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Freezer Foods: ICE CREAM If you can't tell the difference between your ice cubes and your ice cream, it's time to throw BOTH out. FROZEN FOODS Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife. In the Fridge: EGGS When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. DAIRY PRODUCTS Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yoghurt. Yoghurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway - if you can dig down and still find something non-green, bon appetite! MEAT If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, toss the meat. UNMARKED ITEMS You know it is well beyond prime when you're temp
heres is a link to the contest i am in. I am 25,000 comments behind and need all the help i can get the contest ends on the 1st. So please come comment the picture untill you cannt comment anymore. And thank you for all the help. heres the addy to the pics or lets see if this will work
Hello Everyone
Hey everyone! My name is Steph and I am in the US. I am married so everyone be nice lol! I will do my profile as soon as I figure this thing out so please be patient. Thank you! Steph
A Thank You Note
I cry when I hear Taps. I stand when I hear The Anthem. And I say “Thank you for serving.” whenever I meet one of you. Thank you for not running to Canada when you were drafted. Thank you for putting on the uniform And swearing to defend us against all enemies Both Foreign and domestic Thank you for volunteering For standing watch For ensuring that Americans have the right to protest their government. Thank you for learning to be violent, For enduring levels of hell that the common populace, Wouldn’t fathom if they could. Thank you for eating those lousy rations, For going where you were sent, For following orders you didn’t understand. Thank you for leaving your family behind, For existing on dreams and letters. Thank you for coming home again. Thank you for trying to blend in, Blend into a world that isn’t ready to remember you At least not more than one day a year. I can’t shake your hand enough, And it’s s
Oh That Is Just Sooo Cliché
Can you believe that? What's your sign? Can I buy you a drink? Everybody's doing it man. As if. . . Whatever. . . A watched pot never boils. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush If you kill two birds with one stone. Why, there's more than you can shake a stick at. You don't say. . . A stitch in time saves nine. Well I'll be. . . Haven't we met before? Was it in Paris? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? Take a long walk off a short pier. Walk west till your hat floats. Get lost Take a hike Drop dead Don't do me any favors. Trust me. I'm not that kind of girl. But will you respect me in the morning? Who loves ya baby? Alice, you're the greatest. He's dead Jim. To the Batcave Robin! All righty then. Hey dude Awesome man Groovy Like, totally tubular. Bitchin Hey buddy, spare a dime? Can I take your order? You want fries with that? But of course it's true. I'm on the spot here. Would I lie to you? Here's to you.
I don't know what to offer you. I'm a poet, So you know I'm not rich. Any good looks I have, Are merely a trick of the light. I don't know what to offer you. I'd be your champion in war, But my warring days are in my past. I'd be your genius, But when I look at you, I know that will never be. I can't even offer you witty conversation. You turn me into a fool. In your presence I'm soaring, Flying, Falling, Drooling, Giggling, Dying, I'll be your fool. And that's my final offer. August
I'm the host, if that's ok. I mean if it's not ok I. . . Well I guess I can't do anything about it, So I hope it's ok. Since I am the host, I'd like to read If that's ok If you don't mind, Are you sure? I want to read about. . . My body parts and. . . My sordid relationships, And my under-active hypothalamus gland. But I won't talk about sex! Is that ok? I'm the host. August
My Love
My love for you is like a chain saw, Rough-cutting the forest of my resolve. My love for you is like a train wreck, Determined to happen, horrible yet fascinating. My love for you is like a fable, The longer it goes, the more meaning I find. My love for you is like a gargoyle, Meant to frighten evil, but sometimes frightens all. My love for you is like a cave, Dark and dangerous, but exiting. My love for you is like a madness. (No explanation necessary.) My love for you is like a cancer, Eating away at me from the inside. My love for you is total, Just thought you'd like to know. August
My Best Time
Well, she wasn't eighteen She was closer to forty And she didn't have a body like a supermodel More like an aging housewife There were scars on her stomach And she was self conscious about them But I wasn't there to see her scars I was there to hear her laugh I was there to drink in her eyes I was there because every time she looked at me. . . Every time she touched me. . . Every time she called me love She made me believe That there was nowhere else on earth That she would rather be, Than in my company right then And I was nervous It wasn't as if I'd never. . . Just, not a lot. . . The wine was good The lights went off The music came on Dun dun dun da da dun dun Dun dun dun da da dun dun That song from Queen I think Dun dun dun da da dun dun Dun dun dun da da dun dun Under Pressure And the beat was playing havoc with my rhythm And the wine was threatening my stamina But still she called me love She kept telling me, In a hundred subtle ways This was whe
A Lasting Impression
It's supposed to be easier than this. Your memory is supposed to fade, Like a photograph. My God it's been a year! Since I first saw you, Since I first touched you, Since I first spoke your name. And after all this time, I still remember. And there he he was. Jealous of our intimacy, Wanting to crack our code. Knowing that with every smile, Every wink, Every touch, Meant something that he couldn't fathom. And then you were gone. . . Quicksilver is not to be held, Save for a moment. No one understands Mercury better than I. But I still feel empty at your passing. It's been a year. That feeling should fade. It's supposed to be easier than this. August
I'll Be There For You
When the creek gets high and dry And you've broken our canoe Well don't begin to worry Because I'll be there for you I'll pour the creek more water And fix your boat like new And it's just my way of saying Heather, I love you. When the road gets long and dusty And you've worn out your best shoe Without any hesitation I'll be there for you I'll sew your soles so nicely You'd think they were brand new And it's just my way of saying Heather, I love you. When you're feeling lost and lonely With no one to talk to Just smile, sit, and wait for me. Because I'll be there for you. I'll listen to your troubles Maybe tell a joke or two I love to make you smile because Heather I love you. You may wonder why I'm saying this What purpose could there be The reason that I'm here for you Is that you're always here for me I'll never let you down Just you wait and see And until we are together I'll be loving you, love me. August
G.o.p. Creed
I am a republican. A member of the American National Republican Party. Because I am proud of the organization I represent, I will always act in ways credible to the Republican Party, and the nation it serves. I will hold myself and my fellow Republicans to a higher standard of conduct, specifically when meeting those of opposing views. I will debate any issue on the merits, and never let a debate denigrate to name calling, or violence. Nor will I stand by and watch other republicans do so. I will treat my fellow Republicans, and my adversaries, with respect at all times. I will police my own organization. I will not hesitate to denounce a party member who has behaved disgracefully. For that individual represents me as well as the rest of the party. I will support free speech. Particularly when it disagrees with my own views. I will defend another's right to disagree with me. I will be open to new ideas, regardless of their source. I will be committed to being open minded, a
ENOUGH What is your heart? Tell me about it How dose it love? And fall in love? How could it sell? Somebody buying it Enough You cheated on who opened his heart for you You hurt and sold who loved you The dream of your life which he draw for you You stepped on it and lost it by your hands My heart that you wound and did wrong Tomorrow you will ask it to forgive you Tomorrow you will be hurt and repentance When you find it forgot your look and too late Enough I used to believe all your words I used to live on your fake dreams You used to cheat You used to hurt You made me live in your illusions You made me live in your illusions Enough I am sure you dont feel me And you can't feel my pains that you made Tomorrow you will taste my pains Then you will cry on me Now I am telling you enough To stop years of love You are end of sorrow and memory And my heart now needs a start Enough I used to believe all your words I used to live on you
First Impressions
And she made me think of poetry. And yes, And she made me want to dance. And yes, And the music didn't matter. . . Wasn't there. Didn't care. And yes! At that moment I wanted to do. . . Everything. Make a statement, Rule the world, Seize the day, And yes! It was all possible. The cacophony of emotion, The plethora of noise, The wonder of all that is new. And yes. She made me want to grow, And yes. She made me want to try, And yes, She made me think of poetry. August
When I was fifteen, the Lord came to me in a dream. Which I suppose is a good thing, because if he came to me in a coffee house, I'd be significantly less prepared. But this was just a dream, however vivid, however real. He stood before me, and I have to admit that for a man of his years, he looked pretty good. "What can I do for you God?" Amazingly enough, God's pretty approachable one on one, and not as tall in person. "I want you to become a poet my son." God's got a deep voice. "A poet? God, come on." He most be joking, Everyone knows that God has a wicked sense of humor, right? How else do you explain the flamingo? "Gahaaad, I'm going to college, I'm going to be a lawyer, make my mark, be rich." "My son, you will become a poet, travel to distant lands, discover people and ideas wherever you go, and you will write, poetry." "Yo God, ya got the wrong guy." I've always had a problem with father figures. I think it's the whole holier than thou thing. Alth
Don't ask me to begin For I excel at beginnings I can get the ball rolling Set things in motion Push us down the hill. . . Don't ask me to begin For I love beginnings I love it when it's new Endless possibilities Countless paths to explore Don't ask me to continue For I don't know how The ball rolls too quickly It's out of control There's too much momentum Don't ask me to continue I'm too easily swept away There's nothing new The paths are closed It's the same old slide Don't ask me to end this Endings are sad Endings are a lack of possibilities They are closed doors The antithesis of romance Don't ask me to end this For I'm sure that I can The emotional tourniquet goes on too quickly I don't want closure, I want exploration. So don't ask me to begin. August
Carpe' Diem
Well of course It wasn't my first time, Oh no, my first time was long behind me. But for some reason, I was still nervous. Desperate to do something, Restless for some action, I guess it never gets any easier. Heart pounding in my chest, Sweaty palms, Thoughts racing. What am I doing here? How did I let this happen? What do I do now? Before the first time, I would rush with reckless abandon. Desperate for climax, Always pushing my luck. Nowadays, I'm more careful. Regarding my scars as lessons, Rather than trophies. Yet, here I am again, Stuck for sure, Halfway up a mountain, Facing death. . .One. . .More. . .Time. He and I are old friends. He watches me with baited breath. Waiting for me to welcome him on. And for a moment. . . I consider it. Leap off this rock, Take control, Make my last act a determined one. It is a good day to die! I look back on my life. My only goal satisfied. If I have to go today, I can honestly look back and say: "My life has
Giving Up
I don't believe in love, At least not yet, Because supposable, What you see is what you get, And I haven't seen any love yet, Maybe its there, And I don't even know it, But if it is, I wish that person would show it, Because I'm about to give up, And it's hurting within, That I can't see love, And that it's something I don't believe in, Can't someone come and rescue me, And save me from this dullness, Or just let me die, In this loneliness?
Da Block
milbourne is one of a kind you will find any and everything on milbourne...but dont get caught slippin!!!
7 Sure Ways To Repulse A Woman
Observe what she is doing, then walk over and have a conversation about what is going on at that moment. For example, she is in the video store and looking at "The Departed." You can either ask her about the movie and what she knows about it, or if you saw it you can say, "Loved that movie...." and start the conversation from there. Good luck! Tell her what you don't want her to wear. Look at another woman while talking to her. Show her that you have no direction in your life. Be too proud of your qualities. Drink too much or have a serious addiction. Insult her style, friends or family. Use stupid pickup lines like: "Do you want to have sex?" "Can I smell your roses?" "Baby, that's the sweetest butt I've ever seen!" "Hey you, come here.
Thank you to those that replied to my "mumm". I guess maybe I am lazy or just don't want to spend my whole life at computer; a joke, sending out gifts to friends as it appears I have enough points to do that and nothing else to do with my points that I am unsure how I even accumulated them. Guess I will just start sending away or figure out what else I can do with my points in the time I am online. Have a great week! If in Wisconsin, bring on the snow.
Help Vets
Veterans Day is November 11, 2006. It will be observed by the Federal Government on November 12th. Bri Guy along with the help of Hooters, in Huntville, Alabama will be delivering thank you cards to the veterans, who are in the V.A. Hospitals. There is a big need for blank thank you cards. We want to make sure that no veteran is forgotten on this day. If you are interested in donating blank thank you cards, for this special and important
Life Or Something Like It 4
This is the last day for this contest, it ends in about 3 hours and 15 minutes! I am all used up with my picture comments for the day but would greatly appreciate all my friends helping her out! Click on it and leave her a bunch of comments! thanks! If this link didn't work, I will do it again. Love to you all!
I went looking for some new skins. I make my own profile on myspace but am unsure how to do so on here. So as I was looking for a new skin for Thanksgiving I was unable to find any. This is really starting to piss me off. I hate when I am not able to make my own. Oh well I guess I will get over it.
Full Name:Jennifer Rose B.Eyes:dark brownHair:Dark brownHave tattoos?: none yetHave piercings?: yeah ears, labret,and um well the other are none of your businessHave a BF GF? um noOwn a thong? : yes plentyWear perfume?:sometimesHAVE YOU EVER...Missed school because it was raining: um not reallyPut a body part on fire for amusement: no i dont like painBeen hurt emotionally: yes duhEver thought an animated character was hot?: no lolFAVORITEFav Color:burgundy
Ladies Beware
Have You Ever Felt
Have you ever felt so in love with someone but cant say the word to them ...Ever time you see that person or speak to them your heart will race 100 miles pr hr they take your breath away you wanna tell them so much you love them but your scared to do so as you dont wanna scare them off ...some day you might be able to say I Love You untill then you are just holding it in so deep but you wanna let it out but its hard as you have told some many you love them but did they really love you back ...
Usmc B-day
Talk Show
well i was browsing and came across something in mind and i was wondering how many people would be interested in like a fubar talk show and how many people would participate in it
Jector's Personality Crisis
Ouh I like the girl w/ the black hair!
Whats The Dealeo?
Message: Would you kiss me? [ ] With Tongue [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe:} Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Would you love me? [ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] marry me [ ] fuck me [ ] give me head/eat me out. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [
Bi Ladies
To all my sexy lady friends that are into sexy ladies I have a friend who is looking for some female friends just hit me up and I will show you the way.
R.i.p Grandma
Well today is a very sad day for me I lost my grandmother and I am taking it real hard,Sha's been the one prson in my family that I could always count on through all my ups and downs. I don't how my life is going to be without her in it I mean to say that I am use to talking to my Grandma at least 2 times a week I haven't seen her in 10 years and she never got the chance to meet my lil girl Delondra and now she gone I'll always remember my Grands
Jeezy/r.kelly,,go Getter
Kanya West,,,stronger
Kanya West,,gold Digger
My Mini Pin
I have a new doggy, need help to name it. I need a first and middle name. Olof Brutus Xavier Alexander Drizzt Do' Urden (yes, i read all the Forgotten Realm Books, and I used to Play D&D) laugh all you want.... Blitz Ivan Angus (german and the lead Singer of AC/DC!) Archon (german word for Prince) Tweek Skitz
Lunch Lady
Cheech & Chong #2
Hitman ,blood Money ,agent 47
Kill The Bouncer
New Baby Arrival
On 11-11-07 at 12:08 am I gave birth to a 3lb 12 oz baby boy. He is doing great, shocking the doctors at every turn in his progress.
Why Do Some Hate So Much?
Nice Guys Still Finish Last.
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy
A Place To Write
ok so i know this world is filled with people who get their kicks off by deceiving those around them. i dont get why though. guys and some girls but mostly guys are really bad about lying. especially when it comes to relationships. i take this observation from past and somewhat current relationships.ive always been honest with people because im a bad liar. so rather than look like an idiot i just tell them the truth even though it may or may not hurt them. honesty builds trust and respect. deceitfulness builds a world of made of it really that hard to tell the truth to the other person. are you going to die of some sort of brain over load from admitting the truth. what do you accomplish by lying seriously? is there anyone out there that can answer these cosmic questions. i say comsic cause they are constantly being asked and no one has yet to answer them
I have recently had a really bad experience with MUMMs and it seems that most normal people need to be warned. If you post a MUMM that is unpopular, or the MUMM "police" do not agree with prepare to be abused by those who profess to be MUMM experts. The abuse ranges from mild you are stupid comments to threats, and an entire litany of swear words and general personal assualts. Oh and don't forget those lovely people who will place comments on your page telling you what an idiot you are and to never do another MUMM. I was unaware that the MUMM on fubar, was for a limited few who are somehow in the ozone layer of intelligence and humanity that they alone judge the merits of a MUMM. Forgive my ignorance of this rule, I am still looking for where in the fubar Bible it states, that a select few on fubar deem what is a worthy MUMM and what is not. Oh dear, I know I am a f**ktard, or a sleaze or better yet, the ever eloquent f**k you, f**k you, f**k you. But my personal favorite was the perso
Embrace Me
Ravish me with desire filling me with your liquid fire Devour me like dipped chocolate strawberries dollupped in a creamy whip Charm me with romance let me go and watch me as I soar and dance Enthrall me with secret naughty thoughts that cause my body to sweat Storm me with thunder and lightning and weave a spell to cast me under Lure me into your web of forbidden fantasies as my passions flow and ebb Endure me through the growing years as we learn things a-new Empty me of my pain and heartache so with you I can freely dance in the rain. Consume me for I'm a drop of honey on the comb you the bee ontop Seduce me with verse whispered softly senusous and perverse Hold me safely as your heart,in time with mine drives me crazy. Kiss me with a yearning awakening my soul a new page turning Touch me softly catch me as I fall knees give out weakly Taste me as I tremble with anticipation as my protective walls crumble
My Father... Another November Comes! 24 Yrs.
Friend Request
friend request if your going to add me at least put something on it thank you(:
Liberation Of Rome
Liberation Of Rome Rome was quiet on the morning of 4 June 1944. Propaganda leaflets dropped during the early morning hours by order of the commander of the Allied 15th Army Group, General Sir Harold R. L. G. Alexander, urged Romans "to stand shoulder-to-shoulder to protect the city from destruction and to defeat our common enemies." Even though the retreating Germans had declared Rome an open city, citizens were urged to do everything possible to protect public services, transportation facilities, and communications. "Citizens of Rome," the leaflets declared, "this is not the time for demonstrations. Obey these directions and go on with your regular work. Rome is yours! Your job is to save the city, ours is to destroy the enemy." Hours later the first Fifth Army units, elements of the U.S. 3d, 85th, and 88th Infantry Divisions and the 1st Special Service Force, reached the outskirts of the city, encountering only scattered German resistance. The citizens of Rome remained indoors
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!
Deja Vu'
My Favorite Grilled (or Baked) Ham
The following instructions are for baking. If you prefer to grill, which I do but it may sound intimidating if you're not a griller or if you have a small grill. The key whether baked or grilled is to cook until an instant read thermometer reaches 170 degrees. 1 loosely packed cup dark brown sugar 3/4 cup fresh orange juice 3/4 cup Creole mustard, or other spicy, whole-grained mustard 1/2 cup dark molasses 3 tablespoons horseradish 1/2 teaspoon allspice 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1. Rinse the ham under cold running water. Pat dry and place on a work surface. With a sharp knife, score parallel lines, 1-inch apart and 1/4-inch deep, across the rounded, skin side of the ham. Turn the ham 180 degrees and score in a similar fashion to create a grid pattern across the ham. Put the ham in a two-gallon plastic storage bag. 2. Combine the remaining ingredients in a large mixing bowl, whisking to mix. Pour the mixture into the bag with the ham and seal. Gently squ
I have a job interview on Monday and I am very nervous about it.If I get this job I will be working from 3 in the afternoon till 12 am and while I am working I will be staying at my cousins till I can afford my own place. I will let you all know how it goes.Didn't get the job so I am moving to Florida.
What Weapon Is Right For You?
what weapo is right for you?created with You scored as mp5mp5 samurai sword 100%mp5 100%m16 92%m24 92%t-32 33%
Fake People
you know i really thought people wasnt as stupid as i thought they were but i got proved wrong the other's funny as shyt to watch people sit around and write blogs on my space trashin other people.come on people dont you all have better things to do. i swear my dog has more respect than anyone of those gruop.i like gettin on fubar because the people are cool and its not about drama!!!but i cant wait till the 27th i have an interveiw for workin and gettin my money because i want a dig hoping my blood work comes back soon because i want to know if my thyorid is ok or not.the doc thinks i have a something wrong with mine.which will sucks monkey balls.but im tryin to keep my head up and be strong.and do what i have to do you know.but it's kinda hard when your 20th b-day is dec 24th and the docs arelike well angel i think theirs something wrong with your tyhorid well gezz thanks buddy.but if i do i hope it will be seen before it goes haywire..stress stress
Seekin Help
My good friend aGEM4life is in anotha contest an I was wonderin if y'all could help her out. She needs 60,000 comments to win a 1 year VIP. Her link is below. Thank y'all (tips my hat)
Angel With Honor
She came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. Her words rang so true, They swept my tears away. She comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, She showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love our reward.
Dreams I'm lying here in my bed Thinking of the things I've said I said what I thought was true Now tell me why I'm feeling blue I tried to say just how I feel Now she thinks I'm just unreal I wish I could reach for her body to touch Because I care so very much I hope some day she`ll say he cares Then no more will there be tears If our love was ment to be Through our eyes we both would see She never cared or so it seems My love for her was lived in DREAMS
I am a member of a few dating sites...I know silly me! But although I am not a small girl, it never bothered me, I am who I am, take it or leave it! But I recieved this message on one that said " NOT ONLY ARE YOU A FAT B*&%H BUT YOU SCARY UGLY TOO!! I have never been so annoyed, shocked, depressed in MY LIFE!! Who do some of these guys think they are??
When You Say You Love Me
When you say you love me Did the time stop? I think it does Everything goes still The sound of those words makes my heart stops beating When you say you love me Am i sleeping? Was it a dream when you say those words The sound of those words makes me breathless Did i just lost my breath to you? For a moment in time When you say those words Everything around us seems to disappear There is only me and you in this world When you say you love me My heart blushes with love at that moment I know I never want to part with you And, when you say those words you know my heart is saying I love you too
You know I like to cry, You will sit beside me, with a box of tissue, wiping my tears away You know I cry a lot, tears rolling down the cheek You will gaze into my eyes, laugh at my silliness telling me,"its funny." You know I love sad songs listening to it makes me cry But, you will play it for me, Sit with me watching the tears as it flows You know the movies make me cry You will go with me And when someone laughs at me You will show him the fist and silence his laughter You know you make my world smiles, thou I am always crying I feel lucky to have you My journey of life is complete with you around. Thank you.
You Always look Good, even on the days that u are worn out, You always makes me laugh, even you are feeling low, You drink coffee off my cup, even thou you hate coffee, I hated pickles, And you promise u will never eat them, I hate the loud music you played, and you stop listening to them when i am around, I like calling you fat although you are not fat That pisses you off, But you never got mad at me, Maybe this is how love is about, Sacrifices and Compromises Learning how to give and take Learning how to make another person smile Learning how to love again learning how to accept someone in your life.
9 Words Women Use
Understanding words women use 9 words women use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
My Sercet Loneliness
Left with words tight in my throat My breath caught in my breast... A sweet kiss still warm upon my lips, My heart broken in my chest. Saying you didn't mean to hurt Doesn't make it go away.... I am left my secret loneliness A place safe for me to stay. Where no one else can touch me Way deep down like you did.... I close my ears to the music, The sound of each word that you said. Drifting by myself again Picking up pieces of my heart... That I find thrown down at my feet And I'm not sure where to start. Trying to keep a gentle smile Upon my weary face.... Wiping quickly away the tears, So no one will see their trace. For there is no one to whisper to Who will ever understand... How it feels to look down and see My lonely empty hand. So blindly I did trust again Losing myself in the glorious days... Forgetting for the moment A price would have to be paid. And while I'm in this secret loneliness That no one else can share... I comfort myself i
The Wall
I have a wall you cannot see Because it's deep inside of me It blocks my heart on every side And lets my emotions hide You can't reach in You can't reach out And you wonder what its all about This wall I have that you can't see Results from what was done to me Each time my heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse So brick by brick I built this wall I made it so thick it will not fall I know this process will be slow For its never easy to let things go For just by brick by brick I laid With every hurt and every pain It's really hard to let you In Thinking I might get hurt again
I Wish
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.
Can U Handle The Music?
Its a rainy stormy day and your in your studio making some music. I am making a road trip and decide to stop by your place. U don't know I'm coming and I want to surprise you. I'm wearing a raincoat and decide to stop by the local victorias secret and pick up something special. I change into a lace babydoll in the car and put the raincoat back on. I drive to your place and see the lights on. I knock a few times but you are in your zone and don't hear. I try the door handle and to my surprise its if you were waiting for me 2 arrive. I creep in the house and slowly shut the door and lock it. I hear you downstairs and the music you are trying to create. I smile knowing that the music will only get better once my raincoat is off and I'm in your arms. I slowly make my way downstairs, letting the music be my guide. I enter the room and ur back is to me. I smile as I see ur eyes r closed and ur tuned into the beautiful notes floating across the room from your keyboard. I only hope y
So True Repost This ? Dare Ya ?
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pre
A True Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
The Search
a cry in the night a scream and then suddenly gone. he appeared in the night and offered her the world but she knew she had already lost it. "through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered" across great distances and with the help of friends she found him again. to find what she was looking for. to resist and to grow knowing that the greatest gift of all is to truly find yourself.
What Each Kiss Means
- Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU... ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ REQUIREMENTS: - Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. _____________
You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when suddenly a sound unlikeany you've ever heard fills the air. The sound is high above you.A trumpet? A choir? A choir of trumpets?You don't know, but you want to know. So you pull over, get out ofyour car, and look up. As you do, you see you aren't the onlycurious one.The roadside has become a parking lot. Car doors are open, andpeople are staring at the sky. Shoppers are racing out of the grocery store. The Little League baseball game across the street has come to a halt. Players and parents are searching the clouds. And what they see, and what you see, has never before been seen.As if the sky were a curtain, the drapes of the atmosphere part. Abrilliant light spills onto the earth..There are no shadows. None.From every hue ever seen and a million more never seen.Riding on the flow is an endless fleet of angels.They pass through the curtains one myriad at a time, until they occupy
Want to lose that baby weight? Get some sleep Mon Nov 19, 2:23 PM ET Researchers presented a conundrum to new mothers on Monday, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep. They found that mothers who slept five hours or less a day when their babies were six months old were three times more likely than more rested mothers to have kept on the extra weight at one year. "We've known for some time that sleep deprivation is associated with weight gain and obesity in the general population, but this study shows that getting enough sleep -- even just two hours more -- may be as important as a healthy diet and exercise for new mothers to return to their pre-pregnancy weight," said Erica Gunderson of Kaiser Permanente, which runs hospitals and clinics in California. Gunderson and colleagues studied 940 women taking part in a study of prenatal and postnatal health at Harvard Medical School in Boston. The women who slep
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!
MyHotComments I would like to wish my entire fubar family and friends a very Happy Thanksgiving. I would also like to send that out to all the men and woman serving over seas may GOD BLESS YOU ALL and here is wishing you all a safe and successful return home!
Craving You
Touch me softly, but hold me hotly. One match, one spark with you in the dark. Kiss me sweetly, but make it deeply. Ignite in me what you want and need. Spark becomes flame when you whisper my name... On fire with desire, I’m craving you.
Rain Kiss
Kiss me twice in the rain First time nice second with pain Autumn night rain drops cold After our fight It's me you scold Pull my hair soaking wet Don't play fair deserve all I get Grass stained knees bare ass spanked Harder please Oh God I thanked Dew mist legs entwined hard nipples touch Roughly we grind hate you so much Kiss me nice in the rain I love you twice with pleasure and pain!
Until We Meet
Have I ever told you that if I sit really still and silent, sometimes. I like to think I can hear your heart beating in time with mine? Have I ever told you that when I watch you speak to me through lines and cords, and bytes and ram, I imagine your voice, whispering into my ear? Have I ever told you that I wait out each day in anticipation, wanting only an hour or two, just a second in space and time, to feel close to you? Have I ever told you that there has been times, when I ached for you, ached for you so badly, that the emotions overwhelmed me.. and so I sat and cried? Have I ever told you that sometimes, I will reach out, touching your name on this cold screen before me, wishing I could reach in and pull you to me? Have I ever told you that after the first time I heard the sound of your voice, thousands of miles away, I sat up all night, turning the conversation over and over in my mind, examining it, like some newly discovered s
Touched by your embrace, Even faced with things hard to place. You speak the things I need to hear, Set me straight when I can't stear. Needless things meant to be said, Before I lose you forced completely dead! Tt's all an open book , Just open the pages and take a look! hear these words they ring true, All these things aren't worth losing you! Richard W Smith II(c) I am the author of this please don't post without permission it is copy writed!
Shitty Shitty
~~~~~~~~~~~~~FOR ENTERNITY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sometimes late at night i lay awake and watch you sleep, peacefully gazing at you while you gently dream, have i told you lately that i ultimately love you, have i told you that i get a short of breath when i lovingly touch you, if i shall pass and cant tell you no more how i feel, will you always remember that my love was sincerely real, will you always remember the times that we beautifully shared, the jokes we made the smiles we gave the road of love we paved, if you have too face this world alone will you think of me often, will you smile and get a chill when i get a thought in, i promise to leave you a BLUE rose when i leave, desperately missing and loving you for all my eternity, if tomorrow never comes for me.. allow me to tell you your my queen, ill tell you all of this one hour when you awake from your dream, i promise to always avoid that one circumstance and never let my self get a second
My Love .......
Lost Alot
Struggle is life. Life which has nothing. Nothing to inspire. Lost a lot. Alot when I lost you. Alot as you were the one I looked at. Looked at to inspire me. Inspire me from the struggle of life. Life which I live. Living I am without my comfort. Which was you. Struggling I am. Struggling without you.
A Brave Pastors Prayer
A BRAVE PASTORS PRAYER When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard; "Heavenly Father, We come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good" but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics. We have coveted our neighbor's Possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it Freedom of speech and expression. We have rid
MEXICANS dont just kiss, we make out. MEXICANS dont just fore play, we fuck! MEXICANS dont relax, we chill. MEXICANS dont dance, perreamos. MEXICANS dont talk bad, we talk shit. MEXICANS lips arent just hot, their the lips you wish you could kiss. MEXICANS dont do it, we do it Suavecito. MEXICANS are the people you could ALWAy..z trust. MEXICANS arent nice, we the shit. MEXICANS arent just friends, we are fucking carnales. MEXICANS arent cool, we are a toda madre! MEXICANS are sexy! MEXICANS are blessed when they are born because now were proud to tell everybody that we are MEXICAN! MEXICANS are...there isnt enough words that could explain how and who MEXICANS are. People envy us because they know we are better!!!! No nationality is more BANGiN then MEXICAN!!!!!!!! && EVERyB0Dy L0VE'S US BECAUSE WE ARE UNiQUE iN THE BEST WAy'S THAT THERE C0ULD BE!!!!!! !!!!! WE ARE MEXICANS && SO0 FUCKiiN PROUD 0F IT!!!!! S0000........IF UR FUCKIN PROUD T0 BE MEXICAN THEN PUT TH
Happy Thanksgiving
happy thanksgiving to you and all my loved ones, take care and be safe...
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-----------------From: ¢¾FRaN'KiKA¢¾Date: Nov 30, 2007 8:23 PMTURN UP UR VOLUME!!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but
It is Saturday afternoon and I am waiting for my daughter to get home from work so we can go shopping. I just went to lunch with my husband and then we went to a store to buy a leaf blower, how exciting! hahaha He is excited anyway. I had a really good and long Thanksgiving day. We left the house by 1:00 and got back around 10:00pm. I brought my camera to take pictures of the most awesome house but never took the camera out of my purse! Bad, bad, bad! We spent all day yesterday running around. We bought 2 more are rugs, one for the family room and one for the dining room. It looks really nice. We have wood floors and I have been meaning to buy rugs for a long time now but could never find the right ones until now. Today seems to have flown by. Yes, it is only 2:00pm but there is so much to do today. Peter has been doing yard work so he can get the Christmas decorations down and put them up. He really makes our house look spectacular for Christmas. We live on a corne
Females And Racing
If you're seriously into drag racing and especially NITRO, give me a shout. We already have an addiction in common. lol Bob
Always Remember
Always Remember Always remember to forget The things that made you sad But never forget to remember The things that made you glad. Always remember to forget The friends that proved untrue. But don't forget to remember Those that have stuck by you. Always remember to forget The troubles that have passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day.
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Dear Friend
My dear friend.... You came into my life so unexpectedly.. Little did I know what was to lie ahead For the longest time you were a click of a mouse, words on my screen Hugs that warmed my days.. and secured my nights Within the many hours of our chat, You showed me strength, when I showed you my weaknesses. You taught me the importance of believing in myself, When I thought there was nothing to believe in You taught me so much, in ways I never knew You stood behind me when I began to fall. Along side of me when I needed a friend In front of me when I needed a guide You showed me my ability to fly... How to reach places I had only dreamed of You saw me with your heart and not your eyes But more importantly you gave me a piece of you A gift worth far more than money could buy. You gave me a floor to dance on.. A song in my heart that I finally understand the words to And a peacefulness in my heart...where you will live forever.. I hope everyone finds a "YOU"
He is beautiful, so very beautiful Just like a winter's shining landscape, As delicate as the petals of a daisy, And as freely as the eagle soaring against the blue His eyes are as mysterious as the calm sea Everything about him is so very precious, More precious than all the gems in the world His soul is the essence of the sky and earth, His feelings are a volcano that is yet to explode His smile is the smile of lost innocence. Pain vibrates deep inside of his gentle heart. A lock shuts in the disturbed thoughts of his mind, A mind with as many roads as the world has. I look at him and I see a pure truth, Like looking at a clear night sky, Millions of stars twinkle within him. He is beauty as I defined it, He is perfect, his imperfections make him so. He is my best friend, and I love him, I love him although, not because. And I would give up all the things which I think are pretty If only I can hold his beauty within me, For he is everything in this world
The Way I Am
THE WAY I AM This song is for anyone f--k it. Just shut up and listen I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag of this weed it gives me the s--t needed to be the most meanest MC on this Earth and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse and just blurt this berserk and bizarre s--t that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin’ these sentences Gettin’ this stress that's been eatin’ me recently off of this chest and I rest again peacefully… but at least have the decency in you to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out in the streets when I'm eatin’ or feedin’ my daughter to not come and speak to me I don't know you and no, I don't owe you a mo-therf--k-ing thing, I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me my tank is on empty No patience is in me and if you offend me I'm liftin’ you 10 feet in the air I don't care
With You
threw thick and thin our love would win like a bottle of wine you get more beautiful with time i want to always be by your side cause im on my knees your the one i want to please... Your my bestfriend, lover, & soulmate me with you gotta be fate as im sittin here with you i dreamt that you were mine, that it was true so let me know if you feel the same cause your the one that has my heart heart tamed f you'd be my one and onely i promise you'll never be lonely
Lovely Pain
We were once united now we're worlds apart i thought we would always be together but it wasnt to be you said you wanted to be free As i look into your eyes all i want is to cry the pain and hurt i feel i just cant believe its real as you walk away and say bye i felt like i would die and as we drift apart the pain crushed my heart
What Good...
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now
Hoe Hoe Hoe
I made up some xmas stockings for people on my family list. Please feel free to rip them if you like. If I missed anyone and u would like one just let me know. xo cammy
Show Her Lots Of Love She's A Sweet Angle
Http:// help her level up thanks ya show her lots of love bomb her picture she's a hot bomb shell (:
i love it on fubar i have so much fan...
Yahoo Msg
hi fubar friends just wanted you to know that i have a yahoo msg and its krazyjbird or and krazyjason23
Whats The F___k.....this Is Bull___t.....
Natas One
If there is any hip-hop headz out there, It was confirmed today, this morning at a hotel in Los Angeles, Pimp C. was found dead. After playing a show with Too Short the night before.. Pimp C has been representing Houston, and Port Aurthor, since the early 80's. He and Bun B. started the crew " Under Ground Kings" aka. U.G.K. They along with others started the underground hip-hip scene here in H-Town on the third coast. He will be missed, but not forgotten. Big up's to the U.G.K. family, and Bun B. Rest In Peace, Pimp C. He'll be steady ride'n in our hearts and minds.. 104.9 and 97.9 the box will keep your tracks blazin' bro, all you got to do is ride on them streets of Gold on them 84's.. And if you don't know, now you know... Natas One..
Am I Seeing Double?
Ok so I found this really cool guy on here but the fucked thing is he is identical to my ex in which I had broken his heart four years ago it is nuts but well what can you do other than just face facts and deal with it right?
Dude Check It Out
This is the response i got from joe rogan when i asked him about my comedy omfg this is sooooooo awesome
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, fla
My Salute
i made a salute
Just My Feelings
alright this is my biggest pet peave as it stands, yall fuckers that sit here and when someone messages you, you want to be content you say your bored, or perhaps your just on the rag who the fuck cares. but when growing up i dont know about most of you people but i was taught that if you have someone say hi you are nice enough to respond back with an im busy, or whatever but nooooooo. it would seem some people are too good for that shit. hmm if you are not in this category i apologize but if you are then your best bet is to 1.) learn to fucking respond when you are talked to 2.) stop saying your fucking bored 3.) keep it up and irritate the fuck outta me and i break your sanity... i try to be nice but i mean hell if your gonna provoke me into being an asshole then step the fuck up because i sent messages to many people in a days time and maybe if im lucky 1 out of every 16 fucking people will respond that means someone just doesnt care and thats not gonna be okay so im gonna end this
Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at
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Musicals / Plays ... That I Seen
seen in the BIG APPLE at the WINTERGARDEN THEATRE ... I was attacked when the cast of CATS went into the seating area in DEC 94
Hi5 My New Page
hi every one just wanted you to know that im on hi5 now so if you wanna check me out join or add me here it is hope to see some of you on here. one luv krazyjbird
Yahoo 360
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just some thoughts..what happens when the line between the cyber world and reality cross??this is something i have been given allot of thought to my case you end up losing someone that you care about allot.i this case i was unable to seperate my feelings from the cyber world from the real world. i have always just played along in the "games" that occur in places like this and took them for what they are and that is just mainly and distraction and entertainment. this time was different i began to have real deep feelings for this person and ended up losing her for expressing them. yes i should have known better but when you meet someone that is as wonderful as i did it was hard not to. maybe i would have been better off in just having fun. But again can anyone really hold back on their feelings ok most guys do. but isnt that what woman always say that is what is wrong with men? sorry to anyone that reads this.take care all and have a happpy holiday season john
I can't understand why I must always be unhappy. I can't seem to find the right girl to be in my life and if I ever find someone I could ever think to be "The One", something goes wrong to where we are parted. I see all these happy couples, why can't I be like them? Why can't I fall asleep next to someone every night and wake up to their face every morning? What the hell is it gonna take? I've waited for so long and the longer I do, the more the loneliness hurts. I can't ever sleep anymore, nothing appeals to me anymore. I know some people are just meant to be alone, but why me? Why do I not deserve the one to be buried next to me? I always settle for less, just so I can hear someone tell me they love me, but when I get something perfect, it's taken from me, always. Is this a test, a sign? What the hell is this subliminal message? I'm so tired of this pain. I'm not a bad guy at all, I've never cheated, I don't treat people like shit, what do I have to change?
To The Ladies......
Coming Home...
I come home after a hard day of work, to find you standing in the doorway wearing a silky, see-through teddy, holding a tall cold beer for me. We embrace tightly and I take a deep breath to relax, knowing you have prepared dinner, and a little more for me. The scent of jasmine and your own body’s chemistry sends my senses into overdrive, instantly visions of your lovely naked body in various naughty positions fill my mind. I can feel your body’s reaction to me as well, your soft breasts pressed into my chest, your taut nipples, and the heat rising from your loins. My right hand sides down the silky fabric of your teddy and immediately cups your soft ass, pulling you closer to me. We release from our embrace, and you hand me the much needed cold beer. I kiss your soft warm lips and let your mouth melt onto mine. You turn to walk into the kitchen to prepare a plate of dinner; roast beef, mashed potatoes with the skins and lots of butter and gravy, rolls, and peas, nothing fancy, just a h
Upcoming Shows
12/10/2007 08:00 PM - AVALON THEATER SALT LAKE CITY, Utah w/ HED(pe) 12/11/2007 08:00 PM - Idaho State University Ballroom Idaho State University, Pocatello, Idaho 83209 w/ HED(pe) 12/12/2007 08:00 PM - THE BIG EASY W. 333 Spokane Falls Blvd., Spokane, Washington 99201 w/ Hed(pe) 12/13/2007 08:00 PM - El Corazon 109 Eastlake Ave. East, Seattle, Washington 98109 w/ Hed(pe) 12/14/2007 08:00 PM - Club Vertigo 5240 S. Tacoma Way, Tacoma, Washington 98409 w/ Hed(pe) 12/15/2007 08:00 PM - DOMINO ROOM BEND, Oregon w/ HED(pe)
not sure if this will work but do you truely know which one is a pit bull. It took me two tries thanks to a miss click let me know how many it takes you
For The Troops
Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Army Wifey To John~ Posted this and i wanted to share and pass this on What a great idea!! Please do this. It is a wonderful thing!!! Our troops do so much for us, we can at least take 2 minutes to let them know how much we appreciate our freedom. Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is curren tly serving in Iraq You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them.

Is it possible to miss something that never existed in the first place? I mean u build something up in your mind to what u want it to be and over time it becomes real. It becomes so real that eventually its your whole world. You incorporate it into your life, and your happiness becomes dependent upon it. So how is it that something nonexistsnt becomes so important? and how is it that something nonexistant can make u hurt so fuckig bad?
Take Me As I Am....right??
Are you the one that will make me smile? Make my heart skip beats just by hearing your name? Call me to say "hi" or hear my voice? "Drop" by just to see me because actually you missed me? Take me on picnics and watch the sunset? Hold me in your arms on the the car? Listen to every word i say..even the words i'm not saying? Know exactly how to cheer me up when i had a bad day? Watch sports with me on sunday's? Go shopping with me on friday's? Sing and dance with me in the grocery store? Stay home on a Friday night to watch movies and cuddle?... Are you that one that will make me cry, but hold me and wipe my tears? Make me scream and yell at you, but shower you with kisses 5 seconds later? Force me to do things i thought i could not do--or was afraid to do? Be my cheerleader, but my coach as well? Be my fashion designer, but model too? Love me with your all? Trust me with your secrets and thoughts and dreams? Share inside jokes with me? Share your past with me--present
Yesterday I did a lot of thinking about my 15 year old son. We really need to keep a closer eye on him and take away a lot of his freedom for a while until he proves to us he is really trying. His grades suck, plain and simple. He says he is trying but we know he would rather hang out with his friends then to do his homework! So his social life is coming to a stop. He has a new girlfriend ad she is welcome to come over here anytime she wants but for him to just go and do what ever he wants....NO! Every day seems like a struggle with life. My daughter was so easy and so responsible. This just really hit us upside the head not knowing what to do when Anthony started acting up. Maybe it is easier if the first one isn't so good and then you can know that you need to squash the others! hahaha So my house is clean, all the laundry is done and put away and my candles are lit in my room so it is a little more peaceful now. I love having candles lit. I just wish I could find so
My Faveorite Things: Just Incase You Wanted To Know.
I like Swing Music. I love Michael Buble and the greats: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Ect. One of my favorite smells is lavender. I especially love it at night. I have a lavender candle in my bedroom and I usually light it for a while before I go to sleep. That way the scent envelopes the room before I go to sleep. Lavender is one of the relaxing scents. Plus it's very romantic.
Well as of lately i have been busy working and taking care of my grandmother it has been hectic tomorrow is my mothers birthday so we are all going out to celebrate Ive gotten to hang out with megan i dyed her hair pink and she dyed my hair pink I decided to do it cause i wanted a change i figure i might as well be who i am and not who my husband or anyone else wants me to be i am doing what i want and just having fun and living life I hope to start the new year off with me being the old laura and not the person i became since my husband brought who he did into our lifes well anyways that is the past my future consist of me getting what i want doing what i want and not giving a damn what other people think well now im going to get off here and just be me loves ya all LP
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Brainstorm Ambiguity!
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For Friends
This is written for you, I want you to know I love you, I desire you, and I am sad for you. You are beautiful inside and out. Your darkest days you still find time to reach out to me whether it is to hold me or to offer a shoulder. I know you put so much faith in people online and trust them because you are a truly beautiful soul. Some trick you into believing they care only because they want something from you either a cure for their sexual needs, their emotional needs, or their feelings of inadequacies. You my delicious and true hearted friend need to stop trusting in these people. I know of 3 of your online friends whom I truly believe care for you, but the others have shown too many times they do not. Stop feeding them their desires while exhausting your own. Stop caring for those who obviously are using you for entertainment and please stop reaching out to those who only grab for your hand when THEY need strength yet failing to offer you one when you are in need. your sadness and
Just Stuff For Others To Know! Or Not!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean? alone with my love, Tenderness and kindness,embraces me like a glove, the twinkle in his eye, That special look just for me, Enlightening my life, imprisoned,but yet free... Inspired by his genital touch, Deep within mt soul, craving oh so much, Feeling all this love
F*ck This
Own Me!
Would you like the chance to own me for a month? Well just click on this pic and the highest bidder wins the right to own me and will get all of the things listed on the pic if their bid is the highest.
How Did I Get So Lucky?
i had all but given up on being happy. till almost 2 months ago. then she came into my life. her name is christina and she made me realize that yes there are good women out there. every day i get to spend with her is a blessing and i couldn't ask for anything more. so how did i get so lucky?
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o
Adult Christmas Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
Just Read This
It was almost Christmas time There I stood in another line Trying to buy that last gift or two I'm really in the Christmas mood Standing right in front of me Was a little boy waiting anxiously Pacing around like little boys do And in his hands he held A pair of shoes And his clothes were worn and old He was dirty from head to toe And when it came his time to pay I couldn't believe what I heard him say Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size Could you hurry Sir? Daddy says there's not much time You see, she's been sick for quite a while And I know these shoes will make her smile And I want her to look beautiful If Momma meets Jesus, tonight. They counted pennies for what seem like years And cashier says son there's not enough here He searches is pockets franticly And he turned and he looked at me And he said Momma made Christmas good at our house Most years she just did without Tell me Sir Wh
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Kenny's Rants
You know, some people say I am a kiss ass but the way I see it is: I appreciate certain people, I have respect for them. I don't expect anything in return. I just like being nice. I work hard and I put my best foot in. And I own up to my mistakes. When I worked at Target, I was one of the best workers they had, my boss loved me and she would allow me certain privileges that she wouldnt allow others. For example: If a new store opened up she would allow me to go work at that new store and help them set up. Anyway, my point is this, every Christmas I would buy her a gift and my co-workers would call me a kiss ass/suck up, whatever just because I bought her a gift doesn't mean she would let me slide if I called off, no show, or did something that was obviously wrong. Can't someone work hard and still be thoughtful, kind, and respectful? Well I just finished my Fall 2007 semester at Jefferson College, now I am just waiting for my grades to be posted. I am pretty confident that I pas
Just A Question?
In lieu of an answer I ask you this question It's not necessary Just suggested Do you want me Do you love me Will you kiss me Will you hold me
Christmas Stuff
Candles are a gift of light, A tiny sun, a bit of star. No other dancer in the night Dances with such sheer delight, Little souls serene and bright, Each a glimpse of what we are Shining innocent and pure. *************************************************** Sitting under the mistletoe Sitting under the mistletoe One last candle burning low, All the sleepy dancers gone, Just one candle burning on, Shadows lurking everywhere: Some one came, and kissed me there. Tired I was; my head would go Nodding under the mistletoe No footsteps came, no voice, but only, Just as I sat there, sleepy, lonely, Stooped in the still and shadowy air Lips unseen - and kissed me there. ************************************************ Christmas is a time for Love Christmas is a time for Love; a time for Joy and Peace; A time to trim the Christmas Tree and a time to stuff the geese. It's a time when we can come together, however far or near; To shed a little hope into a
Speeding Ticket - Too Funny
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you
Merry Christmas
Hope up all have a great christmas Love Princess xoxoxoxox
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My World....
You know as it comes down to almost being Christmas and soon New Years and another year rolls on by, for some reason lately ive thought about where i have been and how far i have come. Maybe the fact that i finally realize that i am lucky to be at the moment i am now, but more so because the road that i have come down has been very unstable and not always straight. Since i moved out on my own back in North Carolina in 2001 and now being here in Vegas as of the end of 2007 soon to be 2008, i realize that i have lived a life that has been good and bad. Practically because of my own doing and the things that i did wrong, or should i say, people that i have wronged many times. There are so many things that i wish i could go back and change, there are so many people i wish i would have treated differently, but i really do hope, the people that were once in my life are now happy and healthy. I know there are people that could never be forgiven and people that wont forget, but as long as t
When we were kids our parents taught us to say "Thank you." At the time most of us did it to keep the peace, or so we could watch our favorite tv show. But back then we did not understand the power behind these words. As adults we may still be a little clueless. It is easy around Christmas time to open up our colorfully wrapped gifts and express thanks. We are holding something tangible, an item that the gift giver took the time to seek out just for us, and present to us in a pretty package. But often the day to day experiences we encounter are taken for granted. In an effort to bring awareness to the gifts that the universe brings to us every day, I will share a partial list of things I am grateful for first thing in the morning: 1. The Sun. When I wake up it is still dark outside. But I know with certainty that the Sun will come out. Sometimes it remains hidden behind a patch of clouds, and sometimes it lights up the whole sky. Either way, the Sun is there always without
Merry Christmas
From the heart land down here in dixie I wanna wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year,Myspace graphicsFree Glitter Graphics CodesFree Glitter Graphics CodesFree Glitter Graphics CodesImage code by cummin by ta say "HIGH",Wish U ALL the best and safest this year to u ALL,Much Love,Hippie
Dreamers Dreams
When dreamers dream so beautiful of love that lights the darkest night, no logic strong enough to break as lovers spread their wings in flight. Suppressed within our deepest parts this truth each soul desires, still searching for what can't be found faith and hope this truth requires. For love that stands the test of time and overshadows all the lies, can not be forced upon a soul even chains the heart denies. To love enough to let it go the soul that's longing to be free, a sacrifice too great for words with heart alone is how to see. When broken wings prevent such flight and sorrow cries her deepest cry, again to question fate herself for even dreamers wonder why. Somewhere within the midst of all as this dreamer still does weep, she knows to rest her heart again for dreams still wait there in her sleep.
merry meet everyone! This is my first blog on Fubar! I'm not sure what to talk about. I'm lonely. I've been single for two years. I hope I find a nice guy in my area soon. I mean I am not in a rush or anything, I"m just lonely and tired of having no life. Would be nice to have someone else's companionship to share my life with. Of course with my daughter as well. I have a 2 y/o daughter. Someone kinda started talking to me, but I don't know if they are serious about "talking" to me---and I haven't really got any positive or negative energy vibes from this person as of yet. So I don't know where or how to go on that. I've been single for 2 years now. Most guys don't want to enter a relationship with someone who has baggage. Meaning a child. And if that's the attitude they have I don't want them knocking on my door in the first place.
Hello everyone,im new.Happy New year
Help A New Fu Friend Out Please!
Go help a friend out... she looks too green!tarb1957@ fubar
To My Darling
Words could never hold or contain the happiness and joy felt from hearing your voice. Nor could the feeling be totally expressed, at finding someone who is the end of my long journey of searching. To know the peace and contentment in knowing, this lady is something I have searched for. And know that the person is there and where they are at. The face is no more blank, the heart is no more longing for what is not known. The dreams have all become real, and the emotions made known. In every heart we all search for what our heart desires, and when you have found such, then you are doubly blessed. all those nights in bed with a tear escaping the eye, wanting and desiring love that you know not from who, but just wanting and desiring to be love once before your journey ends. Once that is found then those nights were made worthwhile. Once that one is found then the half is no more but now is made whole and at peace. Joy, elation, happiness, love, and comfort is there and so much
Wanna let everyone that luvs me on 2 whats going on. Spent the past few days in Reno and got back 2 find out that 4 fam issues i have 2 return 2 Iowa. 'cause of the issue i wont be online until the 8th. Luv my page until then and looking forward to some of u when i return.
Love Yall
My Sister
A Story I Had To Write....
Well, one night it was nice and the weather was just perfect. You decided to go for a drive in your truck. You pull up next to a woman wearing all black sitting in a nice mustang. She is wearing a short skirt, thight highs and at the top was some lace and as you looked you could feel your manhood move and get harder with every inch of looking at this woman. You slowly move your eyes back up and see she has a plunging neckline on and it is showing her very plump breasts. You can't help but start to rub your manhood there in your jeans. You can't see the womans face and you want to so just as you get ready to day something to her....the light changes and she drives off......You decide to follow her.....She drives fast and this turns you on even more.....She finally pulls over into a parking lot and gets see she is beautiful to the point of breath taking and you want her badly! She goes into this bar and you wonder " Should I go in?" then you say to yourself " Fuck
Drama Queen Esq
DRAMA QUEEN ESQ There is a woman (and I use that word loosely) who is the queen of fubar drama. My 4 year old daughter was playing on my pc and I was not logged on to fubar at all. While I was playing on my 360 and my kid was on my computer the psycho above claims I created numerous fake accounts and shouted her and left nasty comments on her page. I must have been doing this through some sort of osmoses. Yes at one point in time she was on my family list and I have even talked to her on yahoo. Now for someone (her) who doesn't show private pics (she is not that type of person) why would she send me pics of her T and A and crotch without my asking to see them? She claims I am on an ego trip...well if I am such an ass why in hell does she have like 10 pics and morphs that I have made for her on her page still? Normally if someone has pissed me off to the point that she has written blogs calling me a bully, I would remove all things made for me from my page...would
Happy New Year everyone. It has been a rather rough year for me, well not the entire year, just the last several months because of my boys. They have put me and my husband through a lot with school and getting into trouble. It is fixable so I will not worry about it too much. They just need to be put back on the right track. I started this fubar thing back in February of this year when it was Cherrytap. It seemed like once they changed the name, some of the fun left with the name. I had to change my entire profile and start all over again because of a psycho but it was for the better. Having a 100 friends vs 3,500 friends is much nicer. The most important thing that this site has brought to me is......Martin. We have a very special relationship and hopefully some day we will meet, it is inevitable. Whether it be in this life or the afterlife. I have also met some other special people as well and have become close friends with them. Kim, Melissa, Jade, and Bart to n
Whats Your Opinion
a dear freind of mine is in a comment and ratin contest seeing how this is her very first contest i am really tryin to help her i use all my comments on her on a daily basis and it still remains a close race she is a very caring person and would do anything for anyone within reason... if you have the heart please click the pic below and shower her with luv if you go into bomb plzzz remember to rate her thank you have a safe and happy new year and god bless everyone thanks again
Sorry Had To Do This
just cause sum 1 rates u a 5 you gotta cry like a little bitch? get over it tramp!
Big Dog Daddy
i like big trucks and crazy redneck women
Is This??
What The Hell
Married With Children
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It Is Time That Appreciation Is Shown
As being a part of the male population, I feel it is high time that all you ladies be recognized for you being you. It doesn't matter whether your a domestic Goddess, Corporate Goddess, Submissive Goddess or any other term you wish to apply to yourself. The truth being for a long time I feel you have been under appreciated, that is sad in my eyes. I imagine I will get feedback, and really it matters naught. I first want to apologize for the crass, brass, the egotistical, vain, the down right dirty, and sexist behavior you have had to endure. Just for a chance at being a friend. Truth be told without ladies there really would be no men. We come home at nite and lay our trust in you, you are our peace and love and comfort. And yet does the man notice or acknowledge? Probably not. You go about your day work hard at what you do, and still at night have the time to share and be the love to someone. Be the arms that holds them, and there to build the other back up to face the next
Private Album
My private album is for those who are in my fu-family. For those of you are in it check them out and let me know what you think.
My Cousin Passed Away
Eric Raymond Coro BANGOR -- Eric Raymond Coro, 31, of Norridgewock passed away unexpectedly at Eastern Maine Medical Center on Saturday, Jan. 5, 2008. He was born in Skowhegan on Jan. 31, 1976, a son of Michael Coro and Nancy (Gilman) Billings. Eric attended Madison schools. He was very artistic; he loved to draw, make designs and admired the art of tattooing. Eric enjoyed music, playing with children and animals. He was a very loving and devoted husband, father and son. Eric will be best remembered as fun-loving. Eric is survived by his loving wife, Kerry (Bruen) Coro, of Norridgewock, they were married on Nov. 9, 2007, his daughter Danyell Coro of Harmony, his two stepdaughters, Kelsey and Kayla Pagliaro, and a stepson, Jaden Falvey, all of Norridgewock, his father, Michael Coro, and friend Randy Boivin of Lewiston, his mother Nancy Billing and husband, Sam, of Embden, sister Nikki Coro and companion Rick Boisvert of China, brother Travis Coro and companion Christine Mulh
I thought this was supposed to be a fun site, where people can interact, share and rate each others pictures and post, so that everyone can move higher up the scale. It would appear, as with most site, we have a few spoilers in here. People that will become your friend only to gain points and ranking and then block you, with out ever viewing your page. How rude are people to do such things. Then again, I guess that is the type of people you occasionally encounter at a bar. 1 Person ain't gonna spoil my day!. Lots of Love to all. Garfield
A Message From Babygirl.
A Tribute to My Mother Your hands once busy through the day, You didn't have much time to play. The little games I asked you too, You never had much time to do. You'd wash my clothes and sew and cook And when I brought my picture book And asked you share my fun, You'd say: "A little later, Hun." You tucked me in all safe at night, Hear my prayers, turn out the light, Then tiptoe softly to the door. I wish you'd stayed a moment more. For life is short, the years rush past. A little child grows up so fast. No longer are you at my side, My precious secrets to confide. The picture books are put away, There are no longer games to play, No goodnight kiss, no prayers to hear. That all belongs to yesteryear. Your hands once busy, now lie still. The days are long and hard to fill I wish we could go back and do The little things I asked you to. But that's OK, cause I love you still. I always did and I always will. TODAY I RECIEVE THE LAST LETTER FROM
When I Die
When I die I want to be buried face down, so who ever didn't like me while I was alive can KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!
Profile Comments
Hello everyone that reads this. Am not "bitching or complaining" about any comments left on my profile as I think they are great, but recently realized just how long it was taking to open comments due to the amount of HTML comments posted. I don't want to turn them off but need to find a way around this problem so decided that about once a month I will delete the previous 2 weeks of comments to see if that helps the loading speed etc. Hope you understand all this and not get angry or think I am mean.
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Must Read... Kingdom Rules
First let me start off by saying thank you for choosing to bomb with The Kingdom Of The Wolve's . We are happy to have all new comer's and hope you All have fun bombing with the Kingdom Of Wolve's ...I might add here you might find a few of my rules a little strange or unfair but I assure you there are very good reason's behind each and every one of them and may have more added as time goes on. Please make sure you read them carefully and if you have any question's no matter how big or small you can talk to your leader. List Of Rule's 1.) NO bad mouthing any other bomber..If you have a problem with any other bomber from any platoon please speak with me ( Witoak )..Do NOT try to handel it your self.. 2.) You can NOT do more than one contest a month..We will rotate turn's and each person will have a turn to be in them..Remember a lot of bomber's burn out from too many contest's..If you feel you really want to be in one and it isn't your turn talk with another bomber to change
I am heading out in a little bit to meet a friend for lunch and just wanted to write before I leave. I actually got my ass on the treadmill this morning. It felt like I was walking with a sandbag on each leg. After my neck started hurting 2 months ago, I got out of the habit of walking and the there was Christmas and the treadmill was put up for a month. I kept saying I was going to start again and finally did this morning. I am going to have to work up to where I was before. Crazy how fast you lose muscle and stamina! I want it back. I bought a book the other day called "You The Owners Manual" by Doctors Oz and Roizen. I am only to about page 57 but it has me motivated. Dr. Oz is the one Oprah has on all the time and he is filled with such great insight to your body. So hopefully it keeps me motivated long enough to make walking a habit again. Getting into the habit is much harder then to break the habit of exercise! I am going to go to the cabin this weekend.
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually
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Sexy Sundae
sex is nice so is chocolate and if you add marshmallow creme you have even more fun playing with food is fun strawberries and raspberries and chocolate sauce then add the sex thats how you get sex and chocolate add some cherries and some whip cream and some sprinkles and some nuts you have a sexy sundae now
im on the verge of commiting fuicide, (suicide).all due to boredom. any ideas? AND SHE LOVES IT UP THE ASS!!
Picture In Water Effect
if you want to see my water effect they are in my things made for friends folder
I never thought I could fall so fast or deeply for someone..Then I met him, and my whole life has changed, for the better I think..I feel like I have a purpose..Knowing that someone really cares about me as a person, cares about my feelings, my opinions, and thoughts is such a new and wonderful feeling.. But to have that person seem uncertain, makes me feel a little insecure, makes me wonder if it was something that Ive done..I love this person more than any amount of words can say, and I hope he knows that, and never for one second doubts my love for him..
A Long Time!!
ive had this site for what almost two years now? so im gonna start my account over again wanna start over donno why i just wanna start fresh again lol so im giving warning to everyone so keep an eye open when your welcoming people hehe **MUAH!**
My Lounge
I am so open to suggestions on helping me with my new lounge and if i can get enough people than it becomes our lounge. That being said any tips for that HTML crap......kinda lost any help advice suggestions comments complaints are fully welcome.....thanks everyone
Our Military Hero's
Hearts are heavy now, dear Lord For WAR is looming there. Our prayers are calling out to you, Our thoughts too much to bear. Be with our loved ones--THEY NEED YOU. Guide them, lead them, see them through. Bless our leader, for we know, He asks Your blessings, and needs them so. Protect the innocent, shield their lives, As bombs and missiles streak the skies. Open our hearts and fill us with grace, Guard our loved ones in that place. This I say, in earnest prayer, THANK YOU LORD I know YOU'RE there.
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Men Doing Laundry
What ever happen to women doing the laundry. I can remember the day when you would walk into a laundry mat and you would see 96% women in there doing the laundry. The last few times I have actually went to the laundry mat I have seen mostly men doing it. I guess times are changing more then I realised. Here I thought I was the only guy or at least one of the very few that would be doing the family laundry. Course maybe it is mostly the guys out here are single and they are doing their own laundry. I had this one guy telling me how he hates doing the laundry. He said though he doesnt really mind he did it in the Military for many years and now is retired and his wife works so he does the laundry. I am use to doing it myself but usually have only done my own laundry. Now I am doing my g/f's and our 2 girls laundry and man I tell it sometimes it sucks. Three woman can go through so much laundry it is crazy. LOL just kidding hun. Love You. Anyways I just thought I would say something cause
This Life Of Mine 1
Monday afternoon already and I have been procrastinating what I am supposed to do for work. Not really good since I need to get some important things done like....1099's! There is a deadline. My boys actually did chores today without me having to ask over and over again. This positive reinforcement that we are doing might be working after all? They are off from school because of MLK day. I wonder if 9/11 will ever become an official holiday? I really need to stop playing on fubar and get busy! I was hoping to talk to Martin but missed him this morning. Our schedules can be a little crazy being that we are 11 hours apart! Well, I am going to make a list of stuff I need to get done. That is a good idea. Then check them off when I do them. Enjoy your day everyone. Kisses and hugs Martin. Miss you. Ciao~
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My Real Man
A Real Man holds high ethical ideals without compromise. A Real Man is emotionally balanced. He should be able to laugh and cry as he damn well please, and not give a shit what other people think of him. A Real Man can be laughed -AT- as well as laughed -WITH- and not feel insulted, demeaned, or belittled. Words don't breat bones! A Real Man shares his feelings with those he cares for. A Real Man has grace under pressure and does not panic in a crisis. A Real Man is responsible for his actions and inactions. A Real Man takes on the burden of responsibility for those who -cannot- shoulder a responsibility themselves *providing* he is asked to and agrees. A Real Man marries for life. A Real Man surrenders his marriage gracefully if it does not work. A Real Man loves and honors his spouse above all else. A Real Man honors and respects *ALL* women, be she Queen or harlot. A Real Man is sexually and emotionally responsive to his spouse or girlfriend. A Real Man is at
Making Friends
i like to say that in the 2 days i been here i have already made a few friends, it great being able to just say hello without any strings attached. I know some places ya go they forever trying to pick ya up but here it different, ya feel so at ease an therefore want to come back. TY furbar an the ppl who make this possable ya great:D
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Funny Joke
A man walks into a drug store to get tampns for his wife. He asks the clerk were they are, she tells him wich ile they are on. He looks around the store for a few minutes. When he gets to the rgister he has cotton balls and string. The clerk is curious and ask's " Weren't you looking for tampons". He said " I sent my wife to the store for smokes she came back with tabbaco and rolling papers. And said it is cheaper this way. So I figure if I have to roll my own to save money so does she".
Deleting My Page
Doing Ok
If I Leave Today
If I leave today,don't shed a tear. Just remember the times we had when I was here. Just smile and thank god for your life. Never walk while your down,keep your stride. But to think of me,think of me as a good friend. But just remember when the sun rises you day begins. SO if i leave today,don't shed a tear. We'll hang out again,I'll bring the beer,I'll bring the beer.
Im So Sorry
Thursday, September 06, 2007 Im So Sorry Current mood: sad Category: Romance and Relationships as the tears stream down my cheeks my mind races to find all the good times the happy moments the smiles and laughter the births of our children first days of school holidays our first home businesses accomplishments it searches for the kisses and the hugs, the passion and the unconditional love nothing i could do to make you go away you have made it your choice to stay through thick and thin nothing i could do to push you away forgivness has been your M.O. and why why do you continue to forgive me the things i have put you through would make any person run in the damned opposite direction but not you i almost wonder if you like the hurt the pain and the tears i cause as i try and force love to my heart so that i wont hear the sadness in your voice or see the tears run down your face it strugles to be found it is there but has diminished to a
About Me
My name is Jory Bruce.Im 6'2 185Ilbs and im in the national guard.I live in Lexington,TN and in my free time i like to hang out with my friends and party.If you hav any more u want to know anything else about me let me know and ill and more will be added to this blog
So basically I don't understand guys Whatever happened to forgive and forget I can do it Why cant they? The shit that comes outta my mouth isn't right 100% of the time Just to put it out there And Whats up with the bitch ass comments when I post mumms Who the fuck says I'm a slut One guy girl right here... Fuck this site fucks with my mind lol Now that it's out I can get back to studying
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I am so glad it is Friday and this week is over with. I had a lot to do this week with work and got it all accomplished and then on top of it had the court date with anthony yesterday. It turned out to be that it wasn't court Thank God! It was the probation department and we went and discussed his punishment for his "big" crime he did with the officer. She actually kind of laughed that he got arrested for stealing a soda. I am sure the kids that she is assigned to have done a lot worse! She called him a "big time criminal". I laughed. It was evident that we did not belong there. You should have seen the people that were in there for probation! Scary!!!! They were looking at us and probably wondering why we were there! We didn't look like meth heads or criminals. LOL She said that actually what they assigned him before was worse than what she was going to make him do. She said that was a bit extreme. He has to do 30 hours of community service. Attend a clas
Marriage??? Current mood: creative Category: Romance and Relationships You want to be my who? And make me your what? And we can do it where? And this has to happen by when? But how? I want you to be my husband. And that would make me your wife. And we can do it on the beautiful island of Jamaica or Hawaii or Fiji. And I would like it to happen by my next birthday. But baby, the only way this can happen is with change. By change I mean, You want me to stop seeing who? You want me to do what? You want me to stop going where? And you expect this to happen by when? Well baby, I cant stop seeing my girls, they always have my back. I cant stop working and give up who I am, and we need the money. I cant stop going to the library to go on the computer for it is endless knowledge. I cant guarantee you my heart at anytime, bound with conditions. I want you to accept my friends, embrace them and make them yours as w
On Number 3
Well, I just found out today at 2pm that I am gonna be a daddy again of my 3rd child and I am excited actually. Me and my fiance went thru a bad turn and split up for a lil bit. Well she told a couple of days ago that she was late,(all you women know what I mean)!!!Well, I myself, didnt think nuthin of it, then today comes around and she stops by cryin, and she tells me that she is prego,lol. First instenct, I gave her a hug. So, yup there is my good news for the day. Sry Kayla for hurtin you girl I never ment to do so.
Fluffy White Devils
Silly me, standing upon this soap box, whoopee! Teaching my ministry God is me, this mind to small for its own catastrophes The many me's dead and gone As I look too the sky to see Fluffy white devils staring endlessly Good as any answer I suppose Because nothing, no blame can be placed on me Fulfilling my life's philosophy That greed should be envied, I plead Its purpose clear, desire not need My purpose can't be so easily defined Much like fluffy white devils I want as mine Infinite, ever-changing in their possibility Why can't this be, be for thee You're asking the wrong person you see, no not me Just look to the sky to see Fluffy white devils staring endlessly A poem about change. By: iJ
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For a Saturday it has been kind of rough. For some reason which I do not know why, my neck was hurting really bad all night and all day today. I don't think I did anything to hurt it? It must be tension. Tension from my son and the thing from last week. It was a nice day. Well.....not raining at least. It has been very cold and rainy for a long time and today there was a break. It actually got quite warm for winter. I think it was 59 degrees! I had the moon roof open on my car today to let in fresh air while I was driving. The moon roof on my car is huge. The back seat has a moon roof too. Peter and I went to Home Depot to look at tile for the kid's bathroom. That is where the pain in my neck really started to hurt. We picked out a tile and bought it. It is a neutral color so it should be fine. We also looked at cabinets and sinks but we decided to get the floor in first and then worry about that. There are other stores I would like to check first before buying
Louisville, Baby!!!!
It's that time of year again, were work becomes fun and we get to go on trips!!!! Hell yeah I love it! This year Louisville is the first trip, Unless we we go to Nashville on the 16th, which then Nashville's first then Louisville. This is the best way to kick that Cabin fever, I'm sure Ryan will be happy to, I'll stop re-aranging the house, and deleting his DVR-ed programs. Then the twice a week trips to borders will cease. I love road trips, and with both of them being so close I don't have to mess with the airports. Well were back!!!!! Had a great time in Louisville, hope you all like the pics that we posted. Feel free to leave your smart ass comments, Ryan loves to read them. But the flu is going around and it's hit our house, ryan's all laid up today, spend last night at the hospital trying to break his fever. So i thought while he was sleeping i'd try and catch up on my emails, and say hi. Well To all my favorite people "Helloooooooo" Now i'm
The Alcohol Is Slutty.. Not Me =]
Okay okay okay.. It's not all the alcohol's fault. BUT... It does help.
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It's not easy having 5 people in your family and only one bathroom! Taking showers and using the restroom are not that easy and it is only the second day of dealing with it and already I am about to scream. Peter got a total of 4 or 5 tiles laid down yesterday. I didn't complain because as I was working on my computer, I could hear him cussing up a storm every time he put one down. I guess they shifted? I did however ask him last night when he might be done with the tile so we can put the toilet back in and he growled at me saying it is going to be a while. Oh no! I am going to lovingly push him very hard to finish it! ;) My son had a doctor appointment this morning and I learned a lot about him in 15 minutes. He told the doctor that he sometimes puts the pill back in the bottle when I leave the room. So that is why some days he doesn't do so hot at school! He also informed us that he rarely eats his sandwich! Kids! We are going to stop making them a lunch if they
How Dare You...
How dare you walk into my life at the eleventh hour, Causing confusion in my world and seizing the power That I possess over the feelings I choose to have for a man, You weakened my wall by holding my hand; By being the man that I miss And showing you care in just one kiss. How dare you walk into my life through the back door and unannounced; Leaving me dreaming of every moment we've spent together and thinking of every ounce Of desire I feel to have our souls connect in such passion that it's surreal; To feel your heart pounding against my chest, To be entangled in each other's arms, My lips kissing your neck as your tongue explores my breasts; Back and forth, up and down, On the floor, in the shower, 'Til my head rests on your chest at the morning glory hour. How dare you walk into my life and expose these thoughts that I have buried for so long, That I have been able to suppress So that I may go on; You've put me in a spot from which I cannot move, You've
Ladies, this is the ultimate song to strip to for a's a sad song if u listen to the lyrics but dam the beat and if u got the right movement to go with hmmmm...blow his mind!
My Status...
Please Pray
My babygirl Is sick. Shes just not feeling good at all if you can go by her page and wish her well I'd be greatful. Hell drop her some chicken soup or a get well card. Thank you very much and have a great night
Father And Daughter Bond
While I was sitting on the couch last night watching TV I heard one of my rug rats coming down the stairs. I looked over at my daughter and told her she was crazy. Cause I tell her she is crazy all the time for some of the stuff she does. She walked right over to me hugged me and gave me a big kiss on the cheek. How could you ever get mad when they go and do something like that. Then I came to realize that she does that all the time and I am just now catching it. When ever she doesn't listen or when she wont clean her room(which is dirty at least 5 times a day, of course her brother helps her destroy the place) I get mad at her and explain to her why I am mad and she goes and does something so sweet that I end up helping her out anyways with whatever she was cleaning....I just realized last night how wrapped she has me and it made me laugh. I already have the hardest time telling her no I am not sure what I am going to do when she gets older and everything is that much more impo
I Am Too Good To People
About Me
Why the hell did I go to all the trouble of writing stuff about me only to be sent tons of requests by people who obviously didn't read a word about me? I am as close to lesbian as a bi woman can be yet prolly 90% of requests fro friendship have been from guys. I'll make a bet with anyone that most of them never say a word to me. Any friends want to chat with me, leave a message and I will give my yahoo. Take care n have fun
You Might Be A Redneck??
You might be a redneck... When people ask, "Is this country ready for a woman president?" I don't bristle... I just think. I'm supposed to be so clever, but I can't think of how to re-phrase that question in a way that satisfies me. "Is this country still so backward that we cannot have a woman president?" That's not so bad. Often as I walk to work I pass news crews, but NONE of them ever stop me to ask my opinion. I'm ready! Hey! If they asked me, I'd say, "Ready? It doesn't matter if we're ready. We NEED a woman president. We NEED a Black president. We need to get over it! We need to just do it, so we don't cower at the possibility any more. "We don't need to be the last nation on Earth to do it. We don't need to be backward." If you wonder whether we're ready for a woman president... ... you might just be a redneck.
It Is What It Is
About Me
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: RacquelNickname(s): KelAge: 28Birthday: 11/02/1979Birthplace: Manchester, NHCurrent Location: HooksettEye Color: HazelHair Color: BrownHeight: 5'10Weight: Lefty or Righty: RightyZodiac Sign: ScorpioWhat Do You Drive: PonticScreenname: 69foru{---Favorites---}Color: PurpleNumber: 69Band: BuckycherryMusic Genre: RockTV Show: Tru TVMovie: Sweet Home AlabamaActor: Brad PitActress: Reese WitherspoonKind of Movie: HorrorCartoon: Family GuySport: FootballFast Food Restaurant: Taco BellFood: ChickenIce Cream: Peanut Butter CupCereal: Fruity PebblesCandy: M&msDrink: Pepsi
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Gosh I am tired. I have been working all day and trying to put out fires with work. Ugh! Wish there were more competent people at work. My idiot step sister is supposed to give me....wait, let me rephrase that. My idiot step sister HAS to give me a bunch of stuff for work that I have to work on and have been waiting forever to get from her. She has to give me stuff from back in October, that is how behind she is. So irritating. I found out today that she is not going to work tomorrow. WHAT? So apparently she is going to drop all of this stuff off tomorrow here at the house. I will try to refrain from chocking her. Or at least not leave marks. ;) So if I do not get everything done tomorrow which is pretty impossible, I will have to work most of the weekend. Not fun. I have a meeting on Monday that I have to have all of this stuff done for. I just want to kick her in the ass. I am going to have to have a big chat with my Dad about her. It just isn't right that she p
One Hot Night
You and you're girlfriend are at a night club and you've been dancin extremely close on the crowded dance floor all night. You whisper into her ear that the two of you could have sex right there, right now and no one would ever know. She whispers back that she's game. You feel yourself growing just at the thought. She's only wearing a very short skirt with thigh highs and just a thong underneath. She reaches down between your bodies and carefully pulls out your erection. You back her up so her back is against the wall. Someone bumps into you just as you thrust into her. The bodies around you keep bumping into you, causing you to thrust harder into her. The two of you are pretty worked up from all the dancing and grinding. You can feel her body tense all around you as she climaxes, bringing you over the edge with her. You're staying late at your sister's photography studio. You promised you'd help her out and do her last appointment for the night because something had come up and the
Kids....say The Darndest Damn Things In Public
Ok so you've seen the pepto bismol commercials with various people attempting to sing the "nausea heartbearn indigestion upset stomach diarrheaaa" well there's on particular commerical my kids and I find really funny where one lady is saying diarheaaa and is all crazy about it.. To make a long story short... we went to the mall today... and the video store... My 4 year old WOULD NOT... stop saying DIARHEEAAAAA lmao as loud as she could and as often... DAMN THE TV!!!!
Confessions Of A Broken Heart
Pain... Tension... Fatigue... Depression... Anger, Aggression, Frustration. All these unwanted sensations - Burning, hurting, tearing. My heart alone, cold and fearing. Why won't you let me sleep, let me rest, Let me forget To eradicate, eliminate, destroy all my regrets? These memories inside, swirling, twirling, unwilling to reside in the corner of my mind. Repeating, resisting, insisting - Refusing to be denied its recognition Of its position in my Frustration, Confusion, Delusion. Ah, to close my eyes and let time fly by, Because there's so much to gain By forgetting these dreams driving me insane. Unfocused, unclear, out of control, My world spinning, spinning, spinning, My sanity flying through the door. My reason, my logic, oh, it's tragic, Like fine sands running through my hands, I'm losing my mind.
My friend Dallas Angel is in the Killer Kleevage Contest, which runs till Feb 5th. Dallas Angel is currantly in 3rd place at the momment and could do with a little help to move her up in to 2nd place and 1st place as well of course. So if any of my Fubar friends & family have any spare time then please click on the picture link below to come and help out my friend Dallas Angel. Thanks Willie & Dallas Angel
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Holy Fuck! I have been working all day fixing the mistakes that someone else made. Not my idea of fun. My eyes are going crossed from staring at numbers all day. I think I need to do one or 2 more accounts and then be done for the day and pick it back up tomorrow fresh. Fresh eyes does wonders. I really want to strangle the person that made these mistakes. How incompetent can one person be? Yes by the way...I am perfect! LAMO HAHAHAHA It is Friday and usually I don't work a whole lot on Friday. I think I need a stiff drink. Or a stiff something! Hmmm....Martin, why do you have to be so far away? Peter has been sick so I haven't been getting anything from him. :( Damn damn damn. I certainly am not going to kiss him and take the chance of getting sick. I think I just might meet my meeting Monday if I get all of this shit for work done. I am crossing my fingers. Well,back to work. Enjoy your weekend everyone. Kiss and love Martin! Ciao baby!
Words Can Not Describe
Words can not describe Why do i love you? words can not describe, the way that you look at me, with love in your eyes. why do i love you? maybe it's cause your sweet, saying "your the only one for me", makes my heart skip a beat. Do you know, What have you've done to me? you've stolen my heart, you give me a reason to breathe. Do you know your the reason, that i wake up each day, just seeing your smile, makes my day worth while. Why can't i stop thinking of you, i ask myself each night, you make me feel so loved, you just make everything seem right. you take away my pain, wipe away my tears, hold me in your arms, i have nothing to fear. Do you know how much i love you? words can not describe, i think you will never know, what i feel for you inside... i love you so much, it's so hard to say, i love you so much, each and everyday.
Perfect In My Eyes
Perfect in my eyes Never will it matter how you hurt me, Never will it matter how you lied, You always were and ever will be perfect in my eyes. I'll never think of you badly and I'll never wish you were gone No matter how my heart has been broken Ill never do you wrong. Love never takes a time out and it never stops for a day when you love, you love forever in any kind of way! So it will never matter you hurt me, or how many times ive cried, i love you and thats all that i know, Your perfect in my eyes!!!
Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved
Alone Again On Valentines Day...
Yet again I have nobody on this holiday to entire life and not once have I had someone special to buy chocolate for...or hell even flowers for that matter...everyone I come across loves to fuck with my feelings. Why should this year be any different? Just another lonely day...a reminder that nobody wants me, that all my efforts and love put forth towards a special someone are always taken advantage of...maybe one day someone will actually love me and not lie about it...maybe one valentines day I will actually have someone...
Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream Prep Time: 22 mins Total Time: 22 mins Ingredients 6 ounce(s) yogurt, lemon, low-fat, such as Yoplait Lemon Burst 1 tablespoon sugar, brown 2 tablespoon sour cream, reduced-fat 1/2 teaspoon lemon peel, grated 1/2 medium melon, cantaloupe, 2 cups chopped 1 cup(s) pineapple chunks, fresh 1 cup(s) strawberries, fresh sliced 2 whole kiwi, peeled and cubed 1 tablespoon mint, fresh, chopped Preparation 1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a small bowl; cover and chill until ready to serve. 2. Combine cantaloupe and next 4 ingredients in a large bowl, tossing well to combine. Divide fruit salad evenly among 5 serving bowls; spoon lemon cream evenly over each serving. Yield: 5 servings (serving size: 1 cup fruit salad and 2 tablespoons lemon cream). Latvian Potato Salad Ingredients: 6 potatoes 6 eggs 6 pickles (optional) 6 pickled beets, or equivalent in sliced pickled beets (optional) 1 apple (optional) Dressing: 3 lar
Poems From My Eros Page
The Mist The beauty of water, envious of your passion turns to vapor in your presents, only to long for your touch dose it form rain to once again touch your body and reclaim its true form. EROS Earth and Beauty The wind slows the moon dims, and the sun fears to rise beyond the horizon. Waters still, the fish lay deep below the water, and the trees could not stand to drop a leaf. Your presents bewilder them and the earth takes a gasp, and takes in your beauty. EROS Tears You must walk into the day, for the sun forgets to rise without you whisper. You must venture out into the night, for the moon must reflect upon its insecurities. In your perfume weighs the essence of your passion. In your breath lays the touch of the gentile wind. Your Tears breads life to an ocean and in your love brings comfort to my heart. EROS Death Ye as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the darkness that fear itself loths,
Well....Alot has changed sense I blogged....Well I am no longer with Louie....We are in the middle of getting divorced right now and i am happy to report that he has moved on to some other "woman".....And thats all i have to say about that whole subject....As for me....well I have started seeing a wonderful MAN...Chris is my roommate...Kels cousin....I met him one night on a wim and we have been interested in each other every since....Chris and I have been together for about 1.5 months now and its been the best month and a half in my life....Since we met I have learned what it is like to actually be treated like a woman and not somebodies damn maid....Chris knows how to take care of himself and doesnt expect me to wait on him hand and foot....actually if you want to be technical we take care of each other....He does alot more for me then any other man has ever even offered.Anyways....well things between us are wonderful and might be moving faster than a normal couple....WHO KNOWS....
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HOW TO EAT PUSSY! 95% 0f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for the key pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all's easier to make em cum w/their lips u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat par
My Sister if ur bored and have a salute and wanna help out my sister heres the link to her pic she is sweetassuga thanks
I am loosing my paitence with school. It is taking to long to get my degree and I am getting very discouraged. This sucks.
Missoula, Montana
summer lightning and rainbows and fire on the mountain the sun shines in rain winter cold wet hazy air no one feels like dancing now let's all go get drunk the world was orange today all suffused with hazy glow I watched 'til it was gone left downtown, waiting a girl with a camera asked if she could take my picture asked if i was waiting for someone i said no i lied
RIP sheldon craig micheal bartley jr. a.k.a(booner)..we love and miss you this should of never happend to you..but justice will be served..well we know your in a better place now away from this fucked up world... LOVE YOUR, FAMILY WE WILL MISS YOU BORN NOVEMBER 2006-DIED FEBRURARY 6,2008 1:10 AM
Dale Jr.
Thank God for Nascar and Dale Jr. Dale wins the Bud shootout.
My Business
HEY EVERYONE.I AM UPGRADING MY WEBSITE IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS.RIGHT NOW IT HAS 150 ITEMS IN IT AND ALL ARE UNDER 20$.WHEN ITS UPGRADED IT WILL HAVE 3000 ITEMS IN IT.MY WEBSITE IS WWW.GIFTSANDGOODIES.US SO CHECK IT OUT.LOTS OF STUFF FOR MOM,DAD,BIRTHDAYS,ANIVERSERIES AND HOLLIDAYS. my website is up and has over 2800 products in it.alot are under 20$.the website is check it out. finally my new website is up and has over 2800 items in it and a lot are under 20$ the site is
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Vote 10 For Karson
Well this is my first blog and i could use some help from all my friends and Fubar family... My son Karson is entered in a cutest baby contest at a local Radio station. The voting is set up on a 1-10 scale just like Fubar is.... Please help us out with a vote of 10... Here is the link: just copy and past in your browser and up it will pop, only one vote just like fubar. Oh and one other thing just prior to the picture being takin at 3:30 AM he was helping his Dad give out 10's to all his friends..... He is always givin 10's out
Things I've Learned In A Month
***(I know no one will probably read this, because it's just stupid mindless chatter. But it's not written for any other reason than to get it out of my head. Feel free to read if you'd like to, even give input if you'd like. Thanks!) After being broken up with, then being laid off... All in the same week... I thought the new year was going to be a pretty crappy year. One of those where no matter what you do, things just keep getting worse and worse and everything goes wrong... Not gonna happen. Things start out crappy, but they get better if you have faith and keep smiling. I've realized that there are alot of things I can sit and worry about all day long, and it's not going to do any good. All I can do is smile and hope for the best (Sadly, it took me being on Zoloft for a month to realize that I can't control things). I can't make things go a certain way, I can't make anyone do anything or think anything or say anything. Nor do I want to. I want people to be around me
WASHINGTON — U.S. fighter planes intercepted two Russian bombers flying unusually close to an American aircraft carrier in the western Pacific during the weekend, The Associated Press has learned. A U.S. military official says that one Russian Tupolev 95 buzzed the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz twice, at a low altitude of about 2,000 feet, while another bomber circled about 50 nautical miles out. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity because the reports on the flights were classified as secret. The Saturday incident, which never escalated beyond the flyover, comes amid heightened tensions between the United States and Russia over U.S. plans for a missile defense system based in Poland and the Czech Republic. Such Russian bomber flights were common during the Cold War, but have been rare since. The bombers were among four Russian Tupolev 95s launched from Ukrainka in the middle of the night, including one that Japanese officials say violated their country's airs
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Finally Single
i am finally single and im moving back to NY hoping to start fresh and hoping to meet new ppl that i can hangout with and get to know if u want to know more send me a message.... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ya'll!!! hope u have a great day
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Uncode Me
uncode me-IT’S like the bad ass game ASSAINS CREED read on----unlock my dna past government scientist come on please!!!!!!!!I need to know which Greek God I lOVED and which Goddess I was too-- DNA, or deoxyribonucleic acid, is the hereditary material in humans and almost all other organisms. Nearly every cell in a person’s body has the same DNA. Most DNA is located in the cell nucleus (where it is called nuclear DNA), but a small amount of DNA can also be found in the mitochondria (where it is called mitochondrial DNA or mtDNA). The information in DNA is stored as a code made up of four chemical bases: adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), and thymine (T). Human DNA consists of about 3 billion bases, and more than 99 percent of those bases are the same in all people. The order, or sequence, of these bases determines the information available for building and maintaining an organism, similar to the way in which letters of the alphabet appear in a certain order to form words and
Swim With Me
It laps so gently onto the powder white sand, it crashes with rage and batters the land. It gives and it takes, its power pure might, and yet within the waves you can take flight. Distances so vast, it separates the land, but all it takes is one caring hand. One you can trust to guide and to show, that the ocean is there and can make us grow. We mirror the rhythm of its ebb, its flow, we make love so hard, fast or slow. Waves rolling taking us closer, building into that one place we both simply know. Let my fingers wrap tight as you take hold of my hand, step over the pebbles through the sand. We can leave those footprints so soft in the beach, others can follow if they take one hand they can reach. Swim with me and dive into the deep, through those waves, let them lap and leap. We will find those places so dark with no light, ones we must all see before we can take flight. It can cleanse a soul filled with so much pain, it will fill your heart with the
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Dude's With Naked Dude Comment Photos?
OK guys check it out. Putting a half naked buff dude on a girl's page will not make her panties magically disappear for you. Now if you are gay, I am obviously not talking to you. Now if you are a straight guy, why in the fuck are you putting half naked men on people's pages? You might want to double check your sexual preference there, tiger! In a nutshell, half naked men HTML on a girl's page will not make her want you. If you are interested, quit commenting on her T&A and compliment her eyes or just strike up a normal conversation. STOP PUTTING UP NAKED DUDES ON HERE...IT DOES NOT WORK!
Xbox 360 Cake
I made a xbox 360 fruit cake. What do u think?
God Im So Bored!!!
Short Story
A Rose for Emily by William Faulkner I WHEN Miss Emily Grierson died, our whole town went to her funeral: the men through a sort of respectful affection for a fallen monument, the women mostly out of curiosity to see the inside of her house, which no one save an old man-servant--a combined gardener and cook--had seen in at least ten years. It was a big, squarish frame house that had once been white, decorated with cupolas and spires and scrolled balconies in the heavily lightsome style of the seventies, set on what had once been our most select street. But garages and cotton gins had encroached and obliterated even the august names of that neighborhood; only Miss Emily's house was left, lifting its stubborn and coquettish decay above the cotton wagons and the gasoline pumps-an eyesore among eyesores. And now Miss Emily had gone to join the representatives of those august names where they lay in the cedar-bemused cemetery among the ranked and anonymous graves of Union and Confed More
Family Members
HERE ARE OUR MEMBERS!! (the member marked will be the first offered fu-bux we earn) that way every member gets a million Hopeless Romantic (co-founder) Lauria (co-founder) . . . .
Blood And Chocalate
I am up early, and I was thinking, Hmmm the taste of pure light, and empowerment. I am sanguine for thoughs of you that do not know me. I love the taste of flesh, and the dribble of blood. I live on it. Yes I know I will get some heads turned, but that is how I am. Interesting, and never boring. Ha, at least I try. Anyhoo, I was just thinking about something that would make me smile, and well my nature caught my mind. To find a donor, is quite hard. So one day I will make that bond. I find in blood letting that one can fully explore the other. I am true to my nature, and if that bothers you then I understand. Go hang out were it is safer, if not I would love to say hello. I am a very loving creature, yet I find that I can also be dangerous. (Smiles)....well I had better get ready for bed. I look forward to hearing from everyone. Sleep well.
What Are You Thinking
I have not been on fubar too long, but I have noticed that some of the guys on here are well lets just say are interesting lol. I have meet some very nice people that I enjoy talking to greatly and would actually some day like to meet. Now on the other hand there have been some, (recently been removed from my list) that have come on way to strong. My lord take a chill pill if something was to happen it will. Just remember stalking is not viewed as cute, sexy, or ok in any way. Cheers to my new found friends on fubar, stalkers go check out Lindsey Lohan I here she needs a little something in her life.
I Need Your Help
ok, so me and my best friend Tiffany(she is under family on my page) are like sisters. We have the same relationship problems, and regardless of whatever we try to do to make a relationship work, it never prevails. WTF? Is it us or the guys we're choosing? Should we just lie low until someone comes to us and shows interest or should we still attempt to play the world famous love hunting game?? Let me know ur thoughts please =)
What To Know?
This Life Of Mine 30
I just went out and looked at the moon. I tried to take some pictures of it but it looks like a dot on my camera, lol It is a beautiful sight! There are stars out with the moon also. Very pretty. I have just finished working for the day. I worked all day long and all evening long! ugh! I got a lot done though so that is really good. Peter is in the kitchen making dinner and it smells really good. I am starving! He is making grilled chicken with vegetables and pesto sauce with noodles. It smells so good. I got a deal on an X-Box game today. I picked up Christopher after school and for all of his A's he has been getting, I told him I would buy him a new game. I went to Best Buy and he picked out Dirt which is a race game. It is a $50 game and when I went up to the cash register, they have new computers to check you out. Some how the $50 game came up a $20 game! Woo hoo. lol I like that price. Well, it's dinner time! Kisses Martin ~~ciao~~
Well people im 30 yrs old today! WOO HOO? i just dont know how to go bout this! Should i take this in stride or just as another year closer to death? What do u fubarians say?
This Life Of Mine 31
Just when I think Winter is gets cold again and is raining. :( I am really ready for Spring to come. It was nice having a week of almost 70 degree temps. I will stop my bitching now. Oh no, I just realized my poor dog is outside. I just let her in. Thankfully she was a bit sheltered from the rain. She was acting naughty earlier so I threw her butt outside. It wasn't raining then. Maybe she will learn to not behave bad? Nah. My son is home sick today. Says he thinks he has Mono. Hmm? He said it has been going around school. Unfortunately, there isn't anything you can do about mono. It sucks. I got it 2 years ago in the summer. What did I get it from? I am pretty sure I got it from the nail salon because she cut my toe. About 6 weeks later I get really sick and the doctor tested me for Mono and sure as shit, I had it. I was shocked to say the least. 40 years old with Mono (the kissing disease!). Unfortunately the older you are, the worse it hits you
News Update
The Day I Got The Ps3..
does anyone have a ps3? ... i for one thought i wouldnt get one for a grip.. but pookie hooked me up with the loot to get one.. n to shorten the bill traded my 360 for it as well. i realy dont think it was a bad deal at all.. it was 200 but its worth it in the long run when the better titles come out... n if anyone who reading this n has a ps3 n would like to added as a homie online hit m e up i play shooters.. rpgs.. pretty mutch anythang besides racIng games.. cuz they suck! ANYWAY.. hit me up.. _marty
Tune in to WAIF 88.3 FM, Cincinnati tonight from 1-5 am because J.J. Diggum and myself (Senor Bull) will be back at it again. Jammin the shit that the mainstream is afraid to play. Do you like offensive idiocy laced with music you love but barely ever hear? Do you sit screaming at the voices in your head that Lemme is God?!?! Then make sure to tune in as J.J. and I sit in for Plutonium Jelly and Weird Waves tonight on WAIF 88.3 FM ( for you webheads). Hear great artists like Motorhead, Slayer, Helloween, Pantera (more than just "Walk"), and much much more! A reincarnation of Z Rock?? Kind of...only now, it's on WAIF, Cincinnati. And if thesde bands seem a little to rough for you dead head hippy type pinko fags, well then tune into WAIF at 2am fow Weird Waves. J.J. and I will hang out and get mellow (or ever you like to word it) with some good ol leave your head and enter the mind realm of great old 60's and 70's type shtuff. Kind of a classic rock thing wi
The Best Dj's On Earth And Beyond!
the SISR lounge is now open for business! Drop by and say hi and bring in a friend or two! We rock out loud! Just go to my lounge list and enter for a drama free fun zone! Also the best tunes ever on SISR!
Principles On The Pathway Back To Innocence In Relationships
*AWARENESS Investigate the patterns and see what actually goes on: are the difficult parts a new experience? Have they happened before? What was your response then? Are the good parts okay? Is it easy to maintain them? *ACCEPTANCE Accept your role in co-creating the experiences you had, without judgement. Accept your results; accept yourself, as you are. Accept that you are generally trying the best you can, and so are others. Accept others as they are, without trying to change them. *TRUTH Tell the truth about who you are and what you want, not in anger or confrontation, but in certainty and safety. *CONFIDENCE Assume the best: assume you can have what you want, and others can have what they want, too. *FORGIVENESS Forgive your sins, past, present, and future. Forgive others for their mistakes. *LOVE "Be" love (accept love) and "do" love (give love) in equal measure. Both are required for a whole, healthy experience. 11:11, JAN/FEB 2008, vol.1, no.1. pg 7
One Voice
although two souls are meeting there is but one voice capturing the moment captivating and controlling the thoughts, actions, words leading the way for conscious desire and decisive emotion stories and daily goings- on are frequently passed between the one voice and the intermixed beings creating a warm happiness a sense of belonging an aura of completeness a comfortable existence time, a distant memory fading in and fading out, its power and autonomy fall on blissfully ignorant, yet distinctly aware, ears - focused and true with the quantity of well spent hours adding up and summarizing the feelings and beliefs shared and opposed, comes an ability to confide and uphold moments, eternities abundant with understanding.
Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car, get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car, get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife a grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *
Black Star
Black star, jewel of the night Black star, burning bright Magnificent sun, a beacon burning Five pointed coal, a guide eternal Black star, five pointed coal Black star, the cosmic soul Shining opaque, celestial furnace Glittering dark, a sun in mourning Black star, where light never shines Black star won't you be my guide? A dead sun for where the light never shines Shine on... Twinkle, twinkle black star Shine on... Black star, darken the skies Forever burn, never to die An ebony flame, a sun infernal Nemesis of the night, my own dark angel Black star, jewel of the night Black star, so cruel, so bright A glorious sun, with warmth so healing Glittering dark, a sun in mourning Black star, where light never shines Black star won't you be my guide? A dead sun for where the light never shines Shine on... Twinkle, twinkle black star Shine on... black star (lead) Shine on... Twinkle, twinkle black star Shine on...
Thank You
thank you for being there for me, listening to what i have to say, lookn into my eyes to see, helpin me through a bad day. thanks for asking me how i was, showing me that you care, asking me things nobody else does, always being fair. thanks for putting me on your side, making sure i'm okay. you being my place to hid on a rainy day. but now that day had ended, the sun has risen and now your wisdom has gone. no longer am i defendedyou didn't bring me along. i wish i would've said what i wandted to say, but i held it allin, there are things i wish i could tell you today, that i just wasn't ready to then. you looked at me and said that i could always talk to you, but you were someone i hardly knew. and now that wou've gone away. there is so much that i wish i could say. so that you my friend, that is what i've been desiring to say, for being my umbrella, on that rainy day.
Take People As They Are
I AM NOTICEING WOMEN ARE LOOKIN FOR GUYS 6FT4 OR TALLER WHO ARE LIKE TAN AND GQ LOOKIN,WHATS THE MATTER WITH A GUY ,KINA OVER WEIGHT ONLY 5FT 10 OR 11IN TALL WE ALL CANT BE STUDS,BUT WOW ON ALOT OF THE DATING SITES ,IM GETTING IF YOU WERE THIS TALLER OR THAT IM LIKE JEEZE TAKE ME AS ME I NEVER CLAM TO BE A STUD OR A CHIP N DALE IM JUST ME I think people should take people as they are just because some of us arent prefect and then some think they are just cause somebody is alittle over weight it makes them a bad person, like for me im not 6ft 5 or some stud or a GQ lookin person im myself,i seen people get judge cause of how they look just because i got long hair dont make me a druggie or a bad person,just because i dont wear a suit everyday dont mean im a hobo or something,u know like going out dancing i get somebody i cant dance with cause your to heavy ,they should say no thank you,just becuase im not perfect dont make me a bad person,sorry for ramblin just my 2 cents worth
Jealous Guy
I was dreaming of the past. And my heart was beating fast, I began to lose control, I began to lose control, I didn't mean to hurt you, I'm sorry that I mad you cry, I didn't want to hurt you, I'm just a jealous guy, I was feeling insecure, You might not love me any more, I was shivering inside, I was shivering inside, I was trying to catch your eyes, Thought that you were trying to hide, I was swallowing my pain, I was swallowing my pain.
Hug Certificate
This poem is very sweet. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You). You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tick 'em off! If you receive this back
Good Bye
Well its official, i'm being charged with my felony shit, so after Monday March 3rd I will no longer have access to anything so after that if anyone wants to write me my address will be posted here monday by my friend. PeAcE
Thoughts 3
It is almost 10pm. I worked really long hours today. Spent a little time talking to Boober and Ms. Australia and other then that, work work work! My daughter made dinner for us tonight. It was so unhealthy but damn good! She is a good little cook but doesn't do well with making more than one thing at a time. So we had rolled taco's with salsa she made and some bean dip she made. I guess that is 3 things but WHERE'S THE VEGETABLES? She told me the salsa was a vegi. LOL It was good and neither Peter or I had to make it so it was good to me. Then we came in our room and watched television because our kids were in the other room watching tv so damn loud. I really think they are going def from wearing earphones and having it be loud. It was kind of nice to be watching tv in bed and being lazy and then fooling around ;). That is always fun. I think tomorrow I will tackle my taxes and get them done. I am just not looking forward to it because I know that we are going
A Mega Of An Apology !!!!
Just Brandy's Thoughts
a whore. Yeah....we get the point, huh? Can't change the nature of a whore and all that. But you know...I believe that we all have our own inner whore. It resides next door to our sarcastic bitch and across the hall from our inner child. And like the kid, or the bitch even, it must be well feed. It's the manner in which you do the feeding that determines how people view you. I mean really...if a woman never feeds her inner whore, or only occassionally throws some morsel at it....she's considered frigid, is she not? She's the ice queen, with a padlock on her panties...and probably quiet bitchy, to boot. She will be called many things...but never whore, slut, tramp, etc. On the other hand, if a woman is controlled by her inner know the kind. I'm sure we can all think of at least one by name. I know I can. Bet my friends are even thinking the same name At any rate...when the inner whore has essentially have no boundaries, no respect for any
Random Bs..
The crappy health these last 2 years.... is getting old. But its not really bad. Its like one thing after another though,so thats why its annoying. Recently for I'd say 2-3 weeks my stomach at nightjust seems outta wack. Like night time nautiousness(no not prego) And on top of that my c-section scar is acting up. Last month and this month Im getting a pain which kinda feels like the pain I had after havin the surgery(well pain I felt when getting outta bed wrong) So thats one more thing to add to my list. And doctors just seem to be getting more gready and hardly giving a damn about the people they treat anymore. Theres something wrong yet people dont like to go cause sometimes it just seems so pointless. In pain. This bites. Im sure Jess will be on a rampaige later. That little girl just knows when I dont feel good. I just hope she's good instead. Going back to work 2marrow after being off for 15 days. Vacations never last.. It'll prob be another 6yrs before I see one again. Cant w
I figured I would say hey to all my friends. If you wanna know anything about me just message me and ask. I'll tell you what I can. Well don't be a stranger.
Kosovo And Ethnic Independence
Kosovo has long been considered by Serbs to be a part of Serbia -- even though Kosovo is now 90% Albanian -- just as Los Angeles is considered by Americans to be a part of America, despite its present immense Mexican population. But last week the Albanian-majority Kosovo asserted its complete independence from Serbia and the new state was acknowledged as legitimate by nearly two dozen nations including the United States. Our point is not to declare the rightness or wrongness of Kosovo's declaration of independence. Rather we ask on what grounds the U.S. recognized it? If is okay for Kosovo to break away from Serbia on the grounds of ethnic self-determination, then why is the entire White population of America being confined to the prison of a multicultural country?
Something Yummmy To Make
Keith’s Home made Salsa 2 – Cans of whole peeled tomatoes 2 – Yellow or Anaheim chilies (same type) 2 – Serrano pepper 2- Jalapeno peppers 1- Large red onion 1- Small sweet onion 1 – Bunch of cilantro (buy fresh and smell for a strong scent) 1 – Table spoon of salad oil 1 – Clove garlic * Salt to taste * Oregano to taste **Optional** Limes to taste What to do: Pour the juice that’s in the tomato can and place into a blender. Dice up the tomatoes and place in a bowl. Chop half of the cilantro red and sweet onion for color and texture place into the bowl. *Note* depending on your taste to cilantro, add the chop portions for texture, color and taste. The real flavor honestly come form the blended cilantro. Boil chilies for 25 minutes, once done place the stem free chilies into the blender. For a milder version omit seed from the chilies. Blender: Place the rest of the ingredients; the onion’s, tomato juice, cilantro, garlic, salad oil into the bl
The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became enta
Why People Come Into Our Lives...
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They b
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I love my mami and my children they are my world. No one and I mean no one can ever come in between me and my family. No other BITCH can compare or even come close to my Babygirl.
Dear Son,
Dear Son, I'm sorry Mommy and I couldn't be friends. I tried really hard to work things out with her, if not for she and I but for you. I'm sorry I wasnt always there, I wanted to be more than you will ever imagine, I wanted to hold you and watch you grow up big and strong just like me. I'm sorry I didnt fight harder, fight harder to keep you out of harms way that I simply knew you were going to be in. Nathan, my lil man, I'm sorry you went in that car with that evil vindictive woman, and that bad man. I shouldnt have allowed that either. I wish you were still here. P.s. Nathan please continue to be proud of me as you look down at me from heaven. I miss you.
E-town Concrete Lyrics "so Many Nights"
"so many nights" E-town concrete so many nights i prayed that this would just stop. awoke out of my sleep by a sound of a popped lock my heart would drop to the ground, maybe the fact that my pops wasn't around forced you to found these guys that would just knocked you down or beat you around. i don't know. my innocence was lost back then not to be found and in a sense its like this world was just weighing me down, leaning it's weight hard on my shoulders. making my heart less warm and much more colder, chip off my tooth and a chip on my shoulders. i told ya'll that i don't play. i seen drama every goddamn day. so go ahead, yip yab away, cause now you got a lot to say. cast your judgments, cast all your stones. holding my hands, holding on to everything i have because it's slipping away so fast and it's all i have. i was like 6 then, we had no pot to piss in. while most kids lives consists of shine and glisten, mine was lined with mischief. a
She awoke to the early morning sunshine flickering across her bed, warming her cool, naked body. A smile stretched across her face as she began to recall the dream she had during the long, lonely night. She hated sleeping alone, and it wasn't getting any easier to do. She missed her man so much, but she also knew that being in the Navy was his passion. She admired him for it, but none of that made her nights any less lonely. She thought back to their last night together before he shipped out. It was such a perfect, passion-filled night and her hand started to stroll a little as the images passed through her mind. She ran her finger down her cheek to her mouth. Tracing her finger over her partially opened lips, she remembered how he had done that the last night they were as one. Her finger slipped completely into her mouth and she ever so slowly pulled it back out, making sure it was good and wet. She loved the sensation of her fingernail ever so softly grazing over her tongue. She q
Erotica Con't
Her mind was lost in anticipation of the afternoon to come when the sound of the piercing bell jolted her back to reality. The children, who had been writing a quiz, hastily packed up their books and shouted their goodbyes to their gym teacher as they headed out the door. "Have a nice weekend Miss Griffon", shouted Timmy. "Good luck at the basketball game Timmy", Miss Griffon shouted back. The children had been so excited about the championship game all week and it was finally here. Trying to keep their minds on their schoolwork had not been easy for her this week. Trying to keep her mind on her responsibilities had been even harder. She had decided the night before, after months of indecision that she wasn’t going to sit back and be the shy, timid gym teacher anymore. She knew what she wanted and she was going to be bold and go after it. What she wanted was Coach Johnson , and she was determined to make it happen today. Coach Johnson had been the basketball coach for many years.
I just got my Results and I'm Going Back Into the Military (Army) now it's just a matter of time expect'd from 30-90 days away depending on my AIT program ;);) YES
Wake Up Chris
that fact that women are alot bolder today throws me off every time. im getting aproached and hit on everyday! but i dont realize or see it untill its too late. example 1 sitting at mr heros eating.. cute lil table washer girl aproaches me. her: hey,havent i seen you before???? me:I dont think so. this is my first time at this place.. her: oh ok ,you look like that cute guy that was in here last nite.(smilling) me: well it wasnt me. her: just thought id ask.. then she huffs and sighs and walks into the other room.. it dosent dawn on me that she was hitting on me untill an hour later. im so stupid & blind somtimes example 2 checkcash at the bar.. i normaly never cash my paycheck at a bar but one time i did. i walk in take a seat at the bar. me: hi,let me have a millerhighlife and a order of nachos. her: sure dear comming right up. (she gathers the items) 4.25 sweety. me: (i pay her) hey do guys cash payrole checks here? her: sure do! is it signed? me
Cherrie Busters
I got this email from my friend ken,,hes like 22 yo and in the email he was bragging about how he busted shannons (19 yo) cherry last nite. I pesonaly know shannon and watched her grow up. so it concerned me a little that he was braging about it,,so i wrote him back the following email. hey ken. well good job I guess. I hope you made it a little special for her thou! I’ve only got one thing to say about the whole busting cherries thing.. when im out on dates with women. one of the things I like to ask is.. do you remember your first time? most of the time I get this answer.. I was drunk and stupid one night ,he was cute and I thought he really liked me ,and of course I never seen the asshole again! and I can always see the hurt and despair in there face. like they were robbed of there most prized possession. or there one special moment in life. sometimes they even cry a bit wile remembering it. I’ve got nothing against busting virgins, but you a
Bush's Bid For Death A Penalty Fast Track
*** I Came Across This A Little While Ago. *** Bush's Bid for a Death Penalty Fast Track A look at the White House's plans to cut death row inmates' right of appeal. The Bush administration is preparing to speed up the executions of criminals who are on death row across the United States, in effect, cutting out several layers of appeals in the federal courts so that prisoners can be "fast-tracked" to their deaths. With less than 18 months to go to secure a presidential legacy, President Bush has turned to an issue he has specialised in since approving a record number of executions while Governor of Texas. The US Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales -- Mr Bush's top legal adviser during the spree of executions in Texas in the 1990s -- is putting finishing touches to regulations, inspired by recent anti-terrorism legislation, that would allow states to turn to the Justice Department, instead of the federal courts, as a key arbiter in deciding whether prisoners live or di
Beware Of Player
Thoughts 13
It has been a very busy weekend. Shopping, going out to dinner, going over to a friends house for drinks, more running around today, laundry, cleaning and baking a batch of chocolate peanut-butter cups cookies today! Damn, it is only 4pm and I am worn out. I feel like I got a lot accomplished this weekend. Trying to get things done since we won't be home next weekend. My son took his motorcycle out to the local track and blew up his top half of his motor! Good thing he has a friend that is going to fix it for him for little cost! He tends to ride it a couple of times and then bam! It's broken. very frustrating. Peter was doing some pruning out in the backyard today because it is another beautiful day here and he was reaching to pull a vine that is growing wild and he fell off of the latter! I didn't see this or hear it as I was listening to music while I was making my cookies. He came in with this look on his face. He was in a lot of pain. I guess his elbow saved his
Friends Creations
Make Money Ladies! Easy
The Why's Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor Lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face And laughter in your heart...Then y
Page Hacking!!!
It seem that people are hacking into peoples pages and changes things they dont have permission to do. I resently noticed this on one of my pictures. Which has since been deleted. I do not know why they people do this and risk going to jail and/or prison. This is out very disturbing. They messed up my eyes and took out a tiny mole. And changed the blinds in the background. What d*@K$! SO BEWARE.
Help Me
im so close to leveling to 22!please help a gal out if you would.i'm always willing to help out my friends when they need it and when i can,so i'm asking now for some help in leveling.pretty pretty please hehe.yeah i'm beggin lol pimp me out to others for some help if you wanna.i'd appreciate that tons!i will return as much love as i can!thanks so much!xoxoxo
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Teresa Kay
She was born September 13 2007.. she had alot of medical problems and my husband i went through alot to feed her and give her medications.. my best friend ashley learned all the stuff and was really close to her.. my husband i were back and forth to the hospital.. anyways march 17 we lost her and it is almost a year since she has been gone and it is really tough.. i hope and pray every night my best friend/sister has a healthy baby and everything goes alright.. i am going to be there for her as much as she was for me... I love ya ashley
What Are Memories
Shorty's Blog
I'll be dreaming I'll be dreaming tonight that things will be ok when I wake up..... I'll be dreaming because I know things wont be ok I lost a friend last night who I didn't get a chance to get to know as well as I had hoped I would've been able to know I've tried to fight the tears, but it doesnt work I've tried to fight the anger towards myself because I'm always thinking that I could have helped him and prevented him from killing himself But deep down inside I know that I couldn't have because I had no way of knowing anything that was going to happen A thousand questions I have running through my mind on how to fight the pain of him being gone But no answers to any of them, nor will there ever be answers to them I would ask him himself how I'm suppose to deal with it, but nor can I do that Because he is gone and he wouldn't be able to give me the answers either anyways.... You may be gone, but you will never be forgotten So rest in peace Da
The Same Person
I am that same Richard DeVries negro. I stayed with him for 3 wks straight in Livonia, Mi. I use to go out and visit him when I lived in Detroit, Mi. I also lived in Southfield and Oak Park, Michigan.
Raven Symone
In the latest issue of People magazine there is a part where Raven lists her "Favorite Things" among the list of things, she says, tanning beds?? ????Can someone help me with this one??
Celtic Horoscope
You Are An Elm Tree You are easygoing and a pleasure to be around. Good looking, you have a pleasant shape and tasteful clothes. You demand little in others, but you tend not to forgive their mistakes. Dominant, you like to lead and enjoy making decisions for others. Overall, you are cheerful, honest, noble, generous, and funny. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
The Recipe For Joleen
The Recipe For Joleen 3 parts Ingenuity 2 parts Bravery 1 part Recklessness Splash of Intuition Finish off with a little umbrella and straw What's the Recipe for Your Personality?
One Of The Sweetest People I Know
Windows 2005 Southern Edition
Howdy Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2005 Southern EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The Southern EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled " Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, " Duct Tape" pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN Southern EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset..............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find...............hunt fer it Go to............over yonde
to pass time away, to wait for my sanity my lil hell away from hell my life is nothing more than a pawn on this earth nothing is ever pleasing or right can never seem to ease the pain or dispare words are nothing more than blabber left alone to face this hell alone, insanity so distructive i feel less human with every passin day hiding the pain within, the voices so strong and bone chiling one last cut, one last time to ease the pain, leave it all behind never again cry never again feel the buring uncontrolable pain but what will come of those that thy love? the price of my ending pain be the begining of thiers? one last cut may just be on the mind, ending the life where can i go to escape this place called hell? can i ever get some sanity back
Possible Career?
yeah i said it ....i wanna be a short i know but im determined....there is such a thing as a short model
True Art
I did my first photo shoot yesturday and boy I was terrified and excited! I wanted the pictures to justice to the two beautiful people, but as it was my first, I wasn't so sure I had what it took. They showed up mostly on time and I introduced Alicia to Jono. They seemed to be very nervous of each other as most drop deads are and took a while to settle in. My nerves didn't disappear until after the shoot was finished and I started editing. I don't think it helped that I had an entourage as well... A bag and cloths girl, a driver, two models and various on lookers. It went well and a couple of close friends got to see me at work.
Am Up For Auctio Come Get Me Lol
It's Sad
SO, I am not who I was when I was here last. I was here about 6-8 months ago with a different agenda. I'm different now. I know what I want and I will not waiver from what it is that I want. I am really putting myself out there by saying all this but who cares. Yeah, I some may say I may never find it, but I have faith I will. Maybe not here maybe not on the internet at all, and that is totally O.K. with me. I am here to meet people and make friends. Not to find people to bed down with. I am better than that. We all are better than that. We all are selling ourselves short by doing that.
I'm Mad
I can't beleive Flavor Flav eliminated Myamme!!! >:(
Playboy Bunnies
We are currently looking for PlayBoy Bunnies for THE PLAYBOY CLUB LOUNGE! You will be apart of the lounge and be staff. You will greet people as they come. You will be auctioned off to members who decide to bid for you. If you would like to be a PLAYBOY BUNNY! Just leave a comment! I will give you even more details.
New Love
Lost Soul's
Back And Doing Great.
Hi to all my friends It has been awhile...Alot has been going on in my life. I got married and now I am no longer married. I am happy with it and doing good. And My grandpa has past away. It has been two weeks and we miss him but we know that he is in a better place and when this life is over we will see him again. Thank you all for being my friends. Hi to all my friends. I have made it back on line. LOL Life for me is great...busy but great. I am now a mother of six children and wow do I have my hands full. But I love them and they are a gift from God. I am working part time and home schooling 4 of my children. I am also taking care of my mom who is very sick. Wow life is so busy but that is good that way I don't have time to think. So to all my friends I hope to hear from all of you soon. I have missed all of you. Hugs and kisses
I Miss You
Into The Nite By Santana
Like a gift from the heavens It was easy to tell It was love from above that could save me from hell She had fire in her soul It was easy to see How the devil himself could be pulled out of me There were drums in the air as she started to dance Every soul in the room keeping time with their hands and we sang [Chorus] A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And the voices rang like the angles sang, singing A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And we danced on into the night [2x] Like a piece to the puzzle that falls into place You could tell how we felt from the look on our faces We was spinning in circles with the moon in our eyes No room left to move in between you and I We forgot where we were and we lost track of time And we sang to the wind as we danced through the night [Chorus] A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And the voices rang like the angels sang, singing A-yo-a-yo-a-yo-a And we danced on into the night [2x] [Guitar playing] Like a gift from the heavens It was easy to tell It was love from above t
Just Me..
what happened to the 1st alarm ones? and does a 3rd alarm exist? and whats the alarm about? the hotties part I do get since they are attractive.. very important thoughts at 2:30 am..being much too awake.. hoping a beer will bring me to the point where I can go to bed and dream about better weather and someone nice to share life with.. I guess this is what a blog is for rambling about nothing.. When I was a kid a strnage growth started by my neck, it got quite large and had to be removed in surgery. When closely examined the doctors guessed that it was something back from when we were fishes..gils I have for a week suffered some strange pain on my tailbone. Went to the doctor today and was sent along for an x-ray, result some calcium building up that they had never encountered before.. they don't have to tell me..of course its a damn tail. Darwin you would be pleased I could be your lab monkey when trying to prove the evolution!
When Your Just Hiding It
Well today was a good day, and it is because of a certain someone, they know who they are.........we will call her Dimples.......she is the most envigorating woman i have met so far......and yet in such a short time, she and i are very close.....things could not be going any better, and yet neither of us can shout it out well at least i feel that way...... i think the world of her, she is so gentle and kind and appreciates me for me, and all my past and my flaws, and my imperfections.....and yet i have told her some pretty bad things about my past and she did nto RUN....and one thing is she is not able to spread her wings yet anf fly .....time will allow for this i hope....if your reading this i want you to know that i think the world of you. you are a very special woman, and i hope that things pan out for us, and sooner or later (pref. soooner) it will be as we want.....for now i will settle for the back seat...but know this...yoru my front seat woman.......and nothing else will
I want to wish everybody Happy Easter...And hope everybody has fun with their family.. and the ones that ain't got anybody close by and will be alone just remember your not alone cause I'll be thinking of you!!When you least expect it =] xoxo Tori
Why Do Nice Guys Finish Last
you try to be nice and sweet to some one that you like and what happens you get shit on
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Club Karizma Bulletin
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2008 Edition
Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. 1. What is your occupation? Triage Specialist which includes-claims, risk management, and Membership 2. What color are your socks right now? I am wearing opened toed pumps 3. What are you listening to right now? The big printer that is printing my reports 4. What was the last thing that you ate? Oatmeal 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes, it took me long enough to learn how to drive one 6. What color would you be, if you were a color? Yellow 7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Some doctor 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes I do 9. How old are you today? 25 (quarter of century old….oh my!) 10. Favorite drink? H20 11. What is your favorite sport to watch? Live baseball or football ONLY LIVE! 12. Have you ever dyed your hair? What is my natural color again??? 13. Pets? 2 doggies and 1 kitty 14. Favorite food? Greek & Japense 15. Last movie you watched? E
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About My Baby!!!
Hey Y'all!!! Im 14 WeEkz Pregnant now Tomorrow On March 29th It'll be 3 months pregnant exactly!! Im Very Happy to be a Mommy Thiz iz my first time pregnancy!! :) When Im 23 or 24 wEekz Pregnant I'll know If Im going to have a Boy or Girl!! I want a dad for My Baby tho...b/c a Dad of My baby dont want do anything with baby!! Well Im gonna go now byezz!! :) ~Lori~
Word Play
Moonlight, kissing on a violet shore Dreaming in the color of the dress you wore I wake up harmed and wanting more about you When the dawn breaks I can feel the heat of your sun rising Rising up inside me I can feel the waves of your heart rushing The figures stop moving And the subway dies The clock stops ticking and the traffic sighs I can’t keep living these strange goodbyes I need you Oh when the dawn breaks I can feel the heat of your sun rising Rising up inside me I can feel the waves of your heart rushing Rushing over me
Dj Beagle
Grandma" God saw she was getting tired A cure was not to be So he put his arms around her And whispered come with me with tearful eyes i watched her suffer and saw her fade away. although i loved her dearly I could not make her stay a golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands went to rest god broke my heart to prove to me he only takes the best a million times i think of u a million times ive cried if love alone couldve saved u you never wouldve died in life ive loved u dearly in death i love u still in my heart you had a special place no one could ever fill it broke my heart to lose you but u didnt go alone for most of me went with you when god called you home!
In that forgotten part of town Where wasted hopes and dreams abound, A wrinkled man with life near end, In hopes to have at least one friend, Fashioned bits of wood and things And made a dummy run by strings. He sat alone for hours on end, Conversing with his only friend And found delight within the fact That he controlled it's every act. He told it how he never had A chance, since all his luck was bad Although he'd tried so to succeed - The dummy nodded and agreed. And how his journeys in romance Had never given him a chance, And wasn't it a crying shame That he was always held to blame When everyone knew, oh so well, That life is but a living Hell, Controlled by lust and power and greed? The dummy nodded and agreed. With patience that would rival saints, That dummy sat through all complaints And, with each little expert tug, He'd droop his head or bow or shrug And give some comfort to the man Who held his lifelines in his hand And helped to fill a lo
Just A Random Rant
What is with the negativity on here?? I am reading so many profiles that start off with "you may think I am a bitch for writing this" or "dont ask me to do" whatever.... Your profile is supposed to be about you! not about what you dont want people to do or not do. Try to take the time to write a little about yourself, your likes and dislikes instead of what you are tired of people doing to you. I am sorry for you that you have people hit on you, awww too bad, some one likes you. Get over yourself. If you have a stalker report them or block them or both! but honestly I dont need to read about it when I am trying to find out about you. Maybe it is because I do read the profiles, but this really bothers me.And for those of you that dont put a little something about yourself...WTF! Or those that put "if you want to know something, just ask" And then when you try to write or shout there is no response. And if you dont want to put up naked pics...dont. If you dont want
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The Perfect Place
It's shallow depths that scrape your skin, yet, not enough to harm you. And, floating dreams of some odd sort; the beauty in surrounding wind. It's perfection in delightful ways - sketching figures in such calm, cool waters. And, no sounds can be heard, but the movement against sparkling ice. The sun sets - so delicious in it's own way, like a burning fire over this wondrous glazed earth. The darkness settles, but no fears seem to arise - the perfect place for the most imperfect person. - - - And, I still feel here at home - inside and out, the wonderful peace surrounding my being . . . as if no problems belong to me, nor this earth; . . . If only it were true, my perfect utopia.
2 slices raisin bread 2 teaspoons (10 ml) reduced-fat mayonnaise 1 teaspoon (5 ml) prepared mustard (optional) 2 ounces (60 g) sliced deli turkey ham 1 small apple, cut in half, cored, and thinly sliced 1 lettuce leaf, washed and drained on paper towels 1. Lay bread slices on a cutting board. In a small bowl, combine mayonnaise and mustard, if using 2. Spread the mayonnaise mixture on the top side of each bread slice. 3. Fold each turkey ham slice into quarters and place on 1 slice of bread. Arrange the apple slices on top of the turkey ham. Cover with the lettuce leaf. 4. Place the second slice on top of the lettuce, mayonnaise side down. 5. Serve at once, or cut into half or quarters and serve. Per serving: 304 calories (24% calories from fat), 15 g protein, 8 g total fat (2.2 g saturated fat), 45 g carbohydrate, 5 g dietary fiber, 45 mg cholesterol, 896 mg sodium Diabetic exchanges: 2 lean meat, 3 carbohydrate (2 bread/starch, 1 fruit)
Hott And Horny
Hi Everyone. Sorry I havent been on Fubar for a while. Ive been very busy with work the past while and havent had the time to spend time on here. I havent forgotten any of you and I will catch up with you all as soon as I can. Love, hugs & Kisses to you all Willie XOXOXOXOX
Help Plz
> Im in a april fools contest to win a happy hour for 50,000 comments! come check me out and help bomb my picture with me! Click the picture to go bomb me! Dj Triolove!@ fubar
For A Smart Woman Who Needs A Laugh And For Smart Guys Who Can Handle It!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and no
End Of The World... 2012!
Anybody that has regular conversations with me knows that I believe in one thing more than any other in this world. That thing is my belief that 2012 will be the end of things or bring about a serious shift in our ways of thinking and thought processes, new world powers, a new culture and a new way of life. Basically I believe the shit goes down in 2012 and Im not the only one. 2012 is sometimes claimed to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or apocalypse). Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the thirteenth B’ak’tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order. * Polar Shift is a theory that on December 21st 2012 Earth will experience earthquakes, volcanic eruptions or other natural disasters. Accordingly, several eclectic authors claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012: * The 1995 book The Mayan Prophecies
To Those Who Know Who You Are!!!!!!!!!!!
I just read something on a Friends my space and I agree with the Mighty White Skinned Head Bodine on the 12 gauge shot to the past. I just want to know what gives people the right to dog you and our own when in need, then think it is all happy years later now that the recovering druggies have found GOD! I say FUCK THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You whO know who you are are just SUCKING OUT LOUD!!!!!!! So here's your option wrap your lips around my 12 gauge and suck the bullet out cuz you don"t even deserve my effort to pull the trigger!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF JESSI-SON AND MILLER!!!!!!!!!
Closin Up This Account
If you would like to continue to be friends plz add me to my new account
Ripping Pics
for all u ppl out there that is not on my friends list if u rip a pic of mine i will fck up your computter. so if u was smart u would ask befor you go rippeing pics.and if you cant ask then u will no longer have a computer to get on.
Single Breath
A single breath so instinctive needed to live is denied her a tight ribbon constricted neck as she struggles the cuffs tethered almost no slack and tries to draw her mouth agape nary a sound a single breath.
This is where you go to register if you need any help to download anything just ask.. What else is there to do here...Just a question???
Sadness Sometimes in life you get hit with a very hurtful jolt that makes you wonder about lots of things. You make some new friends, just to have a few jerked out from under you. That really hurts. You go through your mind, wondering what you did wrong or what you can do to make things all better. Everything you try is either ignored or spit back in your face. Or the one you love dies. Those times you just want to go off to yourself, sit, and think about it all. There are never really any good answers, just more questions. Or maybe...the one you truly love is so unreachable that all you have are the memories of the talks you have had. Or they are allready attached to someone. But yet when they call or IM you, everything is suddenly better and you smile all over again. You grasp that one thread of hope that keeps you sane. That thread that connects you to that special someone. You hope and pray that he or she remains with you. But once that thread breaks, all is lost. You turn
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Fake Ass
Grow Up People!!
Two Glasses Of Wine
Subject: LIFE AS IT SHOULD BE ----- TWO GLASSES OF WINE----- When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls . He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked t he students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor
April 12, 2003
tomorrow is my husband and my 5th wedding anniversary and we will miss it :(
hello this is a recording im not here right now if you want to chat leave a message
Seinor Vs. Cop At Starbucks
The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I upped the ante and called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo jerk." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I rode to Starbucks on my bicycle. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. My doctors tell me it is important to laugh.
Wow World Of War Craft How Many Play The Game
Say A Little Prayer
My Take On Life
1) Be who YOU choose to be, and never bow down to those who say it's wrong. 2) Always fight for the things you want. 3) Life sucks, so take pleasure in the small things. 4) Choose to love, always. Because without love, life is pointless.
My Love World
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Anyone would like to buy me a VIP or make me a Morph pic ???
If We Just Let It Sink In ???
LET IT REALLY SINK IN - THEN CHOOSE . John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, 'If I were any better, I would be twins!' He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, 'I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?' He replied, 'Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood I choose to be in a good mood.' Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point
good lord i just had someone report a pic ive had on my profile for wasnt till i put it as a "primary" pic that it got reported for being nsfw...and thereis nothing dirty bout naked boday parts or anything like pic gets reported but some fat ass half naked bitch gets for fat ass in a blast that we all gotta be horrified is with that bullshit?...thats some fucked up shit....its just simple fucking bullshit bc i gotta look at ppl who are half naked in pics scrolling across my screen...and inm blasts but i cant have one one pic...and it isnt even of me....thats just rediculous...
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Divorce Humor
divorce humor "Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and he's an asshole." My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener! Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too. I want to see you live on $800 a year." I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, I hope not! If I don't want you
Personality Test
My Personality Neuroticism100Extraversion83Openness to Experience60Agreeableness28Conscientiousness
So yeah... My birthday sucked... Had to work... friends ditched me... had to wait for my man to get home from columbus... went and had a few beers... found out my friends baby died of SIDS last friday...came home before midnight... not even buzzed... and crashed... so exciting... don't ya think

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