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Useless Personal News
If my neighbor lets his dog shit in my yard again, im gonna go over and gouge his FUCKING eyes out with a rusty spork, i did however suggest to him ( in a condescending tone ) to add rubberbands to his dogs food, so when he did shit in my yard i could fling them back into his !!! I have shot the dog in the ass with BB gun while he was shittin. Next step i think would be too feed him a whole block of cheese, so he dont shit for like 3 weeks MUAHAHAHAHAAHA, fuckin tired of that shit, goto rake the damn leaves up, dog shit underneath. I'm 1/2 tempted to go right on his porch & shit....then ring the doorbell when im done. HA HA Had to get that off my chest before i end up in jail LMAO

Rants
Yes I'm back and that can only mean one thing.....Listen Up! Thats right I've got sum-thin to say! This is sum-thin you probably thought you'd never hear from me but it really pisses me off! The subject today folks is ...... MEN! That's right, you heard me, Men. Come on guys what's up? Do you really think women want to hear that crap? Yeah, sure they like to hear things like : 1."You have beautiful eyes." 2."You have a nice smile." 3."Would you like to chat sometime?" But.....do you really think they want to hear? 1."You like big ones?" 2."Got more pics?" 3."Can I see your cam?" I don't think so! To me that makes them feel like you only want them for one thing, to get them in the sack. Women are not a peice of meat or jus sum-thin to enjoy whenever you want. Yeah, they have needs too but they like to feel like they are wanted for more than sex. It's the men with one track minds that make it hard for others to find a good woman because they think that all men a

My Hunger Stirs
Within the dreams, Of silent nights, Comes forth the chance, To take this flight, As the warmth of blood, Into sensual desires, The erotic waves, And passions fires, Ignite so deep, Within your soul, My presence near, Becomes your goal, Laying helpless, In darkness beyond, You sweet one, I have become fond, A dreamy drift, Of sweetness be, In my darkness, It is I you see, The one who comes, Within your sleep, Feeding upon your soul, Your blood so deep, As you feel my lips, Kissing yours, The sucking of your soul, Forever wanting more, As I kiss my way, To your throat, My sharp teeth gliding, A sensual coat, Of pleasure and pain, As you feel the scrape, My sharp teeth grazing, Yet there be no escape, As you feel me tease, And linger there, The pulsing vein, Craving where, You suddenly feel, The sharpest pain, The warm blood flows, And pleasure you gain, As the pulsing blood, Flows into me, Your soul be mine, Forever to

Love Is ..
Mercy is Love being gracious. Eloquence is Love talking. Prophecy is Love foretelling. Faith is Love believing. Charity is Love acting. Sacrifice is Love offering itself. Patience is Love Waiting. Endurance is Love abiding. Hope is Love expecting. Peace is Love resting. Prayer is Love communing.

How Shjould I Say...
I love you with a permanence That endures the passing years. I love you with a joyfulness That subdues all doubts and fears. I love you with an honesty That was born within my heart. I love you with the calm belief That we will never part. I love you with a confidence No earthly force can sever. I love you with the certainty That I’ll cherish you forever. I love you with the humbleness Of one who has been blessed. I love you with the reverence Of all that word suggests. I love you with a fervor That time cannot reverse. I love you with the truest love That I have put to verse.

Home
I am going to be doing two big things for Christmas.... I am taking a vacation - my sister baught me tickets to go to N.Y. for a week over the holidays - and I am going alone!! That started a big argument with my sister but I told her that was the only way I would go. I have not seen my neice's in a long time and I need to. Brianne, the older neice (she is 9) has been singled out to be trained for the 2012 Olympics for horse jumping. Didnt know that was an Olympic sport but why not!! She has won or placed in every competition along the eastern sea board. It is amazing because she is competeing against girls as old as 14 and 15. So I will get to see her and my other niece who is also my God Daughter. My sister is the only close family I have left so it will be nice to see her. I am panicking already about taking a week away from work and I am not leaving until the 20th of Dec. I have been making checklists and bugging the hell out of everyone about it. I am bringing my c

Whats Next?
two elementary kids here in michigan fought over an i pod. one kid brought a gun to the after-school fight. luckily the police were tipped off and intervined. i think the gun scene at schools is getting rediculious. thats what happens when your not allowed to correct your child.

Check This Out!!!
Please send my friend Dave Chlad some love! He just recorded his first CD. You can watch his 3 videos by using the links below. Access his fubar page here: =========================== illplayuasong@ fubar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS7UvDVlhug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rSONt6kn4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdJpN6L-cd4

Magic Mistress
you slip in my bed like ah dream come true... I touch your soft belly and you gasp and caress my face, rubbing your hands down my chest.. i kiss your tender lips and hold your body close.i can feel ur body temp rise as i kiss your belly and cup your chest with my hand.. your lips kiss mine and nibble down my chest.....at this moment i relize your that angel in my dreams that has come true!!! i hope you stay here to hold me forever........ Do i come see you again. do i love you maybe! but baby how can i forget my family are you heaven sent !!! I think so but who am i to tell!! Do you love me?? please tell me am i worth your pain also!!!

Protectorsz
THE FINAL INSPECTION The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you ? Have you always turned the other cheek ? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Excep

Forgotten Writtings
My Baby Girl, The sun shimmered upon the clouds. The brilliant reds and orange glistened amongst the clouds. For a moment peace filled my soul. I felt you. Though you were miles away you watch the sun set his weary body beneath the horizon. You are always there, in my mind and my soul. You surround me and hold me full of life. Your love, heals me, as your smile caresses my being. You are my favorite, my blessing. Though life brings it’s disasters and punishment, you alone are my savior. One look at you and I am set free. The luminous nature, of your touch warms me. Thank you for being here. Always. As my angel, my Baby Girl you guide me on my trek through life’s sorrows and woes. You are amazing, you are beautiful, you are my wife. My shimmering princess, thou hast saved me from my own destruction. You make me whole, together we are one and the same, two hearts that beat as one. A life that shall and can not be tattered nor torn. We, you and me, have every

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Sweet Justice! (i.e. Westboro Baptist Nutjobs)
"Jury Awards Father Nearly $11 Million in Funeral Protesters Case" The father of a fallen Marine was awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday in damages by a jury that found leaders of a fundamentalist church had invaded the family's privacy and inflicted emotional distress when they picketed the Marine's funeral. The jury first awarded $2.9 million in compensatory damages. It returned later in the afternoon with its decision to award $6 million in punitive damages for invasion of privacy and $2 million for causing emotional distress to the Marine's father, Albert Snyder of York, Pa. Snyder sued the Kansas-based Westboro Baptist Church for unspecified monetary damages after members staged a demonstration at the March 2006 funeral of his son, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, who was killed in Iraq. The defense said it planned to appeal and one of the church's leaders, Shirley Phelps-Roper, said the members would continue their pickets of military funerals. Church members believe t

Site Use...
Private picture folders...? You know - the ones that have a financial access clause attached to them...? Call me dumb, but doesn't that constitute a commercial transaction; a contravention to the site TOS...? I look forward to anyone reading this adding me to their 'blocked' list, un-friending/fanning me, etc, as I will do the same, by return... that way, it will save me the trouble of looking for those who I've added by mistake & missed/forgotten about who have this clause as a major part of their profile &/or raison d'etre for being here...

Welcome Home Boys
So I had an interesting conversation with a gentleman that was surprisingly pretty dang hot. I kept an eye on him as he walked past me at security check... then noticed he was in the same terminal... noticed him glance over at me... anyhow, luck would have it we were seated next to eachother... but I'm getting side tracked. He told me to never say never.... I couldn't get that thought out of my head... what the hell, you say never when you say never say never. To me it's like asking me what came first the egg or the chicken, or how much can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I hate those euphuisms.... hmmm, I am thinking tomorrow is Friday, I'm in Nashville I've got this hot guy staying at the same hotel... I'm going out for drinks tomorrow to ponder on this drunk. My best friends are coming home Wednesday!! I will be out and away from the computer for a bit so don't anyone fret if I don't return messages or answer for a bit. I will post pictures of our first nigh

Relationships Suck!
Stay--Sugarland I been sittin' here starin' At the clock on the wall And I been layin' here prayin' Prayin' she won't call It's just another call from home And you'll get it and be gone And I'll be cryin' And I'll be beggin' you, baby Beg you not to leave But I'll be left here waitin' With my heart on my sleeve Oh, for the next time we'll be here Seems like a million years And I think I'm dyin' What do I have to do to make you see She can't love you like me Why don't you stay I'm down on my knees I'm so tired of bein' lonely Don't I give you what you need When she calls you to go There is one thing you should know We don't have to live this way Baby, why don't you stay (yeah) You keep tellin' me, baby There will come a time When you will leave her arms And forever be in mine But I don't think that's the truth And I don't like bein' used [Stay lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] And I'm tired 'a waitin' It's too much pain to have to bear

For You Dad
I just recently lost my hero my DAD! i miss him everyday. we had alot of fun and goodtimes together. we didnt always see eye to eye on things but we always managed to get threw our disagreements.he taught me about everything i enjoy , fishing, hunting, camping, offroading etc.he drowned in a boating accident off the oregon coast about a month ago but the way i see it he died doing what the both of us loved to do,fishing. so this is for you dad! GOD GRANT THAT I MAY LIVE TO FISH UNTIL MY DYING DAY, AND WHEN MY FINAL CAST I'VE MADE AND LIFE HAS SLIPPED AWAY. I PRAY THAT GOD'S GREAT LANDING NET WILL CATCH ME IN ITS SWEEP AND GOD IN HIS MERCY WILL JUDGE ME BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP! I LOVE YOU DAD! I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN SOME DAY ON THE OTHER SIDE AND WE CAN CONTINUE TO FISH IN THE GREAT OCEANS OF HEAVEN!

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maybe its destiny maybe the world tests me no one seems to want me my heart is aching from being so lonely no one to care just to be there no shoulder to cry on not at all so i hold my sorrow in let not one tear drop fall maybe its meant to be maybe its destiny maybe love and happiness just werent meant for me

My Birthday
A Decoz® Numerology Chart Analysis for Michelle Welker by Hans Decoz Birth .. Michelle Marie Welker October 15, 1965 © Copyright 1985, 2003, Hans Decoz. TABLE OF CONTENTS INTRODUCTION 4 LIFE PATH 4 EXPRESSION 5 HEART'S DESIRE 7 SUMMARY Birth name: Michelle Marie Welker Short name: Michelle Welker Birth date: October 15, 1965 Your Life Path is 10/1 5 Your Expression is 16/7 6 Your Heart's Desire is 8 7 INTRODUCTION About your Personal Reading This reading was composed for you personally, Michelle, and is based on your full name at birth, your date of birth, and the name you now use to introduce yourself. Please check your birth data on the title page to make sure the names and date of birth used are correct. If you have two or more middle names or last names, y

Chrismas Poem
I have a list of folks I know , all written in a book.And every year at Christmas time, I go and take a look.And thats when I realize that these names are a part...not of the book they'er written in, but of my very heart.For each name stands for someone who has crossed my path sometime, and in that meeting they've become the rhythem in each rhyme.And while it sounds fantastic for me to make this claim, I really feel that I'm composed of each remembered name.And while you may not be aware of any special link just meeting you has changed my life, a lot more than you think.For once I'v met somebody, the years cannot erase the memory of a pleasant word or of a friendly face.So never think this Christmas card is just a mere routine of names on a Christmas list, forgotten in between.For when I send a Christmas card that is adressed to you, it's because you are on the list o folks I am indebted too.For I am the total of many folks I have met and you happen to be one of those I prefer not to f

Santa's Prayer On Christmas Eve
This is something we all need to remember at this time of the year . Santa's Prayer on Christmas Eve By Warren D. Jennings The sleigh was all packed, the reindeer were fed, But Santa still knelt by the side of the bed. "Dear Father," he prayed "Be with me tonight. There's much work to do and my schedule is tight. I must jump in my sleigh and streak through the sky, Knowing full well that a reindeer can't fly. I will visit each household before the first light, I'll cover the world and all in one night. With sleigh bells a-ringing, I'll land on each roof, Amid the soft clatter of each little hoof. To get in the house is the difficult part, So I'll slide down the chimney of each child's heart. My sack will hold toys to grant all their wishes. The supply will be endless like the loaves and the fishes. I will fill all the stockings and not leave a track. I'll eat every cookie that is left for my snack. I can do all these things Lord, only through You, I just need your b

This Is How I Feel About It.
I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky It slips away, all your money won't another minute buy Dust in the wind, All we are is dust in the wind

Christianity
Christianity! Is it dead or does it still flurish? The word itself means many things to many people. For myself, IT means I have not the right to judge others for what they may or may not have done in they're past. Weather it be true or not is not my place to judge. For those who listen to this gossip, then they are as guilty as those who spread it. Christianity is a good word but only as good as those who use it wisely and in the text for which it was created. I am not the judge, jury or exicutioner therefore I will not condem my breatheren for the mistakes which they have made and which they are heartily sorry for! Does this make sense? And if so does it mean then, christianity is still alive? I hope so for all of our sakes!

So True
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my fubucks....it was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year if u dont like the rating of your pics they shouldn't be up for rateing...i give my honest rating and if u dont like it just take the constructive critisium and move on....no need to be petty....if the photo dose nothing for u then it dose nothing for u and i feel there is a better picture of u somewhere and this comes from soneone who has been told several times that she is very unattrative....its just a rateing....damn let's not be childish people...there is no need to rip my pic if i'm getting the true understanding of the word rip...it's sad that grown ass people cant take critisium....have a good day

Why?
Why is it.. that when a good thing starts happening, someone has to go and change it? In this particular blog, I'm reffering to one of my few lounges that i'm subscribed to. When it was under a different name, it seemed really popular, and busy. Now the "owners" have gone and changed the name, and the format of the background for the lounge, and everytime I seem to go online, there's never anyone in there. WTF? (If there's spelling mistakes, I appologize .. i've had a bit to drink tonight) Just curious

Christmas Adventure With Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun. "Where

About Me
I am a 32 year old mother of a perfectly beautiful son.I am only here for friends nothing sexual I am not a prude by any means, just "old-fashioned" when it comes to love, romance and sex! I proudly consider myself to be a monogamous nymphomaniac ;) So if you still haven't caught on... Let me try this approach; NO CYBER. NO CAMMING. NO IM's. NO PHONE SEX. NO MEETINGS. NO FLINGS. DO NOT ask to see my private folder you WILL be ignored ask me repeatedly and YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. Ya'll got that in there? Are my intentions clear to everyone? Good! I have no problem adding friends if you can accept what I wrote above. I am a very nice person. I can be your best friend or worst enemy. I am not a pushover, so I also have no problem REMOVING or Blocking people, if it becomes necessary. Rate me high, rate me low - don't rate me. Won't affect me one way or the other. I realize not everyone will like me for whatever reason. That's fine with me! because the one's that matter already do. N

Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Whore Me Out!
I have entered a bash salute contest for 514. Please post one comment and vote to help me win a 7 day blast. The contest ends New Year's Eve at midnight (or New Year's Day at 12:01AM). All help appreciated!!!

Friendship
Friendship . . . is you. . . . is love. . . . is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart

A Feeling..
A feeling so deep,a feeling so pure A feeling of comfort,feeling secure Feeling special,a feeling of goodness A feeling of care,a feeling of trueness So close so near so much love we share A feeling of emptiness if you weren't here Do not ever want to let this feeling i feel go Let this be something i'll forever know What would i feel without you Like i'm in a dark place all lonely In a cold cold room, with no one to hold me But while i'm with you I feel like i'm in paradise Your everything i want I never want to leave this place I'm not goin even front You make me feel good with all that you do I feel LOVED when i'm with you.

Away For The Holidays
Hey y'all I'm gonna be away for a bit over Christmas. We're gonna start our trek home to Wisconsin starting tonight and will be gone for a lil over a week so you probabley won't see me till after new years I'm gonna miss everyone so hope you have a merry christmas and a safe but kick ass new years and I'll see y'all when I get back. PEACE!

Target For 12-20
All Confederate Bombers “SHOULD” be bombing on the target only, which is The Watchers contest. The targets are for who NEEDS to be bombed and is an approved contest. We need ALL family members on this ASAP please. Below you will find the link to the target… Padame~GeeGee~Confederate Bombers Lt.~Fu-Wife to Obiwan~The Watcher Captain Of Confederate Bombers's

Friday
well, i am not allowed to eat past midnight... how crappy. so i plan on eating some more, lol, right now and passing out just afterwards so i don't have to feel hungry. you know when you're not allowed to eat and you suddenly feel like you haven't eaten in a week, lol... oh well. yes i am about to lose it. i'm scarred out of my mind, but i know i should be ok, just being overdramatic. I'm supposed to be at the hospital tomorrow (friday) at 11am. I should be home about 3-4 hours later. since they are putting me to sleep, i have no idea when i'll feel like getting online, but when i do feel up to it, know i will be. Thank you to all my friends for being so nice and supportive during all this, even if it is just the tip of the iceberg... suzy

Family Issues
ok my brothers and i havent always seen eye to eye in fact the one im closest to has really fucked me over time and time again but i just found out that he just went to iraq now im struggleing with the fact that im really mad at him for the past but im afraid that he wont come back home

Recipe For New Year's Punch
Recipe for New Year's Punch !! Take yourself; peel off layers of egotism and self-pity; Cut out seeds of unkind thoughts and unhappy emotions. Remove all prejudices and worries. To this add one firm belief that life's worth living. Mix well with one practical idea that you are somebody. Season with a sense of humor and optimism. Sweeten with love. Then add one strong determination to live at your highest every hour of the day, come what may. Let effervesce for 365 days. Garnish with smiles and pleasant words. Serve with gentleness and courage. Note the effect. Happy New Year.

"friends" Going "private"
You see a beautiful girl...you add...fan...family...rate...etc. as they specify in their intro's to "see pics". A few weeks later, the pics you joined to see/rate/fan etc. are "private for family only" or "blast to see pics"...false advertising bullshit! All the friends you had before you go all golddigger should be grandfathered in.

Who So Ever
“For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in Him would not perish, but have everlasting life” (John 3:16). When Jesus sent His Son to the earth, He opened the door of salvation to whosoever would believe. That means, anyone can become a child of His and have everlasting life! Aren’t you glad He didn’t just come to save certain kinds of people? Aren’t you glad He didn’t have a bunch of rules and conditions for salvation? Before Jesus came, people had to observe many laws in order to be holy enough to go into the temple. They were constantly performing sacrifices to pay for their sins just so they could be around the presence of God. And even then, their sins were only covered up. But when Jesus came, He was the final sacrifice. And His blood didn’t just cover our sins, it washed us clean. Now, instead of just going to the temple to be near God, the Bible says we are the temple, and He chooses to live inside of us. Thank Him today for Hi

Wedding
I got married this past friday 12/21. I met my wife online, we went on our first date in October and we haven't hardly been apart since. I asked her to marry me 6 days after our first date and have been living in bliss since she said yes.

