CantSleepClownsWillEatMe's blog: "Today"

Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a TON of SHIT'

August 12, 2008 Quote of the Day "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Theodore Seuss Giesel I need to live by this, unfortunately I dont!

May 25, 2008 Quote of the Day "Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule." – Samuel Butler

May 10, 2008 Quote of the Day "Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying a grudge, the other guy's out dancing." – Buddy Hackett

Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Monday, May 5: Your emotions are running high today, and you may be looking for a shoulder to cry on. It's good to know that your sweetie is always there to cheer you up. Don't be afraid to ask them for a little extra support.

I am doing an overnight test with the fake pic to see how many real PERVS are out at night.... Will go back to being me tomorrow when I wake... I am not even going to change my name....lol

March 21, 2008 Quote of the Day "Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different." – Katherine Mansfield

March 18, 2008 Quote of the Day "The marvelous richness of human experience would lose something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations to overcome. The hilltop hour would not be half so wonderful if there were no valleys to traverse." – Helen Keller

March 16, 2008 Quote of the Day "If you treat an individual as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be." – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe