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58 Year Old · Female · From Hot Springs Village, AR · fu-Owned by HOPELESS RO... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on January 31, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on October 20th · 23 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 8 different people have a crush on me!

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If you see that I am already sh*tfaced, don't spend your points on me, use them on other friends that need them. Just because I give you one, doesn't mean I want one in return...
OK, now if you're still with me...Thanks for coming to my page, don't forget to rate and like me at least. Just take those few seconds to push the cherries!

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I am an outgoing female, that's just here to make some new friends...Was born in Washington DC, lived in Maryland, New York, Michigan, then Virginia all by the time I was 4 yrs old. Then grew up in Virginia, moved to Denver, Colorado in 1979 stayed there for 26yrs, and finally in 1/2006 came here to Arkansas...I have a sense of humor, a little warped at times...lol Been told that sometimes I'm too smart for my own good, is that a bad thing?...and yes I can be a real smart ass too!......

...I have many interests and to know more about me all you have to do is ask...A big favorite is music...I enjoy all kinds from big band, swing all the way to some of the hip hop and rap stuff...I am most into alternative, punk, metal...


I called an old classmate and asked what he was doing.
He replied that he was working on. "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment."
I was impressed. Upon further inquiring, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision.

For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died,for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember.

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58 Year Old · Female · From Hot Springs Village, AR · fu-Owned by HOPELESS RO... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on January 31, 2007 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on October 20th · 23 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 8 different people have a crush on me!
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Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays to maintain these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It's noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.
Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."



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