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Stayin Alive!Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, st
Life Is What You Make Of Ithi this is stacey -n- this is my first blog. I don't have anything thrilling to say at the moment. Halloween was interesting this year.
You should have seen me I was wearing this green little headband with green -n- sliver poms -n- a black dress..it was kinda flashy looking but it pass for my costume, I was a alien dress up as a human..silly huh.
it was fun esepcially when I got to hang with my bffs..we always have fun together we watch scary movies-well they was suppose to be but it takes alot to scare me. Well anyways we went to this church festival -n- got tons of candy -n- free krispy kreme donuts. We just walk all over the place -n- laugh at people when they stare at us.
Come JoinCastleberry's food recall~list has been expanded!!
http://www.castleberrys.com/news_productrecall.asp
Check this site. It has the list of all the expanded recalled products from the castleberry manufacterers...botulism!
This can be deadly if you have had this and dont get treated .... Please let everyone you knoww about this!!!
Come join us in the seductive magic lounge and rock out with deadly waves radio. we play all styles of music. so come relax listen to awesome tunes and just have fun with us and if u have a request we will play it
Click picture to enter!
Click picture to enter and come rock out with deadly waves radio and seductive magic lounge.. we play all kinds of music. PARTY TIME......
QuizYOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better!
Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!!
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1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A.
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.
13. )Q. What would you do if you
Late Night AttackWell last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door.
Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife.
I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food.
I hate angry drunks......
InviteHere is the lounge i started if you wanna join please feel free to join.
http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=8747
Thanks, Blaze Here is a family that u can have fun in and help one another so mail me on this account and ill lok and see whats going on. Hope to see u in the family.
Blaze
Smokin~with~tazAll men make mistakes....it is just married men find out about them sooner,
Into The Boiling CauldronI walk through this garden of eden,
searching for the inhabited hethen.
navigating the undigestible desire.
that soon will be engulfed with fire.
my vision gives way to the cinder.
as the eaten apple, soon will render.
The fall of the garden of greatness,
as I slither with my great snakeness.
I whisper into the woman's ear.
Just what Adam needs to hear.
A bite that leads to great understanding.
Knowledge that leads to man's ending.
I am the great dark prince....
come witness my great entrance.....
J. Koblitz
on Aug. 31st. at the french quarter!
"Fall Of The Garden Of Eden"
I don't know whats worse, the heat of the looming doom.
Or the thick, blinding smoke that is filling the room.
My own air filling her lungs, I suffocate my lover.
I inhale hot smoke, as we cower in the corner.
Our tears of fear, forming a pool around us.
A false puddle of hope that will not save us.
Online Or OfflinePlease don't think I am here if it shows me online today.I have been trying to go thru stuff cause I am moving.Then poof they were moving a double wide of my neighbors out and off went all our power cause they hit a electric line.So I can't say if I am here or not LOL.Hugs to all
I am trying to rate etc all today but no for sures at this rate.
Some People R Just Fucked In The HeadHAVE U EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO WHERE IF U SEE THE PERSON WHO MADE U THIS WAY, ALL U WANT TO DO IS TO PHYSICALLY HURT THEM UNTIL UR ANGER IS OUT OF UR BODY??? YEAH RIGHT, LESS STRESS ON ME NOW? FUCK NO!! BUT THAT'S OK. I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING BEWHIND MYSELF EVERYWHERE I GO....JUST REMIND URSELF, WHEN U PROMISE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, DO NOT FUCK UP & NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. IT WILL ONLY GET U ENEMIES THIS WAY. EVEN THOUGH, I'M ON BEDREST, I CAN STILL KICK THE BITCHES ASS...& IF SCOOBIEDOIT IS READING THIS...FUCK U! U CAN BE FRIENDS BOTH WAYS...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY HEART LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT TO HELP ANOTHER OUT OF A SITUATION!! AS USUAL, A WIGGER HAS BEEN PUT BEFORE HER CHILDREN, FRIENDS, & SUPPORTERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE FUCKED MYSELF....NO. WHEN THIS PERSON COMES AROUND LOOKING FOR HELP...IT WILL NOT BE HERE!!! SORRY, BUT U DO NOT FUCK THE BITCH & EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT!!! PAYMENT WILL BE COMING SOON & IF U
It Is A LotWhy not force a deleting of the account! Yea! There we go...I will be back with the nastiest pics..LMAO Its easyto losetrack sometimes, and I guess that I have. I just want to say thank you for those that are true...I wish I could be everything for everyone, but I can't. Its a hard thing to want to be everyhting to everyone, and if you ever have to deal with that, then you will know what I am talknig about. It s hard enough to be all that... for yourself alone. You can't...Love you...LOL
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FubarI have 200 pics in a folder if you rate all of them then send me a message and I will send you 25,000 fubucks.
Thank you I love my friends
My Little Angel ZacharyI am about to havea son named Zachary, and i am so excited! This is going to be m first kid, and i can't wait to see what he looks like when he is born. I bet he is going to look like a little angel. God bless my child zachary scott
Main Profile PhotosGreetings
Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page.
This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this.
1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to Level 0.
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3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset.
We have always been a community regulated site. I am certain our community will help regulate this. If you are reported, you will receive a warning to remove. If you do not comply, you will be reset. If you continually abuse, you will be reset.
Thanks for your support.
