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Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __ day of ____, 20__, by __________, between ___________ and ____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with

Simple Things
Thanks to my special friend for reminding me about the SIMPLE THINGS.... You can hear this song on my home page, but here are the words.... "Simple Things" [Verse 1:] How Do You Explain This Funny Feeling Deep Inside Makes Me Smile When I'm Lonely - Comforts Me When I'm Sad (How Do You) Explain This Sweet Sweet Smile On My Face That Just Keeps (Getting Better) With Each Passing Day For So (Long) I Didn't (Know) I Was Searching In All The Wrong Places [Chorus:] (Thinking If I) Spent More Money Than I Could (If I) Worked Harder Than I Should Always Having Friends To Feel Good (I'd Be Happier) Loosing My Breath In The Hustle Just Stressin' Over Nuthin' Forgetting The Real Joys That Lie - In The Simple Things [Verse 2:] How Do You Explain When There?S More Month @ The End (Of The Money) Your Situations Tells (You To Worry) But You See The Flowers In Bloom (How Do You) Explain The Soft Caress On Your Face That Tells You It?Ll Get Better With Eac

Hey All! Where, What And Why!
Hey guys/gals/anyone in between :p Just realized it's been a short while since i posted about ... well... what i post lol... Updates are done usually twice a day at this point and can be found in my news stash... they're also done whenever i upload a set of pics because the multi upload doesn't show up in the bar tab... basically, if you don't wanna go through everything but it's been a couple days since you've been here, just check my news stash and you'll see what you've missed ;) Some things are still locked... yes yes i know... these are FAMILY only... they're locked because i said so... and no, dont bother asking me to be in my family or to unlock them. if you like poetry at all, or erotic writing... SFW poetry is all posted in my Dunno stash... NSFW erotic writing is posted in my Ramblings blog. If you can't see NSFW pictures in my albums... go to "edit my profile" scroll to the bottom and on the right hand side you'll see an option to see NSFW content and certif

My Website
If you want to see my revealing videos and photos, I've uploaded a ton of videos to my FREE profile. Go Here ( www.Sexxtalk.Com ) For My Nude Videos And Photos. Sign up for FREE, then look up my handle Mistress-ST. Let me know once you sign up and I will send you the password to see my nasty videos.

Chilling
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan

Today
ok here we go again...If you read a profile I clearly state that I will NOT do the Yahoo thing. If I say no I am sorry but is that really a reason to call me names? Geez...get over it already....sorry guys..just letting the ones that think its ok to try and harrass me into doing something I don't want to, know that they can't!..LOL Hugs and Kisses Like always...MUAH Well...I tried to call for a tee time and the dang course is having a tournament...why on a Saturday is beyond me, but what can you do? So...looks like I am here for the day..LMAO So show me some luv and and lets have a Sexy Fubar Saturday! Hugs and kisses

How Death Bbg Special Forces Lounge Got Statred
THEIR ARE PROMBLEMS WITH TYPING AND SO ON IN THE LOUNGE , PLEASE BARE WITH US , WOULD LOVE ALL TO JOIN TO SHOW LOVE FOR OUR TROOPS HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. WE SEEM TO BE HAVEING SOME ISSUES WITH THE LOUNGE .. THIS IS A FUBAR THING .. AND THEY ARE WORKING ON IT .. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH US WE ARE TRYING .. THANK YOU (repost of original by 'Tennessee Cat ~3 C'S~' on '2007-10-02 08:33:06') My Son Kurt Aka Oak . Got To know a member here , back in june , whom is in oops Special forces . My Son was asked to do a Special Task ,To read a blog the member wrote , and to do a bulliten which kurt did . With The Understanding i m

Oldies Night At Hancock And Bull Tavern
DJ Al has a new home!!! He can be found at the Town Fiesta during Ladies Night every wednesday at 9pm!!!!!! Ladies get in free, and they also get to enjoy 2 for 1 drink specials that night. It's a great scene, DJ Al will be playing music you can dance to all night!!! If DJ Al doesn't have, he'll get it for you for the next time. So stop on by and help Dj Al get used to his new home!!! Stop by the Town Fiesta, on the corner of Chelton and Academy in the Bally Plaza, and show DJ Al some love!!!! OLDIES NIGHT!!! They said that it would never happen, well they were wrong!!! The management at the Hancock and Bull has decided to hire a DJ to rock the house with oldies. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday, they went and brought in the craziest person in the world to DJ that night. ME!!!! That's right! Al Dawg, the pimp of the decade, the thug of the century, has decided to go ahead and bring back memories that will have people laughing and crying. If you're looking for that bullshit c

Show Some Love!
Ok, so as you might have noticed, I haven't been around here lately. I haven't had steady internet connection, but I am working on fixing that. In the mean time, please be patient and I will show the love when I am back 100% Hugs & Kisses!!! please come and help me out Ok, so I am in a contest and I want to win 1st place which is a 3mo VIP. I will share all the love I recieve with those who help me out. Just take a few minutes and bomb me please. XOXOXO