My Baby
Laying in bed thinking of you Makes me long for more I want you to hold me I want you to kiss me I just want you near me To have and to hold You make me smile Just knowing that you love me Just knowing that you care You brighten up my day I love you baby *MUAH*

World On Fire Lyrics
World On Fire - Lyrics Hearts are worn in these dark ages You're not alone in this story's pages Night has fallen amongst the living and the dying And I try to hold it in, yeah I try to hold it in [Chorus] The world's on fire and It's more than I can handle I'll tap into the water (I try to pull my ship) I try to bring more More than I can handle (Bring it to the table) Bring what I am able I watch the heavens and I find a calling Something I can do to change this moment Stay close to me while the sky is falling Don't wanna be left alone, don't wanna be alone [Chorus] Hearts break, hearts mend Love still hurts Visions clash, planes crash Still there's talk of Saving souls, still the cold Is closing in on us We part the veil on our killer sun Stray from the straight line on this short run The more we take, the less we become A fortune of one that means less for some [Chorus X2]

Betrayed
Today I was once again betrayed by someone that I thought to be a good friend I am really hurt by what this person did and it is the second time that this person did this to me. it was the second time that i received a text stating that this person was found dead. he really played on my emotions, and it really hurt I have realized that this is not a friend at all. I traveled almost 3,000 miles to visit when this person was really down and to show him that I am a good friend but I dont understand why they would do something like this if they call themselves as a friend. this was a very sick joke that was pulled on me for the second time. I want to really say something to this person but I am not sure as I have trouble getting out what i want to say due to my stroke. but just how can someone due this to another person.

Sipped
I want to be sipped like a fine wine, with every drop savored until the last clinging moment of reluctant release. I want to be held up to the light and swished gently, to display all my different hues and how they shine when the sun hits them just right. I want my aroma to be drawn in with a delicate sniff, so my scent softly flavors the taste buds. I want to be enjoyed. I want to be digested. But instead, every time my cup over flows, I am greedily gulped, devoured in a giant swallow. I will not be consumed only to be dissipated. I want the memory of every mouthful to stay fresh on the tongue, savored until the last clinging moment of reluctant release. I want to be sipped like a fine wine, and I won’t be feasted upon until I can be tasted.

Idoits
Some people are just idiots! I was at work yesterday and got into an argument with one of these tards that work here. I thought this guy was a friend, guess I was wrong. Anyways he said a couple of things that to me shows, that he is nothing more than uneducated, unenlightened, backwater trash! He called me a faggot and a queer; I hear this all the time because of my piercing. WTF. Just because I like poking holes in my skin does not mean I am gay! I have not been gay nor have I ever been interested in being that way! If you are that way then you are that way, that’s up to you does not bother me. But I get this shit all the time here. I have never met so many people who are concerned about somebody’s sexually. I hear shit like “you like guys don’t you?” I hate to tell these idiots, I have had more pussy than all of them put together! If you ask me, there looking for a date, cause there the one’s who need to come out of the closet. I even had to put up with that shit from a doctor! When

Good Bye Mi Love
After 10 years of bing with the love of mi life, She was killed. this is so heard for me and Iam tring to take it day by day. You never know just what you have until it's gone. She was everything to me I cant breath without her. All I can do now is cry. I wish it was me. But I know that she would want me to go on. But how can I when I feel so lost. I cant breath without her. Why did she had to leave me alone in this world? R.I.P. Lisa. I love you! I want to go out with mi mates yea, But Iam hurting from mi girlfriend death. Should I stay home or go out and get drunk with mi mates to numb mi pain?

::oh, Intro!!!::
Well, I'm started to replace my networking time on myspace onto here already, lol! Thanks a lot, Colonel =P Anyways, just thought I'd type this out so you get a slight idea of who I am. I'm really laid-back when it comes to the online community like this and am pretty open to meeting all kinds of new people. However, if you're here for a hookup or a relationship, go somewhere else...or I'll delete you. If you're nothing but a creepy perv, I'll delete you...and if you're just an all-around douchebag...guess what?? I'll delete you!! So basically don't come around here if you're a pervy douchebag, capisce?? Ok good :) Hmmmm I really have nothing else more to write except hope everyone has a happy and a safe new year and all the best for 2008!!! kisses, Message In A Bottle

Letter To My Pets....and A Note For Guests
Letter to My Pets: When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. All other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note that placing your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out a

Wtf
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL THESE GUYS IN LIKE THEIR 40S OR SO HITTING ON ME. IM ONLY 18 AND I DONT DIG THAT SORT OF SHIT. I PREFER GUYS/ GIRLS IN THEIR 20S NO OLDER THAN 32ISH. SO YA ALL YOU SICKO OLDER GUYS OUT THERE LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. Seriously dont fucking piss me off. Next person who does, everyones going to see the bad side of me. As much as I hate doing it,I will. FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Poems
cant' you feel how my heart goes out you, it's accepting, and willing and open to you... no judgeing, no conditions no strings attached... just willing to learn and grow and dance... my arms will fill your nights with peace, my hands can ease the pain... the guides can not see who it is, but my heart feels it to be me I long to be close , to smell your scent, so distinct in its calling to me... to feel the warmth comeing from you skin,, knowing your blood lies so close to the surface... ur very essence of who u r , ur ansestors,and their ancestors, and their ancestors...right there beneath the surface...one little cut is all i ask... as the blade barly punctures your skin the rush of that smell reaches my nose as a sigh escapes your throat,let me wrap my arms around your heart and keep u safe , while i drink deeply from your soul... strength and love will fill my soul and feed my need for love... slowly i drink of your blood my love, savoroing each drop u give,

History Lesson
History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. B

Birthday Party
Hey all of my local friends...My 30th birthday is sat the 5th and i would like to know if you would like to join me at down the hatch north in mt morris to celebrate..i would really like to see everyone there...make this a 30th to remember.. danielle

My Life
Here is just a summary of how my life has gone the past 6 years. Freshman year: I was in the band , ROTC, and a damn bookworm honors student. Just hitting puberty at the time as well didn't help much. I was pretty much the nerd that was at the blunt of every joke people loved to drive me over the edge because I was "different". I was smarter than they were and I was in the two main cliques that were abused. Sophmore Year: The summer before I ran into this guy named Mike "Jesus" Wagner who was a wiccan/goth. we hit it off pretty well because he was also a hardcore gamer like me. The more we hung out the more I loved his lifestyle and the way he presented himself. He cared about nothing other than himself and let nothing hurt him. Hence the gothic phase came forth. I then became the guy that if looked at the wrong way would slam you against a wall and threaten suck your eyes from their sockets for lunch or somthing sadistic like that. This didn't make things go any better. I flunk

Beginning...
i entered the room quietly. He was sat there at His chair and as i looked at Him i caught His eye. i quickly lowered my gaze and sat on the floor in my normal subservient position. He gently pulled me up of the floor and made me stand. He tilted my head back looking deep into my eyes, His eyes forcing mine to remain fixed on His. I did not fear Him and He knew that. It was the attracting force that had drew me to Him. A woman of formidable power choosing to acquiesce to His every whim, no matter the cost, or pain involved. He smiled, knowing this. Today was my first real training as His own. He had made me undergo a rigorous series of trials throughout the day all to which i had surrendered to easily. The more ego i lost the stronger He became… and… yes… He knew i was stronger for it too. With each demand, each pain driven task asked of, with eyes lowered i abided to His every desire, subjecting myself to His hand, His whip; His intrusions. i spoke no words of refusal, my body acce

Our Boys
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.H

Hope To Be Back Soon!
SO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN AROUND...BUT DUE TO A FAMILY ILLNESS, A FAMILY SITUATION AND MY COMPUTER CRASHING AND NEEDING TO SEND IT INTO DELL FOR REPAIR, I HAVE HAD A HARD TIME KEEPING UP. I HOPE TO BE BACK SOON AND CHECK OUT ALL THE NEW POSTINGS, AND ALL THE COOL THINGS GOING ON! HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON!

Cowboys..lmao
One foggy night, a Dallas Cowboy fan was heading north from Dallas and a Patriots fan was driving south from Boston. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on... The Patriots fan manages to climb out of his car, he looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Dallas fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Patriots fan walks over to the Cowboys fan and says, "Hey,man, I think this is a sigh that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Cowboy fan thinks a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." He goes to his car, pops his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Patriot, "I think this is another sign, we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Patriots fan agrees. After sucking down over 1/2 of the bottle,

Emptiness
So madly in love, However the distance rips me apart. Crying tears of blood, That drip slowly down my body. A collage of feelings running rampant, Tendered by uncontrollable waves of emotion. Scrambled thoughts linger on. Praying for peace of mind. Unable to calm the floodgate, Filled with indecision and misdirection. Feeling so lost without you. Trying to get a grip on myself. Desperately aching to be with you again. Losing control of myself. Wondering what is happening to me. Screaming out in both ecstasy, and pain. Confusion without. Lost words within. Echoing over and over. Realizing the indescribable horror, That love has brought upon me. Fighting a world alternating between, A burning sun, and freezing darkness. An emptiness that only the power Of your love can remove. With joy, and sadness you approach, Leaving before you came. My life a tempest, My heart ceased.

Believe
Believe What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe.

Maybe
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and

My First Contest
Good morning everyone! I entered a contest for the first time ever yesterday. The first one to 50,000 comments wins 1,000,000 fubucks and I am seriously behind! So if you could take a couple minutes to drop some comments for me or even just one, that would be awesome! Thanks!

Email I Received
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won 't, ' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you

If
If I Knew If I knew how to write a song I’d write one everyday It would say that I’m in love with you And why I feel this way It would have to say you’re pretty And as rare as a desert rose It would say you’re a looker From your head down to your toes You are funny, dainty, fragile And as feminine as can be You’re smart charming lovely And everything to me You’re my comfort when I’m lonely You’re my peace when I need rest Of all the women I’ve known I must rate you the best. You’re the orchard in the jungle, you’re the better half of me You’re all of this and so much more, you mean the world to me Still so much is left unsaid, It would take me far to long I know how much I love you, If only I could write a song.

Deleting Folks
I'm checking my friends more carefully now. Anyone that asks for fubucks or blasts or such in exchange for viewing their 'nsfw' pics will be deleted. Seriously, who do those folks think they are, paid porn-stars? Come on folks. There's tons of free porn out there. I personally am not that interested in nude pictures anyway, and don't care if you have any or not. BUT if you ask for payment, GOODbye. Have a great day.

Musings From Face
I joined fubar because I had a friend that told me about it and said I would have a good time here. And for the most part I have. I have met some very nice people on here and some not so nice ones as well. I have be lucky enough to actually meet some of my fufriends and they are truly special to me. I have met some that I would love to meet in person. I have met some that while they are special to me online, that is where I would prefer to keep them. I have met some that while I dont mind the occasional hello, what's up, in cyber passing I have no desire to cultivate anything more. And then I have also met some that I wish had never said hi, including a couple that I actually have had to use the block button for. Over all my time here has been fun and enjoyable. As a single mom, it can be hard to find time for me and fubar has allowed me to have some me time without leaving my girls. And that is very important. I have heard all kinds of things from all kinds of people as I am sure mo

Farts
Today I listened to my son read a book about farts that he found in the doctors office. Written by shito cho ( no shit) shito says that on average pple release about 1/3 cup of gas per fart and about 2 cups of gas per day... thas some funny shit lol

Is This True?
things most females don't know --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're, goin for the lether-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. --Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. --Guys get jealous easily. --Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. --Giving a guy a h

Need To Get Some Things Cleared In The Air
Hey guys you know we are a family and a really good family.....Its been coming to my attention that not all bulletins have been reposted from other family members and now we all love our bulletins being reposted right? So dont want to make a big deal of this but lets do this if we see another family or friends bulletin lets repost as you know we are 1 not 50 different people and we all have different friends outside of the family....yes everyones bulletins are important, actually equally important....WE ARE A TIGHT FAMILY AND I DONT WANT A BULLETIN TO SEPARATE THAT....We have to live up to the name of the pack and a pack runs as one where as they dont think about just themselves....We are a leveling family and here to level anyone and everyone that needs our help this family was founded on the rules of the pack even the leaders will always look out for the other members before themselves....With this I just want you to know you guys are awesome and thank you so much for being part of

Sex And Love
Monday, October 29, 2007 SEX AND LOVE Current mood: contemplative Category: Life there are two words that have come a long way and yet have fallen so far behind love and sex to some people these words are basically interchangeable but in reality they are inflated, overrated and overstated two simple words three and four letters with completely different preconceeived ideas differnt meanings in different cultures, differnt religions, different races, even different sexes these words are essentially as old as time itself and have basically remained unchanged since the beginning of time but our interpretations have changed and evolved and devolved up and down throughout history we have gone from exclusive monogamy to sheer hedonism back to exclusivity back to sexual exploitation where is the middle ground the happy medium the words without the feelings the attachments or the commitments we all have substantial views pe

Mother-in-law
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks

Vote For Truth
NYC residents can put an end to the lies: The New York City Ballot Initiative & the Re-investigation of 9/11 By an Independent Citizens Commission. (no one really expected the government's commission to discover that people in our government were involved) http://www.nyc911initiative.org/ Help stop the endless, and non-sensical "war on Terror" by exposing it for the fraud that it is. Please forward this to other NYC residents in the hope that we can bring this to a peaceful solution. Learn More: http://911blogger.com/node/13476

Free Your Hearts
The desire to touch you in the morning when you just awaken I am dreaming about you before I awake and to find you next to me............ When I wrap my eyes around your body as you stand before me... Lie to me, and let me here you apoligize with the truth Love Never am I forsaken to love

Chocolate Is Good For You
A daily dose of dark chocolate may help reduce the symptoms of chronic fatigue syndrome. Study leader Professor Steve Atkin, an expert in endocrinology, said the idea for the study came after a patient reported feeling much better after swapping her normal milk chocolate for dark chocolate with a high cocoa solid content. He decided to see if other patients would benefit and carried out a trial of 10 patients who received a daily dose - 45g - of dark chocolate or white chocolate dyed to look like dark chocolate for two months.

Transformation
I remember the moment I heard it, Heard the calling. It was when my tormented shrieks Subsided into weary moans. My breath stopped, With the air completely expelled from the lungs, And with sudden awareness, I realized that the moans reverberating inside my ears Was not the echoes of my pain, But the howl of the wind’s gentle agony. Silently, I pressed forward. Though maybe at first from the daze Of being hollowed by misery, It was not long that it was due To the bewitching of the Earth’s song. And entranced, I relented to the flow of the wind. Let go of my pain In quiet desperation, As it commanded me to. That’s when I felt the shift. Like the world had rotated on its axis, Only with me integrated in its core So that I was swept away with it. I was unaware of the merge. Like one is unaware of the night When it transcends on the soul. I only recognized when it was there. When I became immersed. And l

"i Am"
I am what I am I am what I've become There were many But now in the only one The only one who The only one to Walk through the gates of Hell And still I'm alive to tell The blind leading the blind That's how it went I saw the dark bars of these gates Sharp and jagged and bent They opened So on into the darkness i went Step upon step thought after thought seeming it seemed In my own mind I was caught I walked through the blood Burnt and scared Yet not yet dead I walked all the way To the end of Hell's road Where only empty skulls lay I walked over the carcasses Left there to decay I found the evil King's throne Except for my shadow I was alone So a seat I did take Take I did to take a break Then a mirror did i see A mirror face down On the chair's arm beside me And a curious creature I may be I just sat there and wondered Where the Devil, The Devil may be And why free to roam his realm He let me be A quick look in the mirror I took I took that lo

Depression
Depression Poem Enslaved © By Jennifer E. Beyer At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

Picture Fun
1) Answer the questions below 2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket 3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code) 4) You can't copy the persons photobucket pic who posted this before you! 1. The age you will be on your next birthday? 45 2. A place you would like to visit? Australia 3. Your favorite place? Virginia Beach, VA 4. Your favorite object: cell phone 5. Your favorite food: taco salad 6.Your favorite animal: cat 7. Favorite color: pink 8.What town were you born in? clarksdale ms

Innocence Lost
I have so much to say... and yet I cannot speak Come and do my bidding now, for I have grown too weak I stood where no man goes.. And conquered demon foes But with glory and passion No longer in fashion The hero broke his blade

Aman
A MAN WHO I LOVED MORE THAN LIFE TOOK ME AS HIS WIFE A MAN WHO I GAVE MY HEART TO BROKE MY HEART IN TWO A MAN WHO I I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR WALKED OUT THE DOOR A MAN WHO WAS MY MOON LIGHT MIST SHOWED HIS LOVE WITH HIS FIST A MAN WHO WAS MY ONE AND ONLY WALKED OUT AND LEFT ME LONELY NOW THAT MAN I DONT KNOW WHY STILL HS A WAY OF MAKING ME CRY MY LOVE FOR HIM IS NOT THE SAME I KNOW I AM PART TO BLAME dedra

Hey You! Yeah You ......
Hey Fu-friends... My friend Mikey just joined yesterday... If you could just take a few minutes and visit his profile fan rate and add him. I would Love you for ever lol... or at least return the favor! here is his profile Mikey@ fubar Have a great Tuesday! XOxoXO Crissy..aka BratTress

My Concerns
Okay this is for all that don’t know about what is going on with me. I am going to have open heart surgery on February 26, 2008 at 6:00am. They are going to be going in to repair a bad valve that I have had since birth, it’s just got bad enough now that I can not postpone the surgery. It’s going to be at UT. I will have to be in the hospital for about a week then out of work for about another three. I’m keeping a positive attitude…if not I will be scared and worried and make myself sick….I will be okay. Well until yesterday (Monday, March 10, 2008) I was doing well. I had to drive my son to school because the person that promised to take him while I was recouping got into trouble and is not allowed to have more than one person in the car with him…so that leaves out my son. When I got home I was hurting and took my pain meds and slept until early evening. I finally went to bed about 11:30 after taking something to help me sleep. I woke up at 3AM and had to take something for pa

Friends
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to

Fakes!
Tell me one thing........................ What ever happened to honesty? I like to think that I am a kind person, and I give people the benefit of the doubt. And yes I tend to trust way too easily. But I dont like it when people pretend to be a friend when they really dont want to be one. Stop hurting my feelings and walking all over me. So to all of you fakes out there. If you dont want to be my FUCKING friend say so! Thank you please drive through!

~you're Lost~
You're lost I cant see you Nor can I hear you I Spotted a tear fall Your open eye Stares at me from afar Wondering why there is so much distance And in an instance I reappear Right in front of your eyes It's as clear as those drops of tears That I'm the one that clears you mind Brings you to a higher place Your fears only I erase I love you Yet I hurt you Tell you I'll stay true But yet I desert you Do I deserve you I don't know…

My Community Service
Home Remedies Don't think I'd try any of these. > > AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > > > > 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER > DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. > > > > 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE > ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > > > 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE > THE SINK. > > > > 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR > A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE > A TIMER. > > > > 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM > ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > > > > 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL > BE AFRAID TO COUGH. > > > > 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAP

25 Signs That Computers And The Internet Rule Your Life
1. You can't remember the last time you wrote an entire paragraph using a pen and paper. 2. You consider internet a basic utility. 3. Between your Internet and your TV, you would rather lose your TV. 4. Between your Internet and your phoneline, you would rather lose your phoneline. 5. The Internet IS your phoneline. 6. You carry a flash drivein your purse or pocket. 7. You carry a LAPTOP with you wherever you go-or you wish you could. 8. You have a callous on your right wrist, where you rest your hand when you use your mouse. 9. Your “diary” is not protected with a lock and key, but with a username and password - and it is open to be read by anybody in the world. 10. You've joined an online forum and regularly post messages on it. 11. You are - or have been - a member of a Yahoo group. 12. You've watched 1,500 orange-clad prisoners dancing “Thriller” on YouTube. 13. You know the meaning of the word “google” - and if you don't, you simply

Just Me
CUSSIN’ LESSON A 7 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 5 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’. The 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some cereal.” WHACK! He runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can just stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be cereal.

