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Tristan
You're funny you're cute you tell the best jokes, you rock out the the best music and you drink all mom's cokes. You make everything fun and you tell me I'm pretty, you're always ridin with me when I go to the city. You watch cartoons with me and come with me to the store, I'll be sad when you don't want me around anymore. You're always coming up with new ideas to play all these fun games, when you were younger you always wanted different names. You use to play cowboys and now you're also a rocker, the only ball games you haven't tried yet is basketball and soccer. You can be a handful somedays but I love you the world and behond, you are my best little buddy Tristan Armon. You are so special to me I can't imagen life with out you, and if something happened to you I don't know what I would do

How To Treat A Lady
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking

Who's Guilty?
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O�clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: - �Shit!, that must be my husband!� So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car. Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman: - I�m your husband, you slut!!! So the woman answers: - Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!

Just A Few More Days...
There are just a few more days before I start cleaning out my friends, fans and family list. So far, I've only got two or three people that have made it known they want to remain on my friends list. If you want to stay, you better speak up and really soon. My birthday is coming up fast, and it's a day to start cleaning my lists. Jason

~~incredible Punsters~~
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a daycare, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He is all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. We'll never run out of math teachers, because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard; He did a num

Drink For Freedom
He sits alone with a bottle of wine, swallowing bottles of pills waiting for his time. Drink after drink he slowly fades, and memories of his life begin to go away. Drink after drink the room becomes dark, all his worries gone and the end begins to start. Drink after drink he begins to tear, at the thought of no one wanting him here. Drink after drink his life leaves silently, simply because he drank to be free.

I Want U
I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

Morph Contest
BEST MORPH CONTEST Best Morph contest. Looking for 20 contestants. The contest will start Sunday, May 20,2007 at 6pm EDT. The contest will end Sunday, May 27,2007 at 6pm EDT. Send me a PM with the link to the pic you wish to use. I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP RULES Contest begins 5-20-07@6pmEDT and ends 5-27-07@6pmEDT. Comment bombing and self-comment bombing allowed. 1 rate=1 comment so be sure and tell everyone to rate also. GOOD LUCK TO ALL PRIZES 1st-SILVER MOTORCYCLE 2nd-ROLEX 3rd-DIAMOND EARRINGS *PRIZES WILL BE PAID OUT DURING HAPPY HOUR* THANKS GABE~BIG G~ CT HUSBAND TO MANDY I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP

Hmmmm
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u. if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like w

It Is With A Kiss . . .
It is with a kiss . . . It is with a kiss that I initiate this entreaty, Lest it becomes another broken treaty in my indigenous lust Without let, rhythm of feverish dissonance, ice of contaminated passion. Into grace I exit through you, fractured circles of seismic constellation, Even in this age when mysticism unhinges into a pariah, I prefer the mystification of your body, monetary sign in inverse crucifixion, Because, after Mammon ravaged my body, I found purity in this non-exchangeability Of kiss as a sign imploding the death of value each labor of love must accurse. Into grace because grace is hell, and accumulation, so a wise merchant told me, paradise. I want my sex to do the praiseworthy idleness of the devil's handmaiden. A thousand days of ascent for a singular descent straight into the abyss, We storm the strait gate to force the God of Empire to fuel us massacres, glorious dignities of dying in flight, wings aflame, drenched in the searing whiskey of utopi

A Geographer's Dream
Once in a dream I drew the geography of your nakedness, my lips saturated with the fragrance of almond and lemon. I drew the estuaries and riverbeds in firm and robust red, slowly tracing your thighs with a paintbrush dipped in longitudes of sighs and latitudes of desires. The wild, iridescent blue of your oceanic eyes penetrated deeply into me like finely pressed fire of pure, crystalline wine, the flight of my hands crossing your soft, untarnished equator. In my feverish intoxication, I tasted the ghostly, undulating waves of your hair, my fingers tangled and lost in the dark forest of your night. Your body yielded light, honey, and infinity as I melted into the origins of your time, before ice, creation, and gods of tribes and cities. The nubile architecture of your hips held memories and secrets of silence, silence as shapeless and true as the limitless energy of zero. And as your gasp and ache shattered my dream, I now find only the charred remains of my map,

Disappointed
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Tw

Homeowners Program
Awesome homeowners plan!! Hi Ya'll!! Just wnated to let you all in on this totally awesome homeownders plan that Pat and I are going through. Its called American Home Partners and you are your own contractor... you cna do all the shit yoursleves or hire subcontractors to do all the leg work or split it 50/50 or whatever. They have like 30 different homeplans to choose from and they pay for everything.. materials, labor and all that. It's a really great way to build your own dream home and rebuild your credit! Pats credit scoe is actually really low but we got approved for $265K and the interest rate is only 7% and it could go down! Better than trying to come up with 20% on someone else's home!!!! Plus they finance the land you buy!!! Its really awesome! Check out the website and if you want to go through it or know someone who wants to do it be sure to contact this guy Kirk Bamrick and let him know that Patrick and Charlotte Means sent you!! Here is the website... http://www.americanh

Hottie Game
This is called the "Hottie Game" Repost this, and see what letter people give u..... [A] You're okay [B] Pretty [C] Hottie [D] Gorgeous [E] Amazingly Beautiful [F] Take you home in a second [G] I'd marry you right now [I] I would ask u 2 be my gf / bf [J] I would make out with you. [K] I'd do the crap out of you fo sho =] [L]Do you want to go out? seriously =] [M] You are so ugly that you make elephants seem attractive [N] You're not bad...I would do you for money :P [O] I just orgasmic looking at ur pic. [P] Looking at you makes me physically ill. dont be scared to repost this and find out what people think of u and please be nice !!!

I Give Up You Fucking Tell Me
You’ll be the death of me Beating me Why do you think it’s funny You hit an angel don’t you know I am fragile I am tortured bi inner sins Please forget everything you think you know It has changed I am fragile I am a tortured sinner Killing myself over a halo That I’ll never own Wings that will never be given to me Stop pick up my insanity Please place it in the cookie jar I never use it anyways No it will not be missed Love is just a song My love has been taken away Please help me regain it I have to have love John Lennon said all you need is love But if that was so Then we would fight We would kill No war is that hard Our soldiers would be with there families Death is knocking at my door I’ve always kept an eye on my fate Made sure I’ve been good I just don’t set my goals that damn high All mindless psycho babble Flowing from a blond with problems Nothing is the same But I’ll always be a reject That is one thing that will s

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine. - Crystal Jansen -

Pure And Free
Today as a people we must not fear those who wish to discredit us, we have every right to take pride in our heritage no matter what opposition we may face. It is taught in our schools and on our televisions to embrace ones race, sure the media Jews don’t want the white race to partake in their poisonous teachings, sure they will call us racists and bigots if we do, but it is our duty to discredit the Hollywood Jews at every chance we get. We are the only people to create from scratch a lasting and working society, it is our people who have held together a working community and it is us who have brought the world into what it is today. It is our forefathers who fought and died in order to show us a great nation, it is our ancestors who singlehandedly created America, and it is us and not the non white non European scum who now inhabit our borders. It is our right and our duty to see our race into the next generation, it is our duty to regain what we have lost, it is our duty to plac

The Time For Action Is Now
You know your country has gone straight to hell when the people paid to protect its citizens are forbidden to do so through force. During an immigration rally in Los Angels sixteen days ago, the uppity mestizos decided to get out of hand, the police came in and using the proper amount of force broke up the would be rioters before it got too out of hand. Well today there will be another demonstration to basically undermine the authority of the police and this time I would not be surprised if it were to get out of hand. I for one am sick to death of the governments inability to control its borders, I am sick and tired of having police officers come up on charges for just doing what it is they are paid to do and I am sick to death with the media who promotes such behavior. It is far time we did something about this and I for one am willing to go to jail in order to see such behavior stopped dead in its tracks. It’s bad enough that many of the demonstrators are foreign born and of tha

Oh My..
Well last night was another late night, or later than I intended on getting home. I had a chance to talk with one of the women that I see when I go to the club. I tend to stay on the pool romm side of the club, but last night I decided to venture over and say hi. I ended up getting stuck there for several hours, I was having a blast. I don't have anything to really go home to, so it wasn't like I was missing anything but a little sleep. Work is ramping up, so I'll be busy for a few day, which is good, I don't like being idle... I think that is it for now, have a great day! Ciao,

Teach Your Children Well:
they keep yor attention on things that don´t matter, they right things to eat so you won´t grow any fatter, the right clothes to wear, the right things to say, and the firends that you have depends on how much you pay. But maybe someday, if you´re lucky enough and you buy all their synthetic crap you can look like a girl in the magazine ad, or the guy with the girl on his lap. You try so hard to be good american you want to live your life like the people on your television. But to be a good american is to live your life in silence and if you stand up for your rights they´ll knock you down with violence. All you really have to do, if you want them to approve of you... is shut your mouth. Don´t complain. Don´t even try to think for yourself. Shut your fucking brain. The Power that they have ist the power that you give they take advantage of your ignorance to control the life you live. They process the people like they process the food, they process your children while they´re being schoo

Lol!!!!!!!!!
Shipping supervisor comes to me a little while ago and goes, "What's wrong with your eyes? Allergies?" I said: "Nope, this is how I look when I'm tired and pre-coffee. My eyes are smaller than normal." Too funny!

So Much For Pretending
Straight out of some story You walked in, in all your glory I thought you were perfect for me I was out of my mind Looked like I was winning It was the best love I'd ever been in Just when we were begining The end-you left me behind And I was looking forward to a happy ending So much for pretending I should have known better Than to think of happy ever after You and me together I was out of my league I kept my heart hidden And now I'm wishing that I didn't Oh who am I kidding You weren't even intrigued And I was looking forward to a happy ending So much for pretending It could have been beautiful If I'd only met you If I'd only let you know What you meant to me And if I could I would Give you a demonstration Of how my imagination Thought it ought to be So much for pretending Ooh yeah, pretending...pretending So much for pretending

The Threshold
The Threshold: by David Fisher The end of twelve long years. A time which was home to many fears. A parting of ways. That may last for many days. The week of sadness. But also frantic madness. A time of friends. And a party that never ends. The threshold of lives. With no room for jitters or lies. Its graduation time at last. And I hope that you'll have a blast.

To A Friend
To a Friend: by David Fisher You are the lone boat on my tranquil sea. And the grains of sand that make my beach. I see you as the approaching dawn. The essence of peace and serenity. You have enchanted me with your spell. For you are always present in my mind. You are the Spring that shatters my Winter. And the Fall that tames my Summer. I am filled with your memory. And there is space for no one else. Forever you have altered me. And anchored yourself in my heart. Though you see me only as a friend. I will love you with no end. Soon we will venture into the new world. And I hope that you will be a harbor of safety. As time moves on your radiance continues to convalesce. For the savageness of age has no effect on your subtle face. You may find happiness elsewhere. But remember I will always be there. Never will you be deserted. As long as life is asserted.

Transition
Transition: by David Fisher The air is chill. The sky a pale blue. The trees are bare. The flowers withered. All awaiting the approaching blizzard. The road freezes. Tires slide. Heaters become revitalized. As coolers become extinct. The time draws near. Warm days run in fear. One morning everything is white. The grass nestled under a fluffy blanket. Winter has returned to reclaim its throne.

Some Jokes
God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" ------

Sat 19th May 07
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Saturday, May 19: Feeling uncertain in a social situation or one-on-one interaction is perfectly natural. Don't underestimate the value of saying less rather than more, of asking an insightful question rather than going on and on.

Why Being A Girl Is The Best
We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm. Yeah, PMS sucks but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceburg, we'll get the lifeboats first. We get the bigger apartment on 'Friends.' Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. We never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. We don't have to shave our faces. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. Justin, Orlando, Johnny, Brad. Need I explain this one? We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys. We don't have to drown our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough. The whole circumcision thing... yeeeah. When we get married we get to keep our own name or c

Off Again......
Well Damn.....3 days off just went by waaaaaaay to fast. BAck on the road again tomorrow, (Sunday) headed fer Indianapolis, Indiana then on to who knows where....Have to admit, I'm getting pretty tired of watching my life go by through a Damn Windshield....

Relationships The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
relationships, good and bad we have all had them. if not what cave have you been living in?lol we win some we lose some. we go through many ups and downs to find the *right* one for us. we go through many pains, many heartaches. some of us never even find the *right* one, sometimes we settle. i have put up with alot of crap in my life from men. no i dont think i am the only one that has and in no way am i male bashing here. women can be just as bad, but considering i dont swing that way my relationships have only been with men. Image why do women put up with bad relationships? they either dont know any better, or the main reason low self esteem. some men are like parasites, like hungry wolves waiting in the forest waiting to pounce on their next pray. *note i said SOME men* they dont just take a bite out of your heart, they chew it up and spit you out. they find a *host* perish them under their taking, they coast a bit till they find a brand new one. sometimes along the way the

Type Of Crystal Meth
from www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that all needs to know about.There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry poprocks.It also smells like strawberry and is being handed out to kids in school yards in Arizona.Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the emergency room in dire condition.Please,instruct your children not to accept candy that looks like this even if it from a friendand to take any that they have to the teachers or Principal.Please,pass this around,it could save some family alot of heartache.This is what they are calling strawberry meth or strawberry quick.

Thanks To All My Friend And Family
I just want to give everybody a great big thank you for helping me leveling up Im almost there and you have all pitched in and been great friends. Anytime I can let me know and I will return the love....I only have 1,800 more to go so I think I will make it ..Again thank you all very much for all your help ....Muah to you all....

Sunday, 20th May 2007
Havent I done just that all weekend :-) see i knew it was in my stars...lol Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, May 20: Friends? Family? Responsibilities? Social happenings? Life's complicated and busy, and you may feel pulled in a billion different directions now. Amongst it all, be sure to take time just for you.

#1
MARILYN MANSON LYRICS "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" I am so all-american, I'll sell you suicide I am totalitarian, I've got abortions in my eyes I hate the hater, I'd rape the raper I am the animal who will not be himself fuck it Hey victim, should I black your eyes again? Hey victim, You were the one who put the stick in my hand I am the ism, my hate's a prism let's jut kill everyone and let your god sort them out fuck it Everybody's someone else's nigger/I know you are so am I I wasn't born with enough middle fingers/ I don't need to choose a side I better, better, better, better not say this better, better, better, better not tell I hate the hater, I'd rape the raper I am the idiot who will not be himself fuck it [Chorus]

#6
"Tainted Love" Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere I've lost my lights I toss and turn I can't sleep at night Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Now I know I've got to Run away I've got to Get away You don't really want any more from me To make things right You need someone to hold you tight You think love is to pray I'm sorry I don't pray that way Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me b

The War Right Or Wrong? Read This
I got this from an army friend of mine who is currently in Baghdad. I'm posting this in support of all of the guys and girls that are brave enough to get off the couch and do something about it!! James, John, John, Susan, all the 82nd airborne, 3rd ID, and D! I love you guys come home safe! This is a very good explanation of why we went to war and why we should continue to fight. Please read and pass along. DON'T CLOSE THE BLINDS The other day, my nine year old son wanted to know why we were at war. My husband looked at our son and then looked at me My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He told him: "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, n

Bang Or Pass
BANG OR PASSThere is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you.So lets play the Bang or Pass! game.The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd bang you."SCARED? lol this sH!z's funnyYOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!!repost this as ""Bang or Pass""Don't be a chicken and not re-post it!

Thier Last Show Nooo!!!!1
JAMBI, STINKFIST, FORTY-SIX & TWO, SCHISM, LOST KEYS, ROSETTA STONED, INTENSION INTRO?/RIGHT INTO WINGS FOR MARIE, 10.000 DAYS, LATERALS, VICARIOUS, AENIMA!! Well that was the way that it went down. I still think No FUCK THAT!! I know that it its to damn bad that May 16th, 2007 "was" the last time that one of the greatest bands will be playing together. Well at least for us anyway. Yeah I know that they will play again at least one more time before its all said and done but ITS NO FAIR!! I was at their show last September in Dallas and I think that it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. Maynard was sick as a dog and he still fucking rocked out. The City the where suppose to play before Dallas got canceled because he was so sick. I was very impressed. This show wasn't as good as the last one. At least in my option. Personally I think the reason that September 07's show was so much better is because he was sick. He gave it that much more and it was fucking bad ass! T

My Birthday Is Cooler Then Yours
my birthday is cooler than your birthday so, as i've said many times before, i am lame. that being said, i've been researching my birthday & people born then as well as weird things that've happened. for instance: teddy bears were first introduced on my birthday. jeffery dahmer was sentenced to death on my birthday. susan b. anthony was born on my birthday. AND-- now here's the kicker-- so was Conor Oberst. CONOR MOTHERFUCKING OBERST! i'm sorry but that's just fucking awesome. this news makes his song, February 15, make all the more sense! it's incredibly depressing & for that reason i recently find out about it & adopted it as my new birthday anthem. YES I'M CRAZY BUT THAT'S THE SHIT!!!!!! ah. it all makes sense. All eyes on the calendar Another year I claim of total indifference To here, the days pile up With decisions to be made, I'm sure all of them were wrong Into this song I send myself And with these drinks I plan to collapse And forget this wasted year,

"the Becoming"by Nine Inch Nails
I beat my machine it's a part of me it's inside of me. I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming. The me that you know, he had some second thoughts. He's covered with scabs, and he is broken and sore. The me that you know,He doesn't come around much. That part of me isn't here anymore. All pain disappears it's the nature of my circuitry. Drowns out all i hear, there's no escape from this my new consciousness. That me that you know,he used to have feelings, but the blood has stopped pumping, and he's left to decay. The me that you know is now made up of wires, and even when i'm right with you i'm so far away. I can try to get away ,but i've strapped myself in. I can try to scratch away the sound in my ears. I can see it killing away all my bad parts I don't want to listen. but it's all too clear. Hiding backwards inside of me, i feel so unafraid. Annie, hold a little tighter, i might just slip away. It won't give up it wants me dead. Goddamn thi

The Ghost Of You
The Ghost of You Unaccepted the truth For so long that you're gone. Sitting here, looking at The shattered glass in the photo. How can I move on. Only the candles Provide the light To my tears, weeping in sorrow. I can't get you out Of my tormented mind! Feeling your hand Rest on my shoulder I go to touch it To find you're not there The ghost of you, resides here. I wish you would Just fully leave my heart This pain, too great for me to deal I cant move on. I'm closing the doors, to my life. The Ghost of you, It lingers here Playing games with my heart. The ghost of you, is the last I see. As I jump, to fall 50 floors down. The Ghost of you.

I Am But A Bard
I am but a bard I am but a bard; no flute or lyre just my words and their rhyme. I am but a bard; who fell into darkness, living in sorrow for some time. I am but a bard; whom had not muse, nor stories to tell left a emotionless mime. I am but a bard; that searched for forgiveness finding only repugnance seeing my sustained life as a crime. I am but a bard; whose life was saved by an Angel, renewing my spirit, such a muse is truly sublime. I am but a bard; twice dead, now learning to live but bear sorrow for me not- for the beating of my heart, is prime. I am but a bard!