Help Me Get Out Boohoo
Well everyone i was living in Va . I was dating a navy guy he deployed and when he returned he was not the same person . It was just more than i wanted to handle i did not need another child to raise so i ended it and and i moved in with friend well that was nice but some strong feeling started coming out and i ended moving to ga and he moved to md we still talk and sucj but it is not same you get so use to be with someone for like 7 months and now were so far apart . im tryin to get back in school and become to become a RN and then maybe do some more school after that . im livin with my parents greta people there are but it is small town and i choose not to hang out with people i use to when i lived here before i made some bad choices when i was here last some im not proud of but all i can do now is move forward and im tryin but i so wnat to move back to va all my friends are there or in general area so we will see what happens i will try to get it updated . wow woohoo my first blog

Poems
A Love Like No Other I never felt a love Like this before It's a love like no other Something I have always hoped for A love with friendship Humor and heart A bond so strong It would never part A love that makes you smile From ear to ear A love that is joyful Without any fear A love that is beautiful From the inside out A love with no tears, Pain, or doubt A love with soul So tender and true A love that I have found Only in you... Written By:Renee Never say you're going to leave leave me with tears in my eyes And leave my heart torn in two. Never say you'll leave my side Cause I'll just run and hide. From all those lonely feelings inside. Never say your love for me will die cause I just may as well cry. for my love for you will never die Just say you'll never say... GOOD- BYE!!! Written By: Crazy Dr

Here Is A Little About Myself
Today is Sep.27,2007. It Thrusday evening and I have been thinking about alot that has been bothering me for the last 3 years. I am now 24 years old as of last month, (August the 20) And I still don't understand why everything I do feels like its wrong all the time. In 2004 I meet very beautiful young lady and we kicked it day and night together...A month after her and I got together cuz at the time I was staying with my mom, her boyfriend, lil sister and lil brother. After her and I got together as a couple my mom's bf threw me out on the street because I was being nice when she came to me and asked me if I had a little extra money to loan her. Her and her mom and her bf didn't have a thhing to eat in their house so I took my last ten dollars and gave it to her so they could have some food to eat for a few days until they got on their feet. Well I ended up moving in with her and her loving family cuz I had no place to live at the time.Well things went incredible th

Love Is...
Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth, and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another indvidual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of palnning things together the excitement of doing things

The Awakening...
The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks, and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming and / or Cinderella. And you realize in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU; and in the process, a sense of serenity is borne of acceptance. You awak

Thoughts Of A Sad Soul
I wish I could understand Body: After all these years I wonder why I let it fall apart like I did. "Things fall apart," I say, and wonder why people don't hold on just a little bit tighter. After it's broke it's useless to fix. The crazy glue may hold fast, But the hairline cracks still show, a reminder of the fall, constant and nagging. And so I wonder why I would have let it come to this, knowing there is no repairing the jagged edges. "Things fall apart," I say, and I suppose there is nothing one can do about it. I turned my head and your wisdom Was wasted on me. Not everything falls apart. Not everyone lets go – only me, seeing no reason to hold on, finding no will to prevent it, let things progress this far. "Things fall apart," I say to the guy behind the bar. He gives me a look that says, "I know", And refills my drink one more time. Thoughts of a sad soul Curre

Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A Date
There are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date. Make a list of the things that you don't like about yourself, it'll probably be different from the things I'll list, but here are some suggestions that may be going through your mind: out of style clothes bad teeth wear glasses overweight or out of shape afraid of women shy not funny Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date. Now that you've taken some time to think about yourself, let's move on to changing what we can change. You'll be surprised that once you identify the things that you can change how easy it is to set up a plan of action and begin making the changes that will help you get dates. Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic

BIO KINC!!!!!! http://www.biokstudy.com/currentstudies.html It is the easy way to make money for sure I have been doing it for sometime now so enjoy the bio kinc today and tell them that Cynthis Boyet ( boy-yet) sent you! I am done a study and got $2,000.00 In springfiled,MO The Hottest Sex Tips on the Planet Stretch Out Foreplay Always rushing through the arousal stages of sex is a shagging shame. "In many cultures, seduction begins long before a couple gets to the bedroom," says Amy Sueyoshi, Ph.D., assistant professor of human sexuality and ethnic studies at San Francisco State University. "The mere knowledge that a sexual encounter is about to happen can be a huge turn-on." So take a cue from Korean women: "Before the sex act even begins, our readers will blindfold their boyfriends with scarves and then tantalize them by slowly dragging silk over their bodies from head to toe, lingering extra long around his pelvis area," says Kyung-Hae Yoon, editor of Co

A Smile Costs Nothing
A Smile Costs Nothing... A smile costs nothing, but gives much. It enriches those who receive, without making poorer, those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it. A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in busniness, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen. For it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so mcuh as he who has no more to give.

Men.......
MyHotComments The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your h

Don't Understand!!
True friends are for life Until the end They\'re more than special They\'re your bestest friends. They\'re the ones you can go to When you\'re in despair The ones that\'ll help you Even when you got gum in your hair! They\'re the ones who\'ll laugh And go laughing with you all through the night The ones who\'ll help you Help you with all their might To have a good friend You have to be one So be nice to one another So you can be friends forever And that\'s how to be the best friend you can be. I don't Understand why people get so mad, when you try to help them in explaining, that you do not get any points for ripped pictures, why does it have to be about knocking some1 down for helping, when you ask for help in the first place, especailly when we are Family, we all need to stop and think about things before saying them and realize we are all here to help 1 another

Sister Hood Appreciation
->DJ GR3MLI...: yes ...please do DJ GR3MLI...: I APPRECIATE ALL THE RATES CAN I ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY? DJ GR3MLI...: HONEY U ARE BEAUTIFUL ->DJ GR3MLI...: yvw....love all of your pics and stashes....not to mention you're a very sexy lady...i wished that i looked half as good as you do so my man would look at me more often instead of other women. DJ GR3MLI...: THANK YOU FOR THE RATES

You Are Old When.....
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes .

Stuff
I need to get my feelings on this out. I'm sure you have all heard about the Jena 6. the 6 black boys thata were originally accused of attempted murder. Bullshit? yes. racist? definately. there is far too much happening here to just turn a blind eye to it. don't get me wrong yes the 6 black boys should be punished for the beating. but comeon attempted murder? had the media not picked this up these boys would be spending a large portion of their lives in prison. this is distressing because of the fact that one of the black students was jumped at a party by several white students. the white kids got off scott free, not even a slap on the wrist. how is this fair? how is this not racist? my job has this nasty tendancy of getting in the way of my personal life. For the past couple months I have been working roughly 50-60 hours per week, depending on the week. Needless to say this is putting a cramp on what I do in my free time. I have no life :( but on the up side I am more then glad to se

How I Feel
Sometimes I let the words slip past my lips before they hit my brain and sometimes I know I cause you pain. All these things they tear me up inside because the thought of losing you would make me die. I love you in every way and every day. I just want to do everything to make you happy. Anything for you to prove to you that I am what I say. Just a fool in love with a girl so sexy. I don't deserve someone that makes me so happy but I'll plead to the stars for just one more day... To love you like I really should.

Does Ur Name Fit U ?
C-GOOD KISSER A-HOTTIE S-MAKES PPL LAUGH S-MAKES PPL LAUGH A-HOTTIE N-EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WIT D-HAS GORGEOUS EYES R-HAS A NICE BUTT A-HOTTIE A: Hottie B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: has gorgeous eyes E: can kick your ASS F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: fricken hot---- I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet---- K: crazy L: very good kisser M: Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with-- O: has one of the best personalities ever---- P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice butt S: makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sure of themself V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: Easy to fall in love with--- Z: loved by everyone REPOST WITH: Does your name fit you

Funny Stuff
- THE BASICS 2 - Name Hope Ashlee 3 - Gender Female 4 - Age 18 5 - Screen Name Gurltwista04@yahoo.com 6 - Birthday August 16, 1988 7 - Race Mixed 8 - School/Grade College Sophmore 9 - Job School 10 - Status Taken 11 - Hometown Springfield, Oregon 12 - Current Town Lewiston, Idaho 13 - Parents Still Together Yes.. 22 years 14 - Siblings 1 younger brother 15 - Pets Dog= Abby 16 - Smoker nope 17 - Drinker yes 18 - Virgin NOPE 19 - Orientation Straight 20 - Drugs Nope 21 - APPEARANCE 22 - Hair Color Dark Brown 23 - Is it Dyed? Yes 24 - Eye color Bright Green 25 - Height 6'0 26 - Style hummm 27 - Glasses/Contacts/None? Nope 28 - Freckles Yes 29 - Body Type Pear Shaped 30 - Shoe Size 9.5- 10 31 - Piercings 8 32 - Want More? Nope 33 - Tatoos? Nope 34 - Want More? yes, I want some.. not alot=trashy 35 - Braces? Yep.. had them 36 - Overall Best Feature? Eyes/Lips 37 - Overall Worst Feature? Ears 38 - Do you get most of

Hero
why dont people here talk more? LETS NOT FORGET WHY WE ARE HERE AND WHO HAS MADED IT POSSIBLE FOR US TO LIVE FREE.I SUPPORT ALL OUR MEN WHO FIGHT AND DIE EVERY MIN FOR US AND THEIR FAMILY.MY LOVE TO THEM ALL.THANK YOU.

Leveling Crew Members
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My Daughter....
Ok I put my daughters pic in a contest and who ever has the most votes wins... here is the link to her pic when u get there just go to the top right corner and click on the i just wanna vote button then put the info in and its done! You can also hit the vote button under her pic. then go to the top right and click u just wanna vote. If for some reason after this is done her pic wont pull up ... u may search her name is Isabella and here is the pic in the contest http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/Home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=LargeImage&img=170216&sBabyName=Isabella&sCaption=&sState=

Joke
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

Joke2
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Joke3
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Remember When?
Remember when...we were not fubared...or tapped...rember when we were LOST cherries? Remember when it wasn't NSFW (not safe for work) it was "adult"? We knew what that meant...We also knew..that if we were at work NOT WORKING it wasn't our friends fault that we clicked when they updated a picture and found their boobies.We also still got 10s FOR SHOWING OUR BOOBIES! Remember when the only thing that got you off the computer was eyelids closing...bosses at work...or kids underfoot...NOT daily photo,profile rating limits for the day? Remember dirty weeds?Remember the people that deserved them when you sent them? Remember when a name in color meant you had EARNED that color...not BOUGHT that color? Remember when Godfather status and Godmother status was kind of rare...because it meant you had been here FOR A LONG TIME!! Remember BOOBIES getting top rank for the day on pictures? Remember when BOUNCERS were here to BOUNCE those underage...not to pester you every time yo

Want To Join Our Crew?
Hello. Most likely you are reading this if you are considering joining our bombing family. First off, I want to say thank you for taking the time to learn a little about who we are and what we do. Well obviously we are bombers. We help our members who are in contests to try to win. We give it our all and we expect that from any new member as well. We understand people have families and work and cant be there all of the time, but when you are available to bomb or when an emergency comes you should try to be there. We don't just help our members who are in contests although they are main priority. If at anytime no SBG member is in a contest, we do go help other people who need it. ***RULES to all SBG members and future members*** 1.) No 2 SBG members can enter the same contest and only 2 family members in a contest at a time. 2.) When a contest is over...ALL BOMBING STOPS! I have seen in certain contests when the host isn't on, people keep going. We will not do such a thin

Joke4
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer,

Blonde Joke
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened? The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!" A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched he

Dad]
Hi, I know alot of you do not really know me but some of you know me well. I really need my fubar family's support as my family is going thru a really tough time...My Dad had a hip replacement on april 24th he was doing well and in re-hab...7 days after surgery a nurse left him unattended in the shower...he fell..they picked him up and put him to bed...a couple of hours later they called to tell us thye were taking him to the hospital...he had displaced the new hip..fractured his pelvic and shatterred his hip socket...the tried to operate the next day and his heart stopped on the table they got him back but had to stop the operation....5 days later after a few transfusions they were able to do all that was needed...Dad is also a diabetic...while in the 2nd re-hab Mom noticed a blister forming on the bottom of his right footfrom him rubbing against the sheets..she told the nurse..a few days later it became merca and he got c-diff(reaction to too much antibiotic)once again he was in the

Nsfw Marked Pictures
NSFW - A photo is deemed (Not Safe For Work) NSFW if it is: explicitly sexual in nature (suggestive), overtly tasteless and/or Slandering to any person or ethnicity. In addition to the above criteria, if a photo is a primary photo, it will be flagged as NSFW if it also contains a suggestive body part without the member’s face in the photo. If you have a borderline photo that is not considered NSFW, and it was marked as such, there's a chance someone who has ripped that photo is using it as a Primary Photo. Remember: The Bouncers will be STRICTER with those used as Primary Photos. WTF! people why you marking shit that isn't nsfw that shit isn't funny so grow the fuck up if you don't like my fuckin pictures.. don't fucking rated them or comment on them it won't bother me none.. and this goes everybody on fubar men and women. I don't have time for inmature or phony ass men or women. Don't like it well it sounds like a perosnal problem to me so deal with it because it isn't mine.

One Thing
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line [Chorus:] If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x2] Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x3]

Best Cleavage Contest
Hiya my friends and fans... 3 days left to contest and I am falling behind...Can you please come help bomb my picture in the best cleavage contest..Anyone that helps me will absoletly get my help when they need bombing in a contest. The contest ends Oct. 3. If I can't win first place I would like to at least try for 2nd or 3rd. Thanks all Just a reminder you need to fan/rate/add Thomas in order to bomb in this contest...his link and my link are below.. Thanks again! Silverpixi »†HøĦå§«@ fubar Just a reminder you need to fan/rate/add Thomas in order to bomb in this contest...his link and my link are below.. Thanks to all my friends for our help. »†HøĦå§«@ fubar Hi friends, just a reminder that tomorrow is the start of the cleavage contest and I could sure use your help. The contest will begin at 5 pm pst. You will need to fan/rate/add him if he is not already on your list. Here is the link to his page: Thanks everyone!

Funny Names
Pimp my Testicles Yankee Doodle My Poodle Thou Shall Not Cum Punani Tastes Good Seargant Cock Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Cum In My Tummy! 20,000 Legs Under The Sea 28 Gays Later 8 Mile Cock Official Porn Names: A Clockwork Orgy A Few Hard Men A Horse’s Tail A Tale Of Two Titties Abs Of Cum - Abs have cum? Alice In Penisland Ally McFeel Apollo 69 Ass Ventura: Smut Detective Assablanca Babewatch Backseat Confidential Barbara's Bush Battlestar Orgasmica Beauty & The Bitch Beaver & Buttface Beetle’s Juice Beverly Hills 9021-Ho! Beverly Hills Cock – I’m sure Beverly Hills has more than just one! Bi-Curious George Bi-Dazzled Big Trouble In Little Vagina Black Cock Down Boldfinger Bone Alone Booty & The Beast Bruce Allmeaty Butch Lesbian & The Lapdance Kid Charlie's Anals City Of Anals Cliff Banger Cockodile Dun-me Confessions Of A Candystriper Coo-Coo For Coco Cocks Cool Bummings Crocodile Blondee Cum & Cummer Cumming To America

Porn Names Part2
I Know Who You Did Last Summer In Diana Jones & The Temple Of Poon Inspect Her Gadget Intercourse With A Vampire Interview With A Vibrator Jack/Off Jamaican Me Horny Juranal Park Jurassic Pork King Dong Kingdom Cum Laid In Manhattan Lap Dances With Wolves Legally Blown Legs Wide Open License To Thrill Little Oral Annie Lord Of The Cock Rings Lord Of The G-strings Lord Of The Rims Lord Of The Ringpiece Lust Of The Mohicans Malcolm XXX Mating For Guffman Meat Joe Black Meat The Parents Men In Back Miami Spice Mighty Joe Bung Mighty Joe Hung Mighty Joe Schlung Miracle On 69th Street Mission Erotica My Big Fat Greek Cock My Friend's Hot Mom Night Of The Giving Head Nurse Wetty NYPD Goo

