian music comes back on. Again we hear chanting. There are wet, slimy noises played at maximum volume. There is a shriek that has never come from an Earthly mouth. We hear a woman making calming, motherly sounds. A spotlight hits a figure in the middle of the darkness. The figure is wearing a teddy bear suit and holding an oversized key. Bludgeony silently approaches the figure from behind, his war club raised. The clown puts one finger to his lips and winks and smiles at us. We are in on the act. As the war club goes down, the spotlight goes out. There is another cymbal crash.

The Years
I won't forget the scent of her - it decorates my memory, makes the moments real again. I need the melancholy that I feel with thoughts of who she was to me (and I to her). I won't forget the sound of her, the feel of her, the taste of her - my god, the years have passed, but she is still in me, still the proof to me that I deserve goodness in my life. One Autumn day, we made love under trees near a quiet, moss-covered waterfall and I heard her (hear her still) telling me in sighs and impassioned sounds that I was (am) the first, the best, the only... If this is all I'll ever have, at least I had it all. © All rights reserved

Red
I am nervous, need to touch the moist air around you - want to find a place no man has loved and kiss forever the virgin skin. What color is my longing for you if not red, like the last of the dying sun as we sit, shoulder to shoulder, watching the darkness hurry in around us? I am nervous, for the moment cannot last long enough and you will someday wonder who I was and where I went. © All rights reserved

Unplugged
Hey all: Im finally unplugged ..finishing out my move ill be away for awhile..so if you dont see me here or dont hear from me dont take it personally..ill be back mid october ...ill probably have to use the internet cafe but it will do for now...HSR...

36 Things
OU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A.yes 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. to be a doctor 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A.invisablity 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. a wett pussy prolly or a shot of crown 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A.corn /raw carrots 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. what to expect when ur expecting ..lol 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A.im a fish ..lol 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A.yes 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. i smoke 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A

Love
At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a second look at what's facing you. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks.I love you, If you love me send a reply back.

Life
Every day we go through trials and it's human nature to not forget. However, it's up to us not to judge one another for who they are today with what we've done in the past- For the past is what we have learned from to become what we are today!! Everyone makes mistakes and holding these things over someones head does not make "everything all better". It's like putting someone down to try to make yourself feel better. In the end all you do is invite negative energy into your heart and soul and make it dark. Enjoy the days you have with the positive energy by surrounding yourself in it. Life is too short! Enjoy it while you still have it!

Vehicle Identification Number
VEHICLE IDENTIFICATION NUMBER YOUR CAR'S VIN NUMBER?WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? >Seems that car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or? >truck without any effort at all. The car thieves peer through >the?windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label >on? the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate >key?based on the VIN #. > >My friend didn't believe this e-mail, so she called Chrysler-Dodge >and?pretended she had lost her keys. They told her to just bring in the >VIN?#, and they would cut her one on the spot, and she could order >the?keyless device if she wanted. > >The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the?VIN#, >and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He?doesn't >have to break in, do any damage to the vehicle, or draw?attention to >himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert?the key and off he >goes to a local Chop Shop with

My Lyrics
Both songs are written for Amber. Love, drugs and the endless road Somewhere between dreaming and nightmares, He’s always reminded he loves her, Cheap hotels and broken bottles, Nothing matters when she comes closer. He touches her skin as she dreams again. Kicking the dust at the carnival in town, Holding her hand at their favourite freak show, Candyfloss and twisted sounds, Her eyes full of his heart as she eats another tab of rainbow. Love is hard and love is pain, they wouldn’t have it any other way. She sleeps in the car as they drive too far, To a place where the world lives by their rule. He touches her skin as she dreams again. He touches her skin as she dreams again. Virgins sing their song in the river, blue and cool, They lay on the ground and count the stars, The tale of two as one, while the night carries them away. The music filling the silent sky, Her hands twist in the air, She smiles at him on every moment of their drive, Don’t

I Don't Know.....
I want to cry, but I don't. I'm hurting deep side, but the pain outside it worse. What should I do? I want to leave Fubar, but I have friends here and everything. I'm confused. The pain has got me. The pain is taking over my life. I need a hand or a shoulder to lean on right now. Please god, help me. Help me get through this pain I have right now. I need to be strong for myself. I need to be strong for people I love and care for. How could I when I'm down. I'm always down, it seems. Why? I wished I knew. All I can say is, I don't want to hurt inside or outside anymore. I just don't.

I Feel For You (song Lyrics)
I believe when you say that you're hurting it means I should say something back to you. But I don't think I can make any difference with the words that you're wanting unless they're true. And I believed that I had the power to heal. There were times when time stood totally still And I would swear that the moment between us was real - Now I don't know what you expect me to feel - I feel for you... I know you watch me at night as I stare in the darkness for something gone - And it's true that I'm haunted by you and the ways that you're just not her. I never thought I would end up this way. I always thought a dog should have his day. If I believed in God I believe I would pray - But we both sit here with nothing to say - I feel for you... Two people frightened of the daylight aching for the strength to see in the dark and all I have are the words that I scream in the stillness - I feel for you... © All rights reserved

