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Wandering Man was 7 years or so his mom volunteered their help moving friend. It was across town and they ended late and Roberta & Wandering Man stayed the night. He was on other side of town and no vehicle so Wandering Man walked to school. He remembered his 1st grade teacher telling the class where she lived. He decided he might as well walk with her to school.
Knocking on front door, an older lady answers he asks "Is Missus King here?" the older lady says "I'm Mrs. King." Wandering Man replies "You're not Missus King."
"Oh, you must mean my daughter, let me go get her."
Now, this is makes the teacher feel special. She gushed over Wandering Man all the way to school. In elementary school, they line up before entering but the Missus King grabbed Wandering Man hand and said "Follow me." Special treatment because he walked his teacher to school. Thus began his fascination with older women.