Scrapper
PS...The only ones crying about this are the people who are manipulating the
Funny Stuff!The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan... and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US. Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himse
Freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN THIS GIVE AWAY . YOU ARE THE BEST .
NOW FOR THOSE I HAVE HELPED AND GET NO HELP IN RETURN I HAVE LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS . ANYONE WHO HAS HELPED OR WANTS TO HELP PLEASE FEEL FREE . THANKS EVERYONE
Two Very True StoriesTwo very true stories
True story #1
World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant
Commander
Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier
Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on
a
mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and
realized
that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have
enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His
flight
leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly he dropped out of
formation and headed back to the fleet.
As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned
his
blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way
toward
the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the
fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring
them
back in time to save the fleet. Nor, could he warn the fleet of the
approaching danger.
Weird StuffI don't know if linking a video in here will even work, but I'll try.
My Favorite Song"Everywhere"
We were born in this little town
Growin' up I was counting down
Every single day till we made our get-away
But you said you could never see yourself
Trying to make a life anywhere else
This would be your home and I was on my own
But ever since we said good-bye
I've been out here on the wind
Baby you would be surprised
All the places you have been
I've seen you in
Albuquerque waitin' out a blizzard
Arizona dancin' 'cross the desert
Watchin' the sun set in Monterey
Girl I swear just the other day you were
Down in Georgia pickin' them peaches
In Carolina barefoot on the beaches
No matter where you choose to be
In my heart I'll always see you
Everywhere
Now days
When I'm passin' through
The conversation always turns to you
I hear you're doin' fine
Livin' out by the county line
Got a man that's home every night
a couple of kids and the kind of life
That you want to lead
Guess you could say the same for me
Cause you and I made our choices
Al
Scorpio!!George Baker added this Comment
December 11 6:06pm
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was goi
A Responsecame across 2 mumms that dealt with childern
first mumm was bout child abuse
which is this mumm and poster
the poster first
http://www.fubar.com/user/997016
the mumm
http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461584
now the second mumm and poster
the poster of mumm #2
http://www.fubar.com/user/1229733
mumm # 2
http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461618
they both are bf/gf
i and a few others feel that these 2 are makeing these mumms up for the points and the drama
and this is from
the person that posted the second mumm i do believe
->~Beckee420...: i still smell bullshit
~Beckee420...: no reason to get butthurt lol why do u ask? Its sad that we did have these 2 similar situations within 24 hours
i marked it nsfw cause i dont want to get points from this someone get ticked that i flaged a pic nsfw
yea i flaged a pic today and its not very offten i do flag pic, stash or anything else i got a good laugh though out the conversation with this person c
My Best Poem Ever Written Always And ForeverA love that is my heart and soul
A love that cant be touched
A love that all the heavens will protect
A love that will never keep me away!
My little stinkers forever Micha,Megan, and Molley
My little saints forever 3 of no kind
Never forsaken too many times mistaken
Three pieces of my heart that shouldnt be taken away
Follow your hearts no matter where it takes you
Become someone that you can respect and love
Dont follow by example do what is right no matter who says it
Be your own and never live to be owned in any way
Never forget how much i love ya and need ya
every second is so hard to breathe without seeing you
Dont see this as a sad feeling every tear is hoping to see you grown
forver your mortal guaudian angel that mortally made mistakes
Scorpio
You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general.
You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take.
Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
ContestK ALL SO FAR THERE ARE ONLY REALY 5 PPL GETTING VOTES SO ITS ONLY FAIR TO DO TOP GAL AND GUY
SO TOP GAL GETS A VIP TOP GUY GETS VIP
2ND GAL GETS BLAST 2ND GUY GETS BLAST
3RD GAL GETS BPG 3RD GUY GETS BPG I AM NOT DELETING COMMENTS FROM THIS CONTEST NEXT ONE THAT SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE UR BOMBING IS OUT OF IT any one can rate the photos in the contest folder on my page no down rating at all the contest opes at midnight 9/19 and the one who comes in first gets the vip second gets the blast and third gets a big pimping gift i will be watching so lets play fair the fist one who doesnt play fair is gone no joking so tell all ur friends and lets play
How To Get Something Made For Youif you rate all my stash i will do one pic. if you rate all my pics then i will do two-three pics. if you do both then i think five customs will right in return. i can not do morphs, i am sorry for that. if you would still like me to make u a custom pic though i will. please do your part then send me a fu-mail. i will not take shouts. they are too hard to keep up with. thank you for all your time and rates. much luv.
Times A TickingSo when you wake up in the morning, feeling a bit perplexed as to why you should feel so lathargic, why the eyes dont want top open so quick, and why the head feels a bit heavier!!!
HEY WAKEUP STUPID!!!!
TIMES A TICKING!!!!
(oh how i wish i could see what happens tomorrow!)
BikersI have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters!
"I'm Just a Biker"
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you sta
Ode To A FartA drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
'And blood was everywhere,'
'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'
For death was in the air.
'A mother, trapped inside her car,'
Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
'She struggled to get free,'
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
'On where the back seat once had been,'
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
'She did not hear them cry, '
'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '
'Oh, God, don't let them die! '
Then firemen came and cut her loose, '
'But when they searched the back, '
'They found therein no little boys, '
But the seat belts were intact.
They
Dale JarrettBirthday: Nov. 26, 1956
Hometown: Hickory, N.C.
