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Since I Can't Mumm...lol
I just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)

Poem For Drew
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM

Big Big Thank You!
Wicked Storm Crew RULZ!!!!!! Thank you all for your help!! We did it!! Held them off for 6 hours! We finished with over 7500 comments!! WOW!!!Smooches!to all!! I am gonna take the VIP and give it to my Baby Baby for a FU Wedding gift! So Ozzfanatic2 will be blue at least for a bit! I love my Crew, you are all the Best! Wicked Storm Crew = Family!! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~ Thank You All!! ~&hearts~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~ Special Thank You's to BuckeyeCowboy (don't think its over, she's still mine. lol). SunSetBeauty, girl your awesome! I'd like to thank Will for holding a fair and fun Contest! I am sure I am forgetting people just know that I thank you all from the bottom of my Heart! ~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~&hearts~WSC~

Morning!
ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol... i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;) all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;) i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;) and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :) BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer... i only answer mails if there's a q

No Fubar Love
dont you just hate when some says : rate,fan, or friend me ill return the love, but when you do it you get nothing in return. i think you should say what you mean and mean what you say. i have return all the love shown to me and wish everyone whould do the same. and for the ones that have, you are the true meaning behind fubar. much love to all my fan, friends, and soon to be friend and fan. and thanks for taking the time to read my first blog. much love joedy

Stories From The Night Exhange
I've been thinking about writing a book for a long time. But what to write?? I've always heard "Write what you know" well..this is what I know. :) Once upon a time I had a group of friends that make the Sex in The City woman look like prudes. LMAO, which wasn't a bad thing. They were fun and they opened my eyes to a WHOLE new world.. Now, will these stories be true??..maybe :) names will be changed but that's about it I will introduce the characters soon. Well it's been awhile since I posted the "Night Exchange" but finally I am getting around to it :) (and I apologize in advance I don't always do spell check or grammar check. lol I write as fast as I think. So please...forgive my spelling etc....) I don't think this entry is NSFW but I'll mark it as such. Just in case Firstly, I will be introducing my friends to everyone. Keep in mind, I will not/cannot add actual pictures or names of my old friends. So I have found celebrities that I believe truly represent them :)

Need Leveled
ginjabee@ fubar this is my lil sister she will return the luv lets help her level CLICK ON POIC AND BOMB HIS PIC HE NEEDS HELP PLEASE TO ALL MY FRIEND HE A GREAT GUY he behind all we need to bomb this pic below and dont forget to rate it thanks http://fubar.com/blog/129061/530545

Cleaning Time!
Well people I have cut my friends list in half and im not done yet. I would like to thank some special friends that got me over the hump, FACE DOWN ASS UP AND MILLION DOLLAR BABY!! THANK YOU LADYS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME!!. As for the rest of you like I said im not done just yet! Well I just had a very stressfull day and I reached out for some love and no one came. So I went thru my friends list and if you were online when I posted my status and didnt come I have deleted you. I HAVE OVER THREE HUNDRED AND SOME FRIENDS AND FOR THE LAST 3 COUNT THEM 1,2,3 DAYS I'VE NEEDED LESS THAN 500 POINTS TO LEVEL UP! WELL IM GOING THRU THIS LIST OF MINE AND IM GETTING RID OF MOST OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED AT THE NEW PICS I POSTED OR EVEN JUST SAID HI. SO IT WAS FUN AND MAYBE WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN SOMETIME.

Interracial Dating
I'm interested in going outside my comfort zone and date outside my race. I've been thinking about it for awhile and now I want to find the right guy. Someone between the ages of 22-32, into black bbws, fun to be around, down to earth, great sense of humor. I would prefer someone in the Charlotte, NC area. So if your interested let me know.

“add As Friend”
I am sponsoring a Happy Hour this evening at 8:00P PST. Stop by for a drink and leave me some New Year Cheer. First off let me tell you that I generally do not give a fuck if someone adds me or not. However, when someone makes a fucking game out of trying to string me along trying to entice me to beg for “addition” to their inner sanctum, I say FUCK YOU!! Now let me tell you what happened. While I was rating pictures on one a friend’s profile, I spotted someone that I wanted to check out. I read their profile, viewed their pictures, rated all the pictures, rated the person, fanned them, and then requested to be added as a friend. I have done this hundreds of times, some add and others do not, no big deal. However, this person sent a shout to me that said, “give me one good reason and i will accept you”. I replied in my best ogreish, “I be da bestest Ogre yuse 'ill ever know”, which got the reply, “that is grounds for denial”. Oh well, such a loss I return

Stupid Fact Of The Day
The late Bill Marvey, one of the world's last remaining manufacturer of barber poles, shared his expert opinion in a 1981 article. He explains: The symbolism of the barber pole goes back to the barber/surgeon of the Middle Ages. In addition to cutting hair, he'd pull teeth, let blood, use leeches, lance boils. He'd hang his bandages out to dry, and they'd blow in the wind and twist around red and white together. If you needed dental work, enemas, or wound surgery during this time, the barber/surgeon was the man to visit. A pole painted red and white (to represent blood and bandages) was an advertisement to potential patients. By the 19th century, barbers began focusing on hair styling and snipping, leaving the ER work to the doctors. The distinctive striped pole remained however. It's not quite as clear what the blue stripe of a barber pole represents. One interpretation says the blue stands for veins. Marvey believes the blue stripe was added during the turn of the century as a

My Bitches And Ravings
Well, I felt it yesterday, my throat was swollen and very sore, and my eyes were hurting and watering, my nose running. Its official, I'm getting sick for the first time this year. It sucks cuz with my finace working, I'm taking care of the baby full time now. And I'm fine with that, I just don't want her to get sick. Goddess knows that if she starts to get sick like I used to get sick, I'm in some deep trouble. I know how painful that shit is, and I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that my babygirl don't have to go thru the same things I did, for as long as I did. If it has to be done, her tonsils will be removed as soon as possible. Anyway, I just wanted to bitch for a few. Hopefully I"ll start feeling better soon.

Haters
Jealousy!!! Jealousy what a stupid emotion if I could get rid of one that would be it!!! I have seen 35 summers!!! All the hate that goes on!! I am most comfortable in my skin!!! I have been hiding behind the doors for years thinking I wasn’t good enough to be out!!! Well Fuk u haters!!! The sad thing is the half of u are closet bbw lovers!!! If u had the chance to put weight aside to see what’s inside the person!!! Wow U might find a good soul!!! That’s why I would get rid of jealousy!!! See I was raised mommy always taught me to share and to be kind to others!!! So as for u low raters just fuk right off!!! U might want to be comfortable in your body or find out why u have so much hate!!! it took me years to get my confidence back up there it will never go to my head !! Just know that I am beautiful!!! We all come in different sizes and shapes If we didn’t this would be a weird world all the same!! Well us phat bottom woman make the world go around tooo!!! Life

Test
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." this is a test of the emergency blog system sorry people A drunk guy is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom lady a few seats down I'd estimate a 44DD bra. A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the mu

Plz Help Me Out
my friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.

Fu-bombers
We are too far behind on Kaes contest. This contest takes top priority today. I hope you all understand how important this is. When we are behind in a contest, we do not vote on Mumms, upload pictures, or update our stash. We also do not bomb giveaways when a family member is in a contest that has a deadline. The contest with the deadline always is the priority. We bomb our hardest to help that family member get in to the lead. I need all Fu-bombers to bomb Kae today and use all their comments. If you have any questions, see a family manager. Tiggerbear2007 Family Manager This morning when bombing I happened to see Anna's status in my bar tab say that she was going to the ER. I asked her if she was o.k. She told me that she was fine but her 8 month old granddaughter had stopped breathing. She asked me if I could post something asking for the family to pray for her granddaughter. I told her I would right away. Her granddaughters name is Lilliann. Please take a m

Help A Friend Level
hey all please do me a favor and show ur love to one of my best friends on fu.... he needs help leveling off .... and he will be more than happy to return the love.... thanks mrniceguy01@ fubar my friend really needs ur help hes trying for a VIP and is falling behind could u be kind enough to help him out he will gladly return the love Fonzi@ fubar please help him out

Benefit
We need bands to play a benfit in Adams at the Legion to Join Network and Vanburen Sludge helping to raise money for Tim and Rhonda Newton who after a motorcycle accident on sept 1st on a funraiser poker run for Hospice remain hospitalized and needing several surgeries to improve their quality of living. If anyone has any contact info. for a band in the area please contact me at 232-3299 or email m at Blooize1@yahoo.com. If you have a band and would like to participate it will be most appreciated!! Thanks.....Erin

Things That Make You Think Blog
This is true...check it out on www.snopes.com Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I al

Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectl

The Love For My Man
This kid was dragging his dead frog down the street, he walks up to this "hooker house", bangs on the door,the madame opens up the door and asks "what can I do for you dear?" the kid says "I want a hooker!" The madame says "I'm sorry young man, you must have the wrong place" The kid whips a hundred out and says "I want a hooker and I want one RIGHT now!" The madame says "come on in" The kid says "I want a hooker with herpes" The madame says "son, all my girls are clean" The kid whips out another hundered and says "Iwant ahooker with herpes RIGHT now!" The madame says "upstairs, first door on the right" so the kid goes upstairs still dragging his dead frog, goes in, takes care of "business" comes out still dragging his dead frog. Before for he leaves the madame asks the kid "why did you want a girl with herpes?" The kid says "ok, I'll tell you why! I'm gonna go home and fuck my babysitter, and she's gonna get herpes, my dad wil pick her up to drive her home, he fucks her and he's gonna

Just Trampin'
I just got off the phone with the court in Albuquerque and after talking for what seemed like forever I told them that since I wass gonna have to go to jail that they would have to just come and get my ass. But they said that they wouldnt spend that kinda money on me lol! So i told them that I'd be there sometime close to Christmas. At least this way I know I'll get an early x-mas kick out lol!! fuck them assholes Well today stared out to be a pretty good day, I played poker all morning. Didnt win anything but I didnt lose anything either, so that was good. I also got to make a few new friends here on this site..another good thing. Then I got this fucked up email from an old friend of mine from Albuquerque who I hadnt seen or heard from in forever. Dude says that he looked me up on the fuckin net and the fucker found me lol. anyways he sent me a copy of this letter he got in the mail tht was addressed to me from the dept. of public safety. Well turns out that they've went and put

For The Ladies :p
Hey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;) make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;) Love, Sin

Wedding Bells Are In The Air
Hello my friends, fans, and family. Sunday at 7 PM EST me and Just Shizzle will be getting a true fubar wedding. Everyone is invited and bring some friends if you want to. Hope to see all there.:D This is the link to the lounge and please repost: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370 Everyone is invited. Come join us. :D Come join us in the wedding lounge for me and just shizzle's fu-wedding. :D http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370

Center Of The Bible....
Center of the Bible The pictures are awesome.... but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before

Maybe There Is A God.....
sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home the transition is unbelievable i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried and now for something completely amazing..... he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises the boy is such a fighter i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover my little brother ! he's still the luckiest bastard i know........

Observation
Last night when I got to work I went into the team dining room and was sitting drinking my coffee, I happened to look around the room and to my surprise there sat Aaron Tippin, Joe Diffie and Mark Chestnutt at a booth eating the same crap they feed us for lunch and dinner, LOL. I absolutely couldn't believe how down to earth these guys were. I mean hell Aaron was discussing his high cholesterol with them as he ate some cereal and drank a Heineken. So it's nice to know these guys are real just like the rest of us. As the headliners for the concert at the casino they could have eaten in the 4 star restaurant privately with their own chef. I actually intend to go over and say Hi tonight if they are in there again, as I know know we can approach them. Would have loved to get all their autographs. Have a great weekend. I'm off to work! YAY it's my Friday. I've had my crush on the same guy now for awhile and he doesn't even get on his fubar account anymore. Anyone wanna

Wedding Ring
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate

Lost Soul
Ok...I have to get this out I guess..LOL I went on a lunch date with this guy and had a great time. We drove around for a bit, and really seemed to hit it off. So well that we planned a golf date...:) So here is the story Set it up for Saturday...and of course stuff happened, but to make a long story short I ended up being late. Mind you I had to drive an hour to get there, and there was an accident I didn't plan for, and construction work. But I did Make it just late. I had his number to call when I got there, but of course..stuff being the way it is and me being rushed..I left it at home. Some you know I have no phone of my own , neither home or cellular, by the way..:) So I end up hunting this golf course on my own with the hopes that he was there waiting. He wasn't. He apparently called and cancelled the tee time. As soon as I got home I got on the computer and wrote a message as to what happened with no reply from him. Today, he gets on Fubar and rerates me a 1 f

She Was Only 13
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of crap!" The mom walk

Confessions
you know that commercial for Five gum? how they have all the ball bearings in a giant speaker and the guy walks into them barefoot and lays down in them in his boxers? then turns on the sound with a low thrumming bass that makes all the ball bearings vibrate around his body? I want to do that. Mark Your Confessions [x] I Talk A LOT when I get really nervous, excited, or upset. [ ] I collect/collected comic books [x] I shut others out when I'm sad/mad [x] I've stayed out all night. [ ] I open up to others easily. [ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. [ ] I watch the news (sometimes) [ ] I love Disney movies. [ ] I dont kill bugs [x] I've slipped and fell in public. [x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation [ ] I love Spam [ ] I bake well. [ ] I have worn pajamas to school [x] I want a better job [x] I have talked on the phone for 6+ hours [ ] I love Dr. Phil. [ ] I like multiple people [ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [x] I am kinda sel

Attractive Or On Fire?
New Study A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Please...i Need Advice
PLEASE, if anyone out there knows any thing about Sciatic nerve, and Lumbar disc damage.....I really could use your advice, support, etc of any kind. I have had sciatic pain since Jan. of this year. Progressively got worse, though I thought it was something that would go away. The last three months, I have been back and forth, with my family physician, a chiropractor, orthopedic.....Last week, had a MRI...basically, I have a Lumbar disc in my lower back, that is deteriorating, and pressing on the sciatic nerve, in my left leg. The pain is HORRIBLE, and constant. My next and only step, after my recent MRI, is a series of three epidurals, in hopes of lessoning the pain, and nerve irritation. After doing alot of reading, and researching, I have found out, that there is a BIG possibility, I may, eventually, have total nerve damage, or, it could take 3-5 years, maybe longer, before, most of the pain goes away, well enough so, I can learn, to DEAL with it. (I'm not used to just "dealing"

Naughty Application
***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... Title it "NAUGHTY Applica

Thoughts & Things...
WOW ~ It's been ages since I've been on here and I do apologize to all my friends & fans!! It's been a wacky summer - but I am well, back, and ready to play!! Hope this summer has treated everyone well - I know I am ready for winter though! Any Phoenix dweller can understand my desire to escape the excessive heat we've had the past 3 1/2 months! I will post again soon!!

Is This Myspace.com
recently my yahoo accoufor mysticalman777 was hacked into an deleted an i happen thru fubar i dont understand the point of hacking into someones personal email account you have made me lose all my contacts i had in there so if any an all might have given my yahoo messenger id too i am sorry if you havnt been able too reach me there i will not post the new one in here if you want too new one just ask in my shout box hackers are FUCKHEADS ok first all i really like this place its very nice that adults can come here an make friends but ive noticed more an more that this is almost like myspace i for one hate myspace nothing but a bunch of pedafiles on there also if this is an online bar then why do they allow 20 an younger in here they cant get into the bars in real life so why allow it here whats the use of having bouncers if they dont bounce it was my understanding that when this site was started it wasnt anything like this i myself joined this site cause i thought it w

Haha They Say Women Got Skill's
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD! THIS IS A WONDERFUL BOMBING FAMILY WHO STAYS TRUE AND HONEST TO THERE MEMBERS. THEY DONT TOLERATE ANY DRAMA OF ANY KIND AND HAVE THE UP MOST RESPECT FOR OTHERS. I AM A NEW MEMBER AND I AM ALREADY FEELING THE LOVE FROM THEM AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT! SO HERE IS A SPECIAL PIMPOUT THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE AS A GIFT FROM ME! Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER & VICE PRESIDENT OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ♥Äïmêê♥™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar ~TWEETYJINXIN~~SECRETARY OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~RL WIFEY OF HITMAN6@ fubar $r Whi+e Knigh+~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~

Crystal Ball See's All
Crystal Ball During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. - She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know! ... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe

Stuff That Comes To Me
now you know most of the time i would just write my feelings out, but i just aint got anything to say this time. i found this song and i guess it says everything i want to say, i know im not the best person in the world but, i know i want to be a better person everyday, see ya later jess, i know you will like this song, its a good one. Artist: Saliva CD: Blood stained love story Song: Never Gonna Change just as sure as the sky is blue and ocean too i've never lied to you and i've never, ever done anything, that would render me untrue but for u i cant say the same you only have brought me pain theres no use in pointing fingers when im the one to blame and i know that its over and theres nothing left to say and we all pay the prices for the games that we play i dont know how to love you but i cant walk away what do i have to say what do i have to do for me to hear you say i just wanna be with you

All My Friends & Family Here
MAY GODS ANGELS WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND YOUS AND PROTECT YOUS ALWAYS : WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/97 PLEASE ALL PRAYS ARE NEEDED TY CHERIE HUGS imikimi - Customize Your World I got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com!

Simple Thoughts
Some people are special and stay in your heart Even if the years keep you apart A connection was made and how it’s not known But when you reunite it’s easily shown Years go by and there’s not a word But a call comes through just like a bird Nothing has changed between us you see I’ve been thinking about you and you of me So much in common but different somehow We’ve always been close and more so now You are good and I am too We’re back together, simple but true Everything’s different but we are the same The loses we share but we’re not to blame I love you my friend you now it’s true Together we will help make it through I’m happy for you and you for me Life is what makes us what we should be So live for the best and be happy you see Because that’s how they would expect it to be Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/31/07

Taxes.....how True This Is!!!!
At first this appears to be funny...then you realize it’s true..............Cricket Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till

Ice Man
Ok gang, I know some of you are sick of me beggin to help my friends out. But they cant help it if they are loosers!!! lol just kiddin, rate fan and add he will do the same blah blah blah and thanks love u all!! PJ "Iceman" Marrin@ fubar

Just The Ramblings Of Your Everday Superhero
I would first off like to say hello to everyone its my first fubar day lol its a pretty cool website myspace is getting old and over populated. my eyes grow heavy and burn from the held back tears Finally i found a man after all these years but than you had to go away and leave me here alone I know it was not at all your fault why you had to go but even if i knew this would happen i still wouldnt have said no were raising a family of our own and to everyone it will be known thaat i love you with all my heart and nothing not even this could tear us apart

General Blogness
Translates to "Seize the eternal night" or, more simply - "embrace death." The phrase came to me in one of my darker moments, before I knew that I knew the word for eternal in Latin. The people who are closest to me know the struggles with my dark place that have plagued me these past months. To embrace death can mean two things to me, depending on my frame of mind at the time...it can mean to fearlessly embrace the unknown, death being the most unknown thing to most of us...or, as originally, to welcome death itself. "Death is not a punishment" ~ Bastet "Say it for me, say it to me...I'll leave this life behind me. Say it if its worth saving me. " ~ Nickelback Most of what I can remember, has been a sense of reaching out...no clear images, just a vague impression of reaching out. Not reaching anything/anyone, though. *ss* running out of time... carpe noctem eternae...

