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Best Rap Salute A Fu Bar First
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What Is A Juggalo
A juggalo is a person that does not care about what other people think the most important thing to a juggalo is our music and family. We got each others backs all the time! juggalos are society's underdogs... poor ghetto freaks... eating ramen noodles... drinking faygo cola... and sporting pro wing shoes... made fun of in school... never accepted by anyone... tossed out by the world that didn't want them... these group of outcasts... brought together by the music and real life messages of the insane clown posse... are followers of the dark carnival and scapegoats of the world... being a juggalos isn't about being a "fan" of icp... j and shaggs are juggalos themselves... being a juggalo is about individuality... no one is ever fully accepted in this world... and juggalos just don't care... so we sling our faygo, jam to the wicked stuff, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich a$$ B***H trying to bring us down... everyone in this world is

My Profile
got this from t-shirt hell but seems to apply to so much more than just t-shirts t-shirthell.com (In response to a select group of assholes and their self righteous reaction to us going out of business) I would like to say something to all the idiots who think we've poisoned society. And I'm not talking about the religious nuts or the militant [whining minority here]. I'm talking about this new wave of douches comprised primarily of twenty- and thirty- something white people who feel like they have to defend the little guy, despite the fact that in 2009 the little guy no longer exists, and if he does he isn't even aware there's a fight going on. The obvious response to these people would be to say they have no sense of humor, basically because it's the truth. But too many people think sense of humor means what you do and don't laugh at. If you look up the definition that may be what it is. But to me sense of humor means you don't take things so seriously. It doesn't

Stuff About Me
That's right, I want to be a loser, and I've been working hard on it for the last week now. I first started having problems with my weight about 10 years ago. From 1996-2002 I had a total of six surgeries, four were major. The most major was in 1998 and I was in the hospital for two months. For half of that time my stomach and liver were both infected and I couldn't eat or drink anything at all. I survived strictly on IV fluids. When my mouth was dry all I could do was rinse it and spit the water out. I missed food more than I ever thought possible. When I was finally able to eat again, I went crazy. I left the hospital about 15-20 pounds underweight. A year later I was 100 lbs. overweight. It's my own fault that I still haven't lost it. I love all of the wrong foods. My perfect dinner is a giant plate of baked ziti with a ton of cheese and sauce and a side of italian bread, followed by a chocolate dessert. I kept making excuses for myself, saying my family and my fri

Something To Make You Smile
Show Them to Me - The most popular videos are a click away -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zi

Random Thoughts Of A Scattered Mind !
a perfect place Once I knew of this place where magic lived and love flowed forth like waters rushing down a mountain side . Where flowers bloomed and birds sang their tunes on lifted wing . Where did this place go and did it really exist ? Was it only in my mind ? Made up from some need I had when I was all alone needing the love it showed ? Where are you mystical one? Where are you now that the times have turned dark and I am in need of you more than ever ? My heart beats out it's rhythm like explosions coming forth from the collision of stars . It's breaking don't you hear it ? The sound isnt always audible but if you listen with your heart instead of your ears you'll hear it's shrieks of pain as it comes undone . Darkness all around now and now that I need your light it can't be found .I scream into the darkness your name the only shield I have and the beasties they still march on . Bringing their pain and dread like a banner held on high . Only you can save me from this now .

January 30th 2009
If you are sensitive to hearing about sex or me complaining than don't read this..im venting... Enjoying this winter time blow. Speaking of blowing I'm not getting laid. Which has its disadvantages and advantages. I'm not getting anybody pregnant nor am I enjoying any STD's. But at the end of it all I'm not getting laid. Which I believe is beneficial for releasing endorphins, stress, and temporarily easing my social situation. I was in a bad relationship for a while. Which was great for me cause it helped me understand what I shouldn't get into as much as the good stuff overshadowed the bad. The sex was good but the relationship was far from 50/50. I was just in love and it phucks with your mind.. (like the way im writing ph for f's? lol) But it ended and I am stressed out over not having someone to sleep with or talk to on a regular basis. Another problem is my ghetto phone. Its beautiful don't get me wrong. However every time I have one of those SIM card phones

Someone Special To Me
Someday I hope to finsihs the pages that hailed my return to writing Someday I hope to accomplish Your pressance to help me finish Someday I hope to win your love These tears won't wash away the pain The rain can't calm the stinging sorrow These words won't rerlease the burden on my heart My love for you won't return you to me These hands have nothing to hold When I reach out into the spaces Beside be where you used to lay I touch cold empty air Instead of your warm body And I miss you God only knows how much I miss you My eyes now search an empty sky Looking for the star I used to Wish on about you The world is no longer my haven For you are not here Nobody hears these cries of mine No page I write will ease your absence No tears I cry will change fate No soul but yours will quench my longings The days now find me grasping how much pain time cannot erase part of my soul is missing nothing can seem to take your place no matter how hard i try i still hold t

Who Ever Wants
I'M SICK OF SO MANY PERVS ON THIS SITE SO I'M MAKEING MY PROFILE PRIVITE FOR FAMILY ONLY IF U WANT TO BE IN MY FAMILY SHOUTBOX ME SO I CAN ADD U BUT I ONLY IF I KNOW U I HAVE ALOT OF GREAT FRIENDS HERE BUT I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER SICK PERV LIKE I SAID SEND ME A PM OR SHOUTBOX ME IF U WANT ME TO ADD U TO MY FAM THANK YOU BTW I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I NEED TO BE ADDED IN UR FAMILY ALSO

One Word
This is just for fun to see if I could do it. If you want, go ahead and repost this and see if you can answer all the following questions using only one word responses: Where is your cell phone? Charging. Your significant other? Away. Your hair? Down. Your mother? Unknown. Your father? Ditto. Your favorite thing? Conversation. Your dream last night? Unwell. Your favorite drink? Coke. Your dream/goal? Equilibrium. What room are you in? Study. Your hobby? Things. Your fear? Puking. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Home. Where were you last night? Bed. Something that you aren't? Finished. Muffins? Blueberry. Wish list item? Time. Last thing you did? Typed. TV? House. Your pets? Ferrets. Friends? Loved. Your life? Erratic. Your mood? Sick. Missing someone? Terribly. Drinking? Nothing. Smoking? Nope. Your car? Cobalt. Something you're not wearing? Necklace. Your favorite store? Krogers. Your favorite colour? Purple. When is the last time you cried? Yeste

Crazy Quizzes
Your Ninja Name is Annoying Artist Get your Ninja Name at Quizopolis.com Your Smurf Name is Insane Smurf Get your Smurf Name at Quizopolis.com How Will I Die Quiz You will die at the age of 85You will die by drowning in your own body sweat Find out how you will die at Quizopolis.com

Ok Naked Rocker>>just For You...
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? lots of kisses..everywhere.. What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm....good question...sex on the beach..literally. What is something you have never done in bed before? see above What time of day do you like to have sex? IT is hard to manage with kids...soooo...I say late late at night. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Kisses while his hands are in my hair. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? LMAO....It depends on how frisky I am. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Makes me quieter...lol Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach

Muahahahahaha
i also have a myspace. write me a little message so i know you're from here. www.myspace.com/crazedfairy i hate dirty old men. you look like my grandfather and tell me you wanna cum all over my face and tits. that's fucking disgusting. then tell me i'm the half naked bitch well fuck you just cause i'm half naked doesn't mean you can talk to me like that. i'm a human not a blow up doll. and no where on here do you see naked pics so if anything i'm a tease but only on here cause i feel the only one that should see me naked is my guy. i hope your dick rots off.....

Queenblue9366
i hate being lonely being lonely make you do things you wouldn't do you start thinking about things to do sometime it get you in trouble lonely being lonely it a weird feeling you feel like know one cares about you you feel like running away sometime lonely being lonely make you want to be with someone you wouldn't usely be with lonely being lonely you just want someone to talk to i hate feeling lonely to all the women out there listen to your heart you met another guy but you are afriad he might break your heart again you are afraid he might lie to you like the others did but deep down your heart telling you he difference your heart telling you he the one you was looking for he treating you like the Queen you are he giving you respect like a Queen to all the women out there listen to your heart why it so hard to get over you knowing you not the right person for me knowing that you drink way to much knowing you are verbal abuse knowing you hate the

My Blogs
i hope you like my slideshow ^_^ Hey Yall! I am 19 years old, I am a model I`m on college and finish the two paths that I have already started for myself... I hope to become an Architect or a Nurse. Yea yea I know two totally different interests, but they are both things that I enjoy and love and either way I go I will be happy. I do LOVE the camera and have enjoyed all of my modeling. I have no regrets in my life, your past gets you to your present and your future. I like to travel, play golf, softball, football and go fishing. I'm a good fisherwoman... and yes.. I clean my own fish! Southern girl all the way! I am from ohio. I am an outgoing, friendly person, a down to earth kind of girl and I love meeting and hanging out with new people^_^ hit me up here when you have a free time... AUBREYANGEL11@YAHOO.COM AUBREYANGEL11@LIVE.COM i`m always online there hun if you want to chat with me sometime.. thanks and take care ^_^

(faith)
I am so sick of the Judao-Christian outlook on life. Everywhere I go its constantly thrown in my face. What argument does anyone have to even say Jesus existed? Why not Mohamed or Buddha. My point is there are millions of people just as faithful as anyone that believe in a completely different deity, they can't all be wrong. There is no justification to bastardize someone for what they simply believe. Now I am not claiming to know the secret of life, to tell the truth I have no fucking clue. I would consider it reasonable to think that with all we know today that people would deem true things based on absolute evidence not on faith alone. After all the very nature of faith is hold true what has no logical evidence. I have faith in the flying teapot does that make it true

Favorite Poetry...
Of what does a true kiss consist? Ambrosia on which gods subsist, Tremendous heat which sun can't give, God's heaven in one moment lived... They said to him "Speak to us of Love." He looked upon the people, and there fell a stillness upon them. And with a great voice he said: When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings enfold you yield to him, Though the sword hidden among his feathers may wound you. And when he speaks to you believe in him, Though his voice may shatter your dreams. For even as love crowns you so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your growth so he is for your pruning. Even as he ascends to your height and caresses your tenderest branches, So shall he descend to your roots and shake them in their clinging to the earth. All these things shall love do unto you that you may know the secrets of your heart, and in that knowledge become a fragment of Life's heart. But if in your fear you w

Update
Hello Fu friends. I just wanted to explain why I haven't been on your page spreading any love. Yesterday I dropped an 80 lb. bundle of shingles on my left big toe. I don't think it's broken, but it is bruised really bad. I have it propped up trying to get the swelling down. As soon as I feel better I will be back on here showing the love that I get from all my friends. Have a great week. Hugs.

