I LOVE TO SPOON BUT I REALLY WANNA FORK's blog: "The World According to Catdaddy!"

There are a lot of sentiments and emotions that fly around on this website, but probably the most prominent emotion on here is JEALOUSY! No matter what reasons you have for it, jealousy is never a justified reaction or emotion. It is internal, and you should never take it out on someone externally. The foundation of jealousy is pure insecurity. Whatever is wrong with your confidence or ability to trust is your responsibility, no one else's. Everyone has been hurt or betrayed in their past. It doesn't mean that anyone who shares their gender, or race, or they have similar qualities, is going to do THE SAME WRONGS to you. "If you don't learn from your past, you're doomed to repeat it". A wise quote, and should be heeded throughout all our lives. I had to learn the hard way just recently. No matter how much you try to ease their paranoia, or try to calm their emotions, if the person doesn't try to do it theirselves, they will never change it. They will always be jealous and insecure, and will try to blame or take it out on you. You can't change anyone but yourself, and you definitely can't make an adult do right. If someone shows blind nonsensical jealous rage, they will slowly suck your lifeforce, like an emotional vampire. It's not healthy, it's not constructive, and it's not right. So someone flipping out because you get comments from other people on your profile, or someone bought you a gift, if your special someone flips out and just tries to tear you down for it, even though it's something out of your control, if you can, leave them be. They're only trying to transpose their insecurities upon you. And we all have enough insecurities of our own, we don't need to take on someone else's. And bottom line, jealousy is a sin. It's a sin in any religion, it's a sin to nature, it's a sin to your soul. Your inability to give others reasonable doubt, or benefit of it, will eat at you till you are a hollow shell of your former self. No one will want to be around you, and honestly, no one should want to be around you. If all you do is accuse, blame, insult, criticize, overreact, and basically hurt others for how bad you feel about damn near everything, you will live a life full of regrets and shame. It's up to yourself to change that. It takes too much time, effort, and energy to be jealous 24/7. You will have emotional, mental, and eventually physical damage all because you can't process this simple and petty "emotion". And the sooner you see that, the brighter your life will be. And you can actually relax anytime you log on. But hey, that's just my opinion........my word ain't law..........

I read a few mumm's and blogs about this subject, and what kinda irks me is that the word "pimp" is being glorified and misused in a way to convey an actual POSITIVE meaning. Like the fact a man attracts a lot of women with just words, and ends up having sex with most of em, makes him a "pimp". YAY!! I just get thrown for a loop because if most actually knew what the pimp-and-ho game was really about, they wouldn't throw that word around so casually. My uncle was a pimp, and is serving time for his crimes, which include soliciting prostitution, assault and battery, and drug possession. And he was the ultimate when it came to the label of "pimp". And if he was out now, and met any of these squares running around callin' themselves a pimp, not only would he call em out, he would probably take a brick to their heads, LITERALLY!! You don't throw salt in the game by callin' yourself a pimp if you didn't do the ground work. First off, you have to get you a stable of hoes. And you think smooth talk, sharp clothes, and walkin' with a limp will make you a pimp? SHIT!! You have to convince a woman to degrade and demean herself SO LOW, that she actually believes that fuckin' any man for any amount of money will benefit all of y'all. That ain't just psychology 101, that takes a whole lot of "game". Then you have to make sure your "women" don't go rogue (which means they leave your stable and try to do their own "business"). You have a bunch of rogue women leave your stable, you then have to deal with rival pimps. And if any of your "women" look at any other pimp besides you, they're "out of pocket" (which means that ho has to give up all the money she made at that moment to the pimp she gave eye contact to, also a good chance that same ho will jump ship and join up with that rival pimp). And what if your woman comes up short, do you know what you're supposed to do? PUT A FOOT IN HER ASS!!! And you beat a woman, but do it so she doesn't show any bruising on the outside. And get her back out on the stroll the NEXT DAY!! And you spend hours on end, out on the corners, out on the blocks, out on that stroll, and try to keep defeated, dejected, demoralized women in line, and make you a lil bit of money, while looking over your shoulder for cops, feds, rival pimps, and just regular ol' criminals who just want to take your money, or just wanna rape, beat, or kill women. And that whole ball started rollin' because you wanted to be a pimp. Now ask yourself, do you want to be a pimp? Myself, I'm offended when someone calls me a pimp, as a compliment or an insult. FUCK YOU!!! I never laid my hand on any woman! I drive a truck to make my money. And I treat any woman with the respect she treats me with. Now if I wanted to be a pimp, it would be dead-easy for me to do it. And sad enough, I see a lot of women in the country, just when I'm driving around, who would be perfect, loyal prostitutes. And even sadder, I've noticed a lot of women on here that would be perfect, loyal prostitutes, also (and don't ask me who, because I'm not gonna be responsible for someones mental and emotional instability because they have all the criteria to be workin' that stroll). So thank your lucky stars that you're really not a pimp. Be happy you're a square, because 99.9% of you so-called pimps on here don't have the nuts to be a pimp. Pimpin' ain't easy, it's illegal and immoral, but you know what, it's the 2nd oldest profession in the world right next to prostitution. It's been here since jump, and it ain't goin' anywhere. Respect it enough to leave it the FUCK ALONE!!! But hey, that's just my opinion.........my word ain't law.......

