Fubar Blogs 3

My Kids
losin my kids is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. i was stayin wit my step mom n when i let my sons dad come visit him. my step mom was cool wit it at first.. til i was gonna let him take Ricky home wit him for 3 days. than my step mom told me that if i was to let him take ricky than i have to get out of her house.. n that's ricky's father i can't jus keep him from seein his dad.. so i pretty much got kicked out..so a few days go by n dhs showed up at my baby daddy's door.. n took my kids cause of my step mom callin them n tellin a bunch of lies.. so now i'm doin everything i can to get my kids back... they are my world... i luv them soo much.. the worst thing that could happen to a real good mom is have her kids taken from her.. so yeah... PS. Please everyone that reads this PRAY for me n my kids. i really need it rite now... Thanks

The Biker. A True Story.
JUST A BIKER> > I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store> line.> But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the> collection plate last> Sunday.> > I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other> on the sidewalk.> But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.> > I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant> when you saw my> bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending> a meeting to raise> more money for the hurricane relief.> > I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I> rode by. But you> didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your> cigarette butt out> the car window.> > I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But> you didn't see> me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the> homeless.> > I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me> and my friends cut> ten inches off for Locks of Love.> > I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves.> But you didn't>

Pain
Nobody sees deep down Down Inside were the pain is The pain that has caused so much hurt The pain that has caused so much grief The pain for those lost in the months past The pain that everyone thinks is over The pain that stays day after day They ask are you ok?

Back From Iraq
So i just got back from Iraq and getting ready to go on leave and have noe one to but friends to hang out with. They are good friends but I would like to meet someone of the opposite sex. I love fishing and I am plannin on goin tonight. Along with fishing and hunting I like to Cook. BBQ and soem stuff on the stove. I am a simple person and easy to get along with. If you want to know more about me just ask me. If you like me then just maybe we can hang out sometime.

Cya
Hey all, just wanted to let you all know I'm calling it quits on fubar, its been fun and have chatted with some nice people, but its time for me to go....i'll leave this up till tomorrow morning in case anyone wants to say "cya" than after that, poof I'm gone.......Take Care all !! and have tons of fun!!

New Surgery
Well after all this past 15 years I'm getting my Knee Replaces int he coming weeks. All start it in college when I torn my ligaments playng football in college in 95, the doctor who perform the surgery in my left knee did the worse job but I was a 20 years, young and dumb I did not care. The years past and a freak accident in Feb14, 2000 I broke my left femer so i had to get a steal rob on my femer sealing my life with knee problems for the rest of my life. From 2000 to 2002 i had 2 sergery done on my knee and i was told that i would in fact would need a knee replacement. I'm an active guy i do construction, play baseball, football and I train MMA with Brandon Vera "Alliance Training Center". This past July 2008 my knee gave up to the point I had to be rush to the ER for exam and was dignose that I will need to go reconstruction of my knee, but knowing my luck I got this doctor who decide to wait and go with orthoscopic surgery insted this past November and now it's june and I stil

Dj Blog
1. All staff will respect other staff and members. 2. All staff is expected to greet others 3. You picked your shift, if you are unable to show for it you are required to give one of us two hour window to find someone to cover it...if you don't show up for two shifts in a row and do not let someone know u will not be there, you will be terminated. 4.Arrive for yur shift 5-10 minutes early so u can take air. 5.Follow chain of command...ie steve, mari, then tj. DO NOT go to Angel for any reason at all. 6.DO NOT run Autos. 7. If you have a mic, use it. 8.Play all types of music, weather you like it or not. Others may want to hear it 9.Play all requests. If u don't have the song, someone else probley will have it. 10. If there is a reason that you will not be able to pull your shift please let steve, mari, or tj know..You can send us a shout, pm, or leave us a message on yahoo. One of us is always on here. 11. Make sure you have everyones yim names, especially steve, mari, and tj

Drink Four Designs Blog
Women are one of my favorite subjects for flyers. I’m looking for interested ladies who would like to submit photos for use on flyers. Check my folders to see some of my previous works including the CAUSTIC folder and the FLYERS FEATURING BLUE EYED SOUL folder. D4D is getting ready to start a new set of flyers for the bands TYRADE and CLINCH. These bands are really well known and really great dudes. Just send me a message with a link to one or more photos you would like to submit. Thanks, L.A. Moore Drink 4 Designs Tonight - AUTUMN'S OBSESSION AND DOXOLOGY July 4th - HOTEL ADAMS ROCKFEST Hotel Adams has your tickets to Sevendust. Friday August 7th 2009 Watertown Fairgrounds Arena SevendustW/ Shelflyfe, Caustic, Lake Effect Mud & Cry to the Blind Get Tickets @ Ticketweb.com In Watertown At: Big Apple Music, Bradley's Military, Bolton's Pharmacy, Nelson's Dry Cleaners and the U.S.O. building on Fort Drum , (and now) HOTEL ADAMS

It's Not Enough, I'm Sorry
I wish you were in my arms as I lay, as I slept I wish I could feel your breath, to feel the beat from your heart steady in peace. I feel this empty space left by you now you're gone, each time you leave it's more pain then you know, I know you're out there searching for me, when we meet again that first kiss will stop my heart. I will know I am home. **by A.J.David

What Kind Of Friend Are You?
I am posting this to all of you to see how many actually read their friends blogs. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a God send and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has b

Tattooing To Raise Money For Cancer Research
HEY PARTY PEOPLE! AS MANY OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW MY MOTHER HAS BEEN VERY SICK FOR A YEAR NOW. THE DOCTORS HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DISCOVER THE CAUSE OF HER EXTREME ILLNESS UNTIL RECENTLY. SHE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A HORMONE PRODUCING TUMOR IN HER LARGE INTESTINE. THIS TUMOR IS NOT CANCEROUS, HOWEVER, THIS TUMOR PRODUCES HORMONES THAT CAUSE BREAST CANCER. AT HER RECENT MAMMOGRAM, THE DOCTORS DISCOVERED A LUMP IN HER BREAST. THIS LUMP HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO BE BREAST CANCER. HERES WHERE MY AWESOME IDEA COMES INTO PLAY. I HAVENT WORKED OUT ALL OF THE DETAILS YET. IM LOOKING FOR INTERESTED TATTOO ARTISTS AT THIS TIME TO PLEDGE A FEW HOURS ONE WEEKEND (DATE WILL COME AT A LATER TIME) TO TATTOO TO RAISE MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH. IF THINGS GO AS I PLAN THEM TOO IT WILL BE ABOUT THE SIZE OF A TATTOO CONVENTION, OVER A 3 DAY PERIOD. IM CURRENTLY SPEAKING TO SOME BIG NAME TATTOO ARTISTS WHO ARE EXCITED ABOUT HELPING WITH MY IDEA. (I WONT GIVE AWAY THE NAMES JUST YET BUT ONE OF THEM HAS THEIR OWN SH

My Poetry
Delicate fingers graze the ample multitude of linens and pelts hung neatly. Shades of indigo, ebony, crimson she paints intricately over the fair features of her pallid skin. Her gaze constant, confident as the reflection before her returns with carnal glances, Emerald orbs scanning every inch of her exquisite form. She walks the streets, nose held high as it very well should be, For none merely grazes the height of her beauty…and she knows it. Snickers and white noise of back talk sling from every direction The seemingly dull piercing of blunt edged daggers from women who long to be her. To her, their words are simple child’s play. Eyes of men devour her with every effortless step she leaves. As she continues, not a care crosses her mind That she destroys their every desire with a poised turn of cheek. With a graceful flip of golden tresses, she carries on Only to find herself back at her solemn doorstep of a lifeless dwelling. Take a moment, Seek beyond th

St. Louis Cathedral
St. Louis Cathedral HAUNTED PLACE: The St. Louis Cathedral Basilica ADDRESS: 615 Pere Antoine Alley, New Orleans, Louisiana/ LOCATION: The St. Louis Cathedral Basilica can be found near the corner of Peron Antone Alley and Chartres Street, directly across from Jackson Square. DESCRIPTION: This beautiful 1850 Cathedral Basilica is the landmark structure of New Orleans, with its two side steeples and central bell tower with its steeple. It is designed inside along the lines of traditional large churches of its time, with a central main altar, two side alters, a beautiful pipe organ, that has recently been rebuilt due to water damage from Katrina, a vestibule and other statues of importance, breathtaking ceilings and lovely decor. The lovely Cathedral Garden can be found behind the Cathedral-Basilica, on Royale Street. HISTORY: On this plot of land, there have been 4 churches, built to serve the spiritual and physical needs of the people of New Orleans. The first st

Forbing Railroad Tracks
Forbing Railroad Tracks The train tracks that run through the town of Forbing are said to be haunted by a man with no head. The story says that the man was hit by a train many years ago and taking off his head. He can be seen at midnight looking for his head, but you can only see a light from his lantern moving down the tracks. There is also a story of a school bus full of children that was hit by a train. It is said if you put flour on the front of your car , place your car in neutral right before you get to the tracks, that you will be pushed by over the tracks by the spirits of the children and they will leave tiny hand prints in your car where they pushed your car over the tracks to safety.

Life
Today...i had the biggest wakeup call of my life..I honestly didnt realize how much i took life forgranted until this happened.We had went to my aunts..my sister was fine,happy,jolly....and within a split second she had blacked out and fell in the floor,non-responsive...we had to call the ambulance out....i watched them put my baby sister on the stretcher & put her in the back of the ambulance.All i could do was pray to god that nothing would happen to her.I prayed & prayed & prayed...all that could come to my head was how much i had taken her forgranted & thought she would always be there..We got to the e.r. and waited & waited & yes waited some more....then by the grace of god my sister was alright.I could've cried a thousand rivers i was so happy.I hugged her & didnt want to let her go.So..ive been sittin here thinking of how much i really have taken forgranted,how many ppl ive took forgranted.thinking they would always be around.I realize how selfish i have been towards other ppl.A

Yesterday's Experience Sucked
Just an advice. Whenever you mow the lawn. Make sure you're fully clothed or have some OFF on, so you won't get bitten by a misquito or worse (like what I experienced yesterday). I got stung in the side of the head by a bee and let me tell you, IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!! So today I'm gonna finish mowing the lawn but this time I'm gonna wear my hat, pants instead of shorts and a T-shirt and spray some OFF on. I don't wanna have an experience like yesterday again. It took 3-4 hours for the pain to settle down. I took 2 asprins, and I put an ice patch on my head to try to settle the pain down. Yeah it was that bad, so BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

Randomness
through the airborne dirt I run/eyes on my target and hands upon my gun/I cross the dusty streets/intent upon my call/to get to my brethrens side/ finish the battle once and for all/My aim is true/My steel on target/The death I deal/Makes me larger/Than life for those who would come against me I walk w/a jaunt/of someone in senior year/the world at my feet/the rest by the ear/I wrestle with glee/play ball with abandon/date all the girls I can/and the rest are just out of fashion/my hair was long/my eyes mahogany/The rest of the boys/were left in agony/dateless and alone/on their friday night/if only they knew/who my backseat hosted each night Not just a trucker/but a natural they said/hustles that truck like he was born in a sleeper bed/Peter or Freight/he drove them all/coast to coast/and to countries big and small/Never late/dam near early/always with a smile/and his paint was clean and pearly The bay was my love/she treated me well/drove all over her/from here to hell/all night l

Shewonderswhy
and where did they all come from...I am overwhelmed...at this site... Little girl lost Who's only five. Where is my mother? They sent her away, Insanity robbed her they say. With so many children what could she do? If only she had known she had everything to lose All the demons she has to fight will she remember the little girls plight. Not even a card not even a letter The little girls asks why? They say she's better. The years roll by, The little girl don't remember of her mother she lost in sixty-five of December. She calls her one day and says we can make this better. Her mothers reply, When they sent me away I lost my children that day. So go on now I am busy today. I'm sorry to hear that was all the girl could say. She hangs up the phone and turns to cry for the mother she lost in 65. Little girl lost What will she do? I don't even think she has a clue.

Not Meant To Be
It's never enough to say I'm sorryIt's never enough to say I careBut I'm caught between what youWanted from me, and knowingIf I give that to yaI might just disappear.Nobody wins when everyone's losingOh, it's likeOne step forward and two steps backNo matter what I do you're always madAnd I can't change your mind, Oh, it's likeTrying to turn around on a one way streetI can't give you what you wantAnd it's killing me and I, I'm starting to seeMaybe we're not meant to beIt's never enough to say I love youNo, it's never enough to say I tryIt's hard to believe that's there'sNo way out for you and meAnd it seems to be, The story of our lifeNobody wins when everyone's losingIt's like one step forward and two steps backNo matter what I do you're always madAnd I can't change your mind, ohIt's like trying to turn around on aOne way street. I can't giveYou what you want and it's killing meAnd I, I'm starting to seeThat maybe we're not meant to beThere's still time to turn this aroundShould we be

This Is Great!....
I'm lovin this delete button!.....I think I need to click on it a few more times! If only real life could be as easy!....Just click on the shit that you want to go away and "POOF", gone, eradicated, erased, like a chapter ripped out of a book....to disappear as though it never fuckin existed....what a concept! If you've been deleted, don't take it personally. You think WAY too highly of yourself anyway....If you have NOT been deleted, don't take that personally either. It's just because I'm not done with you yet, or you just got lucky...or maybe it's just because I haven't ripped all of your tracks yet. Whatever the case may be, just don't fuckin take it personally. We're all here to have a good time, just relax and go with it. I've tried being nice, I've tried being normal, and it was the worst 5 minutes of my life, so I'm back to being ME.....Like it or leave it. C ya.

Both Genders
first off i like to say i well be updateing this time from time on people you need to watch out for i hate when people get used lie and or lead on playing with someone elses emotions and then when it happens to them they bitch and complan but they forget who they have hurt them selfs well and before you say anything this does not just happen on fubar it happens in real life too offline people are too chicken shit who have no balls to simply tell the other person there not itnerested rather then just want to lie and keep it going like a sick game tell someone gets hurt in the end first off we got this woman who is 35 she sent some guy to my profile becuse she was too much of a pussy just becuse you got a pussy does not mean you have to be one anyways he block me all ebcuse i asked her why she lie her name is Cougar~prowlin' around i was readingsomeone blog asking this subjectDo long distance relationships ever work? I mean really do they?------------------------------------------an

Historical Truths You Didnt Know!
In a former life, I kept a diary while sowing my wild oats in the Indian Subcontinent. I was sauve, but cheap. My only gift to each girlfriend was a red dot. The dot became a status symbol. It was the 'gucchi bag' of yesteryear & became a fashion trend. My diary was later published as the Kama Sutra. Now You know.

Long Distance Relationships
i was reading someone blog asking this subjectDo long distance relationships ever work? I mean really do they?------------------------------------------and this is what i saidyes they do but they are something you have to really dedicate you and the other person to really make sure there is something there try and make time for them either by talking on here or on the phone or some other way of communication and be honesty with one another and be understanding with one another even if they have kids you have to rember they come first before anything else like i have always said before it can work but so many people don't want to put up any kind of effort into things at all

The Big List Of Fun Stuff To Do In That Boring Ol' Courtroom Of Law...
1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him" 10. Actually call him 11. Bring a kazoo. 12. Act like you're doing something important, and ask them to "keep it down" 13.

40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex
NOT KISSING FIRST Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. NOT SHAVING You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance. SQUEEZING HER BREASTS Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. BITING HER NIPPLES Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re try

Zero Cool
In times of war or uncertainty there is a special breed of warrior ready to answer our Nation’s call. A common man with uncommon desire to succeed. Forged by adversity, he stands alongside America’s finest special operations forces to serve his country, the American people, and protect their way of life. I am that man.My Trident is a symbol of honor and heritage. Bestowed upon me by the heroes that have gone before, it embodies the trust of those I have sworn to protect. By wearing the Trident I accept the responsibility of my chosen profession and way of life. It is a privilege that I must earn every day.My loyalty to Country and Team is beyond reproach. I humbly serve as a guardian to my fellow Americans always ready to defend those who are unable to defend themselves. I do not advertise the nature of my work, nor seek recognition for my actions. I voluntarily accept the inherent hazards of my profession, placing the welfare and security of others before my own.I serve wi

Creation Of Words
Words flowed from my fingertips.lust in blood with tearsof fear and love written on the body. A secret language in passion,encrypted messages understood by no one.Except his eyes.She holds the code that deciphers this heart this mind which lies within the deepest part of meHerein, he defines creation.It is raw emotionI spill for himboth complex and simple that moves the muse,stirs an echo of little words. I leak from vital points.Almost visceral its tearingthoughts from me...thoughts of him.Words formed, everythingeverything I want.I want to say.Shouldn't.