When Thing Seem So Bleak
when things seem so dim and bleak, slow going goes your week redness enters your cheek, while happiness is what you seek here is a peek, you are all beautiful in your own way, friends which i hope will be here to stay, beauty in side and out, dont sit there and pout, find the happiness you desire, your heart become fire, get lost is what you say to the lier, but i will always be here as a friend, all you ladies are beautiful and true, dont let someone make you feel blue, because they are the ones that dont have a clue, of that special person inside each of you, im happy we have met, with me happiness is what you will get, so smile and feel right, you are all a wonderful sight, true friends are hard to find, you are all in my mind, so smile and be free, this is what you will see, no one can bother you if you dont feel blue, to your self be true, one foot in front of the other, if you are a mother, happiness is a true gift, would give you such a lift, friends

A Soft Summers Breeze
love is like a soft summers breeze, softly blowing through the leaves on a tree, leaving you and coming to me, with style and grace, you make my heart race, sending my soul to a special place, tender and true, that is definitely you, you opened my eyes to see, i hope you dont flee, when i get down on one knee, would you would marry me, two hearts that intertwine, like a fine wine, knowing you will be mine, everything will be fine, to have and to hold, to love you is what to be told, to the end of time, you as my wife, would fullfill my life, to know you are there, to hear me call you dear, our lives to share, you are for me now you must see, the love i can give, for as long as we both shall live... Copyright ©2007 Robert Allen Yunker

A Womans True Beauty
a womans true beauty is like a blossuming rose, as days go by its the beauty that grows, the peddles open and it shows, inner beauty that is wonderful to behold, grab your heart and dont let go, cause you will feel it from your head to your toe, like a wave passing through, its i who figured out the clue, to know you is a treat you true, the eyes are the windows to your soul, compared to your beauty i am the troll, i shall climb the mountains to gain your trust, even if i fall and get crushed, you are worth the feat, for you are the one i wish to meet, to me that would be the biggest treat, you are truely one of a kind, one day i wish you i would find, but here i sit, i must admit, probably looking like a twit, or even a dim-witt, will someone open thier heart for me to peek, but please dont think of me as a geek, for what i seek, you are so true and kind, so i know one day i will find, the one who would make me complete, with out having to compete, for i a

Child Abuse
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He fin

Ugh!
I dont understand why people decide its okay to go and inform others of personal stuff to begin with. If they were suppose to know they would of told everyone what was going on in the first place!! I have a family member who is going through a lot of HELL...This person would do anything at anytime for anyone!!! no questions asked. This person has NEVER turned his back on anyone in the family. Some call him an asshole for speaking his mind or being so blunt but then again those same people are right there to ask for a "favor". Well, this person like I said is dealing with the type of hell most of us would freakin crack from...I know I sure the hell would of by now and I can mention about 5 of my family members (and they know who they are!!!) that took it upon theirself to go and blab their mouth about his problems to just about anyone freakin person that would lend an ear! Everyone has turned their back on this person..you would think his family would be there for him...family..that is

Fubar Bouncer
IS THERE A REASON FOR THE BOUNCER OTHER THEN TO ANNOY THE PISS OUT OF US,COME ON NOW ITS REALLY GETTING OLD THE WHOLE THING. BOUNCERS ARE SUPPOSE TO BOUNCE SOME ONE WHO CAUSES ISSUES FOR OTHERS??? RIGHT? WELL WTF SO WHAT IF I COMMENT ON SOME ONE A FEW TIMES WITH THE SAME COMMENT OR ON A FEW PEOPLE WITH THE SAME COMMENT IT SAVES TIME AND I DONT HEAR MY FRIENDS BITCHING "WAAAAA WAAAA WAAAAA YOU PUT THE SAME COMMENT ON JANE DOES AS YOU DID ON MY AND HEY LOOK AND TOM DICK AND HARRYS TO LIFESUN FAIR, I WANNA BE THE ONLY ON ON UR LIST WITH THAT COMMENT!." I'M NOT CAUSEING FIGHTS SO fffffffFUCK BEING BOUNCED I'M OUT FOR A WHILE I WILL F******* GO BACK TO MY SPACE bITCH ATLEAST I CAN COMMENT MY PALS WITH OUT HASLE AND ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SIGHT IS MORE A PANE IN MY ASS THEN U LEAD ON babyj GLAD YOU CAN SUCKER ALL THSE PEOPLE INTO PAYING SOR STUPID SHIT BUT IT ANIT WORTH MY TIME THIS IS MY LAST DAY AFTER I TAKE MY PICKS OFF I'M DELETING ask PONY FOR MY ADDY I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO

Please Be The 1
So make me laugh and help me get through, I used to cry and no one knew, Help me out and treat me right, Its been a while since I've smiled so bright, Show me that not all guys lie, And please be the one that keeps my tears dry!!!

R.i.p. Jay
And If I go while your still here Know that I still live on Vibrating to a different measure Behind a thin veil you cannot see through You will not see me So you must have faith I wait the time when we can soar together again Both aware of each other Until then, live your life to the fullest, And when you need me Just whisper my name in your heart .... And I will be there

Odd Facts About Me.
Odd Facts about ME DO YOU SNORE?: No, but I laugh in my sleep. LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: Both. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Losing my eyesight or limbs. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: Yes! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's mostly stupid. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Yes. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: Yes? HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: It's great, but I don't mind a decent relationship either. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Black. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Every time. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: Yes. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: Secret? Um... I can pick a lock? WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: A hidden island, or those hot springs in iceland. HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: Hell yes. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: Hell yes. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Sure, but it won't change anything. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I just bite them... CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: Don't care to try. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE

I Wonder....
....what it takes for someone to realize there is a problem before the problem gets too big to have any chance of solving it. Perhaps people feel better when they can pretend nothing is wrong or just think it will go away and that it will fix itself?

