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Chlor A Form
SO, if you dont already know who i am, if my foreboding truth not found its corrupt way into your rampent heart by reputaton alone, then you are mere substunance for all the mighty demons and angels who thrive as true gods amonst the hardened, evolution of advanced hybrid interaction...if you dont know my name...that is to say i dont know yours,,,,,which is the madness of this electric,digital,emetional, and artistic technology which we all use without a care for anything other then legend. We are the new gods, and we are few, we are phatoms, we are beatiful, and elite, we are love. death, hatred, and light, all confused together so that we may experience ourselves once more, because nothing delights us so much as our company which we forge and reforge in the heat of the sun and cooled in the darkness until all of its substanece finally run out and it have no value whatsover least we wish for its painfull death, so that ways you may at least delight it pain.....because you wonder amon
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Zombie Information Continued
Nanobots What are they? Nanobots are a technology that science apparently engineered to make you terrified of the future. We're talking about microscopic, self-replicating robots that can invisbily build--or destroy--anything. Vast sums of money are being poured into nanotechnology. Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens. How it can result in zombies: Scientists have already created a nano-cyborg, by fusing a tiny silicone chip to a virus. The first thing they found out is these cyborgs can still operate for up to a month after the death of the host. Notice how nano scientists went right for zombification, even at this early stage. They know where the horror is. According to studies, within a decade they'll have nanobots that can crawl inside your brain and set up neural connections to replace damaged ones. That's right; the nanobots will be able to rewire your thoughts. What could possibly go wrong?
The Vows He Gave Me Today....
As I sit on this blasted website and play my little game of fu-mafia passing the time at my office at a very stressful job, I have been entertained more so with the fools and clowns on this place.  First of all, how does one become an ECS member, or a 2nd Alarm Hottie, or whatever fun and cutesy letters follow the names on here. And who determines this.  Are there a panel of judges like Simon Cowell and Paula….!!??  If so, I want to see the ones who didn’t make it.  They are so much more fun.  Why on earth not go to college if you like letters after your name.  I have some, it’s MBA.  No that does not stand for My Booty is Awesome.   So much fun to have those letters and oh my goodness to have your name in red, pink or blue  must be the equivalent of receiving the Nobel Peace Prize of Fubar.  People, here's what I have to say, which because I don't have the following requirements necessary to be ranked on here, will go ignored.  Those requirements are:   1.     I m
Relationships
I once knew the love of my lifeI thought that everything was perfectand nothing could ruin itbut the day that you slam the door on my face, the day that you walk out of my lifeyou took my heart with the key insideNow that heart is misable and lonelyall broken in billion of peicesand I will never get the peices back in the same place You made my life complete Now, its black and grey with cracks all aroundThe moment that you left, I broke down and cryCry myself to sleepThen i realize that I miss you and want you back in If you refuse to come back, just bring me back my heart and the peices that you took so i can move on but i will miss you all the way to the end Ive been reading your Chat  messages over and over againmemories of you keep flashing thru my minddays and nights, same scenariocant seem to get all of it out of my system, thoughi still keep your pictures on my walletseems like i cant live a day without seeing itbrowse our pictures and your pictures stored on my cellphoneSince t

To All My Friends.
You are cool, you are sweet.  Stay that way and never change.  Keep cool and stay the same.  Never change for any one but you're self. You are all number one in my books. I am looking for dj's to help me out with my lounge that I just got up.  Plus some one to help me get the music on there and for the skins etc.  Any help would be greatly appreciated.  You all rock. I am looking for good people to join my turf.  I have paid positions open.  Here is the link.  Please come and check it out.  http://fubar.com/mafia/?t=11951   Thank you.
A Master's Kiss
Lying in the moonlight sandTenderly He holds her handLooks down in her eyes and smiles"Now My love lets hear your howls!" Silently He grabs her hairTies her to a low deck chairAs she shrieks out in her painHis eyes they gleam "your Mine to tame!" With a whimper, with a sighShe leans over as He whips her thighCrying out in to the nightHe whips her harder "slut, scream it out!!" 'Master, Master, mercy please'"Beg me bitch, I can’t hear you plead!!"'Master, Master I beg you to stop'"There My love, I'll just get my crop!!! H
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Just Stuff
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug." So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: 6:00 am - At last! I go pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 9
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Always, I'll love you I'll always be right here Forever, I will cherish you For eternity I will hold you near Loving you is an easy pleasure Time with you a priceless treasure   WHOA! Hold up! This is gettin kinda sappy You sure you love that guy? Does he really make you happy? He comes and he goes He does what he wants Doesn't care about You and this he flaunts Girl, what are you doin? Have you lost your mind? Let the fool go now Leave his ass behind                    -Jennifer G. 11/15/10   You think you know but no
Stupid People On Fu.
ryan: from romania? 8:14am reply ryan: i was there at 2010 summer 8:15am more To ryan: nice 8:15am reply ryan: fucked lots of romanian girls. where do u live in romania? 8:16am more To ryan: i think i didnt asked if you fucked or not  8:17am reply ryan: i would like to fuck u thouh 8:17am more To ryan: you can keep dreaming 8:18am reply ryan: that s not a good answer slut 8:18am more To ryan:  you can call slut when you go to see your mother, not to me. bye 
Fubar Rants (don't Read If Ur Sensitive)
Yo ladies, you don't need to post 100 pics of ur face looking up at the camera over and over and over and over and over. 10 pics of this type are enough, 20 is over kill, but 30 or more is just a sign that you have a low IQ and zero creativity. Like, how hard is it to try a diff angle? or even a pic of ANY other part of you. fuck, i'll take a pic of just one hand, or ur big toe, fuck i'll take an ear or the back of ur head ffs. like try and do something different. it's not that hard. take a look at some modeling websites for inspiration. or just ask me, i'll hook u up with some damn good suggestions. im a pro when it comes to being creative. these old ladies who think they are still 18 can just stop with being sluts and posting pics of their sagging old junk. no one wants to see left over deli meat gone bad. you might think that since you get responses from hundreds of old perverts that it means you are hot, but it doesnt. those are the same old freaks who want you to watch them jerk o
Ramblings..
I would never message any of you (that I don't know) asking for more revealing pictures, asking rude questions about my va-jenny, or insult any of you.   I exect the same respect in return and unfortunately most of you men don't know how to treat, or speak to a lady.   So until you learn, find someone else to bother. I'm not impressed. ems1160: you are in a bathroom stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would you do? To ems1160: Well, If I WAS smoking, which I don't, I would put my cigarette out on that rude penis that shouldn't be in the women's bathroom anyways. Then I'd ignore the idiot who thought it was ok to talk to a lady like you have. BUH BYE   If this is how you plan on speaking to me, don't bother. EVER.   Sincerely, Still not impressed.
What Do You Do
what do you do .....when you try to be there for someone you care about and its not good enough. what do you do ..... when you wanna give your all and they just push you away what do you do ..... when anything you say gets turned into an argument regardless of what it is what do you do ..... when all you want is to let them know you care and are always there just what do you do
All Things Matter
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Ethereal Tragedy
  Falling Through Laying on my back thinking about a CD With music from a precious voice of harmony The thoughts race inside my head and match my missing thee Although I used to feel glad against this melody            Just a moment and getting fear          Biting on my lip          Another second starts to slip          And here it is - the tear   I do not want to move and I really don't care If the world pounded on my door At the shadows on the wall I stare Seeing you and nothing more            No need for food or beverage          I will not last that long          I'm only hanging on the edge          Of your favorite heartache song   I'm falling through my bed right now I've finally reached that hour I'm falling through your bed of nails To die within your glower   Comes The Black Black is the night and so is your day Your favorite color in every way      You've been beaten by love    And mauled by friend    Cursed by the trend    Of the daughte
Rants And Raves From An Eccentric Point Of View!
Same old story....boy meets girl. Girl falls in love...boy bails. So what makes a man go looking for a relationship with a woman, when he's not able to commit? When he doesn't really know what he wants? *sigh* This is a sad situation and always ends with the girl getting her heart broke. This time the story has a slight twist.      I'm 45 years old and have been single for almost 10 years. I've tried the marriage thing twice and I've come to the conclusion, that I'm just no good at it. I have never looked for anyone on the internet but twice, someone has managed to "find" me. This last man is still in my life...or should I say, he's lingering....simply because he lacks either the courage or the heart to break up with me. So we dated for 4 months. He told me he loved me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me. He deleted all his old accounts (online dating accounts that is) and we settled into a relationship. About 2 weeks ago, something started bothering me. I noticed that he
Haunted
still haunted by my past, whish i could just let it go and be free of it, i wish i could put it to rest and never feel the fear from it ever again, i wish it wouldnt dictate how i view things, or how i feel about things, i know the past is the past and i should let it be but the fear of my past is always here, the haunting of my past is a bad dream more and more each day has i put you to rest more of you come back, the past is going to be my down fall i mustfigure a way to but you to rest and to never have you rise again, i have learned the leason form you and have never made the same mistakes but yet here you are haunting my every step, what must i do to put you to rest and let me live in peace. i want to move on, i want to feel and not be afraid what must i do what must i do, so this is what i do i call you out, i stand before you and ask what leason i still need to learn, for you are my past and never my future, i will gladly stand up to you and continue to learn but no longer will
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Earlier this year Applebee's began expanding a lunchtime platform where customers can order and pre-pay for their meals at a counter. Runners then deliver the food to their table. For now, the Express Lunch option is only available at roughly two dozen locations in the company's home turf of Kansas City. Other chains are trying to buy their optical fiber cables way out. Ruby Tuesday acquired Lime Fresh, a small Chipotle-esque concept with a wider menu, last year.Casual dining giants are also reaching higher up the food chain, snapping up more upscale concepts that haven't suffered from the defection to fast casual. After all, someone hankering for a foodie hotspot or a fancy chophouse isn't going to trade down to a carnitas burrito at Chipotle. Darden is one of the operators going higher end, snapping up the fast-growing Yardhouse brewpub chain and expanding its own Seasons 52 concept.Your local casual dining operator doesn't have much of a choice. The trend isn't its friend these days
The Guilt Of Escorting A Married Man
Obviously, one of the set of men you will always encounter as an escort is the married men. There are many advantages of a married man hiring you as an escort,  and there are also many downturns. Now, the fact remains that when you come to the escort industry in Manchester, the escorts that you find here will enjoy the company of married men so much. This is because they are the most compassionate of all, and they know how to treat a woman.  Married men who hire escorts in Manchester are very loving and respectful, and they are always handy with money, because family men are mostly financially stable. This is the high point The downside of this lies in your conscience. You are a woman and not against marriage and unions. Whenever you are on a date with a married man, you will always feel bad about it. This is due to two reasons. You will feel that this man is cheating on the wife and this makes you conclude that men are all cheats. The next is that humanitarian, escorts in Manchester
Fu-girlfriend
Application for Fu-Girlfriend Real Name: State: Birthday: Single in real life: yes no Fu-name: Facebook yes no skype id: yim id: virgin: yes no Private Message me the application when done and include other things about yourself
Perfectly Flawed
Do me a favor, and don't even finish that sentiment if you dare utter it to me.To me, that is like saying you'd fuck someone whose face falls under the category of Coyote Ugly as long as she had a "smoking" body. I am curvy. Voluptous. Zaftig. Rubenesque. Fluffy. Full-Figured. Pleasingly Plump. Thick. Juicy. I am proud of my curves and I like to think that I wear them well and they wear me just as well in return. And, I am beautiful. Arrogant? Perhaps, but it's the truth. I've been told my smile could melt even Scrooge and have eyes that could cut through cast iron. I posses a healthy mane of long, dark hair and piercing green eyes. Hair that spills down to a full bosom further enhanced by hips that have proudly borne a child. Contrary to the popular belief held by some of a fuller figured woman; no I do not smell, have bad breath, or get winded from sex. I am healthy. I have (knock wood) not one health problem brought on by the fact that I carry some extra weight and I do carry it wel
Naughty
Things are better when they’re forbidden. It’s just a fact of life.They say that people want what they can’t have.Drinking is more fun when you’re underage. Girls love bad boys. Actors want to be rock stars and rock stars want to be actors. Teenage boys want MILFs and men want barely legal coeds. And of course, there’s just something about having sex with someone you’re not supposed to, in a place you’re not supposed to, in front of people you’re not supposed to.A friend once told me that he had sex with his girlfriend at a sleepover, when all his friends were sleeping around him in sleeping bags.I told him I could do better. "Gorilla" Ooh I got a body full of liquorWith a cocaine kickerAnd I'm feeling like I'm thirty feet tallSo lay it down, lay it downYou got your legs up in the skyWith the devil in your eyesLet me hear you say you want it allSay it now, say it nowLook what you're doing, look what you've doneBut in this jungle you can'
Blog About Aoni Car Dvr, Ip Camera And Webcam
Aoni DV293 is one of the oldest model. It was available for sale about 1 and half years ago. As there are many car DVR suppliers in China has the same unit, the price is quite cheap. Accordingly, as the price is cheap and the quality, performance is high. It is becoming more and more welcome in my store. Aoni DV293 is coming with a 2.7 inch HD screen. Now, in Spain, if the screen is small, the car dvr will be more welcome. Usually, people would like to choose 2 inch or 2.7 inch.  The unit has motion dection function built in. So if anything moved in front of your car, the unit will automatically start up working. It can protect your car better. . Full HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 Inch TFT LCD screen . G sensor(Optional). 3x Digital Zoom Function. With motion detection. With HDMI port. 14Mpix still images capture with 2x white LED. Smooth opeation under lower illumination at night   .HD 1080P car DVR with 2.7 inch TFT LCD screen. Media format:H.264,MOV,JPEG decoding format. Interface:
I See Dead Ppl...lol
Just a quick note........the other night my husband came home from work.....after about half hour he went into the kitchen....I was in the living room watching TV......the Shelf above the fishtank has 3 candles on it and some knick knacks.....all of a sudden one candle moved ...took about 40 secs for it too fall off the shelf......but it sounded as tho it was being dug into the wood......My husband said WTF is that......I said its the candle being moved....ok now knocked off the shelf....lol........So yeah it was drug long and heavy enough to be heard in the next room.......and yet its a little "glade" candle in a glass cup......kinda cool......So they are still here with me SO me and Hubby are in bed few nights ago...the bed starts rocking...I said are you shaking your foot?? hubb says no.........thought you were......shaking goes on for a few minutes.....I look to see what was jumping up and down on the bed from our feet to our hips and back down again.......there wasnt anythi
More About Us
ok to start we have been together for nearly 2 years now, we have been married since may 10 2006, we are both open minded people and we try new things all the time in and out of the bed room, we feel that that is the best way to keep married life interesting, we love meating new people and making new friends so if anyone is interested just hit us up
True Friendships
Wow. So much I could say. Although I dont think this is the time or place for it! :) lol But what I can say is, you are one of the sweetest, most kind and caring men I have ever met. I honestly consider myself lucky and blessed just to have you as a friend and in my life. I know we've had a lot of ups and downs in our friendship, but thankfully, you always seem to forgive me (lol) and we remain friends. At times even better friends then we were to begin with. I know we don't get a lot of time to talk anymore, but I wanted you to know that you are very special to me and you will always have a place in my heart that no one but you will ever be able to fill. And I hope you know that anytime you ever need me, or just need someone to be there, I'm here. All you gotta do is ask and I wouldnt hesitate for a second. I love you hun! xoxo You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter
Pic Comment
i recently recieved a pic rating of 1 on one of my pics, the pic happens 2 be one that hits close 2 my heart. the pic is one that is my heritage not hate with the confederate battle flag. in my opinion if u feel that u hate it that much than u truely dont understand the true meaning of the flag, or u are racist or a kkk member, sorry 4 the strong statment but i cant help it. 2 many people are not educated enough 2 realize that slvery was a minor issue of the civil war that they believe that the flag is a hate symbol, and that just kills me. being from the south and being very proud of it, this 2 me is an outrage. the battle flag was used in the same way that union soldiers used the american flag(which i am also proud 2 say i am glad i am an american, please support OUR troops) it was just a symbol of a belief and a way of life that they believed in(remember that the majority of the soldiers of the south were poor farmers that couldnt care less if there were slaves or not). so if u can
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Funny Videos
Wal-Mart Greeter An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into Wal-Mart with her two kids. Shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded of the Wal-Mart Greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" > > "Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He chose a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay.' > > "If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!" snapped the woman."Sorry,Ma'am," the Greeter said,standing aside." You and The twins have a nice day". The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike." The greeter agreed."No they don't, Ma'am,I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice." Guy Does Over 50 Impersonations Not bad for a regular guy.
