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Friends
Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under Only 7 reply so far look like it will be a big clean out Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under

Breathing Room
Defiantely trying to put myself in a better mood right now, thanking the people that commented on the rest in peace blogs. Been having a down moment so trying to perk back up, I don't like being depressed or sad over something that can not be undone nor taken back. So my randomness is at the moment that...I want a hot pink penguin named Josiah wearing a stripper outfit and clear heels, that dances soulja boy. His buddy will be a purple monkey named super marky monkey. He runs around beating up people, he is so strong he can kick Chuck Norris's ass up and down the block. Together they both run around swinging hatchets and being soopa villians. Theend.

Written Art
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." IgnoreIgnore my feelingsmy painmy wordsmy heartmy lovedon't pay any attention to mejust let me bejust ignore meHurtPlease Don't hurt meI can't take the painI'm about to go insanelove is a powerful word...with absolutely no meaningit feels like i've been buried aliveit seems to get worse with timenothing ever gets betterthe tears I cry seem to get more wettermore bloodshotmore my heart seems to breakit just seems to hurt more with every breath I takejust hurts everytime I breatheI think it wo

Imho
Article The more I learn about PETA, the less I think of them. The story of them killing animals isn't even unusual. According to PETA's own filings, in 2004 PETA killed 86.3 percent of the animals entrusted to its care -- a number that's rising, not falling. Meanwhile, the SPCA in PETA's home town (Norfolk, Va.) was able to find loving homes for 73 percent of the animals put in its care. A shortage of funds? Nope: last year PETA took in $29 million in tax-exempt donations. It simply has other priorities for the funds, like funding terrorism (yes, really). But don't take my word for it: I got my figures from http://www.PETAkillsAnimals.com -- and they have copies of PETA's state and federal filings to back it up. The bottom line: if you donate money to PETA because you think they care for and about animals, you need to think some more. PETA literally yells and screams about how others "kill animals" but this is how they operate? Pathetic

Lonely
To start things off my so called bf hasn't talk to me in 2 days except to yell at me.He is treating me like shit the past 2 days.And sex well i'm on my own with that.I'm just going to sit here and lick my wounds and cry today.Unless someone out there can make me feel better.Or make me smile but for now i'll just cry.luv and kisses stormy

Heroes Tv Series On Nbc
As a total eclipse casts its shadow across the globe, a genetics professor (Sendhil Ramamurthy, "Blind Guy Driving") in India is led by father's disappearance to uncover a secret theory -- there are people with super powers living among us. A young dreamer (Milo Ventimiglia, "Gilmore Girls") tries to convince his politician brother (Adrian Pasdar, "Judging Amy") that he can fly. A high school cheerleader (Hayden Panettiere, "Ice Princess") learns that she is totally indestructible. A Las Vegas stripper (Ali Larter, "Final Destination"), struggling to make ends meet to support her young son (Noah Gray-Cabey, "My Wife & Kids"), discovers that her mirror image has a secret. A fugitive from justice (Leonard Roberts, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") continues to baffle authorities who twice have been unable to contain him. A gifted artist (Santiago Cabrera, "Empire"), whose drug addiction is destroying his life and relationship with his girlfriend (Tawny Cypress, NBC's "Third Watch"), can paint

Recipes
Sweet Potato Cake 2 cups all-purpose flour or *2 1/4 cups Softasilk cake flour 2 cups sugar 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon baking powder 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla 4 eggs 1 cup vegetable oil 1 can (18 ounces) vacuum pack sweet potatoes, drained or 2 cups cooked, mashed sweet potatoes 1 cup nuts ( optional ) Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour 12-cup bundt cake pan, or tube pan, 10x4 inches. Beat all ingredients except Creamy Glaze (below) in large bowl on low speed, scraping bowl constantly, 30 seconds. Beat on medium speed, scraping bowl occasionally, 3 minutes. Pour into pan. Bake until wooden toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 60-70 minutes. Cool 10 minutes, remove from pan. Cool completely. Drizzle Creamy Glaze over top of cake. Enjoy! Creamy Glaze 1/3 cup margarine or butter 2 cups powdered sugar 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla 2-4 tablespoons hot water Heat marga