Women And Military Men
Not Sure Who Wrote It... This is for the women that are waking up at 6 a.m. every morning, laying out clothes and packing lunches for those small precious children that they have been left alone to care for. This is for the pregnant military wife wondering if her husband will make it home in time to watch their miracle happen. This is for the childless military wife, living in a town or on a camp alone where she is a complete stranger to her surroundings. This is for the women that feel like a spare part when they go out with their friends and their husbands. This is for the military wife that canceled all her plans to wait by the phone, and even though the phone broke up and cut off every time you spoke to him you waited anyway. This is to recognize the woman that felt like she was dying inside when he said he had to go, but smiled for him anyway. This is for those of you that are faithfully in that long line at the post office once a month, handling 2 larg

Farewell, Best Wishes!
I have realized I don't have very much time for this. I rarely have anyone talk to me anyway, however if you to wish stay in touch just leave your e-mail address and I'll get it before I delete this space. Thanks and have a great life, and best wishes. C.J

I Don't Know
Well I have this friend who is dating her friends ex boyfriend. I have no idea what to tell her. I've never been in that situation. What would you all do? I mean the one friend says that he makes her happier than she's ever been and the one who isn't with him says she needs to break up with him because a friend shouldn't date a friend ex. I need people's input. Just leave me a comment

Im A Lebra What Are You
LIBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Horny -- Loud -- Great in bed and i mean great -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo r

~my Endless Love For Y/you B/both~
A true F/friend is more than S/someone W/who wipes Y/your tears when Y/you are sad. T/they are more than the P/person Y/you call when S/someone makes Y/you incredibly mad. A true F/friend does not have to be a P/person Y/you spend time with every weekend, Or even S/someone W/who lives Just around the bend. A true F/friend can be a P/person with W/whom Y/you shared a single moment, But Y/you felt like it was just for Y/you T/they were sent. Friendship does not always have to Build up over years It, like love, sometimes Just appears. Thank Y/you myMaster & mylil' lei sis for being there for me through out this whole trial, thanks for not giving up on me, and having the same shared dream/goal. i love Y/you B/both very much! tallyssinae[R] 2007

Paul Harvey Prayer
Paul Harvey and Prayer Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a foo tball game in Jerusalem

So I Decided To Edit My Profile
I decided I was going to update and edit my profile today, should have left the damn thing alone. I somehow deleted the code for my guestbook, which meant I lost each and every one of the entries on it. GRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! So I went to make another and the city I chose to put on there kept changing right back to feckin San Francisco, CA. That's not where I'm from, why the hell isn't it accepting the location I was entering? And as stubborn as I am, I kept trying to no avail, it didn't like the city I was entering so I tried another. Finally!!!!! So, now that I have another up, would ya'll be kind and put yourself in my guestbook yet again? Pretty please? Thanks bunches.

Been Away Alot.......
SORRY TO BE AWAY SO MUCH BUT MY HUSBANDS PRIMARY PROGRESSIVE M.S. IS FLARING ITS UGLY HEAD AND KEEPING ME PRETTY BUSY THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS. JUST THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU ALL KNOW AND THAT I MISS YA ALL!!! MISSING YOU!!! ~CUMMIEBEAR~ AKA TINA

Dear ?
Dear Al , I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me ___. You should _______. Someday I will _____. You + me = ______. We should __________. If I saw you now I'd _______. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. If I could I'd give you ___________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" ON YOUR BLOG AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this should be lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day. Or you could just make them laugh really hard....

Having A Garage Sale
We are having a garage sale everyday until we can sell everything so we can pay our bills. So if you don't see us online don't worry; we are okay but just busy with the garage sale. Karen & Tabie

The Human Condition
The Human Condition Pain is life , Life is pain, Love is filled with joy, Joy is born in Love, Love is in life, Life is filled with love, Joy and pain are two sides of the same coin, Pain caused from a Loved one is worse of all, Love born from pain shared is the strongest of all, Pain, Life, Love, and Joy are the human condition. Mordechai

Th3 Day Nd A Lif3 Of Dani Phantom
i give up. i been stressed like crazii...this is what's been happening to me and i shouldn't allow it to happen: it started because my ex and me broke up the first time, and i cheated witta female, and we let it ride, then i broke up with him, and we got back together, and then he was listening to outsiders saiing i was doing dirt. he saw numbers and i was denying it wen really i was befriending people, and tryna get advice on what i should do about me and him..then we broke up and he got wit my ex best friend of 13 years, and 2 months i left him alone, and went ahead and did me, then thats when i met my fubar husband.. then he came back. and we became friends, then one day he dropped the bomb on me. we had a mutual agreement that aint no us again, and still we were cool, then his ex called me gassin my head up and i flipped, then he admited that he was confused, and i was back to why. why the fuck you still confused? why you still gonna deal wit her after thats what broke us up?

9 Words Women Use
Nine words women use... 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer bac k to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before dec

To All The Men On My List
If we woke up naked together, using only 3 words what would you say? Tell me in a private message and then repost it titled "To all the men on my list" or "To all the ladies on my list" See how many crazy answers you get! (Put Your Answers In the Comments,Don't be Shy, Have Fun!!!!!)

Funny!!
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS-SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER." SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY." The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad

Deleteing Profile Soon
hey peeps!! just wanted to let everyone know that i was going to be deleting this profile soon. i have had alot of fun the last few months talking to and meeting all of you guys and girls out there. there are some really great people out there. i just wanted to get some email addresses from anyone that would still like to stay in contact with me, if not, oh well, maybe i'll catch up with ya somewhere else. have fun and have a drink for me. thank you, drive thru.

