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Downrater Punk!
after that he fanned me. someone posted a mumm about downraters look at his answer http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=188035 Rob became your fan! Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob rated you a '1'! · Rob just checked you out! Rob@ fubar

How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin

Election 2008 Presidential Candidate Stephen D Macmillan Usa
UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN D MACMILLAN REPUBLICAN FEC ID C00433458 20 GLEN RD HYANNISPORT,MA 02601 BORN BOSTON 1962 GREW UP IN MILTON MASSACHUSETTS NAVY VET MICHIGAN HELPED MICROCOM IN NORWOOD MASSACHUSETTS 1980S THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET FIRST BASED COMPANY TO BUILD THE MODULE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING THE BEST QUILTY I HAVE AND LAW AND ECONOMICS AND POLITICS AND ACCOUNTING FOR BUDGET IM CERT. SINGLE CANDIDATE STILL SEEKING A WIFE TRUTH

Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor

How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft.

Music
hey everyone that reads this. well sorry for my absent from here just been busy. also i hurt myself at work and now i'm off.i think the hardest part is getting phone calls from coworkers and my boss asking me when i'll be back or having a coworker yell at me over the phone telling me i'm not putting any effort into work and having my name pulled from the staff christmas gift list for secret santa.also i've seen the dr three times in about a week because of my knee. i work at a daycare and at a school and i'm missing both because i fell at work.anyways thanks for reading this and letting me vent.well gotta go talk to you all later.m I can't seem to find very many people that like the misfits i'd like to see more. if there any let me know. hi apologize for the low score i thought it meant that it was ok and some people don't see it my way so i'm apologizing and let me know who you are so that i can repair this.thanks

Wtf?
1.Name one person who made you smile today? Landry 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? WTF? I have a good reason y I cant remember......LOL! 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? You better not be laying that sucker on the leather! 6. How many different things did you drink today? Lipton Tea, Pepsi, Water 7. What color is you hairbrush? Black and Silver 8. Name one person you absolutely miss today? I miss my lil Sister.....Jaime 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shoes 10. What color is your front door? Brown 11. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet 12. What was the weather like today? Sunny and hot as hell 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....Its awesome!!! 14. What is something you are excited about? Getting my BRAND NEW CAR!! 15. When was the last rai

Stuck At Level...
Two things... one... check out Miss_Behavin25 She rocks, and makes pretty stuff, so go check her out and show her some love please ;) that and she's cute and which one of you doesn't wanna go look at cute chicks! Also... Reposting this blog because i STILL see it... so... Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 at 99.99% you need to confirm your email address. if you're stuck at level 10 you need to upload a salute. if you don't know what one is, look under help, there's information on how to make one. (if you still don't get it, look at mine) So if you want to be able to increase your rating limit/photo upload space, you gotta get these taken care of. Love ya'll Sin p.s. afk stands for away from keyboard (meaning i'm not here) Guys/Gals... I see alot of you stuck at level 5 and level 10... so public service announcement of the day: if you're stuck at level 5 a

Cold. Fall Is Around The Corner.
So I just got back last Sunday from being in Florida for a week. I got a couple of hours of sleep then got up around 7 and put some shoes and shorts on to go wash the car. Just shorts and shoes mind you. I opened the door and walked out the house. COLD! FREAKING COLD! I turned back around and put a pullover on with a hood. Damn! What happened to the 80 degree humid mornings? Well at least the cold is great turbo weather. =)

A Mediator's Impressions Of The Kingdom
I have noticed a disheartening trend in the blogs being posted in the Kingdom....I know I am only a lowly mediator,but this will be a mediation on a grand scale.... I have seen hurt,anger,pride,back-biting and biting back....dissension,tension,and did I forget to mention...rumormongering,truth stretching,(that's my hubby's personal favorite)but I'm most concerned at the inability of people to realize that sometimes it pays to ask questions and not assume that you know more than you do...... I make personal,formal apology to First Lady Goth for the apparent misconception that the blasts last night were an attempt to cause dissension instead of the wonderful way of relieving grief by sharing with "family"...when our family assumes the worst and voices that thought how can people who don't know us know better???? I also make formal apology to all members who think I am out of line in voicing these things....however,I will not repent saying them... Lastly,having witnessed the

Child Abuse
Date: 19/09/2007 Date: Sep 19, 2007 12:18 AMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER.. This first Video made me cry!!

