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Let me take you on a journey. It's something of shall we say a preview of what's to "come." Perhaps we will start with light feather touching. Maybe a little nibbling here and there. Don't worry, not very hard. Just hard enough to make you scream for more. More of me. More of what I can do for you. This is something that is new...me having control. So I have to be careful. Wouldn't want to hurt you. Let me start with your ears. A little hot breath all over, then maybe a swipe of my tongue. A cool puff of air to make you squirm. I slowly move down to your neck. Licking my way to your chest. I use my tongue to graze that beautiful upper body of yours. I move towards your nipples. I take my tongue and move it as fast as I can over one nipple. I then use my teeth to make you jump. I work my way to your other nipple and slighly nibble. You are moaning for more. Wait...the best is yet to arrive. Slowly I move down towards your belly button, grazing my nails over your ch

Xxx
I Caress myself as i think of you Holding each other in our arms kissing Running your fingers through my long red hair Inside me i feel your hard cock Sliding up and down, up and down Finally you gently pull it out of me, Riding me like we were dogs, Even rubbing your hands up my chest and worship my big beautiful breasts Drips come out of your cock Running all over my stomach and legs I want you i need you right now Caressing me with all of your love Kissing me gently with your, soft lips Soothing my body in a bath full of rose petals with you in there with me Outside we hear rainfall gently hitting the roof Now i wake up from my fantasy and go visit you and do it all over again

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THIS IS A RESERCH MADE IN THE USA REGARDING WOMEN AND SEX70% of women who smoke have had more than 4 lovers in the last year while 60% of female non-smokers had none.Women who respond to sex surveys in mags like Cosmo may have 5 times as many lovers as typical women.Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be turned on by the thought of anonymous sex as women who never got a bachelor's degree.Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.National birthrates rise and fall with the height of heels.In a bar or nightclub, the hemlines and necklines of unaccompanied women rise and fall (respectively) during ovulation.Women who have a positive attitude towards sex tend to be less achievement oriented.White teenage girls who live with single mothers are 60% more likely to have sex before the age of 18 than those who live with both parents. The percentage is

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You are my love my life the air I long to breath so sweet the voice I long to speak You are the rain that falls on my face- refreshing a fallen soul. HOw I love to speak your name to hear your voice lasts me for days I love the way we love its purety calms the wind around me covering my very essence creating new means... YOull never know the things you do to me enticing my world and spinning it out of control. xx D.

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as her luscious, engorged with lust lips enveloped his throbbing swollen head and slid down his thick veiny shaft, she closed her eyes and moaned in sweet release, letting a stream of creamy white liquid slowly trickle down her thigh.

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this weekend i did something that i haven't done in a long time. i was in class at college and sitting next to this beautiful older women. i got really hard and she drop her pen on the floor as bend over to get it she so called didn't mean to touch me there. then she decided to ask me if i'm wearing boxers or not. i tols her no. she reaches her hand over and unzips me puts her hand over my dick and jacks me off. at this point i'm trying my best not to moan or anything. then as i'm about to cum she put my dick back in my pants so it won't go everywhere. then the professor told us to take a 15 min break. we're the fist ones to head for the door. she then asked me to help her with something in her car. her car by the way is in the back roe anyway she unlocks the car and i can in the front seat and she starts laughing at me and says i don't need help in the front seat you need to be back here with me. i'm nerves and blushing my ass off. i get in the back seat with her and asks if i can pu

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He never heard the door quietly open and close, as well as someone quietly slip inside the room. The pale moonlight was falling in a straight line on his face, highlighting its edges and curves and enveloping it in a sickly pallor. She looked at his peaceful, innocent face, with eyelashes shadowing his cheekbones and his mouth slightly open and pondered on how much power she had over him right now. She possessed the consciousness, the ability to think and react at that moment, awareness of the surroundings, while he had no idea that he was not alone in his room. No matter what kind of person he was-mellow, temperamental, kindhearted, or selfish-right now he was an unmoving obelisk. She slowly unbuttoned her shirt and removed it. Pants came off next, and she kicked the pile of clothes to the side. Slowly, she came up to the foot of his bed, hopped up, and started crawling towards him. She saw him move, and then open his eyes in shock. Before he was about to make a single sound

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we carelessly climb into bed not one, two, but all three sexually seductive thoughts fill my head this dream just can not be her tongue flutters your lips my hands caress her breast sliding slowly to her hips my heart pounds in my chest my fingers flutter her lips her back arches and hips rise inward my throbbing cock slips you softly start to moan and sigh she turns to look at me then ravishly licks your cunt i close my eyes so nothing i can see she seductively lets out a grunt her juices start to flow feelin warmer around my cock she begs for me to go slow i keep pounding it like a rock

Xxx
i approach you from behind, i put my arms around your waist and kiss the left side of your neck. i move up to your ear, and my moist kiss wets your lobe. i breathe warm and soft on your ear and you shiver. you turn to my kiss and touch your lips to mine. my tongue softly and gently passes your lips, moistening them, and i taste your tongue. i kiss your lips passionately and move back down to your neck. my hands slowly move down your waist and my thumbs hook on your panties to pull them down. as i'm pulling them down, i gently bend you over. i have you step out of them and they lie in a wad on the floor, glistening with your desire. i get on my knees and start kissing your inner left thigh, moving up to your pussy. with my hands i spread your cheeks wide open and i give you a long wet lick, from clit to ass, tasting you all at once and leaving my saliva on you to mingle with your own wetness. my thumbs spread your pussy lips and i press my face into you, tasting and kissing you. i lap m

Xxx A - Z Of A Perfect Partner ! Xxx
xXx A - Z of a perfect partner ! xXx (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in "you" (C)alls you just to say "HI" (D)oesn't give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over (J)ust likes to "be" with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (V)alues you (W)alks beside you (X)-plains things you don't understand (Y)ells when you won't listen and (Z)aps you back to reality

Xxx = Bend Over
bent over oh i would love to put you in that position and have my way with you how i would start by kissing your ass and then working my way enbetween your legs having you sit on my face and then licking you and sucking your clit in to my mouth and pushing my fingures in to your wet moist hole taking my thumb and rubbing your ass hole ever so lightly then maybe have you turn around and start licking my cock the head of it and then the shaft then you stick it in your mouth and go down on it with the enjoyment i give you i 'm still licking you nd as my fingurs go in i wiggle the tips a little and twist them going a little further and a little faster every time then taking my toung and licking you from one end to the other end all the way as you are sucking me you start storcking my cock as you go down so does your hand then you get up and lower your self down on me standing on the bottom of your feet then squting over me i run my fingure tips throw your hair and then across your bre

Xxx Balcony
A full moon bathes us in her light, A warm wind blows across the sky, Tonight my love on our balcony, Desire rages through you and I. Feeling you behind me, Holding me ever so near, I feel your hands caress me, Your breath hot against my ear. Hands upon the railing, I lean back into you, I'm breathless my love at your touch, And of the passioniate things we do. Running your hands across my breasts, A soft moan escapes my lips, I feel your hardness against my ass, As you slowly move your hips. Reaching underneath my top, My hard nips your hands do seek, I part my legs ever so slow, Hot desire making them weak. Working your magic upon my breasts, You slide one hand up my warm thigh, Feeling your fingers against my lace panties, My moans are carried across the sky. Hiking one boot up against the rail, I feel your fingers rub my pussy so right, My wetness drips down upon your fingers, I want to feel your hard cock in me tonight. Begging you to fuck me, You lift my skirt real high, My pu

Xxx Can You Handle Meagan In A Wet T-shirt? Xxx
I'm all wet!!! I joined a wet t-shirt contest. It goes until August 8th (Friday) so we don't have much time! This contest is rates only. The person with the most rates by Friday wins. In the event of a tie, the highest rating wins. So gimme your 11's!!! So, if you want to see what's under those smiley faces, go ahead and click the pic above! Thanks to those who help! Drop me a sb and let me know that you dropped me a rate, and I'll be sure to return the love! :D ~Meagan~R/L GF/Fu-Wifey of DaMunchMan~Sarge's Bad Girls~ Did I mention that you have to add the host to rate the pic? His link is below. So not only do you get to make my day, but you get to make a new friend, as well! :D

Xxx Comments?
xxx comments? I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, huge boobs, round booty, long legs, big lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting (the spice of life). So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to

Xxx= Dirty Little Story
I have always wanted to try new things in my life when I was in school I did not have a lot of girls at my begging call but there was this one day I was in school and I got in trouble the teacher said that I have to stay after for a detention when I got to her class I was so surprised to se her in her leotards she has 7th period gym class as a volley ball coach an she was working out with the girls in the gym for it was cold outside she sit down next to me to help me I could smell the sweet dripping down her chest for she was so beautiful her nipples was barely poking through her top I wanted to touch them so bad with my tongue I wanted to just stop every thing and have my way with her she was so hot her legs had pantyhose on them to where they met her leotards was a small but delightful gap it slightly bulged from there she has a small waist leading up to her chest that was not to big but nice size little more then a handful on this day her nipples were barely show

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The Xxx Factor
okay this is an old one from my myspace: Thursday, May 31, 2007 it factor of the X generation Category: Writing and Poetry For the last few days I have been randomly scanning websites for inspiration, and I think I have decided that I want to get a new peircing. I have had my tongue peirced for some time now and numerous ear peircings and the urge is striking me again, it is like an addiction. Tattoos, I love them as well, and I have several and I want more of them as well, but I need something more...what is this obsession with walking in and saying "hey lance, how's it going, been awhile...stick a needle in my face!" lmao. My friend Lance has been peircing at Hammers for like 6 years now and I was one of his early victims when he first got started. He is totally cool and slowly becomming made out of metal! lmao. He has the most awesome backpiece tattoo of vampires throughout the ages on his back...totally awesome! Even though I would have have not ordinarily found h

Xxx Fantasy
as i walk slowly into the bedroom, i see you watchin me. sending chills throughout my body, from my head down to my feet. I could feel the tension in the air and see your nature rise. with the look of 'fuck me' glaring from your eyes. I see you eye'n my body while seductively lickin your lips. I began to walk towards and u watch my swiviling hips. Now im only 1 step away from u as u reach out your hand and cup my breast. I real my head back with enlightenment as my heart beats rapidly through my chest. I feel your hands creep over my curves until it finds its destination. Between my moist thighs, im lovin the sensation. your fingers conversate with my wetspot...twistin and turnin nonstop. Lickin my neck, kissin my lips, makin me very hot. You stop caressin my sweet pot and bring your fingers to ur lips to savor my flavor. I grab hold to your thick pipe and decide to return the favor. I stroke and strok until i fiend to feel you, to have u deep inside of me. Listening to u whispering th

Xxx I Am Master's New Slave Xxx
i have no clue where you are but i think i miss you.. i cant find you but i want to... i dont know you but i would like to.. you have planted your self in my dreams.. so talk to me or give me my dreams back!!!!

Xxx = Just You
As the water drips on my head I fill alive for the first time for I have you at my side when the sun goes down I will go down to but only on you as the sun rises I insert my self in you as gentle as I can I will take slowly insert my self just a little further I lick your breast I slowly run my tongue across you r nipples and dragging my teeth slightly exzerting a little clamp the whole not giving you all of it just part now I lean up and kiss you then I push it in a little further never changing my pace I fill you all of you I take my hand and run it down your thigh never stopping I move to the left I take my hand and put it on your pulsating female organ I gentle start playing with it rubbing it softly while I’m inside you and as you move I add a little pressure not to hard but just rite as I get you closer and closer I remove my self from your Lyons and I work my way back down with tongue lick I want to taste you in my mouth and I want to fill your fluids on my face that’s how I wan

Xxx_love Me_xxx
As our eyes met something struck my heart From cupids bow came a whimsical dart Piercing this soul whom has loved you so Wishing for one more moment must you go? Away from my arms straight to my mind Where you will stay until I see you in time My eyes will still sparkle as your eyes do When I began to realize maybe I love you Your smile warmed my heart as an open flame Strew these ashes spelling me your name Rose a question from the smoke perhaps fate Wrote our love in the stars not a moment to late

Xxxmas
Promoter: Terror Inc & Hitman Date & Time: Saturday, December 23, 2006 - 10:00pm to 12:00pm Lineup: The Coffee Man - Montreal Fokya Records / H2O productions Che Dubois - Live PA Dominik Unabomber Kamikaze Ken Finch.ca vs Mz Demeanor Flim Gabbo Scartat w/ Mc Flybry Double Dee Momentum aka SteveO & Sound FX Dynamic Tranzit Locked w/ MC Caspa Adversary Damo Saiyan vs. Jodie Venue: TBA Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Info: http://www.myspace.com/djunabomber Admission: $5 adv. / more at door Music: Breakbeat, Hardcore, House, Jungle, Techno, Trance Extras: Licensed Area, Concessions, All Ages, 700 Capacity, 2 Room(s), Special/Rave

Xxxmas Party
XXXmas Party by craigool © I'm on the hunt. Our company, a large software manufacturer, is having the company Christmas party catered in the penthouse of the largest hotel downtown. Being a programmer, I don't get much contact with the lovely young women who flock to the sales and marketing sections of the company. I'm looking for one in particular - Trudy Glass, the marketing specialist attached to my product line. Trudy is slim and petite, with long red hair that flies like a flag behind her as she strides - no, that's not it. Trudy canters. She wears these 3" and 4" black spaghetti strap FuckMe heels, which on her long slim legs reminds me of the way a young filly canters. Trudy is convinced she doesn't have enough tits (she tells me she is a 34B+, just like her grades in school), so she is always using push-up bras and miracle bras and anything else, even half cup under wire bras, to make you look at her tits. She is, at least to me, the most sexual of our thousand+ empl

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 A
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 by X Writer © Warning: The following story contains a little bit of just about every possible sort of sex one can have, and in some cases, some sorts of sex that are impossible for us non-powered humans, no matter how hard we wish we could. Enjoy, and if you find parts of this offensive, well, just remember, it's only a story! I can only hope that if you weren’t a fan of the X-Men before, perhaps, through my writing, you can share and appreciate the fondness for these characters I have had since 1978. As always, your feedback is readily welcome! --------------------------------------------- In the world of Marvel's merry mutants, where strange powers meet strange desires, one team stands as mutant kind’s last and best hope for a kinky co-existence with humanity... X Writer proudly presents: The New xXx-Men! --------------------------------------------- Chapter One: Fifty Seven Channels and Nothing On, The Xavier Institute, We

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xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 01 by X Writer © Theresa felt the increased uncontrolled thrusts of James’ crotch into her face, his sparse curly pubic hairs tickling at her petite slim nose. At this moment, she had only two frequencies going, a nice resonance. Of course, if she wanted a midnight snack, she would have to add a third. Bobbing her head on his iron hard shaft, she flexed her vocal cords to begin a third note, completing the chord. The higher frequency, buzzing like a mad mosquito, drove straight through James’ flesh, along the massive pole and into his scrotum. James grunted as if he had been punched hard in the stomach, that electric buzzing sensation having reached his throbbing nuts. His eyes rolled back in their sockets, his mind a blaze of exploding pleasure. YES! Late night protein shake! Theresa smirked as she felt James’ prick pulse in her throat. She found it near impossible to concentrate on keeping the right frequencies flowing through the restricted

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 A
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © Warning: The following story contains a little bit of just about every possible sort of sex one can have, and in some cases, some sorts of sex that are impossible for us non-powered humans, no matter how hard we wish we could. Enjoy, and if you find parts of this offensive, well, just remember, it's only a story! I can only hope that if you weren't a fan of the X-Men before, perhaps, through my writing, you can share and appreciate the fondness for these characters I have had since 1978. As always, your feedback is readily welcome! --------------------------------------------------------------- In the world of Marvel's merry mutants, where strange powers meet strange desires, one team stands as mutant kind's last and best hope for a kinky co-existence with humanity... X Writer proudly presents: The New xXx-Men! --------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter Two: In the Heat of the Night

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 B
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © "Yesss..." Betsy hissed between her teeth, her mind awash with the intense sensations Sym's penis was causing her, as it rubbed against her moist vagina lips. "I...want...it!" "Yeah, baby... you fucking got it," Sym laughed, stabbing the massive cock into her burning pussy, sinking it twelve inches deep in one hard thrust. Psylocke groaned and screamed as her body was assaulted with a mind-blowing orgasm. Waves of pleasure rushed Betsy's mind into oblivion. "Come for me, bitch!" Suddenly, Sym jerked to a stop, a silver blade of pure psionic energy appeared, sunk through his chest. His body, held completely still by powerful raw telekinetic power hovered over Psylocke's prone form. The other creatures around them simply exploded. "Were that you were not a simulation, I would have more use for you, abomination," the Shadow King controlled Psylocke hissed up at the frozen monstrosity. "As it is, I may have one more use for y

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 C
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 02 by X Writer © Why worry your pretty little head over something as trivial as where your thoughts come from? The echo in her mind asked. Science cannot even tell you how thoughts are created, in what manner memory and identity are infused, or even if there is actually an existence outside the flesh. Yet, your own life reveals truths with firsthand experiences in each of these things. What is real and what is imagined? Is this real? Ororo gasped as she felt both of her nipples suddenly grow wet and warm, the feeling of soft lips sucking gently upon the pencil eraser sized rock hard teats. Her eyes flew open as she groaned with a shudder that rippled from each breast, across her taut belly, and resonated between her legs. Before her kneeling form, both Iceman and Psylocke crouched, each attached to a nipple, sucking heartily. She felt the rush of yet another orgasm, and felt herself falling into a deep dark pit within her own psyche. Fuck me, B

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 A
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © Author’s Note: My apologies on the delay of this chapter. Real life has kept me quite busy. Over the last several weeks, I’ve had to give myself a crash course in using Flash, to get a website up and running, and the prenatal birthing classes have been booked back to back over this month (a baby girl is due in November, the first female born on my side of the family in over 65 years). The good news, however, is that I’ve got the next several chapters half written already, so the long delays between chapters should decrease. Warning: The following story contains a little bit of just about every possible sort of sex one can have, and in some cases, some sorts of sex that are impossible for us non-powered humans, no matter how hard we wish we could. Enjoy, and if you find parts of this offensive, well, just remember, it's only a story! I can only hope that if you weren’t a fan of the X-Men before, perhaps, through my writing, you

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 B
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © It was then Roman approached her. He was an infamous producer, wanting to film “Dazzler: The Movie”. Ali had come out of the closet; so to speak, caving in to Roman’s request to reveal herself as a mutant to the world at large. The plan by the shrewd producer ended up backfiring. The publicity was great, but it turned ugly quickly. Ali’s career peaked, the movie tanked, although its later release on VHS and eventually DVD, granted it instant cult classic status. Needless to say, Ali never really saw those profits, since the after movie market hadn’t been truly explored when she had signed the contracts. It was then that she, after avoiding active super-heroics for several years, finally made her way to the xXx-Mansion, and received an invitation to join up with Lila Cheney and her interstellar rock and roll band. Ali’s smooth and soft vocals combined with Lila’s rough and tumble edge proved to be a hit. Some folks touted the

Xxx-men:man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 C
xXx-Men:Man Mutant Cyborg 24/7 Ch. 03 by X Writer © “Hey, he’s not for me!” Bobby yelled, annoyed. “He’s Alison Blaire’s boyfriend...” The Brazilian mutant’s voice trailed off as the man continued to walk on, ignoring him. “Fucking puta.” “Let me handle the next one, slugger.” Guido laughed. His large hand reached out and clasped the shoulder of another passing roadie. “Excuse me. Have you seen a blonde poofter looking leather boy with a stupid look on his face?” “Weird. You’re the second person to ask about this guy. Sure, man.” The guy gestured over to the Mutatis’ trailer. “I saw him go around the back of that trailer with some platinum blonde groupie. That was a while ago.” “Thanks, pal.” Guido released the roadie’s shoulder. “Not exactly what I wanted to hear, but you just made my night a whole lot easier. You see two blonde guys, one tall, one scrawny, as well?” “Yeah, man. That’s who was asking about the leather boy.” The roadie laughed. “Thanks a lot.” Guido

Xxx Mississippi...
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.' Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.' $5.00 says you're gonna read this again

Xxxmas Eve Orgasm For Peace, Hanukkah Candle Races & Saturnalia Spirit Of Holiday Sex
Speakeasy Family Hanukkah-Xmas Eve. Photo: L'Erotique XXXmas Eve Orgasm Length: 90:50 minutes Date: 12/24/2011 No A-list porn stars, best-selling authors or champion wrestlers on this one. No, for Xmas Eve & the 5th night of Hanukkah, we make it a “Family Show.” But when I say “family,” I don’t mean Focus on the Family (and I doubt they would approve); I mean our very own Speakeasy den of denizens, artists and multi-talented resident perverts—the Bonobo Gang. From high-stakes Hanukkah candle-racing to a Nativity scene presented with Divine Interventions dildos and a Baby Jesus butt plug, we honor the winter holiday traditions in our own heart-warmingly debauched way. I dress up as Dr. Suzy Claus in red bikini trimmed with white faux fur and a matching micro-mini garter skirt from Adult Play Parlor, and Tasia is my feral reindeer pulling in a bag of sex toys, also from Adult Play Parlor, with something for everyone in the Speakeasy fa

Xxx No Title Xxx
Nothing makes sense anymore i feel like I'm shut out by a door why doesn't anyone understand me is it so hard to see what i see since my problems seem never ending my heart isn't worth mending your the voice i hear inside of me that tells me to keep going, to stay alive ill just think of you and i will survive i know you don't love me and thats fine but on the inside when you talk to me you make me shine

(xxx Poem)
I believe in Sex Sanctity focus Serenity stroking The power of a lustful kiss my sweat your wetness Simplicity licks sucks fucks Intricacy can you really have it your way or do you just dream... The importance of a wish to cum Staying honest or do you have no one? toys movies love books bubble baths alone Find a dog in a club or a pub like a pet store we look "so cute" take me home being a dog Keeping a promise cheating The basic good in man the comment of a woman Staying humble keeping in up keeping her happy or just keeping her sore... when I stumble not being scared to tell the truth Doing the best I can keeping everyone happy but I'm getting weak my needs... Horny... can you cum Can I help Earning your praises Taking you to that special place Being grateful that you are still mine knowing what I do... Being faithful The potentness of love the feel of good sex Staying true Just being you joy in lust Kee

Xxx Poem
DAYDREAM I LAY AWAKE AND YET I DREAMMY SEDUCTIVE MIND CONCEIVES A SCHEMEOF HOW I PLAN TO DO THIS RIGHTAND MAKE LOVE TO YOU THROUGHOUT THE NIGHTFIRST I'LL TAKE YOU OUT WITH ME TO DINEAND EASE OUR THOUGHTS WITH A LITTLE WINETHEN I'LL TAKE YOU HOME WITH MEAND LIGHT A FEW CANDLES SO WE CAN SEEI TURN ON THE RADIO AND LET THE MUSIC FLOWAND IN THE CANDLE LIGHT YOU SEEM TO GLOWAS I WALK OVER AND BEGIN TO REMOVE YOUR CLOTHESI TEASINGLY TRACE YOUR BODY WITH A WHITE ROSEALL YOUR HOT SPOTS THAT ARE CONCEALEDI WILL KISS AS THEY ARE REVEALEDI WILL KISS YOU DOWN FROM HEAD TO TOEVENTURING TO DEPTHS YOUR FANTASIES WON'T GOTEASING YOUR NIPPLE MAKING IT ERECTTHEN SWITCHING TO THE OTHER SO THERE IS NO NEGLECTSLOWLY MOVING DOWN FROM YOUR CHEST PAST YOUR WAIST TO FIND YOUR ENTICING SECRET THAT I'M DYING TO TASTESLIDING MY TONGUE AROUND YOUR LIPSTHROWING YOUR LEGS ON MY SHOULDERS AND LIFTING YOUR HIPSI FONDLE YOU WITH SUCH DELIGHTTHAT ALL YOUR MUSCLES BEGIN TO SQUEEZE TIGHTCONTINUING TO TEASE AND LICK YO

Xxxsexxx
SEXXX YES PLEASE........... LOOKING FOR SOME FUN IN VA BEACH VA AND WOMEN INTERESTED IN SOME PARTYING, HOOKING UP AND OF COURSE DRINKING LIKE FISH DROWNING IN A SEA OF CAPTAIN MORGANS..... YEAH BABY........ LADIES LIVE LIFE AND HAVE FUN DOING IT..........

Xxx Shower
shower I took you in the bath room turned on the shower got you undressed started to wash your body I rinsed you off I set you on the back of the tub I aimed the water to hit your chest I got down on my knees I pulled apart your legs I went down on you to lick you I moved my tongue back and forth I sucked your clit in to my mouth I inserted a figure in to you I went slowly inside you while I licked your clit I so lightly turned my fingered in side I pulled it out and pushed it back inside you I sucked your clit in to my mouth a gain I pulled my fingered back out of you when I went back in I took a second fingered and put them both in you while I licked your clit up and down motion then I move my tongue to the left and right then I suck you back in to my mouth I stand you up and face you towards the foists you grab them with your hands I start running my hands down your back you like this I run my fingers down to your moist hole then I insert my self in side you putting only the head

Xxx Story
KIDNAPPED Amanda hurried through the heavily falling snow on the way to her dorm room from the library. She wondered to herself why she had forgotten to wear a warmer coat and shivered against the cold evening air. She muttered, "Michigan in the winter, I must be nuts!!!" Being a blonde blue eyed California girl it was a total surprise to her folks and friends when she chose to attend college 2000 miles from home in what could be described as less than ideal weather. The full ride scholarship to The University of Michigan was just to good to pass up. Being valedictorian of her senior class in high school with an emphasis on math and science made her first class engineering material, and being a female didn't hurt either as all the major schools were looking to place women and minorities in their advanced programs usually reserved for males. Although she didn't look it, underneath that stunningly beautiful exterior beat the heart of a true scientist. Lost in thought and concentratin

Xxx Survey
Body: 1. Anal or oral? oral 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? both! 3. Ice or feathers? ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 2 girls and a guy giggles 5. Movie porn or live porn? both 6. What do you wear to bed ? pjs 7. Love making or hard fucking? love making 8. Do you shave ? yes 9. Spit or swallow? swallow 10. Do you masturbate ? yes 11. Whats your turn on ? boots and heels 12. Whats your favorite position ? hmm not sure 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? yes 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? in a scared grove 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) have no idea does it look I time it? 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? soft and gentle 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? no 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? yes 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? yes 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? yes! Be honest !!

Xxx Survey
Body: 1. Anal or oral? oral 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? both 3. Ice or feathers? hmmmmm.... 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 2 girls, 1 guy 5. Movie porn or live porn? neither, fucking sex!!! 6. What do you wear to bed ? what ever i please 7. Love making or hard fucking? both 8. Do you shave ? yes 9. Spit or swallow? neither... 10. Do you masturbate ? nope, it's called sex 11. Whats your turn on ? i have many 12. Whats your favorite position ? i have a few 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? depends... 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? hmmmm i can think of a few places, but most of all in a confessional 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) a while 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? both 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? well in a jeep in a parking lot.... 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? why do you want to kno? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? MY NICK!!!!!