Why Don't You Stay
I've been sitting here staring at the clock on the wall And I've been laying here praying, praying she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be crying And I'll be begging you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waiting With my Heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dying What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me? Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of being lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay You keep telling me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like being used and I'm tired of waiting It's too much pain to have to bare To love a man you have to share Why don't you stay I'm down on my

The Fu-death Of Slirpa Or Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!
So I see my friend Slirpa has left Fubar cause the nazi's that run this site want to dictate which people,i.e. their friends, can say and do what they want on here how sad that our society has devolved into one that bows down to pressure from people who act immature, insult people for their opinions, who can't stand the heat when confronted and just want to act like asses. I pitty this country when these folks become the norm. We loved you SLIRPA and you will be sorely missed. as they used to say in my day "FIGHT THE POWER BABY" FU-EEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Dr. Cbrown Strange World
I just watched planet terror, the last Robert Rodriguez movie, and I loved it. This is my kind of film. Lot's of shooting, blood splashing everywhere, sexy chicks (rose mcgowan looks so crazy hot) and fucked up ideas like having a machine gun as a leg. The dirty grindhouse look is also very good, fits perfectly in the concept. If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to do so!

Thanks
thanks friends/family/fanz for re rateing/faning/addid me again lol i think i mess stuff too much thats why i had to re do my page and make it way better this time. p.s you can add me to family if you know me well enough lol .take it easy be safe be tru players

Gimme A Count On This
so me and hubby got into a discussion today so men dont make me look bad ,,,,,,,,, here is the question how many men would be ok with watchign ur wife have sex with another woman and how many of u would be ok with letting her have sex with another man also

Poems Of Obsurity
Beauty swept thine eyes,to the grassy knoll,upon cold hands did quiver,her perfume,my soul did shiver Angelesque ,in the deep reaches of Midian,her cumber embrace hypnotize the fool of heart Desire gave wait, to the heavens gate,with lust in her eyes and blood crying from fingertips,she gazes The Witching Hour has come and thy will is done,as darkness has covered the walls and ghosts float down halls,be careful when closing your world Who will wipe the tears that give me energy to Love with each tear spilled,you have been thrilled what has become of me, for nothing I have left to give but my loyalty to see another sunset Leave room for the heart that beats your name with the tears of the lonely at heart,and for the memories of once had but never again A bodiless face in the mirror of truth, Her thoughts gander with Rosemary kisses,They fall to their knees A simple stare,a girl with Raven hair can make the hottest sun flare with envy She drinks from the cup of life,Her struggle

Memories
I knew this day would come when I would stop and sit down and start thinking of my Mom. I was chatting with my cousin and all of a sudden I am bawling like a baby wanting my Mom. Since we moved I have been too busy to think about her but chatting with my cousin....I stopped to think. My cousin is going through a divorce now and we were reminising about her wedding day and the things my Mom did. My Mom directed her wedding. I miss my Mom so much these days and wonder what life would be like if she was still alive. My family does not get together anymore when at once we were a family who got together at least once a month. I have not talked to my brother in over 6 months...whose fault? Mainly his, cause when I call I get the machine. I talk to my sister sometimes and my Dad when I can catch him. My aunts and uncles is another story, another blog. I can see my Mom in my decorating. Not so much colors but with flowers outside. My Mom loved flowers! I have this hideous pict

When God Made The Military Wife
The Military Wife! The good Lord was creating a model for military wives and was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared. She said, "Lord, you seem to be having a lot of trouble with this one. What´s the matter with the standard model?" The Lord replied, "Have you seen the specs on this order? She has to be completely independent, posses the qualities of both father and mother, be a perfect hostess to four or forty with an hour´s notice, run on black coffee, handle every emergency imaginable without a manual, be able to carry on cheerfully, ever if she´s pregnant and has the flu, and she must be willing to move 10 times in 17 years. And oh, yes, she must have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head. "Six pairs of hands? No way!" The Lord continued, "Don´t worry, we shall make other military wives to help her. And we will give her an unusually strong heart so it can swell with pride in her husband´s achievements, sustain the pain of separations, beat soundly w

Think On These Thing
Keep it [your soul] then in patience, in love, in gentleness, in kindness . . . For these are indeed the fruits of the spirit . . . And remember, a kindness sometimes consists in denying as well as granting those activities in associations with thy fellow man. Edgar Cayce Reading 5322-1 MySpace Comments Everything you see happening is the consequence of that which you are. Dr. David Hawkins MySpace Comments Best friends... it happens. > When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best > friend, and then I started to become a woman. > > And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God > would show you the best in many friends. > > One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. > Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your > mom. > Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your > children and their activities. >

Maggy
Bring back the days of a carefree life with play an’ laughter, no worry or strife. Let me swing so high in the old apple tree like monkeys in a jungle screaming with glee. I want to chase chickens back into their pen, an’ ride the young heifers ‘cross our land again. Run in the sunshine, play in the field, hide in the sweet corn, eat apples—unpeeled. Rope-swing into haylofts, ride horses on roads, wade ponds by the dozens searching out toads. Play baseball in pastures— dry cow pies for bases, tie legs together in gunny-sack races. Have friends cross the meadow an’ just down the way, more joy than imagined packed into a day. Summers so hot, my skin will burn red, be a tired little kid when shooed off to bed. Swim the ditch with water snakes galore— Oh, just to catch a slithery once more. Discover new bugs, an’ catch honey bees, punch holes in a jar lid so they can breath free. Try to smoke straw out backa the barn, si

