Fubar Blog Posts 2

Yeah!
Just wanted to let everyone know that my father came home from the hospital today!!!!! He is able to walk pretty well on his own and although gets tired rather quickly, he is on the road back. Thank you sooooooo much for all of your thoughts and prayers throughout the past almost 2 months...they helped enormously!!!! As I had mentioned in the past, he IS a tough "old codger" and at 80, any additional time we have with him is indeed a blessing!! I DO have the best friends ANYONE could ask for on Fubar! I love you ALL!!!!

Yeah!
As Sibi would say, 'Today is a happy day' I'm in this fantastic mood and I'm not sure why so let's let it ride out while it's still here lol. How is everyone today? Btw, when happy hour at 1pm Fu-Time hits.... show her lots and LOTS of love!!!!! Birth Of The Anti Mother - Norma Jean

Yeah Dude... Not Cool
So I wanna know something.... What compels someone to lie about something so major it could affect a great number of people in a negative way? I was just put in this situation and informed of it today. Its great really... Here I sit, ex drug addict (if such a thing can exist...) already under hella stress, then fucking BAM!!! Drama central... Some of my friends that I consider family know whats going on.. Everyone else, well except for a few people I don't really discuss problems with usually, and please no offense, the particulars don't concern you. But my question remains as I bitch and moan and ramble. What would compel someone to do something so horrible as to lie about a HUGE fucking life event then be like "Yeah sorry. I lied." and then make the person lied to sound like the fucking asshole? That just pisses me the FUCK OFF. Seriously, if anyone knows what would make someone do that, please fucking tell me... I'm really at a loss... -slap- But on a lighter note Jay

Yeah Yeah Yeah....
"Never doubt someone's love for u..if you find some inperfections..let it be..if u survived the pain,the happiness is satisfiying...never find the perfect love co's love without pain is imposible"

Yeah!!!
You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her. What Tarot Card are You?Take the

Yeah Really Click This Link And See :)
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Yeah, Yeah, So Anyway....
We all have that one place you go to to get away from everything even if only for a little bit. Well what do ya do when ya lose that place. Where do you go then? It only seems to drive you further inside yourself and for some of us that's not a good place to be. On the outside you can throw walls up and slap on a smile, right? No one will know the difference, well at least those that just glance the surface and never go deeper. Though sometimes you just become really good at it and even those that claim to know you well never really do see it either. Why it's so hard for people to be upfront with you and stop walking around things. It's only gonna get worse in the end the longer you continue the sham. Disguise it however you like it's still gonna hurt no matter what so get it over with already. People who don't like liars or say they don't like liars amuse me because all they do is take in people who lie and it turns into a game then they wonder down the road what hap

Yeah So..............
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Yeah So........
so this past few months has sucked, my moms been sick and they been talking bout putting her in a coma so she can live and my grandma passed away, i have no real reasons to stay in illinois so i think ill move soon to some other state, i really need to, anyways if im not on much or talk any of u id talk to u on here or anything, u know why i havent been on much, hope ur all ok

Yeah, Knew This Already :p
You Are 92% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Yeah..
I'm just testing my blog since i'm new here on fubar.. but anyway if anyone wants to chat with me or something.. we can talk through my YM... you can add me skyeronalds@yahoo.com... thanks... I'll see you all there bye... more love..;)

Yeah...i'm Still Bitchin
The Mindset Of The Majority On FUBAR Yep...I think I figured out how it works. I never claimed to be an artist but I think this gets the point across... I Wanna Talk About Me - Toby Keith

Yeah I Thought I Knew This Stuff Too
1. Spell your name backward -relheoK enerI eidnarB 2. Story behind your name My Middle name is after my great grand mother 3. whens your birthday Nov 1,1978 4. Where do you live - St Louis, MO DESCRIBE YOUR: 5. Wallet - Pictures, membership cards, bank card, credit card,Drivers License 6. Eyes - Dark Brown 7. Toothbrush - Blue and white 8. Jewelry worn daily - tongue ring, shroom necklace 9. Cell Phone - Verizon ice blue chocolate 10. Pillow cover right now - white 11. Car - um Ford Explorer Eddie Bower Edition 12. Bedroom: - Dark and Messed Up 13. Sunglasses - Lost 15. Cologne/Perfume - PURE INSTINCT 16. CD in stereo right now - burnt stuff 17. Piercings - ears tongue 18. What you are wearing now - Thong,Bra, Jeans, T-shirt, Hoodie 19. Wishing - If i tell you my wishes they wont come true 20. Wanting - More time 21. After this - Make dinner and Homework with My Girls 22. If you could get away with it

Yeah... Fuck This Business
My 7 month old daughter was taken from me, taken 2,000 miles away... I'm in a perpetual state of shock.. I can't believe I don't get to wake up and hear her rustling around in her crib, I don't get to hold her or feed her or watch her smile... She was MY girl, a DADDY'S girl for sure, she smiled every time she heard my voice, she stared at me whenever I was in her line of sight, she loves me as much as I love her. I'll get her back, but not in time to see her first tooth poke through, to see her crawl for the first time... Not soon enough to satisfy me. How do you cope with that? Losing the only person in your life you've ever really cared for, losing your heart... How do you get up every day and work, how do you deal with well meaning coworkers asking how your daughter is, having to either fake a smile and say she's fine or try to explain that she's gone... I guess drinking is the only thing I can think of... And how do I talk to her mom evey day, how do I try to remain friendly? I wa

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Take any specific time. Categorize it. Wow that was something huh? That big snowfall, that chipped tooth. You get where I am coming from, I know you do. Yes, this is historic in that a black dude is controlling America, ok. Enough with the goddamn tears. Save it for the female inuit president. Let's just reducto all absurdio out of the ass of this. The presumed villains slink back to their lairs (and one zumed-back to her ice cave moron ice witch!). Can we all now just calm the hell back down and get back to the job of making America work? Obama is neither the Jesus or Anti-Christ or blah-blah-blah. He is just another leader with a mandate. Our mandates should be taking care of our specific worlds, taking care of those we love and getting on with life.

Yeah, So...
I'm pretty sure my exhusband called my son while drunk last night. My ex has a special ringer on my phone so I know to avoid it whenever I want. But my son also knows the ring so I couldn't tell him it wasn't his dad. I felt kinda bad letting my son talk to him while drunk. Felt weird having my ex drunk dial my son as well...

Yeah Thats Right
Says she as I munch on a bar of turkish delight - i feel the need to diet - I am so fat its not true so here is my new dietary list and I still stick rigidly to it for two weeks. Monday - breakfast - 4 egg custard tarts, 1 bottle of coke dinner - 1 bar of turkish delight, 2 cans of lager tea - big mac fries, 3 milkshakes, 4 cans of lager The rest of the week is the same as monday - only might have more lager if I want to Within 2 weeks - I shall be accomplished - fatter but hey ho my life (BTW some of you wanna smile more often, it aint that hard to smile, its harder for me to walk than it is for you to smile!)

Yeah I Levelled
This blog is dedicated only to those that have helped me iver the past few days to level to Henchman today - I love each and every one of you you are all the muttz nuttz - and I am feeling so much better now so lets party. By the way if you didnt help me level - this aint really dedicated to you - I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS FOR THE HELP YOU HAVE PROVIDED IN HELPING ME LEVEL

Yeah, Well, Whatever...lol
You Are an Okay Listener You try to be a good listener, and usually you are. But some people are just so boring and difficult to listen to! Your mind tends to wander during some conversations. You are likely to space out a little or try to change the subject to something more interesting. Are You a Good Listener?

Yeah So
most of you probably think that i have no life and i'm just on this site all the time or on msn i'm really not. because i'm a full time student and i work all the time. so i'm constantly doing other stuff. but when i am on msn i will be gladly to talk to you all :] but for now my life is hectic and busy, so sorry and i cannot take anymore pictures because people feel like stealing camera's that really do not belong to them. so it might just be a while before i'm able to get a new camera :/ but i just want to take the time to thank everyone for all their votes and lovely comments, greatly appreciated

Yeah I'm Up For Auction Again Lol
Come own *Thump☆Star* Oh by the way I spoil the living hell out of my owner Happy bidding Here's the pic link Please be sure to Fan Add Rate the profile as well Thanks *Thump☆Star* aka Brad

Yeah....who I Am
I ama 26 year old single guy. I get horny *shrugs, do i acknowledge this fact, fuck ya. Just b/c i like sex and anything that goes along with it pretty much. Im anice guy. Ill be whose ever friend. If i flirt a bit too mcuh, just say, chill. man, i am who am i. Ill treat you right and if i dont, let me know and ill fix it if i can. Im not gonna change who i am to fit someones expectations or w/e. Take me at face value and ill take you at face value. Im here to meet friends and w/e that comes along my way. But on another note, im a music major trying to get done, and i work as a meat cutter/clerk. I love singing, i love sports and i loves gmaing of any type really. board games, computer, w/e. If you wanna know more about me ask! any question you want. dont be shy to ask 8)

Yeah, I Actually Read
favorite books...more than 10, though, but fuck it. i like what i like. 1.Lisey's Story (my tattoo comes from this) 2.Duma Key Both of those are by Stephen King. His latest novels...a lot of people didn't like them and don't like him (too wordy they say), but I've been a constant reader for over half my life... 3.Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk (i'm also reading choke which is good). this book threw me for all kinds of loops. there wasn't a chapter where i didn't sit and wonder at some point "what the fuck?" 4.Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson... this needs no explanation 5.Sex with Kings by Eleanor Herman...basically a history of the royal mistress.. funny take on history. i'd like to read the next one 'sex with queens' 6.Portrait of a Killer: Jack the Ripper, Case Closed by Patricia Cornwell. This is amazing. Cornwell actually extracted mitochondrial dna from the envelopes and stamps of jack the ripper letters and lays physica

Yeah
It's not lyrics to a song. I just choose to be this way now. I've made mistakes in my life, I've let people take advantage of me & I've excepted way less than what I deserve. But I've learned from my bad choices & even though there are some things I can never get back & people who will never be sorry, I know better next time & won't settle for anything less than what i DESERVE

Yeah I'm That Good Lol
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Yeah Yeah Yeah
you know how they say a song fits your personality. well here's a song to explain how im feelin. Limp Bizkit- Behind Blue Eyes. and it really sucks to be here at this point. and i wonder...why do i have to let things get to me. why do i care so much. but life goes on and i keep going. smiling like everything is ok. i can be a cold hearted bitch but even us cold hearted bitches cry sometimes. when they're let down. when they're hurt. but they choose not to show it. and here's me not showing it but expressing it.

Yeah..... You Do This To Me.
Come closer Tonight is the night we finalize our goodbyes. Tomorrow I will be nothing but a faded memory And when you look down you will always think of me. I will forever be the shadow that dances in the corner of your eye. Don’t cry. Don’t ever let those tears fall. Para siempre I will be here for you in your dreams. You will grow and become everything you have ever dreamed of being. I will watch over you and open the doors along the way. When you feel alone just look at the ground and you’ll always see my shadow smiling up at you. But tonight forget that bullshit Tonight is about loving like you’ve never loved before. Tonight is about being unafraid of your thoughts and fears. Tonight is about me and you. Hey I got a question to ask. Do Mexicans go to Heaven? I hope to see you there when your time is up. Hopefully you’ll still look the same as the last time I laid my tired eyes upon you. Your cute little dimples That sil

Yeah!!!!!! Just Watch!! Lol
Gods Forsaken Featured Band: Handful Of Rain Handful Of Rain is out of Cadiz, Spain. The band was formed in 2005 by Tini, Niko, Jaime, and David. Their music takes on the essence of hard rock. Their influences are Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Mr. Big, Guns..N..Roses. Five of their songs were recorded in Josema Dalton studios, “La Factoría”. The band reached Don Dokken, and he put the tracks on Wyn Davis hands who has mixed successfully these five songs. The songs are mixed by Wyn Davis (Dokken,Dio,John Norum,Great White) in the All Access Studios in Redondo Beach, California. These five songs will be included in the first bands demo with which they wish to launch his music all around the world. The band played with Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), Great White, House of Lords, Tesla, Bonfire, Y & T (Yesterday & Today) and great spanish bands as Soziedad Alkoholika, Silverfist, Parking Fox and Skizoo. Regarding their experience in the musical scene, its notable the participation in many festiva

Yeah Not Cool
'Colbert,' 'SpongeBob' may go dark on Time Warner By RYAN NAKASHIMA – 1 hour ago LOS ANGELES (AP) — "SpongeBob SquarePants" might get squeezed off Time Warner Cable. Media giant Viacom Inc. said its Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy Central and 16 other channels will go dark for 13 million subscribers at 12:01 a.m. Thursday if a new carriage fee deal with Time Warner Cable Inc. is not agreed upon by then. The impasse would mean "SpongeBob" and other popular shows like Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show" and Stephen Colbert's "The Colbert Report" will be cut off on the nation's second-largest cable operator. Time Warner Cable primarily serves people in New York state, the Carolinas, Ohio, Southern California and Texas. Viacom has asked for fee increases of between 22 percent and 36 percent per channel, or a total of $39 million more, an amount that could increase customers' cable bills, said Time Warner Cable spokesman Alex Dudley. "The issue is that they have asked for an exorbitan

Yeah...
When you go in for your annual gyn visit, or for me by bi-annual, they generally ask what kind of birth control you're using. Well, when the nurse asked me I told her it was abstinence at this point, and she sorta giggle. Well, the doctor came in and said "well, when you're done with your drought and start having sex again what kind of birth control would you want?" Ouch. The doc is ragging on my sex life too. But I suppose I deserve it when last year I made him blush when I told him he'd have to get my boobs out of my armpit to do my breast exam.

Yeah I'm A Dork For Him
How can I put into words emotions I can't express even to myself? I try so hard but always end up putting them back on their shelf. Fearing the words will never make it out of my mind and you'll never really know. Know I only smile when you do and how no one else is able to make my heart flutter just so. How I think it all sounds so stupid but I'm digging the way I'm feeling. Like a kid spinning round and round it leaves me reeling. On the other hand I can feel your pain so keenly as well. When you travel through I too go through the same hell. Walking only a few steps behind I too lose my grip and my mind. Suffering next to you is painful as hell, but still much better than the place I usually dwell. You are oblivious to all of this. The immense pain and scars you left in only one kiss. The heart that was once mine but now belongs to you. Thoughts I constantly run from but always find to be true.

Yeah...
So I am in Iraq finally, have been for a week. I wont start my job quite yet, but soon. I find it quite humorous the timing of my last blog. It's amazing how similar to the military my relationship has become - hurry up and wait, and everything changes. The very day after the last post everything changed for me. Then it became hurry up and wait. It's exhausting. To be in a land where it is do or die, then to worry about my family back home, my battles, on top of worrying about my own life, I really did not think I had anything to worry about with my relationship. Amazing how you can go from perfectly content and happy to perfectly tormented and at witt's end. Amazing how the one time you give that trust "implicitly," it is broken with the blink of an eye. Amazing how much it takes to break down walls, and how easy it is to build them right back up.

Yeah Well It Been A While :p
ok so it has been a while since i posted a new blog entry and i must say alot has changed in that time. well for right now i just am sitting here with a million and a half thoughts running through my head so i thought i would just do a lil blog entry for the fun of it. i guess i will do more useless facts about me !!!!! yay lil white woman so here i go.... 1. i have established a collecting for socks... 2. same habit for victoria secret panties... 3. new fav food is some seaseme cracker snap thingy... 4. monkeys i think are a awesome animal 5. new favorite color is pink 6. i am 3000 miles away from hometown 7. each of my feet has a different color nailpolish 8. i raise money for breast cancer 9. i officially now have 17 piercings and 2 tattoos ( wow stepping up in the world) 10. i dont like airplanes.... 11. i use olay body ribbons body wash...the pink one 12. i wish i had blue eyes... ok so yeah there u have it another 12 useless facts of info bout yours truely maybe

Yeah. . .
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with rom

Yeah
Soul why? Tell me why you must. You and me; one we are Our mind and body; but soul, we are not Bonded we are but fight you must Why do you torment me By working with me to achieve happiness But you did it only so you could take it away. This is how you always do it We are bonded to one as is the other So why must you stab me Pry tell I must know You allow pleasure for me Then replace it with immense sorrow Soul why? Tell me why you must. This poem is about everyone saying “in mind, body, and soul” but that is not true because everyone has inner turmoil.

Yeah Thats What He Thinks Lol
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Yeah..
So Life is actually becoming better for me finally.. Only thing now is I need to find a damn job and well the economy sucks balls right now.. So it's kind of hard to say the least.. Life has been pretty crazy for me lately with the separation and such.. But I am learning to deal with all the bullshit now... I can't wait to get a divorce.. so I can be free to live my life.. I have been so stressed out lately with this whole separation and getting no where with anyone that its stressful.. My short term memory is completely shot from all the stress I have been under.. And it's not a great thing, But I keep telling myself things will get better.. and they will in time.. Finally recovering from a fucked up hand thanks to my dogs lol.. They decided around the 8th of this month when I was drunk to pull me through what little opening i had through the sliding glass door from seeing something outside, it was hella painful.. But its recovering nicely now.. Still a bit tender, I think it

Yeah...
NEWARK, Ohio - A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, Ohio authorities said. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. When asked by the dispatcher whether he hit his head inside the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool ... a motorized bar stool." The bar-stool rider, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. He told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. He has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

Yeah Thats Right The Wang Is Comin
TONIGHT..10PM HIS TIME!!!...THE 2ND OF APRIL......THE DRAGON...WILL SHOW HIS DRAGON--WANG!!!! IM WILLING TO SHOW MY WANG FOR BLING!!! BLING,CHERRY BOMBS,AUTOS!!!! AND I WILL SHOW MY WANG TO YOU PERSONALLY!!! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE DONT BE TOLD ABOUT IT!!! LIVE IT!!! DGETODRAGON FLASHES WANG FOR BLING,CHERRY BOMBS,AUTOS!!!! PM THE DRAGON AND YOUR REQUEST SHALL BE GRANTED!!!!

Yeah... Being Happy .. Wat A Joke
as i sit here crying, yet again, i realize that im not worth tryen to be happy. i keep getting hurt over and over..maybe its time ijust gave up .. accept wat i have and deal with it... i open my heart to those i feel wont hurt me.. and i get hurt.. i close it off i get used.. wat am i to do.. be a toy to be used or a stomping pad to get hurt... im tired of it all i just want to be happy and i guess i never will be

Yeah Its For You
CherishTwo circular hues of blue with a gray shadeSo captivatingMore than you knowFalse perceptionsThat brought forth these questions ofTruth, love and hopeNow that you're injuringI'll carry you with me justPlease hold onDisappear and dissolveA weakening wallWill one day fallIt's wise to sever our lossI redefine pulseThrough your irisLove's not all lostBut it's nailed to my crossAnd crucified all that I've held onTo be awaitingAnticipating a touch such as yoursFalse affectionA spawn of neglectingOf love, lust, hoaxPlease understand meThat now where you're standingIs closer then I'd hopedDisappear and dissolveA weakening wallWill one day fallIt's wise to sever our lossI redefine pulseThrough your iris

Yeah U Know Who You Are
Do you honestly think you hurt my feeling that you removed me from your friends list.. Give Me A Fucking break .I dont need fake ass people like you and your SO CALLED FRIENDS that like to run their mouth .Call me a follower and saying its my loss,b/c i disowned A two face person .And i Really dont give two flying fucks you getting tired of seeing me change my status.... At least i have interesting thing to say unlike your lil 23 yrs old friend doesnt... Oh And dont you worry how i know what the fuck your saying , it aint none of your fucking business. Just know I have my sources . And i aint a pussy to call you out on it , unlike ya'll talking about people behind their backs.. it just shows how PATHETIC YOU REALLY ARE.

Yeah, Just Another Survey Thingie. Hehe
One Thing....That will always make you happygood musicThat makes you completely depressedmyself?That gets you extremely excitedwell, you see there is this boy....That you love the feel ofcontentmentThat you love the smell ofmy perfume XDThat annoys you more than anythingbad musicThat makes you royally pissedpeople...yeah, peopleThat you love to hearThom's voice.That always makes you crydon't laugh....Lord of the Rings movies.That you will never dolet people dictate my lifeThat you have always wanted to doform a bandThat you miss at this very momentmy bed at my parents' houseThat you never do in front of anyone elsestrip?That you dont understandwhy people are so closed mindedThat gets you frustratedpeople being closed minded XDThat you absolutely couldnt live withoutmusicThat you would take with you wherever you gobus pass? lolThat you could eat anytime, day or nightramen!That makes you want to throw upthrow up. lolThat makes you feel completely uncomfortablenot much.That others obsess

Yeah So....
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted? my sister in law.[2] You were in the car with?My mother[3] Went to the mall with?my 15 year old nephew and my oldest brother[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Pizza shop[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?CrystalT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?False...so far...lolQ: Been searched By Cops?FalseQ: Been suspended from school?FalseQ: Sat on a roof top?FalseQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?FalseQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?trueQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?False...i workout at homeQ: Shot a gun?FalseQ: Donated Blood?FalseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?both?[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

Yeah....
Last day of work for this work weekend. I'm hoping that today goes by fast at work. I didn't want to get up this morning...well I guess I never want to get out of bed this early and going to work. I found out yesterday that one of my work buddies got fired. Even though the huge lay off is finished, I still think they're out to get rid of anyone still... I see this huge big ass black spider in the kitchen......Hate spiders and I know I couldn't reach to kill him.... I hope the cats don't see him, they always go crazy when they see one....bleh.. yeah Anyways... I know that it's going to be another one of those days at work where I"m just thinking and thinking.... I wish I could just put my heart and brain on pause or whatever...I need to get more medication, I've been out for over a week now....But I'm not going to pay the actual price if my benifit thing is fucking up. I need to get new battery for my scale also. I weighed myself and it gave me two number before it said "lo"...