You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE DALE JR!!! YEA!! 88!!! 2. I HAVE A GAY DAUGHTER 3. CHEESE PIZZA AND RANCH DRESSING IS THE BEST 4. I THINK JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H ARE HOT 5. JERRY SPRINGER IS THE SHIT, AND SO IS DR PHIL 6 I HAVE 500+ PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES & DOLLS 7. I HAVE LIVED IN 3 STATES MY WHOLE LIFE 8. I AM A CAT PERSON 9. I AM A REALLY EASY PERSON TO LET ALONG WITH UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF 10. I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS & REAL COWBOYS TOO I WILL TAG BILLYBEER, HOPESLILTHUG, DIXIE ANGEL, SCOTT & NC FIREFIGHTER

Fairy Tale Endings
Insight into why girls believe in fairy tale endings: Every fairy tale ends with "and they lived happily ever after" This is beat into our heads as very young children and becomes a foundation set for life. When one has a foundation set in a certain religion by family and culture, it becomes difficult to run from it no matter how much you doubt or question. Much like religion this "fairy tale ending" cannot be destroyed by seeing failed marriages, going through failed relationships ourselves, or just a general distrust in the opposite sex. It lives on even if we deny it to other people and state we don't "believe in love" Those people are full of crap... deep down they are hoping for their prince charming to come in on a white horse and prove that "the fairy tale ending" is not really false at all. I myself think fairy tale endings are piece of fiction and should never be beleived in! No one is going to come and sweep you off your feet and treat you like a princess! This is the real wo

Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I play the fiddle. 2.I play and own three guitars...including one electric Gibson which i LOVE... 3.I have a Yorkie-Maltese named Dude who is like a child... 4. I AM as innocent as I look. 5.I don't have an accent-- you do! 6.I love the ocean and am a certified scuba diver. 7.I kick ass at karoke!! 8.I love coffee...I drink way too much of it. 9.I have never been Miss Mississippi - despite what my name here is. My girlfriends call me this because they say I'm always "made-up"...which is not true...I go without makeup lots! 10. I care about the inside of people way more than the outside..... I have tagged:don't know

Fuck The Raggies
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable." The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and s

Blast Giveaway's And Contest
ok be the first one to catch my blast(screen shot & Post to your account) then link me to it...will win a one day blast! I'm shoting for godfather this month and will be giving more away all month! Btw tell your friends to add me for more updates! 504 Bourbon member Mademoiselle wins today's blast! ~*MÅÐëmØï§ëllë ÐÅmnïëllë*~GrëëTëR @ ~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~@ fubar Show her love, rate, fan add her! **Çhµckîîbºº** @ fubar Chuckii Is Looking For Fubar's Best Pimp. Here Is The Deal Make A Ticker Pimp'in Out Chuckiiboo. Get A Screen Shot And Send Him The Link In Private Message. He Will Stick It In A Special Folder. You Have All Weekend To Pimp Him. Submit As Many As You Want. Sunday @ 11pm He Will Bling The Winner 40 Times!! Wow Second Half Of The Contest The Folder Will Be Opened To Let Yall Bomb Your Favorite Pimp'in Ticker. You Will Have From Sunday @11pm Fu-Time Till Wed. @11pm Fu-Time. Most Comments Wins A Two Weeks Blast!! we have came from last

In Another Conest Woot Woot
FOR EVERY 100 COMMENTS U LEAVE I WILL SEND U 2,000 FUBUCKS JUS SB ME WHEN U HAVE DONE IT AND I WILL CHECK SO DON'T SCAM ME CUZ IT WONT WORK LMAO THANXS JUS GO TO THIS PAGE http://fubar.com/user/429545 AND GO TO THE HAPPY HOUR CONTEST THANXS. DJ SEXY BIOOTCH

Untitled
Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her." --Notting Hill * * * * * * * * * He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him. -- The Untamed Heart * * * * * * * * * I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. --Ten Things I Hate About You" * * * * * * * * * "Take love, multiply it by infinity

Oh My God....
let me tell you what i have finally realized today... so bj's 'baby' conner was born on dec 28th, and he told me he cheated on me the night i left him last january, which he showed up 6 hours later and talked me to going back home with him to wv. if that was so, the baby would have been born in sept or oct, right? so for this baby to be his, so he says, he would have had to sleep with her in feb or march, in which i was there, in wv, with him, married, living as married, doing the married thing... so i was there, he was fucking some little 18 year old wv hillbilly bitch, and i know her. she has been to my house with her mother. looked me in the face, gd... and on top of that, i talked to bj's cousin for about an hour today. yeah the whole damn town knew what was going on, him running around on me, knocking her up, and him abusing me worse to get me to leave (so i think)... now he is down here, supposedly to get his taxes done with me. that never happened, and he ripped t

Tag.....god I Hate These Things!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1)I really hate people

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you... 1.I AM A MOUNTAIN DEW ADDICT 2.I AM VERY VERY SELF CONCIOUS 3.I TREASURE MY FRIENDS 4.I HAVE TO BOYS WHO HAVE DRIVEN ME TO FUBAR!..HE HE :) 5.I USED TO LOVE N.K.O.T.B!!!! 6.I'M A MOVIE FANATIC.....SCARY AND COMEDY MOST 7.I COLLECT SHOT GLASSES 8.I FALL EASILY (NOT PHYSICALLY) 9.TIGERS ARE MY FAVORITE FELINE 10. I LOVE TUACA BOMBS AND SMIRNOFF WATERMELON...:) OK GUYS I HOPE THIS HASN'T CHANGED THE WAY YOU LOVE ME! HE HE! I'M TAGGING DMAN1973 COWBOY ANYONE FALLEN EXCITABLE BOY STUBBS

Bloggy Bloggerton
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm Thanks a ton Joey! 1. My name is Jessica aka Jessy aka Mamma 2. I AM a crazy ass white girl 3. I DON'T live in a water tower aka Palace (as amelia calls it) 4. I WAS never into video games.......... 5. I DON'T Ski naked ....... 6. I DO love to lick metal poles in the winter .. 7. I DON'T like rude or mean people ......... 8. I DO want to relearn how to rollerblade.. its been fun so far ........ 9. I ALWAYS smell the milk jug before i pour a glass ... 10. I HARDLY ever get jokes WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) ....now your turn....BUT REMEMBER....you can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Pumajoe Big daddy s hot boi hecta Joe Schmoe Muppetoncrk Yep you are the chosen five that took longer then the survey

Think About This.......
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . .

Long Distance Crushes(for Lack Of A Better Term)
Maybe Im just in the minority here but why is it that the coolest, hottest and most everything person lives like 7 plus hours away from you on here. Its very frustrating, I dont like it. Plus considering this person has "private" pics on another dudes page currently, that is a bit disturbing I guess... I guess this will have to be one of those cases where you have to suffer from a distance because you know that things will never materialize no matter how much you want them to, they usually 99% of the time dont....... Its very heartbreaking indeed!!! I reall y hate myself for living so far away quite honestly!!

The Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you na

Stupid People!!!
Ok, so like yeah, I posted this in a bulletin, but I couldn't for some reason get off the subject. At like 9:30 in the morning I was so flippin bored, so I started reading some of these mumms that people actually post. Ya all have got to check this one out: http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=342119 Ok, this guy actually has the nerve to ask if it is cheating if his spouse uses toys when he's not at home. What's wrong with this whole mumm you ask? Okay-now ya all now me and ya know by now I speak my mind and I'm not afraid to be blunt. Number one~this guy is asking is it cheating, but yet his photo is a pic of him lying in bed with no shirt on, and the dude is NOT ALL THAT!!!! Number two~out of curiousity, I went to the dude's page and looked at pics of him and his wife. The first thought that jumped into my mind was "Damn what episode of Jerry Springer did they meet on?" I mean come on now, if the bitch washed her hair to get the grease out of it-which looks like she dum

Philosophy
Metal is one of the broadest genres of music there is, so broad that subgenres have subgenres of their own. This is generally good, except that it includes nu-metal. Which is shite. And hardcore, which includes scene kiddies, and is therefore worse. People who think hardcore is the hardest and most powerful form of metal should be stabbed repeatedly in the face. A thought occured to me as I was listening to some Dimmu Borgir, a thought which overcame the "elite" part of myself and made me realise something quite honestly annoying about Black Metal elitism: That the elitists seem to do it for the sake of it. The "kvlt" amongst the style say things like "Dimmu and Cradle are just commercial and are worthless and we should listen to bands nobody has heard of," which is great until you realise that there's a reason why Dimmu become commercially successful... it's because they're GOOD! They took what Emperor pioneered with the album Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk and they added even more

What Have I Done
Just as a Wave Is Lifted by the Shore Just as a wave is lifted by the shore, Then breaks across the slowly rising sand, So as I watch you weep my feelings pour Across the wash of what I understand. I wish I could just take you in my arms And all your pain could melt into my chest, And all the violence of passing storms Could pass through me and finally come to rest. No words can set things right or presence lend A miracle to light your darkened way, But there is solace in a loving friend And soul mate comfort in what I don't have to say. Whatever circumstance you cannot bear, Just turn to me, and you will find me there. ~ Nicholas Gordon THIS IS THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE I HURT MY GIRL ,I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME BACK AND HAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS...IM SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE..

Birthday
=== '~Hillary~' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-26 13:20:01'.. > > > > > > It's his B-DAY Check him out and leave some love!! > > > > ~Jesse~@ fubar > > Be sure to buy him a present for his B-day its his golden b-day!! He is 26 today!! > > > This bulletin brought to you by: > ~Hillary~@ fubar

Weirdos
So I know that I am a nice person. If someone says hello in my shoutbox, I respond. So this guy sends me a bunch of stuff, rates all my photos and I tell him thanks for all the luv. This is after I return the favor and rate his pics as well. Days pass and he pops up in my shoutbox this morning. Asks for my yahoo and I politely decline. He gets all offended and calls ME rude and inconsiderate then says he's "not going to waste any more fumoney on me"! Then goes back and re-rates me a one. Well, fumoney and gifts, rates, these don't hurt my feelings. But it is just extremely aggravating for someone to be so blind that they blame the dissappointment from their own assumptions on me. I could go all analytical and say maybe he's just lashing out at me becuase this cyber world is the only one in which he has any sense of control or worth...and my declining his chat request (while at work mind you) sent him into a rage. So that's all... I just needed to vent. I might f

That Girl Rocks!!
WELL FOR THE PAST MONTH I HAVE BEEN OWNED BT THAT GIRL. SHE HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL PERSON TO GET TO KNOW AS A GREAT FRIEND. SHE DID EVERYTHING SHE SAID SHE WOULD WHEN SHE BOUGHT ME PLUS MUCH MORE. PLEASE IF YOUR READING THIS TAKE SOME TIME AND GO CHECK HER OUT. THANK YOU. That Girl@ fubar

Me!!!
Well thought i would come write in this blog for a lil while and express how im feeling about everything.. To start off with i would like to thank all my friends (when i say friends i mean true friends you all know who u are .. u are the ones thats been behind me pushing me bringing a smile to my face when i need it being my shoulder when i needed to cry ) i dont have to name u for u to know. So back to the blog .. i dont really know what to say here so ima blab a lil.. Well here lately ive distanced myself from those that truely care about me i know its wrong but i feel talking only makes things worse and i dont wanna burden anyone with my problems , i know i shouldnt do that but i do its me take it or leave it its how ive always been .. i dont open up to anyone and when i do its a big deal .. so i usually just keep everything bundled up until i cant take it anymore and i cant take it anymore i dont wanna be distant from anyone it hurts and i feel if i open up im just gonna end up ge

Crazy Stuff That We Do !
more BALLAD TO MY SHOE LACE MORE LIKE THIS THESE VIDEOS WERE MADE BY US FOR A CONTEST THAT HAS PASSED. No point in waisting them by hitting delete??? So for a sexy ass spanking change of pace...Give our girls a spin and take the edge off...Good music too.......... MORE LIKE THIS HERE

Home Remedies
Your Driver's License Tells It All!! A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is

Personality
You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?

Poem
Try so hard but it goes unseen Never alone but yet always alone Asking for help that will never be received Sinking deeper and deeper into the dark In life this has never been foreseen No one have never known By all to have been deceived The pain and dispare will leave a constant mark No one understands what it means Ignored and passed over like a lonely stone Forgetting and disbuting what was once believed Fearing there will never be a light bright enough to pierce the dark. Longing for his touch Never to receive it Desperate for his embrace Deprived of his touch Yearning for his kiss Only to be dismissed In dire need of hearing his tender words Yet hearing the sound of silence The pain is too much to bare Left in anguish and despair Fear of losing my heart SESB 5/19/08

Thoughts 16
It is Wednesday and I have been very busy and not much time to be on this site lately. I miss talking to my friends for sure. Last night was out last class for parenting strong willed teens. The two police officers that teach the class brought the food last night and it was from one of our favorite restaurants. It was very nice and a lot of fun. Kind of bitter sweet. We enjoyed going there every Tuesday meeting with the other parents and talking about our week. Last night we went over listening to your child. Something that we as parents think we are doing but most of the time are too busy to really listen. It taught me a lot. At the end of the class, we all sat in a circle and each person said something, either thanking the two officers or talking a little about how the class affected our lives. It was a great way to end things. Hopefully we continue to be in touch with our group and we plan on getting together once a week at Starbucks but I know how busy lives can b

34 Questions
Answer and send back in private message. Then repost to see if anyone answer's you. 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are scary? 20.)Q. If you could change one thing abou

Did You Know
April 22: National Try To Assassinate The President Day (United States of America), Mars Day (Mars) 1,200,000,000,000,000,000 BC - The planet Mars is born. 1,199,999,999,999,999,999 BC - The planet Mars loses all its water, all life dies out and the planet turns red. 8000 BC - Mars, The Roman God of War, is born. He is named after the planet. 1189 - Eleanor of Acquatine announces that she would hang her necklace from her nipples, but recinds her decision because "it would shock the children." 1420 - Johannes Gutenberg becomes a father - names firstborn son "Steve". 1468 - The Great Council of the Republic of Venice attempts to curb the power of the Council of Ten by cutting off one of it's fingers. 1609 - Council of Antes declares that peas will henceforth be eaten with a fork. 1882 - First obscene phone call made; crude equipment mandates heavy breathing when careless whispers can not be heard. 1900 - Families all over the world clamor for Jell-O for their just des

What Is Love
Could you be falling in love? You have told yourself that it is just a crush. After all, you are just really good friends, right? Though a relationship with him would be nice and he is the right kind of guy... No, you're being silly; he is completely wrong for you - isn't he? Figuring out if it is love is never easy 1.While shopping, you spot a pretty outfit. It isn't your usual jeans and camisole, but you buy the outfit anyway. 2. Your heart pounds a little faster when you get new mail from him - and you haven't even opened the mail yet. True False 3. You can't help but feel good when he's around, and just the thought of seeing him again makes you happy. True False 4.When you doodle on a piece of paper, you find yourself writing his initials. Then you add yours. True False 5.You calculate the number of childbearing years you have left and try to imagine if he would be a good father. True False 6, He forgot a t-shirt at your place, and you keep putt

??????
Sometimes i sit and wonder about what the point of it all is. You know it all just seems so pointless really. we work hard to get what we want only to then realize that we really didn't want it to begin with. How crazy is that? Human nature is completely insane. Fortunately we have each other to count on. Let us hope that our friends never leave us. 03/18/08 See me for who i am. see me for who i will be see the me that has always been see only me and no one else. see my heart that beats only for you see my mind filled with thoughts of you See me and only me the way that i see you. 3/19/08

Why?
OK SO MEN ARE SO CONFUSING!!! LIKE THIS ONE GUY FRIEND I HAVE KNOWS THAT I KINDA HAVE FEELING FOR HIM, SO ON PURPOSE HE DOES LITTLE SHIT THAT MAKES ME THINK THAT HE WANTS MORE... BY NO MEANS AM I LOOKING FOR MORE AT THE MOMENT IT JUST MAKES ME CONFUSED THAT HE WOULD DO THAT ON PURPOSE... OK SO MOST OF THE MEN IVE BEEN WITH REALLY TOYED WITH MY HEART AND SHIT SO LIKE IDK WHY I EVEN KEEP GOING BACK TO THE SAME TYPE OF GUYS... HOWEVER THERE IS ONE AT THE MOMENT THAT IM CRUSHIN ON THAT I KNOW WOULD BE DIFFERENT... I JUST DONT THINK HE REALIZES THAT IM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM...

From My Mind...
Veronica was on all fours on John's bed, naked and blindfolded. Her sexy, reddened ass was slightly elevated, awaiting the next spanking given by John. She has been with him for 3 weeks, and they have been having sex like this several times a week for most of that time. John brought his hand down on her ass cheeks harder than the last time, making a slapping sound, and making Veronica jump slightly. "Do you want another?" he asked. "Yes, please Master," she replied, in a very sexy voice, obviously turned on. Her pussy was getting moist as she anxiously waited for the moment, as it is every time, when his massive shaft enters her hot, wet snatch in unbridled fury. The thought of it alone was intoxicating to her. She loved to play the slave role, and they understood it to be the game in their every encounter. As his hand once more came down upon her smooth ass, she moaned in pleasure and pain. "Open your mouth," John commanded as her grabbed a handful of her hair at the top o

The Truth Is Out
well i am thinking on close my fubar account date: 2008-06-13 16:42:13 well this sit has brought me friends and so much more..I met my wonderful girlfriend on here and got rid of my old p.o.s. gf..lol..anyways i m going to be closing my account since the only thing keeping this sight going is retards with pointless mumms and pervs wanting to see cock and twat pics. don't get me started on the countles underage people who are here for points and whoring themselves out..its not a mature sight for adults its a xxx site for adults..it was fun i am going to go back to myspace..lol..yea that way i can block the mindless apes and share my artwork..if u want to hit me up sometime ask for my myspace page..til than deuces 10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5-

Late At Night
Late At Night I Search My Soul Which can be one black hole For the meaning I seek Will take more than just this week Its Time I do not have Its so sad to be like this More brighter days I do miss All but gone by now As I watch the sunrise Its without surprise That one more night Will be in sight As I continue my quest In all this mess That I call my life

Leveling
Fubar family, do ya'll know Jamiie? She is one of the most awesome people on fubar. If you haven't met her yet, you are missing out on knowing a great person. She needs 141,322 points to level. Stop by her page, rate, fan, add, rate some pics, stash, whatever you have time for. She will greatly appreciate it, and you will make an awesome friend in the process. -Jamiie -@ fubar Do you know BooBooKittyFuk? If you said no, why not? She is one of the most incredible people I've met on here. She is ALWAYS helping others out. She needs 129,961 points to level. Stop by her page and rate, fan, add, rate pics, stash, anything. Show her the great fu-love that she deserves. I promise, you won't regret it! *BooBooKittyFuk* * FU -OWNED BY *A-MAIZE* & *RAINDROPS*..fan&rate b4 add,favor is ALWAYS returned!@ fubar OK Fubar...This guy only needs 4,134 points to level...surely we can help him out with that...Stop by his page, fan, rate, add, rate a few pics, check out his stash...he h

Poems I Wrote
Lost and troubled. Hurt and crying. A failure is what i am, Lost amid the endless sea of misery. A knife could not cut as deep as the wounds inflected on my own heart by my failure. A bullet could not pierce my flesh the way my failure has done. Ripped and torn. i crumble inside. Aching to please. Knowing i can't.....