Feeling For My Man
AS I SIT HERE IN THE LIVINGROOM AND I THINK OF MY LIFE AND HOW IT IS GOING AND WHERE. MY LOVE IS IN ANOTHER STATE THAN ME. I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE? NO MANY I BET, BUT I WILL TELL YOU IT IS OUT THERE....WE MET ONLINE AND FELL IN LOVE BY FIRST SITE. WE ARE COMPLETELY OPPISITES. AS THE SONG BY JANET JACKSON " OPPISITES ATTRACK " THAT IS HOW WE ARE. BUT HE IS SO SWEET AND CARING. VERY THOUGHTFULL. WE HAVE TALKED ONLINE THE LAST THREE DAYS FOR LIKE 6 OR 7 HOURS A NIGHT. WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING FOR ME AND MY PAST TO HIM. THATS WHEN I KNEW I LOVED THIS MAN. HE DONT CARE WHAT OR HOW I HAVE BEEN WITH IN MY PAST AS LONG AS I AM HAPPY WITH HIM AND IM THE SAME WAY WITH HIM. IF THERE IS A DESTINY OUT THERE I NEED YOU TO VISIT ME SO I CAN BE WITH MY LOVE, IF NOT WHY IS THERE A SUCH THING AS LOVE.

Great Sex Advice
Dear Advice Chick, *I am an African American female about 220 lbs. My issue is my husband likes for me to be on top and ride. I never have liked to do it, but I want to please him. I don't have the stamina. I want to please him in all aspects. This is the only one area that we, or I should say I, have a problem with. He has brought it up a few times since we have been together. We have been together 9 years, married for 3. Any suggestions? Advice Chick replies, Put a high-back chair at the foot of the bed. Have your man slide his body down towards the foot of the bed. Mount him backwards (your back facing him). Grab onto the chair. Using the chair for leverage, go up 2,3,4. Down 2,3,4. Up 2,3,4. Down 2,3,4. Make sure you’re clenching Ms. Na Na in unison with your up and down movements. Lose yourself as you buck that pony and watch your man go wild! You’ll be tired, but not as tired as you would be without the chair for support. Also, practice makes perfect. When I first st

Nsfw Phooey
Some childish,immature,stuck-up,snooty,snobbish,prudish person reported this pic as NSFW in my albums, Hogwash it has the 2 most beautiful things in this world the female body and the American flag. What a moran. I have had people send me blogs,bulletins and Mumms about these people who do this but its the first time I have expierenced this personally and find it offensive that Fubar would allow this to happen. if I went around and marked every pic that most people some people would consider NSFW no one would have any Pics. DEATH TO THE OPRESSORS!!! Grow up and get a life, this is as bad as people who leave stupid comments in peoples Mumms and think they are witty!! Here is the pic in question you decide for yourselves if this is NSFW.

~rape-murder~
~Gimme Shelter~Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Ooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very street today Burns like a red coal carpet Mad bull lost your way War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away Rape, murder! It's just a shot away It's just a shot away The floods is threat'ning My very life today Gimme, gimme shelter Or I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away It's just a shot away I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away It'

Influanced
What a skeletal wreck of man this is Translucent flesh and feeble bones The kind of temple where the whores and villians Try to tempt the holistic tomes Running rapid with free thought to free form In the free and clear Where the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat To sift and focus on the bigger, better, now We all have a little sin than needs venting Virtues for the rending And laws and systems And stems ariff from the branches of office Do you know what your post entails? Do you serve a purpose? Or purposely serve? Lying down inside of your adavistic galore The value of a Summer spent And a Winter earned For the rest of us there is always Sunday. The day of the week that reeks of rest But all we do is catch out breaths So we can wade naked into the bloody pool And place our hand on the big black book. To watch the knives zig-zag between our aching fingers. A vacation is a count-down T-minus your life and counting Time t

Uss West Virginia Bb48
On Sunday, December 7, 1941, West Virginia lay moored outboard of Tennessee (BB-43) at berth F-6 with 40 feet of water beneath her keel. Shortly before 0800, Japanese planes, flying from a six-carrier task force, commenced their well-planned attack on the Fleet at Pearl Harbor. West Virginia took five 18-inch aircraft torpedoes in her port side and two bomb hits those bombs being 15-inch armor-piercing shells fitted with fins. The first bomb penetrated the superstructure deck, wrecking the port casemates and causing that deck to collapse to the level of the galley deck below. Four casemates and the galley caught fire immediately, with the subsequent detonation of the ready-service projectiles stowed in the casemates. The second bomb hit further aft, wrecking one Vought OS2U Kingfisher floatplane atop the "high" catapult on Turret III and pitching the second one on her top on the main deck below. The projectile penetrated the 4-inch turret roof, wrecking one gun in the turret itself

I Apparently Am Emotionally Unavailable
My girlfriend and I have been fighting all weekend because I am emotionally closed off and won't let her or her daughter in. I've been trying but it's not easy. I've spent most of my life being a loner. That makes it very hard to let others in. But, as of late she sees me getting worse. I didn't even realize I was pulling away from her and wasn't doing it intentionally, but it may be too late. Her patience with me is gone.I think I may have fucked up the best relationship I've ever had because I just can't seem to let people get close enough. And it hurts like hell surprisingly. Maybe I can save it, but I gotta start working at it or I am gonna lose her. The hardest part about it is getting control of my pride long enough to realize she loves me and is just trying to be a part of my life. Oh, well, at least I am alive and in good health right?