Auction
Hello little babies. I am going to be holding the FIRST ever Purgatory Dance Party Auction...Its a Chace for our PDP fans to own us like lil bitches....or us own each other (we know the boys will love this). While getting some perks too. If you don't know about auctions this is how they bascially work. You offer things like Salutes, Rates, Comments, a spot in Top friends/family, Artwork, Their name in ur display name in exchage for Fu-bucks, Bling Packs, Bling, VIP's or whatever else they offer. They own you for a month. If you want to you can offer NSFW salutes. Anything goes. Just Keep it fun and lets hope its succuesful. If you would like to be in this auction Leave a comment in here...letting me know. I'm asking that the Staff of PDP get involved along with the regualar PDP fans. So lets have fun! It will only work if ya get involved! Also if you would like to be involved, and I don't already have your YIM, SB me the add so we can discuss what you would like

Mothers
Okay I am going to let it all out. You are warned. Who gave women the right to fuckin have more then two or three children in their life time. There becomes a point that it is to much. If you are having more then one child to try to save your marriage or trap some poor guy into something that is unhealthy to begin with then you should be put out of your missery. It is wrong to be spitting all these kids out into our society. Most of them if not a selective few are completely out of control. And 90% of the blame goes to the mother. If you are going to teach your children that it is okay to act like a complete baboon then you have no right o be a mother. You are not helping them in life. You minus well get well aquainted with the police department because you will most likely be spending a great deal of your time there with your child. Why do they have to be given what ever they want. You are not helping them survive that way. I here the excuse I want them to have what I never had.

Life Lesson's
I thought I'd been through a lot of shit with my friends, but nothing the likes of this. Those of you who read this should know that my bff Zoey is writing this blog on my behalf. I asked her to. There are two pics in my pictures of my exroommate Ben, who our family invited into our home and our trusted family circle. I will never know why but one night he just decided to take our lives and rip us apart with ONE phone call. You see, Ben wasn't man enough to fight his own fight maturely. Zoey was talking to Ben calmly about a matter and Ben lunged at Zoey. I thought he might try to hurt her, so I defended her. She broke it up before any kind of a fight broke out, but Ben decided he would do everything he could to hurt us. He called the cops on me and had me arrested, and I have been in jail for almost 5 weeks now. People....be careful about who you allow into your haven from the world....your home. You can think you know someone, but they can turn on you in an instant.

As We Grow Up!
I belive that every thing happens for a reason.People change so that u can learn to let go,things go wrong so u can appriciate them when their right.u belive lies so you'll eventually learn to trust no one but your self,and some times good things fall apart so better things can fall together! she talks too loud,she says things she should keep to her self,she's shy and silly,she can be thickheaded and rude,she wants to much,she stays hidden' behind a fake smile,she cries at night to sad songs on the radio,she runs away from the truth,she dosent want to do any thing but hold you in her arms... And that's when u relize he's the guy you're crazy for,the one who makes you laugh on the worst days,he's not perferct,but neither are you.Sometimes he's stuborn but u wouldent want him any other way.He makes you relize that it's possible to have permanent butterflies.Every love song you hear makes sence because of him,all because he cares so much for you,and you care the same for him!

Omg Chat Sites On Here
OK SO.. my sis says hey! Join FUBAR.. great site.. alright.. SO RIGHT AWAY I get this SPAM message to join TWIZTED MINDZ chat/tunez site (http://www.fubar.com/lounge/55439)... although I should know better... I hop in to check it out to see how shit works on here. GREAT tunes... except for 1 horrible country song I heard, no biggie.. prior to that i'm honest in chat, jammin and saying.. HEY GUYS.. great tunes... *sincerely* So I figure out how to invite my sis in... she's in bed and will probably get it tomorrow. Eventually I get bored.. everyone can only say shit like. "WB!" "HEY WB HI" "WELCOME BONGBUBBLES THANK YOU FOR JOINING"... very standard. I get bored from that and check out another room that invited me.. they were playin PAULA ABDUL ... I go back to TWIZTED MINDZ thinkin they would love this laugh and told them about it only to get BOOTED by this DJ owner dude named EVIL... came in a sec later and really apologized because apparently I don't understand the whole FUBAR tun

Jenaka's Poetry
Long Walk In this long walk called life.I walk alone. With no one to hold.My lifeless body with no one To comfort me when I cry, withNo one to give me a reason toLive. I stagger and, fall downAnd I have no one to catch me.How can I go on like this?In this black abyss so coldAnd empty I shiver with lonelynessAnd fearof dying alone. I knowI can't go on like this, but IMust I know I have to. Its theOnly way to be what I haveTo be. But I do not know What exactly that is.I might find outLater on inThe long walk of life. Jennifer Renee Wilkes Copyright ©2009 Jennifer Renee Wilkes Farewell Farewell worldfarewell daughterfarewell till my eternal slaughterday to day living has driven me insanefinding the courage to not drive this spike into my braini hate this life, consistantly filled with strifestruggling to not lose my mindi hate myself always wanted to be thinno one ever beheld what i had withinnever seeing the beauty they say that god has givenfarewell worldfarewell daughter

A Master's Prose
I am a bard of a million phrases, The poet of a thousand faces, The passion of a hundred places... Sometimes all a fella can do is wish. I'm here alone, after my life was torn, I'm trying to make the best of it, But my heart is wishing it was never born, I'm trying to hard to climb these streets, But damn sometimes that climb just seems too steep. So I'm looking for a god damn friend, Is that so hard to find? Too much to ask for? I need someone to forge a bond with. But saying those words make me sound desperate. This shouldn't be so damn hard.

Well Whatever
If by any miracle someone reads this that actually knows me. Hello. As per normal I probably won't be here very long. Subjects free for discussion:- My default picture. Everything else is on the basis if you ask a question and I don't answer, consider that your answer. Just in case here is a stock reply, "no comment". ************LATE EDIT FOR NEWCOMERS AND HOPEFULLY RETURNERS************* If I suddenly leave, and I mean suddenly as within an hour, then sorry c'est la vie.

Mother`s Glue
Mother's Glue I wonder how she does it, holding it together the way she does.It seems no matter how life gets out of place she puts it back the way it was.It's always been a mystery, but I guess it must be true.That there is nothing stronger than a mother's love when she uses Mother's Glue.Now Mother's Glue is not a recipe, or that sticky stuff used in art.But it's that special love that mothers use to keep your life from falling apart.It's the way she is always there to listen so you know that everything will be okay.It's that special bonding hug she gives you to help you make it through the day.It's the way she is able to touch your face and hold the tears away.It's the way she stays up all night with you to hold the fears away.It's the way she makes the sacrifice because she'll do anything for you.Because she knows you just wouldn't make it if she didn't use Mother's GlueBut, if you're still not sure then ask her, and I'll bet she'll just smile at you.Because a mother

Sagittarius Woman
A Sagittarius woman lacks tact and her flat, on-the-face statements may make you feeling like running away from her. Then, suddenly, she will say something so charming that you will feel as if you are on the seventh heaven. There, you go again! You will be trapped in her charm once more. Once you have been enamored by a Sagittarius girl, you will be staying with her for a long time. She is pleasant, friendly, outspoken and very talkative. Her forthrightness comes form the fact that she has no illusions about the world.She sees it exactly as it is and says what she sees. At times, you may wish that she were not so honest. But then, she would be like any other girl, wouldn't she? In all probability, you will not like it. A Sagittarian female is very optimistic, but she is not irrational. She will judge the entire situation as per the facts, analyze its probable outcome and still believe that things will get better. Usually, she is very calm and composed. However, when you become rude to

Social Services
Child Services Of New Phila,Ohio Took My Children Away From Me .They Lie And Twist Things That Ive Told Them After They Asked Me Questions. They Had My Mom And I Fighting And Mad At One Another Too Cuz Of Their Lies. They Take People's Children For The Money Too. They Will Receive Alot Of Money From The State Cuz My Son Is Disabled With Aspbergers,AD/HD,Anxiety Disorder,And Urethas Of The Bladder. Children Like Him Are Sometimes Hard To Handle,Because Of His Disabilities,But He's Come Along Way Since He's On Medication And Was Doing Better In School And At Home. They Also Took My Daughter Too Because Of An Alligation That Was Never Proven Or True. Copy This Link Into Your Search Engine Or Browser And Please Comment. http://timesreporter.com/state/x126915345/Ohio-House-Dems-to-increase social-service-funding Thanks! Amanda

Degrading
I can't take it anymore.I don't ask for much and all I do is help.For those of you that want to see nsfw pics,forget it.I won't degrade myself for a bling or a bomb or anything else.If that what it takes then I don't need you as a friend,so get off my list.I have more respect for myself.If you don't like it,then kiss my a$$ and get off my list.

War
For too long have we kept letting ourselves get killed. For too long have we not wanted to take life from those who wish us dead. For too long have we not defended our beliefs because we hold value in the sacredness of life. No more we will stand by and let them kill us anymore. It ends in this lifetime for good or for bad!! Now we fight for ourselves and our faith and beliefs. Now we kill and we die for our belief and our right to live. Peace will come to this planet or not at all. Now is the time for our magic to unite. The children of the gods who practice magic we will live or die. They started this war and with our magic and our beliefs we will end it once and for all!! Yes we may have persecuted them but thats because we were trying to avoid this war. Sacrafice the few to save the many, we tried and failed. We are outnumbered but we are stronger than they are. Our strength comes from true faith and belief in what we do and how we live. Success is not promised. Even now I w

2009 Can Suck It
so id hate to sit here and ramble about something you all do not care for so ill make it short and simple maybe you guys have some advise for me or just words or prayer: dec 5th 2009 was the worst day of my life...what happened..i got fired from my job..a place that i had been at for almost 3years thats been the longest ive had a job i loved it there good people good pay..well alright pay...but experience and excitement galoure!!! well i got into a verbal arguement with another officer and slighty turned physical...on their end...i did what any smart employee who values their job would do turn around and walk away and report it... well that wasnt good enough for my department the following week they suspended me and ultimately fired me... for the past month i have been going back and forth with the unemployement office to try and get benefits well im not elligible to recieve benefits...so for a whole month i sat and waited for unemployment to make their final decision..sho

Sleep Deprivation
Cant sleep, too busy cycling through memories about the good times the bad times and the high times, and every last thing in between. Its still so surreal to me that 10 god damn years has flown by. Ive been out of school for FIVE years now and it feels like yesterday i was that awkward skinny kid walking into school not a fear in mind and not a single worry in sight. When i think about all the shit ive endured in the past 10 years i remember all the times when things seemed so much worse then what they really were. The first big break up, my first party, friends gained, friends lost, every last drop of booze and every last breath of pot. It all adds up to one single point, "Enjoy the little, trivial things" because even when things are at their worst, its far from over and you never know when you'll actually be able to enjoy the things you love the most. Everybody needs to pull their heads out of their asses and wake the fuck up. Life isnt a dick measuring contest its a machine that oc

Katie
and this time I'm here for fun with great friends that I truly missed. Someone is working thier way into my heart...so it's NOT available! Life is good people and I love ya! is going to be very scary. I counted twice before the Easter Bunny hid them....I have counted three times since they have been found. I will not sleep tonight but I will smell tomorrow. Yuk. to be a beautiful, intelligent, hard working, funny, loving, sexy, erotic, and amazing woman...I want to be someone's choice NOT someone's option. So...I'm all grown up..