Why I Cant Stand People
here are some of the reason why i hate people1. why is it so hard for someone to say hey iam not all that interested in you rather playing you like a fine turn violin2.why is it so hard to be bluntly honest and when you catch someone in a lie they try and turn it back on you rather then admitting to the crime 3.why is it so hard to openly admit that you have a bf/gf/married/open relationship4. as i said before i hate people who are hypocrite and cynical when they cant fix them self but they expect others to followi plan on deleting a lot of my profiles on a lot of different sites i was even thinking of deleting my my space page but i wont only becuse of the people who i do talk toi plan on keeping my myspace and my facebookother then that iam deleting everything iam tired of the lies the head games the dramai thought high school was long gone but people sure seem to live in it stillyou know i love it when people tell me something and then there action speaks differentlyit happens all t

You Are Making Me High
I'll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can't help but touch myself That's why I want you so bad Just one night of Moonlight, with you there beside me All night, doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise You're makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Can't get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I wanna be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is Moonlights, with you there inside me All night, doin it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby, baby Oooh I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise, ooh boy You're makin me high Baby, baby, baby, baby I want to feel your heart and soul inside of me Let's make a de

How My Past Hunts Me
You was not known by to many. But you was loved by alot. It is not fair that you didnt get a chance to live life and experiance the joys of life. You had brought joy to alot of people with out even knowing. I am proud to say I am your uncle. I will hold the memories of you close to my heart for the I sit here looking back at how much you meant to me. I could not tell you or show you what was in my heart for fear of your reaction. You where the first to show me love and to hold me when I was down in the dumps. I feel your loving touch even to this day wishing it was not just my mind playing tricks on me. I now know you were the best thing that ever happened to me. But now it is to late for me to know what happiness truly is now that I have lost you my love. I will now just wonder in the darkness deep in the woods watching and protecting my land. howling out for your return. I miss your soft touch of your lips on mine and the feeling of warmth of your hugs as I lay down for sleep at

Writings
A blank page looks up at me this nightBut when I look back at itIts you that I see Struggling to find the right wordshere i sit thinking of you Holding you close thats what I wanna doTo smell your hair as you snuggle closeTo feel the warmth of your skin as I pull you to meTo kiss you and hold you close A blank page looks up at me this nightBut when I look back at itIts you that I see A poem I wrote a while ago. It's called "May the Angels watch over you" May the angels watch over you, and always bless your heart,You will always be protected, no matter what the part!May you know peaceful sleep, as well as beautiful dreams,For I'm always with you, no matter how harsh the world may seem!May you always know that I love you, forever with all my heart,You are the one who fills me up, from you I'll never part!

Poetry
Welcome to America Where everything is fake To the blood that you drop To the breaths that you take That guy got shot twice But he's still strong enough to fight That guy was killed But he was alive to haunt the night I love the brilliantly planned plot And the conveniently places police The highly trained secret agent Always disturbs the enemy's peace The bomb is about to go off But there is still enough time to run Because you won't get out the building Until the ticker counts down to one The mother ship is under attack The space pilots are dieing Lasers are screaming pass the universe And camera trickery are lying Welcome to digital cable Where all magic can be real A man can be immortal And a hero can punch through steel Where's the foolish criminal Who will later become a hero? Where's the crackhead superstar Waiting to be turned into a zero Welcome to hollywood Where the paparazzi crawls And all your money bribery Is hidden beneath the walls i recently started at my new job.today

Connected To You
FEELING SO SPIRITUALLY CONNECTED THAT HAS A BLINDING LIGHT, TO SEE YOUR SOUL IT IS MIGHTY BRIGHT. YOUR SPIRIT LIFTED SO HIGH THAT THE MEASURE IS BEYOND SPACE AND SKY, THOUGHTS OF YOU I CAN’T COMPARE AND FEEL HONORED THAT YOUR HEART YOU WOULD SHARE. IN THE DEPTHS OF YOU I CAN FEEL FREE TO OPEN UP AND JUST BE ME, GREATFUL TO HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND TO THIS I HOPE NO END. YOU TOUCHED MY HEART IN WAYS YOU’LL NEVER KNOW, BUT I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU SO.........

Poems
angel from above ur now on earth u came in my life to bad ur someones wife i think of u all the time to come this may be a crime but if it is i will do the time for ur my angel i dream of u have my heart in ur hand all i ask is that u dont break it for i am always willing to be ur man people come people go but every now and than theres ones u dont want to let go u will do anything to keep them close to show how u feel u give them ur heart u give them ur soul just to keep them from going but if they go u really cant stop them but u can always hold them with in ur heart for love is what i give and ask u not to go but its all up to u

Lost In A Cloud
oh how i dream Oh how i dream of ONLY you No matter what I try to do My heart certainly has a mind of its own The 1 thing that no person controls Oh how I dream of ONLY you This my friend you know is true Should there ever come a day That you actually come my way You will know its you I adore For ONLY you can open the door Oh how I would like you by my side This my LOVE I will not denie Oh how I want ONLY you I hope he knows, Exactly who, I'm talking to (Now YOU know why I named my profile) "dreAmer" American,

From My Journel
I keep Wednesday's free for my pleasure and amusement. I like a weekly massage to relax me so called to arange one for Wednesday morning after my ballet class. The masseur arrived ahead of time, and I had to rush around organising the massage table we have as the for him to work on.The doorman buzzed, and then I opened the door myself, despite not having had the time to rush upstairs and get my dressing robe. Yes, I was naked! John didn't seem too surprised, but greeted me and said: 'I see you're ready for me!' I smiled and watched as he came thru the door. I closed the door. He helped me get the massage table up. I then got a striped towel, orange and green stripes, which I spread onto the table top. I asked John: 'Where do you want it?' I meant the table, but he answered: 'Up, prone on the top please!' He was smiling, and I could see we were going to have a fun time. He opened his box of tricks as I pushed the table a little closer to one of the long windows and climbed up on i

Gay Vs Straight
Seriously there are straight people there are gay people and there are bi. I happen to have bi times and imp not going to deny that but honestly if urn gay don’t make a big deal out of it. If u doesn’t want ne one to know then doesn’t say anything. hell u could be as gay as a football bat and no ones going to care as long as u don’t make a huge deal out of it. ok should everyone that is straight run around asking for a silent day to support being straight... no so just stop I’m sorry but I’m a very blunt person if u don’t like it fine stay off but other than that I don’t give a shit. I will say that so gay all I want. Nobody sees it as a problem to say that retarded or that’s stupid. And there are retarded and stupid people out there so what. At least they don't announce it to the world they just live their lives.

Talkies
I have an Enchanted Forest I made for the occassion of my granddaughter's sixth birthday. I created it right after having surgery on my ankle, but there ain't nothin' a good Chi Chi wouldn't do for her Tate. She loves it. There is a Dragon's Lair within it's verdent depths, and of course a dragon. This dragon is also very special. It came from Tate's mother, my daughter - Fae, on a Mother's Day quite awhile ago. He came from a place that is filled with stone statues, as if Medusa were a frequent visitor or something silly like that. He sits on his Celtic swing and sweetly guards the entrance to his lair with a clawed foot to his wide open mouth shouting to my granddaughter "LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!", and to me he shouts "HEY, LAAAAAADDDDYYYY!". That is some background for why I have the random thoughts that I do. I will share a few with you if you just push the right button below... And to give credit for inspiration, where credit is due - the fabulous fellow Michi

Hella Skanky!
Heres a story i heard. So, i heard this story from a friend, and i found this very nasty, and fucked up. So, this is what happened. This dude had broken up with this girl, he dated another and found he still had feelings for his ex. so he couldnt think of anything to do but to try to get a hold of her. he finds her on facebook and regains her number after a few messages are exchanged. well the next week they start hanging out and having fun. the girl tells him, she still has feelings for him and confesses that she cried everynight for a week when they broke up. So time goes on, the guy is falling back in love with her. they end up having sex for the first time in a long time. before his next visit with her, she tells him oh i miss you , i cant wait to hang out with you and taste ur lips. So one day he goes and walks her home from work and decides to spend the rest of the day with her and have dinner. After dinner she tells him oh my brothers friend came over today and hung out w

Epically Inappropriate Status Messages
These are only funny because they are true. *If I'm too lazy to masturbate, do you really think I have the motivation to talk to someone I don't know? *I don't wanna be drunk the first time we make love, so can we just fuck instead? *Statuses about your cock are only funny when you're not lying. *If "Obama" is the answer, Then that must have been one stupid ass question. *I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. *Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. *There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL *If a Dodge Challenger was a dude, I'd totally get over my gag reflex. *Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. *Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. *I don'

Capricorn Female
It is very difficult to define the characteristics profile of a Capricorn girl exactly. She can be the sexy babe on the beach or a scientist sitting in the laboratory, doing experiments that can save mankind. Whatever she is on the outside, when you look inside you will find a girl who looks for security, authority, respect and position. It is an entirely different matter how she seeks to achieve these goals. It may be as the president of a country or as the wife of an ambitious man. She seeks recognition and it doesn't matter how she gets it. A Capricorn female is like that goat, which has to reach the top of the mountain. It doesn't matter what position she starts and how slowly she walks, she will be at the top much before those, who were running in front of her. She will do it with such subtlety that you wouldn't even know when she crossed all the milestones. She has her aims and ambitions, but they don't come before her family. She can enjoy the role of a wife or a mother as much

Sexual Appitite ;)
I crawl under the table, lift your dress over your silky creamy thighs, jus enough to xxpose them beautifully glistenin lips. teasin you, my tongue slides round the out walls of your constant moisten pussy. you out a slight but quiet moan. my rings catching your clit, jus enough for you to feel. body squirmin to get ever closer. tryin not to draw to much attention as to what is goin on in our direction. you slide your ass closer to the edge of your seat. pullin my face closer to your pussy, the smell of your scent intoxicating. my tongue slidin in deeper and deeper. your hands grabbin my long hair, pullin me in tighter between your creamy thighs. my tongue movin in and out between your drippin lips. my teeth nibblin, sometimes soft. most times hard, jus so i can see the pain, pleasure on your face as i peek from under where im at.hearin you wince and moan has got me hard. the more i flirt with your clit, the louder you get.people turn to see what is all the comotion. mostly

My Poetry
as i sit hereand try to dry the tearsi am once again remindedof all the little fearsi feel my strength fadeinga little more each dayand i pray for the peaceto find me some wayi close my eyesbut no dreams to seenothing but blacknessin front of meyou ask how i ami will tell you just finebecause this pain i carrywill last beyond timei will wear a smile for all to seewishing just onewould look and seethat my soul is dyinggrows colder every dayGod please help memake the hurt go awayi drop to my kneesand surrender it alli will walk in the shadowsi will let this angel fall........................ Daddyzlostangel once thought i knewhow life should bebut all this painis slowly killing mei feel the darknessgrow deeper in my heartfeel its slashesas it cuts me apartto look in a mirrorjust makes me crybecause the woman i knewhas slowly diedshe once had a heartso strong and truebut after shatteredthe pieces she threwi wish i could rememberjust once to seei want to know how it feltwhen i knew me D

4th Of July?
Oh Im sure what Im about to say is going to piss alot of people off but dont forget, there isnt a lil person in my head running in circles yelling "give a damn, give a damn". We are so stoked about The 4th of July....but why? I mean I know people have died for this country but that also happens in every day life as well. We tend to forget the truth on this country..how it so called "got the freedom". It was stolen from the people who were here first. Where was the freedom then? Where was the voice that spoke up and said, "ya know what, this is OUR country". There was no voice, those people who now live on small parts of land were killed. For the soul purpose of mine mine mine!. Whatever...my point is, before you shoot off your fire works, have your family cook out...take a moment to remember the ones that DIED so people could be here..oh and dont forget...if it wasnt for the NATIVE AMERICANS...most of the people on the boats would have died as well...My people taught them how to live.

How I Feel Today, August 17, 2010
The way I feel today August 17, 2010. The way I feel today, is I’m being punished and I am nothing but a piece of dirt on my family’s shoes for they ignore me. My fault I guess because I created another profile on Fubar (my ex has gotten my son to think Fubar is porn and the source of the Trojan virus that infected her laptop. If that was true then all the computers using their internet access, wouldn’t they? I am loosing weight from the lack of food and drinking a lot of water in these wicked hot days, The reason for the lack of food is because my Food Stamps have not yet arrived and I am out of food. I was rationing my food to one meal a day to make to it until my Food Stamps arrived, but I miss calculated. That is okay since I have been drinking lots of coffee to curve my appetite, so I won’t go to bed feeling hungry like I did when I was a young boy. I will not bother with that family that talked me into buying this mobile home since they do not really treat

Snakebit
Different places ive been too and seen crack me up. its the little things such as , in Albany, New York there isnt any Sonics. Alot of people i talked to didnt know what a frito chili pie is, In Oklahoma there are Quiktrips everywhere, once again not in Albany. Traffic was insane. Seemed like you could take a cab anywhere for 6 bucks, which was worth it. For you smokers, cigarettes are like 10 bucks a pack. I did however meet alot of interesting people, had alot of different food, the weather was really awesome. The Catskill Mountains ,well everyone should take a look see.

Wasted
This song explains how I feel about relationships, mine and other peoples . I sort of feel like I'm one to hang on much longer then I should and I dont know when to just cut my losses and let it go. I am also tired of wasting life away unhappy when I know happiness is out there . Im struggleing to make some tough decisions about my life and its a long road to find the right answer. Standing at the back doorShe tried to make it fastOne tear hit the hard woodIt fell like broken glassShe said sometimes love slips awayAnd you just can't get it backLet's face itFor one split secondShe almost turned aroundBut that would be like pouring rain dropsBack into a cloudSo she took another step and saidI see the way out and I'm gonna' take itI don't wanna' spend my life jadedWaiting to wake up one day and findThat I've let all these years go byWastedAnother glass of whisky but it still don't kill the painSo he stumbles to the sink and pours it down the drainHe says it's time to be a man and sto

Backdoor Romeo-t-ride 1991
This One is Deep-It actually is Brilliant Writing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SlSFnTv2fk&feature=related Knock at the backdoorClick at the glassGirl inside has got a little surpriseShe gonna get his assAll over town, he's been leaving the girls undoneTelling them all that they're the only oneShe said Bang! Bang! if I catch youWith another womanCome on, Come on don't you buffalo meRomeo came knocking at the doorShe said: "I catch you sucking someone else's dirty lips you're dead for sure"I'll knock at your backdoor most every nightBut you ain't my only stopLong as we keep it out of sightToo bad if I get caughtIt's a better game if you play the sucker rightSo let me spell it outSo you can keep the rules tightI'm just a Romeo knockin' at the backdoorIn the middle of the nightSo, give it to meGive it to 'em, babeBang! Bang! if I ever touch another womanCome on, come on don't you buffalo meRomeo came knocking at the doorShe said: "I catch you sucking someone else's dirty lips

Random Thoughts
Yes almost everyone would love to own one of America's most famous sports cars the Chevrolet Corvette . However like clothes some are just not made for each individual to wear or look good in . After intensive study and research here are the results for those who and who shouldn't think of purchasing a Corvette . 1st Generation 1953 to 1962 These beautiful Vettes are for the true Auto Enthusiast who respects the history of this vehicle who is in their late 50's and up . 2nd Generation 1963 to 1967 These babies were sweet and by 1965 Big Blocks were being dropped into them , these models are for those in their mid 30's and up . 3rd Generation 1968 to 1982 These sexy fast rides are for guys and girls in their late 30's to early 50's . 4th Generation 1984 to 1996 5th Generation 1997 to 2004 6th Generation 2005 to present These last 3 generations are nice but these are for the the 20 somethings and for most part are disposable cars . ' If your in your mid 40's and up " No

The Virtuous Woman: From Proverbs 31
The Virtuous Wife 10 Who[b] can find a virtuous[c] wife? For her worth is far above rubies. 11 The heart of her husband safely trusts her; So he will have no lack of gain. 12 She does him good and not evil All the days of her life. 13 She seeks wool and flax, And willingly works with her hands. 14 She is like the merchant ships, She brings her food from afar. 15 She also rises while it is yet night, And provides food for her household, And a portion for her maidservants. 16 She considers a field and buys it; From her profits she plants a vineyard. 17 She girds herself with strength, And strengthens her arms. 18 She perceives that her merchandise is good, And her lamp does not go out by night. 19 She stretches out her hands to the distaff, And her hand holds the spindle. 20 She extends her hand to the poor, Yes, she reaches out her hands t

"a Woman Waits For Me" By Walt Whitman
"A WOMAN WAITS FOR ME" by Walt Whitman A WOMAN waits for me—she contains all, nothing is lacking, Yet all were lacking, if sex were lacking, or if the moisture of the right man were lacking. Sex contains all, Bodies, Souls, meanings, proofs, purities, delicacies, results, promulgations, Songs, commands, health, pride, the maternal mystery, the seminal milk; 5 All hopes, benefactions, bestowals, All the passions, loves, beauties, delights of the earth, All the governments, judges, gods, follow’d persons of the earth, These are contain’d in sex, as parts of itself, and justifications of itself. Without shame the man I like knows and avows the deliciousness of his sex, 10 Without shame the woman I like knows and avows hers. Now I will dismiss myself from impassive women, I will go stay with her who waits for me, and with those women that

Presidential Decree
Dear Citizens: In our haste we've created our own perils; this injustice has taken our hopes of tomorrow. We pride on being Americans and yet have no pride. We depend on our nieghbors to spend money to make a living to provide for our own. We are so proud of new innovations we spend more time concealing these secrets instead of sharing as our forefathers have done as neighbors. Crime is high on many levels; well don't you think if we all at least could live the means of living there would be as much? You say give us a chance; I say okay. Breaking Poverty If at the present time you do NOT make more than $250,000.00 a year your Salary Account is now being automatically started with the AGREEMENT. You will sign for this Contract with the knowledge if you BREAK your word of honnor execution is the penalty of Treason. 1. You'll receive a house and Tranportation (one time gift) 2. Employment of choice 3. Education of choioce 4. Retirement after 25 years 5. Month paid vacation onc

No Title.....
***I finally see the ending...of this long,strange journey.The end is only as close as,the next decision I make.I see the end as clear as..I see the beginning;The beginning is now..The end is but one second ahead...And when I reach the end I findIt is only another beginning..Here and now, this minute..this second...is a gift from the GodsI may not have another and so..I must be wise!The beginning must be about love....and if so then......the ending will also be about love....***

Fubar Names (rant)
Once again, I;m not perfect and I hurt your feelings please contact me in a Private msg. Thank you. I've been browsing thru ppl on here and talking to ppl here and there and I'm finding out that not only do ppl have fake pics, but they also have fake names too. When your name is, "DirtySlut69" or "ImaSkank44," I'm gonna think that your a hoebag and I 'm gonna treat you like one too. Now, I'm not hating. I love hoebags! "See that girl over there? She can suck a golfball through a garden hose. Now that's a hoebag!" So I've been talking to these "hoes" and treating them as such and I've been getting deleted, blocked and ignored. Seriously? If you don't want to be treated like a hoe, then change your name to a real name or, "Princes85" or "Cutie22." Is that clear enough?