Jokes
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...." "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is l

Answer This Plz
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: 3.Would u wanna taste me? answer: 4.Would u want me 2 sex u hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If I gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it

Bubba
Bubba from Alabama! Bubba meets the girl of his dreams, his first cousin Emmy Lou. He takes her out for a special dinner, and shows her a good time at the Redneck Carnival at Diggerland. The next day they spend together and Bubba shows off his water skiing skills. Later that night, he romances her under special mood lighting. A week or so later, Bubba realizes this relationship is getting serious. He makes reservations for a Valentine's Day dinner. Emmy Lou was so impressed with his thoughtfulness, they had a special Friday night date at the Soap & Suds Laundromat ! A month later he proposes to Emmy Lou, and he buys her a really purdy engagement ring. On the day of their wedding, he tells her how much he loves her just before the ceremony. Then they're off to their Honeymoon Suite, where they open their wedding gifts. Their favorites ? Hers was the Chandelier, His was the New BBQ

Other!
One SeXXXy Kitty! Fu Own Me....Here's what I am offering: If high bid is lower that a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash 100 11s Fu-Owned in my screen name for the length of time you own me Added to my top friends for the length of time you own me 1 daily comment and gift Pimpout for as long as you own me. If the highest bid is a 7 day blast Rate all pics and stash during Happy Hour 200 11s for the week during Happy Hour Fu-owned by in my screen name for a week Added to top friends and #1 for a week 1 daily comment and gift for the week Pimpout for the week If highest bid is a 30 day blast Same as above but for a month plus these changes 200 11s become per week for the month Added to family for a month 2 daily comments and gifts with one gift big pimpin 1 SFW salute If highest bid is a Happy Hour Same as above but for 2 months plus these changes 300 11s per week during Happy Hour for 2 months 1 NSFW salute 1 20 minute SFW phone call If high

Great Minds!!
Only great minds can read this, so I'm sending this to all of you .... This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too! Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it HOW DID YOU DO?

For Mom!
The wind blows and touches anything,everything, and whoever it comes in contact with, It reminds me of your heart and passion which had no control The beauty of freedom with no restraints and sometimes letting its presence known with such commitment Just like the wind your felt deep in my soul and changes my life completely You are apart of that nature now and free from the worldly restraints. You are free to touch whomever you please and see things to your souls appease Enjoy your flight above the trees and beyond the restraints of your disease.

What People Say
Hello everyone, how's it going? I am really pissed off. Why is it a big freaking deal that I have guy friends? Just because I would rather hang out with guys than with girls, does not make me a whore. It just makes me happy. No I do not screw any of them. I would just rather hang out with guys than girls. Someone named Doug that has a page on here, called my little brother and told him that I was a whore. Well I am not, and if I was, I would have all the money I need to take care of business. maybe he is just pissed off because I don't want him. I don't sleep with anyone but my husband. Yes, I am married. I have always gotten along better with the guys than the girls. My little brother called me and actually asked me if I was a whore. Even though he knows better. I could never be a whore, hooker, or what ever you call those girls that sell themselves. Yes I enjoy hot sex as much as the next person, but I do not hook. I just enjoy hot sex with my husband. He is happy with the way our li

I Miss You!!!!!!!
Hey everyone! I just wanted you all to know that I am not ignoring any of you, I just took another job and don't have much time for fubar. I hope you are all well and I'll get back to you all as soon as my life calms down.

Arnould Shodzumnegga
for anybody who interested, im starting up my airbrush artwork again , just in time for christmas, i do all kinds or drawing and airbrush paintings especially girls, graffiti, dragons, if you can think of it, i can pait it on, ...holla at your boy, especially yall cute girls with the nice asses, oh yeah, i love me a nice ass,onelove yall,.. Arnould.

The Invitation
The Invitation by Oriahe Mountain Dreamer It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring the moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your sorrow, have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed for fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I wa

Hi To Everyone
Thanks to everyone who has given me a rating do you want to see my better pictures when im in swimming trunks and looking a lot better than i do now if i do then will you rate me a ten for every photo xxx good luck to you all WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JK SAT IN HIS CAR ? THIS WAS TAKEN AFTER HE HAD HAD A RIDE IN A F 1 GP CAR WHEN I SAY A RIDE WHAT I MEAN IS HE WAS SAT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A 2 SEATED f1 RACING CAR MAD BY MINARDI IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY. IT WAS TAKEN AT THE ROCKINGHAM MOTOR SPEEDWAY IN CORBY, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE LUCKY BUGGER WENT TO BIRMINGHAM LAST NIGHT WATCH THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS AND THE NIGHT WAS A GOOD ONE YOU ALL SHOULD OF BEEN THERE

Helping
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: A minimum of 40 entries will be needed The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,000 comments or more. After the prizes are won, the contest is concluded. The contest will span an entire week In case you missed it, The prizes are as follows: 1 Happy Hour 1 30-day Blast OR 3-month VIP 2 7-day Blast OR 1-month VIP ******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / A

Picking Your Friends
I'm not into head games. We are notin high school . I want to be friends with men, not boys that have to have it ok by their mommies. My mom hasn't picked my friends since I was in the second grade. Ok, guys if your not old enough to pick your own friends and you let your fu wife/girlfriend do it for you. then please don't contact me.

Facts About Me ;*)
Facts about Me3 ;*) Unknown facts 1. I have a strong will I don't like being manipulated 2. I Love myself I think I'm a sexy women; P.S. Just because I'm a big girl with curves doesn't mean I have a low esteem for myself. I don't so don't try to mess with how I feel about myself you will lose. 3. I like BDSM but I'm in charge unless I what to play sub most of the time I'm Dom remember that. P.S I only play sub for someone I really like. 4. I have a very quick mind I learn very quickly and I never for get something I really like 5. I like leaving marks on my subs get use to it Known Facts 1. I like to sit in the hot tub nude 2. I like to drink: grape kool aid, grape soda, margaritas, fuzzy navels, grogg, home brewed mead and once in a great while a bud light when I'm with certain friends 3. I like sex and lots of it kinky type is best 4. I don't like clingy people especially clingy men 5. I like to have fun and be with a group that has no Dram

Cathy Needs Your Help
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=211877&i=3988418302# CATHY OF THE FUBAR BOMBERS NEEDS YOUR RATE AND BOMBING COMMENTS...SAYS SHE IS WILLING TO TRADE 100 11'S FOR YOUR HELP.. LINK ABOVE SHOULD TAKE YOU TO HER COMMENT PAGE...THANKS IN ADVANCE Please click this link, Cathy is in a giveaway and need your help today. She has only 38 K left to reach her goal of 140 K. He has busted her butt in getting there. Those of you who know her know she will help you as much as she can. It only takes a few minutes of your time to leave her a few comments and rate her pic. COME CHECK US OUT MEET COOL PPL AND LISTEN TO SOME AWSOME TUNES. WE ARE ALSO HIRING FOR BARTENDERS WAITRESSES BOUNCERS SECURITY MALE AND FEMALE DANCERS STRIPPERS MALE AND FEMALE IF U WANT A JOB HERE SEND UR APPS TO Edubois36@msn.com THANK YOU VERY MUCH MANAGEMENT (repost of original by 'DJ Girliy @ CrewRadio~ Owner Of F~~k It All~ DJ GM/GM For CrewRadio~ GM For CrewRadio UT~' on '20

Poetry
At night I hear a beast howling in the darkness. I sit and listen the sound it makes and I wonder to who or what does it call. While I pounder these things I hear the howl grow louder and louder. Then I feel a horror wash over me. What if just what if the beast other is calling to me? I go to my mirror and look my self in the eyes to know that my thoughts are fiction. But what I see in my eyes is not the me I knew. But the beast that I have heard every night of my life. The beast is me I am the beast. I look at my reflection and I know the my thoughts are not fiction. There is a beast in all of us. A beast howling for freedom. But do you know when your beast comes out at night.