Im Confused
A soft kiss full of passion Gentle embrace our bodies matching So soon a long departure Till the war of endless pain Nothing to lose But all to gain Soon my love, I will take away your pain. Burning love so full and bright Never turn to ember No need to ignite Warm caress apon your skin Together we are And forever, the end

What Is Irony?
Since this is a prescriptivists view, there will be very strict rules for recognizing irony. It is all actually very simple, however; and to save you from having to read a definition over and over again to comprehend the meaning of irony, we will be basing this tutorial on examples of irony, to help ingrain the patterns of recognition in your mind. Do not be discouraged if you have already availed yourself of a lexicon to learn the definition of some of the words in this tutorial. It is only by exercising your flaccid mind that you will be able to grasp the subtle intricacies of irony. Before we move on to the first example, it behooves me to quote Henry Watson Fowler, when he said that "the surface meaning [of irony] and the underlying meaning of what is said are not the same." Though going about learning what a word means is not usually best facilitated by learning its antonyms, it is still a useful exercise to detail what irony is not, by examples. What Irony Is Not: - An escalato

I Fucking Hate...
Yes, a lot of things look distorted from an aireal view, but that doesn't mean you should take pictures that way to hide yourself (the WHOLE yourself) from the damn camera. If you're worried about people being judgemental or harsh criticism about some of the features you're NOT so happy about, then dont join up on a damn public profiling site, or perhaps just set your profile to private/friends only and then remove all the friends that prove they're not interested in "all" of you. Why is it you women think it's okay to pick up the camera and point right down the center of your chesticles to hide the fact that you have a little more loving to give than that godamn skinny ass victoria secret model? who CARES what others think about you? If you're not going to take a picture to show the world who and what you really are then whats the point of lying to others to make friends?? who are you hurting? You're just going to cry and eat more fucking icecream and cookies (best combo since s

The Real Brandon
we step up on the scene face painted up2 middle fingers in the air homie thats whats upwhoop whoop thats all ya hear ya know the end is nearwe rydas we dont fuck around were quick to lay ya downbodies all around fuck the hollocaust reapers here im a fuckin bossrep the hatchet till im dead an gone fuck the haters we already wonOpen up ya eyes n see its all about the familyi live an bleed for this wicked shitmurder on my mind im on some killa shitpop off get ya wig split naw sneek up on ya leave ya throat slit.wat the fuck u niggas wanna do JUGGALOS KEEP IT TRU look yall enough of the games im tired of playign around from this point on im in it for the good times if u wanna be my friend please tell me because the game is over im in it for real love from this point on i love all of u that have been true and i love my bros no homo but yall have had my back for to long and told me to get my ass right well its time to show yall times have changed and i have to most of u see me for the

Life
Don't want no short dick man Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Don't want no short dick man Don't want no short dick man Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want,Don't want, What in the world is that thing? Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away That has got to be the smallest dick I've ever seen in my whole life I have ever seen in my whole life Get the fuck outta here Iny weeny teeny weeny Shriveled little short dick man Don't want,Don't want, Don't want,Don't want, Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Isn't that cute an extra belly button You need to put your pants back on honey Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't want,Don't want, Don't want no short dick man Let me lay it on the line I got a little freakiness inside And you know that a man has gotta deal with it I don't care what they say I'm not about to pay nobod

Would You Like More
lick up and down the body and lick and suck on your thick hot juice cock, licking and stroking teasing and making you squrim climb up your body and straddle your waist and bouncing on your cock, start riding you nice and slow then speed up to a rhytum we both like and building to the pleasure just about the stop and tease you some more, going on my knee taking you fully into my mouth sucking deepthroat mmmmmmmmm your almost there i can feel it.,mmmmmmm I stop climb back on top of you and turn around ride you backwards as you pull my hair and make me moan grinding faster harder you lift you hip going deeper into me going faster and faster mmmmmmmmmmmmmm god there I go screaming your name. feeling me cum on you trying to hold back but you cum so hard and fast breathing fast I start teasing you again making you hard for me but this time I let you up, The Nine Inch Nails song "Closer" (I wanna fuck you like an animal) came on and I almost came. The deep rhythm and hard hitting bass

Cowboy22
man some toddlers at an early age a extremely advanced in skills like walking like my son fer example he is only nine months old and he is already walking all on his own he just stud up one day n walked across the room like he'd been doing it fer months n didn't miss a step man its crazy how fast they grow up rite in front of u

That Ah Ha Moment
It was a long long day at work. Waiting for that last minute to tick off on the time clock. My eyes wonder around the room. I see lots of people moving from side to side waiting for the same last tick of the time clock. I wait in anticipation, knowing soon I will be home alone, safe and free of any worries. But in the back of my mind knowing tomorrow I will have to start it all over again. We all line up at the clock knowing any second it will happen. An alarm sounds and we all start sliding our time cards through the little slot on the side. Shoving past each other to see how fast we can get out of there. As I step to the clock I feel a body up against mine. The strong smell of cologne emanating around the room. It's strong but it smells so good. I dare not turn around. I don't want to know who is standing behind me. I stand for a minute and just let the smell go up my nostrils. Inhaling so deep I feel like I could pass out. I slide my card through the slot slowly, knowing any second

Fubar Poem
Be you a Woman or ManFan and befriend melike or hate merate me high as you can Comment/Rate my picsdo not poke me with sticksKill my buzz or waiste me everydayFor without the booze i can't level what can I sayWine&Dine me, you may even 69 me Buy me a Beer&poke me in the rearPoke me from morning to night Own me sell me but treat me rightPimp me out send me nice pricey gifts or even a Bling or twoHad I the money I'd do the same for youBe my crush, my friend a part of my family or even just a fan I Adore all You be you near or far Thank God aboveFor all the Hugs&kisses,likes, rates and all the love Am happy to see you,like you,comment, gift you and love you hope that this here is a beginning of longterm priceless friendships in everywaykeep safe, stay God Blessed in my prayers you all will be everyday

Worli Project Mumbai
Worli Projects Mumbai Worli : Worli is one of the best localities of the Mumbai city. The residential luxurious apartments in the area are the most attracting feature of this emergent locality . Worli is a part of South Mumbai which extends from Haji Ali to Prabhdevi. The nearest railway station to the neighborhood is Mahalaxmi. Worli Sea – Face is now better connected with Western Suburbs. With a strong network of roads,Malls, Shoping Centers, High rise complexes, Cinemas, Restaurants, daily expedient stores and more within or in the nearby areas . it has become the most privileged thing to buy Apartments in Worli. Worli is leading with Real

My Accident
It was a gloomy April 13th, 1991. I was over my cousins house. We were playing football while my Grandfather unloaded a tractor from his truck. The mail ran so I got it and just then a guy in a blue truck came around an S-Curve and struck me the force of the impact knocked me right out of my shoes, sent me flying some 300 feet I don't know if it was in the air or through the air either way I'm sure I set a long jump and high jump record. The funny thing about that day is I don't even recall being on the earth that day.All I remember is floating above the scene not knowing it was me down there. Then after I saw some kid get hit I then climbed the pearly gates and there this guy who looked like Jerry Garcia told me it's not my time yet. I'm sure Jerry's not God, he might be a Gaurdian. Now I know some of may be saying but Jerry wasn't dead then but I swear it's the honest truth. Now that I've told you about my accident how about some feedback it would be greatly appreciated.

Is It True, One Time?
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because th

Precisely Random...
From me? Who knows. Here's me, condensed but as specific as possible. I'll do my best to lay it out. 1. I am a daddy to an amazing 2 1/2 year old son. He is more important to me than you are. Not being mean, just straightforward about my priorities. 2. I have a very strong paternal instinct and a strong desire to protect people who are in trouble or hurt. Sometimes people (ladies) have more problems with their feelings regarding a situation than with the situation itself- this is not me. I am a fixer, and can be objective to a fault. Love counseling. 3. I know how to be a listener and can shut off the fix-it instinct when needed. 4. I'm a perv. I'm a gentleman first, and don't need to see your boobs to like you. Anything worth doing is worth doing right, and nobody deserves to be treated like a slut. 5. I'm conservative. If you have an opposing and well-defended view, I will listen. I may pick it apart, but I will not insult you for it. 6. Any relationships built in

Justsomedude's Daily Musings
Though I created my FuBar profile two days ago, I consider today to be "Day 1" of my active membership to FUBAR.com. At first I was gaining NO experience to speak of whatsoever. I don't really see the point of gaining it, except to unlock certain features like the ability to participate in site areas like MuMMs and the like. But I did want those points and levels. So

Mcspankalot Ramblings
These are just some of my random fu thoughts.... Why am I so addicted to this place? Why do salutes matter? Why do some people accept you as a friend only to unfriend you seconds later? Some names just don't match up with the person. I think there should be random fu get togethers acros the country, just lil meet and greets Why accept someone or friend them if you aren't going to interact at all? Some people ask for help, when you tell them you can't, they stop talking to you. I personally like the pokes, just wish they had some naughtier ones. Yes, I do love titties of all sizes. But I am an ass man thru and thru If I offend you in any way, tell me, I will listen I am a respectful dirty old(er) man, works for me I refuse to rank my family or friends If I put you in my family, I do not expect the same in return, it's because I think you are pretty cool and I want to like, rate and check you out daily if possible. Have fun peeps! Yes, I want salutes from my beautiful

Misc.
The morning we moved in this house you said Let's make a bed of rosesSo hand in hand we found that special place And I broke the groundI wiped that delta dirt from your face As you knelt there to sow themOh, I'd give anything a mortal man could give If you could see them nowThrough the kitchen window pane, I can see the rosesThe ones we planted that first spring are blooming Like they did when you were hereSomeone's always left behind When the door of this life closesSo I sit alone and watch it rain on our bed of rosesSome days I sit for hours at the time, Just staring at those rosesThey seem so young and full of life, But soon they'll face the winter chillI don't know how long I can survive, But one thing that I know isCome sping time the roses will return, But you never willSo I sit alone and watch it rain on our bed of roses...

