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A career change and you make the call
created @ 08/28/2012 08:02 pm
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So my start up called "Andes good llama's" failed miserably. I figured, hell everyone loves llamas.Apparently not.

So...I'm thinking Male Exotic Dancer. This could prove to be quite lucrative. People will pay me to remain fully clothed. OR maybe a professional YES man. I'll be your wingman and fluff up your ego. Your flunky of sorts. Or maybe Crash Test Dummy. I figure I drive badly as it is...let me get paid for it.

It's up to you FUBAR. I want to be part of the 1 %.
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