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do w

A Dream For All..~peace~
Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put and end to war. I dreamt I saw a mighty room, The room was filled with men. And the papers they were signing said They'd never fight again. And when the papers were all signed, And a million copies made They all joined hands and bowed their heads, And grateful prayers were made. And the people in the streets below, They all danced round and round And guns and swords and uniforms Were scattered on the ground. Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put an end to war.

Mirrors
Life is like a mirror you see The refection is here for you and me Only the wise can tell it’s true The rest of us believe to go on through Someone is watching from the other side When I think of that my eyes open wide Are you for sure it’s your reflection you see Or is it someone you wish that you could be The past and the present are here in the glass The vision you see is not what will pass No-one is happy with what they see But all will go on and say it’s just me Smile when you can and frown if you must But this is the only one you can trust Others will lie and say you look good If you’re ok then you see what you should Mirrors are here for us all to see The good and the bad that’s part of me Someone is watching from the other side So smile at yourself and so them your pride Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/30/07

Ramblin
sucks been so long since we had a real winter here in sw michigan i was too young to remember cuase last good winters were back i nthe 70's and i was born in 78. so don't get enough snow locally to justify buying a snowmobile till i really got the extra money. get cold enough weather but not enough worth while snow for more than a week or so. and about all this weather is good for is cuddling which if ya read my profile i am single and right now don't have any women to spend much time with. schedules always seem to be a problem with some i meet. pretty much winter time when i don't have a g/f i relax mess around online or gaming on either the pc or the ps3. and when i got a g/f well watch alot of movies cuddled up together typically on my bed since my bedroom is where i spend most my time in the winter and got most my electronics. but at the same token as nice as it would be to have a woman to cuddle with not sure i wanna deal with that again most of what i seem to find are cheaters or

Friends
My husband ist man who does his best to provide for his family, He works his a** off without taking vacations or sick days.He feels he is still not doing enough for us.He isg people telling him to get a life but he can't because he is always working for us. I can't work because i have a very bad back from a job i had.I would love to help out but can't.I people to know he is a very hard working wonderful man doing thst he can.So don't put him down for asking a simple question on a mumm.People who put him down or make fun of him with our pet are just idiots with no heart.I love you baby and want all to know it!! If you are on my friends list all i ask is you drop by and say hi once in a while then i know you just don't want points or ratings.I'm a person who does not like games and does not like people that put other people down for what they look like. If ya can't deal with that don't even bother with me.

My Ramblings
Chorus We could walk barefoot through the warm wet sand Take a second look at what we had I been thinkin' a lot since I been here Past the neon lights and the L.A. Haze I'm a different man these days So come on out, The Coast is Clear So I have been home all weekend so far with my kids. My daughter has been kinda sick so I have been taking care of her. We've just been laying around watching movies and cartoons. Though I haven't gotten much accomplished around the house yet, I don't mind. I'll work on it this evening after the kids goto bed. Oddly, I am in a decent mood considering how things have gone for me lately. It probably has alot to do with just being with my kids. They keep me grounded and centered and seem to be able to make me feel better when life has been beating all the good out of me. I am a homebody mostly so this has been kinda nice. But its not all I am. The weather here has sucked for sometime now so I just stay in and stay warm. Besides, I ha