Unlike most drivers who come from a racing background, Dale Jarrett's path to NASCAR stardom didn't begin until he was 20 years old.
Sure, Jarrett, a multi-sport star in high school who was offered a golf scholarship at the University of South Carolina, hung out at the tracks watching his dad, Ned, race in the 1960s, but it wasn't until 1977 that the son of the racing legend first got behind the wheel.
He began working on a car with a couple of high-school friends, one of which was Andy Petree, and before long Jarrett wanted to try it out. After receiving a loan from his father to buy an engine, Jarrett started 25th and finished ninth that night at Hickory Motor Speedway, and the wheels were in motion.
Jarrett began competing in the Limited Sportsman Division at Hickory and in a few short years it was off to NASCAR.
Jarrett competed in 28 of the 29 races in the Busch Series' inaugural season of 1982, posting 14 top-10s to
Some Silly PoetryA Moment In Time....Lost
When you watch the flashing
of trees you are passing.
The shadows are intwined
with snapshots of time.
Light makes your eyes close
Your brain into overload.
Held in your memory
Fields of light, shimmering.
Thoughts race and fly away
Quicker than you can translate.
What do they mean?
Threse thoughts in between?
A free thought captured
held captive, tortured!
Disected by the human mind,
what should've been
a moment in time.
J. Koblitz
For the days when I was all alone
And the times when I needed a friend.
You were there when I wanted you.
All I had to do was pretend.
You were there to see me through
and to lend a helping hand.
You would always listen too!
When no one would understand.
Whenever I needed your giving heart.
A message to Heaven...I'd send.
For a friend that is just and smart.
And down you would descend!
FunniesFriends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
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It's h
Linda's BlogHELLO IM NEW HERE I GUESS IM STILL LEARNING THIS BLOG THINK . IM A KENTUCKY GIRL LOVE TO TRAVEL BEEN TO ABOUT 40 STATES IM A KENTUCKY MED TECH. LOVE TO CHAT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHAT DO YOU THINK , WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND ADD ME TO YOUR FRIEND LIST AND I WILL ADD YOU THANKS .. BYE FOR NOW
How We StumbleThe great Roman orator Cicero (106-43 B.C.) offered these "Six Mistakes of Man" - six habits of thinking that keep us a prisoner of ever-shrinking patterns. Who doesn’t share some of these?
Find out what mistakes you share, and without self-blame and judgment, gently fix them and move into a life of more meaning and love.
1. The illusion of personal gain. To begin with, the seesaw thinking that elevates personal gain as a result of crushing others betrays the infinite sense of things. It presumes that life and its resources are finite, that there isn’t enough to go around, and therefore we can only secure our piece of the pie at the expense of others.
2. The tendency to worry. When we tend to worry about things beyond our control, which is common, we are struggling with the lack of faith in the stream of life. This can lead us to a negative self-centeredness that adheres to a false sense of responsibility for everything.
3. Insisting that things are impossible. Because
First ContestHey yall.. Could you help me out with this contest? It's my first! Mahalo!!!
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Have U Ever Had One Of Those Days?Saturday - bail friend & MY car out of jail
Sunday - Dodge pickup goes KAPUT....
Monday - repair Dodge, celebrate son's birthday
Tuesday - son gets strep throat
Wednesday - wasn't too bad of a day...canceled trip to stay home with sick child
Thursday - ruh roh...daughter is getting sick
Friday - yep...she has it too
Saturday - water heater KAPUT (can I get a break?)
Sunday - woke up to 2 shattered windows in my daughter's car....damn (no to question from Sat)
For Me....Do you still drink whiskey?
Can I buy you a round?
If nobody’s sitting here, do you mind if I sit down?
I was nervous when I saw you
I almost walked away
And now I can’t believe what I’m about to say
These arms want to hold you
These lips want to kiss you
These eyes are glad to see you
Well baby I miss you
Let’s drive each other crazy
Like we did back then
Why don’t we get together
And break each other’s hearts again?
Maybe I’ve had one too many
I don’t want to say too much
We both know the reasons
Why we didn’t keep in touch
We’re no good for each other
Still it’s hard to let it go
I’m trying to be strong, but babe you’ve got to know
These arms want to hold you
These lips want to kiss you
These eyes are glad to see you
Baby, I miss you
Let’s drive each other crazy
Like we did back then
Why don’t we get together
And break each others hearts again?
Loving you should be the last thing on my mind
It feels so good to l
ContestHey everyone I am in a contest and really needing some help. I started late because i was at work all day. Please stop by and help out thanks.
Magic Of QuartzMany of us know what quartz is and where to find it, but until recently I didn't realize how much of our current way of living is dependant upon it.
Every bit of technology we have today form the laptop I'm typing this on to a simple watch is based off of a piece of quartz. It's the only stone we've found that actually stores information inside it.
Magik users have taken advantage of this ability for eons by storing specific energy and information in quartz to assist with learning, healing, energizing and other benefitial activities over vast amounts of time.
Scientists discovered recently that quartz also has an energy signature all its own that emits an almost imperceivable radio-type signal that can travel across vast amounts of space and even across our oceans. Some refer to this as the "call of the wild" or "the living entity of quartz."
In studies involving kirilian photography, which photographs electomagnetic energy fields, a small smoke-like wisp was seen to ri
Lucky Bastard...All you that think "DAMN she's got a man...."
GO and SHOW my man some love... Click HERE...and show tyr some love...
his 21st birthday was last week so go get his ass drunk so i can take advantage of him...
if i'm pleased, i'll even show you pictures ;)
come on, show him some love, you know you wanna see what i have in store for him...
~~Sin
TattooOk I need your opinions! I want to get my 4th tattoo and I can't decide which one I want to get.
Ok I guess I can't paste the pics here so I will post them in my pictures and tell me which one you like the best.
DadTim McGraw - Please Remember MeAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Sexual HoroscopeGemini
You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun.
You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too.
Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Another Love PoemYou look in my eyes see right though them.
You touch my face and I kiss your fingers.
I love you passes your lips, the first
time you said I Love You. I love you too.
I recite those words in my mind a thousand
times. Your lips softly touches mine
moving them slowly oh so slowly it
seems to last forever. Maybe some day
this will be us but for now I will
dream till this dream comes true.
Fubar AddictionIs it me? Or do i always find myself staying on fubar way too long?? if im crazy thats kool...just let me know...haha
UpdateI'm sitting here thinking about what has happened in the past week. not only have i been dealing with the everyday stress of trying to make a new life for myself, my daughter and eric but i lost a very close friend who i loved and adored. and still i found time for my friends. i may not have been the easiest person too talk to or be around but i still tried. now that i have emotionally hit rock bottom and i'm finding my own life just as pointless as roger may have thought his was i find myself losing even more "friends" nobody seems to understand what i'm going through and those who say they understand can i really believe them? i'm sick of hearing i'm there for you when you need me and when i look that person up they can't be found. i'm tired of people claiming they know me when they don't know jack shit. in the last 24 hours i have been called some very hurtful names and yet again who was there for me when it happened? i'm told to forget things and let them slide. well maybe i'm sick
Purpose Driven Life1 Corinthians 13
1.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
2.
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
3.
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
4.
Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
5.
Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
6.
Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;
7.
Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
8.
Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whe
Never Have I FallenNever Have I Fallen
Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away
Nsfw AlbumsI know you guys are wondering, especially you newcomers, why there are so many locked albums....
there were alot of guys coming here that wouldn't rate anything that was NOT NSFW... so i was getting NOTHING out of it...
before you stop and say "omg she didn't rate my shit" take a moment and think about what i put into MAKING the NSFW albums.
if you think it's worth it to see them, go back and find things you didn't rate (sfw pics, stash items, blogs) and give me something back for what i'm giving you.
until i feel that you guys understand what I give, those albums will remain locked.
Sin
I'm Back!Well, it's been over a month since AT&T bought out BellSouth and problems arose to 28% of it's customers. I'm in that 28% as well as my work place (makes ya think if 28% is less than it was). I missed over half of my VIP month. I appologize for not catching up and rating everyone like I intended.
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My PoetrySelf Respect By RJLewis
Self respect is ours, and ours alone.
But, when weakened, it can, easily, be undone.
Self respect is a quality we should all cherish.
It should be nurtured, and made to flourish.
Self respect is one of life's basic, human needs.
It's what drives us and helps us to succeed.
Self respect creates ambition, motivation, and drive.
It's a key ingredient in making us thrive.
Self respect inspires us to achieve our goals.
It gives us strength and feeds our very souls.
Self respect is a chief factor in a successful life.
It strengthens us when faced with pain and strife.
Self respect sharpens our judgement.
It builds our confidence, and, is often, apparent.
Self respect can, often, inspire the same, in others.
It's the reason we may, ALL, have our druthers.
Self respect can, sometimes, be misunderstood.
It should reflect, in us, all that is good.
Self respect should always be admired.
For, it is a trait, not easily, aquired!
What
Do You Like Me Now?Time: 11:41pm
Name: Nicole
Sisters: Joy, Jill & Jamie
Brothers: James & Chad
Height: 5ft 9"
What are you wearing? Quincy Hawks tshirt & Flecce pants
Favorite Number? 7
Favorite Drink? Brass Monkey
Favorite Month: October
Favorite Breakfast: fried eggs, bacon (extra cispy), hashbrowns, toast with jelly
--------------------------Have You Ever-------------------------
Broken a bone: yes
Been in a police car: yes
Been on a boat? yes
Swam in the ocean and surfed?: yes
Fallen asleep in school: yes
Cried when someone died: yes
Saved emails?: yes
--------------------------Ever Had-------------------------------
Chicken pox: yes
Sore throat: yes
Broken nose: yes (6 times)
----------------------------Do You--------------------------------
Like cake? no
Like school? yeah, i until i found beer
------------------------Questions----------------------------------------
Who was the last person you danced with? Drew
Who makes you smile? My princess Landry
A Littel About My LifeHello everyone, don't know if anyone will read my blogs or not, don't care. But for those of you who know me and are keeping track of me, I am starting all over yet again, i have decided to completely end my marriage of 3 year and boy it sucks. I am living back in herington or should i say i have been for the past 7 months. I have taken on careing for my grandma, but i guess some people feel i am not doing a good job, since i supposidly sleep all day. Some one has to have their nose shoved right up someone elses buisness as usual. Soon i will be moving my great grandma back into her house and taking care of both of them, never thought in a million years i would be doing this, but hell who better then me. My daughter started preschool this year and seems to be enjoying it, my son turned two in august and is hell on wheels, but i still love him to death.
I've lost so much in the past few years it's insane. Lately i seem to be loseing to much, i've lost my wife not that that bot
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Curse of the Black Pearl - The Hanging Dress. This is the dress that Elizabeth wore to Jack's appointment with the gallows.
Dead Man's Chest - Elizabeth's Pirate Costume etc."
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I'm Here!For the next three days I am going to be too busy to get back with anyone until the evening...Work sucks but what can you do? Anyway..just wanted to say love you all, and I will get back with you as soon as I can, if anyone misses me that is..:P LOL..I seem to be one of the many on here that is having a problem with their online and uploading of pics status. I thought it was just me, thought maybe someone hacked into my account and screwed me, but apparently its a glitch they are working on. Sooo..lol..in case anyone wondered..:P I'm here and I have new pics so come see me! LOL Hugs and kisses!
Passion, Pleasure, PainStone Cobbled Corridor
The night closes in upon me, encircling me like loves embrace. I walk forward confident in myself, knowing the needs of my wanton desires hidden from reality for centuries gone by. Past lives forgotten in the light of day, Darkness brings to me the passion and desires that were denied me. I walk down a dark stone cobbled corridor dripping and sodden with age old mysteries yet to be discovered. I reach a hand out to touch, carefully seeking the joys that await me. As I wander with abandonment down the dark stone cobbled corridor exuding with unfound passions yet to be revealed to me, my heart begins beating faster with new found joy. I see this glow emanating further off in the distance. Always to elude me, but this time the soft golden glow becomes brighter and as I walk, my bare feet quicken their pace. Drifting closer to the end of that dark stone cobbled corridor I cautiously peer into a golden lit stone cobbled chasm. I see before me a vast court room so be
I'm SorryI'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
My BlogAs we Sit next to a river just watching the water pass by us day or night, we see visions that we for gotten in our past some good, some bad, or others worse than others. We stare into the water starting to remember what great things we lost during our childhood and the friends we haven't seen since we moved away or they moved from us. Some memories we try so hard to block out and think we done that but we really diden't, and done so hard to get over it as well. Sad memories are very hard to get over, even the worset ones that we had to face its almost as if we wanted to cut that part out of our minds forever, But rivers cannot keep your memories locked in your mind for ever. It starts new ones for all. Thats why we see some people stare at the river passing on by with out saying a word because sometimes the are starting to remember something they for gotten. Memories of your past cannot change your future if you do not let them change your future life. You cannot let your bad history
No! I Won't Unlock Them.For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it.
This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page.
DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family.
IT DOES NOT work that way.
GET OVER IT!
Sin For all of the morons that can't seem to SEE this ANYWHERE.... Last place I can put it.
This will be reposted any time it falls off my profile page.
DO NOT ask me to unlock anything or to see my private pics or to be added to my family.
IT DOES NOT work that way.
GET OVER IT!
Sin
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ZippaA man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?"
The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."
RiddlesThe man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
I Wish You Could KnowI wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns.
I wish you could comprehend a husband's horror at 6 in the morning as I check his wife of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring her back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting her husband and family to know everything possible was done to try to save her life.
I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with.
I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards a
Bound.....BOUND
Bound by Light
& Darkness
Bound by Blood
& Tears
Bound by Stars
& Sliver
Bound by Eternity
& Shadows...
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Random WrittingSo now as the time draws near to an end, we truly understand what it is we must do. We must stand and fight for each other no matter what may come to be. These times ahead are rough and no one should have to bear them, no matter how important they should me.
So I am here by your side fighting all the way down till the very last breath of my soul. Crying out for you in love and in pain. We both shall be beaten down, and tired but only fate knows if we will still remain.
So what say you, do you wish to fight this final battle by my side, or do you wish to leave me? I guess not the answer important for I will be fighting this battle with or without you, being delt every blow with a smile for I will fight this battle for you.
So are you willing to fight this one final battle, for the only battle for us that remains is that for each other’s love.
BlogDEL REY (KTLA) -- Police are investigating the fatal shooting of a man who was driving a stolen car in Del Rey, near Culver City.The shooting happened around 7 a.m. in the 5500 block of Margaret Avenue, close to busy Jefferson Boulevard.Police say the victim suffered at least one fatal gunshot wound to the neck.He was driving a Lexus IS 300 that was reported stolen from West L.A., according to police.The victim has not been identified. Authorities say he is a Hispanic male about 25 to 35 years old.Investigators are canvassing the area looking for possible witnesses. They did not immediately have a suspect description available.
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Early Morning Madness"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!"
Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her.
We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn.
note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged
Fresh Cut PeoniesI wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them!
I wonder if they come in different colors!
I wonder about the fragrance!
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water!
I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry!
I wonder if they are cheaper by the dozen!
I wonder if they come in long-stemmed
Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers ( Indianapolis ).
The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped
and told them how to spell peonies.
Ummm, Yeah.So. My first blog is also my last for a while. Just a bit of info as to why I'm going to be offline for a while...
My vacation is over. I go back to work today and won't really have any time online until sometime after Jan 15th.
That's about it folks.
My PoemThere are times,
My life seems so empty.
There are times,
I feel so alone and uneasy.
There are times,
I don't care to live any longer.
There are times,
Everyone else seems much stronger.
There are times,
I feel no love at all.
There are times,
Deeper into depression I fall.
There are times,
I know I'll die all alone.
There are times,
My family would be happier if I were gone.
These are the times,
Of my cursed life!!!!
AUTHOR: JOE S.
Lifei hate the face that i hate my life. i hate the fact that i cant find that one person i'm ment to be with. i hate the fact that my aunt passed aways amd isnt here to spend halloween and xmass with us i hate everything right now. i hate the face that my dad is where is and cant be here with me. i hate the fact that i dont really have anyone i can talk to right now that knows whats going on in my life. but one of the things i hate the most out of everything. is that everything is happening at the sametime. and that there hasnt really been time for it to hit me one thing at a time. i hate the fact that i hate everything and that nothing can go good for me. i hate the fact that i cant sleep because on all this. i just hate everything right now. i hate me life and that thers only a handful of ppl that know why and but most of all i hate the fact the their all to busy to talk to me and clam me down like old times.
sorry to everyone that gets mad at me for this but i had to get it out. i'
WorkPatrolman Jerry Edwin Trimmer
Henrico County Police Department
Virginia
End of Watch: Monday, August 15, 1966
Biographical Info
Age: Not available
Tour of Duty: Not available
Badge Number: Not available
Incident Details
Cause of Death: Automobile accident
Date of Incident: Monday, August 15, 1966
Weapon Used: Not available
Suspect Info: Not available
Patrolman Trimmer was killed in an accident while responding to an assistance call.
Officer William Herman Edwards III
Henrico County Police Department
Virginia
End of Watch: Monday, February 2, 1998
Biographical Info
Age: 50
Tour of Duty: 30 years
Badge Number: Not available
Incident Details
Cause of Death: Motorcycle accident
Date of Incident: Monday, February 2, 1998
Weapon Used: Automobile; Commercial
Suspect Info: Not available
Patrolman Edwards was killed while providing funeral escort for a Hanover County, Virginia, sheriff's deputy. The accident occurred when a flat bed truck pulled in
WelcomeCreate your own flash text here!
CrashLook at the pictures
Look at the photo above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are
s tanding on the road).
His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it.
Now look at the photo below
IF YOU WEREN'T A BELIEVER IN GOD BEFORE, WOULD YOU BE AFTER THIS?
PoemsYou say you love me...
But why does it hurt so bad?
You gave me great things...
But made me feel so sad.
You said we would always be friends...
But now, when I need you the most your
to pissed and mad.
When you left I didn't unterstand...
what did I do to deserve this?
Why did you have to hurt me so bad?
I know we had are ups and downs...
but who does't?
You were the only one that I knew I could
count on..
But where are you now?
These are the questions I ask myself
everynight before i go to bed
WHY??????
When?
When I hear you laugh.
When we share a secret.
When your eyes sparkle.
When we're just being us.
When we don't have to talk.
When I watch you sleep.
When you remember.
When I don't have to explain.
When I walk into a room.
When we are in a crowd.
When i'm by myself.
When your just being you.
When you make me giggle.
When I hear your heart beat.
When you reach for me.
Even when you're not looking.
That's when I Love You!!!
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Spread The StupidityMERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Amen to This!
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a "Holiday ".*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-
God's Law Of CompensationLetting people fall in love with people who are already married is one of the meaner things that God does...
Many people have asked why you would let yourself fall in love with someone who is married. That's a really stupid question. The obvious answer is that love, real love, doesn't take into account religion or race or marital status. Love is seldom convenient, and we sure as hell don't get to pick who we fall in love with. And unless it happens to you early in life, there's a good chance there will be other people involved...
I'm a romantic, and I truly believe that each one of us has a soul mate. However, there is this theory I call God's Law of Compensation. It works on the premise that each one of us gets a different set of goodies. Some people get looks, some get money, some get a perfect mate or fame or whatever. But no one gets everything. Perhaps God has decided that love is the one thing I should do without...
`mathematics (nsfw)So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
Thoughts And Dementiahe woke up late, skiped the usual routine went straight for the coffee, usually followed by hours of rigurous preporation for a lengthy day of ignorant customers who by company standards are always right, but by personal opinion is the dumbest person you've ever talked to. He gets into his car, starts the vehicle, puts on his seatbelt, still feeling tired and woosey from waking up in such a hurry, wonders if there's anything he's forgetting, as he pulls out of his drive he remembers he forgot his pen, so he pulls back in and gets out, once he gets back into his house he wakes up, and starts all over again, this time....who knows?????????
To Youwanted to say hi to those who notice. I haven't been on much. I hope everyone is good. i am trying to keep in touch, and hopefully i will have more time on in a bit. until then...best wishes. will talk to you soon
JokesLittle Johnny
Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny asks, "Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter?
If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him. So, when his father arrived home from work, Little
Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad...
Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the fucking thing."
BEFORE MARRIAGE
HE: YES. AT LAST. IT WAS SO HARD TO WAIT
SHE: DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
HE: NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
SHE: DO YOU LOVE ME?
HE: OF COURSE! OVER AND OVER!
SHE: HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME?
HE: NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN
Pirates Day!Why is this day different from all others?
Why do we need an International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Make no mistake. We do. But it's a little hard to articulate why, especially when you've made the mistake of referring to your wife as a scurvy bilge rat and tried to order her back into the galley.
Talking like a pirate is fun. It's really that simple.
