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There was a mumm recently that asked "Does size matter?" (which that mumm topic has probably came up 3 times daily on here LOL). And I was just floored to read some of the comments and responses left on the mumm. From both men and women. Guys coming off like they have yardsticks in their boxers. And women coming off like that if it doesn't look like a salami stick in your local grocer's deli, you can't do anything to please her. That shit kills me! LOL Like anyone in the world is built like a "one-size-fits-all" store. So fellas, to finally "answer" that age-old question, does size really matter? And the answer is yes, it does matter. But ask yourself this afterwards, who does it matter to? And the answer to that is YOUR GODDAMNED SELF!!!! And after that, the one you are about to have sex with. And THAT'S IT!!! So if you're insecure about your own shit, guess what, DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL IT IS, you are insecure, and that's what you need to deal with. And if you happen to be "packing", like a part-time UPS warehouse employee during the holiday rush, don't get so caught up in the size of your dick!! That's a flimsy foundation to build your character and person on. In other words, if your self-worth is based on the fact that your nickname is "footlong", the dude whose nickname is "footlong and thensome" trumps you as a man with just a simple measurement. And god forbid your packing, but have no "wind in your sails". Then you're just "floppin" around. And even the worst plumbers NEVER brag about "faulty plumbing". So if you're so caught up on dick size, you'll always be in doubt if you're "big" enough for any woman. Becuase you'll always wonder if she's had bigger. But if you actually communicate and do what you can to satisfy your partner in a sincere and passionate way, she'll be amazed by your QUALITY....not your quanity. But I do have to say this, if you're 4 inches or less, you better bring a WHOLE LOT of quality! LOL But hey, this is just my opinion.....my word ain't law.....
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