Just Some Thoughts
OK, guys, I was talking to a friend the other day, and we decided that they should teach love in schools, sex education; ok, but there is a need to teach love too. Too any people but it all off on the churches, and schools; and they put it all off on the parents, and in the end our kids are learning nothing, until years later when they start to really learn about it the hard way. So I thought I would just send out a few pointers for everyone to read, or not you choice. Let’s start in the beginning, we all make stupid mistakes, but that is how we learn. These mistakes will happen and not all are the mistake others will see. Too often parents do not agree with ones decision of partners, and too often mess up what could have been a great relationship, just because. My words to everyone are to not try and destroy what you do not understand, remember yourself and what you had and lost because of someone else. Next, love is not changing someone to be what you want them to be, but more, exc

Just Need To Write
So I just needed to write and wonder...Wonder about life and the people that touch your life..I hate fake ppl and that seems to go around alot.I am a very versitile person and I love to have fun but I do not want ot be stereo typed by what society says is ok...I dont know I guess I am just wonder why it is the way it is....

Bad News
It was Monday the 17th, i was sitting down for dinner with my girlfriend, after a long day at work, I was tired but in a good mood. I was in the process of moving my girlfriend into my place, it took a year for me to decide that, being a single dad for most of my five eyar olds life has been hard so i dont let people in and out of her life, I thought that i was being careful. It took me two months to even bring my daughter around my girlfriend, fora period of time she thought that i was married and was hiding it from her, but i proved her wrong. Anyway on that monday as we sat to eat, she looked at me with a weird look on her face and she then smirked sheepishly and told me that she was pregnant. I was shocked, to be honest I knew that i used protection to avoid this, but i thought well maybe it leaked or what ever. THe thing is that, two days later, Im taking her to the doctor and we get into a conversation about things, when all of a sudden she started to cry.

Real Easy To Say
If I had time to play a game it would be with you. if I had time to have fun it would be with you. If I had time to take a picture it would be of you. f I had time to love it would be you. If I wanted to see beauty if would be with you. If I had a smile it would be for you. So now that you know how I feel, come sit with me and lets me show you what I can mean to you. Written 9/24/2007 Madusa ->jjhooper21: what do girls really fall for this shit jjhooper21: u wanna find out ->jjhooper21: I do not know can you? jjhooper21: can i fuck lol! ->jjhooper21: can you what Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg

Before You Request Friendship
The past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing. First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either. What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races. I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc. I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means: 1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT! 2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card) 3) NO special funding b

Shit !!!
>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST >FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit may >just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You >can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.>>With a >little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit, >or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell >shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat shit.>>Some >people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between > >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. >?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, >sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits the >fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find >yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days

Possibly The Kewlest Email Ever! Lol
Just wanted to share w/my Fubar friends what has got to be, hands down, the kewlest email I've recieved this year! Below I've pasted the contents. Seriously, how many times in ur life does the average person get this kind of question? LMAO. G, O'lo would like to know if u r available to jump out of a cake for his little brother's bachelor party? The date of the big event is Oct 6th. Thank you, Mari Morales Area 4 Administrative Assistant CR&BD

Please Help My Friend Level....
Please help Mark Murderous to level up...he's only needs approx. 26,000 more points to go...he's an awesome guy. If you fan/rate/add him he will return the love. Thanks everyone! ¢¾Mark_Murderous¢¾@ fubar

Shit 2 Remember
1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day -- it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.

Whats Your Freak Lvl In Bed ( I Got A 59)
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Just Venting...
Well daggone...I have a glass of wine and 6 Buttery Nipples...ummm....that's a shot for those of you who just dropped your jaw thinking I was more than a freak of nature. :P But the point of this blog is I just posted some new pics and before I could go through and remark all of my photos and album, I had a private message pop up that said it was from shop@fubar.com..wonder who that could be????? 8-P To whomever, whether friend or not, marked my photo NSFW for me...why thank you for looking out for me and the rest of the ADULTS on this site but I was well aware that my "boob" pic or buttery nipples, whatever you would like to call them at this point (maybe I should have just one more shot...lmao) were NSFW and was well on my way but the SECOND I hit send, I had that message. Kind of made me feel as low as I've been all night. Was only trying to feel better by doing something different...haven't been naughty in a while but felt the need. It's over. Thank you for your attention! xo