Since this may be deemed a "negative" blog, let me first start out by saying thank you to ALL of the people who stop by and rate and leave comments and what-not on my profile. You didn't have to do it, and you could've picked so many other profiles besides my goofy spot. But you did, and I do appreciate it. And in just one week, I went from over 500,000 points away from my next level to only 120,000! Wow, and without pictures of my dick, too!! :P And anyone who knows me on here, knows that anyone who shows me "love", I show it right back. And I try to reciprocate, especially by rating pics, blogs, stashes, etc. But I swear, before I can get on a roll, I get the "sorry, ignored. rating too fast!". Huh? The funny part, I'm not going from picture to picture that fast. But it doesn't matter, at some randomly determined point of time, the Fu-Bouncer will pop up. Now what purpose does that actually serve? You're rating "too fast"? What is too fast? And why do I need a goofy pic of some guy crossing his arms telling me to enter some CAPTCHA text amalgam so I can continue what I was doing "too fast" just a moment ago? THEY'RE PICTURES!!! It's not like I'm gonna start thermonuclear meltdown with the blazing speed of my mouse clicks on a bunch of html cherries!! I'm amazed when anyone rates more than 5 of my pics in a row on here. Cuz I know you're fuckin' frustrated dealing with this "bouncer" shit and how your speed of clicking and proceeding to the next picture is determined. Makes it hard to even be kind and generous to those who have been that way to you. But I guess it's something we have to "deal" with while on here. And I hope it doesn't deter too many good people from continuing their kindness streak. We have enough assholes fighting the "bouncer" to rate us all 1's. I guess I'll never understand the real purpose of the Fu-Bouncer, and I'm sure he serves some systematic purpose on here to curb whatever "abuses" the "bosses" see happening on here. But comment bombing and mass rating still goes on, so I guess it's their way to tell you "Hey, we see what you're doing young man!!". It's still goofy, but hey, it is Fubar, I should expect goofy on a daily basis. But hey, that's just my opinion.......my word ain't law........

This blog I guess would be directed to the fairer sex on Fubar, since most men who have "private" folders, would open up those folders to any woman who would want to view them lol. I just felt the need to vent a bit about the whole topic. Women, you have such an effect and influence on ALL that goes on here. I swear, y'all should be runnin' Fubar HANDS DOWN!!! It's obvious, the majority of money and time spent on this site, is spent on or for WOMEN!! And oh yes, those wonderful NSFW pictures. What hoops will us men hop through just to get a gander at your goods. But with that being said, why all the complaints about all the sexual comments and innuendo you receive, if you do have NSFW pics? C'mon, y'all probably get the same lines thrown at you at the grocery store. "WITH GREAT POWER, COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!!". If you know you have a body that gets looks and double-takes everywhere you go, you must know that if you photograph it, clothed/half-naked/naked, you're going to get a gaggle of men droolin' towards your profile. And you will have every other comment and "shout" you receive, asking you to grant them the key to your private stash. And yet, the complaints and rhetoric keep rollin' along. I understand that women shouldn't be treated as pieces of meat, only to be looked at. And I know that a man should take the time to at least get to know the "real" you, before diving into your flesh gallery. But let's be for real here. You put those pictures up for a reason. TO BE LOOKED AT!! AND TO BE LOOKED AT BY MEN (OR WOMEN) SO THAT THEY COULD BE ENAMORED OR AROUSED BY YOUR BODY!!! No one puts up pictures that they DON'T WANT others to see. And yes, it's under lock and key, because you know what kind of power and leverage those picture hold for you. But please, don't try to get all self-righteous about it! You got nice tits, great! Flaunt it if you want to. But if that's all the comments you get, and you're upset about it, maybe you should look at what ELSE you can offer others, besides cleavage shots. But when someone puts up NSFW pics, and wants all their "friends and fans" to rate and comment em all, then turn around and say "Hey, I'm not just a piece of meat!!", ok, you're not a piece of meat, but you did just open up your "deli" so let a man be a carnivore for a second, then we can get back to being intellectuals. I'm an adult. I say "Do whatever makes you happy". And if being gawked at and drooled over gives you pleasure, then by all means, strut your curvy stuff!! And if you love comments about your body or looks, more power to ya. But if you find yourself having to write blog after blog, and bulletin after bulletin, complaining about how you only get comments about your tits and how so many want the bra to come off, how about not showing pictures of yourselves, in just a bra!! But hey, it's just my opinion........my word ain't law..........

