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You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now for the rest of our lives We'll be wondering why?! Life is a gift That we should hold dear Dying unnaturally Brings more than tears Frustration and Anger Resentment and Pain All over an act Where nobody gains Whatever it was That drove your despair Must erase thoughts Of times once shared The blackness that smothered The love you spurned Could you not confide To one of us turn? Your courage misspent To do the deed Could have changed tomorrow Helped you succeed The sadness hangs heavy From those left behind Trying to figure out What went on in your mind You quit this life Without saying goodbye Now the rest of our lives We'll be wondering WHY? Warning Signs There is no single thing that makes someone suicidal but the following s
Sex Does A Body Good!!
I'm here in my room laying in my bed. Thinking how close you were to me how good you smelled and I didn't do a thing to seduce you. I had the chance that I've been waiting for yet I let it go. Now I regret not doing a thing wishing I could turn back time and make it happen. what was I thinking? I wasn't. I was surprised to see you there sitting down and talking to me. I'm sorry I wish I could have pleased you the way you wanted. I was nervous by seeing you there. Once again you brought back memories I wanted to revive but the point is I was afraid. I wish you could have held me in your arms and kiss me all over, caressing each other. I regret not doing a thing that were going through my mind. I wanted to be with you but I was afraid of making a move. I felt scared and unsecure while you were there. You were there for a reason and now that I realize it. It's to late... Company Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to yo
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Help Me Out Please
Man.. It Just Sucks..
Ive Been Sick
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How Much Are You Worth A Night?
See How Much You're Really Worth! NO CHEATING!! Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [] Blonde - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [] Other-$75 Total: $100 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [] Blue $50 [] Hazel $100 [] Other - $50 Total so far: $175 Height: [] Over 7' - $200 [] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] Under 4'9 - $45 Total so far: $325 Age: [] 31 to 40 - $100 [] 26 to 30 - $75 [x] 21 to 25 - $50 [] 19 to 20 - $25 [] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $375 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $300 [x] First Born - $300 [] Only Child - $250 [] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $100 [] fourth born - $100 [] fifth born - $546 [] sixth born - $600 Total so far: $675 Drink? [] I did like twice - $400 [] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [] only weekends - $300 [] Every other day - $50 [
Short Stories
Special Gifts
NuttinButtSexxy Storms Shackled, tied Leather embraced, Freedom of movement Bound. My canopy is shut With “G’ suit tightly strapped, Soon the jet screams Allows me to pierce the sky Soft whimper Eyes pleading, Muscles stretched Ability to touch constrained. Clouds envelop my Mind with rapidity, Turbulence rocks My very essence in violent loops Intense gravity Every orifice stretched, Wetness Pouring down legs. Taken violently With pain come shudders, Yet each tear Frames a silent smile. When bound Willingly, and Bound by choice. Can there be greater freedom? Fly free, Embracing the storm. Physical constraints Accenting total freedom, Choice Poet NuttinButtSexxy I went for a walk among The fall foliage, wondering If the denuded trees Were that way from the sudden Cold and wind or had they died And I would find brittle Branches that would Crack rather than bend when pressed. Each day as the shadows of Wi
Sexy Saturday Girls
hi girls hoppe you all like my sexy body Graphics Saturday Images Top Codes
12,000 To Level
Im Big Down South
One Way People
My Life: Hell
Well.... after talking to the 13th supervisor at the bank, they finally admit that they were having technical difficulties with the debit cards between the hours of 1 am and 6 am. And, they will return the money to my acct. HOWEVER, they have no idea how long that will take.......... ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Bank Bullsh*t Current mood: aggravated So... my check was deposited into my account at midnight last night. I called and it said that the money was in there. I went to the bank to get money out so that Jason and I could get to work today and it wouldn't let me take anything out. So I tried to do a debit for $20 at the gas station. The clerk said it was declined. When I got home, I called the bank again. The bank said that the $20 was debited from my acct. So I went back up to the store. Again, she says it was declined. I have her try to debit $10. Thinking maybe it was just a bank gliche. No, that was declined, too. I go back home. Again, it says the the transacti

Repost For A Dear Friend
I have been in this position so i am doing what i can to help a dear friend. Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila
The Cabin
It's a beautiful summer evening, the sky is clear, the moon is full. You can see the stars as they stretch out across the landscape. We have finally decided the time is right to meet. We've talked and written over the months all the while the anticipation building.; I want everything to be just right, want you to be pleased, want this to be a weekend that neither of us will forget, the first of many, hopefully to come. We've made arrangements to meet at a cabin along a small lake. the cabin is right along the water but still secluded, surrounded by tall, full trees. The wall facing the lake is full of window, there's a fireplace on the opposite side of the room. Out front there is a spa, a swing that seats 2 & hangs on the porch. The time is approaching for us to meet, I arrive first, parking up the hill and walking down. I place candles that I brought throught out the cabin. I glance over and there's only a few more minutes until you are supposed to arrive. I am getting bu
The Cabin (part 2)
As we finish the food you had prepared, you stand, positioning yourself behind me. You lean over my shoulder, moving my hair to th eside, kissing my skin softly. "Close your eyes baby" you whisper right before kissing my ear. I do as you ask, closing my eyes, letting out a soft moan as your lips touch my ear. You run your hands very gently, downmy arms, stopping at my wrists then moving back up my arms. I love your touch baby, your hands on my skin send a shiver through me. Still standing behind me, I can hear you moving. Unsure of what to expect, I try to listen and see if I can guess as to what you may be doing but don't have the slightest idea. You get close to me again... I can feel you breath on my neck, against my skin... it's so warm. You move a piece of fabric across my bare arm, still not sure of what you are doing, you see me figit in my chair. Smiling you bring the fabric up my arm, I can feel it against my neck as you tease me. Carefully you wrap the fabric over
She Says No
The Moon's Playground
Interstate Love Song
Nativepimp77 Is A Downrater!
This Newfu is going around rating 2's so beware or go block him before he can downrate you. Sorry I didn't bother to go to his page to get his link I just blocked him from my alerts. *MUAH* ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Crazy Women
Baby Son
Just to let a few of you know that I have a baby son born on 1/10/07 - he weighted in at 9lbs 6oz and now 3 weeks later he is 10lbs 15oz - monster baby growing fast! lol He has my nose and eyes so he's set for life! lol When I get settled (due to lack of sleep and just coming back to work) I'll be back to catch up with all you assholes! lol (I do mean it affectionately!) Donut!
For Me
A Little Too Strange
This is a shoutbox conversation (read from bottom up) that I had with some weirdo about a comment I had made in a mumm. He apparently got tired of deleting comments so he just deleted the whole mumm. The mumm was the now standard, "Who's going to win the World Series?" To which, I commented, as I always do, "Baseball sucks". Our conversation follows. ****** Him: Ok well Im sorry either way. Me: I'm not angry. I could care less. Him: The whole point was that I was looking for baseball fan's opinions. I'm sorry if I made you angry, but thats the way I felt about it Him: Okay Me: You deleted it? You really are just a little too weird. Him: if you would of said something clever then I would of left it up. Seriously. Me: Actually it had nothing to do with you. There are other mummers that would be expecting to see my comment, as it is standard, and they might miss it or worry about me if I didn't say it. Him: This ignore it. If you're not a fan then it doesnt
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Nothin But Fun
12:51:41 AM blazingnights2003: ooo katie 12:51:44 AM blazingnights2003: how i miss ya 12:51:47 AM blazingnights2003: wanna 69? 12:51:56 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: who r u 12:52:03 AM blazingnights2003: its me girl 12:52:05 AM blazingnights2003: kenny 12:52:09 AM blazingnights2003: forget me already 12:52:51 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: im sorry 12:52:52 AM blazingnights2003: ahh the fun times we had in clifton 12:53:08 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: i never hung out with a kenny 12:53:20 AM blazingnights2003: maybe you should 12:53:24 AM blazingnights2003: imma kool kenny 12:53:44 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: how could we have had fun times in clifton if ive never met u 12:53:57 AM blazingnights2003: in my dreams sweetheart 12:54:13 AM blazingnights2003: i had like this amzing internet crush on you for years 12:54:31 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: lol 12:54:38 AM blazingnights2003: what would it take for ya to gimme a chance 12:55:32 AM Catherine Van Putten Vink: i
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Firefighters Hall
My Ramblings And Thoughts
Still a work in progress... You say I have strength enough to do this; Sometimes I believe you. Falling asleep is so hard without you; It's then I don't believe you. As morning sun pours through my window I'm one day closer yet, But the moon comes out and sombers me; Why aren't you home yet? How self-absorbed to focus only on me; You're out there all alone. I be quite lonely without you here But you're the one not home. I will be right here waiting, my love, Ready to hold you again. When at last in my arms you rest- I will believe you then. I have lived in Virginia since come i do not have a job yet? It's really quite frustrating. I need some kind of distraction from the counting of hours as they pass. A day seems so long when you have nothing to do...and nothing to look forward to doing in the coming days...I guess i will resort to street performing. *sigh* what has my life become?
In Our Dreams
I'm three thousand miles from home tonight But I can still hear your voice. I think you know I'd never leave your side If only I had the choice. This job is my personal ball and chain; Against it love seems to lose. In spite of it all, there's still one more Thing we can decide to use. In our dreams, We lie next to each other. In our dreams, Tonight I am your lover. In our dreams, I can see your smile, In our dreams, We'll stay here for a while. In our dreams, We can share the laughter In our dreams, It's happily ever after. In our dreams, To you I give my heart. In our dreams, We'll never be apart. I know how hard it is to be my girl, When my job seems to come first. This army career's like an awful dream, I can't wait for you to burst. But through all the hardships and all he tears I'll always stand by your side. But if there's a time that you miss me too much, Fall into your dreams and hide. In our dreams, We lie next to each other. In our dr
My Twisted World
The Stupid Things I Cant Get Out Of My Head Just An Outlook: 27 years isnt really that long of a time to live, considering atleast(if not more) 5 of them where years that were beyond your control where you didnt live just learned. I know you neer stop learning but those first five Where the most absobrent. Where You where pretty much Running On instinct, and depended on people th most. so yeah experencing life for only 27 years is just a drop in the bucket looking back as you grow, like loooking at 16 from 27 and laughing your ass off and crying inside about how wrong you where about life. Im Sure Im Wrong about what i think life is at this age as well, and ill probably always be wrong about what i think i want from it and what i think it should be. About Myself: As Youve Probably guessed (or already knew) im 27. Im A girl, i wont say woman, i havnt earned that title yet and probably never will. Sadly i would love to be tho, id love to be the person you can turn to when in n
~*badass*`'s Wonderland
this is my new lounge....if your interested in a chillaxed atmosphere and into just about anykind of music stop by my lounge... Where its always 4:20 THX ALL
Old Mail System
this is to let everyone know who has not noticed the mail change over is today 11-17-07 a lot want like it who is new but it will help the system overload a will stop sending pictures etc by far as me i like it better what do you think.
Pumkin Pie
Hoy Sh!t
Boyfriend Application
13,000 To Level
WE havent done a level up challenge in a while...WellI got one for you..we need help..Hes 13,000 to level with 74 pictures.. Show some love and help him level up. »¤Ró©kïñßâšš¤«@ fubar
Happy Thanksgiving!
May your home be filled with laughter & love on this Thanksgiving. From my home to yours, have a wonderful holiday. To my friends in other parts of the world & other countries; although you may not celebrate this holiday I still want to take the time to give thanks for you & send blessings your way. ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
Thanksgiving 2007
Somehow when the system went down today, more than just your shoutbox and bar tab were reset. It seems that even though your picture ratings have stayed the same and NOT reset, ALL of the people who have rated your pictures are able to re-rate them, and you get full credit for the second rate. That means that you can also re-rate ANY picture that you had rated prior to the reset this morning... So go back and re-rate your friends, and maybe they will do the same... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!! -- We ALL get credit for the rates we receive, as well as the rates we give SO MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!!!!! ~~~~~DRAGONBOI~~~~ You ever wonder to yourself why you keep doing the same shit every year for the longest time? I kept wondering myself that before I met my girl. Like why do I even bother going to Christmas or Turkey day when my mom doesn't even go. Or my sister is like living with her "fiance" parents? So as much as I would like her to come with me to my aunts. Its
Downrating Ass Holes
What About You?.....
My fubar pal, kritter07, is ALWAYS in deep i ask him?...what is the thought for the day???....and sure enuff he tells me "you can never get enough sex"........ ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ..i agree. ....what about you?............
Tell Me What You Think!!!
I want you to tell me what you really think of me and how much I mean to you!!! I will do the same in return!!! The Holidays are here and I feel that everyone is gonna want to feel loved or atleast cared for or liked in some way!! So get to typing and Ill send ya some love back!!!
4300 To Level
Show some love..Thanks everyone for helping on this and every level up. Roß -=[db]=- ~WRR Promotion's Slave~@ fubar
Att Plz
buy orders from our fearless leader att fire&ice crew from the desk of nbk sunsetbeauty80 :-): NO ONE but managment will blog about leveling someone....if we already have people in line to be leveled then they need to send us the link in our eail and wait in line plz follow this too the letter ty so much have a great weekend love&respect nbk by order of are fearless leader NO ONE else is to be leveled untill everyone has gone and rated the ones in her last blog ty yall for youre help ty have a great nite love&respect nbk
Joshs Blog
This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store with those horrible people. His boss as
My Feelings
My red heart is blue, because I'm missing you. Every day, I think about you, and I imagine how great every hour, every minute, and every second would be if you were here with me. Every night, when I lay in bed, I dream that you're beside me, holding me close to you. If you were, I'd whisper in your ear, how much you mean to me. Since you came into my life nothing has been the same. I've experienced joy to its fullest, and I've tasted a beauty that never ends, because you're where my happiness begins. I'm incomplete without you, and I'll never stop caring for you. You're the world to me, in brilliant colors. You're the best of friends, a favorite song that will never end. And together is where we should be. Someday soon, I pray, you'll open the door to your heart and say: I feel the same for you. TRYING TO REST AS I SIT HERE AND TRY TO REST, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS MY LIFE, A BIG MESS. IN THE DISTANCE I CAN HEAR A DOVE, AS MY HEART MOURNS TO B
Just Messin Around W/ Some Kewl Stuff Lol
Paradise Passion For Two
The Promises
My Bday Is This Week! I
Poems And Lyrics
we all one circle...we all one circle...break out...look out...feed off one anothers scene loyalty We're still alone but that's OK, We got our friends and family! Jails institutions and death by my count there's just one left! The triple crown of tragedy my birthright and destiny, Our destiny is at the end of a rop! The bottom of a glass or a bag of dope, Nowhere to turn when you're shit out of luck! Still alone and I'm still fucked... fuck you! Slave to addiction for years and years hid from my life, Hid from my fears, fucking broke, alone locked down... My life is better when you're not around! Watch me struggle as my life fades and try to learn from my mistakes, So those who turned their back on me won't get to share in my victory! Still alive wishing I was dead Too many years fucked in the head! Still alive wishing I was dead When will this misery end? One more time, just enough to ease my mind. Everything's fine, when i
My Own Life
I know dear friend, that you mean the best, But now is the time to give it a rest, Your judgment sometimes can cut like a knife, I know who I am and this is My Own Life. It is up to me to decide what to do, My choices are for me and not up to you, I know that you think that you do know best, But I will choose on life, love and all the rest. I know sometimes you think I could do better, But truly friend your opinion doesn't matter, And yes, I know mistakes I am likely to make, But those are the chances I am willing to take. So if you are really and truly my friend, You will stand with me through thick and thin, Through all my choices keep your opinion to yourself, For this is My Own Life and I will live it myself. DQA
I Am Canadian
Hey, I`m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader.... I don`t live in an igloo or eat blubber, own a dogsled or ever had SARS.... and I don`t know Mark, Tina or Lisa from Canada, although I`m sure they`re really cool folk. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English, not American. And I pronounce it `about`, not `a boot`. I can proudly sew my country`s flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation, and that the moose is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced `zed` not `zee`, `zed` !!!! Canada is the second largest landmass! The birthplace of basketball! The first nation of hockey! The Land of the runnaway slaves! and the best part of North America I AM CANADIAN!
Site Is Fun Yet Pathetic Too!
I'm not complaining, I do have some fun on this site, and there are a hand full of folks that actually want to socialize and make some friends on here, rather than just being consumed with getting points and fans... but it's still a bit pathetic to me how MOST people on here are simply obsessed with nothing other than accumulating points, having 10,000 fans or friends on their list, winning contest, etc... and they have no interest what so ever in truly making any friends or socializing, or getting to know anyone. Do all of you people that are crazed with all this points stuff really find that more fulfilling and fun than making real connections and actually chatting with people and getting to know them? I can't even count the number of times that I'll get a shout message or e-mail from people in which they will ask me to join a lounge, vote for them in a contest, rate them, or a whole slew of things that somehow gives them points or some kind of recognition... and that's OK, bu
If You Really Want To Know Me
I am a girly girl. I like dressing up,wearing make up ect. Sometimes I cry. Just the way life is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe in love at first site. I don't sleep around. So don't ask. I like 80's and 90's heavy metal. My favorite food is Italian. I like beer, but my fave drink is a cherry vodka sour. I have my bitch side, when it is warranted. My favorite movie is The Notebook. I like rainy nights I love to cuddle I want my fairytale romance I am a pretty simple person, it is the simple things in life that make me the happiest. I am not hard to please. My heart is sometimes easily broken. It is hard to let people close to me, but if you have patients and really want to be there, it can happen. if you are someone that I love, I will love you with all my heart. I am faithfully true to the one that I am with. I am honest to a fault. If there is anything else that you want to know, Just ask me! Today is my best friends birthday. We are having a par
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A Little Fun...
Mike's sexual nickname: "Hot Rod" Take this quiz at Mike -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at Theres a suprise!! lol You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at Also!! Not a You have an Aggressive Bedroom Personality! You like to get what you want in the bedroom and aren't afraid to go for it. You like to be the one calling the shots, and your partners love it when you take the lead. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at FUCKIN RIGHT!!
Thinking of deleting my profile I have found a better site if you would like to add me on there free to do so its called Ill miss you all and hope most sign up. Bites And Kisses. Heres The Link For Myyearbook. Ill Keep My Profile On Here For 3 days Till My Freinds See This. Muah I Have 2 New Pics Took Them Today! I Hope Everyone Has A Nice Xmas Hugs And Bites To My Friends.
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New Friends On Fubar
I was a little cautious about accepting my friend’s invitation to join Fubar because I am a conservative person. In real life I do not go to bars and just take a social drink occasionally. So the day I joined was almost overwhelming because I was being asked to be friends with so many that I could hardly keep up with checking them out. I don’t like to put things on hold so I just started accepting their friendship and did my best to rate them as time allowed me. Please forgive me if I have missed anyone and let me know so I can stop by to rate you. Now that I have been on here about a week I have met a few interesting people and consider them special friends. This is exciting and I look forward to getting to know my friends even better. One of my friends from San Francisco was in the Hippie movement. I am very interested in learning about that era and he has been most helpful. Therefore I added some of music from that time. See my stash on Joe Cocker. That song on a little help fro
Santini Bio
Steve Santini - Biography - Steve Santini was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. While in school at the age of 13 Steve was asked to prepare a biographical book report on legendary escapologist Harry Houdini. As a direct result of this assignment, Steve became fascinated with Houdini and with the art of escape in particular and began to try and duplicate some of the vaudevillian magician’s releases. By the tender age of 14, without a formal mentor or any methodology other than what he himself came up with, Steve Santini had freed himself from official Police manacles and handcuffs, jail cells, and had even mastered dangerous underwater escapes while chained and otherwise restrained. This period of intense experimentation led to Steve leaving home at age 15 and apprenticing himself to a Toronto locksmith where he worked for two years learning all he could about locks and locking devices, (In time Steve would work for other locksmithing firms and he event
Me And Girl Are Looking For Another Girl For A Threesome
Your Cat Is Fat Quality!
Help Me Please...
I really want a morph pic and I will rate you add you and even give u fubucks, but I wont fan anyone... There is only one person I will fan and that is that.... Sorry if that seems stupid but everyone has their own things they do on here... Hope someone can help.. I have the pics ready that I want to use and everything! Muah Muah TomBoy!!
This girl meets this guy...who cautiously is flirting with her. She thinks that he's nice and very handsome so what the heck right?..Right! She tells him that she's single and he's like cool :D...and so it begins...He flirts, she flirts...and what the heck, who is that on his page? ever so cautiously ever so timid...She asks.....he tells her you have nothing to worry about nothin at all....:D so then they keep talkin, and plan to meet...but something came up...:(....disappointed, but not deterred they try again.....damn all the luck and the stupid weather........:( We'll do it he says, we'll meet, it will happen...yeah I know, but I'm just ready to be in your arms...and feel your warmth just seep into my body...and and yeah..... they keep talking they keep planning til at last the day arrives... You can just feel the nervousness and sense the tension...yet they don't faulter..they are both more than ready to met each other...the time grows nearer and nearer... then... I'm le
Do Cheaters Ever Win?
So here's the deal. Man and meet, fall in love, make plans blah blah blah. Months go by and she decides to look at his fubar pics. Surprise Surprise, what does she see? Pics of him with a woman he claims is his love. So, being not the type to take any BS, the woman contacts the chick. They exchange words(neither knew about the other) but great info was passed. It turns that he's not all that, the other doesn't love him, and doesn't care for him. So, the smart tells him he's busted. What does the coward do? Tells the new chick, he never loved the smart one. Never offers a word to the one he cheated on. So, though it looks as though the smart one looses, the truth is, he does. He traded a woman who gave him her heart and soul for a woman who doesn't give a shit about him. Karma is a nasty bitch,don't ya think? Cheaters never win, they always get their balls caught in the door...........
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Is It Spring Yet
Well folks, its thursday and what does that mean, i gotta go take my dad to a friends house just north of the cities, hes going ice fishing with like 10 other guys up in northern minnesota, so what does that mean, i get to go stay with my mom until monday when my dad comes back home and it sucks staying there, cause she has no where comfortable to sleep and no internet, but at least they have cable. i feel bad if i dont go and stay with her, cause she is disabled and doesnt do much with my stepdad there, so i figured she would love my company, so see u all on monday i was just wondering if it was spring yet, i miss riding my bike and wanna go uncover it so i can go riding, well i think i am gonna go get some fox racing stickers for it today, help spice up the body a little bit, vote on my mumm and tell me what i should do so like i said in my last blog, i am at my moms, so i was out getting the mail about 30 mins ago in my flip flops and i was coming up the stairs out in front of the h
Dec 07
"Pain" 2 go down I feel nothing 5 more go down Still feel nothing 10 more go down Still feel nothing I pick up my phone Dial his number I say Hello He says why are u calling I tell him what I am doing He tells me I am stupid I start to cry harder then I already am He tells me to stop I say I can't He says just shut up Then he hangs up the phone on me I go to my medicine cabinet Find the Tylenol 3 with codeine I hold the bottle in my hand Just looking at the label It says take for "pain" I take the cover off There are 15 left I put them in the palm of my hand I separate them into 3 groups of 5 I take the first 5 Still nothing I take the second 5 Nothing yet Finally I took the last group of 5 Still nothing I go back to the bottle that I started with Which is a bottle of Ibuprofen I started with 200 in the bottle I already took 17 I keep on taking them Until there is 50 left in the bottle At the end I took 150 Ibuprofen and 15 Tylenol with codein
What's Happening
Today is the shittiest day I've had in a very long time. I got a co-worker hurt on the job. I was assisting the civilian crane crew that work in my building with the installation of a gangway (we call it a brow in the Navy) that went from the shore to a floating platform that is in the water. This float has been a pain in the ass since I got to Point Loma. Basically what happened was my welds failed causing the brow to drop 3 to 4 feet into the rocks below. The rigger (his name is Randy) that was on the brow with me got thrown into the side of the brow and got the wind knocked out of him. But when it happened all I heard was a loud "POP", the brow dropping and Randy moaning and holding his ribs. My first thought was "Oh my God, he broke a rib". He lowered himself on the the deck and started gasping for air. 9-1-1 was called and a Corpsman from a nearby submarine was brought over to check him out until the ambulance got there. After Randy had a C-collar put on and was put on a
Life Is...
so now i am a single newly seperated female and it is kind of hard to get used to living this life. I am still working and maintaining but it is a struggle not to break down and cry knowing that the man that i love doesn't want to have me in his life. He says he doesn't know how to love, he says he wants to be single, something that could have been told to me before i married him and decided to give up my single life...i gave him a ultimatum the second year it was either me or his life in yerington..he said he loved me and wanted a life with me and we got 5 years down the road he doesn't love me?? I don't get that but you know talking to females these days where their men are abandoning them for these whores...i don't feel so alone! I talked to a lady the other day, who has 5 kids and her husband left her for another woman ...i am so glad we never had kids together...and that i am still young enough to move on from this experience to live my life. These women who you see
Baby J
Baby J@ fubar
As You Sleep...
A Friend of mine John wrote this...I think it was wonderful to post... I enter a dark room. You're asleep under the silk sheets. Underneath the lace teddy barely cover the treasures beneath. Gently without disturbing your slumber I slide the straps from your shoulders. Carefully and slowly undoing the lace down the back. You become restless and begin to wake. I move your long flowing hair and gently kiss your neck. A smile begins to form on your face. I work my way carefully and slowly down to your shoulder and beginning to lightly stroke your back with a fresh cut rose, as if from the touch of an angel. goose bumps appear in anticipation. Again you stir, but a whisper in your ear puts you back at ease almost as if in a trance. You lay there allowing me to continue on my quest. You feel the warmth of my breath as I approach to kiss and crease every bit of your back, occasionally straying over the sides. Coming ever so close to the more sensitive skin near the breasts that now lay
To Our Fallen Heroes
The Consequences Of Action
My Bad Dream 1/17/2008
We where heading home an it was snowing we where on the right hand side I was in the passenger seat Brittany was driving Ashley was behind me Brittany just about lost it an I freaked out a lil Brittany luafed a lil an was like I got it an the she corrected it an we where coming to a drop off on the side of the road an Brittany started to lost it an I said slow down please an she said I got it there was the side an she lost it we whent over an Brittany was screaming an so was Ashley we where going down hit front passenger side came back over I came lose an flipped on top an I came out the car a lil an I started to get out as soon as I got out an tried to see if I could get anyone eles out it started to slid agin I tried to hold it an couldnting so I got back in the car at that moment I knew I was going to die but I didn’t care I wanted to be with the ones I loved an make sure they where ok an I held on as best I could where I was in
My True Love..always And Forever!
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Lately I have been wondering about my sanity. I have contemplated the possibility of a mental problem. My family history is full of nut jobs and my poor head was banged around a lot when I was younger. Sometimes I feel like a freak because of all the racing thoughts I have. I have a lot of highs and lows too. I'm trying to find an equilibrium, but I am not able to reach it yet. I hope that my inner strength holds out until I get there. Stress seems to be so common right now and there is a part of me that wants to hide out until the storm blows over. I think I created the storm and the other part wants to brave the storm. So my world is spinning frantically as my mind has an a arguement on how to proceed. I hope this storm blows over soon so I can relax just enough to focus on what's important in my life.
This Sucks
The biggest waist of my time on this site is bowncer checks. Does anyone know why it even here or why he doing it . A waist of time. Help me level up ,I'll return the same
How Do I Say Thanks
How do I say thanks How do I say thanks , You saved me, you should remeber, but you dont. How do you say thanks to someone who saved your life? My dear friend it was back in 96' When you saved me. You could have not listened You could have not cared You may ask youself, Why? What did I do? You took the blade from me when all I wanted to do was die. You listened when I told you what thouse bastards did. You huged me close You didnt judge me You picked up on things that werent right. You stopped me You lifted me You saw what was destorying me You were there when, I had no one You stopped my pain You stopped my hurt. You made it to were I could leave. I guess this is how I say thanks: I thank you for listening, when everyone else didnt I thank you for caring, when everyone else didnt care I thank you for stopping the blade, my pain & my hurt I thank you for being there. You may not see yourself as a hero, but in my eyes you are, You dont have superpowers You cant leap tall buildings, You
Blog? What Kinda Word Is Blog?
01] I _____ charles. 02] charles is _____. 03] If I were alone in a room with charles, I would _____. 04] I think charles should _____. 05] charles needs _____. 06] I want to _____ charles 07] Someday charles will ___. 08] charles reminds me of _____. 09] Without charles _____. 10] My memories of charles are _____. 11] charles can be _____. 12] The Worst thing about charles is _____. 13] The best thing about charles is _____. 14] I am _____ with charles. 15] One thing i would like to know about charles is _____. 16] charles should go and _____. 17] charles _____ me.
Totally In Love And Loving It!!
Desire For I am the craving that touches the soul.The emotion that reaches within the pits of essence.For I am the strength of feeling that entices the heart.Smothers it,devours it,and hides it.I am your wish for eternity,yet,I speak not of it.You shall long for me, as if that was the only life that live.You will want me in a way you can't have.And when you close your eyes you dream of me.Yet,I do not come to you.The breeze in the trees.The sun upon the face.The rain upon the flesh,all signs of my existence.The burning of a candle,a dance in the forest,and the song in the heart,proves I am a vital flame.All that we are is because of me.An assemblage of magnitude that give you pleasure throughout eternity.For I am Desire.Long for me.Feel me.Crave me.But most of all need me.
Carlos Santana Best known the world over for the group that bears his name...Carlos Santana has been reinventing and reshaping the landscape of the known universe's musical culture for close to four decades. A visionary artist with no regards for genre boundaries, Carlos' fluid sound long ago laid claim to the concept of "world music" before the term ever surfaced on pop culture radar. Having evolved and expanded for over four decades, the "Carlos" sound could well be on its way to becoming interplanetary music. Born in Autlan de Navarro, Mexico—where there's now a street and public square in his name--to the son of a virtuoso Mariachi violinist, Carlos followed in his father's musical footsteps, taking up the violin at the age of five. It was when his family moved to Tijuana several years later, however, that Santana began his lifelong relationship with the instrument that would make him a musical icon–-the guitar. Early on he emulated his heroes–-John Lee Hooker, T. Bone Wa
T3h Go0dz
Other Writing
When I come to the end of the day and the sun has set for me I want no rites in gloom-filled And not with your head bowed low. Remember the love that we once shared.............. Miss me, but let me go. For this is a journey we all most go alone. It's all a part of the Maker's plan, A step on the road to home this writting was on her viewing card and if she was there in spirt, she would say that to us. Grandma i miss u and i always will until the time we meet in the Maker's home. LOve you Grandma i wrote this when i just heard the news of a person that i knew that died on Good Friday this year i hope that this person's memory will live on for ever Angels I know an angel that flew into my life. I know an angel that is a wife that protects it's heart. I know an angel that loves starts. I know an angel that cares for everyone. I know an angel that shines like the sun everytime it walks in the room. I know an angel that watches the flowers bloom.
My Work
Thought I would share what I do for a living. As always, I welcome any thoughts. Charles
From Jackson (our Movie Date)
Claire Colburn: Never met a Mitch I didn't like. Fun, full of life. Like... everyone wants to be a part of Mitch's club. Claire Colburn: So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. Drew Baylor: You know, there is nothing greater than deciding in your life that things maybe really are black and white! And this guy Ben, who clearly takes you for granted, who serially takes advantage of you, is bad! And what I'm saying is good! See what I mean? You shouldn't be the substitute for anybody. This guy should be right here, right now, doing this [kisses Claire] Drew Baylor: . Drew Baylor: Because we have a moment here, let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoiss
Fuk The Patriots
I am so glad the patriots lost.tom brady is a horseface that has an ass for a chin. bill bellichick is a no good cocksuking poor loser. fukin asshole didnt even stay til the end of the game. what a sore fukin loser!! for all u patriots fan AHAHAHAHAHAH FUK YOU!!! now maybe tom will stop bein a deadbeat dad n take care of his kid!! MY KID WOULD OF BEEN AT THE SUPERBOWL!!!! so when all u pats fans are done cryin let me know n ill make fun of u sum more!!!! like the saying goes ...... CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!!! 18-1 ONLY 18-1 TEAM TO NOT WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!
The Wait Is Still On
Ocean Lady
There is a lady who lives by the ocean, She loves it there but the connection is so much more, from the breeze to the waves she feels every motion. Having her toes in the soft warm sand is something she always did adore. She feels the animals of the sea and holds them as her own, She hears playing on the beach and creates sights for people to see, She keeps them al safe like children in her home, ensuring that there is no better place to be. She moves with this place, the people and the animals as they move with her they twist turn, ebb, and flow together. They share this bond bound by an unbreakable tether, It has always been this way and will go on until the end of forever.
Poem 3
Yea, so the past has come out again Why is it I can't get rid of it? All I want is to live my life in peace Yet once again, the depression sinks deep If I could go through life without feelings I would do so in a heartbeat But always I must feel Always have this pain in my chest Like I am under water and can't find the surface Choking on the scream that wants to get out My heart pounds in my ears The blood pours out my veins Yes, I have cut myself again I can't live anymore, not here Watching as the blood pools around me Maybe I'm hallucinating, is that you mom? No, I've heard people see things My fingers play with the wounds Oh, there goes some more fresh blood Joining with its friend on the floor My vision is fading now, getting dark I think I'll just go to sleep A few hours should do me some good I remember the past, and it scares me
Survey Says
100 questions 1. What time do you get up in the mornings? 5 am on days and 5 pm on nights 2. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yepper depper 3. How do you take your coffee? I dont drink taste like beaver piss 5. Do you eat breakfast? Sometimes 7. Do you prefer sleeping alone? a loner by nature. I do alot of stuff alone and love it. I make myself laugh, so im cool. 8. Do you smoke cigarettes? negative 9. Have you ever burnt your hair? not fucking micheal jackson 10. Do you sleep with a pillow? Yes 11. What were your habits as a child? i have a slight ocd problem with some things..haha 12. Do you want kids? dont want anymore..gonna go get snipped really soon 13. Are you an only child? hell no..1 sis and 5 bros 14. Do you like road trips? i love em.. 15. Who are your 6 best friends? not sure 16. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? i have 17. Do you eat leftovers? Yes 18. Do you prefer being s
Just A Reminder
On Valentines Day when you feel like things are astray, Just think of it as your heart has gone to a love buffet. Its not about being single or being taken, Its about being embraced by your friends and letting your heart be shaken. Remember the laughter and the fun that you share, Today should not out shine the rest or even compare. Its a day to be silly and fun loving too, Its a day that you hear a lot of I love yous. So try not to hate it as much as you can, And maybe you will even find that woman or man. Its all in perspective as you well know, so pick yourself up and bask in the glow. Today will be gone soon and Cupid as well Then to think there are 364 days left to make sure you embrace your friends for a spell. Today just reminds us that it doesn't take that long to show that you care, For the person you think of might not be aware. For I wish you a sweet day and hope that your embraced by true friends that adore you, For this you should never ignore and who kno
Ok folks, i don't know how many of you actually pay attention to blogs, but i am fixing to find out. Back in the middle of November my wife (which is manic and bi-polar) moved out with all her stuff in tow to our other home and told me she wanted a divorce. A divorce which was long over due and i am giving that to her and all the sudden out of the clear blue she decides to contest it. I am a disabled veteran, a little info on that i have 6 disks in my lower lumbar that are either gone, going, or trying to go. Along with that the main trunk nerve going out of my spinal column on the left side is 50% severed so i am lucky to be walking. On top of all of it, with my last check up with the VA i now have Type II hypertension, and they suspect an enlarged heart as well. I have lived a hard life. Have lived a rough life, but i would not change any of it including my time in the service. What i would appreciate are your thoughts every once in a while if you are not religious, and
Lazaro Tax
Playing With Girls
He said tell her to take it like you. So I made her. She said her ass hurt bad the next day. He said I looked beautiful licking her ass. She tasted so sweet. He watched as my mouth devoured her. She bit my nipples and he smiled at the pain I can take. He watched as we were joined by his favorite toy. I disciplined her like only a Mistress could. He loved when we kissed after tasting each other. I love that I own her like he owns me. She's mine. I'm his. I do what ever he wants me to do. I'm his dirty girl slave. I'm his prettiest one. None are as disciplined as me or as beautiful. I do my job. I don't complain or question. I loved her so he could see. I loved her like he loves me. With my pain I show him my love. When I made her pretty big white ass red with my hands she knew my love for her as he knows my love for him. I'm his pretties slave. He is my One, My Master, My Heart. I loved her for me but I loved her for him as well. He loves when I play with girls. More Time....
Its An Untitled Poem
I sit here in total darkness waiting waiting for the light to shin in and show me the way. I sit here now in the light wondering which road I should take. I know which one but do I want that just yet? I am strong, I am willed, and I am who I am. I can make this my trip of a lifetime. 'Cuz a lifetime is what I have to learn everything. The worse lesson in life is Love It hurts, its burns, it cares, it shares, but for most it kills. I will not let it become that. I will be strong and move on. I miss him more than I ever imagined I would. Sadness, confusion, hurt, and pain all set in.. I wonder if he thinks of me or has he really" completely moved on? Hes looking so happy and free, it was me who helped that along. We talked about our past we talked about bad times. I was there for him when he needed I was strong for him 'cuz he needed me to be I was his shoulder to cry on. I was the person he talked to when he wanted. I was there for him whe
Wtf Do U Have To Do Too Show Someone That U Miss Them?
how are u supposed to feel when ur girlfriend of 8months (mind u buyin a house together) comes home from work and asks u that she needs some space and asks u too leave for a couple days so she can get her "head" right....fine i did that ...3 weeks later im still not back in her life...shes tells me she misses me and loves me but is still not sure if she wants me to come back home...I have been completely miserable and lonely with out her and have spent these days killin my self tryin to figure how to fix this...any answers? ya know when u stay up for like 3days...then get drunk...not a real good idea...u end doing stupid shit and hurtin waaaaaay too many ppl includin the ones u love fo those who might read this im sorry for what ive done or not done...and for things ive said or not said...... im sorry To whom it may concern: I dont know why im writing this nor will i ever...been a long time since ive felt like this and it friggin sucks.But for the first time in a lon
About Me
I finally have somethin in my about me section. 99.99% of it is true!! So if you feel like reading, or you actually might give a shit, just thought i'd let ya know!! Also, i posted some pics of my son.... my sexy pics are gettin more attention then his and he's like waay more beautiful than me... am i gonna have to remove mine to draw attention to his!?!?...
From The Heart
Friends And Fans
Deep Thought
I Love My Friends!!!
Well I just want to start out by saying that I feel like a very lucky person for having the wonderful friends that I do have. Ive been gone for a couple months and I missed everyone ALOT. There are 3 very special people who made my welcome back so very special. Thank you shell, lilbamagirl, and hot momma! They had me crying (happy tears of course) So again thank you for such a warm welcome back!!! You all have no idea what it means to me to know that I have each and every one of you in my life!!! I love you all!
Updating Everyone
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Feel Unappreciated
Hey, the past few days have been...well for lack of a better word, Interesting, it's amazing how childish and low some people will act when things don't go their way... I've done a lot of thinking on things. To the point where i sat here last night for a few hours debating on whether to shut my page down and not tell anyone... I'm still debating a few things none of which i'll go into detail because i'm not really the type of person to ask for help or ask someone to be there for me. It's been a hectic i guess for lack of a better term emotional past few days, in REAL life not just on here believe it or not i do survive and talk with others outside of fubar lol. If things go the way i would like with my interests on the side away from work i hope to have a huge announcement in the coming weeks... Anyway thanks for takin the time to read this i know it wasn't the best but it's my blog so... so now i know why people's.....theraputic in a way...oh and as
Mirror Mask
Fake Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit. Good call. Fake My smile when you ask, “What’s wrong?” My calm reassurance that “I’m just tired.” Yeah, tired of this. Fake My confident stride and care about school. You think that I’m perfect. Why can’t you see through this Mirror Mask? A one-way mask showing what you want to see. Fake My scoffs about self-mutilation. You don’t see the truth on me. The still bleeding-scabbing cuts The only way that I can feel real. Fake My sardonic teasing of your childishness. It is only to hide my wish that I could be me, Or someone else. Not this Fake I change my actions and thoughts around you. It makes others say, “What a nice girl.” Well I have news for you, all of you. It is FaKe I am not well. I need help but you can’t see through My cracking façade. Well, I’m done being Fake A mannequin that fits your will, But now that I hav
Here's To All Those Girls Who Used To Be His Number One.
In Time
I can hear what you're thinkin' All your doubts and fears And if you look in my eyes in time you'll find, The reason I'm here And in time all things shall pass away In time you may come back someday. To live once more To die once more But in time your time will be no more You know your days are numbered Count 'em one by one Like notches in the handle of an outlaw's gun You can outrun the devil if you try But you will never outrun the hands of time In time there'll surely come a day In time all things shall pass away In time you may come back some say To live once more To die once more But in time your time will be no more I can hear what you're thinkin' Thank you mark collie
Stuff I Find Funny
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerel
People Can Me So Retarded...
Sappy Love Stuff
Love For A Woman
Love for a woman Comes in so many ways It is always so specail When shared between two It can come on so strong an yet be so true When ones soul can meet with anothers There is nothing that can be so specail It can take one look Or even a thousand words But when it hits so fierce an feels so right there can never be another to replace it from that first night when you met thru the tought of your first kiss the memories of your first touch when you place her hands in yours through the sparks that can come together in your mind from that first romantic evening an to beable to hold her in your arms forever
Crazy Stuff.... Lol
I Am Going To Be Going Back To Work
just wanted to let everyone know that i am going to be going back to work here shortly ,so i won't be on during the day .it will probably be next week sometime but i am not sure yet .i will let everyone know through a blog :D.i am going to miss everyone severely ,cause i am probably not going to be on that much period ,but we will see how things go .well just wanted to give you all the heads up on what's going on in my life right now ,oh and i almost forgot to tell everybody ,my wife and i finally got a place of our own :D.

Uh Oh
She left us in a heartbeat I was so sad,I couldn't speak I thought about all the time we spent But to keep from crying I thought about where she went An angel came down that heaven sent And up to live with God my grandma went She is in a better place now Living a better life And she would want me to move on with my life But it is so hard I miss her so much I'll never forget How my life she touched Listen close as we wait for a sound to go It's true, we are we are destined to fail [x2] And there's a problem here with our society The absence of my tears is my sobriety I have a growing fear and you're only helping me Am I the only one who realizes it's true? Beat but I'm not broken Got me through way around Leave with your words spoken Show me how to listen You're persecuting me, showing hypocrisy I have a remedy for your insecurity It's all the same, sadly Nobody works for free Am I the only one who realizes it's true Beat but I'm no
On Haitus
Thank You From Ashwee
Heyyy Everyone!...I Just Wanted To Do This Thank You Bulletin For The Shadow Levellers & Everyone Who Helped Me. They Found Out I Was Only 129k From Level 26 And They Got Together Reposted TONS Of Bulletins And Worked Their Butts Off To Get Me There!...Thank You SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Much. Ya'll Are Great!! xoxoxoxox -AsH.WeeE (I didn't wanna name names only because i'd feel bad if i missed some ppl) Bulletin By: ღAsH.WeeE™.[[.Mgr@Forbidden.]]. ♥SmokeyBeaЯs.R/L.Wifey♥ (repost of original by 'ღAsH.WeeE™.[[.Mgr@Forbidden.]]. ♥SmokeyBeaЯs.R/L.Wifey♥' on '2008-03-29 15:32:53')
Aways Wear Sunscreen
"Always Wear Your Sun Screen" If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing.
I Ask You All To Do It
you all will Know why Im asking this in do time Please Show Him Love Love Me Or Hate Me I'M still YOUR OBESSION@ fubar
Read This!!!!
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL." -- Lynn Lavner "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Child Care Provider
I am a child care provider and I watch my girlfriends two girls. It's a great job get paid by the state, get laid every night by my girlfriend YEA!!!!! Anyways I want to have a weekend away from everyone and I told her this is my weekend I'm going fishing now I can see if she gets called into work but that never happens they give her 24hr so I know. But this job isn't that bad I love kids and always thought about opening my own daycare center and now I think I really am going to do that. Hell more money for me. well what ever yall think about it comment me and ill check it out thanks for reading this BLOG...... ROSCO
Awesome Messages To The People
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. H
Now you've got something to die for. Infidel, Imperial Lust for blood, a blind crusade Apocalyptic, we count the days. Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar tree Flags for coffins on the screen, oil for the machine Army of the liberation, gunpoint indoctrination The fires of sedition Fulfill the prophecy. Now you've got something to die for. Send the children to the fire, sons and daughters stack the pyre Stoke the flame of the empire, live to lie another day. Face of hypocrisy, raping democracy Apocalyptic, we count the days. We'll never get out of this hole until we've dug our own grave And drug the rest down with us, the burning home of the brave Burn. Now you've got something to die for. You can't expect to see him and survive You'll swallow his tongue of thorns His mouth, dripping with flies In his glorious kingdom of fire But I believe he wept I will make them all lie down Down where hope lies dying With lust, you're kicking mankind to d
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Stabbing Westward Lyrics
Lost in a world of doubt and insecurity Nothing that you hold sacred, nothing you believe Your life is a contradiction While you thrive on manipulation I fight to just hold on to what I believe I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you You've treated me like I'm a worthless piece of shit You think you're in control but you make me sick I want to watch you suffer The way that you've made me suffer I want to fuck up everything you've ever loved I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become the thing I hate I won't become you There are times when I'm just a shell When I do not feel anything for anyone All I feel is hollow and bruised Used up and misused Forced to be someone I
How To Pick Up Women Without Getting A Hernia
Wet Pussy
How To Be Popular...
“Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain, and the hardest thing to hold.” -Will Rogers Popular people… Never: 1. Show off their looks, talents, or possessions. 2. Allow others to get “fresh” with them. 3. Gossip or say spiteful things about others. 4. Tease or mock other people. POPULAR: adj. Widely liked or appreciated; liked by acquaintances; sought after for company. Popularity. We all want it. Why? Because being popular means being liked. Everyone wants to be liked. Sadly, however, not all of us are. What do popular people have in common that makes them all so popular? They all have: A friendly way about them. An eagerness to pitch in and help get the job done. An interest in everything that goes on at work in life. A look that's fresh and neat. These aren't traits popular people were born with. They've cultivated the characteristics that make them so popular… …and you can, too, by following the tips that I will gi
Some Funny Stuff
Something EVERYONE should think about To Kill an American You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Cuban, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan or any other. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afg
In A Blink Of A Eye
In a blink of a eye Over the years i have lost alot People i care about in a blink in of a eye. So I have learn to love and be kind to all . To pick your fights and always tell people you love them even if you are mad at them . Cause you never know when there blinks is up Hug the ones you care about to lets them know u do . Hug people who just need a hug you never know when you might save a life. Be kind to people even if they have not been so kind to you they says its takes less time to make a enemy then a friend. So i want you all to know before my blink is up i love you all and care for you all and hug to you all.
Women Drivers
New Chapter In My Life
Good morning. This Sunday, I leave for Florida. I am ripping up almost 38 years of roots here in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame city to open the next chapter of my life. I am open to and accept change...and I have been ready for a fresh start for a while now. I do not have any family here in the area anymore, just my children (they are not excluded here)...but most of my support system is south. If I was in a financially stable position, I would take them with me....but right now, I am not and in the court's eyes...I cannot do that yet (Sucks to be a non-custodial parent sometimes). If I knew that my children were being well taken care of, then I would not worry...but their dad seems to have no interest in them, except for greed. I have told my kids that I love them dearly, and this is hard for well as them. Today, I finish sorting and packing (the remains of a life from the past 16 years) and then I will be done! (I hate at times) I will see my children sometime
What's Goin On In My Life!