Life Is Like A Dick When It Gets Hard Fuck It
Two Evils...
People Are Hella Gay
Earned
Losin all passion, my heart, like a computer virus, eternally crashin'- Girls come and go, better yet, always dashin'- But no more I will fall, re lights 4 ever flashin'- -cuz- One after one, lie after lie, I got burned- After 27 yrs, so much I have learned- Always face foward, back never turned- Eyes always open, trust wont b given, from this day on, has 2 b earned

Fart
trying to figure out this shit. my boyfriend's at work and i'm lonely. ate a potato...it was tasty.
Mouflon259

Love, it’s for sale. Such tempting, delicious love for sale. Find it on the TV screen, Find it in a magazine, Love for sale. We all run to buy it. That’s what makes the media supply it. Be prepared to pay a price For your trip to paradise. Love for sale. Let the ad men pipe of love In their clever ways We’ve bought every product of love In a frenzied craze. If you want the thrill of love, They’ll send you the bill of love. Try and get love You’ll be in the debt of love. Thin is beautiful love Appetites are not allowed in love. If you want to find a mate, Join a gym and lose some weight. Love for sale. (Don’t ya get it?) Look here, my dear The answer’s clear and simple. If you are rich enough and underfed and stupid, Love will happen. Don’t you wonder why we seem to think the only way to justify The purchase of a thing, Like a brand of perfume, diamond solitaire, underwear, Any old thing, is to make somebody want you. I don’t know why everyone
New Cherry *wink*
Pretty cool place, A little confusing interface but im figuring it out. Sooo anyway Im 30 yr olds, im almost 31 on halloween.I love tattoo's,i love music...i like to run and run and run ..and weight training.I am 5 feet tall and i can bench 80# hehe so far. I love expresso!! Im a freak,but arent we all....any? ask away .......
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Life In Machinegun Bullet
Well, this is it. seven months after touching down at Camp Baharia Iraq and living at the entrance to Fallujah I am finally going home. I caused many problems on this trip but thats what I am a mischevous little punk and if you don't lov e me for it then you will hate me. I have been writing a murder mystery novel out here I am a little over 100 pages in, maybe ill post some of it for all you to comment on. no idea what to think about going home to cold temperatures (its 112 right now) and freezing my balls off. I am going to see my son Gabe for the first time at three months and hopefully get locked in the room by my wife...but who knows. Anyways to all you in 1/24 have fun and to the country PEACE BITCHES IM OUT!!!!!!!!!
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Freshmeat!
To everyone commenting and giving me 10's, thank you! I'll return the favor, I just haven't figured this out yet and as soon as I do, I'll return the favor. I've only been on here for about 20 minutes so I don't know how to work everything yet and I haven't gotten my page set up either, but thanks for being so nice :)
Lost In Tears
hi there people my name is maura and i am sad and single. and my ex-boyfriend got me pregnet and i dont kno what to do if you kno what i should do then tell me plz..
The Thing That Kills
Who I'd Like To Meet:
Who I'd like to meet: My someone!!!! I want a someone who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me. Hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. A pretty boy.. But not so pretty that I feel awkward. Someone who would think I was beautiful if I dressed so trashy it was classy. Someone who would sing to me at random moments. Who would let me sleep on their chest. Someone who is more goofy then romantic. Someone who is the smile on my face the life in my heart and the light in my life. Someone who I can be my stupid self around and when I say something so dumb he would kiss me to make me shut up, but knows the right thing to say and do at the right times. A guy who would beat the crap out of someone if they called me fat. I want someone who would call me three times a day if he went away. He would apologize for calling to much, and no matter how many times I tell him it's okay, he still does it-and I don't get sick of it. We would bet kisses on who could
Lmao...cali Vs Texas! Enjoy..
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on thier asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The
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I Got Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. when exiting a public restroom i open the door with my shoe or wait till someone else opens it. 2. when eating out at resturant have to wipe my flatware with my napkin before using them. 3. when using a hand dryer in a public restroom will use my elbow or shoulder to turn the dryer on. 4. love eating oatmeal with parkay and sugar. 5. i separate my m&m peanuts by color and eat the blue ones last cause i hate the blue ones. 6. i roll my boxers when folding clothes, so why is it called folding when im rolling hmmmm... I'm tagging six of you... susan ann cori jill tami christie
Ouch
was an unprovoked attack,it seems to happen a lot to people these days,just dint think it would be me. after spending several hours in the casualty dept of the local hospital it was discovered that i had been hit so hard that i had a fractured jaw,my cheek bone broken in 2 places,my front teeth knocked out and my eye socket broken in 5 places. after various x-rays,cat scans and probing by various doctors and specialists,i am currently waiting for the hospital to phone me to let me know when i can go in for surgery to repair the damage. i'm in a lot of pain and suffering from blurred vision BUT life goes on doesnt it?, i wont let this put me off going out. thank you all again my LC friends, you mean a lot to me.love you all simon x x x x
I Got New Pixs...holla At Me Sexii's
Songs And Thoughts
Well every one. First time here and this site is okay so far. Theirs alot of friendly ppl here and thats aaaallllllll good. If you like what you see then hit me up, later I think of only one person when I hear this song, it takes ALOT to hold back the tears that want to fall cuz of the way I fell. Nickelback - Far Away This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore One my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I wont give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I
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Just Another Day !!!
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com - Get Your Own Your Depression Level: 100% You seem to be severely depressed. You should seek immediate attention from your physician. Depression can be cured - you just need to take the first step. Are You Depressed?
For My Baby Brother
...Yes. ...I've been playing that game again. ...And what's worse than before, ...I've beaten it almost twice in three days. ...On multiplayer with my boyfriend. ...Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. ...I'm using a sorceress, ...And he's switching between characters. ...Using a Druid, ...Necromancer, ...And an Amazon. ...I'be barely gotten any sleep. ...It appears that once again, ...I have no life. ...Geese. ...I should get into school. ...Ha ha, that would occupy my day. ...So yeah,that's what I've been doing... ...With the three days I've had the game. ...With the expansion pack. ...I'm such a loser. ...Ha ha, the Diablo 2 gamer. ...Not in town. ...I don't have a spell ready. ...Now that, is one big mushroom! ...(Okay, so those last three were from the first Diablo.) ...This is my entry. lol. ...Go Diablo 2. Yay! Just in case anybody is wondering, my brother died at seven months old when I was only a year. He was born May 11, 1987. He would be 19 years o

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I'm A Newbie
Just wanted to thank my friend Jeff for introducing me to Cherry Tap. So far it seems like a lot of fun. So please forgive me if I am a little slow while I am still learning how all of this works! Hugs & Kisses Juicy
My Venting!
wow tell mii why sum ppl have to be sooo childish? I mean come on now look at this comment i got frm some i guy i dnt even kno thinkin shyts all bout him....... Im MidNight-D,,Bitch 2006-11-2 10:17:43 you know i thout these shits was about i rate yours you rate mines but yor acting like your shit dont stink i didnt disrespect you yet you throw a picture up flicking me off...well fuck you too go to myspace with that weak ass shit........bitch I mean hello this isnt saints r us on this site now is it? I see more offensive shyt than mii flippin off da CAM! wow if u dnt like it then get off this site...u dnt like it dnt look at it, comment it, hell jus keep ur piehole shut! fawkin immature fawkz
Hey All
hey guys just to let you all no i wont be on here as much now dnt get enuff people visiting so dont need to check it often anymore and i bout to go study to so i be busy well if i dont get to talk to you much i wish you all best for everything xo hey i just want to wish every1 a merry xmas and all the best for the holiday seaon and hope you all have a safe and happy xmas and a wonderful new years best wishes for the new year xo the reason i write this now is because i wont have time to say it im working flat out right the waty threw to xmas so thought id say it now hey all my comments is all bare now they got lost i feel so unloved come show me sum love rate me fan me be my friend if you like oh and leav me a comment please xo
Girlfriend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything abo
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My Thoughts
Just another saturday night blown off I go cosmic bowling (Really fun by the way) I pay and everything, and then no one shows up that I invited...so I spend 40 min bowling and then leave...it was a total waste of time. Damn I wish I just had one good friend or even girlfriend or something just anyone that would be there for me. ~Ethyn
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Carl
carl before accident) I was at college, studying art and design,i was there for 3 years, i love photography,screen printing,messing about with crafts, one particular day,i was goin through a hard time with some bullying, immature girls..any way, i noticed one of the teachers kept looking over at me,and hiving me sorrow full looks,and asking if i was ok, etc..i did`nt take it as any thing was wrong, my dad was coming to pick me up,what i did`nt no till later was that...he`d rang to say there`d been an accident with my brother but to say all`s ok, not to worry and they were in the hospital, and they`d see me once i was home... (ater on at home...the news Carl had been hit by a fast moving car, his body had been struck hurled up into the air,and smashed back down on to the car bonnet, and the impact of his head hitting the ground with just force not only put a dint in the front part of his head, but also put carl into a deep coma,carl died on the road, ambulance men managed to r
Fuck~
why are all my photos being marked NSFW? what the hell their not even that bad Fuck weak man weak BY: Dana... Let me suck your mind. So I can find things about you that I could never find. Let me twirl my tongue around your articulation, and let my fingers play with your speculation. Let me teeth graze the top of your sensitivity, and hear the low moans that come from inside of me. Let me suck on the head of your intelligence, while my hand firmly strokes your benevolence. And when I blow softly on your egotism, and pull away as an defence mechanism. I'll work my way to your simplicity, and I'll work until cumming becomes an necessity. I'll pull away again to test your self control, as I begin to speak about the things that remain untold. As you, arch your physique, I'll be a critique, Your little black book. Where I'll come to be known as the risk you never took.
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The Collage
Im working on a collage Trying to bring together in my opinion the sexiest women on lc together!!! If you dont mind me ripping a pic or if you could send one I would greatly appreciate it. You can also email me at villan212002@yahoo.com Thank you Im Gonna Be Shootin More Soon So Jus Lemme Know What you think & Dont 4 get to SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE SUBSCRIBE!!!!!. sO i CAN KEEP YOU GUYS UP DATED WITH THE NEW SHOTS! THANKS PEEPS. HERE IS THE LINK JUST COPY & PASTE OR CLICK THE LINK. YOU MAY EVEN GO TO YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN PYREXVISION-TIRED OF WASTING TIME. C-YA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2hs1UfNSg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s2hs1UfNSg Hey check out this video i shot im gonna be shootin more soon and hoping i entertain all of you thanks for the support! they gonna keep getting better!
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Hey there people. I'll post more crap and crap when I feel more inclined. Other then that Helllllooooo to U..:)
Is Frustraition The Name Of The Game?