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!
My daughter who does not live with me just called. She is 19 and suppose to be graduating this year. The past few weeks she has been trying to make up a full credit so she can graduate on time. (Which is Saturday!) She just told me she has 2 assignments left and is 99.9% sure that she is graduating on Saturday!!! I am so proud of her, she was like me in school, more on the social side then the academic side, although I graduated when I was 17 and had okay grades. Mine would have been better if I would have applied myself like when I went to College. I am excited for her! Next year my son graduates, this means I am getting OLD!!!

Yeah!
i wish everyone was blindthe world would be seen in such a different waythere || would || be || noblacks ;; and ;; whitesno pretty, popular girls and no ugly, nerdy girls--> no judgement about clothes and hair

Yeah I Stole A Line What Ever
Ok people that a hardly know/don't know at all. I'm gonna let you in on a big secret... I have issues, who knew... I did. Here's my deal. I hate people. I realized this my first few days at work (ok I knew already, I just didn't want to admit it) I work at a gas station/ truck stop in a deli. And of course there is alot of dealing with people, most of the people I work with are really happy/outgoing people. These people get on to me all the time for being quite and for being a big pain to be around b/c I'm so unsocial. Tonight my sister (whom I work with) calls my mom to let her know how much everyone loves me up there but the thing is I hate almost all of them. I can't do the fake ass smile and laugh when someone makes a funny that in my opinion is not so fuckin funny. I'm not a people person at all and I want to be, but I don't think I can they annoy me??? So I have 1 friend and a boyfriend. The friend I never talk to unless there is a problem. We

Yeah
So I go to Walmart, and whatdayakno? THe fuckin bitch ex with her bf. She sees me and goes "thats the asshole that used to beat me!" I was like, bitch you CANT not beat you. SHe was like a dirty dog that pees on your carpet. The bf was like . man back off. Its over now, and only I can put my hand on that woman. I was like, shit you can have that beast. The dude laughed, we were alughin about it for like 5 mins. She didnt hear tho, cuz she was check some shit in a makeup section. I was like 'yeah, she fuckin needs that shit"

Yeah..i Don't Think So
your laugh When people meet you for the first time, they can't help but notice your laugh! Even when people are feeling down, you have the ability to brighten up their day with that wonderful laugh of yours!

Yeah I Guess It Describes Me
Their tendency towards resentfulness not withstanding, Cancer people offer many things to the world. They have an incredible wellspring of kindness within where given half the chance, they’d gladly love to show you. Other traits include: Kind: There’s a big difference between being nice and being kind, and Cancer is truly aware of this. Whether it’s rescuing a stray dog or feeding the homeless, Cancer (along with soulful Pisces), is the first one in line to offer a helping hand. Dependable: While their moods may flicker like that of a candle caught in a storm, there is one thing we know for sure. You can always depend on them. Whether it’s for love or money, or simply to lend a helping hand, Cancers are known for coming through in a pinch. Intuitive: Perhaps most importantly, Cancer, and by extension, the role of the Moon in astrology, teaches us how to intuit. Along with their great capacity for love comes a strong intuitive force that seems to guide them. Much

Yeah Yeah....
Very Short Story Man driving down road. Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. The woman yells out the window, PIG! Man yells out window, BITCH! Man rounds next curve. Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If men would just listen

Yeah You Know Who You Are
IF YOUR FAKE ASS EVER TRIES TO TALK TO ME AGAIN.. ITLL BE A FUCKING MISTAKE. AND I PROMISE YOU WILL REGRET IT. THINKING YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME. FUCK YOU AND EVERYOTHER FAKE ASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY FAT WHITE COCK REAL TALK..

Yeah Yeah It Is...
Soooo.... It's about 0730 ( or 7:30am) in the morning in Korea, and waiting for TMO to pack, pick up my things, and ship it off to Germany. 8 more days until I finally leave--you know, the more I think about it, the more it's starting to become bittersweet...I hate being here, and yet i'm going to miss this place. The partying, drunken nights, being sick during an readiness excercise LOL, and meeting people, new and those I haven't seen in a long LONG time. Well, as I about to log off and shut my desktop computer down to also be shipped to Europe, I just wanted to say that for those that are STILL in Korea, " Don't worry about a thing, it'll all be over soon..." That I can assure you...until then...SEE YA IN GERMANY!!!

Yeah, It's Country.
Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, He sounds too blue to fly. The midnight train is whining low, I'm so lonesome I could cry. I've never seen a night so long When time goes crawling by. The moon just went behind a cloud To hide its face and cry. Did you ever see a robin weep, When leaves began to die? That means he's lost the will to live, I'm so lonesome I could cry. The silence of a falling star Lights up a purple sky. And as I wonder where you are I'm so lonesome I could cry.

Yeah...
Does this ever happen to anyone else? You're sitting on the couch and your 7 year old walks up to wearing a tool belt, carrying a light saber and says he's off to play... Anyone? or is its just my weird ass kid?

Yeah Lyrics
Peace up!A Town Down![Lil' Jon:]Yeah, Ok! (Usher!)Lil' Jon![Usher:]Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 1):]In the club with my homies, tryin to get a little V-I, keep it down on the low key, (LOW KEY) cause you know how it feels. (HEY, HEY)I saw shorty she was checkin' up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear, thank that she knew me. (KNEW ME)So we decided to chill (OKAY)Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin' like she's ready to blow! (Watch Out!,oh, Watch Out!)She's sayin' come get me (come get me),So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,when I told her, I said[Usher (Chorus):]Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low, sayin come and get meYeah (yeah) I got so caught up, I forgot she told meYeah (yeah) her and my girl were the best of homiesYeah (yeah) Next thing I knew, she was all up on me screamin':Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, YeaahYeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Yeaah[Usher (Verse 2):]So she's all up in my head no

Yeah So I Took It...
@ first I called shenanigans because I thought my results were EXACTLY like someone elses who took this... but apparently I am less rational. Cause I'm a lady. Your result for The Personality Defect Test... Sociopath You are 71% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive

Yeah,never Done This Before.....
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I really care what you all think despite my outward appearance 2)As a young adult I never wanted children,but now I cannot live without mine. 3)I am a recovering Alcoholic 4)I am turning 29 this week (i am old :( ) 5)I am turning 29 this week and collect Transformer Toys,yet I make fun of Trekies/fanboys 6)I watch Icarly with my children(happily) 7)I work @ junkyard w/o running water 8) Suga introduced my Wife and I (thanks mami) 9)Pk drives me FUCKING INSANE,but I am worse without her 10)Everyone drools over my wifes boobies,I actually get to drool on them :D The 5 people that are gonna hate me are: QueenBitc

Yeah So Possessed
So as you have notice I have be in sort of a mood today. Not sure if I should be happy, sad or pissed. So I am going with Horny. Just sayin it works for me. So how about a lovely little story. I bought my first ever car after I left my husband. Wasn’t much but it was brand new and I bought it all by myself. I bought my Ford Focus in 2007 with 70 miles on it. I was stoked. If it had not been for the idiot that forgot to put all but one quart of oil back in my old car I would have waited. Sadly they did and needless to say it really (fu) up my car. So lets see, all was great brand new car good gas mileage got me from here to there. It is now 2010 and I only have 25700 miles on it. See I so work so much I don’t go anywhere. Well I do believe in paranormal happenings but never thought a car could be possessed. Boy was I wrong. At 25010 miles my locks suddenly started doing the yeah I know its locked but I want to be sure. So driving down the road the locks repeatedly kept

Yeah Well.....there You Have It
Well, as the saying goes it doesn’t take an Einstein? Or does it? I suppose that is the question at hand here. Four months ago I had a horrid infection in my stomach that spread to my upper intestine. Which caused my digestion to get all messed up, oh joy. Not that I like to eat anyway…however my doctor gave me this medicine to help me with digestion. Now that things were back on track infection was gone I didn’t look or feel like death any longer things were looking up. We were fast approaching the dreaded holidays. Normally I love the holidays, however since my leaving my marriage it just hasn’t been the same. But that is another blog possibly. So going to sleep Christmas eve I expected to wake to receive the normal gift on Christmas morning the normal silence I have woken up to the past 4 yrs. Not however this year I woke to a migraine. A wonderful not going anywhere just growing more intense migraine. Happy, Happy, Joy Joy! Well, it snowed a lot that day.

Yeah, You've Heard It Before.
I'm sure you have all heard about the name change. Blah. I think it looks like shit now. I didn't want people to find me. Why else would I put a lame location and have symbols in my name? Anyway, looking at Scrapper's blog, they didn't really ask many people about this change. Hence my status. I would kind of like to see everyone that wants the symbols back to put their old name as their status. What do ya think? I know, I know...LAAAAME!!

Yeah, I Did.
Dear Miss Boccabella: Thank you for contacting me in regards to health care reform. I appreciate the opportunity to respond. On November 7, 2009 the House passed the Affordable Health Care for America Act (H.R. 3962) with a final vote passage of 220-215. On Christmas Eve, the Senate passed the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (H. R. 3590) with a final vote passage of 60-39. This bill was over 2,000 pages and included a 383 page manager's amendment, privately drafted by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. It included many special deals that were negotiated in order to secure the 60 votes needed to pass the Senate bill. These outrageous backroom deals not only will result in higher taxes but are also unconstitutional. Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution states all "Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States." The House voted on Sunday, March 21, 2010 on the Senate bill and also a Reconciliation bill (H. R. 3590 and H. R. 4872). T

Yeah. See Ya.
If you're wondering why you're being taken off my lists (here, and fb), you should focus on who's ass you're kissing, and who you're running and reporting to. I'm too old, too wise, and too busy with real life to entertain the idea of welcoming more drama into my life. If you're one who spreads it, or causes it, you're gone. Simple as that. Don't like it? Stop being a fucking two-faced, backstabbing cunt (that applies to guys, too). UPDATE: I've deleted basically everyone, aside from a few that have proven themselves a friend to me. I will add back as I see fit.

[yeah ...well... Y'know]
So... on the way home from getting a pair of pizza's today, I saw a woman puttering home on her electric wheelchair. I kinda felt bad, it was getting near 80 degrees and she was well over 600 pounds. Sad, really. Well, about 30 yards down, I saw a woman who was puttering along in her electric wheelchair in the opposite direction... she was around 400 pounds. Part of me wanted to stop. Slam on the brakes, with all the screechy wailing of tires on blacktop and take a picture of this sight... and give it the caption of "WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE" but i thought it might be a little rude. There was traffic behind me and all...

Yeah..
Turn not away, avert not your face, this is how it was meant to be. In silence found hanging there above a pool of waste, the beauteous workings of mortality. No one can truly touch another parallel never to cross. Pointless, fumbling, sad mistake only capable of pain. Beyond those cursed stars above lies the answer that I seek. On the backs of bullets rides my name, longing to kiss my cheek. Resentfully decline, retire this hated life. Without guilt I break these veins, carved with salvation's knife

Yeah Id Like To Know Too.
So where are all the "Save the Gulf" concerts? Where are the T.V. Benefits with celebrities and musicians giving heart felt speeches on the poor fisherman, wildlife, beaches, loss of income and sabotaged gulf economy? I find it rather strange how these people (including our own government) are so quick to help Haiti and other countries...but sit on their asses for this one. Just the facts. *Post this if you agree!!!*

Yeah...we Rawk
As I blogged earlier, we had major storms here yesterday. My friend did get his power back after being out for over 24 hours. This is good. They told him earlier in the day it wouldn't be until Tuesday morning that he'd have power. The highest recorded wind gusts were in Oak Lawn, where I technically live even though I claim Chicago still, at 75 mph. That's some strong ass wind. Oh yeah, a Category 1 hurricane starts off at 74 mph.

Yeah....
think I’m afraidI think I’m afraid to let my guard downbecause if I do then you’ll be able to see all my faults and you’d think differentlyof me. I know you’d begin to hate me for all of them, and I couldn’t handle that///..

Yeah Im Fine.
It Must be your skin that I'm sinking in It Must be for real 'cause now I can feel And I didn't mind it's not my kind It's not my time to wonder why Everything's gone white And everything's grey Now you're here now you're away I don't want this Remember that I'll never forget where you're at Don't let the days go by Glycerine Glycerine I'm never alone I'm alone all the time Are you at one Or do you lie We live in a wheel Where everyone steals But when we rise it's like strawberry fields I treated you bad You bruise my face Couldn't love you more You got a beautiful taste Don't let the days go by Could have been easier on you I couldn't change though I wanted to Should have been easier by three Our old friend fear and you and me Glycerine Glycerine Don't let the days go by Glycerine Don't let the days go by Glycerine Oh, Glycerine![x4] Bad moon white again Bad moon white again As she falls around me I needed you more When we wanted us less I could not kiss just regress It might

Yeah, Effin Idiots. Wow
assrocker: hey 8:29pm assrocker: baby 8:29pm assrocker: chat back baby 8:29pm assrocker: come one ur so freakin hot 8:30pm assrocker: baby 8:30pm assrocker: dont be like 8:30pm assrocker: that 8:30pm assrocker: 8:30pm Ninja: fck off 8:30pm assrocker: comeine 8:30pm assrocker: why baby 8:31pm assrocker: dont be like that 8:31pm assrocker: u make me so freakin horny cum one 8:31pm assrocker: come one baby 8:32pm Ninja: rent a fuckin porn and FUCK OFF

Yeah, I Did It.
The new year seemed as good a time as any to start fresh on my friends list. No, it wasn't personal. I even deleted Durham. I know I've been emo the last couple years with all the crap I've gone through. Part of the reason I did this was to take the onus off of those that don't really care to have me on their list, but were afraid to delete me cuz they didn't wanna hurt my feelings. People are deleting me left and right, and while we hadn't talked recently, I'd THOUGHT we were still friends. I have enough outside stress without having to worry about who wants me around and who doesn't. So... it's done. Add me back if you want to, I'll happily accept anyone I know back onto my list. I apologize if I've hurt anyone's feelings in doing this; again, it was NOT personal.

Yeah...
it's funny how hello is always accompanied by goodbye. it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry. it's funny how forever never seems to really last. it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past. it's funny how "friends" can just leave

Yeah - This Guy...
kdub2:whats up today me: great - it's a local youngster lol kdub2:is that bad or good me: and apparently you're a cam whore kdub2:again is that a good or bad thing me: nice (that's sarcasm) kdub2: im on cam right now too me: say something interesting or get off my box kdub2:ok i lke older women me: yeah guess what - all men have dicks - you're nothing special - run along now kdub2:ok hunn later me: & I'm guessing you couldn't carry on a decent conversation if your pathetic life depended on it kdub2:ya if i wanna too but im too horny right now 9:57am me: of course you are (more sarcasm & an eyeroll) kdub2:later tryin have someone watch me cum

Yeah I Know....and Some...other Stuff...
Hey kids nothing crazy just want to drop a line before people go bonkers or something... Yes I know about the video and yes I will be dealing with all of -that- at some point. I've been very busy with real life, work and sorting things out around here..and just really haven't had the time to put the required effort into it at the moment, but of course you know I will...just let 'em keep talking, usually the ship sinks itself...which clearly is happening here... And on a personal note, I'd like to thank Rachel, April, Amanda C, Ellie, Jerry, Pumpkin Jen, Rainbow Jen, IIP, Sproet, Kindy, Ninja, Michelle, the other Amanda, Melly, Jager, Angel, Marcie, Dani, Trixy, Ranger, Toni, JA, Katie and whoever else has been just amazing of late each in their own way. I know my convos haven't exactly been the most complete or in depth due mostly to reasons above. I just want those above and everyone else to know that it is appreciated and not taken for granted.. Until the next episode....whi

Yeah, He Asked!
Dear Dr. NinjaI have a three part question where each part is a segway to the next...I hope you can help.#1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck..IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?.....this naturally leads to the next part which is just the avian version..#2. How much wood could a woodpecker peck..IF a woodpecker COULD peck wood?.....and the last segway question which I feel is only obvious..#3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?I hope you can shed some insight... ~ xX TOXIC MARINE Xx Toxic, #1 An animal won't chuck as much as the mighty Woodchuck Chipper, that's for damn sure. With it's 40" diameter 2" thick steel cutting disc, it's raw power is some serious business! Not only for loggers, but for the occasional need to dispose of evidence. Little forrest creature, eat your tree chompin heart out! #2 Depending on the variety, those little peckers can beat that wood at 100-150 pecks every minute! At that rate, no wonder they have to take so many breaks! M

Yeah.
I think that bling is made in poor taste. You know the one. I'm glad that we don't have to wonder or worry about that particular monster's intentions anymore, but I will not celebrate anyone's death. Ever. It's not like someone else isn't going to step up to the plate and take his place at some point, if that hasn't happened already. There will always be people with vendettas. It's unfortunate and tragic, but it's true. Don't think you're being cute or clever by sending it to me either. I will just delete it. kthxbai!

Yeah...
Don’t look at me with soft loving eyes.Don’t touch me with hands of a gentle lover.I want your darkness. I want to feel your untold desires. Pull me into your world. Strip me of my walls. Pound me against the unrelenting siegeMake me feel what you do. Rape my mind with your harsh cruel words. Let your hands tear into the soft flesh of my body, marking me to my very soul.I want the beast that resides deep inside of you. I want him set free. I want to feed that part of you that lays untouched. that craves a willing victim that will laybroken and still whimper for more.

Yeah A Reader
It is a great accomplishment to have known the reality that stares at you in the face. I'm not a follower, I'm not a tag along however, I stand individually, with pride. I stand strong! The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but what we are. And if our words and our actions come from superficial human relations techniques (the Personality Ethic) rather than from our own inner core (the Character Ethic), others will sense that duplicity. We simply won't be able to create and sustain the foundation necessary for effective interdependence Rebel with a flaming heart, always ready to take on anything that may stand before me. Business minded, bubbly, free spirited, and a true passion for beaches , water and the sun to fall upon my face. With that being said, I'm also the kind of person you need a knife to cut through to get to the heart of me (metaphorically speaking) in any situation. What can I say...I am a little more complicate

Yeah
I hate this feeling that I’m not good enough for people. I don’t think there is anything wrong with me, but I could be wrong. It seems everyone I get close to leaves for someone better. All my friends find a new best friend and stop talking to me,. Is it wrong that I would like to feel wanted? By someone… by anyone? I’m not trying to whine or anything, i just have to get this off my chest

Yeah...
Yeah... by Kenneth Matlock on Friday, June 15, 2012 at 8:38pm You say you don't know what it's like. I'll tell you. It's like looking through a window at a happy couple having dinner. It's like being on a long chain... You're not confined but you can only go so far. It's like existence is a movie that you hate, but are stuck watching. It's like being in a freezing pool where the 5 mins of warmth from peeing is the only relief of warmth you have before the cold sets back in. It's like waking up feeling great, and realizing it was all a dream. It's like reaching out in the dark for a wall to guide yourself and feeling nothing but sharp objects. It's like trying to breathe in while choking, and never suffocating but never fully breathing again. It's like spending days getting ready to go somewhere to cancel your trip, and know you're never going. It's like being the new kid constantly. ... it's kind of like that.

Yeah, You May Have Guessed Incorrectly
I don't want all the luxuries life has to offer. I have never gone and figured I am better than anybody else. I would like to believe everyone is like that even though I know they aren't. Ya got all the MINE, MINE, MINE and the YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH peeps throughout the world. I was just thinking that everyone has seen the bumper stickers and buttons saying people with cancer don't really want a new car or a world cruise they just want to live. I am not trying to steal or claim anybody's glory but I don't want a trillion dollars or a new house and car. I don't even really need to be in a relationship.... ever. I just would like to be able to walk. To stand in balance and walk. My rightside doesn't have to start working all of a sudden. I just want to walk. Now I am typing with both hands, but going kinda slow. I want to not feel anymore pain. I will leave this request in the hands of Jesus, he knows best.

Yeah, Okay Maybe I Shouldn't Of
The last three days have kinda been something I am not looking forward to experiencing again. Today was kinda good though. I hurt too much this week; Wednesday and Thursday my right foot hurt really bad, I thought. Then Wednesday and Thursday my left foot hurt worse. I started the day out mopping the kitchen, diningroom, and bathroom. My foot wasn't thankful at all. Constantly surging with pain. If anyone as a couple spare legs laying around I would offer my soul. I'm gonna go back into the hospital and hopefully have them fix me up. As for the good news, my daughter had an interveiw for a job today. She might be starting 30-34hrs of work a week at Walmart. I am proud of her. I do hope she is prepared. I think this will be good for her not being able to trust anyone. Blessed be the ones that think of others before themselves. The nice and gentle are dwindling and that is not how it should be. We all need someone to care we exist.

