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Did You Know?
Ok Not sure if everyone knows how to do this but here is some info on how to share peoples profiles on Fubar... It is very easy to do... for whatever reason you may want to share someone.. whether it be because they helped you level and you want to show them some love, are good friends or whatever the case may be. Here is how you share a friends profile.... 1 Go to their profile. 2. Click on the link that says Share This... you can either share it with everyone or select the groups that you would like to share the profile with. This will send an email to everyone that you selected to come view your friends profile. As far as for linking goes... Some of you may or may not know how ppl post blogs with picture links in them.. well here is how you do it... 1. go to the profile you want to link to.... 2. Click on the "link to this profile" Copy and paste the link that shows up into your private Message, Blog or Comment. It will show up like this when it is se

Florida Gators
I JUST WANTED TO POST MY FIRST BLOG ABOUT THE FLORIDA GATORS. I JUST MOVED TO TALLADEGA, AL., BUT MY VIENS STILL BLEED BLUE AND ORANGE. I KNOW THE GATORS PLAY AUBURN THIS WEEKEND BUT I KNOW THE GATORS WILL WIN!! MEDIC848(MY BF) IS A DIE HARD AUBURN TIGER FAN, BUT HE KNOWS THAT THE GATORS WILL BE TOUGH TO BEAT AGAIN THIS YEAR. I LOVE YOU BABY BUT THE GATORS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Friends!
This is dedicated to all my friends on here that have always kept up and rated my pics on a continual basis, left comments and have helped me level up when I needed it!!!! Please everyone.. show them some love... They really deserve it!!!! I really Appreciate you guys... YOU ARE THE BEST! :) ~* BrOwN eYeD GuRl*~ *StEeLeRs GuRl 4EvEr*ItALiAn MaFiA pRiNcEsS*~@ fubar "SQUIRTER KAYLA RAYNES"@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar ~*Jaxfinest4ever*~*Fu-Hitched To The Amazing Panicmyself*~*Dirty South Crew*~@ fubar lilbellydancer101@ fubar ~SicilianChick~~Manager of EFXN Lounge~~Dirty South Crew~~*@ fubar SarcasticNanci@ fubar ~♥Miss TKT♥~@ fubar have a good weekend!!!!! Craig

Chapter 4
There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in

Tazer Story - Hliarious
I am reposting this story again because i feel I need to laugh and everyone else should enjoy it too. So tell your friends about this blog espcially if you feel they need to laugh. Now on to the story ---------------------------------------------------- The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunatel

Random
Come on guys see if you can get past level 4 I love a good puzzle... Get the code at www.winterrowd.com Things have been so crazy this week. I feel like I hardly have any time to keep up with everything. My house is trashed...havent done dishes all week...ugh...I guess I get to spend my day off cleaning house. Work is...well...work. Blah...I dont mean to be so boring...I'm just too tired to think right now. I'm obviously new to this and wanted to say thanks to all for the warm welcome. And Phil?? What did you get me into? j/k So far I like the site although I can't promise I'll always keep up with it.For those of you who would like to know more about me please feel free to ask. My interests are pretty broad. Could never list them all here. I would be typing all night. I'm always up for good conversation. I am in the process of getting divorced. Please no pity I'm really ok with it. Ummm as you've probably noticed I'm not the best blogger, but I try. It is nice to meet those of you

Amanda
This is a blog for Amanda. She's my best friend who has cancer. A place for those who are close, to show her love, support and many prayers. We all love you sweetie! Your strength and beauty is inspiring Passion exudes you with each breath Through the rain you radiate sunshine The pain doesn't stop your sheer will Tommorrow brings promise of neverending joy Happiness like you've never yet known Love will strike out the sickness and pain Nothing will bring down my sweet girl Love you Amanda, Chelle

In Between Worlds
The is a place that is called The Between Where you are neither in Pain or in Love But rather In Between the two. Within this place Neither Pain or Love exist All that is there is numbness bliss Not all know of this place Or can find it on their own Some need the help from others To be here is not painful or lovable but is simply numbness to all feelings Thus is why called the Between Here no one can hurt you Nor can they love you But here is where they accept you To be accepted for all and everything you are You need to find your place of Between Worlds. wrote 9/28/07

Putting The Important Things In Life Off Until Another Day
-------READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had

The Young Ones Quotes
NEIL: Oh..have we got a video? VYVIAN: The next person who says that..im gonna put their head through the window! NEIL: Vyvian..Have we got a video? VYVIAN: Right this way Neil... (window is ripped from wall and smashed down over neils head) If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door....I'd have five pounds sixty three" -Neil Moan, Moan Boring just because you do a little bit of house work -Rick

Poem Of Why
Why do I feel so lonely with so many around...Why does my heart ache for a love not yet found...Years I have searched and asked why...Hoping to find some answers before I die...Lessons I have learned along the path I have taken...Only to reach another crossroad with the forsaken...The more I have fallen, the stronger I have become...This in itself is very confusing for some...But with hope and desires set so high...You have to keep going to find the answers to WHY.