Join The Nightwalker Family
READ THE RULES IN THE BLOG THERE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE HOME PAGE/OR SEND A C MAIL AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU. HERE ARE THE FOUNDERS YOU CAN GIVE EITHER OF US A SHOUT

Urban Legends & Ghost Stories
A girl went back to her dorm room late one night to retrieve her books before heading over to her boyfriend's dorm to spend the night. She entered the room but knowing her roommate would be sleeping, she didn't turn on the light. She stumbled around the room in the dark for several minutes gathering what she would need before finally leaving. The next afternoon, she came back to her room to find it surrounded by police. When asked if she lived there, she replied that she did. The police took her into the room where she discovered the mutilated body of her roommate and, written on the wall in blood, the words "Aren't you glad you didn't turn on the light?" Berlin, 1945. The destruction from WWII has been terrible and famine is rampant in the city. A pretty, young female is approached by a blind man holding a cane, whoasks if she would mind delivering a letter for him. Happy to do the poor fellow a good turn, she takes the letter and starts off but happens to turn around, only to see th

Super Happy Fun Time
That nobody feels the urge to tell the truth any more, and when they're caught in a lie there's always a good reason or an excuse? That nobody thinks before opening their mouth anymore? That the word "love" is becoming an expression like "hello" or "goodbye" or "have a nice day" instead of having a true meaning all of its own? That everybody claims that the happiness and well being of their family and friends are what's most important to them when the truth is that their true number one is them-self? That wanting someone to live the life they know they deserve instead of taking the fast way out is wrong? That I'll lose sleep over something as silly as this blog post, not expecting anything in return? Why is that? I want to make this blog post and see if anybody rates a NSFW pic of mine because of this blog LOL If they do--I'll feel like I have true power... And that's awesome--and funny *gigglez* 1.) Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny day? Not onl

Great North Run 2007
The 2007 BUPA Great North Run will take place on Sunday 30th September. The world's biggest half marathon, the BUPA Great North Run, celebrated its 26th anniversary in 2006 and is a point-to-point course that starts in Newcastle and finishes in South Shields. Celebrities from the worlds of sport, television and film will be lining up alongside thousands of other runners as they take on the challenge of running this year's Great North Run. After firing the starter's pistol in 2006, England manager Steve McClaren signed up to do the Great North Run in 2007. He said the sight of thousands of people streaming past him when he started the race last year was awesome and he was looking forward to having a go himself. There are also plenty of faces from television including Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman, Emmerdale stars including Jeff Hordley, Tony Audenshaw, Nicola Wheeler and Chris Chitell, Green Wing star Steve Mangan, Dean Lennox Kelly, from Shameless, and presenter

Show Some Love
Im unsure how this works, so bare with me guys... but please show some love and have my good friend in your prayers. http://fubar.com/kerrytogs This is one very genuine lady, who has hit some very painfull times .. lets get her page filled with love, for her return. Cal

I Just Got Hit By A Hater.
I haven't done a blog before. I hope I'm doing this right. I just got hit by a hater. This guy rated my foto a 3. You should see HIS foto! He has a lot of nerve. See for yourself (unless you don't want him to notice you and give YOU a low rating also): http://www.fubar.com/user/1027069 (You can now see his foto which I ripped into my foto folder called "Rated me very low".) I visited this guy's profile and foto and found several comments from others that he hated on. This guy isn't just hating on guys either. Several comments about low rates come from women as well. One woman who he rated low STILL gave him a 10 because she doesn't believe in giving low ratings!!! Amazing!!! What is the best way to deal with a hater on fubar? (Above was originally posted 2007 Sep 22.) (Updating on 2007 Nov 17.) That guys profile seems to be dormant. I'm guessing it may have been a fake profile. It turns out that the same number of pointz are awarded regardless of what t