Yeah, Just Maybe
I wanted to be here last night, but my daughter got a new puzzle. I had and have a big smile. I like puzzles and I like the mom, daughter time. It is a goth puzzle, so its mostly black. All the way from her dress to the black widow spiders. She is standing in a tower window with the moonlight shining in behind her. Plus, she go a discount. I know already that is a good thing. Still gonna try to type without correcting. I figure the real me would be nicer than the edited me. And all the feelings are more real. This isn't just a plain blog. This is my route of sharing the feelings from the top of my head to the tip bof my boot. When I am wearing my boots. When I am wearing any foot ware, just and FYI, I don't usually wear and shoes unless it is my slippers. More comfort is what counts. I will share stressed words with anyone that wants to argue with me on that fact. I want to reachout, still wanting to get noticed. Just for my poems and nothing else. I would like to be able to do kinda

Yeah, Its 1-30-13
Hey I will be going to the doctor today. I need to get seen again in order to get a back brace and a tens unit. I would like to maybe suggest a cane too. Its alot easier than taking my walker everywhere. I realise there are somethings I don't come out and admit to, but I never lie. I just know when to keep my mouth shut. I am sorry if finding out any information about me, scares you away. I am still human, just not Wonder Woman. In the long run I accept anyone. We were put down here to get along with eachother not live in anger. Y'all can decide either way, its up to you. As the close arrives to the first month of the new year gets close, I am glad mostly for the choices I have made and the earth surviving to see another year that alot of people thought we would never see. Take care!!

Yeah, Its Monday
To me Monday is a fresh start. It always has been. Never dreaded or hated. If I am lucky I have the day of rest before Monday, so I am ready to go. Just got to still get the rest of my family to under-fricken-stand that before the go to bed they need to turn out the lights and lock the door. I want to tell you also, I have never really adored Valentines day. I never got a rose or box of candy. I want to have had a relationship, that just could of been that beautiful. That is why I am still a virgin. I have two kids, but I have never had true love. I have my day dreams and nighttime dreams and that is safer than any condom. Only time will tell, whether or not things change. I am not gonna totally give up that the ideal man will come save me. It isn't a awful deal to need. It is a innocent desire. With all the troubles in this huge world, I am not going to feel like I didn't win the race of my lifetime. I can't run anyway. Maybe its better to give everyone else the chance to shine.

Yeah Its The Weekend
Hope your having great night. I am having a nice relaxing one. My week has been pretty good. Had some friends come and stay for a few days. We hung out and had some fun both in the bedroom and out of the bedroom :). So any exciting plans for the weekend? I am hoping the weather warms up so I can be outside. Its not looking to promising at the moment. Had to build a fire in the fireplace. I am so ready for spring. As far as niteflirt stuff, I am in the process of starting to put up stuff on my blog like short movie clips and pics for you to preview before you buy. I am also starting to post my outfit of the day for you to check out. And just my personal thoughts and stuff going on in my life. So be sure to check it out. http://chillyhicks.blogspot.com/ Hugs and Kisses Chilly

Yeah That Happened
I keep thinking I have found A fellow Alien And that we will miraculously have some kind of understanding It will not happen In the way I hope So then I must define hope Depressing I have never been a fan of hope such a passive thing Yes, worth going through but OH MY GOD So mind numbingly boring And the poor sod who needs to keep my interest I feel sorry for you Really I do My interest lasts as long as it does Which means not very long

Yeah You Gotta Laugh
Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.Managing not to yell, Randy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.In the morning, Randy woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Kathleen staring at him from across the room.She said, ‘You were drunk again last night, weren’t you?’Randy

Yeah, I'm A Fan!!
I am a member of the Marlboro mailing list, even though I don't smoke their cigarettes anymore. No joke, they are like over $6 up here. Anyways Marlboro sent me a birthday card and a present, iits just an ashtray with my first and last initials on it. Its just cool cuz I think so and it was my first gift. They once sent me a hand fan, when I didn't have a fan. I am thankful they are part of my life. May sound insignifficant, but still. I don't judge anyone, because i do not wish to be judged. Still get those party spoilers that don't know any beter and I forgive them. Someday their gonna get what they are giving, it ain't gonna be that pretty. To each their own. I help those that I can. I try my damnest to help the ones that don't always have the loudest voices. My dad called me an angel and I have been called an angel plenty of times since my dad called me that. I have been told it is deserved and maybe that is why I try an tell everyone I will have a good day, if theirs goes bette

Yea..i Wrote It..
well whip me beat me and call me fukked, if your kinky then your in luck.. take me baby..and dont be shy..i like my man to dream of me and no some guy. I am your heaven and i'm your dreams,and if you play your cards just right.. i can and will make you scream all damn night. I am a lover not a fighter but i can knock you out. come on baby.. you KNOW what I'm talkin about!! So hit me up if you want it.. now baby dont be shy.. you wanna moan and scream or do you want to lay down and cry? Biting licking,not your thing?? i need man that likes to moan and scream!! I will be your everything...but i need an answer now.. just how well do you know your girl.. can you answer that question for me now?

Yea I Need Some Ideas
So I need some ideas on what to do for my 21st birthday on December 28th or around that date. BTw every1 is invited so coolio huh?? I might have it at the local hott spot the Amarean Cafe (the hooka bar)or at Rancids favorite performance place (Java) but those are so overused give me some ideas ppl and then i can give out the information on the party date

Yea I Am An Odd One...
Sorry to those who read the blogs I post, If they all seem like they're all based around me...Most of the time, what I post is usually just a thought that won't stop ricocheting around the inside of my friggin skull...Like this... So, there's a ton of women on here that enter their ugly vaginas in all of the "who's got the best cunt contest", right? I want to know why some of these women even think about entering those kinda of contests... There seriously needs to be some fucking guidelines to those contests...Like the following...1) If you can't walk without tripping over your pussylips, don't even think about entering in this contest...2)Please don't post pics of you with a cucumber in your vagina. That poor cucumber did noting to you to deserve that fate. 3)Fisting pics...Wow...So there is a reason, other than the psychological scars for why you're a lesbian...You can't feel most men, So you go for women with very big hands...I now understand how that works... Instead of cal

Yea...its Me
"Pain" Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all You're sick of feeling numb You're not the only one I'll take you by the hand And I'll show you a world that you can understand This life is filled with hurt When happiness doesn't work Trust me and take my hand When the lights go out you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Anger and agony Are better than misery Trust me I've got a plan When the lights go off you will understand Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all Pain, without love Pain, I can't get enough Pain, I like it rough 'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing Rather feel pain I kno

Yea! I Got A New Job!
Ok, I've been kickin this around for a LONG time and trying to make something happen with my current job. I drive 90 minutes each way to make this job, and I am SO not happy with what I'm doing... but I love the people and the atmostpehere. Well I did anyway... the people I still like, the atmosphere has changed alot... So, I applied to a place a friend works. One place, one time, one job that I REALLY want. Had to wait a long while to find out what's goin on... I interviewed first in the line. Sooo...... I just got the paperwork in the mail today, I GOT the job!! YEA BABY! I give my notice on Monday after I sign everything and send it back (cuz I'm just a lil paranoid about details) and 2 weeks from Monday I'm on to bigger and better things... FINALLY!!!

Yea Im In One Of Moods Lol
OKAY YALL JUST TO CLAIRFIY ONE THING THESE BLOGS ARENT TO CHUCK (LOL) IM IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS WHERE IF THE WRONG PERSON (INSERT NAME HERE)LMFAO SHOULD SAY SOMETHING TO ME TONIGHT OR ANY OTHER NIGHT MIGHT GET AN EAR FULL OF FUCK YOUS AND ASSHOLE REMARKS FROM ME LOL. I TELL YA I THOUGHT DOGS WERE SUPPOSE TO NOT CARE WHO THEY FUCKED BUT DAMN I GUESS THEY KEEP GOING BACK TO TRY TO KEEP FUCKIN THE SAME DOG ONLY THING IS THIS BITCH AINT GIVIN IN A FEW WORDS TO THOSE SO CALLED PLAYAS AN WANNA BES YOU ALL SUCK AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID YOUR A LOW LIFE PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP THE BULLSHIT AND YOU NEED TO STOP THE LIES AND STOP TRYING TO SMOOTH TALK YOUR WAY INTO WOMENS LIVES BECAUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS YOUR GONNA MESS WITH THE WRONG ONE AND SHES GONNA HAVE A BIG SURPRISE AWAITIN FOR YA. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU POOR BASTARDS WHO DO THIS SHIT TO INNOCENT WOMEN WHO ARE ONLY LOOKIN FOR FRIENDS OR POSSIBLY MORE THESE WOMEN DONT DESERVE THE SHIT YOU DO TO THEM AND ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE THAT H

Yea I Started A Blog
ok so i am bored. no banging going on over here so i'd figured i'd start putting up a blog here. took my 1st entry from my myspace blogs but in the future i'll try to type up some new shit that may or may not be safe for work. laters beotches

Yea Its About You...
im sick to my stomach thinking of my actions. dying so slowly a death by bad intentions. so just ignore me thats what hurts the most. lose a freind and you lose the world. you wont even tell me that im dead you just act like im not there. you crushed my lungs and left me alone in the dark. i cant scream, i cant even breathe. i thought you were there, reached out but you weren't it was only a lie. simple deception left me unwaivered. simple illusions but i bought em all. plotting without me but always about me. well this is the means to an end, a tragedy, a death. im drowning but you dont care. in a year you'll remember, wonder where did he go. dont bother, i was never here so just forget me. i'll live alone in a faceless existence. so pay attencion not to my face but my voice, cuz i'll smile when i tell you that you had a choice and you fucked up so im leavin you im not your toy. this is the life that i choose not the life that i want. you walked away while i was beggin you to stay now

Yea, It Happens...
I was working today, Regular shit job at Macy's Department store, However, today, No one was shopping. Honest, no one! Now you figure, Why do I give a fuck? Because Macy's is now run by a bunch of fucking commies. You heard me, A bunch of fucking commies. If we do not do something all the time at work, we get written up. It's bullshit! No one's in the store, There's nothing to clean, floor's picked up, everything's where it should be, fitting rooms checked, NO ONE IS IN THE STORE And now, because we're afriad of getting written up, Wonder whether it is ok to stand around and converse, you know, because NO ONE IS IN THE STORE. Well, Boss man Paul comes over to me, He says, "It's not busy, But just make it look like you're doing something, Corporate is a bunch of commies" Words well said by the boss man. Fuck Macy's and their communist regime! FUCK THEM!!! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM!!!

Yea Im Here
AND MY REAL NAMES UP THERE TOO BIG FUCKIN DEAL I WONT BE ADDING MOST REQUESTS CAUSE FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A FUCK IM HERE FOR A FEW FRIENDS AND A COUPLE OF LOUNGES SO TO THE FUCKING NASTY OLD CUNT WHO POSTED IM BACK YES I AM I WENT AND BLOCKED HER AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF TWATS BIG DEAL MY CHOICE I AINT HERE FOR POINTS SO THE WHOLE ADD ME RATE ME FAN ME WELL SHOVE THAT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS AND KEEP IT YA FUCKING POINT WHORES YES THIS IS ME AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR NASTY OLD HAG ASS HAS TO SAY HELLCAT YA WHENCH GO PLAY A GAME OF HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOUR OPINION DONT MATTER HERE SAME GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU THAT HAVE SHIT TO SAY WELL I GUESS THATS IT AND HAVE A CHERRY FUCKING DAY

Yea I Know..i Say It All The Time....
but im effin BORED!! im in need of sum entertainment...lol so start jugglin flaming bowling pins, dancing in a loin cloth.. make up a song with my name in it.. or whatever else you can think off... oxox megan

Yea I'm A Dork
Why can't I speak when I have so much to tell? Why can't I write when I have so much in mind? Why can't I sing when there's music in my heart? Why can't I dance when there's rythm in the air? Too many words left unspoken Too many things left undone Why can't it be and why can't I? For all I know this pain deep inside Took the gladness from my heart. Is this the pain of missing you? Is this the reason behind it all? Hear the agony of my heart Longing for you and for your touch Feeling your lips, feeling your face Missing your kisses and warm embrace. When will the waiting ever be over? For as long as were apart I can never be whole Oh! My Dearest Love I just want you to know That my heart is aching because "I'M MISSING YOU!"

Yea!!!i Am In The Lead!!!!
I AM IN THE LEAD AND AM STILL GOING YEA.THIS WAS A FIGHT AT FIRST BUT I AM ON THE TOP AND STILL GOING.TY FOR THE ONES THAT ARE HELPING ME OUT IT MEANS ALOT TO ME.HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT AND SAFE WEEKEND.....

Yea..i Made It This Far...lol
I keep getting booted when i try to come here. Not sure what the problem is. Maybe my laptop is too old and not enough memory....anyways just beccause i haven't been able to stop in doesn't mean i'm not interested. Just can't get here. Today for some reason i did.. thats way cool. Hope you have a great week.....

Yea I Know Im Retarded For Loving This ...
Young Noah: Interesting morning Young Allie: Yea …..Lon’s here in town Young Noah: He’s here? Young Allie: Yea we saw his car on the way at the hotel Young Noah: Huh I see you got my letters finally whaddya gonna do al Young Allie: I dunno Young Noah: Are we back to that? We’re back to that were back there what about the past couple days? They happened you know? Young Allie: I know that they happened and they were wonderful but they were also very irresponsible. I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who is going to be crushed when he finds out Young Noah: So you make love to me and then you go back to your husband ? Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn’t pass? Young Allie: NO! I made a promise to a man he gave me a ring and I gave him my word Young Noah: And your word is shot to hell now dontcha think? Young Allie: I don’t kn- I don’t know ill find out when I talk to him Young Noah: this is not about keeping your promi

Yea I Kno What I Said...
Why am I still on here? Because I am feeling fuking better than earlier. Aint nothing like a little Jack to help you wind down...ok...1/2 a bottle of Jack...dare me to drive....LOL It cracks me up the shit I think of when I am alone. Mostly about this fucked up year. Where did it go? This year has defintely been a roller coaster for me! Thats for damn sure. So many things I want to say in these blogs but dont or should I say cant...this is like my only true friend...LOL. They dont talk back...they let you vent and just leave you alone! I just wonder why I have done what I have this year. Its been a roller coaster of emotions, happiness, saddness and unwantedness. I think this year sucked more than the others...well...when I lived with Jeff yea...they were terrible. Mostly I wonder why am I here? Ya kno? I feel like I have made a mistake being here...but I dont want to be down there either...I dont kno where to go to be honest? Who am I here for? No one. Not myse

Yea Im Baffled
okay im slow (self admitted) but i think this takes the cake......... this is a "Hot and Handy Bag" created for the purpose of keeping fried deli items crisp (supposedly) and also microwaveable if heaven forbid your food item has become cold after it sat under a heat lamp for about 5-6 hours. now i know were all different in respects to common sense but plz my god explain this this is the instructions for the hot and handy bag actually scratch that the "loading" instructions know this isnt new to me ive seen hacky sacks with instructions and i mean theres probably some asshole out there who dosent have a fucking clue as to the concept of kicking a knitted bean bag. that i can understand but in all my life did i never and i mean never assume that there was one person in the entire fucking world who would not know how to operate a god damn plastic bag lmao okay i got that off my chest thank you for oyur time i love you hunny kissss and im out....word

Yea I Don't Weight That Much....should I Eat More? *cries*
You Should Weigh 165 If you weigh less than this, you either have a fast metabolism or are about to gain weight. If you weigh more than this, you may be losing a few pounds soon! How Much Do You Weigh?

Yea...i Married One...someone's Got To Be The Sane One :p
You Are 16% Nerdy You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds. You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns! How Nerdy Are You?

Yea Im Doing It In Here!
IM GONNA DO IT!! THIS IS GONNA BE A SFW NIGHTIE CONTEST. IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IT SEND ME THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE. THE RULES ARE THIS.... 1) NO DRAMA 2) NO GREEN NAMES CAN BOMB 3) MUST BE LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER TO BOMB.. NOT WORRIED ABOUT NO SALUTE.. PRIZES ARE.............. 1ST PLACE WILL GET A BLING PAC EACH AND EVERY MONTH FOR 6 MONTHS. 2ND WILL GET A 1 MONTH VIP.. 3RD WILL GET A 3 DAY BLAST.. TO JOIN THIS AWSOME CONTEST SEND PIC TO ME... MY LINK BELOW.. START TIME IS FRIDAY THE 9TH AT 10:00 PM CST.. THE END DATE IS SUNDAY THE 11TH AT 10:00 PM CST... THE ORIG.PONYBOY~FNDR OF IND. FMLY~I LOVE YOU LAURA LEI~ YOU R MY LIFE~YOU MAKE ME WHO I AM~~~~@ fubar

Yea I Was Tagged Lol
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. ok here ya go.. 1)my fav color is orange.. who woulda thought.. 2)hard to find someone like me.. lol.. Im not ur typical female.. 3)I love getting down n dirty.. as far as riding fourwheelers and going offroad n my jeep 4)umm I can make ya laugh no matter what kinda mood ur in Im a complete nut 5)I love all kinds of music.. fav bands are too numerous to mention.. 6)I can play just about any instrument.. just give me a book and an hour to figure it out.. 7)I have a few bad habits that I best not mention lol 8)love chinese food and sushi.. 9)would move for love.. 10)I get bored easily.. always like learning new

Yea, I Have Nuthin.....
So, this is what a blog is huh? Just click a few buttons and here I am, typing in an extremely TINY box about nothing...so, if you are reading this, maybe you should mosey on a long unless you want to fall asleep out of boredom. Many blog about the dislikes of fu, others? The friends they meet on here and others? Heck what am I talking about? I have only read two people's blogs on here and I likely can't top their creativity, but I will give it a some effort. If anyone can come up with what BOTB means, then they win a hot tub, yea a fu hot tub, but an hot tub none the less. Good luck folks! Darleen

Yea.... Lonely
"Lonely" Lonely I'm Mr Lonely, I have nobody, For my own I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody, For my own I'm so lonely, Yo this one here goes out to all my players out there ya know got that one good girl who's always been there like ya Know took all the bullshit then one day she can't take it no more and decides to leave I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreaming, for her I was Feenin, so I had to take a little ride, back tracking over these few years, tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad, cause Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashing I'm so lonely (so lonely), I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) For my own (to call my own) girl I'm so lonely (so lonely) I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely) I have nobody (I have nobody) For my own (to call my own) girl Can't believe I had a girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I pu

Yea May Babies
MY B DA IS C"MON SOON YALL finally and a month left of school well shit this is the last month cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so time 2 grad throw my cook out party and hit the club 2 celebrate u kno ha ha

Yea Now Is The Time
FOR REAL PEOPLE NOW I AM GOIN 2 SAY IT CAUSE ITS GETTIN ON MY NERVERS. TELLIN YOU KNOW I AM TIRED OF BIN FUCKED WITH BY ANY 1. SHIT IS GETTIN OLD ADULTS FUCK NO ITS A BUNCH OF LIL KIDS IN ADULTS BODYS. TELL YOU THIS NOW YOU FUCK ME I WILL FUCK YOU

Yea Ok
so the happy feeling went away but that's alright i have a headache gonna go out take a walk, whatever, made this awesome chicken/potatoe/onion/carrot stew stuff for dinner tonight, the chicken in it is haha AMAZING. even if it is boiled but even so it's pretty damn good. hrm, i really should take some tylenol or somethin :/

Yea Ok
I clicked "im bored" well cause i am ... so i was rating pplz pics an then all of a sudden it told me that i couldnt rate anymore photos ... wha is that all about ... im still bored ... r they tellin me i cannot b bored anymore ... lol...

Yea Ok
just to let everyone who actually reads my blogs, I am tired of the bullshit that comes with life. Just like the song goes If I leave here tomorrow will you still remember me? I have been used and abused by people my whole life now it is time for all that to change. This partially goes out to all the guys who fuck some girl then basically leave them with nothing. FUCK YOU!!!!!! What is the point of it. Just so you get a little satisfaction and then leave the girl or guy feeling like shit wondering why? What form of satisfaction do you get from leaving them in a ball on the floor hoping and praying that nothing bad will come of it. What ever happened to finding that one person and only fucking them and not just anyone that walks by that you think or know you can get in bed. Well, I guess it trying isn't the chicks fault for feeling the way we do it is the guy that got our hopes up that something could come from it. Which takes me back to something I talked about before. JUST FUCKING B

Yeap Im Thinking Again
well im sitting here thinking again i know that is scarey hmmmmmmmm just wonder how stupid i can be hmmmmmmm u might have to ask my wife that one hahaahah i guess the dumbest thing i ever done would be i lost a bet on yahoo and had to put a pair of my wife's thongs on and dance on the webcam and my loving wife as much as she cares for me said i wasnt wearing them right and she gave me a wedgey i had rope burn between my ass cheeks omg i couldnt set for a week so lets see somebody top that one lol wait im probally the only one who can hahaaaahaa have fun and laugh i did

Yeap
honey if i die i know you'll eventually remarry 'a man said to his wife .so soon as im gone i want you to sell all my stuff now why would i want to that?''well he replied]i dont want some other asshole using all my stuff'' she replied ''what makes you think id marry another asshole

Yeap, Still Alive
*pinches self* Yeah I am still alive. Seems I do not get around here much these days. I can remember (what seemed like so long ago) when I first signed up for this site and their were all of 30,000 members. I think I have seen 3 name changes since then and now I see 1,662,539 member. WOW! What growth this place as seen. I should be out there making all sorts of new friends...but I am so freaking addicted to my peeps on myspace that I never take the time to come here. Of course, many of the people on my list here are on my friends list there. I need more friends here, new ones to spark my interest and keep me motivated to come back. LOL

Yea Poem
just a poem I sit here now wondering why i must always be such an idiot or be so stupid in the many things i try to do and accomplish in this here life of mine. All i seem able to do, is make a mess of each task i try these hands of mine at. People are always telling me how wonderful it is when you fall in love with someone. Well, for me, all it has done is create more problems than joy and happiness. Seems like old rednecks like myself, are not destined to find that feeling. Should i try to just not look for it anymore and allow it to just come and find me? I honestly do now know any longer just what i should do. This one emotion always has only brought me more pain that happiness and it truly does hurt. So i guess i will do my very best to not go out looking for it any more, but allow myself to be found by that one magnificent emotion we all want and dream of in this life we live. Just hope that one day, i too shall know just what love is!! p.j.page 1/23/08 4

Yeap This Is So Me
I might not be the most beautiful or the sexiest...Nor do I have the perfect body...I might not be your first choice...But I am a GREAT choice...I don't pretend to be someone else.....Cause I am too GOOD at being ME...I might not be proud of some of the things I've done...But I am proud of who I am today...Take me as I am...or watch me ...as I go!

