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Going on on a pseudo date.thingy,kinda...
created @ 06/22/2011 08:52 am
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A lady friend (well more of a acquaintance) wants to go out for a round or 2 of drinks tonight. Let me preface this by saying,she's cute. She has that whole pinup girl look going on (schwing!).Not that I have any intentions (well other than buying some beer..as it's $1 Yuengling / Pbr night!) The downsides are :


1. Her large as a Peterbuilt truck is apparently cheating on her.
2. I will be the proverbial shoulder to cry on.
3. If fore mentioned no neck bf happens to appear I will become a pudgy punching bag.

Again this is just a friendly get together over drinks, however I suspect she'll be crying in her beer, I smile weakly and offer up hall mark like words of encouragement and my luck the beer will be flat (and warm) and the ex will pummel me (hopefully AFTER me having a few pbr's).
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