Girlfriend
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Army Wife
to all you loyal bird. I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens>>But I am in the Army in the ranks rarely seen>>I have no rank upon my shoulders - salutes I do not give>>But the military world is the place where I live>>I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get>>But my husband is the one who does, this I can not forget>>I'm not the one who fires the weapon, who puts my life on the line>>But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind>>My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man>>And the call to serve his country not all can understand>>Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free>>My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me>>I love the man I married, Soldiering is his life>>But I stand among the silent ranks known as the>>Army Wife>>>>>>

Man Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you mus

Justice?????
ok about 830 this morning i was arrested my a local cop and constable on a warrent. i left them into my house while i got ready. they told me on the way to the police station it was on a parking ticket. well i sat in the police station lock up till 200 when i was taken to court in front of the local justice of peice or aka magisrate. well i was never given no miranda rights. i was given no phone call. i was already guilty before i even got to defend myself. as it turns out my car was given a ticket cause the meter ran out of time in town. this was april 2nd 2006. they have been sending notices to where my car is registered in florida. i never knew anything about this. well i explained it could have been my ex wife and it could have been a guy that was gona buy my car. well the judge said it dont matter the car registered in my name. well i was ordered to pay 131 bucks by 5/18/08. i would fight the hell out of this cause i was read no rights and never had a phone call to call my attorne

~~my Lover,my Friend~~
I HAVE SOO VERY MUCH TO SAY BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN.... WE MET ONLINE,BUT ONLY OUT OF FATE..THE MORE WE TALKED THE MORE WE LEARNED ABOUT ONE ANOTHER..WE HAVE SHARED SO MANY STORIES ABOUT THE PAST AND THE PRESENT..THE GOOD AND THE BAD WE BOTH KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER..MINUTE BY MINUTE,HOUR BY HOUR,AND DAY BY DAY,WE HAVE BECOME A COUPLE..YOU HAVE BECOME MY EVERYTHING..YOU ARE MY BOYFRIEND,MY ROCK,MY SHOULDER WHEN I NEED IT,MY LOVER,AND MY FRIEND..I CAN NOT TELL YOU ENOUGH IN ONE DAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME.. I LOVE HOW I CAN JUST BE MYSELF WHILE TALKING TO YOU..ACTING LIKE A DORK OR HOW EVER I WANT TO AND YOU STILL LOVE ME KNOW MATTER WHAT..I LOVE TALKING TO YOU EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE..YOU HAVE SEEN AND HEARD ME AT MY BEST AND WORST..AND KNOW MATTER WHAT YOU ARE STILL HERE FOR ME..NOT FOR ONE SECOND TRYING TO WALK AWAY FROM ME NOR PUSH ME AWAY..YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO GET ME IN BETTER MOODS AFTER A HARD DAY OF DEALING WITH THINGS.. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOUL

No One Reads These
God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel. They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies. The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles" ------

Poor Workin Man Of America
Subject: Two versions -Morals > > > > > The Ant and the Grasshopper > > This one is a little different.. Two Different > > Versions! Two Different Morals! > > OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering > > heat all summer long, building his house and laying > > up supplies for the winter. > > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs > > and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, > > the ant is warm and well fed. > > The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies > > out in the cold. > > MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! > > ------------------------------------------ > > MODERN VERSION: > > The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer > > long, building his house and laying up supplies for > > the winter. > > The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs > > and dances and plays the summer away. > > Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press > > conference and demands to know why the ant should

Strike A Chord?
Hey All, Our band finally has some new merchandise for sale. T shirts, mugs, stickers etc. Just go to cafepress.com/davesapparel ..... Our Cd will be released late next month and we will put the link for that up as well. So show some support and stop by.... Thanks, Dave and all of Absoloot Agony

Fake People
I am so sick of fake ass people. They treat you nice but then all of a sudden they was to cuss you out and talk shit. I swear I am so damn sick of them. I hate liars and fake ass people. I can't fucking stand them. Stay the fuck away from me and leave my fucking family and friends alone. I can't take it no more. You are a worthless piece of shit and I can care less about you anymore. I can't stand you. You are nothing but a fucking liar and a fake ass person. I can't think of why I even called you a fucking friend. You are not my friend. You are fake and I don't fucking like you!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Liar
My brother, you love her But don't give up your instincts Hang onto you know what They'll be gone fast as you blink They're trained to seduce you Suck you dry quick as they can They bite down, reduce you Now you're barely a man Oh my God How could you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar It's not wrong to let go And let the woman ride you For fuck sake, don't lose touch With the dog that's inside you She wanted what you had You bet she smelt the spore Don't wimp up, fuck her up One more time, slam that door Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar (Scat) Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey

Trust
Seems like you're always around I was blind to see Too good to be true you can't stay with me I wish she was all I need And it's getting late. and it's cold outside So cold. so cold (TRUST) I've wronged you And steal everything from the truth Could we find ourselves walking through A field with no solitude The pain goes on Insensitive to all your needs Did you ever want to stay with me Never try to put you down And I never want to see you leave I still can't believe you're going to leave I wish she was all I needed It's getting late and it's cold outside So cold. so cold I've wronged you And steal everything from the truth Could we find ourselves walking through A field with no solitude The pain goes on (TRUST)

You Came Into My Life.
You came into my life unexpectedly, and everything took a turn for the better. Your warm eyes, your laugh, the sincere way you speak, and the kindness you showed me, all became a part of my life. As you unfolded yourself to me, I discovered more and more beauty. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, you were slowly making a place for yourself in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close in a relationship. But it’s so easy to feel close to you. I can’t tell you how nice that feels. I realize now that I had never known what it meant to be loved until I was loved by you.

You Walked Lightly Into My Life
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine.

Thoughts 30
It is Saturday and I should be in a good mood. Should be. This last week has been pretty much Hell for me. Between pain and my son being a complete jerk to me and his Dad. I haven't been online very much at all this last week. I had it our with Anthony the other day. He went on and on about how we never spent any time with him and never buy him anything. I about flipped my lid! I told him that him always being gone was his choice. He always wanted to spend the weekends at his friends house and when ever we wanted to do something, he never wanted to do it because he thought it was stupid or boring. I asked him how many dirtbikes, bicycles, phones, ipods, clothes and such have we bought him? He has had things stolen or loses his crap. Lets see, I just replaced a laptop computer that he had gotten stolen from having a party at our house! I am just sickened by what he tells us. I told him I take him to school, pick him up, take his friends here and there. Feed his frie

Political Issues
Dear Friends, This is the real deal. Big phone and cable companies are trying to get rid of Net Neutrality, the fundamental principle that prevents them from discriminating against your favorite Web sites and services. Unless we speak out to our members of Congress, they could move to allow large telephone and cable companies TO CONTROL WHAT YOU DO, WHAT YOU SAY, WHERE YOU GO AND WHAT YOU WATCH ONLINE. Visit the URL below to learn more about what's at stake and send a loud message directly to Congress: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?id=162 To take action on this issue, click on the link below: https://secure. freepress. net/site/Advocacy?s_oo=gmzTP4o6wyk7slfvIA2mKg..&id=162 If the text above does not appear as a link or it wraps across multiple lines, then copy and paste it into the address area of your browser.

Today
So last Monday night me, my two sisters, and my friends, Hollie and Manda, all went to stay at my uncles house. We didn't make it because there was wreck blocking all the lanes on I-5. So we got off the highway and went to look for a motel to stay in for the night. The first exit we got off of we couldn't find one to stay in, so we got back on the highway and got off at Rosa Parks Way. BAD IDEA!! We stopped at the first motel we came to. It's called Super Value Inn, or as we like to call it Crackhead Motel. As our friend was getting the room we waited in the car, there was this girl who kept walking back and forth in front of our car as we sat there, everytime she walked by she would look at us and give us this really creepy smile, not fun. So we all get in the room (one double bed) and I decide I will be sleeping in my clothes, plus shoes, because it is so nasty. There were blood stains on the floor, and cum stains on the floor, chair, and bed. so we take the top blanket off

Stuff
Cheating partners - How to find out if your partner is cheating 1. Starts working late very often If your partner is normally always home at a particular time from the office and suddenly starts coming home consistently late. It could be a new project that's keeping him/her busy but it wouldn't be amiss to casually ask him a few questions about it. If he/she is evasive or vague about the reasons, the alarm bells should ring. 2. Is against you calling the office If he/she wants to keep work life separate and doesn't want you to intrude, there could be a reason. I know of one such husband who got furious when his wife called the office. It seems he was having an affair with his colleague and was petrified his wife would find out if she got talking to the receptionist/staff. There are, of course, people who don't like to be disturbed at work but they rarely get paranoid about not calling at all. 3. Gets defensive if you ask questions Beware if he/she acts guil

Pain
PAIN: a sharp pain has taken over what i once thought love was and now i know the pain is greater. I've loved so much and lost everytime I've truely opened up. Why is it that this boys call them selves men when a real man should know that they dont like pain and niether do females. I'm in deep thought these last couple nights with out being able to really know what to do. When some one tells u they love u shouldn't they show that every day no matter how mad u make them? Why do u want to cause paing to the ones u love cuz i know thats not love at all. I have to wonder about them who say they love me and wonder why if u love someone so much that u dont show the love u say u have unless u think they are going to walk away from u for good. No one likes to be left i guess but if u love someone and all u plan to do is cause them pain why say u love them. Pain to me is about knowing I'm living. With out pain I'd have to think it was all a dream that is never ending. The world we liv

Strange
Speeding ticket CHP vs. USMC Top this for a speeding ticket. Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar?. One of the officers was using a hand-held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style: Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and su

Sweet Sounds
from the sweet sound of her voice i can feel my heart beat with every sound that she makes my smile grows more deep with the grace from the heavens and the sounds of and angel when her lips move with so much passion and you hang on every breathe that she may take waiting to hear any sound that may come out wanting the next words she may say to be the one's that could mean the most wanting only to ask her to be yours forever to love and to hold you wait for the right time when the question upon your mind may finally feel so right to be brought out and you dream that she may say yes for you know there could never be another who you could love so deep an chearish for how specail she makes you feel.

Another Song
Another song I'm starting: I never wanna be without you, I never wanna have to try, but still it seems were losing ground. Like a child I reach for you, hoping you don't pass me by, but it seems my dream can't be found. (this is still a work in progress)

Tales Long Lost
"Christ!" "Shit!" Rubber squealed as the tires locked up. Inertia tugged at their bodies. Hands clenched the wheel and grabbed at the oh-shit bar. Tapes smacked against the window. Bedrolls and potato chips flew through the air. Time slowed down and tires continued to scream. They felt the impact before they heard it, a solid thud followed by lesser bumps as something passed under their wheels. The van came to a stop, slightly canted on the two-lane highway. The only sound that remained was that of cartridges rolling around, searching for someplace to settle. The sound of their breathing came a few seconds later. "What the fuck was that?" "I don't know. It came out of nowhere. I think it was a dog." "Out here?" Dale, still gripping the oh-shit bar, looked out the window at the vast expanse of empty grasslands that spread out in every direction. ***** They planned this trip as a catharsis, as a way of saying good-bye. A week of camping, hikin

Quotes & Cool Shit
Sexuality is an honest reflection of our innermost personalities, and we should ensure that its expression is healthy. Making love is something mysterious, sacred, and often the most profound interaction between people. Whether what is created is a relationship or a pregnancy, the legacy of both partners will be inherent in their creation. What we put into love determines what we get out of it. from 365 Tao by Deng Ming-Dao Ram Tzu knows this... It's a lie It's all a lie. The Buddha, Christ, Mohammed Moses, Lao Tzu, All were consummate liars. Blaspemer explain yourself! The Truth cannot be known In the way you think of knowledge. It does not make sense. It functions in a realm Closed to the mind. The first utterance about Truth Is the first step Down the path of deceit. In fact-- These very words are But another turd On the dung heap Of what passes for Truth. from No Way for the Spiritually "Advanced" by Ram Tzu You can be seen sitting for hours

About Adyn
Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures and a couple by habit. This year, nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how mothers of handicapped children are chosen? Somehow, I visualize God hovering over earth selecting His instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As He observes, He instructs His angels to make notes in a giant ledger. "Armstrong, Beth, son. Patron saint, Matthew. "Forrest, Marjorie, daughter. Patron saint, Cecelia. "Rudledge, Carrie, twins. Patron saint...give her Gerard, He's used to profanity." Finally, He passes a name to an angel and smiles, "Give her a handicapped child." The angel is curious. "Why this one, God? She's so happy." "Exactly," smiles God. "Could I give a handicapped child a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel." "But has she patience?" asks the angel. "I don't want her to have too much patience or s

Free Imvu Credits
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The Sty...where The Pigs Live.
stingsaintly@ fubar This fool was being very very rude in my shout box, badgering me to cam with him, despite repeated refusals he persisted, when a male friend interceded, he came back into MY shout box saying "don't send your little boys to talk to me, I do not talk to men!" "you are a stupid whore woman" Exceptionally cowardly and ill mannered, watch out for this cretin. This Newbie, chose, as his first act on fubar, to rate my profile picture a "2". Seems like a "Hit" to me, as he did nothing else until that point. And he would not answer any messages, just a hater! knightrider@ fubar

Gabrelle Rides Her Hard
Several months had passed since Lori and Gabrielle met and discovered each other in the forest glade. They both held fond memories of the events that occurred during the weekend. Gabrielle decided to catch up with Lori where she lived, and the arrangements had been made. Gabby arrived at the airport with her belly awash with butterflies. Remembering the sweetness of Lori, the smell of her body and the softness of her heart, Gabrielle was certain the wetness in her pants would soak through as she walked through security to look for Lori. Lori was not difficult to spot, even in the large, crowded terminal. Dressed in her leathers from head to foot, all five foot-one of her tiny friend looked absolutely delicious! Tall black boots covered the lower portion of Lori's legs. Tight fitting pants outlined all her attributes, including her soft mound. Gabrielle could see the tiny cleft of flesh pressing against the seam of the garment. A thin leather vest under the heavy jacket allowed G

Do You Have A Fetish
. MEN, what fetishes listed here excite you? (list all that apply) Age Play Anal Sex (giving) Anal Sex (receiving) Asphyxiaphilia (breath play) Bestiality Biting Blindfolds Blood Body Hair Bondage Branding Breast/Nipple Torture Candle Wax Chains Chastity Devices Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads Cling Film Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc. Collar and Lead/Leash Confinement/Caging Coprophilia (Shit Play), Scat Cross Dressing Cupping (Suction of the Skin) Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears) Defilement, Seeing a Partner Dirty or Wet Denim Depiation/Shaving Dildos (Handheld & Strap ons) Discipline Doctor/Nurse Fetish Domination Ears Exhibitionism/Sex in Public Feathers Fire Play Fisting Food Play Gangbangs Hair Pulling Handcuffs/Shackles High Heels Humiliation Infantilism/Diapers Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema) Knife Play Lace/Lingerie Lactation Latex Leather Making Home "Movies" Masks Masochism Massage Master/Slave Masturbation Mu

Yes.
Maybe I should have pointed this out earlier. I apologize for not saying it sooner... But FUCK YOU and your stupid contests. Do not post advertisements on my Goddamned profile. I'm not your personal Goddamned billboard. FUCK YOU. Do not post shit asking me to "bomb" your fucking pictures. FUCK YOU. Do not send me friend requests asking me to fan/add/rate you. FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your NEED for points. It's a fucking website. It means NOTHING. Get the fuck over it. I do not want to "own" you. I do not want to fu-marry you. I do not care about your VIPs, blasts, happy hours, etc... I do not care what level you are. IT DOES NOT MATTER. I will not help you level. Please get a fucking JOB or take care of your kid(s). Don't like my thoughts about this? FUCK YOU. Block me. I don't give a shit. This isn't my life. It's a WEBSITE. The end. Amen. So, I haven't been paying a whole lot of attention to fubar lately. Nor have I been paying much attention

From A Friend
a friend posted this on myspace and it really made me think... all of you pretty much knows what goes on in my life per my blogs and pics, so why should i have to hide who i am... ty holly! about love-from a friend If it is a necessity to change your personality to have"love" then that is not love. If you have to hide your thoughts , feelings and friends, that is not love. If you are constantly having to prove yourself, that is not love. Love is accepting someone for who they are, flaws and all. Love is putting the other person's feelings before your own and they will do the same for you. Love is when you each make the other a priority. Love is not intentionally hurting the other person, just because you can, or they hurt you. When you truly love someone, you want the best for them, whether or not it is with you. It is hard to let go, but it can be done. Love, real love is more than passion or sex. Real love is about trust, being honest with the other person and yo

Bathed In Ecstasy
Steps moving back upstairs Dressed in blue jeans tight My room high in the loft You take the steps tonight Soon getting ready to bathe I awaited for this hour Slipping out of my robe I turn towards the shower Soon it will be togetherness You will be caressing my skin I will gently feel your hands You now wink and step right in In warm moistened fragrant oils Bathing in your arms with me Tonight we shower together Our shower of sweet ecstasy

Wicca
Many of you know that I performed my dedication ritual Monday night/Tuesday morning. This is a ritual where I dedicate myself to the Wiccan path and ask the Goddess and God to lead my way. This is a very personal ritual, so I will not being going into too much detail. Many things that were done, felt, sensed, seen are between my Goddess, God, and I. I will tell you however, that it went very well. It was a very beautiful experience. I ended the ritual feeling more powerful, wiser, and complete in a way that I never thought I would experience. I am now a Witch dedicated to the Wiccan path. This is just the beginning. My path is opening up before me and there is much to learn. Yours Truly, N.S. ~ Daughter of the Goddess and God Studying the book: Wicca ~ A Guide for the Solitary Practioner by Scott Cunningham BEGINNING NOTE: Everyone knows that Magic is something widely used in Wicca. However, many people misinterpret it's meani

Little Things....
So much going on and for the most part I keep it all inside. 2 months ago I had to get a hysterectomy...being only 25 I was hoping and we were trying to have another child...my heart aches and I find myself crying sometimes..My son is 3 and I love him with all my heart. Never will I take him for granted. At least I was blessed with him. Things happen and sometimes they can not be explained...just need to remember what I do have and not what I dont or cant have Sometimes you just have to take a step back and look at parts of your life in a different way. Not hard to do. Other times maybe you just need to take a deep breath and relax. Take each step at a time and try not to rush things. Before you know it so much has slipped by and you are left wondering what happened. I cherish my husband and my 2 year old son. They are my world. I value the friendships I have made with a few people in my day to day life. I was fortunate enough to come across several people here on fubar that I h

Love's Tears
Love is a pain It's like falling rain It brings on tears Through the passing years Thoughts that the pain will end But more is what it will send A heart splits in two The clouds cover up the blue Thinking is no longer straight Never knowing if this is fate Love's tears fall down to the ground Never wanting to hear that sound Sadness comes and won't ever leave This is what happens when you believe *published in 'Til the End of Forever c2000 *written by Me (Cynthia) My heart is thumping Blood pumping The growing suspense Getting intense I have no patience Overly anxious The tension I’m facing Thoughts are racing My body’s aching There is no faking Inside there’s a burning Constant yearning For a moment so real I’m craving the feel My mind is blown Who would have known I found what I lack There is no tuning back. Written by "Me" very choppy, still being worked on.