15 Year Old Troubles
I am on my own I have found no purpose in my life I drink when I can to forget the time Drugs are my friend allow me to snap in school My grades when to hell Like I probably will to I have followed the line Til I was about ten I am 15 now And know that my life is dead I talk to my mom She cries when she hears my pain SHe does not try to see my life Only her own in vain My dad is a drunk He is terrible to my mom I she is so withdrawn I will walk this plank Magic roulette which will surely take my life Or maybe I will hang myself to make sure it is done right I can step off this cliff and there will be no ifs I have found away to end my loneliness today Then this man in red says blows your brains out so I can have yur soul again Then comes this light in white He looks at me and cries What a sad soul he is He looks at me and says I am sad You walk alone and you dont know right I died for you so you knew it was my time But I turned to him and said no one shar

26 Years To Late?
Well I have been working so hard these last 3 months but I have passed the GED test. Thank God!! If there was one thing I would tell anyone is to graduate High school. It gets so hard the older you get. Although there were five people in my class and they all have been in there for a year and I did it in 1 1/2 months. So that makes me feel pretty dam good. The worst thing about that is there still in the class.

Years Fly
I became a father at such a young age. We worked so hard to get the girls raised. It seems as if time has flown. Because now they are grown with kids of their own. When they were young we never had time to spend. Always had work to do, It seemed to never to end. Always fingerprints to wipe, and messes to clean. Piles of dirty diapers, and laundry unseen. Then one day my house was quiet, something was wrong. I couldn't put my finger on it but something was gone. I walked through the house to try and see. If I could find what it was that was bothering me. Then there were a knock on my door. I opened it up and was met by love and smiles galore. Standing there before my eyes were my childern and my grandchildren. I realized than that this is what was missing, the void was now filled. Time spent with our children can be hurried and rushed but I was rewared with grandkids who can fill my older years with nothing but love.

25 Years Of Marriage
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, "Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year Old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....I shut up and took out the trash.

31 Years In Prison Eh
This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as Either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? - Guilty 2. Gotten a hickey? - Guilty 3. Dated your best friend? -Guilty 4. Sung in the shower? - Guilty 5. Spit in someone's drink? - Innocent 6. Dumped someone? - Guilty 7. Opened your Christmas presents early? - Guilty 8. Lied to a friend? - Guilty 9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? - innocent 10. Had more than five REAL(over 4 months) bf/gfs? -Guilty 11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? - Guilty 12. Ran through the sprinklers naked?- Guilty 13. Ate food that fell on the floor? - innocent 14. Went outside naked?- Guilty 15. Flashed somebody? - Guilty 16. Mooned somebody? - Guilty 17. Been on

The Year 2006
Hi Everyone, This is my first blog but i though I would write about how I am feeling at the moment, I guess overall Not very Good! It has been One crap year, Let me tell you all about my year so far!! (I am not doing this for Sympathy btw) Well I dont know about you guys but what a crap start to 2006, Everything going wrong!! I feel pretty down and depressed!!!But thank you to all my wonderful friends that have helped cheered me up, (chris, Trent, And The lovely marina, You guys rock)and all my other many friends, (just knew these guys before LC) its not going to bring back my loss! But thanx you guys luv you all!! I mean, Comeon how bad can the year 2006 get, here is some of the things that have happened this year!! First my dad passes away, I fail my driving test, lost My ring (family airloom) I fail another driving test A friend of the family dies My mates at work Leave Oh yeah my bag get snatced.. Loose my phones .. money.. All ID I upset a close frind - Sorry

10 Years
Okay the year is 1996, and the month is April, and the day the 11. I'm on a bus with a few other people, and I see the sign, Welcome to Lackland Air Force Base, Texas. Yup that's it, now all of a sudden it's hit me, like a ton of bricks. I'm scared. Yeah I knew that I was going to be in the military, but man was I not ready for it. I was only 19 years old...and fresh out of high school, well a few months out of high school but still. Well I finish my basic training and go to tech school and finish that up. Get to my first duty station and get an eye opener, of how the real Air Force is. I meet my first supervisor, Arthur Coleman, staff sergenant type. Me being the young, A1C type was scared and kept my mouth shut alot. Well Art, took care of me for the first 8 months before he had to get out for Medical reasons. Then I get put into support and learn more stuff and get praised, that I was the only Airman on the shift working the counter and getting tool boxes out for the morning rush. I

Year Of The Pig
Element: Water Heading: North-North-East Color: Dark Blue Yin/Yang: more Yin Chinese Name: ZHU Meaning: Honesty Sign Order: Twelfth Season: Autumn Favorable Month: November Counterpart: Scorpio Friend: Rabbit, Goat Foe: Snake Positives: Sincere, Gregarious, Diligent, Generous, Obliging, Unpretentious Negatives: Naive, Materialistic, Superficial, Pigheaded, Gullible, Lazy Famous Pigs: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Callas, Fred Astair, Julie Andrews, Woody Allen, Lucille Ball, Bogart PIG BABY: The Pig is delightfully patient as a baby. While all the other harassed parents are frantically rushing around trying to get everything done in time because otherwise baby will throw a tantrum, the Pig baby will sit there happily gurgling away until you are ready. Pig babies are also wonderfully friendly and generous by nature. Even as infants they will try and make sure that whatever they have is shared with those closest to them. At times the Pig can opt for the easy life,

Year Away From Home
One year ago today, I was in the sky somewhere between Newfoundland and Edmonton, on the beginning of a very uncertain journey. I had almost forgotten the date, except my mother reminded me yesterday. Since my three-month misadventure up North, I've found a solid footing here in Lloydminster and Vermilion. There's a lot of negative things I can say about the Wal*Mart Corporation, and have plans to do so in future editorials. Since I started working there however, I have met some good people and became stronger both physically and emotionally. Speech therapy is boosting my self-confidence, which was sadly lacking before. I'm feeling optimistic about life and the new challenges ahead. I have the weekend off! Time for some beer!

4 Years...
Okay, it's been 4 years since I've had sex. Technically, I was 19 years old, thus I haven't had sex since I was a teenager. Isn't that funny? Hell, I feel like laughing at myself. I've spent 4 years occupying myself with work, playing music, everything but relationships. I guess I've tried to avoid them. I figured if I was meant to be with someone, damnit, they could find me. I got pretty tired of having my heart trampled upon and all that nonsense, and wasn't good at seeking out girls... couldn't handle the college scene, the bar scene, etc. So, for some reason, after all this time, the little light of hope has started to flicker inside my heart. I'm starting to feel human again, which I think I thought of myself as a robot for awhile. Let's just hope that little candle that just fired up doesn't set the whole forest ablaze like it has in the past. Hooray!

29years And Holding
29 AND HOLDING Back in 69’ was when I first felt your presence. I can still see you coming through the door, And suddenly your presence came over me, I never was the same anymore. I’ve carried you with me As though you were mine to keep, Unaware of the years and tears That I’d have to weep. Through the years I’ve had heartaches, They passed with time they’re put to rest. But in my quietest moments, Our memories put me through the test. But only in my quiet moments Can I think these thoughts. For I know the heartaches That can be bought. I’ve always loved you And I always will, But since you left me My heart can’t be still. My heart still feels the warmth Though left out in the cold. My hands still reach out for yours, As though they are there to hold. 29 Years and holding Onto a gift from up above Given but just a moment To capture

35 Year Old Grandmother
So I want all the world to know I am 35 years old and in January of 07 I will be the proud Grandmother of Nevaeh Destinee. What a joy to be young enouph to enjoy her. I love you John and Brigette thank you for making me a very proud and happy Grandma!!

20 Years
Wow.. 20 years passed .. I can still remember walking to school every morning in all sorts of weather .. not really caring what was going to happen at school just as long as I could hang out with my friends and have some fun .. and now here I am 20 years later . .and I get my notification from Classmates.com .. Damn .. and we are spread out all over the place . not that I thought we'd all stay in Connecticut forever .. I do still keep in touch with a few people . My First and Best friend Heidi .. and another of my best friends Maura .. both of whom I adore ..it just floors me how fast the time flies .. We were the Platt Panthers.. and Every year on thanksgiving . we'd do our yearly battle with the Maloney Trojans .. So .. for our 20th . they want us all to come to the Field wearing our Blue and Gold in support of the team .. I wont be going .. but Ill be there in Spirit .. and Cherring them on all the way .. I can still see the bus of Football players coming down the street hor

The Year In Review For A Blonde
The Year in Review for a Blonde January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... "duh"..... bottles won't fit in typewriter ! ! ! March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years !" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out ! ! ! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets ! ! ! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July- Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms ! ! ! August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm.....car swamped, because top was down. September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is "C".....isn't it ? ? ? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I

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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i sho

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Grandma... Dear Grandma, have I told you today I love you. have I told you, you mean the world to me. Dear Grandma, remember when, everything was fun exciteing, the world was our play ground. Dear grandma, Life has changed, some for the good some for the bad, but never my love for you. Dear Grandma, you were there through the dark, my beaken of light, my encourageing word. Dear Grandma, my heart aches, my tears fall, my mind races, and you wipe my tears and tell me its going to be okay. Dear Grandma, I miss you, where have you gone, where is my encourageing word for the day.... Dear Grandma, rest, be happy, watch over me from above, Dear Grandma, for ever in my heart, for ever in my thoughts, for ever my grandma. Dear Grandma, where did you go, I need you, my heart breaks..... Dear God, watch over my beloved grandmother, care for her, and help her know, we all love her so... by Kathryn B. Brown added notes>>>>> Death is a part of lif

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THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005: Crack Found On Governor's Daughter (Imagine that!) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There A Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if you wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [Atta Kid!] Miners Refuse To Work After Death [Those good-for-nothin' lazy pos's!] Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope For Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked To Low Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charg

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45 Year-Old Slut by English Bob © Some people think that, when you get past the age of 40, your sex life slows down. Well, that was certainly not the case with Bernice and me. My wife has always been an outrageous flirt, but until just after her 45th birthday, I didn't really know how far she'd go - boy, did I ever find out! "You really want me to do that?" asked my wife, Bernie. "Oh, god, honey, you'll never know how much. I've wanted it for such a long time, I think since the first day we met, but I've never had the courage to ask either you or George before now! What do you say? Will you do it?" The question I'd just asked my wife, shortly after her 45th birthday party, seemed so strange even as it came out. George was one of my best friends and I'd wanted him to make love to Bernice for as long as I could remember. I had finally been able to bring the subject up after a game of squash a few nights ago. George and I had just hit the showers after a particularly gruelin

A 47 Year-old Lady Gets A Facelift.
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am"? The man replies "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try." The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess." After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!" The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?" The old man replies "I was standing behind you at McDonald's."

231 Years
Today we celebrate 231 years since the birth of our Corps. Today we celebrate Men like Dan Daily, Chesty Puller, Carlos Hathcock, Archblald Henderson, Alfred M. Grey! Today we celebrate the name Teufelhundenden (Devil Dog)! Today we celebrate the raising of the flag on Mount Suribachi! Today we celebrate Belleu Wood, Tarawa, guam, okinawa, Iwo Jima, Inchon, Chosin Reservoir, Da nang, Van toung, Quang Tri, Granada, Kuwait airport, Khafji, Baghdad, Tikrit, Kandahar, Jalabad, Kabul! Today we celebrate all the battles fought by our brothers that changed the course of World history! Today we celebrate all of our tradgies! Today we celebrate our brothers that have made the altimate sacrafise in the name of our country and Corps! Today take time to think of the Marines around the world in harms way. Today say a prayer our brother Marines and our Corps. Happy Birthday Devil dogs Please send this to all of our brothers you can! Walter J Allen former corporal of Marines Work

1 Year Since Eddie Guerro's Passing Some Links To A Tribute
I Just hope WWE handles it with class and not another stupid Storyline. I am a paid member of this site, but it looks like this is on the free side. http://www.pwinsider.com ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF EDDIE GUERRERO'S PASSING by PWInsider.com Staff @ 12:00:00 AM on 11/13/2006 Today marks the sad first anniversary of the passing of former WWE champion Eddie Guerrero. In honor of Guerrero's memory, PWInsider.com has compiled this look back at Guerrero's career and legacy. We ask that everyone join PWInsider.com in remembering the Guerrero family on this sad anniversary. Page 2 - Looking Back At the Life And Career Of Former WWE World Champion Eddie Guerrero by Mike Johnson Page 3 - Dave Scherer Remembers Eddie Guerrero Page 4 - Mat Classic: Eddie Guerrero vs. Brock Lesnar by Buck Woodward & Mike Johnson Page 5 - Mat Classic: Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio by Buck Woodward Page 6 - Mat Classic: Eddie Guerrero in Ring Of Honor Page 7 - Mat Classic: Eddie Guerrero v

4 Years Is Along Time
hey everybody whats up. Well i just started talking to my middle sis again after 4 years. We had alot of things happen in the family and we all quit talking and there was no contract and well my babysis found her online and they started talking and now me and her are talking and i got to meet my wonderful 2 nephews and my neice and they are so cute and i have miss out on alot but i will make up for it and i hope the rest of my family can forgive and become whole again because family is the most important people in life and its short to be fighting.

10 Years
Ok for those who don't know I have been married for 10 years to the day. I just realized it when my wife texted me and said "Happy Anniversary" which surprised the hell out of me. Now on to the confusing part me and her haven't been together now for at least 3 years. We seperated because I became disabled and she couldn't handle all the pressure that came with it. She says its because i gave up living but thats kinda funny because I am still here.So do I continue to celebrate with each year or not because we aren't living together.Its just hard for me to think we are together. She now has a little boy with another man and even if there was a chance that we could work it out I don't think I could be around a child thats not mine.So anyways she thinks its 10 years I only consider it 7 years that we were together. Am I right or is she right?

2 Year Anniversay Of My Move To La.
This is the 2 yeat anniversary of my move to L.A . I quit the show last night, spent today waiting for the plumber to leave, then off to get my glasses from my eye doctor and get a little retail therapy at Ann Taylor. I majorly scored 5 pieces on sale totalling $100 which meant thay I wualified to recieve rwo $25 gift cards given when you spend $50... so it really only cost $50 for 2 pairs of pants, 2 skirts and a cress. Damn I'm good!

Years To Hate Love
For 18 years I hated love No one would dear look at me Or even trust me, maybe it was The fact that I was ugly Brown skinned midget with J.Lo's ass Friendly, kind, and funny and I still had class For 18 years I hated love All that time I couldn't trust her She carried the same estrogen as my mother So I couldn't even look her in the face And tell her I loved her Man, 18 crazy years Let's go to my freshman year That's when my identity started to appear Actually I started my sophomore year When I actually met her She actually addressed me the day She started roasting my hair She told everyone in class she had A crush on me and loved to stare The look on her face, I knew she wished we Were a pair I had nothing to waste; all I had was time to spare Next thing I know she's making love To my associates Cupid misfired, that was mad inappropriate For 18 years I hated love On year 18 I met her she was Half Costa Rican black It was long distance, I must have be despe

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Love Something that's alwayz scared and yet intrigued me Something that can easily be misconstrue by others Something so complex yet so simple Love Something I've yearned for Yearned for on many levels and in many ways Let me explain I yearn for the love of others as friends To be accepted as the real me To be cared about at all times To be heard even at the darkest hours I yearn for the love of a lover Not only for sex like some look for But someone I can hold Someone I can entrust my soul in Someone I can share my needs and desires with Someone I can discover my true potential with I yearn for the love of a family A family that accepts me for my imperfections A family that has my back no matter what A family that knows the true me A family that doesn't dwell on my past mistakes But help me through the future I yearn for love at all degrees Love Something that's alwayz captivated Something that can easily be misapprehended Something that I've alwayz longed

10 Years Ago
well 10 years ago my life changed drasticaly....my son was born. Now normaly this would be a happy day, but for me it was scary. you see as soon as I gave birth to My son, they rushed him to the neo-natal intensive care unit. I was not told anything but he still had fluid in his lungs. I did not see him until the next day. I did not even get to hold him that day he was born. The next day I was able to, but he had leads and lines attatched to him. This was also the day I knew something was wrong with him. When babies spit up, it is usualy just a little bit, well James could hit something two feet away. The nurses told me it was normal and that it would get better. It didn't. He was losing weight, and sleeping 23 hours a day. The homecare nurse came and I showed her what he was doing. She assured me that it was not normal. We ended up going to the ER for something and the nurse told me it was the way I was doing things. So I passed James to her and told her to show me. Well he spit up al

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the year is indeterminate, but what is happening is ever so clear to me..2nd pangea had come, the time when the continents drifted together again, opposite side of the planet from origional pangea. the government, had only kept us around until now because the vast distances put between "tribes" brought about the need for money, for commerce, so that they could pay the taxes required to import and export certain goods for monetary purposes, and now, since the re-union of these land masses, 2nd pangea had come, and now china was on the other side of a great salt river, and the poeple no longer needed the government to conduct these actions in our place, we could grab a boat and be in russia in a matter of hours, the government decided that the anarchy would be too much, we were no longer needed for our money, and they decided to kill off any who were not a part of that process....and this is where i come into play, for the first part of three.... i stand on the front of a tank that h

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Little Ramy was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Ramy, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, RAMY described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soo

30 Years In Prison
This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 1. Dated outside your race? guilty! 2. Been given a hickey? so guilty! 3. Sung in the shower? guilty! 4. Spit in someone's drink? innocent...i wouldn't want anyone to spit in mine! 5. Opened your Christmas presents early? extremely guilty! 6. Lied to a friend? guilty! 7. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? innocent...what is the Goonies! 8. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? Shit hell naw....innocent! 9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? innocent! 10. Ran through the sprinklers naked? not yet...haha innocent! 11. Ate food that fell on the floor? duh...guilty! 12. Went outside naked? guilty.never thought i would ever do it.. 13. Bee

The Year 2012 - Speculation And Predictions
2012 (MMXII) will be a leap year starting on Sunday of the Gregorian calendar. The year 2012 in the Gregorian Calendar corresponds to the years 5772 and 5773 in the Hebrew Calendar. Predicted events for 2012 January January 23 - Chinese New Year and scheduled new moon. This time of year is associated with the Water-Dragon in Chinese astrology. February --- March --- April April 7 - Jewish Passover (Pesach) April 15 - 100th Anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic May May 19 - Saturday Night Live's contract is up May 20 - Annular solar eclipse, a Sunday French Presidential election, also occurring on May 20th June June 6 - Second and last solar transit of the planet Venus of this century; the next pair is predicted to occur in 2117 and 2125. July July 1 - The first possible government in Hong Kong elected by Universal suffrage take office. July 27 - Opening ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, United Kingdom August A

97 Years
97 years and counting (12/04/2006) The Canadiens are celebrating their 97th anniversary on December 4. Here is a look back at some of the memorable moments that have marked the franchise's birthday over the years. Goals scored by Jean Beliveau, including the game-winner, in a 7-5 win over the Blackhawks in Chicago on December 4, 1960. The hat trick was the 11th of Beliveau’s brilliant career. Number of Canadiens victories over the Rangers, their favorite December 4th foe. Number of goals scored by the Canadiens in an 8-1 win over the Bruins on December 4, 1993, the highest goal total ever notched by Montreal on their birthday. Total number of points put up by Jacques Lemaire on Dec. 4 over the course of his career. Lemaire’s greatest performance on the Canadiens’ B-day came in 1971, when he exploded for three goals and two assists in a win over Vancouver. Jacques Lemaire did his share of celebrating on December 4 during this Hall of Fam

65 Years Ago Today..
"Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representatives: yesterday, December 7th, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." "The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with its Government and its Emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific. Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in the American island of Oahu, the Japanese Ambassador to the United States and his colleague delivered to our Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack." "It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately pl

16 Years
For 16 years you were here, Standing beside me all of this time. I could not see it was you, I could not feel you then, From the wall I built inside of me. Now you’ve opened up my eyes, You woke the love inside, behind the wall. You opened my eyes, Brought something back to life, something thought had long died, I hope it’s not too late, can we rejuvenate, this love once lost. I hope there’s still some time Can we start our life anew, Can I make right this mess, that’s become of us. I love you so much still, don’t want to let you go; don’t want to lose it all, all over again.