It gives your conversation a swagger, an elán, denied to landlocked lubbers. The best explanation came from a guy at a Cleveland radio station who interviewed us on the 2002 Talk Like a Pirate Day. He told us we were going to be buried by people asking for interviews because it was a "whimsical alternative" to all the serious things that were making the news so depressing.
In other words, silliness is the holiday's best selling point.
Before we go any further, there's something we need to be clear about. Pirates were and are bad people. Really reprehensible. Even the most casual exploration of the history of pirates (and
~life~LIFES A BITCH THEN U MARRY ONE
Twisted HumorYoull love this one!!!!
I cant stop laughing at this clip........
Amazing WayzI have a new christmas tree on my page. I have only recieved 3 gifts thus far :( I hope u all will visit my page and leave a gift. Let me know if u get one and I will do the same! Thanks...Mandi! Hey everyone, I am sry that I disappeared for a little bit. I Finally got my promotion so I have been in training all week and some of last week too. But I think I am back for the most part until next week for more training! So I still need luv and if I get enough I will post some more naughty pics next week sometime! You know I have been reading alot about the Law Of Attraction and how u can have whatever you want just by thinking it. And it is really cool how it works. If you think happy thoughts and you think about all the things that you want in life, then it will come to you. If you think negative thoughts and dwell on things that are negative, you will bring more negative energy to you.
When I first heard about this, I thought it was totally bogus. Then I tried it. Putting on paper w
The First StepOur War Has Started Here.
The Hell Below Will Scatter Us Our Seperate Ways.
In This Chaos, Each One Of Us Has A Choice To Make
The Church Bell Tower
The Roof Top Of The Palace
Or The Middle Of An Enemy Encampment
We Decide Our Own Fate
But We Must Take The First Step
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A Marines TaleHe's recieved the highest commendations for Bravery. Countless decorations for Honor and Selflessness. But his achievments reach far beyond waht any medal could ever hope to commemorate.For the Men and Women of the U.S. Military, He is a human embodiment of possibility, The last Spartan standing against an angry tide of enemies.This Strength of Spirit is forced through his Legend. Tales rife with Sacrafice and Courage, Tales that Grow, Flourish, and Inspire. And while he shapes his own History, He in turn shapes the History of all who follow. For no matter what Horrors are released upon the day, They can not match the reply of Soldiers Emboldened with his Spirit. He is a Marine.
A HERO NEED NOT SPEAK. WHEN HE/SHE IS GONE, THE WORLD WILL SPEAK FOR HIM/HER.
To All Of My Kick Ass Kentucky Friends!!!My bulletins friendlies there is one where you need to vote for another friendlie, be sure to help out! TO ALL MY KICK ASS FRIENDS IN KENTUCKY!!
Body: Body: FRIENDS: Will leave you hanging if you piss them off, and never speak to you again.
KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will hang you from the nearest tree and piss on you if you piss them off. But will call after the weekend to see if your ok.
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FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.
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What Women Want And Need"45 things a girl will die for"
1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly
are you remembering this?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
Are you thinking about someone?
16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
..20 u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel love
Comment Tagging - Learn!So.. You wanna learn to Comment Tagg Like Me. I will not go into too much detail, but if you use this tutorial it should help you make better Comments (Taggs) on peoples pages. First understand, Fubar ONLY allows 2000 Characters when you are \"Tagging\" someones page. This Tutorial will explain how to \"Hack\" the code that you C&P from comment pages. Doing this allows you to post way more pix then you normally be able to post.
The Easiest way to comment on someones page is to first open Notepad :
go to START Run Type In \"Notepad\" (with out the quotes) & hit Enter. Now you should have a blank page from Notepad.
1.) In Notepad type the following & copy & paste it about 10 times so notepad looks like this
*Note - the Center code is only there 1 time. This will make everything centered in the comment box. This is not needed but looks way better :
ThanxI want to thank everybody for the help with leveling up but can still use more help...I will return the love..
Let It Go!TO MY SOMEONE SPECIAL...Be someone who listens, and you will be heard. Be someone who cares,
and you will be loved. Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed. Be
someone who comforts, and you will know peace.
Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise. Be
someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired. Be someone
who values truth, and you will be respected. Be someone who takes
action, and you will move life forward.
Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich. Be someone
filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which
you'll be thankful.
Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly
shines. Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to
be. I've learned the hard way that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are take
My FriendsI have some very special people as my friends here. I want each one of you to know that you are very special to me in your own ways. You show me respect, along with the flirty comments, and that means a lot to me. I am very honored to have such great guys as my friends. And you actually communicate! Who woulda thought? :)
I didn't start out thinking that I would have mostly male friends here, but that's how it ended up. The other friends that have since been deleted were nice, but after the initial first few weeks, faded away and didn't write much anymore. Friendship is very special to me, and communicating is part of that.
I call you guys my "man harem." LOL! To the 2 or 3 of you who compete with the gifts, and you know who you are...you don't realize how you make my day. You put a smile on my face. I know you would do anything for me, as I would you. You are more like family now....
I just want to say....thank you from the bottom of my heart. You guys are the BEST!
Laur
Angel Of MineHEY peeps of
the FU!
This girl
needs our help on this contest!
100,000
commets giveaway!
and its
her first contest!
Please help!
EVERYONE AND
ALL!!!
So click on
the pic and lets get the party started!!
She has been
good to us now lets return the love!