Journey Of Life
This was sent to me by a friend of mine .....thought I would share it...:) Journey of Life Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others, It is because we are different that each of us is special. Do not set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Do not take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them, life is meaningless Do not let your life slip through your fingers By living in the past nor for the future. By living your life one day at a time, You live all the days of your life. Do not give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. It is a fragile thread that binds is to each other. Do not be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Do not shut out of your life by saying it is impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give l

Recipes!!!! I Like To Share!!!!!!!
Recipe Summary Difficulty: Easy Prep Time: 15 minutes Inactive Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 15 minutes Yield: 4 to 6 servings Italian Stuffed Jalapenos 15 jalapenos, preferably red, cut in 1/2, seeded and deveined 1 tablespoon canola oil 1/4 cup minced red onion 1/4 cup minced red bell pepper 3 tablespoons minced garlic 2 pounds mild Italian sausage, casings removed 2 cups mascarpone or cream cheese 1/4 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for garnish Salt and pepper 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese Minced chives Preheat oven to 300 degrees F. Place jalapenos on a sheet tray and roast for 5 minutes. Remove from the oven and let cool. Heat the oil in a medium saute pan. Add onions, peppers, garlic and sausage and cook for about 2 minutes. Remove and place in a large bowl. Cool to room temperature, then add mascarpone, and Parmesan. Mix ingredients thoroughly and season with salt and pepper. Place approximately 1 tablespoon of

Unanwered Questions..
A blog I posted May 1st 2008: unanswered questions... Current mood: contemplative Category: Life Is it a stretch to think that a love that was once tattered by anger and torn by jealousy can be revived by the strength of two ppl's commitment to love each other again.. or is it doomed to be caught in tornado of hate forever? Can ppl who came close to losing each other forever find the right path again .. or will they continue to be blinded by the meager faults of the other? Can you truely start over with someone and forgive and forget the things that happened in the past .. or will their thoughts be haunted by the past mistakes? Is it possible to get back to what used to be or should you give up and move on and take it as a lesson learned?

If You Have Been Tagged... Read My Blog And Then Write Your Own! - Kelly + Jades Game Lol :d
I was tagged by Jade Jade.... ♥ Nate's Munchkin ♥ - OzBadB!tch!...@ fubar :) Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself , at the end choose 5 (or more) people to be tagged, list their names and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "Tag! You're It!" and to go read your blog. You can not tag the person that tagged you so since you can't tag me back let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers! 1. The first year I was to play hockey and my first time on skates I had broke my collar bone and still played hockey that year after I healed 2. My Favorite actor is Sylvester Stallone 3. I got hit by a car in 6th grade and broke the two twin bones in my leg which were the tibia and fibia if thats the correct spelling lol 4. I never been out of the United States in my Life yet 5. I didn't get my drivers license til I was 22 years

Confusing
this fubar things looks interesting, but really i am super confused on what is going on..lol.. anyway i think that is all that i have to say at the moment.. i am going to go and finish cleaning.. peace out!

Stuff :(
For all the actual ppl and friends i know here, i just wanted to say that this june and possibly whole summer might be tough on me. If i dont respond to messages or just seem off when we do communicate i just wanted u to know why....most of u already know all my stuff thats been going on. This is not a pity seeking thing. i just wanted to inform and it kinda helps me to just write it out as well. June 5th my divorce will be final. i do not feel bad about it and i do think my ex and i should not be together. its just hard to end something thats been going on for 13 years. i am truly starting a new life. its scary and confusing and i have a daughter to think about! My ex is not taking things well. i cant focus at work, work is giving me shit as well. To top it all off i just had to put down my dog Jesse :( my animals are my babies. Its hard to stay focused and grounded in life with so much shit going on. Any advice and or prayers are much appreciated. i do know next thursday o

Godfather News
I Want To Personally Thank Everyone Who Has Been There Through The Thick & Thin!! RihannaTake A BowMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Some People Don't Know The Value Of Friendships But I Do And Pray Each Of You Know I Love YOU!!! "143" :) My Certain Friend Taught Me That!! I Know And Understand All The Endless Hours Each Of You Put In To Get Me Where I'm At On This Site! So If I May Take My Bow To Each One Of You! I love You! And Those Words Don't Come Easy With Me! How it all started I do not know, Seamed like every time you came near you had that glow. You've brought forth things I tried to Hide, All it took was a single gaze into your eyes. A true friendship should never cost you a penny, But yet it is never obtained by so many! As I watched your heart break and fall apart, I knew it would heal from the very start. Now, as I notice the seed of love start to grow, I realize where it will lead only God knows! You've all made mistakes as we all can agree

Feel Good
There was a man named Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming> from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.' 'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel. 'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked. 'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly. 'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my> own son wil

What To Do...
What would you do if you were offered a job making more money but meant you had to be away from the people you love for 6 weeks at a time. My husband has this choice, we both hate where we work, but it works out good for us, as far as the hours we work, we don't have to pay for daycare. So you tell me!! Should he go with the job that pays more money and be away from family or should he just stay where he's at right now. These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This mya

Comfortable Liar
Broad Is this sea The salt, enters the wounds My take, On you is simple. So heal your fear heal your fear. Time, Spent waking off shore The calm, Before the storm. My take, From you is simple. So heal your fear (so heal your fear) You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar So calm Cause I said wrong. You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable, Liar.....

Expression
Heart racing, Breath catching, Hands trembling ... Anticipation. Whispered words, Loving kisses, Seeking touches ... Exploration. Soft or hard? Slow or fast? Smooth or rough? Contradiction. Frantic whimpers, Breathless sighs, Overwhelming needs ... Desperation. Intensity building, Emotions ebbing, Thoughts suspending ... Intoxication. Intently listening, Instincitively acting, Simply feeling ... Culminaition. Eyes focusing, Mind centering, Entirely surrendering ... Immersion. Fears conquered. Fulfillment discovered. Freedom found ... Completion. My mind, My body, My soul ... My submission ... Your possession.

It's A Myztery
=== 'Vitamin de~get your daily dose *DSC* I.B.I.C.' wrote the following at '2008-06-10 06:25:46'.. This wonderful lady has less than 364,000 to be Fubar's next GODMOTHER... She is always doing for others...makes the best skins around...so show her love and help her level. She has plenty of pictures to rate and some stash as well... I know my friends will help this wonderful lady because I have the best friends in the world... Love you all!!!!! ☆--Lori--☆ aka 'MyZtErY--☆ ÐirtySouthCrew ☆--I.ß.I.C.

In Need Of My Friends
well here we go, i will not b on here like usual, cause after i got hit on child support i cant afford anything, so im losin every thing, my place an all, but i will b on time to time, i just would like support from my friends, so one to under stand, someone to listen, so if any one wants to b there 4 me, not looking for help , but here an there would b nice , but just need friends right now, anyone can call or text me if they like, 706 889 2053, hope it gets better soon, hope to here from all my friends soon, thanks alot everyone here is special an like my family......~Mr. Tazzz~ Plzzzz repost Thank u

Hell....
Once again with the coming of night The air cools with the dying of the light. soon again i’ll fight The memories that still fill my sight. No longer caring for wrong or right All i seek is an end to this flight. Once i was the hero for a day. Eyes of evil followed me into dismay. With my strength i kept the devil away. Until i decided to deceive and betray. Soon after i was lost and found no way To ever again be able to fight another day. Another empty day bleeds into something. Another empty night bleeds into nothing. anger and hate cannot ever bring Peace to my soul. help me end the trembling i feel. still at the point of no return. i carry this burden so eternity i shall burn.....

Proudest Monkey
Proudest Monkey By: Dave Matthews Band Swing in this tree Oh I am bounce around so well Branch to branch, limb to limb you see All in a day's dream I'm stuck Like the other monkeys here I am a humble monkey Sitting up in here again But then came the day I climbed out of these safe limbs Ventured away Walking tall, head high up and singing I went to the city Car horns, corners and the gritty Now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Then comes the day Staring at myself I turn to question me I wonder do I want the simple, simple life that I once lived in well Oh things were quiet then In a way they were the better days But now I am the proudest monkey you've ever seen Monkey see, monkey do Monkey see, monkey do

Just A Couple Of Gimp Rulez
1.Do not automatically hold on to a person's wheelchair. It is part of the person's body space. Hanging or leaning on the chair is similar to hanging or leaning on a person sitting in any chair. It is often fine if you are friends, but inappropriate if you are strangers. 2.Offer assistance if you wish, but do not insist. If a person needs help (s)he will accept your offer and tell you exactly what will be helpful. If you force assistance it can sometimes be unsafe as when you grab the chair and the person using it loses his/her balance. 3.Talk directly to the person using the wheelchair, not to a third party. The person is not helpless or unable to talk. 4.Don't be sensitive about using words like "walking" or "running." People using wheelchairs use the same words. 5.Be alert to the existence of architectural barriers in your office and when selecting a restaurant, home, theatre or other facility, to which you want to visit with a person who uses a wheelchair. 6.If conversati

What's On My Mind Today
well hubby is recalled again and i miss him more each day. If i am lucky i will hear from him this week. I shouldn't complain though back when he was active duty we didn't have computers and snail mail was all we had. It took two weeks to send and 2 more weeks to receive mail from each other. lol gotta love computers lol going on vacation will be home around monday hope everyone has a great weekend I hope to have alot of fun in Nashville first time there Hope to catch everyone back next tuesday take care stay safe ALL well the trip was good kids had fun next time we go though we go camping it was just too hot in the city love the country lol

~darlingirl~
> i close my eyes, i think of you > away i slip into a dream to a world > where everything is perfect, > the days are so bright, the nights sky > full with beautiful stars > > im long awaiting for a knock at the door > it seems like ive been waiting forever > but there, i hear it, you are here at last > the man of my dreams, > > i open the door and just look into your eyes, > with a smile on my face > i reach out and take your hand, > leading you into the hallway > i close the door behind you, > > i gently push you against the door, > and brush my body sloftly against yours > i whisper in your ear, i want to kiss you > i feel your heart beat faster, > your breathing stronger and your > manhood harden. > > i close my eyes and softly brush > my lips across yours, then i run my tongue > over them and kiss your bottom lip then the top, > i slip my tongue just between your lips and you > touch it with yours, we kiss with such passion > and desire i see it in you

Pima
I am so sick of crazy bitches who think that they only want married men. I know that they don't have none of the headaches with it, but they don't stop to think what they are doing to the other people in his life. Men are weak, if some crazy bitch keeps throwing herself at them, they will cave eventually. Just letting off steam.... AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sadness
Loving someone you cannot have. Someone whom you know was made for you. Nothing in the world has made you feel so complete so at peace so whole. Nothing has made you cry from within just for the look in their eyes. My soul is shattered I am bound by this life bound by my choices bound from the only thing that I have ever lived for. Imprisoned by my own choices. By my own. Shattered pieces fly as they are projected by my souls screams. Shattered pieces that only the wind can carry to my souls love.

On The Road Again...
In the beautiful state of Georgia visiting some friends. I'm sorry for updating this as often as I would like, but it's hard to find wireless service. Since our blissful stay on the Gulf we headed in state for a a few nights, and stumbled upon heaven on earth... High Springs FL. If you have never been there I highly suggest it. It is absolutely breath taking. We stayed at this campground called Blue Springs. The water was crystal clear, and where the springs came up from the caves the water was this exquisite Sapphire blue. We also stopped at this lovely diner called Floyd's. Best food I've ever eaten. Oh! we also tubed down the Ichtucknee and a blue heron flew in between me and my road trip buddy. Maybe 3 feet away. That is such a beautiful and graceful animal. After that unique visit we headed down to west palm beach and visited Renegades country bar. I lined danced successfully AND rode a mechanical bull. I was much better at line dancing, haha but it was so much f

Depression And Isolation
One of the worst things about depression, as far as I am concerned at least, is the fact that I KNOW what makes me depressed, I KNOW what triggers it. I've studied psychology and philosophy for some time now, and I even know what can be done to "fix it", but here is the snag, the human condition. We're all different we all react differently to given situations. For example moving house is incredibly stressful to a lot of people, to me its nothing. But the past..........that stays, it stays with me and weakens my strength when I think of the past, when my strength is weakened, matters that wouldnt normally affect me, bring me down. Ive basically isolated myself from life for such a long time, because I question my every action, and have so much regret and self hatred sometimes, that I just get overwhelmed with life itself. Im a very difficult person to be with, to understand, and to "accept", I know that. Its a part of me I work on every day, There are days I just dont want to

Friends
FRIENDS!! FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Say yea i will come out for ur birthday. REAL FRiENDS: Actually do come out for ur birthday. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. has a thing if i see others down i like to make them laugh . 2. has a trust issue with cheaters. 3. tend to let people walk over me like a door mat. 4. hated school was picked on. 5. prefers to smoke pot over drinking . 6. my best friend is my wife. 7. has a thing for angelina jolie bad.. 8.my car has to be spotless cant stand my car dirty i will wash it 1 or 2 times a week. 9. im a pc hog and will stay on it all day. 10. tend to talk to myself ,but haven't answered back yet. I tag: giggles ozz wabbit sir drinks alot sweet piece of a$$

Life
things have really come together in the last six months, recently finished building a sauna in my backyard, ready for fire in the fall.poured the slab and ran the wiring for my hot tub. its on its way in, the second jobs paying off Sometimes people get caught up in something so stupid that they fail to realize it until theyve had time to step back and look at it after time. i finally did

Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1.I'm an extremely emotional person 2.I haven't seen my true hair color in 13 years. 3.I wear my heart on my sleeve. 4.I am truly, madly, deeply, 100% in love with my husband. 5.My bff is not just my best friend, she is my lifesaver! Love you! 6.I love my camaro. 7.I love to go on long leisurely bike(motorcycle) rides with my husband. 8.My favorite colors are hunter green and orange. 9.I'm a grandmother. 10.My sister in heaven has a part of my soul with her. 1.sexci girl 2.big brew 3.Soulja girl 4.sexci beast 5.333 only half evil 6.keeler

Friends, Fans, Fans Of, Fubar
I WANT THIS TO BE HEARD TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS HERE ON FUBAR. IM ONLY 1 PERSON TRYING TO MEET EVERYONES NEEDS HERE AND TRYIN TO BE FRIENDS WITH MOST ALL OF YOU~ I DONT HAVE DAY AND NIGHT TO BE HERE. I TRY TO RATE AND TALK TO AS MANY OF U AS I CAN. I GET CALLED WORTHLESS ON HERE BECAUSE IM NOT BEING YOUR FRIEND?? IDONT NEED ANY OF YOU OR THIS SITE. I LOVE BEING HERE MAKEING THINGS AND DOING THINGS FOR YOU PEOPLE! DONT CALL ME WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU ADD ME AS FRIEND AND I DONT GET RIGHT TO YOU TO CHAT. BUT I KNOW WHO MY TRUE FUBAR FRIENDS ARE AND THATS WHAT MATTERS MOST TO ME~~~~~~~

This What All Woman Should Know Or Read
ITS HERE IN BLACK & WHITE If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better. " You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently?

Wow Didn't Know This Was A Beauty Contest!!
You know I am not the best looking thing in the world but I am not the worst looking thing either. If you can't talk to me cause I have kids or cause you dont think I am good enough to talk to then your missing out. If you go by looks then your missing out on alot. Yeah I'm not skinny nor am I a beauty queen, I never won prom queen but if that is what you are looking for then you are shallow. I am a good hearted woman and I have alot to offer. I can be one of your best friends you will ever have. So if you are out to see all the HOTTIES well in a few of the guys eyes I am a HOTTIE and so you get to miss out. So go and talk to only the skinny girls and miss out on one of the best things that could of ever walked into your life as a friend. Keep being shallow and wearing the blinders. I know that I am a great person and so do most of the guys on here that talk to me.

Liars
There is more than one form of lying. The first kind is the act of actually telling a lie. The second type is called "lying by omission". When a person commits this type, they lie by leaving out information or just not not telling a person certain information.

Trains
Military train who support the armed forces?? This is a Military Salute to the troops over seas. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MESSAGE ME VIA THE PIC AND EMAIL ME LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT TO BE ON HERE. YOU WILL ADD ME/FAN ME/RATE ME AND THEN IN THE VOIC

Who Wants 2 Own Supergirl
Wanna Own §uPe®Gi®L øƒ JLM?????????? Come Place your Bids or atleast a picture rate! Here is what I'm offering you! 1) Owned in name 2) Rate all pics 3) Rate all stash 4) Gifts and comments daily if VIP is bought 5) Personal Phone Calls 6) PimpOut on page 7) Yahoo ID 8) Added to Family More you bid more I offer!! Just Click either of tha Pictures below!! (repost of original by '* §üPe®Gi®£ øƒ JLM * ÐJ §üpërMÅn'§ ƒü ~ Wiƒe *' on '2008-07-07 16:53:25')

Love From Nick
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart

I Wish I Could Make Up With My Mother
My mother and I have been fighting for a very long time now for reasons I'm not going to put on here and I've been comtemplating for awhile now whether or not I should be the bigger person and try to make up. Then today I was out with my Aunt and cousin shopping when my Grandmother calls my aunt's cell phone and tells her that my mom has been very sick and she had passed out and fell down the stairs. Apparently my crackhead aunt who lives there too had PICKED HER UP which you're never supposed to do and she and her boyfriend/dealer took her to the hospital. My grandma told us that when the doctors got her conscious she started throwing up and when they asked her all the normal questions like what her name was etc she couldn't remember who she was or what had happened. They have her in a neck brace now and are taking her through all of these tests and that's as much as I've been told so far. It took something like this to punch me in the face and wake me up to the fact that I really nee

20 Ways To *"make"* His Christmas List
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice!

Leaving..
Hey everyone I'm deleting my account, if I own anyone anything pls let me know.. I just can't take this site and its BS.. people helpin who they want to help.. peoples accts gettin deleted(like mine was).. I have been here since 2006 and had to start over and others start like ummm yesterday it seems they are up to 28 in no time.. what is the deal... Wrong...Wrong..Wrong... Anyway.. I am getting all my pics off and then my acct will be deleted....I will miss my tops friends on here. Bye everyone...muahz

Dudestock '08
EVERY YEAR’S HOUSE PARTY GETS BIGGER AND BETTER!!! NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN! YEAH THATS RIGHT...BROOKLYN WILL B IN THE HOUSE AUGUST 23RD! ITS CONFIRMED THAT FEFF FROM BROOKLYN WILL B COMING ALL THE WAY FROM NYC TO ROCK THE STAGE AT THIS YEAR’S DUDESTOCK ’08 ALONG WITH: ADEPT (WHO WE THOUGHT WERE GOING TO BUSY IN PITTSBURG) FEFF from NYC FLESHSUIT SILENT SON and hosted by the fellas in KILL THA MESSENGER. HUGE STAGE, LIGHTS, AND A BIG PA SYSTEM !!!!!!! WE WILL ALSO HAVE A SUSPENSION FREAK SHOW PERFORMED BY THE STAFF OF "ABSTRACT DERMAGRAPHICS" FROM MUNCIE. THERE ARE ALSO OTHER BANDS WHO WILL BE JOINING THE LINE-UP AS WELL.WE STILL HAVE ROOM FOR A BAND OR TWO IF YA KNOW OF ANY GOOD ONES. ALL PATRONS WELCOME JUST LEAVE THE VIOLENCE AT HOME WHERE IT BELONGS. FOOD WILL BE COOKIN ON MANY GRILLS, SO THERE WILL B ENOUGH TO FILL YA BELLIES AND GIVE YA ENERGY FOR THE DAY AND NIGHT. THIS EVENT IS A B.Y.O.B( bring ya own bottle) . THIS IS UNFORTUN

Scott Is Missing
PLEASE READ....MY SON IS MISSING Any haters can leave now and not read this. I DO NOT need any hateful feedback on this. I am looking for any help I can get to find my son. My son Scott is missing. If anyone on here knows him, has talked to him or knows where he is PLEASE get in touch with me, SASSY REDHEAD or MAMA WOLF. I am posting this on his account too so his friends that he has can read it too and maybe give me some help in finding him. Something that I NEVER in a million years thought I would ever have to do with any of my sons was kick one of them out but unfortunately I did have to kick Scott out. 3 months ago everything about Scott changed. Scott has gotten in with the wrong group of friends, he has gone down the wrong road in life. He is heavily into drinking and snorting cocaine now. Anytime he opens his mouth everything that comes out is nothing but lies. I have caught him in so many lies now that I dont even think he knows when he is telling the tru

The Most Functional English Word!
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of we

I Cant Sleep
there are just some things that you never wish would happen to even the worst of people....and one of the worst things happened to me when i was a kid. and for the last few day it has come back to haunt me. tonight for the first time in years i cant sleep because of it. every time i close my eyes to sleep i see that mans face, and my husben to be keeps telling that he wont ever let that man hurt me again but it is killing me slowly on the inside. i have snapped at him and every one else so much and so easaly lately that i had to tell him my biggest secret...we have been together for almost a year now and i never told him that, i feel bad but that was just something i didnt want to open up again but something happened and i flipped out on him and a couple of my closest friends so i let him in the darkest closet that i have been hidding from him and everyone else....now i just wish that i could forget that it ever happened... every time that i have tried to sleep tonight i see that mans

My Spotlight Fund Wanna Help Me Get Spotlight Heres How
ACCEPTING DONATIONS FOR SPOTLIGHT FUND I WILL MAKE CUSTOM PICS AND SKINS FOR FUBUCKS SO HELP ME GET SPOTLIGHT JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW AND SEND WHAT U CAN TO ME Smokie Fu Hubby To Toxic Tears/Also Owned And Owner Of Toxic/Co Founder Of The Unique Individuals@ fubar REPOST OFTEN PLEASE

40 Secrets About Yourself
You opened this, so you have to do it, or you will have bad luck for two weeks! What age will you have sex? Put a x in every box that applies to you. [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar [] You own more than one credit card [x] You know how to change the oil in a car [x]You've done your own laundry [] You vote in every election [x] You can cook for yourself [ ] You think politics are exciting TOTAL SO FAR: 5 [x ] You show up for school late alot [ x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket [ ] You've never gotten a detention []You have forgotten your own birthday at least once [x] You like to take walks by yourself [] you know what credibility means, without looking it up [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week TOTAL SO FAR: 9 [x] You know how to do the dishes [] You can count to 10 in another language [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it [x] You can mow

Hybrid Car Cost Calculator!
I found this in the news paper. Go to this OrlandoSentinel.com, here are two of its websites on hybrids. Even if you do not own one it will be very interesting to know this information. The first talks about gas gouge-o-meter. The second shows you how hybrids may pay for it self. 1)http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/lifestyle/green/stv-gas-calculator-htmlstory,0,7919008.htmlstory 2)http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/lifestyle/green/orl-hybridcalculator-fl,0,1996555.flash

Midget View
i just wish some people would just stay out of my personal life! I mean if i'm finally happy and they have seen me down and hating everything about me. Don't you think they would just stfu and leave it alone?? No no they don't they have to make stupid comments to make me feel bad or have to come over to see what i'm doing.... AHHH just go the hell away!!!!.. okay better now.