Xxx Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: i prefer men, but i love womenHow often do you like to have sex?: dailyIs sex a top priority for you?: very much soDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: oftenHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: every so oftenHow do you feel about one night stands?: they're funHow many one night stands have you had?: a few...What's your favorite position?: me on topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: both, but it really depends on the guyHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: depends....Do you get off first or do they?: usually me when im with a guyDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: depends on how good the other person

Xxx = Washing The Dishes
You were washing the dishes I walked up be hind you I ran my figures threw your hair I so lightly pulled your hair to the left and I started to kiss your neck you just stood there I ran my other hand across your bossism working my way in to your pants I was teasing you I would not touch you but all around it I turned you I kissed your lips ever so lightly you smiled I started to unbutton your shirt you stud there waiting wanting me to touch you I ran my fingers all around your nipples finally I licked your chest with my mouth and crested your breast in my hand then I went back to working my hand down your pants once a gain I would not touch you were you wanted me to you are begging me to touch it but I still just keep rubbing all around it I undo your pants I lower them and you start to smile finally you think I still have not touched you yet as I work my way down to your ankles I take your pants off still looking in to your eyes I set you in a kitchen chair rite after I take your pan

Xxxx Man Gone Wildxxx
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off

Xxxxxx
YOU opened it. Okay now, play it truthfully. RULES: -In the subject box, you must type x for how many letters is in his/her name that you like or love -Has to be a person you like or love! yes -It can't be a relative or cousin! nope -If you don't do it, you'll lose this person forever! ok

Xxxx Red Xxxxx
It was snowin outside so I shovel-ed, when I came in my hair smelt weird so I washed it, no big right?....WRONG!!! My hair dye came out some so my hair is blonde and dark brown streaks, woo.......... We are outta hair dye, GROWL!!!!! I have to wait for Tuesay but thats ok cause I was thinkin and I really miss my red hair so I am goin to dye it dark brown with red bangs. I just gotta suffer like this for one more day.

Xxxxxxxx
So how's everyone doing this fine sunday morning? Or sunday evening if you are in the UK. Or wed. lunchtime if you live in Outer Mongolia!! It always blows my mind when we get e-mails or comments from the UK, from Canada, from Australia, from France …. Makes me smile. Also makes me realize that music is such a personal thing. Remember the first time you heard that one sound, that one band or singer, that changed everything for you? For me it was it was my moms c.d.'s of Jimi Hendrix/Aerosmith/Led Zepplin/ Poison. Ok you might be thinking thats not one band or singer david but what can I say... Last nights show was completely off the hook. I don't really know what it was - the mood between us all, the audience ..... not really sure. All I know is we all had an amazing time, played really well. It went by in a... blink. Color, volume, arms, faces. & I could be wrong but the crowd seemed to be pretty into our new song "don't let me be right", even though they never had heard the song

X&y
X&Y Coldplay Trying hard to speak And fighting with my weak hand Driven to distraction So part of the plan When something is broken And you try to fix it Trying to repair it Any way you can I dive in at the deep end You become my best friend I wanna love you but I don't know if I can I know something is broken and I'm trying to fix it Trying to repair it anyway I can Oooohh, oooohh Oooohh, oooohh You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together You and me are drifting into outer space... and singing Oooohh, oooohh You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together You and me are drifting into outer space You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together You and me are drifting into outer space... and singing Oooohh, oooohh Oooohh, oooohh

5x Your Bucks In Two Weeks
One last fu-buy and then I'm taking a break from fu-owned. Problem is -Its a large buy & I'm 50 mil shy of buying the first ever 'billion dollar fu-babe'. In two weeks -she'll expire & I'll be reimbursed 500+ million. (Or some nutjob will buy her from me -at which point -you get paid back early) So - The first 50 mil lent to me - will be paid back @ 5x the amount lent. Either through fu-pal or in fu-buys, your choice. Lend 5 mil, get 25 mil back. Lend 10 mil - get 50 mil back. Lend all fifty -get 250 mil back. In two weeks. This is only good for the first 50 mil received, and - 5 mil increments, please. I don't want to calculat & process 2,000 '18,459' loans. Offer expires today. Carry on.

2x4 + Your Head = Her Fantasy?
Dear Ninja...I find my self asking the same question over and over...Why am I so nice to people who walk all over me? I feel I have people who are friends with me for only one reason. Basically, I have many kiss ass people on my list. People who think they can use me to get something in return. I have very few true friends who know I am not this way...I guess it just irks me a bit. How do I stop being so f'ing nice to everyone? I think people would go into shell shock if I suddenly stopped being nice...its just how I have always been...Is a mass blocking spree in order here? Sincerely...Too f'ing nice to c*nty people. Dear too Nice, You can actually be TOO nice. And when you bend to the whims of others, they will eventually walk all over you. Sometimes, people will even do it without realizing they are. For all those people who ask for things and don't bother a simple "thank you," grab your 2x4 and swing away. I don't see the point in blocking them, but deletions, hell ye

X, Y, Z
A friend of mine suggested watching the movie, "Diary of a Tired Black Man". This has nothing to do with color, let's make that apparent now. This has to do with the relationships we carry on now. What has the generations before us done to the generations now? Why are we still trying to make-up for the mistakes of the ones before us? We are supposed to be about independence. Then why do we listen to those around us? Insecurities and fear have gripped us tight. It has left many divorced, single and alone. We forget that relationships are about compromise. They are not about control. They are not about what we can get out of them. Stop being a byproduct of the environment you grew up in. Human beings need to leave the past in the past. The relationship previous, is not the relationship you are in now. How your father treated your mother (or vice versa) is not how every man/woman will treat you. Furthermore, you are carrying these traits on to your kids. Your kids are direct reflection o

Xzibit No Longer A Member Of Rap Group Strong Arm Steady
The four-man collective known as Strong Arm Steady is now a trio. Rapper Xzibit has officially left the group, which features fellow emcees Krondon, Phil Da Agony and Mitchy Slick. "I'm not in Strong Arm Steady anymore," Xzibit told AllHipHop.com. "They actually signed the deal without me and went over to Blacksmith. It's Krondon, Phil Da Agony and Mitchy Slick. It was a decision that they made and they felt it was in their best interests to go that route." The group, which also includes extended family members Will Blast, Chace Infinite & DJ Khalil (Self Scientific), Planet Asia and DJ Truly OdD, is expected to put out its debut album Arms and Hammers under Talib Kweli's Blacksmith Music Corporation in 2007. For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6298

Y
how smart are you flat out geniusOk, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say. Take this test

Y?
y tell me u like me when ur only out 2 hurt me? y act like u care when u couldnt give a damn at all? y pretend like everything is ok when it really never was? y wanna b my friend when ud rather hate me instead? y not just b real wit it? y not save us all some time? y even bother 2 pretend like things are ok? y fix something that cant b? y bother 2 even wonder.... Y?

Y
you know i was just wondering how many men out there actually enjoy eating a girls pussy a lot of men sure do talk a lot of shit about how they can stay there for long periods of time just munching down girls u know what i mean they say all that but then fall short of the job oh but the MEN that can handle their business i salute!

Y
y do i have ot feel anything i hate it i really do its liek feel sooo ahhhhh .. its like i hate to love u cuz its like u dont even care if u cared it wouldtn have been an hour it wouldnt have been 3 days it wouldnt be liek this u wouldnt lie to me and i wouldnt have to feel this way

? Y ?
OK,WHERE SHOULD I START,NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK ON A FEW THINGS,MAYBE SOMEONE CAN TELL ME. Y IS IT, GUYS DONT THINK WE HAVE FEELING? Y IS IT, THAT THEY THINK WE ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING FR THEM? Y CANT THEY JUST UNDERSTAND,THAT MAYBE, WE REALLY THINK OF THEM AS A FRIEND. BUT IN MY CASE,MAYBE I WENT TO FAR. THAT I DONT NO. WISH I NEW. JUST VERY CONFUSED, ITS LIKE WHEN U GO & DO SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE,& U DONT REALLY HEAR FR THEM AGAIN,& HOW IT MAKES U FEEL LIKE MAYBE UR NOTHING,LIKE ALL U WERE WAS.........I THINK U GET IT. JUST REALLY SUCKS. JUST WISH THEY UNDERSTOOD ME, THE REAL ME. I THINK MAYBE ALL I DID WAS RUIN A FRIENDSHIP THAT REALLY DID MEAN ALOT. & THEY PROBABLY HAVE NO CLUE. NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Y?
what the fuck give females to fuck with guys heads? idk y but they love to fuck with my head like no other. i just need to get the fuck out of ohio. im half temped to just give the fuck up. its no wonder when ppl tlak to me im either depressed or somewhat pissed or angey. god grow the fuck up

" Y "
Yggdrasil- The Norse tree which held up the world and the heavens; its roots led to the underworld. It provided the complex network of the universe. Yule- The Winter Solstice festival, December 22. Yule Log- The traditional log burned at Christmas ceremonies which most likely came from a pagan tradition for Yule celebration.

Y
why do i always feel like im outside of everything. I feel like i am always looking in and never really there... or so ignored that it wouldnt matter either way. I know ppl have other things to do... but when its someone that you care about that makes ya feel like this every now and then... it makes ya wonder why

Y
y am i so confused about this and that i know what i should do but for some reason i can yet i wish i had the answers easier then i do im so i dont know confused or messed up.. or who knows... oh well maybe when the right time comes ill figure it all out... i just hope in the mean time things keep going for the better in the places they should for me. and not blow up in my face like i fear they will...

Y
y does it feel like im always getting lied to by ppl who i thought gave a damn. y does it feel like for some reason they cant be honest... yet want me to be to them... y cant HE just be honest about HER and stop the bullshit... AND Y CANT HE SEE SHE IS NO FU**EN GOOD FOR ANYONE!

Y
y did ya tell me you loved me y did you say you cared y did ya leave without a word y did play me so i cared for you i loved you yet you did this to me y do i feel used y do i feel played y do i feel at all.. all it does is hurt

Y?
y am i the one that is seen as a target,y is luv so hard to get,it is easier to get pain,it is so utterly insane,as much as i have been thru,all i want to do,is walk away,and just say,i give up on luv life and pain,but i look at my little girl and refrain,as i go on with my life,as more and more the knife,of lonliness digs in,to feel this alone should be a sin,so as i sit here on a quiet lonely night,i think i just might,put my heart on the shelf,and realize i am by myself,and that it is me against the world of pain,as the tears fall like rain,i realize noone will here my call,noone will be there if i fall,i am all alone in this world with noone,who wants to call me their own,i am just me,and all that u see,including the pain,and the emptiness that starts to stain,my heart as i realize there is noone but me,there is noone to truely see,hw empty cold and bare,i am inside noone will care,all i am is boobs with hair,as i call out for luv the just stare,like i am a freak,standing on the

Y
i am a simple man a father of 4 soon to be 5 a loving husband a person then y is it that when a man is let to be his own person dose every one that he loves lets go and never says i love you or f off or just a wave well i say it this way you make your own life if they choose to let go hen that's ther life not yours it took me 27 years to let go of my mom and brother yea i love them but its time that i start my life and now i have and i love it

Ya !!!
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ya
Well I wigged out. sitting here, not much more to do than clear out my place, find spots for my junk, and stare at a wall. I got obsessed. I felt like I needed an answer, like this shit would eat me alive if i never knew. so i called her mother. the mom was polite but stern, she told me that Dawn "thought she knew what she wanted, but doesnt. she just wants to be alone." i said ok thanks bye. then an angry voicemail from her dad. I wrote her a letter telling her off, and telling her that i am leaving NY anyway, and that I'm done with this crap, and that she is basically a rotten person. yesterday got a call from a cop, telling me an official complaint was filed. I told him im done anyway, and this is just pointless, but ok no problem. shit fuck piss

Ya
so theres one girl i jus met shes beautiful funny and all around fuckin amazing.she also tough and most likely can kick any other girls ass,lol but that jus makes here that much more bad ass.but above everything i jus wanna say i love her with all my heart. hows that babe?

Yaaaaaaaay
Its almost the weekend =)finally!! I dunno about anyone else but i feel like this week went by so slow. Even though its the weekend, i dont have much planned. haha im such a bum. I think tonight im going to take is easy tonight, i 've got to work tomorrow morning...but it should be fun..i like my job. haha and then i think im heading to a party on saturday night. As usual, i have tons of homework, suuuuuuuuuucks. Anywhose, i hope you all have a awesome weekend =)

Yaaaawwwwnnnnnn......
Soooooo tired. Mandy has been sick, so we've been up all night. And now all day. I cannot wait to get to bed and sleep! One good thing today, though, is the possibility of a new job. I had an interview that went incredibly well, and hopefully I can start before the end of October! Better environment, better pay, etc. Longer hours, but that's okay. The real plus is the opportunity to learn more about retail business and get closer to my real goal....dreamer that I am...owning my own guitar store. I know, not the most ambitious guy, right? But, I love what I love, and I would love to offer a little more selection around here. Well, I'm rambling, which I tend to do when sleep deprived. Enough already! Stop typing! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yaaaaaaay!
so tonight some friends surprised me with a late birthday present....like 2 months late but sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worth it....they took me to see WICKED.....the musical about the witches of OZ....it.....was.......RAD. fucking amazing...you gotta see it.....this is why chicago rules...we rule.....lick me

Yaaa It Finally Snowed!!!
Yah i was was so excited, This morning it was snowing, and I was soooo happy. The mud is gone, the borwn yicky raining weather is gone lol. Everything is now white and pretty!! It really made my day, I went out and played in it..haha I love the first snow fall of the year, and It's about time lol

Yaaaaayyyy Me!! Lol
Believe it or not my peoples...I have gone BACK to school. Yup..you got it..I am a 'COLLEGE STUDENT'. No, really..I am. I made the life changing decision at the beggining of the year. I had been thinking about it for a long time, and finally admitted that something had to be changed in my life, because I could not continue to live under the cloud I have been living under. I am enrolled in an accelerated CIS course. which means, from 8am to 3pm I am in school plugging my brain with knowledge. My major is Computer Information Systems (programming). I will receive my B.S in Game programming. So, that means..I will be making Video games!! WHOOOO HOOOO!!! lol. And for all of you that know me, KNOW that is a beyond perfect job for me.

Yaaay!
I finally found a good version of Bucky's debut video. He's such a sweetheart. People make fun of him but he is really super cool and such a gentleman and an awesome live performer. So you better watch making fun of him, or we'll show you why they call us tarheels! lol Bucky Covington A Different World

Yaaaa I'm A Fucking Genius Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Yaaaaay!!
At this moment I have 400 cherry points left B4 I LEVEL-UP to MAGIC CHERRY...Can't believe how time flies.It was like Tuesday when I became the cherry I am right now.I gues your dude gotta lay off the TAP juice for awhile.....nah hehee.Holla at a brother and you know what I'll do ya'll MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts

Yaaaay 4 Me!!!!
omg so im FINALLY back into my apartment!!! YAAY!! Im thrilled about that. tee hee. And to make things 100x more sweet... i still have internet hooked up, even tho i havnt had a computer to use the internet with for like... 3 or 4 months now. So now i have a laptop, an amazingly clean house, and the internet... my life is great hahaha.... among a few other things that make it great as well :D Anyways im to happy to have actually woke up in my own house again... like... i didnt move out just to be stuck with my family again lol. (well it wasnt MY family, it was my roomies family, but still they practically are my 2nd family so same diff man!!!) Well im out! hugs n kisses. Tedz

Yaaaaaaaaaayy!!!!!
I got into the surg tech program!!!! Only twelve are selected and I'm 1 of them!!!! YESSSSS!!! hee hee had to share :) the only thing that could make this day better? Season 2 of The Unit :) YAAAAYYY!!!! :), Jai

Ya Again Lol
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Ya Albi
You are my heart, you are my sightYou are my love, as you are my madnessAmong all peoples I have chosen youAmong all creatures I want youYou are the never ending daylight You are my heart, and my sightYou are my night’s moonYour love is written over my chest, from now till eternityOn your roads I have sprayed my words as flowers On your roads I heard birds singingMy heart has your promised love since I was bornI love you now I worship youNo matter how long my night lastI have your love lightening my wayAnd it’s more than enough,There are no limits for how much I love youYou are more precious than my soul, than my sightYour beauty is what all authors been trying to describeYour voice is the most beautiful songFor you I will give my life awayFor you I will do anythingBut stay by my side, keep looking at meThere is no love but youThere is no precious but youYour love is written on my life as in my heart--------------------------------------------------W.B: FM

Ya'all Know....
Everyone knows I don't do this stuff much but an amazing friend of mine is only about 5 million away from oracle...So anyone willing to trade her an Auto for some fubucks? Or maybe a couple of people send her 10$ bling packs? Any interest? $safe_uid_dname@ fubar p.s. its Serenity

Yaþam Nedir?
Yaþam nedir? Gökyüzünde dünyayi yasarken sonsuz özgürlügümle birlikte, yasami ariyordum ne oldugunu bilemeden... Bir su damlasiydim, günesin isiklarinda renklerle oynayan, karanliklarda yildizlarla konusan... Mutluydum rüzgarla birlikte mavilige savrulurken, mutluydum kuslarla kanat çirparken, mutluydum gökkusagi olup renkleri saçarken... Takilmisken bir bulutun pesine, görürdüm yasayanlari yeryüzünde... Hepsi zamanla kosar gibi, hep bir seylerin pesinde... Bazen bir kusun kanadina karisir, uçardim onunla, rüzgâra karsi çigliklarla birlikte. Yasami sorardim kuslara, nedir diye? Özgürlük derlerdi bana... Göklerde özgürce kanat çirpabilmek, rüzgâra bas kaldirmak. Ama yagmur yagdiginda özgürlükleri elinden alinir, agirlasan kanatlari daha fazla çirpinamazdi damlalar karsisinda... Siginirken bir kaya kovuguna, özgürlüklerini teslim ederlerdi yagmura, sessizce... Karistim bir gün yagmur damlalarinin arasina

" Ya Are Invited To My Fu-wedding "
YA ALL ARE INVITED TO THE FU-WEDDING OF ROB & KELLY TO BE HELD ON AUGUST 22nd AT 5:30 CST !!! KELLY & I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YA STOP BY !!! TY HOPE TO SEE YA THERE !!! WE LOVE EVERYONE OF YA AS OUR OWN FAMILY !!! SO PLEASE COME & JOIN US ON OUR VERY OWN SPECIAL DAY !!!

Yaarp
My whole life ive never been good enough ....... ....the fat girl who never fit in at school because she was into wierd stuff then i was the wifey who was the stupid bitch that never let him do anything ....... no more .....it feels so good to have some one tell you they think your beautiful and know that they really think it .

Yaay! Got A Yacht! Thanks For Helping
Woohoo...I have the coolest of big pimpin' gifts, a yacht, courtest of new Godfather (Godmother?) Engla... Complete list of helpers to follow soon, but major thanks to Ninalita and Wendy Caroline for all their help!

Yaay More Nonsense
To my devious clan of mental midgets, Hi guys. Now I know it's been a while since i've done this but it doesn't mean i love you any less...... or does it. I'll let you figure it out. (ptssst, the answer is yes) So on with my rant. So when it really comes down to it how can you really trust the voices in your head? I mean sometimes they make sense but, then they come out of nowhere with things like "you should paint your body in pudding" or "what would that pile of leaves look like if it were on fire" or more recently "Iraqs not so bad, when you go this time you might even enjoy it". Those tricky fucks they almost got me this time. I will not be fooled again by the..... ooh like a shiny object. Wait where was I. Oh well i can't remember.... so I guess what I'm trying to say is lets put an end to womens suffrage. (if you are a woman and you just agreed to that statement you might want to go look up the meaning of suffrage). But, anyways. So ummmmm. ... How about th

Yabba Dabba Doo!
YABBA DABBA DOO!! Let's take a ride to Bedrock! 1.Please rate the Flintstones Folder and leave a comment on the last pic. Start with this picture. 2.Rate/fan/add everyone on the list. If you are already friends with someone..check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment "Luv from Bedrock" 3.When new people join the train,DO NOT just accepted the friend request. You must rate/fan/add/comment back. 4.No cheating!If you do not do as you are asked you will be removed from the train. 5.Private message me after you have finished. I will add you,and send you this Thank you tag. Let's see who's going to Bedrock! Your Hostess... 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar 2.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire@ fubar 3.◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊@ fubar 4.¤Ṡτзνєņŝ_Åиǥ&#

Ya Can Delete Ya Self...mmmmkay?
You all know who you are! You can just delete yourselves from my friends list! What you all sent me in my e-mail was just nasty! Ya nasty fucks,stay the fuck off mah page,and stop sending me ya nasty ass shit!

Yada Yada Yada
ok so here it is 2 in the morning and I am sitting at the computer bored as hell. Anyone that knows me knows that when I am bored and sleepy I tend to ramble...and well I usally ramble about nothing of importance. I should be sleeping but I just haven't made it that far yet. I will eventually. This is going to be a long weekend. The kiddos have a 3 day weekend so one more day to fight with each other! One good thing I get to spend it with close friends and that special someone. He knows who he is. I have to admit I am happier now that he is around. Ask anyone I am a different person now then I was a few months ago. Amazing what one person can do for you. He has come to mean a lot to me I don't know that he knows that or not but it's true. We have been friends for awhile and always got along good so that helps. Granted there are some things that gotta get worked out for him and hell for me too we all have baggage right? That is just part of life. Anyone that has lived dar

Yada Yada Yada Part 2
Ok so I am bored...and the kids are fighting...well not so much at the moment but more then they need to be. So I feel the need to blog. More like ramble on about nothing because that is all I ever do in a blog. Well unless I am upset about something. Which at this point I have nothing bothering me. Well nothing big anyway. Just the normal things. lol Life is going fairly well right now. I am happy where I am at, well other then being broke all the time. I need to get out and find my ass a job. Someday I would like to move out of here. lol I can always dream right? Seems like that is all I do is dream. I need to make these dreams a reality. So my 30th birthday is on Tuesday. I am looking forward to it for some odd reason. Hopefully I will get to celebrate it this weekend. We'll see. Depends on if I have a sitter and what my friends wanna do and well if I have money or not. If I don't celebrate it no biggie. It's part of life you can't always get what you want.

Ya Damn Idjit
People who can't spell two-letter words are a special kind or stupid. People who can spell them, but choose not to because of some misguided belief that it makes them sound... well I'm not sure what they think it does for them. In either case, castration is the only viable answer.

Yada Yada Yada
Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat. Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are do

Yada Yada Yada..
Somethings you prob do not know about me or maybe you do.I am shy until you get to know me.I love to flirt but have never truly accomplished that in everyday situations.If a guy give me a compliment to my face I am usually tongue tied or didn't hear him.I wear hearing aids in both ears.is a good thing at times.i miss out on alot of stuff cuz I just had to have waterproof aids so i can hear when we are at the beach.they suck cuz they are not strong enough.Anyways,unless you knew that u would never know. I talk like a southern hick!!I like grits and biscuits and gravy,Atkins is not for me.I work with kids.I love my kids..they are my worlld and will be the only people that will never truly leave me.The only people I want to impress are my kids and GOD.They are the only people I truly trust with my heart.I have a hard time trusting people.seems that those closest always either walk away,die, or hurt me in some way.I am too easygoing and hate for someone to be mad at me or have the wrong im

Yada Yada :)
Hey guys!!! I'm participating in a giveaway. I would love to have some help. I only need 25K comments. I have 4 weeks to complete my challenge to earn a 3 month VIP. I would love and appreciate help!!! :D Here's a link... (Click the purty picture please) Thanx in advance!!! And, as always... pass on a smile today. Here's mine... :D!! Have a great one, my friends! Much love!! XOXOXO

Yada Yada
can't wait till i recall a day i went to work and call it a great day. just so freakin busy and pressure keeps buildin. we r havin a shop meeting tomorrow to discuss shitz that's goin on. i might try to put my 2 cents in if we get talked about. things r goin well enough at home, been online talkin to muah babe for 3 days now, woot.

Ya Da Bomb Train (closed)
YOU DA BOMB!!! The Rules are simple 1. Go to GoofyLady's contest page by clicking on the pic below... Rate her pic... 2. Leave her at least 50 comments 3. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "I'm a Goofy Bomber" 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... This is the Thank You Tag... Please rate all the tags in the folder and leave Carrie a message that you have picked up your tag... It is best to save and upload your tag instea

Yada Yada
How old will you be in 3 birthdays? 27 Will you be married by then? Probably not Who was the last person you hugged? Ray What were you doing at midnight last night? Drinkin' at the Pour House If you could be anywhere, where would it be?? Sleeping What was the last thing you drank? Dew What's your favorite ice cream? Chocolate peanut butter cup Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? My beds not big enough to have a side! Do you know how to drive a stick? Not really well. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? Bracelets and piercing shit. Who is the funniest person you know? Depends Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Not really. Most of them burnt up in the house fire. What are you mad about right now? Nothing really What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment? We were born before the wind Also younger than the sun

Yada Yada
1. Last beverage¨ Arnold Palmer half&half 2. Last phone call¨ Erin 3. Last text message¨ Nella 4. Last song you listened to¨Backyard by Kevin Costner 5. Last time you cried¨ Today SIX HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Dated someone twice ¨ yes 2. Been cheated on? ¨ yes 3. Kissed someone & regretted it? ¨yes 4. Lost someone special?¨ My Mom 5. Been depressed?¨ Always 6. Been drunk and threw up? ¨ More then once. LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS: 1. orange 2. green 3. yellow 4. blue HAVE YOU: 1. Made new friends ¨ yes 2. Fallen out of love ¨ yes 3. Laughed until you cried ¨ yes 4. Met someone who changed you ¨ I sure have. 5. Found out who your true friends were ¨ Yup 6. Found out someone was talking about you ¨ Yes 7. Kissed anyone on your friend's list¨ Not on here 8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life ¨ A few on here 9. How many kids do you want to have¨ A bunch! 10. Do you have any pets ¨ I sure do! 11. Do you want to chang

~*~yadda Yadda Yadda~*~
i havent written in a while so here goes what to say and what to do lol hmm ponder ponder its my birthday next tuesday i be turning 24 yay for me and yes im turning 24 dispite the fact that cherrytap say im already 24 a beach holiday is callin - i thinkin 4 days away no kids just me and my best friend OMG - so excited 24 starts tonight - im so in love with Jack Bauer so friggin sexy wow im nearing 10 000 profile ratings A BIG THANK YOU TO YOU ALL well more so the ones who rated it i guess LOL hope everyone had a great weekend & all the aussie's had a great australia day - ate lamb & drunk beer as sam says [look at stash if u dont understand lolol they really are a laugh!!!!] and thats also why i put some aussie music into this blog - miss u michael but jd u do good!!! well that is me im done for the day :) peace love and happiness to you all - nice to know the drama in this place never stops just grows take

Yadda Yadda...yeah Yeah...
Your Sensitivity Score: 57% As far as sensitivity goes, you're a lot more in tune than most people. You can't help but be touched by what's around you - good and bad. But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down. Are You Extremely Sensitive?

Yadda Yadda Yadda
Well its been like forever since I've posted a new blog entry, and I'm bored tonight so I thought I'd ramble a lil bit, I know, YAY! :P Well to let the people who actually read my crap, I'll let ya know a little bit of whats been goin on with me.(although not much)I've gotten engaged, maybe will be getting married in September, if he can put up with my crazy ass till then, lol, we'll see... I wish all my fu-friends could come :( . Still no job, but my fiance doesn't want me to work, but Im tellin ya, Im sick of sittin at home!!!! But hey, ya never know. Well my fiance works out of town all the time so I may see him once a month if I'm lucky, so that kinda sucks, but on the good side, because I don't see him that much, he cant get on my nerves lmao, but I do get a lil lonely, but there is always phone sex!!!! LMAO well other than that, not much goin on, just tryin to be Suzy Homemaker, lol. Well as always, thanks for readin my crap :)Much love to you all!!!!

Yadda Yadda
Yadda yadda yadda....yeah thats how I am feeling right now. Today where I live I had my one on one with my caseworker, and this time I actually printed out some of my blogs and read them to her. She was like wow, they had actually told her so much. So much to the point she asked me if I considered getting on disablity...but IDK! I honestly dont feel there are a lot of things I can't do, especially right now. Tomorrow is the big breakfast and luncheon for the transitional place, we were asked to attend it. I am not thrilled with that because I was told there were gonna be an easy 500 at each session. *Sighs* Then with winter right around the corner anxiety is hitting me there as well. Once I start riding the bus it is going to be very difficult for me but SOME HOW I need to make it past that. I did tell my caseworker that I would volunteer once a week downtown at the women's hearth, which is part of transitions. I would like to help in their computer lab since I know its not open a

Yadder
· Mariana Gunnarsson status: this is what's on my mind! · TestyTina status: test! · Mariana Gunnarsson status: yadder! · Mariana Gunnarsson status: hello how are you?! · Mariana Gunnarsson status: hello, why the spam! · Padraig just walked into the bar! · TestyTina likes Mizz UK xxFu...! +450 points!

