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The Blob waited patiently for It's next four Human Victims, to run to the Freezer and get in, so It couldn't go after them. Instead, they ran to the Shed, and grabbed Shotguns and a Flame Thrower. It then heard The Narrator speak:

"When You're a Blob, you eat stupid people trying to kill you when they can't. It's what you do. GEICO, helps you save 15% or more..." The creature couldn't take it anymore as it shook a formed fascimile of a head and face. It then rolled up to The Director as he noticed and suddenly yelled 'CUT'!

It began cussing out The Director, holding The Script in his face:

"Dude! these Motherfuckers were SUPPOSED TO RUN INTO THE FREAKIN' FREEZER SO I CAN'T GET THEM BECAUSE IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD! WHO THE HELL MADE THESE CHANGES ANY DAMN WAY?" It demanded.

"Well...I did. It's for dramatic effect. If you chase them into The Shed..."

The Blob covered The Director and ate him instead, then looked to everyone else and said:

"All Right. GEICO Commercial Number 118. THIS TIME, RUN TO THE DAMN FREEZER. ALL RIGHT?"

The four Actors readily agreed, seeing the Late Director dissolving inside of The Creature. The Blob then declared:

"Places...annnnnd, ACTION!"

 

Finis.


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