As some of you may now about 3 weeks ago I took 3 home pregnancy tests and they all came back positive. So, I figured I should call my OBGYN and make an appointment. I went to the doctor on Friday (May 2,2008). They did an Ultrasound and as of today I am 6 weeks and 6 days. The baby is about as big as my 2 year old's pinky is The morning sickness has already started :[...and it's SUCKS! Peppermint tea has become a staple part of my I do have the picture from the ultrasound and I'll try to get it up sometime this week. When we told Dave's son he said he wanted a baby brother so that his baby brother can hold his video games. He was lookin at the ultrasound picture and pointed to the amniotic sac ( it shows up as a black spot on the ultrasound..for those of you that dont know) and asked me what it was. I was quiet, trying to figure out how to explain what an amniotic sac is to a 5 year old. Before I could say anything he blurted out " Is that it's house?"...
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1. To enter you have to send a private message to the homepage to notify us you would like to join 2. Add/rate/fan all members. Private message when you are finished and add our name to yours. 3. We will not stand any drama!! if you have a problem come to the homepage or Perpetual Bliss and it will be taken care of 4. You must have a verified salute photo to enter. 5. You must check in when every you can to see what we are doing. you will be able to see by checking the blogs. 6. If you do not stay active you will be deleted unless you notify us before hand. 7.We are not Bombers So Dont Ask. 8.When you are close to leveling and need help send a private message to the home page and let us know we will get you posted asap Thanks to Our Loyal Members. I want to be one of the best leveling family out there so try your best thats all i ask PERPETUAL BLISS~FOUNDER OF PRYMETYME LEVELERS~HEAD SECURITY @ ACES UP~TIGGY'S FU WIFEY~MEMBER OF THE DOWNTOWN BOMBERS~@ fubar
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How Many Of These Do Ya' Remember?
Candy cigarettes Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers Newsreels before the movie P.F. Fliers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines Peashooters Howdy Dowdy Hi-Fi's 45 RPM records 78 RPM records! Green Stamps Metal ice cubes trays with levers Mimeograph paper Beanie and Cecil Roller-skate keys Cork pop guns Drive ins Studebakers Washtub wringers The Fuller Brush Man Reel-To-Reel tape recorders Tinkertoys Erector Sets The Fort Apache Play Set Lincoln Logs 15 cent McDonald hamburgers 5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that awful pink slab of bubblegum Penny candy 25 cent a gallon gasoline Jiffy Pop popcorn Do you remember a time when... Decisions were
Omg Only In Michigan
Ok Here's a Update ....Michigan Blow's I cant believe the bullshit that is allowed to go on in this State!!!!! 4 Those that know's whats going on with me im going totally insane and the justice system here is soooooooooo out of control they need to revolt and start over!!!! I love the fact they can charge people with anything they want and make u go thru hoops and there is nothing u can do to stop them cause it's all about revniew . Ino Use spell check al but hey im to nuts right now to care so sorry for the spelling hahaha .I want to thank Msdallas Champagne Det. Dot Angel Nuckin King of and celtic for at least keeping up with this profile while i deal with crap here!!! Peace 4 now al
once you been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or facts or habits about the end you choose at least 5 people..listing their name. don't forget to leave a comment with them,that says your it..then ask them to read your can't tag the person that tagged you... 1. I like a good red wine. 2. My favorite beer is Elephant. It is from Denmark. 3. I do not like sports on tv. 4. I quit smoking! (almost 3 months now) 5. I hate my job! 6. I play the lotto twice a week. (I hope to some day win lol) 7. I have one child. 8. I have 1 grandchild :O 9. I have 1 tattoo, and since my fathers death I am planning a second. 10. I am totally addicted to FUBAR. lol Painter Cindragon Bushlover Jeepman Jake the Snake
2008 June
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Want to own your own Leveler or Bomber for a month? Stop by and check them all out and put a bid in to own them for a month. Check out what each has to offer. Auction ends June 15th at 12:00 p.m. est. At this point out we will not be accepting anymore entries. Good Luck to all and Happy Bidding. Here is the breakdown for Fu Bucks as per cash bid. Here are the auction participants
Depression breaks lives apart. It hurts the person who´s depressed. And it is also paintful for the people who love them,. You see, depression isn`t all in your head. It is a real illness with a real causes. But the good news is that it can be treated. Some people think you can just will yourself out of a depression. That`s not true. When you`re clinically depressed, one thing that can happen is the level of serotonin ( a chemical in your body) may drop. So you may have trouble sleeping. Feel you unusually sad or irritable. Find it hard to concentrate. Lose your appetite. Lack energy, or have trouble feeling pleasure. These are some of the symptoms that can point to depression- especially if they last for more than a couple of weeks and if normal, everyday life feels like too much to handle.!!!!
A Different Life
In my empty heart only one is known. One who loves, one who knows the one I love, Those who love me, say they do, show something different everytime they do... So what do I do as I sit alone and ponder true love? But love those that love me! You say you do, you show you don't, what do I believe now and today? That you love me ot not and that your here to stay? Show me through actions not through words... then and only then will true love be heard! Robert Frank Piazza Jr. A poem I wrote out of despair and remorse... The Way Out The Pain Inside is from all around, I cause it to all and make them frown Revenge is sweet, Death is Bitter yet the only way out is to be a quitter! Life is short to see it go. Watch it count down to the end of the show, even though no one knows when the end will come, I know it will for what I have done. Revenge is sweet, Death is bitter... Now I have to think should I be a Quitter? By Robert Frank Piazza Jr. Thank you Nikki I love you The auth
Feeling .
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Finster Baby
Clue Me In.will Ya?
While I was soaking in the tub tonight a few things come to mind that I would like to ask. Will you be embarrassed to answer them. I would like to break the myths.To know if it is true or false.So here are some questions I would like answered.Who is brave and who is not. 1.Do men like there women to be a lady in public and a whore in bed? 2.Do men like to fuck or make love most of the time? 3.Do men like there women to say what is on there mind or be little miss sweetheart and keep there opinions to themselve? 4.Do men really like to cuddle or are you blowing smoke up our ass? 5.Can a man really be a romantic at heart? 6.Do men really think about sex as often as they say? Will I get the truth or will I be told what you think I or anyone else would like to hear? Lets be honest okay.Put my mind at ease on these myths or are they truth?
Oh Nooooooooooah
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' Delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOODNESS SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
Friend Needs Help!!!
Ok first off i dont come on this fuckin site disrespecting a damn person if i disagree wit them or their way of life then i avoid them but when i get attacked for no reason what so ever it really pisses me off... im sure the stupid bitch wont never c this but i needa vent so im ventin.... i saw a chick bsically sayin u aint white u aint right well thats fine whatever thats her belief but the bitch took it far comin to rae a pic of my man (he is black) a 1 for the fact he IS BLACK now ive had my share of 1's an it dont bothe me that i get em whatever floats ur boat but to rate it a 1 cause heis black is juss fuckin wrong how the fuck u gonna hatea erson cause they came out another color im sure black people didnt ask to b black an asian didnt ask to b well yellow (LOL) or whatever color u r im ure u didnt ask God please make me black so i can piss off all the white power dicks of the world an the term "lil" isnt quite a wite term last time i thought but i mean i couldb wrong ~LOL~ then
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Burn a candle and in the pale dancing light Watch the flickering shadows of humanity As they hover on the edge of darkness. But the light of love that is inside your heart Can be brighter than the Sun, If you can only learn to use it right, The flame of love will burn on and on, Casting out the shadows, Driving back the dark, Sending out a beacon to the lost and lonely. Love can light up the Earth and bring warmth in Winter. Open your heart and let it through, Rejoice in the natural wonder and truth And the selfless emotion of love. © Terry Dobson 2003 Life changes, directions change, but good friends always remain. As time has changed and seasons have past We've developed a bond that will forever last.~Donna~ Magickal Garden!!!!!! If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Our music has been updated to handle 200 users! And we have 1000s of songs to request from! Come listen and chat! Click this link to
Excited Today
Well today is my grad ceremony...i am so excited!!!!! Then i got good news last night. My oldest son is coming to visit for 2 weeks, i haven't seen him for almost 2 yrs!! I am so excited to see him..i can't wait til Sunday..i get to go pick him up at the airport and things are going good right now, except for my computer..thats a whole other story! Anyway.....i have a lot of things to do b4 tonight, pick what clothes i am going to wear, clean the house up a little bit, finish laundry and that..i am just so i can't wait til Sunday. My kids are excited too,they can't wait to see their brother.......... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah I have no idea what this is all about, but what the hell!! I know this is random, but that's me!!
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Proud To Be White
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. .....And then there are just - Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman,' .....And that's OK. But when I call you Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink, .....You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Hispanic History Month. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Asian History Month. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi. You have Yom Hashoah. You have Kawanza. You have the NAACP. And you have BET.
Other Stuff
Only take what you need as forward you travel, Don't weigh yourself down with the woe of the past, Decide that your heart will have room to be happy, With space for good memories, ones that will last. Don't let past misfortunes stifle your dreaming, And stop you from reaching as high as you can, But use them as stepping stones to your life's purpose, The journey you started when your life began. Let the lessons you learn add depth to your living, Begin to reach out to all those passing by, A smile given lovingly could be a blessing, And help someone give something just one more try. Reach out through your own pain to someone in crisis, By touching a hand you are touching a heart, You might never know just how your intervention Enabled another to make a new start. So when someone says they can never repay you, For all you have said, or for all you have done, Just quietly say there's one way this can happen, Through sharing a blessing by pass
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July 20th
Eisbrecher Herz Steht Still lyrics Mein Fieber – deine Macht Süße Träume nicht erwacht Meine Strafe ist deine Pflicht Du drohst mit Schmerz Und ich mit Verzicht Endlos endet all meine Qual Aus dem Abgrund der Angst Ein letztes Signal Deine liebe – ich hab sie entweiht Es geht zu ende Endlich ist es soweit — Ich frag mich... Ist es das, was ich fühl Bin ich endlich am Ziel Ist es das, was ich will Und mein Herz steht still Und mein Herz steht still Mein Wille – dein Gericht Dunkeldüster das Gesicht Meine Lüge in deinem Blick Du kommst mit Leid Und ich nicht zurück Aus dem Dunkel Trifft mich der Strahl Aus der Wiege des Lichts Das letzte Signal Deine Tränen die Freunde Der Not – mit dem Vater Kommt leise der Tod — Ich frag mich... LISTED BELOW MY FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEOS: AUFGEFÜHRT UNTER MEINER LIEBLINGS MUSIK: ELENCATO SOTTO LA MIA MUSICA PREFERITA: ENUMERE AU DESSOUS DE MA MUSIQUE PREFEREE: Eisbrecher (GERMAN) Eisbrecher - Eis
Shadow Levelers Midgets
Putting Holes In Happiness
The sky was blonde like her It was a day to take the child Out back and shoot it. I could have buried all my dead Up in her cemetery head She had dirty word witchcraft I was in the deep end of her skin. Then, it seemed like a one car wreck But I knew it was a horrid tragedy. Ways to make the tiny satisfaction disappear. Blow out the candles On all my Frankensteins. At least my death wish will come true. You taste like Valentine's and We cry, You're like a birthday. I should have picked the photograph It lasted longer than you. Putting holes in happiness. We'll paint the future black If it needs a color. My death sentence is now a story Who'll be digging when you finally let me die? Romance of our assassination If you're Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde. But the grass is greener here and I can see all of your snakes. You wear your ruins well Please run away with me to hell. Blow out the candles On all my Frankenstein's. At least my death wish will come tru
The Lost Coven
We are the Lost Coven If you like good honest people then here you go!! We are the best on Fu.. I promise once you join the coven you have made friends for life.. Please remember if you join the coven there is no going back!!! So now it is up to you!! Do you sit and wonder what we are all about or do you walk threw the gates and into our world? The choice is yours!!! Blessed Be... CLICK THE PIC TO GO B4 THE COVEN..
New Pimpout!!!