Understandably so, there have been a shit load of MUMM's about the Presidential election, now that a clear Democratic nominee has been declared. And like all MUMM's, most of the feedback and comments will be smartasses (and I'm being loose with the word smart) and crabby fucks trying to drop whatever insults and bombs on the topic, just to push a few buttons. Which comes with the territory. This isn't a political forum, however, it would be nice to have deeper and more meaningful conversations than "how can I see those sweet tits" and "Please buy me a VIP or some fu-bling!". And with all that, I see well meaning people trying to combat or rebut the negative or insulting commentary from the choice individuals who post on these MUMM's. And as much as you may feel that you must debate and confront such hatred, and bigotry, and lies, and what-not, you have to ask yourself, could the effort be better suited somewhere else? Most of the pricks and assholes that leave bigoted , sexist, culturally insensitive, or homophobic remarks would never EVER do it in anyone's face. Of course they say they would, on a keyboard.....But in real life? Yeah right. I have been to plenty of these so-called "middle America" places. And you know what? There's nothing different about em then where you stay at. People struggling to get by on the paycheck they're getting. People struggling and complaining about the gas prices. People stressing about health care, and bills, and the cost of living. No one is above it. No one's candidate has the cure-all for what's wrong with this nation. But there enough intelligent individuals on here to know that when someone says "A "nigger" or a "bitch" can't run this country", that someone is just saying that to get a rise out of you. Their lives are so boring, so uneventful, they have to take joy in making others squirm, or get irate over ignorant comments like that. But anyone with any type of intelligence knows that the country isn't run by one person. And we know that either Obama or Clinton are qualified and have the ability to be President. So as much as the political MUMM's will dominate Fubar over the next few months, be ready to see the worst and most ignorant comments coming. It's the nature of this beast. But the worst thing you can do to ignorance......is give it an audience. But hey, that's just my opinion........my word ain't law.......

As of today, Barack Obama has clinched the Democratic Presidential nomination "mathematically". Hillary Clinton is about to give a speech, which may be her concession speech to congratulate and support Obama as the Democratic nominee. And as much as I'm excited and engaged in this year's Presidential election, I am relieved that it is over (for the most part lol). Now with that being said, this country needs to prepare itself with the best and WORST qualities of our citizens. We are gonna see hatred, racism, anti-Muslim rhetoric, age discrimination, separation and segregation at it's utmost. "But Coley, didn't we see that already with the Democratic Primary? lol". Yes, we did. But not to the degree it's about to escalate to. We're gonna have to do a reality check of ourselves. As a whole, is the United States ready to elect a Black man as President? Well, I offer this. If his skin tone, his name, his "religion" (which is Christianity, even though sooooo many Americans swear up and down he's a Muslim, which by the way isn't a crime. Islam is a peaceful and loving faith which MIRRORS Christianity), his age, or his experience makes you so uncomfortable, then your other option is John McCain. A man who has basically told you that what you have experienced over the past 7 1/2 years, you can expect for the next 4 under his term. Personally, I can't stomach a 3rd G.W. Bush term. We need to get things back to making sense again. We need to get things prioritized. We need to rebuild things here, so we can get back on the right track. And I just don't see it being done with McCain. But that doesn't mean that Obama will assuredly do things the way the USA needs it. I just see more of a chance of it happening with him. However you feel about it, get out and vote!!! Our lives may depend on it. But hey, that's just my opinion.......my word ain't law.....