116 Years Old Wow. I Just Don't Want To Have To Wear Depends
Dec 11, 4:50 PM ET MEMPHIS, Tenn. - Elizabeth "Lizzie" Bolden, recognized as the world's oldest person, died Monday in a nursing home, the home's administrator said. She was 116. Bolden was born Aug. 15, 1890, according to the Gerontology Research Group, a Los Angeles organization that tracks the ages of the world's oldest people. Guinness World Records recognized Bolden as the oldest person in the world in August after the death of Maria Esther de Capovilla of Ecuador, who also was 116. Bolden died at the Mid-South Health and Rehabilitation Center, a nursing home where she had been living for several years, said the center's administrator, Charlotte Pierce. Bolden suffered a stroke in 2004, and her family said she spoke little after that and slept much of the time. Family members said this year that Bolden had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchild

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You Should Have Been Born Under: You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam. You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing. Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long. Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word. You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger. What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

Yearnings!
Firery kiss like drops of the sun hungering to taste your flesh again missing you so each passing moment though your scent still lingers on me I count the seconds as I spend sleepless nights, I toss and turn, a storm tossed ship adrift at sea hoping for landfall upon your shores yes, I have yearned for you and I have burned for you waiting for your safe return to fill my outstretched arms

75 Year Old Man......
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened,and the man explains, "Well, first I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing. Then with her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

Years
Although I do not know what lies ahead in the years to come I do know what I pray for Although I long to find a unique kind of love and have someone to add to my family to care for I know I should always be thankful for the things that I do have in my life I wish that love was as easy as hate to be felt in the world that is of today But then how would we be able to know when we are loved if it was around us throuhout the years Would we appreciate are loved ones as we do now or would the years make us take it all for granted The years that we live are supposed to make us wise in our decissions But when we see pain in the eyes of loved ones that is when we know we have so much more to learn I would never want to lose any of the years that I have lived, But I often wonder how many more lie ahead Thats when I know I will be thankful for the years yet to come

The Year In Review
2006: [ ] Sucked for me [ ] Was awesome! [x] Was ok. It was awesome sometimes, then sucked sometimes. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- In 2006 I... [ ] Dumped someone [ ] Was dumped by someone [X] Dyed my hair [ ] Failed a class [X] Fell in love {shhhh!} [ ] Had love at first sight [ ] Had more than one boyfriend/ girlfriend [ ] Snuck out of my house [X] Stayed up all night [X] Cried because I missed someone [ ] Had detention(s) [ ] Missed curfew [ ] Kissed someone who I regret kissing [ ] Made honor roll [ ] Didn't make honor roll [X] Danced crazily with my friends all night [X] Gained confidence [X] Lost a friend(s) [X] Gained new friends [X] Changed my look -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- In 2007 I want to... [ ] Be more outgoing [ ] Get better grades [ ] Care less about how I look [X]Care more about how I look [ ] Be crazier [ ] Get a new bf/ gf [X] Stay with the bf/ gf I have right now [ ] Keep my resolution [ ]To be more o

3 Years Today... Love You Mom
Mom, Well here it is again, Jan 4th, the day I hate the most. It's 10:15am... I can still hear the phone that rang 3 years ago at this time. How Dad could only say... "Tom your Mom's down and the paramedics are here. It's not good get over here now." I barely remember running down the stair to the garage and getting in the car. How I drove I don't even know but I got there. Just in time to see the paramedics walk out with their equipment.It was over before it even started. Boy was I pissed at God that day and for some time afterwards. I've long since forgiven him... kind of funny too. A little guy like me thinking I have any right to tell God I forgive him. I truly believe though he understands how I felt and what I mean so I'm not too worried. I still have a hard time stopping by your grave to see you. I'm sorry for that. I guess part of me is holding onto that tiniest thread of denial. You know if I don't see you there then I can fool myself that you aren't gone. Well

A Year In Review?
Well once again, it's time to put something out there. It's been several weeks since I have. I had originally thought the best way to throw out a good blog would be to do a sort of wrap-up of 2006, and a list of goals for 2007... Then my brain actually turned ON and I said to myself... "Why bother?" Let's face it, 2006 was just like any other year. Babies were born, people died, and life went on for the other 98% of the people in the world. Good times were had, bad times were had, so what's the use of rehashing it all in some sort of symbolic representation of what amounts to a simple accumulation of days that make up a Gregorian Calender Year. So we did things we maybe wish we hadn't done, and could take back. We had some bad experiences that we wish hadn't happened, but what ever, they happened. Let's not be completely down on the year though, because there were definately good points too. Accomplishments, events of good fortune, good times had with friends, whatever, there wer

A 78 Year-old Man
A 78 year-old man came into the Doctor's office and complained of being tired. The Doctor asked if he'd done anything unusual lately. The man said, "Well, Wednesday night I picked up a 20 year old secretary, went back to her place, and nailed her 3 times. Thursday, I met a 19 year old waitress at the diner and we went out to Lover's Rock and made love 4 times. Friday, I went out with an 18 year old friend of my granddaughter's and we ended up making it in the back of my Ford. Saturday I was lured into a motel by 17 year old twins..." The Doctor said, "That's absolutely astonishing. But with all the dangers of sex these days, I hope you took proper precautions..." "Of course," the old geezer replied, "I game 'em all phony names..."

Years Gone By
I was content to come home after a nite of work and go to sleep. But something had me check my old mail box and I recieved a pleasant suprise for the new year. We will see how it goes. I wanna be hopefull about the outcome coz I need to get some before I explode. I can almost see the whole meeting right now. From what she will be wearing to what I hope to do to her. I will talk to you guyz later with a whole new random thought.

A Year On My 'puter!
SUMMARY OF THIS PAST YEAR ON MY COMPUTER: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that

10 Year Survey
10 yr survey Body: 10 YEARS AGO.... it was JAN 1997 1.) How old were you? 2.) Where did you go to school? 3.) Where did you work? 4.) Where did you live? 5.) Where did you hang out? 6.) Did you wear glasses? 7.) Who was your best friend? 8.) How many tattoos did you have? 9.) How many piercings did you have?: 10.) What car did you drive? 11.) Had you been to a real party yet? 12.) Had your heart broken? 13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: FIVE YEARS AGO....................................................... It was January 2002... 1.) How old were you? 2.) Where did you go to school? 3.) Where did you work? 4.) Where did you live? 5.) Where did you hang out? 6.) Did you wear glasses? 7.) Who was your best friend? 8.) Who was your regular-person crush? 9.) How many tattoos did you have? 10.) How many piercings did you have? 11.) What car did you drive?

7 Year Old Explenation Of Sex
This is how a kid explains sex: Little Travis was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Travis, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, travis described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them

Yearly Neologism Contest
"So once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words." The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a

The Year You Were Born
In 1972 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon is president of the US President Nixon approves NASA's space shuttle, a reusable spacecraft, at a cost of $5.5 billion Nixon arrives in China for an 8 day visit, which he calls a "journey for peace" While campaigning for the presidency Alabama Governor George C. Wallace is shot and seriously wounded Five men are arrested in the Watergate office complex in DC for breaking into the offices of the Democratic National Committee Hurricane Agnes strikes the East Coast causing 117 deaths First scientific hand-held calculator (HP-35) os introduced for $395 Shaquille O'Neal, Jennifer Garner, The Rock, The Notorious B.I.G., Cameron Diaz, Eminem, and Alyssa Milano are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl VI Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup The Godfather is the top grossing film Pink Floyd debuts "The Dark Side of the Moon" during a performance at London's Rainbow Theate

The Year Of The Wolf
THE YEAR OF THE WOLF I have returned from this nothing The dead loneliness of the evermore I have transformed from a seed And now i have grown...come walk with me And i shall lead you through the nothing to return here,again as the wolf of the moon This is the year,this is the time

10 Years Ago I Was!!!!!
---------------10 years ago-------------------- 1.) How old were you? 23 2.) Where did you go to school? NOVA 3.)Where did you work? For uncle Sam 4.) Where did you live? Fort Myer, VA. 5.) Where did you hang out? VA, DC, MD 6.) Did you wear glasses? N/A 7.) Who were your best friends? 40, SISCO, AND SAINT IES! 8.) How many tattoos did you have? ONE 9.) How many piercings did you have? ONE 10.) What car did you drive? MUSTANG 11.) Had you been to a real party? YES SIRR! 12.) Had your heart broken? YES 13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: ALL ----------------5 years ago---------------------- 1.)How old were you? 28 2.) Where did you go to school? school of life 3.) Where did you work? Stiil kickin it with Uncle Sam 4.) Where did you live? Woodbridge VA 5.) Where did you hang out? VA, DC, Philly, and MD 6.) Did you wear glasses? N/A 7.) Who was your best friend? wifey 8.) Who was your crush? I plead tha 5th 9.) How many tattoos did you have? two 10.) Ho

Year In Review
---------------10 years ago-------------------- 1.) How old were you? 25 2.) Where did you go to school? colorado 3.)Where did you work? CASHIER AT THE PIER 4.) Where did you live? SANTA MONICA,CA 5.) Where did you hang out? THE PIER 6.) Did you wear glasses? N/A 7.) Who were your best friends? MAVERIK,RAY AND ALEX! 8.) How many tattoos did you have? 2 9.) How many piercings did you have? 3 10.) What car did you drive? HONDA ACCORD 11.) Had you been to a real party? YES SIRR! 12.) Had your heart broken? YES 13.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: TAKEN ----------------5 years ago---------------------- 1.)How old were you? 31 2.) Where did you go to school? N/A 3.) Where did you work? MANAGER OF COMFORT INN 4.) Where did you live? SACREMENTO , CA 5.) Where did you hang out? HOME 6.) Did you wear glasses? CONTACTS 7.) Who was your best friend? THE HOMIES:ALEX,RAY,AND JASON 8.) Who was your crush? RAY " DUECE" 9.) How many tattoos did you have? 4 10.) How m

The Year Is 1906
?? THE YEAR 1906?? This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1906. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1906: ************************************ The average life expectancy was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower! The average wage in 1906 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year A competent accountant could expect to earn $2,000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME. Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATIO

The Year I Was Born
In 1964 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US After riots break out, Panama suspends relations with he US Cassius Clay becomes heavyweight champion when Sonny Liston throws in the towel in the sixth round in Miami Near Anchorage, the strongest earthquake ever to strike North America kills 117 Worst soccer disaster in history occurs when rioting and panic kills over 300 in Liverpool Hundreds of white college students work for civil rights in the south during "Freedom Summer" South Africa sentences Nelson Mandela to life in prison Kemeny and Kurtz create BASIC (Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code), an easy to learn high level programming language Nicolas Cage, Jeff Bezos, Rob Lowe, Elle Macpherson, Courteney Cox Arquette, and Keanu Reeves are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series Cleveland Browns win the NFL championship Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup "I Want to Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles rele

5 Years Ago
I'm not asking anyone to care. I'm not asking anyone to love me. I just needed to write about this. 5 years ago, I was told my mom had liver cancer that had several lesions (mets) on her brain. The cancer had never been seen before, they didn't know how to treat it and the prognosis wasn't good. They asked what did we want to do or what her wishes were. From my own experience of working 15 years in the medical field, I knew the odds. I had to make the toughest decision of my life and told them to make her a "DNR comfort measures only." She died a week later on 1/31/02 There were 2 other incidents that happened around that time that really would have shaken many people up. I had them hit all at once. My best friend at the time said she was amazed that I didn't put a bullet through my head having to deal with all of it. I didn't deal with it all. I went into "Auto Pilot". I just shut down and turned to the internet. I met some really wonderful people that helped

100 Years From Now
100 Years from now it will not matter what Car I drove, what House I lived in, or how much Money I had in the bank... But someday the World may be A better place, because I was Important in the Life of a Child.

110 Year Old Iron Bed
Okay I have been asked what was wrong with me today...let me just tell you what is going on..... First of all I woke up because I had fallen out of my 110 year old iron bed...on the wrong side now mind you..(seriously i think the 5 year old kicked me out on purpose)..then i haul my sore butt up out off the floor...started walking out of the room and tripped over the cord to the fan...(did i mention i was on the wrong side of the bed....i would not have tripped if it was on the side it was supposed to be on!!) Well if that is not funny enough...i go to bathroom looking through hazey sleepy eyes...and sit down without looking...now you would think with an 8 year old and 5 year old boy in the house i would know better...but nnnooooo....not me....so yes you guessed it I FELL IN!! damn those kids....I think i heard them laughing to....ooooo when i catch them....i know they do it on purpose...sigh...well then i call somebody I wanted to talk to and as soon as I hung up i realized I ha

The Year's "best Comeback" Line(you'll Love This One!!)
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility.... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is i

The Year I Was Born
In 1970 (the year you were born) Richard Nixon is president of the US A federal jury finds the "Chicago 7" innocent of conspiring to incite riots during the 1968 Democratic National Convention The lunar spacecraft Apollo 13 splashes down in the Pacific after near catastrophe The first Earth Day is marked by millions of Americans participating in anti-pollution demonstrations At Kent State University, National Guardsmen fire into a crowd killing four student antiwar demonstrators A powerful earthquake claims 50,000 lives in Peru 18 year olds are given the right to vote in federal elections Tidal wave driven by cyclone from Bay of Bengal hits East Pakistan, killing hundreds of thousands An anti-war rally is held at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, attended by John Kerry, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey, Andre Agassi, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Lopez, and Matt Damon are born Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Kansas City Chiefs win

8 Years And It Still Hurts
Its coming up on 8 years now since you have passed away and here I am so painfully sad. How can I be okay? A part of me has gone with you and now Im not complete. Inside Im breaking down each day. Im on the verge of defeat. It hurts so bad inside right now. Im finally breaking down. This happens to me every year. Im empty with you not around. Always know that you are that special part of me, the part I cant have back. I miss you son and its so hard here. Without you my world is black.

The Year 2007
Something funny that was sent to me and I'm sure many of you have seen something similar. But still a worthy read..... You know you are living in 2007 when 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11.

The Year I Was Born
In 1982 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US The space shuttle Columbia completes its first operational flight Actor John Belushi is found dead of a drug overdose in a West Hollywood hotel Automobile manufacturer John Delorean is arrested and charged with possession of 59 pounds of cocaine The first artificial heart is implanted in American Barney Clark The Cable News Network, or CNN, is launched 750,000 people rally against nuclear weapons in New York City's Central Park Time Magazine's Man of the Year was for the first time given to a non-human, a computer The first computer virus, written by Rich Skrenta, escapes into the wild Kirsten Dunst and Elisha Cuthbert are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XVI New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is the top grossing film Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off of a live bat thrown at him during a performance

3 Years Ago Today
3 years ago today my grandma passed away and that was the saddest day in a long time but then 3 days later my daughter was born so i was sad and happy at the same time...so everyone out there that has lost a loved one be strong.. it will be hard but u can do it... to all my friends love you all xoxoxoxo

Yearning
Do you know how it feels like to wait for a kiss from you? Do you know what my heart endures? Your ever so soft kisses as you take me in your arms and hold me so tight. How I long for you to return. I think of you every hour, minutes and seconds that go by. I love you and admire your care. You are my forever love. As darkness, falls close your eyes and dream of me. I am forever yours.

3 Years!
Well the time is approaching faster then i wanted, the 3 year mark is here. Come monday early morning, it will be 3 years from when i got the phone call i never wanted to get. I will never forget that morning, waking just a few minutes before the phone rang with the heaviest feeling i had ever felt in my heart, as i answered the phone all i heard was my older sister trying so hard to hold it together say " Dee, moms gone." At that moment in time everything stopped, and dead scilence fell across the hpone line between me and her. then i heard her sniffle and i began to cry. I realised the woman who gave me life, just lost hers. the next few weeks till the funeral seemed to drag. i have never felt as lost as i did then. i remember being mad cause i didnt get to talk to her 1 last time, being mad i didnt get to tell her i loved her again, and being so pissed feeling she left me. I remember my friends telling me she would always be with me. then that seemed like the right thing to say

A Year Old Haunting Dream
Your crying in a slightly darkend room, I cannot see your face. Tears are dripping, in this small room, this small place. Your sobbing, why? Is it my fault, I wonder as you continue to cry. I don't know who you are, but I'll meet you in time. Something keeps me going, I'm trying, this woman is who I've been told not to find. Instead she'll find me apparently, but its hard to erase this dream from my mind. I felt the need to tell you this, I don't know what the impact is. Now you know about this dream, the noises have for now, let me go it seems. If it comes back, and happens once again to me, you will know soon and quickly. *You know who you are,and know this, it confuses me, makes me wonder why I saw you, why I was exposed to this?*

The Year I Was Born
In 1981 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan becomes president of the US Minutes after Ronald Reagan becomes president, Iran releases 52 American hostages that had been held captive for 444 days President Reagan is shot in the chest by would be assassin John Hinkley Space shuttle Columbia, the world's first reusable spacecraft, is sent into space A suspended walkway in the Kansas City Hyatt Regency Hotel collapses, killing 113 A female former lover files a "palimony" suit against tennis star Billie Jean King President Reagan appoints Sandra Day O'Connor to be the first woman on the Supreme Court The Pac-Man video game is introduced in the US Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood, Kelly Rowland, Anna Kournikova, and Britney Spears are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XV New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup Raiders of the Lost Ark is the top grossing film "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes spends the most time at the

Year 1974
In 1974 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford becomes president of the US Hank Aaron hits his 715th home run to beat Babe Ruth's record Impeachment hearings are opened against President Nixon by the House Judiciary Committee President Nixon resigns President Gerald Ford issues an unconditional pardon to ex-President Nixon for all federal crimes Muhammad Ali knocks out George Foreman in the eighth round to regain the heavyweight crown in Zaire Heiress Patty Hearst is kidnapped by and eventually joins the Symbionese Liberation Army Dungeons & Dragons officially released People magazine is published for the first time Kate Moss, Alyson Hannigan, Penelope Cruz, Alanis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Seacrest are born Oakland Athletics win the World Series Miami Dolphins win Superbowl VIII Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Blazing Saddles is the top grossing film All the President's Men by Bernstein and Woodward is published "Killin

5,000-year-old Skeletons Locked In Embrace
ROME (Feb. 7) - It could be humanity's oldest story of doomed love. Archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Neolithic period locked in a tender embrace and buried outside Mantua, just 25 miles south of Verona, the romantic city where Shakespeare set the star-crossed tale of "Romeo and Juliet." Buried between 5,000 and 6,000 years ago, the prehistoric pair are believed to have been a man and a woman and are thought to have died young, as their teeth were found intact, said Elena Menotti, the archaeologist who led the dig. "As far as we know, it's unique," Menotti told The Associated Press by telephone from Milan. "Double burials from the Neolithic are unheard of, and these are even hugging." The burial site was located Monday during construction work for a factory building in the outskirts of Mantua. Alongside the couple, archaeologists found flint tools, including arrowheads and a knife, Menotti said. Experts will now study the artifacts and the skeletons to

800 Years For Child Moltester
SAN JOSE, Calif. - The former roommate of one of the nation's most prolific child molesters was sentenced Friday to at least 800 years in prison for sexually abusing three boys. Fred Everts, 36, was convicted last year of molesting the youngsters, ages 3, 9 and 11. He was sentenced to 800 years to life. Police discovered the crimes two years ago while investigating Dean Arthur Schwartzmiller, who authorities say may have molested hundreds of youngsters over decades and kept detailed logs on the children. Schwartzmiller, 65, was sentenced in January to 152 years in prison for abusing two 12-year-old boys. He and Everts had met in prison on earlier molestation charges and eventually moved in together in San Jose. Steve Fein, who prosecuted both men, said Everts admitted molesting about 40 children, including his 3-month-old biological son. He asked for the maximum sentence of 1,175 years to life. Everts' sentence was compounded under California's three-strikes law because

16 Years Laiter
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot th

67 Year Old Woman
"Did you read about that 67 year old woman who gave birth to twins!! Imagine that!!! The only upside of that is that she could push them in the stroller and breast-feed them at the same time!! - Jay Leno

The Year's Best (actual) Headlines Of 2006:
The Year's Best (actual) Headlines Of 2006: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [hmm!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Do they ever read what they write?] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!] Man Struck By Lightning:

The Year I Was Born In
In 1967 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US President Johnson and Soviet premiere Aleksei Kosygin agree not to let any crisis push them into wore Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first black Supreme Court justice The first home microwave is released by Amana Dave Matthews, Kurt Cobain, Liz Phair, Vin Diesel, Julia Roberts, and Anna Nicole Smith are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup Disney's The Jungle Book and The Graduate are the top grossing films One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is published Paul McCartney announces that all four members of the Beatles have "dropped acid" For the first time, Jimi Hendrix sets his guitar on fire during a concert in London Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is released The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine is published The FCC orders that cigarette ads on tele

The Year That You Were Born
In 1956 (the year you were born) Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US 101 Southern Congressmen call for massive resistance to the Supreme Court desegregation rulings Italian liner Andrea Doria collides with Swedish liner Stockholm and sinks of Nantucket Island An anti-Communist revolt in Hungary is crushed by Soviet troops and tanks Suez crisis occurs in the Middle East Elvis Presley enters the music charts for the first time, with "Heartbreak Hotel". Mel Gibson, Bill Maher, Joe Montana, Tom Hanks, and Larry Bird born New York Yankees win the World Series New York Giants win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Howl and Other Poems by Allen Ginsberg is published Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show The Price is Right game show premieres What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Year Of Pig In The Chinese Astrology!
haha i was surfing and found this i guess is a cool description the page was this http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/horoscope/metal_monkey.htm and yes i am Metal Monkey (June 19, 1980) read and tell me if it tells a bit how i am or it's wrong! what you think? :) METAL MONKEY Horoscope Feb 20, 1920 to Feb 7, 1921 Feb 16, 1980 to Feb 4, 1981 Monkey people, on their merry way to becoming famous, like to strew memorable bits of impishness and practical jokes along the way. Lots of fun, they also possess a serious side and influence a good many people throughout their lifetime. They know how to accomplish the most difficult of tasks with the greatest of enthusiasm, concentration, and ease. Even so, they can easily get discouraged and confused and MUST do things their way! They often become great mathematicians, super chess players, researchers, entrepreneurs or scientists. And, great mentors! Monkeys have a burning passion for knowledge of every kind and they magically are surr

The Year I Was Born
In 1978 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US US Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999 Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the Camp David Accords The US and mainland China announce that they will restore full diplomatic relations Members of Jim Jones' People's Temple commit mass suicide in Guyana Pope John Paul II becomes the first non-Italian pope in centuries Ted Bundy is captured in Florida The first computer bulletin board system is created Garfield debuts in newspapers Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Clay Aiken, and Nelly Furtado are born New York Yankees win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl XII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Saturday Night Fever and Grease are the top grossing films "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees spends the most time at the top of the US charts Diff'rent Strokes and Mork & Mindy premiere What Happened the Year You We

Year Of The Pig Celebrated In Austin...
Awwww.... I missed the celebration in accordance to the story written in the Austin American Statesman today entitled, Year of the Pig celebrated in Austin: Firecrackers, dragons mark traditional celebration at Chinatown Center strip mall. That would have been interesting to attend since my birth year is also the "Year of the Pig". However, my question relates to the last statement made in the article: "According to legend, Buddha invited all the animals to meet him. Only 12 animals came to the meeting: the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. Buddha named a year for each in order of their arrival. He said that those born in a given animal's year would share its personality traits." Source: The British Library So what exactly ARE the personality traits of those born under the animal year of the pig????? Does anyone know???? :D

Yearzero Is Going To Be Fantastic April 17th
http://yearzero.nin.com/ http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/nine_inch_nails_new_album_is_not_a_hip-hop_record.html http://www.myspace.com/nin listen to survivalism super cool. Trent you fuckin rule!!!!

