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57 Year Old · Male · From Jefferson City, MO · fu-Owned by Latin Queen and is worth 1 credit. · Joined on May 26, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 10th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I don't know if this is really necessary for the likes of me, but I'm seeing this on a lot of pages these days so I'm putting it up here too:

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It has been brought to my attention that some of my friends are shitfacing me over other friends! PLEASE don't do this! It's bad Fu manners and upsets my friends who got me 'faced first!

Also...and this is very important...PLEASE, NO BLANK FRIEND REQUESTS! If you want to add me, at least say something when you send an invite!

That said, here's what I have to say about me:

I'm just a nice guy.

I'm a RL bachelor, not the UN-reality TV show kind.

I call myself The Terminal Bachelor because rather than whine 'poor me, I don't got nobody' I like to joke about my bachelorhood being a 'terminal condition'. Which, given the way things are for me these days, it probably is.

I don't worry much about leveling because I'm not here so much to play the game as I am to try to be a halfway decent friend. I'm told I do pretty well at that.

I don't ever make the mistake of thinking that just because you like, rate, fan or add me that you're interested in anything other than points or perhaps being a friend, and an Internet friend at that. I try to get back to as many that do stop by as I can.

I enjoy liking, rating, re-rating, fanning, and poking people a lot. Ok, I like to do all that mostly to ladies. When I poke, I like to send smooches. I'm pretty sure most guys do NOT want smooch pokes, at least not from other guys LOL!

I enjoy blinging my Fu friends as well. Sometimes my dear Fu friends even bling me! I can only do so much, but I always try to return that love as best I can, when I can.

And yes, most of my Fu friends are ladies. If you haven't guessed yet, I like ladies. It's a weakness of mine. I think many of them are just flat out gorgeous and I consider myself incredibly lucky that they let me be a Fu friend! Some of them even let me be their Fu owner, which I consider an honor and a privilege!

Whether I'm talking in the shoutbox or leaving a comment, I tend to put hearts around the names of all my lady Fu friends. It's a way I have of showing some love, and it seems to please, so I'm happy to do it.

Used to be, if a lady had O's or V's in her name she'd get smileys in place of O's and hearts in place of V's. These days, though, I tend to use mostly the lovestruck emoji on my Fu ladies' names. I think of my Fu friends as special, so I try to spell all their names in a special way!

Speaking of the shoutbox: I state here for the record that when talking in the shoutbox I try to be a gentleman. I'm no saint, I will flirt to an extent with some of my dear Fu ladies, but only with those who know me well enough to know I'm entirely harmless and have no interest in either scaring anyone or pissing them off.

Further: If I shoutbox you and don't get an answer, I assume that you're either not there (although you may seem to be online) or simply have better things to do (which hopefully does not involve some kind of personal disaster!), so I don't get butthurt about it.

These days I tend to call all my lady Fu's 'dear', a tendency which worries me because it makes me feel like I'm getting old LOL!

I don't have a cam myself and even if I did I wouldn't inflict me on anyone, unless they simply had to look at me! And I'd only let the soulmate I don't have see ME naked, because only my soulmate could stand the sight (well, I can too, but I don't have a choice in the matter) LOL!

Also on the subject of cams and private folders: I rarely ask to view cams and never private folders, although if a lady has NSFWs that aren't private I'll view and maybe rate them. Hey, I may be a bachelor but I'm still a guy, after all! If by some chance a lady offers to let me see her private pics, I do not think of it as a chance to check out some hot pics, but as an act of trust on her part. As I see it, by making that offer she is trusting me NOT to turn into some kind of creep, and I would never dare violate that trust. Also I prefer to see women who do post NSFWs not as 'sluts' or 'hos', but as women expressing a side of themselves they're comfortable with. That doesn't make them bad people, even if they charge credits for it. If they do charge, that's their business and none of mine. I did finally break down after nine years here and got ONE naughty salute in exchange for a bling, but once was enough...I'm still not about to waste credits just to look at nudes!

A few more things about rating pics of my friends: I seldom leave pic comments, unless I can think of something that is at least somewhat clever if not entirely original. I see too many other commenters saying the same things and using the same words over and over again and I can only imagine how dreary they must seem to the ladies they're left for, to the point where they become meaningless. I won't do that! Also, I prefer to rate the most recent pics of my friends and those of any lady whose page I might visit. If I'm rating your pics, I would rather rate YOU as you are now and not you as you were weeks or months or even years ago! I also seldom rate pics that have been Snapchatted; I think those mostly take away from or even hide a person! Lastly, I'm not one to rate cleavage or booty or leg pics; I prefer to rate the whole person, not just parts of her! So if your face isn't in the pic, I'm most likely to pass on it!

Non-Fu things I like: I like baseball and football and I ONLY root for my hometown teams:





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I've loved to read all my life, but I don't read books for subtext, just good stories.

I love guitars, though I've never played well.

I like movies, music, and TV shows too, but I'm just too lazy to list them! Also I work nights and seldom get to watch anything longer than I get to be on break! LOL

If there's anyting anyone would like to know more about me, they're welcome to ask so long as it's not something graphic, insulting, or just plain stupid.






57 Year Old · Male · From Jefferson City, MO · fu-Owned by Latin Queen and is worth 1 credit. · Joined on May 26, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on December 10th · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!

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  • The Terminal Ba... Must go! Going to try to catch COLD PURSUIT with Liam Neeson and then THE PRODIGY if weather permits...take care and be safe, Fu's :-)
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