Hello, definitely not a juicy steak dinner, and welcome to the world of HackFest, the Internet's best attempt at moral decay since pornography. My name's Law, and if you call me otherwise, I'll pour live ants down your pants.
Many of you who frequent MySpace and read my page may note that my original blogs for HackFest has moved to FuBar. I've done this for two reasons. One, to actually see who views and comments on my blogs, and two, because MySpace is as effective at individuality as a Chinese middle school.
To those who are fans of the original HackFest on MySpace, you can still view the topics, though I have officially moved it to FuBar. For the record, a bulletin will be posted for my friends on MySpace for the occasion.
Now to the rant of the day. Today's subject will be religion, since it's the only other topic that makes people's hair stand on end...and not in a good way.
I've taken some time to myself to actually collect my thoughts and reasonings and try to find my spirituality. The problem wit this, of course, is that I ran out of small animal sacrifices to Ghazpork, so I had no other choice to turn to mainstream religion. This, of course, was my biggest mistake, and I'm not counting Vegas...no matter what you or that midget says.
The problem I found with religion is that everyone believes they're right when in reality no one has any clue. Granted, I do believe in God, but I don't believe that God intended for all this to happen. People do really need to come to their senses and discover that ultimately we don't know it all. Maybe I am wrong and there is no God. Until I'm proven otherwise by the higher power Himself (or Herself for those of my Wiccan and pagan believers, blessed be) or until cult members shoot me in my sleep.
To Christians who believe I'm blaspheming and about to pummel me with steel-covered Bibles, I point out the following: We are not God. We don't know His plan or will until He speaks it to us. That being said, don't attempt to dictate that I am wrong or right. "Judge not, lest ye be judged," after all.
The summation of my beliefs? Believe in what you want, so long as it hurts no one and is beneficial to your spirit. As long as it's not Ghazpork. He'll probably eat you if you don't clean out his fridge every two days or so.
That's it for HackFest this session. Read the next post or be raped by coked-up spider monkeys. Ta.
Law