Porn Names Part3
Oh She's Eleven Oklahomo! One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Breast One Spewed Over The Cuckoo's Nest Picnic At Hanging Cock Piledriving Miss Daisy Pimped By An Angel Playmate Of The Apes Pocahotass Poke-'em All: The Movie Politically Erect Poltergash Porn On The Fourth Of July Pornochio Pornstar Academy Position Impossible Price Is Right – No, it doesn’t star Bob Barker! Pulp Friction Pump Friction Pumping Irene Queer & Present Danger Raiders Of The Lost Arse Rambone Rambutt Rear & Pleasant Danger Rebel Without A Condom Regarding Hiney Reservoir Bitches Riding Miss Daisy Romancing The Bone Romeo In Juliet Rosemary's Booby Saturday Night Beaver Saving Ryan's Privates Schindler's Lust School Of Hard Cocks Screw The Right Thing Scrotal Recall Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Club Gangbang Servicing Sara Sex Toy Story Sex Trek: Penetrations Sex With The City Shake My Spear, I'm In Love Shavers Of The Lost Ass Shaving Ryan's Privates Sheepless

Update And B.s.
My ex is taking or attempting to take me to court over our daughter who I have complete custody of. He has no leg to stand on and is trying to get me blocked from shipping to Basic training. I took Samantha to TX to stay with my family who want to spend holidays with her and this is the first time they have met her. She's happy and safe. Now he's trying to tell me no JAG is going to be able to help me in civilian matters. He's an idiot at best and I dislike him so much. I just want to leave and get this over with but can't until I"m sure this is all good and he doesn't go try to kidnap Sam.

Life After ?
Courtesy of MsTags.com Life after domestic violence is not the happy experience that people think it is. You have to go through each day one step at a time. Your whole life for how ever long you endured the violence was your existence; you did not know anything else. Everything that you suffered during that time over shadowed what life really was supposed to be. Coming to terms with the fact that you are a person, that you are not the useless human being that you were made to feel is the most difficult first step. For months or years you have been a no-body, someone not worth looking at or even someone to know. How do you start to rebuild your life? To be honest this is a struggle that I am going through every day, I still feel worthless even though I know that I have a purpose in life and that’s not to be bullied or battered by someone who claims they love me. I am yet to find what my purpose in life is. To start with my struggle began with just getting out of bed in

From The Heart Of Love
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Intro
ok well first blog...will make it short and sweet..ummm bit about me ....easy goin kinda guy..always up for a laff...love to meet new ppl so feel free to drop me a line..thats about it for now...ill think of something interesting to say next time...maybe...lol...any questions?..no?..ok bye :-P

Life Lessons
I found this when I was cleaning my desk at work and I remembered how much I liked it and how much sense it makes to me. Thought I would share. ~~~ LIFE INSTRUCTIONS ~~~ 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slow but think quick. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?". 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call yo

25 Ways To Tell You're Getting Older
25 Signs You're Getting Older 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps

You Know You're From Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

Words To Ponder
I found this on a website and it made a lot of sense to me. Thought I would share: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbo

Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

Prison Vs Work
Prison vs. Work ..> ..> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK.....you have to share. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

Non-consent/reluctance
Abby's Ordeal by make me watch© Have you ever been so horny that you felt sick to your stomach? I feel that way when I haven't had an orgasm in awhile and today was that kind of day. My stomach was in knots. Really torn up. I was sitting in the last class of the day on the last school day of the week watching the clock tick. Just 5 more minutes then I'd have to go back to the apartment. My boyfriend had left that morning for a job interview in Ohio and has we kissed goodbye at the airport, he had casually asked if I'd stay at his place while he was gone. It was just till Sunday evening and he said something about not wanting his roommate tearing the place up. Here's the thing . . . while he didn't trust his roommate alone with his stuff, I didn't trust myself alone with his roommate. My name is . . . actually, maybe I shouldn't reveal that. Just call me Abby. I'm a student and live in Chapel Hill, NC and have been dating Tim for just over a year. He is a very nice guy

Rip Marines!!
Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines. Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time. A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when

Testing
HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK! SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON.... CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y... Come join the girls in Stangs Underground let's get this party started! Where you'll find THE hottest girls on fubar!

The Lounge I Hang Out In
NO DRAMA NO GAMES JUST GREAT TUNES AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS!!!!COME AND GET YOUR'E SEAT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!CLICK ANY PIC FOR ALL REQUEST MUSIC BY SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S FUBAR HAS TO OFFER !! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO DID NOT COME IN !!! (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME "X"owner~' on '2007-09-22 18:42:40') (repost of original by 'Kare ¢¾ Temptress Akira ¢¾ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 18:46:15') (repost of original by 'asher_59 EXTREME X Doorman aka DSC for Life' on '2007-09-22 18:48:02') (repost of original by '~earthwalker ~dsc family~ extreme x family member' on '2007-09-22 18:49:52') (repost of original by 'EXTREME "X" LOUNGE HOME PAGE' on '2007-09-22 18:50:17') (repost of original by 'Kare ♥ Temptress Akira ♥ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 19:03:44') (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXT

Women Vs Men
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I

Lets Play!!!
This is just to remind everyone that I'll be cleaning my closet. It seems that I have alot friends that don't keep in touch. I understand that we all have a life to live and I'm all for that. Just let me know if you'd like to stay on my friends list and I'd love to hear just one reason why. Not asking for to much. Am I? With Regard, Michael AKA: "It rubs the lotion..." As I sit here on a Saturday night and watch my son refuse to go to sleep, I went through my first list. I'm getting ready to clean my closet. I'm always making new friends and having a wonderful time doing so, but I'm seeing a trend. Not many people are staying in touch. I can't be that boring people. So! What I would like to do is the following. If your on my friends list and would like to remain on my friends list, please let me know. But! I would also like to know WHY you'd like to remain my friend. Not to difficult. Ok? Just a quick line, doesn't even really matter why. Just send me

Informative
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Rates And Comments Needed Here Asap
I am currently in The Sexiest Legs Contest and i need help of anyone willing to win I have some competition that will keep me on my toes so if your willing PLZ follow the link below and drop a ten and leave as many comments as you can. The more the better and it won't go unnoticed Thanks to all who help in advance!!! . this is the one but to make it right there are 12 others tho OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!!

Some Serious Stuff...some Funny Stuff
People I Can Do Without 1. People who make quote marks in the air with their fingers - Just tell me what the person said....it doesn't call for anything dramatic. 2. A Cross-eyed nun with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin - Seen one and immediatly began to question the convent lifestyle. 3. People whose children's names all start with the same initial - I'm sure you think it's cute....but it makes you look anal retentive. 4. Guys who have so much hair on their arms that it covers their wrist-watch - These guys are borderline gorilla. 5. Guys who wear their pants so low that 18 inches of their underwear shows - There is a reason why it is called UNDERwear.....and if your mom still drives you to school....you are not "gangsta" and therefore have no reason to keep your pants that low anyway. 6. People who let their small children record their answering machine greeting - What purpose is it to do this....you can't understand what the kid is saying anyway. 7. People who try to be "tough

Surveys You Can Take For Me
If you could have three wishes, what would you spend them on? If you were trapped on an island with only one Cd, what would you want it t What one super power would you most like to have? You and one other person surive the Armaggedon, who is the other person? If you had to save one thing from your burning house, what would it be? If you had 24 hours to live, what would you spend it doing? After the 24 hours, how would you most like to go out? Would you rather give an orgasm on command or receive one? You can get away with murdering any one person, who do you choose? What one person would you bring back from the dead? You can make one person fall eternally in love with you, who do you choose? You can wipe one animal completely out of existence, what do you choose? What country would you most like to wipe out of existence? This or that Live forever (aging) or die young Be a porn star or a prostitute Kill your favorite pet or kill your favorite sibling Su

If I Could
how can this be that you come to mean so much to me in this short span of time i begin to see you as mine with words spoken so sweetly and all arranged so neatly youre the one i will never deny and to you i will never lie so keep me near and ill break whatever you fear youve made me a better man with that ill do anything i can all i want is to make you happy as long as youre there to back me with promises i would die to keep and ill stay close while you sleep ill do whatever i have to all because i love you.. mercy's eyes are blue but they cant be seen and mercy's skin is soft but it cant be felt mercy's touch is lifting but you keep falling back mercy keeps everything in place but your the only one turned around mercy's eyes are hazel and they are beautiful mercy's skin is unbearable becuase once you feel it you always want it mercy's touch is crushing because its not there for long mercy is out of space because i am consuming her t

Giving Thanks
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo

Leveling Crew Goals
STANDARD OPERATION PROCEDURE FOR ENTERING LEVELING CREW!! 1 : to fan / rate crew members . 2 : try to introduce ourselves to everyone we can. 3 : return the fan / rate to all members that hit ur page . 4 : as our profile hit's 8,000 points to level to drop the home page a mailing letter letting me know ahead of time. 5 : ZERO TOLERANCE for NO DRAMA. if anyone has an issue with a crew member then i don't expect of u to be asked to do their page. if there's any issues thou i 'd like to have some idea that way i as leader know. 6 : we aren't a bombing crew for contests but if u want to be part of a bomber crew i can also direct u to the families bomber page as well. our rules here are different from that of bomber crew. 7 : if u want a leveling crew design pic. it can be made but i need a pic that u want on it .

Todays Targets
lets stop in & say hello :D:D Warlock@ fubar if you have time we can use some extra luv Hello Everyone. Glad to see that everyones reading this. Are You ready to have some real fun & get EXTRA attention & Luv to Your Profile ? It's gonna be an open theme pic contest but no NSFW entries . Well here comes how You can get extra luv all the way around. Contest is gonna start on May 25th(Sun) at 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern)& run til June 4th(Wed) at 10 am (Pacific)- 1pm(Eastern). All entries need to be sent to ßlðñÐïe in private message to enter.Link is at bottom to her profile. All pic rates will be worth 10 points over all so theres no need to worry about down ratings of your pics. 1ST Place needs 40,000 comments to qualify. Winner gets 350,000 Fu Bucks. 200-11's to Your profile added. Winner gets to be Pimped out on 3 profiles for a week & pimp out bully for a week. plus a vip or 7 day blast. 2nd Place needs 30,000 comments to qualify. Winne