~the Sea~
To stand at the edge of the sea, to sense the ebb and flow of the tides, to feel the breath of a mist moving over a great salt marsh, to watch the flight of shore birds that have swept up and down the surf lines of the continents for untold thousands of years, to see the running of the old eels and the young shad to the sea, is to have knowledge of things that are as nearly eternal as any earthly life can be. - Rachel Carson As a rock on the seashore he standeth firm, and the dashing of the waves disturbeth him not. He raiseth his head like a tower on a hill, and the arrows of fortune drop at his feet. In the instant of danger, the courage of his heart sustaineth him; and the steadiness of his mind beareth him out. - Akhenaton (King of Egypt 14th Century B.C.)

Independent Bomber
I created this page for all BOMBING FAMILIES If you would like your family page added just send me the link and message you want displayed. I am here to have fun and Bombing is fun to me but I choose to be independent. I LOVE ALL!

Dernerosiphys
pretty much what the title infers, i'm skipping Political Science, mostly because all you have to do is read and you never even have to attend the class, I have been but I was a rebel today : ). So I just made this thing yesterday...well this morning at 1 am. Does that make me a loser? I hope not, can't meet new people and make friends that way. I am thinking out loud right now, I find that makes interesting writing, just typing every single thing that comes into your head like smeckledorf. see now you have no idea what that means and neither do I for that matter but I said it and it interested you, specially if your still reading this crap. I hate college traffic, it sucks my balls, and not in a nice way, in a oh I don't know what I am doing let me just try this " oh my god my balls are gone!!!!!" kind of way. Oh yeah, I typed that. Believe it. Back to traffic, sitting in a friggin parking deck for like an hour sucks. I told someone I would going to cut out their neck and eat their b

Thank You
How can I ever tell you how good it feels to share your love...to be a part of your life? You've given me so many happy moments that I wouldn't trade for anything...so many reasons to be proud of you & grateful for your love. Sometimes I may be pretty moody & hard to understand...but somehow you seem to know me better than I ever thought anyone could. And it's great to know that I can always count on you. Thank you for being the kind & caring person you are...but most of all, thank you for loving me.

The Darker Side Of Your Name
K: would sleep with a dead body Y: plays in graveyards L: has killed a pet goldfish E: loves pain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A: likes to have your hair pulled B: is a stalker C: suicidal D: moons people in passing cars E: loves pain F: would put comet in enemy's mint ice cream G: likes to spank your lover H: obsessive I: likes to bite J: steals panties (this one is mainly for you..*smiles*) K: would sleep with a dead body L: has killed a pet goldfish M: into bondage N: keeps old boyfriends/girlfriends in the freezer O: plays with a oujia board P: cold hearted Q: like to pick up strangers on the side of the road R: wants to kill someone S: likes to be held down during sex T: likes to see people bleed U: sleeps with anyone V: gave cat/dog to local chinese resturante W: depressed X: likes to be choked Y: plays in graveyards Z: hates everyone Reply To Poster | Repos

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The Biker
The Biker I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate o

Hmmm... Just Thinking
why do men always think that because i'm pierced and tatted up that somehow that makes me a whore? not only that but that even though they themselves are gawd awful ugly that i am somehow desperate enough to want THEM??? Why do women feel the need to talk like babies to men? What the hell? Just talk.. no one likes that whiney cry baby shit! Why do ppl always think that just because you rate them that entitles them to try to get you to have cyber sex with them? and whet exactly is that?? and what could be gained from cyber sex?? where is the fun in that? what is the problem with just being cool with someone and NOT wanting sex? Just because i say your cute, sexy, or whatever doesn't mean i want to marry you!! get over yourself. Why do men say they love my smile when they really are checkin out my tits? why can't ppl be honest? Why is everyone ugly on here like captioning their pics saying.. "this is me..HOT!" like trying to validate themselves... if you think your hot then god bless you

Uss Nevada Bb36
USS Nevada BB-36 (1916-1948) USS Nevada, first of a class of two 27,500-ton battleships, was built at Quincy, Massachusetts. She was commissioned in March 1916 and operated in the western Atlantic and the Caribbean until mid-1918, when she went to the British Isles for World War I service. Following that conflict, Nevada was active in the Atlantic, Caribbean and Pacific. Cruises to Brazil in 1922 and to Australia in 1925 punctuated a decade of regular fleet exercises and drills. Nevada was modernized in 1927-30, exchanging her "basket" masts for tripods. The update work also included the installation of a new superstructure, relocation of her five-inch secondary battery, new anti-aircraft guns and significant improvements to her firepower and protection. She then returned to duty with the U.S. Battle Fleet, mainly operating in the Pacific over the next eleven years. The only battleship able to get underway during the 7 December 1941 Pearl Harbor Raid, Nevada was the object of

What Is Wrong With Me?
...am I just smelly??? Is it my massive schnoz?? Or ass? Seems that whatever I do I attract men who like to bullshit and lie. Im not a "hater" but man my experiences lately in just meeting men and/ or dating seem show the latter.. Even male friends...they bullshit and its crazy because ahead of time Im honest..upfront and well...blunt. I usually tell any man I meet "I'd rather be your friend and hear the honest truth then date your or just remain your friend and be lied to" . ( Some of you know this is true ha!) Which brings me as a woman to start thinking..what the fuck is wrong with me? Do I attract only the liars? the weirdies? the ones who live with mama and cant hold a job? Just tired of the bullshit and want some normalcy i nmy life..if it takes being a single old lady in the nursing home when Im 80 I suppose then I will accept it. FYI this isnt intended to any one guy friend on here just overall any man Ive met in the past.

