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Alex's Squishy Thought Holder
Lately, I've been eating what appears to me to be too many vegetables. I haven't decided what qualifies as too many veggies, but I usually eat a huge bowl of mixed veggies with lunch and another with dinner, and throughout the day I snack on baby carrots. I'm going to turn into a rabbit. I cut my finger on a can of vegetables yesterday, and it hurt. Afterwards, somebody offered to be a nurse for me. That was hot. I've got a show this coming Saturday that I have to play with a cut left index finger, which as a guitarist is not really a great thing. I'm feeling pretty sexy right now... ...except for the bandage on my left pointer finger. Rock and roll. So I'm awake. That's wonderful. It's just past two in the morning and I have a German test in seven hours. If I weren't already somewhat proficient in the language, I'd be genuinely upset, but it's okay. I am wondering why I'm awake. I've got a few theories. 1. I've got too much energy. 2. I'm too horny to sleep. 3.
Hope everyone has a Happy Easter and a safe weekend.
Hey Everyone!!
First let me say Happy Easter! I hope everyone had a great time this past weekend. I was down in CA and went to Medival times. Last time I've been there was when I was 11 years old. I wanted to say hello to all and when you get a chance you should stop by and check out my website..Tell me what you think of it... I been checking messaages and comments here on fubar at least every other day. Thank you for all sweet, kind comments. I love them. Take care because I care, XoXoXo Lori G
No Clue
No Clue Most men have no clue when it comes to women...We're not that complicated...Don't worry...this is not going to be one of those male bashing blogs that you men dread and that most women will agree with...It's actually going to give you men a little insight as to how simple we women really are.... I've only met a couple of men in my life that really understand a way to a womans's not through your are nice...and much appreciated... :) I say it all the time..."You can catch more flies with honey"...Now break that down...Be a curtious...respectful and by all means...stop with the "Oh the things I could do to you crap right off the bat....Be patient...Your penis isn't going anywhere... I was chatting with a friend last night while at work...I don't work with him...However we dated wayyyyyyyyyy back in the day...And have still remained friends....As always...and I think for the most part it's just become sort of
Wonder Whats Next....
Find me here..... Its better than facebook. SOOO much better   My Yearbook   I really hope to see some of you there... Well now... It seems that some of us are now considered right wing extremists AND disgruntled veterans. All I can say is I was disgruntled before... NOW I'm pissed.   This can be found here     You Might Be a "Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist" If…by Michelle Malkin What and who exactly are President Obama's homeland security officials afraid of these days? If you are a member of an active conservative group that opposes abortion, favors strict immigrationenforcement, lobbies to protect Second Amendment rights, protests big government, advocates federalism or represents veterans who believe in any of the above, the answer is: You. Department of Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano has turned her attention away from acts of Islamic jihad on American soil (which she now refers to as "man-caused disasters"). Instead, her department issounding the alarm
Boredom Sets In
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips: Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Good Or Evil Auction
You can now own your very own Luv Fairy..and who doesnt need one of those hmmm? So stop by Heartistic Soul's good or evil auction and bid on me right now. Come show me lots of love and support and i will sprinkle some of my fairy dust your way. I cant post the just search for heartistic Soul....or check out the about me section of my profile...   If you dont feel like bidding, then stop by her page and rate and/or comment me... mwah!      
Random General's
I BELIEVE...    Current mood:  contentI believe there is sweetness where theres nothing but sour bitternessI believe happiness is best achieved through unconsciousnessI believe in counting minutes backwards  towards the hour because time is not foreverI believe sexy is a naked man standing erect in a heated shower not noticing my stare I believe love to be a bandit who robbed my 3rd eye blindI believe ignorant bliss is closing your eyes and taking a piss while sitting in the midst of your own aromatic shit, and enjoying itI believe a fist can be a loving relationship between your lips and my fingertips, or sometimes your anusI believe true love is when sweat drips from my chest down to the nest where I lay my eggs that rest with all intents of one day being blessed with the process of procreation...I believe sex to be a mutual dance of two dead souls reuniting in the flesh where they awaken refreshed from death to find happiness... sacred bliss, synergistic nothingness captures my insi
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It's Me!
Ok, so I didn't wake up by my alarm clock this morning.  Instead I was woken up by a chirping bird.  Is this a sign that this is going to be a wonderful day and weekend?  I'd like to think so.  The only other person that I can think of who gets woken up by chirping birds is Cinderfreakinrella.  We know her situation and how it worked out for her.  So, that's what's on my mind right now...
Mvp In All Star Game.
The days passed for Leah in a strange dreamlike fashion. She tried to keep her hatred for Master burning, but as day passed into day, she became more desperate for the time when he would come to the room. The hours alone passed slowly even with the assignments he gave her. She hated how eagerly her body responded to his touch, to his voice, even to the sound of the key turning in the lock. Even now she could feel the moisture between her legs as she waited for him to bring in dinner.To her surprise, Master entered with a couple of boxes instead of a dinner tray. He took his seat and smiled at her, "You have been so good, Little Rabbit, that I have a treat for you."Leah sat perfectly still, she didn't want to ruin any chance at a treat. The treat must have something to do with the boxes.Carlton smiled warmly at his slave girl. She had come so far in just a month. Her responses to training were beautiful. Tonight would be a good test of her training. "I am taking you downstairs for dinne
Circle Visions
                                                                     Circle Visions   A vision… what is a vision? Is it dream.. or wide awake sitting in a chair seeing life in pass and future passing by your eyes…. ahhh ….or is it just a fantasy? Wishing you had a vision of love, sex, and rock and roll…lol.                                             Ah, tis true... visions may be many things... the true delight of soul... the secret yearnings of your heart... or the playful thrills of your flesh. And some may come to pass, while others are yet to be.... but all are an important part of life... and most come to me better with music playing... so bring on the rock and roll...... or Bolton... or G4... each brings a different type of vision...mmmmmm.
It's Time For Change
Well, I think it's time for me to make some adjustmensts to myself.  I admit that I've been a real softy and let people take advantage of me for way too long, so consider myself an underdog.  People told me to stay the way I am, but they way I am didn't get me anywhere but being ran over.  I'm not gonna be an asshole, but I gonna have to stand up for myself and hold my ground.  I'm still gonna stay true to myself.  I just gotta stop taking crap from everyone, and start standing up to myself. I'm not doing this for anybody, I'm doing this for myself.  I gotta have better respect for myself.  I mean, come on, I don't have the greatest social skills or charisma or being the smoothest person in the world, but I'm real and respectful to everybody.  Maybe I'm too inexperience or soft.  Maybe I'm too desperate or way too demanding for attention.  Maybe I just don't fit in or too nice to people.  Maybe I am an outcast or a misfit.  I don't know.  I just need to find myself and figure out who
My Star!
  I had moved out to Arizona from being born and raised in West Virginia.  Married and divorced by the age of 22 years old.   I didn't get full custody of my son, Kaleb.  I came to Arizona, only to visit with my mother, to relieve stress an get out of a small town only to realize later that i was hurting someone back home.  I was having so much fun not being tied down with the responsibility of a 5 year old son and stress of a husbands trust, when all along i was just making my life choices even harder for me.  I know time flys when your having fun, but i should've been thinking of my family instead of friends and freedom.  One night my son called me, he had asked me "mommy when are you coming back home"? I told him that i was moving out here and that anytime he wanted to see mommy all he had to do was give me a call and that together we could go outside and pick out a star in the sky. I then said after he found his star to place his finger over it and that when he did he could feel mo
Friends List
If you are on my friends list I expect to hear from you... if i do not hear from you you will be removed from my friends list. I am interested in real people. I am not here for point whoring!
The Bunny Ranch Lounge
In Memory Of My Brother
My Great  Great Grandfather entered this country at the beginning of the first world war. He Left Germany and Married a Cherokee woman. In arkansas ,and then moved into Texas.He raised a great family. Those Children of his did the same in thier turn. My great grandfather Joseph lived in a time of peace until The second world war. He sent three of his sons to duty when the call was sounded. My Grandfather survived so that his father had one son return home to carry on his name after that. He in 45 he went to work for the high way department. he had three daughters. One died in a car wreck the other two married ,and watched thier men answer the call once agian! Uncle Melvin ,and my Dad came back from Vietnam. They had been Changed from thier experience. Uncle Melvin had horrrible nightmares, that later gave way to violence in sleep.He spent alot of time in The V.A. Hospital He has to this day never spoken of his experiences in Vietnam. what must he have seen to have made him become wh
well i guess its interesting in life. i sit everyday in pain. Yea i go out do things try to keep my mind off it but in the end...its always in my head. Ive come to the realization that i hate who and what i was in life. I caused a lot of people pain...including someoen really important. I look back and wonder why...why did i live like that. Its because i was scared...scared of life itself...i wish i could go back and change things but i cant and i know this. but i cant even make em better either. I hate the feeling i feel everyday. I hate the pain i feel eveery day. I live life opposite of what everyone believes and thinks you should. society says you have to act and talk a certain way...but why...cause its normal for some people...normal is only what a person believes is normal. I sit andwatch the world go by and shake my head. I see so many people doing things and never understanding what they have. I was one ofthem. I took for granted the thigns i did have and wish i never did. Now
Friends Needing Help
I HAVE A NEW OWNER   Come meet him and show him some love he deserves it.You know how it goes rate,fan,add,bling him. Not only has he been a great owner but he always kept my spirits up over the last week when ive been sick.
Acouple of days ago i had someone leave a comment in my shout box about my status line of "God was my copilot but we crashed".  It said if god was my copilot than i was in the wrong seat.  This really pissed me off becouse this person does not know who i am, never asked what i meant by it or anything of the sort, if you don't understand something i write than ask me to explane it!  I am not afraid to explane anything or defend anything that i say.  So now that i got that out of the way my thought on the status line is this, God is my copilot he guides me(or pushes me  most of the time) and when i crash he is there to pick me up and ask me "Now what did you learn from this one?" If God was the pilot we would never crash, never fall down and scrape your knee, and never have to learn how to get back up and walk down the road. I think if God is your pilot you would never have to learn anything and therefor never grow mentaly and spiritually becouse you wouldn't have to do anything becouse
i just wanted to let everyone know that the man behind the name 'twistedobssessions' is a low life woman user. he picks women with young kids, uses their money for his benifit, and is too violent with small children. i know because i was used and my son was abused. hopefully if u r reading this you will understand that he is a danger to you and your family. he spent 11yrs of his life behind bars for molestation of a 13yr old girl. look it up on the net and youll see. and if you, joe, are reading this, i am not scared of you. my GOD is stronger than anything you throw my way, so just leave me alone before Karma catches up with YOU> dawnmarie
Completed, Depleted
After the years we spent together I guess it's a little hard not to change. I've been taking all my medicine, been sleeping in the rain. I know you don't cry as much as you used to but you don't laugh quite the same. I'm left wandering these streets asking the pavement if I love too much. Without your breath in the morning I've been left so out of touch. So I put half my money on the lottery and the other half in the shares. If you knew all I had done, would you be likely to care? My hall is lined with your photos and a distant memory. Now I play with subtitles on the television trying to learn how to see.Some days I get so sick I can barely leave my bed. The doctor couldn't see anything wrong so I guess it's all in my head. There are these clouds passing by my window and they remind me of your skin and hair; wild, light with your favourite shampoo and always, always fair. I'm sorry I missed your birthday, I was too busy waiting by the phone, hoping maybe you'd be mad enough to dial my
Darkest Desires
Auction-you Wanna Own Me
Perfect Cake Lol
what do u think is the perfect cake lol i say peanut butter cake mmmm sorry about this one but after readin the mumm i got to wounderin lol
Poem #1
If people say that they like you for who you are, then why don't they keep their words and accept you instead of turning their backs on you? If people say that they'll call you later, why won't they keep their words and call you back? If you you show someone love and give attention, why won't they show love back instead of blowng you off? Why do we ignore the people that care about us and care about the people that ignore us? Why do women go for the guys who treats them like crap instead of the nice guys that treat them right? Why do people always want to be fake with you instead of being a true friend? Why do people wanna judge and label you before even gettting to know the person first? Why do people wanna ignore the people who show them respect and pay attention to the people who won't show you anything at all? If they said that they care about you, why won't they always show it? If they say that they love you and never leave your side, do they really mean what they said?
My Sign
GENERAL CHARACTERISTICS: Pisces is the most considerate and compassionate sign out of all the signs of the zodiac. In keeping with those qualities, the Pisces woman is the one who is most willing and able to listen to other people’s problems and, who will offer endless support and comfort. The Pisces woman’s emotional openness can also become her greatest challenge since the fish swims within the oceans and seas being areas of wide expanses and limitless depths. The Pisces girl can swim about in an endless sea of emotions with no shore in sight and, as result, can end up absorbing so much emotional energy from her environment that she can become drained of vitality, causing her to withdraw into herself in the manner of a self-imposed exile of solitude. This is the most mystical of the signs and the Pisces girl is aware that there is an invisible world; as result she can often feel overly burdened by the restrictions and responsibilities of the practical realities of the
yea i dont believe in life but deaths not a game id like to play...hmm the thought seems kind of interesting but heck what good is that to me.ill be in a pine box with my answered questions but no solution when all i really want is to find a tiny resolution but its okay but i dont even care im comfortable here with my corpse and my fear and ill lay here quietly much like i did when i was alive the only difference i am that scary thing called alive and that pine box is my life and im just sitting around lookingtrying to figure out why im still looking for that piece of substance to keep me afloat so i sang and i praise while you set there and gloat because your doing fine with yourperfect little life unbeknowest to you i paid a small price my agony and pain will be avenged upon you in a nice little word i call strife nicely gift wrapped and sent with love to you. the witness is funny yes your honor it is why/ well because who said the witness was real that he knows waht he is saying tha
Painting Hollywood
I am a professional painter in Upstate Ny, I have just finished painting the house of Stephen Lang. He is a Hollywood actor. He has a movie coming out w/ Johnny Depp in July. It's called Public Enemies.He is also in a new movie called Avatar. Look him up. His family just moved to Kinderhook, NY. How cool is that. I also painted the house of Dr. Shaw who operated on Christopher Reeves after his accident.
Just Letting Off Steam
                          Just a Rant about relationships and life.    There has been many times that I have wondered about finding just that right person to have the perfect relationship with. Many people think that having a relationship with someone means sharing everything with one another, or not sharing a damn thing with each other. I seriously doubt that has anything to do with it. I have been through many relationships in my time. Granted, I'm only 28 years old, but I think that I have the perfect idea for having a perfect relationship with that special someone. Heart break comes at a price, but it also has it's reward. Yes, the heart is broken for a time, but the momeries that are had are either good or bad, depending on how you look at them. The relationship I had gotten out of was like a 20 marriage ending violently with divorce with one side winning over the other person. The person I fell in love with was taken advantage of from me. I was also taken advantage of from her. S
If you're tagged, you're tagged. If you're reading it, you're also tagged. Go. 1.You can ONLY answer Yes or No. 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks. -- and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming because nothing is exactly as it seems. Now, here's what you're supposed to do. . . Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you'd like to...make sure and tag the person who sent it to you as well ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- ------- Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no Been arrested? --- No Kissed someone you didn't like? --- no Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? --- no Held a snake? --- Yes Ran a red light? --- Yes Been suspended from school? --- yes Experienced love at first sight? --- yes Totaled your car in an accident? --- No Been fired from a job? --- no Fired
A lifetime filled with cheating hearts,all echo from my past. The "promise ture's" and "I love you'd, each one was meant to last. So fine was the line of sharing build with honesty and trust. Each vow now left inside my head, to slowly gather dust. I struggle to tomorrow, searching hope yet walking blind. While broken dreams and silent screams play re-runs in my mind. I try to shake each past mistake, and meet what lies ahead. While hearing cold reminders of these promises once said. It's hard to feel whats wrong from real, when shadows dim the light. I close my eyes and dream a dream of heaven every night. It's all i know, this history, i hold a guiding hand? These scars they show, a lesson that i yet dont understand. Another day awaits me, in this life i call my own. A cruel delay frustrates me, as i face this world alone. Let words said and tears long shed, rest peaceful in this heart. I know the pain of love in vain, will always play its part. With open arms i welcome such new drea
Dan Huff - Im A Believer
Moral Objection To War And The Military
Taken from We live in a militaristic society, where those who “serve” our country are lauded as “heroes” and “defenders of freedom,” when in reality, I fear that they're not only doing harm to freedom by obeying an oppressive and morally bereft system of beliefs, but they're buying into their own hype. That's dangerous. It’s dangerous because these people who join the military in order to “protect” freedom have placed on themselves something akin to a holy decree, much like the crusaders did in the 16th century. They believe that what they are doing is morally right, regardless of the consequences. They believe that what they’re being ordered to is the right thing to do for the country and for our freedom. I'm so tired of hearing about how soldiers who fight wars in modern times are fighting for my freedoms. Bullshit. My freedoms are not in danger from afar, they're more in danger from the p
Right Or Wrong
Reality by Margaret Reality is that slap in the face When you think you have the world by the tail And life seems to be moving at your own pace When you feel like there is no way you can fail. Reality is there to open your eyes When you find you were walking with them closed And it shows you a sight that can surely make you cry Because with reality, it shows you what you already know. Reality breaks a person's heart and soul And destroys dreams and hopes that a person feels The truth and only truth is reality's only goal And it doesn't care whose world that it might kill. Reality keeps me in a state of mind That I know it has complete control But sometimes my dreams overtake reality I find And love lives for a while in my heart and soul. Reality is not fair. Reality does not care. "The world is a cold, nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there if you let it. If you know what you're worth, then go get what you're worth. It's not about hard y
Forma Tranquil // Tranquil Form
… forma tranquilo.. dadme el silencio.. el agua, la esperanza.. dadme la lucha.. el hierro los volacanes.. acudid a mis venas y a mi boca.. hablad por mi palabras y mi sangre.. yo presigo una forma que no encuentra mi estilo, forma tranquilo..  …tranquil form.. give me silence.. water, hope.. give me struggle.. iron, volcanoes.. come into my veins and into my mouth.. speak through my words and my blood, tranquil form… .. . . .. …no quiere mas la silaba tardia, lo que trae y retrae el arrecife de mis recuerdos, la irritada espuma..  No quiere mas sino escribir tu nombre… Y Aunque lo calle mi sombrio amor mas tarde lo dira la primavera… .. .   . .. …the world, it nolonger wants the slow-spoken syllable.. what the reef brings, brings back, from my memories, the churned foam..