Feeling Lost
I got no where to turn and Nobody to turned too. My life is done and empty I got nobody to blame but myself and only myself. I ruined my life im the reason for this emptieness i did this nobody else expect me i am my own worse enemy. I had it all just to watch it fade away in dark sky into a million pieces the pain the nothieness i feel daily for the rest of my life or till death reaches me and takes me away from all this missouri i feel in my empty soul..

Ky Bob
ky fun- step and show me some just 4 fun trick or treat- for some it means candy or else. here in the fun world of Fubar, it could mean anything. It could mean, you the trick and I'll give you the treat, or I'll do the trick and you give me the treat. Lets see where this goes for fun.

Blank Guns
If you want a good blank gun then one should look in to these: http://www.maxarmory.com/replica-guns/front-firing-replica-guns?acc=8f14e45fceea167a5a36dedd4bea2543 They make great guns for training. Showing a loved one how to shoot with out the major dangers of live fire arms. Plus they are good to collect. Maya

High Sorcery
So I am going to start this by stating that I am a Wiccan, and have been reading, and studying on my own for the past 17 or so years of my life. This does cover a lot of different topics, and things from a lot of different authors. I have also been attending pagan gatherings since sometime in early 2004. I have always wanted to learn under another person though, and truly learn the Craft as it was intended to be taught from teacher to student. I now have this oppertunity in my life, and am excited to be learning from someone that holds their Second degree in the Gardenerian tradition of Witchcraft.I have known this person since high school, and college, and recenty asked her if she would consider taking me as a student. After a few days we spoke again, and explained that yes, she would take me as a student. She also explained that she has not done this before, and that she is a bit nervous herself, but that we would work it out. She also explained that it is traditional that a student

Bondage
That’s what I had in mind for Tales of Submission: Erotic Stories of Female Bondage and Punishment. I hand chose some of Darker Pleasures’ best erotic stories focusing on the fine art of tying up, tormenting and doing really fun sex things with submissive women in the household setting. After all, since some of the best kink comes after we’ve thoroughly vetted and scored a sexy partner, a lot of us can relate to wanting to tie other knots and start playing a little rough as soon as humanly possible afterward. In the following pages, you’ll find nine sensual stories by some great erotic writers. They all paint stimulating pictures of relatively conventional BDSM—lots of bondage, tormented breasts, some pussy teasing and spanking and other kinds of erotic punishment that happens between consenting husbands and their blissfully submissive wives. Granted, a couple of the stories take a decidedly modern twist on the scene. Elizabeth Faraday’s “You’ve Got Mail” and Cherry Lee’s “Torture Me

Tears Of An Angle
Tears of an Angle BY Jason Reinhold Today when I woke I wish I could see my Grand mom’s face an seeing her eating breakfast with me every morning ,but I now I see she is in a better place in heaven looking down on all us an smiling an saying “I Love U a Miss You all so much an grand pal said to tell you the same”. We will miss this lovely woman dearly she was a Mom ,Grand mom an Great mom to us all an she will be missed with every day every moment of our lives and as we leave here today she would like for use to be strong An try to be a Family again that’s what her an Grand pal would have wanted. Tears of an angle have falling again cause another gods children was sent to Heaven , with the sun shining bright I was a glorious sight . Angles welcoming another child of god to heaven with opened arms. Tears of joy for ones that are having a baby or getting married, tears

My Fucking Week...
So I fly into Sac. to go to my hometown fair with my buddy Alan. He picks me up from the air port but when we get to his place his girlfriend starts crying out of no where and says she dosn't want him to leave...So we offer to take her, of course she's instantly sick and want's him to take care of her on the couch all night. Thus leaving me no where to sleep and shit out of luck after spending my last penny on that plane ticket to go to the fucking fair. But Alan being the reliable brute he is managed to get away for a few hours as he was my only way to get there. So we stayed at the all night party/ H.S. reunion for a total of 2 1/2 hours...nice visit home after the war huh? Oh and the whole 45 minute ride there the gf was hysterical on the phone begging him to come back and leave me at there kitchen table all weekend instead of what we had planned. (mind you this girl is a very old friend of mine and I once thought we were close) Now I know she's crazy in the same clingy way all

Job Interview
ahh i have a job interview at tops tomorrow... i hope i get the job.. ive applied for tons of places already and no one wants me :( sad isnt it.. i really need a better job then tops though.. i hope it comes along soon or else im goona go nuts working in tops for a long time. well anyway wish me luck on getting the job.

My Life..and Stuff
http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/2291678 thanks lovies! Yay! Christmas is almost here. Yesterday I went to get and give my presents to Mat. Which was coolies cuz he really enjoyed the two shirts I got him which were both on the top of his list. I only knew about one. (He's a band shirt collector) I picked out an iron maiden shirt for him. It's the Benjamin Breeg shirt. On the back it says "here lies a man whom little is known"...very pretty shirt. That was the one I guessed at. The other one I knew he wanted was the cradle of filth nemesis shirt which I wish came in my size. It says "painting flowers white never suited my pallete" So pretty! :) He got me the Pirates of The Carribean 2 movie. The special 2 disc one. I was jumping up for joy with that one, literally. Then he got me a Riddlebox shirt, the one with the roses around him. That put a big smile upon my face. Yay, it goes with my sweatshirt. *giggles* His mom got me this perfume, its called Red Door. It smells rea

Its Always About Love
Damn if you think about it happiness really comes in your life when you love and beloved Everytime I think about god I only thank him for one as lovely as you Whenever I look into your eyes you only thrills me But ever since that day we met I always wonder if you will come in my way I never meant to love you but before my heart to know I was already inlove with you Everything just starts as a feeling and then it becomes a sensation but its that language every heart speaks Well as you see the road I took is kind of old but my dreams is very young and my love for you is true

Silence And Self-appreciation
This one is for the son to a liberty that has never existed This is dedicated to the visionary behind eyelids that have never been lifted To the young boy numb to the fact that all around him time and space has shifted And in his, what once was, insignificant existence in this specific time and place punctuality and boastful shows of sharpened linguistics are persistent In this instance you are one with his words, don't be an ignorent pessimist you know he's lyrically gifted And in one of his moments of body and soul conjoined there is a blissful moment of absolute truth......... In your silence and his self appreciation and if you were'nt listening and hanging on to each and every word at that time, then I'm sorry you just missed it Carlos Figueroa (remeber kids plageurism will get your ass beat!!)

Lost Love
Lost Love There was a beautiful girl who lost her true love, now she will be lonely, forever her true love was killed in a war over sea now she lost all hope and happily forever what will she do now that her true love is gone forever will she ever find true love again or will she die of loneliness love, loneliness long gone forever March 20, 2005

General Blog
10 things people hate about myspace but I could never figure out why: 10. "It's sooo slow." It's not as slow as everyone thinks...sometimes I can access myspace better than I can access lost cherry. 9. "12 photos? Please!" This limits bandwidth so that other items and things can be successfully added to profiles. Nothing wrong with that. This is the reason that lost cherry is slow, simply becuase they think they have unlimited bandwidth...they don't. Nobody does. 8. "Online (undercover) cops everywhere" How do you know they are not on here too? 7. "It is hard to access myspace sometimes" Well, that's with every site on the net...no site is perfect. 6. "Celebs on myspace are not real" Yes, this might be true, but how do you know that certain ones actually have myspace accounts? A more accurate way to put this is "You don't know which celebs are real and which ones are fakes" 5. "People are a lot friendlier here"....(yes, I have heard this one) truth be known that peopl

Stories
I stood nervous on the porch waiting for her to answer the door..... My heart was pounding cause this was the first time I would be laying eyes on her, you see my friend set me up with her cause I owed him a favor....... The heavy door slowly opened and there before my eyes stood this angelic figure of a woman, long flowing hair, perfectly shaped lips and eyes that would melt the polar ice caps...... "Hi I'm Tom" I stuttered..... "Hi I'm CJ" she replied, "Won't you come in".... I followed this near perfrect woman inside wondering to myself why she was so alone on a weekend night... This kinda beauty is never left by themselves...... As we made our way to the livingroom, I noticed that the house was dimmly lit and the mood was romantic with soft music playing in the background......I could not take my eyes off of her and she was the same way....... For the next three hours we ate danced talked laughed and had a good time..... As the evning turned to late night I felt it was time to leav

Poem I Like
a man rakes leaves into a heap in his yard,apile, & leans on his rake & burns themutterly. the fragrance fills the forest children pause & heed the smell,witch will becom nostalgia in several years.. by J.Morrison

I J Ust Wanna Cry
Well...my life really does SUCK in a big way...I was asked tonight by someone close to me if I was doing drugs...DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PERSON TO DO DRUGS???? GET FUCKING REAL PEOPLE...I DO NoT DO DRUGS AND I am sorry for my language here but I am getting so fed up with all of this shit. Ive got my feelings hurt very bad tonight...WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO????

Forbidden Love
Forbidden love A love like this that should never be, These wonderful feelings between you and me. What people might feel is taboo, But I can no longer hide these feelings from you. I cannot hold all of this inside, The person I love I will confide. All this love that I truly feel, Please believe me all of this is real. I just hope my love won’t be rejected, Or even tossed aside or even neglected. I have truly loved you for so long, And I just can’t find fault or wrong. A woman in my eyes so loving and perfect, Even if you feel it is wrong I feel it is worth it. You quench my knowledge and hearts desires, Someone I look up to and even more admire. Love I feel that could be so much more, But it is up to you to open the door. Am I truly asking for too much? To feel the softness of your loving touch. You are everything I ever hoped for, A woman who’s heart I truly adore. Sensitive and demure, Sometimes just a little impure. These is why I love you so, Deep in

Just Funny
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a Loud pounding on the door..... The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, Standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the Morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his Wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help Him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!"comes the reply from the darkness.

Please Pray To Whoever You Belive In
my big sister went to get a work medical thursday.everything was going fine untill the doc found a lump on her ovary.she has to go to hospitl today for test as the docs are worried because my mother died of ovarian cancer 19 years ago my other sis had cancer of the womb but won her battle she is the middle child so she has alway been a fighter. so please pray to whoever godess wiccan etc. just pray that she will be fine.thank you my friends

Carnival Of Carnage Radio Information
Site: www.triple-x-radio.net Time: 9pm CST Event: Killa-C and Me live on the air with guest artists calling in. Also if you are in the U.S. and message me on yahoo at dj_crazee666 with your phone number while the show is going on I will 3-way you on the phone and let you speak directly to Killa-C on the air. Tune in and repost this to all your juggalo and juggalette friends!

What`s Weird About Me:)
subject: whts weird about me :) post date: 2006-10-13 22:10:29 views: 35 comments: 3 ratings: 0 Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.My first weird would have to be I can and do drink"WIRED" from time I wake until just before I rest my head to drift off to dreamland. 2.I`m the worst clean freak you`ll ever meet(even though I do it for a living as well)If I were to come to your house would probally start there too! 3.Don`t know if this weird or just cool,I think about sex 24-7 seems since turning 40.Where as never did till then.Just came to me when thinking up my 6 4.Love to eat dill pickles and

Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application. About You....... Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontanious?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTA

Beware Of Your Surroundings
SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmmm." He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The c

Nice Guys Finish Last
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his sea

A Special Poem I Recieved In An E Mail Plz Read And Pass On To Everyone U Know
Slow Dance This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer. She wants to see how many people get her poem. It is quite the poem. Please pass it on. This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital . It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done ! Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chor

Just Goddess
This is for the girl who.. Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, got shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went thr

Funny Links
cut and paste links below Plays it the right way the first time but the second time it is backwards you have to hit the play button twice. Turn the volume up http://pub.sinuspl.net/flash/Jingle_Bells_Reversed.swf Subject: Granny Guard http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8610/mooninggrans1jy.swf

Fishing Trip Part 2
Anne set the phone down on the counter and went to the bottom of the stairs. "Pam?" she shouted. "What?" Pam answered, and stood in her doorway to look down the staircase. "Mr. Thorn wants to know if you want to go fishing with him. He's going up to the lake this weekend." "Yeah, I'll go," Pam said, suddenly feeling very excited. He did it. He figured out how to get her alone for a weekend. "Ok. I'll tell him you'll be ready when he comes by to pick you up." Pam rushed back into her room, filled with nervous excitement. She rubbed her legs together and stimulated her clitoris. Before she knew it, she was having an orgasm and Mr. Thorn wouldn't be there to pick her up for two more days. By Friday afternoon she had packed everything she might need for the weekend, including spare clothes in case she gets wet, sweaters in case it gets cold, toilet paper just in case, her pillow, her swimsuit, her Walkman and tapes, spare batteries, a sharp knife, and a new jar of lube

Book Works©
SHADOW TALES BY: JAMES MOSS The air was so cold and crisp, it chilled to the bone, and brought stinging tears to his eyes. Karuman had no time to take notice of such annoiances, for he was on a mission for the Emperor. He was to visit a farmer whos wife had just bore him a son, and offer him compensation to relinquish the child. Though the weather threatened to dampen his mood, this was Karuman's first mission as an Emperial Guardsman. This was a day to rejoice at his newfound position. As was it a time for rejoice, as well, in the homestead of Makai Urichi, for his wife, Namine, had granted his wish for a child. And what's more, she'd given him a son! Makai was a man in his late forties, with slightly frosted auburn hair. His skin was bronzed by long days in the fields of his farmland. He was nary but muscle, not an ounce of fat on him. Though he was thin and short, he had a temper to beat all. But this day, he had nothing to rave about, for all was well for Makai. This years ha

Trust
Rushing winds of sweet distress, comes to me with full onset I know my God is there somewhere but my cries seems where he can not hear. As much as I have brought up my prayers There is such a deadness of air That Jesus has other things than me But I still plead, God come to help me breath. As tears stream down my face I know that I am in his grace maybe there might be for me something to learn or to achieve but I only hear the wind. I will still yet praise thee Lord Sing song of You that save my soul in those very songs so dear I know my soul is with you near Maybe tomorrow when I arise I will find you in the morning light I can't love you any more For you died and save my soul And tomorrow is another day that work will come and which mission to lay. I will sing and read Your word Will you show us where you want us to serve. For we are Yours to do with what you will and I know you love me still And those who put your trust in thee For you ohh Lo

Lyrics And Such
before we scream and descend, steady to the sun a simple tale of woe, your hearts won't be undone a love song to everyone i know arms wide open, here we go she weaves a trail of petals through the embryonic ice her hair was warm to the touch and flowers twice as nice and if he stands on the moon he can barely catch her eyes always open to the sky and so we land only to find we never left the ground please leave the walls and the floors exactly as you found a love song to everyone i know arms wide open, here we go HUM the distance outside of you comes into focus, collapses away loving me and hands to the glass and eyes to sky and glued to the south she waits to see she's looking for birds she met last fall, who said they would come back different than all she's waiting for six who know about sound, who'd promised to come back upside down and i like your raindrop collector, splash in my eyes and makes everything else look like you so hand me the glasses and teac

Was It A Dream?
Thousands of miles apart but that dont keep them from talking...one little box full of wires sendin all her love to him over the internet tryin to get his attention just to see if he even realizes she is alive...She gets up goes to the bed lays back and closes her eyes..She sees him, she feels him but knows she will never have him. As she looks into his eyes of seduction she slowly walks over to him and whispers in his ear...Its my turn...as she sits him down on the bed she slowly unzips his tight jeans..she pulls them off and throws them to the corner...she slowly runs her hands arcoss his chest as she pushes him back on the bed..she kisses him ever so deeply and passionatly and runs her hand down to his hard cock...she slowly starts to drift her way down his chest kissin him softly as she makes her way down between his legs..she slowly runs the tip of her tounge across the end of his hard cock. She hears his moans and knows he wants more..she slowly wraps her lips around him and inse

Everyone.
Comment me. Comment my pics. Rate me. Rate my pics. Leave me messages, send me friend requests! Become my fan? Or just talk to me. Shouts? I'm bored & completely interested in meeting new people. --Nicole Rate all my photos and leave me comments. :] They're kinda lonely! Thanks!!

A Message From Pat Buchanan
PJB: Befuddled Superpower copyright © 2006 Buchanan.org by Patrick J. Buchanan - November 21, 2006 “For if the trumpet give an uncertain sound, who shall prepare himself to the battle?” On reading the Washington Post story by Robin Wright, “Bush Initiates Iraq Policy Review Separate from Baker’s Group,” about a new internal review of U.S. war policy, St. Paul’s words return to mind. Here we are, longer in this war in Mesopotamia than America fought in World War I or World War II against Germany; yet, consider what our commander in chief — a successor to war presidents Lincoln, Wilson and FDR — is even now seeking to discover…. —————— "The president," said an anonymous White House official, "has asked the national security agencies to assess the situation in Iraq, review the options and recommend the best way forward. … The president indicated Monday that he is interested in hearing interesting ideas both within the administration and from the Baker-Hamilton commission."

Blindfold Me
href="http://cherrytap.com/user.php?u=398300&friend=398300" target=_blank>Trini_Boy@ CherryTAP there is someone on here who i want to make me scream. then u could spank me fuck me and pull my hair u know who u r been home all day long me all alone no one to hold me no one to caress me whisper in my ear and touch me but i know this for sure by the end of the night i got someone who i can call to blindfold me

Death Of My Seed!!!
DEATH OF MY SEED!!!!!! Current mood: pensive Category: reflective Life PAIN...ANGUISH...REGRET...BETRAYAL... emotions engulf my body of steel turned to jello!! My beautiful daughter/son was taken away, by self-absorbed beings!! Beings worried about what others would say or think, selfishly,snuffed an innocent life!! I LOVE YOU my child in heaven, and will miss and remember you.though, i did not get to meet you!! God will return you to me,when the time is right.. and i will love and cherish you, when we meet one day!!! My soul felt your strength child, and i am proud to have tried to bring you home!!! You were unable to defend yourself, from the evils of selfishness, and the deceit of life-takers!! I hope you understand, i had no idea or control of what happened, behind your fathers back!! The pain i felt when you were taken back, to the house of souls, is unmistakenbly..unforgettable!!! You were punctured and abused, scraped, an

My Heart
Longing for your little arms around my neck Missin your giggles when I told you to sleep. I turn away from little faces just to blink back tears. Every night is the same, I blast the music to drown out my fears. So detached from reality, I forget about the insanity. I paste a smile on my heart when inside I know there's a frown. You don't know the treasures you maintain until they've slipped thru your fingers. You ask why I'm so lost, why I'm floundering in this blasted sea... I have no real answers, no pretense left for you or for me. I miss your little strawberry kisses, the feeling of dependancy. I envy mothers who've stolen my clock. Do they realize how sweet time is with little hands in theirs/ I'm detached, immobilized, depressurized. Needing you as much as you need me.

Me Wishin And Wantin'!
So it won't be too terriably long before i am driving again... Over a year ago, I had severe anxiety...Crippling anxiety anxiety that left me unable to come outside my front door...and I was so depressed...I started working on "baby steps"outside then i got where i could at least check my Mail outside in the breezeway. Then finally i was able to take the trash out which is a walk across the parking lot. And then finally with much medication to start i was able to be a passenger in a car (though i would constantly be paranoid for a long time to come about wrecks and such) Now, I Can drive a little (as long as i dont have to make left hand turns that has no arrow for help) Soon, I'll be able to drive again...and soon i will be able to have more money because either i will get approved for disability and/or when my man said he would take care of me and he has an awesome trade that pays well.... i will get this car: YUP YUP a Grand Prix GT Model I really wish i h

Baby Talk
Everything about this pic equals a bad time. Babies are like nature, you have no control over it. You try to stop a baby from crying and they just cry louder. No wonder why people shake their babies. I'm not condoning it, but I could easily see why some slug picks his baby up during a fit and just squeezes it's head to make the screaming go away. I was on a train yesterday, this really ugly baby was staring at me through the space between the seats. And just because the baby was really ugly, and looked like a brat, I started making scary faces at him. I could see that I had his attention and it wasn't because he was amused, he was scared shitless. The more distorted I made my face the more I could see his eyes well up. It was like a cartoon where the character starts to get flush from their feet up and then finally blows a gasket. I could almost plan it to the exact second when he was ready to blow. Sure enough within seconds of my last mean face he lets out a death-curdling scream

Flu
Influenza, or the flu, is a respiratory infection caused by a variety of flu viruses. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that 35 to 50 million Americans come down with the flu during each flu season, which typically lasts from November to March. Children are two to three times more likely than adults to get sick with the flu, and children frequently spread the virus to others. Although most people recover from the illness, CDC estimates that in the United States more than 100,000 people are hospitalized and about 36,000 people die from the flu and its complications every year. When and Where Do People Usually Get the Flu? Flu outbreaks usually begin suddenly and occur mainly in the late fall and winter. The disease spreads through communities creating an epidemic. During the epidemic, the number of cases peaks in about three weeks and subsides after another three or four weeks. Half of the population of a community may be affected. Because schools

The Old Friend
so youve been keeping tabs on me....well then i guess you should know ive not been with any one since you were last here at my grandmothers.....i think of you more often than i should i was supposed to be your comfort....but what about mine....ive grown weary of the fights between us... when what i really really want is to have you here with me...i remember the smell of your shirt your skin...the late night dinner trips....i enjoyed all our time together until i screwed it up....and i continue to everytime i talk to you...and i wonder why you dont or never wanted more from me...but you turning me away led me to what i am doing now...i know i am miserable right now maybe one day ill really meet the one but you were my everything for a while...and i dont regret anything except what made us fall apart....i hope you have the best and i wish you love and happiness....and i hope you dont settle for anything less than everything....juliegirl the old friend is someone i lived up the street fr

For My Gnr Babe
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Sadness
I have a close friend who is the Army Reserves here in Indiana. He was called to active duty and was told they were shipping out. He left the beginning of October. He went to Kuwait...then right for Iraq. They let him come home for 2 weeks and he leaves again this Saturday. I think it has to be hard to come knowing you have to go back in such a short time. I don't think it's fair or right. I understand why he is doing it and all but why send him home then make him go back 2 days before Christmas? Maybe I am just being selfish and I don't want to see him go back. I am going to go see him tonight and hopefully help him celebrate a little before he heads back. So far he is the closest person I have that has had to leave. My little brother is a Marine and hasn't yet had to leave. I think myself and my mom would lose it if he did. My thoughts and prayers are with all the soldiers and their families especially this time of year!

