NobodysPreference Br0thah's blog: "Today's Stories"

	So God and The Devil were sitting at a Central Park bench, having another round of monthly meetings in New
York. It was a nice Summer afternoon, and the Devil chose it instead of the usual meeting time up in Heaven. The
Devil asks God a question:
"How do you like this wonderful day I put together?" God shakes his head and reminds him:
"You mean, this wonderful day THAT I put together? You know you can't create anything anyway Dude."
"Ok, yeah, yeah. You did it. Anyway, I have another wager for you." The Devil says while straightening out one
lapel on his new Gucci Double breasted Zoot-Style Suit...which clearly WASN'T in style anymore. 
"I'm listening as I always do Luci." God replies while telling the fly that was about to land on him to land somewhere
else instead, and the fly changed direction.
"Look..." The Devil says Irritatedly. "It's LUCIFER. Remember?"
"Whatever you say...Luci." God smiled agging him on. The Devil ignored the Dig and kept going:
"So anyhoo; I'll Bet You, that I can get All My Hate-Filled People on Earth, to Wipe-Out All Your Saved, Loving
Ones. After all, You told them all to 'Love Your Enemies', right?" The Devil grinned in his usual sinister manner.
"Well, that one was My Son's Idea, but I backed it up. So Technically, Yeah. Why?" God asked knowing the
whole time what Satan was up to as usual.
"Your 'Saved People', will Curse You to your face, before they die because You also told them: 'The Trying of
Your Faith, works Patience.' Remember that one too?" God laughed in response.
"Yeah yeah. Look Sate. I know what you're up to, and I also know that you SHOULD have known I'd figure it
all out from BEFORE the beginning of this conversation and meeting. So I'll tell you what: Go ahead and attack
My People, but you can't kill them." The Devil got upset again:
"Ok. You're going to be difficult as usual, so I'll tell you what: I'LL MAKE ALL MANKIND HATE AND CURSE
YOU INSTEAD. If they do, and Turn from You, You'll have no choice but to Destroy them anyway, because You
won't tolerate Blasphemy against you...Right?" The Devil just knew he had The LORD then:
	God sighed again.
"You know what Sate, I knew that too, but Go Ahead. You'll fail anyway and lose this one too, just like Job."
	So The Meeting was over and the two went their separate ways:
	Barely a Month later; Rioting, Looting and Massive turning of nearly all People on Planet Earth against God
had been occuring. Churches were being burned. The Government Declared Martial Law Nationwide. Bibles and
all other Religious Items were finally outlawed, because Prayers were no longer being answered by God...or so it
seemed.
	Yet; several small bands of Families and Friends all around The Country and Globe, still held on to their
Faith. They stubbornly refused to allow circumstances to cause them to lose heart and abandon worship of The
Almighty. Finally, The End came.
	Another beautiful day in Central Park. God and The Devil sat again on the same park bench. This time, The
Devil had two beautiful She-Demoneses on both sides of him, and he was smiling from pointed ear, to pointed ear.
"Well..." He'd begun. "Admit it. I FINALLY BEAT YOU. I WON!" The Devil maniacally laughed aloud. God just
shook his head again and grinned in return:
"You forgot something as usual Sate." He said. The Devil stopped laughing along with the two Demoneses.
"What? What do you mean? I GOT ALL HUMANITY LIKE I SAID I WOULD REMEMBER?"
"No. First of all, I didn't destroy them. Those you got destroyed themselves because they lost Faith. Yet, I
had over Two Billion Souls left on earth that still Held Out even through The End. That's why They're with Me
now in The Kingdom of Heaven. So, You Still Lost The Bet...A-Gain!"
	The Devil Blew Up as he stood defiantly. God still sat and remained calm.
"You...YOU CHEATED! I NEVER thought in all My Years of Eternity, that YOU OF ALL HEAVENLY BEINGS,
THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS WOULD ACTUALLY CHEAT ME OUT OF MY FINAL WIN!!" God merely smiled:
"Didn't you forget something else I said?" The Devil scratched one of his horns and asked:
"What?"
"Wide, is The Path that leads to Destruction. Narrow, is The Path that leads to Life. Many are called but Few
are chosen." God smirked again as He rose up to rejoin His Newly collected Church in Glory!!
"You...YOU didn't say that. YOUR SON SAID IT. SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!" Satan declared.
	God turned once last time to The Devil before rising up into the sky:
"I know. You forgot that everything He said and did, I TOLD HIM TO DO AND SAY!!" Then as He rose up, He said:
"I win A-gain....Luci!" MUAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
	It wasn't long after, that God destroyed everything, including the Universe. Then Created All Things New.
	Satan burned in Hell...Forever!


Finis.