The Yadlow Method
Greetings Fubar friends and neighbors!! I felt I need to explain my action on this particular page os maybe you can understand the method behind the madness that is "YadlowXP". First and foremost, I am here to make friendly contacts- whether it is a generic hello or a blatant flirtatious remark. I am here to make friends, pals, buddies. So, for those of you where I have had even brief conversations, I thank you very much. You make an old man feel..well less old :). Now to the method. 1. When going through the profiles, I will often rate the profile first. 2. Rate the pics that I feel I am worth the points ( I do this so I dont fall into the trap of only ratings women's boob shots. While they can be pleasant to the eye but not very wise to keep leering or coveting something you can never have. Just like flowers in a valley.. pretty to see but better left to blow in the wind) 3. Check for any blog and rate accordingly (especially if it is not just another sales pitch to

The Yadlow Method Revised
Greetings neighbors: I have been here for awhile and once again felt the need to explain the way I do things here on Fubar. Let me restate what a lot of folks say time and time again- FUBAR is a PLACE FOR FUN AND RELAXATION. Not everyone needs to hook up with someone and desires to date legitimately or illegitimately on this place. For myself, I enjoy using this site during my down time at work and looking at pretty faces on the profiles isn't all that evil (depends on how hard you look sometimes) and people watching is an actual pastime for me. So as to encourage a neighbor like atmosphere, I present the following steps I go through: 1. I will review your profile and rate 10 or more. 2. I read the About Me sections of each profile that takes the time and trouble to post them. The more expressive, the more likely I will fan you if you have a salute. No salute, no fan and no add to be friends. Just a rating of pics that may catch my eye on sad profile and even blogs if allo

Ya Ever Just Have One Of Those Weekends?
This weekend for me brought Joy but also brought tears... Friday night my sister gave birth to her second child...A little boy named Cyrus...This makes me an Aunt for the 10th time... My other sister has 4 and my brother has 4...So anyway to my sister...Congrats girl...I love you!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo As happy as I was for her come late Saturday I got the news a good Friend of mine went into premature labor..... Doctors did all they could but the baby didnt survive...She was so excited bieng this was her first child... Stacey honey my heart goes out to you ....I'm so sorry about your loss...If you need anything let me know... I will be thinking about you...Love you girl!!!xoxoxoxoxo

Ya Ever Get The Feeling..
YOu ever get the feeling you are being ignored? Not just by one person but everyone? No one responds to anything you say or do? For days on end? Its rather annoying to say the least, cuz I'm almost positive I ain't done shit to anyone.

Ya Ever Misdial A Number And Get More Then You Bargined For?
Good Morning. Ever forget a friends phone number, or better yet miss one number and you hear a voice on the other end that you know you do not know. Well the federal fish and game know what that is like now… WASHINGTON (AP)—People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps are instead greeted by a phone-sex line, due to a printing error the government says would be too expensive to correct. The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of listing 1-800-782-6724, it lists 1-800-872-6724. The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24. People calling that second number are welcomed by “Intimate Connections” and enticed by a husky female voice to “talk only to the girls that turn you on,” for $1.99 a minute. Duck stamps, which cost $15 a piece, are required to hunt migratory waterfowl. The government uses nearly all the revenue to purchase waterfowl habitat for the National Wildlife Refuge System. In 2006

Yafro
Fuck A Yafro the time spent on pics,personal clubs and modding clubs and making friends,close friends with some..never knew how i could love people i've never met..and then theirs the haterz of yafro..still thru it all we stuck together like family..lets not forget the 2 dummies that have the site...good bye yafro and hello myspace and lostcherry jenny~

Yage!!!!!!!!!
yes, YAGE. Yet Another Grand Exit. I see these daily here on the LC. No one decides to leave quietly, its always "I'm going 'cause no one reposts my bulletins!" "I'm leaving forever.......theres too much drama!!" For all of those leaving for "drama" Your Grand Exit is just that. If you're going, then GO. Tell the two or three people on here that you talk to, and delete your profile. Period. Most of Grand Exits are merely point ploys. "OH NO! (insert name here) is leaving!! Lets go flood their page and hope they decide to stay!!" Really people.......this is a cyber community. How many of the people on your friends list do you talk to? And how many would give a shit if you didn't come back? Go through your friends list and see how many empty pictures there are...people who LEFT WITHOUT A GRAND EXIT AND YOU DIDN"T NOTICE!! So yes......I say YAGE!!!! Because today I must have seen nine bulletins about "someone" leaving for one reason or another. I don't open them.

Ya Gotta Love George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already. I believe if you don't like the way things a

Ya Gotta Say You're Sorry. Sorry, My Ass....
Apparently, one can say whatever vile and evil thing comes to mind, as long as you're willing to say "I'm sorry", or "I condemn such and such..." That's the message I'm getting these days from the current Media Crisis DuJour. I guess it really doesn't matter these days what you really believe, or what you really stand for, as long as you're willing to be flogged in public. I thought public floggings sort of went out with platform buckled shoes, but maybe I'm wrong. Look, I'm not about to defend the indefensible. Insert Don Imus, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Geraldo Rivera, or whatever your flavor is today. I hate all of these guys. I don't think any of them speak for common sense, nor do I admire any of them for any reason. I think they're all pigs and because I feel that way, I don't listen to their shows, read their crap or purchase anything (that I know of) that is advertised on their airwaves. The latest is, we apparently demand not only

Ya Gotta Love George
Ya Gotta Love George YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the

Ya Gotta Read This!!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Ya Got That Right....
Today's FUBARoscope ... "You are filled with interesting, if odd, emotions today, many of which defy comprehension. Don't bother trying to understand them -- just let them work themselves out while you take care of business." NO SHIT! For once, they hit the nail on the head. My only problem is I can't seem to let them work themsleves out....I must, MUST analyze and understand them. ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH, it is making me fucking crazy. Please just shoot me now and put me out of my misery. *sigh*

Ya Gotta Get In It To Win It Baby
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Ya Gotta Be Kidding!
I am far from a virgin, and I am far from 'monogamous'. Mind you, I'm in a swinger relationship, so I don't feel guilty about sleeping around. I just don't understand people that act as if seeing them naked is the end all/be all of my existence! Apparently, they don't realize that people like me have seen a LOT of women naked. I don't think I'm ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but I can't see myself using nudity to get women to check me out. Don't get me wrong; it's not bad if you have nudes of yourself. I just think it's pathetic to see folders with "50000 fu-bucks to see" and such. C'mon, this is a WEBSITE! It's not a job, and people don't get paid for leveling. *sigh* OK, well, that's my little rant. I'll just get back to my beer and NASCAR at Texas Motor Speedway.

Ya Gotta Be Kidding Me!
Ok, I've been a member of this thing for about a month now. I've met some really decent people. I've met some not so decent people. My picture on my profile does not suggest that I am a sex starved MILF, so why, oh why, do about 15% of the men on here send me messages wanting to fuck??? Does it say anywhere on my profile that I want to be hit up for sex??? Get a clue guys, if ya want sex, get off your fucking computer and out into the real world!

Ya Got Any Cheese For My Whine????
Hello Friends, Family and Fans... I have wandered my almost 40 yrs of life wondering what it takes to find your perfect mate. I look around me and see beautiful people with beautiful people, not-so-beautiful people with other not-so-beautiful people, and think to myself "what am I doing wrong?" I know I'm not a supermodel, but I also know I'm not so incredibly ugly that my mirror breaks everytime I look into it. Most people, although they won't admit it, are superficial and want someone on their arm that will turn heads, or just plain turn them on, I know I'm one of them. When I think I've found "the one" he turns out to be a liar and a cheater...someone they never wanted to be in the first place. Now I'm one to flirt A LOT, but when it comes to relationships, I am totally committed to the one I love, why does it seem that they don't do the same for me? What vibe do I give off that allows them to act on their wandering eye?? My mom told me once that her and my father h

Ya Gyotta Love Drunk People!!
YA GYOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE!! A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes", comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husban

Yah
So im sittin here smokin a cig and drinkin some wine. I dont advice people with high blood pressure to open a cork wine. I did for the first time tonight and when the top flew across the room i screamed and almost pee'd my pants :)

Yah.
Oh that beautiful breaking point. ---------------- I think I'm really,really outta place on this site. I mean, I goto a lounge and it's : 1. cyber sex or something similar (hey that rhymes). 2. non stop ICP,Metallica,etc. To be brutally honest, I don't listen to Rock,Metal,or anything remotely close to it. I've grown bored (incredibly) with Ebm-Industrial music. Synthpop is ok...but it's getting to that point where I don't even bother throwing a cd in anymore. Blah. I've always listened to House and it's stupidly amazing amount of sub genre's. It really suits me to a T. I mean, I like my music anonymous. I don't really care who's in the group,who looks like what,etc. The music is key not the image. ---------------------- This weekend I might do something that I rarely do. Venture out. Might even goto the City. Yes,NYC. Where am I going...do you even care? To a ball of course! What's a ball? Well let's have wikipedia answer that,shall we? http:/

Yah
Yah. That used to be my term of choice. It pretty much sums up everything. It's all encompassing. How was your day? Yah. Was work good? Yah. How are you feeling? Yah. I wish life could be so simple as to be synthesized down to a word one phrase. Ever get in one of those moods where you want little to no social interaction? I do..a lot. I'm extremely moody. Chipper one moment and silent the next. I get sooo into something for awhile and then quickly burn out on it,move onto something else,rinse and repeat. The one constant thing however is sadness. That's the one thing I can truly claim as my own. I'm the original Emo/Goth. Shudders. This past weekend I had a good friend come over and we drank and watched some movies. But more importantly we talked. Yes, I'm pretty much anti-social but occasionally I'm prone to talk/gab/schmooze. On my own terms. Anyways, we talked about life.... Yes, I know, it's a pretty vast subject to cover in one viewin

Yah
look i think that men can take a flying leap off a tall pear ( the ones i know anyway) they all want one thing and it's not my winning personality. think i should just lay low and be free for a while thats including s#% nothing no fisical contact and just be me and stay away from men i think they enjoy using a person then they do caring of one( the guys that i see) i don't mean to afend any one i just want to get it off my chest. i feel men are hateful and hurtful they don't desurve someone like me who gives 200% of them selves to help and support them. am i being to hateful or am i on the right page here?

Yah
So he tells me today that he wants me to be his other woman. I sorta rejoice, for a sec. What he fails to see though is that I am a woman....that I don't share...that I am much more than the other woman. That he can't see what's right in front of him. That he is the only one I break my rules for. That I am tough as shit with everyone else...and try as I might with him....I can be nothing other than raw & uncensored with him. But I reconize that he can't see that. And it hurts me...and in turn it hurts those that genuinely love me. But you can't help who you love & why you love them. I hate that I hurt my best friend when I talk about him. I hate that I see hurt in her eyes whenever I talk about him. He knows how I feel about him...acknowledges it even. Maybe it's time to start acting like he means nothing to me...as much as that would kill me. I hate playing these games....and I hate that sometimes you have to play those games in order to show the person just how you fee

Yah
this one is so obvious i want to do her right in front of jaba, he can get in on it i dont care, it is the costume, if there is a hot girl out there that will dress up like this i will eat your pussy until it turns to glass, you will be able to see your reflection in it, fucking ice skate on it, i am dead fucking for real ladies, may the force be with you and the dark side between your legs

Yah.
Fake profiles. Fake love. Fall in love with numerous fubar people you'll never meet. Fall in love with numerous fubar people (MY TRUE LOVEEEEEE!) a few times within a span of a year. Your the apple of his/her eye until someone "distracts" that eye with a offer of a bling pack. Crush that soul but keep in mind you now can buy a 20 credit .jpg! Or buy the "friendship" of your fellow fu pals! Back in May I pretty much deleted this page and I've wondered to myself..."Why the hell did i come back here?" This place offers absolutely nothing. The conversations (if you can call it that) are lame at best. Imagine l33t speak mashed with hillbilly/hip hop/valley girl slang and you have 99% of the "conversation" here. The music here blows. Unless you like auto tuned teeny bopper stuff. Or Rap (ugh) or the musical equivalent of fecal matter ( SEE - creed - nickleback - seether -doughtrey,etc.) I admit I used to piss away HOURS here. Now if I'm here for more than 20 minutes that would be consi

Yah Again
Just same theme here I guess. If you are old and or ugly, just don't take a pic of your face I guess. I mean one boddy part ought to be as good as another. What's so special about your face anyway?? Sometimes your ass is better or just you tits. squeeze them together really nice or something I guesse. The internet seems to be a place to put yourself on display. I guess I have to admire those ugly people who put up so many pictures of themselves up. And especially the ugly one's who post pics of their bodies. I'm not sure I'd have the courage to do that. But then again, I have lots of pics up too. I do show my face mostly. Someone rated my profile a 1 today. maybe they thought 1 was the best. Or maybe they just don't like my ugly mug. I'm not really buthurt, just curious. Maybe I am ugly, and most people just don't have the heart to tell me. Nah. Beuty is in the eye of the beholder. Everyone has their own personal taste in what they like. No matter who you are, there's probabl

Yah Firstish
Well first blog, not sure what to write, but I'm bored, so I'll write somthing.. maybe not entertaining but damn... I'm not a comedian (all the time) So, I join up the lc.. and I look about an I'm like ow there are lots of people here that don't sleep.. like almost never.. so I'm sitting now looking at the scrolling bar wondering whats next?... Does anyone ever know whats next?, and if they know what it next do they go through with it? and if they go through with it do they like it?. Like when it rains and you have to be somwhere, do you run as fast as you can hoping to miss every drop of rain? or do you accept the fact that your going to get wet no matter what so you walk with you head held upright keeping your dignity... Do you remember when you get to where your going that dignity, is only a machination of the mind?, that it can be lost and found at will?... ohh well...