I met this girl one night onlineOne day i wish i can say she's mineBut i know in my mind i'm not her typeAnd i know in my heart that i am rightHer beauty and her charm sends chills down my spine.I wish we woke up next to each other all the timeShe's smart, sexy, gorgeous, and coolMe thinking i'll ever have her makes me feel like a fool.So i guess for now she'll be my  Dream GirlCause why would she pick me when she can have any guy in the world............ A poem done by (Joe Blake) Today is the day i begin my new lifeI spent so many years searching for a wifeI looked high and low near and farBut she won't appear tell me where you areI'm a nice guy who feels he deserves the bestSo till i find my one love i will not restPeople tell me that i should sit and waitBut most of the time i think i'm too lateWhat if my true love passed me byeWhen i was in and out of relationships that made me hurt and cryAll i want is a girl to like me for meAnd than finally and live happy as can be Anoth
This Song Involves How I Feel Right Now
This is the song that I can relate to right now.  I'm in a pissed off mood. Michael Jackson-They Don't Care About Us Skin head, dead headEverybody gone badSituation, aggravationEverybody allegationIn the suite, on the newsEverybody dog foodBang bang, shot deadEverybody's gone madAll I wanna say is thatThey don't really care about usAll I wanna say is thatThey don't really care about usBeat me, hate meYou can never break meWill me, thrill meYou can never kill meJew me, sue meEverybody do meKick me, kike meDon't you black or white meAll I wanna say is thatThey don't really care about usAll I wanna say is thatThey don't really care about usTell me what has become of my lifeI have a wife and two children who love meI am the victim of police brutality, nowI'm tired of bein' the victim of hateYou're rapin' me of my prideOh, for God's sakeI look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...Set me freeSkin head, dead headEverybody gone badtrepidation, speculationEverybody allegationIn the suite, on t
Through The Fire And Unto The World
Greetings to the few who will actually read this for what it is worth.        Day started norammly, was awake until about seven, went to lay down, slept until eleven. Woke up, went to work, left after about ten hours, work was slow. But to the eventful part, my phone was almost constantly ringing off the hook. Mostly people wanting to go drinking, can't too tired, and need to save cash. Moving on, actually got to talk to my buddy Dayne, hadn't spoke to him for about 3 monthes. We chilled, talkin' 'bout life, women, past romances, being burned, (Almost literally for me.) and whatthe future may hold. As well as a side track for physics, space, anit-matter, well you get the point. Finally he began to open up to his girlfriend, finally. I understand his rouble, but he really needs to open up more.     All right, I'm getting agitated but you, thwe reader, don't undersand why.    I was born September 11th 1985, worst birthday ever, I know. Nut seven and a half weeks later, oln Halloween
Once you have opened this bulletin, there's no turning back! Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions;Read your sign, then repost this in a newbulletin with your zodiac sign and label;If u don't repost this, u will have bad luck for as long as it says in your description :)-S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The badassCan be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY Sexy,passionate, Intelligent,knows how to have a great time, Energetic,one of a kind, Predict future, Most erotic, the BEST and BIGGEST Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, knows how get what they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going,knows how to have fun,knows how to make people laugh,FEISTY, Loves being in long relationships,frisky, unique,complicated,simple,not very hard to please,appreciates the little things in life, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring &
Stupidity Runs Wild
Apparently I'm not in the best of moods today. This weekend had it's good points. Friday evening I'm sitting in the living room after getting home from Wal-mart with Cheryl and Shelby. Which by the way, had an awesome time. I'm sitting in the living room after doing homework and the kids are playing on the playstation. Travis had went to bed and then about 15 mins later or so he comes back down the stairs. As I look up he has this shit eating grin on his face and says something about thinking that they pants he has on are not his. I look at him and he has MY yoga pants on. OMG.. I swear this man needs to come out of MY closet already. Has he lost all shred of dignity that a man can have. I mean come on, you know damn good and well when you have womens clothes on.Then today I'm relaxing and he starts cleaning. Mind you in the almost 8 years we have been together he does not clean on his own freewill. So I go up stairs and I notice he is doing laundry. I'm like "what are you doing?" he s
He tried to take my dog away today.... How come i always give, give, give to others but I never get in return? Anything.... Am I really that easy to walk all over?
Food For Thought!!
1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.12 War does not determine who i
Amp/dew Girls
I am trying to find 10 hot girls to become amp/dew girls! anyone interested just let me know! all I need is a sexy sfw pic of u with either a dew or amp or both if u want!
We Are Equal
Looking For Stripper's And Dancers
40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs.When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts
New Military Medical Care?!
END OF LIFE CARE" GUIDE IS BOOKLET FOR OUR WOUNDED VETERANS...LIKE SENIORS THEY ARE NO LONGER WANTED NOR NEEDED IN OBAMALAND> > > > > > August 23, 2009> > > > It just keeps on getting more $hitty under the Obama "leadership" as wounded Veterans are to be included in End Of Life Care options like seniors are.This should really make anyone that feels like they want to fight for this country stop and reconsider.If you come home missing arms or legs or have brain trauma that makes you unable to work and pay taxes to the ingrates in this government then you like the seniors that have reached the point they can no longer work and pay taxes are a burden that needs to decide if your life is worth living any longer and if you would be better off dead.Tammy Duckworth who is an assistant secretary to Veterans Affairs says"This booklet or guide is simply a tool and that its ultimately about healthcare for veterans." Every veteran thats came back from useless wars like20Iraq and Afghanistan or any
Souls Denied
Please show as much love to these members as possible they deserve it thanks!     Kally aka "Queen of Hearts"@ fubar Ernest aka "King of Hearts" ♥ R/L Husband of Kally aka "Queen of Hearts"@ fubar Sm00tchie Co-Owner @ SINS OF EVIL@ fubar
For My Baby
ok so i want all to know she makes me feel so happy have not felt this way in a such long time she has touched my heart so and i am loving every minute we have with each other anything she does  makes me smile i long for her touch i long to hear her voice i long for her kiss i am so twitterpated thank you for touching my heart the way you have
Check Me Out
1. Would you fuck me?2. What positions would u fuck me in?3. Would u suck/LICK me ?4. Would u fuck me hard?5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me?6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you?7. Would u fuck me in the shower?8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me?9. Would u have 3-some, 4-some or more with me?10. What about me makes u want to fuck me?11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked?12. Where would you fuck me?13. Would u fuck me in front of people?14. Would u fuck me again?15. Would u fuck me in the rain?16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star?17. Would u have phone sex with me?18. Would u cheat on me?19. Would u break my heart?20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go?21. Would you fuck me once and leave me the next day?22. Would u tell me the truth no matter what it is or what you do?23. Would you do kinky things with me even though you haven't tried them before?24. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how I want t
Helen Bed
Those of you who call me on niteflirts may have noticed that its been acting weird for over a day...they have added a new platform so it took longer than expected. They will be back LIVE tonight at 6PM PST/9PM EST (aint nothing like a "69" to get started...yes I kno BAD JOKE). Soooooooooo instead of 11PM EST when I would usually be on, I will be on at 9PM EST!  You can follow me on twitter to find out what I am doing and if I will be on anytime at and AFTER 9PM EST you can check out my niteflirt profile at and if you click on any of the call buttons, register, you will get 3 minutes FREE! My rate is 1.20 per minute so if you are new you will pay $2.40 for a 5 minute call! For my foot fetishers out there....Nail polish is dark red...almost a brownish color. Cant wait to chat with you soon!
Random Thoughts
Sometimes I get really confussed by things. I'm not sure why, but it happens often. One thing is, if you're not looking for anyone other than the one you are with, why is it that you are on a website catered to adults (not saying that it's porn or anything like that) meeting other adults? If you're happy with the person that you are with, why is it that you can't stop yourself from talking to other women, not mentioning the fact that you have a girlfriend. I love my man, I really do, but things that he does confusses the hell out of me. Out of respect for him, I don't talk to other guys unless they know first hand that I'm taken and that I love my guy with all my heart. But, the thing is, he seems to take it the wrong way when I ask him about it. He says that I'm just too jealous or something to that effect. No, I'm not jealous that he's talking to other people, it's the fact that he doesn't even mention the fact that he's with someone. Maybe I'm paranoid or just plain crazy, but out o
Lets Make Love Tonight
kevin joe i am 22 yrs. old just found out about this site dont know what this site is about, so i am about too find out i live in DUNCAN B.C. I LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE IM USUSALLY ON FACEBOOK AND MYYEARBOOK.COM IM GOIN UNIVERSITY RIGHT NOW I AM UNEMPLOYED
Continous Thinking
why is it that you must judge me??that perfect woman you are looking for....dose not existcute in the face?thin in the waist?apple bottom?extenions down her back?laid back, drama free?she dose not exist!!!!what will happen once her looks fade?what will happen once her waist expands?what will happen once her apple starts to sag?what will happen once she start to loose her hair?what will happen once her breasts loose their firmness?start all over again?will the next see "your" true beauty?"you" think "you" got it going on....will she?"you" think "you" are the man...will she"you" think "you" can put it down...will shewill you be able to satisfy her?you'er older than she is....I THINK NOT!!!!!I don't feel it necessary to show my goodiesi shouldn't have too for you to like mealthough i may not be pretty in the facemy heart is beautifulalthough my apple might not be roundmy soul is deepwhile you are judging me...someone is judging youseeing "your" flawsyour imperfectionsso....fucc that bulls
Poem- From Someone Special
Hearts made of Glass   I have a heart made of glass I keep up on the shelf I take it down when, I want to be myself It beats for a love of only one man A Love that is given like no other can My heart made of glass he holds in the plam of his hand until the moment has come when our time is done   You have a heart made of glass Your keep up on the shelf You take it down when you want to be yourself
In Retort To Gypsy Vampyriss' Blog Poem.....
he reads her blog with adorationas his cock thickens with anticipationshe smiles and feels warmth in her heartas she knows that this is only the starthe is humbled by her beauty and sweetnessand knows that she really is his only weakness!
La Vie Boheme
OK, so this is what I write... enjoy! (it's not finished yet lol) LA VIE BOHEME   You had left me to entertain myself while you went to watch Leeds play. I knew you were going to be gone for the whole afternoon so I made the most of my time and explored my new surroundings. After spending some time looking around the shops, and having bought the most delicious underwear, I decided to take a tea-break. Settling into a small leather sofa in a cosy tea shop just off of the Millennium Square, oversized coffee cup in hand, I watch the world go by. I’m aware of the other customers but one particular woman stands out. Hiding behind my sun-glasses I watch her for a few minutes. Her long wavy hair lays tousled down her back, her bangs falling forward obscuring the view of her face as she reads, she’s dressed in a long skirt and vest top in bright colours. Her top has tiny mirror sequins that catch the sun when she moves. I love that look, the earth mother, the voluptuous goddes
Moon and tide save help me now,I seek the truth here not yet found,For underneath the fog there lies,new possibilities for I,So let this night be unlike others,And let the noble show their colors,And let the meek and cowards run,For now the moon seeks out her sun,And by the power that is three,So as I will it, so mote it be. Wind in the north, run through the treesThree times three, let them see, let them seeSands of the east, rich soils beneathThree times three, set them free, set them freeFires in the south, awaken from sleepThree times three, let them see, let them seeWater of the west, flow to the seasThree times three, set them free, set them free
Almost Level 32 Thank You!
Hey there my friends.=) I want to thank first off the ones who were kind enough to donate to my leveling fund.I need 17 more million fubucks to level.Trying to get 25 mil isn't easy on fubar where people are stingy.Most of the people I have donated to for them to level or get spotlight or just needing fubucks help haven't even tried to return the favor so you people will get nothing more from me.From now on I'm only helping the ones who help me.I do my best to return love here with all the friends I have and I think I do a pretty good job.So just wanted to say the ones who donated if you ever need help please let me know and I'll do what I can to  help you in the future.Nice to know there are a few kind people left here still.Being a stingy a**hole won't get you far for the record.
Just Some Thoughts
The Hug I Love There is a hug to say "I love you"    And a hug to say, "Goodbye" There is a hug say, "How are you?"    And a hug to say, "We tried" There is a hug to bond a friendship     And a hug when the day is through But the hug that's best in all the world....    Is the hug I share with you!! Did you ever feel like digging a hole and pulling the sand in behind you? Did you ever feel like  running down an old, dirt road, that has no end? Did you ever feel like resting in the snow and being buried under the drifts? Did you ever feel like crawling inside yourself, never to return? Did you ever feel like going in a corner  and slowly fading away? Did you ever feel like watching a fire and melting over its flame? Did you ever feel like sailing off a cliff into eternity? Did you ever feel like crying and floating away in the tears? Did you ever feel like gazing at a star and reaching out to touch it? I did.
Three Different Ways
How much fat shit can you talkin a smacked up hour or two?I know, or rather, I knewhow to chew down,spin out, contain, seep up, in three different ways,back in the days,the good old,very old,better left untold,beautiful haze.Better left untold?Here I am, spitting out,and the fat shit I talk nowcould never compareto how tongue and wit danceddefaced, defecated, dominated.Or at least, that's what I thoughtwhen the haze and the slurof three different waysto spin out, contain, seep upwas the kindest of friends,letting me love my dancing,dominating fat shit wit.I never understoodthat no one understood,but my beautiful hazeand I.Never dominating,always dominatedby seep up, untold,smacked up hours,three different ways,and beautiful haze.How much fat shit can you talkwhen breathless from numb nerveswho can not communicatethe fatigued limbs, back, headbecause seep upand beautiful hazewill not let you knowhow tired,so far from bold,beautiful, daring,and dominatingyou really are?When you parade wh
What Are We?
Are we nocturnal,creatures of dusk,wide pupil night visionenhanced?Deep sea monsters,clinging to bare rockand one another,like nothing elsemattered.As if we couldgo on like thisforever,in silent,carnal nexus,exploring the depthof each other'soceans.Are we amazon,astral, ancient,spanning from historyto hysteria?Rampant scribesrewriting legendsby taste and touchalone.Titans in clashedtectonic tension,as granite, as gold,and meltingfrom within.Are we everanywhere as eternalas in that madness,a singular pinnaclecrystal moment,when spiral galaxiesintersect,and embrace?
My Health
 As some of you know I'm a Nurse. Well I went for my yearly. And they done a Ekg and found some issues with it. And had me go in and have a  echocardiogram done and we found out that my, the  pulmonary or pulmonic valve is between the right ventricle and the pulmonary artery. I've have a leak in it. At this time we are unsure when they will fix it. Or if it can be fix. I have to see another Heart  specialists and then I will know more of when I see him or her. I know alot of ppl have had this kind of surgery and be fine.  Seening that alot of my friends and family are here on Fu. Me and a few others thought it would be best if I blogged to tell you all at once. I will keep you all updated as I know how things are rolling out on this . Thank you .......   And Please don't look at me any differnet I'm still the same camo. Just a sick camo.   muahs  We got a update today. the rest of my heart looks good. The  pulmonary artery we are going to watch it and if and when it gets worse the
All About Me
So my boyfriend have dumped me today, after telling me how much he loves me, and how much he wants to be with me.  I am really heartbroken, espcially now that I wont have any sex life at all. I prefer the real meat, if you know what I mean. All my toys just dont cut it for me any longer. I just wish I could meet a man who could satisfy me as much as I could satisfy him. Ive been so horny lately, and just cant find a man to keep up with me. I really like older guys, but at this point any age will do. As long as he has a penis.I just cant wait to get rammed by pretty much anyone.
Are You Clinically Depressed?
Are you clinically depressed? If you identify with several of the following signs and symptoms, and they just won’t go away, you may be suffering from clinical depression. you can’t sleep or you sleep too much you can’t concentrate or find that previously easy tasks are now difficult you feel hopeless and helpless you can’t control your negative thoughts, no matter how much you try you have lost your appetite or you can’t stop eating you are much more irritable and short-tempered than usual you have thoughts that life is not worth living (Seek help immediately if this is the case)
What Really Goes On In My Head, Not Just Me Been An Asshole.