Sorry to make anyone suffer through one of my "boredom" blogs, but I'm suffering from a lil "off the road" blues. But while on Fubar this past week, I like seeing all the beautiful women on here. Hell, I think all of the guys (and 75% of the women apparently lol) like seeing all the beautiful women. And not to sound like a suck-up, but there are soooo many beautiful women that are beautiful in their own different ways. And it's not all about tit size, or waist size, or bikini shots, or the obligatory NSFW pics. The lips, the eyes, the hair, the smile, the dimples :P. Just feminine sensuality at its best. However, I see a lot of the "I just lost 30 lbs." pics, or the "not too shabby for a mother of 4" pics, or the "nevermind the stretch marks" pics. And as a true, red-blooded, heterosexual man, let me tell you. If any woman out there is losing weight or feeling way too self-conscious about their body because of a man or men, or gettin' the men's attention, you don't have to work that hard. YOU ALREADY HAVE OUR ATTENTION!!! If some guy has you feeling bad about your own body or self image because you don't "fit" his view of what a beautiful woman is, I suggest you stop investing your time in bitch-ass dudes. A real man will tell you, just like one of my favorite comics Katt Williams said, we know where stretch marks come from. Either you were big and got small, or you were small and got big. EITHER WAY, WE'RE FUCKIN' LOL. And 99% of you women have experienced this in your lifetime. The times when you're out and about (like doing grocery shopping or paying a bill etc.), and you feel that you're not looking "your best", is the time you get approached, hit on, cat-called, and just gawked at by this or that random guy. And in your mind, you think you look like a hot mess. But to those guys, you're just hot! Now by all means, if you want to lose weight, tone up, tan up, glam up, or dress up (or down, I'm game for it :P), to make your self feel better or feel healthier or happier, then do your thang boo boo! But if you find yourself doing 1000 crunches, 500 push ups, and 5 miles of jogging daily for that one guy, do yourself a favor and ask him to strip for you. Take a good gander at his goods. And bring that strip show to a close by taking a good look at the tender vittle in the middle. Now ask yourself, is it worth all the physical exertion for THAT?!? Because I can assure you, there is a "bigger and better" deal that will accept you for who you are, no matter what your dress or cup size is. Doesn't matter how many nooks and crannies you got, if the muffin is good, it's good!! :) But hey, that's just my opinion........my word ain't law........

My truck is finally fixed and I'm headed back out to do the whole 18-wheel voyage. I wanna thank all the people who came by and showed so much love. I also wanna thank all the new friends and "fans"! Thanks for all the great comments, kind words, and interesting and stimulating conversation. I should be on the road for the next 2-3 weeks. So if you rate my new pics, stash, or blogs, and don't hear from me, please don't assume that I'm ignoring you or that I'm actin' like I'm too good to return the favor. I will do all that I can to return all that is received. As much as I enjoyed the time off, and I appreciate the much needed rest, I am going stir crazy!! I'm a road warrior, and the open road is where I need to be. Hey, maybe I'll be truckin' through your neck of the woods. You see a big ol' dirty white truck, with a goofy black dude behind the wheel, don't hesitate to wave or honk. :P Take care :)

Common misspelled and misused words and phrases on Fubar........ Dose - A measurement of some kind of medication or remedy (What most on here mean to use is DOES) Your - belonging to you You're - contraction for you are There - a place of reference They're - contraction of they are Their - belonging to them (It's amazing how many times those 5 previous terms are misused and misplaced in context on here lol) M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Like to Fuck (the misuse of the term is that the so-called "mother" is supposed to BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE THEIR MOTHER!!! The simple fact that she's a mother doesn't encompass the term as a whole) Anyone using current hit songs as their profile name - Examples.....Ms. New Booty, Lips of An Angel, Lollipop etc....To call yourself these things, should include that you actually HAVE said parts. To be Ms. New Booty, your booty shouldn't look so old...To be "Lollipop", you should inspire so many people to "lick" you....you understand... Literally - to actually have the verbage or perform the actual action conveyed in a commonly used term. I.E. "I literally shit my pants!", means that your feces actually hit your favorite pair of old navy khakis. If you didn't do it, or it didn't happen, you shouldn't use the word LITERALLY!! Any mass generalization - Examples...."ALL MEN ARE DOGS!", "ALL WOMEN ARE BITCHES", "ALL REDHEADS ARE CRAZY!!"....what you mean to say is all the men YOU FUCK WITH are dogs, or all the women YOU FUCK WITH are bitches....etc...... I know I'm a smart ass and so on and so forth, but it just makes my brain hurt to read SOOOOOO many blogs, bulletins, blasts, comments, and what not with things like this that stand out like a sore thumb. The funny part about it, the certain ones who make these mistakes and misuses, are the same ones who try to make fun of others who have a simple typo. LOL Or they claim to be so intelligent, and so above and beyond the mediocre masses of Fubar. And yet, they can't tell the difference from its and it's (tough one, I know) But hey, that's just my opinion.........my word ain't law........