Luv, Ms. B. Haven
Cool Messages at SeekCodes.com Certificate Of Upgrade To COMPLETE ASSHOLE Is Awarded To: In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior, total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status… JUST BE YOURSELF! Effective date: ALL THE TIME Signed: ALL THOSE WHO COME IN CONTACT WITH YOU Two Stories - you have to read both! STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's lawyer for a

New To Fubar
I am new to this thanks to my best friend Peggy. She is so much fun to be around and makes me smile every day. I look forward to meeting new friends. Well the end of the month and the start of a new one hasn't really started out well. My Great aunt passed away and i have a visitation and funeral to go to now. Been fighting w/ the hubby and getting really tired of it. Just not sure what to do anymore. Just got over being sick w/ strep and i'm still very very tired from it and just don't want to do anything. Wow, i didn't realize how RUDE some people are. Just because you don't spell something right or you post something that you want an opinion on.

Read Me!!! Hehe...
I met up with some friends for drinks the other night. At this little get-together, I was told a story that put me in an unrelenting depression which creeped up and hit me like a ton of bricks and I haven't been able to shake it since. Mind you, I don't fully believe that it was the story itself, but what it made me think about. The short-version of this frustrating tale is that 2 friends walked around the city while one cried on demand while telling some bullshit lie to anyone who would listen in order to get money from unsuspecting people who in their mind, were trying to help out an innocent girl in a crunch. End result - they happily left with about $80. I was literally sickened that these people are my friends! I would never go out and purposly take people's money because they don't know any better and the fact that I keep company with individuals that would do so made me re-evaluate my whole screening process. The next day all I could ask myself was, "What if I'm in thei

New Pics Up
i have a lot of new picture so please rate them and give some Luvs than add me please thank you very much xox hi all i have up dated my profile and added new pic so please rate them and give me some love thank you xoxox

The Thoughts Of Raven
Why is this pain so hard Why is this life so wrong Why is that every time I say I love you You say I don't Why is that I say I want you You say you don't Why is that every time I look In to your eyes I see pain Why is that you look in to Mine you cant see the divine Why is that you have lost your faith Why is that I still have mine Why is every time I see you with him Why is that you are not mine Why is that you have said that I'm a god but I feel that Im not Why is it that I cant sleep At night when the dreams Have not yet gone away Why are my thoughts so long Full of words gone wrong Raven The Thoughts of Raven Why is this pain so hard Why is this life so wrong Why is that every time I say I love you You say I don't Why is that I say I want you You say you don't Why is that every time I look In to your eyes I see pain Why is that you look in to Mine

Work!!!!!
ok finally i start a job tomorrow 7am i guess flirting with someone oops i mean talkin with someone online who runs a job service paid off...lol and i just found out today she did lol But i wont be on like i used to anymore so lets see who misses me lol...but i will be on just gotta do what i gotta do huh... so hope to chat with u all now n then still seems like i have lost alot of my friends somewhere i think do to me not commenting as much or maybe to much flirting who knows but still love ya all.... love ya all..... Tongue...........

Get Your Groove On With The Best Of The The Best!
Get your groove on with the best of the the best! These people have been loyal since day one. Sassy Laurie is the best friend anyone could have and she is my Club F.A.R. bud, too. ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder TGB D&DC@ fubar Fly by Night is sooo fly. He's coolest guy in town, and a really great person to know here. FlyByNight@ fubar Sweet C

Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.

More Stories From My Naughty Mind!
Against the Wall First I would kiss you like you kiss me... I like it hard and heavy, that usually gets me all turned on. I would have to pin you up against the wall you know. And I would start with taking off your clothes partly, I hope you didn't have a bra on so the shirt could stay. But the rest of your clothing has to go. I would start at the top......kissing my way down...taking some time to suck on your nipples....and kiss your tummy before I went down on you. Yea I would have to get you off before I could bend you over and take you for myself. Forgiven Kneeling in the corner, left to myself with my thoughts and actions. Knowing that in some way I had displeased you. This time I didn't even get to cuddle afterwards. You left me with my ass burning hot, a few small welts starting to show. You pushed me to the edge again, you are so good at doing that. Well really I couldn't resist you, my hands were tied and my mouth was gagged. I knew I had better lay there and take your p

Priceless
MASTERCARD WEDDING? You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hir

Dickwolf
i realy need friends on fu bar the more friends that i get the better it will be. i do an internet talk show called the dick wolf show. it is broad cast on http://www.nowlive.com/dickwolf you can hear me every day from 7:00 pm to 9:00pm pst. callin have your friends join in the topic of the show is what ever you want to talk about. people comment on my blogs i will have a lot more posted in the future.