The Power Intensifies In Smaller Packages
It’s a smart and attractive outlook in the electronic gadget segments that is in place. The change is good, and tablet PCs are the living examples of that. Especially something the tech savvy people will just more than love it. The link at www.rightshopping.in/g/itb.asp?C=HCL-Tablet-PC&b=HCL&cid=17 host the rest from HCL, and just a click there takes you to the tablet PC kingdom. The power has gone pocket sized now, but with a lot more efficacy. It’s the telecommunication device boom that is on course surrounding you, and RightShopping.in fetches the immediate result in tablet PC formats.

Question?
If a person told you,"in time I can give you everything you desire. All I ask is to never ask me to change, and when I ask for you to do things in return you, respect my wishes, and me." How would you answer. Remember that anything and everything you want can be given in time, and all they are asking is for you to respect them and who they are with wanting them to change anything about them. If you need more information, let me know what question you have. I am trying to understand how other people view the people they talk to. The biggest question I got so far was if that person was a control freak. No this is a situation where if you were looking to start dating someone whether male or female your choice. The person is making you a promise that anything you would ever need or want could be yours, and doesn't want to change the person they are in return.

Help Looking For Significant Other
I come to ask looking for significant other. I'm looking for a real realtionships sone in which will be my last a proposal and a marriage that will last I'm nice guy easy going likes to hangout be active whatch movies cuddle talk at a constant be there for you I'm a loving caring guy sick of getting left for a guy that might be ripped or better looking then me I'm just looking for a women that can steal my heart and keep it tell death makes us apart but ill always be there also I smoke gonja tryn to stop smoking cigs by smoking gonja it's working kinds but please alls I ask is try to get to know me and and we can build a good realtionship

Dating Agency
Gentlemen often become giddy when gorgeous Ukrainian girls get chatty. While it's fine to let the ladies take control of the conversation, girls like it when guys guide the gabbing too. Those who aren't prepared with topics to talk about, may mistakenly blurt out bride myths or bring up exes by accident. Meaningful conversations are much more important. The key is to keep it light and enjoyable while also getting to know more about her. Career, College Many Russian and Ukrainian women go to work, attend universities, or do both! There is a wealth of information to learn by chatting about these topics. You can ascertain how ambitious she is, identity her intelligence level, and predict if her career path will prosper in your town. Music, Movies, Books Sharing your favorite things is an easy way to get Ukrainian girls to open up about theirs. These entertainment topics can unite people of all different cultures and delve into deep conversations. You may be surprised how many l

Omg Idiots
replyJeff Freeman: i need cherred bom plz 10:16ammoreTo Jeff Freeman: why u asking me for? 10:17amreplyJeff Freeman: why you ony cherry bom grils folder am asking as a frend to help ok 10:20ammoreTo Jeff Freeman: i dont even have a cherry bomb wtf u on about? and if u check my bling i have never HAD a cherry bomb so never bombed anyone 10:21amreplyJeff Freeman: what eve what live our you 10:23ammoreTo Jeff Freeman: i have no clue what ur on about go look at my bling and tell me have i ever had a cherry bomb??? no i havent 10:24amreplyJeff Freeman: listing her i aint on nothing ok and you have had a cherry bomb becuse yo wood not be thy livl you our smart ass 10:48ammoreTo Jeff Freeman: i have BEEN cherry bombed before you start calling me a liar i have not had to BUY a cherry bomb which u dont do until llvl 36 actually so you want ppl up in your page for being rude to me go ahead 10:48ammoreTo Jeff Freeman: im lvl 31 hence just need to be bombed lvl 36 you have to cherry bomb s

Non-bikers
To the non-bikers: To the people that think my life needs to be saved, well it is- but let me tell you something, if my life needs to be saved, your not the one that can save me only the Lord can do that and the last time I looked your not him. As for my life being corrupted, if it is corrupted then it was my own doing. Let me tell you something no one can corrupt my life but me and I think my life is just fine. Oh yes and about being a proper lady, who are you to say I'm not a proper lady you don't know me, you don't live with me 24/7 so how do you know what I am. I have and still do a lot for my friends, family and my community. I also have done a lot for the people on this site. I worked as a nurse for over 15 years and I council incest children, I still volunteer at the nursing homes. So can say the same? As for anyone dragging me into a life of sin- that's just funny, no one can drag you somewhere you don't want to go. The way I see it, I'm fine with the Lord can you say the same?

-hurt-
I Hurt MySelf Today, To See If I Still Feel. I Focused On The Pain, The Only Thing That's Real. The Needle Tears A Whole, The Old Familiar Sting. Try To Kill It All Away, But I Remember Everything. What Have I Become My Sweetest Friend? Everyone I Know, Goes Away In The End. And You Can Have It All, My Kingdom Of Dirt. I Will Let You Down, I Will Make You Hurt. I Wear This Crown Of Thorns, Upon My Liar's Chair. Full Of Broken Thoughts, I Can Not Repair. Beneath The Stains Of Time, The Feeling's Disappear. You Are Someone Else, I Am Still Right Here. What Have I Become My Sweetest Friend? Everyone I Know, Goes Away In The End. You Can Have It All, My Empire Of Dirt. I Will Let You Down, I Will Make You Hurt. If I Could Start Again, A Millions Miles Away, I Would Keep My Self, I Would Find A Way.

Confused
I'm 40 years old. I had 1 son who is now 21 he has a gf he wants to marry has moved out. I'm married to a man that went to prison for abusing his daughter. all his kids are grown and on thier own now.I'm at a point that I want to give up on my life here but don't know where or how to go. I have no family left they have all passed away. I'm on my own and scared I'm currently unemployed and have no car and am living out in the stix of east texas . I wish I had someone to turn to but I don't. How the hell do I get out of this hell

Lol
In this day and age I feel as though if a woman wants to get married so badly to the point where she keeps on nagging her man, that it should only be fair that she pay half for the ring. Marriage is part of compromising and based on teamwork. And since it involves two people, it just makes more sense if the woman would put in her fair share of the most prized posession . After all she's the one that's gonna be wearing the ring for the rest of her life...not him.

Old Cougar Tricks Messing With Young Men Young Enought To Be Their Kids..eww..
HEY Y'ALL IF YA'S SMART KEVIN LOOKINGBILL IS SO NOT TALKING FOR A LONG MINUTE. CAUSE HE GOT IN TROUBLE AND HAD TA GO ON VACATION FOR A FEW. BUT YA SEE HIS ACCOUNTS ONLINE OR GET A TEXT FROM HIS PHONE GUESS WHAT IT IS HIS PUPPET MASTER.. SHE AINT GIVING YOUR MESSAGES TA HIM.. SHE JUST STALKING HIM AND CONTROLLING HIS EVERY THOUGHT.. SO YOU WANNA LEAVE KEV MESSAGE OF ANY KINDA SEND IT TO THE ONES WHO LOVE AND CARE AND WILL GET IT TA HIM.. US HIS TRUEBLOOD GYPSY FAMILY.. Karen Moats-Lookingbill, Joseph Racine Jr, and Melissa Dufresne, via FACEBOOK EMAILS OR PHONE CALLS.. CAUSE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE THERE FOR HIM AND HELPING HIM IS HIDING SHYT FROM HIM HACKING HIS PHONE FACEBOOK AND EMAILS... AND THEN LYING TO HIM.. SAYING SHE IS THE ONLY ONE HE HAS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.. SO NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.. THIS WIFE IS LYING TO Y'ALL.. AND LYING TO HIM ABOUT ALL OF US HIS REAL TRUE LOVED ONES.. SO FOR MY FALLENANGEL SEND LOVE AND THOGHTS THREW HIS GYPSYGURL, HIS MOM, HIS BROTHER AND DAD IF YA CAN

The Blind Date
I Met him on the Internet, very nice looking and quite polite. He asked me to go to his office for some lunch. Felt nervous and excited all at once. Took the elevator to top floor of his office. He answered the door as i tapped lightly , he stepped aside for me to enter. He pointed to a Sofa in the corner for me to take a seat. We shook hands . I leaned in and whispered, Let's skip Lunch. Placed my hand on his leg than it slowly went to his groin, where I started rubbing it. His hand reached into my blouse to caress my titt and pinch my nipple. My Pussy was aching for his Cock, wanted so bad to have him take me. He licked my lips and stuck his tongue into my mouth, oh i was getting so horny.I unbuckle his pants to slide them mid thigh. than I slip my panties off and hike my skirt up. I stradle him backwards my back facing his chest. I stick his massive Cock into my now moist Pussy and slowly ride him. Up and down i am sliding, my titts bouncing and he is grabbing both in his large han

Love? Or Sex?
The title....hmmmm, is that a question? or an answer? You can decide, ya'll, this story is about a Love from afar. to most of you, a "long distance" romance, if you will. He talked to her online, on the phone, and helped her orgasm time after time. Yet, they had never met face to face. In his mind, She was perfect. She had a smile that made HIM smile, each time they "got together". He got her to relax, then talked to her the only way a Lover can, her heart, AND her mind melting until they couldnt stand being apart. Then, he made the mistake most online loves hate, saying the wrong thing. He told her he loved her. Apparently, she was merely infatuated with him, his words made her horny and wet. But he loved her! What to do? should he try and meet her in person? He had already seen every naked picture she had, as they were posted on the site they frequented. more....

I Wish I Never Heard
A fool such as I, deserves all that she gets. Every last heartache, and the harder it hits. I feel as if I'm drowning, being dragged under. Mystified by the lightning strike, following the thunder. I hear the distant roars, the screams of the night. Still I push on, searching for the light. Surrounded by darkness, refusing to cave. Feeling bitter and weak, pretending to be brave. I remember the Blade, how it tore through my flesh. Unexpected eyeopener, which shot through my chest. It came looking for me, saught me out. Sent tears down my face, while drowing in doubt. My soul was instantly, taken from me. Through watered down eyes, that didn't want to see. A feeling a little too familiar, happened yesterday. As a stranger came along, ventured my way. I ignored my gut, I have given her a chance. Yet my eyes are wide open, and my memory's enhanced. I will do as I did before, and not say a word. I just pray she never speaks, all I wish I never heard.

Hello Al
sorry im not on alot but i do try to comment ALL mt friends ans fans whaen i am on ive been busy with the kids and takeing the husband to the drs hes got smoething called gout. i will contunie to show love to all my friends and family and hope they will understand and show me the same love i have for them

Allanah Is Cut Off...
I am officially cutting allanah off from watching "What Not to Wear" on the TLC channel. It looks like alot of fun. *cough**Cough* On this show they pick someone and throw away alllll there clothes so they have to buy a new wardrobe. Guess who decided to start going through my closet and tossing clothes....? That made for a fun night though...i got to try on a bunch of stuff that i havent worn in over a year and model it for her. Which is where i could tell by how hard she laughed wether or not i would keep it. :(....now one of these days im going to have to buy more clothes. Even after I told her I like something...she would try to sneak it into the garbage pile.....gggrrrr. i wanted to hold onto the velcro shirt, but NOOOOO i had to throw it away. Lots of my pimp shirts.....GONE. When it came to the old worn out kakhi's i put my foot down.....i still have those. oh well. So if she is ever at your house....watch your closets!

Wtf
Why do you have to be that way?? Why do you have to talk about him like you love that fucker after only a week? I’m fucking tired of it stop comparing me to him I know I’m not as good as he is but you don’t have to rub it in my face its like you want to hurt my feelings...in fact you said your self that you didn’t care if you did and i thought it was only going to be that once but now you just keep doing it...I don’t want to even be friends with some one who deliberately hurts me like you do some one that doesn’t care who they hurt as long as they feel better...some one like you I think we should just not talk for a while until you feel that you can talk to me with out making me feel like a worthless pile of shit. What would you do if the person you loved was going out with some one else...and the person you love told you that they love you and that person they are going out with?? I've asked a few people what they would do in this situation and didn't like what I got back...I've been

If I Only Knew
Lovingly you smile at me so intensively making me fill lucky to be alive You fill me with joy and happiness filling me with pride just to have you by my side Your whisper's are like a love song stringing me along Me never knowing, never seeing your intention was only to do me wrong, In your eye's I could never have known just exactly what you intended for me..... A broken heart and word's filled with lie's as you gazed into my eye's a false love is what you implanted in me is this the game you meant to play, is this all along how you intended it to be I ask myself why could'int you have been honest with me but I wonder if I would of said it aloud would you have reacted really negatively You were more to me then a lover you were my best friend and now with what you've done to me I fill our friendship has to end Unbelievably I trusted you and you seen that in your heart Did you Orchestrate this whole thing just to break my heart apart A piece of me will always miss

My Peeps
One year ago today the greatest woman that ever lived passwed away. She wasn't famous and she didn't have alot of money. She wasn't a great physical beauty. However she gave everything she had to anyone who needed it. If you were hungry she would give you her own dinner before she would let you go hungry another day, if you had no place to live she would toss you a pillow and a blanket and let you stay at her place. No matter who you were or what you may have done to her in the past she never left anyone sleep in out in the cold or go hungry when she had food. She forgave all in time and her life though not easy was rich in love and laughter. One smile from her could heal a broken heart and one glance from her could dry a river of tears. Everybody who's life she ever touched will never be able to forget her. Without her my life will never be the same. I pray only that I can make her proud and find the strengtth to live my life as she did. May I forgive in time those who have done me wr

Love.
Love is a fictional emotion created in your mind to make you feel better. I believe that as humans we imitate love &&& if you think about it, its actually quite pathetic [ even though the majority of the human race is pretty pathetic ]. If you watch a baby does he/she love? No. They are happy when they recognize a face or someone that resembles their mom. As people we pretend we are in love when in actuality we are just lusting or are obsessed. Dont tell me you love me or anyone that you love them because its not true. Even if love did existed in the purest form without being under the influence of something it would be a combination of trust, friendship, physical &&& mental attraction. If you are in a relationship with someone &&& you have been in it for a week and you break up. dont cry dont be sad. You didnt lose love, you lost an obsession.

This Is Only A Joke... Please Remember That
To Swallow Or Not To Swallow There are many misconceptions as to why women should not ingest male ejaculation. The most common complaints / concerns about swallowing male ejaculate are: 1) It tastes bad 2) It's degrading 3) It's indigestible 4) It's bad for you 5) You're at a higher risk for STDs Without proper education these concerns are understandable, however unreasonable. The purpose of this article is to educate women AND men that swallowing male ejaculate is not only safe, but good for you. Many of you may be asking why bother swallowing? What is the point? There are many more reasons to swallow than to spit: First, swallowing is Tidy. Simply put, spitting is messy (as many of you women know). Spitting or ejaculating in a towel creates an unnecessary messy object to dispose of. Ejaculating on the body poses an even great problem by having to wipe off the ejaculate and further shower. In addition, if the male cums on the stomach of the female, you pose the slight t

Bathroom Pictures...
I know you've all seen them, yes the classic self shot in the bathroom. They're in MySpace, Facebook and evidently LC is no different. This trend is almost a phenomenon that one day will be seen as "Sooo 2000s". Anyways you decide you're gonna put your pic online for everyone to see, virtually for ever and ever. No matter the time, the place or the person, if they have access,they'll be able to see it. Therefore is quite funny to see all the wicked things you can spot in the background. With it being posted for posterity you would think ppl would pick up their stuff a little, but no everything is their for you to see them in the raw. So from now on I propose to you to see if you can spot cool stuff, or maybe funny stuff and repost them or put links to these pics. And if YOU are the one posting the pic, maybe picking up after yourself wouldn't be a bad idea, or maybe you can go all out and make a statement and express yourself through your room. As it is said "An image sa

Why Married People Don't Have Sex
Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry

Erotic Poems
Passion Visions of love churn inside my mind You and I lay upon silk sheets Sweating Breathless Entwined in each other’s love. Tell me how much you long for me. Whisper tenderly into my ear Kiss all my soft spots…. Take me to ecstasy I can feel your heat rising, The passion between us is too intense. I bite my lip Grab the sheets. Nails deeply embedded into your skin. How does it feel…? The harder you grind the louder I moan. Do you want me…? I look into your eyes. You stare back. Deeper… Faster… Deeper... Blood rushing to my head I cannot speak I cannot move. My muscles tighten My body begins to tremble… Breathe…. You ask How was it? However, I still cannot speak mesmerized by your love. THE EYES Kisses placed on my neck Hands on my thighs Undress me with your eyes Tongue traces my belly button. Breast to chest. Your arms are so strong against my thick waist. I nibble on your earlobe, and you return the favor. The eyes don’t

So, I Am Here
that every time i get involved in anything, it turns out to feel like a fucking chore? i can't seem to stay into anything. maybe its because im flighty. or it could just be that every time i try, all the feedback i get from everyone tells me that i shouldnt bother. i just love knowing that my presence is appreciated. hell, am i kidding. sometimes, it would be nice to see that my presence is occasionally noticed. Sweet wistful smile, she stands in the rain but not really seeing any of it she looks back others think her lovely raindrops falling around her but she alone knows the true beaty of a broken heart

Jokes
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here between my legs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says gain "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them here between my legs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DON'T YOUR EARS EVER GET COLD?"

