Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Salutations, over-fed protein puss-bags, and welcome to a long ove-do issue of HackFest. If you're wondering who actually takes the time to write these damn things and haven't figured out by now who I am, well, let's just say breathing for you is a privelege, not a bodily function you should be exploiting right now. Tonight's little tidbit is going to be on the Media, simply because it's worth mentioning...again.

You know, it could be me, but I'm seeing the mainstream media make themselves more and more of a target each day. If it isn't dumbass politicing from non-politicians like Rush Limbaugh and his awful verbal spawn Glenn Beck, then it's some other yahoo advertising something idiotic that we in this fine country don't really need...like Slap-Chops. I sometimes pity the masses for being exposed to such garbage.

Then I remember that the masses are idiots and incinerate them with large amounts of napalm and bleach. Here's why.

You see, the media only gains power when numbskulls watch it and have faith in what they see. No, it's not believing what they see that's the problem. It's the whole "I like this" argument they automatically put into their heads. They fail to realize that all the negativity in the world is caused by people who feed you garbage on the tele or on the radio. It's exactly why the U.S. is divided the way it is now.

To those nut jobs who think that I'm some undereducated fuckwad just spouting out garbage, I have actual proof that the media's screwing us all with a giant spiked dildo. Just look at the healthcare tea parties. Leave politicians alone, they can come up with some really good ideas. Let a camera in, and they milk it up just because they're on TV. It's a common human response, really. Just look at Paris Hilton. By the way, just if you're wondering, my natural response to someone shoving a camera in my face is using said camera as a suppository for the camera-person using it....and then ripping it from his anal cavities by force to use it on his next of kin.

The point I'm trying to make is this: The media, in all the information it beams into our heads via television, is still run by fatcats who want to choose what information they dull out. It is a means to enflame or sadden the masses. Should you want to subscribe to it, it's all on you. However, if you're smart, you will read between the lines of what a news anchor tells you on that little screen of yours. It might be something more than what you think...or worse, it might get you to think. Can't have that now, can we, media moguls?

What I'm basically saying is be smart enough to read between the lines. Don't judge your opinion and inflammatory words towards someone or some issue without thoroughly thinking it through. Heavens know that people already don't use their brains enough nowadays. It could also be due to the fact that I'm adding radiated sugar in their cereal...but I digress.

That's it for this time. Read the next blog I post when I post it or I'll send Pork-Boy, the Breakfast Monkey Man to come to your house and teabag your grandma in front of you. Ta.

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