Friend Requests
im sending out friend requests to those who were on my list.fubar deleted both of my accounts,gd fucking jewbar.those of you who send new friend request of me im rejecting it because i dont know you.

The Code Of Men
1. Thou shall not rent the movie 'Chocolate' 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLSHIT'. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for anot

Movie Reviews
"The Reaping" I thought this movie was a great pictation of a modern version of the pleags! It was thrilling, full of twists and had a great unexpected ending! If you haven't seen it! You should! SuperCher

Prayer To The Iron Gods
Hear me God of Iron, for these words ring true, Help me become a God like you. Give me the will to lift through the pain, so my body may grow through the strength that I gain. Guide my arms to be strong and true, to fuel the intensity each day through. Give me the power in these callused hands, to stand proud amongst my peers throughout this land. I'll give my soul on the altar of desire, if you'll help the weight reach higher and higher. I can live with the stares and the mumbling crowd, just for the chance to make you proud. I pray each day on the iron bar throne, Grinding out each rep with a massive groan. Watch over my bros from the sport's fame; protect them O' God while they're in the game. And when the day has come and gone, rebuild my body so I may go on. Iron God hear me; make me hard as granite, so I may become the biggest motherfucker on the planet.

Nervous Pastor
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spooky. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*! t out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and wa

Stranger
"I believe the saddest thing in life, is caring so much for someone and then one day you look into their eyes and listen to them talk and realize that they are gone. All you see in front of you is a stranger with just a known name."

The Truth
I've been thinking The way people do 'Bout the things that matter To me and you I've decided To do what I can And to find the kind of man I really am I can see the world from here And it sometimes makes me Want to disappear Back to nature That's where we belong And with just one truth I've found You can't go wrong Wherever you go Whatever you do Whatever you say Say, say, say Say it with love. I remember A long time ago When I heard those guitars That I worship so I was captured I wanted to stay And to hear that kind of music Everyday Heard the songs Around the world Saw the smiling faces On the boys and girls I was destined To play come what may And there's just one thing I knew I had to say Wherever you go Whatever you do Whatever you say Say, say, say Say it with love. Underneath A sea of doubt There's a million voices shouting Let me out, let me out When we go We never return 'Cos there's just one lesson That we got to learn Wher

My Poems
Playing with Fire They love the smell of gasoline. They love the smell of sulfur. They love to watch the fire, as it burns the object that they desire. They love to watch the firemen, as they try to put out the flames. They love to hang around to see what damage it will bring. They never stop to think before they start a fire, "What happens if someone does get hurt, or happens to expire." If you haven't already guessed, what kind of monster this person is, please continue reading and I'll tell you who it is. An arsonist is someone, who just doesn't give a damn!!!! Ok, im new at this, so im hoping im doing this right. If not, oh well. lol. I'll figure it out some how. This is one of my poems. This poem was written after i got hit by a car in a crosswalk back in Janurary. My poems are rhyming poems. Crosswalks People who walk, use crosswalks alot. But when people who drive, don't watch who's inside, a person can get hurt or even d

For My Lady
Moody Blues For My Lady lyrics My boat sails stormy seas Battles oceans filled with tears At last my port's in view Now that I've discovered you Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady As life goes drifting by Like a breeze she'll gently sigh And slowly bow her head Then you'll hear her softly cry. Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Words that you say when we're alone Though actions speak louder than words But all I can say is I love you so To drive away all my hurt Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Set sail before the sun Feel the warmth that's just begun Share each and every dream They belong to everyone. Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Moody Blues For My Lady lyrics

My Band'z Website..:)
::: it iz the http://www.violet.web.tr and still actually only in turkish language, but there R a lotz of other photoz of uz, check it out!:) ::: plus: if U click the 'sarkilar' part on the top of the site there, U can listen 2 some of our homerecordingz.. ::: and: if U like the samplez, U can download them 4 free , here: http://www.herkesdinlesin.com/violet there R the explainationz of the songz on the right, just click on each 'indir', what meanz just 'download' in turkish..:)) ::: ok, peace. ::: http://beste.halici.com.tr/2007/final/ it'z a contest, and my friend caner gültekin iz through out now in the final stage, vote if U like hiz part..

Christmas Approaches
CONTACT AT :WWW.MYSPACE.COMFLIPPER689 CHRISTMAS APPROACHES Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping HI MY NAME IS KRIS AS YOU ALL KNOW ME AND MY FIANCE HAVE STARTED A BUISNESS TOGETHER NOW GUYS ON MY PAGE THIS MAY SOUND GAY BUT IF YOU READ THE REST ILL BET YA YOUR ABOUT AS EXCITED AS A WOMAN WOULD BE IF SHE READ THIS. NOW MEN LETS START STRAIGHT OFF THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO SAY I LOVE YA I MESSED UP OR SUPRISE THEN WIT A PIECE OF JEWLERY SO ON MY PAGE AS WELL AS MY FIANCE JENNIFER HAS A LISTING OF ALL THE JEWLERY AND PRICES AND MEN MY WOMAN WORKS BIG DISCOUNTS FOR MEN... GET HER XMAS GIFT BDAY GIFT OR LATE ANIVERSARY GIFT FROM ME ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WILD.. NOW THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO BUY FROM ME ONE WOULD BE DROP A MESSAGE TO ME OR MY GF ON MYSPACE INQUIRING BOUT IT OR GOT DIRECTLY TO OUR SIT NAME MY LIA SOPHIA....ANOTHER AND MOST CONVIENENT WOULD BE TO ACTUALLY THROW A PARTY YOU CALL COUPLE FRIENDS HAVE ALOTTA FUN YOU ONLY PAY FOR FOOD WE BRING ENTIRE SHOW TO YOUR HOUSE FOR

All Work And No Play...
ive been single a year.ive met a couple of cool people,but no one real.not that ive been looking 'real hard',but i get lonely sometimes in between working full time and touring.somethings gotta give...or ill sell my 'pretty' parts on e-bay!lol'metal gets hot when you rub it'.

Scottsdale, Az
o.k. I live and work in scottsdale, AZ. There are a ton of cool places to have fun, but this weekend I ran into a hip spot a little more my style... I was in north Scottsdale, meeting some of my friends for girly drinks (appletini anyone). My friends and I stopped into this little lounge off Frank Lloyd Wright and Hayden called Muze lounge. The attmosphere was kind of hollywood shiek, which I think is what they are going for, and they have clothing for sale with hip catch phrases on them… the service was great, and the staff was very attentive. They also have two big projection screens on the walls with hd.. I think I’ll come back to catch a game sometime… If you haven’t heard of Muze Lounge, you should check it out, you will enjoy the experience. hey guys.... check out this new az job search site i discovered.... it's local, it's free, and it only takes a minute. one of my friends just started working there, so i'm trying to direct college kids or whatever to the site... www.

A Girls Guide To Geek Guys!
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys By Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat So, your crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox has finally died a whimpering death and you're wondering where to go from here. All the sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable high-school riot girls in baby doll dresses and an overdose of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. Which will it be, a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Into this void of potential mates comes a man you may not have considered before, a man of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all his own. In short, a geek. Why Geek Dudes Rule They are generally available. Other women will tend not to steal them. They can fix things. Your parents will love them. They're smart. Where The Geek Dude Lurks While they are often into alternative music, geek dudes tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you'll find them

Very Beautiful Story.......please Pass Along If You'd Like To........
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends.

...some Thoughts
Drug Problems? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse, and he asked me a rhetorical question, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?' I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and pick bales out of dad's fields

In A Contest
Superman is holding a Sexiest Cowgirl Contest I would love it if you could stop by, rate and comment on the below pic. Rate=10 points and Comments=1 so even if all you can do it rate that would be FABULOUS. I appreciate all those that have been helping me out. Much love, y'all.

A Wonderful Awful Idea
I'm looking for salutes! Give me a personal salute & I'll return the love by making you a pictured salute with yours truly. You can check the one out I did yesterday in the "Minions" folder. The Grinch

Losing A Relative..
My grandmother died when I was 19 yrs. old. I found her one moring in April 1996. To this day, I still dont like to talk about it, because it makes me sad. If only, I had gotten up earlier, maybe I could have saved her... My grandmother was someone I cuould talk to about anything and everything. She put everyone first befor herself. She had a massive heart attack. I still remember trying to give her CPR, I remember the purple toungu.. I remember the air coming out of her lungs. I remember the smell of death. I remember pushing the bathroom door open to get to her. I remember the ambulance. I went to the cemetary today, after having not gone for a year or so. It hurts to go there, to see her... It's like reliving it all over again. How does one get over the loss like that? I miss talking to her.. I miss the advice she would give me... Why did it have to happen like that?? I try to remember the good times..

The Navy Academy Hymn
The Navy Academy Hymn Eternal Father, Strong to save, Whose arm hath bound the restless wave, Who bid'st the mighty Ocean deep Its own appointed limits keep; O hear us when we cry to thee, for those in peril on the sea. O Christ! Whose voice the waters heard And hushed their raging at Thy word, Who walked'st on the foaming deep, and calm amidst its rage didst sleep; Oh hear us when we cry to Thee For those in peril on the sea! Most Holy spirit! Who didst brood Upon the chaos dark and rude, And bid its angry tumult cease, And give, for wild confusion, peace; Oh, hear us when we cry to Thee For those in peril on the sea! O Trinity of love and power! Our brethren shield in danger's hour; From rock and tempest, fire and foe, Protect them wheresoe'er they go; Thus evermore shall rise to Thee, Glad hymns of praise from land and sea.

Sea Fever
"Sea-Fever" by John Masefield (1878-1967) I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by, And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking, And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking. I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied; And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying, And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying. I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life, To the gull's way and the whale's way where the wind's like a whetted knife; And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick's over. (English Poet Laureate, 1930-1967.)

Halloween Superstitions
A burning a candle inside a jack-o-lantern on Halloween keeps evil spiritsand demons at bay. If a candle suddenly goes out by itself on Halloween, as though by breath or wind, it is believed that a ghosthas come to call. Always burn new candles on Halloween to ensure the best of luck. It is not a good idea to burn Halloween candles at any other time of the year. It may bring bad luck or strange things will happen to you, over which you will have no control. Gazing into a flame of a candle on Halloween night will enable you to peer into the future. Girls who carry a lamp to a spring of water on this night can see their future husband in the reflection. It is believed that if a person lights a new orange colored candle at midnight on Halloween and lets it burn until sunrise, he or she will be the recipient of good luck. If you hear footsteps trailing close behind you on Halloween night, do not to turn around to see who it is, for it may be Death himself!