News
I'm flying to germany today and I just wanted to let you all know that I'm not gonna be on here that often in the next few weeks. My moms computer isn't working and I will have to go over a friends house to get online! I will def miss you guys! Wish you great Holidays!

My Life
Well so much goin on!! Been doing ALOT of school work! I have finally learned to love myself, and i have never been happier. I met someone who seems to treat me good that i can relate to, nothing serious yet but can only take it as it comes. I MISS MY PURERAVE!! Oh and Olivia's bday is this weekend. So i am almost done my college coarse. Just finished the medical terminology part today. So now i start the medical transcription. I hope to be moved into my new place in 2 months...back to the big city of mississauga i go. SHIT TIME FLYS BY WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE

Depression
to many fucking questions. to many scenarios, to many possibilities, just to much shit. I don't know how to deal with this information, i do not act like this, i am not a weakling, yet, for some reason, i seem to be loosing me evil edge. why must i become weak like the rest of these morons that run this planet? how many more times does my brain have to scream before its ok to introduce it to a bullet? when is it appropriate to kill ones self? is it ever, or not at all? no, that is the cowards answer, and i will not die a coward. tis a shame that murder is illegal, as is suicide....and it is also the only crime you can be punished for even after you fail. oh well, i suppose i should just accept my fate, but why? born to loose live to win right? perhaps motorhead is right, perhaps not, but it is a nice thought. I have spent my life in such a way that i have not learned the things i suppose i should have, i was always to busy with homework to learn how to properly interect with people f

It Hurts
have you ever wondered who you really are???? i mean i have been hiding from myslef for a long time now and i never could figure out why??? o wait yes i could b/c of stupid ass people who have to jude you before they know you for example a pretty girl walks up to you but you can only see her from the said . oo dam you say what a fine pice of ass that is but the the girl turns and she has the smallest birthmark on her cheek and you make fun of her what the hell is wrong with people like there so stupid... sorry just ranting anywho i learnd this morning infact to be myself and there are people out there who care and wont judge you dont hide be yourself ok

Poems Of Past Friends
some people came into my life and their time passed ... I miss them. We shared the joys and the sorrows I miss you my friend I know I will till the end you touched me in so a many way my selfish heart wishes you could stay We laughed as few friends ever do we laughed at your quirks so much too So much energy and zest for life so much will, so much struggle and strife how do we measure the man you are how can we judge events so far is it the wonder of your child you left us behind is it the beauty of love that lived in your mind is it your legacy of a place we enjoy because of you how do we show that you made life anew you lived your dreams and did all you love you held on tight when push came to shove we talked of our lives for hours on end the measure of you I have is your my friend My life will be lacking now that your gone we will live and do as we must and go on but each day that we enter these places we share we will think of you

Knighteyes
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The Man Who Cried For The World
He sat on his knees with a single tear running down his eye, his killer smiled thinking it from fear, and as death descended upon him....only he knew he cried for his killer, for his soul and for his life. He ascended to heaven, surrounded by the joy and glory of it, but his heart didn't register any of this. he went on his own and watched over the world. The death, the killing, the wars, the disregaurd for others. Seeing all of this...wracked his heart with suffering and grief. All of those people didn't care, didn't shed a single tear for anyone but their own selfish needs. He cried. He cried for all of those people from his perch in the heavens, he cried for everyone living, for everyone who would ever live, for everyone who had already died. He cried for the world. From his vigil in the skys his tears swept down, all of the world was covered with the clouds of his agony. His tears flowed from a mourning heart and soul. For the redemp

Sparky
Hey everyone. I hope all of you enjoy the New Year. Party hearty, but,,,,,for all sake.....be SAFE.. At least party where you wont have to drive. So play hard and be good....I am sure alot here would like to see you come back, safely.

Holy Shit Wrestling!!!
OMG LADIES JOHN CENA IS EVEN SEXIER IN PERSON!!! BTW I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET 5TH ROW AT FLOOR BUT THAT DIDNT WORK OUT, SO I GOT 2ND ON STADIUM SEATING!!! OH YEA I DIDNT THINK IT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SEE MY CHILDHOOD HERO, SEAN MICHAELS, HBK!!! AND DX WAS AWESOME...BTW JOHN CENA SAW MY SIGN, "KFED IS DEAD!", AND POINTED AT ME!! AND MY BOY JEFF HARDY LOOKED PRETTY FINE!! I HAD THE BEST TIME EVER!! WELL HEY I GOTTA GO WATCH THE TAPE AND SEE IF I SEE MYSELF!! TOOTLES MUCH LUV YA'LL!!! ~RAE

All About Pussy
OK GUYS I NEED YOU TO HELP MY FRIEND ANYONE THAT GOES IN AND HELPS BOMB THE HELL OUT OF MY FRIEND GAME OVER IN THIS CONTEST WILL GET A MESSAGE FROM MW WITH MY YAHOO ID AND A PVT WEB CAM SHOWING OF WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SEE ( WITHING REASON NOT FUCKING NO DOG OR NOTHING, LOL) SO IM LOOKING FOR YOUR COMMENTS FOLLOW THIS LINK OR LOOK FOR A BULLITEN POSED BY ME AND COMMENT GAME OVER http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=142120&albumid=174294&i=4118193221

Muah!!!
Hey all my sexies upon here!!! Just giving ya some love before I go on between the sheets Feel free to leave me some loving back. I will return the favor...I shall be back soon. Hugs and lots fo kisses n hands wondering all over yas!!! LOL

People Take Stuff To Personally
It is tiring hearing everyone complain about petty things. For instance the girl at work that complained for 2 hours about American Idol. I couldn't resist thinking that there are more important more crucial and critical things going on in the world today. Sure she's allowed to comment on the show but 2 hours. Example 2: The customer that gets upset at a cashier and the customer lets it ruin their day. I once was told don't let things affect you anymore than you have invested into the person. For instance the cashier you have nothing but a sales transaction invested compared to a spouse. If you have all day to be upset about a cashier getting snotty with you then you need to reevaluate life. Pres. Bush sending more troops over, children are being victimized by crime then again through the legal system ( a whole nother topic) Let things roll as they may. That cashier may have lost her home and everything and is having a bad day.

My World.
i hate this town. everyone here is a piece of shit. ppl promise you stuff then dont give it. and then they fuck they best friends gf. o yeah. my best guy friend (who i hope dies now) is fucking his best freinds(my ex) girlfriend. and he fucked me over agian with some stuff. i hate this place. only a year and 6 months till my ass is out of here. and i cant wait! fuck this town and everyone in it! sorry for being all emo! lol ok so dumb cunts need to learn not to run there mouth cuz i will find out. and i will beat their ass. to bad we are still talking. NO WE ARE NOT DATING. but we are still good friend. or w/e you wanna call us. im sorry but he's not urs. My Song to her. Bodybag By Hit the Lights. You're gonna need a bodybag, I'll break bones you didn't know you had. When I'm done there will be nothing left of you for your friends to hold on to when they find you cold and blue tonight, face down in a parking lot. Next time around, think about w

In Thee Night
In Thee Night Drink me to sleep…feed on my soul Feed on my soul So we might…be together… forever Together… forever Take my blade...in the night In the night Open yourself...bare your heart Bare your heart So I may hold it...in my hands In my hands Kiss your soul...in between beats Between beats So we may roam...roam the earth forever The earth forever Roam the earth...together… forever Together…forever The moon is our light Our light In the Dark...in the night In the night For The ONE....You Know Who You ARE!

Wooohoo
Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wa

Children And Smoking: How They Are Affected.
This Blog was inspired by my every Sunday drop off of my daughter (Jade) to her Grandmothers on her Mom's side of the family. For those of you out there that do not know about the severe effects that Cigarette Smoke can have on growing children... READ THIS… And absorb this... I will point out a few key quotes from the following articles which will make you think twice about smoking around your children or bringing them into a home or car of which a person or person's smoke. To start, the NY Times printed an article about Bangor, Maine and how City Council banned smoking in cars when children are present. This article also points out that many other states have jumped on board. NY Times Article (Bangor, Maine Bans Smoking in cars when children are present) I will also point out a couple articles that i found doing some Google searches. Quote 1: "Here's an analogy that I use in my practice to both inform, and admittedly scare, parents from smoking. Suppose you wer

X-ray Cameras On Lampposts Plan
X-ray cameras on lampposts plan AFP | January 29, 2007 The Government is considering installing X-ray cameras on lampposts to spot armed terrorists and other criminals. According to a leaked memo seen by The Sun, "detection of weapons and explosives will become easier" if the scheme drawn up by Home Office officials is adopted. However, officials acknowledged that it would be highly controversial as the cameras can "see" through clothing. "The social acceptability of routine intrusive detection measures and the operational response required in the event of an alarm are likely to be limiting factors," the memo warned. " Privacy is an issue because the machines see through clothing." The Sun reported that the memo, dated January 17, was drawn up by the Home Office for the Prime Minister's working group on security crime and justice. It noted that some technologies used for airport security had already been used in police operations searching for drugs and w

Hmmm Wednesdays
I guess its been a long ass day today. Dealt with some assholes on this here site, that seem to think all women here are sluts and show bewbies,crotch,ass , whatever. (sadly Ive seen ALOT of the women are just as guilty at treating the men the same way!) HMMM. well I for one Have Respect for My Man and My Body , I will not be showing any thing to anyone other than HIM.Im not a snob, Im certainly not a prude.. but im sure as hell am not gonna get my imaginary rocks off by showing some freak my goodies! hey Man to each thier own, but I assure you, Im sure your all hot and great and stuff, just not interested k? there are plenty of women who wanna see your almighty manliness!!! Thats Just Nasty as far as Im concerned. LOL this one arrogant asswad earlier absolutely could not figure out WHY i didnt wanna see his um "HAHA"...(twig and berries) Uh CUZ I dont Wanna!! I dont give a damn what your packing, cuz im not interested in anything that isnt literally attached to My Co

Songs Of Your Life
If these songs could be the soundtrack to your life... 1. Opening Credits: Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution :: AC/DC 2. Waking Up Scene: Three Little Birds: Bob MArley 3. Car Driving Scene: Black Betty :: RAM JAM 4. High School Flashback Scene: wanted: dead or alive -- bon jovi 5. Nostalgic Scene: darling niki - prince 6. Bitter, Angry Scene: piece of crap -- neil young 7. Break-up Scene: gone daddy gone - violent femmes 8. Regret Scene: Hurt - NIN 9. Nightclub/Bar Scene: tainted love by marilyn manson 10. Fight/Action Scene: Son of a Preacher man -- I always listen to this when I'm loading my guns. 11. Lawn Mowing Scene: Doin time - sublime 12. Sad, breakdown scene: don't know why - Norah jones 13. Death Scene: dead flowers -- rolling stones 14. Funeral Scene: tumbling tumbleweeds -- sons of the pioneers 15. Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: smoke two joints by sublime 16. Dreaming About Someone Scene: tangled up in blue - bob dylan 17. Sex Scene: how many licks -- l

Not So Perfect Now...
I HAD A CAR ACCIDENT IN AUGUST 2005. I WAS IN A SATURN COUPE AND WAS HIT BY GMC JIMMY.. HEADON. THE JIMMY FLIPPED OVER MY CAR PINNING ME IN THE CAR. WHEN RESCUERS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE I WAS MARKED OFF AS A CASUALTY. IT TOOK THEM 2 1/2 HOURS TO GET ME OUT OF THE CAR. INJURIES INCLUDED...BROKEN NECK, BOTH ARMS,BOTH SHOULDERS, 13 RIBS, COLLAPSED BOTH LUNGS, LACERATED MY LIVER AND SPLEEN, CRUSHED MY PELVIS AND BROKE MY HIP. AFTER SPENDING 26 DAYS IN UT HOSPITAL...I CAME HOME IN A WHEELCHAIR AND HAVE TOTALLY RECOVERED EXCEPT FOR MY RT HAND..APPARENTLY WHEN I BROKE MY ARM IT SEVERED THE RADIAL NERVE..SO I HAD A WRIST DROP AND NO USE OF MY HAND AND FINGERS. I'VE HAD TWO TENDON TRANSFERS THAT DID GIVE ME USE OF MY FINGERS BUT NOT THE WRIST..SO TWO WEEKS AGO THEY PUT A PLATE IN MY ARM AND HAND SO THE WRIST WILL BE IMMOBILE. I'VE ACCEPTED THIS AND ALL IS GOOD...EXCEPT...I HAVE SCARS. I'M NOT SELF CONCIOUS ABOUT THEM..BUT IT MAY OFFEND OTHERS...SO IN THE FUTURE PICS THAT I POST..YOU MAY NOT WANT

Get To Know Me ?
1. FIRST NAME? John 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no that i know of 3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Christmas 4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yes but not my spelling 5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH?pizza that was easy 6. KIDS? yes one 7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes a good one 8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? no 9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hardly unless i get pissed off 10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes 11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? been there done that 12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? frosted mini wheats 13. YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?no 14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes 15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? butter pecan 16. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? there personality 17. RED OR PINK? red 18. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? I smoke 19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sister she lives in florida 20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? if they like to ? 21.

Wow.
I took a few moments this morning.. while checking my messages an such.. to profile hop and check out some new peeps. I dont always have time to do this, so I was hoping to come across something interesting during my 5 minutes of free time.. And what did I find, you ask? Miles and piles of teenage bullshit! YAY! not. I actually read a few blogs, and I wont name any names, where people were 'ranting' about how CherryTappers looked at their profile and didnt rate it or post a comment or rate and comment bomb their pictures. OH THE HORROR! How can people get away with such things!

Surveys
Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD

Songs I Love
Last night I was dreamin', I dreamed about the H-bomb, Well the bomb went off and I was caught, I was the only man on the ground, There was 13 women and only one man in town, 13 women and only one man in town. And as funny as it may be, the one and only man in town was me, With 13 women and me the only man around. I had 2 girls every morning seein' that I was well-fed, And believe you me one sweetened my tea while the other one buttered my bread. 2 gals gave me my money, 2 gals made me my clothes, And another sweet young thing brought me a diamond ring, about 40 karats, I suppose. Well, 13 women and only one man in town, There was 13 women and only one man in town. It was something that I can't forget, Because I think of those 13 women yet, Well, 13 women and only one man around. I had 3 gals dancing a mambo, 3 girls balling the jack, And all of the rest really did their best, boy they sure were a lively pack. I thought that I was in Heaven and all o

One Question
1 question 1 chance 1 answer 100%honest That's all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) ANY 1 question Conditions: I won't tell ANYONE what you asked me and I'll answer it honestly. You cant tell ANYONE what you asked me and what my answer was. The catch is, you have to repost this and see what people ask you :)

Greatness
This is a history lesson just in case you didn't know where our beloved Pledge of Ignorance came from: The Pledge of Allegiance was written for the popular children's magazine Youth's Companion by socialist author Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign Bellamy's original Pledge read as follows: I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all., and was seen by some as a call for national unity and wholeness after the divisive Civil War. The pledge was supposed to be quick and to the point. Bellamy designed it to be stated in 15 seconds. He had initially also considered using the words equality and fraternity but decided they were too controversial since many people still opposed equal rights. Bellamy said that the purpose of the pledge was to teach obedience to the state

Ms. Opinionated
As most of you know i try to stay away from politics and the like cuz ummm i usually have no opinion but someone asked me my opinion about our current preseident today and so i told her how i felt... I think G.W. Bush is a stupid alcoholic idiot. No Really..he should never have been president. I know he feels justified about the war because of what happened at the world trade center BUT the word is he had tips that it would happen...i think he smiled when he heard about it because people were sick of him already doing NOTHING for the COUNTRY so he used the tragic events to push things further than it ever should have been pushed. I Cried when the towers fell yes. but what good is the war doing? TOO MANY innocent lives are being killed too many innocent young boys are being FORCED to go over there without much training. They coherse boys to join the military saying we will give you all these nice things, College education, Money, healthcare...but at what price is all tha

For The Love Of Cheese...
I swear if I have to answer another question that is CLEARLY ANSWERED right in my profile.. I'm going to smash something. Since the days when AOL chatrooms were the 'cool' thing to do online, this problem has existed. People dont bother to read the fabulous things we write about ourselves in our profiles. Which begs the question.. why bother? I dont know why we bother. For that one person that actually wants to get to know you I suppose. I read everyone's profile that I come across. The whole thing. Because I know that written things of this nature ARE MEANT TO BE READ. DUH! I state in my profile in several different ways that I am not only taken, but I am a mother.. yet people are always shocked by this.. WTF you blind bastards I have pictures of my flippin family in my album! AND I am sick to death of the lame statement that I look 'too hot' to me a mom.. or I look to young to have kids.. or any number of other lame statements. What does that mean anyway? Are all moms s

My Crazy Fucked Up World
Ay, Nobody makes me a prey... He said I'm worth it, his one desire I know things about 'em that you wouldn't wanna read about He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about You never know Why are we the ones who suffer I have to let go He won't be the one to cry Let's not kill the karma Let's not start a fight It's now worth the drama For a beautiful liar Did we laugh about it It's now worth our time You can laugh about 'em Just a beautiful liar I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together I didn't know about you then 'till I saw you with him again I walked in on your love scene, slow dancing You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong You never know when the pain and heartbreak's over I have to let go The innocence is gone Tell me how to forgive you when its me thats ashamed And I wish I could free you Of the hurt and the pain But the answ