Mumms
It seems like no matter what a person posts as a Mumm there are people out there waiting to bash it. Why is that? Has anybody ever heard if you dont have anything nice to say then just dont say it? Friendship is based on honesty and trust. Friendship is being able to help when help is needed. Friendship is being able to tell one another the truth even though it may hurt. Friendship is being able to just hang out and have a good time. Friendship is knowing when something is wrong without anything being said. Friendship is both good times and bad times. The one thing that friendship is not and that is lieing because your afraid to tell the truth. I will always be your friend and will always be here to help you and make you smile when you are sad, I will never lie to you to spare your feelings, because lieing always leads to more hurt. I hope you feel the same way and value our friendship as much as I do. I will always be your friend, the question is will you always

Misc. Rantings Of Me, Yay
so as you can see, I'm sad. I posted a personal ad on myspace, as i've done in the past, except for this time I got a TON of feedback.... it was like 5 guys every day for over a week! Now of course most of them were automatic rejections, but it was so nice getting all the attention! There were a few I had narrowed down to. One of which, Travis, I have already met and in fact we hang out quite frequently. He lives in town, yay, is very very sweet and affectionate, but I'm not at all attracted to him... rather redneck, at least in voice. He has been growing on me lately though, so he's not completely out of the picture, and has so far been a good friend The one I was MOST interested in was Brennon. He's in Richmond, so not toooo far, but not close either. He's drop dead gorgeous, beautiful, mesmerizing.... god... He was such a perfect gentleman too! Didnt say a damn thing about sex for at least a couple days, and we had very nice conversations, he thought I was very bea

Thats It....thats What Im Talking About
Greetings one and all... And thanks for the read...The older I get...The wiser I feel..I dont feel sacraficing my 23 yr old youth for a 40 yr old intellegence is a even or better deal...Nor do I feel the need to combine the two either...I feel as young as I act and sometimes thats barely reaching 2nd grade level...Is there such a thing as reversal of intellectual mind set as one grows older?...I dont know but I sure do find playing games online and the competiveness of it appealing...Video gaming has come a long way since the big the yellow pie was eating dots and being chased by curtain drapes with eyes around the board only to turn blue for that kick ass bonus you got!...What was it again? 200pts for the first blue smurf you ate...then I think it went all the way up to 800pts....wow plz dont make me research this useless information...Cause now Im dying to know what the total value of all the blue ghosts in pac man is worth!...Wow!...has it come to this?...Is my life this pethetic

No Pussy
A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anything to eat until he'd fed the animals.Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he feed the chooks, he kicked each one in the head. The it was off to the paddock to feed the cow.As she bent down to start on some fresh hay, he kicked in the head. He pour slops into a trough for the pigs and as they started eating, kicked them in the head. He then headed back to the kitchen and sat down.His mother was outraged. I saw what you did. Since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast and since you kicked the cow no milk. Also no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs. His father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. The boy looked up at Mum and said. Are you gonna tell him or should i??

Shadows Of Darkness
From the shadow we rise. Into the darkness we fade. All but regret waits for those who sit still. Cast aside your doubts and step away from that which binds you. Free yourself to live life. Try you must and if you fail, you tried. That is all we can do!

Just A Moment Of Silence For Wayne, R.i.p!
I just want everyone to no that 2day is a 1 year memorial since my former employer/good friend passed away. His name was Gerald "Wayne" Welch. I worked as his P.A For over a year during a termenal illness he had, He was a very kind hearted man and I would like a moment of silence 2 day for him. He will trully be missed by many family and friends... REST IN PEACE WAYNE.... WE MISS YOU! LOVE, Sara

Actual Journal..
I have neglected my medication. I have not taken not one pill sense I have returned home. I only took my medicine twice this month, and those two were while I was in PA. Joel asked me to, so I did. I am a disaster. I am over run with anxiety. I am over ran with emotions that are as uncontrollable as a wild horse. Tears and myself are no stranger. If I am not laying in bed crying. I am sitting alone crying. My decisions in life have gone astray. And I am doing my best to get all of this out. If I had to name one emotion that I am over come by. It would be failure. or perhaps despair. the best way to describe it would be a mix of the two. My brain doesn't function well with out the chemicals that the pills produce. and yet, I don't care enough about myself to even give myself sanity. Some how I feel that I deserve every agonizing moment in my head. Positive thoughts are foreign to me. I like to pretend that I can be positive. Put on a show as I have done for years. I'm not happy

Poetry
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to witness before family and friends the exchange of solemn vows between (first and last name) and (first name) "WHO LOVES YA, BABY?" (last name). If there be any suspicious minds present in the audience doncha think it's time to speak now or never - their love won't wait. (First and last name), repeat after me: It only took one night to get stuck on you, and now my wish came true, you big hunka hunka burnin' love! I thought you were nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time, but now I know you're my teddy bear 'cause tigers play too rough and lions ain't the kind you love enough. So kiss me quick and love me tender for I can't help falling in love with you. (First name) "WHO LOVES YA, BABY?" (last name), repeat after me: It took a hard headed woman to make me king of the whole wide world. I thought you were the devil in disguise but you turned out to be my puppet on a string. I use

Rantings
Cuchi was born in January 1962 San Juan, Puerto Rico. Ironically she died 49 yrs and one month later in North San Juan, California. I felt like a hero when she first arrived in this world! She was always a happy little person and loved by those around her. Her many friends called her “giggles” or Cuchi. Her last words to me 1 day before her death were “Pop, I just love you and mommy so much and little Rebecca. I want to see you all and my grandbaby soon, maybe in March”. Sadly she is coming home after being killed by a hit and run driver, all her laughter, tears, fears, joy and hope reduced to a handful of ashes.