Yah...i Would Do The Same!!
The Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." T

Yah, Life Sux, But Ohwell, It'll Get Better
:( Just a real down sort of night. — Thursday, October 12, 2006 I think I totally failed my math test today. It was awefully depressing. It seems like such wasted time that I bother trying to study sometimes. Well, that's not all true. I'm just way upset, It's just kind of a depressing sort of time I guesse. I hungout with my brother yesterday since it was his birthday. I probably should have been doing math instead, but I don' think it would have made much of a difference. It's the factoring thing that got me. It's stupid, I can't memorize formulas and shit. I don't even add righ half the time, or carry my negatives and sometiems I forget to rewrite the x's on the next line. Between that, and having only an hr on the test, I'm kinda fucked. I have about a 0% chance of passing that class. I actually seem to understand stuff more sometimes before going. I'd probably better off not showing up at all, and just reading my book, and going to the math tutor. Same with ps

Yah Mon.
Gonna be wiping people who I have yet to get any sort of reply from. After that, it's those that never write back (2 weeks is long enough I think). After that... gonna play it by ear. Hope I keep you all. --- Recently removed a large number of people. Anyone not on my friends list will likewise be removed from any other lists that they are part of. (02-23-08

Yahooooo
if anybody ever wants to talk to me on yahoo my ID is- amandarae4719. just be sure that when you do pm me, you tell me who you are and your name on here, cause i ignore a lot of people on there.. oh, and FYI, i dont "cam". so dont ask. :) love all you guys. *big yummy kisses*

Yahoo Messanger!
If Anyone wants to add me to their Yahoo Messanger..Let me know either via comments here or via shoutbox your user id, and I'll add you...I want to get to you guys a little better...so I figure that would be a really good way to meet some of you. I'm not looking for cybersex - so if thats what you are going to add me for..DONT BOTHER!

Yahoo Messager
If Anyone wants to add me to their Yahoo Messanger..Let me know either via comments here or via shoutbox your user id, and I'll add you...I want to get to you guys a little better...so I figure that would be a really good way to meet some of you. I'm not looking for cybersex - so if thats what you are going to add me for..DONT BOTHER!

Yahoo Address
my yahoo address is ::.. aussie69beauty im not always on but if ya wanna chat when i do get on it feel free to add me xoxoxo have a fantastic rest of the week my friends did u know......... that you all ROCK !! LOVE LOUISE

Yahoo Mumm
Hey everyone, I made a MuMM about whether or not I should download Yahoo Messenger. I know a lot of you on here use it. So if you would be so kind as to go let me know if you think I should download it, and if you have it so I would actually have people to chat with LoL thanks :) Also, I still hate messengers, but I figured I would have it because sometimes I do get in the chatting mood, but it isn't something I would be on all the time. Let me know what you think :) You can get to the MuMM straight from my page.

Yahoo Passwords Being Stolen.....
THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE STEALING PEOPLES YAHOO PASSWORDS AND SEND MESSAGES TO SOME SEX WEB LINK... SO IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD ASAP...JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW..AND BE CAREFUL IT HAS HAPPEN TO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY...

Yahoo...
Hi Everyone...if you are interested please add me to your yahoo, my id is Daddysgirl_tina....to all of my friends I've known awhile you already know that I get in moods and disappear off of CT every once in awhile I would hate to lose communication with any of ya'll. Love ya! Tina

Yahoo Messenger And My Friends Only
if u have yahoo and wanna stay in touch look me up @ my_life_62002 this is only for the people who wanna be on my list that have yahoo if u do not have me on ur list then this is not for u

Yahoo
um..i wont be on here much..due to my work sched. um..my yahoo names are Red1.z or 8955060..add me if You're 18 or OVER. Thank You. If you feel like talkin to me or askin me questions, email me at abusive_santa@yahoo.com ..leave ya user name an shit like that from CT. And If You're a SINGLE lady who likes being spoiled..get at me too. Other then that, im good to go..im down to earth and im Real. happy new year CT members and Site Owner(s). Make this year a good one with no mistakes pretainin to relationships..judge good and fair..even ugly ppl need friends or what have you. Be good and SAFE..Peace

Yahoos
Yes, I have Yahoo. No, I don't want to chat with you. Let me clarify: I only chat with a handful of people, and they are all smart, articulate, clever, and funny. If you write to me and say, "fuk your hot u have yahoo u shud chat me sumtime," I will either 1) ignore you, as I am busy or 2) berate you publicly. You better hope I'm busy.

Yahoo Got My Fan Club Goin Again
I finally have treasureschest active again so lol any of my fans wanna see more pics me in action lol or my friends its an exhibitonist club access to mine and friends cam s if they choose if ure a verryyyy special tomcat kitten will let u have her phone # and maybe a visit prrrrrrrrrr chec it ot adult grops on yahoo treasureschest or go to my blog in 360 Treasure_kitten where says prrrrrr clic here

Yahoo Chat Sometime After 11pm Eastern
I will be chatting after 11pm eastern on yahoo id is DJKRIS2FUR mainly a music chat,but you never know.. what you see,depends on what you show.. lol YAHOO ID IS DJKRIS2FUR rock on,rock hard!! DJK

Yahoo Messenger Spam
My latest chuckle... Been a few days since I logged onto YAHOO MESSENGER and usually I get some spam messages saying pretty much the same thing… “ I JUST DROPPED MY PANTS ON WEBCAM – CUM SEE ME!!” My chuckle is – I get these mental images of thousands of pants all over America littering the landscape… I think I should buy stock in pants manufacturers…

Yahoo Messenger Webcam And Yahoo Pool
Well I have yahoo and im a big fan of playing yahoo pool always looking for ladies to play whos interested? also if you dont have it well let me tell you it is a 5 minute download to your computer takes up like no space and its probably the best messenger out there as long as you stay away from weirdos and stalkers online you will be fine with it.....www.yahoo.com and click the download messenger simple and fast no harm done.......

Yaho 360
Check out my comment on my page. I'm just trying to figure out what is going on. Kinda getting creepy. Kinda getting close to closeing down my 360 page which would suck cuz i have a lot of good friends on there too... Thanks for understanding...

Yahoo
all right, I finally have a Yahoo account, for those who have been asking me. If you'd like to talk to me there, it's JDean831137 b/c i love James Dean and some numbers that i liked. There. It's out there. Woo.

Yahoo Id Jacked..
OKAY EVERYONE SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY YAHOO SCREEN NAME.. j_twocute4u... IF I AM ON YOUR LISTED DO NOT CLICK ON ANY LINKS.. AND IF U WANT TO ADD ME BACK EMAIL ME... THIS ASSHOLE IS SAYING IF I SHOW MY BOOBS I WILL GET IT BACK... ANYONE WANT TO SHOW THERE BOOBS SO I CAN HAVE IT BACK... LMAO.. SCREEN NAME SHOWING UP ARE AND SASSYSNOANGEL... SO YAH GO FUCK WITH THEM.. AND TELL HIM TO GIVE IT BACK.. FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT MESS WITH PEOPLE... LMAO.. ANYWAY MESSAGE MY YAHOO... JODIE MUAHZ

Yahoo...
If any of you got any strange messages (well stranger than usual) from me over the weekend, I think someone got my password and logged on. I got signed out and it said someone signed into my account on a different computer. Changed my passwords so hopefully it will not happen again.

Yahoo Or Msn
If you have yahoo or msn and want to talk to me on either one i am always on either one so please feel free to add me. My names on both are the same but the @ parts ( yahoo ) tropicana982001@yahoo.com ( msn )tropicana982001@hotmail.com so please add me and tell me your from cherry thanks alot people and cherry friends.

Yahoo
for anyone that is on my yahoo messenger please ignore any ims u get from me starting from this morning. someone has hacked into my account and changed my pw on it and yes i know who did it. im trying to fix it and if i cant i will be making a new one please be patient

Yahoo Add
hey whats up all im usin yahoo alot more lately so if u have yahoo add me babybri212002 aight and also u can add me to myspace if u have that my link is www.myspace.com/sweettastybri so add me n hit me up ok muahs

Yahoo
Just in case anybody wants to know, I don't have net service right now, not sure when I'll get it back. But, I will be on yahoo IM, as mobile, when I can so check for me on there if ya wanna chat, if ya don't already have me , email me here and next time I check in here I'll send you my yahoo nickname. thanx! :) much luv to all. ......Rose

Yahoo Has Been Restored!!!
UPDATE !!!! GOT MY MY YAHOO MESSENGER / 360 / EMAIL BACK.. FEEL FREE TO ADD ME IF YOU LIKE. HUGS, AUGIE.. NEW EMAIL/MESSENGER/360/ IS augierokstar@yahoo.com and msn is: augierockstar@hotmail.com

Yahoos
Someone named "dirtdiver2010"--a new profile, sans photo or any identifying information--checked me out a few minutes ago. I ignored it, because that's what I do. Then Dirty sent me an email. The subject line said "yahoo." The body of the email was completely blank. Dirty didn't even have the obligatory "Dirty wants to share photos with you" footer, because Dirty apparently doesn't understand the concept of photos. I *loathe* giving out my yahoo ID. I mean, it's bad enough when people I actually *like* can interrupt my day by saying things like, "You smell funny." But it is much, much worse when people like mikeyZBT have your ID and say things like, "So... what are you wearing, Sugar?" (ZiBiT, Mikey!) I thought about ignoring Dirty's email, but then it struck me that it was a bit cryptic. I mean, it didn't say, "yahoo?" He wasn't ASKING for my IM, was he? I responded: "You're a yahoo? I think that's a nice way of putting it." He didn't write back. Did I

Yahoo Sucks :(
I chat on yahoo and lately it has been so frustrating to say the least... if I knew of another chat I would talk on that, but I have alot of friends on yahoo that I talk to even met a few. whats yahoos major malfunction, one time you cant get in it says waiting on yahoo servers and the next it says full and you know its not! thank god I can go to cherrytap or myspace! and some other sites on the net.

Yahoo Jobs Yeah Be Right Back Applying Derek
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Yahoo
Do you have yahoo...yes who doesn't these days. Just because I have it does not mean I want to add someone I have only said hi to on here to it because they are too mechanically challenged I guess to use the shoutbox. Yes people it does close on you in mid sentence at times which is why you can click open shoutbox and guess what easy typing from there out... just thought i might mention it...just trying to keep my mind occupied with something other than recovering from my bad headache>< Kisses and Hugs I still love ya even if ya ask me to yahoo LOL

Yahoo Football
Have a yahoo football league drating in an hour and a half and would love to have more players in it. If you would like to join the please come on in. League ID #435763 Password #21755 Draft is at 4:30 so please come join

Yahoo & Aol
Ok.. I get alot of "you got yahoo?" I do have yahoo..its rukkus86..Now...I dont go on yahoo very much, cause yahoo SUCKS ASS!!! Yahoo boots me ALL the time, I cant use my cam there because my firewall wont let me, I cant watch anybody on cam cause yahoo wont let me..like I said..it sucks. I do have AOL..works alot better..and doesnt boot me..Want to add me there? Driheaven.. thats the best messenger you will get me on..NO..I dont do MSN either lol..

Yahoo, Aim, Msn, Etc...
I have met some really wonderful people on the internet and that is what keeps me coming back so now that I have that little tidbit of info out of the way I think I can move on to what I really want to say. I give VERY few people my messenger info because I don't like to be pestered. I don't have time to talk to IDIOT perverts. I don't mind the smarter ones that much. I do not have nor do I want a fucking webcam. Stop being a tight wad and buy some fucking porn. The smart pervs already know where to get it for free. Maybe I should explain what I like in a person to be able to forge any type of ongoing friendship. I like intelligence, arrogance, and wit. I like a guy that is easy on the eyes but not too feminine. I like a guy who is sweet spontaneously and not a total fucking sap. For the women folk out there: I don't have very many female friends. The ones that I do have possess the following traits: You don't annoy me with petty, catty behavior. You don't call me every

Yahoo Group
Howdy ya'll. I know that some of you on my friend's list enjoy us larger women. I just I would share with you all that I am co-owner of a yahoo group called Men's First Choice BBW-SSBBW. Some of you are already members and you know that we just do a lot of goofing off and bullshitting in there. If you're interested in joining, The link is here, feel free and one of us moderators will approve your membership. Hugs and Humps, Mary http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BBW_ssBBW/

Yahoo
Ok yahoo update for you that I know that go on yahoo lol We have a update on ymlite just type in /update on it hit enter . It will update you to the new one . Also looks like yahoo is still up to the updates . um jaci if you cant get it let me know i will help you threw it . Other words I have noticed a lot of problems with people and voice . Looks like right now that is a yahoo problem ok . or a dll problem just let me know and i will try to help you threw it . Ok thats about all for now remember my rule no links no download lol lol

Yahoo Hackers
For months, I have been cautious about giving out my yahoo ID. People have wondered why. Last night I was chatting with a friend from Fubar and fell asleep with the computer on. I woke around 3:30 AM, and we resumed our chat when a hacker got into my yahoo account. I don't blame my friend because he got hacked too, as did a few of my friends from my messenger list. I got a strange IM from a guy telling me to put my cam on. When I asked who he was he said "I'm the guy who just stole your IM ID and password". He then proceeded to give me 10 seconds to show him my cam or he'd delete my account and started counting down. By 4 seconds, he gave me my password, proving he did have it. Then three seconds later, poof, my account was gone. One minute later, the account had been terminated. The Yahoo website is useless when this happens. They don't provide a number to call from your phone. I spent hours changing passwords and canceling credit and debit cards (at one time, I was on two pho

