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Family Guy Sued Over A Jew
Peter Griffin may need a Jew, but Fox needs a lawyer. And one music publishing company needs a sense of humor. Bourne Co., which owns the rights to the Oscar-winning Pinocchio song "When You Wish Upon a Star," has filed a copyright breach lawsuit against Fox and the Family Guy creator and producers, claiming they illegally lifted the tune and damaged the company by repurposing the song with "anti-Semitic lyrics." The Family Guy's version, "I Need a Jew," appeared in an episode of the animated series titled "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein" and was sung by patriarch Peter Griffin upon realizing he needed to get his finances in order. Bourne, which filed the lawsuit Wednesday in Manhattan's U.S. District Court, claimed the song was "a thinly veiled copy" of the original and damaged the tune's standing as a "cultural treasure epitomizing the wonders of childhood." "With its theme of wholesome hopefulness, the song has gained worldwide status as a classic," the lawsuit read. "By
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What Is Going On?
Ok just to give you alittle more info about me. I have had the job paying way mucho dinero,about 4,000 a month. Advertising...and yet with my income and my ex's income I was miserable! I had everything I could ever want at anytime. Yet I never was ok in life. So as far as making a bunch..i don't need to. I am content with simpler things like going to garage sales and making a home out of others peoples junk./.LOL Does that make sense to anyone out there? I mean I am sure if I really wanted to I could go and get a better paying job, but its not about the money for me. I just want to know if you think its a decent enough wage...maybe I should do a mumm about what the options could be. Oh wait I can't mumm! LMAO Oh well, I guess I really want to know if you all think I should go with my heart instead of following the almighty dollar..although I don't think I will do that..LOL Oh heck I don't know what I want to know..LOL Besides I think in the long run I am going to find a gu
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Boyfriend Application
October 6, 2007 I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? Are you a top or bottom? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? How would you make me happy? If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely and bored what would you do? It's my birthday. What would you do? It's Christmas and I want more than one present. What do you do? How would you show me that you really like me, in person? Do you like the
My Story I'm Working On
In 1985, McCalister had it all. A wife who loved him, fresh out the academy, and an expert in his field. But as much as he has, the last several years have been nothing but brutal to him. His wife Regina has left him for another man, his ten year old daughter was murdered brutally, and all he has left is his job. McCalister devotes his life to his work and nothing else. The year is now 2005 and now McCalister is stricken with guilt over his daughter's murder. He's consumed to find the murderer. He works day & night. Everyone around him says he's a loner, McCalister calls it DETERMINATION. -Chapter 1- On a stormy night in the year 2005, McCalister lays in his bed in a cold sweat. He rarely sleeps here. Most of the time he's at his desk at the station. As he closes his eyes, an all to familar sound rings in his ears. *ring telephone* McCalister looks over at it and just lets out a sigh as he knows it's just a reminder of what he has grown accust
Cancer
Multiple myeloma is a type of cancer that affects the plasma type of white blood cells. Myeloma cells tend to collect in the bone marrow and in the hard, outer part of bones. Sometimes they collect in only one bone and form a single mass, or tumor, called a plasmacytoma. In most cases, however, the myeloma cells collect in many bones, often forming many tumors and causing other problems. When this happens, the disease is called multiple myeloma. Please note that cancer is classified by the type of cell, or the part of the body, in which the disease begins. Although plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma affect the bones, they begin in cells of the immune system. This type of cancer is different from bone cancer, which actually begins in cells that form the hard, outer part of the bone. You should know this because the diagnosis and treatment of plasmacytoma and multiple myeloma are different from the diagnosis and treatment of bone cancer.
Life Is Too Short Not To Laugh
You know none of us is guaranteed tomorrow...... Like Tim McGraw Sings...Live Like YOU Are Dying! The older I get....Hey now comments on my age either...... Life get shorter and shorter...... Tell someone that you love them and say it and mean it. Love you guys.....
Call Me?
Hmm..this whole call me thing is confusing to me right now. Do you have to have a home phone for it to work? I mean I have not had a need for one so I never got one. Hard to believe right?..lol Well...I do all my communicating on here, and if I need to talk to my family I go through yahoo. So do I have to go out and by a phone now?..Anyone that can help let me know..:) Hugs and kisses!!
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Looking 4 A Date
hey if there is any women who like to meet to have fun, go out for great time shout me or email me.... mike_cabanaw_31@hotmail.com. I pefer some close to my area, ( Niagara Falls Area.) well shout to me I am listening, lol mike
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Comment Myspace Sexy at CommentMyspace.net THIS SO WEIGHS HEAVY ON MY HEART NITRO'S DAD HAS THROAT CANCER , AS KAGES MOM HAS LUNG CANCER PLEASE FOR ME KEEP ALL IN YOUR PRAYERS . HUGS AND MUCH LOVE BREW TY .
Nice Guys Finish Last!!!
U know why I hate relationships, because I'm always afraid something will come along and ruin them. Seems to always happen no matter what I do. It seems as soon as I get to the point of smooth sailing, it all goes wrong. Sometimes I wonder if I'm destined to be alone. It sure seems like it. This is for the ladies, I want to know what U think is clingy. I've asked my female friends and all I can get is the obvious answer of alwyas hovering around and never letting the girl go and have time for herself. Then I asked a few questions like is txting a message every day to a girl clingy? Nothing over the top, just a hey babe how was your day? I've heard yes and no. My friends can't reach a concensus so I thought I'd ask if this is clingy or not? I also wanted to know if calling 2 or 3 times a week was clingly. Again I got a mixed response. I know there are variables like how often U see her ect so it's not clear cut, but in general what are your thoughts? I had a girl once who was
America!
This being my first blog I have to say what I think has been on every American's mind!!!!! YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR A F***ING TERRORIST! "IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT!!" I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others(ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME). I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and APPARENTLY some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multi cultural community has served only
Prayers
ONE OF MY REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS LIZ (LIZZY28) HAS A LITTLE GIRL THAT HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CYSTIC FIBROSIS. THAT LITTLE GIRL WAS ADMITTED TO THE HOSPITAL TODAY FOR PNEUMONIA. SHE DOESNT KNOWMUCH YET OR HOW LONG SHE WILL HAVE TO BE THERE. ALL IM ASKIN IS THAT THIS GETS REPOSTED AND MAYBE STICKIED SO THAT SHE CAN RECIEVE ALL THE PRAYERS THAT SHE NEEDS. ALSO TO THE NBSD PAGE SHOW HER WE REALLY CARE FOR HER AND HER FAMILY, AS SHE WILL NOT BE ONLINE MUCH TILL SHE FINDS OUT MORE. lizzy28 NBSD@ fubar ok i dont know these peoplebut my heart and prayers go out to them and i hope the same for the rest of u ok we still dont much more then we did we r thinkin of gettin a second opinion tomorrow , they said if its still swollen in a week they will start test , but it gets bigger every day and now is red and brusied looking ..i wish i had more to tell u all and thank u all for the prayers me nad my sisters appericate it all dont rate me if ur gonna hit the nsfw button on me
Men
You know I read this on a page about relationships the author was listed as UNKNOWN. But it really sounded like me. I'll wait for the guy who sleeps next to me and feels at home...who watches me smile and smiles himself...who will not run away and become scared when he falls hard ...who fights for what he feels no matter what...and who's brave enough to tell me all his feelings right there and then- even if it means knocking on my door at 3 am or driving 5 hours just to let me know. i'll wait for the one who i get lost in random conversations with...for the one who acts silly just to make me laugh...for the one who can calm me down better than anyone else... for the guy who is proud to hold my hand, knowing i'm his, and only his. i'll wait for the one who feels his bed is empty if i'm not there...for a guy who will take my hand to slow dance with me in the middle of his bedroom floor, i'll wait for the guy who takes all the crap his guys give him for spending so much time with me
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Im So Stupid
yes i lost a great guy today, its my fault, ans i feel like total shit.. thought i finally found my love but like my mom always says i fuk everything up all the time.. i guess im just useless like i've always been told..
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Being Really Bad
Show me what you've got boy Tell me what you need Let me be your plaything Come do that dirty deed Fuck me now I plead Take me like you mean it Teach me right from wrong Put me at your mercy Make me sing your song Fill me with your juices Baby it's been so long Shake me like your rag doll Watch me come apart Reach into my velvet place Keep my stolen heart Hold me like your treasure That's my favorite part Whisper to my soul now Pluck me from the ground Melt your flesh into me Impale me on its crown Shower me with your pearls The best I've ever found Take me... hard, without mercy... threaten me, a growling whisper detailing the liberties you own, making me slave to the senses, animal in desire - making me want more, crave more... wish and beg for more - taken for more, then more. Your words... His words caress my face in passing... they linger near my lips and pause to feel the gasp that is released... more words trace apat
Lesbian Sex 01
Alex Ch. 01 by CatherineKissesGirls © I watch Alex from the house, or sometimes I watch her from the stables, when she is out at the ring. She is so natural on our Andalusian Little Betty, her black hair pulled into a tight French braid and tied with a white grosgrain ribbon. Alex only braids her hair when she is teaching a lesson. When she rides on the trails by herself she wears her hair loose and curly, and I about die. Alex began working on our farm two months ago, while I was still away at university, after Hazel got pregnant and stopped giving private lessons. Alex, wrote my mother in an email, "is a sweet girl, though quiet. She is staying in Hazel's old room and keeps to herself, much to your brother's dismay (she is quite beautiful)." Stacked, is how Casey put it exactly. Her body is breathtaking. It took my breath away anyway, which I never expected. I had a few girl crushes at school, but nothing came of any of them, excluding Vicky, my lab partner, whom I kissed
Funny Story
The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately I have to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with just 2 AAA batteries,... right? There I sat in my recliner, my ca
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Romance
All Thanks to a Bear by lonely_texas_breeze © She loves the crisp mountain air in West Virginia, the beautiful streams and the cool evening air that even in the summer time, gives her goose bumps. This time she has two weeks vacation to spend taking photographs and hiking. She didn't decided not to waste any of her precious vacation time, so she rented a cheap motel room just outside of town, so she didn't have to drive so far to go on her little adventures. The first sunset hits since she made it to town, she watches it while sitting on the rear bumper of her jeep. Sunrises and sunsets have always captivated her, she never understood why exactly, but if she sees one, she will stop and let it take her in, have its way with her, and then release her when it is done. After she comes too again, snapping back into reality, she heads for the shower and off to bed. The next morning, she is awaken by small sunbeams shining in through the window. She smiles at the thought of what
Contest Help
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20 Pound Piece Of Concrete Fell On My Knee
Things I Have Learned.......So Far 1) That my knee does not like concrete. 2) That I would rather give birth through my nostrils than feel this pain. 3) That it is perfectly ok to break the commandment "Thou shalt not kill" when the x-ray tech bends my damn leg to get that special fuckin angle x-ray. 4) That it is great to work in EMS and know about drugs and instead of the ER Doc giving me the pain meds they think I should have,they ask me what pain meds I want. Oh Hell Yeah!!! 5) Pain meds are fuckin GREAT!!!! I still feel the pain......I just don't give a fuck. 6) Pain meds make me say cuss words,especially the word fuck and even make my fingers type them. 7) That sliding across the floor on my ass is much easier than using crutches when your sides are sore and feel like both your tits are broke.However,it does not work well outside. 8) Driving with my left foot is a challenge and that I approach the windshield quickly when I brake using the foot I don't no
Nice Lyrics
By day I sleep, at night I weep! O Death, come near me! Be the one for me, be the one who stays. My rivers are frozen, and mischosen, and the shadows around me sickens my heart. O Death, come near me, and stay (by my side). Hear my silent cry! In sadness I'm veiled, to the cross I am nailed, and the pain around me freezes my world. My cold world... In life I've failed, for years I've wailed. Frozen in time... left behind... The rapture of grief is all to find... The rapture of grief is all! Behind the shadow of life the lost hopes are grieving. I seek the night and hope to find love... So I drown in the silence of lifes short eternity. The tears fills the void in my heart astray... Embrace me now, delightful ease! Give me a world of wonderous peace! Calm the desperate scream in my heart! O Death, come near me, save me from this empty, cold world! O Life, you have killed me, so spare me from this couldron of misery! In life I cry, away I fly... Chosen to fall
Oomph! Lyrics In English
My skin is too tight for me I can't breathe My veins lay open Slowly it becomes clear to me Hell is so close My wounds are already numb From the long wait My time is almost here When will you make it true When will you finally be there Too much love can kill you No one here forgives you Too much longing can kill you Only death has loved you Since you were born Since you were born My eyes get heavy Soon I'll sleep My dice have been thrown Soon it'll be clear to you How hopeless I was Slowly I dive into the Godforsaken harbor My eyes are closed But I'm aware of you All of the sudden you're there Too much love can kill you... Rescue me tonight Come back to me Tonight Rescue me tonight Come back to me Tonight Too much love can kill you... Soul - listen to me! When I'm silent - listen to me! If I laugh - if I laugh If I laugh - you'll cry! Put me in your arms - release me! Put me in your arms - release me
English Oomph! Lyrics
Let me inside you - let me inside you In your veins - in your brain Let me inside you - let me inside you Through your pore - show me more Let me inside you... Push me through the hardness of your troubled tissue Choke me through the thickness of your blood Lead me through the darkness of your entrails I'm comin' - I'm comin' Push me, choke me, lead me, baby Let me inside you... How many tears in your face? How many tears in your face? How many wasted tears? With me, inside of any... How many beads of sweat on your skin? How many beads of sweat on your skin? How many wasted beads? With me - With me, inside of any... (Inside of any…) Let me inside you (Let me!) Let me inside you (Let me!) In your veins - in your brain Let me inside you (Let me!) Let me inside you (Let me!) Through your pore (Let me!) Show me more Let me inside you (Let me read your mind) Let me inside you Let me inside you In your veins - in your brain In your veins - in yo
Special Requests
That's right,you have the opportunity to be this fu's First Owner. VolareDave is up for grabs in Your Ultimate Desire's "Santa's Little Helper" Auction. It's real easy to get there,just click a pic to go to the auction page. Be sure to R/F/A the Hostess. Happy Holiday's and Thank You! I am currently in the DLS Christmas Auction. Come see what this Kat is offering.....Just click the pic above, be sure to R/F/A Luv up the hostess This bully made with much luv by ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar
Punx Unite
Hello Everyone I'm new and I found this web while on Myspace and I stumbled over this one and I thought it was bad ass and I was right. Punx Unite
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Straight Edge
Straight Edge: Not Just Another TrendFor a clean lifestyle movement born in the "Just Say No" era of the 1980s, Straight Edge has received little attention since its origination. Commercial exposure for Straight Edge bands, however, has recently brought the movement a little closer to mainstream attention. This, combined with differentiating beliefs from among the ranks within the Straight Edge movement, has some of its members fearing that their life's philosophy might be lost to a trend. The message of substance-free living may be overshadowed by the fashion and music styles spawned from the movement, therefore cheapening the basic ideals of Straight Edge. The general premise behind Straight Edge is "to abstain from self-destructive behaviour." What exactly constitutes "self-destructive behaviour" is constantly debated.Being true to one's beliefs is at the heart of what divides Straight Edgers from other people and also what divides them amongst themselves. While the original Straigh
Scarred For Life
Hi everyone, We are playing The Rock Shop October 13 with Waist Deep Madness and The Blacksmithz.Gonna be an awesome show.Get yo' butt down there or we'll come lookin for ya! ;-) Lookin' forward to an awesome night of Rock n Roll! Seeya there. S f L This is my sons band so if your in or near fayettville show up & party with us. lookin forward to meetin some new friends.
Star Wars Halloween Costume
Star Wars Halloween Costume Shop for star wars episode costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Star Wars is one of the famous movies and the characters are so famous that many would want to dress up as their favorite Star Wars character. However you might realize that there is a bit of a weird sentiment following the star wars trilogy. So just pick your Star Wars Halloween Costume wisely. If you want to dress up as Yoda, I'm sure no one will object and in fact it might actually help you get the ladies if you're a male geek who is a teenager. You require the following basic accessories for your Star Wars Halloween Costume: Gloves, Boots, Belt and Holster, Corellian vest, Rebel Trooper Vest star wars, starwars, starwars halloween costume, star wars halloween costume, star wars dress, starwars dress, star wars halloween, star wars costume, starwars costume, yoda,
Prayers
doc@ fubar my dad is having his second heart surgery tomorrow...say a lil prayer for him and go wish him well thanks and much love to my friends and family ok my baby is feeling better thank god and thank u all who prayed for her we found out our dads next heart surgery is gonna be on the 4th so keep him in ur prayers and if u have time stop by his page n wish him well doc@ fubar thank u all and my god keep u all safe,healthy n happy ok i thought my boogie monster was slowly gettin better but now she is relapsing and getting sicker , her temp is went up and she is vommiting now ... i am takin her to been seen i will update all that care later today when i know more love to all my friends who have been there and held my hand and head up though this all for the ones who dont know my daughter has had pneumonia and picked up e.coli , just say a small prayer for her and thank u all who already have Prayers for Boogie Monster from Claymore and Family CHIL
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if They want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once Everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, Switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with The prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - With a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and Play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems d
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10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.
Jangl Information - New Feature
This is a repost of the original blog created by Sinderella on the new Jangl Feature: This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Co
Mothers
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited
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Randomness
My eyes are open wide By the way, I made it through the day I watch the world outside By the way, I'm leaving out today Well I just saw Hayley's Comet, she waved Said "why you always running in place? Even the man in the moon disappeared Somewhere in the stratosphere" Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying Sometimes goodbye is a second chance Please don't cry one tear for me I'm not afraid of what I have to say This is my one and only voice So listen close, it's only for today Well I just saw Hayley's Comet, she waved Said "why you always running in place? Even the man in the moon disappeared Somewhere in the stratosphere" Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can To make them realize This is my life I hope they understand I'm not angry, I'm just saying Sometimes goodbye is a second chance Here is my chance This is my chanc
Rebels Lounge
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Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long.... When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "f*** you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex: This when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not
Ax Vs Leg
i hit my leg with an ax yesterday so that put me down for a day or two so i should be here today any way my leg though is killing me i had a 3 inch wide 2 1/2 inch deep cut but i did not hit the bone but this is a reminder to always be care full and accidents can happen to anyone worsted ive ever done and i regret for being in a hury to get done to much to do on one day off but sence i had to spend half the day in the hosital i did not get anything done so allways slow down and think about the next move please i know i will from now on
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Working Out Of Town Still
Greetings All. Well, I promised an update and here goes. I am Still working and living during the Week down at Fort Myers, Florida. We are doing the Archaeological Survey for an 8000 acre Citrus Grove (Oranges, Grapefruit, lemons, etc). We are currently nearing the project's end and up to this week have not found a damn thing other than an old Hand adzed (a wood working tool - think carved) part to a wagon hitch (prob 1920s-30s). Now at least, we have something of interest,,, a town. Yep,,, a whole Damn Town. We know that it was first settled in the early 1900 and was abandoned sometime between 1944 and 1953. It is all plowed up Grove now. We spotted it on an old aerial photo. I did some research and found out that it was a small community called Corkscrew Settlement. It contained about 20 odd families at its height and although it never had a store or a church, it did have a school between 1923-1946. Around 1946, it got its first "all-weather road" (a hard Shell road). A sm
Inside St@rstruck
I used to believe the goal of life was to get through it and get ahead with the least amount of pain and adversity now I look at things differently and keep a quote by Henry Miller "Life has no other principle to impose, if we would but realize it, than to accept life unquestioningly. Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate, or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such." Now I have the most beautiful things in life, extensions of my heart that live outside of me my daughter, and my son. Burning in the shallows of your swollen heart,You set me a flame with one stolen glance.Tuck me deep inside, let the blackest stars shine in my eyes.Now you want an ending to our fairy tale.She brings in the smell of one thousand decayed hearts,One thousand times a s
Bulletins
THE PAST FEW DAYS THE BULLETIN REPOST HAS A GLITCH IN IT. ERROR OF TYPE 1. EVIDENTLY A TYPE 1 ERROR MEANS THAT THE SERVERS ARE WORKING LIKE SH*T. THE USE OF BULLETIN SPACE IS A WAY FOR WE USERS TO NETWORK AND IS A VERY IMPORTANT TOOL THAT WE MUST HAVE. SOOOOO...WHATZ UP BABY J?????
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New Wedding Invite
Honesty
Well, a few of my friends here know what is going on.. some don't. I'm going through a seperation with my husband. Right now, we still reside at the same address.. but as soon as I can get a job and help with the expenses.. we won't be. He's not a deadbeat.. we just can't afford two residences on the current income... not with the kids too. I should be having my surgery in about 2 weeks.. so then the job hunt will begin. Its all for the best.. and we are still friends (which is VERY good with 4 kids LOL).. just have very different views and paths in life which makes it difficult if not impossible to live together. So with that in mind.. don't be surprised if I'm in and out for a month or two. Working out details and trying to be there for the kids as much as possible. For all my friends which have shown me such incredible support.. I thank you. Can never put into words how much I appreciate you!! Thanks all.. and God Bless. These things do happen.. Julie Li
My Blogs
I wrote this shortly before my daughters first birthday...last year...hope you enjoy. My first year as a mom... I can't believe the time has gone by this fast. I will be celebrating your birthday in a couple of weeks, as well as my first year as a mom. The whole mom thing still hasn't fully set in yet. But no doubt in my mind you are my little girl and I love you with all my heart, more than I thought I could love any one person. It's almost scary to think that I have created you and I will now teach you about the crazy world that we live in and tell you the differences between right and wrong. Over the past year I have seen you grow so much. It seems like only yesterday that I was bringing you home from the hospital and tending to your every needs. Waking up every couple of hours in the middle of the night just so you could get the nurishment that you needed. I have seen your first smile, first laugh, first crawl and your first steps. I wait patiently for your first word. Wo
Marriage???
Me So Hott
Very hot mama here 41yrs old waiting to talk to you Listen, learn,love, live,
Children
Children are what keep life up to par Not where their from or who they are But because their the future to carry on They need guidance and love to be show If their yours your responsible you see Step up to the plate and teach them to be Good people with love of right and wrong If you do not they will not belong Our children’s future is out there for all Make them strong to answer the call Be there with them through think and thin You choose which cycle they will begin My parents did good for what I can tell If yours did not then break the spell I have no kids to teach you see But several are there and think of me Not because I’m good or perfect you see Because I’m the same with consistency They do what I ask not out of fear Because they love and want me near So take your time and teach what’s right Before they are gone and out of sight They will respond if you ask them to do Live your life right and teach them too Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/
I'm Am A Soldier...
Proud Of You
Those are the words we all want to hear What ever the game you want your dad near If he is not it removes your drive So you look for other ways to survive Everything you do matters you know Try your best to be good in the show If no-one is there to see what you do You have to step-up and do it for you You do what you can your best for now The best you can for their attention some how All they need to say is I’m proud of you I love you no matter what you do Remember this in the children you raise The one thing they crave it’s your constant praise If they fall be there for them Help them up to start again Without you there they’ll stray for sure You’re here to teach them good to the core They’ll love you for it until the end Keep your love strong and compliment them Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07
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Poetry
paper Aug 3, 2005 12:39 PM a peice of paper I hold in my hand. So inviting, just seems to understand. Doesn't laugh, no weird looks as I write how I feel. just a once white paper making my thoughts real. If I like it I'll hang it for others to see. This fine paper that reveals so much about me. If I hate it then it's okay for me to tear it to shreads. Because sometimes thoughts are fleeting and should never be read. A peice of paper I hold in my hand. So inviting, just seems to understand. Doesn't laugh, no weird looks as I write how I feel. Just a once white paper making my thoughts real. my unfinished song... work in progress Current mood: artistic Category: Music chorus- think you can tame me; claim me? oh no no no boy you're crazy, no maybe; and you hafta go think you can save me??? BUT I DON'T NEED A HERO!!! verse 1- used to find it funny how you followed me around i had you wrapped anround my finger, thats what i found yet you nev
My Mom Still Ill
we are not for sure what caused all this yet. she was at the nursing home they found her at 6am unresponsive and sezing and her oxygen stats were ar 60 . my sister left her at midnigt lastnight so she could have been like that for 5 hrs or 1 hr we dont know. she is moving her limbs now and talking some. she has falling back to sleep and has been doing that all day and was not coherant until this evening. my dad is also in the lst stage of COPD and has 6mths to a year to live if we cant get him on a lung transplant. ty allfor your prayers and bully's they are helping . please conti. to keep my family in your thougths and prayers. ty again ..... AS MANY OF U KNOW MY PARENTS ARE BOTH VERY ILL. MY MOM WENT IN TO THE ER LAST NIGHT AND IS IN THE HOSPLITAL YET AGAIN. U CAN SEE IN MY EARLIER BLOGS WHAT ALL IS WRONG WITH HER. HER TREMORS ARE GETTING WORSE . MY DADS COPD IS GETTING WORSE. AND MY NEPHEW IS ON HIS WAY TO CHILDRENS HOSPLITAL TOM FOR FOLLOW UP MRI ON HIS SPINE. MY SON ALSO HAS ST
Personal Salutes
The personal salutes are coming along..I just have a big list..LOL I will get to everyone that wanted one though..eventually..:) Hugs and kisses Hey..i got to thinking...Maybe some of you would do a salute for me? I think that would be way cool! No nsfw though..LMAO come on!! I dare Ya!!! Hugs and kisses I am trying to do some personal salutes, and if you are interested in having one from this hungover woman let me know in a comment here ok? Hugs and kisses P.S. It may be a bit..Takes a bit for me to get the makeup off, and today they are going to be the same pose..LOL
3-month Vip Contest / Giveaway
1st place winner confirmed!30 DAY BLAST CONGRATS TO VANITY CHARM Current rating: 10.08 (26) Uploaded: October 07 2007 Comments: 30005 Vanity Charm{Pitbulls}*F.A.R.*DSC*@ fubar ALSO THE HOST OF THE CONTEST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ENTERING HIS CONTEST ! ®Øó™@ fubar WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures**:P Than
Dcf
Please rate, fan and friend everyone on the list. I know its alot to ask, but if we keep each other leveled we can do so much more to help each other MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~SkOoTeRz GoThIc GoDeSs@ fubar Fallen Angel ~ Demon Crew Co-Founder~ Member of the Stiletto Girls~@ fubar ~_~Ashley ~_~ Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew ~_~@ fubar $ç()øTëR™-{Lori's Hubby}(DemonCrew Recruiter)[Slave 2 MzAttitude n Ashley]{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar Lori-Brunette Babe (Wife of - ScOoTeR) ~Demon Crew~@ fubar Brown Eyed Beauty~Demon Crew~@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *Demon Crew* & *B.O.T*.@ fu
Need Help
friend is behind in contest out of comments plz help
Some Rules 4 You Ladies...(joke)
Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work ! the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
Just Thinking
These eyes have cried the tears that fill the ocean blue Lying there The pieces of my newly reborn heart Fading in front of us Those now so distant memories Those rare blissful moments Repeating in my mind You brought me here To this world of false hopes You've got me lost Now I cant find my way out
Sexiest Attitude
More Bombing
This contest runs for a week...please stop in and show him some love by leaving comments
Wicked Storm~~we Have Our Own Short Bus
GO HERE TO JOIN THE RIDE !! http://www.fubar.com/blog/134342/543895 Ladies and Gentlemen of The Storm! We are in the process of getting our own short bus, the bus will be part of the Jokers Wild Short bus line, we may even be the beginning of a complete fleet 2. Woo HOO!! All you have to do is visit Jokers Wild Short Bus Home Page and then to the blog marked "Small Bus" leave a comment that you are with WSC and want to be put on our Bus! Joker has given us 72 hours to get as many of our peeps as possible signed up or he will fill our remaining seats with random riders. There are only 25 seats available. So far we have Ozzfanatic2 as our Driver, and me Luangel ( guess i get to sit up close to my baby baby) So get on over and sign up! Heres a link to the JokersWild Short Bus Home Page. Make sure to show Joker's Wild and the home page some Wicked Storm Crew Luv!! Come Ride Our Bus!! Posted by Lucretia~~LuAngel
Taken Ideas
ok its your turn . what kind of photos would u like for me to put on here. let me know and i see what i can do.
Fight
A Very Dear Friend....
*im This Girl*
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in his arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you... I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything... I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember each one... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... I'm the girl who loves it
A Very Dear Friend....
Hit this guy hard.......He give love to all each and everyday. What an awesome person and if you dont have him as a friend be sure to add him!!! GONE FOR THE WEEKEND ~!~ BobbyT645 ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar
Funny Funny Funny
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. By Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a ! not-so- audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade; with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to t he last stall: 'Mommy, areou gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on DA toiwet
Bored
WELL IM BORED...I MUST BE IM DOIN A BLOG.....WELL THE PERSON IM ON THE COMPUTER FOR IS BUSY DOIN OTHER THINGS AND IM LISTENING TO THE GAME ON THE RADIO NOT WATCHIN TV TO BE CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER........SO IM BORED...... THANKS FOR CUMMING BY TO READ MY FIRST BLOG....LOL ANYWAY OUT FOR NOW
Bored
Chill Out
Using Meth
Of all the drugs that I've tried in my life, meth is the one that I thought would put me in my grave..... and it would have, had I not had a strong family who love me and was able to step through the meth wall, and brought me back to life! I LOVE YOU MOM, DAD, CYNDI!
Thanking U
Text on Image Generator
Yay Pics Up! Lol
Posted my birthday at the bar pics lol... some are me, some are random people that were there, lol i also went last night so i'll probably have more pics up when leepus puts them on here so i can steal them from him :p new pics are in the album creatively titled... Birthday ... lol ok so it's not creative ;) check them out though lol ;) Love you guys, Sin
Power Of Prayer
This morning I was woken by my best friend, calling about a man we both worked with. He has Stage IV cancer and he underwent surgery to remove his tumor yesterday. Overnight he had to MIs and is in a coma. He is not expected to make it. His cancer was detected late...only a couple of months ago. He is a good man with a good family. And I cried, and I prayed. Just now I read about a sweet little baby girl named Breanna, who passed away today. Her mother and grandmother are both members of Fubar and I reposted the bulletin requesting support for the family. I have never known a child that I've lost so I can't fully grasp the pain that Breanna's mom and grandmom are going through. But I do feel their pain, and I prayed. My mother called me this afternoon to announce that her divorce from my mentally, emotionally and physically abusive stepfather was finalized. She called to celebrate the end of an era of pain, self-doubt, and dispair. We shared, and I prayed. That prayer was in
Which Car

Mc Hammer
Stash????
I have posted a mum, had a friend contact fubar support and now I am posting a blog on this subject. I know most of you have seen people with much more stash than 2000 entries now at 2000. Has fubar limited the number of stash entries? Is it a mistake still waiting to be corrected? I am at a loss! I have spoken with quite a few friends who are very upset because they lost most of the "overage" in their videos. I uploaded videos that meant something to me. If you know, please inform me. Thanks!!!!!!
History Of Grand Funk
The New Me!!!!
I used to mess up on everything I did in life, and now I go 2 School and read a lot of good books meet new friends online and just have a good time. I thank all my Fubar friends who talks 2 me on yahoo and let me know now 2 give up on myself so easy Thank You I Love You All....
Simpliy Intoxicating!
Man, getting the "word out" about naplesnerds.com is ROUGH. I did it for naplesplus - and it's all over the web. I did it for NeighborHelp Referrals' Affordable Trapping, and we get TONS of calls when someone needs trapping. But Naples nerds --- man, this is going to be tricky. It's a subgenre of people in an area where beautiful and popular are considered important. It's getting ppl out of the woodwork. I could have made a generic forum, but I thought, "No, no, go with something YOU would enjoy". I think it'll work out, but it'll just take some time. I have faith in the software, faith in the "process". Part of my problem is lacking "real friends" in Naples, FL, otherwise they could get it going for me. Part of the problem IS that I have many acquaintances but none of whom would consider themselves nerds, geeks - maybe misfits but that's about it. "my kind of people" is always hard to find, no matter where I'm at!! Ken, webmaster of naples nerds (naplesnerds.com) "Don'
Great News
Xavier Silias finally arrived at 9:36 pm om 2-13-08...he weighed in at 8 lbs 2 ozs and is as gorgeous as can be of course I might just be a little bias...see for ur self in the "My daughter and her family" folder. Thanks We found out Friday that my daughter is havin a baby boy.....his name will be Xavier Silias Lovik and I am so excited!
Omg Sin Is Cleaning!
Ok, that's really only funny if you know me enough to know i never cook or clean lol :p anyhow that's referring to my albums, i deleted a couple of them after moving the pictures mainly to default. Why? you ask... Apparently most of you have too much trouble opening SFW albums. Now it's nice and easy, RATE the DAMN DEFAULT! yes, i'm being a point whore... why? because i sit there and make all these pretty pictures for you, and all you give a crap about is seeing anything a bikini would cover. Seriously, RATE THE SFW'S. i also added (mixed sfw and nsfw) to the end of album titles because apparently if it's not a fully nsfw tagged album, you STILL don't open it. no this isn't directed towards everyone, i know there's about .5% of my friends that actually rate everything... (that's not a typo, it really is only about half a percent)... to the other 99.5% of you, please at least rate the default if you're not going to rate the rest of the sfw's. anyone that whines
Join Us N Have A Killer Time N Be Lead Into Temptation
Temptation
Hmmmm
Its really sad how these fake profiles suck men in to believing they are real. SweeterThanSugar is one of the most fake profiles on here. Posting pics of Magazine models and Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton and pretending they are her. She may be a sweet person but shes hiding her true self behind someone wlsws pics. If you are really the person in your pics then add a salute. I was never alive 'Til the day I was blessed with you. When I hold you late at night, I know what I was put here to do. I turn off the world and listen to you sigh, And I will sing my Angel's Lullaby. Know I'm forever near, The one you can always call. Right now all you know to fear Are the shadows on your wall. I'm here close enough To kiss the tears you cry, And I will sing my Angel's Lullaby. So tell me how to stop the years from racing. Is there a secret someone knows? I'll never catch all the memories I'm chasing. I'll never be ready to let go. And when the world seems co
Birthday!!
LOL..Ok..its not my birthday today, but it will be someday, and I was just hoping someone would give me a birthday present, you know like a salute, a blast, or a Happy hour even!...(wicked grin) Yes my shameless plug for attention..I can never get enough...:) Hope you all have a great evening this fine Sunday Hugs and Kisses
I Am Me...
THICK..A GIRL FROM THE SOUTH...A SOUTHERN BELLE...NO, I AM NO BELLE...ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DON ON THE GOWN, SWEEP GRACEFULLY ABOUT AND SPARKLE UP THE ROOM.,MANY SAY THAT MY THICKNESS ENABLES ME TO ATTRACT ATTENTION, GIVING ME A STAGE..I AM NOT SHY, BUT I LET ON TO BE...IT ADDS MYSTERY TO MY PRESENCE. ...THICK...HIPS, LIPS...LEGS...ASS...THAT'S WHERE THE THICKNESS STOPS AND THE SHARPNESS TAKES OVER...SHARP WIT...SHARP TONGUE...SHARP MIND...I AM A SENSITIVE, LOVING, NURTURING HUMAN BEING THAT CRAVES AND SAVORES WITH ALL OF MY SENSES...I AM HUMBLE AND NOBLE...I HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND I AM NOT AFFRAID TO USE IT! ...THICK...MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN'...YES, THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT...THICK GIRLS ARE BETTER LOVERS...THEY CAN TAKE IT! BRING IT... THICK...MORE LOVE TO LOVE...YES...I DO THAT, TOO...THICK, AS A BRICK...UPSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DISRESPECT A THICK SISTER...SHE WILL PARKING-LOT EDUCATE YOU ON SOME MANNERS IN A HOT GEORGIA MINUTE!... THICK...JUST MORE O
Money Situation
Heres the deal..I really want to be a sponsor for the day. I am looking for anyone to loan me their fubucks...loan sharks welcome.. ROFLMAO I guess you can't do that huh?..LMAO Oh well..feeling frisky...just messing with ya..LMAO Hugs and kisses
~some Things Are Worth Waiting For...
Friends help me to realize that life is so precious and they all play a special role...read on... Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were ment to be there, they serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help you figure out who you are and who you want to become. You never know who these people may be; your neighbor, child, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger who, when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you and at that time they seem painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcomeing those obsticales you would have never realized your true potential strength, will power, and or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. W
Halloween Contest
SINCE SOMEONE ELSE TRIED TO RIP THIS IDEA RIGHT DOWN TO THE SAME EXACT PRIZES, I AM NOW MAKING THE 1ST PLACE PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR!!!! SO, I WILL ACCEPT THE NEXT 10 PEOPLE WHO MESSAGE ME WITH A PIC LINK FOR THIS CONTEST. STILL NEED 10 MORE CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 20 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating.
Contest That Wicked Storm Is Promoting
Open to Everyone!! MIDNIGHT MADNESS CONTEST TONIGHT AT 12:00 MIDNIGHT EST (East Coast Time) WE ARE HOLDING A MIDNIGHT MADNESS BOMB OFF.IT WILL END AT 2 AM EST. THERE WILL BE DOOR PRIZES GIVEN OUT. THERE WILL ALSO BE A BIG PIMPIN PRIZE GIVING TO THE STRONGEST BOMBER! WINNER WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A PERSONALIZED BOMBING TAG AND DON'T FORGET THOSE BRAGGIN' RIGHTS!!! THIS IS WHO WE ARE BOMBING!! Note: You Must rate/fan/add the host before you will have access to the picture were the bomb off will be held. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE~~ SHOW OFF YOUR BOMBING SKILLS !!! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
Go Bears
Smurf
My First Blog Woooot!
Whats good folks, im new to this site. I am kinda addicted already, ive been tryin to get levels fast but its not goin awesome =( plz help me get points and i will return the favor! =) if you wanna know anything about me just ask im real hopen and honest and shit. And PLZ rate my cannabis pics =) It would mean a lot to me =) Im not really sure how this blog thing works, but i think this is what im sposed to do in it =) anyway till next time, xoxoxo, Christopher Cannabis
So True For Me!!!!
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?
Salutes
How many points you get per salute that you post? Is it the same for every salute? or do you only get points for the first one? Inquiring minds wanna know! LOL
Beware!
(I AM REPOSTING THIS FOR MY FRIEND CLINT) AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS "SO CALLED RELATIONSHIP" WELL COME TO FIND OUT AFTER DAYS OF HEAVY BACKGROUND INFO RESEARCH ON HER, AND 5 OTHER MEN VERIFYING IT HAPPENED TO THEM TO I FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY ~ TRUTH~ ABOUT HER WAS THE FACT HER NAME WAS TRISH..LMAO...SO BEWARE OF HER MEN, SHE IS A LYING , DIRTBAG, AND PLAYS WITH MENS MINDS CLAIMING SHE IS 22 YRS OLD.. IT IS ALL A LIE, I HAD A lEGAL BACKGROUND CHECK DONE, IT THATS WHY SHE DELETED ME TO CAUSE I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH, SO I AM POSTING THIS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY... http://www.fubar.com/user/1120485 DON'T ADD THIS CHICK, AND IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND, YOU'LL REPOST THIS SO THEY DON'T GET PLAYED LIKE I DID ...........CLINT......... THANKS, CLINT
My Best Friend
Creative
Ok I am bored and feeling kinda creative LOL but need a subject on what to create... any ideas?
He Is A Keeper!!!
He's a Keeper! Your guy is a rare find: sweet, kind, and loyal. And as long as he doesn't have three nippples, You should seriously consider keeping him a long time Sometimes a girl can't see a good thing when she's got one So let me tell you: your guy is a gold medal boyfriend Just make sure you treat him right in return! Is He a Keeper?
Leland[awesomeness]
Rustynail1955
I wonder how many people know this ? A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago along the BALTIMORE INTERSTATE SYSTEM 95 north and Totaled her car . A resident of NEW YORK as she was traving between Baltimore and NEW YORK It was raining , though not excessively,at the time when her car suddenly began to hydro-plane and literally flew though the air. She was flown to BAL:TIMORE SHOCK TRAUMA with serious injuries and stunned at the sudden occurrence ! WHEN she explained to the highway patrolman what had happened he told her something that every driver should know -NEVER DRIVE IN THE RAIN /NOW OR ICE WITH YOPUR CRUISE CONTROL ON . SHE THOUGHT she was being cautious by setting the cruise control and maintaining a consistent speed in the rain . But the TROOPER STATED that if the cruise control is onwhen your car begins to hydro-plane and your tires lose contact with the pavement , your car will accelerate to a higher rate of speed making you take off like an air-plane . S
Fubar Love
All Spirit Bombers Please Read
PLEASE BOMB THIS PERSON!!
Fubar Love
I just have to say that I never thought I would ever meet someone as special as the women that stole my heart. She found me on fubar, thats where it all started. Then we meet it was love at first sight. But we were a little timad at first cause we both been hurt. Didn't want to rush things. Well we are know living together. Things are going so well. I never knew that loveing someone was so easy. We know what each other want without asking. Nethier of us are trying. We be ourselves and we fall even more in love. I have to give a shout out to fubar. But I also have to say to all the perves that ruin such a good way to meet people, go buy a porn. I found love so can everyone else. Just be yourself. If she don't like you well don't stop being yourself to impress her. You impress her by being yourself. Be good peps of fubar. Much love!!! love friends
-recruiting Bombers For New Platoon
Back At Home
My Blogcrappings
Driving directions to Parker, CO23,170 km – about 55 days 4 hoursSuggested routes
Feeling Funny
OPk..Off tomorrow, and yes catching a buzz..dang I think I might be turning into an alcoholic..LOL Just kidding..:P No counseling please..:) Most everyone knows I like to take pics when I get buzzed..tee hee, but the dilemma is...what the heck do I wear? Please dont say nothing..LOL Seriously..running out of sexy clothes...I hate to bore everyone with the same old stuff...suggestions again?..LMAO. :) Hugs and Kisses! I am feeling a bit weird to night, what with the hangover and all...and I just want to laugh..what can I get into to do that?..Any suggestions..LOL Ok..I am smiling right now, but seriously...Fun is the word of the evening and I want some!..Oh by the way..not x rated fun either..LMAO Hugs and kisses
Contest
THIS IS FOR MALES AND FEMALES ARE YOU A PARENT?????? ARE YOU A GRANDPARENT????????? AND I'M SURE YOU LOOK GREAT 1~WHO IS THE HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS ON FUBAR. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU ARE THE ONE OR IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CLAIM THIS TITLE. WILDCAT AND CHERRYBOMB ARE HOSTING 2 CONTESTS TO FIND OUT. ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞®@ fubar ~Cherrybomb™~ @ fubar IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! CURIOUS TO KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT 1~FUBAR HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS. EACH CONTEST WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY OCT 12TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON MONDAY OCT 22ND @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN 1ST PLACE WINNER: 1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE WINNER: 1 WEEK BLAST,1 MONTH VIP OR TICKERS 3RD PLACE WINNER: 3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO) 4TH PLACE WINNER: 1 D
Happy Hour
almost half way there! If anyone is bored and has nothing to do please come by my link and leave a comment or two! I have 27,000 left to go for a happy hour! Any help is greatly appreciated! Thanks Jennifer link: In one week all of my friends and family helped me to get up to 20,000 comments all that is left is 30,000 so if anyone is bored and would like to help out some more or have not helped out yet and want to contribute please stop by the link and leave a comment or two! I will greatly appreciate it! Thank you, Jennifer Link: I know alot of my friends are commenting others who truely need the comments because of the contests they are in, but if anyone is out there that has nothing to do right now can you please come by my contest picture and leave a comment or two! I would greatly appreciated! I have a little over 32,000 to go which is better then the 50,000 needed! Please help! Thank you, Jennifer Link:
Poems & Writing
What happens when a part of your soul dies? Do you ever recover, do you even want to try? A daily pain in your heart, a wound that never heals No way to express it, unable to feel The numbness overides it all, yet you know.. the problems still exist; but you have nothing to show.. The anger, the rage and violence beneath; it cloulds all your thoughts, this anguish and grief Do not let this numbness reign over the day for life slowly drains of color and turns the world to grey Most need help, or take a shortcut, a crutch To cope with the days, all the pills, booze & such For me the booze let the color return back inside.. but for a few short hours, then that color ran to hide 'Cuz a monster was born from all the cheap beer & liquer The disgusted looks from my girl and family was the kicker This was not working, this was not me! I will not eat green eggs and ham o sam let me be! ha ha I made a little joke you see, to lighten the mood, to set me free So far laughter is
School, Life, And Love
Stash
HEY WILL YOU ALL PLEASE CHECK OUT THE VIDEO IN MY STASH TITLED HAHA MY DAUGHTERS THE BOMB! ITS SOO HILARIOUS... AND PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS ON IT... THANKS SO MUCH YA'LL
Wow
I have met this amazing man, that is like no other I have ever met in my life. We have so much fun together and it is really developing into something so special, and we both feel so blessed to have found each other. It's fate..we are so much alike, love the same things...and are starting to love each other....all I can say is WOW..that is what we are both saying, is WOW....love really can hit like a storm when two people are least expecting it. This is so awesome!