Benzin
Rammstein Videos | Music Video | Seattle MLS Benzin (Petrol) [1] Lyrics ©2005 Rammstein. Ich brauche Zeit Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin Brauch keine Hilfe Kein Koffein Doch Dynamit und Terpentin Ich brauche Öl für Gasolin Explosiv wie Kerosin Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin Brauch keinen Freund Kein Kokain Brauch weder Arzt noch Medizin Brauch keine Frau nur Vaselin Etwas Nitroglyzerin Ich brauche Geld für Gasolin Explosiv wie Kerosin Mit viel Oktan und frei von Blei Einen Kraftstoff wie Benzin Gib mir Benzin Es fließt durch meine Venen Es schläft in meinen Tränen Es läuft mir aus den Ohren Herz und Nieren sind Motoren Benzin Willst du dich von etwas trennen dann musst du es verbrennen Willst du es nie wieder sehen lass es schwimmen in Benzin Benzin Ich brauch Benzin Benzin Gib mir Benzin Unofficial Translation ©2005 Jeremy Williams. I need time Don't need heroin nor alcohol nor nicotine I don't need help

School
I really need to stop find things like CT to distract me from work. I am good enough at procrastinating, I don't need help with that! I need help keeping focused, but with all these foundation classes, I find it hard to keep myself focused all the time. I don't like playing with clay, I don't like drawing realistically, and History just isn't up my alley, so to speak. Blah. Any ideas for helping me stay on track for the next few weeks?

Cold Breeze
THE GREEN OF SPRING HAS FINALLY RETURNED, THE WARM BREEZE OF REBIRTH HAS RETURNED. WHY HASN’T THAT REBIRTH RETURNED TO MY SOUL? OH I CATCH GLIMPSES OF IT… TRAVELING DOWN ROADS FAMILIAR FROM MY YOUTH. GLIMPSES OF MOMENTS OF JOY FROM YOUNGER DAYS CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN THE COLDNESS IN MY SOUL WILL THAW? WHEN WILL THE GREEN RETURN TO MY SOUL? THERE ARE TIMES THAT I CATCH THE LOOK OF MY SOUL IN SPRINGS PAST… HAPPIER, MORE CARE-FREE. WHEN WILL THE COLD WINDS OF WINTER LEAVE MY SOUL? MY SOUL HAS BECOME ENCASED IN A GLACIER OF INPENETRABLE ICE. WHEN WILL THE WARMING BREEZES MELT THE PRISON HOLDING MY SOUL?

What Good Is Love
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to ask of you, To make these tears of mine erase. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. Too painful this - to journey back, To times of love and laughter free, The times we lay together with A sense of you , a sense of me. So now

I'll Take What I Can Get, Even If It Means You Only Love Me In My Dreams
I lay dreaming....dreaming of what tomorrow might bring.... dreaming of what might be. I thought I was still dreaming...but no. I heard a voice...deep...and slow... Curiosity killed the cat. I prayed for my nine lives as I slipped down the hallway, the wall against my back. I reached the end of the hallway and pulled myself away from the wall. An empty room stared back at me... whatever it was...gone... Dreams called my name. I need not stay. I turned to tip-toe back to my bed, but you wrapped your hands around my head... covered my mouth... "Pleas-" was all I could shout. I stopped struggling. I could barely breathe, but I didn't care. The only thing on my mind was what was behind that stare... you looked at me and I saw the passion in your eyes. I reached my hand out to touch your hair... and you'd have thought I'd bitten you. You grabbed my hand... your touch was fierce.. it burned my skin... burn me, baby, burn me again. Let me feel you.

Poem 20
Always Remember Always remember Always remember life is never Measured by the number of breaths That we all take but by the number Of the moments take our breaths away May all our dreams come true For each and every one of us May there be work for us to do When it needs to be done May your pockets be full of change when You need change to use May the sun always shine on you When you see nothing but glemm There will be a rainbow out When nothing looks rainyer on the Day you walk out side May there be a friend near when you Need a friend to lean on or a hand To hold may our hearts be filled With love and cheer Kimberly Doreen Davis Copyright ©2007 Kimberly Doreen Davis

Too Many Maintenance Spanking?
I have been told by some that Kay receives to many maintenance spankings and that I should not give so many, well lets see, she has had two since New years eve, wow too many right. We have decided to start them more frequently, because when Kay is spanked for maintenance it eliminates the need for punishment spankings. Kay has a better attitude and submits more with these then if I were to only punish her for actions. Although she receives maintenance spankings they are not the same as a punishment, these types are less painful and less in duration, a simple reminder to behave. In the past we have tried to spank only for punishments, but quickly found out that Kay was being punished way to frequently, her attitude and behavior suffered as she was not getting the attention like a maintenance provides. So instead of just getting punished for guidelines and having a very sore bottom we started maintenance spankings, even though they bring her to tears, the amount of the spanking i

Feuer Frei!
Rammstein Videos | Music Video Codes | Nashville Homes For Sale Feuer frei! (Fire at will!) Lyrics ©2001 Rammstein. Getadelt wird wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das die Haut verbrennt Ich werf ein Licht in mein Gesicht Ein heißer Schrei Feuer frei! Bäng bäng Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt Ein Funkenstoß in ihren Schoß Ein heißer Schrei Feuer frei! Bäng bäng Feuer frei! Gefährlich ist wer Schmerzen kennt vom Feuer das den Geist verbrennt Bäng bäng Gefährlich das gebrannte Kind mit Feuer das vom Leben trennt Ein heißer Schrei Bäng bäng Feuer frei! Dein Glück ist nicht mein Glück ist mein Unglück Bäng bäng Feuer frei! Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. Whoever knows pain becomes criticized from the fire that burned up the skin I throw a light in my face A hot cry fire at will! * Bang bang Whoever knows pain is raised from the fire that burns in desire A sparking thrust into her

Girls Just Want To Have Fun
Join me in my true love for life... I am in love with life. If you open your mind you will realize that life is just amazing. Try not to let your religious and cultural prejudices stand in the way of learning something new or understanding something differently. What seems one way to one person can seem very different to another. What would be correct and good in one instance can be wrong under other circumstances. Therefore, I consider the opinions of others as I do the words from a friend's conversation; to be considered alongside my own and carefully weighed and thought about. We are all brothers and sisters in humanity. I hope that you can know the joy and humility of realizing the many similarities we share with other cultures, even with their ethological constructs so seemingly dissimilar from our own. Ultimately, I would like to build bridges to greater understanding and empathy. It is not that I believe there is no evil in the world; for there surely is, and it must be deal

It Not Just For Vietnam Veterans Anymore
I was There Last Night I Was There Last Night By Robert Clark *The High Ground* P.O. Box 457 Neillsville, WI 54456 A couple of years ago someone asked me if I still thought about Vietnam. I nearly laughed in their face. How do you stop thinking about it? Every day for the last twenty-four years, I wake up with it, and go to bed with it. But this is what I said. "Yea, I think about it. I can't quit thinking about it. I never will. But, I've also learned to live with it. I'm comfortable with the memories. I've learned to stop trying to forget and learned instead to embrace it. It just doesn't scare me anymore." A psychologist once told me that NOT being affected by the experience over there would be abnormal. When he told me that, it was like he'd just given me a pardon. It was as if he said, "Go ahead and feel something about the place, Bob. It ain't going nowhere. You're gonna wear it for the rest of your life. Might as well get to know it." A lot of my "brothe

Nodda
There isn't a whole lot going on at work today, I was busy this am, now, just sitting here killing time till I get off.... I suppose that i'm going to the club to see Brandi this evening? I have to get home around 6 to watch the kids... I really hate doing things for the spouse, I feel that she has ruined so many portions of my life that it isn't worth it for me to to help her... In my mind that is. Nice conversations with Wendy, she is so hard to quit... We have so much fun together too.. part of what makes getting over her that hard. Brandi, she is in turmoil, all I can do is be a friend for her right now. I don't tell her to leave the scumbag that she is with, I listen to her problems and let others say that.... and take it from there, I don't feel that it's my place to say it. I told her that I do think it though. I guess that is about it for today I have to get a report off here... so! Ciao,

My Friend Took Me
Entry for May 22, 2007 two was very difficult i decided it was time two go vist the cematary were g edward beac h/is buried my friend dan took me the plack on the ground was very pretty it was a granite stone it s been three months since his passing thanks for reading this michaelTags: | Edit Tags Tuesday May 22, 2007 - 02:36pm (EDT) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments Entry for May 19, 2007 today is saturday im just sitting here in my apt all alone as usual i did start writing a book about g eward beach life but my friends thought it would be best for me two contiue it in 5-6 months and move on with my life now that this wonderfull man has passed away but its not easy two pick up the pieces after 20 years but im trying my best aunty donna ed loved you and brandy very much he also loved me and wanted so much two meet cassandra and amanda her daughter this summer but that will never happen now i wake up crying every know then all i know is he did love his life

Aging Truths
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 50 year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "I remember these".

How I Am
im a nice person just trying to make friends for whatever reason any body makes friends im very laid back i like to smoke and drink beer (im a beer snob really lolz) but if you ever need anything im the best friend you will ever have cuz friends are to lean on when you need someone to lean on or to get you drunk when your having a bad day. im workin on getting more pictures up so hopefully that will be soon. and make sure you wish me a happy bday if you read this i always like hearing that

~~numbers And Facts~~
I’m sure you’ve seen this before, but if you haven’t take note. Subject: Numbers and facts So often, we get caught up in a debate over political semantics and end up ignoring the hard-shell realities of what we're talking about. According to immigrationCounters.com, Here are some of the realities that Flake-Gutierrez Bill would airbrush out of the picture: Number of Illegal Aliens in the Country 20,807,645 Money Wired to Mexico City since January, 2006 $22,213,001,672.00 Cost of Social Security Services for Illegal Aliens since 1996 $397,450,739,563.00 Number of Children of Illegal Aliens in Public Schools 3,958,789 Cost of Illegal Aliens in K-12 Since 1996: $13, 965,063,431.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Incarcerated 332,594 Cost of Incarcerations Since 2001 $1,398,127,429.00 Number of Illegal Aliens Fugitives 642,799 Skilled Jobs Taken by Illegal Aliens 9,872,838 Figures can trick your eyes. Tak

Helping Out A Friend In Need!
hey everyone,ok here it is,im an admin on a site called www.yahvengeance.net there is also a sister site which is .com.im trying to get all my friends to register,it has so many great things on it, heres alil about it,,in the download section u can find movies,awesome music,programs ,software,yahoo and msn things,skins,theres online games too,like soldier of fortune,we have some crews in there already if anyone is a gamer,,,ok on the home page we have have a shout box,some music to listen to,we have an arcade that keeps track of everyones high scores so if ur competitive or just like games plz come play,,try n beat some of my scores i dare ya,,,we have our own chat room where we all get together n chat here n there,u have ur own profile,,mine is under the name juicey,,,i have contact info,,the site is very important to me n stand behind it 100%,,,so plz all my friends go register,,ty xx oo xxoo

7 Reasons Not To Mess With A Child
7 reasons not to mess with a child A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her dr

Kay's Devotion
My Devotion: I submit to you in obedience to God's word and out of respect for your God given authority over me. I submit to you because I love you. I submit to you because I trust you. I submit to you knowing you will do what you believe is right. I submit to your training and guidance I submit to your discipline and punishment. I submit to you knowing that it is necessary for my growth as a christian wife and woman.

"juramento De Amigas:
"JURAMENTO DE AMIGAS: YO TE JURO QUE ... 1 Cuando estés triste, nos sentamos con una presidente Light y te ayudare a planear la venganza contra el maldito perro que te puso así. 2. Cuando sonrías, sabré que por fin te Acostaste con alguien. 3 .Cuando estés asustada, te diré con todo mi corazón: "no jodas...ya madura!!!". 4. Cuando estés preocupada, te diré mirándote a los ojos: "ni modo eso te pasa por andar de caliente, ahora te aguantas!!". 5. Cuando estés confundida; platicaremos y te haré ver que te debes quedar con el que esta mas bueno. 6. Cuando estés enferma... ni te me acerques. Cuando mejores, me avisas, salimos y hablamos, no quiero que me contagies. 7. Cuando te caigas, me cagare de la risa todo el día por lo despistada que eres. 8. Cuando estés viejita.... te llamare de vez en cuando para recordar viejos tiempos; pero...ni de vaina voy a tu casa!!.......no vaya a ser que me pidas que te bañe, que te alimente, o que te cambie el pañal...!

Running
TIME SLIPS AWAY FROM ME FALLING SO FAR WHERE NO ONE CAN FIND ME IN THIS DARK HELL OF FEAR THING OF THE PAST, PRESENT, & FUTURE SOME HOW THEY ALL SEEM TO BE COLLIDING TOGETHER MY LIFE IS SIMPLY PASSING ME BY SCARING ME EVERYTIME I OPEN MY EYES I SCREAM FOR SOMEONE TO COME & KILL ME I FEAR ONLY ONE PERSON THAT IS THE ONE THAT DEWELLS INSIDE OF ME THE ONLY WAY TO FREE MYSELF IS TO RUN & HIDE SO I LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY

Next Time Your Children Complian " Schools To Hard"
What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895... Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895? This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA. It was taken from the original document on file a t the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS, and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th Grade Final Exam: Salina, KS -1895 Grammar (Time, one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters. 2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications. 3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph 4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of"lie,""play," and "run."5. Define case; Illustrate each case. 6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation. 7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the pract

...........blah
Name 7 things in your bag (or if you’re male…wallet/ pocket): 1. cell 2. keys 3. wallet 4. cigarettes 5. matches 6. glasses 7. moneh Name 6 things you do when you’re really stressed: 1. call lis and scream on the phone 2. call nati and scream on the phone 3. text my frustrations to tierre 4. go for a drive 5. go to the liquor store 6. smoke like a chimney Name 5 favorite fruits: 1. apple 2. pear 3. 4. 5. Name 4 names you go by: 1. Titi 2. And something my father says with ferocity. 3. Bitch 4. Quinny Name 3 things you are wearing right now 1. grey hoodie 2. jeans 3. greenish tank Name 2 people you are thinking about right now. 1. jamie 2. miguel What are you thinking about right now? Having a cigarette Where is your phone? To the left… to the left Where do you sleep? …what the hell kind of question is this?! Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? Wal-Mart What was the last thing you ate? Chips.

Seeking Nasty Girl And Horny Girl
I AM A SINGLE MAN SEEKING A NASTY GIRL AND HORNY GIRL THAT WILL SHOW ME HER PUSSY AND TITS ON HER WEBCAM AND LOVES BEING LICKED AND SUCKED ALL UP AND DOWN HER PUSSY AND HER CLIT TELL SHE CUMMMS AND LOVES FUCKING SEEKING A GIRL THAT WANTS ONE MAN ONLY AS HER MAN AND WILL COME TO WERE I AM IN FLORA ILLINOIS FOR REAL AND BE WITH ME SEEKING A GIRL THAT DONT GO BY AGE AT ALL OR LOOKS AT ALL OR MONEY AT ALL SEEKING A REAL NASTY GIRL AND HORNY GIRL THATS REAL MY YAHOO MESSENGER IS rick_willis2001@yahoo.com GIRLS IF YOUR REAL ADD ME TO YOUR YAHOO MESSENGER GIRLS

Scary Fairy Tail
OVER THE HILL & THREW THE WOODS TO GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE WE GO A BASKET FILLED WITH PILLED & CHEAP THRILLS ALL READY TO GO BONDAGE FOR A LOVER & MAYBE FOR ANOTHER NO ONE REALLY KNOWS A SHOT OF JACK A FIFTH OF JAGERMISTER IT GETS MY BLOOD BOILING FUCK THE CARES OF GRANDMOTHERS HOUSE & THE WAY WERE SUPPOSE TO GO I WANNA WALK THREW THE DARK PART OF THE WOODS I TIE MY FUCK BUDDY TO MY BODY SO I CAN FEEL EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY PRESSED UP AGAINST MINE AS MUCH AS I WANT TO I CAN NOT DENY THE HUNGER THAT LIES DEEP INSIDE THE FREAK SHOW I COULD PUT ON FOR ALL THE GIRLS & BOYS SO CUM ONE CUM ALL & SEE WHAT FREAK SHOW I DARE TO PERFORM WITH A WAVE OF MY HAND I GRAB MY LOVERS NECK PULLING HIS HAIR BACK I COCK IT TO THE SIDE & SINK MY TEETH INTO HIS NECK BLOOD START TO RUN DOWN FROM HIS NECK MY TUNG GOES WILD WITH EVERY DROP THAT POURS FROM HIS NECK MY SOUL IS ON FIRE GOING HOTTER & HOTTER i THREW HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND MAKING HIM BEG LIKE A DOG HE KISSES MY BO

The Play Toy
I'm just some one, Thats a no one, Just a play toy for people, No one cares for thee, Used and Bruised, Just a meens to anothers affextion, I'm not the one, Its the one that I call, my bro, I'm just a tool, A thing, I have no emotion, I'm just a play toy

The Freaks And Untittled
Point and stare as " the freak" passes by All you sheep's do is fuck and bread, Can't wait till you all die You look at us as if we are some type of plague, yet that's what you are Most of you force your views and opinions on your offspring's and won't let them be who they truly are Then there are all you damn bible-thumping hypocrites The tree sheep's of this world all you so is worship a fucking bitch Yea go on and believe there is only one "DOG", when the goddess has been around before the "DODG" was even born, and we will continue worshiping her faithfully My views may be out of wack, may even be mean but they are my opinions so don't look at me scornfully Just remember when you stop and star I'll keep walking by and laughing for you all are a flock and I am the wolf Look at my style and keep asking why, as I do to you for you look like every one else and I am me and nothing but me, So ask do you know who you are do you really know your own self ¿? Tears falling

More Random Pomes Unttitled
Here I am sitting in another chat room geting attacked by bots and pervs, Why can't a goth like me find some one willing to talk and not want to fuck, Is it possible to find some one on the net that is decent and caring is it possible to find some that you cant talk to and relate to, Or am I just a poet dreaming of lost ways, Dreaming the impossible dream..... your mind race's like a train, And spring brings the rain, Summer theres nothing but the drought, While your head is filled with doubt, Lied too, And a heart broken in two, Love is said to be blind, But all in all there is only time.

Its All About Its Just About The Sex
Lay on your back and just relax Well do this right, hard and fast Don't be loud we don't wanna wake any one All I wanna do is have some fun On your knees or on you back Kiss me Lick me bite me It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! Ain't it great ain't it grand Your in the mood an so am I Why don't we what nature calls Watch the heat raise and the clothes fall It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! No better time than now No better place than here Nothing wrong with 99 Positions For this ain't nothing but a one night stand It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX! Even Prince knows It's all about Its just about It's all about Its just about THE SEXXX!

Mind Slipping
Minds slipping Emotions and people surrounding me All this is pilling up and drowning me No where to run and hide Weed and booze no longer helps the lie Pain and other tourture brings little pleasure People dissing and mocking me just showing i ain't cleaver Why did I make those promises When all I want to do is make a few incisions To feel that blade slice through my skin Am I insane or is mymind starting to bend My reality is mixing with the false reality are the voices really real or just my own fantasy's The night is no longer my day as my mental stat is starting to fray Murder or redrum either one would be fine Its all the same with us we'll walk tha line.