        This is my new blog Basically I'm going to post a new thought that's entered my head every week on here, and turn it into a topic. It could be a rant, could be something I've discovered, something that's good or just an opinion on something. I'm going to do my first one tomorrow because it's Sunday, and that's the day I'm choosing to do it on. Every Sunday. It's basically like a diary of thoughts because I don't think people on here are capable of forming a coherent thought of their own, so I'll show them how it's done. That's all. Adios. :) OK it's Sunday now, so I'm posting this one. And it's a rant about women. I'm sure I'm not the only bloke who thinks they're just useless and annoying. I personally think women need to learn that men are far superior to them in every way, and they need to get back in their cages and be quiet.  My reasons for thinking women are useless and pathetic. What has a woman ever invented that is useful? Oh that's right, Nothing. Us me
You have no idea how promising the world begins to look once you have decided to have it all for yourself. And how much healthier your decisions are once they become entirely selfish. . . . knowledge is hidden by selfish desire - hidden by this unquenchable fire for self-satisfaction. Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. And unselfishness is letting other people's lives alone, not interfering with them. Selfishness always aims at uniformity of type. Unselfishness recognizes infinite variety of type as a delightful thing, accepts it, acquiesces in it, enjoys it. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
From My 18 Yr.old Daughter Men Think About It Ladies I Welcome Your Comments
A Little About Me
It has been a very streesing last few days for me between trmoilal at home and at the fire department i over it that is all there is to it. in my mind ppl need to grow up and pull there head out of there A@#.
A Wish
Holier Than What?
The Best From Nature
This is proven ... But by no means do you stop anything unless you have your physican's support!!!!   DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.METHOD OF TREATMENT1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water .....interesting 2. Brush and
Im Tired Of.............
Whats the point in trying with everything you have just to feel like its crumbling down around you?  Personally, I dont see a point.  Comments anyone?
Peacey's Blog
Whatevahhhh can disya mean? L0L :p *goes into hiding* :o
The Battleaxe Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)   Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not. You’ve had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You’re well experienced in dealing with other people’s weirdnesses, and it’s likely you’re good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you’ve got a lot of energy. People can tell you’re sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it’s how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the ‘brutal’ tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please. Remarkably, you don’t mind the same from your men. You’ve experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you’re a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you’ll make a fine divor
well my first blog...and its not a happy one...gee wiz...people...if someone says something ...rates one of your photos the wrong way...or makes you not post something like (im so done with men...or all men are donkey holes...or the likes....dont take it out on everbdy else...for gods sakes...take it out on the one individual that crossed you.......dont act like our goverment that makes laws becuase of one person..grow up.......also i just saw a ladie whine an cry no one rates her profile....(its on private stupid).....if someone adds you too there profile they are interasted in you.....not pics of other people..dont sell yourself short...oh yeah....whats the point of posting pics that no one can view..not friends not one...if you dont want the world too see just keep friends and family only for crying out friends if i see this your gone .....and for those that dont like nsfw...dont advertise yourself as a bag of chips and all that..goto eharmony er s
My Side Business Check this out if you are interested and put in your basket note area "purchasing from Thomas Vaiasicca" if you buy anything so I can get my commission for this, Thank you.   If you have any questions please contact the owner of the website, or send me a private message.
Love Me Or Hate Me
I think I've finally come to the point in my life where I'm happy with myself and know that I don't have to change or be a certain way for people to like me anymore. I'm just fine and if someone doesn't think I am, then fuck them!!! I dont need them!!! Recognize I'm real and nothing other than that. And you can love me or hate me because either way.... It won't make me or break me!
I just read this news story about a woman who wants to make it into the Guiness Book, for being the fattest woman.  That in itself wasn't amazing, it was the end of the article where they mentioned that men paid money to watch her eat fast food on her website.  Here I was trying to lose weight, no wonder I don't have any money LOL.  I wonder if people would pay to watch me eat... guess it would depend on what I was eating *wicked grin*
Youve Been Warned
no comments PLEASE, jus klik on link. THANK YOU  
Making It On Fubar
love is like a cut that needs a band-aid as long as it stays on you have a relationship, but if the band-aid falls off your heart is open again I'm a simple man, with simple old fashioned values, I was taught that way, I was taught to treat people the way you would like to be treated yourself. I don't cheat, swear, steal.or lie. I have had the opportunity to meet some of the most down to earth people you could imagine, and I have had the pleasure of running off those that think there shit don't stink! I don't ask much from anyone I feel everyone has the right to speak what's on there mind, even if It may hurt their feelings, but it is far more human than to speak behind their back. I believe that when a person says something it be the gospel truth or why say anything at all. I give people the benefit of the doubt unless they prove themselves unworthy then I start using logic and ask questions, and if I don't get answers that make since, then they tend to be hiding behind a mask and the
Wish I Could Sleep
The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know that in their heart and in there mind that it will never happen.  Can two souls be so alike..being in total synchronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant.  What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is.  When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks.
Why the hell when ya go to the store and ya get in line...does the person right behind ya have to stand so bloody close to ya that you can feel their breath on the back of your neck .....What the foock is up with that? Like dude back up a foot would ya....ya dont need to be standing on the heels of my shoes
My Comedic Lifestyle
So i was late to church today and as soon as i walked in the door the preacher got on my case with that whole 'we have a sinner among us" act, as i started to walk away one of this litte fricken thoughts popped into my head as i caught him off guard "HEY!! i was running errands for satan you know he's under house arrest" and naturally i got the evil eye as i left just as quick as i came. sadly enough this isnt the first time i ever had a mishap at church, when my dad told me i was half hebrew i was like thats cool, so  later on in the week me and my friend were at his grandmother catholic church, some other kid pissed me off and then i had my first stupid thought in the front row just before everybody started to pray i hollared "do you want us to cruxify his ass again?!", as everyone turned around and looked at me, i just looked up and smiled "what it's not like he didn't deserve it, he's a prick" (the screwed up part is i was talking about the kid who pissed me off). needless to say i
Dedication To...
    Death is everywhere There are flies on the windscreen, for a start Reminding us We could be torn apart, tonight Death is everywhere There are lambs for the slaughter, waiting to die And I can sense The hours slipping by, tonight Come here, kiss me now Come here, kiss me now Death is everywhere The more I look, the more I see The more I feel A sense of urgency, tonight Come here, kiss me now Come here, kiss me now   There are flies on the windscreen There are lambs for the slaughter There are flies on the windscreen   Come here, kiss me now Come here, kiss me now Touch me, touch me Touch me, touch me Touch me, touch me Touch me, touch me Come here, kiss me now Come here, kiss me now
Employee Self Service Portal
Employee Self Service Portal The Employee Self Service Portal is the basic building block of the EmployWise™ system. It enables employee self-service and provides access to a comprehensive employee database.The employee database acts a centralized repository of vital employee related information available to not HR, Employees and managers. Its inherent Employee Self-Service capabilities ensure that this data remains current without tedious data entry by HR. The Employee Self Service Portal is the base on which all other functional modules can be added in a "plug-and-play" to create a comprehensive employee self service based HR system. Empowering employees in their day-to-day functioning requires giving them anytime, anywhere access to basic employee facing processes as well access to information about the people in their teams. In absence of these, employees are left wondering and waste time chasing people and paper. At the same time supporting these mundane repetitive tasks
My Poetry:
As I look at Myself I wonder Were am I going in life What will I be Doing Who Will I Marrie WROTE? Friend Dear Friend,Take My hand in your hand. Lead Me away from my problems and fears. Dear Friend listen to what I have to say. Each day I face a new problem and fear. You are the only one I can be near to when I have a problem to talk about. Lets take a walk and talk about everything thats on are minds. We are Friends forever until we are gone forever. Then we are still friends.  Wrote for My Ex Best Friend Delanea This pome was writeing 6-29-1999 Why all this hateing. Many People are hurting. Some People are dead because  of this terrible mess. America will become stronger. The Rescue Workers worked long hard hours to remove People from the Twin Towers in New York. We must go on with our lives. We will  learn from this to respect People more. The day of Horror is over. No More must I say. WROTE 9-11-2010
Everybody Struggles
Everybody strugglesevery good relationshiphas its down fallsif there were no mistakesthere would be no happinessthe one that really lovesyou will be with you till the endthrough all the pain and sorrowthe one that hates youwill always hate youthere is no way to changewhat will happen or is going to happenyou might be able to changeyour looks, personality, and friendsbut in the end it want matterwhat you did or didnt doall that will really matter is all the love and carethat you gave to each and every personyou knewits not who you where its who you areits what you have done and will do I loved her more than any other friendI promised i'd love her till the endBut as i thought her life was overIt showed me life wasn't for everI waited for her to txt me that dayWaited for her to say i'm okayBut that txt never cameMy heart was filled with pitty and shameI felt i was the one to blameI should've been with herThen there wouldn't be this pictureShe is laying on the side of the roadSo inecen
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U Smile I Smile Lyrics Soo Love This Song!!
OhYeahMmmmI'd wait on you forever and a dayHand and footYour world is my worldYeahAin't no way you're ever gon' getAny less than you shouldCause babyYou smile I smile (oh)Cause wheneverYou smile I smileHey hey heyYour lips, my biggest weaknessShouldn't have let you knowI'm always gonna do what they say (hey)If you need meI'll come runningFrom a thousand miles awayWhen you smile I smile (oh whoa)You smile I smileHeyBaby take my open heart and all it offersCause this is as unconditional as it'll ever getYou ain't seen nothing yetI won't ever hesitate to give you more baby (hey)You smile I smile (whoa)You smile I smileHey hey heyYou smile I smileI smile I smile I smileYou smile I smileMake me smile babyBaby you won't ever work for nothingYou are my ins and my means nowWith you there's no in betweenI'm all inCause my cards are on the tableAnd I'm willing and I'm ableBut I fold to your wishCause it's my commandHey hey heyYou
Well I just want to let you know that it is ok for you to hate me when you don't know me.... It is ok for you to say what you want...But know this if you thought I was well a *itch before you started rollin on me ...Well I can be a bigger one if you push ..... I am not here to take you on. I am here to have fun sooo shut up and have fun!!!!!     I am sorry that your life is bad enough that you feel you must strike out at me but that's ok cus I can take it and well I am sorry for your loss!!!     -Lisa
Street Bikes
Death And Responsible Behavior
Life 2011
I just started my day, as if It could get any worse, I have a cold, my nose is stuffed up, my throat is bothering me, I slept the wrong way and my neck and back is screwed up. I was hoping to go visit my mother, and my dad and brother, as well as my dog Jasper I miss them but with how I'm feeling I dont think I will today, however next weekend my fiance is off so we can go together and come home together. I think thats what I'll do instead, and just rest today, and relax, but I really want to get out and go visit.  I also need plenty of rest for work tomorrow morning.  I also have to put in my orders for Avon and fax in my time card for my actual work. I sell Avon for fun. Thats not my real job.  Anyway I think I'll end it here, talk to you soon everyone!
How I Really Feel Iam
iam so sick of being alone not being good enough for anyone to keepi have alot of females who say h iam this cool guy who they like and i can make them laugh they enjoy my company iam a great fuck etc etc etc but when it boils down iam not good enough for anyone to keep much less for them to really try to make a effort i dont no why i keep thinking it will change it never will no matter if i try my best it still has the same ending results i begin to question why should i not just end my self i mean what do i have to really look foreword to more pain more loneliness i been alone for a very long time even tho i had someone alot of my so called gf in the past had tons of problems what is so wrong that people just dont want me i feel like i been cursed to have really bad luck like i pissed someone off really badly in my last life i never really belive in reincarnation but it does make sense more in more i think about iti keep saying iam done with woman altogether and i joke
Fu-kitteh Creed
If you agree to the terms below Please Comment on the Blog Below STATING you have Read it and understand it.       Fu-Kitteh Tamers Code of Honor     We as Kitteh Tamers DO Promise to Protect and honor our Fu-Kittehs We Vow to be honest and loyal to our Fu-Kittehs. We as Tamers Promise to uphold the Kitteh Creed by only Having two kittehs at a time. We Promise to NEVER insight Jealousy between our Kittehs We will Always Put our Primary Kitteh First when in the lounge. And take care of the Secondary Kitteh as well Never forget That the Queen and King Over see us all. And First and Lastly always to The Kingdom we are loyal   If you Agree to the Terms as a Fu-Kitteh OR a FU-Kittek Tamer Please Comment to the Blog Below saying you have read it!            
Need Opinions
So here's what I want some opinions on: I came back from the hospital yesterday (was in for 2 days), and about 20 min' ago my husband said he wants to go out and is asking my permission. I said search within your heart and make your own decision. He said that it'sjust a trap, and then said that he wants to go out and be "himself" and not just "your husband". To which I asked so when you go outyou're not my husband? and when you're with me you're not yourself? He said no, I didn't mean it. He got angry and said I say things I don't mean sometimes too, because I didn't fully believe he didn't mean it. What do you all make of the situation? (He obviouslywent out, since I'm on here)Any comments would be appreciated! (Please remain respectful)
Swim Suit Models Nsfw
Real Me
Hello I am Sabrina and I want to come clean about my self. First off i owe you all an apology . I came on here in faults pretenses to check this sight out tho i must admit i wasnt sure i wanted to stay. I am not Cathy nor was her pictures real . I had something tradgic happen in my past to make me hide some. I ask that you all respect me by not wanting to video chat me or pervy me to the point i block you. I just ask you all accept me for whom i am and no i am not a professional model  these pictures was just done for fun i actually work in a hospice facility .Once again i am sorry for coming on here under faulse pretenses.
$8,000.00 For A Domain Name?  The Occupy Wall St. movement recently purchased the domain name from a regular guy for $8,000.00!   This is only one example of many ways to earn money online from the comfort of your keyboard, whether at home, at work or in a local coffee shop!  This fellow saw the opportunity coming and reportedly registered that domain name on September 23, 2011, while the movement was still relatively young here in the U.S., six days after the group's occupation of Zuccotti Park. has domain names available for excellent prices.  If you can predict a winner like this guy did, you can list the domain for sale for any price you wish!  This guy for example probably made about $7,991.00 profit on the sale of this single domain name!  Not bad for a few hours work, which mainly consisted of being talked down from $10,000.00 over-the-phone during an approximately 2-hour long conversation. has everything you need for t
Black Shell Ii
trapped inside i rest a feeling i hide a moan , utter maddnes befriends me , i can not see , how can i look , how can i feel , where are you , i sat alone to cry , to taste my bitter tears , while alone i could only know the fear . when it was over i felt relieved and hallow , only voice to hear which leads a heart too follow. the  waters  are  like  glass  reflecting  your  face  into  my  image  of you ,  i can  do nothing  but  think  of  the times  we  spent together  ,  if  it  not  for  you  i would  not  live .  all  i have  is  my  heart  to give  .  my love  seems  old  and  tarnished  now  . underneath  this  mask  i  wear  is  a  face  that  is torn  and  ravished  , tears  are  new  that i cry  for you  ,  i  reanounce  my self  into  a world  that  has  broken  my  spell  . 
I am a HOPE HUNTER. Some people are deer hunters,others are Big Game hunters. I am the hope hunter. Sure. there is not alot of blood or trophies to put on the wall, but there are a few satisfying tears. When I find my prey, the sighs and feelings of desperation are my reward.
Our Military
when it comes to our military I don't think that we can thank them enough for all they do putting their lives on the line for our freedom not to mention the ones that have made the ultimate sacrifice with their lives just think of what it would be like if not for them from the Revolutionary war to those serving in Afghanistan right now I would like to send out a special word of thanks to those weho served in Viet-Nam because of they way they were treated upon returning home I don't need to go into detail nost everyone knows how they were treated I was luck to have served during a time when we weren't involved in any action besides I was a cook the only fights I saw werre food fights well I've said what I've wanted but if you love your freedom next time you se someone in uniform go up and tell them thanks or if you have the time go to your local Veteran hospital or home and spend some time with a vet you'll not only make them feel good but you 'll feel god to so to allmy brother and sis
The Original Mfkn Story
THE STORY BEHIND THE MFKN OFFICIAL FAMILY HOMEPAGEPlease take a minute to read about the MFKN FAMILY,Which will and always be started from the Hearts of Rachelle(Bubzy)&Rob(Cruser).They both have left because they live for love not HATE! Ok so If you are reading this you're about to find out about what MFKN stands for and where It all came from. Matter fact this should answer all questions and guide you straight through. I once, not to long ago, had the worst day that I have ever had on this site before. Well that day probably turned into the best day, all because MFKN. My name had MFKN in it and my Bestfriend Cruser was helpin me out and talkin me through this really bad day well he decided to take the hearts out of my name and put cross bones and a pitchfork Cause he said, "what the hell is wrong with you? hearts do not describe you" he said, "when I see you I think she's a Bad Ass Chick." So after I saw It, I was like you are so right lol I dont know exactly what I was trying to pul
Learning Curve
Well thanks to Dj Smurfett who invited me and to I can eat peaches all day for owning me This site makes you get the old mind working and the learning curve is very high its loads of fun once you wrap your mind around the site and thanks to all who participate here
Music Blooper Me In White Shirt Singer That Wrote The Song Messed Up And Smiled Thru The Rest Haha
Night Dogging

Once Again
Love Is The Only Rule
 Every movie we see, every story we’re told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe… it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is… just… moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope. 