What U Should Know!!!!
Toys & Masturbation
Afternoon Play by Audiomicrowave © I had special plans for my wife this afternoon, so I left work early to prepare. As soon as I got to the house, I prepared the bed. I pulled the sheet and comforter to the end of the bed, and piled a couple of pillows in the middle. I got our toy box out of the closet, and selected a few of my favorites...the long, soft ropes, my smallest butt plug, our flogger, and my wife's favorite vibrator. I also got the lube out and set everything on the bedside table. My wife called to let me know she was on the way home from work, and I suggested that she grab a bite to eat on the way home, but to hurry, as I had a surprise for her. About a half-hour later, I heard her pull into the garage. I met her at the door, doing the usual how-was-your-day-welcome-home-kiss routine. She asked about her surprise, and I told her she'd have to wait for a few minutes. I instructed her to go to the guest bathroom and get undressed. I also said that it would be a wh
My Blogs!
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love for your dream for the adventure of being alive. It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your moon... I want to know if you have touched the centre of your own sorrow if you have been opened by life’s betrayals or have become shrivelled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain mine or your own without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy mine or your own if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful to be realistic to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn’t interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if you can
Poetry
Why were you so selfish? Why were you so cruel? How could you ever think That suicide was cool? “My life was screwed up,” Is what you would say, But you didn’t have to End your life that way. I would have helped you In your time of need. But you wouldn’t let me, The only emotion you showed was greed. I miss you so much More than you will ever know, But my life has moved on And I also must go. Your life is over And mine will go on. I wished for so long That you weren’t gone. All I want now Is to know why. Why would anyone Want to die?
Photo Contest (yes, Another One! :d)
what it is everyone! :D first i have to thank all my supporters, that have been bombing my photo everyday :D im SO in the lead...i havent even added it up. its somewhere over a 13,000 point lead! :D:D i cant describe how great it feels. well...i think we can pretty much relax on bombing it for now. if by some miracle, robot alien bombers come from mars, and she starts catching up with me...trust me i will holler :D not only because i will need help, but also cause, "oh shit alien robot monsters from mars!" :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O :D:D in case you were wondering, yes! all people from weed are like me :D we're a crazy bunch 8-p8-p if any of you are feeling kind...i have a friend in the contest :) ive been helping him to get into 3rd place :) if you will, please go rate his photo!! thanks guys here is the link... click here to vote for bignuts75! (rate and comment) and in case you havent yet... click here to vote for j-roxx! (rate and comment)
New To Fubar
Become a member on Yuwie, get paid to chat and have fun :) Come be moi Frieeeeend ;) Aimz xoxox I have no idea what to do on this thing, so just give me awhile and ill figure it out lol, bare with me, ive been bombarded with mail and requests and im not ignoring anyone! i promise. justlearining. Talk soon... when i know how lol Thakyou Aimz xxxxxxxxxx :) If you want to chat with me Feel free to add me to IMVU, and if u dont have an account- it is free to Sign up : ) Hope to see you there ;)
Major Issues!!!
Back in December of 2006, my husband was drinking and choked me... it was the first time he ever got drunk around me... So I thought maybe it really was how he said, that what he was drinking turned him into another person. Then around April of this year, he threw something at me and left a really bad welt on my arm. We both have issues dealing with our anger... but that was the second time he really scared me. This isn't the end. I had forgiven him for the first 2 times, but then just the other night he raised his hand to me... But didn't hit me. I had told him that if he hit me again, or any type of abuse there of, I was leaving... I am worried he'll do it again... but I love him to much to leave really... Maybe we just need help... I don't know...
Not Sure
Someday you'll notice me... Someday you'll realize who has caught you everytime you've fallin... Someday you'll turn around an see whose always had your back... Someday you'll realize whose always been there when times get tough... Someday you'll not mistake my kindness as a weakness... Someday you'll realize whose love has always been sincere... Someday you'll realize who has helped dry your every tear... Someday you'll realize the love in my kiss... Someday you'll realize the safety in my embrace... Someday you'll understand when I'm no longer there... Someday... you'll notice me! JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, I WROTE THIS A FEW DAYS AFTER I BROKE IT OFF WITH MY EX...... How do you tell the one you love you would do anything for them, even move back to be with them? How do you fix what you have done wrong? How can you change your life for one person when you never get it in return? Will things ever be different? Will you ever love again? When you fi
Tomorrow I Swear!!!
Hey all, i'm so sorry about the delays in getting back to you guys to fan and rate, if you haven't been fan'd/rated, please post in the "did you miss my..." blog. I'll be getting my comp up tomorrow at some point (tomorrow being monday) and once i'm up and running, i'll get back to all of ya. should be doing a few pics tomorrow, but comp takes first priority lol talk to you all soon, Sin
Funny
Its funny how hello is always accompanied with good-bye Its funny how remembering good memories can make you cry Its funny how forever never seems to really last Its funny how much you'd lose, if you forgot your past Its funny how friends, can just leave you when you're down Its funny how when you need someone they’re never around Its funny how people can change and think they’re so much better Its funny how many lies can be packed into one love letter Its funny how people can forgive even though they can’t forget Its funny how one night can contain so much regret Its funny how crazy and ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is that none of this seems funny to me
Chivalry
People seem to have forgotten the concept of chivalry.
Erotic Couplings 02
Bride's Maid by maanmathan_playboy © I knew that the girl was looking at me since morning when I first saw her. I am here at my best friend's wedding which is going to be happening the next day. The place was surrounded by a crowd all the time. She seemed to be the friend of the bride and was struck up with the bride like a glue. I was eager to find a chance to speak with this beautiful girl. The time was almost midnight and everyone was returning back to their homes. The bride and bridegroom returned to their respective rooms when it was 12 O' clock. Till then, we were all chatting and playing all sort of games. The stranger girl was all smiling and glancing at me often. I couldn't take my eyes of her pretty red saree decorated with glass beads and flowers. I tried to stop my imagination when my eyes caught a glimpse of her fair hips through her saree as she was dancing. I retired to the balcony and tried to work out a nice plan to speak with this un named girl the next day at
I Love My Mom
Management Lessons