Cardinal Baseball
Cardinal fan. Thanks Cornbread Tommy Lasorda was famous for saying that he bled Dodger blue. Fans of other teams also claim some sort of physical linkage with their respective boys of summer at some level or other. Nowhere in major league baseball, though, is that connection stronger, more binding, and more obvious than the relationship between the St. Louis Cardinals and theirs, the most intelligent, passionate, and warm-hearted group of fans any professional sports team could ask for. Some sort of connection, a transcending radar love (with apologies to Golden Earring) that emanates from Busch Stadium and touches some innermost antenna in the red host makes this one of the most successful and endearing franchises in major league baseball. Physicist Stephen Hawking might say that this relationship is in four dimensions, spanning not only distance, but time. Has it really been so long ago that the Gas House Gang roamed Sportsmans Field? When the going gets tou

Orgasms
Since 1990 I have given sex and relationship advice to people both over the internet and live face to face. Today I was struck with a question about orgasms and it was interesting. She was manipulated as a child to do some awful things, when she was in middle school she played around, as we all have, but she never went any further any than that and now is 19 years old. She has never had sex and today she had questioned me about orgasms. The poor girl! She's been through enough shit huh?! She joked about it and hasn't cried for sympathy or anything... She asked me what an orgasm was like and I told her to wait and see. She will know when it happens, LOL! She said she heard so many different ways. She asked me again and again for an answer....this was my answer. Aside from people opinions, orgasms are psychological and do play a part physically to make a climax happen especially for most women. Men (generally) stimulate and arouse easier but it still is psychological from the start. Th

Omg
I POSTED THIS BLOG BELOW ABOUT MY FRIEND CANT BELIEVE JUST 3 OF HER FRIENDS GOT IN TOUCH WITH TRUE CONCERNS FOR OUR FRIEND THANK YOU FOR THOSE THAT DID,SOME OF YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU CALL YOURSELF JULIEANNS FRIEND NO WONDER SHE FEELS LIKE A POINT AND INVISIBLE ON HERE,BUT IF SHE POSTED A NUDE PHOTO YOU WOULD BOTHER ABOUT HER THEN SHE MIGHT NOT BE IMPORTANT TO YOU IF YOU GOT HER ON YOUR MSN HER MESSAGE READS MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD WHO WOULD CARE NO ONE,NOW THATS SAD BUT SHE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME AND THE 3 FRIENDS THAT ARE WORRIED ABOUT HER TO ME SHES MY BEST MATE SINCE SCHOOL AND YOUR NOT THE ONE THAT SITS WITH HER TRYING TO STOP HER FROM CRYING I HAVE TOLD HER TO LEAVE THIS SITE SHES NOT BEEN TREATED VERY NICE ON HERE FROM THE START SHES ONE OF THE SWEETEST,NICEST LADY I KNOW AND WOULD GIVE SOMEONE THE WORLD IF SHE COULD ,HAD TO HAVE A RANT AFTER LOOKING AT HER BLOG AND PAGE I'M SURE SHE WILL FEEL EVEN MORE DOWN KNOWING NOT MANY OF YOU ARE BOVERED ABOUT HER TO THOSE

Holding Breath
HOLDING BREATH I held your kiss in my mouth. Just now I caught it. I will not speak so it will not fall out. And if I never speak again, it is only so that I do not lose it. I carry your voice in my ears. It rings and stings with miserable tone. I cup my ears so that no other sound will spoil it. And if I never listen again, it is only so that I do not taint it. I burned your image in my mind. I close my eyes and bury my face in my lap. Each tear that runs down my face carries your reflection. And if I never look again, it is only so that I do not forget it. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

* * * Haters * * *
I find these "early morning" HATERS amusing! They go around giving 1 cherry ratings, & get on a NSFW tagging spree. I've gotten pics rated 7's & 8's, that's fine, but 1's are ridiculous... My first reaction is anger, then pity for that HATER, then I think of all the GREAT peeps I have met here on CT. ; - ) Carla HD_LowRider ™ ~charger fan~ *ct... HellYes Prospecter For ClubHouse Cherry Tap MICKEY cowboy4.life~GIT-R... "POEDOG" Robyn aka:SLIPPERY... Sissy~DJ ~Jousters Court ~ DGG Family~ Paul & ... rg Just to name a few. If I left your name out, I apologize... Love, ~CQ~ c(*;^)o

Stuff
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! Tia, Juniper420, Fein, Tasha's Angel Eyes, Silenced, Lil Jen

How Smart Are You Really
Okay test yor might,here is a riddle,don't bother trying to look it up because it's an original."I move about continually,yet no legs I posess.I have no means nor will to go,but I travel nonetheless.In medium I am finite,yet conceptually without end.Possessing power to make war,or peaceful word to send.In my head I hold no thought,yet my council men do seek.By my gift I blind the wisest eye and tie the tounge of speech".

Newbie
Hello all... just leavin a tidbit about me... never been here before and thanks to my very good friend T and his woman.. here I am... so message me, rate me and give me some points and I will do the same for you!!! Lots a luvins from the charmin..... Awesome homeowners plan!! Hi Ya'll!! Just wnated to let you all in on this totally awesome homeownders plan that Pat and I are going through. Its called American Home Partners and you are your own contractor... you cna do all the shit yoursleves or hire subcontractors to do all the leg work or split it 50/50 or whatever. They have like 30 different homeplans to choose from and they pay for everything.. materials, labor and all that. It's a really great way to build your own dream home and rebuild your credit! Pats credit scoe is actually really low but we got approved for $265K and the interest rate is only 7% and it could go down! Better than trying to come up with 20% on someone else's home!!!! Plus they finance the land you buy!!! Its

Spring Break!
So Me & My family Are Going Away Next Weekend for spring Break to Maryland and all Over I am soo glad i just wanna run far far away & never look back I have a big hole in my heart right now :(There's three in the Hall from those pictures in the closet Two in the bedroom from that night I lost it And one deep inside me determined to stay They don't get any bigger but they don't go away [Chorus:] Holes in and around me I keep falling back into Holes dig in and surround me God knows what I'm gonna do To fill in these holes left by you Left by you I pour drink after drink but nothing hit bottom I've been on my knees admitted my problems The love that we made still barely an echo I'll try anything in these vacant hollow [Chorus] [Bridge:] There's two through my hands and one through my feet From this cross that I bare to the day that I see Its guilt and its blame its shame and its love Seeking the truth I dug them myself All these holes dig in and surround me

A Post I Read
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. you would call us racists. If we had

Rent
RENT I'm forgetting to blink Eyes form a skin Should be falling asleep Stare at my grin The blood's in my teeth Tongue tastes of silver The pain, it is brief A moment...a shiver I'm breathing smoke And spitting fire My heart, it is broke But I'm a liar Bid high, baby My mind is bent It's not for sale, My soul is for rent By Tommy Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard. LITTLE WINDOWS Little windows into the soul Ever wonder how deep they go? Ever wonder how much they fear All the things they see and hear? By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

Steroid Scandal Widens!
While getting my daily ESPN fix, I was watching Rome is Burning. In his daily "here's what I am burning on" segment, Rome announced that at least 7 pro wrestlers have been linked to the online steroid scandal including Randy Orton. Say it ain't so!! You mean these guys are actually just 'roid freaks and not saying there prayers, taking their vitamins, and training realy hard!! What is the world coming to!! Next thing you know there going to announce that Nascar is just a bunch of cars driving around in a circle going really fast!!

Blogging With Doubleb
14 Mar 07 Wednesday 2:58 PM First of all. let me apologize to the people that are not responsible for this. I am truly sorry to have to resort to what I am about to do. One of the things I loved about Panhandle Texas is the fact that everyone knew and for the most part, got along. Your typical small town where you cant pass gas without your neighbor knowing it. At the same time, this is what I hated most about Panhandle. People always in you business and spreading rumors about you. There is at least one person from Panhandle on my friends list that thinks it is thier business to report my comments, and even my screen name of Papi to Tammie my ex wife. You would think hat supposedly grown up people would mind thier own damn business and stay out of mine especially when I dont and have not lived there for a long time. I was a Police Officer there so I knew what came with the territory. Rumors all that crap. So before I delete everyone on my friends list from

Sex Interview
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?

Babygurl@ Cherrytap
Body: If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? if i could 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20. Are you going to re-post these so I can ans

My New Life
So I'm moving back to New York soon ... hopefully. As long as I'm able to land a good job and secure an apartment I'll be able to leave. With all the complications that occurred after Catherine was born I'm not even able to leave my mother's house with the baby. I feel so free. I feel like a thousand tons have been lifted off of me. I'm free to move on and do what I want when I want and not have to worry if my man is being faithful to me. What a great feeling!

Top 3
I have found that the top 3 things to have a happy and long lasting relationship is. 50/50- Let the relationship be 50/50 not him 10 and you 90 or you 20 and him 60 it has to be equal. Trust- You got to have trust in the relationship. If you don't trust him or he don't trust you, or if you don't trust each other then why are you with each other. Communication- You got to talk things out. Don't be afraid to, let them know what you are feeling, trust me it goes along way. But if they don't want to talk don't push just let them know you are there to talk to. I have found out this works my relationship is still going strong. So take my advice and if your still not sure ask someone who is divorced what went wrong . It works they will tell you unless they are still sore about the subject.

Me & God
there ain't nothing that can't be done by me and god ain't nobody come in between me and god one day we'll live together where the angels trod me and god early in the morning talking it over me and god late at night talking it over me and god you could say where like two peas in a pod me and god he's my father he's my friend the beginning and the end he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god i am weak and he is strong me and god he forgives me when i'm wrong me and god he's the one i lean on when life gets hard me and god he's my father he's my friend the beginning and the end he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god we're a team me and god there ain't nothing that can't be done by me and god ain't nobody come in between me and god one day we'll live together where the angels trod me and god early in the morning talki

American Idol Tonight
For the most part the performances were good tonight. There were a few rough ones. I am still in ah that Sanjaya is still on the show. I can only hope that my fellow Idolaholics can out votes the idiots tonight that keep voting for him. You have to be tone-deaf not to hear that he sux. Once again my opinion. But anyway I just had to express my opinion and voice my frustration. Now it is off to watch House and then The Shield.

Ummm
OK! I know y'all are used to hearing me try to be funny, but I have a serious message for ya. I'm done reading tear jerker stories about our fallen soldiers, and how I can support the troops by forwarding a stupid chain letter that our soldiers are not even aware of. The truth is that this war may have some similarities to Viet Nam, but one of the main differences this time is that we ALL support the troops. In fact if you don't support our troops, you're in the very small minority and a fuckin' weirdo. So what is the point of this bulletin? PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!!!!!!! I can think of 2 outstanding organizations to donate to. The USO and VFW have taken care of our boys for a long long time. And if you people really care like you say you do, don't forget about the Vets when they come back in need of further support. I have donated to both in the past and they are both tax deductable. the web sites are: www.uso.org and www.vfw.org I really don't care if you decide

Day In The Park
Today I plan to take my daughter to the park, but the local park is small and boring. So we got in my car and took off for Dan Nichols park near salibury nc. We had a blast. It is good place for small kids. I hope to take her again next week. You can have a day of fun for less than 20 dollars. Day of fun for a great price.

Music Fans
I AM VERY EXCITED. MY PROOFS ARE IN ON MY BOOK. EVERYBODY SAY HI. LET'S B FRIENDS. Good morning everyone, I can't email everyone, but i will be getting back to my computer later this afternoon. also please keep in mind i am new and just learning. i hope everyone has a great day. Hay everyone, I am new at this so I made need some help.Any music or author fans. My first autobiography got published this Jan 2007. I am very excited. I write country and light rock. Some of my demo's have been played on 98.9. I will be submitting another one next week on the buy it or burn it program. I will let everyone know.

Discovering Who I Am
Why do all the feelings come? They come and go. I feel sometimes I'm caged within. Some the meaning of them I just dont know. Why do I hurt so much? And hide when really I need to let them show. I hide behing laughter and smiles. Inside I'm a shaken bottle of carbonated emotions that wants to blow. Sometimes I feel like I can take on the world and my mind tells me I can do anything. Lack of sleep send an adrenaline rush. Other times I can't drag myself from death like sleep. I drag through the day and toss and turn in the night. I wish I knew what I felt. I wish to know myself. by JMC "I Dont't Understand" There lives a girl who searches high and low, day and night for a lost treasure. All she holds to help guide her is a mirror, a torn map, a box of memories, a small shovel, and a broken compass. She is lost in a world unknown to her, so vast and unpredictable. For ths, she was forced to jump overboard into turbulent seas and swim to shores undiscovered to her. In this

Nice Weather
hello all just wanted to let everyone know that the beaytiful weather is finnaly here it's about time too considering we have 3 snowstorm this month hopefully it will stay like this anyways keep in touch and remeber put your self on the map in my profile.take care.....nibbles

~bratty~
today just turned out to me a awefull day....i realized i think im being used for somethingi never hoped id ever be used for and by someone i thought "loved" me.....and that i never thought would do this to me....it sucks ever have that one thing or person in life i thought u wanted and needed so bad and once u got it...or them it wasnt what u expected and i changed ur mind but dont wanna hurt them...and dont know how to tell em?.....welcome to my world right now!!

Poem
This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor. SLOW DANCE Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You'd better slow down Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Ever told your child, We'll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. When you run so fast to get somewhere. Y

Chris
For those who knows me a little, know I havent been to happy lately, my problems arent solved, but a very special person is back in my life, though not 100%, that I dont deserve even! But if its only a 5% that would make my life easier, losing the best you had is painful, I know I have a lot to learn about when it comes about being fair, I do show pictures here, I never done other then that, a few people I have talked to yahoo, for 2 people I have had my web cam up for, but never have I given my services to anyone on here, its hard to explain why I do things as I do, sometimes its cause im so deep down hurt, sometimes its cause of jaelousy. I just want to be loved by one person not a bunch.

Going South
Just wanted to say Thank You to all my Cherry Tap Friends and Family. You guys have been great! I love this place and all of those great peeps and pics. I will be gone for the week to Los Barrilles on a Fishing trip and other things, what with Cabo San Lucas just an hour away! Well if your smart you know what I mean!! I'll try to take some cool photos while I'm there! CHERRY TAP ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help My Girl
my girl angeleyez is in her first ever contest, show her love everyone or else!!! PLEASE HELP BY RATING AND COMMENT BOMBING ANGELEYEZ PIX FOR THIS CONTEST SHE ENTERED!!! THIS IS HER FIRST CONTEST AND IF SHE WIN SHE WILL GET A 7 DAY BLAST! SO PLEASE HELP EVERYONE BY RATING AND COMMENT BOMBING HER PIX. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=682171&albumid=331777&i=3080155697

10 Signs She's Too Jealous
So your girlfriend called you on it when you blatantly flirted with the cute blonde at the cash register. No biggie, right? A little jealousy is healthy, even cute. It shows she cares enough about you to feel a little threatened by an attractive woman. Now, if she instead proceeded to open the egg carton, fire each one at you, scream accusations and tug at said blonde cashier's hair for good measure, she might be a touch psychotic. Driven to lunacy by her insecurity, the psychotically jealous woman will go to any length to force unreasonable faithfulness on you, so afraid is she of losing you. Never listening to reason, not even constant assurances that you only care about her, she overreacts to any suggestion of adulterous behavior you may show, real or imagined. No man should put up with this kind of grief. If your woman exhibits the following traits, it's time for some serious intervention. Number 1 She gets angry when you look at other women Here's a little-known fa

The Wasted Stranger
Here he sits watching the stars This lonely man... Bitter and twisted... Lonely and heart broken... With a bottle of pills in hand... A single tear in his eye... Just sitting there slumped and devastated from a relationship come and gone... He wonders why me... What have i done to deserve this... With anger flooding his vein's with each heart beat... Each broken heart beat so out of tune... Each beat crying for a different sorrow... Thump... Thump... Thump... He pops the cap and swallows his pain... With the stars getting ever closer... And his heartache dampening... Drifting off into eternal rest... With the lights from the ambulance blazing on... Lying there hoping to be free from pain... He slips into eternal rest... As he wakes into a cold dark place... Goosebumps leaping over his skin... He notices the pains still there... Haunting him.... Forced to watch and feel his loved one's pain... Tortured forever more... Feeling every tear of sorrow and regret..

Inside The Mind Of Tasha!
My boyfriend and I have been going through alot lately. When we first started dating, there were so many things going on and he had a crazy ex girlfriend living with him at his mom's, that we moved in with each other soon after we got together. This isn't a bad thing... but he feels that it's like he is already married. He says that's not a bad thing, because he know's he wabnts to marry me, but that it create's alot of un-needed stress soemtimes. I completely understand where he's comming from and it's not like I never feel that way, it just has been cause some problems as of late. I think we finally have everything figured out. Please keep your fingers crossed for me guys! Thanks to all!

Me
Honey why you calling me so late? It's kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And, yes, I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of

Long Distance...
I dont care that right now we are so far apart... I know in my heart we are strong enough to overcome that... we are meant to be together of that I am 100 percent sure! when we ARE married love we can look back on this and smile knowing it was WELL WORTH IT! I LOVE YOU, I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL! you are my everything love you are my future, my soulmate and my destiny! I cant stop saying good things about you because they are ALL TRUE!! Ellaine you are FOREVER MINE AND I AM FOREVER YOURS!!! DEDICATED TO YOU IN MY ENTIRETY!! I LOVE YOU!