Movie Made Me Cry
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Dead Inside
This Is An Amazing Sing!!
Bi Females
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If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill... barefoot...BOTH waysYadda, yadda, yaddaAnd I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a
Mama Tried Twice
There Was A Time ...
i was remembering the other day and the other day and ... the other day ...                                               how you took me to her bed ... and made me yours, how you  .. how you ...                                                                                       how you . .. traced my body with your face and lips and hair                                                          how you . . smelled my skin and took little bites when you wanted to taste. you told me i was the only one for you . .. i remember thinking that could not be the truth. i was remembering how i had never known anything like that ..   like i was melting everywhere like i was in a dream like i was perfect   i could feel you loving me from the inside of you to the inside of me so ... the other day and many other days i was remembering this.   LoVE/6 junio 2013
What is it with this stupid sagging crap?!?!?! How the hell can you be comfortable wearing your pants halfway off your ass?! Especially when you're walking down the street and constantly having to pull them back up?! Did a rapper get shot and you're wearing your pants at half mast in honor of him or something? It's freaking retarded!! 1: NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR WHILE YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET OR RIDING THE BUS PEOPLE!! 2: Do any of you dumbasses even know what sagging represents?! I'm pretty sure you don't otherwise you wouldn't be doing this stupidity. Thank you and have a nice day! :D
Hellcast Chronicles
As this is my first blog on this profile, I wanna start it out with this: The Show Tag. It is not a lounge tag, but a tag showing loyalty to my show, Hellcast Radio, HCR. I love all the people who continuously come to my show. The ones who honor me wear this tag, ALL THE TIME! Not just when my show is on, but surfing all of fu. These people that I know will carry this tag always will be staff in my lounge. To me, being staff is a responsiblility, something you work for, with or without pay. The generousity I have shown to many of my listeners I hope speaks volumes to others. If a staff member of my lounge drops my tag, I will drop them from said position. Unlike the rest of fu, this is my lounge. This is my show. Its all about MY EGO! 
Rap Song
Hoes turn tricks,bitches turn crazy,sluts turn free,whores do the deed,snitches turn dead or snitches get killed,drug addicts get high or drug addicts get jailed,baby mama's and daddies are too much for me to handle,my best friend that keeps coming back with lack of judgement toward me,i'm broke person living with parent until i move out with money,losers that i know tend to steal from me and i beat them down until they bring their weapons and police shows up sayin they cant do nothing at all in ghetto where i used to live at, It is not good to mess with bad crowds even in the past also,present so i turn my life around for the future to move on and be grown up instead
Rp/fantasy Stories
It was late on a saturday night in a small sized city and i have run very low on cash even with all my overtime i have worked. I know i have to do something to make some quick cash just to get by for the week. I begin to think when i remember that the security cameras at the hotel i work at are down and put of service. My plan forms as i know i could sneak in un detected and slip into a few rooms and slip some cash. I grab my keys and bolt to the hotel slipping into the back door with my maitenance key card. I work my way up and down the halls listening room to room until i come to the high end suite. I step up to the door and knock saying " maitenance". I hear no reply and slip in as i make sure the coast is clear and i start going through the luggage. I come across a black leather bag and open it finding a wide variety of sex toys and restraints. I look through it until a sound catches my ear as i hear the high heels coming to the door. I jump up quickly and slip into the dark bathro
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Compassionate Hearts
Fubar Guys
Why is that 9/10ths of the guys on this damn site are so damn pathitic. I have a good friend that I have known for years that is on here and she has a heart of gold. People (guys) are complete assholes to her because she is a larger woman. WTF is that about I mean come on are you really going to judge a woman by her size???? You never know what is beyond the surface. There is no reason A) to be rude due to someones looks B) to act like an ass and treat her like shit just to make yourself feel better about yourself. EVERYONE is damaged in their own way and you are no better than anyone else. 
Badman He Might Just Save You
our jobs as humans is to learn and grow from each other through sharing, communication, experiences, and human interaction.   i set up this page to screen those people that are merely interacting based on looks, appearance, or general location.  to find out whos real, and whos not? that being said my main profile has some images that people do not understand, they are missing out on a great human and person who just might open your eyes of perception and change the way you think or act, im all about changing the world, one person at a  time.  so this will be a prescreening page, interact with me here and enjoy me for me, you get on my profile, which is a priveledge and a blessing, im very good to my people and a uniqque, sweet funny blast of life.  i can also be a little silly here aand have some fun saving the worls, some of my friends are here and know its me, join the minion, let me be your hero, or just save me from this utter existance.  i know about abuse, and depression.  i also
Log Of The Voyage
he dances arownd my head all day and night, he voice is like a song that i can dance to all night long too, his voice is like a drug to me that i need every day. his eyes make me get lost and forget that the wold is here. his body is my hideing place were i go for fun and pain. he is my all and all . i will do as he says and i will have his back. i'm his girl and he is my man. i love him more then life and want him to know. that is his the air i breath and  the food i eat. baby u are my master and i'm ur slave. take me for ever and to u i will be ur queen  as u will be my king. baby i love u know u know how i fell
Best Bar Ever
Skor or Heath Bar I can not deside which one is the best. They are both made by The Hershey Company, Heath bar is a milk chocolate english toffee and Skor is a milk chocolate crisp butter toffee bar.    
Looking For Sexy Ladies
Hello let me introduce myself: I am Keith Fitzpatrick and I am a Talent Scout for - Espionage Entertainment LLC C/O Desert Girlz on Facebook and we are looking for web cam models and entertainers who want to make serious money and have a lot of fun at the same time. I ran across your profile and thought I would shoot you the links to check it out for yourself and sign up if you wish. Please if you do sign up at either link below please use my name Keith J. Fitzpatrick as your referral. Thanks for your time as brief as it was I do greatly appreciate it very much. Well take great care and hope to see you on the site soon....... WEBCAM MODELS & amp STUDIOS WANTED - Earn $500 - $2,500+ a Week From Home! MODELS WANTED -                                                              Getting started is easy - Make up to $500/day+ NO HIDDEN FEES - SAME DAY PAY! 18+ APPLICATION
New Column
So, a friend of mine was recently dumb enough to suggest I start writing a column for his website. I won't post it here but I'll include the link for anyone interested. It's just me being my usual little ray of sunshine!
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ok this i wrote after having my heart shattered into pieces by my first love... Why? Why can't life be easy? Why does love always end in pain and tears? Why can't the ones you love most ever love you back? Why are men so cruel? Why can't men ever be loving and kind? Why do men always have to break your heart? Why when you find "the one" you'd love to spend the rest of your days with does it never work out? Why can't I keep and have a great guy? Why me? Why can't I be happy? Why do men always think you want to be single? Why do men have to turn out to be so hurtful and evil? Why do men take advantage of your vulnerability? May 31,2005 Anna Kathleen Weaver Copyright ©2006 Anna Kathleen Weaver
Love Ya My Friends
hey friends,i recently created a myspace if any of you have myspace add me just another place we can talk and share pics here is my site, i hope to get lots of adds from you sexy ladies Peace Out.....mike i been here awhile now and realize i have a penis so very few give a shit.i dont have boobs so my posts never get read and so on and so on and so on those that do act like friends come find me those that dont care and show it get fucked later this account is no longer active.! The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycleshave changed the world,for your reward you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and com
blahblah i am currently studying for earth science..i have an exam tomorrow, so i am skipping sociology at this moment. actually sociology started an hour ago haha. i am going to go see the covenant! even though i heard people say it is awful i need something to do other than studying orrr listening to white sox games. i also think i like this website even though it moves too much. and also white tea snapple = greatest drink ever. classes are so boring sometimes. this is a week of tests in my t-day classes. so i have a test in french. je ne mange pas et j'ai faim. ce n'est pas important. j'ai deux mains, je t'aime. i also have a mass media exam...apparently if i walk over to some bookstore i can get the right big test sheets for free but seriously it's so far. it's right by the fraternity house i ended up at one day at 1 am so it's not like i know how to get there in daylight. i have geology lab tomorrow. thrilling.

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Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy." "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven." Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mum almost died this morning." Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!" "Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mu
Dear Bear!!!!
i have new myspace here's my link: feel free to add me....
A Slice Of The Indie Music Life
Life As It Stands
I finally proposed, she said yes, I'll give more details later when I'm not at work, but needless to say, I'm estatic and happy and about to burst I'm so crazy in love and have been for years now. She's still beaming from ear to ear, I'm excited :D
This is my first ever blog and its for all the parents, those who are single or married. I would urge you all to remind your children of how important they are to you. How your life has changed for the better since they came into this world. One day they can be in your arms sleeping sweetly and the next theirs and your enitre world can flipped upside down. I plead with you to have patience with them, to always have love in your eyes when you look at them,to laugh with them, and to pray for them...I leave you with this short song that if i had a voice i would sing to my angel everynite: You are like a butterfly A caterpillar's dream to fly So bust out of this old cocoon Dry your tears away, Butterfly Go ahead and fly Go ahead, fly It's always such a lonely loom Or sudden like a broken bone And your luck won't always come along So dry your tears away, butterfly Don't you cry dry your wings off, Butterfly Go ahead and fly
Public Blogs
Yea I just realized that there was even a "blogging" area on the lc. uh-duh. Yea I dont have much to say I just thought I would write something so everyone still knows I am an actual person..ha. talk at me...plz I like to talk I like to answer questions and I am usually bored so I need someone to entertain me ;-)
god do you know what i hate most ppl who lie to me about how they feel you do ppl always think its ok to do that to me...if you dont love me just come out and say it dont say shit like you love me, but as a friend or you love me but you dont know how much dont ever say that kind of shit to me it only pisses me off i take love very seriously and am tired of getting hurt...and im not gonna pretend that i am an inocent person either iv made made many mistakes and learned not to do them again im just tired of all the drama so just cut the shit all of you why does some thing soo small hurt soo much like a bullet percing my heart like im dying.existance is slipping through my fingers some one save me some one take the bullet out some one whom i fall in love with must.they must reach deep with in my chest and rip it me oh my beloved free me from my tourture free me from my pain allow me to love again with out being shot yet again its just not fair how every one gets to see her every
This Here Is My Blog Thingy...
I'm Such An Idiot
Free Buddha's Revenge Downloads
Free Downloads.
Hell, I wish.
Goddess Serket
Holy Smokes!
This thing is uhhhh more live than I am used to. I blame Belladonna for this! She lured me here. LOL Peace out yo. I am not ignoring anyone, just a tad overwhelmed.
My Machine
My Woman
If Your Life Was A Movie
F YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool.... Opening Credits: California Sky - Blink 182 Waking Up: I'm always happy when I'm listening to ska - Proi First Day At School: One more night alone - Friday Hill Falling In Love: Desperado - Johnny Cash Fight Song: She has a girl friend now - Reel Big Fish Breaking Up: Many Meetings - Howard Shore Prom: Why don't you give me your love - The Zutons Life: Foundation of stone - From Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring Mental Breakdown: I can make you a man - Rocky Horror Picture Show Driving: Advertising Space - Robbie Williams Flashback: I'll be ready - Sunblock Wedding: Someone (furious FEZ remix) -
I'm Not Ignoring Anyone.
Just wanted to say i'm sorry to those of you who have been messaging and leaving comments. I haven't had a lot of time to respond. I have been busy packing and getting reay to move. As soon as everything settles down I will get back to everyone.
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So Beautiful
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL…… The Smell of Rain At the end of this story, it gives you two options. I think you will figure out what option I chose. A cold March wind danced around the dead of night in Dallas as the doctor walked into the small hospital room of Diana Blessing. She was still groggy from surgery. Her husband, David, held her hand as they braced themselves for the latest news. That afternoon of March 10, 1991, complications had forced Diana , only 24-weeks pregnant, to undergo an emergency Cesarean to deliver couple's new daughter, Dana Lu Blessing. At 12 inches long and weighing only one pound nine ounces, they already knew she was perilously premature. Still, the doctor's soft words dropped like bombs. "I don't think she's going to make it," he said, as kindly as he could. "There's only a 10-percent chance she will live through the night, and even then, if by some slim chance she does make it, her future could be a very cruel one" Numb with disbelief, Davi
Quizzes N Crap
You Are 78% Thankful You are a very thankful person - for both the big and little things in life. Your optimism is powerful. Getting through hard times is fairly easy for you. How Thankful Are You?
For Fun
You Are Comet A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge! Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Slipping Away this is where my "blogs" are... feel free to read and comment...good or bad comments.
Justin Timberlake Ft Ti And Timbaland My Love
Thanks Giving
Why do guys always break my heart? An why dont guys want me? I mean I knoe im not sexy! But I mean I can be sweet and caring and all I want is to be truly loved and wanted! Is that to much to ask? I wanna find a guy who wants me for me!! If ur a guy and u think u have the answers for me please tell me
How Smart Am I? How Smart Are You?
Ok now come on, you can see what your's is! Go ahead, I dare you! LOL! Comments?
What The Fezzy?
I just wanted to say THANKS to everyone who added me as a friend or fan. I'm leaving for awhile. NOT GOING TO JAIL :) Just taking a break. I hope you will all miss me and if i come back we'll pick up where we left off. LOVE and FRIENDSHIP to all. I'm actually going to delete the account Monday morning so feel free to show me love before i go(you know how the male ego is)
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Hard Core Baby
hey everyone check out my sexy pics check out my new pics and rate them pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Web Design
The sites just about finished. I've been packing in some hours on it and I thought I'd show you peeps a sample.
This Is Sad :(
.. Yesterday we gave away the boy puppy to a new family, he was a birthday present for a little boy who goes to our playgroup, he is turning 5 tomorrow. i knew he was going to a great home and would have a great life and be loved, they dont live too far away from us and they said we can visit and that they would bring him over to our house when they come down this way swimming at the beach etc. It was 12pm when i said goodbye to him, i was pretty sad, had a few tears in my eyes, it was hard because we all watched these puppys being born and they have become part of the family in the short weeks that we have had them. At 3pm we got a phone call. The people who we gave him to had gone into town shopping and locked him out in their porch while they were gone. They came home to find that he had climbed into a water trough and drowned. i couldnt believe it, i was shocked, upset and angry and the same time. I had only said goodbye to him hours before, i never dreamed it would the last time
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Check Out My Christmas Tree!
Come leave me somethin under my tree damnit!LOL!
Eleanor Rigby On The Net
I hope a few of you are old enough to remember the Beatles song, but if not you may get my meaning anyway, as I sit here and watch the small pics float by, I can only think "all the lonely people were do they all come from" for as the world grows larger we seem to become more isolated, more more distant, yet each night we long for companionship even if its in the form of pixelated words appearing on our screen from some stranger who bridged the gap of cyberspace for a little human contact. Like the old song by the police everyone hear in one form or another is sending out an S.O.S. in hopes of seeing a hundred million bottles washed up on the shores of their inbox, the next time they log on. Not because we wish any misory on anyone else, but because we all long to be part of a community any community, to have someone say "Hello". My point remember that when someone stretches out that hand in the cyber communication network. As for me my rules are simple, if you want to be my friend exp
New Pics Ratem For Me
Here we are ! All new pics feel free to rate them comment on them and have fun !!!!!!!! To all my friends and family please have a safe and happy new year This site is a blast and love meeting all the new people so lets rock the new year in right and safe see ya soon John
Descent Into Poop
You know who you are. The larger than desired ladies out there who are self trained in the art of illusion. I see it every time I visit one of these sites. Some big girl will do herself up the best she can then snap 400 pictures with her webcam from various angles so she doesn't look as big. Sometimes a 300lb woman can appear very slim indeed. It's a nasty trick you play on people who aren't into fat chicks. You masquerade yourself with trick camera angles that David Blaine would be proud of. The chin down method. The from the shoulders up method. The laying perpendicular to the camera method. The stomach down on a soft bed method. You make it hard for us non-BBW lovers to sift through to find our type. Sure you need loving too but there's guys out there for you. Be proud of what you have because well placed confidence is sexier than aything. Just not too long ago I did a blog entry on these houdini girls who through trick camera angling make themselves appear 200lbs lighter. Usuall
Life Sucks
Hey everyone!!! Whatz up? Nothing much here sick of life. It seems like i cant do anything right anymore. The guy I truly love just left me cause he found out i have a new BF. But what was i suppse to do when he tells me i can date anyone i want. IF you think you can help me out please give me a shout.