5 Years Of Happiness 15 Of Hell!!!!!
I was hoping to make somethin out of this, but it can't be done. How can you love a liar, a cheat and a person who brings home a disease that could and by the Grace of God didn't get ya so it could kill ya too? Sbould have gone long ago, but I was not strong enough, emotionlly. Don't get me wrong, I'll always care, it just doesn't fall in the love category anymore and I refuse to live like a nun any more on top of all of that. Verbal and emotional abuse, intimidation, b.s. and rarely and I'm sorry unless he's threatened by something like this,by the prospect of my leaving him. Beg as he may my sanity and well-being are more important than his headgames about the teenagers, (youngest about to graduate). Then I will go of to wherever. Love always, Valarie

Year 3000
Ok, my daughter has been driving me stark raving mad with this song by the Jonas Brothers. Which she plays over and over. Cheesey as hell but I am trying to live with it since it's a lot better then some of the music out there that no 11 yr. old should be listening to. Anyway, had me thinking back when I was about her age and what I listened to and loved that was cheesey....I hate to admit it but I can recall that it was some crap by Shawn Cassidy..LMBO I know you're laughing but oh well. Anyone care to share the cheesey song/group they loved way back when? Would love to hear.

1 Year Today
WELL IT'S BEEN 1 YR TODAY THAT ME AND MY MAN WOULD OF BEEN TOGETHER ...EXCEPT HR PASSED ON BEFORE HE COMPLEATED HIS YEAR OUT. I MISS YOU GORDON WAYNE HENRY AND I MISS YOU SOOO DAMN MUCH... YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TILL IT'S GONE... AND TO ME I HAD THE BEST MAN EVER!!!..I KNOW I WILL MAKE IT THROUGH ALL THIS AND GO ON WITH LIFE...SO WHO EVER IS WITH ME NEXT WILL HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH BUT KNOW IF I EVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN YOU WILL HAVE ALL OF ME NOT JUST PART OF ME...I GIVE MY ALL WHEN I'M IN LOVE!!!!

The Year I Was Born
In 1977 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter becomes president of the US Most of the 10,000 Vietnam War draft evaders are pardoned by President Carter Singer Anita Bryant starts her "Save Our Children" crusade against gay rights Elvis Presley dies in his Graceland bathroom Congress creates a Department of Energy Anwar Sadat flies to Jerusalem in a dramatic gesture of willingness to discuss peace Orlando Bloom, Shakira, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Liv Tyler, and Ludacris are born New York Yankees win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XI Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Swedish music group ABBA passes The Beatles as having most records sold Star Wars is the top grossing film The Shining by Stephen King is published "You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone spends the most time at the top of the US charts Three's Company premieres What Happened the Year You Were Born?

The Year Of Stripping Dangerously
The Year of Stripping Dangerously After I left wife #3, I went on a year long binge of cocaine, strippers & vodka. The breakfast, lunch & dinner of champions. Take this as cautionary advice for those among you who find the idea of dating a princess of the pole, cool. If you’re the kind of guy who likes to watch high school cheerleaders, & Catholic schoolgirl outfits, if you’re the kind of guy who crouches over the keyboard late @ night, buying those girls gone wild videos, if you’re the kind of guy…oh who are we kidding, you are that kind of guy. I’ve done the stripclub crawl: observed w/squinted bloodshot eyes & pursed lips, made metric tons of middle notes, jammed thousands of dollars American into hundreds of garters French. I’ve interviewed, questioned & quizzed. I’ve tested the charmin-like firmness of buttocks, the elasticity of young flesh & tasted the ph of stolen kisses. I’ve walked naked & crazed through cheap shag trailer carpet past coked-out kooks who couldn’t “h

35year Old Woman;-)
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing" She asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."

Yea Right
you can trust me yea whatever. been here 3 weeks and have come to the conclusion that there is only one thing that 95% of everyone here is looking for. Too bad because some really good friendships could start here Yes I posted some sexy pics but there is alot more to me than that. Prove me wrong everyone. The pics may just have to go.

The Year So Far...
What a year so far... Current mood: distressed Another weekend down the toilet. Man am I tired of making plans and them being cancelled. I am tired of attitudes as well, always bn miss understood. I don't understand that when u say something the negative way is how everyone takes it. Like when ur just stating a general answer and someone assumes that it was a malicious comment. If anyone has a reason 2b negative its me. I have signed a transfer at my job, and been waiting to tansfer since September, and it looks to be a couple of more months til the transfer takes place. Getting off of a 14hr shift is one of the reasons I signed the transfer, I was tired of it and was starting to be constanly late. Due to me being late I will now b fired the next time I am late. Yet if I had transfered back in September I wouldn't be in this predicament. I also have a union contract with my job coming to a close and it doesn't look good. It seems that we will most likely strike. Thats fine I b

A 90 Year Old Daddy To Be
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter, and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly."

A 70-year-old Man And God
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?'' And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?'' And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

5 Years Of What!?
Iraq war's anniversary sparks protests PORTLAND, Ore. - The fourth anniversary of the war in Iraq brought thousands of anti-war marchers into the streets for largely peaceful protests over the weekend, though a large rally in Portland ended in with scuffles and police using pepper spray. "This is a war to establish U.S. hegemony," said Susan Hay, a high school teacher, who marched Sunday in Portland with her two children and husband. "This is a war to be able to consume everyone else's resources." The clashes with police started after the march, when a small group broke off in scuffles and a standoff that lasted into the evening. At least half a dozen protesters were detained and police used pepper spray at one point. Some said the police overreacted. "They showed a huge amount of force," said Jake Fagan, 21, who said he had lost two friends in Iraq. "But we are just trying to march." Organizers said there might have been as many as 15,000 people at the staging p

20 Years
Thnx for the last 20 years Wow!! The last 20 years just flew by! I look back at all that we've been through and it amazes me that we are still standing here. There is only one explanation, GOD! Thank you Jesus!! For everything, for my husband Steve, I Love You Babe!! Without you none of this would be possible. You are my Hero!!!! My five children Ryan 20, Claire 19, Chris 18, Stephen 17, Britt 16, you guys are awesome! I Love You so MUCH!! My Dad Dennis you came into my life just in time. You showed me what a real man was. Thank you for being the father I always wanted, I Love You soooooo much! My Mom, you will always be the best thing that ever happened to me. If it weren't for you I wouldn't be the person I am today. Independent, Headstrong, Opinionated, Loving, Kind, a little Crazy and Wild (but aren't we all) and Strong…… The word Love is not strong enough for what I feel for you!!!!!!!!!! God I miss you! My Lil Sister, Damn your amazing! I wish I could have been the

7 Year Old Sex Comments
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. " "I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and

80 Years Of Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. H

2 Years Have Gone By??
I just cant believe it. My little man is going to be 2 in just a week. I feel like I just brought him home from the hospital. But when I look back on all the things that have happened in his short little life, it amazes me. Time seems to have flown by so quickly looking at him, but in thinking of all the days of pain, heartache and worry that drug by it seems unreal. We've had 4 deaths in the family, one of which was his grandfather, 4 births including his baby brother and my long long 9 months of pregnancy, his father and I separated, the war rages and rages on slowly every day, my god brother returned from Iraq only to be deployed again, and many many more things...but yet those moments of despair went by so slowly, and we wondered how we would ever get through those moments and if tomorrow would ever come, and yet here I am, looking at my child wondering where those days went, how all those days, 730 to be exact, flew by me, making me wonder if they were real. They didn't rea

Yearly Physical
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

The Year I Was Born
In 1984 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US On a Challenger mission, two astronauts become the first humans to fly free of a spacecraft An Union Carbide insecticide plant in Bhopal, India seeps toxic gas killing over 2,000 Penthouse magazine publishes nude photographs of Miss America Vanessa Williams The Soviet Union boycotts the Los Angeles Summer Olympics Richard Stallman starts developing GNU "Where's the Beef?" commercial campaign for Wendy's airs for the first time The Apple Macintosh, the first consumer computer to use a computer mouse and GUI interface, is introduced by Apple Ethiopian famine begins Mandy Moore and Avril Lavigne are born Detroit Tigers win the World Series Los Angeles Raiders win Superbowl XVIII Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup Ghost Busters, Beverly Hills Cop, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, and The Karate Kid are top grossing films "When Doves Cry" by Prince and the Revolut

A Year From Now.
"A Year From Now" Complete and total adoration, My gift to you, my heart was yours, In ten weeks you shaped it, In one night you murdered it. Torn from my chest and laid at your feet, That first step you took was the worst. Since then you've walked a thousand miles in solace and short remark, And I still have these memories, But we'll never see what we could have been. Remember when we talked about where we'd be a year from now? Remember when you held my hand like you'd never let it go? Remember, cause that's all you can do. We'll never make another memory, We'll never make another memory. I wish I'd have died in your arms the last time we were together, So I wouldn't have to wake without you today. This time I thought things were real, You said they were, What happened? You were a priority, Was I an option? I let you see a side of me that I don't share with anyone. Promises are just words unless they are fulfilled. Knew from the beginning all I had to offer

The Year Is 1907.....but The Speaker Was Great.
APRIL 2007 S M T W T F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 The year is 1907.....but the speaker was great. Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and

13 Year Old In Love With A 17 Year Old And Vise Versa
I am at my whits end here. My 13 year old son is sending IM's and text messages to a 17 year old girl who is saying I LOVE YU back. I have done everything in my power to keep them apart but she is putting I love David on her my space page they are not allowed to talk to one another anymore but now he is totally pissed of at me and is acting out with a great deal of dis respect not only to me but everyone around him. I have been told that they had slept together, and he says they didn't but his actions are showing differently. I know there is not any real way to tell if a boy is still a vergin. I know she has been sexually active in the passed. I don't know what else to do? any suggestions?

13 Years Ago
* Clark Kent emerges as Superman. This inspires a new generation of superheroes to debut as well. Later, he joins the staff of the Daily Planet as a reporter. * Bruce Wayne begins his career as the Batman in Gotham City. Selina Kyle is inspired by Batman to become Catwoman shortly afterward. The Joker appears within weeks. * Diana, princess of the Amazons, arrives in America, where she takes the costumed identity of Wonder Woman. (Infinite Crisis #7) * Central City police scientist Barry Allen is hit by lightning (actually, a manifestation of the "Speed Force") and chemicals, becoming the (second) Flash. (Showcase #4) * A dying member of the Green Lantern Corps, Abin Sur of Ungara, chooses test pilot Hal Jordan to succeed him. (Green Lantern: Emerald Dawn; Green Lantern: Emerald Dawn II) * Oliver Queen makes his debut as Green Arrow. (Green Arrow Year One Annual: From the Beginning) * Roy Harper makes his debut as Speedy. * Arthur Curry Jr. begi

11 Years Ago
* Dick Grayson debuts as Robin. * Wally West makes his debut as Kid Flash. * Garth makes his debut as Aqualad. * Donna Troy makes her debut as Wonder Girl. * Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad unite in Hatton Corners to defeat the villain Mr. Twister (The Brave and the Bold #54). * Shortly thereafter, the three join forces with Wonder Girl and Speedy and call themselves the Teen Titans (Teen Titans #53; Secret Origins Annual #3).

Years 7-10
c. "10 Years Ago" * Barbara Gordon makes her debut as Batgirl. (Batgirl: Year One) c. "8 Years Ago" * Kara Zor-L, then age 18, lands on Earth after her rocket ship departs the Krypton of the Earth-Two dimension.[8] She joins the JSA and makes her debut as Power Girl. c. "7 Years Ago" * Wally West graduates high school.

5 Years Ago
* Dick Grayson, then age 18, as Robin is "fired" by Batman. * Jason Todd, then age 14, takes up the mantle of Robin from Dick Grayson. * Shortly after leaving the mantle of Robin, Dick Grayson makes his debut as Nightwing. * The Crisis on Infinite Earths. The Flash dies while saving the world from the Anti-Monitor; his nephew Wally West takes over the identity. * The wizard Shazam grants Fawcett City teenager Billy Batson the power of Captain Marvel. (The Power of Shazam! limited series) * Nathaniel Christopher Adam makes his debut as Captain Atom. * Katar Hol and Shayera Thal come to Earth from Thanagar as Hawkman and Hawkwoman.[13] * Superman executes three Kryptonian, Phantom Zone criminals from a pocket universe. * Robin (Jason Todd) is killed by the Joker.

4 Years Ago
* Lian Harper is born to Speedy (Roy Harper) and Cheshire (Jade Nguyen). * Lonni Machin, then age 12, becomes Anarky.[15] * Tim Drake, then age 13, becomes the third Robin.[16] *Lex Luthor fakes his own death in a plane crash. He later returns as his own "son" in a younger clone body.

3 Years Ago
The Death of Superman. * The monster Doomsday defeats the entire Justice League and kills Superman in Metropolis. * Superboy, Cyborg-Superman, The Eradicator and Steel emerge. * Coast City is destroyed by Mongul and Cyborg-Superman. * Superman is resurrected. * The Parallax entity possesses Hal Jordan * Jordan / Parallax ravages the Green Lantern Corps and destroys the Central Power Battery. * The Guardians of the Universe are killed except Ganthet. * Kyle Rayner becomes the last active Green Lantern. * Batman suffers a broken back at the hands of Bane and is replaced by Jean-Paul Valley. * Iris Allen returns from the future with Bart Allen. * Zero Hour. Parallax kills the Time Trapper and defeats Extant. The Golden Age Dr. Mid-Nite and Atom perish; the first Hourman, believed to be killed, is removed from the timeline and replaced by the third, android Hourman.

2 Years Ago
* Green Arrow Oliver Queen dies and his son, Connor Hawke, takes up the mantle. * A new JLA and JSA are formed. * Superboy, Robin, and Impulse form Young Justice. * The Titans reform. * No Man's Land. Gotham City is struck by a massive earthquake. The Federal government, finding that the cost of rebuilding Gotham would be too great, declares the city a "No Man's land", meaning Gotham is no longer a property of the United States. Most of the populace evacuates, but those who remain form territorial tribes in order to protect themselves. After restoration by Lex Luthor, the order is lifted one year later, and Gotham city is readmitted into the U.S. * Our Worlds at War. Planets such as Almerac and Warworld are destroyed. Imperiex Prime almost succeeds in destroying the universe and recreating a Big Bang only to be deterred by the Earth and the alien alliance. * Oliver Queen is resurected and becomes Green Arrow once again. * An old friend of Batman

1 Year Ago
Identity Crisis and Green Lantern: Rebirth * Sue Dibny is murdered by Jean Loring. * Jack Drake (Robin's father), and Captain Boomerang kill each other simultaneously. * Wally West and Zatanna return the Top's memories and he subsequently starts the Rogue War. * Hal Jordan is resurrected.[28] * The return of the Guardians of the Universe. * Green Lantern Corps re-forms, doubles its membership. * Guy Gardner is promoted to the Green Lantern Honor Guard. Batman: War Games * The Spoiler becomes the fourth Robin but is soon fired. * Black Mask unites the gangs of Gotham City. The Spoiler is killed. Countdown to Infinite Crisis * Superman erects a new Fortress in Ecuador. * Alexander Luthor, Jr. of Earth-Three begins to masquerade as Lex Luthor and forms a new Secret Society. * Maxwell Lord kills Blue Beetle Ted Kord. * Superboy-Prime instigates the Rann/Thanagar War. * Jason Todd reveals his presence fo

95 Years Ago Today....
In a few hours time here on the East Coast, time will mark the anniversary of the worst maritime disaster in recorded histroy. I am talking about the sinking of the RMS Titantic in the North Atlantic, where 1500 souls went down with her. This year also marks 10 years since the biggest all time grossing film ever, Titantic, was released and may I recommend the special collector's edition DVD (available at most Wal-Marts for thriteen bucks). When I buy special edition DVD's, it's usually for the deleted scenes and features on how they made the movie and let me tell you, James Cameron delievers on the deleted scenes with over 45 minutes worth. I'll start with deleted scene five where Jack is escorting Rose back to the First Class Entrance and they are singing "Come Josephine" which explains Rose's reaction when Jack softly sings into her ear before thier first kiss... Deleted scene thirteen is when the most villified person of the Titantic disaster, J. Bruce Ismay (portrayed b

The Year I Was Born..
In 1975 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford is president of the US Evacuation of US civilians from Saigon as Communist forces complete takeover of South Vietnam FBI agents capture Patty Hearst, who is indicted and convicted of bank robbery Teamster Jimmy Hoffa disappears without a trace Marines rescue the crew of the American ship the Mayaguez near Vietnam First Lady Betty Ford says in an interview that she thinks her children have tried marijuana Natalie Imbruglia, Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Enrique Iglesias, Angelina Jolie, and Tiger Woods are born Cincinnati Reds win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl IX Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Production begins on Star Wars Jaws and The Rocky Horror Picture Show are the top grossing films Soul Train premieres on television in the United States "The Way We Were" (performed by Barbara Streisand) wins the Grammy for best song Saturday Night Live and Wheel of Fortun

50 Year Difference.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2007 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Schoo

21 Years Ago Today....
On April 19, 1986 my husband and I were married in Redlands, CA at the Astencia Mission. A beautiful outdoor wedding in the mission courtyard. Back then so many of our co-workers told us that it would not last because of our age differences. He is 12 years older than I. Today all those people are divorced and we are still going very strong with our marriage. I guess we surely beat the odds. There is a wedding picture of me posted in my gallery if you have not seen it yet.

The 45-year-old Adolescent
So, the much awaited solo-counseling session for Mrs. Luethor came and went and, oddly enough, I'm still married. The counselor apparently thinks my need for attention is "adolescent", and, well, if wanting the love a beautiful woman is adolescent, then I guess I'd have to agree with her.

A Year Already!
Well this wednesday will mark the one year anniversary of my dear Pop Pop's passing. Seems like it's been longer. I'm actually nervous about his service. It will be the first time I've actually sang in front of a crowd, since his passing. Guess when he died he took the song in my heart. My pop pop was the reason I started singing in the first place, besides my uncle who has very successful band in Germany. Every single time I would walk thru the front door he would break into a chorus of "Just Call Me Angel". (Cause of him nick naming me Angel, well Engel to be exact.) I could have the worst day going and as soon as I would see him with his smile from ear to ear and hear that song, I couldn't help but have a better day. Seems like I haven't had to many since his passing where I've smiled. Everything just falls a part. Loved ones leave and family falls a part. It's true that once the people that hold the families together pass everything turns for the worst. However, I

Year Later
What has happened in the past year? OMG so many different things, good things and some things that have really made me think about my perceptions. It has been a good year over all though for sure - so much so that we have now unpacked all of our stuff from moving from Oregon. I think that Mainers are stuck with Kevin and I - ha ha!!