My Poetry
So beautiful glistening from the morning dew, In full bloom for all to view. Her sole purpose; to give pleasure to all. Though blown and tossed about, She still stands tall. Taking in only enough to survive Yet meaning so much to others lives. As some enjoy her beauty, others feed from her delicious fruits providing all with a firm foundation, spreading her strong roots. When dealing with lifes hardships, finding it hard to cope, She is always there to provide a little hope. Though torn and tattered- from her beauty and seeds, that the winds once scattered, Blossoms a whole new bunch of flowers carrying with them pieces of her and maturing by the hour. ©Wanda Atwood 12/24/1997 So many nights I've dreamt of the dreadful day The day you'd have to go away The nights of awakening in a shivering cold sweat Tears running down my face leaving my pillow wet I've always known someday it would all come true How was I to know "Someday

Brutality
whats the point of going to someones page, and rating anything a with something other than a 1 or 10? either u like me and/or the photo, or you dont. period. i dont sit there and teter totter in my mind about rating a 4, or 7.. gimme a 10 if you like, or gimee a one if you dont, but if you dont like, then GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PAGE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF! ahhhh...much better How would you like it to be whacked hard over the head as a sport? Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..Dont turn your back on us, we are defenselessI know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please

11 Ways 2 Tell Tht Ur Crazy About Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

77 11's To Trade!!! :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much th

Why I Am Why I Am
from my perspective, i believe submission is an act of personal strength from which i grow spiritually and mentally. i take total responsibility for submerging my ego by the offering of myself to the will and direction of another. i search for someone to use me to quench their darkest desires, while creating an atmosphere of safety around me. someone who relishes pushing my sensual and sexual boundaries, taking me to new levels and greater heights of sensation and experience. she constantly looks for new and creative ways to bring out the inner beast in me.

We R A Dyin Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Down And Out
Well today i found out that my dog that i had for 13 yrs. has cancer and it will cost a total of 314.79 to put her to sleep and to cremate her.So i feel like crap but i know that its for the best so she doesnt suffer any longer.how many of you lost a pet that was like a family to you.

Pimp Out
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Wow, What A Ride That Was! I Am So Overwhelmed By All The Love! There Really Is Some Absolutely Wonderful People On Fubar! I Want To Thank Each and Everyone of You For All The Wonderful Gifts and The Beautiful Bulletins...And The Numerous Rates and Comments! It's Been A Long Road and You All Made It Worth It! Much Love To My Awesome Club F.A.R. Family, My Dirty South Crew Family and My I.B.I.C. Sisters! I Tried My Best To Catch Everyone's Link That Came To My Page To Help Me GodMother. But I Am Sure I Missed Some Of You. For That I Do Apologize. But Know That You Are Loved and Appreciated!

Stuff
Have you ever watched kids on a merry go round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You'd better slow down. Dont dance so fast. Time is short. The music wont last. do you run through your day on the fly? when you ask "how are you" do you hear the reply? when the day is done do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. ever told your child, we'll do it tomorrow? and in your haste, not see their sorrow? ever lost touch, let a good friendship die cause you never had time to call and say "hi" you'd better slow down. dont dance so fast. time is short. the music wont last. when you run so fast to get somewhere you miss half the fun of getting there. when you worry and hurry t

At Work
so i'm at work all day, 4rm 8am 2 8pm . i sell tile and stone for flooring and walls. most of this stuff comes 4rm mexico, spain, brasil, peru, etc. i spend most of my day on my ass in 4rnt of this screen on fubar. kinda my own boss. not 2 mny ppl come by. it's been picking up though. sales have gone up each month that passes. but damn it's boring and slow. gettin paid 4 this, i'm afraid i might lose my job . damn, at first i just kicked it a couple a times so it would have to roll over. but then i did it, i kicked an adapter on the floor against it towards the wall.smash it when. now as i sit here looking at agonizing in pain, i can actually feel it's suffering, as it twitches. now it's not moving, makes me think why i had to kill it it, when i could have just picked it up, and took it outside. wll whutever

Demon Thoughts
So this is how you see yourself? exciting sexy you like to party ohhh you're wild and smell good. guess what we were born for redemption get your 72 hour bag out dump out the vodka and condoms fill it with buck knives and blueprints strap that megaphone to your gas mask baby now give me a kiss thats how we make our own electricity. Back it all up on an external hard drive and put it in your pocket. Someone give my ghost a shadow Its almost goodbye I swear I promise I'll do it for you too Because I know you wont do it for any of us. Just tell me when you breathe you'll be thankful and bury my bones, standing.

