Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Hey, there, potential cow rapists, and welcome to a LOOONG overdue edition of HackFest. Name's Law, and today I actually want to touch on a subject that I've been discussing for a little bit: The underdevelopment of men in the United States (Yes, it's the Apocalypse. I'm not just going to rant this time!)

Have we noticed something in this great country of ours? Men are slowly either being thrown under the table to women or placed in the limelight as the singlemost horrid beings in existence. We as the male figure are losing our place and being pushed aside for more of a feminist movement. Now, while we are being placed in the double-standard, more and more women see it only fit to trample over us. It's honestly enough to make me want to start handing women honorary man-cards and punch them in the gut just to give them the feeling of being us.

Please don't misunderstand me, fem-bots. I am all for equality for women and treating women on the same level as men. I believe in being fair and unbiased in the realm of gender, and hate when men see women as either conquests or servants. Women and men should be held to the same standard, and should all be treated and handled with the same dignity and respect all people are entitled to by God and by the social norm.

However, when more and more women are bastardizing men (and not enough men holding them to it), I get offended. It's a double-standard in and of itself because there are certain things a woman can get away with if not receive lesser punishment for. For instance, many states take the side of women for parental care and custody. Nevermind that the woman in question is a druggie, a prostitute, and shacking up with an abusive nutjob named Joe Bob and the father is an upstanding father or at least willing to step it up to take care of his own children. Nope, mothers always know best, even if it's a little boy we're concerned with. Seriously?

It doesn't even stop at paternity, people! If a woman is candid about what and who she wants in a relationship, she is seen as strong and a go-getter. If a man does the same thing, and sometimes more candid than women, he's a bastard and an asshole. This is what we have reduced our men to, people! To women, we might as well be that one guy on EVERY Lifetime special they see about men. We are evil and will only be around to hurt them physically, emotionally, or mentally. Sometimes, we may just hurt them in ALL THREE CATEGORIES! 

Guys, here's the point: Women are nuts. They're crazy. I mean, think about this: They constantly want a good man, but go to BARS and CLUBS to find them! The definition of insanity is repeating the same action expecting a different result. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE DOING?!?!?! If you are a good guy, they want nothing to do with you until they've been in at least fifteen horrible relationships. Then, by the time they get around to you, you're just like every other guy when you leave the TOILET SEAT UP! Here's the synopsis: Stay AWAY from them! If they're good, keep them, but have them PROVE IT!!

And women, STOP LIVING UP TO THIS IDIOTIC DOUBLE STANDARD!!! If you want to be treated as equals, START ACTING LIKE YOU'RE EQUAL AND STOP BITCHING WHEN WE TREAT YOU AS SUCH! Seriously, it's getting old. Pretty soon, I'm going to start revoking your woman licenses and start Falcon-Punching OVARIES!

That's all for now. Read the next HackFest or I will surgically graft Grenade Boobies on your back! Ta.