Different Worlds
Oh what sweet misery Is this World of Pain Why is everyone out to get me Why cant I just simply be me? When will the Pain stop? Why is there so much Heartache Cant I just die and end it all? My Heart is shattered to a Million pieces Why did you have to do this And to me of all people Cant you just accept me For who and what I am And love me even with my flaws No you have to Destroy me See all my flaws and faults See the things you dislike Thus I'm now in this Black World This world of Misery The place known as the World of Pain And all of this is because of you For you couldn't see past my flaws You didn't want to see the real me. wrote on 9/28/07 In the night sky I wish to fly free Away from everything but you Why cant you open you eyes And see that me and you Are meant to be forever and always? Why are we Cursed like so To be in such Love like this Yet never be together to touch? I hear you cry my name into the night Knowing that

New Stuff
you've looked, inside when I don't want to let you in. you've tried to move things into me, tried to reshape everything. and now my eyes are turning red. inside. I don't want to reshape just for you why am I forced to escape from you, and like a wolf I'll attack even if it's you I think I pull this room together well then i let you into me you change everything and inbetween........and I don't want to be a wolf. I'll bite. remember me in motion, remember the me you knew. I know you've seen me strike when i'm cornered. and all you had to do was listen. and i would never show my teeth. remember my smile remember my charm you tried to change, so bared my fangs but remember I don't want to be a wolf Dave Walther This is a message for you: I know that you think that no one knows how you feel, and that your all alone. And yes, I am speaking to you....directly to you. You are not alone, and there are people who care.....i care....if you

Dunno
I've been here on fubar for awhile now, and I am totally lost. It seems like a great way to meet people, but I haven't actually done that. I have people on my friends list, but I dont talk to them, there are some who dont respond even if I try. So I guess my question is, what is the use of befriending someone, if you dont actually want to talk to them. There is the obvious "fan,friend,and rate to see my NSFW pics" I've taken the bait, i'll admit that, and those type of profiles I never expect a response if I were to give one, they seem to be out there to get their points. That is fine with me, is their choice to do whatever they want to, and for the most part they are all very clear about their intentions. But what I dont understand is ratings, fanning, and friending. How do you know if someone actually wants to know more about you and thats why they've friended unless they say so. When I have nothing noted it leads me to believe its just about the points game. And the question at the

Female_vodo
www.fubar.com... TO ALL MY FU-FRIENDZ, HOPE ALL IS GOING WELL WITH YOU... I AM BUSEY WORKING ON GETTING ANOTHER PLACE, SO HAVE TO START PACKING AND ALL THAT GOOD SHIT...LOL... WELL I WILL TRY TO CHAT WITH THOSE WHO ARE ON LINE... STOP BYE TO CHAT WITH ME 2, TTYL ALL BCOMMENTED.COM... stopping in to say hello to you all..

My Friend Micheal Allen
Hey Friends and Fans! Just got the notification from ClearChannelMusic.com, That one of my songs has been accepted to air on their site! Please help move me up in the rankings by going to this link, (make sure you click on country on the right) and giving "No sex symbol" a play! www.clearchannelmusic.com/cc-common/artist_submission/all.html Currently I'm at #831, but only takes a few plays to move up from there. Many Thanks and God Bless! Michael Allen

Slowmotion
This blog is for my down time trials and feelings. I'll reserve this one for home activities And I'm even getting better at gaining memory within this computer system, boosted the RAM memory a little higher so now I won't be so Lagged in responses. This is beginning to be a great week.

Take 1.....
so i understand why people flock to the internet to meet mew people...its cheaper and easier than going to the local bar, less fear of rejection, etc, etc, etc. HOWEVER.... I think the people who are in relationships and get on the world-wide web in an attempt to be unfaithful or duplicitous ruin the whole experience for everyone. I've met some GREAT people that are really interesting, and been able to connect with them without sexual pressure, and that's a welcome relief, but then there are the cyber whores that are only about adds and rates, and showing parts and sides of themselves that we'd ALL be better off never seeing.... I know I have sexy pictures posted, but the ACTUAL nudity involved is minimal....tasteful, and meant to just portray my assets that I am proud of... the only people i actually add as friends are ones that have sent a message along with their request, and im learning to be really picky about that, too.... so thanks to all my friends, love to all my family,

To Whom It Pleases
I want to shelter you from your days toils, To be the one you come to when your body aches with passion and pain, I want to cure your aches and cravings, I want to smell your skin and taste your lips, See your smile reach your eyes and know I caused that sparkle, I want to hear your laughter wash over me, Taste your tears and be the one who keeps you warm at night, There will be times of inevitable sadness, don't be foolish to think otherwise, But i want to share it with you, I want to put you on a pedestal so the world may see you for the person you truely are, That is how I want you, As friend and lover, Companion and antagonist, Never the parted and always equal, That is how I want you.