Dj War @ The Fallen!!!!!
DJ War @ Fallen!!!!! Come have fun with the DJ's as they rock out to your favorite tunes. If your interested in being involved hit my man DJ Kenny for information. It will be alot of fun. Hope to see everyone there when i arrive later in the evening to really kick the party up a notch!!!!!! StOrM

Pisssseeeddddddddd
pissed offso i was to get my tatt today well he fucked me over told me he couldnt do it til 6 when i had a apt at 4 with a deposit and i told him ill wait til 6 next thing u know he comes out all rude threw my pics and deposit at me and said he wont do it so not i dont get my tatt o well i guess but im just so super pissed

Chasing Cars
I absolutely love this song... Music Video: Chasing Cars by (Snow Patrol) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone "Chasing Cars" We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I

When
When you see me what do you see? When i look in the mirror i see someone that is scared to go anywhere, and is scared to go after what she wants in ife. When i see a pictuer of myself; I see someone that has no ambitions and has a problem with weight. You may see someone that is depressed when u read this, But the questin is What do u see when you first look at me? You wish you could find someone that you can talk to about anything. You hope to find someone that can read you like an open book. so i ask again What do u see when u see me? Imagine me as a flower, Delicate, and yet, bold. Your smile is my sunlight, Keeping me from the cold. Shower me with kisses. Quench my only thirst! For that is what inspired me To grow from the very first. Breathe, take in the fragrance, The scent of my desire. Does the aroma please you? Does it stir your inner fire? Pluck away all of my petals. Scatter them on the ground. When you're standing in this path, Your presence I'll surrou

Untitled
You are a great friend I think we could be more You dug so deep within my heart and now you stick to my inner core You're like my true inspiration, you give me the strength to move on You're like the perfect picture but you were never drawn This is not a coincidence and it could never be a mistake Your words and kindness make my soul feel warm, off its embrace I can't wait to see you, for you to hold me in your arms For you to whisper things I want to hear and fill my cup with charm I was so empty and lonely when you weren't with me And now that I have you close, I want us to be so near I want us to be together, even though I don't know you well But maybe we should wait and see if time will tell I think this is the beginning of something strong and true Don't ever go away because I'm beginning to attach to you I wonder what will come of this odd and simple romance Maybe a first kiss and a simple embrace

Post Usmc
I remember most of my service rather vividly. I remember the few good times, I remember virtually all of the bad. And there was a lot of it. I tried not to allow myself to become jaded, to allow what I saw to adversely affect my judgment and performance. I learned from the shitty example set by many of my "superiors" and vowed never to repeat them. I tried to grow and expand myself as a person. It's been three years since I was discharged. I am now in a position where I am a leader, very much able to mold the young minds of soldiers who are training to do what I did as a marine. Today, something happened that shook me to my soul and made me question my very purpose in Arizona. I did all the right things, I acted professionally, I answered this soldier's question as accurately as I could. But her perception was that I let her down. Regardless of the actual truth, the reality was that I let her down. I consider myself a strong-willed person. I'm not in the same physical

Needs Help
Ok everyone this is dennishe's a big time point whorelolbut he always returns the luvthat is given to him he's tryin to reach fulordand still needs over 100k pointsPlz help him out as much as you canI appreciate it, and so would heP.S. If you a girl and think he's sexy let him know loldennisc214@ fubar Ok yall this is a verysweet man that helps those that need itcan you plz be a doll and help him levelbefore his vip runs out :DI'd appreciate it, as he would too **Rhino** -Owner of suductions playground with LIVE CAMS "®@ fubar ok yall sexy daveis in a vip give awayhe needs to reach 20k commentshe already has over 7kif you get a chance be a dearand comment a few times

Gimme The Prize
JONLEE OF S*U*P* AND FWC OWNED BY MIZZ SHADY I LOVE MIZZ SHADY - Needs 2,500 To Win Any Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. 2nd Most Comments & Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack.

Carlo Hates Me :(
Carlo, I'm sorry I didn't write you. You have no idea how horrible I feel, but please believe that I missed you while you were deployed. The few times I stopped by Fubar I always made sure to comment your page, your pictures, and was very territorial of being the only one who would show up on your "gifted from" bar. Yes indeed I had all that time while you were gone to write to your Fubar and apologize, but I waited because I wanted to tell you in person. Now you've blocked me and I'm trying so hard to apologize. So Carlo, please accept my apology, I mean it from the very bottom of my heart. You are a good friend, and one that I don't want to lose. ~Candy~ Hi Was wondering if you could help me out. Carlo (BlueTesseract) is very mad at me that I never sent him any letters on his deployment. He has no idea that I felt and still feel so guilty, but I had no idea what to write. Seriously, I have no idea what to write in a letter to someone who's out to war. ...how's th

Life In Florida
----- You know you're a Floridian if......... ... Socks are only for bowling. ...You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. ...A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, But everything to do with shade. ...Your winter coat is made of denim. ...You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. ...You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. ...Anything under 70 is chilly. ...You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. ...You could swim before you could read. ...You have to drive north to get to The South. ...You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. ...Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. ...You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. ...You dread love bug season. ...You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.

Msiccb
Alot of people ive been checkin out has been getting the letters msiccb in their shoutboxes. the reason being is that i most likely busy rerating a friend and your face has come by on the ticker. instead of me stopping what i'm doing i put msiccb. msiccb means marked so i can come back. so there you have it

When You Need Someone To Lean On
When you need someone to lean on. or just a helping hand. You know i'll never judge you, your my friend... i'll understand. No matter what your going through, however big or small. With our two heads together, together we'll stand tall. Don't be afraid to lean on me, and please dont ever frown. Together we're united, i'll never let you down. I'm here if ever you need me, with a problem you need to share. When times are tough, just call on me, you know i'll always be there.

Help Me Understand ( Please Comment )
I have been married now for 25 years and have 2 wonderful children, (1)16yr/ (1)13yr... the "spark or fire" if you will has left the marriage and I find myself trying to re-light it, but get no response or gallons of water dumped on me. She, my wife, seems mad as hell about something or even nothing all the time and has been this way for about 5 years now. I have confrontations, and I like touching and being touched.... but if I try that with her she will find something to get mad about and yell at me because my shoe is tied wrong... I find myself looking for friends and pictures of same out here on the web where I can fwwl like spmeone loves me or cares enough about me to make me feel better.... So .. with that said,... am I wrong or just one sick puppy?

Ok So I Am Intrigued
Ok. So call me silly but I just watched the syncronized swimming and I have to say I was amazed. What those women are capable of doing I now have left the group of people who thought it was a silly sport and now consider it a true sport and these women true athletes. The stuff they were doing with their bodies was amazing and it was fun to watch. So to all of you who think this sport is garbage take a second look.

Jason And Whiskey Girls Fu-wedding
YOUR INVITED!!! ♥Jason and Whiskey Girl Are Getting Fu-Married♥ You Can Click Either Picture To Be Taken To The Ceremony! Please stop by and take part in this very special event! Reception for Jason and Whiskey Girl will be held after the ceremony! The Playground NSFW Lounge

My Secret Confessions
I respect women, real lady types. Just trying to be honest. I admire thier enthusiasm;creativiy;passion;desire and envy how much effort put in and specifically how much pleasure they get out. You are unique creatures no doubt, I thank God everyday for you, i couldn't have fantasies without you, seriouslly I know we men need you, men won't tell you this unless they are a newlywedd or are one of the smarter section of the male species. I hate that the wrong men left many women emotionally and physically scared for life, and I need not go in to detail, you males know who you are. You women have turned against us and I don't blame you, I feel like I am responsible. I have my own demons I hide in the closet but to me they are not extreme yet still they are wrong, so I am not the perfect guy but I am sensitive;compassionate;loving;forgiving;understanding but even with that under my belt I believe all men should utilize these qualities frequentlly or even better that these other similar charc

Turning Point
ok so from now on its just gonna be me and my kids that matter to me in life. The reason is quite simple - there is not one single man out there who is worthy of being acquainted with me. Dated one for over nine months and had fight after fight after fight and always made up. Now this evening my time, i try talking to him on yahoo only to get told he's tired and going to bed. Instinct told me to check something and lo and behold he was online. I don't want any one telling me stuff about time, he was online for a good twenty minutes after he told me he was tired. I aint gonna mention the place he was but lets just say that nearly every friend he has is female and nearly every femal friend has sent him gifts. Lets just say that I was soon replaced. If you are a male species thinking of jumping in to my life, please think again because as i say my kids matter most now. Most men i have had relationships with have turned out to be playas and cheats. This last one was good at hiding but now

She Needs A Rate
=== 'Trin ☁fu-married to Wicked Mike' wrote the following at '2008-09-02 11:40:20'.. > > > > > > > > Princess of Cutty is in a Happy Hour "rates only" contest. Please help this nice girl with one rate!! Let's help her win this Happy Hour its her first!!! > > > > Please repost often > > > > > >

L.d.c. Weekly Love
Please show each of these members love this week……†FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~@ fubarღ GothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D ღGio's RL Princess ღ Owner of LDC@ fubar~♥Metal Baby♥~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt~Sarge's Bad Girls~ DARK PRINCE IS OK!~@ fubar*** Tiff*** L.D.C.*** head greeter for VR. Yay@ fubar

Soldier's Prayer
I was that which others did not want to be, I went where others feared to go and did what others feared to do. I asked nothing from who gave nothing, and reluctantly accepted the thought of eternal loneliness should I fail. I have seen the face of terror, felt the stinging cold of fear and enjoyed the sweet taste of a moments love. I have cried, pained and hoped, but most of all, I have lived times, other would say were best forgotten. At least someday I will be able to say, that I was proud of what I was..... ....A Soldier.

Andrew Berson
If you know this name look out.. he invites women to see him in philly pa and he uses them.. he is married lives with his wife and their 2 kids and her other son he will lie to you make you spend all your money then he will show you the real him... he has done this to many women and openly admits to cheating on his wife all the time as if its nothing he wont leave her for you that is also a great game he wants to play he just wants to see how many women will fall for this and spend their time and money on him and to be with him.

What To Do
what do you do with the kids when the kids leave the back door wide open and your most loved and deared dog runs out and jumps the fence. and your lucky enough to have neighbors that finds them and brings them back an hour later.

Wildcherri's
Hi ya'll, doing up my first blog here tonight. I will be doing this more often now, that I realized there is blogs here. lol My bad, cuz I have been too busy at home and not on here much. Getting more time to where I can spend it here now, which seems nice. I have missed chatting with most of ya's. More later on, take care ya'll

Dj Schedule For Lounges
REBEL ------ 12 P.M.-3 P.M. ANGEL ------ 9 P.M.-12 A.M. 12 A.M.-3 A.M. REBEL GIRL --------- 9 A.M.-12 P.M. SMOKIE ------- 3 A.M.-6 A.M. 6 A.M.-9 A.M. CHIEF ----- 3 P.M.-6 P.M. PRINCESS SKULLZ ----------- 6 P.M.-9 P.M.

Off To California
Hey everyone, this is actually Robert's Mom (Rozos), he ask that I monitor his account while he's unable too and keep it active for him in his absence. So 4 those of you who might be wondering why you haven't heard from him in awhile he ask me to let you know he's moved to California. He entered a 2 year residential treatment program 21 days ago. He can't have any contact with the outside world for awhile but if anyone wants to know how he's doing they can contact me (Rozos on his friends list) and at day 30 he can write, and day 90 he can call and I'll better know how hes adjusting then. I ask that everyone keep him in their thoughts & prayers as he's working hard to rebuild his life and find a drug free way towards the future. He's a good kid with a serious drug addiction but determined to find his inner strength and over come this demon and its strong hold on him. So tho he's not able to be on here for awhile, his thoughts are with you all as hopefully yours are with

Maybe They Just Can't Read
I'm curious...Do most of you read the profile or do you go straight for the pics?.... I know my profile contains a lot of reading material...I guess I'm not one to be short winded...But..it asks for specific things...so..I give it... :) For those of you that have read my profile...You know what the first line says...And though not eloquently written..It does go straight to the point...Let me remind you... >>>>>>Just because I'm on here doesn't mean I'm going to f*@k you...date you...or even meet you...I'm on here for friends...and what happens...happens...

My Poems
Alone again in the darkness of my room, in misery i wait until it turns into my tomb. Night after night i wonder where you go, I stare out the windows cuz i just dont know. I gave you a rose one day, and you held it to your heart, and promised to all that is holy in life, that we would never part. But here i sit alone again, and the walls are closing in, you have the nerve to wear my ring but not to tell me where youve been. The pain i feel within my heart is caused by only you, i know your in the arms of another, while i sit here with nothing to do. Alone again in the darkness of my room, it wont be long now before it turns into my tomb. I cannot live much longer while you continue to play with my soul its inevitable, that death will come, for misery is taking its toll. I should have seen this coming, when i sensed you didnt care, but i held on hoping, and praying, now its just to hard to bare. Its getting hard to breathe now, too d

Here's How To Make Love.i've Got The Answers!!!
I have never been one to be a great cook but i do know my way around a kitchen thanks to my mom but here is a different twist to cooking in the kitchen HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. Now who wa

Vampire Guide 502: What Is The Cause Of Vampirism?
Vampire Guide 502: What Is the Cause of Vampirism? A look at several of the common theories on the net Unfortunately, no one knows the reason, or "cause" of vampirism. It's all just speculation and personal theory. It generally falls into the following categories (which I've attempted to give a brief overview of with the factors going for and against the theory): Genetic This theory says that a vampire is a vampire because there is a vampiric "gene" which makes a person biologically different from people without this/these gene(s). Were this true, it would probably be very recessive so it can "lurk" in family lines and show up out of the blue (like red hair in a family with all brunettes), but also why it can seem to always show up in lines as well (coming from a vampiric grandmother, father, and having a vampiric child for example). Pros: Explains the commonly reported physiological differences, sensitivities, and physical reactions that many vampires have. (see Vampire Guid

You Know You Are A Witch When...
1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews. 2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?" 3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard. 4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes. 5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift. 6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha's mother Endora. 7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems. 8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it). 9. You ask for Halloween off, because it's a religious holiday. 10. You start answering the phone with "Merry Meet".

Jokes
"Well." says the driver, "It has everything. It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel. 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all a 8.8 liter V12 engine." "Wow," says the attendent, thata be something." "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. Thata be $30.17" says the attendent. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10 bill. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are golf tees. "What dem little wooden things?" asks the attendent. "Thats what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow" says the attendent, "Dem Cadillac people think of everything." After the meal has been going on for hours, and your family is grilling you about how your life is going these

Doing Things Differently
Well I guess the older you get the more you learn. I have learned over the past several years that you beter make sure you know who your friends are and make sure they are friends. I am a kind person that will do anything for a friend. But over the past several years I have lost my very good job here in Michigan and thus have lost my whole life including my house and I am trying to rebuild my life. But when you have friends that claim they are friends when in fact they are trying to get shit from you because of my good nature and kindness. Well I have learned fuck their fake asses. I know who you are I listen and pay attention and I know your fucking scams. You claim to one thing and then poof your true colors come shinging through. Fuck you all. I have been taken advantage of now more than any one needs to be. I have learned that you keep your friends close but enemies closer. I have started to stand up for my self and when I do I get blamed for bullshit. These peop

Mountain Of A Man My Father
MOUNTAIN OF A MAN MY FATHER Well it's about time i tell people about my father. The only man i know alive i would give my life for you see he is the reason i am what i am today. I guess it's been about 30 some odd years ago this mountain of a man came into my life and he and my mom got married in 1971. He took us 5 kids and treated us like he was our own FATHER after all in his eyes he was ,over the years hes sacrificed worked 3 jobs just to give us what we needed and sometimes what we wanted. Growing up it always seemed he was harder on me than the other kids . But now that i'm older an wiser i realize he was hard on me cause he wanted me to be the man that he knew i would be. You see know i drive a truck and i am a DRIVER INSTRUCTOR and every day of my life i strive to be the best that i can because of the values that he instilled in me. Over the years he has sacrificed a lot and his health has faltered but he bounces back and he does that quite well but you se

My fingers get lost in those strings but I got lost in those flings that were flung for me to catch and understand. Jingle, jangle,strum. I'm tired. I go. I am beckoned so it seems like I am wanted yet I am not the desire. I am not alone but it feels like I am. Oh!!! The intoxication, the excitement. I wish you could feel this but only I can. I dont understand it but i caught it. And u will understand it only after Ive let it go. Cause right now youre 1,000 miles away and I'm lying next to you. It always happens like that. Staring off in the distance...it's getting blurry, I must be tired. No wait my eyes are tearing.......OUCH! Look down. My fingers are dripping blood...as I strum my guitar.