I have desided that this winter is going to be the longest one on record. Well, it feels like it, anyways. Billy woke up with pink-eye this morning and Michelle is going to have a trip to the doctor this afternoon. I keep telling myself "you have three kids, you have to expect atleast one to be sick every week". So far I don't think it is working. I swear, if one of these children are sick on the ninth, I am going to cry. Michelle's birthday party and a 4-H meeting are happening on this day and I don't want to miss or postpone either of them. I still have to print out a few copies of the newsletter I make, wash my dishes, do more laundry, vacumn, start making Christmas Ordements (making them for Christmas Presents this year) and finish the cross stitch I am making for my first ever Christmas present for my dad. From the looks of it, I also need to fix the waist band on Michelle's pj bottoms she is wearing right now. She is wearing a red flannel two piece that says "Happy Holid
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Jolene
To ponder mysteries of love and to wonder why Is it a fools quest that remains lost until we do die For none can explain why we feel and about whom And when we have not one to love we do feel the gloom Love it is not about looks so much as the soul And without one to love we are often less than whole To search a lifetime for true love only to abandon hope To give up the dream unfound and reach the end of our rope And then to have love find us when finally we let it go Is proof beyond all that there is some thing we should know A divine spirit guides the way and for each has a plan To ponder mysteries of love is a foolish nature of a man By R. Thomas Dinsmore If you changed the way you feel Would you tell me so I can heal For the feeling for you is so strong And I need to know before too long I look for you and never see you anymore And I ache from within beyond being sore I miss you and I know I will till at last I know If you lost the feeling and want me to
Twitches Story Ch. 1
Christmas
Well it is not the middle of March ..St Patties day to be exact..and i was up early for a change and i got everything done that i had to do.. Imade chocolate fudge cupcakes and iced them with homemade peppermint grren icing..mmm..they are good too... Yesterday I made 3 loaves of citrus bread they are more like cake though really sweet and crumbly..I also made Chicken veggie soup mmmm..it was good tooo... At the begining of the week i made 2 loaves of Cheese bread and a dozen deviled eggs to go with dinner mmm...yummy... Guess with all this cooking and baking it is a good thing that i really enjoy cooking and baking..lol..I like baking way more then just cooking though... Well thought I'd give you all a heads up with what I have been doing..hope to chat and get messages from everyone some time soon..take care.. I will be leaving tmw morning and won't be back till the end of December or the beging of December..So just to let you all knowI am not ignoring anyone i am just gone

Curious
Karma Hates Me!
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Is This Hot?
is all girls naughty?
Desi
Uptown Tavern
Manchester – Five years have done nothing to ease the pain, sorrow and guilt felt by David Gallien and Doreen Smithurst-Snow over the death of their daughter who fell out a third-story window. Rachel Frances Gallien was 19 when she tumbled from a narrow window of a West Side apartment building on July 13, 2001, slamming her head on the cement below and dying instantly. It was her mother's birthday, and the night before, Rachel, her mother, brother, Jamie Gallien, and others went out drinking to celebrate at the Uptown Tavern, 1301 Elm St. "I got to give her a hug and a kiss and she said, 'Happy Birthday,'" Smithurst-Snow recalled yesterday. "I don't think anything could ever wipe away that day, especially when it happened on my birthday." Gallien, described by friends as tall, slender and beautiful, was drunk when she fell out the window of her brother's apartment at 441 Rimmon St. Her body was found at 5:30 a.m. by a neighbor. The 2000 graduate of Londonderry High Schoo
Show Some Love ♥
My Heart..poem
My HEART My heart beats faster with each word you say even though it knows you'll just throw it away you cause it to throb and give itself rhythm when all i want it to do is cease for a minute I'm afraid of the pain that follows my happiness but it keeps on pumpin faster. Yes, faster. There will bea time, my dear, when you'll leave and that beat that lived inside me will just cease My heart will tear from its walls and cause such pain within "A new wind will come" my mother will say but i just don't know if i can hang on till that day With that pain i once felt i won't know what to do please my dear, don't do that to me too.
Random Tricycle Knowledge
How I learned what hitchhiking was. I was in kindergarten, and there was this patio where we rode trikes. I was just standing and discovering the joy of people watching when Sam, a classmate of mine, asked me if I was hitchhiking. I asked him what that was, so he said if I needed a ride to get on. You could stand around and if you needed a ride a friend would give one to you! I stood on the back of the tricycle for a few laps around the track. We were heading up the wall by school, and Sam told me he was losing control, so I jumped off the back. He picked up speed as he was able to peddle faster after dropping 20 to 30 pounds off his legs, and he slammed into the big wood toy crates they kept under the patio roof. He fell over, and the junior kindergarten teacher made me sit and her class and write about what I had done. Seems she had decided I was guilty for the accident, and now I had to be punished. She would have had to teach me how to make letters, and I knew I could just sit with
First
It has been the best thing I have done in years. Divorcing the ex. I'm have never felt so job in years. Fell like I'm 30 again.. lol. Back to having fun. The kids love it. No more screaming and yelling at them any more from that bitch. Meeting all kinds of friends on C.T ans myspace. Just wish I had more time to learn all the functions from both sites.. lol.. And wanted to say THANKS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME>> ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY< FANS. Sorry If I riped some pics. Just learning how to do this stuff on pics. Love to chat and be funny as I can be. But have my off days to. Mainly on here to meet friends. But if it developes into some thing that's great. The dam camera went down so can't load my pics from it. Your would like them. Yes been all over the usa. Mainly missiori to calif. And from very south texas to canda border. Hey to all my friends... Wanted to say thanks alot. Been down and out. But you made me fill good about myself again. I have meet some good people her
I Dont Fuckin Care
The Best Myspace Survey * . . About You . . * Eye Color:: green/hazel Hair Color:: red Height:: 5'5 Favorite Color:: pink/lime green Screen Name:: misskateganjamis Favorite Band:: porcelain and the tramps Favorite Movie:: requiem for a dream Favorite Show:: surreal life Your Car:: yellow jeep wrangler Your Hometown:: norfolk/walpole Your Present Town:: norfolk Your Crushes First Name:: Your Grade:: 11 Your Style:: w/e i want * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: YES Kissed someone in the rain?: YES Danced in a public place?: NO Smiled for no reason?: YES Laughed so hard you cried?: YES often Peed your pants after age 8?: NO Written a song?: YES Sang to someone for no reason?: yes Performed on a stage?: YES Talked to someone you don't know?: YES Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: YES Made out in a theatre?: YES Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yup Been in love?: TWICE * . . W
Happy New Year
My Wish for You in 2007 May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had, forget your home address! In simple words ............ May 2007 be the best year of your life!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY FRIENDS..FANS!! evil Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com I THINK I WENT AND COMMENTED ON MOST ALL MY FRIENDS ..the ones that comment back anyway.. IF I MISSED YOU..Im telling you now. HAPPY NEW YEAR to ALL My FRIENDS and FANS!! Evil
Someone Special
Have u ever thought about it not being with the one u love and u both live so faraway and all u have is a computer,a phone, and to mail a letter think about it hard as hell.U cant feel or touch the person but u know they are there with u in ur heart...But one day ur dream comes true and u get to see that person i guess it a good thing cus I am Waiting for my day to come where i can see the person that I love so much and want to be with and he sure knows who is? I love him from the bottom of my heart and soul and so glad i meet him athough we just have a computer to talk with eachother,a phone or whatever else we need I guess.Living in differnt places can be so hard but I can do this cus I love him so much and as long he can do the same and I belive he Can cus there Trust in eachother. But all I can say is I Love U so Much I dont want to lose u at all and u know this and pray that u feel the same about me cus i can make this long distance realtionship work so far we are doing great I t
How Kinky Are You
My Rhymes
Bitch mentality on the brian. nuttin' but hatred running through my vains. Love from me you'll never again obtain. Sweet talkin' me won't get you anywhere. How am I bein' unreasonable and unfair? When it was you who decided to run and hide. Actin' like it was a curse to be by my side. You the one that left me all alone. So I learned to live without you on my own. And now that you see that Im doin' jus fine. You want your life to be a part of mine? Well I aint havin' it! Cuz Im through with your punk ass, "I still love you" bull shit. I'm tired, and I know I deserve better. wich is why to everything you say I jus respond witha "whatever." "Whatever" that you love me. "Whatever" that you care. "Whatever" that you need me. "Whatever" that you swear. "Whatever" that it's over. "Whatever" that it's done. "Whatever" that a new life you have begun. "Whatever" that you're sober. "Whatever" that you're clean. "whatever" that you think Im bein too mean. After everythin'
Just A Blog Again
True Love
TRUE LOVE IS THAT ONE THING THAT EVERYONE WISHES FOR BUT RARLEY FIND.SOME PEOPLE FIND IT AND MISTREAT IT OR ABUSE IT.THERE SHOULD BE NOTHING MORE IN THE WORLD THAT ANYONE SHOULD WANT OTHER THAN TRUE LOVE,LIKE THE TRUE LOVE YOU GET FROM YOUR FAMILY AND REAL FRIENDS,NOW THATS TRUE LOVE,SO WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO FIND THAT ONE TRUE LOVE THAT YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU ABOUT HOLD ON TO IT FOR DEAR LIFE.AND LET THAT PERSON KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE THEM,AND NEVER,NEVER LET THEM GO FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
To All My Friends
Gifts And New Friends
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Hot Guys
This Is Not My Blog!
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www.hostdrjack.com www.hostdrjack.com www.hostdrjack.com www.demonic-intruderz.com here is a link to my website me and close friend put together its a download site for programs and softwear....there some other stuff we added on there that we hope u enjoy like movies, games, and music so check it out and leave me a shout ..huggerz dont know wat to put on here yet but im sure ill think of sumfin lol
Everything
PITBULL GENOCIDELETS STOP MAN'S BEST FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF MAN'S RECENT MEMORIESThere is currently a bill going through that will ban the dog breed pitbulls from the United states. A breed who has gotten a very bad name, of all dog bites from all breeds of dogs, pitbulls rated number 4 FROM THE BOTTOM. So to eradicate a species based on something that is not the fault of its own, like any animal it learns to adapt to its environment. Any one who owns a pit bull know that he breed is one of loving and caring nature.Breed / Percentage of BitesMixed Breeds - 34%Shepherds - 7%Labs - 7%Rottweilers - 6%Boxers - 4%Chows - 3%Pit Bulls - 2%As you can see, pit bulls are extremely low on the list compared to other breeds which do not have the negative reputation which society has given pit bulls. Approximately 77% of all dogs pass the temperment test, while a whopping 95% of pitbulls pass. As a breed the pitbull does better on the temperment test than retrievers, labs, dalmations, and almo
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The Daily Song And Why!
Saw the news this morning and thought about this song! Sorry If I offend annyone!Have a good day! Today's song is Smile, a cool tune by Tupac and Scarface done on Scarface's Untouchable albumn! I amnormally not a rapp guy buttoday is an exception! One of my family on here is having a rough week and needs some cherry love! That is who this song is for! So everyone please give her some! here is her link! http://www.cherrytap.com/user/314931 Much love to ya gurl! WAKE UPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! It's Monday!!!!! System of a Down's Chop Suey off of their Toxicity Album made it for todays Song of the day! Quite simply a song that will WAKE YOU UP! lol ( oh yeah and back to some metal!! lol)
Real To The Bone
Foxiegirl17
hey wats up other cherries i recently just got introduced to this site from my friend, thanks kris love ya, well send me all your welcomes ok and any hott guys wanna chat give me a holla baby!!!!! have fun bitches love lizzie XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
69 Ways -part Two
KNOCK KNOCK ROOM SERVICE WAS THE LAST THING WE HEARD STOPPING WHAT WE WHERE DOING AT THIS POINT WE BE ABSURD, SO WE KEPT ON SUCKING,FUCKING,LICKING,KISSING YOU KNOW GETTIN IT ON IN EVERYWAY IMAGINABLE SHE KNOCKED AGAIN I YELLED CUM ON IN AND WE STARTED UP AGAIN.THAT'S WHEN MAMI WALKED IN AND WITH A SLIGHT GRIN SHE BEGAN,BEGAN TO SPEAK THAT IS OH MY I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW AS SHE TURNED AWAY REAL SLOW I SCREAMED DON'T GO,MISS LADY REPLIED IF I CUM INSIDE I COULD LOSE MY JOB THEN I REPLIED WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT.SO SHE STAYED AND WE MADE THE ROOM NEED SERVICE GET IT ROOM SERVICE MAMA STILL A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HER FROM LETTING ME IN, ME AND MY FRIEND OH YEA I'LL BET YOU FORGOT ABOUT HER BUT NOT ME I HAD THEM BOTH ON THE FLOOR ABOUT TO EAT.SO I HEAD DOWN TOWN KISSING AND LICKING MY WAY TO ECSTACY,TRYING TO GET LOCK JAW IF YOU SEEN WHAT I SAW THERE IS NO PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE. I STEPPED BACK AND MY FRIEND GETS ON TOP A YO MAMA SAT HER PLACE ON SHORTIES FACE AND
Shontera
Thoughts
I find myself alone more than i let on, thinking about the should have beens, the what if's, and the maybe's...I wonder if the smile that is behind my eyes is real....Is the passion that my heart holds desired.....Is the love that i have all thru my body still giveable..... I lay awake alone at night wondering if "the one" is out there....Is the night alone too where he is at....Does he feel the same passion that my heart feels....Is the love that is thru his body still giveable.... I hope that day comes when the two smiles that are behind our eyes become more real, the two passions our hearts hold and the love that is in our body is able to come together and form one real smile, one passion filled heart and one love forever... ...Danielle...
F@ck!
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language is the word "FUCK". It is one magical word, just by its sound, you can describe pain, please, hate and love. "FUCK", as most words in the english language, takes its name from the German word, "FRIKEN" which means to strike. In language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive, "JOHN FUCKS MARY", and ntransitive, "MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN", and as a noun, "MARY IS A FINE FUCK". It can be used as an adjective, "MARY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL". As you can see, there are no words with the versatility of the word "FUCK". Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses: Fraud....... ......... . I got FUCKED at the used car lot. Ignorance... ......... . How the FUCK do I know? Trouble..... ......... . I'm really FUCKED now! Aggression.. ......... . FUCK YOU! Difficulty.. ......... . I can't understand this FUCKING mess. Displeasure. ......... . What the FUCK
Questions About Me
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST..I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know..... JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 10. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 11. What's your philosophy on life? 12. Pessimistic or Optimistic? 13. What was your dream growing up? 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 16. Tell me one weird fact about you: 17. Would you have my back or ki
Funny
Boredness
I give up. I cant believe i let myself care about you or even like you for that matter. I meant everything i said to you but i am doubting everything you said. I dont care if you did mean everything you said. You hurt me and i dont think you care so you know what i dont care. If you did mean everything you said then prove me wrong until you do that I am done.
How To Show Somone You Love Them
Since Valentines Day is right around the corner, I'm reposting a blog that I posted a while back. Enjoy! __________________________________________________________________ I love you: Three of the most illogical, selfless, and wonderful words in the English language. Yet, we could also say these same words are among the most potent, anxious and ill-used too. Ideally, “I Love You” should not be used as a saving grace, an apology, or a last resort. But in reality, the words are beginning to mean less and less and be used more and more, and because of this we should consider that actions really do speak louder than words. My point is this: In today’s society, the best way to let someone know you love them is to show them you do. As people say, talk is cheap. I can lean over and tell the person next to me on the bus that I love them. But I cannot surprise them with a bunch of their favorite flowers on the day of their big job interview, or squeeze their hand when I sense t
Football
I found out today that I have been invited to try out for an all woman's full contact football team. I am soooo excited. I dont know where I will find time for it, but it is exactly what I needed. It is a national league so if I make it, I might be coming to your town soon. I try out in 2 weeks and I am going for a defensive lineman position. Wish me luck! tomorrow is my 1st season game. I dont give a damn if my back hurts or not im gettign a good hit in. i earned that starting position and im playing damn it. enough said. This woman will self-destruct in 30 almost 29 days. Im not sure how I feel about my birthday yet. I have another 20lbs to lose but will be happy with 10 if I can increase my squats and benches. I have been working like a mad woman so I can get my 1st apartment. Work is fucked up and I miss my friends and the comfort of a warm body wrapped around me at night. And Im tired of people being all talk. RAAWR. Damn it! Im so glad I have football. My 1st season game is
Marijuanna
New Mexico: Legislature Approves Medical Marijuana Bill Santa Fe, NM: The New Mexico legislature approved legislation this week that seeks to establish a statewide medicinal cannabis distribution program. On Tuesday, the House of Representatives approved Senate Bill 523, a substitute bill that is virtually identical to the "Lynn and Erin Compassionate Use Act." House members had narrowly rejected a similar proposal last week. On Wednesday, the Senate concurred with a minor House floor amendment, sending the bill to the governor for his approval. As proposed, Senate Bill 523 mandates the state Department of Health by October 1, 2007, to promulgate rules governing the use and distribution of medical cannabis to state-authorized patients. These rules shall address the creation of state-licensed "cannabis production facilities," the development of a confidential patient registry and a state-authorized marijuana distribution system, and "define th
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What Color Is Your Heart
Future United States Marine
As of February 8th, I have enlisted into the United States Marine Corps. Now, it's time to get my fat ass in shape, lol. Got 20lbs to loose, and the way my recruiter and other Marines at the office have been working me, it wont be a problem at all. I'm sore as hell, but that's not going to stop me. A lot of my friends have been saying I'm crazy for joining the Marines, but oh well. As I am out fighting in the name of this great country I love so much, and making something out of my life, they will continue to work hardly more than minimum wage jobs, and live a life of contentment, and ease. My reasons for joining are because I was tired of being content with life, not having a clear direction on what I wanted to do, nor the discipline to achieve long term goals. I was tired of not having much of a challenge in life, and wanted to see just how far I can push the boundaries, and how many previous barriers in my life I can smash through.

Pussywillow
Just wanted to say hello. Still working on getting my home space updated to look better. It's great to meet new people. Hope to hear from you all.
Pimp Me !!!!
The March Of Dimes
I walk in the March of Dimes and your Donations are so needs for the baby's born prematurely or a handicap "help me make my goal" to make a donation just copy and paste the link to your browser http://www.walkamerica.org/personal_page.asp?si=41F8A195-9AE5-4FED-A688-9C235024E23F&w=714935 thank you Pynkcherry fallen angel
Please Help, Ladies!!
I was wondering why the hell women talk shit and never do what they say they will do. Something like, "yeah I will meet you at 10", then you here from them later on, or they say they will call and never do, or talk to you for a month over the phone saying they want to meet, but seem to never find the time, I mean cant you be honest for once damn, you dont even know me, its cool to be honest!!! why is this?
What Goes Around Comes Back Around
anyone going to the JT concert coming up soon?
Tina
Stuck In My Head
Out of no where comes old memories. Good or bad havn't decided.. but on the way home this played over and over again..
New Pics
I have just posted new pics in my hmmmmmmmm album. Stop by and check 'em out! Ok so I'm a big ol' perv. Yes it's true. I soooo get off on those sexy comments that you all leave me. So I'm calling on my cherry troops to cum and comment on some of my pics. I have opened up ALL of my pics for a very short time and I would love to read some new comments in the near future. Thanks y'all everybody come see my new lounge its....NAKED TIME!!!
Phony Profile Pics
so how does every body feel pitty grabbers u kow the ones u talk too and thier nice and swet the frist time, then some how they end up suckin like a vacum oh this happened just trying too get you too pity them ok once fine but when thats all they talk about shit i can only take so much i just want too reach through my screen grab them and say suck it up muffin we all have been there once or twice so if your are and pitty grabber not here please your profile pic is the most important i think that your profile pic should be recent not the ones when you were sixteen. ithink your pics should show who you are, dont get me wrong all the hot pics i love them too. so my next one is about story telling k cool but if i wanted too hear bullshit i would go down too the local bar sit down with a couple of drunk buddys and see who had the best one hey i have come up with a few myself but thats all whiskey talk. so rule of thumb is if you want too gett to
Where Is My White Coat With All Those Shiney Buckles
I am going to copy and paste something that I wrote earlier today in response to someone who had to let me know that it was ok to just be me. Aren't I always being me? I thought I was!!! But, it got me thinking that although I am always me as a whole .... I like most of you, have many layers some of which are shared, some of which are hidden from even myself. Some of them I already knew of and some of them I discovered during the 2 hours it took me to write this. After turning off all forms of communication I began to type. Unlike my earlier blogs this one did not just pour from my fingertips ...each word coming in quick succession of the one typed previous to it giving no real thought to the subjects that happened to spill their way into my little piece of the net. This one that in fact was NOT intended for this blog , is different. This one reached its icey hands deep into my soul and slowly began to squeeze until who I am at my core was tested and then released. It was
A Word About Grace
The photographs disappear and the frown runs off into the horizons. The rhythm of a sad hymn overwhelm the tears. The boulevard seems so detached my old hero’s faded and deceased. Jesus liberated the soul and yet the community looks and finds insufferable anguish. Yearning to unearth love only to find misery and seclusion with out wisdom. It plugs into the wall and batteries. I connect I’m there smiles and life is everywhere and yet I’m alone. Wait I must consider judgment from individuals that position them self of authority. They have desecrated my words and yet my own soul forgives. Today I while doing this evaluation of people pictures. I come across a wonderful looking lady to find her half unclothed. My lustful eyes charmed with pleasure oh with out hesitation my mouse searches for more. Then on this invariable page I see this same women cradling her baby with eyes filled with love. Perhaps its just me but I thought of what I would think of my mother? I must admit I didn’t like h
Weird Things About Me!!!!
You know who you are...I love you GIRL...Always and Forever, and whenever you need anything don't hesitate to call me!!!
Just A Few Quick Words
Just A Thought!
My Truck
My 1999 Toyota Tacoma SR5 was my first purchase when I got divorced 7 years ago. Instead of jacking this one up i decided to put racing rims and wide low profile tires on it. It also had a few different loud stereo systems in it. From a 15 inch sub that took up the whole extended cab to a 10 that put out an SPL rating of 135 on my windshield. Over the years it got me back and forth to college. about a year ago the engine blew up with 250,000 miles on it. I left it parked in the side field at the house to decide what to do with it. I moved away and came back and got a job at the college where i got my 2 degrees from. I decided to move out of the country and into the town that I was working in. That's when life threw me a curve ball. I met this beautiful girl here on CT. We decided to go out on a date and the rest is history. I decided to stay where i am at and commute. My current truck gets terrible gas millage, so I decided to get the engine in the Toyota rebuilt. The engine was instal
No Love
Is It Wet In There?
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1- so if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3- No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule #5- do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"- get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls-if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wreck
Musicians
For You Only
Last Entry
I tried to be strong when you broke my heart... I did not cry, yet now I do; for we're far apart. You told me you loved me - so sweet and sincere... You made me so happy, I had nothing to fear. As time went by, what we had flourished and spread... All was unspoken, no words needed to be said. And then came a day, when something went wrong... All I knew I could do was hold on and be strong. It was so sudden; you gave no reason of why... I felt so numb and empty inside; I just wanted to die. Sadness consumed me, yet I fought to stay whole... I took so much for granted, and this was my toll. Blinded by confusion, I felt so lost and helpless... And then there was you, someone so kind and so selfless. My one true friend - I give you thanks for all you have done. You mean the world to me; you're my moon, my stars, and my sun. I do love you always and forever..... Have you ever felt alone in life, Felt no one cared for you? Or been out with a group of friends, And f
Help Me Win
March Madness
Most of the time when march comes along, you get nice days like this. Really warm outside so I take a little walk. It helps me not think of anything bad. Just about the next step I take and where to go. I think about stuff that makes me smile. Like the Hoyas trying to go to the Final Four. Than I think about how much women hate sports. that is definitely something women can't watch. its like weird. Anyways, I think they were up by a lot during the first half but it doesn't look too good. We have much more experience i think than Carolina. I wore a sweater outside cause it was chilly. especially when you walk under the trees in the shade. than in the sun it was like 10 degrees warmer. very weird how that works out but the sun feels real good. I got a lil sweat going. I walk about 2 miles all together. Up towards the Mall on the Pike than back through the park to my house. Its a nice lil walk and i wish i had company when i went. Its one of those walks that you
Aroused By Picts Of Britanic Beauty
Red hair and deep dark eyes To her I am drawn it is no surprise A smile to make the angels weep Thoughts of this beauty invade my sleep Stunning in so many ways Sights of this beauty make my days With her smiles and looks the clouds do part This incomparable beauty could own my heart Drawn to her like a moth to the flame She alone holds the power to this soul tame Seeking her each and every time I am here I would live to hold such eternal beauty near Heaven in her eyes so dark and deep Such beauty is worth dreams of eternal sleep By R. Thomas Dinsmore I have no girl only dreams Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her t
Junkies & Thieves
Hey Everyone, My guys....in Junkies & Thieves....have new material....are ROCKIN' amazingly hard right now.....and are heading for Cleveland to the Rock-N-Roll Hall Of Fame in a few weeks for a show!!!! Pay attention to them...they're AWESOME....and they're moving up fast!!! I'll let ya know how their next show goes.....and yes....your's truly will be there..on stage.....just one of the perks of having sexy rock-n-rollers as friends!!!!!! Hey Everyone, I've been feeling pretty down, but last night got some great news and want to share it with you. A couple of friends of mine are in an up and coming band....they totally ROCK....and last night they took me out to let me know that MTV 2 contacted them so they're gonna be working on a video....already doing some new songs. They opened the LA music awards in November....and they just keep moving up...faster and more amazing all the time. They are definitely worth checking out. Here's their page www.myspace.com/junkiesandthieves
Same Pics
I HAVE DECIDED TO REMOVE MY PRIVATE FOLDER SO YALL WILL SEE SOME OF THE PICTURES OUT OF IT THAT COULD BE BUT OUT IN VIEW...LOL....SO PLEASE JUST SHOW SOME LOVE BACK ON THOSE AGAIN I WOULD LOVE IT.....SORRY GUYS ANOTHER MAY APPEAR ONE DAY!!! ~~HUGSSS & LUVVVV~~KT
Hello - Read This!
Bondage Test
, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. continue to OkCupid homescreen > Story of O yeah!You scored 68 Knowledge and 92 Interest! You are deeply interested in every aspect of bondage and know quite a bit about it. You love to experiment with various bindings, positions and how much you can move during each one. Not only that, but you know quite a bit about bondage and would be a safe partner to play with. You probably frequently wear some item that declares your interest, even if it is meaningful only to yourself. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Knowledge You scored higher than 99% on InterestLink:
Grrrr.. Again... Really?? Are You Serious??
Read!
I had to make a new account caused the other one doesn't work anymore so this is the one in only TJ. I ma really only 13 years old lol
Fresh Meat
Pilot Info
Sun 'n Fun 2007- Correction to NOTAM Notice Number: NOTC0834 Correction to Sun 'n Fun 2007 NOTAM - IRF Slot Reservation Please note that there is an error in the printed Sun 'n Fun Notice to Airmen and in the Quick Reference Booklet referring to Obtaining a Slot Reservation. The original says to confirm your reservation you must call between 24 to 8 hours prior to your arrival time. The correct time is 24 to 12 hours. See corrected section below. HOW TO OBTAIN A SLOT RESERVATION Pilots may obtain a slot reservation by using computer interface (e-STMP) or touch-tone telephone interface. · e-STMP: computer access is available to users with an Internet connection and Web Browser. The Internet address is www.fly.faa.gov. A user guide is available on the web site. · Touch-tone telephone: dial (800) 875-9755 and follow the prompts. Pilots should be prepared to provide their destination/departure airport, estimated UTC time of arrival/dep
Blond?red/blond?
Bunny Exhib
I like to be watched. Its makes me wet to think of someone else getting off because of me. Come take a look if ya want.I love being an exhibitionist. Love to show my pictures and videos for all to view. Love the comments For me, being watched intensifies the pleasure of masturbation and produces some great, very full, orgasms. http://acsexxx I'M ON CAM AT THE MOMENT Love to see a guy masturbating and especially when he cums... Omg, what a turn on! I also had several nice looking guys email me video files of themselves jerking off over one of my pic or vid. http://bunnynclyde.com
My Damn Blogs..
In the Event of My Demise In the event of my Demise when my heart can beat no more I Hope I Die For A Principle or A Belief that I had Lived 4 I will die Before My Time Because I feel the shadow's Depth so much I wanted 2 accomplish before I reached my Death I have come 2 grips with the possibility and wiped the last tear from My eyes I Loved All who were Positive In the event of my Demise Written by Tupac Shakur (1971-1996) Ive Been On Cherrytap For A Bit..And Sum Of these girls have got me wonderin what they would do for a bit of popularity on here..ive seen girls offer their naked pics for a fuckin cell phone card..and another 1 for a camera...how fuckin sad is it that sum women sell themselves for sum attention on here..And U All Know That Theres Sum Guys Thats Gonna Go 4 Them..2 C If They Can Get More Off Of Them...Respect Is Summin U Earn Not 4 What U Show On Cam...Thanks For Readin My Lil Rant...1 Luv I Just Made A New Lounge..The Fuk It All Lounge..The Basi
Inside The Mind Of A Goddess
Thanks
I wanted to write you all and say thanks for rating me and leaving comments. Jordan
Feeling Horrid
I'm feeling so ill and weak. I've had no sleep because of what has happened and don't know what to do with myself. Maybe i'll just go lie down and watch the London Marathon on TV, just have a lazy day and do nowt. Yeah, think i'll just do that as i am so not in the mood to do anything today anyway. boo
Issues
Manipulation......
I've calmed down a bit...but I'm still ticked!! It really ticks me off that when someone pretends to be your friend and then turns around and bad mouths you to someone else!!! The real kicker is they aren't even adult enough to come to me and talk to me about what ever the issue is. I expected that it would eventually happen to me because she does it to everyone else, why doesn't she listen?????? She complains but I already discussed with her the situation but apparently she wasn't listening when I told her!!! I figured out on my own things were changing--I'm not sure if I'm more angry and dissapointed or hurt. Time will tell.... One of the hardest things is explaining to my teenagers why I don't retaliate and be hateful....yes I'm angry, but i'm not vengeful.... Been rambling for a bit.....but i had to express myself.... Ok....I haven't dated in a verrrry long time and I have often put serious dating/commitment on hold while raising my boys, therefore also protecting myself fr
Family
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ~~just thought it was interesting~~ we love that coffee ;) Hi all my friends and family! wanted to say hi and show sum luv to you all :D & to all my future friends I just want to say Hello and Have a Great Day
Hope
My 1st Contest...can You Help Me Out Please
I AM IN MY 1ST EVER CONTEST AND COULD USE ALL THE HELP I CAN GET...I HAVE LEAD THE CONTEST FOR 6 OF THE 7 DAYS,TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT EST ,IT IS OVER.I HAVE FALLEN BEHIND OVER NIGHT AND YOUR HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED...IF YOU CAN,PLEASE STOP BY ANY VOTES WILL HELP...I WILL RETURN ALL THE LOVE. THANKS JULIE JUST CLICK THE PIC http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=229893&albumid=341073&i=4213667017
I Found An Awesome Lounge For My Family,sweet Friend Witchsbrews.
Thinning My Family List
In General
Well this is the last day for this name. If you are wanting to remain friends, fans, etc click on the pic below. That is my main name that I have and am keeping. Hugs Carrie Carebear@ fubar Hey all! For those that dont know, I have 3 ID's on FUbar. I am deleting 2 of them so I only have one to deal with. I have less time to be on the puter so this way I will only have one name to check on. All of my TRUE friends and fans and family are more than welcome to add my other name, the link will be at the bottom of this. Those of you that just wanted to add me before for just points dont need to bother adding my other name. Hugs Carrie Here is the link for my name you can transfer to: Carebear@ fubar THINKING OF HAVING 2 CONTESTS ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!!! MENS CONTEST SEXIEST EYES AS OF NOW I HAVE 1 MAN IN THIS ONE NEED MORE FOR THIS ONE, COME ON GUYS! WOMENS CONTEST BEST CLEAVAGE PIC (HAS TO BE SFW) AS OF NOW, I HAVE 5 LADIES IN THIS CONTEST i would
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
Me
I'm Pregnant!!!
So far I'm 2 months pregnant. My due date is January 15th!
Something To Think About.......
Dingo's Going Away Party Tonight! Last Night In States For Awhile! Come Party With Dingo!
Help Still Needed ... And Thanks ...
Funny Shit!!!
I took a giant step today, and it's kind of scary. I e-mailed 2 different guys about trying to get onto an open mike night comedy show. They are both supposed to be this Thursday, I have wanted to be a stand up (only I'd sit, cause I'm lazy) since I was in my single digits. Cut me some slack about the previous joke, I was in my single digits when I thought it up. I honestly don't know how I'll do. The last time I did anything like this is was to most of a Middle school and it started like this "Hi my name is Shane, and I'm an alcoholic and a drug addict…" in a bad Bill Shatner impersonation. Well, I started drinking again, and I'm doing more drugs than I could ever conceive of at that age. Grant it, it is mostly heart medication. But, hey drugs are drugs. That all I'm saying. Where was I, oh yeah, comedy and 2 open mike nights. The first one is incredibly structured complete with it's on rules and regulations. Don't misunderstand me, it still seems like a lot of fun. Most of
Check This Hot Momma Out!!
This woman is beautiful inside and out and a dear friend to me, check her out!!
Not A Contest No Time Limit
Hey all im in a gift giveaway its not a contest at all thiers no time limit to it but what i need is 30,000 comments and i get a Months VIC + A Months Blast whoever dose help i will keep track of it and after i get the 30,000 comments ill PIMP out all the ones who helped with the comments ty all heres the link. Remember ITS NOT A CONTEST no time limit at all. Hey all im in a gift giveaway its not a contest at all thiers no time limit to it but what i need is 30,000 comments and i get a Months VIC + A Months Blast whoever dose help i will keep track of it and after i get the 30,000 comments ill PIMP out all the ones who helped with the comments ty all heres the link. Remember ITS NOT A CONTEST no time limit at all. Hey all im in a gift giveaway its not a contest at all thiers no time limit to it but what i need is 30,000 comments and i get a Months VIC + A Months Blast whoever dose help i will keep track of it and after i get the 30,000 comments ill PIMP out a
The Value Of Life's Moments
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who ha
For All Red Sox Fanatics Like Me
Oceanscene
I have so much shit to do at work and I am sitting here browsing through the pictures of all the hot n horny women on this site. I wish someone would come online and i could get a good jerk off..
The Art In The Angel
Nobody completes you They are not your Other half An important piece Of the puzzle Is all for one Should ask Perfect is imperfect In someone else’s eyes Though we shall not settle For less Chasing the imagined Longing for what does not Exist Satisfaction is not guaranteed So we justify What satisfies We explain our glee With because’s and but’s List the reasons why Regurgitate mindless fluff When it comes to charging Your lovelight It is kinda sad That Happy Is rarely enough Writers block Is a misnomer There is always Something to say Lovely can be lonely If the letters Get in the way If you sign a check You have written It is not that big A deal The only thing That is difficult Is writing what You feel Everyone is a writer Not doing it Does not mean you’re blocked Sometimes instead of Scribbling You just get it out When you talk Awaken by an angel Who told me to Come right in She opened
So Called Friends.....
I am sitting here taking a look at my friends and past friends that I have had. Well just one past friend. I want to thank all my girls for being a true friend, one that would never turn around and hate on me because of some stupid rumor. I want to thank the true Irish Goddess Annie, I love you! She is the true Irish Goddess because she has the heart and the beautiful red hair. I couldn't thank her and her man more. They have been awesome, I do feel like now I can take myself and my kids there to play with her kids and myself to hang out with great friends. To you, and you know who you are. I still love you, and your girls are always in my heart. They are innocent and don't know the error of adult ways. I want to thank Jennifer. (the person I am going to grow old with haha). She was right about this past friend from the night of my birthday last year. I should have never left you alone with her and I hope you can forgive me for that. Well nevermind you already did. Jennifer you give me
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Welcome Thanks
I just wanted to say what a busy first weekend it has been on CT. I was directed here by a 'friend' and find it enlightening and fun. The more I look here the more I find so forgive me for any delays in replying and other stuff like that. Off to work now (already late) but just wanted to say thank you to you all. xxx
♥♥david Boreanez♥♥
What If
What The Hell!!!!
Hello all! Wow i had an intresting night last night. I had to go to got the ER, cuz i was having really horrable chest pains. I couldn't go to sleep cuz they hurt so bad. Well come to find out........it was all caused by an ulcer! Yah, WTF!!!!!! I'm so glad that that was all it was, but still......I'm in soooooooo much pain over a friggen ULCER!!!!!! The doc said it was because of how much stress i'v been under lately. Anyway, just thought it was a bunch of bs.....so i wanted to just write down how pissed and glad i am right now. I was kinda getting scared there for a min. So now i have some meds to take care of it and help it heal. YAY!!!! :D Anyway, I hope everyone is doing well!!! I can't wait for the weekend! :) Love you all!!!!!
Help Me Get A Blast
I need some help. I don't enter too many contest because I cant fully commit to them.I would rather be helping someone level then bomb..Im sorry but leveling is a passion I have. This is a givaway with no time limit.I need 18,000 comments for a 30 day blast. My Blast is about to run out. I also don't buy my blast I would rather buy one for someone else. So if you could give me a few minutes of your time and leave me a few comments I would be greatful.Thanks again for all your help.
Okay
My friend has a dog that is an australian shepard/german shepard and who needs a good home if anyone knows where this beautiful 5 month old puppy that needs some love so if anyone has a good home or knows a friend please contact me or this puppy is in trouble so if you have or know a good home please contact me. My music describes me best so my moods and feelings aren't coming out on my profile so check out my playlist if you'd like to hear
Skatin
Do It For Booboo Because She Loves You
BOOBOO NEEDS ABOUT 10,000 MORE COMMENTS! COME ON LETS GET THIS DONE! IF ANYBODY DESERVES IT IT IS HER! SHE LOVES YOU ALL AND YOU KNOW IT! REPOST IF YOU LOVE HER TOO!THANK YOU ALL!
Harry Potters Lost Tapes!
Would U????
Good Stories
You come home from work and find me in a pair of high heels, stockings, panties, short skirt and a halter, cooking you dinner. Surprise! I tell you that your landlord let me in. You come over and give me a hug and a kiss. I am in the process of making you a cake (you said that you like cake didn't you!). I put a little bit of the chocolate frosting on my nipples and ask you to lick it off. While licking off the frosting, you slip one finger into my pussy and find that it is already wet and slippery. I push you away and tell you that you must wait. I like to torture my baby, let him see my tits, ass and pussy but don't let him touch them until he finishes his dinner! I can see your hard on through your pants and know that I have turned you on. Sliding my hand down the front of you and squeezing lightly, whispering in your ear, thats mine for later. We sit down, eat dinner and talk about our day. You can't keep your eyes off of me - who cares about work, right? Finally you can't take i
Home Safe
Just wanted to say thank you to all my family and friends for your great support and encouragement. Made it home safe this morning after almost four weeks on the road. Road nationals was a complete blast and finished in 25th place in the Time Trial. My first year of racing Time Trials. Look to do better over the coming year. Then it was off to Vermont for mountain bike nationals. Another new event for me is Dual Slalom this year. Ane what a surprise and joy to finish in third place and get to stand on the podium at National Championships. My first time at any National event as a rider. Been there five times as a coach of my college team, but never as a racer. For those of you who know my story and where I was 10 years ago you can only imagine the thrill. From not being able to walk to standing on a National Championship podium in 10 years is beyond words. The wonderful comments were so appreciated. THANKS!!!! Hopefully I can keep up the momentum as my college season sta
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Rate My Team 10's For Todays Game Plz!!!
Please stop by and rate all 6 of my team mates for todays football game! It only takes a minute and it would mean so much. Much love, Smoke The Pain Away Team Click here for SMOKE E. DIGGLERA on myspace!
Poetry
Love is the greatest feeling Love is like a play Love is what I feel for you Each and everyday Love is like a smile Love is like a song Love is a great emotion That keeps us growing strong I love you with all my heart My body and my soul I love the way I keep on loving Like a love I can't control So I remember when your eyes meet mine I love you with all of my heart And I have poured my entire soul into you Right from the very start I thought of you this morning As I always do Just one single thought Helps me see my day through. Your kiss, your touch Especially your smile Just one glance from you Is enough to drive me wild. When I think of the future All I see is you and me For I know my love You are my destiny. My love you enchant me But oh how time flies Soon we'll be old and withered But true love lke ours never dies. So I will cherish each moment Our time together, just me and you And I will think of you each morning Like I always do! I love you
Friends
So where to begin...... well all in all the ride hasnt been to bumpy. As far as finding my true love or Mr. Right hasnt happened and dont expect it will. lol And long ago I knew that the chance of such things are slim to nil. But I am happy to accept that. And I think I have met a few people I hope I can truly call friends, I`ve met people I can call online buddys, and then there`s the people I am far better off not knowing at all. And the fact that they have to go day to day living a lie because they dont like who they are is really sad. Because they tend to dwell on the weaknesses,and vulnerabilities of others. And its sad that they can live with themselves and continue to live the lie that is their world. I really dont see the need to lie and deceive other people, but then again I consider myself to be an honest,realistic,mature woman who has a conscience. And a heart that can not be so cold. Is a shame people feel they have to live life as a fake or phonie. I mean really what is ac
38,000 To Level
WOOT WOOT SHES ALMOST THERE..IM WAITING FOR A HAPPY HOUR TO RATE THE REST OF HER STUFF..THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.SHOW SOMEV LOVE AND MAKE HER THE NEXT GOD MOTHER:) a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=526076&friend=526076" target=_blank>Luscious♥Mami - (Fan/Rate me then add, plz)@ fubar
Wanna Get Naughty With Me?
You People Are Fuckin' Nuts...like Seriously
So, like, I already have a blog to which I write, and amazingly enough, it's mostly football - go figure. This is for me, and thoughts that strike me as important; read it as you will, as it's just for me, I couldn't care less the comments that arise, nor the panderings of the masses. If I gave a shit, I'd have a real job. Blog entries will crop up only when I feel something. Blame 'Damn Precious ♥ I'm Going Insane!!!!' for this, because she was what made me think of it. It made sense to me at the time. "Maturity is the realization that a dream attained tastes much better than a dream about which is only fantasized." Could I expound on this...yeah, and I could bullshit you enough to think it was your only mantra. The many crossroads in my immediate vision made this one hit home. Take it as you will, I know what it means to me. Why is Fubar such a race? Race to level, a race to points, a race to a prescribed amount of friends/points/rates/significant others/whatever.
Dallas Cowboys Fans
your team did great tonight....congradulations...u deserve it ....HAVE A GOOD ONE....
Attention Levelers
We have 4 back to back Happy Hours coming in 30 minutes.Im looking for levelers that are close to leveling.You know what the limits are please.Im asking DO NOT COMMENT ON THIS BLOG WITH AMOUNT!!!!Please go to the Levelers home page and leave the amount you need. We will be leveling levelers first tonight.I see alot are getting closer and cant get to everyones page. please leave the amount you need there. Again we pay attention to who is on level ups. The regulars come first. SHADOW LEVELERS@ fubar
Can't Wait To Move!
WHEW~! today was a rough day around here. We got ready and went out to Olive Garden for lunch. After lunch we run by Wal-mart and grab some things we needed and then came home. Jeff jumped on fixing the lawn mover (finally) and got it fixed. Elizabeth cleaned out the dog pen and I planted some flowers while Dillon rode his Power Wheel 4 wheeler. It was very humid here today and we all sweat so much. Jeff got the mower fixed and cut the grass. Then we sent the kids in and walked our property line and decided to burn some logs and boxes....the pyromaniac came out in both of us...but it was hot~! anyway the kids got a bath and ate supper while Jeff and I sat outside on the bench under the tree cooling off. The house is almost done~! I plan on having a housewarming get together in a couple of weeks....this week is going to be a week of placing the little things where they need to be. We got the printer hooked up and the all the computer stuff out but the desk is so cluttered....
Gun Lovers
You know I get a lot of friggin whiney-assed moaning and bitching about my gun pics! I even had a bouncer rate my default pic NSFW once and a friend of mine switched it right back. What the hell is the problem here? This site allows to to see peoples' interests ahead of time and you damn well aren't required to rate/comment pics if you don't want to! If you don't like guns then don't look at them! Damn sure don't ever pick one up because if you don't treat them with care and respect they won't serve you when you need them. That means take it out once and a while and shoot the damn thing, service it properly, and store it in an easily accessible location. Up in the top of the damn closet does no good! There are tons of child-safety devices out there as well so don't give me the bleeding-heart "guns kill kids" rhetoric! Guns by themselves don't kill any damn body! Evil people and dumbasses DO!
A Little Inspiration
IN AN AGE OF NOTHING, AT A TIME WHEN WE STAND AT THE BRINK OF OUR OWN DESTRUCTION--STRENGTHEN YOUR BELIEF IN YOURSELF, IN THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY, IN THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD WHICH CANNOT EASILY BE PERCEIVED. AWAKEN THAT WHICH LIES DORMANT NOW WITHIN YOUR SOUL. RE-IGNITE THE FLAME OF YOUR CONSIOUSNESS, AND MEASURE THE STRENGTH OF YOUR CONVICTION. REVEAL THE LIE. RENOUNCE YOUR HATRED. SEEK, FIND, AND EMBRACE THE TRUTHS YOU ARE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER. CHERISH THEM, USE THEM TO ANCHOR YOU IN THE SEA OF CHAOS THAT IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. WHEN TWILIGHT DRAWS NEAR, WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED TO THE VERY LIMITS OF YOUR SOUL, WHEN IT SEEMS THAT ALL YOU HAVE LEFT ARE THE DEAD REMNANTS OF THE FABRIC OF YOUR LIFE--BELIEVE
Wth!
Ok...what the hell, I have taken 3 of those stupid surveys now and I get halfway through and it says "you are not qualified"! I'm not wasting another second of my time with those f'n things. Has anyone else made it to the end of a survey? Am I the only one getting screwed over? Probably :(
Rd" S Blogs
I Need A Sugar Daddy Or A Sugar Moma......any One Wanna Play
Heavy Stuff
Hillary Clinton has a NEW plan for providing health insurance and it's got a twist. Following on the heels of her original plan for socialized medicine that bombed heavily when Bill Clinton was is office is this stinker which will end up with the same result. "This is not government-run," the party's front-runner said of her plan to extend coverage to an estimated 47 million Americans who now go without. "I know my Republican opponents will try to equate health care for all Americans with government-run health care," Clinton said. "Don't let them fool us again. This is not government-run." The New York senator said her plan would require every American to purchase insurance, either through their jobs or through a program modeled on Medicare or the federal employee health plan. Businesses would be required to offer insurance or contribute to a pool that would expand coverage. Individuals and small businesses would be offered tax credits to make insurance more affordable. Note t
May 2008 You Have To Choose (to Be Tracked By Rfid Chip Or Not Have A Drivers License)
Pssss Over Here'
Getting It In The Rear. . .
I'm So Tired Of Everything!!!
How Could You Do This To Me?
do you ever feel as though your ex still suffacates you? even after the relationship is ended... and seems like they always make you second guess your actions toward things that matter most... damn i hate that... makes me want to scream... what would you do in those types of situations? in a world of caos.... how can i keep from drowning? in lifes game of chance i am losing... do i take a final stand? do i take my last breath.. or exhale into my pain? sitting back i drag the blade across my skin.. all the things i thought didnt matter rush back.. the flowing crimson makes me drowsy.. i shut my eyes as i kiss my life goodbye.. i will be remembered for what i have done.. but will they remember who i was? my spirit ebbs into darkness.. my life is over....... in the end i am forgotten. Current mood: confused Jul 12 2007 i miss you with all i got.. your candy kisses, your smiling eyes.. your sweet caress to envelope me.
The Latest Group By Bluedemon
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"Like A Boy" Pull up your pants (Just Like Em') Take out the trash (Just Like Em') getting ya cash like em' Fast like em' Girl you outta act like ya dig (What I'm talkin' bout') Security codes on everything Vibrate so your phone don't ever ring (Joint Account) And another one he don't know about Wish we could switch up the roles And I could be that... Tell you I love you But when you call I never get back Would you ask them questions like me?... Like where you be at? Cause I'm out 4 in the morning On the corner rolling Doing my own thing Oh What if I?... Had a thing on the side? Made ya cry? Would the rules change up?... Or would they still apply?... If I played you like a toy?... Sometimes I wish I could act like a boy Can't be getting mad! What You Mad? Can't Handle that! Can't be getting mad! What you mad? Can't handle that! Girl go head and be... (Just Like Em') Go run the streets (Just Like Em') come home late say sleep like em' C
Messages On Mums And Blogs
The Sickness
Biffy
Damn
There's no word strong enough to explain my feelings for you, No one in this world can make me feel the way that you do, The way I feel when I'm wrapped in your arms, It's a feeling of security free of harm, The way I feel when we kiss, I can't even describe a feeling like this, The way I feel when you hold my hand is that anything that I want to do I can, From the very first time that I touched your face and the sweet feeling of your embrace, That's when I knew I am going to love you forever and to me I will leave you never, To me nothing in this world is more important than you, I would do anything you ever asked me to do, I will stand by your side through thick and thin, And I will be here to love you until the end. "The first time I talked to you I was hoping to fall in love with you, The first time I met you it was love at first site and I knew everything would be alright, The first time we kissed I wanted more than a peck o
Can You Guess?
Contest!
The contest is now open please please please do all ya can for me bomb me n rate me, I really would like to win this thing! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=835114&albumid=546393&i=349817960 Thank's to everyone who has helped me so far! Contest starts Sunday 16th September hi, i am in a contest for best fu tattoo so if you could please support me and help me win! It dont open till Sunday 10.00am us time i expect! Anyway your support will be appreciated! Lisa http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=835114&albumid=546393&i=349817960
The Bold Truth
01. I have kissed someone of the same sex on the lips. 02. I have seen a therapist. 03. I love my mom. 04. I am drawn to things associated with sadness. 05. I have gauged ears 06. I wear black eyeliner every day. 07. I am extremely influenced by kindness. 08. I love to write. 09. I can't live without chapstick. 10. I'm probably emotionally scarred. 11. I lived in Tahoe. 12. I spend money I have. 13. I'll be in college for over 4 years. 14. I love designer handbags. 15. I've had a concussion before. 16. I'm not good with confrontation. 17. I love the Backstreet Boys. 18. I have more than a couple horrible memories. 19. I'm addicted to Degrassi. 20. I've tried writing poetry before and failed. 21. My first kiss was unexpected. 22. I'm not a big fan of rap. 23. I love taking pictures. 24. I don't like people who are fake. 25. I can be mean when I want to. 26. I love AFI. 27. I have kissed someone whose name starts with A. 28. I have way too man
Sexy Blue Eyes
Think
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What Type Of Drug
Pervy!
YALL COME SPANK ME...EACH SPANK COSTS 500 FU BUXX...CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW...SEND HER THE 500 FU BUXX THROUGH FU PAL AND TELL HER THAT THE SPANK IS FOR ME!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WINNER RECIEVES $1 MILLION FU BUXX THIS ENDS ON MAY 5TH--SO START SPANKIN! LOVE YER PERVY! Click this pic! C'mon---Show the Pervy some love HEY YALL IM IN AN AUCTION---YOU KNOWWWWW YOU WANNA OWN MY ASS! SO START BIDDING. CLICK ON MY PIC!!! November 23, 1998. The day my world crashed. The day my life changed. The day I lost a part of me that I would never get back. The day I lost my dad. Im not sure why but for some reason...you never think it will happen to you. But, it did to me. I was only 8 years old, and it was EXACTLY 1 week before my 9th birthday. Being 8, I didnt really comprehend what had happened. All I remember is my mom coming home from the hospital, taking me and my sister in her arms, and telling us that [he’s] gone. Of course I cried because I was sad. Now that I’
Wife

Buried at PhotoCasket.com so far the ppl ive meet on fubar are great some ummmmm, no comment, this site blows myspace away!wished i knew about this site sooner! every one has been so nice and great i meet some awesome great friends here Peace ~vicious gurl 69 have a sick and twisted weekend! Just wanted to say THANKS for all the Christmas/New Years and Birthday comments that me friends left me! Your all AWESOME! Have a killer week Peace ~Rachel
Poems
maybe in another life i can find u there pulled away before your time i cant deal its so unfair & it feels like heaven is so far away & it feels like the world is so cold now that u gone away puttin flowers on your grave to show that i still care black roses & hail marys cant bring back what waz takin from me i reached to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems like the world is so cold now that u gone away i ll save your soul i reach up to the sky & call out your name oh please let me trade i would & it feels like heaven is so far away & it stings & it seems the world is so cold now that u gone away i bleed for you my arms long to hold you my heart aches for you i cry for you im so sad & alone & depressed i lie awake wondering what i did wrong i cant stop thinking about you im so hurt my heart shattered in a million pieces i been smacked in the face & punched in th
Treasures!!
If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong. Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view. Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly. Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be. I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you. I may be your spouse, your parent, your offspring, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me. To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me
Poll Results On Mumms
For all the saw the mumm that got deleted because people counldn't handle the two words.. spandex.... with .... fat 82 comments.. 572 veiws.. In that mumm The results were in my favor. The two should not be put together. The results were based on mumm readers votes. Sorry to all that it upset but it was just a question not a knock down on over heavey people that enjoy wearing spandex. It was an opinion. Come on... they show it on comdey central all the time. Laugh ok. Have fun and have a good day. I laughed when you were calling me a cunt.. can't take the heat then get out. That is my saying to you. I am sorry again to all it upset. To all that voted on the mumm, which will close soon, most mumm readers are egalitarian in their marriage choice. Just thought I would post the poll results.. if they change with the next hour, which I don't think it will, I will repost the results. Thanks for taking the Traditional vs. Egalitarian marriage poll on mumm readers.
My Thoughts On It
Sun. 9/30/07
About Me
You scored as Butt, You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100% Abs/Stomach83% Penis67% Face17% Boobs0% What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky100% A Sicko60% Average40% A WUSS !!0%
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Please Say A Prayer For My Gram
Hey Everyone, As if my week can't get any worse!!! Please say a small prayer for my Gramma.. She is 94... and she retaining water and she now has fluid in her lungs and her heart rate is low and at some points it stops beating for a few seconds... and than starts beating normal again... She is in high spirits... and so are we but a little prayer never hurts... Thank you for all the prayers that are said... my love to you all Buffy
Just Another Day!!!
Bunco Friends
Homeless Veterans Benefit
I had a great chance Saturday 10/6/07 to ride on a motorcycle with a wonderful man who like myself supports all that our troops do for this country and helps out out homeless veterans....if it were up to me there would be NO homeless vets! These guys put their life on the line for people they don't even know and we treat them as if they were second class citizens when they come back from war. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so here is mine....the fact that so many treat our soldiers like that is a disgrace! Everyone who knows me knows that I would go to the ends of the earth for a veteran! When there was a threat that the Vietnam Memorial in DC was in danger of being harmed by protestors...I was there! I went to DC in March to support my troops and my veterans already home! One protestor found out what happens when you put down the men I love dearly! The motorcycle run was awesome! We went to the Vietnam Memorial in Frankfort,KY for a ceremony and then to Wilmore, KY wher
Big Bro!
Tomorrow would be my other brothers birthday! He to died young at 47. Its so hard not seeing him there at family gatherings or the big bearded smile hed have when he rolled up on his Harley! I Learned so much about life from my brother Robbie! He was a very roll with the punches kinda guy and had a great view of things. Always looked at the better side of things. I loved the way he could present his ideas and have you believing they were your own by the time he was done. for a short time he was also my boss and i would just sit back in awe as hed manipulate the guys into seeing things his way. IT was so amazing. I wish I had that. HE definately thought outside the box. HE was there for me in a tough time in my life and really tought me alot about me. I miss the rides he was always willing to take anyone who wanted to go for a Harley ride. I miss him so much! Happy Hawg Heaven big Bro! Happy Birthday big brother. I miss you so much! I wish you didnt have to go but God felt it was your
I Am The Girl
Email
Does anyone know of a way to delete all your mail at once? Or if there is even a way to do it?? Please leave comment if u know how, i have over 1000 and i don't want to do it one by one.. Thanks, Angela
It Sucks Being Nice...
Since I've been on this site, I have seen some quite strange and odd reactions to things you would think are normal. Girls always yell "fan me, add me, I'll be sure and return the love" well, they don't. It's a lie. They pick and choose who they do this to so it's nothing but false advertisement. Some also yell "please don't ask to see my privates unless you have some of your own and rate and add me FIRST! I will add you." ok, then you do....they STILL don't add you on as fam. *smh* And then there are the guys who fuck up the whole thing for everybody by stalking, ripping pics and not asking, blah, blah, blah....and girls take this out on those who have no idea what's going on behind the screen. I had a girl on my fam list who had a gallery of guys who made pics of some of her pics. I took a basic one from her gallery, did some effects, and she says:"Ask me first before you do that. She clearly said she didn't mind in her profile. *smacks head* She is now no longer
New Addition
Me Me Me
Look me up fireflyz1327@yahoo.com or parkerchristine1327@yahoo.com luvs xoxox Christine JUS A LIL MORE BOUT ME..... Current mood: tired Category: Life odd questions......... Body: 1. First thing you do in the shower? MAKE SURE THAT SHIT IS WARM 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? GREY 3. Do you like coffee? SI BUDDY 4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? TIRED AS FUCK AND DRAINED A POWER 5.Crush's name? MORE THAN JUST A CRUSH BABY 6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? ???whats the difference??? 7. What are you? DEPENDS......WHOS TALKIN? 8. Could you eat your favorite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it? DEFF 9. What are you craving? SLEEP 10. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? YUCK 11. Have you ever counted to 1,000? HAHAHA....NOPE 12. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? BOTH....I TEASE THE CREAM 13. Do you use smileys? USUALLY 15. Have you ever met a celebrity? OH YES!!!! MANY 1
He Died Today
Lol
> > > >Baby's First Doctor Visit > > > >A woman and a baby was in the doctor's examining room, waiting for > >the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. > > > >The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and > >being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or > >bottle-fed? > >"Breast-fed,"she replied. > > > >"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He > >pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts > >for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. > > > >Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby > >is underweight. You don't have any milk." > > > >"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." > > > >= A father goes shopping for his daughter's birthday gift. He goes to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We hav
My Fu-lounge
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Hmm, Who Knew?
The Haunted
Come on into the most kick ass lounge on Fubar, The Haunted. Kick ass people, and kick ass tunes. I promise you won't be disappointed. I would love to see you in there. Much love to all, Hugs, DJ SXYYVONNEKITTEN http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50913
Football
Contest Has Begun
HERE THEY ARE! THE PICK YOUR OWN PIC CONTESTANTS! CHOOSE ONE TO HELP OR HELP THEM ALL, BUT THE CONTEST HAS STARTED!!
"girlfriend" Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1
To Those Who Think They Know Me...
FAKES..... and people who TRY to be just like you.... people who buddy-buddy up to you realllll close..... just to learn who you are and what you are about and then fucking try to turn into you. its fucked up.... and even more fucked up that i was too damn blind to see it until now. i know someone like this.... and for the life of me i never noticed it until just a few minutes ago. definately never expected it from her.... though i guess i should have.... i've learned to never really believe even half of what comes out of her mouth anyway.... i just go with the flow and don't cause any drama.... i hate drama.... hate it with a passion.... yet.... wherever she is.... it seems to be all over the place. but i was going through some photos today and realized..... she's trying to be me..... she's fucking trying to be just... like... me. she never tried to be all sexy and shit... until i put up my new pics. she never was a submissive.... until she found out that i was a natural sub. she neve
Lost In A Moment
I got lost in a moment for 5 months and sometimes it creeps back into my brain into those spaces you can't shake it from.Somedays I want to forget him and shake my head so hard that he isnt in it anymore.Maybe I am not supposed to forget him.Maybe i am suppsoed to remember all the things that he made me feel so I can remember that I can feel like that again.I dont like needing someone but maybe,maybe after for so long of not needing someone,I needed him. I needed his smile,his laugh,his touch and his love.There are days I dont even think about him and then somehow he slips into my head.His hand holding mine or his arms around me.Was it love? I dont know anymore. Maybe,I am not supposed to know. Maybe,I am supposed to stay lost in that moment a little longer. Viagra commericals are stupid!!!!Do you know what it's like explaining to a 6 and 10yr old what priapism is?!?!?! Ok I aint explaining it to you so,go look it up.I knew what it was when they first came out with the commericals. med
Picture Cubes
Fire&ice
too all family member as of now we have a chain of command in place to better serve everyones needs so plz follow is as much as possible to help take the load off are fearless leader she has been working hard so before you go too her for something use the chain of command first. Sunsetbeauty~Founder of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar latinalover1(Co-Founder Of Fire And Ice Crew)@ fubar BuckeyeCowboy67 * President of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar ~*~N_B_K~*~Vice President of Fire and Ice@ fubar ~ &hearts hrtofgold &hearts ~ Manager of the Fire and Ice Crew ~@ fubar thank you NBK vice pres of fire &ice
I Like Monkeys
I LIKE MONKEYS The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
All Talk And No Walk
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli
Pending Members
Empty Nest Holiday
Trust....
Hurting Someone You Love
Cherish What You Have
In the last year, I have lost two of my best friends in Motorcycle Accidents. They were the only two I could talk to everything about and they could talk to me about anything as well. On August 15th, 2006, Leo, one of my best friends came over the top of a hill in Kansas and hit a Tahoe head-on. He was killed instantly. Leo had come to me and asked me about motorcycles and that he would really want to ride sometime. We went out and got him an old dirtbike to learn the basics on. When I felt he was ready, we went out and got him a badass bike in great shape. The bike was a 2001 Yamaha R6. He loved that thing more than anything. He was an excellent rider and never did anything stupid on the bike. He babied it everywhere he went. Then, one day, riding along, he crested a hill and the hill made an unexpected right hand turn just over the crest. He was going the speed limit, but was unable to negociate the turn. He drifted into oncoming traffic and hit the Tahoe head on. I was
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My Heart Is For Another
Today i sit here and think to myself about how much i've been hurt, and yet try to make my heart whole again... I want to give it out to someone who takes my breath away and makes me weak at the knees, a person so kind, and who can love me for me...I want HONESTY and with that comes TRUST, someone who can be OPEN and talk to me about anything and NOT hide things from me.... I want to be LOVED by only one person and to be the ONLY one that they will EVER LOVE....To know that with everyday our love will grow stronger. I know i'm not perfect and no man will ever be...But i do have a heart full of love and is willing to give all out to the one who will have it to hold and to cherish forever....I will always give thanks to that person who makes me happy by treating her like a princess. I would give her so much to let her know that i'm a great man to love and forever be with...... i would give her a goodmorning kiss everyday, roses for no reason at all, kisses on the forehaed, hugs so sof
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If "dear Abby" Was A Man?
Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like If "Dear Abby" Was A Man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His Offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice
... Down & Diirty...
Die With Me
Around the Pyre, a circle of thirteen, Throughout these woods, ecstatic screams. I look deeply into your eyes, I smell your hair, caress your thighs. Now we'll make love by fire light, A blaze so high it lights the night. Long fingernails dug in my skin, Yourself so wet invites me in. Our lust increased feeds desire, As we combust, yeah we on fire. I feel you shake so deep inside, Oh scream my name and hold me tight...
Family Members
Jealousy
I have noticed lately that there is so much DRAMA on Fubar. Why do people on here allow HATERS to bring them down? They are MISERABLE and misery loves company. Half the people on here are fake like the shit they talk. We need to band together against these sorry ass people. Don't fuel their fire by even acknowledging what they have to say. Who cares. What do they do for you. Do they pay your rent, no. Do they pay your bills, no so why do you give a fuck what they have to say. FUCK EM.
The Meaning Of Love
Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word. "Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way." "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." "When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth." "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french
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Help Level Too Godmothers!
Show them both lotsa love. They both are levelers and have helped many level up. So lets return the love back too them and help them be Godmothers. They are so close. Lets make it happen today. Rachelicious needs just 42,000 to GodMother Rachelicious MUST FAN ME BEFORE ADDING! *Demon House Diva & Member of L.O.L levelers*@ fubar Sultry needs 69,000 to GodMother *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. Co Owner Razzles Night Club@ fubar Thanks for all the help and all the love shown too both of them.
Say Hi To Jesus And His Father
To all of you that i have decieved, i am gods child not alone, I have been waalking with him for a while ever since the age 12 so I have told a bunch of you that i am wiccan but I really follow christ so if anyone is offended that think i am not who said I was.
Wwe Wrestling Fans
i have started a wwe wrestling fans lounge its been rocking every night since i made it the 19th of november. we got tons of wrestlers entrance theme music and wrestlers videos to watch plus a great group of wrestling fans. click on jeff hardy he loves to play ruff, check out my wrestling lounge below
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Maybe Maybe Not Help
Storm's Haven
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735 > http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735 > > > > If you haven't already, come visit us, say hey. :) Storm's Haven needs you to help promote, to help keep it going when I am not around by posting blogs, bulletins, etc. Sharing the lounge *button up right corner of the lounge* Please, if you can help, please do...if not, let me know. Storm. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=52735
To Brownie
Mayberry Car
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Guestbook
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO
My Poetry
A Soldiers Christmas
A Soldier Christmas TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, SHE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
Common Courtesy
The following is an e-mail I sent to Fubar support about a couple of very frequently occurring problems I have on here. Just wondering if many other people are having the same problems? If you are, I'd like to suggest that you also write Fubar support about them too,because only the squeaky wheel gets the grease, and I'm sure if no one else is complaining about these things, they won't do anything about it... but if several of you also have these same problems and let Fubar know about it, they might actually do something about it! These are just very annoying to me and I'm hoping they can fix it! Anyway, here is the e-mail I sent which explains the problems.... There is two VERY annoying things I find on this site quite regular... I wish there could be something done about these two items as it just frustrates me to no end because they happen so often! The first item is that many, many times when I'm typing in the shout box, the damn box just closes on me for some unknown reas
What Is Perfect?????
My wife and I decided to try something different. After almost 19 years of marriage, the "spark" has pretty much gone out. We decided to allow each other to seek relationships outside our marriage, without dissolving our marriage. I have a great attitude about life, love kids (have 3 of our own), fun to be around, generally a good guy who doesn't do drugs, I'm a non-smoker and only occasionally drink alcohol. (Also FYI, I'm STD-free.) A "southern gentleman" who would treat a lady right and will always respect her wishes. I am looking for a no strings attached relationship. My wife and I have an open relationship but we want to keep it discrete because of our family and friends. If you are willing to take that chance, I look forward to hearing from you. Every one talks abut a woman giving oral and swallowing. I love giving oral to a beautiful woman as much as recieving. and I love the sweet taste of a woman and I swallow her come as well. OMG! WOW! In this age of time the whole idea
Random Shit In My Head
Alright, I read a mumm about a lady who bought her kid some shoes, and her kids bitched about the shoes. Now this lady blames her ex-husband solely for his lack of presence, and that he answers her kids demands. If you read this mumm though you'll go to read her say that she bought her kids bad ass brand names, and whatever. Anyway the point is that just about every mumm this lady has posted has in some way been about money, and her ex-husband, and drama. Now she's calling her kids ingrates caused by a never-present father. I'm sorry to say the fact is that children build character from the role models they have around them, not the ones that are not there. Pretty much they way it sounds is that the lady is not only an ingrate herself, but as well a self absorbed narcisist, and doesn't realize that she is transforming her children into little versions of herself. The sad part is that when a narcisist is informed of thier problems they automatically take offense to the in
Official Boyfriend Application
Cherrys Words......
The stars came out tonight - I closed my eyes, held my breath and made a wish........what do you think I wished for?
Lonely
Help!!!! They Need You.....
Your friends need your help.They are trying too get a 3 day blast and 500,000 Fubucks. They need your love and support. If you are not a bomber you can still help them. It takes 2 minutes rate there picture and leave one comment or a few. Contest will run 7 days from December 26th at 10:00 p.m. Est and ending Jan 2nd at 11:00 p.m. Est Good Luck too all entrys. The top 4 are really working hard bombing until they max there comments.. LadyBloodRaven PsYcHoTiC*TiNkErBeLlmN84* *OWNER@TINKERBELLzDREAM* *DiReCtOr@PsYcHoS*AsYlUm* *DoWnToWn*BoMbErS*' canadianchik: Christine is back..Wife too Frogman tattoo These entrys would love too have there friends back them up in the contest too help them have a chance. Lauria Shadow leveler {FENB}{OWNED BY ALISA}{}~ GREETER FOR BIKER & TATTOO LOUNGE Eric FoxyLady1977 Chocolate Bunny Owner of Bunnybunz's Lounge Owned By Just Derek FU-Wifey to Sleepless & Pooh Bear Official L.U.V CLub Co-Founder,
Self-esteem
The 12 Steps to Total and Complete Insanity 1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing. We could manage our lives perfectly and we could manage those of anyone else that would allow it. 2. Came to believe that there was no power greater than ourselves, and the rest of the world was insane. 3. Made a decision to have our loved ones and friends turn their wills and their lives over to our care. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone we knew. 5. Admitted to the whole world at large the exact nature of their wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to make others straighten up and do right. 7. Demanded others to either "shape up or ship out". 8. Made a list of anyone who had ever harmed us and became willing to go to any lengths to get even with them all. 9. Got direct revenge on such people whenever possible except when to do so would cost us our own lives, or at the very least, a jail sentence. 10. Continued to take inventory of ot
The Kitchen
Your at the kitchen sink doing dishes I walk up behind you and wrap my arms around you tight kissing your neck you tilt your neck back so I can kiss and nibble on it. Running my hands up your front undoing your buttons, letting your shirt fall to the floor. Caressing your breast lightly as I kiss you. You turn to me I take you in my arms we kiss passionatly.I lay you on the table and begin removing your jeans. As you lay there I blind fold you. You hear the fridge open the next thing you feel is an ice cube on your lips, then I begin to trail it down your neck. As I pass to your cleavage, I begin kissing and nibbling your neck, wispering in your ear how much I want you. I begin cicling your breast with the ice then your nipples till they harden .I lean in you feel me bite them,lightly at first then harder 1 then the other. Caressing and fondling them. Then you hear me walk away. I come back and you feel it a thick liguid I pour chochalate syryp on your breast and trail it down you
Check Out My Stash. Just Added A Video From Sixsticks And Will Be Adding More Of My Own In The Near Future.
Hello Everyone
Mumblings
Where do some guys get off with the things they say to women?! I got this friend request from this NASTY OLD man who is older than my father! He wrote "I really don't care whose "wife" you are, I would love to get my ..... on those beautiful big boobs!!!" Not only is it disrespectful, but its completely disturbing that he gets away with that type of crap! Does he really think a woman is going to respond to him in a positive way or want him after reading that?! I sure hope he doesn't have any daughters! Here's his link if ya feel like showing him some "love" http://fubar.com/user/1160678
Rate Contest I Am In Starting Today Jan.6th 2008 At 3pm Central Time
i recently entered a rate contest which starts today jan. 6th at 3pm central time .all i need for ppl to do is come and simply rate my pic .(more than once due to the new rating system(when the rates reset )). here's the link to the host's blog about the contest http://fubar.com/blog/168601/664572 your help will be greatly appreciated .ty :D i will add the link to my pic when i get it :D here's the link to my pic
Butt Hurt
Poor babies got all butt hurt and cried cause I posted a mumm about plus size women... I am a plus size girl... and it got deleted cause people cried... awwww.... it is the internet people grow-up!
Dreaming Of You
NuttinButtSexxy We sit conversing of anything and everything. We have danced under the canopy of Stars, I have held you close, pressing your warmth up against mine and admired you with the Moon caressing your hair and shoulders. Now we relax, you have kicked your heels off and reclined with the delight of a playful girl, I sit beside you taking your beauty in as you lift your legs and place them on my lap. Again I feel your warmth as well as see the beautiful lines and sexy curves of your delicate but luscious legs. I smile a knowing smile and you return one that is laced with innocence and seductiveness mixed together. We lift two glasses of your favorite drink, tonight you chose a fragrant full bodied wine. I delight in watching you swirl the wine in your glass and can only think of how you make me swirl inside with Passion and Desire for you just as easy. You take the glass to your lips and part them ever so slightly as you tilt your sultry neck and drink deep. I can no longer brin
Its My Fault I Am No Longer A Bouncer
Dad
My Blogs
m so sick and tired of people calling females easy because they decide to get some on the first night...why is it men are "players" for doing things females are considered whores for? why is it ok for men to be hit it and quit it on the first night but not a female...not sayin i want u thirsty men to hit me up and lets do it but its just something that i've always questioned why do men get away with things we get clowned about
Loving Tender Moments
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just had my annual eye exam and the doctor gave me a new test that he uses to measure the amount of retina pigmentation loss one experiences after the age of 50. This is a relatively new test. He gave me a copy of it to put on my computer so I can test myself every few weeks. I asked for permission to forward it to others and he graciously said I could, seeing it was new and so valuable. So, I am sending it to family and friends over the age of 50 (with a few special exceptions).. ~~~~~~~~~Do You See The Frog~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Please DO Read this: My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the f
Party Hard,live Even Harder!!
Imma Freak Too
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.>> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around >> the>> place.>>>> He first grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some>> sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of>> the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,>> somehow swallows it whole.>>>> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just >> did?">>>> The guy says "No, what?">>>> "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!">>>> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in>> sight. I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff.">>>> He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,>> then leaves.>>>> Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.>>>> He orders a drink and the monkey starts running all around the bar again.>>>> While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a Marasc
So Here We Go Again....
Thanks For The Help In My Give Away Love You All
Crushes
Top Ten List #1
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9...... 10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk". 9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial. 8. The cat is on Valium. 7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth. 6. You are tr
Owners
Meet my Owner! I couldn't have asked for a better owner... Go show her lots of love!but not too much;) Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell@ fubar p.s. i love you andrea:P (repost of original by 'Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.' on '2008-02-01 17:11:58') Meet my Owners! A girl couldn't have asked for better owners... Go show them lots of love! Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar
Videos
Okiegirl
Bored
On the 21st JC is running an auction. I will be in along with some other hotties from the DLS lounge. Bid on me or someone else. When it starts I will be posting a link and reposting bulletins for you to use. Lets see how it goes...later luvvies! Well here I sit in Graf. Its a training area for live fire exercises. Today, nothing. Not til the night. So I sit here wandering the net. Luckily I have fubar to fill some time. I am also lucky that a buddy of mine has the web n walk on his computer. I guess this will be a good way to keep me busy. For now I dont really have anything to say because its just that damn boring. If you see me online and my status is bored, feel free to hit me up on yahoo. l8ters For anyone who has been a friend or anyone recently added I just want to say thanks. I dont always have a lot of time to attend this site. I work 12+ hours a day. I come home, do some extra workouts, eat dinner, shower and get ready for work the next day. I get to bed
Jokes
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do." said the old man. "After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty." After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me? "The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh, that crazy old fart!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January, and the second t
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Wanna Own Me
i am in the auction for CLUB NEON. The winning bid will recieve: Winners name added to mine for 2 weeks, rate of all pictures, rate of all stash, added as family for 2 weeks, profile comment daily for 2 weeks. ladies clik the link below for a chance to own me for a month. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1453320&albumid=852692&i=1719964254&idx=11
Hot Cherie
Ramblings Of A Retired Mind
Misc
THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100% Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete
Im Up On The Block!!!
FTW SAYS GO BID ON HIM!!!!!!!! FTW is offering: OWNED BY in my name for one month Added to family for a month, or longer if u are a good person! Access to my yahoo 1 weekly pimpout for a month 1 permanant pimpout in my blogs Salute pics, HOWEVER u want them Rate all ur stash and pics during HH For bids of 250k or over, everything above PLUS Personal Phone call, at my discretion Webcam access (2 sessions, at my discretion) 1 Personal Webcam Video Serenade For bids of 500K or over...EVERYTHING PLUS 5 Personal Webcam Video Serenades....made by me, sung by me, of songs of my choosing. 10 personal phone calls...at my discretion. YOU BID A MILLION FUBUCKS OR MORE...WE WILL DISCUSS IN PRIVATE!!!!! CLICK PIC TO BID!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!!
Pissed Or Hurt, I Don't Know
I found out I was pregnant. Chris and I just spent an amazing weekend at Garner State Park. I had a feeling I could be pregnant but didn't want to ruin our weekend. I took the test that Sunday night alone in my apartment. I wasn't 100% sure it was a positive, but was sooooo scared to tell Chris, so I texted him...haha. I still have them saved on my old phone: Kristen: "I took a pregnancy test" Chris: "Ok and" Kristen: "not sure" Chris: "not sure or just dont know yet" Kristen: "Umm concensus says positive" Kristen: "I wish you were here" Chris: "I know iam sorry i cant be" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- Chris: "I tried calling you call me" ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- ----phone rings... too scared to answer---- haha I finally answered... and unfortunately, my life was all downhill after this.
Contest
Sisters 4 Life Million Dollar Contest I NEED 10K ON MY PIC SO PLEASE DROP ME SOME COMMENTS , ILL RETURN ALL THE LOVE THANK YOU MEL FLOWER
Resa
My Midget!!
it's the school holidays, so I took my daughter on a trip to London. When we got there, we wandered around the 'Square Mile', the financial centre where I used to work. I was interested in finding out how different the area had changed, and I pointed out various new buildings, statues and small historic churches snuggled amongst the office complexes. My daughter made the usual 'Yeah nice mum' and 'Did you?' comments. Realising this was probably more interesting for me than her, we headed towards the West End for some retail therapy. Waiting for the train in the Underground, she turned and asked 'Did you really drink in all those pubs and wine bars you showed me?' Drink anyone?? Make mine an orange juice please
My First Blog
Hi, everyone! Just created my first blog on fubar :) I'll wander here a little bit to sewe what is it all about :)
Believe In Your Heart
I would tell you today That you are the one that fills my life Whose smile I cannot wait to see Whose arms I long to have wrapped around me Whose lips I live to kiss Softly, passionately, in every way. I would want you to know That you make my heart skip a beat You fill my soul with contentment You brighten my dark skies You fill my days and nights With stars, hopes, and cascading dreams. I would want you to see How beautiful the world looks with your eyes through mine Your eyes light up the sky Your touch paints the Heavens Your kiss creates amazing rainbows Of beauty, sunshine, and life. I would want you to understand That I have always loved you Before I knew there was you Before our eyes ever met Before I found in you Happiness, completeness, and passion. If there were no tomorrow I would tell you That you are the greatest gift in my life Whose love I cherish above all else You sustain me with Your laughter, love, an
Pic Rate Contest
I am in a photo rate contest on Pebbles n AZ page. Please go to her folder with her newest contest and give me a rate. If she is not one of your friends please Fan, Add and Rate her before you do any rating of her pics. Thanks in advance. CAT She is listed in my friends if you do not have her as a friend.
Exoshifting
Prayers For Sweet Angel
To all of Sarge's Bad Girls and anyone else who reads this, my best friend Sweet Angel Kisses needs all the payers she can get. Her grandmother was at Macon Hospital and was life flighted to Piedmont tonight. The family has been told that she will b lucky if she makes it thru the weekend. Her Grandmother raised her and is more like a mother to her, so plz say a prayer not only for her grandmother, but also for her to have the strength to go on after the inevitable does happen.Thanx in advance for all the well wishes and prayers.
Injured In Iraq
ok those of you who know me friends and family right now im at a hospital recouping from some injuries i sustained in the line of duty everything is ok i didnt break anything i will return to duty within the next week our so. the dr are calling my injuries HOLLYWOOD injuries due to the fact that i feel through a roof about 15 feet and then roled down a flight of stairs other than that i am extreamly well and waiting to get back into the fight
Not A Nice Person
Old Raver
How do you know you're an old raver? You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. When you do dance, you "battle". You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status". You find out just how crooked promoters really are. You hate massives. You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. You say "the scene" a lot. You find out how much better european electronic music really is. You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving. You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either. The smell of Vicks makes you physically sic
Fight
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” GothsCircle I LimboRednecksCircle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy WindGreensCircle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & SnowMilitant VegansCircle IV Rolling WeightsHipstersCircle V Stuck in Mud, MangledRiver StyxThe New York Yankees, Oakland Raider
Public Apology
As you all know, I was a Bouncer for a while. During this time... I fucked up several friendships, stabbed numerous people in the back and done things I really shouldnt have done. I admit, I was wrong. Bouncers... it was fun at times, then again... most of it sucked! Sorry, but that's how I honelsty feel about it. I wasted too much damn time marking pics than anything else. Any and all members of the After Hours and Centerfolds lounges... you have my apology as well for the stupidity. Enough said, right? I did the Bouncer thing because I thought it was going to be fun. I was wrong. I lost contact with the "REAL" DIDDY. Now Im back. Which brings me to the most important part of this post... this isnt a post to beg for forgiveness. Its not to try to re-friend with anyone. We're adults and you can make that choice on your own. All in all, this is my public apology to anyone and everyone. You can accept it if you wish, but dont think Im going to bed your asses to be my frien
The Meeting
She was late. Although I think there was nothing she could have done, it wasn't her fault the plane got delayed. But I was sitting at the airport for 3 hours now and I was getting real anxious. Finally we would meet in person. For months we had been chatting and talking and sending emails, and today was our moment of truth. Unfortunately I looked like a wreck, cause I hadn't slept for days. I was too nervous to sleep. So here I was looking out for her. So afraid I wouldn't see her... but I couldn't not notice her. It was like a ray of sun walking through the hallways. I was rooted, but somehow I managed to move my arms and get her attention. She was even more beautiful than I imagined. Our first hug was very intense, we couldn't let go. But I had to make sure this wasn't a dream. My fingers felt her nose, her eyes, her cheeks. They went through her hair as my lips softly touched hers. And at that moment I knew it. We didn't have to say a word, we both felt it. Tonight would be ano
A Little Melancholy
Help Him
Help Needed
PLEASE COME HELP ME IN MY FIRST CONTEST. A FRIEND SIGNED ME UP AND HALF WAY THERE. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. THANKS IN ADVANCE CHELE
3-18 Friday Party!
i will be partying down at dux in c'ville friday night! My girl Jess is having a bday! So if you think u can handle... bring it!!! party starts 9ish!
Threats?
So i actually think this one is really funny! So when the other thing in this album happened i thought about maybe not using the site for a while. Well this guy was messaging me and this is what he said: === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:07:04'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey sexy whats up?? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:08:37'.. > > > > > > > > > > why are you pissed off baby?? what happened? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:12:00'.. > > > > > > > > cum on baby..that not a reason to quit...your too hot!!! === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:15:28'.. > > > > > > dont worry about it baby... > > > > > > cum on baby..... after that he told me i should stay because i can continue to talk to him which i do not talk to him often. > === 'Brandi Lynne' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:19:58'.. > > > haha i dont talk to you enough for yu
Wanna Own Me?
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Crimson Journey - Erotica Novel
For months after having him back in her life, Leighton stayed to herself. Having Shawn and Anthony over sometimes for a late lunch here and there, but that was it. So much going through her mind. That last night he had given her some very valuable information now she had to figure out what to do and if he was telling the truth. She learned that she didn't have to take lives. He told her that as long as she didn't take their life she could in return let them drink from her without turning them, to make them better. But it was a very fine line and very chancy. After a lot of thought Leighton decided this was what she wanted. Mainly what made her come to that decision was her hatred for killing innocent people and if she did mess it up then the victim would die but wasn't that what she had been doing anyway? The victim would die and she just wouldn't let them feed off of her so then they aren't turned. Since coming to that conclusion last night, Leighton had decided to go out tonight. She
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I Want To Be Your Boyfriend
THIS IS FOR THIS LADY[Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your boyfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your boyfriend Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! No it's not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your boyfriend [Verse 1] You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious I think about ya all the time You're so addictive Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright? (Alright alright alright alright) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious And hell yeah your the mother fuckin' princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right I'm right I'm right) he's like so whatever You could do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about! [Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your boyfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your boyfriend He
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