Finally Had A Great Day!!
After about 2 1/2 months of my kid and I at each others throat, we finally had a great day. Maybe and hopefully we r heading for a turn about! Or maybe it's just him being a christmas break. I'm gonna lean towards the turn about for us. I know alot of our problems r that he is 15 going on 30, or that is what he thinks. Just hope I servive the next couple of yrs and then I know we can become close again like we have always been. Well, I hope to be able to figure this cherry tap out soon, so I can start sending out graphics to my friends too. LOL Talk at u laterz, Joycee'

Sunset On A Broken Life
Feel the rain hit my face mixing with the tears streaming down Reflecting back on me Staring into my soul Tell me its alright Tell me its ok Cause i know its not going to be Ripped out my heart Would you like a peice? Go deep down inside and lock away the key Its starting not to be light anymore for the sun is starting to set and darkness is all i see

Boredom
2007 means i am much closer to coming back to the us from Korea I cant wait in retrospective this year was fast but really slow in the same sense I am going to be honest I was skeptical about this at first but now its really neat and addicting meeting new people on here is pretty cool its more open form just say whatever do whatever 49 days til i go back to the us

A Thousand Deaths
Die a thousand painful deaths, a thousand times over A tear of blood dripping on a white rose A pain that feels so good Love almost to much to handle A kiss for each precious moment I've cried enough to fill all the oceans My tears drip onto your palm splattering on our soul Reach inside What will you find? Take what you need, it was always yours Just give me love and i will always be yours for eternity

Wet
Wet Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.

Bodies Come To Meet
When Our Bodies Come To Meet When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.

Sweet Torment
Sweet Torment Leather and metal adorns throat and wrists I'm bound for your pleasure Sweet torment and bliss Feel my heart beating faster as the blindfold is placed Stood now in darkness awaiting my fate Hands grasp my ankles Legs are spread wide There's no secrets left You can see my desire How my body now craves That kiss of soft leather Redhot licks of the crop Your cane, painful pleasure With soft voiced commands Sweet searing caresses Using pleasure and pain You torment my flesh Then exstacy wakens moans turn to begging I need you to quench

Meet Me
Meet me Meet me in the shadows of your heart, The place only you and I know exists. Take me with you and hold me in your arms. Meet me in the stars above, The place the highest goals live. See the light of love shining in my eyes. Meet me at the ocean's edge, The place where the water cleanses. Take me to a place of absolute purity. Meet me at the forest's clearing, The place where the trees part. Where we are sheltered and safe. Meet me in the billowy clouds, The place where heaven and earth touch. Dance with me in the sky and share our joy. Meet me on the mountain's peak. The place where you can breathe deeply. Inhale my essence and make it yours. Meet me, my love.... Anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Share my soul and be one with me

Me!
What grinds my gears... when guys can sleep around sooo much but if girls do they are sluts... AND how guys expect all the girls to KNOW how they are feeling and just wont say anything Sexuality : Straight Status : Single :( Cigarettes : i quit Alcohol : not alot but i do Drugs : weed Perfect Partner : i dunno still searching.... Makes Me Happy : friends Makes Me Sad : guys Bad Habits : biting nails... Interests : friends, meeting new ppl, hanging out My Favorite... Food : subway, chinese food and pastas mmm TV Show : to many.. Movie : to many... Night Club / Bar : jsut drinking with a couple of friends in a park ahah Animal : puppies.. Website : www.nexopia.com, myspace, bangme.net, and now cherrytap.com Place : i dunno this is the only place ive really been ahah sept other cities.. Possession / Thing : my phone.. mp3...p2s.. my new printer/copier/scanner :D lol Statistics... Race : half native and half german Hair : brown red and blonde high lights.. n

Showers For The Sexes!!!
(Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN) Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in su

The 80's
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant N

He Is My Hunter
Breathless I wait for him to see his eyes when they find me never taking them off of mine as he moves closer, slowly stops within an inch and smiles the lightest whipser of his lips against my cheek his hand finds my shoulder still watching me he kisses my eyelids as his fingers surround my neck we move, swaying slightly a dance few would notice he presses his lips to mine squeezing my throat that I bare for him my trust is in my hunter he makes me breathless Eyes locked in the mirror, Time stopped Fitting into me, Hands running up my back Hot breath in my ear, Teeth against my shoulder In submission lids closed, I bare my throat Back arched, Hand in my hair, on my hip Pushed up against me, Straining for union My heart beats in time with yours, quickly now Marked as yours, Hands close around my neck You whisper, I am your kill Taking my breath, You squeeze Giving me life, Your love

To My New Friends
Hey everyone, I just wanted to say Thank you all for such a wonderful welcome to CherryTAP. I did not expect such a response. It is a bit overwhelming...lol. I have never had so many Friend requests, comments, etc. on any of the other sites I've belonged to. Just wanted to let you all know I will make a real effort to visit everyones page and rate it, comment and/or rate your pics, become fans to those who are my fans, etc...just might take some time to get to everyone...lol. But I will. Hugs and Kisses. Your Friend Hotmama To all my friends, look for me in the Hottest CT Flirt contest, starting tonight. Please RAte and Comment. I will return the favor!!! Kisses

Ughhhh
Ya know I hide myself away don't date or anything for 3 years then when I finally put myself out there I get hurt. I don't understand it. Things were so good before we actually got together, saw each other all the time, talked on the phone, whatever. We have been hanging out and what not since September, and offically got together in November. Been together 2 months now and I have seen him all of about 2 hours in the last month. It was great when we first were officially together then things went down hill from there. Now I never see him and rarely talk to him. I get all sorts of excuses as to why he can't come over and they are all stupid reasons. He says he wants to be with me and that I am what he has always wanted. Why is it I don't see that? There is no reason why he can't call, can't spend time with me, whatever. I rarely even talk to him online anymore. As it is I called him Saturday and he said he would call me back cuz he was on the other line. He never called bac

Gemini Twin
It sounds to me Like you must have met The other guy In my head The one Who is not really there He is charming And compelling But still is just a myth Everyone seems To love him I would love To meet him myself But he only shows up When I am not around Or I am being Somebody else

Gotta Love Our Government
WASHINGTON - The Pentagon has abandoned its limit on the time a citizen-soldier can be required to serve on active duty, officials said Thursday, a major change that reflects an Army stretched thin by longer-than-expected combat in Iraq. Until now, the Pentagon's policy on the Guard or Reserve was that members' cumulative time on active duty for the Iraq or Afghan wars could not exceed 24 months. That cumulative limit is now lifted; the remaining limit is on the length of any single mobilization, which may not exceed 24 consecutive months, Pace said. In other words, a citizen-soldier could be mobilized for a 24-month stretch in Iraq or Afghanistan, then demobilized and allowed to return to civilian life, only to be mobilized a second time for as much as an additional 24 months. In practice, Pace said, the Pentagon intends to limit all future mobilizations to 12 months. CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's deputy leader mocked President Bush's plan to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq

Dj Muffin Kitty
This isn't my work, but I love it soooo much. I'll Love Me Enough For You http://loveblender.com/blend/wv.cgi?id=2002.04.24.07.23.29745 No. Don't love me. I'm a bitch. I'll hold a mirror to your face and make you look. I opened Pandora's Box a long time ago. I ate the apple. I know more than you think I know. I've survived more than you've lived. I take risks. You don't. Exchanging phone numbers doesn't count. See, like I said... I'm a bitch. I also have a bit of the restless whore in me and yes, I wrangle with that daily. I imagine, I fantasize, I create rabid...on fire. You don't need to love me. I don't need your approval. Hold the applause. I can be goofy and irreverent and stupid and tacky and meaner than a drunk ex football player in Odessa. Monsoon season only comes once a year and lasts approximately three months. My moods darken and destroy much more frequently. I do not have a college degree. I do not make a shitload of money. I do not h

What I Want.
hmm not really that hard. i want kids. i want a wife. but thats where the norm ends. i want to come home from work, and help my wife with dinner. talk about her day, how shes doing, whats on her mind. give her a massage, let her know i care. i want a daughter and a son. little ones running around, but i'll beat that ass if they get out of hand.... a big back yard, but no fence. it would be nice. i've been burned alot in the past when it comes to this. im not that picky... sort of. i like older women, from my age 19, up to like 26. someone funny, intellegent, that i can have a conversation with. but someone that likes to talk cuz i like to listen more than i do talk. someone with a personality. i don't want a bitch. or someone immature. i like someone who is touchy, doesn't mind me showing them affection in public or anytime. i like to hold hands, kiss, cuddle and i want someone that likes that too. i don't care about kids, i love kids and they don't bother me. i like a girl who's

Storm
storm Your kisses are so gentle, Your touch, butterfly light, But that is not what I want, On this dark and stormy night. I want you to let go, Of all those warning bells, I want to throw myself at you, With a growl like a huntress from hell! I want to feel you enter, With a little carnal lust, I want to hear us both cry out, Under every forceful thrust! I want to feel your lightning, And hear the thunder inside, I want you to open the floods, Of passion forced to hide! My thoughts are as dark, As this electric stormy night, I succumb to your gentle kisses, And your touch.. Butterfly light!