Any Bi Chicks Out There?
damn am i bored right now..... does anyone wanna chat?lol hit me up and lay me flat.... ;-P i'm looking for any hot chicks in the westbend/hartford area(wisconsin) that want to try a 3some... lol, it's fun to do, but we're having a hard time finding someone willing to try.... let me know if your interested.... ;-)
13 Ways To Be A Real Lady!!!
1. When your ol' man takes you places with him or when he has company at home, DON'T talk too much! Try to be friendly and polite but NEVER, EVER just jump right into the middle of their conversation. If there's anything a good man can't stand, it's a woman who talks too damn much! Besides, the more you talk, the more chance you have of saying something wrong. 2. You should always be enthusiastic about sex. Put a little effort into it. You gotta want to please him. Don't you know that men love it when you get off getting him off? After all it's not like he cant do the job himself and probably just as good without you. But there's no substitute for a lady who enjoys sex all the time. And remember there's only one good reason to turn him down when he wants it. For those few days a month Rule #3 is a good one to remember. 3. If you got a problem w/ oral sex, GET OVER IT! All men love it, want it, need it. If you offered your old man a blowjob right now it wouldn't matter what he w
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She Slides Between My Legs
She Slides Between My Legs Oh! She is beautiful in everyway She slides quietly between my legs We are a perfect match Together we reach new highs She takes me places I have never been before She never complains about the weather She knows I may be gone into some bar But I will return too her She will wait knowing no other will take me For she is mine and I am forever hers Years we have been together now and I have learnt her little ways I know now how too turn her on and get her warm Too feel her throbbing bucking beneath me And her voice as I turn back the throttle Her roars of delight as together we ride as one There may have been many who rode behind But only I have the right too hold her She is My will My life My breath MY BIKE
The feeling of happiness is indescribable. At time it comes from places you least expect and people you would think would never be a part of your life. I have had a few hard times in my life just as everyone else has. But through thick and thin my best friend has always been by my side! You don't think about it at the time but our friends are always the ones who help put us back on our feet. They see us at our worst and get us back to our best! We laugh and cry and even argue from time to time, but I know I wouldn't be who I with out her in my life. I feel as though I have abandoned her. Left her to fend for herself! I moved away and she stayed. I wish everyday to be near each other again. And I know in my heart that t will one day be true. We speak daily but it's never enough. There is still something missing.. maybe it's just getting together after work or the hug to let you know i care. I miss our "field trips" and "missions", having a drink and a smoke to ease our minds. What we ha
What Is Friends
I have been a member now for a while and would like to say this is a place for attention !!!! What is a friend ? A friend treats people like they want to be treated and cares for them A man can be friends with a woman because he can think of her before him self ! True (think about it?) This site rocks because I run through my friends list then family to see what they have been up to !!!!!! I hope to make alot of friends here to write, chat and just feel the real love of what true friendship is all about! If Im on your friends list it is real with me and the people I write too ! I love this quote (some men dream of things they can never have and say ol well, I dream of things I can never have and say why not ! So try! ) You never know what you can do until you dream of it !!!!!!!!!!
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Boring Shit.
1.Pokemon, Spongebob, Or hello kitty? Hello Kitty 2. Robots, dinos, or ninjas? Ninjas 3. What is the emo-est thing you've ever done? Carved a heart in my flesh 4.If you could be a superhero, what would your name be? I would call myself “wet and ready” ha.. haha 5.skulls, zombies, or..puppies?? Uhm… no. 6.What would be the coolest thing to throw down a flight of stairs? My brother 7. Ahh!! all the color in the world is gonnee!! what do you do? Grab the crayons, duh. 8.working out:so good or no good? Uh not so good. 9.When is the best time to eat breakfast? My best guess would be the morning? 10.spoons:Soo good or noo good? Good for some things 11.Would you rather be an idiot or a jerk?(you CANT say neither) jerk 12.Whats the most overrated part of your life? Wtf kind of question is that? 13.Are boyfriends like puppies? If you mean they’re cute and cuddly. 14. If you're dreaming of ten of apples on a wall, how many apples are there? W
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Tax Hikes Already On Democrats Agenda!
It took Nancy Pelosi less than a week as Speaker of the House to begin talking seriously about tax hikes. On “Face the Nation” on CBS this weekend she raised the possibility of increasing the tax burden (by “repealing tax cuts”) for “those making over a certain amount of money, $500,000 a year.” She simultaneously promised tax cuts “for middle class families.” The political calculation in this pitch is diabolically clever, of course. Nearly all Americans consider themselves “middle class,” no matter how much or how little they make, so her support for reduced taxes for “middle class families” sounds wonderful. Meanwhile, less than 2% of tax returns show income in excess of $500,000 a year so the Speaker is, in effect, inviting 98% of the public to improve their status at the expense of a tiny minority that’s already widely resented because of its “excessive” success.
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Brat's Blog!!!
So this is going to be my first blog. To start with I would to say how I became a member, One of my friends showed me this site and at first i wasn't interested then after watching her on it for awhile i then desided to try it for my self. This web site rocks I really liked how before i even had my profile all set up people we're all ready welcoming me in and I would like to say thank you to those people who did that. If you have any Questions just ask!! ~Brat~
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John C. Stennis
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring a
Valentine Application
This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on your list that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better?
New To The Cherry
LOL my son came home CRYING in SOBS because someone told him SUperman wasn't real OMG i was heart broken for him lol his heroe his mentor, lol i watch So much Superman and superheroes around here i LOVE IT !! lol ,But my response was i am sorry hunny Superman is not real . He looked up at me with tears filled eyes , and said but who will save you from the bad men if you were alone? lol I simply said that is why your grandpa taught me how to kick butt lol and i also told him ,we have A LOT of HEROES that are real but just GO UNOTICED !!!!! This is too all my military people , police officers ,Firemen ,& Ambulance. KEEP IT UP little kids EVERYWHERE need heroes !!!!
Hello everyone I am doing fine. I am out looking for new friends to talk to. I am a stay at home mom of a 7 year old son who I love dearly. Take a look at my pics and you will see a pic of him and my niece both who I also love dearly. I would like to have more friends on my list I am new to this site and think it is awesome. So please check out my profile and rate me please thanks and I will do the same for you.
Alrighty Then
LMAO I forgot I had all me settings off Hmmm There back on now Plus I added some pics...SO on that note Have Fun...MUAHH LADIES PLZ FEEL FREE TO ADD ME TOO YOUR FREINDS LIST!! I Dont bite all that hard Well maybe I do lmao MUAH!! Plz feel Free to add me to your freinds list if you like too....Since I am back for a while...Have a great day and DAMNIT IT ITS SNOWING HERE!!!! GRRRRRRRRR
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Time Is Very Valuable
I hope all my friends, family and fans are doing good out there ! I have to talk about how this place works and the time it takes to gather all real friends family and fans ! Wow It is awesome ! There is only one thing is time to check out the pics and comment on them or the pages ! So to let all of you know I will do my best to comment and rate your photos because I really like this site and enjoy talking, chating to new people like I said this is great ! Im a naturalist by heart so watch for my nsfw pics folder! I love nature and all its wonder !!!!!!!!!! Im a very emotional person and please dont tell everyone ! Yes a man can be emotional ! I like to be daring and it can be kinda erotic at times if ya know where and what you are doing in public places ha ha ha ha with a willing female of course ! but anyway Im a male I think about sex every 8 seconds ! Oh that is another blog ha ha. We men have a little disadvantage when it comes to up your cherry level so show so
Fuck The Music Industry!!!!!!!!!
i just saw on CMT (my bro likes country music, i dunno why) but some band re-did lips of an angel, how gay is that? the song sucked to begin with,fuck
My Friends Daughter Needs Your Prayers
Papercut Rave
I say all the time that we should think objectively, see things honestly, rather than putting our own feelings into the math. We are so insignificant. We are so blessed. Why would God bless us, America, with so much? Why do I ask, when my question should be why do we squander these things? I’m fed to the point that I will probably never know true hunger, none beyond a stomach growl. I wear the same pair of pants almost every day, but I am covered and warm. My parents don’t support everything I do, but they care for me to the point that they feed me, clothe me, and provide me with all I need. How is it that with this knowledge I still allow myself to be hurt? How is it that so many hurt the same way I do… and never tell? They fester. They destroy themselves. Stop destroying to heal inner pain. Constructing something better may be key. Our pain in life is nothing next to those deprived of life itself. I want to go and do something big to fix this injustice that is sel
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I'm Pissed!
Why is it that when two people get into a relationship one has a problem with the others past!? Why is it that said past is irreversible? How can one help the other to accept the past? How can someone say 'I love you' but also say 'I don't trust you'? Why is it that when someone says they trust you that they make you prove everything that you say. Make you prove that they are the only one in your life. Make you prove that no one else matters. Make you prove everything? Why is it that everytime she says something she expects me to believe it 100% no questions asked, but whenever I say something she makes me prove it? Any answers would be helpful! thanks!
My Life
well i am really happy rignt now my daughter is almost over her cold,i'm almost over mine.Me and _____ (my boyfriend)are doing very well hes very good to me and i don't have to pretend i'm happy like my last that lasted a year then i couldnt do it anymore so hopefuly everything stays like this
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Things To Do At Walmart
Things To Do At Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around
We have met some pretty cool people on here, but there is one thing that has troubled us from day one. Pictures of peoples kids on the same web page that they have posted risky and naughty pictures of themselves! WTF? We signed up on here because we thought it was an adult only club. Who brings thier children to a nightclub? we sure as hell dont! Not to slag on people so much but C'mon! when we are out trying to meet and mingle with adults at a club you never see children there EVER! its against the law. We have kids but when we come on here looking for a party, we sure dont bring our children. So please dont take it rude when we delete you for having pics of your kids up. Its nothng personal....we just dont want the kids involved in any way in adult play :) Peace all!
Drinks Show your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, &YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink:Blender Drinks Personality:Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy Drink:Mixed Drinks Personality:Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink:Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tel
Britt Hey Guys, I have started a yahoo group called (DAWN OF HOPE) This is for posting your (FOR Sale) or (For Free) items. Please help me expand my list. Here is my url to visit. Listing items for free can include Pets,furniture,clothes,baby items ect. There are ALOT of people who cannot afford things the we can be helping out. I appreciate everything you can give and help each other out. If you do not want to deal with the items then please make arrangements for me to pick them up for you or for you to bring them here. I really want to help people out. Thanks Britt
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The Drive to build life is very strong Lost is the feeling cause something’s wrong Search for the meaning it’s so hard to find Am I the only seeing soul in a world gone blind ? Living to consume in this express lane Wonder why my body feels so much pain Push for the perks and things that pass away Am I the only soul seeing in a world gone astray ? Seeking to fill the void of an empty life No laughter of children, no love of wife Only the things that cold hard cash can buy Am I the only soul seeing this world pass by ? Time that just flies with nothing to show The young grow old before they know That living is more than things and money Am I the only soul left in this world to see ? By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Going Home
GOING HOME Without a sound she came, Crashing into my life like an invisible, silent earthquake, That brought me to my knees, Like a felled tree in a forest of granite. Did I make a sound as my foundation crumbled, And I toppled to sprawl flat on my back, Amongst the rubble of leaves, and whispers, And onlooking dreams, Unspoken hopes, and sheltered needs? I don't know. I can't recall being there. Without a pause, or a thought, or a charge, She gave me hope. She handed it out like candy, From an over-flowing Halloween bucket, Orange and black, A permanent smile that made me grin, Even when I felt the need to sob, Like a skinned-knee'd child, Lying beside a twisted, broken bicycle. Without hesitation she wrapped me in her warmth. Her velvet tenderness, Her moon-glow understanding. Like a starlit blanket of trust, Pulled over my head to keep the boogie-man at bay. I feel safe here. Do I have to go home? Copyright © 2006 Brian T. Jackson
Irish Toast
We drink to your Coffin. May it be built from the wood of a thousand year old oak tree. That I shall plant tommorow.
"Trapped" Trapped in my world of confusion, my head spinning and spinning, vision blurred, confusion is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of pain, keeping it all inside, hurt is all I feel, pain is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of anger, vessels ready to explode, blood boiling, anger is what I deserve. Trapped in my world of sadness, crying, weeping, not knowing what to do, sadness is what I deserve. Trapped in my own reality, scared, helpless and empty, not knowing what to do. Nobody will save me, death is all I deserve. alo
Question Of The Day!
These Questions of the Day are mainly for the Ladies..But gentleman feel free to comment also..This should be fun! Missy = )~ Should you tell your man about your past sexual experiences? How do you know when a man is thinking about sex?What's the most difficult challenge a man can be faced with?
So, I'm sitting here about to die! I'm so damn bored. My son is asleep and I'm hyper as hell. Didn't know what else to do, except get online. What a wonderful life I have lol... Well, I'm new to this so I'm still trying to figure it all out...Everyone has been so nice ...not like myspace but if anyone's got myspace feel free to
Need Help!
So my son is in the cutest kid contest! Right now, HE'S IN THE LEAD, but there's one kid tailing him!!! Help us out, PLEASE!!! I will return the favor, just tell me what u need! Here's the link... comment bomb like crazy!!!
Beautiful Womens Contest....
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What A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to quit a Job Break up with a lover and confront a friend without ruining the friendship EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Some Pretty Funny Shit
Man Of THE HOUSE!The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess."
Women Over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve>it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if yo
About A Boy
So glad I came to this site. I found a really nice guy on here and we are now going out. I really hadn't thought this site was going to help me but it did. Thanks Mattie for telling me about it.
This would be the first blog I've done. I'm really not into the blogging much, but we'll see how this goes. I am currently in Kansas, helping my sister out. Those of you who pray, please say a little prayer for her, she's going through some things right now that are really hard for her. I, however, no longer live in Kansas. I'm living in Missouri for now. We are talking about moving back to Texas, but we will see what happens with that. I'm a Stay at home mom to two little munchkins. I've been married for 3 years.
I Hate Ppl Who Do Not Talk Back When U Talk 2 Them
i effin hate it whenu tary 2 talk 2 ppl and they dont talk back it is like they dont see u or some pisses me off so bad
Jholio's Mindless Ramblings
I dont know if it isn't working or what but I can't see anything in my Shoutout box. Even if it is me typing to someone. Is it broken or is something else happening?
Mad World
AN ELEPHANT STORY... In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after Graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbemb was walking through the Chica go Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elep
A Fantasy I Wrote To A Friend..
It was hot. It was late. Everyone in the house was asleep but you. No matter how hard you tried, you couldn’t talk yourself into going to sleep. You got up. You put on that flannel shirt that only seemed to have one button that fastened near your belly button. You had it hidden in the bottom of the dresser and only put it on when you wanted to feel sexy. A boy you knew in high school had left it under your bed one day when he had to make a quick exit out of the window before your Mom caught you. You had cut off the sleeves because they were too long. It brought your mind back to a time when sex was fun, and carefree. Your husband hadn’t touched you in a month because of the usual reasons, too tired or too much to drink or both. You slipped into some flip-flops and made your way downstairs. You grabbed a diet coke out of the fridge and stepped out on to the back porch. It was cooler there. You longed to be free of this, this life that felt like a prison sometimes. You t
BONEHEAD Greased keys open more than one door. "Her was sniffity - snuffity and her was cryin' out her bonehead very much," she said as the demon slid his fingers along the outside of her soul. Her hair that had sat so perfectly atop her head, fell and became limp with human grease. Her eyes were drooling and she spat when she spoke. The powder on her face, which had been hidden, suddenly became apparent as it ran down her face with her tears. Absentmindedly, her nipple found its way out of her blouse and dangled there waving hello. There was a stumble in her stride that made her feet not know where the other was. So much so, that when her lip hit the concrete, it was predictable that the blood bag would explode and stain the rocks. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
A Gaze Between Us
A GAZE BETWEEN US It took many stories to make this story, but what is life but the same. A gaze between us is all it took to spark this insatiable desire A toast to things left unsaid. You are the only one who can see me. Suprises unfold like origami. Your heart still bears my name. My lips find their way around yours, and I'm remembering how good it feels. With you. When you kiss my neck, I become a piece of forbidden fruit. I can feel you devour me. A token to remember and never to forget, that as days roll by you are in my mind, in my heart. I carried you back on my clothes and I cuddle you in my bed. I dream of you tonight as your scent cradles me. My life has spilled into yours, and yours into mine. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
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Pick Myself Up
Sitting in the morning sun and watching all the birds passing by Ooh how sweat they sing and ooh how much I wish that I could fly and I try I said I try I try I really try, try, try But I got to pick myself up (dust myself off) dust myself off (start all over) start all over again (start all over) I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off (start all over) start all over again (start all over) Sitting in the midday sun and wondering where my meal's coming from After working so hard not even piece of bread a mi yard And I said I try Oh lord I try Say I try I really try, try, try But I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off ...... (start all over) start all over again (start all over) I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off I say (start all over) And I start all over again (start all over) Sitting in the evening sun and watching the same birds passing by Sitting and wondering a
Submissive Do's And Don'ts
While this page is primarily intended for guiding a submissive or a slave in their "online conduct" or "behavior", you'll find quite a few of these things can actually carry over into real life. Whether you are a slave or a submissive, you'll always be expected to show courtesy and respect to anyone that you encounter online, especially if you find yourself in the company of, or talking to a Dominant. Remember, if you embarrass yourself, you also embarrass your Dominant. The quickest way to find a novice sub is to watch for the lack of respect she shows to a Dominant in a chat room. A submissive or slave may not like a Dominant she comes across while she's chatting, but that is still no reason not to be courteous and respectful. And yes, it goes without saying, as a submissive or slave you are also due appropriate respect from anyone else you come across, incl
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Why I Will Not Light A Candle For Peace.
