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No matter what blather you put here, nobody really reads it.
I mean I could put the recipe for making flan, the 123 pages of the Manhattan phone book, and mad libs (actually that would be kinda cool) here and people gloss over it. It's just filler. Sure I can put some witty comments , stinging puns, go on and on about "what you want to hear"...but.....
Face it, no matter "how deep you are", or that your interests are varied,or that your hip/trendy/a scene-ster, or really what ever, your a 1" by 1" little photo scrolling by.
However, if you have big breasts,pouty lips and wear more makeup than a Avon catalog, your in like flint. Words mean nothing. It all comes down to this...your shopping for a product. You want something nice looking.
Pose in some semi pornographic stance in your little animated gif, beg for bling,vip's or whatever fubar is dangling in front of you. Sell yourself for the highest virtual bidder. You know you want too and you do it so well.
As long as I'm being brutally honest, let's go full bore. I have nothing in common with like 99% of you. I care nothing for Tattoo's, piercings, trends,hot bands, the latest sounds,etc.
"Dare to be different , like everybody else".
Become like every other sheeple out there. Do what's "supposedly" trendy and hip. Your not. Your the flavor of the month and guess what, the month's almost over.
You might be popular online or maybe even in real life but it boggles the mind how some people will do anything (NSFW?) for acknowledgement (and those pretty lil fu ponies). Are you really that shallow and lack any self esteem? Apparently so.
So carry on brave and hearty fubarians. Play the game that your never going to win (unless you spend upwards of $100 on a bling pack).
I have no interest in S&M,BDSM or any of that. You wanna be tortured? Go to a gulag or work for my boss. Your sexual proclivities are yours alone, I don't want to know about them nor read them.
Unless of course your female and dressed liked a Imperial Officer or Stormtrooper, eating cheese while quoting Goethe and having dancing monkeys spinning plates on their heads with sparklers coming out of their asses, then and only then would I be mildly interested.
My political views are like this, I'm a Situationist( No not the SI from France in the 50's) but depending on the situation, I'll give you my view. I've been called everything from commie-lib, to fascist and everything in between. I don't really subscribe to any political persuasion. I believe what I believe and I respect what your beliefs are as well.
To know me , I mean to really know me is to hate me. I'm not a very likable person. I freely admit that. I'm moody,sometimes tight lipped, easily aggravated and zero patience for inane banter. I can turn on the charm when needed. Other times, I like to dispense with the pleasantries and get right too it. I'd make a horrible spouse/bf/mate,etc. Ask any of my former gf's.
And since I mentioned Gf's ergo relationships... How can you find "love" on a site like this? I suppose in rare cases it's possible. Anything is possible. For example the popularity of One Direction. Shudders. Anyways, How do you fall in love with a font? Or a small .jpg? Don't you miss holding someones's hand? Seeing their facial expressions when you talk to them.
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