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad. 3. Must add owner and main page to family. 4. Become member ouf our Lounge. 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9.Must be a member of the Squad for 2 weeks before
My Midget
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Darkness An Light
My sons and I go every year and walk through Beaver Creek on this day hoping to see the spirit of Esther Hale...We take pics and there are a lot of orbs in them...We like to go at dusk, there are literally thousands of ppl that come here to walk the park hoping to see any of the ghosts that are present in the park...If you'd like to read any of the stories that have happened in the park just click the link...I'll be posting pics of our journey... Esther Hale There is a bridge is Columbiana County where every August, the ghost of a bride-to-be waits, hoping to find someone who will stop and help her. But before deciding to hop in your car and rush out to the bridge, you might want to read a bit further and find out the story behind this ghostly bride. This story begins in August in the now-deserted town of Sprucevale. The year was 1837 and Esther Hale was preparing for her wedding. Esther spent most of that morning happily p
Helping Out!!!!!!
Not Talking
Love Me Dead
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My Talent
its the year 0 B.C. at midnight on halloween. in the castle lives a woman named nataliea ameialia. she is 5,8, blonde, 44DD breasts, and she loves the control of screaming men at the palm of her hand. in the distance there is a man named ivan recardo who ia riding a black horse named nitemare. ivan recardo is 6'9 6 pack, jet black hair, piercing blue eyes, and has muscles that other men want. ivan approches the gate of the castle, the gate opens. and there waits for him is nataliea. " who are you woman" ivan said as he reaches for him sword. " i am the keeper of this castle, and you are trespassing" nataliea said back at him in a scream. " you do not know who you are dealing with HUMAN" nataliea said sheading a small tear as she felt her fangs extend. " oh yes i do too VAMPYRE" ivan yelled back as he grabbed his sword of bladed pain. "NOW YOU WILL BECOME MY VICTIM FOR ALL ETURNITY" nataliea shouted as her eyes turned blood red. ivan grasped his sword as nataliea charged at him. he swip
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Auction Virgin!
Well there...never thought I would do it. But you know....sounds fun. Way to get to know few more people...someone to fu-spoil....and who knows what would be bid. Ok, so I am up for the adventure. My only fear...nightmare is what if nobody bids? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! Miss Crys says...that will not she smiles So...ok, here is the link to the auction page. I believe it runs until Wednesday Sept. 10th be kind peeps... xoxo ~heart Hi, New Auction that will end on October 2! I would love a bid that could help me raise my point level...trying hard to get to fuberlord!!! You can see this auction at: Depending on bids, I am willing to add more things to the list to please my new owner...xoxo ~heart Well....I was bid on! My new owner is away due to family emergency, and death in the family. If you have the time, please show him some luv. I have been in there rating like crazy fo
What's New?? Not A Damn Thing!
Originally posted on MyYearbook Blog January 3, 2008...and i think it was the last one i wrote...lmao!!! Well...I am sitting here at my computer on the third of January 2008 and have already missed a day on my Blog, have an overflowing inbox with half of the mail from 2007, have no idea where my battles are at...and that is just here at Yearbook!!! My house is a disaster and I have five kids all over the age of ten...My house should sparkle without me having to raise a finger...But apparently my kids feel that housework is beneath them...Wish riding in a car was because I spend most of my day playing taxi cab, as any good mother does...AS IF... I hope that all of my friends here don't think I am being purposely evasive...I am just overwhelmed at the moment...on top of the fact that I was here this afternoon and couldn't even get through because it said the server was overloaded... So I meandered over to mySpace and worked on my page there although I have never really liked it... I n
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There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the > Tickle Me Elmo toys. > The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. > > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she > reports for > her first day promptly at 8:00 AM > > The next day at 8:45 AM, there is a knock at the Personnel > Manager's door. > The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about > the new employee. > > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line > is backing up, > putting the entire production line behind schedule. > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for > himself, > so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get > there the line > is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all > over the factory floor, > and they're really beginning to pile up. > > At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains > of > Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric > and a hugh > bag of small marbles.
Title: Sorry By: Detox I can't make things like they were before I'm sorry that you want more Sorry that I'm not him Sorry for what could have been I'm sorry I can't make it right I'm sorry that I even tried Sorry for wasting your time Sorry you're wasting mine Sorry that we fell through And I'm sorry that I love you I'm sorry for all of these things I'm not really ready for this change I'm sorry you pushed me away And I'm sorry I did the same I'm sorry I can't make it better So to you this is my letter When it comes to love, we all get stuck So I'm sorry I fucked things up
Friends Of Natural Witch
For Those Who Care....
As some of you know, i've been away for 1 week and 2 days... No, i wasnt sick, nothing bad happened to me...i was just away for vacation. This blog is dedicated to the persons that while i was away left me a small message on my page or my email telling me they miss me or that they hope i will come back soon. I want to thank for the lovely statuses some special persons put for me when i left and while i was away ( you know who you are and i love you), i want to thank for the hearts, the drinks and the comments i got on my page, the worries and the happy welcoming, the re-rates..... they all ment u thought of me. As for those that didnt even realised i was missing or just came to my profile not even noticing i wasnt there or not doing anything....well maybe next time..if u care:P. So friends, i am back and..... Lets get the party started, right???? See U around!!!
My Life
I tend to have a lot of alone time these days. Sometimes my mind gets to wandering and I thought about a few songs I wanted to have played at my eulogy. Is that a bad thing? Here are the songs (possibly in this order): Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here Smashing Pumpkins - Soma Faith No More - Zombie Eaters Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise Chris Daughtry - Home Here are the meanings: The Pink Floyd song reminds me of my life sometimes. There are many days when I feel like I'm a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl year after year. Soma's chorus reminds me of how I feel sometimes. Even in a room of people extending everything I have... I still feel all by myself... as I've always felt. Zombie Eaters is basically a song for my mother who I never really felt wanted me in the first place. Mayonaise just reminds me of me. Home pretty much says it all. If I'm on my way out... I'm going back to where I came from. Sorry for the babble. Just thought I'd look to the blogs
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Haunted Places In Mississippi
Haunted Places In Mississippi Last Updated: June 2008 Baxterville - Myrtle Grove Cemetery - Occurrences of people walking through the cemetery when no one is there. Feelings of dread when you are in or outside of the cemetery at night. Strange occurrences at homes that surround the cemetery. Graves at the cemetary date back to the mid 1800's. Biloxi - Former Biloxi Regional Hospital - When an active hospital, dying patients would see young girls at the end of their beds. One time there was a sighting of a tall, white figure pass through the dispatcher area, which became extremely cold. Locked doors can be heard opening and slamming shut during the night. Biloxi - Keesler Air Force Base - 334th Training Squadron - The 334th training squadron has a haunted wing. A young airman hung himself during training in the wing. Now strange things happen in the wings surrounding that wing. The wing was closed for a year but then an overflow of students came and the wing was reopened. I
Real And Fake
In August of 2007, 35 year-old Monica (Sprague) Jorge went into the hospital to give birth to her baby girl, Sofia. After delivering that day by Cesarean section, she developed an infection. By the time the infection was diagnosed and Monica was transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital on August 12th, her body was being ravaged by Necrotizing Fasciitis. The devastating bacteria traveled through Monica’s body, destroying all the soft tissue and muscles of her abdominal wall and down past her upper thighs, destroying many of her internal organs. The fight to keep her alive left her in a deep coma. Surgeons at the Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston were able bring her back from the brink of death… but at a horrific cost. Monica awoke from the 3-week long coma only to learn she would be scheduled for amputation surgery. Sadly, all 4 of her limbs had to be amputated. The everlasting challenges from a transformation like this are hard to even imagine. Monica came home to care for
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My Poetry
Captured Reality copyright 1994 all rights reserved I am a solution that embodies the soul I float around and rob you of the thoughts you think Invisibly I make you fall and watch you drown Into the sorrow of your dreams I have taken your destiny I have captured your reality This is hell copyright 1994 all rights reserved Call the soldiers in To the graveyard within And behind these wire gates Lays a million men's fates To live is to die In this land of the lie Stolen in the night Was all that is right Pains of a child Born to be wild Mentally drifting From a chance of uplifting Military Artilary Put in a child's hands To wipe out lands No salvation For a lost generation Patience has been driven For the devil has risen Total intoxication Via satan's medication This is hell
My Little Auction
I am putting myself up for auction until 6:00PM Eastern Time today. For clicking the link below and placing your bid this is what you will win... 1. Added to my family for a month 2. Added to my top friends for a month 3. 200 pictures rated an 11. 4. Will keep you shitfaced for the week. 5. My YIM address so we can chat (and if Blast/VIP /Bling Pack offered I will make it NSFW). Below please find the link. Remember, place your bid soon cause bidding ends promptly at 6:00PM. Thanks.
Wide Vs Hoecake Finger Salutes!
Reality Shows
Since the first reality show "survivor" on tv there has been so many more new reality shows that I cannot keep track of whats showing anymore. What does these competitive reality shows teach us but to win at any cost if it means lying cheating or conniving. On the other hand you have the cast members who are there for the drama without which there is no fame nor interest cause thats what the viewers crave. Since there nothing positive about watching them I only watch these shows to see the sexy girls with tits and ass but hell even some of these gorgeous women are too damn psychotic. what do you think?
Wanna Own Me
Virgo - The Whore
The Unforgiven New blood joins this earth and quikly he's subdued through constant pain disgrace the young boy learns their rules with time the child draws in this whipping boy done wrong deprived of all his thoughts the young man struggles on and on he's known a vow unto his own that never from this day his will they'll take away what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never be never see won't see what might have been what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never free never me so I dub thee unforgiven they dedicate their lives to running all of his he tries to please them all this bitter man he is throughout his life the same he's battled constantly this fight he cannot win a tired man they see no longer cares the old man then prepares to die regretfully that old man here is me what I've felt what I've known never shined through in what I've shown never be never see won't
Hey Every1
Life Sucks
what can i say i think life sucks right now im 28 divorced onec married twice filing for divorce number two what can i say i have 2 beautiful baby boys and cant let my husbands unfaithful ways go unnoticed so he has lost his family guess i really am cold hearted like they say i can be lol
Auction Time Again :)
Diana is having an auction and I'm in it...If you'd like to own me for a month come check me out to see what I have to offer you...If you see someone else you'd rather own, go bid on them...While you're there, PLS rate fan and add her, she's an awesome lady and a great friend...Also, rate her auction folder while you're visiting her page, thank you...Now it's time to go take a peak at who is there...Click my pic and it'll take you there...
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A Song Of Trembling Sorrow
The eyes of darkness death's dual spies, their gaze alone will end our lives. The end is near, you must take heed. Death is here to act out its deed. The eyes of darkness search for me, I slip away so they don't see. I enshroud myself in the night, so one more hour I'll dwell to fight. The eyes of darkness fall on me, stricken with fear I call to thee, for my soul is what they beseech, Goddess please guard me from their reach. The eyes of darkness capture me, ail and doom for eternity. Athena to thee I implore, unite the Gods to win this war. The eyes of darkness renounce me, on wings of angels I did flee. Out of the fiery pits of hell, for one more day I live to tell. A song of trembling sorrow she bellows, the cries of a young lass as she wallows. Once a gentle maiden now in a craze, death surrounding her, she's out of her cage. Bedecked in bloodstains, she walks through the night, searching for the lover who betrayed their plight. He broke his pr
Life Is A Journey
I'm moving to Omaha Monday and then I'm going to upstate NY next Friday. After Christmas I'm going back to NY for good to go to school and be with my girlfriend. I'm so excited!!!!! I'll be on sooner or later. Talk to you guys later. I'm tired of all the lies. Tired of putting in all the effort and never seeing a damn thing in return. Do I look like a fool to you? Don't give me your excuses; I need results. I know what I am and what I have to offer. Don't mistake my kindness and gentle words as naivete or weakness. Don't play games with me. I've seen and heard most everything. That being said, if your only intentions are to try and make a fool of me, save it for someone else. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. Y
Facebook Hatchlings
Own Me!