Color Me Picky??
Hmmm... I realize that I am new here, but Fan you, Rate You, PRIOR to adding you? Sure, I am into a pretty face, and nice skin, just like the rest of us. But the Fan thing really means something to me. I can easily (almost) blindly rate a photo - and if it moves me, very quickly I will give it a 12. But many women here want the Fan first, prior to asking to connect to for friendship (or at least the allusion of friendship). This I have trouble with. Fan says to me that I not only like you, but support your decisions, way of life, choices of cold cuts, something for crying out loud. How am I to know if I can be your fan if I don't know a thing about you? I am fans of some, but there is reason for it. To those that I am fans, they know why. It genuinely revolves around respect. Some women are pretty weird around this concept. Most women don't want flesh freaks, then when a guy really wants to know something, treat them as a number. Many women here think that a g

Family
My sister is trying to find me a man.. I don't want her to find me a man.. I am quite content meeting people for myself and making my own opinions of them. She is one of those women who have been scorned so she is trying to get me to date the kinda guys she wish she dated? (ie with money)..but that's just not how I am.. I date people based on attraction and chemistry. I want someone I feel comfortable with, someone who makes me smile even just thinking about them.. not someone just because they have a decent bank statement.. that just doesn't do it for me.. ugh.. I just wish sometimes she would back off and stop trying to pressure me. Could be why she is 34 and never been married..eh?

I Am Sorry!!!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: A woman is only as faithful as her options!!!!!!!! Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19 PM From: BubbaDate: Sep 17, 2007 5:03 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Why even try?Date: Sep 17, 2007 4:16 PMFrom: ~H.u.Y~Date: Sep 17, 2007 2:46 PMYou neve knew me when you thought you did. Listen to me instead of getting pissed, only because no one ever things strait when they get mad.I'll admit i don't know everything, i'll admit that i'm not perfect, i'll admit that i'm an ass. But at least i can admit my downfalls unlike other guys. I'm not the right guy. But I'm one guy out of millions. Their is more to everyone than meats the eye. Learn from your mistakes, don't ever expect someone to pick you up. Your human to, you know what it feels like to bleed, you know what it's like when you're in pain, you've cried befor. But think about this. You have more than millions. People are dieing for you and they don't even

Get To Know Me!
Hello everyone! My name is Carrie! I am an exciting girl who ants to spend what's left of my life having fun! I am divorced and I have three beautiful girls! One of my favorite thing to do is ride my horses, they keep me sane! Along with being a correctional officer I also train horses! I am here to get to know people and enjoy life!

What A Hoe Bag Lol
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."

Sick Of Life Lately!!!!
I'm nearing my breaking point lately... I feel as though all I do is planned around what others need me to do, want me to do, or expect me to do... Here is my typical day.. I wake up at 7AM usually because there are 3 crazy kids upstairs with obviously no adult supervision jumping off the couches, or dumping canisters of blocks onto the floor.. mind you I'm living in an unfinished basement right now.. right below the living room and hallway, with paper thin ceilings apparently.. I get my clothes out.. get dressed.. and then wake up my 8 month old son, Micah.. I try to feed him but he usually needs an hour orso to wake up.. I leave arounf 745am to bring my Mom to work.. it's a 30 minute drive.. so we get there by 820.. then I drive around and wait for 830.. to drop off my brother at school. he cant be dropped of until the teacher is outside.. and she obviously doesnt leave her room til 830 to meet the kids and let them in.. so I drop him of and then head home.. Micah usually gets

He's The Man
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

Stuff I Believe In.......
A True Ouija Experience Hi, my name is Michelle, and I am the age of 19 years now. I would like for you to read my story and tell me it YOU think that this is real or what. It all begin when I moved to Minot, North Dakota with my brother and his girlfriend. I was 15 years of age at the time. I am 19 years of age now. Well, we were just sitting around talking about the past when one of our neighbors came around the side of the house and asked my sister in law to go and see her for a second. Minutes later she appeared and she asked me if I would like to play with an ouija board. Out of curiosity, I went. She told me that she had contacted this young couple who had died in the house with three of their four children and the woman who they had contacted wanted to speak to them. I thought for sure that they were just lying and just saying this to scare me which was not going to happen(so I thought). I went next door with my sister in law and my sister in laws neighbor and we w

Uf Student Tasered
WTF No no abreviations.. What The Fuck is up with this shit.. I know you have heard about this kid from University of Florida that got tasered by police at a Q & A with Senator John Kerry. I mean can we say overboard?? Just a little bit.. Man I have watched every video that I could see of this incident and those cops were dead wrong. I mean this kid was a little wild but they had him on the ground and pretty much under control.. There was no need for the use of a taser.. If these cops don't get remanded and maybe even get charges filed than there is something really wrong.. Every one of the officers involved in the incident needs diciplinary action taken against them.. First off there were 5 officers.. 1 kid.. The kid wasnt small but he wasnt that damn big.. They already got him most of the way out of the auditorium, they could have gotten him the rest of the way. Give me a break.. There was no call for the use of a taser or any other force other than the 5 officers strength.. E

Hawaii's Coral Reef
HONOLULU - A kite-sized, unmanned airplane is joining the effort to protect endangered Hawaiian monk seals and coral reefs in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. Managers of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument plan to use the 10-pound plane as early as October to help them spot nets and other marine debris. The electric-powered craft will transmit digital video footage back to a research ship crew that will collect the nets that could entangle monk seals, green sea turtles and other wildlife. Officials also aim to prevent the nets from snagging on coral reefs in the monument. The plane may join an October marine debris removal voyage but it's more likely to participate in a March excursion since details still need to be worked out, said Rusty Brainard, chief of the NOAA Pacific Islands Fishery Science Center's coral reef ecosystem division. The Malolo — Hawaiian for flying fish — can carry a camera or other equipment on flights from a host ship. The foam core

Hey Hey Hey
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs your help in her contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! Even only if you drop only one comment then please rate the picture! All is greatly appreciated! Thank You!

Sailors Ramblings...
I have been in the navy for over 17yrs..and most of it, i wouldnt change at all with the time that i have done. our uniforms have always been distinctive if not a bit of fodder for gay jokes, but you could always tell a sailor in his uniform. there has been serious discussion over the last 2+ yrs or so about uniform changes. SERIOUS CHANGES! I have had the same style of unifoms with the exception of the working uniform. it was called dungarees. the pants were like blue jeans but not quite as cool. if you can imagine the back pockets on most jeans, we had 4 of them. 2 on the front and 2 on the back. over the right back pocket, our name had to be stenciled on the pants to facilitate returning of your pants back to your rack when laundry was passed out when we were out to sea. they were also true bell bottoms. the reason for this was, that if we ever had to abandon ship in the ocean, we could take our pants off over our boots, which you wanted to keep on when you entered the water inc

Sad
If only I could hear your voice one more time...guiding me through... my shining light.. maybe that would stop my tears... maybe if I could just see your face.. my heart would stop its grieving.. maybe if I could just let you know I love you..one more time... that would keep my mind at ease.. maybe if.. I had told you one more time how much you mean to me.. how much I look up to you..how scared I am going to be without you...you would haven't had left... maybe if.." I DIDNT WRITE THIS...FOUND IT THIS EVENING...ITS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL

Can You See It In My Eyes
Can You See It In My Eyes? You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? Confessing through this poem My dilemma summarized. The feeling's quite cathartic, But will lead to my demise.

I Love
I Love I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!

Ready For Love
i came across this poem and i can not give it enuf praise.... i hope everyone will like it Ready For Love by Ruth Kephart Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin THANK YOU RUTH !!!!

Passion's Flame
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames

Love
"No One" I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around This I know for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel

My Minds Chatter
This geek chick realizes she really wants a special someone! :( I wants my squishy to keep me warm at night! (Yes, a Finding Nemo reference.) I guess I am just use to being single that it doesn’t really faze me anymore. Sure, there are the moments that I wish I had someone special to cling to, late nights when I wish I had the warmth of my loves arms to keep me safe through the darkest hours and their soft soothing voice telling me “everything is going to be alright”; on days when I feel that the world could just collapse below my feet. I have had my share of assholes. One that even left me both physically and emotionally scared. I can just never find the middle with any guy; an even balance. Of course you are want to spend time with the person you care about. Yet, you can’t spend 24/7 with them. There has to be room for your own interest and friends. It’s how you keep the spice in a relationship. I always end up with people that spend too much time with me or the on

A True Man!!
a TRUE man : • Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a she's all that matters to you. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call yo

Hate To Ask But...
Hey all, if you have a sec to rate a few pictures, can you please visit my good friend... ßrøkëÅ§§M†ñ He had his original account hacked and is starting over, and I want to help him out the best I can... Even if you just take a moment to rate and/or fan his profile, I would greatly appreciate it. Please note: he didn't ask me to do this and he may yell at me for it, but I loves him as i do all my friends and i want to help him out ;) ~Sin (p.s. i don't do this for people that ask, so don't ask.)

Please Vote For My Friend Jason Pumarada
This is my friend, Jason Pumarada. He's in an online contest in which the winner gets an auditon for the Broadway musical RENT. Please vote for him: http://siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html If you can, please repost this and tell your friends.

In Case You Are Wondering
In case you are wondering why I don't post my face. I live in a small town, I know of a few others who are on fubar, because I over heard them. Because of my status in town, i can't afford to have my face seen or known. I know some of you may not like this but I have to face facts.