Do Dad?
Not one dirty word...and funny anyhow... The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out t

The Art Of Dying.....*sighs*
The Art of feeling the slowing heart, dying.... a body lay helpless,growing cold, left alone, crying. A weakened hand so febble, that trembles,that shake's.... Stretches out into yander,yerning death for it to take.... A cold mist of rain, slowly covers it's skin, while it lay there quivering, as the dampness sinks in.. Excepting the darkness, lifes final breath thats craved For knowone to morn it's slipping away. As Written: Twist'a Fate

Poetry
I sit back and wonder What am i searching for Is it love, happyness, money. I wonder why things happen the way they do I search for acceptance not in friends but in life itself. I search for the sunshine in the midst of a thunderstorm I search for the rainbow that appears in a clearing I search for afterlife of a disturbed life. I search for the love you can only get from another I search for the intangible things only to find the tangible things that you have no need for. Life, Love, and happyness appear to be but a piece of coal left burning after a fire. only to fade in to nothing as time passes. and all will become dark again. I'm tired of searching. In the darkness of night feelings of loneliness appear fear of emptiness rings near as you walk through the blackness you feel nothing you hear nothing you search for what once was there No Luck but deep down you know its there there

You Still Wonder
For Jason our eyes meet, magnetic poetic, your lips touch mine, erotic electric, arms encircle me, euphioric idyllic, together we, synchronic rhythmic. and you still wonder do I love you? a query you should never have to voice, those words remaining within, answered by tenderness of touch, by sweet emotion, by thoughts mirrored in chestnut irisies, that brush softly across you, painting images deep within memory, while this soul speaks to yours, saying all the words ever needing to be said.

Being Silly
OK this is a very serious blog and I only want serious comments on it. Anyone that dares to laugh at me will be given the CLaire FUrey stare of disapproval and a glass of water !!!!!!!! Right a few very serious facts about me that you never knew. (1) I can write my own name and spell it how I want. (2) I know I am 40 years old but I act like a teen cos Im young at heart or as young a the man I feel. (3) I have a different sense of humour to the rest of you and if you dont like it read this carefully FACE LOOK BOTHERED (4) Adam Ant is hot (5) SOme one on my fu family is not as hot but just as hot. (6) I am prone to sudden outbursts of madness, such as throwing my fag across the room when I shout ROCK WITH IT. (7) I dont drink alcohol (very often!) or smoke (only after ***) There you are - 7 things you dont know about me.

How Do They Do It?
How do people blatantly use others and have no remorse what so ever? It makes no sense to me at all. How someone thats does everything they can gets trampled over like a piece of garbage. And people can't figure out why I trust no one. It seems obvious to me.

F!#k You Folder
I feel like going out & getting fucked up, Drinking or whatever. After 13 yrs of being clean. This is the first time in 13 yrs that that thought has crossed my mind. I am hurt and broken beond recognition. My heart aches with a pain i never thought i would feel again, because i wouldnt let any one get close to me again, not close enough to Break my Heart. But I am human and I finally let the walls to my so tightly gaurded heart down and let some one in. Im not blaming any one for what happened, I blame myself for being so insecure, yet stupid enogh to open myself up for the pain that i should have known would come. It always does, hmm so i guess that doesnt say much about me, But as hurt as i am, and as stupid as the thought of breaking my sobriety was, it was just a thought. I am too damn strong and proud to take steps backwards. My Children are too important to me & my Honor is my life. So even tho I thought about it. I WILL not do it. I am better then that !!!!!! I know that, I just

Stuff (or Stfu, As I'm Sure Some Would Say)
This will be short, simple and sweet. I have seventeen people in my family. That's too many. It's filled with people who either ignore the fact that I'm around, or generally don't add anything of use to my life. By the end of today, that original number will be cut in half, at the VERY least. Certain of you have already earned a permanent place in my family (and my heart..). If you don't know who you are - I guess I just haven't done a very good job of showing you what you mean to me, and for that, I'm sorry. The rest of you - show me that you belong..I'm growing tired of the brevity of the relationships in this place. Show me you want a place in my life, and vice versa - and I'll do something about it...otherwise - I don't have time for you. If you see yourself in my family list NOW - you're good to go. End of discussion. Hmm.. It seems as if they've made deleting your account on Fubar easier. So - effective midnight (central time) Friday, December 5th - I am done with Fubar. E

Saying I Love You & What It Means
Love What does it mean to say I love you? It means I treasure you who you are, what you are but even more--- what you are becoming. When I say I love you I see you as you are-- beautifully and wondrously made; special and unique, like no one else in all God's universe. When I say I love you they are not words of ownership but of thanksgiving. freedom, not bondage, loving the you, you are! When I say I love you I see in you revealed in you the potential of all that God created you to be. When I say I love you I acknowledge oneness, with God, with you with all the universe. I am saying thank you to God, that you have touched my life and I yours thereby enriching us both. Many blessings of Love and Joy. Author: Angelbeybe

Exercism
Hi everybody! A new social networking website, a new blog, another chance to start over with a positive attitude! Or not. Frankly, I've had a bad day today, so maybe a little ranting or venting is in order. But anyways, about myself: I turned 40 last year in the midst of a midlife crisis. Yes, this crisis does involve blondes and clothing being removed, but that sounds a lot more exciting than it was. In reality, there was no NSFW content. My solution to all this? Exercise! And lots of it. So this week I've had more exercise than I've had in years. And I also proved what is meant by too much of a good thing. I'm sore, tired, and beating myself up. I'm also eating relatively healthy and learning the guitar, but why let that spoil a good rant / woe is me session? Well, that's enough for this post. Stay tuned for more tales of my attempt to exercise myself out of depression. I learned an important lesson this week. When your dog is barking and spazzed and needs a ti

Lil' Man...
Alright, this was cute......... Yesterday afternoon, Lil' Man was sitting in the hallway with all his toys, just..makin' a mess and fully enjoying the new ginormous truck he just got. He drops something in his hand and decided to announce that he was NOT happy about it....by saying this... "SHIT!" (He's only 2 1/2, mind you so that word is NOT allowed to be heard from him for many years to come.) We all stopped and his mother quickly yelled to him "WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST SAID, MISTER!?" Without so much as skipping a beat he nonchalantly turned to her and responded.... "Poop, momma" All cute like and fully aware of just wtf he was doing, then goes back to playing like nothing had happened. He sent the house into a wave of laughter that everyone is still kinda giggling about. Little wiseass punk, we've taught him well.Just thought I'd share that with you all as well. Everyone could use a good laugh now and then. =) ~Gigglesnorts, ends paragraph~

Help
I have three different pic at the bottom of my page that I would love to have as a background, but don't know how to make a skin. If some one could please help me either tell me how to do a skin or make one of the three in to a skin for me. I have no problem RTF to a point but will try. I'm new at this and would like to make more friends that I can help out and that can help me as well. Thanks **CANDY~APPLE~STEPH** Why is it that people thank that they know other people. If you know some one as well as you wish that you can, life would be so much better. But life is not that easy. Before you can judge another person you should realy look in to your past and ask your self. What was I like when I was that young, or in that same spot. What could I have changed that would have made me a better person in life? Just cause you have grown up with that person, lived with that person for years, or just meet them does not make you better then them in any way. We all make our mistakes and wis

Someon Can't Be Trusted
ok so i deleted about 99% of my friends on here because SOMEONE, (haven't figured out who yet) has decided to be a real life rat... Thank you, to whoever you are, for making my life a living hell by giving out false information to some worthless people who are now stalking me on the internet, and threatening to call Child Protection Services on me. Whoever you are, has decided to tell these people that I am an alcoholic in real life (not true. don't have time to drink my worries away). So thanks to whoever it was that doesn't even know me in real life, who provided false and misleading information over the internet to try and get my children taken away from me. I realize that you,(whoever you are) or the pieces of shit that are stalking me on the net have no physical proof that I'm an alcoholic or drug addict or whatever else you said. I have nothing to worry about. Because i don't suck off the government for help, and i certainly don't spend all my time in a real life bar. As

Karpocrates
There are two things always in my mind - my Goddess and my Lady. Yes, I am a goddess worshipper, and a Christian Gnostic. My Goddess is Sophia. Perhaps some of you know of Her. For those of you who do not, she is the wife of God. Popular Christian tradition says God has no wife, but the ancient Jews, from whom Christianity sprang, believed different. Ancient Judaism believed that God not only had a wife, but in some sects it was believed He had many, and even had a mistress (Lilith). Sophia is described in Genesis as the waters that the Spirit hovered over (symbolizing amniotic fluid of Creation). Sophia is also hidden in many other places in the bible, for those with eyes to see. As for my Lady, she is Russian born. I had an interest in Russia before I knew her, but she has made me even more interested in the culture. She has taught me a lot about the culture and language. She owns my heart and mind, and when the day comes that we finally tie the knot I will have her name tatto

The Junkie
You're coming down badly You're crippled inside A rat in your sewer You've no place to hide A gut wrenching fever Addicted to death You don't give a fuck If it means your last breath You try so hard to quit But you'll never admit You're the junkie There's no reasoning why Cause the mirror don't lie You're the junkie You crave for the needle to stick in your vein Can't for the poison to kill all the pain You buy your cheap ticket to take a short ride That beautiful flower is eating your mind You try so hard to quit But you'll never admit You're the junkie There's no reasoning why Cause the mirror don't lie You're the junkie Your name means nothing You don't know the score Body is aching you still crave for more Sometimes you wish that you'd never been born Tormenting came with a crown full of thorns You're chasing the dragon You're chasing the high A bird with one wing Who's still trying to fly You're all out of spirit A dead man alive A born

Just How It Is.....
When we start out our lives, we have No Conception of what Death Is--- Only Life,and what it may,or may not have in store for us as individuals. Some of us grow up Striving for a lifetime of "Higher Education",and seem to float thru our school years as we go, with little or no problem.... Some of us have a "Different Way" of learning what life is about, and choose to learn things that can't be tought to us from the pages of books, or from the words of the "Learned Ones". We embark on a journey that takes us our ENTIRE LIVES,trying to drink in all that we can, and somehow hold it, then somewhere, sometime, when we need that information, we do our best to remember it, and use it to it's fullest. For most of us.... we "Learn About Death" when a pet dies, or a family member passes away. "WE LEARN ABOUT WHAT IT IS"-- we have to ASK about it, and get fed information on it. What is is, how it works, and what causes it to happen. We're taught that it sometimes comes from "Old Age" or an

A Little Of This And That
It is going to be an interesting few years . Nobody has said a word about what the troops think in Iraq OR Afghanistan. If they have, I haven¡¦t seen it anywhere and I have looked everywhere. So far that tells me that this half-blooded African Americvan President, isn¡¦t all that he seems because there are a lot of men and women over there that we haven¡¦t heard from and I am sure that their voices mean a lot to a whole hell of a lot of people here in the United States of America., where I am sure their votes counted RIGHT?! Or did they????? I think it is great that it is a turn of events in the world that another man became President, (I don¡¦t vote because it is all unpredictable either way). My point is, why has it turned into something racial and going back in time about the past????? Didn¡¦t the Blacks/Afr Amr. Want to be equal? Yet all I see on tv is how ¡§WE DID IT¡¨. Your sending off the wrong messege to us Americans, YES! US AMERICANS! Who have said no color matters, but

Evanscence Lyrics
I’m so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave ’cause your presence still lingers here And it won’t leave me alone These wounds won’t seem to heal This pain is just too real There’s just too much that time cannot erase [chorus:] When you cried I’d wipe away all of your tears When you’d scream I’d fight away all of your fears I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating life Now I’m bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won’t seem to heal This pain is just too real There’s just too much that time cannot erase [chorus] I’ve tried so hard to tell myself that you’re gone But though you’re still with me I’ve been alone all along Perfect by nature, icons of self-indulgence Just what we all need Mo

Who Cares
i thought i could be myself with you.. i thought i could get angry and blow my top and you would still be there after.. i thought i could have very bad days and you would be there to make them better.. i thought i could make mistakes and be forgiven.. i know we can work anything thru, as long as we are as one.. i know we are worth it, i thought you did too.. i know we are worth it, i thought you did too.. i know we are worth it, i hope you do too.. am i really wrong??

Daddy' Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called

The Coal Industry Is Not Too Happy About Barak Hussien Obamas Remarks.
The Ohio Coal Industry is not too happy about Barack Obama's remarks. See below: Ohio Coal Association Says Obama Remarks Make It Clear: Obama Ticket Not Supportive of Coal Last update: 10:42 a.m. EST Nov. 3, 2008 COLUMBUS, Ohio, Nov 03, 2008 /PRNewswire--USNewswire via COMTEX/ -- Mike Carey, president of the Ohio Coal Association (OCA), today issued the following statement in response to just-released remarks from Senator Barack Obama about the nation's coal industry. "Regardless of the timing or method of the release of these remarks, the message from the Democratic candidate for President could not be clearer: the Obama-Biden ticket spells disaster for America's coal industry and the tens of thousands of Americans who work in it. "These undisputed, audio-taped remarks, which include comments from Senator Obama like 'I haven't been some coal booster' and 'if they want to build [coal plants], they can, but it will bankrupt them' are extraordinarily misguided. "It's evident t

Provacative Topics
ENOUGH ALREADY! I'm sick to death of all the political attacks disguised as advertizements. I'm oh so very tired of hearing about CHANGE. If I hear someone call themselves a MAVERICK one more time I just might vomit. I despise the MOCKERY we have made of our system of government and the rubbish we must endure every two to four years at this time of year. Let me be clear about something. I am a registered member of the GOP, however I am not a red-state automaton. I vote my conscience as I was raised to. I do not favor one age group, race or gender when it comes to our elected officials. I would be the first to vote for a 35 year old African American woman if I felt she would be the best possible leader for our nation. I do feel that the office of the President requires some proven leadership experience. This is not a place for on the job training. I am not satisfied that either ticket fully appreciates this. While I have no issue with Senator McCain's record in management and leader

Black History
What is on the Back of the Two Dollar Bill? The back of the $2 bill has an engraving of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. In the image is a man who has dark skin and wearing a powdered wig while sitting at the table just to the left of the men standing in the center of the engraving. This dark skinned man is John Hanson in his position as president of the continental congress. In the original painting hanging in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda, the dark skinned man does not appear!!! A "Black" Man, A Moor, John Hanson Was the First President of the United States! 1781-1782 A.D.??? George Washington was really the 8th President of the United States! George Washington was not the first President of the United States. In fact, the first President of the United States was one John Hanson. Don't go checking the encyclopedia for this guy's name - he is one of those great men that are lost to history. If you're extremely lucky, you may actually find a brief mention of his nam

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Creations
Hello everyone,, I've been making graphics for a while now and alot of you wanted me to make you some of them,, but Ive decided that if you want a graphic and your not in my top family then you have to pay me in ""FUBUCKS"" if you want a graphic!!! I make these daily so I go by whos email I get first.. please dont send me a SB asking because I will not respond!!! I take my time with these and I dont want any interuption!! Please dont send me messages wondering when you can get your graphic... I will only give you your graphic if you pay me first!! & please dont say that you made the graphic becasue these are 100% © material by me!! So include my screenname for the ""CAPTION""!!! Down below I have included photos of my work.. please feel free to view them and if you have any questions about the graphics please let me know!

Dan
for 23 years i have walked alone without you to love me and sing your dragon song now that my walls are gone i am hearing you again my dragon love are you here to protect me or to show me who will sing for me in the future will he love me like you? completely and true? how do i know if i can trust again my dragon , my love , my friend guard me well, dragon for my heart is still weak my lips ache my breasts beg my heart beats for your touch i miss it sooooooooo much to be in your arms to feel like i belong to be loved you make me want these things to share them with you it what i live for to be held to be kissed to feel your heart beat your hands on mme your arms around me to know that here is where i belong

My Thoughts
Most people who know me know that I'm a pretty easy going girl. I'm really responsible and I take care of things that I need to take care of. But there are some people who still feel the need to treat me like I'm a damn child. People tell me what I need to do or have to do or make sure I did something that I was supposed to do. They even feel the need to tell me how I should raise my own child. She needs this, you have to do this for her, don't do that.... blah blah blah. I am sick and fuckin tired of people telling me how I should live my life. Its my life and I will live it as I see fit. And if ya'll don't like it then just kiss my ass.

Why??
just want to know why you get these perverts that want you to give them your yahoo id or email address..well first of all im happily married..im happy with being able to chat in the shoutbox but some pervs think you will cam to cam with them or some stupid crap..well im only here for friends my husband takes care of all my other needs so no need to ask me for my info if i wanted you to have it i would have given it to you..oh and another thing i dont have a cam so dont bother asking..for all the non perverts i hope you all have a great day...

Fubar Stuff
Would you please rate this photo for me. If you rate it i will rate 10 of your pics in return. Here's the link to the pic. Just private message me a screen shot showing you rated the pic and I will come and rate 10 of your pics in exchange. If you get others to rate i will rate 10 of theirs and 10 more of yours, if they say in their private message to me that you sent them.

Epilepsy
@ fubar"> @ fubar"> EPILEPSY...What Is It? Epilepsy is a medical condition that produces seizures affecting a variety of mental and physical functions. It’s also called a seizure disorder. When a person has two or more seizures, they are considered to have epilepsy. A seizure happens when a brief, strong surge of electrical activity affects part or all of the brain. One in 10 adults will have a seizure sometime during their life. Seizures can last from a few seconds to a few minutes. They can have many symptoms, from convulsions and loss of consciousness to some that are not always recognized as seizures by the person experiencing them or by health care professionals: blank staring, lip smacking, or jerking movements of arms and legs. More than 3 million people in the U.S. have some form of epilepsy. About 200,000 new cases of seizure disorders and epilepsy are diagnosed each year.

My Poetry Written In 2008
Deep down you know She'll never be the one Who sparkled Like water in the sun. The sweet young thing Who left your life; Thoughts of her Still make you cry. But she knows Her love isn't enough, Though you're her star That fell from above. And you don't know That her heart cries, Because everyday She tries and tries and tries. She knows you better Than you know yourself, And she knows what's tucked away In your mind, upon that shelf. She's not good enough; She knows she can't compare; No matter how hard she tries, Her love can't hold you there. But she loves you so; Never wants to let you go; Won't let the tears show, Even though she knows... As in a house of mirrors- One moment pretty, But turn around And the next is ghastly. I trust in love With visions of the future, But dreams get whisked away And I am left unsure. The maze is laid out To tip-toe through; Unsure steps On the path of you. Ridiculing laughter Echoes through the

Random
I was pissed off at messages and convos like this "hey whats up so I have to be straight up with you I think your very sexy and I'd like to get to know you and come do something sexual to you so if you game and down then accept my invite and I will hit cha up and if I don't then get at me but if your not cool with that then don't accept its easy but anyway I hope to be hitting you up soon" DENY "hey u need a job? u can be my secretary for my business here in DC, i need someone who has ur assets to bring to the company." Yeah, assets...right... Me: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you that way.. Person: I don't fucking care, you made me lose my bet. Guy: "I don't know why we didn't work. I want you back." Me: "You cheated on me...." Guy: "But I thought you were over that..." Me: "yeah...I'm over that....sure.." P.S. Good grammar is sexy more coming soon....