My ThoughtsI'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's
sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your
bedroom
I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want
to spend the whole night curled up in his arms...
I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have...
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there
with your name on it, and even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you...
I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
I'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything...
I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
I'm the girl who will have many inside jokes with you and will remember
each one.... I don't know about this all the time i forget alot
I'm the girl who will brag about you
Slippinyou see to live is to suffer
to survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering
chorus
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up
get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up
ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up
get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up
I been through mad different phases like Masons
to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away
If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids
doing something more constructive with they time
than bids I know because I been there
now I'm in there sit back & look
at what it took for me to get there
First came the *ooooh* the drama with my mama
she got on some fly shit *What* til I split
and said that I'ma be that seed
that doesn't need much to succeed
strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed
I'm ready for the
What A Kiss MeansWhat each kiss means
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
Advice...
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
Bleh...confusion!!!oi...im SOOOO CONFUSED!!! oh yea, and men suck ass, since they are the reason behind my confusion...if u say ur gonna do somehing, do it! its not that fucking hard! u say u will call, then fucking call, dont say something if u dont fucking mean it!!!
im sooo tired of all the bullshit going on...everyone with a dick just needs to leave me the fuck alone unless u can just be fucking truthful!
OMFG! how hard is it to just say what ur thinking, or fucking tell the truth?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!
Poem 1Do you ever think about me,
Despite your hatred towards
My being, my soul...
Have you forgotten everything,
My voice, my touch,
My pressence...
I am saddened
By your lack of empathy
Towards my darkened world...
At one time,
You were my everything,
What was keeping me alive...
With you gone,
Not caring about me,
Hurts more then you will ever know...
I looked into your eyes..
as you wrapped your arms around me,
I felt so safe, warm, and protected,
as I felt your heart beat,
when I lay my head on your chest..
You tilted my face upwards,
touching my lips with your finger,
as you leaned over to give me a kiss..
so passionately, that you took my breath away..
We looked up to the stars in the sky,
as I saw a shooting star fly by,
I wished this moment would last eternity,
as I took your hand..
my aches went away,
I knew you were here for me...
10 reasons to have sex..........
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce
PiercingsGot my eyebrow re-done yesterday. That makes #3. (Nipples, eyebrow)Next on my list, tongue, then nose. Can't wait to get my new tat either.
Bdsm 01Abbey Habits
by decimus ©
“Abigail.” Said Mother Superior.
“You are a novitiate who has spent almost a month within our community. You were sent here so that we might assess your potential to become a member of our ancient and secret order. Yet you were seen last Friday frequenting a Public House and have confessed as much.”
She paused. “I find your stated desire to remain within our walls and to complete your training difficult to believe.”
Abigail pressed herself further into the hard parquet flooring. She was laying face down on the floor, arms outstretched. Her white robes bunched around her body. She wanted to say something to excuse her guilt but knew that now was not the time.
Mother Superior turned to the other person lying next to Abigail. To the ungodly the only difference between the two prostrate figures would seem to be the color of their robes.
“Sister Mary.” She continued, “As one of our younger members it was your responsibility to
Something Wicked This Way ComesSquealer
She said she'd never been
Never been touched before, hummm
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked, hummm
To be excited
She said she always had
Had to fight it
And she never won
She said she'd never been
Never been balled before
And I don't think
She'll ever ball no more
Fixed her good
Hey
(Squealer) when I held her hand
(Squealer) I made her understand
(Squealer) when I kissed her lips
(Squealer) sucked her finger tips, hey
(Squealer) oohh started getting hot
(Squealer) oohh made it hard to stop
(Squealer) got too much
(Squealer) I think I've got the magic touch, aaah
(Squealer....)
© 1976, J. Albert & Son, Pty.
I hurt. No, I'm not going to go into detail, yes, I will be fine. I am just going through the whole Processing thing. Trying to decide what is the worst. What's funny is that it's not because of the reasons he will think it is.
So now what? Trying to process the truth and keep going. To be hon
CherrytapSo anyway, as some of you might have noticed, I'm not much of a rater lately, but holler at me here if you want photo or stash rates when I log back on to fuber. I'm not sure yet when I'm coming back in because I always have plenty of stuff going on on the side, and lately my fuber activity is usually off the cuff and pretty random. I can barely even schedule around happy hours. Instead of getting pissed off and deleting me for not participating in your leveling process, just let me know right here and I'll do whatever I can whenever I can. If you don't care about the points, just feel free to holler anyway and I'll chat at you soon. Have a great day/night/wednesday or Thursday or whatever it is wherever you are, whenever you're reading this blog!!
Emily's daughter turned 1 today (Sept. 19) http://fubar.com/user/995618. So go
check her out and leave her some happy
before we fit the kid for a flight suit. (wink Rev)
I'm out; till next time, everyone. Take it easy!
WOW, this is
More Than WordsWords has a thousand meanings...
Words can make you happy, sad, angry, confuse, speechless...
Choose the words carefully
Or you'll be sorry
Like me
In the heat of the moment
Words I shouldnt said
Cost me dearly
I think I lost a friend
I wish I can turn back time
I wish I can back to the past
But I cant
Sorry is no good
All is said and done
All left is regret and tear
Learn my lesson
To just keep my mouth shut
Think hard before talk
Anyhow...
I still hold small hope
That I dont loose my dear friend...
Small simple hope...