As A Veteran
As a veteran, I write these words with the most heartfelt sorrow. I am very concerned with the state that this country is in. We are at war but not for the reasons most people would like to believe. Our troops are dying daily, but not for the reasons they signed up for. You see when I enlisted I took an oath to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC. Now you may ask why DOMESTIC is in caps, I'll get to that shortly. All members that serve in government take this oath, even the President. And yet the President has placed the biggest attack on the constitution that has ever been seen. This has taken place through the "Patriot Act" and as of 2006, the less popular "Military Commissions Act". These "laws" take away most of your freedoms and most people don't even realize it. You can look on youtube and find examples of people being arrested for reading the constitution. And yet most people would like to sit at home thinking that the goverm

~wicked Storm Crew ~ Levelers And Bombers~
~&hearts~Good Morning!!! Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ Well YOLKs We love what we do and we do what we love! soooo... We're Back! Wicked Storm Crew is gathering again. Fubar has relaxed the bouncer, unfortunately as long as there are cheaters, he will always be with us. At least now the obvious cheats are known or will be because it's all old school. You, a keyboard, and as fast as you can manual comment. Period! When Rain and I started the crew thats the way it was, so we have decided to start bombing and commenting in contest again. Since the crew has been on extended hiatus we will only participate in three (3)contest at a time. You will find the new contest links below. If you decide that this is no longer for you please let us know, No hard feelings. If you decide to continue with us, also let us know and we are glad to have YOU. We have gathered some new members during the time off, so make them feel welcome. Lets get BOMBING!!!!! Bombing for tod

Internet Coaching
Internet Coaching Do you want to start your very own online business, but don’t know where to start, what to do, or how to go about it? Have you ever toyed with the idea of quitting your job, and working from the comfort of your own home, but you’re not sure if you can pull it off all on your own? My one-of-a-kind internet coaching program is the largest, most successful (and one of the only coaching programs that has been proven to work) and is backed by hundreds of real life stories of prosperity…… And once you say yes to my powerful program, you could be next. In this unique program, you’ll be empowered online with videos, workbooks, teleclasses, emails and pdf's, and also combined offline with a three-day exclusive live training workshop in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. This is where I’ll show you step-by-step how to get started on the Internet. I’ll cover everything you’ll ever need to understand. From start to finish. And then for one hour each month thereaft

Naturalbeautican's Random Thoughts
Well I guess I should tell you a little about me & what I am doing... well I am just so excited!!! & I just Can't Hide it Da da da da ... (Oops off on a tangent there sorry)...LOL ok Back on Track (I think)(OUCH that hurts me head to think...LOL Oops there I go again... Back on track...I have the awsome Chance to babysit my 2 Grandbabies this week end... (One night down One more to go) No It was not bad at all... They slept for 5 &6 HOURS DURING THE NIGHT!!!!!I didn't BUT They did...I am also working on a family tree for my Husband...Tonight would have been a good time to work on it but Noooooooo I had to stay on here all night...Stupid... as you can tell I don't use my time very wisely huh? Oh well There is always Later... Or so they say... But That is not true none of us know when Our Time is up so there might not be later... Oh yeah I am just being Morbid again... But It is true... Just got a call(8:24AM) yeah it is still early from My son Saying "MOM Can we come up?"...I asked why

The Easily Offended Need Not Apply..i Don't Wanna Hear No Bitchin About My Opinions Or Views...thanks
Ok so this is my first Fubar blog. I haven't blogged in a while on myspace. Probably because there is too much shit goin on with that community now its not funny. Have to worry about my page getting hacked or phished...Its bullshit. So I don't use that site very much anymore, I check it still everyday though. Anyway, a little about me for those of you that don't know me well, or at all... I'm a 27 yr old Happily involved woman, mother of one very gorgeous baby girl, born June 25th of this year. She is my world. And while my finace and I have our problems, we are for the most part happy, so I'm not looking for sex, cyber, extra relationships(I have enough to handle in the one I'm in)I'm not lookin to ruin what I have. I don't trust easily, those of you who do have my trust you know that it didn't come easily. I'm a very guarded person, I've been hurt and betrayed tremendously by friends and lovers and family alike. I've done my share of hurting as well. A lot of people

Ethel's Wheelchair
Subject: Ethel and her wheelchair Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, "ma'am." As Ethel neared the final cor

Hello Friend
HELLO FRIEND Friendship is like a precious flower Ready to bloom every hour. It may stop growing or keep on flowing But you'll still have it forever ! A Friend is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging Makes You Look Better And Always Close To Your Heart!!! Good Friends are Like Stars God Knew That We All Need Someone To Share Each Happy Day, To Be A Source Of Courage When Troubles Come Our Way. Someone To Be True To Us, Whether Near Or Far Apart. Someone Whose Love We'll Always Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts Have A Super Day Thank You For Being My Friend A WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 100 MEN BUT A REAL WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 1 MAN IN 100 WAYS!!!!!!!