Redheads- A History
This is an entire blog dedicated to redheads and educating everyone about us. For some of you, this will be interesting, while the rest of you probably couldn't care less. Enjoy! Facts about Redheads: Redheads "are deemed to be the emotional slaves of our coloring as no other group", writes redheaded Nicola Tyrer in the Daily Telegraph; short temper and sexual are attributed to them. In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a fate so dire that some women have formed a Proud to be Red association. Percentages of redheads in different countries range from single digits to a fraction of 1 per cent - a recent estimate for France is 0.03 per cent of people. (A 1977 estimate for North America is 4 per cent.) Redheads generally are more numerous in northern latitudes, but also turn up among Hungarians, Egyptians, Israelis and certain Nigerian tribes. "In Denmark it is an honor to have a redheaded child. In Corsica, if you pass one in the street you spit and turn around. In Pola

100 Things That Annoy Me-- To Go With The 100 Things I Love :)
100 Things That Annoy Me-- to go with the 100 Things I Love :) (This was rather hard to sit and think of 100 things so bear with me) 1. Those who drive under the speed limit in the left hand lane 2. People who chew with their mouths open or smack their mouths when they eat 3. Crowds--small crowds I dont mind, but elbow to elbow crowds really bother me 4. Poor service at nice restaurants 5. Ordering something through the drive-thru and getting home to find it's incorrect 6. Excessively poor grammar/spelling 7. Those who count out loud--especially when you are trying to do the same 8. Those who constantly talk during a movie 9. Loud and/or obnoxious people 10. People who do not take the time to correct and discipline their children 11. Those who do not take responsibility for their own actions and try to shift blame 12. Those who live for the next drunken weekend 13. Broken plans--with my type 'A' personality, I try to keep whatever plans I make 14. Rude people and tho

For My Love
There is only one woman in my life and she knows who she is. She is my poetry . I SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, tho

Super Musings About Some Other Daze
i really have nothing in particular to blog about. i am missing someone i was supposed to talk to and or see monday and now it's thursday am. the only art i have to accomplish requires nailing (nailing of the glued on fake fur frame on the new super piece) and it's 12:19 am. and crappy paper work. art resume update. a letter on why i want the marin headlands residency (see i told you crappy paperwork). who wants to do that when i'm ahead of schedule and it's after midnight. i want to work on MAKING ART but i don't want to be rude to my neighbors so i'll wait till tomorrow. so, i'm on cherrytap instead. i'd like to get more points and get to another level so i can upload more photos. cherrytap feels like it has kind of maxed out for me at the moment. so sad cuz it was so exciting at first and now..? so i decided to branch out and blog for all you jocelyn superstar fans out there! boy, though, i wish that special someone would see my pretty pictures. but does that special s

Naked
YOU HAVE BROKE ALL MY WALLS DOWN YOU WALK THREW THE RUBBLE OF BROKEN DREAMS & PROMISES MADE BY MANY THAT HAVE COME BEFORE YOU LOOKED UPON SHADDER DREAMS AND CRYS IN THE NIGHT YOU HAVE SEEN THE RIVER OF TEARS THATS LEAD YOU TO ME YOU LOOK UPON THE BLOOD THAT HAS BEEN SHED FROM BODY YOU FINALLY SEE ME IN A GILED CAGE LOCKED INSIDE NEVER BEEN SET FREE FROM PAIN & AGONY YOU BREAK THE DOOR DOWN AND SET ME FREE YOU STRIPPED ME DOWN PRIDE & FEARS HOPES & DREAMS YOU MAKE A PROMISE TO ME THAT YOU'LL NEVER HURT ME YOU SEE MY SOUL YOU SEE MY HEART BOTH HAVE BEEN TORN APART AS YOU PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER AND MAKE THEM WHOLE ONCE AGAIN MY SOUL RETURNS BACK TO WERE IT BELONGS MY HEART IS MISSING A PIECE BUT THERE ALWAYS IS I AM NAKED IN FRONT OF YOU EVERY PAIN I HAVE FELT IS STILL THERE BUT NUMB BECAUSE OF YOU YOU ARE THE REASON I SMILE AND I LOVE YOU

Romantic Lullaby
sweet insanity pours from me like blood that I have just shed this insanity contains every mistake that I have ever made the scars that my body hold are from a knife that I keep close to my side the tears that I have cried from being lonely oh so many times from never having anyone that listen I long to be held by someone besides the guilt and sorrow that I carry that is what makes my black wings to help me fly but I never get away from all of it my wings carry me to the same place every time the scene never changes the tears never stop falling and my blood drys It turns into a romantic lullaby for the criminally insane I can’t take this world any longer the guilt and the sorrow I don’t want it anymore I want to release these wings that I carry me I want the sorrow and the guilt to die I WANT TO DIE DO YOU HEAR ME I WANT O FUCKING DIE RELEASE ME RELEASE ME I HAVE FOUGHT TO LONG AT A WAR THAT I CAN NEVER WIN I AM A CREATURE OF HABIT THIS IS THE NIG

Silent Dreams
Silent dreams and death upon lonely lips of my lovers sweet flesh against mine, my desire to feel the sweet pain along with the sweet sinsations of only that of his touch. As he lifts my body up I hold on tight I bite my lip as my eyes roll into the back of my head when he bites my neck. He lays me down on the bed as he straddles my body I act like I am scared cuz I know it turns him on the since of fear turns into something much, much more. He leans into to me the only thing I can think of is drawing blood from his neck before our lips meet he beat me to it he bites my neck and blood streams from my neck with his tung he lixs the blood streaming from my neck. He looks at me with a devilish grin and our lips meet the only thing I can taste is blood as we kiss. I wrap my legs around him and roll so that I am on top of him I lean down and start lixing his nipple then I give a devilish grin as I bite his nipple blood trickles out from his nipple I lix the blood up and with the tip of my t

Long Lost Poem....lmao
When you cry. Everytime I see you cry A little peice of me die's For I don't know what pain has done to you To cry those tears the way you do Now and then when I see your smile Time just stops for a little while Even though we'll never say "goodbye" Late at night,every night, I cry For you, just tears of emptiness For the way I feel without you near To hold you close,to wipe those tears To soflty whisper in your ear Dont cry my love,for I am near Two hearts a new Saying the words you want me to So when I sit back and think of why I fully understand it When you cry,

Garfield, On The Oil Crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington,DC !!! Any Questions ???

Apple Computer Announcement
Apple Computer and iTunes announced today that it has developed a device that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Adding And Removing
Hey all my happy Cherries. Just a note to all on my Friends and Family List. If you read my profile it clearly states I do not want to participate in DRAMA or HATE. Recently, one such person on my Family list has stepped over the line in this dimension and removed me from their Family list. I have done this person no wrong, but have been supportive in every way I knew how. I am glad to help in any way I can if you have a problem to get off your Chest. I will laugh, cry, give advice(for all it's worth), try to make you smile (though I can't make you do anything), delve into erotic suggestions, or just talk and lend an ear. I am more than happy to listen to anything you wish to discuss. I will not tolerate being subjected to your anger unless it is warranted. Your secrets you share are my secrets. Your private pics you share do not go anywhere from my page. I respect a persons privacy and am grateful and honored that you would feel safe enuf to share with me. This person that

**human Animal Roleplay A.k.a. Pet Play **
Human animal roleplay a.k.a. Pet Play Are you into pet play? and what animal are you? Human animal roleplay (also called petplay, ponyplay, ponyism or pup-play) is a form of erotic sexual role-play where one or more of the participants takes on the role of a real or imaginary animal in character, including appropriate mannerisms and behavior, and sometimes a partner will act as another animal, or in a sexual context may take the role of rider, trainer or caretaker (or sometimes breeding partner). The principal theme of human-animal roleplay is usually the voluntary or involuntary reduction (or transformation) of a human being to animal status, and focus on the altered mind-space created. The most common examples are probably canids (pup, dog, wolf), felines (cat, kitten, lion) or equines (pony, horse). Human-animal roleplay is also used in a BDSM context, where one person may be a 'slave', treated or used as an animal by their Mistress/Master. A human pony is known as

Kidnapped... (1)
THIS IS A STORY THAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR A WHILE... IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETE AS IT WILL BE A BOOK WHEN I AM DONE... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON WHAT YOU THINK... GOOD OR BAD! THANK YOU FOR READING AND ENJOY! As she lay there coming fully awake from a deep sleep, she opened her eyes only to find out that she still was unable to see anything. She realized that there was something over her eyes. As she reached to move whatever the object was, she realized that her hands and feet were bound. She was extremely confused; no matter how much she struggled she was unable to free herself. About the time she was letting out a whimper, she heard something in the room. She stopped. It was foot steps. Some one was in the room. She managed to let “Hello” escape from her mouth. The foot steps were still coming towards her but whoever it was would not answer. She started struggling frantically, trying to get free. Not knowing what was about to happen. She was scared and all she wante

Moments After
Moments After by Bryant H. McGill, December of 2004 I have held a human soul As it flew right from my hands And I watched that warm red glow Chill, and then disband I have looked in knowing eyes That knew not any more Nor winked quaint goodbyes That twinkled just before I have felt a weakened breath That moved in shallow sighs That rattled upon death But spoke of no goodbyes I have held a hand in waiting Until minutes before the night Our clasp slowly abating Then gone just with the light There was nothing I could sense No mystical night surprise Just a profound silence Broken by sobs and cries Bryant H. McGill

Volume Xviii - Update
Today is 25th May. It's to be celebrated (?) as the 5th anniversary of mine and Tracey's marriage. It will also be the first day that my wife and I actually see each other for a somewhat meaningful time period. Our respective places of employment have been stepping up hours---mine because of the annual increase in workload through the summer; hers because the store is open an hour later. So, as she works nights, she returns home at 1am. Tomorrow night, energy permitting, we shall go out to eat, and maybe partake in a movie---like we did in our first date. We'll see what happens. In other news, my activities in my two musical projects---my band Wasted Divine and my solo effort, aeturnallrain---have been placed on a temporary hold, as I simply have no time, energy, and little money for these. Been focusing much of my time on my job. I have a mortgage. I need the money. My father purchased a piece of property---30 acres in Crawford County, GA---in which I plan to spend a great deal

Love Survives: A Poem By Sugarbreeches
Time to share is always there by Sugarbreeches I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me His love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs His need for me And mine for him Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem He - my rising sun.

Naked Friday
I officially declare that by no authority whatsoever, I declare today "naked friday" What that means I do not know. Maybe it is because I am extremely horny right now, or maybe because I am just bored. So I am askiing all of you to help me find unique ways to celebrate "naked day" All suggestions welcome. Thank you for your attention. I love you all. xxxooo

A Little Poem I Wrote
Just Us… I crave his fingers upon my flesh, His breath combined with mine Joining and creating our own world, Where nothing else matters, Just us… Our bodies tangled together, Skin warm and damp Not knowing where I end and he begins. Each of us feasting upon the other, Unable to satisfy our hunger, Loving each other until we collapse, In each other's arms. A look, a touch…just knowing, That all it takes is a moment and we'll be back to that place we created, Out of passion, love, desire, need… Never ending and wondrous, A place just for us. A place where the world can't invade. Somewhere no one else knows about, Just us… A passion created through time, A love created in the heavens. Two souls connected through fate. Just us…forever.

My Olivia.
She was born so small, yet so sweet and inocent. Her hair so fine and dark, she's my little angel,she's My Olivia. As the years go by, she grows so tall, yet so tiny At three years old, she was so smart, adding, subtracting, and reading, She's my little angel, she's My Olivia A few more years go by, and now she's turning seven years old, and another birthday I've missed, I don't get to hold her, hug her, or kiss her any more, she's my little angel, My Olivia.

Undying Love
When I look into your loving eyes, my heart pounds and skips a beat. When I hear your voice I get chills up and down my spine, your touch gives me goose bumps everywhere. When we kiss.... Oh my god the fireworks that go off inside my whole body! And when we finally make sweet passionate love together its in perfect hormony, I feel like we are in heaven. And when we cuddle together our hearts beat together in perfect rythm. Our hearts and souls are connected through our unconditional undying love for each other till the end of all time!!!

Want To Be Added To My Family List?
I've been on CT almost a year now and it's been a blast. I have so many friends and fans, but sure would like to have more family here. So, if you wanna be in my family, add me to yours, and I'll add you too. Well that's it for now. Back to what I was doing...more goofing off...LOL

Politically Incorrect
1. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. 2. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. 5. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 6. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" 8. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. 9. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." 10. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." 11. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. 12. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. 13. What does it mean when the

Hungry Slut By Amysowner©
Hungry Slut by AmysOwner© I can see us at a party. Nothing fancy, just a small dance party thrown by some friends. You've dressed a little slutty, for me, a little provocative in your short skirt and tight shirt, especially because I know your shaven pussy is bare underneath. I can see you from where I am sitting in the corner, and I'm watching you flirt with another man. You're smiling as you sip your beer, and I can see the same dark glow in your eyes as you get when you challenge me. I've got a buzz on myself and a swollen, aching cock in my khakis that I can't wait to bury inside you. You lean in and whisper in the guy's ear, and I can see his eyes widen when he makes out what you're saying. He wastes no time in taking you by the hand and leading you upstairs. I'm a little surprised you were so bold with me in the room, and I can't decide to be angry or turned on that you're acting like such a slut. All I know is I'm not going to let you get away with it. The bass thumping t

I Am A Good Pet By Brettmichael©
I Am a Good Pet by BrettMichael© I am a good pet. I swear. But sometimes mistress drives me to it...I just want to touch her so bad. Touch her, taste her; fuck her. The problem is that she lives so far away. You see my mistress lives in Tennessee, while I'm in Mississippi. Our only contact has been through the internet. Tonight, that changes; my mistress is coming to visit her pet and finally, after years of patient waiting, her pet will be able to taste, touch, nibble and suck on his mistress. He'll finally pluck her sweet little cherry. She told me last week that she was coming to visit. I got excited, of course. I've know her for 3 years now and have never met her face-to-face. Of course I've fantasized about it; how could I not? She's the sexiest woman I've ever met. Perhaps I should describe my mistress for you, since you haven't seen her. My mistress stands about 5 feet, 6 inches tall, has long luscious red hair, the kind of hair you want to plunge your hands and face into

I Once Knew A Man
He is one hell of a brave and prode man He spent 15 year in the Marines, 3 tours in Vietnam, rode with one of the U S most feared M Cs He spent 3 years on funeral detail and buried 50 young men returning from Vietman He attends parades and visits cemetrys of his fallen brothers and sisters. He has fought the demons and nightmares of PTSD for 40 years, even spent 2 years in a VA Hospital He still somehow has riased a family, and lead two lives, living in two worlds He still revisit Vietnam every night just after he falls a sleep, the faces,the bodys,the smells, all there He is a brave man to hear his family talk, however,deep down in his gutt there is a fear that is uncontrolable He is affaired of "THE WALL" he honors, and cries for each that are on it. He can never visit or touch it, for it will pull him in and live will end He know that visiting "THE WALL" has healed many a veterans, for th

Random Thoughts
Love something then let it go and tell me if it comes back will ya. Hate someone and then fall head over heals in love with them. Try something new and fall on your face. Make goals only to purposly sabotage them. Have sex with someone and then tell me how badly it sucked. I have you in my grasps and and yet i feel nothing. I give and you take but you dont give so i have nothing to take. Kill me with your poison word but nothing is spoken. Take me to heaven but tell me its hell. Toutch me with your hands softly but it hurts when you do. I want you to go away but please stay. Well if this has confused anyone im sorry. Im having some issues and this is how they want to come out.. I dont care what you think of me anymore. Take me as i am or leave me all the same

Where Would You Have It
you tell me.would you rather have us fight over in the middle east.or here? we are fighting them on there own ground.yes we are losing men left or right.but would you want them over here.killing you in your own streets.do we another 9/11.maybe we do to wake you sloppy americans up .its been 6 yrs since we had a attack.so yea your safe here.if something does happen,god help us.we would help each other out.your just say fuck my neighbor.i"m all for myself.all it takes is one strike .to one of our main power plants.we are done.you see a homeless person on the street,sure you look the other way.so yes you wont help anyone.admit it your greedy&you know it.you just need to watch the highlights of 9/11.then again your mind will wakeup.then your say ohh yea we lost 30,000 of our ppl.maybe more maybe less.im just guessing.just something to think about on this wkend.thats what its all about.your fellow americans who died for their country.god bless them

Disbelief
Will this pain ever stop? Will my heart ever feel good again. The pain i feel is so real. Crushed and broken missing the good times and even the bad. I cannot hear you anymore. In my dreams you used to be now just a figure i cannot make out. Your so cold and distant its sharp and cuts me deep. Everyone else is so much more important that me. Just get it over with draw the knife across my neck and the suffering will be over soon. Do you even care that you have made me hurt? For years now i have given my all and for what? To have it thrown back in my face and treated like im less than you.... Good bye bad dream i will not allow you to contol me any longer. Keep what you will but give me back what is mine. I am no longer yours so i say good bye!

Emotion Need Not Apply
Your in my heart, might as well be a million miles away. Hardend by the scars I will never let fade. Emotion need not apply. Cannot show you what I really am, because Im not really quite a man, but a machine with a heart that beats for you. I cannot convey these feelings I have, they are fogien to me. I hold you close and feel you sigh, knowing I cant be what you want. It wasnt always this way but know that... Your in my heart, but might as well be a million miles away, Hardend by the scars I will never let fade, emotion need not apply. In a life so new, somthing that I have come to value. But I am so affraid, how can it be true, that the pain is done, and my past is gone? Ashamed, I cannot show you what you want to see, wearing my heart on my sleeve is out, coldness is in. Its not you its me, Your in my heart but might as well be a million miles away, Hardend by the scars I will never let fade, emotion need not apply. Your eyes pierce to the d

Blah Blah Blah
So, I'm house sitting for my sister and her husband and I've been here all weekend by myself and now I'm sitting here drinking. And when I drink, I start thinking pretty deep. Don't really know why, but I do. So, anyway here goes. I'm so tired of the way my life is going, and I hate feeling like all I do is bitch about my crappy life. So, I'm gonna work on fixing all of that. Right now I'm working part time for one of the school districts in the valley and I love it. Trying to get on full time for the next school year. I just love working with kids. As much as they can drive me bonkers I really do love them. So, I've decided that in the fall I'm going to go to school to be a teacher. But I'll probably do high school. I just don't want to feel like I have to "hold their hands" all the time. But I would love to do that. Would be a job I loved and I would get the pleasure of knowing I was doing something good and helping shape who the kids were becoming. I've also been doing a lot o

Memorial Day Update: Worst Of O&a, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos Online
Happy Memorial Day from the Opie and Anthony Show. We hope you're all enjoying a nice, restful extra day of weekend bliss to hit the beach, get a tan, or catch up on some much-needed sleep. If you happen to turn on the radio (terrestrial stations, that is), you'll enjoy the Worst Of Opie and Anthony in most markets. The O&A Show returns LIVE tomorrow, Tuesday the 29th. NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW), we have some lovely new boobies to gawk at: RateMyWOW: Lexi Bardot RateMyWOW: Olivia Winters RateMyWOW: Hailey Young The lovely girls from FOUNDRY CAMS sent in a great new compilation video of their amazing hot asses: FOUNDRY CAMS MONTAGE - A Bevy Of Beautiful Women The first Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Comedy Show is only a few weeks away!!! Sweet Jesus, do you have your tickets?!?!?!?! If you don't have your tickets yet, CLICK HERE FOR SHOW DATES AND LINE UPS (h

Loney
This Lonely Feeling Its very hard just walking away, Its hard to handle it every single day. All I know is the pain I see, a love I want but can never be. You know you were my one and only, but since you left I've been so lonely. Its been hard not loving you, I cant take this and u know its true. It hurts to think of the fun we had, but when I do it makes me sad. My feelings for you will never past, but this lonely feeling will forever last.

Wish
One Wish If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Waiting
Waiting Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

Life Can Be Mean
Well my friends, your prayers are needed yet again. You were there for me and my sister when she needed them. Now its her husband that needs your prayers. He had a heart attack yesterday in front of us. He's only 32 years old. There is damage to his heart. So please keep him and my family in your thoughts on this memorial day as well as the fallen!!!! His name is Jason Cabana. i love you all hugs and stuff Bren

Garg
I killed-d my laptop... We're talking sparks and all... And the worst part is all I did was plug it in! So... who knows when I will be on... if you have my cell number call me... I MISS people... I miss human interaction with people of intelligence *(see friends)* and people over the age of 10! (LOL... mom goes a little stir crazy when the only one I get to see is my kid... love her and all... but I need more conversation than what she knows about at this age)

Commands
COMMANDS In submissive training and life commands can be very useful in various situations. Commands can be verbal or by gesture in nature and when memorized an HOH can control his submissive wife in any given situation, whether subtly or not so subtly, whatever the situation calls for. EXAMPLES An HOH has decided to punish his submissive wife. He issues a command and she assumes a position he has taught her in which he knows he will have her undivided attention while he tell her of her infraction and the consequences. He then issues another command that he has taught and she assumes a position that is meant to give her time to think about her coming punishment. After a period of time has elapsed he issues another command and she knows exactly what position to get into to receive her punishment. After she is punished he issues another command and she knows exactly what is expected. An HOH decides to exercise his wife’s submission. He issues a command and she immediate

Wow, This Song Fits How I Feel Perfectly...
Of all the songs in the last few months that I've said personify me... this one best suits how I feel right now... Life it seems to fade away, Drifting further everyday, getting lost within myself, nothing matters noone else, I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give, There is nothing more for me, Need the end to set me free... Things not what they used to be, missing one inside of me, deathly lost, this can't be real. cannot stand this hell I feel, Emptiness is filling me, to the point of agony, Growing darkness taking dawn, I was me but now he's gone! Noone but me can save myself but it's too late, Now I cant think, can't think why I should even try! History seems as though it never existed, Death greets me warm, now I should just say goodbye! For those of you who don't know that song... It is Fade to Black by Metallica... First metallica song I ever really learned on the guitar... Never thought it would ever personify me... Hell who kn

Vicious Circle
Distance of space Coolness of tone Absence of touch Degrading humor Zero love And even less tolerance Of me Sparks fear Insecurity Self loathing Turns outward Becomes anger Quickness of mouth Tongue of blades Slicing Not conscious Not intentional Not even understood Precipitates more Distance of space Coolness of tone Absence of touch Degrading humor Zero love And even less tolerance Of me

What Memorial Day Is
I wanted to take a minute and say a piece of my mind. I think that its great that people are partying this weekend. But what bothers me is that we have lost the real meaning of what today is. Memorial day is a day for us to remember the fallen soilders who have given their lives to protect our country. This hits home because I lost a very dear friend nearly a year ago to the war in iraq. I'm not bitter because he gave his life to save another. But I would like to see people at least stop and say thank you to a soilder who fought for or rights and the rights of others and came back home. I would also ask that you pray to your higher power of choice for those that didn't make it home. I write this in memory of a great man that gave his life and didn't come back home to his loved ones. God bless our troops!!!!

Larry The Cable Guys Wisdom..lol
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy... 1. A day without sunshine is like...night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. Okay, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would th

Why We Don't Need Gun Control
____________________________________________ NRA files – Butte, Montana Home invasion gone wrong for criminals. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before me

We Are Back
OK SO MY ACCOUNTS GOT DELETED AND MY IP WAS BANNED FROM CHERRYTAP FOR 48 HOURS! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT WAS DELETED BUT I AM BACK AND TRYING IT ALL OVER AGAIN ;) NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SEE ALOT OF UAO MEMBERS NOT HERE ANYMORE AND THATS BECAUSE I AM STICKING WITH THE BEST BOMBERS ;) SO IF I HAVE ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND ON THIS NEW ACCOUNT ITS BECAUSE YOUR AWESOME ;) SO I AM GOING TO BE GETTING THE BLOGS TOGETHER AND ALL THAT FUN STUFF AND WE WILL GET THIS WORKING AGAIN BETTER THAN EVER ;) I WILL BE ADDIN STASH TO HELP ME LEVEL UP SO IF YOUR ONLINE CAN YOU PLEASE RATE FOR ME ;) LOTZ OF LOVE XOXOXOXOXO

Which American Idol Am I?
Stefani, you're Kelly Clarkson When you step on stage, you shine. It's true you look good in the limelight. There's nothing gimmicky or rehearsed about you, and your charismatic presence is honest and alluring even if your only preparation was years of singing in the shower. The competition had better beware you've got talent, and you know how to use it. Simply put, you make it all look easy. You've got that star quality that draws people to you. A little bold determination and confidence don't hurt either. So it's no wonder you're going places whether it's as an American Idol or the next international superstar. Rock on!

Urban Word Of The Day
I've never even heard of this: May 29, 2007: awkward turtle The animal mascot of the awkward moment. When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle. Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

Angry Shouts
LMAO i love it! she asked if it was a popularity contest as to why some ppl are ugly and some are sexy and i commented that it was retarted to think that just because someones parents are popular that makes them sexy and i called her a dipshit. i could have called her worse! so then i get this in my shoutbox! start from the bottom and read up. kk chain: oh so you think your all that but you no what you dont even no me so you dont need to say nothin and ppl dont take crap like that down here so you need to cut the shit dipshit!!!! oh an your ugly i guess god dont like you much...but you know god loves everyone so feel loved... ->kk chain: i'm married i get it when ever i want LMAO kk chain: your a fucking cock sucking loser excuse me you cant get non anyway...hahaha...bitch ass mother fucker ->kk chain: LMAO kk chain: i no fucking dipshit and the reason i said that is because most parents that are populr are hot and that is why so dont call me a retart or a fucking dipshit

*after The Rainstorm*
After the rain storm The air is so clear The night is so calm Your so beautiful my dear And every soft breeze That comes after that Holds a hint of the rainstorm That we have just witness pass And your eyes are like the night So clear and serene Makes me feel warm When you look at me And after the rainstorm No sounds come our way Except the beating of our hearts As we hold,kiss, and drift away After the rainstorm The air is so clear The night is so calm Please come to me my dear Felica Dawn Beckham Copyright ©2007 Felica Dawn Beckham

Bored
I think that pretty much everything that is going on now is.....well.....nothing. I don't have anything going on right at the moment. But I'm not always on, but I love to make friends. So, if you want to know more about me, send me a message on this website. I'll respond!

?'s
1. What do you say most when you're trying not to curse? darn or crap or shoot 2. Do You Own An Ipod? nah 3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most? Greg, cuz hes my cousin and my best friend... i can tell him everything and hes like my big brother 4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To? 6 am 5. Do You Want To Fall In Love? I sur edo 7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture? i like photography, but i also like to be a part of the picture 8. What Was The Last Movie You Watched? Stand By Me 9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children? Yes 10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy? Noone but myself 11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? Nope 12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player? a burned one 13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? chocolate 14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week? you betcha 15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? um...let me think....yeah its been awhile 16.

Leading Man Test
My score on The Classic Leading Man Test: John Wayne(You scored 28% Tough, 14% Roguish, 28% Friendly, and 28% Charming!)You, my friend, are a man's man, the original true grit, one tough talking, swaggering son of a bitch. You're not a bad guy, on the contrary, you're the ultimate good guy, but you're one tough character, rough and tumble, ready for anything. You call the shots and go your own way, and if some screwy dame is willing to accept your terms, that's just fine by you. Otherwise, you'll just hit the open trail and stay true to yourself. You stand up for what you believe and can handle any situation, usually by rushing into the thick of the action. You're not polished and you're not overly warm, but you're a straight shooter and a real stand up guy. Co-stars include Lauren Bacall and Maureen O'Hara, tough broads who can take care of themselves. Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test. Link: The Classic Leading Man Test (OkCupid F

Cotton Candy & Popsicles Lyrics
[Intro part, syn:] Go step to them bitches over there [Anybody Killa:] Fuck that, you go step to them bitches. [Syn:] ......For what? [Violent J:] Man, look out y'all [Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope:] Wibble wabble bumble boo, i'm Violent J nice to meet you, hop and jump thy cherry pump, (cherry syrup on ice cream) yum.What you say i buy you some, what's your name bitch, where you from? You know me but don't be scared, (bloody hands are weird) i know, don't front girl you like us thugs, very scary, carney, scrubs, you don't want no richie faggot, (i think of shaggy when he tag it) That's all good i'll hook you up Send your shit, i'll look you up, you met J though he goes first Yea cause that's just how it works "slut". I can put aside my axe, give your butt a couple smacks, once you let me all up in, your lucky if we'll meet again. [Zug Izland Chorus:] I don't wanna lemon ben and jerry, baby Don't you wanna I don't wanna tropicana dairy baby Don't you wanna I don't

Who I Am
I get so tired or people trying to copy me or say they are stronger and better than I am it is a bunch of shit with all the drama lies and fakeness. I got so sick of putting on a mask to meet other's approval and now I have had enough Im coming out of this mask and showing the world who I am. I cant stand fake people who lie their way through life trying to be something their not to be accepted. I hate that others bring upon me that they are powerful and im weak when they are wrong. I am also tired of people making me feel like a caged animal because I know I am not one and I know I have a life to decide what I want. Freedom comes with sacraice but my freedom comes with hate a new rebellion I forseen and have started on those who wish to fuck with me. I do not play games I am who I am and love being it. I will not bow before anyone I will not play into anyone's lies and games. I will be me and always will remain me. I am powerful I have abilities that se more than most I am who I wan

Girls Poem
I shave my legs,I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber,but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook; I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles,at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just because I'm assertive,don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams,my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Look at me,you idiot...not at my chest!!!!! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.

Naughty Application"
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE

I Brake For Brunettes
Well I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads I stop on a dime Now the way I drive It's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time So don't tailgate my pick-up truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but I brake for brunettes I let Firestone put me some new tires on Just a few weeks ago But man I swear that wear and tear Is already startin' to show Well I oughta just whistle or yell But man I can't help myself 'Cause I brake for brunettes Blondes in Corvettes Redheads I stop on a dime Now the way I drive It's a wonder that I Ever get anywhere on time Don't tailgate my pick-up truck Or you just might wind up in a wreck Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but I brake for brunettes You'll see them big skid marks by the wave pool park And Judy's beauty salon Lord I tore up the street in front of Betty's boutique Where they come out with mini-skirts on Well I know I'm g

Today
So today has been pretty good... although i was craving an ice coffee ALL day... and i never got one... nor will i be abe to for the rest of the day... grrrrrr!! That and i got pink paint on my black capri pants... my fav pair *cries* hopefully the paint will come out... im kinda scared to find out... just watch it not come out.... OH i will KILL that girl... Anywayz... Todays a pretty good day... not feeling so depressed today and I wish everyone would stop buggin me bout me being a little emotionally under the weather. Lata *kisses*

Gas War
Body: GAS WAR A FIGHTING CHANCE IF U DON'T READ DONT COMPLAIN !!! Body: Gas war please read!!! Body: Subject GAS WAR - Thanks Chrissy Body: GAS WAR - an idea that WILL work This was originally sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. It ' s worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around recently! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really

Seal "kiss From A Rose"
Title: Seal - Kiss From A Rose lyrics Artist: Seal Intro ba da ba da da da ah ya ya ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya ba da ba da da da ah ya ya ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ba da ba da da da ah ya ya ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya ba da ba da da da ah ya ya ba da da da ba ba ee ah Ba ya ya ba ba de ba da da da ah ya ya Ba ya ha ya ah ah ah ah ah ba ba ya ya ha ah ah ah ah ah ah Verse 1 There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill. Chorus 1 But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and, The light that you shine can be seen. Chorus 2 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. ...kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, The more I get of you, Ooh..............

Thursday 5/31/07
Not much happened today, just the usual chatting online, listening to CrushFm and playing in here and on MySpace. I'm behind again so I'm gonna make this short tonight so I can catch up before I get offline for the night. I found out my cousin is coming in again later this month, so hopefully I'll get to do something with her again like we did last month. Well, I'm gonna end this here and do my entry for tonight then get offline for the night. Have a great night all.

Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. M

Bofh #5
I'm bored senseless, so I pass the time by reading users email. I must admit that today's lot is PARTICULARLY boring, not one good message in all of them. I was expecting at LEAST some veiled reference to a grope in a storeroom, but nothing. So I'm bored senseless by the usual drivel about some relative's surgery and how the weather is over the other side of the world - that sort of crap. To relieve the boredom, I remove a e-mail party invite from a user's mail and post it under the senders username to to alt.singles.with.severe.social. dysfunctions on news, and make a note in my diary to be there with my camcorder. Should be a blast! Next in line is the online medical records database, in which the company doctors store the current medical histories of the staff. I grep it quickly for "herpes" and "syphillus" and send the results to the local scum newspaper. I cover my tracks by adding an entry to one of the doctor's online electronic diarys for yesterday saying "$500, Med Recs

Bofh #6
It's friday, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit! I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later I'm ready to answer the phone. "Hello?" I say. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALL MORNING?!" I hate it when they shout at me early in the morning. It always puts me in a bad mood. You know what I mean. "Ah, yes. Well, there's been some solar activity this morning, it always disrupts electronics..." I say, sweet as a sugar pie. "Huh? But I could get through to my friends?!" "Yes, that's entirely possible, solar activity is very unpredictable in it's effects. Why last week, we had some files just dissappear from a guys account while he was working on it!" "Really?" "Straight Up! Hey, do you want me to check your account?" "Yes please, I've got some important stuff in there!" "Ok, what's your username..." He tells me. Honestly, it's like sho

Come Out And Play!
Come out and play! Also, don't forget Classik Havok starts Sunday at the Jet Lounge tomorrow (the 3rd)! Come Sunday for the new night (we know you don't have anything better to do,) come Tuesday for a spectacular fucking show, and come to the Engine Room friday for this:

Life Is....
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have Or how accepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone. It isn't about who you 're dating, who you used to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed, It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have. Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you are sent to school It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of you music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black,or brown. Or if your skin is too light or too dar,. Its not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smare everybody else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. It's not about what clubs you're in or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your wh

Drinking
so, the party thing went well until my boyfriend left, and this other guy got all up in my grill. he wouldn't quit groping me..and i don't know how many people told him to stop...so therefore, it ruined the rest of my night. ..i ended up driving my happy ass back home. ..i don't recommend it after what i drank...but i made it safely..to all those who care. anyways. i just thought that i would update the drinking story.

Sex Horoscope For 6-3-2007
Virgo: During this time of the disharmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Venus your feelings will be intense, but certainly a bit superfluous. It is important to care about forms but, obviously, love cannot be sustained only by extraneous details, more or less fancy gestures, gifts or painstaking care of the personal image, Virgo! If you are in a stable relationship such as marriage, you will be enthused to enjoy yourself, to relax, squander your energy and indulge in intensive leisure, all of which could lead to a certain vacuum sensation upon recapturing your daily responsibilities. You have to find a way to use your spare time for the most creative leisure this month. The Single Virgo: If you are in love with someone and up until now have not expressed your feelings, it probably would be a good time to do it, provided that you are sure and know for certain that your selection is right. If you already have someone or are married, use this chance to reaffirm your love fo

My Marriage & Mental Abuse (part 2)
(ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN APRIL '07) To make a marriage work, aren't both parties supposed to work together?? I remember just after a few sessions together, that I can't stand to even sit close to him... One part of our marriage however, he began to play mind games with me...It was about sex in the bedroom...I only had maybe 2 boyfriends b4 meeting my now husband, and I never got past first base...lmao Anyway, to this day I am unexperienced with sex in the bedroom...Sex is supposed to be a very passionate experience, and to be honest, when my hubby and I were together in the bedroom doing it, it wasn't anything like it's supposed to feel like...He made me say things in the bedroom that to this day I still hate saying when we did have sex...I wouldn't be so scared about sex, if he'd had made it a more loving and passionate experience...After having 2 kids, both being by C-section, my libido just hasn't been the same since...Every time he wanted to have sex with me, I wasn't in t

Relationship With My Parents
(ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN APRIL '07) **This next entry kinda ties in with my previous two posts, but that's for you to decide...LOL** Wanted to give a bit of a background of what my relationship was like with my parents growing up, and it might help you all understand where I'm coming from... Growing up, I was the oldest of two kids...Me being the oldest and my brother being the youngest...As kids we didn't get along as great as we do now...lmao Anyway, all through grade school, high school & college, my brother made just about everything he auditioned for...You name it...Band, Show Choir, Plays & Musicals...For me, on the other hand, was the total opposite...I managed to get in band, but quit after 7th grade; my brother quit band not long after I did...LOL...I always had to play catch up with him, because I wanted to do the same thing he did... Now here's where my parents come in...LOL...As we grew older, my parents let him do whatever he wanted while I sat in the wings wa

Saturday Night
Last night was an ok night. I was just going to the VFW to get dinner then come home. Well, that didn't work out so well. 10 rum and cokes later and 11:30 I was ready for bed..LOL! There was a band there that wasn't to bad, Second Chance. Faith was bar tending, so it was a great night. I felt great when I woke up this am. I did my laundry, cleaned my car and played some Star Wars online.. That was about it. I still have yet to pack anything. Time will get short and I will be rushed to move stuff.... The life of a procrastinator! LOL! So I gues that is it for now... have a great night! Ciao,

Ugg Is All I Can Say
i am so bored and tired of living with my in-laws it sucks so bad the only goo thing is i get to go to the linkin park concert on august 3 in selma texas i can't wait it'll be my first concert. i think they're going to kick us out soon cause i think they want to move oh well my prayers are answered right. my mother in law knows exactly which buttons to push to piss me off and she pushes them all the time i try to agnore her but she just keeps pushing so it's hard. not that i'm the type of person to keep my mouth shut when i don't like what someone has said. i need sleep i share a room with my daughter and son so there is 4 people in one little room. i miss my friends and being able to be me all the time not just when i'm by myself thats all i can say right no bye to all

Maybe I Am Depressed?
Within the past few months many people have mentioned to me that I may be depressed or that I may have bi-polar disorder, lately i've heard it more. So today I decided to look up symptoms of depression, Here they are (I put an "x" by the ones that deal with me); * Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" mood [X] * Feelings of hopelessness, pessimism [X] * Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, helplessness [X] * Loss of interest or pleasure in hobbies and activities that were once enjoyed, including sex [X] * Decreased energy, fatigue, being "slowed down" [X] * Difficulty concentrating, remembering, making decisions [X] * Insomnia, early-morning awakening, or oversleeping [X] * Appetite and/or weight loss or overeating and weight gain [X] * Thoughts of death or suicide; suicide attempts [X] * Restlessness, irritability [X] * Persistent physical symptoms that do not respond to treatment, such as headaches, digestive disorders, and chronic

A Wonderful Night And A Wonderful Horoscope!
Tonight was a great night. I had alot of fun, I laughed harder than I have in a long time. I ate really good food, and drank some okay wine, and just had fun. Afterwards, I went and hung out with some friends. Somewhere in the midst of all this, I somehow for some reason ended up calling the "ex". I don't know why I did it, but Im glad I did. You see, I needed an extra little push to help me get onto the other side...And what happened tonight, and what didn't happen, helped me do just that. Things are hard right now, I am not going to sit here and lie that they aren't.... but its nights like tonight and horoscopes like this one, that help me feel better about everything and help me put things into better perspective. Heres the horoscope!!! Ride out this storm and you'll be sitting pretty. Yes, the waves can get to be a bit much, but just breathe deeply and remind yourself that soon you'll see land. Never fear: Your faith in yourself will take you where you need to go.

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 2 Bartenders 1 Greeter 2 female dancers 1 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 1 from 6am till w/e ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also check out this other lounge of ours as well The Devils Playground Click the Pic to Join PLEASE JOIN NEED PEOPLE AND TY AS WELL JUST COPY AND PASTE THE CODE IN A NEW WINDOW Both are Proud members of The New and Improved Excalibur Radio (Old name was Daves Hideaway Radio)

One Last Way To Remember Him
No words could ever describe the emptiness that has been in my heart since the death of my son! Many thoughts flood my mind about the precious moments we had together, but I would rather have him being alive and well, here with me, than just being alive in my heart! Justin was the center of my world, and the joy he brought to my life was extraordinary! Remembering his beautiful brown eyes shining back at me, and the sweetness that was displayed in his smile, was the ultimate example of heavenly love! I miss hearing the wonderful laughter flowing from his mouth, and the incredible words of cheerfulness that fell from his lips! Justin was the perfect gift that God created just for me! There is nothing that could ever fill this void in my life and heart! These past seven years has been very difficult without my first child being in my life. Each passing day is a constant struggle to let my life move forward, because stopping time would be so much easier, than to face a

Hmmm 2
You scored as Nice, Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice88% Shy75% Immature44% Outgoing31% Fun25% Dramatic13% mean13% what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Catholic
Stations of the Cross Opening Prayer ACT OF CONTRITION O my God, my Redeemer, behold me here at Thy feet. From the bottom of my heart I am sorry for all my sins, because by them I have offended Thee, Who art infinitely good. I will die rather than offend thee again. Becoming a Catholic Interested In Learning More About The Catholic Church? Welcome! This page explains the process by which one can - through their local Catholic church - learn more about the faith. We hope this information is helpful to you! The process by which adults come into the Church has come to be known as "the RCIA", which is short for "The Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults." Who is the process for? The unbaptized. The primary focus of the Rite of Christian Initiation of Adults is on those who are not already Christian and have not been catechized. Baptized but uncatechized. Those who have been baptized either as Roman Catholics or as members of another Christian communit

After Work
Well I'm sitting here after work, still at work, with a sore, tingling, hot butt. Yesterday and today, during work, I neglected to address you as Sir when we IM each other during business hours. It's just so easy to dash off a message and not give it a thought but that's not what's supposed to happen. I knew this because I had been punished once before for this, failing to address you as Sir that is. When you told me that I would be punished tonight I thought about it. You had told me that if needed you would punish me after work and since the offense happened at work then in my mind I figured I should be punished there too. When I mentioned this to you, you were very surprised but you agreed with me. After office hours and after all the employees had gone home you allowed me to go to the bathroom. After that I made sure the doors were locked and you took me into the shop and had me go over your knee on an office chair. This was different because I had to balance this time w

Good Things Happen Too
Ex-Sergeant Named Calendar Cover Girl PR Newswire | June 04, 2007 SAN DIEGO - Operation Calendar, producers of the "CAMOUFLAGE: PIN-UP" calendar announced that Playboy model and actress Michelle Manhart will be the cover girl for their third annual calendar, set to be released later this year. Manhart was featured in Playboy magazine's February 2007 issue while active in the U.S. Air Force. Reactions to her pictorial garnered national media attention and ultimately resulted in her Honorable Discharge. "The men and women of the Armed Forces give so much and I want to give back, said Manhart." "This is one small way I can help." Manhart joined one of the 2008 models, Janica, in the announcement today from San Diego. Janica was on hand to serve as the human canvas for the work of world-renowned body painter Filippo Ioco. "I've painted many models all over the world, but being a part of this effort is truly special," said Ioco. Award winning photographer Monique Feil will conti

Cute-o-meter
Cute -O- MeTeR Cute-O-Meter *everyboday do it* Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am? Repost this as "Cute -O- MeTeR

Paris Hilton
I am so damn tired of turning on the TV and hearing about Paris Hilton. I do not care if she is in prison. I do not care if she has a porno out. I just do not care about Paris Hilton. She is a stupid and ugly spoiled brat, that bought herself into fame. Why can't we talk about something of importance. Like the dingleberries in Joe Schome's underwear.

In Love With A Dream
IN LOVE WITH A DREAM ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE OUT OF REACH FOR YOU HOLD ALL THE KEYS AND I SIMPLY HAVE MY DREAMS I LOVED YOU AND ALL YOUR CHARMS THEN YOU WENT AWAY AND THAUGHT THERE WOULD BE NO HARM FOR OUR LOVE WAS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT IN REALITY YOU ALWAYS KNEW THAT WE WOULD NEVER MEET SO YOU MADE OUT AS WE COULD NEVER BE BUT THEN YOU SHOW UP AGAIN HOPING ALL YOU CAN WIN FOR ME I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THE DREAM OF YOU AND ME SO THAT ONE DAY WE CAN BE TOGETHER IN REALITY

100 Things You May Not Have Known About Me
100 Things You May Not Have Known About Me... 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? bud light 2. Do you follow college football? a lil bit 3. Who took this survey before you? sarah 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? lyndsey 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? last week 6. Are you happy? couldnt be happier 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? walmart 8. How do you feel about your hair? hate it 9. Where do you live? for now with my dad in a small ole town 10. Last thing you ate? corndog 11. Want to kick anyone's butt? nah im good 12. Last time you were kissed? yesterday :) 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? a couple 14. AIM or MSN? msn 15. What classes are you taking? HIMS 16. How many hours on average do you work a week? 35-40 17. Who do you like right now? that one special person 18. Do you watch the Olympics? yes 19. Last restaurant you went to? Wendy's

Chapter 25 { The Invisibel Man
XXV. THE HUNTING OF THE INVISIBLE MAN For a space Kemp was too inarticulate to make Adye understand the swift things that had just happened. They stood on the landing, Kemp speaking swiftly, the grotesque swathings of Griffin still on his arm. But presently Adye began to grasp something of the situation. "He is mad," said Kemp; "inhuman. He is pure selfishness. He thinks of nothing but his own advantage, his own safety. I have listened to such a story this morning of brutal self-seeking! He has wounded men. He will kill them unless we can prevent him. He will create a panic. Nothing can stop him. He is going out now -- furious!" "He must be caught," said Adye. "That is certain." "But how?" cried Kemp, and suddenly became full of ideas. "You must begin at once. You must set every available man to work. You must prevent his leaving this district. Once he gets away, he may go through the countryside as he wills, killing and maiming. He dreams of a reign of terror! A reign of

1907, One Hundred Years Ago....
THE YEAR 1907 This will boggle your mind. The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907: ************************************ The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 47 years old. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S. , and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more Heavily populated than California. With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st Most populous state in the Union. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower !! The average wage in the U.S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant

Life
life its self, its full of surprises down falls pains good bad ugly. everythang happens for a fuckin reason. it is your place to figure out why did this happen.regrets, what the fuck r u thanking for saying i regret this or that. theres nothin in this world to regret about. life is to short to regret crap. when shit hits the fan or ya life goes down hill. its time to take a moment and say hey i aint ganna give up. stop look around and c what caused it and learn from it. another thang i cant stand is plp sayin oh ya i got alot of friends that maybe soooooooooooooooo. only true friends will be there when u need them the most. they will drop what they r doin and comin runnin to u. not to stop and say hey whats in it for me. they dont give a crap bout that. all they care about is that u get the help u need and they make sure it happens no matter what. dont belive me try it. when u r down and need a friend dont go a callin them up they will hear about it through the grape vine and will be c

Wow...i'm Finally Learning How To Do This Shit!!
Yep...thats right I still don't get this shit. I'm better at myspace( its easier I guess) anyways I just want to say Thanks to everybody who commented me and all that good stuff. I'm trying harder to find the time to get online and meet new friends and all that bullshit. So far everyone is A-ok with me . If I don't like you I will for sure tell ya!!! So I guess I like everybody. I'm actually a nice person sometimes. No really ....I am!!I have a mean & crude sence of humor and that rubs some people tha wrong way but I am what I am and thats all that I am.My hands hurt....they have blisters on they from working my motha fucking ass off tonight!!mofo jobz gonna kill me.

Away From Ct 6/8 - 6/10
Good Morning all... Just wanted to let everybody know that I will be out of town for a Convention Today Friday 08 June 2007 thru Sunday 10 June 2007. I'll be back sometime late afternoon or early evening on Sunday. I hope each of you have a fun and save weekend Chris AKA DvlDog 91

You Blow.
You pretty much blow. A lot. If there was a way to quantify how much you blow, you can be damn sure you'd have been quantified... um... or, you know.. your blowage would have been er... rated. And quantified. Anyway. You blow. That was the point.

King Of Ct Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 BOMBERS NEEDED If ya got a few xtra minutes please help me out by bombing comments and votes in the King of CT contest at the link above,would really appreciate the help and let your friends know too,going for a 7 day blast.Favor will be returned

The Pink Dress
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many people passed by her, but no one would stop. The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there. Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was Yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes. Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl. For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place For young children to play alone. As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl's dress. It was grotesquely shaped. I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no Effort to speak to her. Deformities are a low blo

Soldier: Media Is Enemy's Best Weapon
JOHN CARLSON, Des Moines Register May 23, 2007 A tired and disgusted Iowa soldier fired off an e-mail a few days ago, telling family and friends how things are going in Iraq. A Blackhawk helicopter pilot, Chief Warrant Officer Jim Funk has flown more than 80 combat missions since he arrived there in October. He described his Boone-based unit's successes after 5,000 hours of flying out of LSA Anaconda, a huge American base north of Baghdad. He talked about the tragedies he and his fellow Iowans have witnessed and his worries of becoming complacent as he goes on mission after mission. Morale? "We're treading water," the Ames man told the people closest to him. "We continue to kick butt on missions and take care of each other, even though we know the American public and government DOES NOT stand behind us. Ohhhh, they all say they support us, but how can you support me (the soldier) if you don't support my mission or my objectives. We watch the news over here. Every time

Stop (a Poem To My Mom)
Stop Lets play a game, A guessing game. Whats my favourite color? Whats my cats name? Whats my dogs name? How many dogs do I have? What color is my hair? What do I want to be? Give up yet? See what you miss? Probably not, You're lost in your own fake world. Is it time to stop hurting me? Why cant you face the fact, I AM YOUR CHILD, I WONT GO AWAY. STOP IGNORING ME. You forget, I'm the child that goes for her dreams and never stops, You forget, I still care. You forget, I'll be successful with or without you. Open your eyes and grow up, I was supposed to be the child not you. Author notes Written October 19th, 2006

Ode To The Nice Girls
Ode to the Nice Girls This rant was written because a nice girl that finally snapped. I’ve read the “tributes to nice guys” before. This is my reply. This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is an homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfo

Bury Me With Marines
I've played a lot of roles in life; I've met a lot of men, � I've done a lot of things I'd like To think I wouldn't do again. � And though I'm young, I'm old enough, To know someday I'll die. � I think about the great beyond, and beside whom I would lie. � Perhaps it doesn't matter much; Still if I had my choice, � I'd want a grave amongst Marines when the death bell quells my voice. � I'm sick of all the hypocrisy in lectures from so called wise. � I'll take the men, with all their flaws, They go, though scared, and die. � The Marines I knew were commonplace They didn't want the war; � They fought because their fathers had and like their fathers, fathers had before. � They killed, and cursed, and wept... God knows they're easy to deride... � But bury me with men like these; They faced the guns and died. � It's funny when you think of it, The

10 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, June 10: Both budding romantic relationships and platonic relationships with your buds require handling with extra care now. Find the middle ground between the two of you, and inhabit it with grace.

Thank U Friends
Just wanted to drop a quick Thank You to my friends who left my son some love for his birthday. We are about to do the cake and ice cream thing but I've been gettin so much love from the ones who remembered or knows it's his bday that I wanted to just recognize and say thanks from the bottom of my heart. I love you all!! Lisa

Horoscope
I keep having these great horoscopes but doesn't anyone ever follow them? Mine have been so good I hate not to. Todays:You know what you need. Well, you know what you want, and that's a good start. Now it's time to figure out how to get this certain element into your life. Use as little effort as possible and you'll be off to a good start. (This is very possibly true) Fridays: You have just the thing to chase those naughty blues away, but you're hesitant to actually do it. It's just too weird or outlandish. Who cares? Nobody's watching. It won't hurt anyone and it'll perk you up, so go for it. (now I did follow this one, glad I did!)

A Wish For Co
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.

I Am The Diva
I consider myself a DIVA for a couple reasons. Not so much because of how I act, but because of what I do. I work full time for the same company for 4 years now and take care of my 2 beautiful children. Everything I do, I do for my family. I don't do anything for myself besides buy cigaretts and an occasional drink. Other than that, all money that I make I do for my family. My family consists of me, my 2 kids, and my boyfriend of over 2 years that means everything to me. That's why I consider myself a diva. Most women (and even men) don't do that, so I'm giving myself cudos. You may think that I'm full of myself for that, but I don't. I think that I'm just trying to be a good person and do what's right by my family. I know that I need to do more for myself, but to me, family comes first. Due to not growing up in a family where family came first, I think I sort of adopted this policy for myself because of that. No matter what anyone says, in my own mind, I'm a DIVA! I am

Into Ecstasy
You caress me into ecstasy as I watch you lower yourself onto your knees Kissing my breasts and licking my nipples ... Looking up into my face your hand would touch all over, until they found the place where I was moist and wet for you.... You would look into my eyes and slip your fingers gently between my thighs only to bring them back to your mouth to savor ... The sweet scent and taste of me..... You part my legs and lower your head to where my wet flavor waits You lick and suck penetrate me with your tongue ... Massaging and caressing my wanting lips as only you can do probing tasting, wanting more of me.

Turn The World Upside Down!
turn the world upside down!!! if you turned the world upside down would that make things better?? would all this shit with this one girl stop???? would i not want to deck this one girl is her fucken face??? would my best friend be happy again!!!!! shit if you turned the world upside down everything would be the same!! just upside down!!! if i cryed would my tears fall up or down??? would you care? would you be a good friend like i am? would you try and keep this girl from your bestfriend cause she messed up her life? what would you do? if the world was flat would you feel my pain? if the world was square would you care???? this is all a dream pinch me and see i will wake!!! or maybe its a nightmare that i cant wake up from!!! maybe this is hell ! and i dont know it !!!! alls i know is i have the worlds best friend and i wont let anything bad happend to her again even if that means haveing everyone else hate me!!!! i dont care!! she is the best friend i all ways wante

Come With Me To Fantasy Land
Smiling he said “Come with me to Fantasy Land.” I wasn’t sure of what he meant Though I found out in the next hours we spent Into the bedroom was where he led me “Close your eyes and you will see” So I closed my eyes, I was curious he kissed me; eyes open; he smiled victorious Once again we kissed, tongues and all I couldn’t resist, like something inside me fell victim to his call His hands began to wonder over my skin he must have planned this so he would win I thought how could this be wrong if felt so right Caressing and kissing as we undressed that night he looked deep into my eyes as he laid me on the bed All the while passion and ecstasy filling up my head he explored every inch of me with his tongue When he reached my dripping core he knew I was ready to cum he licked a little lick then plunged deep inside In passion, in pleasure I moaned and cried Whatever you want, I will give it to you.” he smiled with a spark in his eyes I knew right there an then what h

Love Hurts
I want to feel your touch on my skin. I want to hear your voice whisper in my ear. I want you to love me like I loved you. I want you to hurt like I have been hurting. I wish fairy tales were true because you would have saved my heart not broken it in two.

Exactly Y?
ok so i have to vent and get it out maybe then i might feel better.... it all begins last night mitch told me that he had been on that coolchat thing on the phone i went into it and made a name and thought id pull his leg to see what he would do. he didn't know i was getting on it. but anywayz. he did exactly what i didn't want him to do. he said he was single. that he didn't believe in marraige and all that shit then he said he would meet up with me and shit like that. not knowing it was me. but yeah i called him and yelled at him but it didn't help me out any. i mean my god i have only been gone 3 weeks. and he is about to have a fit. im sorry that he is like that but god y do i have to get men like this. it really really does make me regret marrying him cause i thought he would be different all of my other serious relationships were like this. am i just not enough to please him. y does he have to go out looking for other things. i swear i can't stand it. its like he is forgetting a

13 Signs To Know That You Are Sprung
13 signs of being sprung [.Thirteen]:WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WitH tHEM lAtE At NiGHt AND tHEY HANG UP,, BUt YOU MiSS tHEM AlREADY WHEN itS JUSt tWO MiNUtES AGO. [.tWElVE.]: YOU READ tHEiR tEXtS OVER AND OVER AGAiN. [.ElEVEN.]: YOU WAlK REAllY SlOW WHEN YOU'RE WitH tHEM [.tEN.]: YOU FEEl SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE WitH tHEM. [.NiNE.]: WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM, YOUR HEARt BEAtS FAStER AND SlOWER At tHE SAME tiME [.EiGHt.]: YOU SMilE WHEN YOU HEAR tHEiR VOiCE. [.SEVEN.]: WHEN YOU lOOK At tHEM, YOU CAN't SEE tHE OtHER PEOPlE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE iS HiM//HER. [.SiX.]: YOU StARt liStENiNG tO SlOW SONGS, WHilE tHiNKiNG OF tHEM [.FiVE.]: tHEY'RE All YOU tHiNK ABOUt. [.FOUR.]: YOU GEt HiGH JUSt FROM tHEiR SENt. [.tHREE.]: YOU REliAZE tHAt YOU'RE AlWAYS SMiliNG tO YOURSElF WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM. [.tWO.]: YOU WOUlD DO ANYtHiNG FOR tHEM, OR ANYtHiNG tO SEE tHEM. [.ONE.]: WHilE READiNG tHiS, tHERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MiND tHE WHOlE tiME...

I Am So Bored+a Poem
I really want to move. I tired of living with my mother inlaw. The only good thing is she has a computer and the internet. Everyone's always mad at me because I'm always on it because I'm always bored. I'm always trying to catch my oregon friends online and there's one thats never online anymore. Before I moved she was online everyday all day now never. Oh well if you read this I miss you being able to talk and sh*t. Heres a poem didn't say I was good but I been wanting to say for a while and this is the only way I know how with out feeling stupid. WHY DO I ALWAYS WANT TO SOMETHING WRONG always thinking of something bad always wanting something i can no longer have always thinking about getting into trouble i want to have some fun but the fun is wrong i want something i can't have it wrong to want it but i can't have it if i do it will hurt someone bad having fun sound so good

Fav Poem
DESIDERATA GO PLACIDLY AMID THE NOISE AND HASTE AND REMEMBER WHAT PEACE THERE BE IN SILENCE As far as possible be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others you may become vain and bitter, always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of Time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is. Many persons strive for high ideals and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about Love, for in the face of all avidity an

In My Dreams
At night I miss you most of all When darkness begins to fall, It's then I reach into my heart You are there never to depart. Loving words you have said to me Remains etched in my memory, You vow your love so very true Showing it in all things you do. I need you in my life every day To help me along a lonely way, I must hear love words you say Or my world will taint to gray. In my dreams you are with me In reality you are never to be, Our deep love is pure and strong Why then is it so very wrong. As time passes on without you My love will still remain true, I pray for a day we will be free To share eternal love in reality. I once had dream that you where here with me standing by my side saying those three words that meant everything to me. I know that dream will come true, and until that day I am waiting here for you. I dream of you when I'm asleep, you even appear when I'm awake daydreaming. There is no escaping you. I just wish it was true.

Prostitute Raises
Zimbabwe. (Reuters) - Prostitutes in Zimbabwe have raised their rates by 67 percent -- from US$2.80 to $4.60 per night -- and they are looking for countenance. Housewives should sympathize with us and I am appealing to them to urge their husbands to bring more money when they go to beerhalls, said a spokeswoman for the Prostitutes Association of Zimbabwe.

I'm Not Alone
So often I do before I think, Not knowing why, that’s something I hate. I try and I try, yet I don't understand, The reason I cause all this pain and this fate. Sometimes I wonder, if someday, someway, I'll ever be able to really be me. Through all of my mishaps, and all of my pain, I've somehow lost track of the things I once dreamed. To ever be happy, to be true to myself, Without losing track of all the things that mean the most. How can I fix the things that I've wronged, To ever be able to be strong and carry on. One step at a time, I'll swallow my pride, To prove to myself I'm not lost inside. Someday I'll be happy, someday I'll be whole, Right now I'm just glad, I'm not all alone. 2/10/98 For my family thank you for always being there for me.

Happy Home Recipe
4 C. LOVE 5 SPOONS HOPE 2 C. LOYALTY 2 SPOONS TENDERNESS 3 C. FORGIVENESS 4 QT. FAITH 1 C. FRIENDSHIP 1 barrel laughter Take love and loyalty. Mix it thoroughly with faith and tenderness. Blend it with forgiveness, kindness and understanding. Add friendship and hope, sprinkle abundantly withlaughter. bake it with sunshine and serve daily with generous helpings.

Elephant Stew For A Crowd
Thise is a real recipe I found in a old cook book. 1 elephat 2 rabbits (optional) salt to taste cut elephant into bite size pieces(takes about 2 months) cook about 4 weeks at 465o. Serves about 3800 people. For larger groups, add 2rabbits, olny if necessery.

Week 47
- Somewhere in space, Jimmy Olsen awakens to see Lightray entwined in the now-demon-filled depths of the Source Wall. Then out of nowhere, Jimmy (complete in a somewhat Tron-like white suit) is trapped in the wall as well! And then he woke up. - Holly Robinson arrives in Metropolis to find that the Gotham police are still on the lookout for the former Catwoman. While trying to keep a low profile in a local train station, some kind of pimp tries to “enlist” Holly, but she ain’t havin’ it! A quick whack to the face finds Holls a free woman, but the draw to call on her old friends for help remains particularly strong. - At the rundown Kahndaq Embassy in Gotham City, Black Adam is playing rough with Mary Marvel. The former dictator doesn’t take kindly to Mary’s talk of having hope for a bright tomorrow (and admittedly, it is kind of “Annie”-ish). - In the Monitor’s multiverse base, the sideburned, would-be savior of Duela Dent makes his case to his fellow fashion victims for a me

Foundation
CELEBRATE THE GRAND OPENING OF KLUB FOUNDATION WITH YOUR HOSTESS'S CROW & SABRINA WITH DJ'S DOOM MONSTER, LIQUID SEX DRIVE OF CLUB SKANDAL AND DJ'S SCANDALOUS AND SPAZMATIK OF KLUB EMPIRE WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ SMASH OF INFIRMARY AND DEFKON. WE WILL HAVE NO COVER CHARGE AND ITS $2 BEER NIGHT. ****DIRECTIONS**** TAKE THE 60 FREEWAY EAST TO RIVERSIDE. EXIT UNIVERSITY AVENUE MAKE A RIGHT. MAKE YOUR NEXT RIGHT INTO THE UNIVERSITY VILLAGE PLAZA WE ARE LOCATED ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE MOVIE THEATER. 1201 UNIVERSITY AVE RIVERSIDE CA, 92504

5 Secrets To A Perfect Relationship
1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four men don't know each other.

Shower Galore
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

Lazy People
Are you sick of lazy ass people! I am, it seems as if everyone is so worried about themself they cant help someone out. I see people everyday sitting on their ass and when someone asks for help they say. " oh I am sorry I am busy" What the fuck were you doing on my space at work then you lazy ass muther fucker? (cherry tap is ok..LOL) Save that shit for home people. If we all gave just a ounce of help we would have gallons of extra time. I know I just rambled on but what the fuck.....I feel better

The 1995 Vintage, Part 1
The Bastard Operator from Hell - The '95 Vintage At long last, the Bastard Operator from Hell 1995 Vintage is ready for it's public. Aged in French Oak, and turned lovingly by the hands of nubile young nuns - their firm bodies straining against the rough hession of their habits... - I'm sorry, where was I? Nuns. Yes. Nuns. Mmmm. Anyway, back to the Bastard Operator from Hell 1995 Vintage - A lovely year for Bastards. A little pretentious, but then aren't we all? - I know I am. But back to the aging bit. French oak, with a hint of fermentation which gives it that something extra you look for in something to waste your time on when you should be working. Bold, yet unassuming, these episodes are the ideal compliment to red meat or pasta, and will probably have a shelf life similar to that of those nasty pickled chillis with dust all over them that have been on your supermarket shelf since the place was built. Best served at room tempera

The 1996 Vintage, Part 4
Congratulations Once More Reader If you've got this far you really must have at least half a dozen or so of the neighbours pets almost to the boil by now. To test if the creature concerned is what we (in the pet torturing trade) call 'Al Dente' - from the Latin to leave marks on motor vehicles when struck at excessive speed - grab it with a pair of snap-jaw Vice-Grip Plie... WE INTERRUPT ONCE MORE WITH AN APOLOGY REGARDING THE JAVA SCRIPT WHICH HAS AGAIN BEEN ACCIDENTALLY LOADED ONTO YOUR MACHINE AND WHICH HAS SUCH LOW REGARD FOR HOUSEHOLD PETS. WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT STEPS HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO ENSURE THAT IT, JAVA SCRIPTS WHICH LOOK LIKE IT, AND ALL IT'S SCRIPT FRIENDS AND RELATIVES, HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT BACK OF THE COMPUTER AND SHOT IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER Now, back to the sunlit and snowcapped mountains of things more artistic! Looking for new challenges, or just more dosh, the BOFH risks it all in the agency shark pool ... The boss is being a

13 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, June 13: Your impulsive decision to excavate a moat around your house seems like a great idea until you grab the shovel and start digging, at which point it'll seem a lot like work and you'll lose interest.

13 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, June 13: A heart-to-heart's in order according to the stars. Whether you're discussing certain things for the first time with a new person in your life or revisiting favorite subjects with a favorite confidante, talk it out.

"i Have Ocd & Depression"
What's your mental illness? Anorexia [] you feel weak. [x] you hate your body. [x] you have starved yourself. [x] you have low self esteem. [] you use laxatives. [] you need to be skinnier. [x] people always say you're skinny, but you your think fat. [] people think you are way too skinny. total: 4 ADHD (attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder) [x] you are hyper most of the time. [x] you barely pay attention to anything. [] you cannot cooperate with people well. [x] you seem to never sit still. [x] you talk all the time. [x] you need attention 24/7. total: 5 bipolar disorder [x] you can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed. [x] you are very irritable. [] you barely get any or no sleep. (i sleep alot) [] you have very high self esteem at times. [x] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex. [] you have thought of/attempted suicide. [x] you have the worst mood swings of anyone you know. total: 4 bulimia nervosa [x] you've thrown u

You Know You Are A Child Of The 80s When...
You wanted to be on Star Search. (Didn't we all?) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. Or even when he had those freaky eyes in "Thriller" at the end of the video. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth. You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout." You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off." You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack." You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer." You'll always hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future." You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody

King Of Ct Contest
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&i=3958529643 PLEASE STOP BY THE LINK ABOVE AND RATE AND COMMENT,IM IN THIRD,DOWN BY 500 AND 1000,COME HELP ME OUT TO WIN THIS THING PLEASE,ALL HELP IS DEEPLY APPRECIATED

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Viii
Continuing yet again.... 43.) The war in Iraq. I spent 14 months in that shithole. At the start of the war, our fearless leader, President Pussy, said our goal was to get rid of Saddaam and restore a new government. First off, how the fuck do you restore soomething new? Anyways, we have completed the mission over there, yet they still keep our boys and girls over there. Why? It's obvious from the still rising death count, that we don't need to be there anymore. They obviously don't want us there. So let us fucking leave, we did our job. In the last week alone I have lost two friends over there. Found out about the last one late last night. I am tired of losing friends to a war we shouldn't even be involved in anymore. They are on the brink of a civil war over there, and we need to be as far away from that shit as we can be. It's pointless why we are still there. 44.) One reason I won't eat inside a restaruant around here anymore, is everything has gone non smoking.

Chemistry Is Funny
Chemistry is funny. Sometimes it can strike twice, and other times you can have one great meeting and then -- nothing. Just remind yourself that if it can happen a few times, it can happen a lot more. Keep on trucking!

Lilly And Melissa
need to get a freaking life. i guess u can call them the drama queens of ct..they both can have fred for all i care.. oh by the way.. melissa tell fred i gave his address to a few of the women he was supposed to be in love with. and they all know he is in jail and why he was in prison for 3 years before..so have fun

Opposite Sex
The Opposite Sex: General Body or Faceface Looks or Personalitypersonaltiy Heightmeh who cares Weightdont care Hair Colorbrown Eye Colordont matter Most Important Physical Featurehands Good/Bad Traits Funnygood Loudgood Seductivevery good Quietbad Tallgood Shortmeh Athleticbad Fatgood Immaturebad Competitivegood Hypergood Smokergood Drinkergood Smartgood Dumbbad Observantgood Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com

My Daughter....
So, my daughter was up last night with ear pain. She got up this morning and was playing with her cousin. She came to me, I was laying on the couch, and told me that she had "drool" in her hair. I said, WHAT????? She told me that "her ear was drooling into her hair"! LOL! She has an ear infection and her tubes were draining it but I thought that was the CUTEST thing I had ever heard!! LOL! Just thought that I would share! LOL!

Surveyyy
Basics: Name: BILLLLLLLLLLLL Date of Birth: 9/26/822222 Birthplace: Springfielddddddddddd Current Location: MASSSS :D Eye Color: bluuue. Hair Color: blonddddddd Height: 5'9999 Heritage: FROGGGGGGGG lol Piercings: noneeeeee Tattoos: noneeeeeee Favourite: Band/Singer: RAMMSTEIN/ TATUUUUUUUUUUUU Song: too many Movie: horror onesssssssssss Disney Movie: dumboooooooooo :D lol TV show: LOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Color: BLACKKKKKKKKKKKK Food: ITALIANNNNNNNNN Pizza topping: ANYYYYYYYY Ice-Cream Flavor: CHOCOLATEEEEEE Drink (alcoholic): vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Soda: KOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Store: ANYYYYYYYYYYYY Clothing Brand: ANYYYYYYYYYYY Shoe Brand: ADIDASSSSSSSSS Season: fallllllllllllllllll Month: OCTOBERRRRRRRR Holiday/Festival: XMASSSSSSSSSS Flower: NONEEEEEEEEEE Make-Up Item: NAIL POLISHHHHHHHHHHHH lol Board game: MONOPOLYYYYYYYYYY This or That Sunny or rainy: rainy Chocolate or van

I've Done 9 Out Of 36 Stupid Things
The more [X]'s the dumber you are. 18 or lower means you're not stupid. [ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. So far: 2 [x] You have ran into a pole. [ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. [ ] You just tried to sing them So far: 4 [ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit. [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] Your hair is blonde. [ ] People have called you slow So far: 4 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. [ ] Yo

From Sherilynn
The key to your success at ANYTHING lies in the choices you make. You dont have to buy from anyone, work at a particular job, participate in any given relationship or activity. YOU CAN CHOOSE!!!!!!! You can DECIDE at any time to alter the course of your life. No one can take that away from you.. YOU CAN CHOOSE!!!!!!! Make the right choices.. Your life is now........ Love Livin' It Sherilynn Williams

Alone
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

Everytime
Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

167 Condom Slogans...
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12) If you go into heat, package your meat 13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse 15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18) The right selection, is to protect your erection 19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 20) A crank with armor, will never harm her 21) If you really love her, wear a cover 22) Don't make a mi

Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!
I want to scream and yell and beat back your comforts and securities so you can see real beauty so you can truly feel yet on you exist in your bubble no need to feel no need to think you don't even see me and you can never even imagine the realities I've seen and lived

Bloody Mary Salad
BLOODY MARY SALAD Dressing: 1 tablespoon olive oil 1 tablespoon shallots, finely minced 1/4 cup vodka (or 1/4 cup chicken stock) 2/3 cup spicy vegetable juice (V8 juice, 5.5 ounce can) 2 tablespoons worcestershire sauce 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon prepared mustard 1 teaspoon horseradish 1/2 teaspoon celery seeds 1/2 lemon juice salt to taste pepper to taste Salad: 8 ounces cooked medium shrimp (1 cup approximaetly) 2 cups tomatoes, diced 1 cup celery, thinly sliced 1/2 cup English cucumbers, diced 1/3 cup pimento stuffed olives, cut in half 1/4 cup red onions, sliced 3 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped 1 tablespoon olive oil DRESSING: In a saucepan over medium-high, heat the olive oil. Saute the shallots until soft about 2-3 minutes. Deglaze the pan with vodka; simmering until almost all evaporated. Add the V8 juice, Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, mustar

Caught On Camera
TJ carefully adjusted the video camera so as it would not be seen by anyone using the storage room. By placing it inside of an old envelope carton and piling several other boxes on top of it, it would be unlikely that it would be discovered. A small hole in the end of the box was all that was needed to have the hidden lens to cover about 80% of the area in the whole room. Why all this deception? Last Thursday evening TJ had been working late trying to get some quarterly reports done for Friday's sales meeting. At seven o'clock he had slipped out to get a burger and fries, but returned to the office by eight. As he was coming down the hall he heard noises coming from the store room next to his office. After putting his ear to the door, he was stunned to hear the unmistakable sound of love making coming from the dusty storeage room!!! After a few minutes he realized that the two people behind the door were his boss, Ed Jenkins, and Ed's secretary Jan Hart! TJ never even had guessed that

Shopping Trip
Just another shopping Saturday in Crewe, Son didn't want to come, and husband watching football. Well at least i get to brows without rushing, love shoe shopping, but today I must get a new bra, maybe something a little sexy, it might even excite him indoors a little!! I am in the shop looking through the hundreds of different bra's there appears to be now, i am a 36b and never have had a good comfortable fitting bra, As i am browsing and walking back and forth, the usual thing happens (which i hate) "may i help you madam" came the voice of the young female shop assistant, well at 41 years of age i would have thought by now i could choose my own bra, but then thinking that to find a comfortable fitting one as well as maybe a little sexy, i may as well gain the help of this girl who is anyway paid to help. Oh yes i am looking for a Bra that is not only comfortable but also has a little sex appeal! so what do you suggest? "well if madam would like to go into the changing room an

My Wife's Very Erotic Night!
My wife and I have always had a very open relationship. We have always been honest with each other even in the rather delicate areas of extramarital sex. She had recently admitted to me that she had been exchanging sexy e-mails and text messages with Alex, her old college boyfriend, for several months now. My wife confessed that they had admitted to each other that they still had very strong feelings for one another after all these years. That's why they both felt the need to go beyond intimate phone sex and agreed to have a real date soon. One day, she gingerly asked for my permission for her planned date with Alex.I frankly agreed subject to one condition: she could do anything BUT she had to tell me (no matter how embarrassing for her), everything that would happen on that date. She replied that she was always frank and honest with me. My wife and Alex eventually agreed to go out the following Friday. They were going to attend the birthday party of their mutual friend in a

Sex Ed
Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, “All right children, it’s time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we’ll get started!” After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight. “Okay, class, today is a very special day in our understanding how the human body works and reacts sexually,” Miss Warden began, “up to now we have simply read our texts and looked at pictures to get a grasp of human sexual response.” “I know some of you, no let’s make that all of you will be a little embarrassed, but it is a school requirement that this lesson be taught,” Miss Warden went on, “so, without further or do, I want all of you to stand up and remove all of your clothing, right now, let’s get to it!!!” Thirty faces exchanged nervous glances with each other, and then slowly the students got to their feet and began carefully removing their garments. Almost everyone had a red face, especially t

Paul On Illegal Downloads
KISS frontman Paul Stanley has lashed out at people who download music illegally. Herald Sun By Cameron Adams "Downloading is one of the tragedies of the 21st century," Stanley said yesterday. "Under the guise of technology and fancy jargon, people have legalised stealing. "When you say you're sharing files . . . you can't share what you don't own. "I can't share your car. Sharing something with one person is one thing, sharing with tens of thousands of people is a crime. It's robbery." Stanley rejected claims rock bands such as Kiss and Metallica had made enough money to not worry about downloading. "I don't owe anyone any justification for wanting to get paid," he said. "For anybody else to decide when I have enough money is bollocks. "I feel angry about it happening to me, but it will kill new artists. "New bands depend upon that money to carry on. They desperately need that money and, on principle, I want it." Stanley is in Melbourne for a s

Survey Reveals Significant Public Lack Of Diabetes Awareness
MINNEAPOLIS - (BUSINESS WIRE) - According to a recent nationwide survey released today, nearly 80 percent of the American public does not know the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes. The survey, conducted by Harris Interactive(R) and commissioned by Medtronic, Inc. (NYSE:MDT), showed that almost half of respondents were also unaware that two distinct forms of diabetes existed. The results of the survey, particularly those focusing on type 1 diabetes, corroborate Medtronic's decision to announce today the launch of an education initiative to raise awareness of type 1 diabetes, and the most effective therapy options available to treat it. "The diabetes community has speculated for some time about the public's poor understanding of type 1 diabetes. These survey results unfortunately confirm our fears," said Francine Kaufman, MD, director of the Comprehensive Childhood Diabetes Center and head of the Center for Endocrinology, Diabetes and Metabolism at Children's Hospital Lo

Kiss Fan
I HAVE BEEN A KISS FAN SINCE 1979 IVE BEEN COLLECTING EVER SINCE. PAUL STANLEY IS MY FAVE. WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD THAT HASENT BEEN SAID. THEY ARE MORE THAN A BAND THEY ARE TRUE SUPER HEROS

How To Find Her G-spot
That Really Hit the G-spot! Did you know that women could have more than one kind of orgasm? Yep, not only are the lucky creatures the owner of the only body part dedicated solely to arousal and sexual pleasure (the love button – aka the clitoris), and able to have multiple orgasms with no down time to recharge, women are also able to have several different types of orgasms from genital stimulation. Let me break away here for a moment and note that both men and women have the capacity to experience full body orgasms (where men learn to orgasm throughout their entire body without ejaculating, meaning they don’t experience the “down” period of tiredness ejaculation brings on) but that will be the subject of a different article (don’t’ worry, I’m hot on the case doing research). G-spot And Orgasms So back to girls and the different types of genital orgasms they can experience. Just about all-genital arousal for women starts with the clitoris; so ignore this magnificent bundl

To Know For My Sis
to know I cant help hurts to see what u done make me want to cry you been my rock my light and my happiness for years and know you are slipping away I know u will fight and will be strong but your light not so bright your smile is fake I’m here for u and yet I cant do a damn thing I know u will survive this and move on only time can help u but I will be your rock your hope your light and your happiness and most important your sister till the end which is not near by JNA

Hospital Corps Birthday
June 17th is the 109th Birthday of the Hospital Corps. On behalf of our brother and sister Corpsmen who never made it home I think I can speak for all of them and say how Proud we all are to have served with the greatest warriors in the world. We are Navy but our hearts are with our beloved Marine Corps And on this day lets give a toast and Remember the traditions written in the deeds of HA Bob Bush, on Okinawa, Pharmacist Mate Joe Marquez Navy Cross on Peleliu, HN John Kilmer, & HM3 William Charette, in Korea, HM3 Don Ballard, and Hm3 Robert Ingram in Nam, all Medal of Honor recipients. Remember the corpsmen who risked their lives to save their Marines at places like Belleau Woods, Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Chosen Reservoir, Hue City, Kuwait City, Afghanistan and Iraq. Remember of how our history is one filled with valor. Remember to Reflect on wearing that caduece. How it changes you from an ordinary sailor and person to one with a special mission. It makes you stand

A Big Thank You To All Who Have Been Droping By An Rating My Pics
JUST A BIG THANK YOU FOR ANYONE AN EVERYONE WHO HAS STOPPED BY MY PAGE TODAY AN LEFT A COMMENT OR RATED MY PICS YOU ALL ARE THE BEST THANK YOU SO MUCH ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE SUCH TRUE FRIENDSHIPS LOVE YA ALL:)

I'm Single Again!
so as u guessed, i'm single. i'vejust wsted 2 years of my life wit this man that doesn't give a fuck about me. h's stolen my stuff, and damaged my house. the cops say there's nothin they can do. nowi have2 start all over again.

~the Rede~
Bide ye Wiccan laws ye must in perfect love and perfect trust. Live and let live, fairly take and fairly give. Form the circle thrice about, to keep all ye spirits out. Soft of eye, light of touch, speak ye little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing moon, singing out ye Witches' Rune. Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune. When the Lady's moon is new, kiss your hand to her times two. When the rippling waters flow, cast a stone and truth ye'll know. When ye have and hold a need, harken not with others' greed. With a fool no seasons spend, nor be counted as his friend. Merry meet and merry part, bright the cheeks and warm the heart. Mind ye threefold law ye should, three times bad and three times good. When misfortune is anow, wear the star upon thy brow. True in Love ye must ever be, lest thy love be false to thee. In these eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An ye harm none, do what ye will. .

Strangely Not In Any Better Or Worse Of A Mood.
However, Bran said some things to me earlier that really helped me. He’s good at hitting home like that… OK. So, the job interview actually went really well. No clue on where things stand… not getting my hopes up, will be spending the weekend working on unpaid freelance stuff. Need to get a thank you card out to my interviewer! Got a ride home from. OK, this will be a bit confusing. I’m dating like four and a half guys right now. The half is one who has expressed interest and then dropped off the face of the planet. Guy 1: Bran (top of food chain on the guy thing… but, we all know that really) Guy 2: Wormwood (never see him enough) Guy 3: Have actually known in various communities for years, have never even officially met in person until recently. Guy 4: New Guy So, New Guy and I have been out on a couple of dates, we really get along and really like each other. He seems like the kind of person who would have no end of fun doting over me and just in gene

(another Rant) Wow Mommy Look At Me
Canadian S...: LIFE you qualifed to make that call you uneducated 19 yr old I cant legally drink WHORE ->Canadian S...: whatever...get a life Okay so now Im a whore....hmm didn't know that...considering I cant stand to be around people. I hate people with every fiber of my being. Hence why im on the net all the time BUT still I'm not even a net whore...if i was i wouldn't be soo fucking pissed at men. And uneducated huh? For starters you dont learn CRAP in school. Hell if I relied on school knowledge i'd be screwed. But what ive learned from life on my own I think im pretty damn smart. Now relationship wise...I think I still have my training wheels attached..probaly a good thing too...scraped knees don't hurt as much as broken hearts. Also that guy had the NERVE to say it was cool a baby was dieing....thats heartbreaking that anyone could say that..its another life that doesnt get to say its feelings, to cry, to laugh, or anything. ALSO I dont fucking drink...thats a touchy

Random Pointless Shit
I'm sorry you hurt me, I'm sorry you made me cry. I'm sorry I cared, Well no actually I'm not, But I am sorry I trusted. That wasn't well thought. I'm sorry I stayed up over this, I'm damn sorry I cried. But what hurts worse is I still freaking care about you.

Moving
ok i am just letting everyone know i will be moving in about 15 days..So I will not have internet service for a good while..but please keep the comments and messages coming, so i will have something to read when i get back on..Much love to everyone..have a fun and wild time on CT. xoxo blueyedangl dana

The 1998 Edition, Part 1
Space, the final frontier. Well some say it's the sea, some say it's the centre of the earth, and some say "Is it dinner time yet?". These are the voyages of the Bastard Operator from Hell, his 1998 mission - to seek out boldish type people with a penchant for salt air and the company of sailors, and report them to the Widow's Pension Fund. Why? We may never know. Certainly the Widow's Pension Fund has no idea, which is what makes it all that more exciting. Go on, reach for the phone - talk to someone you haven't spoken to for years - a parent, a sibling, that guy from the video parlour who STILL works there after 20 years when the only video game they had was that shitty tennis thing with the bats and balls. Meantime... The Bastard Operator from Hell 1998 - Series Alpha An ugly saga of burning ambition and bootleg liquor ‚ welcome to the BOFH's Christmas past... A new year ‚ how quickly time flies. It seems like only yesterday I was

The 1998 Edition, Part 3
Translating engineer excuses into non-fiction can be a difficult task ‚ but nothing is too tough for The Bastard Bible... So I'm putting some finishing touches to The Bastard Bible, or as the PFY and I refer to it, 'Everything your users ever wanted to know about systems and networks management but were too afraid to ask because they didn't want to spend a bank holiday weekend stuck in a chemical toilet.' The PFY wanders over after logging a hardware fault on an old RAID cabinet that's near the end of its serviceable life. Noticing my disdain, the PFY can't stop himself: "You don't like engineers very much do you?" "Not particularly. It's such a crap paid job that all the good ones bugger off to private contracting while all the crap - or new - ones get sent out to look after our gear." "It's not quite that bad," the PFY says, shaking his head. "They get the job done." "Time will tell." I don't want to raise his hopes as I know that our maintenance contracti

Mildred And Earl
Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location. "Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering. Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

~willingly Being His~
Everything i ever wanted i found it in myMaster. Everything i ever wanted to explore, myMaster guided me. Everything i ever need myMaster has helped me. Everytime i ever needed myMaster's protection He never hesitated to give it of Himself. myMaster is a true Dom, a true Man, my true Master. i love You very deeply so Master,,, Your devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]

Devotion To Mymaster
my devotion to myMaster: it's soul deep, to the very core, it's been earned and is a part of what makes me,"me", something that when i was found by myMaster was automatic , inborn and instinctive with/towards myMaster. my loyalty for/to myMaster: He never asked me to be faithfull unto Him but to come to Him and ask Him His permission to do anything with another no matter their sex. But this girl is not able to do such without her Master being with her as she feels much uncomfortable doing so alone and specially without her Master being with her. myMaster's happiness: It is something this girl takes extreme pride in doing her best to make/help her Master attain His happines when with Him or not, this is where i gain my own self pleasure in that i know i am doing as He wishes of me. my being His: it was something at first i never thought would happen as He started out just wanting to be this girl's Mentor, saying as W/we are of the same star sign He thought it possibly wouldn't

Insect
I see the sound rushing towards me, I feel the speed hit hard. Doors opening, windows closing, The rush hits, and i cannot see your face. Inside, anger, despair, wanton and abandoned, A simple cut and grown into a heart attack You make me feel like shit, You make me feel like god. I slip into the black pool, and loose myself in the black book. Time keeps ticking....lives keep changing, And I....I stand still...feeling the buzz.

Thank You
This goes out to all my friends and fans that actually take the time to know something bout the people on their lists. Thank you from all of you that sent me gift and cards and dropped by to leave profile comments for me wishing me happy birthday,it is refreshing to see that some people look at their friends lists as a little more than just stats or cherry points,lol,i gotta get better at things like that,it woke me up as to my personal shortcomings yanno? thank you again

Hot N Sweaty
You're at your local fitness club, you just got done with a really hard work out and you decide to relax in the sauna. The sauna is empty at that hour so you lie back on the bench and close your eyes. You hear the door open and close but decide it's not worth opening your eyes to see who joined you. Your mind drifts back to the gorgeous woman you were watching while you were working out. She was beautiful, the perfect J-lo ass, big rounded breasts, perky and ready for a little action. You can feel yourself harden and decide you better turn over before it's too obvious to your companion in the room. "Looks like somebody is a bit excited," a smoky feminine voice exclaims. You groan and sit up, ready to apologize but the minute your eyes meet hers all words leave your brain. It was the woman from the gym, wearing nothing but a towel, that thought made your erection grow even harder and begin to throb. She stands up and drops her towel to the floor, coming toward you with desire shining in

Road Head Anyone???
You and your girlfriend are driving around, it's the middle of the night and the moon is full, shining through your windshield. She leans over toward you and starts to undo your pants. She carefully pulls down the front of them and wraps her lips around your growing erection. You lean back and groan, loving the feel of her hot moist mouth on your erection. You start to rub her butt with one hand but it's not enough, you want to be touching her bare skin. You shove at her jeans, trying to get them off of her. She undoes the buttons and helps you shove them down, not taking her mouth off of your erection. She runs her tongue along the tip, making you twitch. She runs her tongue down the length of it, causing it to jump even more. She wraps her lips around you again and continues to suck, her head bobbing up and down. You run your hand over her behind and between her legs until you find the spot that makes her jump. You begin to rub that spot, making her moan around your quivering erectio

Clubbin' It
You and you're girlfriend are at a night club and you've been dancin extremely close on the crowded dance floor all night. You whisper into her ear that the two of you could have sex right there, right now and no one would ever know. She whispers back that she's game. You feel yourself growing just at the thought. She's only wearing a very short skirt with thigh highs and just a thong underneath. She reaches down between your bodies and carefully pulls out your erection. You back her up so her back is against the wall. Someone bumps into you just as you thrust into her. The bodies around you keep bumping into you, causing you to thrust harder into her. The two of you are pretty worked up from all the dancing and grinding. You can feel her body tense all around you as she climaxes, bringing you over the edge with her.

The Bar
You're at the bar with your buddies and they decide to leave early, leaving you there to fend for yourself. The gorgeous bartender behind the bar has been making eyes at you all night and you want a chance to talk to her, so you stay until close. You go to the bathroom just before closing time, hoping you'll get a chance to talk to her before she has to kick you out. When you come out of the bathroom the bar is empty except for her. She's standing there holding the darts in her hands looking at you seductively. You walk toward her and she whispers in your ear, "You ever play strip darts?" You look at her, completely dumbfounded and say, "No." She smiles at you and says, "Wanna play?" You smile and say, "I'm game." She hands you the darts and says, "Ok we're going to play cricket and everytime you hit a number that ya don't need you have to take a piece of clothes off. The object of the game is to be the first one done and still have clothes on." You've always been pretty good at darts

New Years
It was New Years Eve and she was at a party, standing in the corner all by herself. You haven’t been able to keep your eyes off of her all night. It’s 30 minutes til midnight and you’re trying to get up the nerve to ask her for a new years kiss when her eyes lock onto yours and she slowly walks toward you. You gulp for air as she stops in front of you and looks up at you with the biggest, bluest eyes you’ve ever seen. She smiles shyly at you and you think, hell with midnight, you’re going to kiss her now. You wrap your arms around her shoulders and crush her to your body. Her lips are soft and full and nearly send you over the edge when they meet yours. You can’t take much more of her lips on yours so you pull away from her and lead her out of the apartment. There’s a small creek near the back of the apartment and you lead her there. You spread your coat down on the ground for her to sit on and you sit beside her. She grabs your hand and threads her fingers through yours. You look into

Bondage??
ok, you're in bed, the woman of your dreams has you tied to all 4 corners and blindfolded.........she starts with your neck and starts to slowly lick her way down your body, paying close attention to your neck and chest, flicking her tongue across your nipples, making them hard as a rock she works her way down your body to your inner thighs, teasing you, making you want her tongue to go up higher. she moves to the other leg, softly nibbling as she starts to move up she flicks her tongue across the tip of you, making it jump with excitement and anticipation.she slides my tongue down the length and back up, slowly. she glides her tongue around the tip before she sinks it deeply into her mouth after about 5 minutes you push her mouth away and flip her over onto the bed, she looks at you in awe of how you got untied. your lips swoop down on hers and you kiss her as if your starving, and can't get enough of her. while your lips are busy with hers, she slips her leg around yours and flips yo

"lost Souls"
"Lost Souls" By: Michelle Vinson Weary souls tired of this roaming; meaninglessly throughout this life. Forgotten identities and forgotten selves; Forever feeling, inner pain. We alone, understand; Unfolding our own prophecies. Uncovering, our destiny's fate; Forever being, a Lost Soul. Copyright ©2007 Michelle Lea Vinson

Road Trip
From the 24th of June to the 5th of July, I'll be on the road again. Going from Virginia, to North Carolina, South Carolina, Lousiana, New Mexico, Las Vegas Nevada, Colorado, and Utah so far. Driving across Texas, but no one to see or hug yet. Anyone want to meet and be hugged? ~Feldar

Just A Blog
I am new to C/T and I am here to say I am hooked. This is so much better than MySpace and their is so much to do on here. It is a great interactive site and I see myself spending alot of time on here. Well, I will go for now. My Blogs will get more interesting in time I promise.

Lives Eclipsed
Lives Eclipsed I am stuck in a place in between reality and dreams. I cannot seem to find a middle ground in which to lay roots. Is there such a thing as to be lost completely too either realm? I have pondered so much of this as I have sat on that imaginary fence of the two. I can see the lives in which I live on either side and I wonder if the two could ever co-mingle with each other. I have been where I thought I wanted to be in each instant and yet both have left me with my heart in pieces and bleeding upon the floor. I see a life filled with such a love that eternity itself could not tarnish and a love forbidden from the beginning and yet it draws me in as though to show me that it can be a magical thing. I close my eyes and imagine what it would be if my life could have just been eclipsed by yours. If I could just wake up one morning and things would have all just fallen in place the way they should have been. We should have never had to go throug

The Rainbow Tribe
The Rainbow Tribe consists of everyone, of native and non-native blood, that believe that in our coming together as a tribe of people, of all colors ,that we will make the one true tribe of two-legged ones that we are. The Rainbow Tribe is actually many small groups that are coming together in understanding and celebration of the diversity of people and who understand their importance and their obligation of love to the Mother Earth and all that is here. We are not in any way trying to steal the native American ways nor to even encroach upon their wonderful ceremonies of spirituality. We are simply showing that we, as a member of the Rainbow Tribe, understand what Native American's and Pagans have long understood. Those in the Rainbow Tribe understand that Mother Earth is to be loved and protected with Father Sky watching us from above. We understand that the four directions (North, South, East, and West) hold power and should be celebrated and honored. We know that we are here as

Moments Lost
Moments Lost I am standing all alone in a quiet dark room. Just as I stand there in reflection of life and love. I feel coldness upon my neck and chills run through my entire being. Do I believe that in that instant it was the presence of you? I know you watch over me with a love eternally strong. That you long for the moments in which you could touch me. As I close my eyes I begin to reminisce of times looking into your eyes and seeing a love so pure so true. Your hands on my face pulling me into passionate kisses long ago felt. Our tongues probing slightly parted lips, your hands upon my shirt unbuttoning it, and pants falling to the floor with fierce intentness. Soft yet unyielding kisses upon each inch of my skin and chills run through me again. The moment of an intimate embrace in which you have entered into my body and yet you have penetrated my soul. Our bodies move slowly at first as we are dancing with one another between silken sheets then with an erotic intense

Love
MY BOYFRIEND AND I JUST BROKE UP AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH, HE WAS LEAVING GIRLS SEXUAL COMMENTS ON HERE SO I CONFRONTED HIM. HE STATED THAT IT'S JUST A COMPUTER THING. I WASN'T GOING TO PUT UP WITH IT AGAIN, MY EX BOYFRIEND DID THE SAME THING SO I DECIDED I'M NOT GOING TO PUT UP WITH IT AGAIN.... MAYBE I JUST NEED TO STOP MEETING MEN OFF THE NET....

Rain
A midnight’s rain pours down The ground swollen and sodden A dampening of the spirit The never ending despair Or a fresh start and new beginning Washing away the sorrow, the angst Only dawn’s light will tell If there’s a flower in bloom Or a soiled seed left alone

Handkerchief Code
The handkerchief code, also known as the hanky code, bandana code or flagging is a way of indicating, usually among gay male casual sex seekers or BDSM practitioners in leather subculture in the US, Canada & Europe, whether they are a top or bottom, and what kind of sex they are seeking, by wearing cotton color-coded kerchiefs (bandanas), usually in the back pocket. This code was widely used in the 1970s, but is much less used today. (The terms bandana code, hanky code, or flagging are much more widely used among those in the leather subculture than the term handkerchief code) Origin of the bandana code The wearing of various colored bandanas around the neck was common in the mid and late nineteenth century among cowboys and miners in the Western United States. It is thought that the wearing of bandanas by gay men originated in San Francisco after the Gold Rush, when, because of a shortage of women, men dancing with each other in square dances developed a code where the man wearing

Yea... And Then
i think people totally judged me the wrong way last night.. but it's all good.. lol.. i decided before that mumm tha tI wasnt' going to date him before he was 18.. and now i'm just not going to date him...i was just very confused last night.. don't know what came over me... my apologies BTW. Phatty is not the guy I was talking about last night.. phatty is 25... and in another band. lol ~CHRIS~

Confused??
I am sitting here thinking about things that have been on my mind recently. I have had ample time to think on certain people and things. I realize that love is not always true and meaningful. I have lost hope in and for it. But I am sick of people ordering me around and treating me like shit. I will not tolerate it. I have made mistakes. But everyone does and nobody is perfect. Accept it and love me for who I am not for something else.

19 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 19: There's nothing wrong with enjoying the odd, stolen glance from an attractive member of the opposite sex, but you really should draw the line at drooling. Have a napkin handy and avert your eyes.

Tuesday Links: Rock Scream Tuesday, Bill Burr, O&a On Break.com, Traveling Virus Photos And Videos, New Videos Online
For crying out loud...There's topless women all over PalTalk Today ... check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Thanks FlightBenefits...and who's the new gal? LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy ROCK SCREAM TUESDAY everyone. Get your voices ready, Check out Jim Gillette's Rock Scream, call the POgram (877-212-5762) and wail away! Our pal Bill Burr is coming in today, so maybe we'll get him to do one. Want to see the show LIVE as it happens? turn on your PALTALK, go to 'Opie and Anthony Live', and see the whole crew ...AND see WOMEN SHOWERING, SLEEPING, and walking around their rooms...in front of their webcams...Naked. Thanks to BREAK.com for making Opie and Anthony today's Guest Editors. Every video you see on the front of BREAK.com today was hand-picked by the staff of the O&A Show. Cool, huh? More Jones Beach Traveing Virus goodies are popping up: Jones Beach Traveling Virus - Photos by Mike Black Jones Beach Traveling Virus - Ph

Before I Cheat
we've been together for 3 years, and now i don't know why but i'm at the saloon with some cheap bar fly not even thinkin bout my pretty lil souped up four wheel drive sittin out in the back of the lot while i think to myself whether i should try now i'm in the restroom dabbin on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo, but i dunno why i'm even gonna try to cheat before i cheat i wish you would have talked to me i wish those nights i wanted to get lucky you would have just givin it to me but now you're diggin your key into the side of my pretty lil suped up four wheel drive carvin your name into my leathers seats takin my louisville slugger to both headlights and slashin a hole in all four tires... i wish you would have talked to me before i cheat we had another lil fight now i'm walkin out the front door thinkin i might just get drink at the store but then i make that left on the old dirt road find that lil bar sittin all alone downin shots of that cuervo when

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but

Ok... I'm In...
5 THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A BRICK: 1. build a house 2. two words... 'chock block' 3. open a window :D 4. for the right person? two more words... 'butt plug' 5. "that little alcove off the basement that's all bricked up?...no officer, i have no idea what's behind there...yes, i know that the mortgage man never made it home, but i hardly see how that's my problem..." I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO: Tango IF YOU HAD TO BE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH AN INFAMOUS CRIMINAL (DEAD OR ALIVE) WHO WOULD IT BE? Judas... i'm betting he has some great stories to tell... BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR VS. A VELOCIRAPTOR: WHO WOULD WIN? Duh... Velociraptor... Barney's a wuss... HOW DO YOU THROW AWAY A GARGABE CAN? staple it to a street crossing chicken... ITS TIME TO VOTE. THE OPPOSING PARTY OFFERS YOU $100 TO VOTE FOR THEM, AND WILL KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT. DO YOU ACCEPT? I can't be bought... IF PRESIDENT BUSH WAS A TYPE OF FOOD, WHAT FOOD W

What The Hell Am I Doing On This Site?
A friend referred me here last year, but I never really worked on the profile. I kind of fell off the planet for a while, but now I am back. I am going to try and figure this site out. People here seem to love it, but it just seems confusing to me. I will get it though.

Just Things Lol
Man sometimes life just sucks. I try to deal with it on a daily basis but damn it, sometimes it's just hard to deal with at times. I manage though. I got my hubby and son who make it all worth while in the end. One way or another we always come out on top. There are days I just want to and need to be alone to clear my head and thoughts. If I didn't have those times, I think I would have gone crazy long ago. Thanks to all my friends and family for their support and thanks to my hubby and son who make it all possible. Love ya'll *smooches*

20 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, June 20: Even after solid scientific proof that vitamins can actually harm more than help, you're having a difficult time weaning yourself away from the idea that you can buy heath and well-being at Wal-Mart.

20 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, June 20: You've got an extra (and practically extra-sensory!) ability now to not only zero in on every word, but to pick up what's between the lines too. Put your mind to a matter or two of the heart and see what you perceive.

Dumb People Lmfao
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Chimney's clogged. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Her sewing machine's out of thread. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. No grain in the silo. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little. Slinky's kinked. Surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries sh

How Feminine Are You?
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Feminine Are You?

My New Grandchild
well im expecting grandchild #6 already have 4 girls and 1 boy..well alll thoug im a little disappointed i am getting another little girl..but she is loved the same as the rest so it guess it soesnt matter...my grand son is really dissappointed he already has a lil sis he wanted a lil bro...in fact his word to his mother were "Why do you have to have a girl"cute huh for a 6 yr old... poor guy

Power Outage
So we just had a power outage at work. It was quite exciting though it only lasted a moment. I had this second of crazy hope that maybe just maybe I'd be able to leave early. Plus it took Forever to reload the computer. Like ten fifteen minutes because everyone on hte whole server was trying to log on at the exact same moment. I think my life must be boring. . .if i get this excited over a four second power outage.

Here Is A Hotmail And Yahoo Id Of Me:)
ok,i thought that to be fair with all of my fans and friends and all the gorgeous people on my friend list, i should write my both hotmail and yahoo addy to let everyone know i am not kidding about the cherrytap problems when i try to log on to the site, and i wish they fix this problem soon. msn>>>joemane_25@hotmail.com yahoo>>>coolguy_2576 so weekend almost there and wish everyone rock there and kick ass lol:P.

Friendship
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . is shared laughter. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . reaches into your heart and grabs a firm hold. . . . is a refreshing rain on a hot day. . . . is relaxed and comfortable. . . . is a shoulder to lean on. . . . is an ear to whine to. . . . gets better with age. . . . is shared tears. . . . is shared joy. . . . is shared. . . . is love.

My Superhero
Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Rainbow Demon Your Superpower is Demonic Your Weakness is Color Purple Your Weapon is Your Thunder Arrows Your Mode of Transportation is Cable What's your Superhero Name?

Can I Have Someones Opinion
okay, so i have been dating this guy for a while and some time ago i found out that he had been sleeping with his supposed to be ex still. well, stupid me took him back and look what happens again. she calls me up and says they are still together. what the hell am i supposed to do. i love him and want him in my life for our baby when it gets here but i'm tired of the lies and cheating. can someone help?

This Is Fucked
THIS IS ALL A LOAD OF CRAP WHO THE HELL WOULD DO THAT?!?!?! 25 Ways To A Girl's Heart 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small thi

Happy Brithday To A Good Friend
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Gods Cake
Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" or "Why did God have to do this to me?" Here is a wonderful explanation! A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, "Absolutely Mom, I love your cake." "Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offers. "Yuck" says her daughter. "How about a couple raw eggs?" "Gross, Mom!" "Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?" "Mom, those are all yucky!" To which the mother replies: "Yes, all those things seem bad all by them selves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they

The Hurt Survey
Let's see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about the truth. 1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again? Yes. 2. Have you told anyone you'd marry them? Yep, and did it, then divorced. 3. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? Many times. 4. Have you ever made a b/f g/f cry? Yes, but it was in the heat of an argument. 5. Are you happier single or in a relationship? They both have their advantages, but I really hate sleeping alone. 6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? No never. 7. Have you ever had your heart broken? Too many times to count. I tend to put my heart and soul into all I do, and it always leads to heartbreak. 8. Have you ever broken someone elses heart? Not to my knowledge 9. Talk to any of your exes? Just one. 10. Last time you kissed someone? Again, a year ago. 11. If you could go back in time and change things..would you? I wouldn't change them completely but

Incase U Didn't Know What A Kiss Means
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; i love you. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

I've Got Karma Out The Ass
917 karma points out of 1000 potential karma points. So I just took this quiz on tickle and I would post it except it doesn't give me that option but the important thing is. . .I have more good Karma than I really know what to do with and. . . .I'm noble. According to the test I scored highest in the nobility section cause I'm just soo fucking noble. Isn't that badass? Good Karma for me

Whooo Hoooo
*Does happy dance* I just got my paycheck I just got my paycheck. . . .ooooh its more than I expected!!! YAY. . . I'm am such a hard core happy camper right now you don't even know. . . Money makes me happy!!!!!

This N That
1. Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion? --yes 2. Last awkward moment? --today at work... 3. Who do you find yourself crushing on currently? --just someone 4. Have you ever fallen backwards down a set of stairs? --no, i just like to fall up stairs 5. Ever been to a friends house and starved the whole time? --yeah, but then i just steal the food 6. Ever found more than a dollar in a random place? --yeah dude 7. Name someone close to you that smokes cigarettes. --kayla 9. When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go? --depends on the situation.. if they shose to walk out then it's their loss 10. Have you ever been corrected at your workplace? --yeah 11. Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member? --oh yeah, he was.. 12. Do you still live at home? --nope 13. Last time you smiled? --a few hours ago when watching tv with my brother 14. What do you do when a telemarketer calls? --talk

Odd
So I have this wicked bad headache and I just looked into a mirror and one of my eyes is bloodshot like mad. . . I've been drinking a load of water lately I think if I keep it out I may end up well hydrated for like the first time ever in the history of me

Shrimp Remoulde
4 stalks celery, coarsely chopped 4 green onions, chopped 1 small onion, chopped 3/4 cup Italian flat leaf parsley 1/2 cup red wine vinegar 1/2 cup ketchup 1/2 cup tomato puree 1/2 cup Creole mustard 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 1/8 cups vegetable oil 2 teaspoons paprika 2 pounds large cooked shrimp, peeled and deveined 12 lettuce leaves In the container of a food processor, combine the celery, green onions, onion and parsley. Pulse until finely chopped. Add the vinegar, ketchup, tomato puree, mustard and Worcestershire sauce. Process until well blended, stopping to scrape down the sides a couple of times. With the food processor running, drizzle the oil in a steady stream, processing until blended. Stir in paprika. Transfer to a bowl, cover and refrigerate for 6 to 8 hours, or overnight. When ready to serve, stir the sauce, then pour over the shrimp and toss to coat. Serve on top of lettuce leaves.

Blah Blah
I just realize somewhere in this mangaled rib cage consist a heart. I realized I care about people a lot even if I cant stand them. Like someone I went to school with, he had written a blog about how fat he was and how he hated it wand wanted some damn surgery....i told him he was being stupid...he's a great person. people used him for his money! and it always pissed me off. that shit is wrong! Or my friend she's overweight and she cries no guy want her...right now she has a bf who loves her to death. And as these two whine how not great they are (even though they are great people) I sit here boyfriend less, Friendless in a town I hate, with a baby who's father took off fishing a week before I had his son...which no I'm not mad he left I'm glad because of how things happened, but thats not the point. I don't sit here and complain about it..i admit i do once in awhile when things become too hard to bare but I read their blogs all the time and they're about how people hate them and how

Update On My Pc
turns out the problem with my pc was the hardrive, thats why it kept rebooting, so my friend took the hardrive out of my other pc and switched it everything was gone but oh well, maybe now i wont have to worry about it rebooting constantly lol thanks to all who tried to help me, you were great. its getting closer and closer to my birthday and the birthday blues are hitting me, so bear with me if i seem a little down love you guys

Shrimp And Tasso W/five Pepper Jelly (commander's Palace)
I've had this at Commander's Palace before. Thought I had died and gone to heaven I did. SHRIMP AND TASSO WITH FIVE PEPPER JELLY 36 Jumbo shrimp (shelled and deveined) 6 oz. Spicy tasso (julienne into 1" strips) 36 Pickled okra 5 Pepper jelly (see below) Crystal Hot Sauce (above) Make a 1/4" incision down the back of each shrimp and place one stripe of tasso on each incision. Secure with a toothpick. Lightly dust each shrimp with seasoned flour and fry. Placed cooked shrimp in a bowl with 4 oz. of Crystal hot butter sauce and toss until well coated. Spread 5 pepper jelly on the bottom of a small dish and arrange shrimp on the plate alternating with the pickled okra. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ FIVE PEPPER JELLY 1 each Red, Yellow and Green peppers diced 1 Jalapeno 1/4 tsp. Pepper Flakes 6 oz. Karo Light Syrup 6 oz. White vinegar Put light syrup and vinegar in a pot and reduce until sticky. Add remaining

Missing Finger
My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it.....

Me
What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, John died while in the sack with their lover, The women's olympic hammer throw team.John will be terribly missed by The Olson Twins. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Thoughts On Paper
I am just finishing up in the shower when you come in...I don't know your there...but you heard me as I was playing with the shower spray...You immediately got excited...when I turned off the shower you panicked and ran to my room...when you hear me coming you climbed in my closet....I come into my room with just a small towel wrapped around me...I go over to my dresser and turn on the radio...You relax a little knowing I wont hear you in there...now i have my back to the closet and take off my towel...you admiring my body begin to feel your cock begin to stiffen...you have a great view of my naked wet body...I bend over and flip my long red hair forward to dry it off...now you have a fantastic site...my ass and my pussy in direct view beckoning for you to massage them...you can see everything jiggling as i work the towel through my hair....You unzip your pants and pull out your stiff swollen cock...this is something you have dreamed of for a long time...to see me naked...I stand up s

Did You Say Hard Now...didn't You!!!
"First of all young lady, you must always, always address your Dominant with 'Sir'. Don't ever forget it. And you don't move without my permission. Or, you will be punished. Do you understand?" "Yes Sir," she said with her forehead on the floor. She was glad that he could not see the silly grin on her face, as she loved every minute of this. "Good, now don't forget that. And to help you remember who is the boss I will use you now my little slut cunt. She heard his zipper slide down and the rustling of his clothing. Without warning he grabbed her hips and pulled her to him. Stopping to spread her legs further apart with his feet he shoved his hard cock into her already wet cunt. He fucked her hard and fast. He jammed her over and over. She was moaning and rocking back against his hardness. He reached under her and grabbed her nipples and squeezed and twisted them until she let out a little yell. He fucked her again and again. Slamming his cock into her. Then he felt her cunt start

So True
You and a very important person are exactly in sync at this stage of your life. It's so nice to have a companion who understands what you're going through and vice versa. It's as if this was in the stars! This is so true Dennis and I are like one in the same. It was written in the stars. I believe completely that we are ment to be together and we couldn't be happier. We complete each other. He knows when I'm upset before I do in some cases and vice versa

Something To Think About
as we enter this world, form babies to adolecants and to our adulthood, learning skills to bring us to the next phase of our lives that is never known to us but is shaped by what we have do and what we keep on doing each and every day we breath. and at such a young age we think not of much elsem but that of witch we hold dearest to us. everyone has thier own, but its what drives us to anothers arms in feelings of what we think is love. Im not here to tell you, that you may not know what love is, or even to give you a speech that you are to young to realize what love is. but "You can not know great love without great pain." basicly in the short terms that no one knows what real love is. with all the things that we have in our lives, we love our parants, we love our pets, we love our possessions, and we may even love our jobs (i know not everyone does). "love" or the essence of love has us all torn up within ourselves to the point were its now just an empty word that comes form the mouth

Check Your Dirty Iq!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when enga

Red Fish With Pecans
4 red snapper fillets (6-oz each) 2 cups milk 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 cup flour 4 Tablespoons margarine, divided 2 Tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 cup chopped pecans 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 3 Tablespoons lemon juice Place the fillets in a single layer in a baking dish and pour the milk over them. Cover and refrigerate for 30 minutes. Remove fillets, drain them and pat dry. Mix the salt, black pepper and cayenne pepper together and sprinkle over the fish. Dust the fillets with the flour. In a large skillet over medium heat melt the 2 tablespoons of the butter with the vegetable oil. Add the fillets and cook until lightly browned on both sides. Place the cooked fish on a warmed serving dish and keep warm. Add the remaining butter to the skillet along with the pecans and cook 3-4 minutes over low heat, stirring constantly. Stir in the Worcestershire sauce and lemon juice. To serve: Pour the pecans ov

I Can't Sleep!
Insomnia is not insomnia is not insomnia. Difficulty sleeping comes in many forms. Trouble Falling Asleep can be associated with tension, excess nervous energy ("heat") or a depleted nervous system ("cold"). My favorite herbs for falling asleep are kava (Piper methysticum) for tension, hops (Humulus lupulus) for heat and valerian (Valeriana officinalis) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Staying Asleep is usually associated with tension or excess nervous energy (heat), but it can sometimes be related to depletion (cold) as well. My favorite herbs for staying asleep are passionflower (Passiflora incarnata) for tension, peach leaf (Prunus persica) for heat and holy basil (Ocimum tenuiflorum) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Waking Up (aka waking up with that run-over-by-a-truck feeling) is common in people whose bodies are sluggish or depleted overall. Lymphatic and liver-supporting herbs are the thing to use here. Some of my

Bone Health For Woman
Healthy Bones the Wise Woman Way By: Susun Weed Every woman I know is concerned about osteoporosis. Frightening stories equate it with broken hips, bent spines, wheelchairs, and death--things we all want to avoid. What can we do? Should we take calcium supplements? hormones? Fosamax? Can we rely on our green allies? The Wise Woman tradition maintains that simple lifestyle choices-- including, but not limited to, regular use of nourishing herbal infusions, medicinal herbal vinegars, yogurt, and seaweed -- are sufficient to preserve bone and prevent breaks. And, further, that these lifestyle choices produce multiple health benefits, including reduction of heart disease and breast cancer, without the problems and risks associated with taking hormones. As for supplements, as we will see, they do more harm than good Forget Osteoporosis First, we must rid ourselves of the idea that osteoporosis is important. In the Wise Woman Tradition, we focus on the patient, not the p

The Other War
Lonesome is the soul without he heart to guide it each day to day struggling with the pain aches and scars of once something great Sorrow is the look upon the face of the body that once had the heart of stone of witch no key could open caused from the past wars of its life. Tired is the body drained hard in the many travels along many paths the feet have taken. Around and around they go, but no end has come. Only hoping for death to take away all the lost hopes dreams love and pain Forever will this doomed one sleep in eternal peace but that is too good for this mess here something awaits him down a path undiscovered by it. Only then will this doomed one finally come to realize the far more greater plan that is laid down for him. "Were is it. I need to find it... NOW!!!"

I Couldn't Be Any Dumber If I Tried
I have to rant somewhere that my family isn't going to see this because if they see this, they're going to flip out on me. They're on myspace. I'm here. The myspace on speed! I've been stressing out lately. I was going to ride in my friends' semi and I fucked it up for his sister, as well as myself. I lost my purse which had my IDs in it. I'm in the process of getting a new DL and new social security card. I'm basically in a situation where it's best for me to keep my overly opinionated mouth shut, don't say a word because if I let one wrong thing out, I get kicked out. I watch my brother in law with my nephew. Pisses me off more than anything because we were at the pool on Sunday. Jeff was just being himself. Throwing Steven into the water, harmless stuff. Then he did something and Steven started crying. He's 8 freakin' years old. Not in middle school or high school yet. So, he can't do shit back to Jeff without getting reprimanded. Jeff was acting innocent like "o