Recently, I have viewed many candle lighting ceremonies being performed. I did not participate in these ceremonious affairs largely due to the fact that I refuse to light a candle for peace. This is why. Lighting a candle for peace is showing your support for an Anti-War Movement. I do not support the anti-war movement, I support war. I support going to other countries to kill the enemy, and I support our nation doing what they need to do to keep us safe here within our home front. Does this entail murdering and maiming people? Yes it does, does this entail innocent people getting caught in the crossfire? Yes it does. I know my stance is harsh, but it’s called reality. We can not live as a peaceful nation without war, hence why any Anti-War Movement is just ridiculous in my eyes. Do I not admire the fantasy of world peace? I do, but guess what? It's never going to happen. I still to this day support the war, the troops and I still agree with going into Iraq. The popular thing to do
this is a unique site. in the time ive been on here this is its third name now... fist lostcherry then cherrytap and now fubar. the girls on this site have it very easy because most the guys on this site are here to look at girls and the girls know that so they post revealing pictures on here. i have no problem with this or anything just saying that girls have it alot easer than guys do because guys are more desperate i got new pics come and look and rate
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Just Blah
They are too rushed for me. I am so much more of a night owl. I wish I had the patience to homeschool. I could sleep in then. LOL Coffee is what sustains me though. Without my coffee ready to go when I wake up, OMG....I don't want to think about how bitchy I would really be. At least after I get the oldest 2 on the busses the rest of my morning slows down a bit. I get to just chill on here and play around on the computer for about an hour. It's my "down time" because the 2 yr old is bound to wake up and when he does...he is on full speed within 10 minutes or so. lol I can't complain too much though. Life is good. There will always be trials and tribulations in life. That is what makes life worth living. But I gotta be me....I gotta find something to bitch about. That's what the husband says anyway. lol I am just blah right now. I should be in a better mood. I have 2 kids at school. One watching sesame street and hubby asleep so the computer is all mine for awhile lon
Becoming A Man
BECOMING A MAN Shadows eat in the night what we forget during the day Darkness among huddled masses engage in hidden evils Lies grow in the mouths of children Lust for closure in camouflaged corners "This is how you become a man," the child spoke as he ran his index finger over and down his left eye to his cheek. "You have broken eyes." The texture of his skin changed as he spoke the words and his eyes seemed to crack under the strain. Daemon or cherub, one cannot say, for it seemed to speak in convincing tune. Under the beat of urban lights he turned and ran away. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
Wtf Were They Thinking!!
Raiders sign QB Josh Booty By Associated Press 5 hours ago ALAMEDA, Calif. - The Oakland Raiders have signed quarterback Josh Booty, the former prep star who has been out of football since 2003 and has never thrown a pass in the NFL. Booty was one of the nation's top high school quarterbacks in 1993 when he decided to play baseball instead of football. He spent five years with the Florida Marlins but played only 13 games at the major league level. In two seasons at LSU, Booty threw for 3,951 yards and 24 touchdowns and was taken by Seattle in the sixth round of the 2001 draft. Acquired off waivers by Cleveland later that year, Booty spent parts of three seasons with the Browns. Booty joins Andrew Walter as the only quarterbacks on the Raiders' roster. The team cut ties with last year's starter, Aaron Brooks, and third-stringer Marques Tuiasosopo is a free agent. Oakland has the No. 1 pick in next month's draft and could select quarterback JaMarcus Russell of LSU. Booty
About Me
i have new pics up to prove to ya'all i am real as can be take a peek! my name is cindy i am almost 21 april 19 i live on the west side of bloomington i am a female
Sad & Single
This sucks royally! I have been single for almost a year...and NO SEX since August. This is really getting annoying. But I guess it is partially my fault. Getting ready to get divorced at 23 years old, 4 1/2 year old disabled child, and litterally no time to go out and find a responsible & gorgeous man. This blows big time!!!! It really sucks. No man this day and age wants to deal with a child who is disabled, let alone be with a woman who isn't a toothpick, and not a perfect beauty. I may not be drop dead gorgeous, but I know that I am beautiful in my own way. I am a natural beauty, and I am curvy. I have a great mind, I have a good singing voice, I'm a pretty good artist, I'm funny, loving, caring, sarcastic, and witty. I love movies and music and most of the time I am down for anything. I just wish I knew what I could do to make myself more attractive to a guy who could actually care about me for me.
Linkin Park Numb
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So as I was coming home from a long day of work at the store a week or so ago, this cop pulled me over for supposedly running a red light. I happen to recall that the light was yellow as I pass through it, and I told him that. He looked over my information, driver's license, insurance, etc. After doing that for what seems like forever, seeing that I had never been pulled over, arrested or jailed, he decided to give me a ticket anyway, saying that the Temple police is beginning to "crack down" on moving violations, parking violations, etc. I show up today at the courthouse to figure out how much the ticket is and my options, and the fucking thing is $215!! What the fuck? I ask the lady there what my options are. They pretty much are, pay it, contest it and pay it anyways if I'm found guilty, or take a class which will put me about $160 in the hole. This sucks ya'll. I know for a fact I didn't run that light, so I pretty much said that I would contest it. Court date is April 17
Love Poem
Suck This, And Swallow
Driving, for hours in our past. A man swivels forth, and cries a good riddance. I swerve to compel the disenchanted feeling, of the death rising. We fight off, in the green style of a planet unborn. Dreams they refer it. The warmth of his body relieves the tension of our, muscles inclined. From the right bumper, he clashes the insides, where the gaskets blow. We tremble in the thought of murder deafening our ears. A sizzle flash, water corrodes, the blood staining the glossy paint, that shines a dusty comfort zone, in between our hearts and seatbelts, for safety. Strolling away from the wash ever so badly. Lights blaring across the night. The sound destroys confidence, within. The gas inside the tank, fluffs sugar before I push the pedal. Incompetent to pay amounts, for continue of the miles. Insanity kicks in, when we arrive in to the door. A beautiful abode we enter, but the red skies flood these heads. I yell for god, bug among the d
plz help me in contest i would like to win this contest plz with all ur help there r others in this contest who r very childish and say my tat is lame so to prove to the imature people that a contest is for fun just enjoy it and dont be jealous plz come help me rate thanks click the pic
My Sons Have Honor
My Plea
Where does this demon inside come from?, Why do I find myself depressed God what have i done?, Can someone out there help? Does any care?, That im alone in this life and i have nothing left to spare, I need something to cure the itch or a supernatural rescue, Will anyone ever care like you, Or should i say used to because now im forgotten, Left in this grave lifeless and letting my soul become rotten, I close my eyelids and feel my eyes roll into the back of my head, Asking and wondering to myself am i alive or dead?, Im not quite sure but i know what i wish i was, The reason is not you, me, or them but just because, Do you know where i am? Or how i might feel, No you dont so just let me kill, Not you or just anyone else but me, myself, and I, All three of us just wish i would creep into a closed crypt and die, I held out my hand once before in search of help, But no one cares or knows exactly how bad the pain felt,
Lets Just See
No offense but...People are getting too lazy on here. So I gave in, let's see who will actually read this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as ...My so called friends...
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EmScott@ CherryTAP
I don't know you, Yet you know me. I have been torn apart by other guys. Yet I fear that you are different. There is a difference in our ages. Yet it seems as though there is not. You are a stranger to me, Yet I am familiar to you. I like you just by the sound of your voice. I have fallen for a sound. I need help to recover. Yet there's no one there to help me recover. I wrote this poem 10-17-96 and updated it 6-7-98. I know that my poems arent that good but a friend said that it will help me feel better.
Family Guy Pics
Earth Day- 4/22!
I honor of Earth Day coming up, just wanted to get a few things out there that may interesting to those of you who give a shit about this place we all call home... * Meat production (especially mass-produced): Can take seven or more pounds of grain to produce one pound of beef and livestock consumes 70% of America's grain. If you alone gave up beef once every seven days, you could save the 840 gallons of water it takes to produce a single serving. * If everyone in the US reduced the amount of junk mail he/she receives every week, 100 million trees would be spared each year. (, click "for consumers", "telemarketing", "unsolicited mail..." will show you how! ) * Install faucet aerators and high-efficiency showerheads and in year's time you'll save bet. 1,000 and 8,000 gallons of water. * keep track of your thermostat!! Adjust it down 2 degrees in winter and up 2 degrees in summer and you'll keep nearly 880 pounds of carbon dioxide from warming the earth. * The a
Breast Cancer
In the past several months 2 of my friends have been diagnosed with breast cancer. Lisa had a recurrance of breast cancer, fortunately they got it all. My other friend may not be so lucky. There is talk that she may loose the breast. They are both under 35. I would llke to tell all of my friends, it is so important to do those self check exams and to know your family medical history. Yes it is recommended to start the mammograms after 40. Since this has happened, I would recommend it sooner, I have been having them done at the age of 35 Just remeaber, that breast cancer is a disease and it does not pick and choose, it can attack anyone
Gone Racing
Well I found out tonight that I am officialy on my way to Boswell Indiana the weekend of April 27th! I'm goin to KAMP! This so totally kicks ass!
Im A Flirt!
The Professor Is In
YOu know a big shout out here, Broken Angel doesn't think she's as hot as she looks in this photo. I think we should visit and rate her photos. She's looking good and confident here. I hve been visiting Jo's place. I'm a keen fan. Jo@ CherryTAP You can't comment on Kimmie's photos, but I love this one.
All The Joy, All The Fun,
All the joy, all the fun, all the excitement, took place here. This is what every kid looked forward to: recess. Every kid could not wait to get here. Couldn't wait to get out here and get beaten up by the bullies. Couldn't wait to get out here and get teased and humiliated. Couldn't wait to get out here so they could be chosen last, for all the teams. This is where all the fun of childhood took place. The only thing I remember rivaling that, was one time, during my parents attempted reconciliation, they took me skiing. And as I stood atop the mountain, and looked across at another snow covered hill, I saw my reflection. And then a land slide brought it down. You see, scars are souvenirs you never loose, the past is never far. But what do you do? What do you do, when all your memories are razor blades? When everything you can possibly remember, hurts? What do you do?
New Member
Well, today I went to the doctor & found out that I am pregnant. I couldnt believe when she came in there & told me I freaked out badly. All I could think about was what my mom was going to say. I didnt think that this was even possible for me. Well, Im 5 weeks & 1 day pregnant but u can consider it 6 weeks. I have my first appointment next week & my first ultrasound 3 days after my birthday. I still havent told anyone yet especially my mom I dont even know how to break it too her. Any suggestions? I post more when I know it!
6 Reasons Not To Mess With Children.
1 - Brownies - with our without nuts? With out! I buy the cosmic brownies!! 2 - Do you currently have a $10.00 in your possession? Yep, with a little extra! 3 - If you could eat anything at all right now, what would it be? i'm kinda craving Hot Dog Dhopp 4 - What are you listening to right now? I tried, by bone thugs 5 - The closest thing to you that is black...Jingles my dog 6 - Your favorite cologne/perfume to wear... body mists 7 - Prefer your water in a bottle or out of the tap? My tap has a purifier on it, so I like that the best!! 8 - Last concert you saw? I can not remember!! 9 - Least favorite thing in the world - Spiders and Asshole MEN!! 10 - Are you addicted to Myspace? just a bit, but I am more addicted to Cherry Tap! 11 - What are your plans for the near future (like tomorrow)? To wake up!! 12 - Would you consider yourself a flirt? When I want to be! 13 - Are you good at it (see #12)? I think so! 14 - What song is your guilty p
Recent Posts
The bulletins that have hit saying that people are making fun of the VT massacre, Columbine, and 9-11 are sick individuals. I read an article from Newsweek this morning on one of the victims accounts, what it is like to be on my cell phone and having a 9-1-1 operator telling me she cant understand what im saying. I could not imagine sitting in a classroom, watching my instrusctor get shot, then having to lay still to make this psychopath think im dead as he shoots a girl that is next to me in the back and shoots me three times as he is walking and unloading his weapons. For the Columbine shooting, do you know what i t is like to have your husband overseas, when you hear on the news that there has been a shooting at a Colorado High School, and you have kids going to high school in CO, the fear that runs through your body as well as the guilt when you find out that it was not the school that your child goes to? As far as 9-11, what you do when put into a situation that you k
click and comment bomb tis guy for me!hes in a contest for a BLAST!anything will be greatful! help a friend of mind wina blast!! comment BOMB is ass
Domestic Violence
Domestic Violence: - Everyone's Issue Female murder victims are substantially more likely than male murder victims to have been killed by an intimate. In recent years - From US Department of Justice-Office of Justice Programs 2004 * About one third of female murder victims were killed by an intimate. * About 3% of male murder victims were killed by an intimate. * Of all female murder victims, the proportion killed by an intimate declined slightly until 1995 when the proportion began increasing, although it has stabilized recently. * Of male murder victims, the proportion killed by an intimate has dropped.< By the mid 1990's, at least fifteen hundred women each year were murder victimes from domestic violence. Fifteen hundred Silent Witnesses from all fifty states participated in the first Washington, DC 1994 "March to End the Silence". Each state's Silent Witnesses represented the number of women murde
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Red Sox
well, the sox swept the yanks in a 3 games series for the first time in 17 years! they also had 4 home runs in a ROW in sunday's game, manny ramirez, j.d. drew, mike lowell then jason veritek! then lowell hit another homer with 2 on base for the win, awesome game and weekend. they start a 2 game series against the blue jays tomorrow. standby for the next update tuesday night.
New Pics!!
Hi y'all, Rate my new pics please ;p
My Friends List
Hey everyone! I'll be cleaning out my friends list in the next day or those of you that I talk to regularly....don't worry. If I haven't ever talked to you and you just asked to be a friend for points or to see my private pics, you're probably gonna get deleted. If you have a problem with that....let me know and I will keep you. J
The Big Question.........
Hey Whats Up People?
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! GIRLS TITLE IT "HUBBY APPLICATION" BOYS TITLE IT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
A Big Thanks To....
In my recent contest, which I won 2nd & a 1 day blast for; these people were awesome in helping me & I want to publicly thank them. If you have the time & want; please stop by & show them some cherry luv. They are all just awesome & I hope they know how much I value them as a friend! lisasweet@ CherryTAP timhorton02 CT HUBBY OF~}i{~Elizabeth ~}i{~@ CherryTAP (Profile link not working so this is a photo link) tiggernut1(Please Read My Profile !!!!!)@ CherryTAP Harborcrue@ CherryTAP gem@ CherryTAP RedheadedCherry♥@ CherryTAP (Link to profile not working so here's a photo link) & a special thank you to Pitviper; he was not feelin well last week & still he would comment my contest.Pitviper for my Summer Queen@ CherryTAP A HUGE thanks to all, I just know I'm forgetting someone & if I did please let me know! Look for my blast; I'll be posting it soon.
Help Me Win
i need comment bombing on a pic so i can win a blast compition. PLEASE HELP.
The Letter
Jemma sat at her mahogany desk that night writing a letter that her heart had been creating for awhile now. She knew that she would never give it to him. Him, that guy that changed her life. Him, that guy that she would never be able to erase from her memory or her heart. His name was a permanent tattoo that couldn’t be removed, Charlie, it couldn’t be lasered off or covered with makeup. He had touched her heart like no other. She reread every word of her finished product over at least a hundred times, already knowing that she had squeezed every emotion that she felt for him into that crisp, clean paper. And this is what it said… My Dearest Charlie, I have been feeling this way for a couple of weeks now and its time I tell you. I love everything about you, the way you look, your I don’t care what anyone thinks “attitude” and your intoxicating scent that I can only smell when I’m close to you. But that’s not all, I love your mischievous but sweet smile, your soft kiss, which I’m r
Hey my fellow cherries.. new to the tap.. looking to meet new peeps.. hit me with a message. Here's more about me.. go here.. speak soon xx Jem xx Hey Guys, New the Tap.. so dont be shy come and say hello.. yes the profile is empty.. 3rd day on here.. If you wanna knw more..send me a message. other info on me.
Come on all you Marines, Bikers, and Bomber Family Members make me prode. Iam in the Godfather Contest Some please make this sticky. You all know the work I do for others. Now "DO IT FOR ME" PLEASE
I'm having a little boy and he's due in August his name is John-Jacob James Smith. I'm so excited :) :) :) Also I'm getting married in July, really excited about that too!
Good Bye
To all my CT Family and Friends. I am going to be taking down my site for good. It was a personal desision, that no one effected exept me. Its been alot of fun and I want to thank everybody. Those of you who still have my email/yahoo info feel free to contact me, as that will stay up. To everyone else have fun and stay sexy. I will keep this up for a few more days if you would like my contact info let me know.
Steal This!
Some of you have already heard this... but I had to get it on the interweb so we can apprehend some crooks and leave their bodies in the pond. Last night, after my last day of finals and having a terrible time working on my Cell Bio. lab notebook (10 weeks of lab results and questions to answer... ugh), I went home to get wasted. I felt I'd earned it, and I'd turn my homework in on time, and do a bit of drinking again Thursday, since finals week would be over... Started drinkin' burrs around 7:00, finished 3 before we left the house sometime before 8. We headed over to Linton's house (with coolers full of beers) to look at tires for the big ass truck that's soon to be at our house. 3 hours, a 12-pack, and a George Carlin routine later, we got home, and I spilled beer all over my phone. I set it in the toaster oven to dry for an hour (at 200 degrees, it wouldn't melt, but it was full of beer anyway, and so was I) while I made a sandwich. I took it out and went to bed to watch the sec
Help Find Maddie
My Meez
I'm cenagal120!This is the 3D me.Make your own,and we both get Coinz!