Rayne is up for auction.Wouldn't you like to own him?Hurry to the auction and get your bids in!Click on the pic to make your bid. This bully brought to you by ✖ЯÅ¥ŇΣ✖︻┳テ=一*OWN ME* Repost for me please!
V Day
Moms Bday Card
One Step Below Transvestite!
Oh boy we all know a few like this on fubar a few dj,s a few whining sissy's and the list go's on and on and on lol
The Under 30 Crowd
Bright Eyes
Teresas Auction
I hung up the phone tonight, something happened for the first time, deep inside it was a rush, what a rush, Cause the possibility that you would ever feel the same away about me, it’s just too much, just too much Why do I keep running from the truth, all I ever think about is you You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized, and I just got to know Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that we can be, where this thing can go, Am I crazy or falling in love, is it real or just another crush Do you catch a breath, when I look at you, are you holding back, like the way I do, Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away Has it ever cross your mind when we’re hangin’, spending time girl, are we just friends, is there more, is there more, See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take, cause I believe that we can make this into something that will last, last forever, forever Do you ever think, when you’re all alone, all that w
Duct Tape
Own Me .. I Dare You !
~ * Sweet Serenity * ~ Queen of Hearts ~ @ fubar Sweet Serenity is putting herself up on the Auction block as well as Hosting Another contest !! What is she offering ?? ***** 3 SFW Salutes **** Pic Rates w/ 11's during HH *** Daily Gifts to keep you feeling Marry ! ** Daily Profile Comments * If you make it worth it .. :) I'll even make you 5 Custom Photos !! What is she giving away this time in the contest ?? A 25 Credit Bling Pack for the Holidays !! What do you need to get this Holiday Gift ?? 10,000 Pic Comments !! 25,000 fu-bucks to enter >> 10,000 fu-bucks will be returned at the end of the Contest !! Bonus reward for joining !! Folder will open as soon as there are enough entries and will stay open untill someone reaches 10,000 pic comments. Send me the fubucks along with the link to the pic that you want to use .. I will add you to my blog and send you a message the day before the auction opens. Holiday pics encouraged !! & SFW.
My Blogs
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me: Our goal: to understand protein folding, misfolding, and related diseases. What is protein foldi
My Sexy Fu Owners
My Regular Musings...
GIRLS VS GROWN WOMEN GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. GIRLS check you for not calling them. GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't. GIRLS try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. GROWN WOMEN know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down. GIRLS fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing. GROWN WOMEN say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out. GIRLS are afraid to be alone. GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth. GIRLS make you come. GROWN WOMEN make you come home. GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends! GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. GROWN
Babygirls Life
Looking into your eyes and falling in so deep your the guy i been dreaming of and seeing in my dreams. I look at you and reach out to grab and hold your hand as winds blow me down upon grains of sand I get up and see you still standing there with your hair blowing freely in the summer wind. I reach out pull you so close to me give you a kiss for all the worlds and heavens to forever see feeling heavens embrace by the very touch of your skin makes the rainbows forever shine on these cold autumn days the love you bestowed upon to me makes life feels so worth living truely to me inside. Your lips forever truely sealed with a endless kiss your skin forever sparkling in the summer sun as I gaze into your eyes and forever blown away the world in my eyes isn;t truely complete without you standing there next to me forever in this life forever for the rest of my eternity dwelling in the light of heaven waiting for you to appear to take my hand and walk across the endless shores of the ocean
I Dunno
i dunno what the fuck a blog is but i felt like saying that fubar and the dogghouse is the shit and i dunno wat i would do without it I just wanna say that frogbrat, babylove, luckydogg, oscar, and of course myself are the best group on fubar come check us out in the $$DOGGHOUSE$$ If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out!AND TUESDAY NIGHT AT 9PM EST TIME WE R HAVEING A CANDYCANE SUCKING CONTEST DONT MISS IT THEY WILL BE ON CAM 4 LADIES SUCKING THEM DOWN 150K TO THE WINNER!!! SEE YOU THERE!! Click this link to visit us in $$ THE DOGG HOUSE $$- {NSFW}-NOW HIRING APPLY WITHIN!!: -the management
Blacks Rock Candy Lol..
Gods Forsaken Featured Band: Wretch
For My Baby..ily
You've changed my life from a blink of the eye The feeling in this heart of mine I cannot deny You've made each day one I'll never forget Everything we go through I will never regret You are the gold I will treasure till the end You are my soul mate and my best friend You've done so much for me which I'm thankful for You will always mean the world to me and so much more You are my guardian angel sent from Heaven The best thing in my life - my sexy number eleven You are the meaning to the word love My heart agrees and so would any dove You have chased away every single fear You are my tissue that'll wipe away any tear You've given me life that I could live worthwhile Thank you for the laughs and every smile My days are a dream that has come true Every day is beautiful all thanks to you Now I have found what I've been looking for It's you heart and soul and nothing more You've showed me the world in such short time But we've got the rest of our lives - a wh
That Which Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Wanna Kill...
im just new here. so bored. can u chat me at my yahoo? ill be waitin! mMmwAhHhHhHh..
Country Song
You may think that I'm talking fulish,you heard that I'm wild and free,you may wounder how I can promise you how how this love I feel for you always will be, well you'r not time I'm just killing I'm no longer one of those guys, as sure as I live this love that I get is gonna be you'rs til the day that I die. Oh baby I'm gonna love you forever,forever and ever Amen. As long as old me sit and talk about the weather, as long as old women sit and talk about old men, If you wounder how long I'll be failtfull.... I'll be happy to tell you again. I'm gonna love you forever, forever and ever amen. They say time takes it's toll on a body, Makes the younger hair turn gray, but hunny I don't care I ain't in love with you'r hair... If it all fell out I'd love you anyway, time can play tricks on the memorey, Make people forget things they knew its easy to see I'f already forgot every women but you Darleing I'm gonna love you forever,forever and ever Amen. As long as old men sit and tal
Poem I Wrote
In spite of all my wrongs You stuck around You held on After all of my mistakes You still trusted me I'm the one you refused to hate Night after night I've dreamed of you Wondering if you even thought of me Wondering if you missed me that much too No matter how I tried Those feelings were still there It was the one thing I couldn't hide Your memory follows me everywhere Till this day You can still make me weak with a simple stare I've never even felt your touch But just thinking of it Makes me miss it so much You have this power over me That I've never experienced before Yet it makes me want you that much more One thing I know will never change Is my love for you No matter what I do It will always remain My mind is consumed with thoughts of you Your smile,your voice, your eyes You're like an Angel, too good to be true Thinking of you brings tears to my eyes And yet, it warms my heart at the same time There is no escaping you in dreams
Rocking The Fu
Leveling Help Needed
plz help level these family members are close to leveling plz help them out as much as possable. Bobby@ fubar
Now That I Finally Understand Things
I'm Sorry....
Fake It!!!
at all times he did all the giving and i did all the taking all i did was lie all he did was cry left him with nonsense reason yet with me,he kept holdin on despite all,he never left me with me he still long to be time passed,he stopped waiting for me to change and stop playing had no choice but to walk away eventhough his heart wants him to stay after that changed happened everywhere but i still did not care suddenly my world crashed apart something’s missing in my heart i saw how painful it was for him it made his world lonely and dim i know i terribly broke his heart and tore his life apart some things aren’t just meant to be and it took me too long before i see the love he was willing to give but in my world,never had the chance to live now i am down on my knees and i am begging him please though it’s too late,he’s already gone i’m asking forgiveness for all that i’ve done someday i know we will meet again this pain will come to an end if he’d be brave
Oh No
Thoughts And Feelings
I love the way you look at me, your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, and the way you show you care. I love the way you say, "I love you", and they way your always there. I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, and glad that you are mine.
For Kendra Aka Last Of A Dying Breed
My Pet Peeve
I can't seem to get away from them no matter how hard I try one of these bitches always walks by See me I dislike a variation of niggas I can't stand PRETTY ass niggas the ones that spend more time in the mirror than a girl do you would think they want curls in their hair too You can say you dont know about them but you do you have conversations about them too Like the subpar sensitive ECLECTIC nigga that writes poetry spits about revolution but did nothing to support any movement UNLESS it is the movement inside of the woman's hips he creates the oohs and aahs for pretending to be a good guy but really a whore Bitches the ones that tell a woman what they want to hear just so they can feel the lower extremities of that woman drawing near Bitches Lying Niggas that always want ladies to have time for them but when role is revearsed they hanging out wit Craig and them you know the ones I call them Late Nite Do Me's the guys that call you on a weeknight after

All My Poetry Read If You Would Like :d
I have hide away in the darkness lurking in the shadows of how I long to show you the love no matter where we was I spent hours of countless hours on the phone making you laugh wishing to hold you in my arms and to get lost with in your eyes no one makes me more happier in life then you your my universe my world my life my one and only true soul mate that I would do anything for I will not hide in the shadows no longer if I lose you it is because I lost my world I want the world to see how happy you are I would love to have your hand in marriage I hope I will never lose you for if I lost you my world will crumble into a million pieces I would not expect no one to put it together but just let me sit and watch as people go by life it self will pass on bye with out I Love You Nocturnal Kitten and nothing will change that you are my heart and soul.... Will You Marry Me? To Top This All Off Here Is The Poem I Wrote Just For You!!!! Here I Am Yours To Take, Not Knowing What To Say,
Im In A Auction
Let's Party!!!
Do A Clean Up.......
Ok time for me to steam alil..... 1. i know we are all on different time if u shout at me and i don't answer it means im not please don't pm me and cuss me out...i try to answer everyone's shout. 2. my fam list.....if u'r on my family list and u'r not rating or commenting or shouting at me from time to time u will get deleted... Gifts ....i pass out random gifts daily i don't expect anything in return...its just to make u smile... and another thing my pix.....yes i have alot of naughty pix That doesn't mean i'm a slut or a whore...if u don't like my pix then by all means don't look at them...for the ones that does look at them i hope u enjoy them... i enjoy taking pix its one of my turn on's...and yes i'm a playful girl and my husband loves taking them... yes i am married and i got 5 children which i love dearly this site is just a place i like comming to and having alil fun while making new friends.... im sorry to write so much but i felt i need
Bartender,really Did It This Time
Wacky Salute Contest
Sailor Jerry's
My Fu Owner Check Her Out Wowee
They say the answer to that question is to make lemonade. I say the answer is..Throw the motherfuckers back!!! I am so tired of analogies..Metaphors..ect. I am tired of so much that is going on in my life that I always keep to myself. I am honestly just ready to blow! I mean where do I start? I know the begining is always good, but even the begining isnt good enough. Ever since I have moved here..all I get from anyone back home is.."Come home...we will welcome you with open arms!!" We all know it will never be "Open Arms!" We all know what would happen if I came home. Someone would open their mouth to the wrong person..and I would be someplace I dont need to be. Or even better yet...someone would start shit all over again and use me as a god damn scape goat for their pleasure. With that I am referring to that BS that went on a few years back on Yahoo 360 that I got blamed for. Either way...most know that you couldnt pay me enough to come home. But with what is going on around
I Got Taged!!!
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? crushed 2. Your significant other? zipped 3. Your hair? long 4. Your mother? bitch 5. Your father? DEAD 6. Your favorite thing? chaos 7. Your dream last night? outstanding 8. Your favorite drink? coffee 9. Your dream/goal? Valhalla 10. The room you're in? Not 11. Music? \,,/ 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? crypt 14. Where were you last night? stalking 15. What you're not? sane 16. Muffins? Blueberry 17. One of your wish list items? peace 18. Where you grew up? usa 19. The last thing you did? notta 20. What are you wearing? necklace 21. TV? FIXED 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? here 24. Your life? Complicated 25. Your mood?

Everone Shoud
Hospital Kidney
Im Up For Auction.who.wants To Own Me?
March 9 2009
Here An Saying For U All.
Magilla Gorilla
In My Most Nihilistic Moments
The concept of value is completely confounding. Are we expected to be altruistic for the sake of social matters? Do values exist or is morality just a social occurrence? Maybe values are dependent on each situation one finds themselves in. We like to think morality comes from God, Jesus, Allah, Mythra, Thor, whatever. Consider one that believes in a completly different manner, and yet is civil, rational, and good willed. People that get their values from a deity have no real values. Their moral code is totally dependent on the existence of some higher power. It scares me to think of how fragile most peoples values really are.
To All My Fubar Friends
My 1st Auction
Thoughts Of The Dark Poet
I made an dedication to all the soldiers fighting with and fighting for love... It is in my gallery, in the folder "My Art"... It is rather simple, but I like it that way, it is not supposed to be top notch art, simply just an dedication to those who work hard and fights for love Hope you enjoy it everyone It is not the first time I have had an entry with this name... But it is the last time for me to ever mention the brick again... To those that have no idea what I am talking about and about to call me a total wacko, well I might be but listen up...   Serenity, aka "Clothing Optional", a former friend of mine and the girl I used to be in love with, and I have grown apart... At the last entry I mentioned "The Poet and The Brick" I meant her and me, those entries have been removed but this one will stay... I had known Serenity for like 8 years or so I believe, been in love with her from day one and she knew it, since I told her and she did flirt with me... But as time went by,
Lets Help My Friend Level. He Will Return The Love!!
We'll today I went in to buy some smokes. yA YA i know I need to quit. My kids ( 14yr, 13yr,5yr) sat in the truck which I parked right infront of the door. I walked in and no one was in there and I got carded. I gave the lady my drivers license she read my birthdate out loud then looked over to the other lady ( who I knew) and she noded. The one lady had a funny look on her face like she couldn't believe my age. I got back in the truck and was thinking wtf. My kids started laughing and telling me the lady who looked at my license gave me a funny look like she couldn't believe my age. I looked at my son and said ahh so I guess I don't have any bags under my eyes today lol. He laughed and said nope. It's been a while since I've been carded just kinda shocked me. It did make me feel alittle better though since Im turning 31 in May.
Spring Break Bombs & Auto!
Puppet 2
Two Great People
Giving Up Your Control
Being submissive in bed can be highly erotic. When you actively surrender to your partner, sex becomes sensational. You're at the mercy of your man's touch " and not knowing what's next can make sex more intense and exciting. Your arousal is heightened when you give up all the control " especially if you've ever fantasized about being taken charge of in bed. Set the scene: Close your eyes and imagine being ravaged by your partner, a sexy stranger, anyone " just get lost in your own delicious fantasy. Then let your partner in on your secret. Of course, don't tell him if you've been fantasizing about someone else (that's for your own personal inspiration), but do tell him you want to be totally under his control. Believe me, he'll be thrilled with his new authority! You can lay down some ground rules if you'd like. Will you be tied up? Should he tease you? Think about what you want out of the experience and then let him take the wheel. Even better, let him surprise you right from the
What It Be Like
Nickelback 2
Live Life To The Fullest.....
Web Log
I'm Kinda New To Cali
Dancing Videos
Love An Life
Love Sucks
Horse Roundup
Rut Roh!! Dj Wild Is Fu~owned...check This Out!!!
My Auction! Cum Bid On Me!!
Fubar Stuff
Summer Time
R.i.p. Robert "bob" Francis Cervenka
I cant believe its been two years already i cant help it but i always get this way this time of year but what i can i say i miss the guy like crazy. He meant the world to me and still does. He pretty much helped raise me and no matter how bad i fucked up he never thought less of me and always managed to still believe in me no matter what. Still to this day i do alot of things in his memory especially music. This song reminds me of him so much and how much i miss him. Not to mention its one of my favorite bands..So check it out and maybe you will find the same meaning i do... "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" by Flogging Molly..I love you and miss you very much Grandpa..This ones for you "If I Ever Leave This World Alive" If I ever leave this world alive I'll thank for all the things you did in my life If I ever leave this world alive I'll come back down and sit beside your feet tonight Wherever I am you'll always be More than just a memory If I ever leave this world alive If I eve
Need A Name For My New Blues Band!
Some ideas ,thanks!!!!
Bombing..i Was Upset When I Did It.
You know for the butthurt people who are mad I didnt bomb can go fuck yourself first of all.Second,I only bombed about 15 people and didnt finish my bomb.I had a family crisis and my mom was very upset calling me crying and it was a little hard to deal with.So before you be a bitch to me  try reading a person's status.Im sitting their saying Im upset and not finishing my bomb and I continue to have people beg me to bomb them.I dont mind a friend asking.I dont mind but try not to be a such a point whore for 5 seconds to stop being a dickface to someone upset.I swear I find some winners on this site.I love points..We all do but being an asshole isnt going to get you far.Then in the mist of being upset and writing this blog I get a dumbass "friend" trying to guilt trip me into to showing him my nsfw pics.If I want to show someone I will.I understand your in iraq dude and I respect you for serving our country but telling me I dont support the troops because you cant see my tits i
Family And Such..
So as most have noticed I might be a tad bit eccentric lol.Today and yesterday Ive felt quite froggy.Don't really know why.Maybe it is the nice warm weather and good times I've had lately.This blog is super random but whatever Im bored lol.So Ive noticed some of these young pups on fubar can't read so good.No Im not going to fuck you in case I havent made that clear.Lately Ive had alot of stupid men trying to talk about my boyfriend.Well honey that won't get you far.He is my world..and you can probably out fuck you with his eyes closed.Trying to tell me you will buy me whatever I want don't get it either.I have a father with money and I get whatever I want from him.I don't need you.Nothing is more aggravating then a man thinking they can buy me.Im spoiled in real life and Im spoiled on the fu.I like it sorry if you don't.My real friend here know the real Alissa.Anyone else's approval isnt needed.The real Alissa is a bitch yes but a very loving and nice one lol.My family on fu is the fu
Get Both An Auto 11 And A Cherry Bomb In One Shot!!!!!!
I Love Females
My Life
This is the third time i've tried to post this. Okay everyone knows that summer is here, and if you've ever been to Memphis mosquitoes here are like b-52 bombers, I'm sure you're all wondering what this has to do with anything? Well if you took the time to read my profile or talk to me on a daily basis you would know that I am homeless and i was living under a bridge in a tent until about 48 hours ago. Here's what happened over the last two days. There had been other people staying down at my campspot but when the drinking started I was like meh whatever, but then the guy brings some chick that looks like shrek down there and for the past month i've gotten very little sleep due to them drinking and screwing and being loud at all times of the night and waking me up, well the other day it was like 110 out with the heat index. I went back to camp early cause I was tired, well for once the guy down there was sober which I like the guy when he isn't shitfaced and messing with me. anyways h
Most of the time I listen to the radio while I drive and a few of my local radio stations play really awesome songs. I came up with this idea to write down all the songs I listened to throughout the day. I started writing them down on a piece of paper then dl or copying to notepad once I was home. Right now, I need some work done to my computer. Instead of downloading thousands of songs then wiping them out{yaya I know*rollseyes*, no. really, I know}, I figured writing the songs online would be a great start and it gives me something to look forward to if I need a smile. That's all for now, I need to rest{not feeling well today}. There may be a list when I get back here. Yes, I did turn on the radio today already. Sadly, I only listened to one song before I got too dizzy and had to walk around. It was one of my George's so Im happy. Rebel Girl Every once in a while when I sing I like my voice a lot to the point that I give myself chills and all that My thinking is that my fufriends c
I Need An Executive Secretary To Organize Me. Any Suggestions?
My Pics
Delberta Bound
O...M...F...G...!!!!!!! Where do they find theys matches???
Fuego Poeticas
.. ... controversy  copy-writes political views, staggering poetic rights leaving verses to choose.. i'll be dead awake.. i'll be alive asleep.. the arts inspires masses whole, their shell be peace.. As i share the work of an artist, smoke pass flames I’m a mental crazed versed arsonist.. threw poetics  take you places mortality glares, best believe the son sets reigning  their.. two in the chamber means spirit within me, not a ghost it's soul residing in me.. you can't see it physically though sonically it  knows me, the  subconscious relics uniquely combining me.. past  the rough, and dammed life cursing us.. threw the market labels tarring trust.. flesh and bone removed from social lust.. I’ve been their.. I was their.. was all of me.. clarity and with art proceeds the greedy movements against we.. I desire well for them you and me.. inspiration saves blood from lands.. sprit and body, and the mind I command..
Survival Guide
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. With a heavy accent he says, 'Do you do Immigrant Style?' 'No,' she says. 'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.' 'No,' she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.'I pay you $300.' 'No,' she says. 'I pay you $400.'  'No,' she says. So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.' She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've  had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?' So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way. Finally, after a very active hour, they finish.Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting... But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'The illegal immigrant replies, 'You send bill to Government.' Survival Guide for
The Original!
The Zombie Squad - Want 2 Join? Here's What We Are About!
                               The Zombie Squad If you are reading this then you are either a member of The Zombie are intrigued about us or possibly interested in becoming a member in which case I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read this. So what is "The Zombie Squad" and how did it begin you may be asking yourself,so here is our history. The Zombie Squad was founded by myself,I've been a member of Fubar for a few years and while a lot of the new changes made to Fubar is fun and exciting a lot of what is happening "I feel" isn't so fun and exciting and I feel that because of some of these new things a LOT of people aren't getting the luv that they deserve. I also feel the MAJORITY of Fubar are ordinary everyday people,people who may not be blessed with overwhelming sex appeal,blessed with a body chiseled out of granite,people who don't have the capabilities of making really cool graphic pictures for people to generate intrest in their page and last but
Ugh Made Me Cry This Morning!!!
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Pain And Darkness
in the midst of loving deaththe warmth of such re'surring breaththe end it seemsthe only wayfor our two soulsforever stayin satan's romance; razor bladesblood's eternal - never fadeslike demon dreams of red romanceour souls now there:the killing dance ©DS 1975 Around, all around, the shadows gather.My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart.It mutilates me, and darkly mylife's blood dripsto the fallen despairing leaves.In my madness I call your namewhile Death's shadow surrounds me.Now alone, my love falls upon uncaring eyes.This is because of you©DS 1975 DON`T SAY A WORD DON`T STAY AWAKEREST FOR A WHILE, FOR A LIFESLEEP QUIET MY HEART, I DON`T NEED YOU NOWAND IT MAKES ME WANTWANT TO FALLDARKNESS CALLING, COME TO REAP ME FROM MY LOVEI DESIRE YOU, FOR ALL MY HEART I`VE COME TO THISI WANT YOU TO COME, COME FADE MY SUNCOME AS YOU WANT, TONIGHTBURN SLOW MY HEART, I WON`T WEEP YOU NOWAND IT MAKES ME WANTWANT TO DIESAY ONE MORE PRAYER TO FALL DESIRESAVE ONE MORE HEARTB
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This marks my return..from the many chains..and pains..given to me..holding me down..yes..ive drowned away my empty beer bottles..yet..i still this shallow reality..its been way to long..since ive been im back..gathering memories of lies..upon each and every life time..feeling so incomplete..but free..its like being born again..but without the skin..for each of my sins..i paid a no longer interested in love..thats beyound me..this is reality..and im only living it for me..i understand this thinking might lead me to being rather be alone..then living a lie..learn my lessons..gave it my all..and watched all fall..think i want to do that again?'d be smoking..something..if you thank me a lie..more shellshocked then this all a see what one can get out of another..if so..just dont count on me..when your alone..dont call my phone..i have better things to do..then to baby you..its your choice..not mine..i
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My baby cousin Natalie was diagnosed with Lukeimia last night at 11 pm. She will be 3 in December. I am asking everyone who reads this to please pray for her and her parents as they go through this hard time. She is just a baby. If you have kids u would ask the same thing if it was happening to your child, so please pray for Natalie... The tears fill my eyes and down like rain they fall. When was the last time I was truely happy, hmm, i dont recall. I stood at the edge of the ocean. Water as far as I could see. No one around to see what was happening to me. I walk out slowly, the waves crashing against me. The further I go the deeper it gets, and soon enough it is over my head. The last thing I recalled as the water filled my lungs, was the sight of u with her making love. As I start to lose conciousness, and drift off to die, a solitary tear falls from my eye. The I wake up, it was all a dream. And in my eye I catch a gleam. I see something glisten in the light so fair. Wondering if I
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Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colo

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