Ummmm I Dont Know
I am at a point in my life that i have no idea what is going on...i spend my days at work, my nights at home, and i feel so unsatisfied. i long for companionship...i long for an intimate friendship that is unlike any other i have ever had. i am so emotionally lost lately...like i am missing something and yet it seems i can never find it...maybe one day it will find me. i have met a new person that has inspired me to look beyond the surface and to see people for who they truly are......and as much as i dont want to admit it....most of the people that claim they were my friends, never were...they were only looking out for themselves.... I LO0OOOOOVE BEING FUCKIED OVER!!!!!! thats right, i said it...so fucking what!!!! It seems that no matter what I do, I end up getting fucked over. Maybe I am just too damn naive for my own good. I can't walk away, I have too much invested, but I would really like to fuck you.... I am not much of the relationship type....but I would re

Nice To Know
Nice to know that people are back lying about us again. First we were lyers, but NO ONE could tell us what the hell we lyed about. NOW all of a sudden we are stealers!!! First off, I have NEVER taken anything from anyone WITHOUT asking first!!! I was raised better than that. I may JOKE, on that subject, but I would not accually do it. I mean come on people. Where the hell are you getting this crap? Why would I steal something from a kid, i was WORKING as a babysitter MAKING money, what reason would I have to steal from some kid!!!!!!!!!! It makes no since what-so-ever. I was making $50 a week babysitting for Jess and Billy...... so why would I steal from some kid? I mean think about it, with the 50$ I was getting thats a game for my brothers Xbox360, or a few wal-mart 2 for 10$ movies...... or even something eles that I may want to spend money on, like wrestling gear..... I don't know who is now telling others that I stold something or in fact anything!!! But I am saying this right FZ*

Thoughts From The Corner Of My Mind :)
Ya know when people think of Tupac they usually think of a rapper, a thug, someone from the streets. He was more than that. I feel that what he believed in during his lifetime can be used for many generations to come! Lately I've been thinking too hard about numerous things but I feel when i turn to these poems, they put me at ease. So here are a few that I like hope whoever read this like them too! "Jada" u r the omega of my heart the foundation of my conception of love when i think of what a black woman should be its u that i first think of u will never fully understand how deeply my heart feels 4 u i worry that we'll grow apart and i'll end up losing u u bring me 2 climax without sex and u do it all with regal grace u r my heart in human form a friend i could never replace "In the Depths of Solitude" i exist in the depths of solitude pondering my true goal trying 2 find peace of mind and still preserve my soul constantly yearning 2 be accepted and fro

Join Scooter Bar
Welcome Please join our lounge Click this link and become a member of the famliy http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50053 ABC Studios: NEW SONG!!!! SICKEST DISS ME AND SUICIDALJ HAVE DONE YET!!!!!! JOSHIE32 DISS!!!! http://www.abcfever.com/ PLEASE MASS, PLEASE MASS, PLEASE MASS, PLEASE MASS, PLEASE MASS, PLEASE MASS!!!!!!!

Beach....
Golden brown sands cushion my bottom and feet while I sit here staring at the sky Looking up at the clouds' different shapes watching seagulls and doves fly by Entranced by this genuine beauty bringing my hands together I close my eyes In a state of peace and serenity as the waves release their cries Then a cool breeze creeps up to me flowing through my clothes and hair Rubbing my face ever so gently as you would do a baby with care The embracing cool breeze leaves me as I cast my eyes upon the sea Losing my breath in wonder suffocating from all the beauty In taking my eyes off the sea I get up so I can leave Peace and serenity I sought out Also what I received pink2008 Lying in the sand on the beach, That's where I want to be. All civilization is out of reach, It's just I, myself, and me. The waves crashing into the deep green water Echoes in me, calling for me to come out, But if I touch the water, my dream will shatter, So the water I m

What The Hell!?
I don't get it, let me get this right.... this is an ADULT site, so there are A LOT-T of people on here that don't leave much to the imagination when it comes to photos....right? OK that's what I thought.... However my Primary photo that I had apparently offended someone, and it was of a chick standing in front of Santa...now she was naked HOWEVER you could not see anything, she was technically covered up. OMG!! what the hell! I've seen worse photos that was were used as a primary, there was one guy that had his dick hanging out! and I've seen some with women with their tits and ass hanging all over the place, but what the fuck! it's an ADULT site and they don't get flagged, But I've also had friends on here that have perfectly tasteful pics and because some ass-hat wants to be jealous (male or female makes no difference to me)they go around and flag photos that are perfectly fine! So here's my message to all the "Flaggers and Haters"..... Grow up, cut the umbilical cord, sto

A Little About Me
Your Sex Sign is... You may have had a late start to sex, but that doesn't mean you do it like a newbie. You seem outwardly conservative to some, but you are incredible in bed! You don't sleep around. Or kiss and tell. Capricorn, you seem cool, collected, and complex - but underneath it all you are a sizzling sexpot. You are a complete challenge for anyone. Your aloofness is a dare, and your stunning good looks are a powerful attractor. You consider power to be a total turn on. You are attracted to powerful people and the things they give you. No short-term love affairs for you. You like security, and you don't consider yourself cheap. Capricorns are usually late sexual bloomers. They are positively stunning when they hit their late twenties. It's difficult to know just how old you are. Everyone tries to guess - and everyone gets it wrong. Though your attitudes toward sex are outwardly conservative, you are the most satisfying sex partner anyone's e

The Good Life
What kinds of pics should i add to my photos? Give me some ideas on what types of photos you would like to see... I mean yall rate them and i put them on for you to enjoy... So why shouldnt you have a say in what pics you wanna see???? so message and let me know what pics you want??? My 4th was filled with alchohol, naked women, shaking titties, horney people, and promiscuity!!!!! So i had a great time how was your 4th??? Marriage is a very hard thing to keep togehter! Sometimes love is not enough and you have to depend on your friendship with each other to be enough to make up the difference.I have been with my hubby for longer than most couples could only dream about! he is the love of my life and i was lucky enough to have met him in highschool! We are comin up on our 15 anniversary and our 7 yr marriage anniversary!

Fairness
Why does it seem like everyone that is an Oracle or Prophet ALWAYS seems to have auto-11 blings on? Do they get them for free when we have to pay out or asses to buy bling packs for one? I think that is hardly fair. Oh fine you could say, but they have put in their time to get to that level. I personally really don't care. I just noticed that the people in my friends list that always seem to have an auto-11 bling activated all full under those 2 levels. Oh well. Whatever. LOL

Leaving Fubar
I will be leaving Fubar after tomorrow. If you wish to contact me use my gyaeger123@yahoo.com account. My reasons for leaving are personal and not because of anything you have done. I will miss many of you who have been good friends. To all of you a Merry Christmas and a blessed new year. Blessings, George

Important News
> S C A M M E R !!!! This LOVELY LADY is scamming people selling auto 11's becareful Because she get your fubucks and you dont get no AUTO 11'S.... WATCH OUT MY FRIEND DONT LET ANYONE MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL selling 3 auto 11's@ fubar HERES THE CONVO SHE HAD WITH SCOOTER..... ALL THAT HAPPENED AN HOUR AGO AND EVEN A PERSON IN HER TOP FAMILY SAID SHE WOULD RIP ME OFF AFTER I SENT HER THE FU-BUCKS THIS IS NOT A BULLY BASHING ANYONE IT IS A BULLY WARRNING EVERYONE OF THIS PERSON AND NOT TO TRUST HER HERE IS A LINK TO A DIALOGUE I HAD WITH HER!! SHE ADMITTED TO IT... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888324&albumid=691694&i=627506490

Christmas For Me
as children bring their broken toys with tears for us to mend i brought u my broken dreams to god because he was my friend. But instead of leaving him in peaace to work alone i hung around and tired to help with ways that were my oww. At last I snatched them back and cried bow can you be so slow my child he said what could i do? you never let them go comment and tell me what u think of it every holiday it hits me the hardest i miss my grandmohter she die 06-17-06 and she was like a mohter best friend and a person i could lean on and now she is gone i miss her so much i cry my self to sleep and wish she was still here i miss her so much and when christmas hits i just wanted the day to end because of the fact that was out holiday we did everything i just feel like why do i have to celebrate cuz the person i want here is not here with me no more and it kills me every day and u would think after 2years i would b over it i am not i think about her everyday and ce

The Good Die Young
No matter whenever. No matter wherever. We're meeting again be it heaven or hell, an alien ship, purgatory or somewhere outside of this world full of shit where we dwell. I cannot believe that I never will see you and hope it's a lie. We'll find out when I die. You went before me but I followed behind you. Don't know if I'll find you but I promise to try

This I Promise You
This I Promise You When the visions around you, Bring tears to your eyes And all that surround you, Are secrets and lies Ill be your strength, Ill give you hope, Keeping your faith when its gone The one you should call, Was standing here all along.. And I will take You in my arms And hold you right where you belong Till the day my life is through This I promise you This I promise you Ive loved you forever, In lifetimes before And I promise you never... Will you hurt anymore I give you my word I give you my heart (give you my heart) This is a battle weve won And with this vow, Forever has now begun... Just close your eyes (close your eyes) Each loving day (each loving day) I know this feeling wont go away (no..) Till the day my life is through This I promise you.. This I promise you.. Over and over I fall (over and over I fall) When I hear you call Without you in my life baby I just wouldnt be living at all... And I will take (I will take yo

Passion
She had never been with a man that took his time with her like this. She feel back against him and felt his erect cock between her legs. She regained her balance and reached down to press it up to her pussy. He caressed her breast and pulled her closer as she worked his cock around wanting to feel him inside her. "Not yet", he whispered to her as one hand moved down to meet hers. A fire of Passion was ablaze inside both of them as she leaned forward to turn off the water. He wanted to enter her then but knew that time would come soon enough. She eased back onto him as she bent down and just the tip entered. Both of them grabbed for the walls as passion went ablaze. He pulled back and handed her a towel. This was going to be a night for both and one that neither would ever forget. She took the towel and wrapped it around her. Stepping out of the shower, she handed him another. She turned and started to dry him off. Starting at his feet and working her way up

For All The Diva Hatters Out There
If you're going to be a b!t%h Which, by god, I know you are You should be one to my face Because I know how far you'd go To twist the way the world sees you Really it's pathetic Because you said it, doesn't make it true Sometimes what you need is a friend Not someone you can gossip with or hang out Someone you can actually trust You can talk to them about your problems But trust isn't in your vocabulary Or even in the same dictionary You never really liked me did you? Always left me feeling like the out cast And now you're in total shock Why the poem's coming out so fast But you don't even see why I'm so sick of you I'm sorry, I deserve better Then friends that treat people like you

A Night With Me
I’ve been burning the candle at both ends for over a month now. Between being very understaffed at work and being the only one in my house that’s not infected with some sort of bug (now who’s laughing at me being a germaphobe?). This is the first weekend in five weeks that I’ve had off and I needed to blow off some steam. Late Thursday night, right before I went to bed, I sent Fonty C a text message telling him how I’d been busting it and that we needed to go out Friday night and have a drink. Upon falling asleep I had one of the craziest dreams that I’ve ever had. I woke from the dream shortly after 1 am and realized what it all meant. The dream was a warning of the shenanigans that would ensue if I went out with Fonty Friday night. Not being one to really buy into the whole "dream the future" type of stuff I blew it off and went back to sleep. Friday rolls around and it’s been nice out for two days now. I was considering putting the battery back into my car so I could drive it

My Writing
Blow Job Revenge A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice. " So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up t

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Very Sexy
It had been a frustrating day, projects not on time, people not where they were supposed to be. Now to top it all off, we had a business dinner to go to. I called my little one and let her know to be ready to leave as soon as I got home. Since we would be out with "straights" she was allowed to wear a "proper" dress, panties, but no bra, and her black satin choker instead of her usual collar. When I arrived home, she, as she is supposed to, was waiting at the door for me, ready to go to the damn dinner. She was wearing a black mini dress that was properly tight, showing off her fine figure. The neckline was a "scoop" type almost reaching her nipples. Her makeup was perfect, highlighting her features without being apparent. I motioned for her to spin around so I could check her all around. Her long hair was pulled back and held by a sliver clip I had given to her, falling to the middle of her back. The dress was tight enough that I could see the outline of the panties under it. "V

Broken Heart
You’re the reason why I cry The way I'm feeling It's quite hard to describe I feel so alone and lost In this unbearable life Too many twisted emotions My stomach all tied in knots Wish there was something I could do To completely erase all these thoughts How long must I feel this pain I've cryed so many tears I can't stand looking in your eyes Only to see all of my fears How can you believe the smile on my face When you can clearly see the pain in my eyes Take a step back and look deeper You're the reason why I cry When I'm alone, and no one can see, Tears form behind my eyes, Every time you glance at me, A part inside of me dies Knowing it can never happen, Knowing it can't be true, Shatters my heart and my world, All I want is to be with you If I could just hold you, Just to know you're there, I would treasure that moment forever, Just to prove how much I care But I'm left with only a dream, Left to wander - I've

Being Single And A Parent..
So i have never blogged before..so if i do it wrong let me know. But the reason for the blog is that i dont have anyone to talk to regarding my frustrations. I am a single mom of three girls. I am recently divroced and having to share custody. I am so tired of when they go to his house for the weekend they come back with such attitude and disrespect. Granted they are young but it still is so hard to deal with when they come back. and then it takes me almost the whole week to go back into our routine and then it is time for them to go back.

Does Happiness Exist
I was told tonight while I was at work that I need to stop being so nice, and to relax because im always so stressed out. Well the thing is that I can't help it really I like being nice. That's just who I am, and I dont think that it is a bad thing at all. I also don't think that im always stressed out I happen to be a very relaxed person. I just happen to be very active in life and I like to work. Now tell me if thats a bad thing or not. I would seriously like to know if its a bad thing to be nice. Or that it is a bad thing to love to work. Or be very active in life and what you do in life. I would just like to hear someone else's oppinion besides the people that I work with and don't really know that well.

All About Me
So one year ago one of the worst days of my life happened. I lost 5 of my friends. They died hero's and anyone that says anything bad about our soldiers better run cause i will beat your asses. They gave their lives protecting the civilians of Iraq who show everyday how much they appriacaite our soldiers being there. No not every Iraqi wants us there, but more do and they are the ones we defend each day. My friends were killed and I refuse to believe it was in vain. As my other friends went to help them and stayed with their bodies until help could come I almost lost more. Losing them was horrible but the part that was so much harder was being their with their wives, kids, parents, and siblings. Having to keep strong for them and having to stand there with our rear-d captian when he informed the rest of the wives in the company, having to go through the pictures of each of those men to put memorial books together for their families, and having to great and support everyone at the ser

In My First Auction!
HELLO ALL: I AM IN MY VERY FIRST AUCTION! WASN'T SURE I SHOULD DO IT BUT I AM ACTUALLY GETTING BID ON! I AM VERY EXCITED! HERE'S THE LINK: AND PLEASE LEAVE LOVE TO VAMP & GANG THEY ALL ROCK! Vamp Morticia's Victims GROUP PAGE!@ fubar I APPRECIATE ALL THE BIDS & ALL OF MY FRIENDS & FANS! THANK U VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME! AND A VERY SPECIAL THANK U TO INKMAN876 FOR HELPING ME WITH THE WHOLE LINK THING! THANKS SO MUCH! MUCH LUV, APRIL

New Lounge
To everyone on my list and are members of Chubby Chasers Hang Out...we have a sister lounge and it is called SSBBW'S and men that love uhttp://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=65160...come and fun with alot of sexy bbw...we love to lick and give out alot of BJ's..so cum and have fun

The World
Somedays I wish the world could go fuck itself. The End http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2185213968 So I am bored on the Fu and decided I would tru something new at least once. I've whored myself in an auction. Yes this is a shameless plug for bids. Thanks for listening , Patchy

About The 82nd Airborne
The 82nd Airborne Division of the United States Army is an elite airborne infantry division and was constituted in the National Army as the 82nd Division on March 5, 1917. It was organized on March 25, 1917 at Camp Gordon, Georgia. Since members of the division came from all 48 states, the unit was given the nickname "All-American." This is the basis for its famed "AA" shoulder patch. Famous soldiers of the division include Sergeant Alvin C. York, General James M. Gavin, and former Chief Dave Bald Eagle (Sitting Bull grandson). Operation Enduring Freedom: Afghanistan After the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, the 82nd's 49th Public Affairs Detachment deployed to Afghanistan in October 2001 along with several individual 82nd soldiers who deployed to the Central Command Area of Responsibility to support combat operations. In June 2002, elements of the Division Headquarters and 3rd Brigade deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. In Januar

Kaitlyn
Katy update! Thanks friends for praying for my little neice. Brain surgery went really well and she is doing excellent-coming home tomorrow. They also did the leg surgery right after so hopefully she will walk someday. Again thanks for your thoughts and prayers --shes a trooper fighting the odds. My little hero.

Value Of A Drink
The Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ "Wh

Truth
For everyone who reads this and those who read this and havent been through heart ake let me tell you something that took me a while to figure out and hopefully it might help you out. As everyone already knows that when you love someone and you break up it is a hard thing to go through. But one thing every one forgets is that when you trully love someone you'll do n e thing in your power to be with them. But sometimes all they want to do is lead you on and treat you like they want to be with you but in all honesty all they are doing is keeping you on the side in case they dont find someone elts. But the people who do this only care and respect themselves. So basiclly what im triing to get acrossed is that ladies if you want a guy who isn't going to respect you then that is 100% your buisness but i bet if you were to stop and open your eyes you will see a guy that dose respect you and wants to be with you standing right there.So do your selves a favor and keep this in mind . I wish e

215 Queen.
K so, my friends in st.johns live in a house somewhat like mine and they started a house blog. Well this idea just tickles my fancy as my house is never boring or weedless. And every friday we have a theme party were all the same people attend. This house and this group of people are one of a kind. Andi just want to try and capture that in something, plus what we get into is fucking hilarious So starting out today, A bad boring day to start, as its monday and it consisted of me and bobo hitting the bong in the living room. Our puppy jar was kidnapped over the weekend by the dog catcher and we got him back today. Our crazy friend got taken back to the hospital( for being crazy..actually) long story taht you will hopefully fully understand soon enough. And still no words from our friends gone across the water looking to pick up a nice few pounds. And later on this evening me and david watched the jungle book, and now Im fubar'n it up while i wait for bobo to get a bedtymebuzzawn and

Music
HELLO EVERYBODY! I hope you take some time to look over my playlist, and I really hope that you find something that you like. As you can see, I like a variety of music. Some new, lots of the older stuff. Some fun (corny) or peppy and some slow or mushy...yes, I'm a sucker for mushy love songs(guys, I know you're wretching and gagging, but deep down, you like it too...your secret's safe with me). Rock, pop, country, and ballads...but not into rap (causes head-aches) or opera(causes ear-aches)or heavy metal (causes stress)!!! I do admit that even though headbangers just sound like awful racket most of the time, a lot of those guys can really sing and have some great stuff(like monster ballads). I KNOW...I KNOW...I TALK TOO MUCH! I'LL SHUT UP AND LET YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC. ENJOY!!!

Level Up!
UPDATE # 2!!! Ok, she's on Auto's and has only 63k to Disciple! Drop some love on her page! Synful Sinsations *FuWifey to SexiSam! ~Protected by Kanwulf Pirate Lord@ fubar Go check out my girl Synful! She's got Auto's for the very first time! Synful Sinsations *FuWifey to SexiSam! ~Protected by Kanwulf Pirate Lord@ fubar

Best Baseball Dream Team
1B- Albert Pujols 2B- Dustin Pedroia SS- Hanley Ramirez 3B- Alex Rodriguez LF- Manny Ramirez CF- Josh Hamilton RF- Vladimir Guererro C- Ivan Rodriguez SP- Tim Lincecum SP- C.C Sabathia SP- Johan Santana SP- Jake Peavy SP- Carlos Zambrano RP- Carlos Marmol CL- Jonathan Papelbon DH- David Ortiz Bench- Lance Berkman Bench- Chase Utley Bench- Jimmy Rollins Bench- Evan Longoria Bench- Ryan Bruan Bench- Carlos Beltran Bench- Ken Griffey Jr Bench- Victor Martinez

Friend Adds
This subject has probably come up before but i missed it. I'm not the type to just add people for points. I enjoy meeting new peeps online to chat. So any of my friends that read this or anyone else n FU land if you don't talk then delete me from friends or just don't add me and take up space.