Years Of Silence...
Nightmares and tormented sleep Dark memories haunting a soul Visions, voices, flashing back Screams of stories yet untold Regressed moments held within Shameful guilt's quelled for years Quietly crying from the hurt Ashamed, scared to voice my fears Trying hard to comprehend Evils you released on me Recalling all like yesterday Still to young to really see Silence is what you wanted Obedience is what I gave Threats you whispered in my ear Hoping I'd take this to my grave The time now it has come The piper must be paid Pain afflicted on heart and soul Your sins on all you betrayed Written By: Cynthia Graver April 23, 2007

Year I Was Born
In 1975 (the year you were born) Gerald Ford is president of the US Evacuation of US civilians from Saigon as Communist forces complete takeover of South Vietnam FBI agents capture Patty Hearst, who is indicted and convicted of bank robbery Teamster Jimmy Hoffa disappears without a trace Marines rescue the crew of the American ship the Mayaguez near Vietnam First Lady Betty Ford says in an interview that she thinks her children have tried marijuana Natalie Imbruglia, Drew Barrymore, David Beckham, Enrique Iglesias, Angelina Jolie, and Tiger Woods are born Cincinnati Reds win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl IX Philadelphia Flyers win the Stanley Cup Production begins on Star Wars Jaws and The Rocky Horror Picture Show are the top grossing films Soul Train premieres on television in the United States "The Way We Were" (performed by Barbara Streisand) wins the Grammy for best song Saturday Night Live and Wheel of Fortun

Year I Was Born
In 1977 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter becomes president of the US Most of the 10,000 Vietnam War draft evaders are pardoned by President Carter Singer Anita Bryant starts her "Save Our Children" crusade against gay rights Elvis Presley dies in his Graceland bathroom Congress creates a Department of Energy Anwar Sadat flies to Jerusalem in a dramatic gesture of willingness to discuss peace Orlando Bloom, Shakira, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Liv Tyler, and Ludacris are born New York Yankees win the World Series Oakland Raiders win Superbowl XI Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Swedish music group ABBA passes The Beatles as having most records sold Star Wars is the top grossing film The Shining by Stephen King is published "You Light Up My Life" by Debby Boone spends the most time at the top of the US charts Three's Company premieres What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Year U Were Born
In 1985 (the year you were born) Ronald Reagan is president of the US Live Aid, a 17 hour rock concert broadcasts worldwide from London and Philadelphia, raising $70 million for starving Africans An 8.1 magnitude earthquake hits Mexico City and results in about 25,000 deaths Vocano "Nevada del Ruiz" erupts near Bogota, Columbia causing mud slides that bury two towns American Jew Jonathan Pollard is arrested for giving military secrets to Israel Mikhail Gorbachev becomes Soviet leader New Coke is released on the 99th anniversary of Coca-Cola The GNU Manifesto first written by Richard Stallman Kansas City Royals win the World series San Francisco 49ers win Superbowl XIX Edmonton Oilers win the Stanley Cup Back to the Future is the top grossing film Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis is published David Lee Roth leaves Van Halen to begin a solo career "Careless Whisper" by Wham! spends the most time at the top of the US charts Elmo is

11 Years Of Turmoil.
you're a hypocrite and a liar! there are no lows to which you will not stoop, to make yourself shine. what did i ever do to you to deserve this selfishness? i am twisted up inside, trying to figure you out. i have fought over and over with myself and with you. no more. i will not fight anymore. my heart can't take it my mind can't take it. just leave me be! i cannot own these emotions for another damn day! peace, i am gone!

9 Years, And Finally I Can Know Something
His name: Micah -- he was 10 lbs, 22 inches long His Birthday: March 6, 1998 7:30 p.m. He screamed so loud right away, very pink..perfect APGAR Anybody who knows me has heard about the son I put up for adoption 9 years ago. Not a day goes by that I don't wonder where he is, or how he's doing. I never even knew his name to try to find anything out about him, I had no idea how to try and find him, no ideas at all, now the mother has found me on myspace and was able to give me some information, and she is going to call me tonight to let me know more. I can't decide if I want to be happy or sad, part of me wants to dance for joy that I can find something out, or even if she doesn't call that I have what information that I do have, but another part of me just wants to cry, I don't know how to handle this, but I know that I would rather this have happened then to have gone the rest of my life not knowing anything.

91 Year Old Man
I just saw what had to be the most discusting act i have seen in quite a while. A 91 year old man was beaten badly by some young punk trying to take his car. That is bad enough but what really got to me was 5 or 6 people WATCHED IT HAPPEN AND DID NOTHING. Have people quit caring so much that they can watch someone get beat and sleep at night. This poor man fought in WW1. He deserves nothing but respect from everyone and to do this is unforgiveable. The punk is already in jail and while there i hope he gets beat down every day. To the animals that watched I hope you never need someone to help you out like you failed to help this man out. Its a real shame you cant be put in jail like the punk!!!

4 Year Old Girl Shot And Killed
Girl, 4, Killed in Drive-By: Ty Milburn and Melissa McCrady MILWAUKEE - Her family called her "Juicy" because she loved juice so much. Four-year-old Jasmine Owens was shot dead Monday night while she was jumping rope with her cousins. The drive-by shooting took place on the street near Jasmine's home in the 2800 block of N. 29th St. The girl was shot once in the head. Paramedics rushed her to Children's Hospital, where she was pronounced dead around 9 p.m. A 26-year-old man was also shot in the leg during the same incident. He is in police custody. He received a non life-threatening wound. Police would not say whether the 26-year-old was the intended target. One woman said she was standing near the little girl when shots rang out. The woman thought it was firecrackers until someone yelled, "Run!" Police did not get a good description of the vehicle that the shots came from. Witnesses said a dark blue or black SUV fled north on 29th St. after the s

9 Years, Tomorrow (may 25)
Well, Tomorrow (May 25) would mark my 8 year wedding anniversary. 9 years of being with the same man. Never once did I cheat, never once did I feel the need to even look. I was ok with what I had in life. Granted, times were not always happy. Times weren't always peaceful... "rough spots" were everywhere. But, I can look back and honestly say, I cannot regret any of it. Had I not met Marcus when I did, I wouldn't have my children. I can't regret that, because that would be regreting them... I can't regret staying with him for so long... because without that battle... I wouldn't be as strong as I am now, I wouldn't be able to stand up to a lot of things. Without knowing him, I wouldn't have gotten to know some awesome people. My best friend, Ambra... her husband, Troy.. they're kids. Got to love them! I never would have met Stevie, never would have gotten to know him like I have. I wouldn't have met Jarrod, Justin, Amanda, and Brandy. I adore marcus's family. I'

11 Year Old Boy Pistol Shoots Wild Hog
In this photo released by Melynne Stone, Jamison Stone, 11, poses with a wild pig he killed ... Boy Bags Hog Said Bigger Than 'Hogzilla' By KATE BRUMBACK, Associated Press Writer 2 hours ago MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires. If the claims are accurate, Jamison Stone's trophy boar would be bigger than Hogzilla, the famed wild hog that grew to seemingly mythical proportions after being killed in south Georgia in 2004. Hogzilla originally was thought to weigh 1,000 pounds and measure 12 feet long. National Geographic experts who unearthed its remains believe the animal actually weighed about 800 pounds and was 8 feet long. Regardless of the comparison, Jamison is reveling in the attenti

50 Years Old
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If youre handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses. Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction. Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionab

16 Years Later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot th

40 Year B-day
Hay guys and gals I need ur all help in some thing. U see I will be turning the BIG 40 thios year on November 3. And I would like suggestions on what to do that is not too expencive but I will still have fun doing it. Please let me know what u all think by answering this blog or just send me a e-mail at charlesppenn@yahoo.com. Thanks, Patrick Penn

9 Years Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
9 Years ago.... Current mood: indescribable Category: Life Well 9 years ago today we were told that I had cancer. I can't believe that its been 9 years already. I feels almost like just yesterday that this all happened to me. I can remember sitting there in stunned silence as Dr. Knost told me and my parents what it was and what had to be done. I am so greatful to all my friends who gathered with me that night so I could tell them. I will never forget them for that. I remember I called J.P. first and he rushed up to the hospital and was crying, and then that made me cry. I did a lot of crying that day. But I am so proud of the fact that I have 9 years under my belt. It also makes me think of those that I have lost, like Sami and Uncle Dave, and how I wish that they could be here with us today. When they did my first round of chemo in Peoria I will always remember Uncle Dave and Aunt Ginny coming down to see me and bringing me Kenny the giant stuffed cow. I hated cows, b

40 Year Old Bash
Hay guys and gals I am going to be turing the BIG 40 this year and I need ur help on were to go for that big bash. U know the saying is that the 40 is the new 30, well just look at my phots and u tell me if I fall into that catagory or not. And please post a commoit on my page on were to go or what to do for my 40th B-Day. Thanks, Patrick Penn

13 Years Ago
my mother passed away 13 years ago today, I got the dates confused I think about her a lot I miss talking to her, asking her things she was my friend some how life has not been the same, its a sad day, remembering mom...

11 Years!! Omg!!!!
WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SURVIVED 11 YEARS WITH THE SAME MAN....HELL I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SURVIVED IT WITH ME... GOD KNOWS I'M NOT EASY TO LIVE WITH, AND I WAS ONE OF THE UGLY DUCKLINGS IN SCHOOL... AND STILL AM. 11 DOWN, MANY MORE TO GO.....CONGRATS TO MYSELF (HEHE)

Year 2029
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq ,Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

7 Years, 14 Seasons, 150+ Games.......
The Knights can finally be called Champions. Goddamn right. It was a hell of a day Sunday. We upset the Number 1 team In the division at 11:00 and at 1:00 we played till 3:30 in a triple Overtime game, finally ousting the #2 team and taking home the Championship. I may walk around with a title belt and call myself a champ, but I really am one now. This is something some of us have been working at for 7 years, and goddamn if it didn't fucking feel amazing. I am tired and sore, bruised and beaten and would do it all over again. Congrats Knights, WE ARE THE FUCKIN CHAMPS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Year Of My Love
she's on for a kiss new year's day overcomes and sings on King's day looks for a sledride on groundhog day Free on Pres day Buy me flowers for Valentines I pick shamrocks and bring her wine two days before the Ides on Easter we go 2 church and resurrect our faith and I drink Corona with her on May 5 my mommy and mami celebrate on their day she's a trooper and salute her on Memorial Day I give florals in June and soon she brings me Father's Day balloons and under the moon we watch fireworks and a cpl days later a party 4 me dont hurt it's August and we renew august dreams cookout for our labor will come soon and she turns out harvesting a hot halloween costume giving candy b4 we make love and i thank God 4 her thru year Santa Claus is coming near and I know I have my baby each year and it's clear ....that it's cool.

A Year Of My Love
she's on for a kiss new year's day overcomes and sings on King's day looks for a sledride on groundhog day Free on Pres day Buy me flowers for Valentines I pick shamrocks and bring her wine two days after the Ides on Easter we go 2 church and resurrect our faith and I drink Corona with her on May 5 my mommy and mami celebrate on their day she's a trooper and salute her on Memorial Day I give florals in June and soon she brings me Father's Day balloons and under the moon we watch fireworks and a cpl days later a party 4 me dont hurt it's August and we renew august dreams cookout for our labor will come soon and she turns out harvesting a hot halloween costume giving candy b4 we make love and i thank God 4 her thru year Santa Claus is coming near and I know I have my baby each year and it's clear ....that it's cool.

A Year From Now
Complete and total adoration, My gift to you, my heart was yours, In ten weeks you shaped it, In one night you murdered it. Torn from my chest and laid at your feet, That first step you took was the worst. Since then you've walked a thousand miles in solace and short remark, And I still have these memories, But we'll never see what we could have been. Remember when we talked about where we'd be a year from now? Remember when you held my hand like you'd never let it go? Remember, cause that's all you can do. We'll never make another memory, We'll never make another memory. I wish I'd have died in your arms the last time we were together, So I wouldn't have to wake without you today. This time I thought things were real, You said they were, What happened? You were a priority, Was I an option? I let you see a side of me that I don't share with anyone. Promises are just words unless they are fulfilled. Knew from the beginning all I had to offer you was my heart, I

30 Year Old Grandpa.. How You Ask??
I've had a few people ask if I really am going to be a grandpa, and a few who don't believe it. But yes, I am going to be a grandpa come August, and then my second grandkid will be born in September. I got married last August to a wonderful woman who somehow puts up with me. But she'll be 43 this year, and she has a 23 year old son, and a 19 year old daughter. My step-daughter is pregnant, due in August. My stepsons girlfriend is also pregnant, due in September. The funny part, is that we were married August 19th last year, which is also my stepdaughters due date. So if she has my grandson early, within one year, I would have become a husband, step-dad, and grandpa. No, I don't have any kids of my own. No, I'm not going to have any.. my wife has all her plumbing gone, so she can't have any more. So there ya have. In a week, I turn 30, and a month and half later I become a grandpa.

25 Years Of Marriage
When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But, I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde." "Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed and a plasma TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make absolutely sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in a hurry.

80-year-old Man
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 80-year-old said, Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 6-year-old
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said his grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

6 Year Old
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said his grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

~~yearly Inspirations From Momma Loree~~
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"year Of The Dragon" Poem # 8
Strength in tales of battle the dragon stands alone. Most command a greater wisdom than our ancestries have known. She bares scares of conflict thought to bring on her demise. Tail for terrible bashing and teeth silence battle cries. Flame did bring burnt offerings. Charred corpses on the floor. Talons sharp as Reapers' scythes. The enemy at the door. Broken shards from glancing blades. her scales forged of fire. Have pity on a fallen foe; her heart has no desire. Out stretched wings by clouds at dusk her shadow rides the skies. Tears like blood from open wounds flow generously from her eyes. Ole' burning heart a pounding. Her sweat soaked breast with fear. Is happiness abounding? Is this the dragons year.?. inspired by my dear friend Year of the Dragon... this is a gift to her...

1 Year Here
So apparently I have been using CherryTap for over a a year now. My join date was June 29, 2006. It was Lost Cherry when I joined. I remember I was SUCH an addict for a good long while lol. I still use it obviously, but I'm not addicted anymore. There was less than 100,000 people when I first joined and now there is almost a million. Not too shabby for a year. Oh well, just thought I'd share the good news of my anniversary with CT ;)

11 Years!
I cant believe 11 years of Recovery is right around the corner. I cant believe it was 11 years ago that I was in a hospital bed with a crushed hand broken back... "cracked out" and no pain meds until it was out of my system. What a wake up call. 11 years...not a single drop of liquer. No Drugs. Seems beyond reason, considering even people who have the occasion drink (when a love one dies or a really hard day) could not fathom such a thing. Damn. Blessed be.

11-year-old Charged With Driving Drunk
MIAMI (Reuters) - An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town. ADVERTISEMENT A video camera in the police car captured the look of surprise on the officer's face when he approached the wrecked car and got a look at the motorist. The Mobile Press-Register newspaper said the patrolman saw the Chevrolet Monte Carlo speeding and flashed his lights to signal the driver to stop. Instead, the car sped faster, traveling at up to 100 mph (160 kph) before sideswiping another vehicle and flipping over in the Gulf Coast town of Orange Beach, Alabama, on Tuesday night. The young driver, who lived nearby in Perdido Key, Florida, was treated at a hospital for scrapes and bruises and released to relatives. Police also charged her with speeding, leaving the scene of an accident and reckless endangerment. The car belonged to a relative and police were still trying

100 Years Of Kisses!
Congratulations to The Hershey Company!!!!! Hershey(R)'S Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates Celebrates Centennial Birthday "World's Largest Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Chocolate" Inducted into Guinness World Records(TM) HERSHEY, Pa., July 7, 2007 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX News Network/ -- The iconic Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates commemorated its 100th anniversary today with a record-breaking celebration in Hershey, Pa. The Hershey Company celebrated the brand's centennial by unveiling "The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate" at a birthday event hosted at Hershey's Chocolate World(R) Attraction in Hershey, Pa., The Sweetest Place on Earth(R). Complete with a seven-foot-long plume and 16,460-feet of foil wrapping, The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate weighed in at 30,540 pounds and was certified by Guinness World Records(R) as "The World's Largest Piece of Chocolate." (Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20070707/CLSA005) "Hershey's Kisses Choco

The Yearning
Awake in a world of chaos I await your soothing comfort from darkness of my internal damnation I await for your loving presense to fill me with the light I so crave and yearn for your words are the salvation and your touch is the healing I so desire with your love comes my ever so wanted peace to set me free for all I want is you my love, my life I await and the dream and everthing I pray for the day We become is the day all will be bliss

Years Go By
We are born the world so warm of love and joythe love our family all around and nothing seems to be wrong. we live on the years come to pass the world seems to grey people come and go to where we do not know Years go by faster pain sets in the world so dark and so alone then we relize what is left and the ones whom still stand by us is somthing more... The ones whom stand by us through thick and thin is the ones that will remain so dear and so close for they are lifes true gifts.

50 Years
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z

A 18-year-old Girl
A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our

2 Year Anniversary
Time sure does fly by. Didnt think that I would have made it this far but things sure did turn out alright. Re-enlistment? I dunno. Still in the works. Will say this. Glad I joined and glad Im in. =]

The Year 2012
7/12/2007 Dear Readers: My trip to Roswell new Mexico was quite interesting and on the show with George on Coast To Coast I gave the date of July 30th for explosions and to expect earthquakes and shocking news. I picked this date because this is the same energy produced by a planet called Uranus called “The God of the Sky” in Greek Mythology. This planet produces all sorts of shocking news involving airport, aeronautics, technology and natural disasters such as tornadoes, volcanoes eruption, earthquakes and tsunami. Incidentally the current window started July 2nd and until July 13th indeed reflects what type of news will transpire on July the 30th. Thus by checking what is currently posted on my website http://www.drturi.com/ you can check the current news and raise your own cosmic consciousness with the unarguable unfolding manifesto, my prediction and dated quatrains. As explained many times to George “I DO NOT PREDICT THE FUTURE”, because everything has a pattern inc

60years Later -- June 5th 2004
I came across these videos on http://www.youtube.com. And I got chills watching them. Also got me thinking about those Brave Men and Women that fought in World War II. Do you know the roughly 1,000 WWII Veterans are dieing each Day? And that the Youngest is in the 80's? (I know this because I have a Friend that just turned 80 on Sunday & he is a WWII Veteran) How Long until none are Left? How long until all that History is GONE? ---------------------------------------------- This First video is about US Army Veterans Returning to RAF Greenham Common, June 2004. I know this base while, I served there for 2 years in the late 80's (during the Cold War) ---------------------------------------------- Here is a Video about The 101st & 82nd Jump into Normandy -- D-Day +60 Years. ---------------------------------------------- Last is one about D-day on Omaha Beach. But this time it is June 6 2004 AM 6:30. ------------------------------------

3 Years Gone
Today is 3 years since i lost my brother Joey I know ppl keep telling me it gets better and i sure hope it will My heart is still broken and i cant stand he is gone . I have a close family and it is so hard for me to call my mom and dad today I just wish i was able to bring back time . I brang him a yellow flower a few days ago b/c i know it would have hurt me more doing it today He knows i love him the same as always . I just needed to get my feelings out Thank you for being there for me

2 Years Ago...
How old were you? 21. What grade were you in? Um, 16th? Where did you go to school? I didn't. Where did you work? Ernie's in Texas. Where did you live? Killeen, Texas. How was your hair style? How it is now. Did you wear braces? Hell no. Why does everyone want me to have braces? Did you wear contacts? Nope. Did you wear glasses? Nope. Who was your best friend? Didn't have one in Texas. Who was your celebrity crush? Jessica Alba? Who was your regular-person crush? Didn't have one. Were you a virgin? Pfft. No. How many piercings did you have? Just my ears and tongue then. What was your favorite singer? Tool. Duh. What was your biggest fear? Living in Texas. Had you smoked a cigarette yet? Pfft. Yes. Had you driven yet? Oh yeah. Which members of your family were still alive that have since passed? My Aunt Kathy :( Which members of your family were not born yet? None. I had my babies, nephew and all that zazz

20 Years Ago!
I have been reminiscing today about the good old days! Actually twenty years ago today I met my first foreign friend in the flesh. Her name was Minna Puurtinen, from Finland and I had been her penfriend for nearly a year. It was also my first foreign trip abroad on my own without any family. I stayed with her and her parents just out side of the Finnish capital of Helsinki. She is special in my memory as she was also my first girlfriend. Over the next eighteen months we managed to spend about ten weeks together. Not long really and nowhere long enough to have a proper relationship. Neither of us would commit to moving to either country full time. My shyness at the time did not help matters and we eventually decided to call it a day. We stayed in touch by mail for about another six months, we have never been in contact since. I guess the moral of this is that if anyone is going to attempt a similar long distance relationship then you must be prepared to make some kind of comm

7 Years Ago Today
Today 7 years ago I lost one of the most important people in my life, my mom. No matter how much time passes I still cant help but to wake up on this day and go wow, its been another year, its been 7 years since i've hugged her, kissed her, told her I loved her, or heard her say my name. So to my mom I love you, I miss you and your always in my heart.