Wings To Fly
How can I always lend a hand But ignore the cries within myself It brings me joy to bring you a smile But my emptiness still sits up on the shelf Inside my heart will always bleed But I will never let it be shown on my face Only the tear that falls down my cheek Will give you a glimpse, a shadow, a trace I suffocate when I try to breathe The chains you gave won't let my body go I have dreams, and needs, and wants My body is numb, I think maybe you should know I struggle with my demons each day You feed them while you slowly watch me die Please let me be and please set me free I want to smile as I look up at the sky I want the moon to brighten the night I want the clouds to pass me on by I want the stars to guide me to heaven And I want wings to life me and fly

Life's Ramblings
Well, I figured I'd try this site out, but there is so much going on at one time. I think I had 5 friend requests after 10 seconds of being on. It's friendly here, that's for sure. Thanks everyone for being so invited.

Are U Hawt?
Wanna know how hott you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!!

Cheaters
Well.. where to begin?? I have known this man for a 2 years and have been in a serious relationship for the past 1 1/2year, well come to find out i was the only one taking it seriously. things were great as usual,some call it the "honeymoon stage"...then things started going down with girls at work, "DRAMA"...This man and I worked together, and females wernt to fond of that, and then the He said She said games began...I didnt want to deal with it so I had to do something and it was to set these hating ass little girls straight. Come to find out In our 5th month of dating he had a room-mate..It was a fucking female, that i had never seen, nor heard about, nor have I seen any clues around the house, I MEAN ANY!!!! I right away broke up with him, I was shocked, hurt, He then wanted to at least explain why he couldnt tell me, i didnt want to hear it..then a couple weeks went by he begged some more, so i gave him the benifit of the doubt and listend to him...long story short we finally

Asshole And Bicthes
WELL SEE I HAVE THIS FRIND WHO JUST ASKED A SMIPLE FUCKING QUESTIONS BUT PEOPLE HAD TO BE SO RUDED ABOUT IT WELL SHES GOTHIC SO WHAT SHE WEARS ALOTTA MAKE UP SHE HAS TO IN ORDER FOR HER ASSHOLE HUSBAND TO EVEN TOOK AT HER AND WHEN HE DOES HE STILLS CALLS HER AN UGLY BITCH AND SAYD NOT ENOUGF MAKUP IN THE WORLD CAN HELP YOU SO ANYWAY SHE WAS ALWAYS GETTING COMPLAMENTS ON HER EYES SHE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THEM DAMB PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSES ON HERE AND RUDE SOI SHE CAME CRYING TO ME AND NOW IM PISSED OFF BECUASE OF ASSHOLE AND BITCHES LIKE YOU SHE NOT A WHORE SHE JUST A GIRL TRYING TO GET THE ATTEENTION OF THE MAN SHE MARRIED HE MADE HER THAT WAY SO WTF I JUST WANNA KNOW IS EVERYONE IN THE WROLD SO DAMB CURL OR IS IT JUST ME

We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h

Make Money With Gail
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How Did I Get Sooo Lucky???
Wow, ok so I have awesome friends, those at which I consider family now. Despite the crap I seem to keep going through day in and day out with my ex husband and so called friends and everything. But how did I manage to get such great friends. I have alot of great friends on fubar now....which is awesome. I have sooo many great friends in real life, and such great things going for me right now. There are things I want to pursue and at some point you all will know what those are, and there are things that I am not going to try for anymore. I am happy and content with how things are with my life right now. I have an amazing person that I talk to daily and could spend HOURS talking to about nothing and know that no matter what I say or do they arent leaving my side for anything. They WANT to be there and they are OK with how things are going in my life. They are willing to do whatever it takes to make sure I am happy, whether they are right next to me or they are thousands of miles away. T

My Disability
I got this from Brad's blog, we both have Spina Bifida. BRAD - ©REAL MEN WEAR PINK ™® I.A.R member@ fubar What is Spina Bifida? Spina bifida (SB) is a neural tube defect (a disorder involving incomplete development of the brain, spinal cord, and/or their protective coverings) caused by the failure of the fetus's spine to close properly during the first month of pregnancy. Infants born with SB sometimes have an open lesion on their spine where significant damage to the nerves and spinal cord has occurred. Although the spinal opening can be surgically repaired shortly after birth, the nerve damage is permanent, resulting in varying degrees of paralysis of the lower limbs. Even when there is no lesion present there may be improperly formed or missing vertebrae and accompanying nerve damage. In addition to physical and mobility difficulties, most individuals have some form of learning disability. The three most common types of SB are: myelomeningocele, the severest form, i

Ainsley's New Album 'road To Infinity' Now Available Online.
TO BUY MY CD "ROAD TO INFINITY' MANY NEW GREAT SONGS. VISIT MYSPACE AND BUY FROM THERE. THANKS. www.myspace.com/ainsleyds BUY IT AND ENJOY TODAY!!!

Come Joinnnnnnn Meeeeeeeee
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=204335&albumid=390134&i=1788162813 Come see me at the oasis and have a lil fun :D:D:D:D:D Come join me and the family in the brand NEW lounge come hear the greatest tunes and my fine ass as a stripper like i said you know you wanna http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50069 http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=204335&albumid=390134&i=3048299996

Wtf
"Black Friday" aka day after Thanksgiving. JCPenney opens at 4AM this year. I hope I get 1st shift so I can i get the fuck out of there before noon. They use to open at 5 or 5:30 but this year its 4am. I know a few years down the road they will open at midnight & I hope that im not there to deal with it. Let me tell you if I wasnt working that morning I sure as hell wouldnt be with everyone else. I would still be in bed sleeping. I hate this time of year, I wish I could just skip it all & get into the new year.

Jokes
A woman, fair of face and long of leg is standing on the G.W. Bridge preparing to jump. "Life is no good to me!", she thinks and steels herself for the rush of air as she plummets to her doom. Just then, a merchant-marine shows up, screeches to a halt and hops out of his car. "What are you doing?", he asks. She responds by saying, "Life is awful - I'm going to end it all!" With a look of sincerest pity, the marine says, "Listen, don't jump. I'm about to be shipped out to the Mediterranean. Why don't you come along with me. I'll stow you away on the ship, and when we get to the other side of the ocean, I'll give you a little money to get started - you can start a whole new life! All I ask in return is gratuitous sex on the trip over." The woman considers this, thinking "A new life! - for a little sex?" Not only would she get a new life out of the deal, but the marine IS kinda handsome - sex won't be so bad at all. "OK", she agreed. And with that, the marine took her

David Blond
hello im david im new here just joind and seeking how is on line here looking to make some new friends just moved to johnson city tenn from pittsfield mass area looking to get the know the area and making some cool friends

Just Dave
Hya All, the 1 October, I will go to the concert of the police (sting and company) to Torino, in the North Italia, and therefore for me will not be possible to connect on the net for at least 3 days. The concert will be the 2 October evening, but i need to drive for 800 miles because I live in the South Italy, and it is mean that i will sleep there someday. If anyone of you is going at the concert, please let me know, would be nice to meet someone from fubar. let me find your luv at my return, it will be really apprecciate :-) see ya all

Immmm Backkk
Their is an idiot on here named Nikki This is a guy and an an ugly fugly impersonation of a female.... What a level to stoop to who is he foolin? Would the new primary pic be clear enough for a salute with a salute added to it?

Meeting New Friends
this is a pretty cool site a little different but cool i like the premise. ive noticed most people are on myspace too. too bad myspace is a relic there a couple of other sites out there that are just getting started that show a lot of potential. ill be reccomending fubar on them and Ithought you might want to know about them so here are the links just type or paste into your browser and check them out. http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r75465 and http://www.uvme.biz/313297js they are both free to join and will pay you to do things you do on myspace for free so visit today and see who you can meet

"creep"
Johnny Depp Clips - "Creep" (Radiohead) Ahhhh - Just listen.... When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special You're so fucking special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice when I'm not around You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here She's running out again She's running out She runs runs runs Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fucking special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

For My Fubar Friends And Family
LIBERATED SPICE Put a little SPICE in your life!!! Liberated Spice is in a giveaway for a Happy Hour and needs help, rate the pic above and drop a few comments!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar She did it!!!! Please show Liberated Spice some REAL Fubar and Club United LOVE. She worked so hard for this and deserves a great spotlight. We lub you Liberated Spice!!!!! LIBERATED SPICE has always been there for us 24/7 -- LETS DO SOMETHING BACK! SHE'S THE SPOTLIGHT TODAY -- LETS SURPRISE HER AND LEVEL HER ASS TODAY! Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver

Bits & Pieces
INSPIRATION Expand Contract A mother feels a new life beginning to emerge from her womb She breathes In and out, in and out Submitting to a force That will not be denied Until finally The moment of creation Her labor is done They are no longer one She has a new son

