Wandering Man was 12 years old and wanted to scare his younger sister, Annie who is 5 years younger. His basic plan was to jump up from the bathtub saying "boo" when Annie entered the bathroom.
The bathrom is located in middle of house and it has no windows at all. it is very dark and Annie has trouble with it being so dark. So Wandering Man was laying in the bathtub for 45 minutes waiting for Annie. Well, the door opened and light turned on and Wandering Man almost popped up when he realized it was his dad, Kerry. Knowing full well how much trouble he'd get into, Wandering Man did his best to be quiet.
Kerry unbuckled his pants, sat down and proceeded to shit. Kerry was grunting and it made Wandering Man nervous because laughter & chuckling isn't needed right now. Wandering Man was thinking "Dad needs more fiber in his diet."
And that was the last time Wandering Man did that.