Sex
Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5. Height: 6. Hair (color and style): 7. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN: 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you?

About Me
Hey whats up fubur im a tell you a little about myself. I was born in utica ny, then rasied in the down town part of Buffalo ny. I stayed with my mother until i was 16 then moved on my own. It was hard but i guess i made it too 19 so it wasn't too bad. I meet a few weman along the way and thought that i could never find someone too make me happy like they did when i was with them. But now i have a son that is a week in a half. Its hard not seeing him everyday because i had too act a fool and lose his mother too my stuburn ways. i guess i can say i lost too learn and grow for a reason! I think everything happens for a reason and everthing will happen the way is supost too be. So thats really about it so hit me up!!!!

Like Waiting For A Bus
For the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h

Does Life Get Better?
Ok over the past month my life has turned into a living hell... i found out i have cervical cancer, my man and i broke up, and this morning my doctor calls me and tells me that i have to have my gall bladder removed. Yesterday was the anniversary of the day i miscarried my baby... with everything goin on i just wanna give up... does life ever get better? Ok all, I had my surgery on Thursday... get this I only had one person call to check on me, out of at least 15 who swore they cared... guess i should be used to it... just wanted to update everyone and let them know im still alive... hurtin pretty bad, which im not sure is normal, but im still breathing so i guess that counts for something... probably wont be on again for a couple of days... but thanks to those of you that had me in your thoughts...

Sexy Legs
Hey Ya’ll, If ya have ya some spare time go ahead and add my bf at this link: GATOR@ fubar And we also have a page together. You can find it by going to this link: Angie@Eric@ fubar Thanks ahead for stopping by and showing the luv Hello to all my friends and fans, I entered the sexiest legs contest on here and would appreciate your votes and comments. I’ve never won anything before and I think I might have half a chance at least I hope. I can only win with your comments and votes. I know it's not the greatest pic but it's the best I have right now. Please show the love and vote for me. Thank you for your time. Peace, Angie Here is the link to go to: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=820336&i=363999137 Hello Everyone I’m in Lord Lestat’s and Kyttiekat’s First Auction It runs from January 1st till January 9th. The direct link is: BamagalAngie’s Up for offer Added to Family for 1 month Rate all pics during HH Rate all stash during HH

Superhero Halloween Costumes
Superhero Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Superhero Halloween Costumes for all Ages - Be batman, superman or wonder woman! Every kid wishes to be a hero: here are some superhero halloween costumes for all ages! Be a Batman, a Superman or a Wonder Woman! You can start designing your very own superhero halloween costume out on paper by drawing the different parts of the costume that make it special in your mind. Once you have a nice sketch on paper, its time to find the items required. The best way to save money when making your own halloween costumes is to look for old clothes that can be used to build your costume. For example, a really old skirt could easily be used, and you could just cut it and dye it. You might also ask friends and family members if they have old clothing, which they might want to donate to you for your superhero halloween costume. Superhero halloween costu

Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office. "Well, did you find one?" asked her mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" The two women looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed. "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry,I'll find one this weekend," she said. Over the next few days both mom and dad had long conversations

The Game
The Game is on!!! And you're IT! Describe ME in one word.... just one single word. Send it to me and to me only. Then send this message to all your friends and see how many strange & interesting things they say about you. This is really fun. Here's how to Play: 1. Hit the reply key and send me my one word. 2. Then return to this message, and forward it to your friends (including me) and see what people say about you when limited to one word!!! The Game is On!!!!!