The Old Cowboy
The cowboy went and walked out to pasture with ole paint by his side.. he stopped and looked at the horse. ole paint we been many a mile together .. and my last days ride is made .. he took the saddle off and then the briddle .. farwell my friend farwell .. the old cowboy grabed the saddle and headed back to the ranch house .. he remembers the days of old and knows he days on earth are comin to near .. he dreams of the big ranch in the sky fur a top hand he will be .. as he laid in bed that night he spoke out loud .. dont morn for me down here .. dont tear a one .. fur i am a top hand up there on the big ranch in the sky ..

Same Old Song
drink it up, it ain't gonna last long, i'm sure you've heard the same damn song, i'll never hurt you, let me show you i care, you see it in their eyes they're full of shit, stop the abuse, i'm sick of it, don't play with my emotions, then expect not to get burnt, when you hit me, it hurts, no i'm not made of glass, i knew our love wouldn't last, goodbye, past is past.......

Its Only Me And You.
It's our time that we spend, kissing, making love and talking about how much we love each other. No one else matters but you and me. The smell of your skin and the taste of your lips, the softness of my hair running through your fingers, the scent of our love lingers in the air, you look at me and you know what im thinking, the look in my eyes, the sound of my giggle only you know that i love you. our hearts are one and no one can take that, they can try and tempt but you are forever mine and i forever yours. this is only a break, and not eternity, true love conquers all, even the most desperate trying to stand in our way. so this our time... only you and me.

Please Read And Watch This Story It Is Sickening
got this in a bulletin, check it out... ROSIE O'DONNELL (ACTRESS, AND SHOW HOST), MADE A STATEMENT ON "THE VIEW", A NATIONAL TV SHOW, A FEW DAYS AGO DISRESPECTING OUR MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE FIGHTING IN IRAQ! (HERE'S THE LINK TO SHOW CLIP, PLEASSSE WATCH!!) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036789 IF YOU ARE AS SHOCKED AND DISGUSTED AS I AM BY THIS IGNORANCE AND DISRESPECT, PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK ON ABC'S WEBSITE: http://abc.go.com/site/contactus.html TO MAKE A COMPLAINT ABOUT ROSIE & THE SHOW'S IRRESPONSIBILITY! OUR BOYFRIENDS, FIANCES, HUSBANDS,Cousins,aunts,uncles,sisters,brothers..ETC & ALL OF OUR TROOPS WERE DISRESPECTED AND I FEEL AS THOUGH IT IS PART OF OUR JOB TO MAKE SURE THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN AGAIN! PLEASE HELP GET THE WORD OUT THERE!!

Slick
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________ You complain about how h

Orientation.....
I am one step closer to starting my online classes. I finished my orientation tonight. It was long and a little boring, but I gave it hell and learned a few things in the process. Basically wrote this out of boredom lol.

Pets/animals
I came back from my trip to Orlando FL last Sunday to a dog in a crate on my back porch. My s/o said that the past wednesday he was coming back from getting dinner & saw a dog in the road dodging vehicles. She was covered with fleas & ticks. She is a very sweet and loving animal. In less than a week had learned the name we gave her. This dog is about 8 months to 1 year old according to our vet & is in great health. She doesnt even have to be on a leash in the yard as she doesn't stray & answers to her name when called. She obviously was taken care of by some humans at some point given her physical & mental health. My point in this is if you have an animal in your home that you find you can no longer afford to support with the proper love, food, veterinary care & daily interaction they need, then turn it into a no-kill shelter, or find someone that is willing to take in your pet. Dumping them off on the side of the road is most definitely a form of animal cruelty. I am not some anima

What Do You Do?
What do you do when you find yourself thinking of someone and missing someone but you know it won't work out with the person. Well you figure as much anyway but then again you second guess your actions and wonder if you should have tried harder to fix the issues and talk about them more. That maybe your actions were a bit rash. Maybe you shouldn't ask advise from others, although that seems to be what I am doing now.

Lame Bands In Indiana!
Ok so I am frustrated. everytime I go out with my wife she will not dance with me because the band sucks. So I have decided to start an original band to go out and just have fun with. I am an old school punk but do not feel the need to vent any political agenda. I just wanna jam and have fun. I have a small P.A. a decent guitar, a damn nice line six combo amp as well as a decent bass and amp. So if live near plymouth indiana and wanna jam let me know cause I am dying to come up with some better stuff than that which is being played in this area!

Survey 1
Basics: Name: BILLLLLLLLLLLL Date of Birth: 9/26/822222 Birthplace: Springfielddddddddddd Current Location: MASSSS :D Eye Color: bluuue. Hair Color: blonddddddd Height: 5'9999 Heritage: FROGGGGGGGG lol Piercings: noneeeeee Tattoos: noneeeeeee Favourite: Band/Singer: RAMMSTEIN/ TATUUUUUUUUUUUU Song: too many Movie: horror onesssssssssss Disney Movie: dumboooooooooo :D lol TV show: LOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Color: BLACKKKKKKKKKKKK Food: ITALIANNNNNNNNN Pizza topping: ANYYYYYYYY Ice-Cream Flavor: CHOCOLATEEEEEE Drink (alcoholic): vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Soda: KOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Store: ANYYYYYYYYYYYY Clothing Brand: ANYYYYYYYYYYY Shoe Brand: ADIDASSSSSSSSS Season: fallllllllllllllllll Month: OCTOBERRRRRRRR Holiday/Festival: XMASSSSSSSSSS Flower: NONEEEEEEEEEE Make-Up Item: NAIL POLISHHHHHHHHHHHH lol Board game: MONOPOLYYYYYYYYYY This or That Sunny or rainy: rainy Chocolate or van

Contest
Ok so starting this Monday I will be having a contest for the sexiest eyes on CT...the contest will end the following Sunday, and I will personally buy the winner thier choice of a 7 day blast, a VIC membership, or thier own Happy Hour spot....good luck to all those that enter :)

Leaving Ct
hey Everyone, I will soon be deleting my profile.. so if you want me to keep in touch you need to send me an alternative way by private message! Thanks to all my new friends... many of you are very special to me! xo Cheryl

All Things True
I can believe that things are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen – I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are be

My Crush
I have a big crush on you, A super-dinosaur! It sits upon my chest and throat And yet I beg for more. When you're away I miss you so My heart is full of sand. Yet when you're here my stupid fear Won't let me touch your hand. I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I'm so wrapped up in you. My thoughts drift up, away from words, And fade into the blue. I know this crush is not your fault; The dinosaur is mine. Yet if you could, please rescue me, And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say you want me, and Oh! Would that be good!

Clydesdale Horses Are In My Piture Gallery
The Clydesdale Horse Society was established in 1877, almost a century and a half after the breed first began to evolve. The primary purpose of the breed was literally as a farm work horse - true horse power prior to mechanisationThe estimated United States Clydesdale population is between 2,500 and 3,000. Approximately 400 Clydesdales are registered in the United States each year. Anheuser-Busch currently maintains the largest Clydesdale herd in the world, between 225 and 250 horses. One of two breeding farms for the Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales is Grant’s Farm, located in south St. Louis, Missouri. Approximately 15 to 20 foals (a horse under six months of age) are born there each year. The second breeding farm is located near Romoland, California, about 60 miles southeast of Los Angeles. Approximately 15 to 20 foals are born there each year. Grant’s Farm is the former home of Ulysses S. Grant, Civil War commander and the eighteenth president of the United States

Guys Rules!
Guys Rule At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you wa

Vote For Your Favorite In Luscious Mami's Sexy Feet Contest
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST% WHO’S GOT THE SEXIEST FEET? VOTE NOW!! (Save your favorites to your browser so you can help them win! Top 3 wins!! FitIsis Lori & Dave *{Twisted Radio Promotions}*--MYSTERY'S PIMP!!! JJ (FAN me and i will ADD you) Club F.A.R Member ♥ red wing hunny ♥ ilessthan3yoo Sexy Babygirl Wes Goddess Ludmillia LilMissVixen Lovstosmile longlegs069me

My Older Sister
OMG!! Its been so long since she went into jail.. I think... Seven or eight months now.. She is finally out!!!!! And comming back to fucking ARIZONA!!!!!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!! =) Thanks for all your prayers!!! well, mandy should be here in 3 weeks... :) I havent seen her in two years... so its going to be good seeing here... I can't wait for that... so much has changed since we last saw eachother... I'm married, and Im 4'' taller... lol....

Todays Salute To The 60s
Wolfman Jack Tribute tribute to woodstock 69 Janis Joplin- Try (Live at Woodstock 69) Joe Cocker-Woodstock 1969 With a Little help from my friends At their peak in the 1970s, Cheech and Chong represented the mainstream embodiment of the attitudes and lifestyles of the underground drug culture. Much as W.C. Fields shot to fame by making alcohol the focus of his act, the duo of Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong emerged from a cloud of pot smoke, simultaneously championing and lampooning the stoner community which became the team's most ardent supporters; although derided by critics and dismissed by the general populace, the team's stature as counterculture heroes was unquestioned, and for both aging hippies and dazed-and-confused teens, their comedy defined an era. The team began to take shape in the late 1960s when, after entering show business as a guitarist in a rock band, Chong established City Works, a wild improvisational troupe later joined by Richard "

Is There Really A Reason?
I have been through alot and wonder how much more anyone person can handle...I really want to know is there a reason to live? I can't find one and I'm trying to desperately and nothing is in sight...so forgive me for what I am thinking and for what I want to do. Hey if you are wondering where I have been ... work has sent me out of town for a week and to help open a new store. I'll be back on the 23rd...hope you had a great fathers day and have a great week

Hospital
Hi friends just wanted to let yall know I am going into hospital tomorrow morning...been sick as hell for few weeks now and am not sure how long I will be there. I will be back on when I come home. Will miss yall...Talk to yall soon as I am able to...Take care friends.

Everyday Life
The only way Some days I just wish. I could run and hide. No matter where I go. Suicide seems my only way. My life is not worth it. All this pain and suffering. I dont want to be here anymore. The only way is suicide. Nobody can help me. I cant fix myself. Nobody knows the real me. Suicide is the only way. I put on this false act. And slap a smile upon my face. When really Im dying inside. The only way is suicide. All I ever wanted was. To be loved and accepted. Just to feel the warth of your love. But you never loved or accepted me. Suicide is my only way. I hate you. Look at what you did to me. You broke my heart. You broke my spirit. You left me empty inside. Suicide is the way. You left me Hurt angry bitter and twisted. And becuase of you. Suicide is my only way Excuse me while I fall into the darken hole… My heart cry's and longs for something… I don't know what… My mind is spinning... And I have no control…

Why I Am Here
I thought I had better write a litte bit more about me and why I have a CherryTap page. I really am not here to pick up women, I really love all of you that comment on me or my page, and I thank all of you that think's I am good looking,hot, so on and so forth. It's I nice ego boost!. But I really am just here to try to increase trafic to the site's I sell my item's at. Yes I only have women as friend's! That's because I get along better with women, and I really don't like many men, 75% of them are nothing but assholes, plus we all know women have better heads for business....lol...If you would like to chat thats fine I am always up to meet and make new girl FRIEND's. Yes I am straight!. I have a coulpe of girls locally that keep my need's met so I don't need to come to the internet for that, and let's get real when your talking to someone on here the odds of you hooking up, meeting in real life for say. Is very slim. So I don't even see why a person should bother, unless you are ju

Crying Dead
Do you see her in the corner? sitting hands upon her face do you see her weeping, crying tears running down her cheeks? look at all you caused her She's crying! Crying tortured! from you she's crying....crying loss of words Do you see her lost desire loss of virtue none the doubt All gone because of false hopes all lost because of you She's crying! Crying tortured! from you She's crying! crying loss of words Have you looked into her eyes have you kissed her frightened lips? Have you told her it was alright? No! you caused this! She's crying! Crying tortured from you! She's crying! crying loss of words Now she cries her tears no more, why? Becau

Funny Contradictions!
1. why is phoenetic not spelled the way it sounds? 2. why are there interstate highways in hawaii? 3. why do planes have flotation devices under their seats and not parachutes? 4. if the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day/ 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 5. why are braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up atm? 6. why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 7. why is brasseire singular and panties plural? 8. why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

Sex Advice
Okay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol FROM YOURS TRULEY JUSTIN.......... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some

Wtf
what the fuck give females to fuck with guys heads? idk y but they love to fuck with my head like no other. i just need to get the fuck out of ohio. im half temped to just give the fuck up. its no wonder when ppl tlak to me im either depressed or somewhat pissed or angey. god grow the fuck up

Happy Birthday Mandy
Firework My Words Firework My Words THE BIRTHDAY GIRL---CT AND FUTURE WIFE TO MY HANDSOME HUSBAND GABE I♥U So much hunny and TODAY IS MY 22ND BIRTHDAY :)@ CherryTAP Firework My Words Firework My Words I LOVE MY SWEET ♥MANDY♥ SO MUCH!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP

Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::brown Hair Color::brown Height::5'6 Favorite Color::purple and black Screen Name::karma Favorite Band::metellica Favorite Movie::dawn of the dead Favorite Show::r u smarter than a 5th grader Your Car:

Another Poem For My Love
♥You are my inspiration having you in my life revived my sleeping devotion You are indeed a special someone Loving you gives me hope to free this misery that I coped in those times I gave up You came and I stood up Never will I forget how you always cheer me up every time I’m sad and for that I’m glad Whenever I’m lonely You were there for me keeping my heart alive with your every smile I dedicate this poem to you to show how much you meant to me I love you My special someone♥

My Dad And Me
It has been 14 years that my Dad has been gone...He died September 16,1993 and As I look back upon My life I come to realize that my DAD was the one who influenced me the most in my life... He is the one that said LOOK OUT AND SUPPORT ALL THAT YOU BELIEVE IN WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND DO NOT EVER LET ANYONE STOP YOU FROM DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO!!!! Well come this DAD'S Day I am missing him greatly and Pray he is watching all that I do and all the causes I believe in....I MISS AND LOVE YOU DAD.... May I hope you are proud!!!! Happy Dad's Day Debbie

Feelings
To the man I love I wanna tell you this My love for you will stay true For as long as I live The stars can stop shining The sky can fall down The world can stop spinning But my love will still go ‘round Unless the devil comes to stop us Our love will always stay true Unless some evil force takes us apart I’m gonna keep on loving you I never asked for love so soon But then you came my way It didn’t matter how much I tried to deny it My love grew stronger every day As young as I may be You were there to catch my fall It's amazing how you’re always there for me Only you can understand it all I don’t care who’s against us This is just between you and me I don’t care who disapproves People should just let us be How could I live without you? How would I make it through? I think it’d be impossible How can I imagine a world without you? You can't help who you love You’re just not supposed to Although I didn’t think it’d

Nose Piercing
OMG I FINALLY DID IT...I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED TODAY AND IT SUCK LIKE HELL BUT IT LOOKS GOOD...I WILL POST A PIC AS SOON AS I GET HOME...IM IN KNOXVILLE FOR THE WEEKEND CHILLIN LIKE A BIG DOG...HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND LIKE I AM YALL.. HOLLA ATCHA GURL

An Update
First of all, I'd like to tell you all that I luv ya's and I hope you're being handed the best in life! ~Now for the fun stuff~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. I disabled my shoutbox. It hardly works. If you would like to chat please ask me for my Yahoo or MSN contact information. 2. I have enabled HTML profile comments for Family only. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's it for now. I'll keep you updated should anything change. ~J~

How It Should
This is how the gif is supposed to look, but CT's file size meant I had to make it smaller and it doesn't display as it really should in the picture section. It takes a little while to load the first time.

Fathers Day
Well I have to tell you all I was having the worst Father's Day ever until my 8 yr old son had me take him to the store and with his money he bought me a gift and I told him he didn't have to and he said he wanted to and I must say it just made my whole but i didnt care about getting gifts just to be with my family just thought I'd share that with you all and to all the fathers out there Happy Fathers Day

Questions??
Im not sure where to go, what to do or even what to say anymore...Why do I deal with the things I deal with? My heart is telling me because its love, but my head is telling me that love isnt supposed to be like this..I am not supposed to feel this hurt an pain all the time...Would I be feeling like this if when I had the chance to change things I stood up an spoke my mind to that someone....Would things be different if I didnt keep all my feelings bottled up inside an not share them? What would happen if I did open up an share how i felt with someone? Would my life be different? Would I have the things in life I dream about all the time or would I still feel the pain? These are questions I ask myself daily an can never seem to come to an answer for any of them..All I want in my life is to be happy an not feel the way I have for so long now..I want to live life, laugh an feel happy with out all this pain....Is that really too much to ask for?

What Will Your Dash Be?
I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the date on her tombstone From the beginning….. to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the second date with tears. But said that what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth.. And now only those that loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars.. the house.. the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard.. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, You could be at dash mid range. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we never loved before.

Jokes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------------------------------------

Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Cr

Men, Dark And Dangerous
Men, Dark and Dangerous By André Parker I tell the tales… Of Sphinx, Rose and Airborn wings, In darkest night, we move unseen I sing the songs … Of Arrows crossed, a scroll that rolls Much is asked, and that is our toll I speak the words… We stalk our foe and lie in wait Of which he comes at his mistake They curse aloud, they decry our name And wonder wence, our attentions came Ne'er knowing how you failed the fight (I swear the oath…) Undefeated … I am the night! Author's note: The reading there of: I imaging this as a mantra, spoken by those in the "know." Before they go about dark and dangerous work. With one speaking a verse. Until the very end. Where the line "I swear the oath…" is not actually said but understood, as all present say aloud "Undefeated … I am the night." This is for me and all my colleagues, who live, work, stalk and fight, out front, on their own in the badland

Boyfriend App.
why do you think you would be a good candidate for this posisition? are you legally married? how many children do you have? do you drink, smoke, chew, dip, or use drugs? what is your religion? who all lives in your home? what shift do you work? favorite hobby? worst habit? do you work out? can you fix/build things? country or city boy? are you the jelous type? where do you want to be in 5 years? what kind of music do you like? weekend night-stay in or go out? weekday night-stay in or go out? do you like sci-fi? how many bar fights have you been in? how tall are you? how old are you? what sign are you? do you drive a truck or car? is it altered? engine or exterior? are you close to your mother? how well do you know me? what is your favorite thing about me? what is your occupation? did you go to college? do you have pets? why did you leave your previous relationship? if you are accepted, when would you be free to start? list 3 references.

