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Wandering Man was 2.5 years old and his parents recently got back together after a short separation (which affected him deeply and sorely missed his step-dad) So, Wandering Man didn't let his dad out of his sight for two whole weeks. Kerry & Wandering Man would go on long walks getting to know each other again. Now Wandering Man has a thing for nylons. Not wearing them or even sexual in nature. He just loved the feel of nylons on legs.
Now Kerry being a fisherman by heart and grease monkey has found the nearest all girl school near by. Walking by Kerry would point out "There is one, Wandering Man." and he'd walk up and start feeling the legs and say "Oh...nice." Kerry would play the "embarrassed dad" bit. the girls would giggle "Oh, he's so cute..." Then Kerry would tell son "You can't do that." And they'd walk off looking for another nylon wearing female. In San Fransisco during the early 1970's, there wasn't a shortage. Now Roberta often wondered where her husband and son went on their walks so she followed them one day. Caught them red-handed.
And that was the end of Wandering Man & Kerry walks.