Got a Question for ya, whats wrong with me? What makes me so different from any other guy that makes you not wanna date me. I'm sorry i'm not deathly handsom. News flash all those so called hotties and "G" Wannabes will end up treatin you like shit anyways. The thing about guys who don't look all that great is that they will work a bit harder to impress you and treat you with the respect you deserve. Don't beleave me give it a shot one time and you'll see. For all you ladies who are readin this and are saying that i'm a loser and don't know what i'm talkin about and your thinkin to yourself "My man never treats me like crap and he is amazing looking" or somethin like that, think about it how many times have you been out to a club or where ever and he sees a couple of his "boys" whats he do does he stick with you or ignore you for his "Boys"? Like i said some of you girls are just gonna look at this and go "pfft, Whatever." Thats fine but you know im right. P.S. My name is Mike and i
Shooting Star
Shooting Star (an Ottava-Rima) While he does fall to winters frigid knees The summer skies do tumble from reprise With spring so long forgotten in the breeze His lonesome heart will wander in demise Such failing hope still grasping out to seize A glimpse of what is felt beyond disguise To touch the thoughts of passion in its wake While basking in its presence and partake To live without a dream is but to die And so his mind does fabricate desire Yet in the cold and bitter trials of night His emptiness consumes to douse the fire Its kindling dwindling dark unto the light Awaken to the morning’s painful mire To walk among the living in a daze His soul found fading fast amid the haze As fleeting dreams turn back to cast a glance Forgotten faith lies somewhere out of reach Where grace made haste while leaving not a chance The piercing of this heart it cannot breach Nor soothing of its weak and weary stance For shattered yesterdays did only teach That what i
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. :~*The Wild Bunch*~: .
Ponderisms: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. < BR>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the ne
Get More at In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys. 1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE. 2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself. 3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such.
hmmm where to start.... I guess at the beginning! As most of you know I am almost always single...I kinda like it that way ya know? Well Greta (my best friend) has it in her head she needs to set me up with someone. So, I am going along with it for now. The guy she is trying to hook me up with is nice and sweet and good looking but...(there's always a but) I just don't know. He is nice and easy to talk to and fun to be around (tonight was the 2nd time i have seen him). So the other night he called me and basically asked me out on a date I was all shy and nervous but said sure. Well since it was Greta's idea to hook us up I wanted her there with me since i barely know the guy. I thought we were doing dinner then the bar but we just went to the bar. He knew alot of the people there so he was talking to everybody. We talked a little and Greta and Chris were bugging me about like holding his hand or some shit. I am to shy for all that! He is shy to so there was no way that was
Riding In A Wwii B-17g
Saturday May 20,2007 me and 2 buddies leave for Moffet Field in Mtn View,CA, Its a nice day about 78 degrees with a nice cool breeze coming in from the San Francisco Bay. Our Mission to go and see 3 World War II bombers at the old Naval Air Station(now runned by NASA). the 3 aircraft are in flying condition and you can take a ride in them for only $425.00 per person.the first is A B-17G Flying Fortress the second A B-24 Liberator and the last is a B-25J Mitchell. our mission to look at these nice old birds. we arrive there and look around. next thing i hear is that there are 3 seats on the B-17 for us and that we are the 7th flight up. i wont tell anymore details then that.. my buddy tried to get us on the B-24 but it doesnt have anymore gas to spare and is done for the day.. SO we are waiting our turn to fly in the B-17..a woman comes out and explains the rules and what not to touch or you can fall outta the plane.. lets just say this WHAT A BLAST AND THRILL to fly in a p
My Buddy- Baby Smoothe-
This is a good friend of mine and hes been trying for so long to get his 30 day blast, heres the comment he left on my page and he dont beg much less ask for anything unless he really needs it. this time i know he needs it..... ----------------------------------------------- comment: dam hun im not going to make it i need it by the 31st plz plz plz get all your ppls to help me again i well add them and fan them plz plz i well gift them to lol i well do almost anything ------------------------------------------------ HERES HIS LINK- AND PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HELP HIM OUT- HES RIGHT NOW AT 13500 AND NEEDS TO GET 25000- SO PLEASE COME HELP ME BOMB HIM. AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP FOR THOSE WHO HELP OUT-- HE IS A GREAT PERSON. Music Video Codes By Music
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I just have to rant from my soapbox for a bit about my dumbass brother in law. I haven't uttered a word to this POS since Christmas, but he seems to be tired of hearing my fucking mouth and so forth. Yesterday, I go out to play with my pooch and he happens to be walking his horse home along with his young son. His dog was behind my doghouse eating my cats food. So JACKASS starts to call his dog and say that he's tired of my fucking mouth, that he's gonna give me fucking $5 for catfood and so forth. I've only mentioned the dog once back in November when it and it's mate were destroying everything in my yard. He's never said anything to my face about it...only leaves messages on the machine threating to kill my cats, bitching about the land and other people. Nothing to do with my initial call. But anyhow, I'm fed up with him. My hubby, me, and his brother and wife are NOT allowed to even have contact with our nephew because of his attitude! Where's a hitman when you need one?!!
Random Nothingness
100 Things I Love Late night movies in bed Sleeping in warm camping socks The smell of the air after a rainstorm Playing in the snow Slow dancing in the rain Listening to thunderstorms and lightning while falling asleep Being around animals of any kind Waking up on a Saturday morning and realizing you dont have to go to work Sleeping in!! Warm apple cider Finding your favorite shirt or pair of jeans on a clearance rack Pretty underwear/lingerie The feeling of walking into a courtroom and feeling achievement in a dream The breeze blowing in your face when ice skating Falling in love Wrestling with a boyfriend Being goofy with a significant other Playing cards and board games with the family Sunday afternoon naps Hot bubble baths Unexpected text messages Handwritten letters Sexy eye contact Body spray Smooth legs Egg-nog at Christmas time Slipping into my pjs after a long night First kisses New myspace comments and email Cra
Ok, I have met so many people so far. the ones that I thought ment alot to me I added to yahoo. The chat box here sucks so I figured that would help with chat. But, the few ppl I added to yahoo dont chat. so you will not only be deleted there but here also. and ones that I added here that dont ever chat will also be deleted. SOrry, Im not a here for points ....I think I am part of the 1% here that actually want to try and make some REAL frineds. Anyway..... as time goes by I will be deleting the ones that dont chat. I guess the right thing to do is to give it some time. some people dont spend that much time on here. Anyway...... if I end up deleting all my friends I will delete my profile as well. it all seems like a waste of time. well.... thanx for listening. Alex
I just dont understand....I really like this guy n I think he likes me 2, but he doesnt say so....What is it with men that cant wear there feelings on their sleeve? Im just so tired of trying if there is nothing there. grrrrr
Winners In The Best Morph Contest
The Ultimate Sacrifice
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Today is a day to remember and reflect on the men and women that have made the Ultimate Sacrifice so we can have our freedom today. If it wasn't for them, who knows what or where we would be at today. Thought I never served in the service, I take time to remember them. I am proud of my father, who served in the Navy and was at Pearl Harbor. He remembers and he really doesn't like to talk about it. This country has lost so many lives in the past few years due to the war in the Middle East,but let's not forget the Older Service men that are up in age that might not be around that much longer. If you see one, thank them for their efforts in the past for helping making us a free country that it is today.
Thank You
he to all my friends thanks for the happy birthday greetings from everyone who left me i really wanted to say thanks it means alot to me also wanted to remind everyone i have a lounge opened but i need help in making it the best one on cherrytap so if anyone knows how to set up a lounge or any ideas please let me know if all r weclomed to join thanks dale jr
Please Help Me! :)
ok I need some cherry love!! I am in this to win my dream car please!! please!! stop by and rate, comment bomb what ever you have to.. to help me win!!! click on the pic and show me some love!!! And for those who have thank you sooooo much I owe each of you big time!! MMMUUUAAACCCHHHH!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!! MISSY TAZZIE69 IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS GETTING TO IT LET ME KNOW THANKS!
Women And Men
Why women have two hands: Why men have two hands:
ok about me i guess. i am 43 years old, married no kids,but do ,how ever take care of 3 year old little girl. and she a hand full. i think we learn from each other,and who said you can't teach ,old dog's new trick's lol. she is apple of my eye and the the only one who hold's the key to my heart. and as far as love goes i found out hard way that nothing last forever. i have no clue why iam at this cherry tap thing lol , it's not like i don't have life lol. ok you think your sick of hearing about me ,well hear i go again lol, i love all kids music love 70s rock and all country and lite jazz.i enjoy walking and love it when it rain's , and i like smell fresh gut grass, i am just a kick back kinda person i guess. i have been told a person with heart of gold.i try not to get mad or upset over ever little thing cause life to short. ans besides i love take the time to stop and smell roes's . ok folks i am 42, female from Ohio I enjoy walking running, and spending time with my grand nice. a
Im Sick Of Being Rated A 1 Our Below 10 It Rude And Obnoxious
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Who Gives A Shit?
Beale St. - Join Me!
OK. Tomorrow (Monday 6/4) I am going to pull an all-nighter on Beale St. in Memphis. I LOVE Beale St.!!! If any CTAPpers can join me, that would be AWESOME! I should be there by 7:00, and I'll be wearing my blsck snd red #3 cap. If anybody wants to hang for awhile, PLEASE look for me (you'll recognize me from my photos). I will buy any and every CherryTAPper on Beale St. a drink (or more...!). If you are shy, just walk up close to me and say LOUD "CHERRY TAP!!" I'll know it's YOU!! Hope to see you tomorrow. --TennDocc
What? -A personal site about myself. Where? What's in it? -Pix -Samples of music trax I've made -Graphic design creations I've done -Media/Videos -Links to my other sites -Shop - to buy personally created merchandise! -& hopefully a members area Why? -To get my music, creations & myself out for the whole world to enjoy! haha! :) When? -Soon hopefully... the last guy that was suppose to finish it, bailed on me so it's a work in progress again. I'm currently working with new clients to get the project finished in a 1-3 wks. Thanks for being patient! -Crystal.
Tonight i prayed the Lakota peace pipe ceremony with my intention for my dog who i recently put down. He was very special to me as my goofy friend and companion. It was very hard for me to say goodbye after 11 years.I have sensed him near many times since his death and at the ceremony i sensed him and had some powerful things happen. I sensed him breath on me and he picked up a paper i had near me with a song on it in Lakota and drug it away and then dropped it. It was not wind.It was him.I asked my ancestors to take him home and keep him there until i follow the spirit road. I felt my family around me as i sat alone. I could feel their presence like a physical person in front of me. When i said his name the bamboo trees next to me moved like something walked through it. I knew it was him and he was there,as always, my friend. This helped me to let him go on to my family. I felt the power of God and know all is well. So as a part Indian and part white i ask you if the Christian way
Things I Found
1.) MR. THUG LIFE Advantages a. Real good at making love b. Fun and exciting c. Makes you laugh d. Has your back, will fight and protect you Disadvantages a. Usually drinks and smokes too much b. Always got drama c. Stays a thug forever d. In and out of jail 2.) MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL Advantages a. Will take you out in the beginning b. Will introduce you to all his friends c. Compliments you all the time Disadvantages a. Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade b. Will not get rid of her c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his ass! 3.) MR. BIG BALLA Advantages a. Will give you money with no questions asked b. Has a lot of style to him c. Will show you some of the nice things in life Disadvantages a. Never returns your phone calls b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first c. Loves to be around his boys more than you. 4.)MR. I`
Photo Stuff
Look at them in order, the captions matter :)
Ok to all the people out there that read my husbands mumm about one of my best friends grandmother had passed it was nice to actually see that there wasn't very many rude people on that one I want Thank all of you that actually left comments on there. Now for some of the ones that likes to be rude and leave smart comments I mean seriously why leave a comment on the mumm if you don't have nothing to say. And for one apparently your bored to because you wouldn't be answering these mumms and leaving smart ass comments. But for the most part the ones that left a nice comment thank you. I will be the first one to admit to this my husband is numb about a death because he knows that there is no coming back. He has been an EMT-B for 8 years now and taking the Paramedic Class you guys out there inless you are a firefighter, emt-b or a medic you guys don't know what they see and what they have to deal with. So before you run the rudeness on here look at it has in a firefighter's eyes or emt-b pa
Have You Ever Thought About...
Have you ever thought about names for people who cheat? I mean the names for guys that cheat are such as player, pimp, stud, etc. That's what guys call themselves a ton. Think about it, all the names for guys who cheat alot are all positive. For girls it's such as h**, wh***, etc. Now all the names for girls are all negative. Girls and guys call girls that who cheat. Think about it, guys are basically encouraged to cheat and to "play" around. Girls are defenitly discouraged. Now think more, does it seem fair that girls are not allowed to while guys are basically expected to cheat? Girls are supposedly to expect their bfs to cheat on them. For guys, the girls are not allowed to at all even if they do it themselves. What are your thoughts about it?
I put a guestbook in my about me section. Just wanted to try it out. Feel free to add yourself to it.
Life Sucks
Well I finally found out the truth about someone that I thought was family was a liar and for what it's worth, Rahter it was something that was said, or done, doesn't give someone the right to lie about something like what was lied about. If I believe it wasn't true I wouldn't have called every Hospital in the area that I knew that would do such surgery like what I was told. I was told by each place that I've called that there was no such person that by that name, and that is how I know that what was being told to me wasn't true and the sad part about the whole thing is that there was things that were sad for no reason at all, and other than that there were people whom were told the same thing and went as far as trying to send flowers and cards to a perosn that wasn't even there and lost money cause they were sent and the person whom was telling the lie didn't even know the hospital where she was at, now in my day when I go through a major surgery like that I want to know where I'm at
Come Back
Life Is Short
Life is way to short, to have enemys or old friends u thought u never forgive or forgive u. So if u have anyone like that time to tell them ur sorry even if u didnt do it and go talk to them become there friend again. Life is way to short to do shit like that. Rain muahh
This N That
Fire Spreads
OK, I am not normally the type to become angry, but today I am in that state. To start off, I will give some background info, so that everyone can understand where I am coming from. At about four in the morning today, I was awakened by my roommate yelling to me that the building was on fire. I hastily grabbed and put on a shirt (inside out, of course), grabbed my shoes, and sprinted out the door. The sight which greeted me was a smoke enshrouded courtyard with a blaze below me and across the way at the edge of the second story balcony. There were a couple residents pounding on doors (including my roommate) on the second and third floors, so I put my shoes on hastily and ran down to the first floor, getting a view of the source of the blaze: my roommate's beloved jeep. When I got to the first floor I started to knock on one of the four doors down there, got in three knocks before one of the jeep's tires exploded, sending me running. Apparently an onlooker had already alerted those
Cherrytap Misc.
So Ive taken a few days off this site and as I made my way back to it, Im thinking to myself WTF am I doing here? All I see is everyone bashing everyone, Bulletins about the downraters, the "stupid" people of CT, blah , blah... and to beat all this is all coming from friends/friends of friends on my page!!! I dont know about ya'll but Id rather not be a part of some site that talks shit about everybody on it. If you dont agree with one theory then youre stupid, ousted, declared un-friendworty.. Well heres a clue, I dont really give a fuck. Chances are I wont be on here much anymore anyway due to the fact that a group of adults cant act adult enough to conduct themselves on the internet. But what gets me the most is how "significant others" or wanna be "significants" will come stalk ya page all because they think they have the right to because you are friends with their bf/gf/wife/husband...GROW THE FUCK UP!! If you act this way on the internet, Id hate to see the way you act
My First Contest
Tired of all the drama & games. CherryTap used to be fun but now i feel like im gettin hurt off of unneccesary shit.. so if you wanna keep in touch with me.. message me with ur yahoo info, myspace, aol.. etc etc!! Holla atcha girl DutcheS***
Whats Your Sex StyleHARDCORE!!You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Far From Perfect
No one's ever believed in me, thus it's torn my world apart; words have crushed my self-esteem, and broke my tender heart. All my life I have always been, extremely sad inside; searching for the love that I, have always been denied. I never am quite good enough, and I can't do anything right; I am worthless and pathetic, within my loved one's eyes. All I have ever wanted, was to be accepted just for me; I can't be someone I am not, what you get is what you see. The hole in my heart is painfull, for it's empty and hollow inside; and everynight when I go to bed, I pray that I will die. I am not special or worthy, for someone to truly care; I'm a misfit to society, and this truth I have to bare. I have never known success, for I fail at everything; The song that once was in my heart, I can no longer sing. As I ponder upon my failures, which are much too many to count; I wonder why I was ever born, and what is my life all about? ~Unknown A dr
Can We Help Him Please
my friend mike "bare boat" and i are very close. he needs alot of love so if you know anyone who can give love to his page it would be sweet. he needs some more people to leave comments and sign his guest book. also i know him in real life he is a wonderful man. he just lost his mother on mothers day and he needs some presents and friends. send out the word. we are working on new photos for him to show he is real but i do know him on a personal level and he was an instructor of mine in colllege.... will you let just wink know too? thanks honey love crystal
Lifes Little Lessons
Lifes Little Lessons! Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life. May you have... Enough happiness to make you sweet Enough trials to make you strong Enough sorrow to keep you human Enough hope to make you happy And enough money to buy gifts. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often took so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably does hurt the person too. A careless word may kindle a strife; A cruel wo
Redneck Border Security
Support Our Troops!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the h
My Friends Music
To Think Or Not To Think?
I cant believe how petty people can be.. Seems to me there happens to be more drama here than on myspace which is sad cus this is really cool.. I was actually wonderin how many other people out there think the same thing. I wonder...... However stupid a person is they continue to fight on the internet heads up people fighting on the internet is like the special olympics you might win but you're still retarded..(means YOU'RE STILL A LOSER!!!!!)It's amazing how small ones IQ can get once they log on to a site such as this or myspace. Blows me away.. Anyhow thats my rant I think I'm done.... Another year almost gone. We have reached a new all time high in how bad our economy is getting. And we reached something I never thought I would ever see in my 27years of my youth that I would live to see a black president. A woman maybe but never thought a black man would actually stand a chance. Don't get me wrong we are all equal. BUT people of america do not think so sometimes. Perhaps its the s
Hey All
ok figured id say hi to all and thanks to my friend dwayne i just found this place i love it so far everyone friendly . thanks to all how have welcomed me . hope to meet alote of great new friends my baby goin back home to work for awhile so i wont be on here for a while .. srry if i dont answer u ill be back on as soon as possible . love you all stay sweet my heart is gone my mind is numb happiness lost never to return life is dark and shadows overrun blood runs cold , soul is fading sone be the end , darkness takes over
Dad's Day! =)
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Have a nice day! =) =)
You are the air that I breathe You are the sun that warms me You are the moon and starts that guide me by night You are the first person I think of in the morning, the last person I think of at night and the person I want to be with more than anyone else. C is for capitvating H is for huggable L is for lovable O is for out of this world E is for enduring I love you Chloe xxxxxx
Who Knows Anymore Cuz I Don't
I know that I have not been on a lot if at all in the last week or more. I'm on now to let you all know (for those that care) that I am alright, I am just dealing with some personal issues that I haven't been in the mood to "show up" on fubar. I hope that you and yours are all well. Me and mine are ok. I am going through a lot right now and it's just been better for me to just stay away, I know that I have worried some of you, but from the looks of my page, most of my "friends" (the ones that only have fubar to contact me) didn't notice or don't give a damn that I wasn't here. But hey it's the internet right...lmfao LATERZ Jenn
The Voice Of A Viper
The Voice of A Viper For many moons before you came, I roamed this land, untouched and free. The ones who knew me revered me. I was like a god in this land, limbless and unblinking I traversed the plains, mountians, streams, forests and trees. All was my domain, save for the air. I renewed myself seasonally, keeping an appearance of eternal youth. My scales were called beautiful, my colors too. And came. With you came fear and misunderstanding. With you came guns and a religion that was against the natural order. You called me 'hideous' and 'the devil itself'. You called me 'disgusting' and 'slimy'. You took the ones from me who knew and understood me. You took me and the rest like me and broke our backs under your bootheels. You threw us in pits with no food or water, making us wallow in filth and hunger for months. You smashed our heads to the ground, cut them off, but we could still see and feel. You ate our flesh and wore our skin. And yet, you ca
General Everyday Stuff
Man sometimes life just sucks. I try to deal with it on a daily basis but damn it, sometimes it's just hard to deal with at times. I manage though. I got my hubby and son who make it all worth while in the end. One way or another we always come out on top. There are days I just want to and need to be alone to clear my head and thoughts. If I didn't have those times, I think I would have gone crazy long ago. Thanks to all my friends and family for their support and thanks to my hubby and son who make it all possible. Love ya'll *smooches* Well like the subject line says I am nervous as hell and scared too. I was finally able to get a dentist appointment made a couple weeks ago to get some work done. They took an x-ray of course. I went in tuesday and they schedualed me for another appointment on the 10th. Well, Wednesday morning they called me and told me that the doctor wanted to see me that morning a.s.a.p. I went with Brad by my side of course because I knew it would be to discuss th
Pride Parade
June-Pride Month PRIDEChicago Celebration 2007 38th Annual Parade, Sunday June 24 The Pride Parade is scheduled each year for the last Sunday in June at 12 Noon. The parade route: Step off from the Halsted & Belmont corner, proceeding north on Halsted (to Broadway); then south on Broadway (to Diversey); then east on Diversey to Cannon Drive, in Lincoln Park. Grand Marshal: former NBA player, John Amaechi. hope to see you there:)
Sex With Me
IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked y
Nothing Irks Me More..
Why the fuck do we go through 12 years of school? Most of us gain nothing out of it, do we even really remember what the fuck we learneD?? hell no! and when we apply for college, you first have to pay to apply, then pay to take their admissions test, pay for the gas to get there, and then probably get rejected anyways, and then if you don't, you need to pay to learn, pay for a course in which you're probably fully capable of doing all of it just so you can get hired at some career you'll probably only enjoy for 5 years so you can go back and pay everything all over again. And fuck highschool, the greatest years of your life my ass, I fucking hated highschool, and if I actually had a teacher that spoke fucking english I wouldn't be where I am now, Oh yea but we're supposed to know how to teach ourselves, so why the fuck to we attend? I might as well teach myself and probably have a better result. So now, technically, it's all my fault that the education system fucked up my life and i h
Kaleb's Mommy As told to me by Kristy. Forgive me if any details are incorrect. Like any responsible parents, Kristy and Josh Schwade wanted what was best for their only child, Kaleb. They did a background check on their day care worker, and even interviewed her in her home for two hours. Kristy was even willing to drive 20 miles out of her way to provide, what they thought to have been, "optimum" care in a good neighborhood. On May 9th, 2007 their worst nighmare was brought to fruition. After being in the care of this home day care worker only five times, Kaleb was picked up by his Grandmother and Aunt. They noticed that he was lethargic and experiencing obvious breathing abnormalities. The caregiver told them he was ill, but Kaleb had just visited the doctors the day before and was given a "clean bill of health". When Kristy arrived at her mother's home to pick Kaleb up, she described him as "having no life in his body". She tried repeat
Other Shit
Sex records. Body: 1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16. 2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m). 3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz. 4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour. 5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. 6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds. 7) Women hold the record for h
Darwin Awards 2007
>Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are >bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. > >Here is the glorious Winner: > >1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim >during a hold-up in Long Beach, California , would-be robber James Elliot >did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and >tried the trigger again. This time it worked. > >And now, the Honorable Mentions: > >2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting >machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company >expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He >tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. > >3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during >a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken >the space. ; Understandably, he shot her. > >
Need Some Advice
Band Of Brothers
THE FOUNDERS Achilles & The General ♂МдяQ v.2.0 (Please note if you are not on this list your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) Add and/or Fan all other Members in the group! This is NOT a Bomb squad or Fan me bullshit... This is group of people to inform & protect each other from Down raters, Stalkers & Drama Queens/Kings. What we do, is after someone in our group was been down rated we go & up rate to fix the photo's that have been down rated. We also block the user that did it ...then post their link to inform the other members. We need VIC members to drop 11's on the Photos. All the people who join will be added to Achilles album (Band Of Brothers Members) from there you can see the other members & click the name to go to their profile. Please **Note** we will not accept cherries on the TOP 50 because most only would join for rates, nor Drama Queens/Kings You must have a Salute to join B of B! We will not UpRate Nsfw photo's! Also please n
All About Me And What I Like
Hi there... Well my name is stephen, and I am living in Redding. I am 38 yrs young. I am recently single once again, and am looking for that one woman out there that will help make my life more complete. I am very outgoing and like to have fun in life. I try to stay good hearted and not let the hardtimes take over my happiness. I would love to meet someone from this area but sometimes that seems like too much to ask but it has been my experience that the closer someone is to you the better. People need face to face contact in a relationship and someone who lives accross the country is just too hard to see regularly. There are many things I am into for fun such as motorcycles(off road), camping, fishing, animals, music, the ocean, beautiful eyes, long romantic conversations on the phone, dinner, casinos, many things I cant even think of more right now...If you have any questions for me I would love to hear from you. You can get ahold of me through this site, or email me
Lesson In Life
If there is a future there is time for mending- Time to see your troubles coming to an ending. Life is never hopeless however great your sorrow- If you're looking forward to a new tomorrow. If there is time for wishing then there is time for hoping- When through doubt and darkness you are blindly groping. Though the heart be heavy and hurt you may be feeling- If there is time for praying there is time for healing. So if through your window there is a new day breaking- Thank God for the promise, though mind and soul be aching, If with harvest over there is grain enough for gleaning- There is a new tomorrow and life still has meaning. I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes
Dad Poems
*Daddy's Poem * *Her hair was up in a pony tail, * *her favorite dress tied with a bow. * *Today was Daddy's Day at school, * *and she couldn't wait to go. * *But her mommy tried to tell her, * *that she probably should stay home. * *Why the kids might not understand, * *if she went to school alone. * *But she was not afraid; * *she knew just what to say. * *What to tell her classmates * *of why he wasn't there today. * *But still her mother worried, * *for her to face this day alone. * *And that was why once again, * *she tried to keep her daughter home. * *But the little girl went to school * *eager to tell them all. * *About a dad she never sees * *a dad who never calls. * *There were daddies along the wall in back, * *for
My Sissy Bitch
I want you to show him some love... he has been lucky enough to have Me as his online Mistress and so far he's been doing very good. Just stop by and show some loving to Mistress M's sissy bitch!.. Mistress M's sissy bitch@ CherryTAP
Now Open
This is one of the coolest sites I have been to... The people are cool. the webpages rocks . and for the most part people are friendly...However for some that cannot take constructive criticism...Please don't bash me because Ihave opinions
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I'm not on the pill.
Happy 4th
I myself have been very busy I have not forgotten about anyone please feel free to contact me directly and everyone have a safe and fun 4th!!!!
About Me
Name: Erika Birthdate: 1/28/81 Birthplace: Youngstown, Oh Current Location: Campbell,Oh Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5' 4 1/2 Weight: THATS T.M.I. (Never ask a girl her weight) Piercings: Ears & Belly Button Tatoos: None Yet Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I have a boyfriend Overused Phraze: on here LOL FAVORITES Food: French Fries, Steak,Broccoli & Cheese Candy: Snickers Number: 9 Color: blue and purple Animal: dogs,cats,dolphins Drink: Iced Tea & Lemonade Alcohol Drink: Smirnoff Tripple Black, Alabama Slammer , Long Island Ice Tea Bagel: Plain with cream cheese Letter: ummmmm dont have a fav letter Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes & Smile THIS OR THAT? Pepsi or Coke: If I had to drink one or the other It would have to be Pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mcdonalds Strawberry or Watermelon: Like Both Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Both Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate definately Kiss or Hu
Heavnessence's "real" Woman Hottie Train # 2
My Gift To You
My Gift To You I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"
Sexii Report Card
When you think someone can't kick you enough when your down, they do. I was with someone for a year and basically it was all lies. From start to finish. Now, he's not even man enough to call me back to talk about why I've been ignored for 2 days. Plus he owes me money, etc, etc. Long story and wont get in touch with me. He's started payments, of course, but he owes a few others things as well. But guess he's showing me that me and my kids are not that important. Unreal. Just unreal.
The young man was at the end of his rope. Seeing no way out, he dropped to his knees in prayer. "Lord, I cant go on, " he said. "I have too heavy a cross to bear." The Lord replied, "My son, if you can't bear its weight, just place your cross inside this room. then, open that other door, and pick out any cross you wish." The man was filled with relief. "Thank you, Lord," he sighed, and he did as he was told. Upon entering the other door, he saw many crosses, some so large the tops were not visible. Then, he spotted a tiny cross leaning against a far wall. "I'd like that one, Lord, " he whispered. And the Lord replied, "My son, that is the cross you just brought in." Many of us believe it is not FAIR to be going through the difficult times we are going through in life. But take a good look around you, and you will realize, that YOUR problems arent nearly as bad as alot of other people in this world. Most of YOUR problems are temporary, when most others are lifelong.
I Smoke Weed
Title: I Smoke Weed By: Me so, what if I smoke weed no stems, no seed one hit and I feel I'm free nothing like some good weed nothing like it at all, indeed I can shut my eyes and just be me I smoke that sticky green it's nothing like people make it seem it's wonders are still unseen it's stories, not well told it's constantly bought and sold sometimes it's worth it's weight in gold it's smell is timid yet bold it's been given a bad name but I still smoke it, just the same it's nothing like they claim and for those of us that smoke we must hide to toke this is some kind of cruel joke we can't let the man see if he does, he might take our weed try as he may, he won't succeed it's not a want but a need no stems, no seed so what if I smoke weed
What Does Your Name Mean???
What Does Your Name Mean??........... M- You are one of the best in bed. E- You have a nice ass. R- Fuckin Sexy C- You're wild and crazy. E- You have a nice ass. D- You have one of the best personalities ever. E- You have a nice ass. S- A very good kisser. A- You give the best sex. B- Good all around person. C- You're wild and crazy. D- You have one of the best personalities ever. E- You have a nice ass. F- People totally adore you. G- You never let people tell you what to do. H- You have a very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are beautiful. M- You are one of the best in bed. N- You are the sexiest motherfucker alive. O- Success comes easily to you P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- Fuckin Sexy S- A very good kisser. T- You're loyal to those you love. U-You are really chilled. V- You are not judgemental. W- You ar
Poem I Was Sent ..
My friend Martin sent me this .. so i thought id put it on here .. thanks hunny :) ... "When Things Go Wrong" When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road you are trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest, if you must, but do not quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out. Don't give up though the pace seems slow - You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt. And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far. So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things seem worst that you must not quit. anon
God I Hate Him
I swear I hate him. Everytime I just let shit go, he txts fugly all day long, I let it go. He gets off of work at 5:00 why is it 8:00 now why won't he answer his phone but he will text me back. Why because he is fucking with the dirty ugly whore. No I don't have proof, but I know deep in my stomach thats where he is. I feel sick to my stomach. He has the car, OUR car and asks me what I need it for. It's OUR car I don't need to tell you what I need it for. You put everything you have into a relationship, and for what?? To get stepped on, kicked, dragged through the mud?? Its not worth it, nothing is worth it. I'm done.Why the hell do I feel like crying. When he isn't worth not one of my tears. /end rant
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Erotic Stories
Stephanie was alone in the apartment when there came a knock at the door of her Easy Street apartment. Who the hell could that be, she wondered. When she opened the door to her apartment, she found a couple of cops standing on her doorstep and she got even more curious. "Can I help you," she asked. "Do you live here alone," one of the officers asked. "No, I live here with my roommate." "Is she home?" "No," Stephanie answered, "she's in class. Why?" "We're making the rounds of the neighborhood," said the apparent spokesman for the pair. "There's a man in the neighborhood who has been entering women's apartments, and we're trying to get the word out." "Oh wow." "Yep. He usually enters late at night, often when the residents are not at home but there have been a few times when women have actually let the man into their apartment. If he's not interrupted, then he's just a common thief. He'll take your stuff and he'll go, but if you interrupt him, well a couple of wo
Not sure where I am going. Not sure what I am doing. Do not know how I will end up. Do not know my place in this world. Do not know what I am meant to do. Not sure what will happen. I am so lost without you.
You Had Me From Hello
One word, that's all was said, Something in your voice caused me To turn my head. Your smile just captured me, You were in my future as far as I could see. And I don't know how it happened, But it happens still. You ask me if I love you, If I always will......... Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you won't let go. I never even had a chance you know? You had me from hello Inside I built a wall So high around my heart, I thought I'd never fall. One touch, you brought it down Bricks of my defenses Scattered on the ground And I swore to me that I wasn't Going to love again The last time was the last time I'd let someone in Well, you had me from hello I felt love start to grow The moment I looked into your eyes, You won me, it was over from the start. You completely stole my heart, And now you wont let go.
What Do You See
what do you see? When you look into my face what do you see When you look into that empty space what do you see When you look into my eyes what do you see When you look into our lives what do you see When you look into my soul what do you see When you look to feel whole what do you see When you look into my heart what do you see When you look for that spark what do you see When you look for understanding what do you see When you look for validation what do you see When you look for guidenace what do you see When you look for loyalty what do you see When you look for a shoulder to lean on what do you see When you look for completion what do you see When you look for love what do you see Do You See Me?????
My Life!
This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as fuck Verse One: I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping perkasets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless
I Want To Level Or Im Deleteing My Account Please Ive Been At This Too Long
please if u havnt rated any of my pics or my stash please do help me level ....
A Husband Must....
A husband that truly loves his wife must......... -Leave her sweet texts to wake up to - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - Do everything to make her smile - Always make her laugh - tell her shes beautiful not sexy - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - NEVER cheat on her - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. - listen to her when she talks - tell her your secrets. - protect her.

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