Teh Phunny
[10:40] windowshady: wanna see my wiener? [10:41] shan: NO [10:42] windowshady: wheres your sense of adventure [10:42] shan: as far away from your wiener as humanly possible [10:43] windowshady: wanna see my butt? [10:47] windowshady: c'mon... I really need you to look at my wiener [10:47] windowshady: I want your opinion [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: no really [10:57] windowshady: its important [10:57] shan: really dont want to see your nether regions [10:57] windowshady: I wanna make sure its ok [10:57] shan: no thank you [10:57] windowshady: what kind of friend are you? [10:57] shan: a good one [10:57] windowshady: I'd look at your wiener if you wanted me to [10:57] shan: im sure you would [12:55] windowshady: if you wont look at my wiener, will you at least look at my poo? [12:56] shan: no [12:56] windowshady: c'mon, something could be wrong and I'd never know [12:56] windowshady: I need another set of eyes [12:56] shan: ask your soon to be

Biology Class
So I had my first Bio test on June 14th and I got 51/50pts!!! How 51 you might ask? Well there was an extra credit question that I got correct also :) I had my second Bio test on June 26th and I just saw my grade online and I got 50/50 on that also!!! (which I know I got the 2 extra credit questions so that gave me the 50 hehe) I'm so excited!!!! :) Thanks to all who wished me luck!! :)

Omfg
so..bad day!...i woke up with my eye stuck shut...i looked like quasiemoto:/....not very attractive....i got in a fight...it's hott out...and it isnt rainging yet:/...i love rain...but anywhoo....woa...my eyes hurts..and i can barely see...just thought u should kno tht:p

Poems
IS THIS REAL? i've been having such a hard time you were always there but only as a friend what changed u say u love me is this real i feel like i'm dreaming you say u have more to say i want to know now dont make me wait u make me so happy can this be real i'm falling for you will you catch me i dont want to get hurt anymore save me from the pain hold me close keep me safe is this real i feel for u you caught me.... YOU LEFT ME you said you loved me where did you go u stoped saying it now you barly talk to me what did i do i guess i'm not good enough or maybe i'm too good for you should i end it now you left me would you even notice would you care that i'm gone were you ever really there i think its time for me to go WILL IT EVER END i want to be happy i want the pain to end you said you wouldnt hurt me why did you lie i trusted you you wont even talk to me am i as invisable as you make me feel it seems like you don

Video Links
I'm not sure If I can put these videos on My stash since they are way more than just NSFW, so I'm just going to put the links here for you to check them out. (links will open in a new window... I don't want you to go away too far from here) :) WOMEN MASS MASTURBATION JAPANESE MASS FUCK JAPANESE SEX CHAIR BOOT SEX Now that boot sex video is something that left Me a little impressed!.... Enjoy Mistress M

George Carlins Solution To Gas Prices!!
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyw

Liars
I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HAVE TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING. HASNT ANYONE EVER HEARD OF THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS COME OUT IN THE END. OR HOW BOUT KARMA (WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS 10 TIMES HARDER.) IF SOMEONE DOES NOT WANT TO BE WITH YOU ...JUST FUCKEN MOVE ON. DONT TRY TO LIE AND SKEEM UP SHIT TO TRY AND TRAP THE PERSON. EVENTUALLY THAT PERSON WILL CATCH ON TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND IT ISNT GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE ANYWAY OR MAYBE THAT PERSON ALREADY CAUGHT ONTO THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A LIAR A CHEATER & CAN WE JUST SAY A BIG WHORE. OH YEAH AND DONT GO TRY AND THREATEN SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU ARE PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE/SHE HAS MOVED ON AND IS HAPPY WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF. THREATENING SOMEONE ISNT GONNA MAKE THAT PERSON WANT TO BE AROUND YOU ANY MORE. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG ASS.

A Heart Forever Stolen
I Thought I Could Take The Pain, The Pain You Made Me Feel, Trying Not To Hate You, Realizing I Couldnt. Everyday I Spend Without You, Only Makes Me Think About You, Every Thought I Have Stays With Me, Remembering The Good Times. The Ones Where I Can't Replace, Nothing Can Ever Make Me, Forget Your Face, We Are Strong As Can Be. Everyday I Spend Without You, Only Makes Me Dream About You, Every Song Played, Reminding Me Of The Good Times. Every Sad Memory, Makes Me Die Inside, Every Single Tear I Shed, Can Not Be Taken Back. My Heart Is Stolen Now, By You, Making New Memories, Happy Memories About Us.

These Damn Headaches
WELL EVERYONE THIS IS BECOMING A EVERY DAY EVENT ANYMORE. (HEADACHES) EVERY SINGLE DAY I HAVE A HEADACHE & EVERY DAY THEY SEEM TO BE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE TO THE POINT THAT I FEEL SICK TO MY STOMACH & ITS HARD FOR ME TO SIT UP. I JUST FEEL LIKE STAYING IN BED ALL DAY LONG,BUT OF COURSE SINCE I HAVE A 3 YR OLD CHILD I CANT DO THAT. I HAVE GONE TO THE DOCTORS ABOUT THE CONSTANT HEADACHES SEVERAL TIMES & THEY ALWAYS TELL ME THE SAME THING. WE CANT FIND ANYTHING WRONG. SO NOW I JUST DEAL WITH IT. I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO ABOUT IT. TYLENOL DOES NOT WORK ANYMORE....ALEIVE WORKED FOR AWHILE,BUT THAT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE EITHER AND BEING THAT I CANT TAKE ANYTHING WITH ASPRIN IN IT I'M PRETTY LIMITED TO WHAT I CAN TAKE. WELL I GUESS I'M GONNA GO TRY TO LAY ON THE COUCH FOR AWHILE SINCE MY DAUGHTER IS LAYING DOWN WATCHING CARTOONS. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY! ERIKA

Support
two parts of section c are done and now on line, feel free to read them and print them to read, please let me know what you think about it. the website is www.booksie.com/joshua_knoell okay so all this support for us is awesome. Much love to all of you that stand behind us, but there are some that just go with the flow but don't understand all this shit. Look i am in the Marines, and i don't understand all of it either. I do my job, i am just like everyone else, diffrence is that mine causes me to be away from my family for 7-18 months at a time, what ever i signed up for it. But anywho, for those of you who support and stand behind the troops, Semper fi, for those of you who dont please, please, please stand in front of us. OKay?

Ghostbusters
did anybody like the ghostbusters movies and cartoons back in the 80s well there coming back nextsummer in ghostbusters three i can't wait ethier i grew up with them i had the toys to i have the ecto 1 modal anyway buy nextjuly they should shoe a preview of the movie who you gonna call

Hey Everyone
Hi everyone, Just wanted to tell everyone that I am back home and will be checking this now and then. Medical stuff went as well as expected. Bye for now!! Hugs and Kisses, Sarah (Never Said I Was An Angel)

Poems
She lifts her head to the sun, Allowing its warm touch to caress her face. The night before had been torture. With every kiss and every touch he showed her that he owned her. She begged him to stop, And pleaded that the kids were in the next room. But he did not stop or even respond. Finally she gave in and lay motionless. He thrust in and out of her hard and deep. Tears ran down her face, But she never let him see them. The last seven years had all been the same. One or more times a week this was the scene in their bedroom. Everyone wonders why she looks at the ground. Her broken spirit and shattered heart wont let her look others in the eye. She gave him three children. One of which she is sure was conceived against her will. He told her it was her fault, And that if she would have given it to him more then he would not have had to take it. A broken spirit and shattered heart is what became of her. Her heart stopped with every touch of his hands. She felt nauseo

Exercise
I started running again. I got a PT test at the end of September. I am not quite as young as I used to be. I cant just show up and past. Today I ran a mile and then alternated walking and running 1/4 miles. It has been over an hour since I finished and I still feel all sweaty.

Name That Tune
Ok...I have this song on my CD, but don't know who it is or the title...I'll give you part of the chorus that I remember and you give me the name and title. Here we go: You can run You can hide But you can't escape My love

News N' Politics
toronto xtra Category: News and Politics Revellers at this year's Pride Toronto could be forgiven for thinking that Pride season ends on Sun, Jun 24. But for many across the province, it has only just begun. In the Pride season spirit of inclusive celebration, here is a sampling of some of the events set to take place later this summer across the province. Pride London, Jul 19 to 29 Twenty-five years ago a group of friends decided to hold a Pride dance in the building housing the now-defunct Homophile Association Of London, Ontario (HALO). Today Pride London is a 10-day festival encompassing an art show, film festival, literary night, fashion show and parade. ..> SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER. Pride/Fierté Cornwall pres Lori Taylor (left) and her partner Sylvie Lariviere at last year's Pride celebrations. ..> The theme this year is Don't Hide Your Pride — and hiding will be hard to do with so many events going on throughout the week and a half. Headliners inclu

For People Hating On The Wrestling Industry Post-chris Benoit
Ken Kennedy posted at his website regarding the Benoit media coverage. The site can be found here. Below is the commentary by Kennedy: Please GOD, I'm just BEGGING for someone who has actually wrestled in a WWE ring in the past decade besides Jericho, Bret Hart, John Cena, and Ted Dibiase to come forward on one of these shows and tell the world what's really going on. For these goofs, like Lanny Poffo? Ultimate Warrior? and Marc Mero???!! to repeatedly act as "experts" and "wrestler advocates" on the current situation is like having a frustrated ex-jock who rode the pine bench throughout his high school sports career give advice to Brett Favre on how to improve his game! It's ridiculous, insane, and it really makes me sick that these so called reporters like Bill O'Reilly, Nancy Grace, and Geraldo Rivera, call upon these silly bastards who are bitter and frustrated that their careers have ended to represent the WWE which of course makes all of us look like a bunch of babbling idio

Which House Do You Belong In?
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [x] You have a lot of friends. [x] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [ ] You have good grades at school. [ ] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 6 HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot. [ ] You like to follow trends. [ ] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [x] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [ ] Black is morbid & depressing. [ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [ ] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [x] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MO

My Love
I know alot of you don't know me but i just want to share something with you. Alot of times you may not know who is going threw the same things as you. Well I never really was the one to party until I met these 2 girls from college they said you know you never party so why don't you go out with us I said ok. Well I was very scared and didn't know anything about clubs or going out because my mom and dad was very strict well I drunk a couple of shots (as you can tell by me drinking I was 21) the liquor burn my chest so bad I need ice water to cool it off lol. Well I was dancing to "back that thang up" well I was backing it up. This guy started dancing with me I was just amazed and so excited because up until then I have never did any thing like that I never went to my prom never did anything "high schoolish" well he made me laugh so much I said you know what I love you! He was like what I said I didn't say anything he said yes you did you said you love me I said yes I did I said I love y

Returning Favors
This is to all the friends on my friend's list that don't know how to return favors, you know who you are. I have been in a contest for 4 days now and have posted blogs and bulletins letting everyone know. I know a lot of my friends on my list aren't into the bombing thing but you still came by and at least commented once. But there are some that are into bombing and contests and i have been there for you. I have ran my rate limit out numerous times bombing day after day for you and have seen you return the favor by commenting maybe 20 times for me or less. Just want to let you know I think that's sorry as hell and will remember this in the future. Here is the link again,,giving one more chance: http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=630153&albumid=444087&i=4267899147 Thanks for letting me rant,,have a nice day

Happy Saturday!
Today finds me home all alone *sniffle* everyone has headed to the lake & I opted to stay home, finish painting & shampoo the carpets. Poor me, whatever will I do TOTALLY ALONE?!?!?!? Oh don't worry, I'll get in trouble rather easily. ROFL! To those I missed swinging by today: I've got tap on but please know my response time will be slow with all I hope to get done today. ~XOXO~Lizzy~

Why God Gave Us Friends
Why GOD Gave Us Friends GOD knew that everyone needs Companionship and cheer, He knew that people need someone Whose thoughts are always near. He knew they need someone kind To lend a helping hand. Someone to gladly take the time To care and understand. GOD knew that we all need someone To share each happy day, To be a source of courage When troubles come our way. Someone to be true to us, Whether near or far apart. Someone whose love we'll always Hold and treasure in our hearts. That's Why GOD Gave Us Friends!

Next Few Weeks
I will not be on much if at all for the next few weeks. I was informed on Wednesday evening that my grandfather has just a couple of weeks to live and I am spending as much time with him as possible. I have already lost both parents and my grandparents on my mothers side all with in the last 5 years now, so i think it is prudent to spend all the time with him that is possible.

Paint Shop Pro Users
TO those of you out there that use PSP to make your graphics tags and more, I am looking for tubes or pics designed by artists... ~Keith Garvey ~Jasmine Beckett ~Jennifer Huntington(I know this is the right last name...may have first name wrong) And any Goth/Dark/Fantasy/Halloween Tubes also, if you have any you'd be willing to share, I'd greatly appreciate it! I also have many PSP tubes,masks,accents and more to share if anyone is interested. Thanks!! ~GT~ P.S. I love any tags done by 'Simone's Creations' too if anyone has those to share..as I do also! =)

You're Lost
Your lost I cant see you Nor can I hear you I Spotted a tear fall Your open eye Stares at me from afar Wondering why there is so much distance And in an instance I reappear Right in front of your eyes It's as clear as those drops of tears That I'm the one that clears you mind Brings you to a higher place Your fears only I erase I love you Yet I hurt you Tell you I'll stay true But yet I desert you Do I deserve you I don't know…

Break Up
"Break Up" Your eyes seep green radiation, hollowing my bones, burning my flesh, bleeding intensity into my viens, you're non-toxic, and I am intoxicated. Your hands, though rough and masculine, make silk of my tears, smooth my hair, moisten my lips, I'm warm, and time is frozen. Then as your lips form the awakening monolouge, Arising blazing emotions destined for me, I am dispensed easily, I am hardened, Im living, but I'm a shell.

Handy Tips
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone. Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them & call them holiday decorations.) Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts in winter.) Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love you to see our den, but Fluffy hates to

Moon Lite Danceing
the dew on the grass hit my feet as I walk in the late night hours the wind that wisped within the leaves blew my hair from springtime showers I heard a tamborine play from a far off distance or just an echo across the ocean and a flute that drowned me deep within from its sensual love seduction I could feel my soul dance around me, and wanting badly to be free so I swayed along with the melody to a love song played just for me I stretched my arms up to the stars and tilted my head way back and then felt the rain upon me just as soon as the thunder cracked the cold clear drops slid down my face as it hid my fallen tears but I swore to always keep up this dance until I could no longer hear the beat that moved me gently like the beat within my heart there was no way for me under the velvet night that I could ever part I danced with the soul of my being and heard a violin through it all and then I finally fell to my knees , that is when I took my fall I felt the crushing of

Poem
In-Between That place between asleep and awake That's where you live in me. A faded dream that was once real. Is all that I can see. In this space of in-between, This is where our souls play. The place that's neither black nor white But only where it's grey I'm only here for a short time, In this special place. Just long enough to see you, With a smile on your face. And now it's time I have to go, and leave behind this scene. But I'll be back in a little while, and meet you in-between

Wow
what are you guys doing get your asses to the outlaw hangout for ralxin thursday wow my name can it get any longer fuckin "A" i didn't think so but hey this is some funny shit anyone else wanna get crazy with me lol

Herbal Crafts
Make sure you sterilize your jars and all your tools. Because these are home made recipes that don't make use of preservatives it's important that you use small jars and refrigerate the portions you're not currently using. Place dried or fresh but gently bruised herbs in a sterile jar,fill the jar with a slightly warmed carrier oil such as (grapeseed, sweet almond, sunflower, sesame, canola or light olive oil) to about two inches above the level of your herbs. If the herbs aren't covered they could mold. You need to leave as little air space in the jar as possible, also to prevent mold. Seal tightly and place in a sunny warm place for about a week shaking daily. If you want a stronger aroma or more potent properties, strain the oil, and infuse it again with new herbs. Repeat this process until you have the strength you want. You can use the same method with sterilized or distilled water to make floral or herbal waters for your recipes. recipe by Vivian Ashcraft

Boys And Girls
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school Past a 4th grade girl's House. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He Holds up a football and Says "See this football? Football is a boy's game And girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells Her mother about the Encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a Football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and The girl shows him the Football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah;" the little Boy gets mad and points to His bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike, and Girls can't have them!" The next day, the boy comes by and the little girl Is riding a new boy's Bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his Pants, points at his private Parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these And your mother can't go buy You one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the Little girl "Well, what do You have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dres

Sexual Iq
I have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Just Another Day In The World
Just got back from work. Another day, another way to find how people can be so stupid. Had a great time going to the store and watching how retarded people can be. A man asked the cashier, "Why cant you go back to the back and make one in my color? This is at OfficeMax. He was talking about a chair. Another man asked why the the smaller computers work without being plugged into the wall? A woman asked the same thing about a cell phone (little old lady) how can it work with out being plugged in? Maybe I am just a butt hole today and have no patience.... Maybe it's the screamer of a headache. Dunno...maybe all of it together?