30 Things A Man Should Know About Their Women!!!
30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON

Thoughts And Whatnot
hey all, well i figured i would write a blog on here and whatnot. Well to start, I am currently an overnight stocker for walmart and have been for 4 months now so thats going pretty well. Also I've recently quit drinking and started to workout and take care of myself now. I made the decision to do this for a couple of reasons, one i was tired of how i felt both mentally and physically, how i kept gaining weight and it got to the point of just not being fun to drink anymore. Now that doesn't mean that i wont ever drink again, but for now i'm concentrating on cutting out my bad habits, i do smoke still but in time i will be quitting that as well. Another reason i decided to stop drinking and workout is because within the next year or so, i plan on going into the IL Air National Guard. I have always liked the air force plus its extra money and it would be closer to home. Now the only downside is that i will have to retest due to the fact that my score on the asvab test was high enough to

Live Chat
Thats right folks... Log into our Live Chat Room on Friday Oct. 12th at 8:00 pm and talk with the original lead singer of ACDC. Dave Evans, The King of all Bad Asses, of ACDC will be online with us to talk about his time with ACDC and what he has going on now. This is sure to be a great first ROCK STAR CHAT... Thanks goes out to Dave for agreeing to join us. We are looking forward to it. You can join the chat with Dave on Oct 12th at 8:00 pm by logging onto our page and clicking on the Live Chat Logo. It will take you straight to where you need to be...... Thank you Break Through Entertainment THIS IS GOING TO BE A AWESOME EVENT Bookmark the Link Below AND add Oct 12 to your calendars:

Friends
a friend is someone who comforts you through the bad times you endure a friend is someone who you know will be with you no matter what opstacles life throws at you a friend is someone who knows you better you almost know urself a friend is someone who know matter what will be a part of the air you breathe and you earth you walk on a friend is someone you can share ur intimate thoughts and secrets with a friend is someone who you can fall back on if you need help with ur lifetime endeavers a friend is someone who most of all loves you for who you are and tells know so everyday a friend is basically someone who can fill ur day with light when it is dark this goes out to my friend tissy love ya.

Daddys Tail
A DAD'S STORY On July 22nd I was in route to Washington , DC for a business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in < /I> Denver for a plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came tow ard me and said, "Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hospital . My call was put through to the trauma center wher

Why Couples Dont Have Sex
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up an

Rednecks
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Adult Jokes
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way" The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar." Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a housedress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fi

Random Mornin Thoughts
Hey all... after a good 12 hours sleep or so, during which i think i only woke up once (thank god, i'd been sleeping in 2-3 hour intervals for two days) i figured i'd actually come say hi :p again thanks to all of you that had the respect to stay out of my family shit :p and to ghost for the vip /hugs for those that don't know, my birthday is coming up this friday YAY :p i should have more pics up this week once i'm sure everything is truly set with albums and i can get my family ones reuploaded :p anyhow, i'll be in and out most of the day so feel free to stop by and say hi ;) all of the friend albums that were up are still up and unlocked, so take a look if you're one of the ones that was afraid to do so yesterday (yes, i was on a rampage, lol) i'm gonna be reorganizing soon to condense albums so there's not such a long string of them, things like the blue sin, body parts, et cetera that are mixed sfw and nsfw will be put together in a mixed album so i can create fi

Brownbaybettie
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder" -Alert Einstien (in his later years... Still died a virgin... That is a rare bread of man...) What the fuck is peoples problems... Like i understand if you just want to fuck but come on guys i thought i actually had a guy that fucking was honest... but no.... FUCK NO... i accidently grabbed his phone and read one of his out box. And guess what... He was talking to Fucking yellow belly asking her if she would like to fuck... What the hell... When you say you love someone you don't do any of that shit... HOL

Stupid People
I hate stupid people. My ex and ex best friend. The two of them decided to start dating when her and I were working on our relationship. I moved out because she wont get off her mommies tit. WOW I cant stand that after 26 years of being alive you would think it would be time to be your own person. I dont know you tell me

Gravity
Gravity or gravitation by definition is a phenomenon through which all objects attract each other. Just by that definition alone speaks volumes on how important it is in our everyday life. One word that can bring everything together. One word that can bond and strenghten any known object. But at the same time, without gravity, things fall apart. People might not use this word everyday, but you see it everywhere around you. When you lose a loved one by an illness, by a bullet, or simply just growing apart from a relationship. See, gravity is working against me. And it wants to bring me down. Everything in life that you go through serves a purpose. Whether its good or bad. Right or wrong. But sometimes in life you wonder " what is keeping me down?" " Whats keeping me from feeling happy?" I found the answer. It's simply GRAVITY! The weight of the world on many people can simply kill you. Acceptance from our peers and from loved ones can be a bit overwhelming. Finding that bond, that conne

