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49 Year Old · Female · From Bucharest, Romania · fuMarried to: Cowboy DNO · Owned by Cowboy DNO and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on December 27, 2010 · Born on January 5th · 22 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 154 different people have a crush on me!
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

(10) We will see: That means NO and don't bring it up again.

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49 Year Old · Female · From Bucharest, Romania · fuMarried to: Cowboy DNO · Owned by Cowboy DNO and is worth 1 coin. · Joined on December 27, 2010 · Born on January 5th · 22 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 154 different people have a crush on me!

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