Why Cherrytap Went To Fubar
sometime next week i'm going to rename the site to fubar. you'll still be able to go to cherrytap.com, or fubar.com.. both will go to the same place and all the old cherrytap.com links will still work. you're probably asking yourself why is babyjesus such a psycho? well, if you've read my blogs you'll notice i've never been a super best friends fan of the name cherrytap...(anyone get that reference?) fubar is also much faster to type. besides, the name doesn't make the site... the people that use it do. before any rumors start: * no the site hasn't been sold to anyone, it's still the same crazy folks running things. * no we're not planning to do anything different on the site after the name change. * we're not resetting accounts or anything. * old salutes with cherrytap.com in them are still valid, but after the name change you'll have to specify fubar in all new salutes. * once we have fubar shirts made, i'll exchange any cherrytap shirts purchased from us for fubar s

God Damn
So I was sitting Reading Rudolph Hoss' Autobiography, eating my breakfast and I get a call from my ex...Normally since two days ago would be fine, but I ask her whats going on since she called me at 7 in the morning, Turns out she and her room mate were drinking at their friends house and her room mate left without my ex's knowledge. So she thought no big deal, I am feeling a little weird(physically) so I'm gonna go home as it is right across the street.She gets up grabs all her things and goes to the door the fucking guy stands up and gets between her and the door, then grabs her arm when she reaches for the door knob...all the while he is telling her it's cool just come back and sit down...So she finally manages to get past him and when she is going down the stairs she starts to feel really weird and falls, This fuck is chasing her and once he got down the stairs he went the wrong way, she went to her friends apt. and immediately passed out...Turns out she got roofied by this fuck! N

Friends
Horse-Sense Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have probl

The Sex Fairy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ = 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============ = 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============ = 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============ = 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============ = 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle

24th July 2007
So I have just signed up to Fubar, Its so confusing but I think I am kinda of getting the hang of this. So be kind and dont call me a n00b or anything because i'll soon get the grasp of this. Natalie xoxo Today was a rather good day, I had a rather large amount of laughs with Alex today. He gave me a 15 minute review on the film "Shoot em up" this morning it was rather funny, and as we sat down My friend Jack told me some girl was bitching about me because you see she has nothing else better to do with her life than to bitch about people so I left it at that. I had a flapjack for lunch and then went a played the piano for a bit, Quite relaxing really.. Natalie xo

Another Blog?!?
another site with a blog space. Like I don't have enough of those all over the web. Blogging is like talking to yourself. At least it is to me because I rarely ever get comments on my blogs. But that's okay, I'm pretty much the only person that likes what I have to say anyway.

Before We Part
Before we part, I must tell you this from my heart I’ll love you forever I’ve loved you from the start No matter what happens, You’ll always have my heart You mean the entire world to me You’re my shinning star- Because everything I wish for, Is everything you are I knew I was in over my head when I told you but I promise you this I will never deny you Take care my love til our road passes again I will love you forever til the end.........

The Sin
You see me here wanting to come near cause I'm the sin you cant give into You try to push me away but yet want me to stay cause I'm the sin you cant give into You don’t want me to go but you say I must cause you look in my eyes an feel the love an lust Cause I'm the sin you cant give into you still know me ,still want me as much as I want you Cause I'm the sin you cant give into I'm here and I'm tempting. You're confused and keep avoiding Cause I'm the sin you cant give into You can't deny what I do to you. Cause I'm the sin you can't give into So I wait like an animal for its prey For you to give in to me an let me have my way Cause I'm the sin you cant give in to..

Away
Just wanted to say hello to everyone some of you might have noticed my lack of presence a few weeks so for all of u I wanted to say I am back again full of energy and partymood and noticed they have changed the pagename yet again:P boy was i surprised hehe so stop by and say welcome back or just be curiouss like the rest of us;)

What Is Normal?
I read peoples blogs about wanting to be normal and live the life they see around them, Heck What is Normal? Normal for me is different then normal for you, you are what you are and instead of trying to find a "Normal" life just try to pusue peace and happiness. i have learned there is no normalness just life, make the most of it enjoy the things that make you happy, you make think a life with someone will make you happy but be careful of what you wish for. Someone may enter your life that shares the same things you hold dear but then again it may not happen. You have to be happy and seek this happiness wherever you may find it just try not to step on others as you travel this life. Look for the simple things in life for they will make you the happyest and you don't even know it. As log as you wake every morn to the new day there is something to be happy about to start your day

My Daughter
12 years ago at this moment I was in Pre-Op preparing to have a C-Section with my first child, my daughter. I hadn't planned on a C-Section and at 19 years old, to be honest, I was scared to death at this thought. Granted now, I'm glad I had both of my children that way. At 11:36 pm, 7/26/95, weighing 6 pounds and 6 ounces, my daughter came into this world. I remember Melissa, my doctor's nurse first comment when they were bringing Christal out was about the head full of hair that she was born with. Unfortunately, that dark full head of hair didn't stay long and for months after that she had very little. (Now though she's got incredibily thick hair.) Hard to believe that at that single moment my entire life changed forever. It wasn't just about me anymore, it was about being a mother from here on out. I have never regretted becoming a mother, sometimes I just wish I had more patience but I think that is all parents. I was recently looking at a picture of her when she was about

Almost Time
Yesturday afternoon I was on my way back from dropping some stuff off at my place and just as I almost got back some kid who just barely got his license T-Boned my car. Nothing to serious but I did go to the hospital to have my neck checked out cause it is really sore and giving my a really bad headache. They gave me some medication and well lets just say last night I had the best sleep I have had in a realy really long time. Well I wanted to let everyone know I am alright but I am not going to be around for the net few days. Take care and I will talk to you all later. Ok I am tired of being on here and no one talking to me. It is time I am going to start cleaning out my freinds list. If you still want to be on my list send me a messege saying you would like to stay and I will keep you on it. If I do not hear from you then you wil be deleted so if you wonder why then you didn't read this and well thats the way it goes. Well the time is near and I am almost out here. Come the 30th I

F'd Up
Sadly, i have been recently diagnosed the dreadfull "Wile E. Coyote" Syndrome for younger viewers also know as the "Waspinator" sickness. Symptoms are as follows: Constantly hurting ones self. Reaching for a goal that always slips away. Falling off cliffs Getting blown up Hurting ones self constantly do to ill planned scheems and ideas And life generally kicking you in the head everytime your down. Though I will not die from the desease I will get hurt becuase of its affects. Pray for me. ;-P All I ever wanted is for my family to get along. It seemed that after my mother passed we all pulled together. I was wrong. My sister who lives up in northern CA wants to pick a fight with my other sister who is the executer of the estate. And of course since I'm the caretaker for the "family" home I get caught up in the middle, this blows! My sister up north tries to get people to choose sides and then makes up stuff that isn't even in the Will. I give up.

Songs
You Save Me - Kenny Chesney Every now and then I get a little lost The strings all get tangled The wires all get crossed Every now and then I’m right upon the edge Danglin’ my toes out over the ledge I just thank God you’re here (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me It’s hard lovin’ a man That’s got a gypsy soul I don’t know how you do it I’m not sure how you know The perfect thing to say To save me from myself You’re the angel that believes in me Like nobody else And I thank God you do (Chorus) ['Cause] when I’m a bullet shot out of a gun ['Cause] when I’m a firecracker comin’ undone When I’m a fugitive ready to run All wild-eyed and crazy No matter where my reckless soul takes me Baby you save me Well I know I don’t tell you nearly enough I couldn’t live one day with

O'my O'my, Advice...grow Up
GIVE ME A BREAK!! Okay not to offend anyone, but I'm mainly here for friends, to seek out people with same interests or just plain want a drink and chat, lol. It gets annoying when alls you get are people looking for a piece of cyber-ass. I'm a female, which means I like to be treated nice and not, may I repeat NOT like a fucking toy or something. I just found a way to express my personality and am letting loose through here. I've met some pretty fun people here, friends, close friends, those of you know who you are. So if you are just interested in getting a piece of cyber-ass, eh ahhh, it won't happen. I like to have fun, mingle...knowing when it is appropriate is the key. At least give me the courtesy of getting to know me a bit first, geez people. I feel a bit like an idiot writing this but hey, some people just drive you to do the craziest things and this is one of them. Thats all...carry on.

Poetry
Why did you do what you did? Why must u run so far away ? I really didn't mean to hurt you that day. No matter what i say, I will always regret that day. I am like you in that way, I will regret that day. Now it is in the past, Ithought our relationship would last. You screwed up pretty big, For moving away like you did. but now i have to move on, knowing you are gone. But it brings ease to my pain, knowing you where the one that's insain. You are the one that cheated on me, That's how it will always be. you really hurt me this time, Thats why i made you this ryme. Done by jason borchard Lost I am lost in outer space, I am turning into a disgrase, I don't know why i am here in this place, I need a new face, or mabe a new race, Eather way i am lost in outer space, please show me a beautiful face. done by Jason borchard i have put blue under body lights on my car moved the sterio system from t

I've Learned....
I've learned we want what we cannot have and can never have enough. I've learned all the money in world won't get you into heaven. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back, but that's ok. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes, after that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people, it's what they do about it. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with lo

Stupid Sex Questions
Body: 1. Is sex best morning afternoon or night? i'm choosing ANY TIME! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Right .. or middle 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken: chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?: Guilty !! Yes I have 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?: idk never paid attention 6. Candles or Incense? candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? i have 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yes 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? I think in germany .. it's a bit of a blur 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? you cooking 11.Would you rather your house be dirty or car? my car. 12. Shower or bath? Both 13. That spot that makes you melt?: if you can't find it i'm not directing you to it 15. Mexican or Chinese food?: Mexi 16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?: both 17. Do you love someone on your top friends?: Yes 1

Little Girl's Firetruck
LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station. He notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the m iddle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The fire-fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to Run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster" The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren." lol:P Tc n peace..Boo..hugz!!

Whatever
Ok I am cleaning my lists out like MAD And i mean CLEANING Them out if you dont talk to me and dont want to be on my friends list dont say anything to me and youll be gone, if you wish to remain then Drop me a line

She Walked Out On Me
there was a chick named trisha who walked out on me two years ago i spent 6 months trying to find her but gave up eventually, she left me cuz she said she was scared of me loving her and doing things for her so that gave her the right to walk out on me??, just because i gave her my heart and my love too??, trisha you know who you are, and where your at in life you really hurt me in life and my love and my feelings for you, if you get this great im just venting about finding you like last week or so i dont remember i just hope how much of a mistake you made walking out on me!!!!!, waht would you do if you found someone two years later that someone had done the same thing to you??, now two years alter she's asking me for another chance I say may'be but she might do it again to Me, I dunno bout giving her another chance what do you people think????, should I give her another chance of say you lost out, or get lost?? leave an opinion or comment or vote, have a great weekend??

Sportscardstars.info
I Own and Operate a Sports/SportsCard Site, So If You Like Sports or Sports Cards as a Hobby Please Join i Would Love to Have all the New Members i can Get We have only Been Open 3 Months, we Have 209 Members and Over 5,000 Posts, We Look Forward to More Good People! Thanks http://sportscardstars.info

Travis
Hey what's up? So the big deal about this blog is learning about what I can do on this site. I just added a music play, which is filled with some pretty BA (bad ass) songs if I do say so myself. So more about me. I'm 25 and am a student pilot. Ultimately my goal is to teach people how to fly. I have about two years until I get to that point, but it'll kick ass I think. I just moved to Michigan to go to school, it's pretty BA here, quiet, which is how I like it. Holla if you want to know more. So I'm an avid fan of this show called The Universe on the History Channel. Basically it is a documentary series on different stellar and planetary bodies in the solar system. Last nights was, The Most Dangerous Places in the Galaxy! It was talking about Black Holes, Quazars, Blazars and Galactical Mergers and how they would effect earth should one come close enough to us. It's flipping freaking great series. Ultimately it shows me that we are allowed to exist just because the Galaxy allows us to.

Grandma
T*TS AND P*SSY, I AM JUST A CLEAN GIRL WITH CLASS,WOMEN SHOULD RESPECT THEMSELVES AND NOT ACT A FOOL WITH KIDS ESPECIALLY, HOW PATHETIC AND SAD! WAS WATCHING ALL THE SOLDIERS DEAD ON CNN AND OUR MEDIA CONSUMES, CRAP! The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty please fill me Mister anchor assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing I need you my witness To dress this up so bloodless To numb me and purge me now Of thoughts of blaming you Yes the car is our wheelchair My witness your coughing Oily silence mocks the legless Now traveling in coffins But on the corner The jury's sleepless We found your weakness And it's right outside our door Now testify With precision you feed me My witness I'm hungry Your temple it calms me So I can carry on My slaving sweating the skin right off my bones On a bed of fire I'm choking on the smoke that fills my home

Sex Subject
MIX IT UP Exploring your sexuality can be a dead end if you don't keep one destination in mind: her happiness. THE DOWNWARD DOG The purpose: Allows for deeper thrusts How it works: She's facedown on the bed, hips raised The benefit: This position creates a snug fit, "making you feel larger," says Rebecca Rosenblat, a sex therapist and the author of Seducing Your Man. It also puts pressure on the hard-to-reach pleasure zones just behind her vagina. To last longer, try "shallow thrusting and deep breathing," advises April Masini, author of Date out of Your League. "Exhale with each thrust." Hint: Don't be a battering ram. "Move your hips from side to side, too," says Diana Wiley, Ph.D., a sex therapist. THE FACE-OFF The purpose: Makes height differences disappear How it works: You sit on a chair or the edge of a bed, she faces you on your lap. The benefit: Greater flexibility. "She can easily control the angle and depth of entry," says Wiley, "and this is a good

Why Men Are Happier Then Women
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s

Lil Johny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac

Whoop Whoop
Whoop! Whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just can't help but whoop whoop! There's just something 'bout your Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop got me jumpin' through hoops 'Cause a day without your love girl, I can't recoup Send chills down my spine every time we touch You say come here I get in gear, like poppin' the clutch That rush like you're rollin' down a hill You said, "Be still, I got a chill!" I said, "Okay girl, I will!" With the sweat accumulating in a pool in your navel I'm rockin' your body 'cause I'm willin' and able Truth not fable, I make the bed sing like the movies on cable Holdin' on tight sittin' tall in the saddle Your heels inside just like spurrin' cattle Hearts in rhythm, nibble on my ear please be my friend Your hair is gettin' tangled 'cause I make your body tingle By the hair of my chinny-chin chin, gotta get your Whoop whoop! It makes me wanna whoop whoop! I just

Stolen Blogs
Ok guys I just wanted to let you know that my some of my "story" blogs were copied from my page and placed on someone else's and they are taken the credit for them . Now I my stories aren't the greatest but they are mine none the less. Now I don't mind anyone copying them but its really low to take them without asking and then repost them as your own.

Fabulous Fubar Friday
As you could guess in my last blog I was very angry and passionate. I also wrote very badly, in the heat of the moment. But today was different. I had a job interview this morning, and I WOWed them. I got word this afternoon that I was hired. YEY. Being an 'older guy' I have had experience in interviewing, know business, and usually communicate very well. Except last night, of course, when I wrote with passion and poor form. I have been out of solid work for 21 months- almost 2 years. Now I must admit that smack in the middle of that was two surgeries, and recovery time, which accounted for about 7 months. Of course, as an IT (computer geek) type guy, I have had some consulting work in and around there, but not that much. I also had a 2 month job with a, let's call it, 'unique' employer, and he wasn't able to appreciate all I could do for him. But then in the larger scheme of things, it was something to do and earn some buck$ until my real job would find me, which it indeed did.

Suicide
Tortured, suffering, living in pain haunted by his past she writes a letter to her family and friends and for unknown reasons laughs. she thought she was alone and uncared for she heavens a sigh of grief tears flow freely from her eyes she seeks to find relief. Into her room she silently went her family not to wake takes the revolver from her drawer her hands begin to shake. A loud noise echoes through the house her parents run indred for on the floor with a gun at her side in a pile of blood their child lay dead.

Only 1818 Left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLZ HELP ME LEVEL I ONLY HAVE 1818 PTS LEFT>COME RATE MY NEW PICS AND STASH THANKS!!!!!!!!!!! GINOURMOUS GÅß€@ fubar PLZ HELP ME LEVEL I ONLY HAVE 1818 PTS LEFT COME RATE MY NEW PICS AND STASH THANKS!!!!!!!!!!! GINOURMOUS GÅß€@ fubar

Deleteing My Fubar Out
hello to all to my friends i am just writing this to let you know i am deletting my fubar out. i met some nice ppl on here and i am glad i had the chance to talk to you all. your all probably wondering why will i am sick of all the bs that is going on with this site now . its starting to think its a kidding porn . but i hope to keep in touch with you all if you have my yahoo then i know i will. but if not you have 2 days probably to get ahold of me to get it. will i hope you all the best of luck and i am glad we had the chance to talk. when life gives you a lemon make some lemonade with it peace out love ya all lisa aka sassy1

Bdate
Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Another Way To View My Life
Jackie by billy 2006 Gentle kindness a friend of words, light this path of a non-spoken place, loneliness and strife away....deepens the crevicesinto simple grace, heart thickens happiness....filter out foes a mind of peace within everlasting,clearness of souls untouched boundings....cradling memories of lost times stolen,requiring rent to bloom....founding joy of shallow needs,crisp white pleasures glistening ahead....intriquing limitless inquiries,curiosity hastened,two worlds apart joined....purity of lifesgrowth within, strength into weakness begins..

Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b