Tequila
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Just Visiting This Planet
LOVE . . . We think about it, sing about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it, when we discover it, we don't know what to do with it, when we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain, but we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without. Love doesn't make the world go 'round. It's what makes the ride worthwhile. You can look all over for love but you won't find it because you can't see love you must feel it . . . Xavier Just saw a Rainbow, Six beautiful hues, All right in a row, No time to lose, Gotta see the rainbow! First comes red, All bright and merry, It's redder than a sled, As red as a cherry. Next is number two, Same color as a fruit, From the sky it looks at you, And wears an orange suit. Third is yellow, Just like the sun, Bright yellow's not m

Birthday Wishes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY 'Dj Tease*aka*Kerry*owner of Club Fantasia*Flaws Girl* Dj Tease*aka*Kerry*owner of Club Fantasia*Flaws Girl*@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar

Contests
So I decided that I want the Spotlight, should be fun working toward that goal any help would be greatly appreciated, any debts paid back would be excellent. I only have about $700K fubucks after the Valentines contest held by the lovely Heartistic Soul so i'll have to build my money back up. Thanks For Reading!! Thank you to anyone who has sent me kisses in the mistletoe contest, I feel special :) All the info Fat Sonny Could ever need to give you on this auction :) OK HERES HOW IT GOES NOW BID ON WHO YOU WANT AND AS ALWAYS BUYER BEWARE CAUSE I WILL NOT BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR EITHER PARTY'S SCREWING EACH OTHER OVER NOT MY PROBLEM THIS IS A FREE ENTRY AUCTION UNLIKE THE OTHERS NO FEE TO BE IN IT ITS FOR YOU NOT ME MY PAGE IS SET PRIVATE MOST OF THE TIME SO MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR LINK WHEN IT OPENS SO IF YOUR BIDDER IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST THEY CAN STILL BID WE TESTED IT OUT AND IT WORKS IF IT DOESNT THAT MEANS THEIR 1 OF THE 3 BLOCKED OR THEIR FAMILY BLOCK LIST

You'll Find That...
....I don't care if you see me naked. ....I pretty much do whatever it is that I want to. ....I'm a major bitch if you do me wrong. ....I turn into mama bear if you mess with my kids. ....I have a very black and white way of looking at things..no in between. ....I can hold a grudge till the day I die. ....If I don't like you..I tell you. ....I do not want to be involved or informed of your drama. ....I'm easily annoyed by stupidity. ....I'm not offended easily. ....I don't care if you don't like me. ....I'm one hell of a mother, cook, wife and friend. ....I love my man with every fiber of my being. ....I live with the choices that I made and I own them. ....I don't really have a filter when it comes to my mouth. ....I say what I mean and I mean what I say. ....I don't hate. ....I'm not a jealous person. ....I have the gift for knowing when others are up to no good. ....I'm a very intelligent person regardless of the blonde moments and the hick accent. ....I don't th

Bra1n-w@ashed
i know i have an angel and i love her, oh so much but my soul feels so empty and i feel so out of touch i know she'll always be there to hug me and make things right but why do i feel so lonely every single night? I know that she loves me she says so with all her heart but why is my mind dying every time that we're apart? she has a life of her own that's not hard to see i wish i had one, too then my soul, alive, could be i sit in my room alone waiting for the dawn i hope it comes here soon before my sanity is gone i wish to see my angel she helps me to understand for when i collapse down at her feet she'll pick me up and hold my hand so till i see her again to know everything's alright my heart will continue to break every day and night I have been beaten by my own monster that has been sleeping all this time. When I thought it was peacefully, left out of my consciousness, unaware of my presence. But once again, I was wrong; it majestic

Help Someone Level
Hello all you sexy Fubar fanatics...and good morning if it is morning to you. Someone needs help leveling...you think you could help him out? He is actually my mentor as far as what kind of pics I should post..LOL Don't know what I would have done without him...:) So click his pic and rate and fan and add him...I try and help everyone so if you need help let me know...Hugs and kisses! And no its not gay for rating and adding the same sex..LMAO I mean hell guys if you don't want to add him, at least rate some of his pics..LOL PieDaDDY@ fubar

Mornin All
Hey guys, it's 6:30am and i'm just going to bed now, so i'll be sleeping most of the day probably... meant to have new pics up last night but i think i was hungover the entire day, and then just REALLY lazy all night lol when i get up i'll see what i can find to get some new pics up ;) (although if you missed the ones i posted saturday morning, go look in the sin and tyr album ;) ) love ya ;) Sin

Shameless Begging
Of course its time for my daily shameless act of begging for a happy hour. Still looking for that special person that thinks I am worth it..LMAO One day I will get it...tee hee. So if you want to be my Knight in Shining Armor, please feel free to click the give Happy Hour gift link...:) On another note...What the heck is up with you people today? LOL Wake up with a morning wood did we? Come on, you can't first talk to a person with something as silly as "I want to hear you c**!" Please!..LMAO Chill out on the shoutbox derogatory remarks will ya? Hugs and Kisses....giggling Everyday I shamelessly beg for a happy hour, as most of you know, and well, that just doesn't seem to work..LOL So I was wondering if anyone knew of any Happy Hour contests that are giong to be running soon...cause it looks like that may be the only way I will get one..:P Don't think I will stop begging though, but until someone thinks I am special enough for one I might just have to win one...LOL