2,000 Years Ago
2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."

1 Year
Ok..Very rare blog for me....Tomorrow, August 1st, will be my 1 year anniversary here on whatever this site is called. Just wanted to thank all my friends, family, and fans Ive met along the way. I know I can be a jerk sometimes, and I am sorry I am. Been through alot this last year, and have been emotionally rung thru the ringer. But I am a survivor, and will continue on. Once again, thanks to you all, Im still here. Wish I could get to know each and every one of you personally, but I cant. So, bare with me, as I bare with you. And who knows, maybe his time next year, Ill be posting another blog on my 2nd anniversary. Peace and love to you all!

18 Years Of Wasted Time A Life Full Of Happiness To Gain
Without getting into to much detail I will say this and what I learned. I was what I thought Best friends with someone for a long time. To my surprise.. this person never really cared.I only saw what I wanted to see..I thought that he was caring,devoted and loving and that our friendship would never end. Instead what was really there was a self absorbed person who never cared about anything except his own wants and needs. He had left my life a few times before because I wasnt giving him what he wanted which was me those times were hard on me, This time I see the light and realise that this is the beginning of my life, he was holding me back in many ways. The bad thing was I was letting him. God that was stupid ! Well there is nothing I can do to change the past and change the fact that he was in my life but now I can say I can not make the mistake again. Out of everything in my life he was the worst mistake I have ever made in my entire life and trust me I have made plenty. They say th

2 Years Ago
Two Years Ago SurveyHow old were you?17What grade were you in?Junior?Where did you go to school?SPVHWhere did you work?A nursing homeWhere did you live?Same place I do nowHow was your hair style?ShortDid you wear braces?NoDid you wear contacts?NoDid you wear glasses?YesWho was your best friend?PhillipWho was your celebrity crush?I have no ideaWho was your regular-person crush?MikeWere you a virgin?NoHow many piercings did you have?10What was your favorite singer?Dont rememberWhat was your biggest fear?Dying aloneHad you smoked a cigarette yet?YesHad you driven yet?YesWhich members of your family were still alive that have since passed?To long of a listWhich members of your family were not born yet?Not sure >More free surveys at MFSpace!

100 Years
100 Years I'm 15 for a moment Caught in between 10 and 20 And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are I'm 22 for a moment She feels better than ever And we're on fire Making our way back from Mars 15 there's still time for you Time to buy and time to lose 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live I'm 33 for a moment Still the man, but you see I'm a they A kid on the way A family on my mind I'm 45 for a moment The sea is high And I'm heading into a crisis Chasing the years of my life 15 there's still time for you Time to buy, Time to lose yourself Within a morning star 15 I'm all right with you 15, there's never a wish better than this When you only got 100 years to live Half time goes by Suddenly you’re wise Another blink of an eye 67 is gone The sun is getting high We're moving on... I'm 99 for a moment Dying for just another moment And I'm just dreaming Counting the ways to where you are 15 there'

The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the

Year Of The Ram
The Year Of The Ram 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003 People born in the Year of Ram are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But ram year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Ram people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Ram people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.

10 Years
Well, it has been ten years since my tragic accident. I have learned alot of things about myself and others in the past 3652 days. Yes, it was a very bad thing that happened, but in the end it all boils down to the fact that I am here today. There is a reason that I am here, and I am still on the journey to find it. If you are interested in reading the whole story, read the blog found at this link: http://www.fubar.com/blog/11497/33165 Thanks for reading this if you take the chance. Hope you have a great day!!"

Year I Was Born
In 1958 (the year you were born) Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US The first US earth satellite, Explorer I, goes into orbit Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis marries his 13 year old second cousin, Myra Brown The "Quiz Show Scandals" rock the television industry and the nation Vice President Richard Nixon faces hostile anti-American mobs during a visit to South America 14 year old Bobby Fischer wins the United States Chess Championship Ellen DeGeneres, Michael Jackson, Ice-T, and Mark Cuban are born New York Yankees win the World Series Baltimore Colts win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote is published Elvis Presley enters the U.S. Army What Happened the Year You Were Born?

A Year Ago
It's been a year ago today that I had my mild heart attack and been suffering with PVC ever sense. Wow it's been a whole year. There were times I never thought I would make it . I'm glad I have . I have chatted with some amazing people and I have also chatted with some idiots too lol. I went to my 1st and 2nd concert this year. Made some new great memories with my sons and new friends. I now have a list in my head of all the things I want to do . I'm slowly doing them one at a time. So today I'm going to celebrate! glitter-graphics.com One sip for the past , one sip for the future, one sip for those who have a special place in my heart , a sip to those who I call my friends. Drink up. glitter-graphics.com

A Year Already?!?!
ITS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT HAS BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE I FIRST LOGGED ON TO LOSTCHERRY. I HAVE MET ALOT OF NEW FRIENDS AS WELL AS THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS, WHO HAS COMPLETELY CHANGED MY LIFE... IVE BEEN THROUGH ALOT IN THE PAST YEAR, IVE BEEN IN COUNTLESS LOUNGES, IVE DJED FOR A FEW OF THEM, AND IVE BEEN A BOUNCER. IVE SEEN MY UPS AND DOWNS, AND I HAVE ALOT OF PEOPLE TO THANK FOR HELPING ME THROUGH EVERYTHING. FOR NOW, I WANT TO MENTION TWO. FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO MENTION MY FRIEND PUMPKIN KING, HE HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME ALMOST SINCE MY FIRST DAY, HE AND I HAVE SEEN ALOT TOGETHER, WEVE HAD OUR UPS, AND DOWNS, BUT WE WERE BOTH STILL STANDING WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED, AND FOR EVERYTHING WE HAVE DONE AND THE TIME WE HAVE SPENT TOGETHER, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK HIM FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, HE WILL BE A FRIEND FOREVER. THE SECOND PERSON I WANT TO MENTION IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, KAT. I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART, AND COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER, SHE IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME THIS Y

The Year I Was Born
In 1979 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US A major accident occurs at a nuclear reactor on Three Mile Island near Middletown, PA An American Airlines DC-10 loses its engine and crashes seconds after takeoff, killing 275 people Hurricane David kills over 1200 in the US and the Dominican Republic Some 90 people, including 63 Americans, are taken hostage at the American Embassy in Tehran, Iran The Soviet Union invades Afghanistan ESPN starts broadcasting Aaliyah, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Norah Jones, Heath Ledger, and Kate Hudson are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Pittsburgh Steelers win Superbowl XIII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Kramer vs. Kramer is the top grossing film Sophie's Choice by William Styron is published "My Sharona" by The Knack spends the most time at the top of the US charts The Facts of Life premiers What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Yearning
I want you so much I am thirsting My mouth is dry, my breaths are long, Each sigh I release is of pleasure and urgency To once again feel I am where I belong. I am yearning for you to return to me I think of you and a warmth rushes through my body, The thought of your kiss fires up my soul I have never felt that before from anyone. I want you so much more than I ever thought I would I am longing for you like rains on a desert plain, I am hungry only for your next breathless kiss My senses are heightened by the mention of your name. You look deep into my eyes and you know You know what I think, what I feel, what I crave,

The Year Of The Firestorm
Late summer has, I know, left me feeling particularly ... scorned. But alas, my fury in on the wind and rain. The once familiar dunes, momuments of my life shorned by the wind exposing remants of another time for me, and it seems things are about to change. I used to think that I knew what change felt like until now... Whispering winds on summer nights leave me contemplating the stories of my future , and a new horizion begins to take shape, making sence of the potent glimpes of some other places seen in my mind. many of you may feel the same way... so I urge you to pay atention ...

1 Year On Lc/ct/fubar
I have now officially been on Lost Cherry/Cherry Tap/Fubar for 1 Year and i am happy i made it through 1 year i made some new and way cool friends and i hope i can reach a bit further on this site by the next time i realise that it's been 2 years on this site i have been through 2 name changes of 1 site to me this will always be known as Lost Cherry even though it's now called Fubar from Bruce

The Year I Was Born
In 1967 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US President Johnson and Soviet premiere Aleksei Kosygin agree not to let any crisis push them into wore Thurgood Marshall is sworn in as the first black Supreme Court justice The first home microwave is released by Amana Dave Matthews, Kurt Cobain, Liz Phair, Vin Diesel, Julia Roberts, and Anna Nicole Smith are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series Green Bay Packers in Super Bowl I Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup Disney's The Jungle Book and The Graduate are the top grossing films One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is published Paul McCartney announces that all four members of the Beatles have "dropped acid" For the first time, Jimi Hendrix sets his guitar on fire during a concert in London Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is released The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine is published The FCC orders that cigarette ads on tele

A Year Down And 3 Months To Go In Iraq
A year down and 3 months to go in Iraq Town of Tonawanda soldier trudges on http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/148769.html (If you go to the story on the Buffalo News Web Site, they have more pictures in an HTML Gallery. ) By Nathan S. Webster - SPECIAL TO THE NEWS Updated: 08/26/07 7:09 AM BAYJI, Iraq — Out here, on the garbage- strewn desert hardpan by the unused city railroad tracks, the early afternoon temperature on a thermometer probably reads about 130 degrees. It lies. Spc. Joseph Vergo, 21, from the Town of Tonawanda, trudges through that punishing Iraqi heat under some 90 pounds of gear and armor — even before factoring in the 27-pound, M- 240 machine gun strapped over his shoulders, and all the ammo that goes with it. In the early going of the day’s patrol, he takes up the column’s last spot, walking backwards at times, scanning the long and empty city streets for suspicious behavior. Outside the city limits, the patrol of a dozen soldi

A Year Down And 3 Months To Go
A year down and 3 months to go in Iraq Town of Tonawanda soldier trudges on http://www.buffalonews.com/home/story/148769.html (If you go to the story on the Buffalo News Web Site, they have more pictures in an HTML Gallery. ) By Nathan S. Webster - SPECIAL TO THE NEWS Updated: 08/26/07 7:09 AM BAYJI, Iraq — Out here, on the garbage- strewn desert hardpan by the unused city railroad tracks, the early afternoon temperature on a thermometer probably reads about 130 degrees. It lies. Spc. Joseph Vergo, 21, from the Town of Tonawanda, trudges through that punishing Iraqi heat under some 90 pounds of gear and armor — even before factoring in the 27-pound, M- 240 machine gun strapped over his shoulders, and all the ammo that goes with it. In the early going of the day’s patrol, he takes up the column’s last spot, walking backwards at times, scanning the long and empty city streets for suspicious behavior. Outside the city limits, the patrol of a dozen soldi

Yearn
A catch of breath the speed of a beating heart. The warmth of two bodies. A yearning in places yet to be touched. Wanting to return to places already explored. A glow of skin a caress of fingertips. Is this what it means to be loved? An ache to be next to you, then a hurt when you are gone. A kiss an exploration of every line, every flaw, every inch. A tickle here a twinge there. A hope a dream. A wanting aching need longing to be fulfilled. A night of passion a wanting for a stolen moment in time. A whisper a word, a touch, and you body wanting more. Your heart demanind to have it all. taking a chance. Betting it all on a thing called love. Souls needing to know what it is all about. Your heart demanding to have it all at any cost. Passion, lust, love. What is this feeilng that runs from the tips of your toes to the top of your head. Leaving no part untouched. Reaching into every crevis of your soul. Leaving you heart wanting more. An ache , a yea

A 3-year-old Tells All From His Mother's Restroom Stall.
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall. by Shannon Popkin My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery store or at a drive-thru window. People often comment on how clearly he speaks for a just-turned-3-year-old. And you never have to ask him to turn up the volume. It's always fully cranked. There've been several embarrassing times that I've wished the meaning of his words would have been masked by a not-so-audible voice, but never have I wished this more than last week at Costco. Halfway, through our shopping trip, nature called, so I took Cade with me into the restroom. If you'd been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard coming from the second to the last stall: "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty, Mommy? Oh! You gonna sit down on da toiwet p

Yearning For Love
She is a teenager now, Not a little girl any longer, and yearning for love is growing in her To love and to be loved; And because at home there was little time for love For caring and turning to each other She now runs the risk of throwing herself into the arms of anyone ...to experience love She wanted to be more important to someone wants someone who will think about her often and she is looking for someone to receive her love. But she cannot distinguish between falling in love and love Right now everything is feelings and day dreams She does not recognize any dangers. _dYaNiKa_

2 Year Anniversary
2 years ago at this time i was sleeping from being up 24 hours driving to get away from a storm that was unbelieveble.... i was woken up by my husband at the time crying thanking me for making him leave slidell ... our home... he was gonna stay and wait the storm out... he had told me there was no contact with slidell they lost all signal.... i was scared to death thankful that he had come with me.... then it hit me hard i thought of my children and there dad! last i heard he wasnt leaving he was staying... and with no phones ... tv ... no wazy of communication i was worried if my kids would ever see there father again...actually the only way of communication was nextel walkie talkie... . then i sat there and all i could hear about was new orleans they never ever said anything about slidell... just like now no hardly no words talked about slidell or mississippi who were hit the hardest out side of st bernard. and some what the east... 2 days later i finally got ahold of there dad he

10 Years Old‏
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, Well, Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely." Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny." Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowances, Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and t hat should do us just fine." By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much t

16 Years Game
This is The Guilty Game. Next to the questions, put your answers as either guilty or innocent. Guilty if you have, innocent if you haven't. The number of guilties you have, is the number of years in prison you are sentenced to. Re-post with a headline stating how many years in prison you have.... 01. Dated outside your race? Innocent 02. Given a hickey? Innocent 03. Dated your best friend? Guilty 04. Sung in the shower? Guilty 05. Spit in someone's drink? innocent 06. Dumped someone? Guilty 07. Opened your Christmas presents early? Guilty 08. Seen "The Goonies" more than 3 times? Guilty 09. Had more than five bf/gf? Innocent 10. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? Guilty 11. Ran through the sprinklers naked? innocent 12. Ate food that fell on the floor? Guilty 13. Went outside naked? Innocent 14. Made out with a friends bf/gf? innocent 15. Mooned somebody? Guilty 16. Flashed somebody? Guilty 17. Made someone cry? Guilty 18.

The Year Is 1907
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1907. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1907 : ************************************ The average life expectancy in the U.S. Was 47 years old. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. Had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City Cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S. , and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more Heavily populated than California With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st Most populous state in the Union .. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower ! The average wage in the U..S. Was 22 Cents per hour. The average U.S. Worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A comp

1 Year Ago..thank You Friends
Today is kind of a special day for me. I have been on this site for 1 year. A lot of changes have happened in that year from Lost Cherry ,Cherry Tap and now Fubar.Some of the changes have been good and well others we have just had to deal with. I have met some of the most interesting, giving, loving people on this site. Many of you have changed my life in one way or another. I hold so many of you close to heart. I just want to thank you all for making this fun for me. In some ways its been challenging. Looking back through I remember my first day here. I would never of thought I would ever be a God Father. I'm greatful to each of you that have come into my life and became close friends. In the beginning starting i remember some of you way back that came along and showed me just what too do. Some of you may remember Tazzy she was one of the first people I ment on here. She's where my addiction to leveling started. Back then we just did friends that needed a few thousand to level u

~ 3-year-old Raped By Illegal Uncle ~
5 minutes i swear i just need 5 FUCKIN minutes with this Son of A Bitch 3-year-old raped by uncle, officials say KATHERINE ROSENBERG VICTORVILLE — A 3-year-old girl was found abused and bleeding Thursday night, and officials have arrested her uncle, an illegal alien, for child molestation. Salvador Luna, 29, who was previously deported, was arrested on suspicion of sexual abuse of a child and was taken to the Victorville sheriff’s station where he underwent a physical examination, said Detective Ryan Collins. The victim was originally admitted to Victor Valley Community Hospital around 7 p.m. after her mother found the girl bleeding inside their home on Rockrose Street, said Detective Sgt. Bob Hughes. “Her injuries were significant enough that she had to be admitted,” Hughes said. Around 6:30 p.m. the mother, father, the 3-year-old and her siblings were watching television in the parent’s room, a few doors down from where Luna was staying, Hughes said. The girl we

30 Year Class Reunion
I Went To My 30 year Class Reunion Yesterday. With My Best Friend From School Kemmy. We Had Fun And It Was Nice To See People That I Havent Seen In Many Many Years. I Reconized Most The Women But The Men were Either Bald Or fat. Had A Few Drinks And Some Awesome Finger Food. People Said I Still Looked The Same Which Is A Good Thing! Will Be Getting Pics Of The Reunoion Soon And Will Post When I Get Them. I Also Added Some Pics Today Of Me And Jim.

6 Years Ago Today...
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6 Years Later
Six years ago an attack was made on this country. We were told who did it. We were told where they were. We were told that there was no place on this planet that they could go. We were told that any country that harbors these people would be seen as enemies and they would not be spared. Six years later those attacks are still felt. Those buildings are still gone. Those lives are still lost. Those men are still free. Yet we find ourselves in another country roughly 1500 miles away, separated by a country the size of Alaska who just so happens to HATE our government. Six years later, we've started a war; captured, tried, convicted, and executed the dictator of that country. He was found in a hole in the desert of Iraq. A hole. Now we have troops busting their ass and losing their lives in a country that doesn't appreciate them and doesn't want them. Yet them man responsible for the "worst attacks in this nations history" still remains at large. We supposedly know where he is. He's

1 Year
today (sept 12) has been one year since my life long friend Mike died. I know they say time makes it easier but i find that soo hard to believe. i miss him soo much...i miss our crazy fights and our week runaways to the city. i miss his laugh and the goofy things he would say to me when i was upset to make me happy. Most of all i miss our drinkin nights at his or my house where we would talk about our past. I just miss him *tears*...i had a dream about him earlier and my mom told me that was a sign that he was still with me...that made me feel a lil better i guess. i hope ur doing good in heaven hunnie...im sure you are. love you forever -Ash RIP MIKEY Dec 20th 1985-Sept 12th 2006

Years Have Passed Sýnce Splitting Up
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A 14 Year Old, Pills, And Near Death Experience.
So whenever i describe this one family i know i tell people they are my adoptive family. i have known them since i moved here. There is my roommate whitney, her older brother brian, her mom marti, her dad john, and her little brother david. I have known david since he was born. Hell i was around his mom when she was pregnant. Basically its one of those situations where if i do something wrong whits parents have every right to treat me as their own child. especially since my mom died. anyway i consider david my little brother. i love him to death. He is 14 years old and just started high school. In the past he has been caught 4 times smoking pot and hes promised all of us that after the last time he got caught [when we all went up to new braunfles] that he was staying away from drugs because of motocross. He is one of the best damn motocross racers ive seen. He cant screw that up over drugs. Anyway, yesterday morning marti and john left for their vacation to colorado. the one vacati

10 Years On
10 years on I never thought I'd actually be writing something on this subject, mainly because, for many years, sight of the princess on the TV had me grabbing for the sick bucket. As a teenager, sight of this shy and pretty young woman was something to behold for me. I'd say I had a teenage crush on her. I took an interest in the so called fairy tale that occurred in 1981. With my vivid and morbid imagination, I often wondered what would happen if something were to go wrong.... maybe the day would not go smoothly... perhaps she would get cold feet at the last moment. Seems my thoughts then were not too far from the truth. Strangely, I didn't think she looked at as attractive on her wedding day, nor did I think so for a long time afterwards. The constant press coverage of what seemed to me, the mundane existence of 2 human beings in the following years just became extremely annoying. Diana was, like all of us, imperfect and I guess I found he

The Years
I won't forget the scent of her - it decorates my memory, makes the moments real again. I need the melancholy that I feel with thoughts of who she was to me (and I to her). I won't forget the sound of her, the feel of her, the taste of her - my god, the years have passed, but she is still in me, still the proof to me that I deserve goodness in my life. One Autumn day, we made love under trees near a quiet, moss-covered waterfall and I heard her (hear her still) telling me in sighs and impassioned sounds that I was (am) the first, the best, the only... If this is all I'll ever have, at least I had it all. © All rights reserved

7 Years To Go Huh?
Ok so I went to www.deathclock.com to see when the hell I was gonna die. Apparently it will be October 29, 2014 So, that gives me roughly 7 years to fuck up the world correct? Hehehe, I must get a jump on it if I'm gonna make a lasting impression . . . serial killers and mass genocide do not happen over night ya know (c'mon it sounds good). Hehehe, gotta love sarcasm mixed with internet stupidity

11 Year Old Tasered Twice At School(video)
11 YEAR OLD TASERED TWICE AT SCHOOL(video) Body: *REPOST THIS BULLETIN*(to repost hit reply then copy and paste) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Third Estate, Second Estate. No, United...States Date: Sep 17, 2007 9:00 PM Wait one freaking minute. Tasers can kill people with heart conditions......and you are telling me POLICE CAN'T HANDLE A SIXTH GRADER?????????????? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jerry Date: Sep 17, 2007 11:50 PM

1 Year
WE HAVE MADE IT ONE YEAR ON THIS SITE! AND WE HAVE A STORY TO GO WITH IT TOO. RavinJuggalo ~Juggalo Mafia~@ fubar ~Skitz~@ fubar Heres just a little of our Story! Thanx to Every1 who has been a friend to us throughout this year on Fubar.