Kaos's blog: "HackFest Central Control"

Hello, all you tiny bits residing in my rectum, and welcome to another mega-late edition of HackFest. I'm not even going to bother introducing myself because by now, if you don't know me, I'm just going to assume you ate paint chips as a kid. Tonight's HackFest rant is directed towards mothers. To be more specific, this is targeted towards a certain NY mother who cussed out a man in a parking lot for simply starting his engine and "scaring her children."

First, let's start with the specific, because honestly this woman just pisses me off more than Brittany Spears thinking she can sing opera. Ma'am, I know you only have one brain cell left, and I understand that one cell is starved for all its nutrients, but surely you can agree with me that you have to set SOME example for your kids. Cursing out a man for scaring your children, which I believe was purely unintentional, is all but intelligent and witty. Then, to add insult to carpet bombing, you decided that THREATENING THIS MAN was the most logical thing to do. Look, we all know that women crave equality, but asking to get hit is asking to get hit in any language. You are NOT a man. You are a WOMAN, and last I checked physically speaking and on a purely general basis, WOMEN ARE NOT AS PHYSICALLY CAPABLE AS MEN. Again, that's a clearly scientific fact, but I'm just saying. What you did, ma'am, was not only idiotic and brazenly illogical, but you also put yourself and your children at risk. This, of course, leads me to my lesson for the evening. Yes, that's right people, there's a LESSON HERE! 

As parents, we want to do whatever we can to protect our children. Throwing ourselves into harm's way is the least of our worries when it comes down to our kids. However, what seems to be lacking with a lot of parents today, and ESPECIALLY MOTHERS, is the lack of setting an example when doing so. When we defend our children, we want to use violence and destructive behavior as a means of defense, not attack. We want to let our kids know that a mature solution is available in all situations. Just downright screaming at people and causing a nuisance isn't constructive, and shows a lack of restraint and example to our kids. I mean, if you want to show kids how NOT to handle someting, do it in the privacy of your home (or at least in a place where violent tendencies are welcome, like NASCAR). It is okay to want to protect our children and defend them from harm. It's another thing entirely when you use stupidity to do it.

Here's the moral, folks: UTILIZE YOUR BRAIN, PARENTS! Be mature about your decisions to defend, and don't go completely mental unless the other party feels fit to do so FIRST. Be an example to your kids instead of a warning sign. Of course, I am a model parent and upstanding example to my daughter. I mean, what kind of dad doesn't teach their child to destroy entire small islands with nothing more than a can of peas and a mixtape of Michael Bolton? That's just survival tactics there.

Anyway, keep up with the HackFest or I will infest your house with irradiated hummingbirds trained to sing Celine Dion classics. Ta.