Lets Say Thanks (it Only Takes A Minute)
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know in the industry & personally to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them ... SO PLEASE SEND ONE! IT only takes a second

Why Won't They Leave Me Alone?
Why won’t they leave me alone? Current mood: indescribable It seems to me that my family must suffer from some form of bi-polar disease. One min they want me there, fixing stuff and doing the good son thing, the next its get your shit and leave. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore, I'm trying my damnedest to move out but every time I'm almost ready, something happens. I get suspended, from work or the family gets all clingy or I lose a brother, etc. etc. So it comes down to this, if possible I gotta come up with $300, by friday, so I can move, ok no prob, but still got the bill to pay, I make decent money, but its just getting the deposit all together. So wtf do I do know, somebody please tell me, what do I do know? Hell can't move in with 90% of my friends, either they have no room or they live with folks or whatever. Seriously, Richard Pryor said it best"Its enough to make you crazy"

In My Head
The thoughts are here in my head What they mean is left to be said They come on out simple and true How do I tell if they’re for me or for you Here they are and it’s part of me Something for the people to see They come like a flash out of nowhere But feeling they have and thoughts that care Went I am happy the stories are good When I am sad they say what they should When I am angry I try not to write But when I’m lonely it only seems right Nothing but thoughts trapped inside of me With no-one to share but the paper you see So I will write for no-one to see My life, my feelings and the soul in me The rest you’ll now if you’re here to see What’s going on inside of me The thoughts are mine and I will share Must get them out to make room in there Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07

Joke 2
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Sfdfdssssssss
Remember when beepers was the thing to have If you are under the age of 13...you should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe ne

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How latex gloves are made... A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on His gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!

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Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized. >Man: Your body is like a temple. >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together >Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothin

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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

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you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The

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The Redneck at the Zoo A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said, "I don't

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD

Natural Highs
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It does make you feel good, especially the thought at the end of #43. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. The beach. 15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 16. Laughing at yourself.. 17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 19. Running through sprinklers. 20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 21. Hav

Love
If only you can see what I see. The love that radiates though your eyes. The sound of your voice makes me just melt. You have me. You have me at your well, you have me at your mercy. I was your at your first word. If only you can see what I see the hesitation in your voice. Look right in front of you can't you see me? My arms wide open for your warm embrace? My heart is screaming, why can't you see? Don't be afraid to open your eyes. See what I see. See you. See me. It's the way you look at me. It's the way you kiss me your full lips on the top of mine. Your tounge caressing mine. Your hands in my hair playfully twirling it in your fingers. It's the way you touch me. Your hands gently in mine moving them up and down my body. MMMMM It's the things you do to me its an never ending feeling of pleasure. How you do it I do not know. But it's the way you make me laugh. How you make me smile. It's the way you see me without seeing, know me without knowing.

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1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ". And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position her self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home He remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19..95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends..

Sick Of Whiney People
OK IM GOING TO STATE EXCATLY HOW I FEEL , ABOUT THIS , I WAS IN A SO CALLED CONTEST BACK IN APRIL I BELIEVE. AT THAT TIME I HAD 600 SOME FRIENDS , OUT OF THE 600 SOME FRIENDS ONLY 8 FRIENDS HELPED ME. SO, YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND HELPING , BUT, I GOT TO MY LEVEL WITHOUT ANY ONE EVER HELPING IN ANYTHING. AND I MAKE STUFF OUT OF JUST BEING A FRIEND.I DON'T ASK TO BE FANNED , RATED . SO, IM TRIED OF THE WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . SO IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH WAIT . TY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SICK OF THE BULL SHIT .

Life In General
Well I am gonna be back in Virginia on the 14th and i won't be back in NOLA till the right before new years on the 29th. So I will see you then and hope you all have a Merry Christmas. We Will be kickin it on New Year's In New Orleans. Love Peace & Happiness Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is

Happy Hour
I'm gonna host my first happy hour tonight at 9 central time and since I won this with the help of all you guys i wanna make sure you are all around to join in on the fun! Hope to see ya tonight!

You Love Me, Don't Lie To Yourself.
I guess I didn't get my male cat fixed in time. He's impregnated his MOTHER and SISTER! Look at him.... He's so guilty. Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs* I just fucking did homework for 6 hours. I have been awake for 22 hours! I worked all da

Fat Or Not
OK since I can't post a mum I had to do this. I feel that I am fat although I am told I am not so I decided to let everyone here decide. IF you think I am fat send me a private message telling me so. IF not just send me a shout.

Friends
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

Showin Luv For My Friends
this guy is the most wondefully sweet person plz come drop some comments on him and help him win as always......luvya!!!!!!!!!!!! If u have a spare minute please go rate and drop a few comments on the pic below. She only needs 5000 comments to win a prize. thanks and as always.... luvya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this guy is a sweetheart..please drop a comment or two on his contest pic even if u just have time to go rate him a ten...he gets five points for that! as always.... luvya, zoeygrl hugzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sakura Ryus Aka Me Poems
A Hidden person! There are people who hide their true face, They do this at their own expense, They are the fallen angles that fell from god’s grace, They are afriad of his excellence, They are afraid of thier Failure, Those people that are usually sweet, They did something that was a bummer, That their end was done by someone you can’t meet, They ended up as soul less beings as cold as stone, because of the feelings they couldn’t show, For if they showed any they would be gone, The lord made it so that any that should find out anything they would be turned to snow, When a person who almost always smiles and that loves to help others plants flower seeds, But instead of the flowers they so hoped would bloom the only thing they recived is a pile of weeds! Very first poem i ever did and posted online A Kitsune And A Lioness Once there was a Fox, But there was also a Lioness, The fox was found in a fix, When a Lioness broke it's loneliness, She cared for the poo

Hit This Profile
The wonderful lady just needs approximately 5000 to level....Please go show her the love!!! If you do not have her please add/fan/rate her.......SHE WILL LOVE YOU BACK!!! ITS HAPPY HOUR!!! YAY!!!!:):) (¯`•¸·´¯)Redneck Angel ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.(¯`·¸•´¯)@ fubar Ok I missed Happy Hour yesterday but we still have time today to help this fantastic lady level up!! If she is not a friend then friend, fan and add her....rate her stash/blog...........SHE WILL LOVE THE ATTENTION AND BE SURE TO HIT YOU BACK!!! THANKS!!! ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ

Fallen Hero
Fallen heroes across the land Brace hearts held in their hand Lie in bed late at night a phoen call comes that causes fright "It's time you come, we need you round." he drops the phone anc falls to the ground. tears stream down his young face as he packs to leave this place so young and sweet, innocent and pure, ready to fight as he leaves for war. he heads to the room of his little girl knowing that she's his entire world. kisses her forehead and walks away goes to the couch where his life lay he wakes her up to say goodbye, "Take care of Sapphire if I die." he turns to leave and walks out the door as he watches his wife fall to the floor. Two weeks later, she watches the screen searching for his name, it is finally seen under fallen soldiers that have faced their fate he was named a hero, as he walks inside heavens gate.

Poetry
Angel With Honor by AngelofLove He came to me from out of the heavens, As I was standing alone. My heart so heavy and ladden with fears, The road ahead of me so long. His words rang so true, They swept my tears away. He comforted me, cared for me, Made me complete, He showed me the way. Honor was his light, Peace was his strength, Happiness was his goal, Love is my reward. Although we have just begun, Time will take us on this journey, Hand in hand we will explore, All God meant us to know. First step being the hardest, That one we have made. Our journey we are beginning, Our destination unknown. Honor being our guide, Peace being our strength, Happiness being with us, Love our reward. Always remember, I love you... Always remember I love you More than words Could ever show, And I think of you always- Much more than You could know And now until forever, Always remember this too, There's no one I could ever love More than

Important!!!
See what 50 years will do. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal Sits still in class. 2006 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Be

Pm Loving ....missing My Baby !
9:20 PM 10/17/2007 It is the quite of the night when the world makes ready to sleep . I am here....in the dim light of my dwelling , Restless and unable to allow my mind to rest . The pentence i pay is for my secrets and my hidden desires. Living by the rules of my heart is not always a peaceful emotion . I struggle with decisions yet act on a whim . I am constantly in dis agreement with what i am allowed to have and what i truly want . How is it to be ...to tame the heart when it is suspose to soar ? Well into my torment i know less of the why and more of the why not . Standing in the middle of the bridge ..... about to collaspe.... what direction shall i run ...what side is saftey . I wish i could tell ....whats makes me so weak . I must hush to survive yet i want to scream with delight . My night is quiet ..... I can hear the croaking of the bull frogs echoing in the grassy banks along my pond . I wonder ... what is it that he hears ? ...... what is the sounds that surround his

Not Sure
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Humor
Obituary of Common Sense! Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the Millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution

Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong as they sometimes will; When the road you're trudging seems all uphill; When the funds are low, and the debts are high And you want to smile, but have to sigh; When care is pressing you down a bit - Rest if you must, but do not quit. Success is failure turned inside out; The silver tint of the clouds of doubt; And you can never tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.

Poems From My Depression Age Lol
I cry that my world has been torn apart This pain is a stake deep in my heart. Solitude is my only friend As I lay upon my tear soaked bed. Who could help me? Who could I tell? Will I survive this private Hell? All through the night I toss and turn I can't sleep My love I yearn! I wait for My Moon, my Sun & my Star! Wondering what they're doing or how they are. I cry until the night turns into day Still void of my love for another day. I'll wait for the sun to shine on me Until then . . . my life is so empty. This is the hardest time I've ever known I Wait . . . & I Cry For my love to come home! Depression in so many It's always so sad to see The numbers are uncanny Just take a look at me So many in pain unseen As depression numbers rise Sometimes life can be so mean Just look into my eyes Afraid to go

Booty
deep inside lost and confused, never to find happiness, never to know why, why do I care in this hopefulness, to love, to hate, to cherish, to perish why, is there a point to all this misery, why do i feel so fireiry, deep inside all alone i keep these feelings, dont want to hurt another liveing life with out a mother, is this what life is subject too pain and misery, to many flaws someone tear me apart with there claws was a bad in a previous life was i mean to my wife is there a point to my life why am i forsaken to spend it alone, deep with in its like a syclone, spinning and spiining, deeper and deeper, faster and faster, head spinning, smiles no longer grinning, feeling like i theres no hope should i still fight for hope or should i give into the pain, should i try and keep sain, i try to change how i am to better how i am, hope to find...that one... that one to make happy... i know it

The Love Of A Child
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF YOUR CHILD & SEEN THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT LIVES DEEP WITHIN THEM FOR YOU? THAT'S TRUE LOVE. WHEN U SEE THAT, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR A GOOD PARENT. A PARENT'S TRUE LOVE NEVER FAILS!!!!!

Have You Ever
have you ever loved some one so much that you just cant let them go...but then you know its for ur good...but at the same time ur just thinking you have to be with that person and you just cant let them go....its so hard for me 2 make my desion on what i should do ok hears the storie my boifriend of 2 years is doing drugs and drinking alot he always calling me high and talkng shit but then i love him so much but i cant handel this shit anymore im tired of his drug addition ive tryed to help him ive even tried to make him to go a clinic so they can help him he acts like he wants do to it but then he turns and says well baby imma do good and take care of you and get a job and things like that so he really does want to do good for him self but then again he is not doing anything about it he just keeps on with those drugs.....and i just dont know what to do anymore so anybody with good advice or thinks they can help....plzz comment and tell me! thank you xoxo chelsea

Anyone Do Morphs?
I guess the new thing to call older women is a cougar..lol So I hear anyway. So I I was wondering if any of my friends know how to do morphs and can make me into one? That would be too cool...:)If you do great! Hugs and Kisses

Friends
Peggy Sue has opened a new lounge. Our favorite tree hugger now has her own treehouse for us to hang out in. Please stop by and check out her Treehouse. Everyone is invited to join the fun. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=54536 Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 This is a new friend of mine so show her some FUBAR love...Add her Fan her rate and show her whats its all about...she will return the love Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 teeter@ fubar My new friend Spicy Angel needs your help. Her profile was recently deleted. She was a Rockstar before she was deleted. Please stop by her page and rate her pictures and stash to get her level back up where it was. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007 Spicy Angel@ fubar

I've Got Those, Swollen Hand Blues...
After I got the itch, one person said yes... and well.. it's done. I am over being a fucking blonde :D (I swear I tend to take on the characteristics of a blonde when I am one too lol) This hair cut probably looks hotttttt in all black ... I might save a small mohawk of blonde *shrug* who knows... new pics soon ^_^ He's awesome as hell, is chill and seems to be on the same vibe as I am.. here's to new friends! Looked up to see our compatibility (mind you this isn't just a love thing it's a relationship friends family.. whoever compatibility site....) SUN SAGITTARIUS-SAGITTARIUS There is great camaraderie between you. A love of traveling and a restless wanderlust are traits that you have in common. Both of you are optimists and you love to shoot for the stars. Minor details annoy you and pettiness is abhorrent to you. You have a youthful enthusiasm, and have a spirited, progressive outlook on life. With so much in common, you are able to have a wonderful time toge

The Way Kids See Things
THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother.. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come ou

My Lil Song
Someone wrote this for me it cracks me up.... tits out clits drippin punk mofuckins stand there figurin watch ya while kiki smoke that dro the mistakin her for any type of Ho--ney she pop ya ass drop ya to knees... the whole time she steadly puffin on her weed

Links I Found
YOU all know me and my fuhusband,he is thinking about giving up his writeings.Please show him some love and leave a comment,let him know you love is works.They are in his blog area. LEAVE A COMMENT TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE POEMS

Through These Eyes......
Through these eyes I've seen love and I've seen hate I've seen the violence and the tears Through these eyes I got my schooling on the streets I've seen the things in life You don't wanna see Through these eyes I've seen the shape of things to come And I've watched them all fall apart Through these eyes I've seen the broken homes, they cry I've seen the poor man's face As he stands in line And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pain it lingers on Through these eyes, I've looked the devil in the face And I've seen God's holy grace Through these eyes I've tried to walk the straighter line I found myself again But nearly lost my mind And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pain it lingers on, yeah And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pai

My Future
I am originally from California, and grew up in Oregon, then i came to Georgia my next stop will be North Carolina, I am extremely excited about this move. I have no reason to stay here in Georgia, I cant wait to walk away from here witht he good and bad memories in the last three years.....My move to NC I believe will bring good energy into my life and luckily I will have a friend already there, who I gave much respect to for moving to a place where she knew nobody, but had the courage to relocate there. Many people are questioning me because I have decided to make this move, I dont care what they think, this is what I want to do, and will stand on my own 2 feet and flip the page to the next chapter in my life. Hopefully its a great chapter and all the chapters after it are just as good. i wanted to blog what i am feeling about my future right now......I met a wonderful woman on here 3 weeks ago and cant wait to meet her for the 1st time next month. Hopefully we will hit it off an

Stupid Tv Quotes!
I show you my world I peek into yours I give you my thoughts You try to share as well. Words, Images, a self portrait, yet silence until I share with you my songs... And you tell me a story. I try to grasp intent, you struggle to enlighten. A world apart and yet so close spirits grappling for knowledge.....yearning to comprehend, must find peace Evermore there is silence..... CandyO

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My Space
Sometimes I’m in my on little space Thinking of me and to hell with the race No one helps me this much is for sure Why should I - be part of the cure Let things happen as if I don’t care My feelings are mine – why should I share Because it is right to help if I can Do what I must and be part of the plan Raised to do right and do what I should It’s not up to me to make it all good But if I don’t try to help who I can Have I really become a man I not here to say what’s right or wrong Live out your feelings and try to be strong Life is not easy this much you know Try to do good and like what you show. Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 10/10/07