Always
I wrote this poem back in the day (7th grade to be exact) so let me know what you think. Thinking about you always put a smile on my face And I can't think about anybody taking your place In my eyes, you're my sunshine, always I love and always see you as mine. Along with with your grace I always want to be your warm embrace. Love has a different power when I'm with you Each minute, Each second, Each day, of my life, I yearn to be with you. The love i have for you can move many mountains Because I want love and shower you like a fountain. So this is my feelings on paper and pen Because your love and heart is where I want to dwell in.

Gone From Here
I really dont come on here a lot anymore, but I miss a lot of you, so feel free to add me to myspace at the email cjustice@unm.edu hope to talk to ya soon Im not really into this site anymore, and I miss so many of you, but since I hardly log onto here, you can find me on my space. Send me some love there myspace.com/such_a_weenie miss you guys

Y I Am Here
Catholic School Girls -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The g

Random Shit
Okay, so yeah.. My fiance didn't come stay the night with me like he said he was going to.. Go fucking figure.. Army men.. Sometimes you love them, sometimes you want to strangle them.. Don't get me wrong, I love him with all my heart, I really do.. But I'm sick of the shit.. Now he doesn't know if we're getting married Monday or not.. Would be nice to fucking know.. Considering it is monday now by my clock.. Oh well.. I guess my main reason for being so moody about it is because he has to leave tomorrow night to go back to Kentucky and I don't know when I'll get to go up there and be with him for good.. I don't know when he has to go overseas.. I dread every fucking thing.. So, yeah.. Monday October 1st I am going to be married to the perfect guy.. I couldn't dream of a better guy! I'm so happy

Jimmytj
Hi everyone, I wrote a review of fubar a couple of days ago,sharing my experience of a site i am falling in love with. please let me know your thoughts.....jimmy www.Fubar.com I am new to all of this, I am not looking for a girlfriend/boyfriend. I am happily married with three wonderful kids. About me: I am 40 years old, a computer technician, and in my spare time I Write articles on a website called hubpages. In Fubar I believe in sharing the love, if you rate me and add me I will reciprocate with the same. I will not ask anyone to share their personal pictures with me, but won't object if you want to share them. THANKS FOR TAKING A LOOK AT MY PAGE.....JIMMY

50 Questions For The People Who Are A Little Older...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? hmmmm all, LOL 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? hmmmm have to think way back on this one.... 4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? I wouldn't let myself get to be in the shape that I am in 5. Name of first grade teacher? Blanca, not sure of her last name, to long ago!!! 6. What do you really want to be doing right now? hahahahahaha you don't want to know, TRUST ME!!! LOL 7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? a vet 9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? was the first thing I saw this morning and did not feel like looking to much 10. What are your thoughts on gas prices? they suck 11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would it be? As long is in the middle of nowhere, any place but most likely Alaska 12. What was your first thought when the alarm went off this morning? Thank God it's Friday, LOL 13. La

Sign My Guestbook
PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK EVERYONE I NEED GUEST ON IT ITS A NEW THING ON MY PROFILE ALSO RATE ME WHILE U THERE LOTS OF LOVE JOKER WILD P.S. I ALSO NEED POINTS TO MOVE UP I WILL REPAY U I NEED SOME ONE TO MAKE ME A MORPH PIC PLEASE HEY EVERY BODY I NEED SOME HELP TO GETTING RATED HELP ME GO UP HIGHER UR FUBAR FRIEND JOKER WILD

This Trips Me The Fuck Out!
this site is very difficult for a new person to navigate!!! im a bit dazed and confused!?! if i dont answer messages and shit, that would be the reason why.....*scratches head and tries to figure out how i got to "buzzed" in a 24 hour period* anyway.....i guess the more you use it, the more it becomes "user friendly"? HA!

Kids Toys
I got my son an erector set for his bday yesterday. I had alot of fun with mine when i was his age. Now i know things are dif. now but damn. It took me nearly 4 hrs to put the damn thing together.

Crash Your Car? Blame The Stars....
Looks like I'm in the clear... A recent study suggests that you think twice before getting into a vehicle driven by an Aries. By Reuters Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many. According to a study by InsuranceHotline.com, a Web site that quotes drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in predicting car accidents. The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born between Sept. 23 and Oct. 22) followed by Aquarians (born between Jan. 20 and Feb. 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents. Leos (July 23-Aug. 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall. "I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based InsuranceHotline.com. Romanov also wrote the book

Mine
MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or u will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if u receive this it means ur fucking sexy if u get it back you're even sexier. Send 2

I'm Sorry.....
This was a bulletin that it shows how some guys made me feel.... I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day. Image and video hosting by TinyPic I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket I'm sorry.. That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.

