I am truly convinced that a lot of women in Indiana are crazy, manic depressive, or mildly retarded. They always complain about needing help, or having to do so much on their own, but when you help, they're not appreciative of it, or even snap at you for it. All because they want to keep this false illusion of independence going.
And if that's not enough, God forbid you give them a sincere compliment about their physical appearance. Better sit down, because they're about to talk your ear off about how ugly, fat, flabby, bumpy, hairy, pale, blotchy, or illbuilt they are. Yes, no one is perfect. But just once in a while, can you let someone compliment you and leave it at that? I don't wanna have to scan your body with a magnifying glass to find something that ain't that glaring to the public, but seems to scream out at you every time you hop out of the shower.
And for fuck's sake, STOP IT WITH THE EX'S!!!! Yes, I know you're unlucky at love, but haven't you ever thought that the reason you're so unlucky, is your unwillingness to let the past go? They're your ex's for a reason. And no matter what little thing I do that might remind you of any of em, STOP COMPARING THEM TO ME!!!! None of em are like me. None of em are like each other. If I went on and on about one of my ex's, I swear I would be damn near castrated from all the sharp words you would throw at me.
And last but definately not least, if you find yourself in one of those "moods", and you do something that is "not something you usually do", STOP SAYING "That's just not me....". YES IT IS YOU!!!! No one held a gun to your head and said, "Get freaky or die!!". Yes, it is in you. Yes, you are capable of doing "such things". And yes, you will probably do it again (and again and again). You should know yourself well enough to be comfortable or at least have an understanding in the things you do or say. You didn't come up with that "chocolate pudding" trick from reading it in Cosmo. That shit came out of your head. Deal with it.
It's sad that so many women get done wrong by men, that they have to put up this false mask or portray some wholesome, goody two-shoe person because of what had happened in past relationships with men they swore they loved, and thought they loved them. And now they live with the shame and fear of "exposure". WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT! At some point in time, you have to accept that you did what you did for whatever reason, and it is not the current or future guy's fault about what happened to you back when.
Man, juicy lips, sweet tits, and a curvy ass sometimes ain't worth all the confusion and frustration of dealing with insecure women. But I'm a glutton for punishment, SO BRING ON DEM TITTIES!!!!
But hey, this is just my opinion.........my word ain't law.......