The Need
Talk to my body Oh my god Is me he holds Sliding deep within My secret folds I feel the heat We have set the goal He fills my body My heart My soul Together As our bodies rock We find that place That special spot The moistness Of our love combined The scent is heavenly Our bodies entwined My mind is racing My body taunt Bracing itself Is more i want Now here i am Gasping for breath To end this now I would rather death Hands clenched tight Muscles twitch Here comes the light What an itch As my body spasms With him inside He welcomes himself Along for the ride As he spills his seed With a sudden need I can hear myself That moaning plead As fulfillment and peace Enters body and mind A promise I make Not to leave him behind As I lay with my head Now close to his heart I know that we Wont be far apart For as long as his body Can talk with mine I know that our love Will last for all time The Need As she reached her skilful hands a

For The Haters
JUST THOUGHT I'D PUT THIS UP FOR ALL THE LOVELY FUCKIN HATERS OUT THERE...:) Love Me Or Hate Me VideoLove Me Or Hate Me lyrics - Lady Sovereign lyricsLady Sovereign Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Valentines Day Contest
I will be doing a contest it will start Feb 1st and last til feb 14... it will be a pic of you with a bear covering your beaver and boobs... the more sexier the better you can use as many bears as you want but those spots must be covered. This is a valentines day conest. > Must be SAFE FOR WORK. and Pic must be tasteful or it will not be used. > rules > 1. one bulliten posting yourself a day. you can post as many as you want but at least one a day. > 2. Most comments win. you can't comment yourself only friends. friends may comment bomp > > winner gets a great prize... there will be a 1st 2nd and 3rd place prize. > > keith@ CherryTAP

What The Fuck
Ok this is my rant for today, tomorrow, and next week. For those of you who know me you know that i don't like ranting or to seem like i'm whining and that i generally try to avoid confrontation and have a good time. Today i was pushed over the edge, my rant is that if people can't handle hearing certain words why join a site where there are sure to be words like that used there? To me thats like but not to the extreme of someone who doesn't like to see nudity yet the join a porn site maybe i'm wrong but thats just the way i feel. Below is the reason for my little rant. > > > > > > > === 'RODMILAM' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-24 09:10:37'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > cant reply to a compliment? > > > > > > === 'fire_pixi' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-24 09:19:07'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Im pretty sure that when I said thank you I was replying > > > > > === 'RODMILAM' spewed forth the following at '2007-01-24 09:22:12'.. > > > > > > >

Random Shit
If only see myself reflected in your eyes So all that I believe I am essentially are lies And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I Died with your belief in me so who that hell am I? I'm wondering 'round confused Wondering why I try The more that you deny my pain The more it intensifies... I need someone to ache for me the way I ache for you... If you ignore that I'm alive I've nothing to cling to I stare in this mirror So tired of this life If only you would speak to me or care if I'm alive Once I swore I would die for you But I never meant it like this I never meant like this no i never meant like this I don't know if I'm real without you What is left of me without you? I don't know whats real without you How can I exist without you? Suffer The more you see the more you do The television's feeding you. With what You want to hear, anger and fear, because you suffer The hate you feel won't go away you're all programmed to f

Love Quotes
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it. -------------------------------------------------- You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it. -------------------------------------------------- Your voice makes me tremble inside And your smile is an invitation For my imagination to go wild. -------------------------------------------------- I have learned not to worry about love; But to honor its coming with all my heart. -------------------------------------------------- To love a person is to learn the song That is in their heart, And to sing it to them When they have forgotten. -------------------------------------------------- The most precious possession that ever comes To a man in this world Is a woman's heart. ----------------------------------

I Want To Know You
. What time is it? 2. Name: 3. What are you most afraid of? 4. What do you drive? 5. Have you ever seen a goast? 6. Where were you born? 7. Ever been to Alaska? 8. Ever been toilet papering rolling in decorating trees? 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? 10. Favorite day of the week: 11. Favorite restaurant: 12. Do you have any pets? 13. Favorite sport to watch: 14. Favorite Drink: 15. Favorite Ice cream: 16. Disney or Warner Brothers: 17. Favorite fast food restaurant: 18. What color is your bedroom carpet? 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? 20. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? 22. Bedtime: 23. Who will respond to this email the quickest? 24. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? 25. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses: 26. Favorite TV show: 27. Ford or chevy? 28. What are you listen

Fallin Soooo
Falling soo Hear my whispers, See my breath. Feel the beating, beneath my chest. Close your eyes, kiss my lips. Tell me, can you handle this? Just one touch, it makes me melt. Lost in your eyes, is how i felt. Take my hand, take my heart. You've made me whole, from the start. Give me that stare, dont you speak. Show me your smile, that makes me weak. Say you love me, let it show. Cause baby for you, I'm falling soo....

Kindle This Hearts Dieing Flame
Kindle This Hearts Dieing Flame Wandering through the darkness Searching for a source of light Walking alone through this desolate land A land that some call life I need to find a fire To kindle this hearts dieing flame Someone to Search inside Someone who can stand to see the pain Don't be afraid of the shadows I have been lost in so for so long After awhile they're comforting After all the feeling is gone Give to me your hand and lead me to the light Take me from the darkness Help me regain my sight I Know it's a lot to ask And i have not much to give All i have is love And the rest of this life to live So save me from myself And i will give you all of me Give me a little of yourself And i will love you endlessly

Vegas Trip
So I am headed to Vegas tomorrow... I am sort of worried because I am planning on going SOLO. I have never been to Vegas by myself... but I can't immagine it will be that bad as long as I have money... I have that!

Life
Click The Picture To Add Me To My Site 1 Behind Blue Eyes - The Who 2 Yellow - Coldplay 3 Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 4 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin 5 Blackbird - The Beatles 6 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd 7 Under Preassure - Queen and David Bowie 8 Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana 9 Santeria - Sublime 10 Basket Case - Greenday 11 White Wedding - Billy Idol 12 Hotel California - The Eagles 13 Loose Yourself - Eminem 14 Dont Stop Believing - Journey 15 Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne 16 When Doves Cry - Prince 17 Pain - Three Days Grace 18 My Girl - The Temptations 19 Creep - Radiohead 20 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen My gf's dad is in the hospital, and i need anyone who is willing to to pray for him please

Sexual Preferences
Why are some people racist when it comes to sex.God created us all equal.Sizes and shapes come in all races.All black men don't have pythons,and all white men are not small.I've had my share of both and they are equal.You have freaky black men as well as freaky white men,and a few freaky black women as well as white.You should be looking at your partner as a person not a color.Judge them for whats on the inside not the outside.I teach my kids to see no color when it comes to love!

Prayers For My Best Friend And Her Kids That Lost Their House In A Fire Yesterday...friday The 10th
my best friend(sis) just plain and simple me hope that is ok lost everything in a house fire yesterday, friday february 10. some of you on my friends list have her on your friends list...and if shes not on your friends list, please go show her the love and let her know she is in your prayers... she has 3 teenage daughters and thank god they are all safe....she needs all the love and prayers you all can offer her right now.... this is the link to her page....for those of you that do thank you and those that dont...i guess you are heartless...if it were you id be first in line putting you on my prayer list.... I LOVE YOU SIS...IF YOU NEED ME IM THERE.... Just Plain And Simple Me Hope That Is OK@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'angel*HELL YEA!!!*' on '2007-02-10 03:40:53') (repost of original by 'PunkyInstigator' on '2007-02-10 05:02:27') (repost of original by 'Just Plain And Simple Me Hope That Is OK' on '2007-02-10 07:16:19')

Southern Chicks Blog
My surgery (to remove my gallbladder) went well the other day, but i am still in alot of pain. I wish i knew the other day what i know today and i would have never had it done! I would have let death take over. I dought that after all i have been through yesterday that i am going to go through with my 2nd surgery ! I am praying that i will be better before tomorrow cause i cant handle this pain much longer expectly with these kids. Its really hard trying to explain to a 5 year and 8 year old why they cant touch you. I just wanted to say THANKS ALOT to who ever made my primary pic NSFW. Thanks to you i had to change it from being my primary photo and there wasnt nothing even really bad about it.. Jealously is a bitch!!

Getting The Juices Flowing
OK, I don't want to get anyone mad at me for stating what I have to put on here. Quite often, I have been asked for help with computer problems, by various people. The first time I am asked for help, I don't mind giving it for no charge. But if people keep coming back to me and asking for more help, isn't it fair to charge a small fee for my services? I have over 15 years of experience in the computer field, and I have the ability and knowledge to fix almost any computer problem put in front of me. Most independent technical support people charge in the area of $70-$80/hr for their services. I am Dell certified, and I have every right to charge that amount, but I try to play the nice guy and cut that price in half, and typically charge $40/hr for providing technical support. I have a verbal guarantee that if I am unable to repair a problem placed in front of me within the first hour, I will not charge for my time. To this point, there haven't been many times where I was unabl

Valintines Day
Word Of caution only read if your not easily offended!!!! Had to redo had some typos lol Roses are Straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, Your gonna be fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh i've just cum, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses are awful, Violets the pits, Lift up your shirt, And show us your tits. Roses are crap, Violets are shit, Sit on my face, And wiggle a bit. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And love it up the shitter. Roses are red, But i like carnations, You're so crap in bed, I fucked your alsations. Roses are red, Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Roses are red, Its elementary, Lets phone a friend, And try double entry. Roses are shit, Violets are crap, Show me your clit, And i'll cum in your lap. Well funny or shit????

The Journies Of Sir Rychard...
It was a cool spring day as a lone eagle soared upon the winds of time. Wisps of white clouds coasted along amidst azure skies. The eagle would gently bank right and then left as he searched for the thermals that would lift him to new heights. The vast canyons below were normally deserted as far as the eagle could see but this day his soaring was interrupted as his attention was beckoned by a small plume of dust on the horizon. It appeared as if something travelled along the trail that snakes along the rim of the main canyon that leads to Visonia, the City of Visions. Who dared invade upon the eagles domain? His curiosity bade him to swoop in for a closer look. As he drew nearer the sound of hooves upon rocks began to fill the once quiet of this beautiful day. The eagle espied a lone rider upon a rather large black steed. The rider was tall and slender garbed in well kepted glistening armor, he was obviously a knight but from what kingdom he could not ascertain. Upon the stallions back

The Real Deal Is Here Ppl..
Glitter Graphics by MyWackoSpace.com I'M JUST A SIMPLE GUY WITH SIMPLE IDEAS.. IAM DOWN TO EARTH AND VERY LOVABLE AND FRIENDLY..I JUST WANT TO MEET PPL THAT R COOL DOWN TO EARTH AND DRAMA FREE.I DON'T ASK 4 MUCH IN LIFE JUST 4 U TO B HONEST WITH UR SELF THAT WAY U CAN B HONEST WITH ME..U KNOW THERE'S NOTHING IN LIFE LIKE SOME ONE THAT'S HONEST ..(( KEEP'S IT REAL..

The Naughty Application
MY NAUGHTY APPLICATION (repost) date: 2007-02-06 13:46:48 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOS

Lifes Hard And We All Have To Deal!
Some people are cruel! "jkatlee@yahoo.com" seems to think hes god making me feel like a piece of dog crap and calling me ugly and fat well some people like ugly and fat and I dont like to put pics up for the reason of rejection life sucks ! This jerk took my yahoo group I worked a year on and threw me out how many people have been treated this way? or am I the only idiot here?:(

White Ribbon Campaign
If you support all the end of violence to all Women of all over the world this is one i would Highly Suggest Get involved I have and I am a proud Supporter of this Campaign What is the White Ribbon Campaign (WRC)? The WRC is the largest effort in the world of men working to end men's violence against women. It relies on volunteer support and financial contributions from individuals and organizations. How did the WRC get started? In 1991, a handful of men in Canada decided we had a responsibility to urge men to speak out against violence against women. We decided that wearing a white ribbon would be a symbol of men's opposition to men's violence against women. After only six weeks preparation, as many as one hundred thousand men across Canada wore a white ribbon. Many others were drawn into discussion and debate on the issue of men's violence. Goals and Focus: What does it mean to wear a white ribbon? Wearing a white ribbon is a personal pledge never to commit, cond

What Do You Think???
Well.... Update on me... The last 6 months i have been battling some medical problems... which have gotten worse at this point... I just found out today I am going to be going to Indiana University for some major surgery so If Im not around or intouch you know why ... Those of you who have my cell number i hope to hear from you ... Amie What ya think 'bout me..... Come on now...Don't hold back...Let me know what ya REALLY think!!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When is the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this in your blog and se

Move The Fuck On!!
You know who you are! I didn't choose you and it's time for you to get a clue and just LEAVE ME ALONE! I have blocked you everyway I can and yet you still try to contact me? WHY? Do you think your going to make me regret not picking you by fucking stalking me? This just shows the reasons why I didn't choose to be with you! I am happy with my boyfriend and have started my life here with him and not you!! If you think by emailing my friends and telling them lies that your going scare them off you have another thing coming. If your going to make up lies atleast make up something good. If they delete me because of what you say they weren't my friends to start out with! And having your friends IM me to tell me how happy you are doesn't mean shit to me. Here is a big news flash... I don't care about you or who you are with. Be a man and be with them and leave me alone! If your so happy with her then why do you continue to bother me? Tell your friends what ever you wa

Joke
The Wife stays home a house wife. The husband comes home from work wife asks honey can you fix the toilet husband says what the fuck do i look like the roater rooter man? Next day husband comes home wife asks honey can you fix the washer husband says what the fuck do I look like The maytag repair man. Next day husband comes home everything was fixed so he asks his wife honey who fixed this and how much did it cost? Wife says well the nieghbor guy fixed it and i either had to give him a blow job or bake him a cake. Husband says well what kind of cake did you bake him? wife says what the fuck do I look like Betty crocker?

Sick Puppies
I don't mind where you come from As long as you come to me I don't like illusions I can't see Them clearly I don't care no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually What you'll do I don't mind… I don't care… As long are you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come And in between it always seems too long All of a sudden And I have the skill, yeah I have the will To breathe you in while I can However long you stay Is all that I am I don't mind… I don't care… As long are you're here Go ahead tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything Do it all over ag

Doctor Visit
well my doc feels i have some moderate to severe nerve damage in my neck and back causing my arms and legs to go numb on me she is scheduling an MRI to find out how bad it really is from there she will know is therapy or surgery is required

The 3 Deadly Mistakes Women Make With Men Without Ever Realizing It
Mistake #1: Leading A Man To Think You Are "Needy" And "Insecure" Did you know that there are 6 ways you can set off a man's "Insecurity Alert" and make him think twice about pursuing a relationship with you? Sadly, even confident women often "accidentally" give off one of these signs... and just one can kill the chance of a man asking you on a second date. As you read through these signals men pick up on as "needy" and unattractive, ask yourself if YOU have ever been guilty of committing one of these deadly mistakes: Talking or saying nasty things about your past boyfriends. Saying bad things about men you have been involved with actually reflects the negatively back on YOU. It makes a man worry you are carrying around "baggage" that HE will have to deal with should he become involved with you. Speaking negatively about other women. When women call other women names like "slut", "bitch", and "crazy", it is anything but impressive to a man you are attracted you.

Losing A Piece Of My Soul
LOSING A PIECE OF MY SOUL I CAME TO YOU THE HOUR I WAS IN PAIN LOOKING FOR ANSWERS, I CRIED TO YOU IN VAIN. I SHARED THE MANY SKELETONS HIDING IN MY HEART, I KNEW THEN YOU'R BE MY FRIEND. I KNEW IT FROM THE START. TROUBLES RAN LIKE RIVERS, FLOWING THROUGH MY LIFE. YOU PICKED THE PIECES UP AND HELPED ME THROUGH MY STRIFE. WHEN HOME WASN'T HOME TO ME NO MORE, YOU OPENED UP YOUR HEART, AND OPENED UP THE DOOR. WE CRIED INTO THE NIGHT UNTIL THE EARLY MORN. WE SOLACED EACH OTHER'S PAIN AND SHARED OUR MANY THORNS. AS TIME FLEW, THE AIR GREW THICK, I SAW OUR FRIENDSHIP FADING, AND MY HEART GREW SICK. THE DAY HAD ARRIVED, WHEN IT WAS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE. NOW I SIT ALONE. REMINISCING THE PAST I'D BLOWN.

Life
We are all born equal, yet different in our own ways. We all thrive to stand out in the world in one way or another. However some loose themselves when they aren't being who they really are. That is the first step to becoming better than what you are now. "No man could be ideally successful until he has found his place. Like a locomotive, he is strong on the track, but weak anywhere else." - Orsen Marden. Avoid following a crowd. Be an engine, not a caboose. As Herman Melville wrote: "it is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." Average people would rather be wrong than be different. We relinquish three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. Confority is the jailer of satisfaction and the enemy of growth. Ask yourself, "If I try to be like him, who will be like me? If I'm not me, who will I be?" The more you develop your potential, the less you will become like someone else. Trying to be like somone else is self-defeating. One of your

8
well, this morning i woke up with some nasty crusted crap all over my eyes and i couln't open them!!! go figure, for the first time in a long ass time i get sick with a virus and end up having to go to the emergency room on friday and to make matters worse i keep getting hit by all this crap!!!! 8...thats how many teeth my son, drake is cutting right now...he's irritable and fussy but thats a given with him teething like this...just how common is it for a 9 month old to cut more than 2 teeth at one time?? what soothes and what doesn't?? i'm beyond exhausted but i'm not tired. i don't have shit to do and there's nothing on tv.

Lesson Learned
The hardest lesson we ever learn. . . Relationships can be cyclical. Some people have to repeat the same mistake several times before they realise what lies at the root. More often than not they need to learn to love themselves in the way that they so desperately crave it from others. Some people desperately seek validation and have a gaping void for self love that they need to fill THEMSELVES. They don't see the object of their affection for who they truly are, instead, they are blinded by their own need and desperately try and mould that person into their ideal partner. They become addicted and possessive because it's all about THEIR need to be loved, the quality in the other person that they are missing - the way in which they haven't yet learned to love or validate themselves. Their appetite to fill that void is voracious, in a bid to persuade or manipulate that person into loving them, quite often they will end up losing themselves in the process. They can quite easily tra

My Drama Rants
I need some friends on livejournal & Myspace. I got a new myspace. I hope i can keep this one. Anybody has a livejournal or myspace. Add me. ^_^ http://www.myspace.com/185699948 http://completexdenial.livejournal.com/ I failed to say, my journal is mostly friends only. This is a new website kind of like myspace. Everyone is welcome to join it..http://geek-space.ath.cx/ No email confirmation on there yet. Spread the word to everybody you know. My very good friend Joe runs it. ^_^ Thanks.

I Am Frustrated!
my neighbor and friend went to play volleyball tonight and asked if i could watch her son.. since her son and mine are both 4 yrs old and are friends... i didn't mind. she said she'd be done around 9:30... its now 11pm. so i called her.. and she is out drunk w/ her man at applebees and said to just put him to bed here... i found it kinda rude.. considering she didn't even ask me to keep him, and the fact that she's drunk is the reason she's not getting him... now i gotta get up at 6:30 when i shouldn't have to so she can get him, and get to work in time... am i the only one who finds this a little inconsiderate on her part?? and furthermore.... men have been a little inconsiderate to me lately too... they talk to me as if i'm just sumthin to look at instead of a person... is there anyone left out there who's capable of having a conversation these days.... who's interested in something meaningful but can have "fun" and "flirt" at the appropriate times... dont' get me wr

1st Cherry Blog... Does That Mean It's Popped??
So this is my horoscope for today. I looked at it for several minutes, which is something I never do. I seem to read them, laugh and discard them. this one stuck out to me though. Maybe it's because I am always in the gym and the physical aspect stuck to me...... not sure. Tell me what you all think about this. The toughest thing in the world isn't beating someone with your superior mental or physical strength; the toughest thing in the world is being strong enough to be vulnerable. Take a risk and show your real self to someone who counts. Hey all... I jsut wanted to start off by thanking all of you that have dropped me a line already..... WHAT A WARM RECEPTION. I will be posting more about myself as time goes on... but know this... I am a 24 white male... SINGLE! So ladies.... feel free to send me things... like MESSAGES...lol. Anyway.... I have to try and pimp this page out. Feelin gkinda bland here with all you JUNKIES..... 'till later Damian Hey all... I hope eve

New York Here I Come!!!
Hey there ppl well just wanted to come by here and blog a little...lol..to who ever comes by here and reads this just want to say hello and thanks for stopn by....well im leaving to new york a few hours and i have yet started to pack...i don't know what to take...so i think im going to end up takin everything...lol...well hope everyone has a great week...and i'll see you back on lostcherry when i get back....till then have a blessed week....

Tiffany's Writings
A mother's love was taken from me, Because of that I don't know who to be. Scared and alone and afraid to live, I don't know how to, her, forgive. She sucked the life right out of me, She trapped my soul; I'll never be free. I'm trapped in this cage looking out, How do I know what life's about? My wings are clipped; I cannot fly, Because of the pain I want to die. One full year has passed us by, Yet you still have to look me in the eye. See me for me, the way I truely am, See me doing the best I can. You see me as a worthless pest, Never trying to do my best. "You're little slacker" as you've always said, Seeing you is what I've learned to dread. You're not around, you never were, You were in the kitchen cooking me up a cure. Turn me into the perfect daughter, try as you might, With these wings I'll never take flight. Make me pretty, make me perfect, mold me as you wish, My life with you was never bliss. You took away the most important part of me, Now, I know,

Desertdud
Well Hell,,,,my team,,the Cav's are up 3games to none,,and rollin,,,,GO CAV'S!!!!! Cherry is turning out to be awesome!!! Still workin on few thing's though. I'll get this sh-t down,,,Latess Sup allll,,,,I'm new round here,,,sooo b gentle,,,but not 2gentle!!