Yahoo Convo With Cora
**note Justin is one of my Cora's friend that she has the hots for, James is her brother* Raven: omg wtf Cora: what Raven: i just got the weirdest fucking image in my head Raven: justin completely randomly showing up at your house after he says brb to you on the computer kicks in your bedroom door whips his dick out and goes daddy would you like some sausage Cora: LMFAO WTF OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Raven: worse part of the image....daddy is sitting on your bed talking to you as justin kicks in your door and after justin says it and looks and sees your dad he drops like a dead body faints Raven: dick still out Cora: lmfao Cora: omg Cora: hahahahahahahahah Raven: he gets a scared omg wtf was i think he is going to kill me i think i pissed myself face as he falls Cora: hahahahahahahah Raven: then after justin falls daddy looks and you goes anyways then yall go back to what yall were talkin about Cora: lol thats daddy Raven: lol Raven: he kinda shook his head a little

Yahoo
To the few who have my old ID I got a new one if you want my new one send me a fumail with yours and I'll add you. Anyone on my family list who want's to know it can also mail me with their ID. Just be warned I don't have a cam and I don't want to view yours :D

Yahoo Messenger
ok so a few people have asked if i had yahoo im. well now i do. i spent forever downloading it. see my computer hates when i download stuff so it acts up. i think it hates me but whatever. so its gbsblue_eyed_girl. now that ive got it, i hope someone will talk to me. hope to chat with ya soon. luv amy

Yahoo
listen up everyone! if you have me on yahoo and i havent been responding and what not for like 3 months i appologize, yahoo hates me lol. It decides randomly to display an empty message box when people send me messages and just recently it encounters an error everytime i get a message and has to shut down, i just reinstalled so MAYBE the yahoo messenger gods will smile on me and things will work ;)

Yahoo Mobile Services May Run On Google Based Phone
Yahoo mobile services to run on Google-based phones Reuters Published on ZDNet News: Jan 8, 2008 5:14:00 AM TalkBack Share Digg Del.ico.us Print Email 0 0 Tags: Reuters, Wireless, Google Inc., Phone, Mobile, Yahoo! Inc., Viacom Inc., Advertising & Promotion, Telecom & Utilities, Marketing Yahoo will create versions of its mobile Internet services to run on various phone platforms, potentially including Google's phone software and the Apple iPhone, a top executive said on Monday. Yahoo is ready to demonstrate its commitment to mix and match services of its own with those of rivals in a new, more open strategy, mobile chief Marco Boerries told a meeting on the sidelines of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas. By offering Internet services that work on existing phones rather seeking to compete with mobile phone software of its own, Yahoo can reach hundreds of millions of phone users, Boerries said. Sunnyvale, Calif.-based Yahoo announced a series of enhancements

Yahoo Tests Open Id
Read More About: Web Services Yahoo Tests Support for OpenID Yahoo may soon launch OpenID, a Web standard that relieves people of the need to remember multiple passwords to log into different Web sites. Jeremy Kirk, IDG News Service Wednesday, January 09, 2008 6:00 AM PST Recommend this story?Yes 0 VotesNo 0 VotesPlease Wait... Yahoo appears close to implementing OpenID, a Web authentication standard that relieves people of the need to remember multiple passwords to log into different Web sites. Yahoo controls a domain me.yahoo.com, which shows a short message indicating the company will act as an identity provider for OpenID. Code on pages at Flickr.com, owned by Yahoo, could also let a person use their Flickr login and profile for logging into other OpenID-compatible sites. The code can be seen by viewing the source of Flickr photostream pages, and points to https://open.login.yahooapis.com/openid/op/auth. OpenID, an open-source project, has gained support fr

Yahoo, Belo To Team Up On Video Clips
DALLAS - Online search engine operator Yahoo Inc. will offer its users local news video from 13 of Belo Corp.'s television stations, the companies said Wednesday. The companies will share ad revenue from the videos; other terms of the agreement were not disclosed. Sunnyvale, Calif.-based Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) said the videos will be available exclusively on local news pages of Yahoo! News and be provided to all users when breaking news occurs. Yahoo said the additional clips from the Belo (nyse: BLC - news - people ) stations broaden its local news video coverage to now include local news video from 18 of the nation's top 25 markets. The videos will be provided from Web sites of Belo stations in Houston, San Antonio and Austin, Texas; New Orleans, Phoenix, St. Louis, Seattle/Tacoma and Spokane, Wash; Portland, Ore.; Tucson, Ariz.; Charlotte, N.C.; Louisville, Ky., and Hampton/Norfolk, Va. Yahoo's deal with the media company is in addition to existing a

Yahoo, Please Put Up A Fight!
Written by Sramana Mitra Yahoo has lost about $20 billion in market cap over the last two years. The fight that it was supposed to put up against Google has been full of Brownian Motion, generating no real momentum. Yahoo has a staggering 500 million users. However, it does a rather poor job of monetization. The vision that Yang shared at CES last week (“At Yahoo we want to be the most essential starting point for your life”) can come true if the key activities that we perform online are channeled through its My Yahoo service. And on the financial side, each of those activities needs to be backed up by a monetization model that takes full advantage of the traffic that Yahoo consistently manages to generate and preserve. I have written endlessly about Yahoo’s turnaround strategy, making no bones about the fact that I believe Yahoo is in THE most promising position to be able to leverage Web 3.0. And yet, Yahoo continues to falter. The company will report its fourth-quarte

Yahoo Doesn't Have What Microsoft Needs.
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Yahoo Board To Reject Microsoft Offer
SAN FRANCISCO - Yahoo Inc.'s board plans to reject Microsoft Corp.'s bid to buy the Internet pioneer, The Wall Street Jornal reported on its Web site Saturday. Board members concluded the unsolicited $44.6 billion offer massively undervalues the Web pioneer, a person familiar with the situation told the newspaper. The bid was made public Feb. 1.

Yahoo Explores Alliance With Newscorp.
By MICHAEL LIEDTKE 02.14.08, 12:03 AM ET Popular Videos High-Tech Valentine's Gifts Billionaire Casino Kings McDreamy Countdown The Business of Rebecca Taylor Adventurer: Lost Iconoclasts Related Quotes GOOG 534.62 + 0.00 MSFT 28.96 + 0.00 NWS 19.93 + 0.00 TWX 16.58 + 0.00 YHOO 29.88 + 0.00 Most Popular Stories The Smartest Cities In America How To Find A Millionaire (Or Billionaire) Showing The Lonely Some Love Reality TV's Controversial Moments How To Make Your Spouse Live Longer SAN FRANCISCO - Yahoo Inc. hopes media conglomerate News Corp. can rescue it from a Microsoft Corp. takeover - or at least prove the slumping Internet pioneer is worth more money than its unsolicited suitor wants to pay. A News Corp. partnership could provide Yahoo with the escape hatch that the Sunnyvale-based company has been seeking since Microsoft pounced with its takeover bid two weeks ago. If nothing else, the possibility of Yahoo joining forces with one of

Yahoo Creating Lab In Bangalore,india
SUNNYVALE, Calif. - Yahoo Inc. said Tuesday it is creating a laboratory in Bangalore, India as part of its research and development effort. The Web portal company named Rajeev Rastogi as vice president and head of the lab. He was the founding director of Bell Labs India. Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) Labs-Bangalore will be responsible for making the Internet more simple and easier for advertisers and users, Yahoo said. In February, software-maker Microsoft Corp. (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ), offered to buy Yahoo for more than $40 billion. Yahoo rebuffed the bid.

Yahoo Unveils Mobile Content Tool
NEW YORK - Yahoo Inc. unveiled onePlace, a mobile content management tool Tuesday that the search engine operator said is meant to help consumers keep their mobile information organized, up-to-date and personalized. OnePlace, is based on using bookmarks to link to online content. OnePlace users will be able to make collections of links around various topics, and the tool can automatically update content such as game scores and stock prices, Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) said. OnePlace also includes a mobile RSS reader, which enables users to read and subscribe to blog feeds. The tool is expected to launch along with the Sunnyvale, Calif.-based company's upcoming mobile phone service oneConnect, in the second quarter. OneConnect integrates e-mail, instant messaging and social networks. Yahoo said that once launched, it anticipates onePlace will be available for hundreds of devices and browsers. Yahoo shares fell 9 cents to $27.68 in premarket trading.

Yahoo Tries To Delay Microsoft Showdown
SAN FRANCISCO - Slumping Internet pioneer Yahoo Inc. on Wednesday postponed a key deadline in a looming battle with spurned suitor Microsoft Corp., hoping to gain more wiggle room as it tries to escape a takeover. The Sunnyvale-based company's maneuver means that March 14 is no longer the deadline for Microsoft (nasdaq: MSFT - news - people ) to nominate a slate of candidates to replace Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people )'s current board - the 10 directors who rejected the world's largest software maker's initial takeover offer of $44.6 billion. Microsoft had already signaled it was prepared to oust the board if Yahoo didn't come to the negotiating table before March 14. Yahoo hasn't offered a new nominating deadline. It will be set once Yahoo announces the date of its annual shareholders meeting. Microsoft will have up to 10 days after the public notice to nominate directors and begin what's known as a "proxy" battle. "Our objective here is to enable our board to cont

Yahoo/fubar Drama
another fucktard caught: [17:29] onyx_sons: I can and have hacked people's computers as well as their fubar accounts [17:30] kourambiethes: aww a threat? [17:30] kourambiethes: lol [17:30] onyx_sons: no not at all [17:31] kourambiethes: u need to learn not to hit on 19 year olds old man [17:31] onyx_sons: I wasn't hitting on you [17:31] kourambiethes: oh no? [17:31] onyx_sons: was testing you [17:31] kourambiethes: why? [17:31] kourambiethes: did i pass your test? [17:31] onyx_sons: and you showed exactly what I suspected [17:31] kourambiethes: are u a pedo? [17:31] kourambiethes: oh thats it [17:32] onyx_sons: ah... [17:32] onyx_sons: lol [17:32] onyx_sons: you are truly pathetic [17:32] kourambiethes: bye brian go waste ur time on others [17:32] onyx_sons: I never waste mytime Note: i did not pass his test cuz 1. i have a bf (rick ilu) and 2. i refused his advances :) so there you have it..still want to go to onyx portal lounge or Angels haven? :)

Yahoo Launches Site Focused On Women
NEW YORK - Yahoo Inc. on Monday launched a site for women between ages 25 and 54, calling it a key demographic underserved by current Yahoo properties. The site, Shine, is aimed largely at giving the struggling Internet company additional opportunities to sell advertising targeted to the key decision-maker in many households. Yahoo (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) said advertisers in consumer-packaged goods, retail and pharmaceuticals have requested more ways to reach those consumers. Amy Iorio, vice president for Yahoo Lifestyles, said internal research also shows women are looking for a site to combine various content and communications tools. "These women were sort of caretakers for everybody in their lives," she said. "They didn't feel like there was a place that was looking at the whole them - as a parent, as a spouse, as a daughter. They were looking for one place that gave them everything." Yahoo is entering a market already served by Glam Media Inc. and iVillage,

Yahoo Messenger In The Shoutbox
->Kevin19238: what does that have to do with getting my yahoo? Kevin19238: why you accept me then? ->Kevin19238: umm because i choose to not have insane people on my yahoo? Kevin19238: why ->Kevin19238: ok.. seriously dude.. even though i added you to my list.. that does not mean you get my yahoo.. people that i talk to DAILY don't even have my yahoo Kevin19238: do you have yahoo im? umm... seriously? wtf?

Yahoo Im
Quick blog this morning... For those of who who are on my yahoo IM, could you please indicate whether you want to be kept on there or not? The list is getting pretty excessive, and I want to pare it down a bit but don't want to remove anyone who wants to stay in touch.

Yahoo Is A Capital Idea-forbes.com
LONDON - While Yahoo! Chief Executive Jerry Yang flirts with Google and frustrates Microsoft, one significant investor has quietly doubled its stake in the pioneering Internet portal. On Thursday, Capital World Investors increased its stake in Yahoo! (nasdaq: YHOO - news - people ) to 10.1% from 5.2% according to its filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission. The company now owns 135.5 million shares of the 1.3 billion Yahoo! shares outstanding. Yahoo shares rose 2.5%, or 77 cents, to $28.45, during midday trading in New York. News of the ownership shift follows another twist in the Micro-Hoo! drama with Yahoo! issuing a terse announcement Wednesday that it was launching a two-week "trial advertising" partnership with Google (nasdaq: GOOG - news - people ). The arrangement is a clever way of testing two separate ideas: the financial implications of letting Google's powerful ad-serving engine take over Yahoo!'s search ads, and just how politically explosive a deal b

Yahoo Chatrooms Suck
ok so i recently got a new yahoo id. i have been in and out of the chatrooms and all i see is bots. the few real people i seem to find are guys that do not want to chat with me cause i do not have a cam and the few girls i find will chat but will not cam or trade pics with me. i guys will chat with me when i show them my pics but wont let me see them on cam or their pics. is it too much to ask to be able to trade my pics so i can see a person on cam or to trade a few pics?

Yahoo Addys
HEY GUYS........JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR YIM ADDYS IF I DONT ALREADY HAVE THEM......SO SEND THEM TO ME IN FUMAIL SO I CAN GET YOU GUYS IN THE DBC SECTION OF MY YAHOO........^5 333333333/444444444 WOOT!!! I ALSO NEED THE PROSPECTS ADDYS SI VOU PLET...I THINK THATS HOW YOU SPELL IT LUMIE

Yahoo Horoscope For June 02, 2008
June 02, 2008 Pisces (2/19-3/20) The greatest thing about the energy you'll be feeling today is that it will give you all the focus you need to take the most complicated ideas and make them simple enough for anyone to understand. That makes today a wonderful day for teaching people things or showing someone how to do something. You are a born teacher, although you rarely get the chance to play that role to your full potential. You can communicate with others in a way no one else can.