Need Help Now!!
Won't YOU Join Us?? If we all pull together we can catch the current leader and win this contest!! Let's Roll Wicked Storm Crew!! Below is a link to a young lady who MzMic has asked us to help. Her contest ends tonight Monday at 9:00pm Eastern. Help her out if you can. him - wings of a b... Created and Posted by Lucretia~~ Luangel Hey Folks I need help with my contest now! I am getting slammed I have had 1st place all week pretty consistently, until last night, and another competitor is breaking bad. I have held them off thru the night, but I am now bombing by myself. I am asking all 284 people on my friends list to come comment just 10 times that would be 2,840 comments and if you rate me that would be an additional 1420 for a total of added com

Interpret This !
LOS ANGELES–With the nation still buzzing over his Feb. 21 Grammy Awards duet with Elton John, Eminem released a single Tuesday inspired by the performance. Among the song's lyrics: "I was at the Grammys and Elton John gave me a hug / So I got out my pliers and ripped his little dick off with a tug / Shoved it down the throats of Britney, then Christina A. / that's prolly the place it oughta stay" Sir John praised the song as "brave" and "coming from a very pure place." You think this is an appropriate thing for Eminem to be rapping about? Although my good friend,Jenny,23, cannot make sense of the dream she had Monday evening, its meaning is clear to everyone else who knows her. "I'm in this waiting room, and I'm screaming at this man dressed all in white who can't hear me," said Jenny. Oh yes, Jenny is dating and financially supporting a University of California medical student. "Then, we're at the vending machine, and every time I buy a candy bar, he grabs it. Wha

Ok- Nothing Has Worked So...
Here's the NEW deal with asking me to unlock or get into my family: YOU WILL be BLOCKED. That's it. No response from me, no reason given. You will simply lose access completely to my profile and pictures. if you send a mail, you will be blocked both by mail and your profile. so, unless you want to lose ALL of the pictures, i suggest you pay attention and STOP FUCKING ASKING. This goes into effect at 9am CST, 9/20. If you ask me in the next 20 minutes, i will simply curse you out til your ears bleed. Also, requests to rate pictures: if you want me to rate your shit, you better have rated more than my NSFW's... if you need help levelling, start rating shit that matters. take responsibility for your own damn points. if you do rate sfw's and you need help levelling, ask me by shouts. if i don't recognize your name by the people scrolling by my bar, you better come up with a damn good reason why i don't. keep in mind, i have minor insomnia so the excuse "i did it at 3am

Calling All Friends To Help Out Please
If anyone is bored and would like to help me out some, I would greatly appreciate it. Give ya some 11's for helping me. I need to reach 14500 comments before the 29th to win a VIP. Thanks for the help if you can......muah Also if you can help Silly win her contest that also ends on the 29th i would give you all some really good love. Lets help this wonderful lady win her contest. She is always right there whenever we download new pics or stash and rates them for us. She is such a sweetheart I want her to win. Please help if you can.....MUAHZ

Surgery
Hi every one . Just wanted to let all know im home from my gul-bladder surgery . Thankyou to all who wished me luck . Every thing went well with surgery and i should be feeling better in about a week or so .If im not on much , you know why . If you stop by to see me , i check my bar tab offten and will get back to you as soon as i can . Much love to my friends and fans . MWA !

Skin Tutorial
Layouts using this tutorial are very basic. This will change the background, the opaque to transparent and the font color. The values you need to change are the URL / FONT / COLOR / SIZE. For color either use web-safe colors or the hexadecimal value for a color. After choosing and putting in the URL, SIZE and COLOR choice, go here http://www.fubar.com/create_skin.php erase EVERYTHING that comes up when creating a skin and replace with this code. **DO THIS ACTION 2 TIMES. IT WILL NOT WORK OTHERWISE. YOU MUST GO BACK IN EDIT, SELECT ALL, PASTE, SAVE. To see an example of this code in action check this skin out... http://fubar.com/user.php?u=28962&preview_skin=438842 copy code below: body{background-image:url(URL)!important;background-attachment:fixed!important;background-repeat:repeat!important;} table,th,tr,td,p{background-color:transparent!important;background:transparent!important;color:COLOR!important;font-weight:bold;} body, tbody, table, th, tr, td, p,

Mass Delte Inbox Sent Emails
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol

Cajun B Ez Check This Site Out
Hey guys sorry but I am leaving fubar. If you want to keep intouch give me a shout cajun_big_ez@yahoo.com and dont forget to check out my sexy pics at http://www.southern-charms.com/bbwcajun/main.htm http://www.candiswildgirlz.com/cajun Love Cajun Hey guys I will be web camming soon.....contact me and find out where to find me.. woooooooohoooooo

Pisces
There's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo real -- Outgoing. -- Down to earth. -- Addictive. -- Attractive. -- Loud. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Not one to mess with. -- Rare to

Vip
Ok, I've been a long time smoker 30 plus years. I need help quitting. I forked out the 140 plus for the Chantix. I need people to keep me on track to stop this crappy habit. I have been put out of work, due to Phlebitis, smoking related, and Cholesterol related,. What I'm asking for is to my buds to keep me on track. I need to quit smoking, so all support will be appreciated. Much love to all who reads this and much love to all that help.... Big Hugs from Boo My daughters dad has recently come back into her life, after 29 years. He want's to be a part of her life. She wanted to look him up, she left him a voice mail,, and damn if he didn't call back. I'm so conflicted over this, I left him almost 30 years ago, he was wanting me to have an abortion, and I refused. Now I have my Lexi, who will turn 29 Sat Sept 6th. WE have exchanged some emails, and he has talked with Lex on the phone, but now he want's to talk to me and explain things. I'm not sure what I should do! Part of me wan

Lookin For Help For A Hot Chick
Hey guys... beggin for help, also reposted a bulletin about this... Dess is a sweetheart and one of my lounge friends and i'd really appreciate if you could just click this picture real quick and RATE it... comments aren't necessary, it just takes rates, so two seconds of your time please!!! pretty please!!! show her some love for me since i can only rate her once, lol ~~Sin

~taurus~
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your serious mood is good in the workplace but can cause difficulty in romance. You place a high premium on personal and professional loyalty, so you're liable to feelings of betrayal and jealousy. Your reputation is stronger than ever and it should be easy for you to wow the right people without having to do much more than say a few words. Make sure everyone knows where you stand. It's a good day for dates, job interviews and any other situation that demands a lot from you. It's simple for you to read people and tell them what they want to hear, or spin the truth the right way.

Story Time
What is your sexual style? You scored as a Shy You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do. Shy 63% Hot 50% Exciting 50% Soft 25% Sweet 25% Wet 13% Awkward 6% Violent 0% I talk to her all the time. The more we talk,the more i think of her.I have many thoughts,many dreams. I want so badly just to hold her,cuddle her and kiss her. I think of her soft skin, the way she takes sharp breaths when i touch the top of her ample suculant breast. I softly kiss the sweet spot behind her ear on her neck whlie i make soft light circles on her sweet soft skin. i slowly trace her body up and down ever so lightly, all the way down to her sweet soft silk clad bottom. i want so bad to fell her heat but i want to make her so much hotter before i do. i softly touch her theigh, makeing small circles i start back up her body a little more toward the front now,tou

Real Wrestlers
the fake list and we had to start with traci brooks as i know her so was the first one closed!more to come http://fubar.com/tna_knockout_traci (closed) http://fubar.com/chaser http://fubar.com/anderbear http://fubar.com/tna_senshi http://fubar.com/cowboy_james_storm http://fubar.com/chris_sabin HI ALL THIS IS THE LIST OFF FAKE WRESTLERS ON FUBAR...YOU ASK HOW I KNOW I ASKED THE WRESTLER THEM SELF THATS HOW. I WORK FOR A TNA STAR.. SO I CHAT TO THEM ALL THE TIME. THE LIST http://fubar.com/chaser THIS IS NOT Chase-Stevens

Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.

Sad Poem
Yeah I knew this day would come, the day we say goodbye. I knew you would tell me you found someone else. I knew you weren't mine. I knew I deserved more but I took what I could get. I blindly took a hold of you desperate to feel loved, wanted, and needed. I knew it wouldn't last, but I gave you everything my mind and body. I knew this wouldn't become any more than what it was, and what it was, was nothing. I knew that .I settled and I knew that. Yeah I knew this day would come, but I didn't’t know it would hurt so much.

The Mind
Always find it interesting when people ask me a question about me and when I answer them they say I am wrong. Take the jeans my sister bought me for xmas. Now they are nice jeans but when my mom asked what size my sister should get me I told her. So of course my mom tells here to get a different size cause she thinks I wear my clothes to big. So when I tried the jeans on they would not button up. So of course when I tell my mom that I do know what I am saying she makes me feel like the idiot and the asshole for it. Now I have been on this site for some time now. I have gotten use to seeing "bling me" messages from people. But today I got one that just made me laugh. I got an email from a "lady" on here saying that she would like to be my friend. Ok no big deal but then she goes on to explain that in order for us to be "friends" I needed to send her 100 credits so she can get some bling. Now I had to laugh cause 1 I have not sent anyone bling in a long time since I am out of work.2 "Sh