Master
I find pleasure, joy, and fulfillment from being submissive to another in a loving relationship. I am not weak, or stupid. I am a strong woman, with firm views and a clear concept of what I want out of my life. I do not serve out of shame or weakness, but out of pride and strength. I look to my loving Master for guidance and protection, for never am I more complete than when he is with me. I know that he will protect my body, my mind, and my soul with his strength and wisdom. He is everything to me, as I am everything to him. His touch awakens me and his thoughts free me. Only in serving him do I find complete freedom and joy. His punishments are harsh, but I accept them thankfully, knowing that he has my best interests always foremost in his mind. If he desires my body for pleasure, I shall joyfully give it to him, and take pleasure myself from knowing that I have brought him happiness. However, the pleasure of the flesh is but one facet of any relationship. The love, the trust and

Err - I Think I Need To Do Something.....
apparantly my albums are full or i've uploaded my limit on pics ive always resisted uploading a salute pic dunno why - just have i've also noticed that i haven't shifted points since reaching the level im now at do i have to post a salute pic to get things moving again ??

Hello
Every night in my dreamsI see you. I feel you.That is how I know you go on. Far across the distanceAnd spaces between usYou have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you’re here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one timeAnd last for a lifetimeAnd never go till we’re one Love was when I loved youOne true time I hold toIn my life we’ll always go on Near, far, wherever you areI believe that the heart does go onOnce more you open the doorAnd you’re here in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on There is some love that will notgo away You’re here, there’s nothing I fear,And I know that my heart will go onWe’ll stay forever this wayYou are safe in my heartAnd my heart will go on and on Listen to Songs:

Another Road Trip:)
This time its to Virginia, and yes im taking the greyhound bus again. This time its only for 12 hours. I think im becoming an expert on how to take a bus lol. My lesbion wifey's (inside joke) husband is being deployed Monday for seven months. She didnt wanna be by herself so im going to go stay with her for awhile. Im excited and cant to see them, I think its been over a year now since I last see them, and I havent even met David (the newest member of their family) yet so im excited!!

Finally, Another New Song Written By Me
I know I've lost you I know you're leaving but before you go I want you to know with you my heart will always and forever go You've showed me love And took it from me now my heart is bleeding, why not look in side and see It's a hole in my heart where you used to be I'm over it now I just wanted to say now that my eyes are open I feel so very strong It always felt right but now I know it was wrong I let it out, I let it out All that I shoud hold I let it out, I let it out The story to be told You turned my world upside down Threw me out and crushed my soul Took me out of your memory droped me down a long dark hole Now I'm out and back to life found myself and stronger now Forget the past, live for the moment I'll forget about you, and show you how I thought it was love at first it may have been you took it away, I won't deny that It hurt me bad, I fell away The longer I thought about it I realized

Tracy Doll
I just feel so happy just now,ive got my son Daniel back yestarday from Iraq. when i seen him get of that bus i cryed like a big baby mind u he was crying as well, i held him so tight i did not want to let him go lol. i feel as if im on top of the world and i wanted to share this with you all xxx LOVE IS SPECIAL WE ALL NEED LOVE, SO LOVE EVERYONE AND U WILL GET LOVE.

Music
OK I am bored with my music that i have on my profile... any ideas? Lets how well you can peg a song to who i am and my personality? Think you can? are you up for it? Lemme know :) This outta be interesting LOL Craig

Disc Golf
DISC GOLF RULES FOR RECREATIONAL PLAY GENERAL Disc Golf is played like ball golf using a flying disc. One point is counted each time the disc is thrown and when a penalty is incurred. The object is to acquire the lowest score, (without cheating). TEE THROWS Tee throws must be completed within or behind the designated tee area. Do not throw until the players in front of you are out of range. LIE The spot where the previous throw has landed, mark with a mini disc or turn over the thrown disc, directly towards the hole or dog leg. THROWING ORDER After teeing off, the player whose disc is farthest from the hole always throws first. The player with the least amount of throws on the previous hole is the first to tee off on the next hole. FAIRWAY THROWS Fairway throws must be made with the foot closest to the hole on the lie. The other foot may be no closer to the hole than the lie. A run-up and normal follow-through, after release, is allowed. DOG