Yahoo! Conversation Between The "jinya" And Myself.
jamesfahle (7:32:16 PM): how did Brandy do last night? ryjaan (7:32:35 PM): She won $100.00 and gets to go on to finals. jamesfahle (7:32:49 PM): very cool jamesfahle (7:32:59 PM): did you get my messages? ryjaan (7:33:00 PM): She's excited. jamesfahle (7:33:03 PM): I bet ryjaan (7:33:14 PM): email and note on door? jamesfahle (7:33:22 PM): that would be them ryjaan (7:33:26 PM): yup ryjaan (7:34:11 PM): Didja know tomorrow is Freedom to Marry Day? (Checking email, I know, changing subject, but still) jamesfahle (7:34:31 PM): not a clue ryjaan (7:34:49 PM): I don't 'zactly know what it all means, but sounds cool. jamesfahle (7:35:09 PM): sounds like an excuse to drink to me ryjaan (7:35:32 PM): Everything's an excuse to drink for you. jamesfahle (7:35:59 PM): not everything....just things that involve females in any way shape or form LOL ryjaan (7:36:15 PM): What, giving up men? jamesfahle (7:36:32 PM): who? You or me? ryjaan (7:36:38

Yahoo! Conversation With Jinya.... It Just Drags On And On
ryjaan (10:23:48 PM): hi. Do I rank a groan? jamesfahle (10:24:11 PM): ryjaan (10:24:30 PM): thought so jamesfahle (10:24:44 PM): have fun with Brandy last night? ryjaan (10:25:27 PM): She mainly tried to do homework amidst the friendly rants and falling asleep. jamesfahle (10:25:45 PM): sounds like a blast ryjaan (10:26:36 PM): It was what it was, but it was still company and jokes. jamesfahle (10:27:07 PM): ahhh.... she was a time filler? jamesfahle (10:27:19 PM): keep the mind busy? ryjaan (10:27:36 PM): Not entirely. Though she probably did stay too late. jamesfahle (10:27:56 PM): she ever get her apt? jamesfahle (10:28:05 PM): or is she still with Ian? ryjaan (10:28:06 PM): I have elevations due on Thursday and she helped me figure out the best way to address my myriad of q's to Steve. ryjaan (10:28:37 PM): Searching and saving now jamesfahle (10:29:40 PM): ahhhh, sounds like fun jamesfahle (10:31:09 PM): so, you never did answer my q

Yahoo Sucks!
Well, Yahoo decided to lock me out of JaimeLaineLovette's account for some reason, so I have moved and set up camp here for now. For some reason or another I can't seem to share my pics on here just yet either but I won't stop trying. I think that I am going to join hi5.com and Bebo.com also in case Yahoo decides to act up again. Ok, I suppose I should go and invite all my friends to join me here, hopefully my last move. More to come...

Yahoo
To the morons who keep asking me for yahoo... NO Unless you are a BLACK male. or a Friend from CK2 Things you should know 1. I am HAPPY and I"M MARRIED yes to the finest black man in america and noone can change that. 2. I'm not your baby, so dont call me it. 3. No you cant have my number nope 4. Yahoo = Friendships nothing more

Yahoo
i am sick and tired of chatrooms on yahoo. they are full of guys that want to show me things that i do not want to see. and when i do finally get to talk to a girl all they want to do is see me on cam cause they think i am a guy. when the few girls that believe me they then get upset cause i am not answering them right away. maybe i show just throw out my computer.

Yahoo
Yeah i Gave in t all your sexy beasts here is my yahoo messenger add me Mz.Kitty_69 Just Let Me Know who you are and bare with my response Love you all and WHOEVER buys ME a HH i will be thier FU-GF Promise Love ?you All Muah!!

Yahoo Take Over
Yahoo is being taken over by the end of august . we need to fine another chat program. whichother one do you use ? I have aim , msn messanger , yahoo,excite messanger and aim and myspace . cherkle on all of them cherkle@aim.com c_kestner@hotmail.com cherkle_kestner@yahoo.com cherkle1961@excite.com

Yahoo
Yahoo is being taken over by the end of august . we need to fine another chat program. which other one do you use ? I have aim , msn messanger , and aim and myspace . cherkle on all of them cherkle@aim.com c_kestner@hotmail.com http://www.myspace.com/cherkle

Yahoo
All I see are words Written on a screen Things that hold no true meaning But mean everything Words I hope are true But can't know for sure Is this really you? Is this really me? We talk as friends And hope we are What we say we are And sometimes we act as lovers But its just words on a screen The txt black The words so common Things said can be just that Txt and words It's the truth Are we who we say we are? Do we even know? Who we are Or do we put on a front for others to see The picks are real The smile on cam But are we, we....?

Yahoo Q&a
Q:Tobacco cessation and insomnia? I quit smoking three weeks ago. I was taking Chanitx until about two weeks ago. Cigs are done, gone, not an issue any more. *But now* I can't sleep. It's been about eight days now that every night, about an hour after I fall asleep (if I actually manage to fall asleep), I wake up and realize I am WIDE awake. Getting up, reading, etc., doesn't help. My mind is just going a mile a minute, can't slow it down, can't shut it up. Finally around 5 or 6 am I fall asleep. I'm getting maybe 4 hours of rest a night, which is just not cutting it; I am a total bee-ach without sleep lol. My question: how long can this tobacco cessation induced insomnia last? And, are there any home remedies I can take/do to help me sleep (I don't/won't take sleeping pills). A: Honestly, it's been over a year since I quit (without any medication) and I still have trouble falling asleep, but I can now stay asleep when I do fall asleep. I think I started noticing a change fo

Yahoo
Ok...I'm not sure what part isn't clear on my profile about my yahoo messenger but this is stupid. I don't give that out. What is so hard to understand about that? If you want to talk to me on yahoo, you have to get to know me here first. I'm not going to give out my id to someone I have just met. So once again...you are not going to get my id by adding me as a friend and then asking if I have yahoo within 10 seconds of adding me. It's just not gonna happen. My yahoo is for my friends and family that I know and trust.

Yahoo Mystery
I am sure that I am not the only one this has happened to; I have someone on my Yahoo list, that I don't remember who they are. I know that I met them on fubar, but the Yahoo name doesn't ring a bell. The profile on Yahoo isn't any help, and the profile picture isn't striking a chord. Should I bite the bullet and admit my total ignorance just to solve the mystery, or just say "Obviously, this person wasn't important enough to me originally, so off to the delete bin you go!" My messenger list does need a good purge, I wish that when you deleted them from your list, it removed you from theirs. One thing I hate is a blast from the past saying hello, and then I have no clue.

Yahoo Messenger
hello everyone out there, if you was on my yahoo messenger please re add me ok because i have lost all my friends on there ok so if you was on there add me back in my yahoo screen name is ciancinc3520005 so please add me thank you, if you was on my list be4.

Yahoo Horrrny
Read bottom to top UPDATE: liteitup: his show ->liteitup: i cant right now, my grandpa is using the cam for his show ->liteitup: do you think you could stuff one up your rectum while I would sing you songs in Russian and smear mayo on your testicles? liteitup: why liteitup: yes ->liteitup: still here; do you like stuffed animals? liteitup: where you go ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo ->liteitup: i would love to, but the beluga whale will get jealous; it doesn't like strangers liteitup: i want fuck you in you ass after the shit

Yahoo Horrny, Pt Ii
Bottom to Top ->liteitup: i'm always ready for you, I've dreamt about a man like you my whole life. In fact, I secretely think that you were the reason I moved from Russia liteitup: will be ready for me liteitup: week ->liteitup: oh, I can't wait to meet you; you are just fascinating liteitup: i come to chicago next weed end ->liteitup: for you, always liteitup: you single ->liteitup: ofcourse, I always am liteitup: you go be nude ->liteitup: a second liteitup: you go on yahoo

Yahoo Idiots And My Amusment For The Night
so ok this person i cant remember where i was talking to him but he seemed half way decent so i agreed to add him to my yahoo and i didnt know he had a signifigant other and i honestly if some one just chats to me i dont ask lol so here is his wife ------------------------------------------ top to bottom since it is yahell ____________________________________________ Bobby Janzen (10/1/2008 1:32:35 AM): WHO ARE U i AM HIS WIFE angel (10/1/2008 1:32:55 AM): kool Bobby Janzen (10/1/2008 1:33:09 AM): HOW DO U FEEL angel (10/1/2008 1:33:13 AM): i was chattin with him on a web site angel (10/1/2008 1:33:40 AM): how do i feel? angel (10/1/2008 1:34:48 AM): ya caught me b4 i was about to shut off the comp maybe i ll catch ya next time im online have a nice evening Bobby Janzen (10/1/2008 1:38:27 AM): what Bobby Janzen (10/1/2008 1:38:36 AM): what web site angel (10/1/2008 1:38:46 AM): i dont remember its been a long time Bobby Janzen (10/1/2008 1:38:54 AM): what r u white an

Yahoo
My Yahoo ID is now on Buddies Only, I got a ridiculous amount of IMs from men, every single damn one was aggressively hitting on me. I got cussed out by most of them. You don't have a chance with me, I'm taken. It's just stupid to try to get me to fuck you, since this is online. You're nothing but text. LOL. I like chatting, don't get me wrong but if all you can talk about is sex, I get bored. I can have it, sorry you can't. I'm a bitch, yes.

Yahoo Messenger Scammers
Ok i am writing this so everyone is aware of this problem if you don't already know about it. Yahoo messenger has ben invaded by these usless fucking bottom feeding parasites. From other countries ( Africa The U.K. Russa and others in the last two weeks i have told six of them to go shove there head up there ass fart and blow their brains out. They will tell you they love you so much and want to marry you ( YEAH RIGHT ) all they want is your $$ money $$ here are some of the usual scamms they try to get you on I will do what ever you want me to but i need to pay my internet bill so i can stay on and talk to you ( BULLSHIT ) they work out of internet cafe's on laptops My mum is sick and i need to pay her hospital bill ( YEAH RIGHT ) Mum's probably sitting on her fat ass in the other room I want to hear you sexy vioce but i don't have a phone can you send me a cell phone or send me money for a calling card ( OH YEA I"LL JUST RUN OUT A SEND YOU $50.00 FOR A CALLING CARD ) I

Yah Ok
OK so Im bout to get SILLY then a muthafucka! Why do people say one thing then try to clean it up after you cal them out on how they act? LOL ok I got better questions....n Why do muthafuckas act like they dont know what the word space between you and them mean???? Why do Silly! muthafuckas want to get fresh after you done told them about themselves? How can you call yourself mature and an adult when you act like a damn 5 year old.... oh wait my 5 year old acts better, hell she knows better! How can you say you want all these things in life ::::I.E.: a goood hearted person, someone to treat you right with respect and honesty, someone to love you and cherish you> when your attitude and your childish ass ways pushes everyone you have ever met away? Why is it that all those people have the same shit to say and all treat you like crap? Is it because your attitude is garbage? Is it cause you annoy people? Is it because your too fucking pushy and dont know how to leave shit alone? Or is it b

Yahoo Conversation
Tis is a conversation I just in yahoo with one of those cam girls, I'm charlineeater and the other name isnt her yahoo name its just her display name. Claire Redfield (12/7/2008 9:51:15 PM): helllo charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:51:32 PM): hi Claire Redfield (12/7/2008 9:52:56 PM): how are u BUZZ!!! charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:56:08 PM): Im ok I guess, Iwas in the4 middle of writing a blog on fubar charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:56:16 PM): how are you? Claire Redfield (12/7/2008 9:56:37 PM): great nd u charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:57:06 PM): i got no complaints other than being kinda lonesome Claire Redfield (12/7/2008 9:57:16 PM): uhuh charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:57:47 PM): a hot girl like you wouldnt know anythign about that though, I bet you have all kinds of guys tryin to be with you charlineeater (12/7/2008 9:59:59 PM): so whatcah doin besides being sexy? Claire Redfield (12/7/2008 10:01:15 PM): just layin on my bed naked charlineeater (12/7/2008 10:01:36 PM): arent you cold

Yahoo, Intel Have High Hopes For Internet Tv
By Stephen Shankland (CNET) -- Yahoo and Intel built their success upon widespread use of personal computers, but the two companies hope products to be shown at next week's Consumer Electronics Show will mark the beginning of their Internet-fueled expansion to the world of TV as well. Yahoo and Intel hope next week's CES show will mark the beginning of their expansion to the world of TV. The two companies have attracted several significant manufacturing and content allies in the attempt to bring new smarts and interactivity to a part of the electronics world that has remained a more passive part of people's digital lives. Intel and Yahoo showed off Net-enabled TV prototypes in August, but the companies' technology will be presented in more finished form at the electronics show within products by Samsung, Toshiba, and a number of new partners that have signed on since the debut. What exactly are they trying to achieve? For Yahoo, it's establishment of the Widget Cha

Yahoo Messenger
I try finding people to talk to and chat with but all I get are Live show invites and spambots. I mean what do I have to do to find real friggin people? One chick asks me pointblank if I was cute and that it's nice to chat but if not cute then she's not interested. I told her she was an introverted bitch and ig'd her. I'm so fuckin tired of fake-ass people. "Join my room", "Sign Up, blah blah blah!! Is there any anyone in the Eunice/Opelousas/Crowley area that wants to talk or even get together sometime? I feel like Will Smith in "I Am Legend".

A Yahoo Sex Bot
a yahoo sexbot is on the lose here on fubar. nuttin wrong with that. it started out innocently at first i should of carefully thought it though before adding this bot to my messenger i will remove that person. im posting this to warn anyone on my friend list so no one else gets took by this person. heres the link to her profile andreajoy69@ fubar im not pissed bout this or anything like that just posting this to warn everyone heres the conversation on yahoo larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:06 AM): hey andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:06:21 AM): hey larry somers (2/10/2009 3:06:38 AM): whats up? andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:11 AM): great and chillin andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:07:13 AM): and you larry somers (2/10/2009 3:07:41 AM): im good and surfin the fu andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:52 AM): ok andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:08:54 AM): thats good larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:02 AM): yea it is andrea smith (2/10/2009 3:09:15 AM): yeah larry somers (2/10/2009 3:09:17

Yahooooo
To all my friends that I usually talk to on yahoo when I'm at night at work: I have stopped using it at work, but not because I don't want to talk, but... because the fuckin thing doesn't want to log me in. So there...