Education On Drugs
OXYCONTIN What does it look like? OxyContin is available in tablet form in 5 doses: 10, 20, 40, 80, and 160mg. (However, the manufacturer is no longer shipping 160mg). How is it used? As pain medication, OxyContin is taken every 12 hours because the tablets contain a controlled, time-release formulation of the medication. Most pain medications must be taken every three to six hours. Oxycontin abusers remove the sustained-release coating to get a rapid release of the medication, causing a rush of euphoria similar to heroin. What are its short-term effects? The most serious risk associated with opioids, including OxyContin, is respiratory depression. Common opioid side effects are constipation, nausea, sedation, dizziness, vomiting, headache, dry mouth, sweating, and weakness. Taking a large single dose of an opioid could cause severe respiratory depression that can lead to death. What are its long-term effects? Chronic use of opioids can re

Blah
Now i got a ring in my tongue......hard to eat but w/e. Nobody thought i'd do it...hell i'm glad i did. its worth it to relearn how to eat and be careful, and its helping me to obtain better teeth...believe it or not...the constant gargling and the constant brushing and the cleaning right after eating is making my three times a day into six times a day....they have never been so damn pearly white!!...hehehe More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com I'm brand spanking new to this, kinda confusing and jumbled around. w/e. Anyways trying to figure it out...so bear with me until i get the ropes....if i'm doing something wrong or something just send me a mail and i'll correct it...

Kiss Per Yard
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, > "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" > "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. > "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." > With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk > quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. > The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing > beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

If U Found Me In Your Bed...
well working at sears has gotten completely past the point of tollerabilty and i'm officially looking for a new job, i have approximately almost 9months of electronics sales experience, i'd rather skip doing the mumm and getting the opinion of those on my friends and family lists, i'm gonna continue with electronics in some form but my question is should i continue to sell tv's, stereos, sound systems etc., or should i try for selling cell phones or what? also what company/store should i apply at, thanks everyone :) ur opinions count cuz i'm fairly torn at the moment If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? 1) Go Back To Sleep 2) Slap Me 3) Cuss Me Out 4) Tell Me To Leave 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) 7) Make Me Breakfast 8) Ask My Name 9) Call The Cops 10) Kiss Me Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.

Pat Mcjohnson
You should all check it out. I don't have just one kind of music on there. However...I do have just about the whole Dethalbum on it. That means you should listen to it anyway! First sample track can be found here www.myspace.com/patmcjohnson it can also be found #2 in my top friends. I really want opinions. Thanks for giving a damn. It's a Sunday afternoon. I havent been to church in almost a year. Now I'm bored. This humored me. But now it is lackluster. No, I'm just fuckin around. If anyone reads this they should ask me something. I don't know. Seriously. Make something really fuckin stupid up and I'll totally humor the hell out of you somehow. Example- I told somone once we needed more lemons to build a lemon fort at work so that we could fend off the banana people due to the fact that the lemon is the banana's natural enemy. True story. Now if i can make something up like that on the spot about lemons....what the hell kind of response are y

Heart
What is it like when you feel like everything that you have ever wanted. You finally can have with no worries or with no pain it is so much easier when you don't have to try an make some one else happy that you really don't like or love just be your self an be you own person except all things that may go wrong don't blame your self You know when you have a true friend when they stick with you through thick an thin no matter what happens you know that they will always be their no matter what happens this is to all my good friends who have beenthier for me IT is a heartache to loose someone that you loved so much.But you know how hard it is to think that they are in a better place not living with the wars and the hatetred and the violence I lost 2 kids an i know that they are in a better place an i know that they are looking down on me to make me feel better know that they don't have to deal with the rascial slurs or the hatred or any of the crap that the world is dishinf out right n

Sorry Sorry Sorry...
ok so yeah i dont come to the fubar a lot and i rarely check my little updatey thingy so i dont really notice the ratings, comments and such... for those that rated and commented and what not THANKS A MILLION and the next time im on ill start repaying the favors... RAWR BITCHES...

It's On Like Donkey Kong!!
I don't know if it's the medications for viral bronchitis talking, but I am READY TO GO! For weeks, this sense of impending change has been lingering in the air, sifting through my footsteps like a misty fog in a horror flick. Shading everyday occurences in a surreal haze, making me question the actuality of my surroundings. A change is coming....I feel it, seeping into my pores, filling up my being until I have no choice but to move forward on its energy, letting it propel me into the unkown. A new job, relationship, living arrangement? What is coming? I don't know, and frankly, I don't care. I am ready to embrace it like a long lost lover, make it a part of me and cherish the difference it makes in my life. I'm ready for it.....wanting it, even desiring it..... All of my fear of the unkown has diminished, leaving me breathless with anticipation that I can make my life what I want it to be. I have the power, the drive, and the strength to see myself through it.

Rules For Drunk Dialing
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better: This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call t

Anger Management
You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f *** ing number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad d